1 00:00:03,930 --> 00:00:07,550 Don't put none of that stuff that's going to get a strike. 2 00:00:11,250 --> 00:00:12,026 Still funny. 3 00:00:12,058 --> 00:00:14,190 That got banned in Russia. 4 00:00:16,850 --> 00:00:25,310 A song in the beginning, I thought it was, but it's just banned. 5 00:00:30,970 --> 00:00:36,710 And then copyrights where I just said you use a copyright sample. 6 00:00:45,070 --> 00:00:47,130 Just going to get a little keyboard. 7 00:00:49,390 --> 00:00:51,310 And now it's time for Ryan. 8 00:00:54,610 --> 00:00:55,920 Like, that is wrong. 9 00:00:56,450 --> 00:00:57,760 Incorrect, sir. 10 00:00:58,690 --> 00:01:00,378 And now it's time for Ryan. 11 00:01:00,474 --> 00:01:04,010 That's it on loop. 12 00:01:04,170 --> 00:01:04,880 Nice. 13 00:01:06,210 --> 00:01:08,590 Because of that, we got Brandon, Belgium. 14 00:01:09,110 --> 00:01:09,794 I don't know. 15 00:01:09,832 --> 00:01:13,700 That's just weird that it was the never free cell phone. 16 00:01:14,390 --> 00:01:15,266 I think it's still on. 17 00:01:15,288 --> 00:01:15,860 Here. 18 00:01:16,230 --> 00:01:16,786 Here it is. 19 00:01:21,030 --> 00:01:21,694 Yeah. 20 00:01:21,832 --> 00:01:25,510 Next night, you ban in Russia. 21 00:01:26,010 --> 00:01:30,870 In Russia, you do not freestyle the freestyle. 22 00:01:32,250 --> 00:01:33,850 Never the freestyle. 23 00:01:35,950 --> 00:01:38,300 I'm going to have to chop that up. 24 00:01:45,570 --> 00:01:46,622 I'm on camera, too. 25 00:01:46,676 --> 00:01:47,230 Yeah, you are. 26 00:01:47,300 --> 00:01:48,186 Yawning. 27 00:01:48,378 --> 00:01:50,126 I just switched it over to you, too. 28 00:01:50,228 --> 00:01:51,070 Sweet. 29 00:01:52,710 --> 00:01:54,130 Welcome to Hot Mike. 30 00:01:55,750 --> 00:01:57,490 We're starting, right? Yeah, we are. 31 00:01:57,560 --> 00:01:58,594 Okay, good. 32 00:01:58,792 --> 00:02:00,210 Welcome to Hot Mike. 33 00:02:04,470 --> 00:02:04,926 Ye. 34 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:05,890 Not Yeet. 35 00:02:06,390 --> 00:02:08,146 No, I know. 36 00:02:08,248 --> 00:02:09,300 You said it. 37 00:02:11,430 --> 00:02:13,080 A black book is still a thing. 38 00:02:14,010 --> 00:02:17,818 Like the ones where you keep all of your women's numbers. 39 00:02:17,904 --> 00:02:19,398 Yeah, it's a generational. 40 00:02:19,494 --> 00:02:21,210 It's not a thing anymore. 41 00:02:22,190 --> 00:02:23,498 They look like this now. 42 00:02:23,584 --> 00:02:27,690 Yeah, just go grab a burner phone. 43 00:02:27,840 --> 00:02:32,238 Burner phone? Yeah, to keep all your bitches numbers in that one. 44 00:02:32,324 --> 00:02:32,958 Okay. 45 00:02:33,124 --> 00:02:46,602 Actually know somebody who does that so he can talk to his other bitches without being impeded by his main bitch. 46 00:02:46,746 --> 00:02:47,438 Got you. 47 00:02:47,524 --> 00:02:49,026 I want to look at through your phone. 48 00:02:49,128 --> 00:02:49,746 Go ahead. 49 00:02:49,848 --> 00:02:54,814 Fucking Porter at my work, he has three fucking three phones. 50 00:02:54,862 --> 00:02:56,078 Three fucking phones. 51 00:02:56,174 --> 00:02:57,134 So, like, I was joking. 52 00:02:57,182 --> 00:03:00,910 Well, like legit, like three fucking big ass fucking phones in his pocket. 53 00:03:00,910 --> 00:03:02,006 He has to, like, fucking pull out. 54 00:03:02,028 --> 00:03:02,646 Oh, not this one. 55 00:03:02,668 --> 00:03:03,174 Not this one. 56 00:03:03,212 --> 00:03:04,994 Not the two phones. 57 00:03:05,042 --> 00:03:06,626 One for the bitches and one for the hose. 58 00:03:06,658 --> 00:03:07,526 That's what I said to him. 59 00:03:07,548 --> 00:03:10,950 I was like, all right, so you got one for the drugs, one for the bitches, and one for the host. 60 00:03:12,990 --> 00:03:14,934 Wait, one for the bitches and one for the hose. 61 00:03:14,982 --> 00:03:16,650 And then one for the drug dealing. 62 00:03:17,070 --> 00:03:18,154 Come on. 63 00:03:18,352 --> 00:03:19,382 Bitches and hose. 64 00:03:19,446 --> 00:03:20,194 Two different phones. 65 00:03:20,262 --> 00:03:21,626 You got to keep things separated. 66 00:03:21,738 --> 00:03:23,120 Church and state, man. 67 00:03:25,730 --> 00:03:36,386 Right? So reason I ask is I started one a while back because I had to start one. 68 00:03:36,408 --> 00:03:40,206 I was trying to make a list because I couldn't remember names. 69 00:03:40,238 --> 00:03:42,322 I was like, whatever. 70 00:03:42,376 --> 00:03:50,290 So I just started making a list of notes, and I was doing it in chronological order. 71 00:03:50,440 --> 00:03:52,770 It's like, who did I date? Rebecca Goodhead. 72 00:03:52,850 --> 00:04:02,842 No, who did I date before this person? Just because my memory so you created a timeline? Yeah, it's kind of like a timeline, but it's just a list. 73 00:04:02,976 --> 00:04:04,918 It was just a list of names. 74 00:04:05,094 --> 00:04:17,518 And it was years ago, and one of the kids was asking me a question, and it sort of referenced, like, when did you date so and so, and I was like, I don't remember. 75 00:04:17,604 --> 00:04:22,414 And I had my phone out, and she wasn't looking. 76 00:04:22,532 --> 00:04:25,410 And I pulled that note up, and I was like, oh, that's who. 77 00:04:25,560 --> 00:04:29,282 And she looked at my phone like, what is that? And I was like, oh, nothing. 78 00:04:29,416 --> 00:04:49,078 So I just but the person that she was asking about, it was 15, 1516 years ago, and we only dated for, like, a month. 79 00:04:49,164 --> 00:04:57,660 And so anyways, you have to tell me if you've ever heard of anyone doing this, because this is, like, the only person I've ever known that had done this. 80 00:04:58,830 --> 00:05:00,640 So it was like the third time. 81 00:05:02,610 --> 00:05:05,630 The third or fourth time we slept together. 82 00:05:05,700 --> 00:05:07,280 And I was, like, at her house. 83 00:05:08,450 --> 00:05:10,160 It's a nice way of putting it. 84 00:05:17,730 --> 00:05:25,310 We fought over let us book Adam Morales books. 85 00:05:33,450 --> 00:05:34,440 you good. 86 00:05:35,450 --> 00:05:39,102 Don't die solid. 87 00:05:39,186 --> 00:05:41,050 If you die, it's good for ratings. 88 00:05:47,790 --> 00:05:48,374 Russian. 89 00:05:48,422 --> 00:05:48,998 Bella recently. 90 00:05:49,014 --> 00:05:50,042 Be, like, fucking real. 91 00:05:50,096 --> 00:05:50,700 Obviously. 92 00:05:51,790 --> 00:05:54,622 So it was, like, the third time. 93 00:05:54,756 --> 00:05:58,654 But it was the first time I was at her place because before that, we were wherever else. 94 00:05:58,692 --> 00:06:03,460 Anyway, so afterwards, the back of the van yeah. 95 00:06:04,870 --> 00:06:11,460 She had rolled over and grabbed something out of her nightstand, and I could hear this. 96 00:06:13,750 --> 00:06:17,874 What the fuck? And then I kind of, like, glanced over, and I was like, oh, it's a notebook. 97 00:06:17,922 --> 00:06:20,278 And I was thinking she was, like, writing in a journal or something. 98 00:06:20,364 --> 00:06:21,560 No, your name. 99 00:06:23,450 --> 00:06:27,010 And so then she likes the bathroom. 100 00:06:27,090 --> 00:06:28,758 No, she flipped the page or something. 101 00:06:28,844 --> 00:06:36,746 And then I could actually because it was on the left side, and then she flipped the page, and then I could see the other page, and so on. 102 00:06:36,768 --> 00:06:43,194 There was names and dates and some other stuff, and I was like, what is that? She's like, oh, it's my sex book. 103 00:06:43,232 --> 00:06:45,440 And I'm like your sex book. 104 00:06:45,810 --> 00:06:46,574 She's like, yeah. 105 00:06:46,612 --> 00:06:50,346 I'm like, what the fuck is a sex book? She's like, oh, it's like Evany's. 106 00:06:50,378 --> 00:06:56,894 Every time I've had sex, I write down who it was with and the date and if we wore a condom or not. 107 00:06:56,932 --> 00:07:05,214 It's like it was just this was, like, in the middle of the book, like, of a 70 page college rule. 108 00:07:05,342 --> 00:07:06,782 Contact trade notebook. 109 00:07:06,926 --> 00:07:07,694 Holy crap. 110 00:07:13,750 --> 00:07:17,814 Yeah, so any time she goes to doctor, she just brings that just in case. 111 00:07:17,932 --> 00:07:18,966 Here you go. 112 00:07:19,148 --> 00:07:22,662 Here's my contact draw this timeline seven weeks ago. 113 00:07:22,716 --> 00:07:23,400 All right. 114 00:07:24,250 --> 00:07:26,520 Like when they tell you to bring your medications list. 115 00:07:27,370 --> 00:07:28,760 Bringing the fuss place. 116 00:07:30,290 --> 00:07:30,894 So yeah. 117 00:07:30,932 --> 00:07:33,120 Anyone? No. 118 00:07:35,250 --> 00:07:40,110 I mean, I've seen it in the movie, but what movie? Reality Bites. 119 00:07:41,730 --> 00:07:42,960 I know that one. 120 00:07:43,730 --> 00:07:45,200 Really? Yes, really. 121 00:07:46,290 --> 00:07:47,322 Winona Ryder. 122 00:07:47,386 --> 00:07:50,062 Ethan Hawk Embry. 123 00:07:50,206 --> 00:07:53,218 Isn't that like mid 90s? Yeah. 124 00:07:53,384 --> 00:07:57,890 Directed by Ben Filler I must have missed over that one. 125 00:07:57,960 --> 00:07:58,194 Yeah. 126 00:07:58,232 --> 00:07:59,534 I mean, I still haven't seen The Godfather. 127 00:07:59,582 --> 00:08:03,160 So what? We've been over this. 128 00:08:10,810 --> 00:08:15,030 You've seen Star Wars, right? What? Yeah, just checking. 129 00:08:15,530 --> 00:08:18,598 I mean, probably for me, like, last time it was really highlighted. 130 00:08:18,614 --> 00:08:22,880 It's probably like the American Pip movies or like an aspect of that. 131 00:08:26,530 --> 00:08:29,326 It would have been like number one, but journaled it. 132 00:08:29,348 --> 00:08:32,366 I don't remember that in an aspect of it. 133 00:08:32,468 --> 00:08:40,900 Like, there's that one big brother handed down the book or whatever to the younger brother when he hasn't fucked with Terry Reed yet or whatever. 134 00:08:41,750 --> 00:08:45,334 Oh, yeah, the hurricane or the tornado or whatever it was. 135 00:08:45,372 --> 00:08:45,960 Yeah. 136 00:08:46,570 --> 00:08:48,280 Must have glassed over that. 137 00:08:51,930 --> 00:08:57,800 I haven't seen that movie in, like you know this song about movies, right? Not this one. 138 00:08:59,690 --> 00:09:05,386 I'll be much more knowledgeable because he's like, going down under and he got the book underneath the bed. 139 00:09:05,408 --> 00:09:07,420 He's like, I'm coming. 140 00:09:18,090 --> 00:09:27,654 I suppose you want her to have a big book, because otherwise if it's like page two, she might not know what she's doing. 141 00:09:27,852 --> 00:09:29,850 Just cracking the cellphone wrapper. 142 00:09:31,710 --> 00:09:38,970 I just wanted to try this new thing out here called sex. 143 00:09:40,190 --> 00:09:43,470 It's this thing I guess people do rapper dick and cellophane. 144 00:09:43,890 --> 00:09:48,880 Oh, there was the girl in Mall Rats who made the book, the sex book. 145 00:09:50,450 --> 00:09:50,862 Sorry. 146 00:09:50,916 --> 00:09:52,522 All my life is referenced in movies. 147 00:09:52,586 --> 00:09:52,962 I'm sorry. 148 00:09:53,016 --> 00:09:54,980 That would be too weird for me. 149 00:09:55,350 --> 00:09:57,842 I would have just got up and left. 150 00:09:57,976 --> 00:10:00,062 Maybe she could have thought about life choices. 151 00:10:00,206 --> 00:10:05,480 Yeah, I could wait until I go to the bathroom so I didn't fucking see it. 152 00:10:06,650 --> 00:10:10,614 I mean, she's clearly not ashamed of it, and maybe she shouldn't be. 153 00:10:10,732 --> 00:10:13,254 I'm just saying, no sluck shaming here, man. 154 00:10:13,292 --> 00:10:15,020 We've been married for 15 years. 155 00:10:18,350 --> 00:10:21,930 Why are there more than one name? Like, this name is from two weeks ago. 156 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:22,650 Bitch. 157 00:10:25,710 --> 00:10:26,410 Yeah. 158 00:10:26,560 --> 00:10:26,986 I don't know. 159 00:10:27,008 --> 00:10:28,026 I didn't respond to it. 160 00:10:28,048 --> 00:10:30,106 I was like I didn't really know what to think about it. 161 00:10:30,208 --> 00:10:31,246 I've never encountered this. 162 00:10:31,268 --> 00:10:35,930 I've never heard anyone but maybe this is, like one of those out of the loop moments. 163 00:10:36,010 --> 00:10:39,120 Maybe this is a normal thing and I don't know about it. 164 00:10:39,570 --> 00:10:41,294 You've entered the matrix? Yeah. 165 00:10:41,332 --> 00:10:43,474 And if it's normal, I don't know about it. 166 00:10:43,592 --> 00:10:47,090 Her data matrix spreadsheet. 167 00:10:47,510 --> 00:10:54,482 What's this abbreviation? DP BD double penetration. 168 00:10:54,546 --> 00:10:54,978 Back door. 169 00:10:54,994 --> 00:10:58,434 Honey, don't you remember? What? What's this? BBC. 170 00:11:02,970 --> 00:11:03,720 No. 171 00:11:05,450 --> 00:11:08,166 It reminds me of this YouTube video I saw yesterday. 172 00:11:08,198 --> 00:11:08,886 It was really weird. 173 00:11:08,918 --> 00:11:15,820 It was like this black dude that was that kind of just walks around and, like, asks random people questions and shit like that. 174 00:11:16,270 --> 00:11:17,886 Like on the street? Yeah, okay. 175 00:11:17,988 --> 00:11:22,730 And he was walking, and he runs into this drunk lady. 176 00:11:22,890 --> 00:11:27,454 The drunk white lady and her they got the fucking grill wrong over there. 177 00:11:27,492 --> 00:11:30,506 Fucking, like, three street, like the fucking flame. 178 00:11:30,618 --> 00:11:40,642 I don't know what they're doing, but he was walking by this drunk lady and her husband, and then he was he was getting ready to ask a question. 179 00:11:40,696 --> 00:11:42,206 He's like, hey, my name is blah, blah, blah. 180 00:11:42,238 --> 00:11:44,402 She's like, oh, yeah. 181 00:11:44,456 --> 00:11:53,858 She's all so you know what? Like, three of you listen. 182 00:11:53,964 --> 00:11:58,234 Just BBC Three guys. 183 00:11:58,352 --> 00:12:02,730 Me, you, and the husband's like, oh, fuck. 184 00:12:04,030 --> 00:12:05,174 He starts walking. 185 00:12:05,222 --> 00:12:06,874 He just goes and leans against the wall. 186 00:12:06,912 --> 00:12:08,250 She's like, no, listen. 187 00:12:08,320 --> 00:12:12,926 I mean, I would love for that to happen with the role play with him. 188 00:12:12,948 --> 00:12:16,894 And he's just like, all right. 189 00:12:17,012 --> 00:12:18,880 And then just, like, walks away. 190 00:12:20,530 --> 00:12:23,362 You know what? I'm getting ready to ask you a question. 191 00:12:23,416 --> 00:12:25,614 You decide that you just go off on this rant. 192 00:12:25,662 --> 00:12:29,700 No, lady, we're not doing this today. 193 00:12:31,030 --> 00:12:33,550 Literally not doing that today. 194 00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:38,790 So who walked off? The guy that started to ask the question, the one that was filming. 195 00:12:39,530 --> 00:12:45,846 He was just like, no, the husband was just standing next to the wall with, like, an awkward smile on his face. 196 00:12:45,868 --> 00:12:49,498 Like, my wife, she's a crazy one. 197 00:12:55,310 --> 00:13:03,710 I don't know if that's her name, but whatever it is now, yeah, that's fucking weird. 198 00:13:06,290 --> 00:13:11,634 Do you see that one? I don't know if you're like, the glasses are throwing me off. 199 00:13:11,672 --> 00:13:13,054 I need to be able to see your eyeballs. 200 00:13:13,102 --> 00:13:13,646 I'm just kidding. 201 00:13:13,678 --> 00:13:15,060 Put your glasses back on. 202 00:13:17,350 --> 00:13:25,974 You see that one video where it was a similar thing, where a guy was approaching a couple or whatever and asking I don't remember what the context was. 203 00:13:26,012 --> 00:13:37,446 Like, hey, are you willing to go through something on your phone or show whomever your phone? And I guess she had a video of her getting fucked by some other dude on her phone. 204 00:13:37,548 --> 00:13:39,066 And she was trying to delete that. 205 00:13:39,248 --> 00:13:41,162 And she was holding the phone like this. 206 00:13:41,216 --> 00:13:43,306 And I got a phone right here. 207 00:13:43,328 --> 00:13:47,114 I don't know why I'm grabbing a remote, but he's right here. 208 00:13:47,232 --> 00:13:50,654 She's like, oh, doing something like this. 209 00:13:50,772 --> 00:13:54,718 And he was, like, swinging his arms because that's how we talked. 210 00:13:54,804 --> 00:13:56,894 And he bumped her phone and she did this. 211 00:13:56,932 --> 00:14:00,260 And he could see that she was getting fucked by some other dude on it. 212 00:14:01,350 --> 00:14:02,654 She wanted to get caught. 213 00:14:02,702 --> 00:14:04,100 There's no way to do that. 214 00:14:05,190 --> 00:14:07,586 The whole thing was fake, right? Yeah. 215 00:14:07,768 --> 00:14:11,220 What, they do fake things on the Internet? No. 216 00:14:12,330 --> 00:14:12,774 All right. 217 00:14:12,812 --> 00:14:13,478 Thanks for sending me. 218 00:14:13,484 --> 00:14:17,094 Right? I don't have that one. 219 00:14:17,212 --> 00:14:20,134 That drop I did it for you. 220 00:14:20,172 --> 00:14:20,486 Thank you. 221 00:14:20,508 --> 00:14:21,094 Just clip that. 222 00:14:27,310 --> 00:14:31,180 so speaking of sex no, thank you. 223 00:14:32,350 --> 00:14:33,500 After the show. 224 00:14:37,170 --> 00:14:37,630 Yeah. 225 00:14:37,700 --> 00:14:40,160 So middle school. 226 00:14:41,330 --> 00:14:43,840 It's fucking weird, man. 227 00:14:44,850 --> 00:15:04,902 And the other day they'd do a bag search on a kid because they like a random bag search, or they got reports dumb asses were smoking a vape in class and walked in there and was like, we weren't doing anything. 228 00:15:04,956 --> 00:15:07,400 It's like, fuckers, I can smell it. 229 00:15:07,930 --> 00:15:13,442 Like, the entire room smells like fucking Skittles and fucking smoke. 230 00:15:13,506 --> 00:15:15,510 Like, what the fuck, you dumb asses. 231 00:15:16,350 --> 00:15:20,140 So anyways, I have to go and do this fucking bag search. 232 00:15:20,910 --> 00:15:36,474 Now, it was weird because earlier in the day, I had walked into my office after dealing with a whole bunch of other shit and sitting right in front of my keyboard and my laptop is a fucking condom. 233 00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:41,630 I'm just like used no, just checking. 234 00:15:41,710 --> 00:15:43,730 Just sitting there. 235 00:15:43,880 --> 00:15:45,742 I'll walk up to those girls. 236 00:15:45,886 --> 00:15:49,250 She's like, yeah, I found that just laying on the floor. 237 00:15:49,990 --> 00:15:51,698 Thought you would get a kick out of it. 238 00:15:51,704 --> 00:15:55,874 And it's like, yeah, I'm just going to throw this right there in the garbage. 239 00:15:56,002 --> 00:15:56,920 Thank you. 240 00:15:59,370 --> 00:16:04,146 Do like dumb shit and go put different things that we find on each other's desks. 241 00:16:04,338 --> 00:16:10,054 So anyways, got to go back, search this kid and open up his bag. 242 00:16:10,102 --> 00:16:16,698 And all of a sudden it's just a whole fucking big ass box of condoms just sitting there. 243 00:16:16,864 --> 00:16:24,926 And I was just like, okay, first of all, dude, I know I'm supposed to be checking your bag and I'm not allowed to let you touch the shit, but I'm not touching that. 244 00:16:24,948 --> 00:16:27,390 I was like, get the fuck out of your bag. 245 00:16:29,730 --> 00:16:32,702 And second of all, we all know you're not a fucking Magnum. 246 00:16:32,766 --> 00:16:33,540 My bad. 247 00:16:34,550 --> 00:16:35,346 My bad. 248 00:16:35,448 --> 00:16:39,006 And I was like, okay, let me finish searching his bag. 249 00:16:39,038 --> 00:16:45,800 And I was just like it was funny because the principal was in there too. 250 00:16:46,410 --> 00:16:48,882 And I kind of lost myself for a minute. 251 00:16:49,026 --> 00:16:52,146 And I was like, all right, go ahead and stick those back in your bag. 252 00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:53,190 You're nasty. 253 00:16:58,570 --> 00:17:02,250 The principal of the dean, they kind of looked at me and I was like, I'm sorry. 254 00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:03,660 I'm not touching that. 255 00:17:05,950 --> 00:17:06,314 No. 256 00:17:06,352 --> 00:17:10,286 I was like, you want to put it back in there? I put it back in there. 257 00:17:10,308 --> 00:17:10,762 Nasty. 258 00:17:10,826 --> 00:17:13,294 Did you see the principal and the dean? Yeah. 259 00:17:13,412 --> 00:17:13,982 Okay. 260 00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:15,262 That was a big situation. 261 00:17:15,396 --> 00:17:31,800 Okay? I'm tired of finding just weird shit in people's bags and the one day I fucking have to bag search somebody and I and outflops a dogo or whatever. 262 00:17:33,610 --> 00:17:35,522 I'm probably going to lose my shit. 263 00:17:35,666 --> 00:17:39,062 I mean, earlier this week I get a call parent. 264 00:17:39,196 --> 00:17:43,080 Hey, I need you to go grab my kid. 265 00:17:44,490 --> 00:17:51,420 Why are they leaving you're on the phone, man? Well, the hamster door is open. 266 00:17:51,950 --> 00:17:53,740 The hamster is not here. 267 00:17:54,110 --> 00:18:01,774 Pretty sure it's probably in his ass in the glad I wasn't oh, sorry. 268 00:18:01,812 --> 00:18:02,426 It's a gerbil. 269 00:18:02,458 --> 00:18:02,910 My bad. 270 00:18:02,980 --> 00:18:06,750 So I'm pretty sure it's in in kid's hoodie or something. 271 00:18:06,900 --> 00:18:12,246 Like what the fuck? So I go down to the classroom. 272 00:18:12,378 --> 00:18:13,698 I pull the kid out of class. 273 00:18:13,784 --> 00:18:17,874 Hey, so what did I do? I don't know yet. 274 00:18:17,992 --> 00:18:19,282 We're about to figure that out. 275 00:18:19,336 --> 00:18:26,450 Do you have a hamster with you? The shit you have to say yes covered. 276 00:18:27,370 --> 00:18:31,430 Where's the hamster? In my ass in my backpack. 277 00:18:33,210 --> 00:18:36,460 Go get your backpack and come with me. 278 00:18:37,230 --> 00:18:38,954 Can't have hamsters at school. 279 00:18:39,072 --> 00:18:43,370 Why do you have a hamster? Well, I was taking it to my dad's. 280 00:18:50,530 --> 00:18:51,390 fuck. 281 00:18:52,530 --> 00:18:56,126 I walk down to the office and all the office ladies are looking at me. 282 00:18:56,148 --> 00:18:57,322 And they're like, hamster. 283 00:18:57,386 --> 00:19:03,898 Was it one of these? And I was like, backpacks? No, just a regular Jam Sport backpack. 284 00:19:03,914 --> 00:19:08,030 I was like, Jam Sport? Random hamster in there. 285 00:19:08,180 --> 00:19:12,420 I had to confiscate a fucking hamster from a kid. 286 00:19:13,910 --> 00:19:24,914 We went and grabbed an aquarium from a science class and had to put the hamster in there and wait for the parent to come pick up the fucking hamster. 287 00:19:24,962 --> 00:19:27,082 See, now what you need to do is start a book. 288 00:19:27,216 --> 00:19:30,774 Not a sex book, but a book of shit you're confiscating. 289 00:19:30,822 --> 00:19:35,180 And now you got hamster, dildo, condoms, which would mostly be a sex book. 290 00:19:36,830 --> 00:19:38,394 That sounds like a sex object. 291 00:19:38,512 --> 00:19:45,600 Yeah, I got some good weed pins in my office. 292 00:19:47,250 --> 00:19:53,440 Why ain't going to bring those recording? Because they're all recorded. 293 00:19:53,910 --> 00:20:01,550 Somebody will come and pick them up at the end of the school year and go and hand them a big box of paraphernalia. 294 00:20:01,630 --> 00:20:04,994 And then school district does whatever they do with it. 295 00:20:05,112 --> 00:20:08,390 They probably just go have like a smoke party. 296 00:20:10,170 --> 00:20:13,282 You don't know what they do with no stuff that's confiscated. 297 00:20:13,346 --> 00:20:13,814 No. 298 00:20:13,932 --> 00:20:14,262 Okay. 299 00:20:14,316 --> 00:20:17,574 They just come pick up a box of it at the end of the school year and just like all right. 300 00:20:17,612 --> 00:20:22,310 See it if you ever get any really good drugs. 301 00:20:22,470 --> 00:20:22,966 Hey, Byron. 302 00:20:22,998 --> 00:20:23,994 I have to take that off your hands. 303 00:20:24,032 --> 00:20:27,254 Hey, Byron, I was looking for a pen and I found this book in your desk. 304 00:20:27,382 --> 00:20:28,970 You're into some weird shit, man. 305 00:20:33,790 --> 00:20:34,298 Yeah. 306 00:20:44,410 --> 00:20:45,110 Yes. 307 00:20:45,260 --> 00:20:45,862 Okay. 308 00:20:45,996 --> 00:20:51,078 No, then after the whole condom thing, different kid, right? Yeah. 309 00:20:51,244 --> 00:20:57,790 Kid leaves and principal looks at me and she's like, well, I bet you wish that hamster. 310 00:21:01,090 --> 00:21:03,200 Yeah, sure do. 311 00:21:10,020 --> 00:21:12,316 You tied it up into one subject. 312 00:21:12,508 --> 00:21:18,388 What happened? You did the don't check off the middle school. 313 00:21:18,474 --> 00:21:26,170 That might as well just be a permanent permanent? It's just going to permanent thing that never gets checked off because there's going to be something new every single time. 314 00:21:28,220 --> 00:21:33,530 I mean, for catalog reason, it'll be like school year 2223-2324. 315 00:21:36,320 --> 00:21:42,910 What is this? Oh, that was that fucking drunken night at the fucking bar. 316 00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:46,270 Okay, we talked about that. 317 00:21:46,720 --> 00:21:48,370 Yeah, we are tied by that. 318 00:21:49,300 --> 00:21:50,850 I did not see that. 319 00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:57,332 This seems like he has a casino story every time he comes here. 320 00:21:57,386 --> 00:21:59,670 Yeah, well, he goes to the casino quite a bit. 321 00:22:00,140 --> 00:22:01,640 Cookiecon shitter. 322 00:22:06,140 --> 00:22:07,290 Talk about this. 323 00:22:08,300 --> 00:22:11,864 Do you remember? Not you. 324 00:22:11,902 --> 00:22:12,472 This is different. 325 00:22:12,526 --> 00:22:16,590 Ryan? Wait, there's more than one Ryan? No. 326 00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:26,876 Do you know Ryan McCollum or the Mccollums? Because all the Ryan know each other. 327 00:22:26,978 --> 00:22:27,484 No. 328 00:22:27,602 --> 00:22:28,424 Secret society. 329 00:22:28,472 --> 00:22:29,970 Well, no, because he went to school with us. 330 00:22:30,580 --> 00:22:31,916 Yeah, that name sounds familiar. 331 00:22:32,028 --> 00:22:35,344 Yeah, he graduated too, or whatever. 332 00:22:35,382 --> 00:22:45,270 But anyway, we started hanging out after high school, and he lived down at the end of the road. 333 00:22:51,320 --> 00:22:53,460 He lived on an intersection or whatever. 334 00:22:53,530 --> 00:22:57,480 And his cousins lived at the end of the other end of the intersection. 335 00:23:00,700 --> 00:23:04,440 Anytime the two of us were hanging out, it's usually his brother and then his cousin. 336 00:23:05,040 --> 00:23:07,496 And we just like flop back and forth between houses. 337 00:23:07,608 --> 00:23:12,604 Well, anyways, one time we were at his cousin's house. 338 00:23:12,802 --> 00:23:20,268 And I guess next door to where he lived or a couple of houses down was this guy that was always antagonist. 339 00:23:20,284 --> 00:23:25,600 Like him and his buddies or whatever were always antagonizing the younger kids, the younger cousins. 340 00:23:29,700 --> 00:23:36,576 We were at his cousin's house and cousin's sister comes in or one of the cousins comes in and it's like session. 341 00:23:36,608 --> 00:23:38,016 I can't remember his name, session. 342 00:23:38,048 --> 00:23:46,884 So was like asked me to, you know, lift up my skirt or take out my pants or something like that and yelling sexual shit. 343 00:23:46,932 --> 00:23:51,988 And so Ryan got pissed and I guess went back and like called his brother. 344 00:23:52,084 --> 00:23:57,820 His older brother is like he was like five years older than us at the time. 345 00:23:57,970 --> 00:23:59,612 So he shows up. 346 00:23:59,666 --> 00:24:01,164 His other brother shows up. 347 00:24:01,282 --> 00:24:05,340 It's Ryan, myself, and then his other cousin David. 348 00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:10,044 So we're like, what are we going to do? It's like, we're going to go fuck those guys up. 349 00:24:10,082 --> 00:24:17,890 Like what? The oldest brother, Jason, he came up with like a baseball bat and he just started marching towards the Duke's house. 350 00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:23,220 And then I don't remember why. 351 00:24:23,290 --> 00:24:24,660 Somebody had a sword. 352 00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:28,260 Way to bury the lead. 353 00:24:28,330 --> 00:24:35,568 Yeah, I think it was Ryan's other brother, David. 354 00:24:35,664 --> 00:24:36,676 His name was also David. 355 00:24:36,708 --> 00:24:37,240 Yeah. 356 00:24:37,390 --> 00:24:38,276 David McCallum. 357 00:24:38,308 --> 00:24:38,744 Yeah. 358 00:24:38,862 --> 00:24:39,880 So you know him? Yeah. 359 00:24:39,950 --> 00:24:41,220 So David grabbed the sword. 360 00:24:41,300 --> 00:24:42,500 So David had the sword. 361 00:24:42,580 --> 00:24:43,528 Jason had a bat. 362 00:24:43,614 --> 00:24:45,988 Ryan and I were like, well, let's go chase after these guys. 363 00:24:46,014 --> 00:24:51,470 What the fuck are they doing? Because I think we were more jovial about it than they were. 364 00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:54,648 So they started walking down the street. 365 00:24:54,664 --> 00:24:57,416 And then somebody yeah, somebody had called the police. 366 00:24:57,448 --> 00:24:59,950 And the police caught us like halfway and was like, sit down. 367 00:25:00,880 --> 00:25:02,572 You love when they make you sit on the curb. 368 00:25:02,636 --> 00:25:04,316 Yeah, we're just going to LARP. 369 00:25:15,460 --> 00:25:23,176 vancouver had like you ever seen the Irish guy? The Irish officer? No, I can't remember his name. 370 00:25:23,198 --> 00:25:26,536 But I've been pulled over him by like I'm sure it was mix something. 371 00:25:26,638 --> 00:25:27,160 Mix something. 372 00:25:27,230 --> 00:25:27,752 Yeah. 373 00:25:27,886 --> 00:25:30,056 Anyways or o something. 374 00:25:30,158 --> 00:25:33,640 We're just going to say O'Shea mik O'Shea. 375 00:25:36,940 --> 00:25:42,348 Don't you see what you're doing wrong here? Anyway, he sat there and fucking lectured us for like 20 minutes. 376 00:25:42,434 --> 00:25:48,172 And I don't know why I was losing it over his accent. 377 00:25:48,236 --> 00:25:58,960 But it seemed funny that five of us walking down the street, a bat and a sword, going after some asshole, getting lectured by the lucky terms. 378 00:25:59,030 --> 00:26:03,490 Yeah, he was the goofiest mustache ever. 379 00:26:05,620 --> 00:26:11,364 It was not quite sure enough to be a Hitler stash, but it was almost there. 380 00:26:11,402 --> 00:26:12,048 It was almost there. 381 00:26:12,074 --> 00:26:12,552 Almost there. 382 00:26:12,606 --> 00:26:13,544 And it was white too. 383 00:26:13,582 --> 00:26:15,816 So maybe that's where you thought. 384 00:26:15,838 --> 00:26:17,236 He got a passage. 385 00:26:17,428 --> 00:26:18,890 It's not black, it's white. 386 00:26:20,940 --> 00:26:35,580 Anyways, so a year later I find out that that guy who was Nassau had married his best friend's mother. 387 00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:43,072 Yeah, like somebody that's probably twice his age. 388 00:26:43,126 --> 00:26:45,520 Then videos like this on pornhub. 389 00:26:47,460 --> 00:26:49,104 The best friend's mom. 390 00:26:49,302 --> 00:26:52,580 Shit, I ran across a couple of stories on fucking TikTok. 391 00:26:56,120 --> 00:27:00,036 This lady fucking married this dude that's way younger than him. 392 00:27:00,058 --> 00:27:03,204 And coming to find out is the son that she fucking gave up for adoption. 393 00:27:03,332 --> 00:27:04,680 She married her own son. 394 00:27:04,750 --> 00:27:05,032 Yeah. 395 00:27:05,086 --> 00:27:05,656 And had a kid. 396 00:27:05,678 --> 00:27:06,250 Nice. 397 00:27:06,860 --> 00:27:07,928 And had a kid. 398 00:27:08,014 --> 00:27:08,852 Excellent. 399 00:27:12,780 --> 00:27:13,384 extra. 400 00:27:13,502 --> 00:27:15,384 One and a half arms extra. 401 00:27:15,582 --> 00:27:20,040 Like a fucking octopus had eight extra chromosomes. 402 00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:23,340 This other story, this couple found out that they're third cousins. 403 00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:25,932 That's probably not as bad. 404 00:27:25,986 --> 00:27:30,896 No, but still, I just watched a video. 405 00:27:31,078 --> 00:27:39,036 Probably two months ago, this couple found out they did one of those genetic tests. 406 00:27:39,148 --> 00:27:39,692 Oh, yeah. 407 00:27:39,766 --> 00:27:43,104 He found out that they were related. 408 00:27:43,232 --> 00:27:50,080 And by related, they were brother and sister that got separated. 409 00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:55,044 I think I read them somewhere to birth and went to different parents. 410 00:27:55,092 --> 00:28:02,920 Different parents ended up meeting, hooked up, and then yeah, it wasn't super awkward. 411 00:28:03,340 --> 00:28:24,850 Wasn't there a thing where they were submitting a question somewhere like, do you think but how would you handle this? Or do you think we should? What's your take on the whole thing? I feel like I heard that exact group or that exact couple asking some thing anyways, just like, well, figure out how to navigate this. 412 00:28:25,860 --> 00:28:26,444 Bye. 413 00:28:26,492 --> 00:28:27,404 That's how you navigate. 414 00:28:27,452 --> 00:28:29,504 That nice. 415 00:28:29,542 --> 00:28:30,764 Knowing this sucks. 416 00:28:30,812 --> 00:28:31,024 Yeah. 417 00:28:31,062 --> 00:28:31,792 We can be friends. 418 00:28:31,846 --> 00:28:32,480 Bye. 419 00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:33,840 We can be sister. 420 00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:35,200 We can be brother and sister. 421 00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:37,060 No, we can't be that anymore. 422 00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:39,456 We broke. 423 00:28:39,488 --> 00:28:40,560 That Arkansas. 424 00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:43,640 It makes no sense why people say we're like brother and sister. 425 00:28:46,380 --> 00:28:48,884 People kept telling us that we always looked alike. 426 00:28:48,932 --> 00:28:50,232 We were perfect for each other. 427 00:28:50,286 --> 00:28:51,610 Well, now we know why. 428 00:28:56,220 --> 00:29:04,110 The reason I had found out that they had married is I want to say I think this is in the newspaper, like the Colombian or whatever. 429 00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:10,316 And I saw his face, just a big photo of his face. 430 00:29:10,338 --> 00:29:11,756 I didn't really read the headline or anything. 431 00:29:11,778 --> 00:29:14,416 He just said I hadn't read it yet. 432 00:29:14,438 --> 00:29:15,964 But I was like that's a motherfucker. 433 00:29:16,012 --> 00:29:17,004 And then I read the headline. 434 00:29:17,052 --> 00:29:19,736 It's like he's literally a motherfucker. 435 00:29:19,788 --> 00:29:20,390 Yeah. 436 00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:29,280 Newlywed teen shot dead by new wife's ex husband. 437 00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:33,204 I was like, what? It was like just the weirdest headline, so I started reading the article. 438 00:29:33,252 --> 00:29:42,920 So apparently married best friend's mom and her ex husband within two weeks came and killed him and then shot himself. 439 00:29:44,720 --> 00:29:45,660 Damn. 440 00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:59,824 Yeah, apparently had been so sounds like some Vantucky shit, right? Yeah, that's like reason number 873. 441 00:29:59,862 --> 00:30:01,280 I don't live here anymore. 442 00:30:01,940 --> 00:30:03,296 I hate it here. 443 00:30:03,478 --> 00:30:04,816 Keep forgetting you don't live here. 444 00:30:04,918 --> 00:30:06,252 You're in northeast. 445 00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:15,920 I did all my hoodlum hood rat shit in Vancouver. 446 00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:20,150 Like, you can do hoodrat shit here, but as close as you can come. 447 00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:23,770 Apparently he came real too close. 448 00:30:25,180 --> 00:30:30,120 Didn't you guys go to school with that girl that was actually like 35? Yes. 449 00:30:30,270 --> 00:30:35,076 That was your guys'club? Yeah, that was our high school ownership Throneberry. 450 00:30:35,108 --> 00:30:35,876 Trevor Throneberry. 451 00:30:35,908 --> 00:30:36,680 Yeah, that's her. 452 00:30:36,750 --> 00:30:40,410 Yeah, he he did. 453 00:30:42,060 --> 00:30:43,370 Careful with that. 454 00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:46,540 You don't want to get banned in Russia. 455 00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:48,530 They don't give a shit about that. 456 00:30:53,620 --> 00:31:05,892 They just care if you what music you play, right? No, she dated there was that one cheerleader, ten something, I don't know. 457 00:31:05,946 --> 00:31:06,548 I don't know. 458 00:31:06,634 --> 00:31:10,470 Anyways, Done, that was his name. 459 00:31:10,840 --> 00:31:14,072 You were close? Yeah was done. 460 00:31:14,206 --> 00:31:20,888 And his brother was like, one of the band teachers or something after that. 461 00:31:20,894 --> 00:31:22,410 That's a stupid name. 462 00:31:23,100 --> 00:31:25,464 Trevor Thronebury? No. 463 00:31:25,502 --> 00:31:26,440 Kin Dunn. 464 00:31:27,260 --> 00:31:32,044 Was that her real name or is that the name? No, she used a different name at school. 465 00:31:32,162 --> 00:31:36,684 I don't remember what that name was, but yeah, I remember when all that shit happened. 466 00:31:36,722 --> 00:31:38,590 I thought that was the funniest shit ever. 467 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:45,920 How is she dressed? Too is like, the most, like, cliche young person. 468 00:31:46,070 --> 00:31:55,990 Always had, like, head braids, like cover, all just some cheesy fucking like every fucking movie where somebody has to go back into high school. 469 00:31:57,400 --> 00:31:59,232 We got Billy Madison. 470 00:31:59,296 --> 00:32:01,744 We got the one with what's, fat Amy. 471 00:32:01,792 --> 00:32:04,410 What the fuck? Fat Amy? Yeah. 472 00:32:04,780 --> 00:32:05,752 Rebel? Yeah. 473 00:32:05,806 --> 00:32:06,920 Rebel Wilson. 474 00:32:11,020 --> 00:32:14,280 The Drew Barrymore kiss. 475 00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:19,992 And they always go back looking stupid as fuck. 476 00:32:20,136 --> 00:32:20,540 Yeah. 477 00:32:20,610 --> 00:32:26,024 And they all look like that with the braids, the coveralls and stupid shit. 478 00:32:26,152 --> 00:32:29,330 Apparently she's been doing that for, like, what, ten or 15 years or so. 479 00:32:29,700 --> 00:32:32,176 It's so funny that nobody caught on. 480 00:32:32,278 --> 00:32:34,850 Well, did you hear how she got caught? No. 481 00:32:35,300 --> 00:32:37,008 I mean, you probably told us. 482 00:32:37,174 --> 00:32:38,480 No, I forgot. 483 00:32:39,700 --> 00:32:55,668 She went and got a dental X ray because she was living with her parents or foster parents, and they took her in to get an exam or whatever, or cleaning, and they did the X rays and they're like, you're missing some teeth. 484 00:32:55,844 --> 00:33:00,890 That people your age or no, you have some teeth, or missing some teeth people your age don't usually have. 485 00:33:01,420 --> 00:33:04,020 And they're like, oh, okay, that's weird. 486 00:33:04,100 --> 00:33:05,900 And so that's how they found out. 487 00:33:05,970 --> 00:33:07,150 Or that's how it started. 488 00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:14,220 Fucking Dennis fucking narks. 489 00:33:16,320 --> 00:33:20,400 It's like, how long can you pull this off? Until your hair starts turning gray. 490 00:33:20,980 --> 00:33:22,720 Then I colored it. 491 00:33:22,790 --> 00:33:23,410 Yeah. 492 00:33:25,620 --> 00:33:32,416 And the 23 prom queens had to have looked good for her age, as I recall. 493 00:33:32,448 --> 00:33:33,590 She didn't look good. 494 00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:37,430 No, not like there you go. 495 00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:39,940 In the overalls of the braids. 496 00:33:41,160 --> 00:33:42,788 I mean, like young, though. 497 00:33:42,874 --> 00:33:43,384 There he is. 498 00:33:43,422 --> 00:33:48,836 Ken Dunn had to have looked see if she looks young, kind of well, I mean, like that picture. 499 00:33:48,868 --> 00:33:56,300 She kind of looks like her mom, but that's so weird. 500 00:33:56,880 --> 00:33:58,300 That was her in court. 501 00:33:59,920 --> 00:34:03,484 She looks like she could have pulled off younger person. 502 00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:12,980 gets announced there's. 503 00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:14,210 Prom queen coming up. 504 00:34:14,820 --> 00:34:15,890 Dated her. 505 00:34:17,940 --> 00:34:20,000 Prom queen coming up in a walker. 506 00:34:23,460 --> 00:34:25,296 20 year high school reunion. 507 00:34:25,408 --> 00:34:26,070 Yes. 508 00:34:34,860 --> 00:34:44,570 Like, how long was she doing that at that particular school that nobody noticed? This is the same fucking person that's been here for fucking ten years. 509 00:34:45,180 --> 00:34:47,224 You can't do that for more than four. 510 00:34:47,422 --> 00:34:49,204 I think she just kept switching school. 511 00:34:49,262 --> 00:34:51,260 This was like the third time she'd done it or something. 512 00:34:51,330 --> 00:34:53,790 Yeah, take a year off, come back in. 513 00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:56,808 That's some next level shit. 514 00:34:56,904 --> 00:34:57,724 No, that's not me. 515 00:34:57,762 --> 00:34:59,740 That's my that was my older sister. 516 00:35:00,900 --> 00:35:08,220 I mean, me five years ago, still could not be at a high school thinking like, oh, yeah, I'm just going to fit in with these teenagers. 517 00:35:08,300 --> 00:35:09,692 She's 53. 518 00:35:09,846 --> 00:35:11,088 The fucking names. 519 00:35:11,184 --> 00:35:12,992 Also known as Brianna Kenzie. 520 00:35:13,056 --> 00:35:14,176 Brianna Stewart. 521 00:35:14,288 --> 00:35:15,584 Cara leanna Davis. 522 00:35:15,632 --> 00:35:16,256 Cara Lewis. 523 00:35:16,288 --> 00:35:17,312 Cara Williams. 524 00:35:17,456 --> 00:35:18,752 Emily Cara Williams. 525 00:35:18,816 --> 00:35:20,960 Kelly Throneberry. 526 00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:22,788 Smith Stephanie Lewis. 527 00:35:22,884 --> 00:35:24,552 Oh, no, that was Kelly T. 528 00:35:24,606 --> 00:35:25,880 That's too fucking long of a name. 529 00:35:25,950 --> 00:35:26,676 Oregon. 530 00:35:26,788 --> 00:35:28,308 Washington, Pennsylvan. 531 00:35:28,324 --> 00:35:29,140 Alabama. 532 00:35:29,220 --> 00:35:30,132 Pennsylvania. 533 00:35:30,196 --> 00:35:31,080 Texas. 534 00:35:31,660 --> 00:35:32,600 Idaho. 535 00:35:35,020 --> 00:35:36,164 North Carolina. 536 00:35:39,740 --> 00:35:40,384 column. 537 00:35:40,452 --> 00:35:41,740 Holy shit. 538 00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:43,836 This goes on. 539 00:35:43,938 --> 00:35:44,872 Brianna Stewart. 540 00:35:44,936 --> 00:35:46,472 Stephanie daniel Lewis. 541 00:35:46,536 --> 00:35:48,220 Emma Cara Williams. 542 00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:49,372 Kelly T. 543 00:35:49,426 --> 00:35:51,340 Thornberry Smith. 544 00:35:52,340 --> 00:35:54,492 Cara Leanna Davis. 545 00:35:54,556 --> 00:35:55,916 Kelly Smith. 546 00:35:56,108 --> 00:35:57,260 Stephanie Williams. 547 00:35:57,340 --> 00:35:57,728 Again. 548 00:35:57,814 --> 00:35:59,052 Emily Cara Williams. 549 00:35:59,116 --> 00:35:59,440 Again. 550 00:35:59,510 --> 00:36:00,380 Cara Williams. 551 00:36:00,460 --> 00:36:01,580 Carol Lewis. 552 00:36:01,740 --> 00:36:02,428 Oh, there you go. 553 00:36:02,454 --> 00:36:07,252 Brianna Stewart was what? She went to school under, right? I think so, yeah. 554 00:36:07,306 --> 00:36:09,860 She was Brianna Stewart in Oregon and Washington State. 555 00:36:09,930 --> 00:36:11,252 Oh, I missed the Washington part. 556 00:36:11,306 --> 00:36:11,956 Yeah. 557 00:36:12,138 --> 00:36:17,240 And ladies and gentlemen, for guest book are world records of holding high school diplomas. 558 00:36:19,500 --> 00:36:20,216 Hold on. 559 00:36:20,318 --> 00:36:22,040 Go back to criminal charge. 560 00:36:22,620 --> 00:36:26,110 First degree theft, defrauding the state Department of Social Health Services. 561 00:36:26,720 --> 00:36:27,950 $3,000. 562 00:36:30,240 --> 00:36:33,020 We only pay three grand for foster care. 563 00:36:33,170 --> 00:36:40,430 $4,000 was her criminal charge? Well, perjury well, I mean, yeah, that too. 564 00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:46,064 She was obviously dating people, but they didn't even like, think to think about that. 565 00:36:46,102 --> 00:36:55,876 Like, I think because you were a consent and you were 17 and you're like, bro, I'm banging a 30 year old. 566 00:36:55,978 --> 00:36:59,348 You're going to press charges? No. 567 00:36:59,514 --> 00:37:01,270 Back then, no. 568 00:37:04,060 --> 00:37:08,292 So the teacher over Mountain View here that got caught. 569 00:37:08,436 --> 00:37:21,048 Only reason she got caught was because the kid went to a party, drunk a shit and was like, hey, dudes, look at these text messages. 570 00:37:21,144 --> 00:37:24,510 And then somebody ratted them out. 571 00:37:26,080 --> 00:37:33,650 Like a year or two after I fucking graduated, the manager that ran the student store, she got fucking popped sleeping with kids. 572 00:37:34,500 --> 00:37:35,328 Here it is. 573 00:37:35,414 --> 00:37:47,792 Beginning in 98, between the ages of 27 and 31 Thronberry posed as an initially 16 year old Evergreen student named Brianna Stewart living in various strangers homes in around Vancouver. 574 00:37:47,936 --> 00:37:49,936 She had a 2.83 GPA. 575 00:37:50,048 --> 00:37:51,380 She's an idiot. 576 00:37:57,260 --> 00:37:57,672 Sorry. 577 00:37:57,726 --> 00:38:02,810 They should immediately change that grade when they figured out that's an A. 578 00:38:03,340 --> 00:38:06,810 You have been doing great for all 15 years. 579 00:38:10,940 --> 00:38:12,564 Fucking fantastic. 580 00:38:12,692 --> 00:38:13,800 That's so great. 581 00:38:13,870 --> 00:38:17,288 Swanbury had a boyfriend for a year and a half and told him about her alleged abuse. 582 00:38:17,304 --> 00:38:22,700 Sympathetic benefactors gave her money and shelter, but she eventually betrayed their trust by making false claims of abuse. 583 00:38:22,780 --> 00:38:26,940 In hindsight, many of the foster home providers said they began to suspect that she was not a teenager. 584 00:38:27,020 --> 00:38:31,840 One dentist noticed that Stewart no longer had wisdom teeth and the scars from their extraction were healed. 585 00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:33,540 Unusual in a teenager. 586 00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:40,230 college. 587 00:38:41,240 --> 00:38:42,870 She inspired us. 588 00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:48,710 Two Law and Order episodes inspired us. 589 00:38:50,300 --> 00:38:51,336 Now I want to go back. 590 00:38:51,358 --> 00:38:52,612 And watch this episode. 591 00:38:52,756 --> 00:38:54,464 Yeah, I want to find that song. 592 00:38:54,532 --> 00:39:04,152 Souvenir by the Wisconsin based rapper Milo, which was released in 2015, includes the line, indeed. 593 00:39:04,216 --> 00:39:06,620 He's ageless like Trevor Thornton. 594 00:39:13,220 --> 00:39:15,840 What else is in pop culture? That's amazing. 595 00:39:15,990 --> 00:39:17,232 Was that it? That was it. 596 00:39:17,286 --> 00:39:18,210 Oh, man. 597 00:39:22,520 --> 00:39:23,940 Stay classy. 598 00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:35,050 Can we bring back Celebrity Squares, Bin, or what is it? Hollywood Square? Yeah, that's it. 599 00:39:38,780 --> 00:39:43,450 Wasn't that hosted by Alec Baldwin? They had a couple of hosts, I think. 600 00:39:44,720 --> 00:39:47,950 Don't you have to say Alec Baldwin? Yes. 601 00:39:56,240 --> 00:39:57,650 It's with the Y. 602 00:40:03,500 --> 00:40:07,370 He hosted it from 98 to 2004. 603 00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:14,010 That says he was center square. 604 00:40:16,060 --> 00:40:18,328 Yeah, I remember. 605 00:40:18,414 --> 00:40:22,520 He was usually Center Square. 606 00:40:22,590 --> 00:40:25,144 It was that Dancing with the Stars guys that hosted it. 607 00:40:25,182 --> 00:40:26,490 Whatever his name was. 608 00:40:30,310 --> 00:40:34,070 He says he hosted it, but it's I don't know, whatever. 609 00:40:34,140 --> 00:40:35,798 Who cares? He was on it a lot. 610 00:40:35,884 --> 00:40:38,920 Yeah, for quite a while. 611 00:40:40,350 --> 00:40:49,180 Just like trevor thornberry at evergreen high school mountain view. 612 00:40:52,750 --> 00:40:55,114 I saw corvallis. 613 00:40:55,242 --> 00:40:57,440 Yeah, you saw Corvallis organ, too. 614 00:40:58,610 --> 00:41:00,350 She was trying to be a beave. 615 00:41:03,250 --> 00:41:11,650 93, living in Corvallis, passing herself as Kelly, saying, with a family church. 616 00:41:15,510 --> 00:41:16,740 Oh, my God. 617 00:41:17,270 --> 00:41:19,894 Why did you signature say Samantha? Oh, I read that wrong. 618 00:41:19,932 --> 00:41:20,520 Sorry. 619 00:41:24,350 --> 00:41:25,542 Holy shit. 620 00:41:25,686 --> 00:41:30,026 What? Just reading the rest of that organ, man. 621 00:41:30,128 --> 00:41:30,874 Yeah. 622 00:41:31,072 --> 00:41:39,066 She claimed she was raped by her father, who she at that point falsely claimed was a police officer. 623 00:41:39,258 --> 00:41:40,718 Read the next one. 624 00:41:40,884 --> 00:41:41,710 Three years later. 625 00:41:41,780 --> 00:41:55,730 Yeah, three years later she said that her name was a 16 year old named Stephanie Daniel Lewis and was fleeing her satan's parent with the help of the religious underground. 626 00:41:59,910 --> 00:42:06,886 After 18 days of investigation, police contacted a girl she had known in Texas and found out who she really was. 627 00:42:06,988 --> 00:42:10,466 She was arrested, charged and giving false information and sentenced to 90 days in jail. 628 00:42:10,578 --> 00:42:19,386 So, yeah, when she so she kept getting caught and kept going to a new point of life, starting again. 629 00:42:19,488 --> 00:42:21,050 Fucking D in drama class. 630 00:42:21,120 --> 00:42:23,338 She paid better attention. 631 00:42:23,514 --> 00:42:24,350 Fuck. 632 00:42:25,250 --> 00:42:32,350 She's no thespian that's so fantastic. 633 00:42:32,930 --> 00:42:38,154 Thornberry falsely accused a 47 year old security guard named Charles Blankenship of rape. 634 00:42:38,202 --> 00:42:44,346 He pled guilty to having sex with a she wasn't even a minor. 635 00:42:44,538 --> 00:42:49,510 After her fraud was exposed, the judge expunged Blake and Ship's conviction. 636 00:42:49,850 --> 00:42:50,402 Damn. 637 00:42:50,466 --> 00:42:51,080 Wow. 638 00:43:02,190 --> 00:43:04,650 Which means he actually did that with somebody. 639 00:43:04,800 --> 00:43:06,346 It just wasn't her. 640 00:43:06,528 --> 00:43:15,446 Like, dude, I was going to say, like, how long was he in there for? But it says 50 days in jail. 641 00:43:15,558 --> 00:43:16,294 Says sentence. 642 00:43:16,342 --> 00:43:17,950 It didn't say he served. 643 00:43:18,450 --> 00:43:19,946 Was sentenced to 50 days in jail. 644 00:43:19,978 --> 00:43:25,280 But it meant, like, they wouldn't have found out about the fraud until 2003 or 2001. 645 00:43:25,810 --> 00:43:26,770 Oh, yeah, you're right. 646 00:43:26,840 --> 00:43:30,290 Highlighted the fact that she got a degraded trauma. 647 00:43:32,070 --> 00:43:34,866 It didn't even need to be there, but they just put it there. 648 00:43:34,888 --> 00:43:39,154 Like, what's that? Source? Strange class of teenager cases. 649 00:43:39,202 --> 00:43:40,710 Man Gazette. 650 00:43:43,050 --> 00:43:45,810 The day Travis Thornberg disappeared. 651 00:43:45,970 --> 00:43:51,090 Monthly retrieved what is that? desiret. 652 00:43:51,170 --> 00:43:51,902 Desiree. 653 00:43:51,986 --> 00:43:52,858 Desert news. 654 00:43:52,944 --> 00:43:53,530 Whatever. 655 00:43:53,680 --> 00:43:54,730 Desireate. 656 00:43:56,750 --> 00:43:57,500 Wow. 657 00:44:01,890 --> 00:44:03,200 So great. 658 00:44:05,010 --> 00:44:11,898 Wait, sympathetic benefactors gave her money in shelter, but she eventually betrayed their trust by making false claims of abuse. 659 00:44:11,994 --> 00:44:13,150 In hindsight. 660 00:44:15,810 --> 00:44:16,586 Oh, you broke. 661 00:44:16,618 --> 00:44:17,470 You're not giving me money. 662 00:44:17,540 --> 00:44:19,562 Maybe you guys touched me the wrong way. 663 00:44:19,716 --> 00:44:23,010 They began to suspect that she was not a teenager. 664 00:44:23,910 --> 00:44:24,980 You don't say. 665 00:44:36,650 --> 00:44:40,700 I'm sorry, but I'm so glad we deep dived into this. 666 00:44:46,430 --> 00:44:50,614 Reminds me of Orphan, that movie. 667 00:44:50,662 --> 00:44:52,182 Did you see the sequel yet? I haven't. 668 00:44:52,246 --> 00:44:52,860 Okay. 669 00:44:53,630 --> 00:44:55,440 Have you seen Orphan? No. 670 00:44:56,610 --> 00:44:58,960 You're judging me for golf? Yeah. 671 00:44:59,970 --> 00:45:02,560 Anytime you want to debate those two, I'm in. 672 00:45:06,050 --> 00:45:13,070 All right, well, Mike, keep calm and Trevor on. 673 00:45:16,160 --> 00:45:18,044 Anyways, Byron, I'll see you next week. 674 00:45:18,082 --> 00:45:19,410 I'm enrolling as a student. 675 00:45:20,260 --> 00:45:32,536 You think I could pass pulling it off? All you have to do is put some Nikes on and wear a face mask because they still do that to hide their pimple. 676 00:45:32,588 --> 00:45:33,892 So, yeah, you got this. 677 00:45:33,946 --> 00:45:35,060 I look 14. 678 00:45:36,680 --> 00:45:38,740 Might have to dye your hair a bit. 679 00:45:38,810 --> 00:45:39,670 Fill in. 680 00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:44,390 No, just put a beanie on and wear a hood the entire time. 681 00:45:46,060 --> 00:45:47,784 These fucking kids are shit, man. 682 00:45:47,822 --> 00:45:48,452 Fucking shit. 683 00:45:48,516 --> 00:45:52,600 There are some kids I think I've seen, like, maybe their eye. 684 00:45:53,660 --> 00:45:55,656 You know why I won't do that? I'm not sure. 685 00:45:55,678 --> 00:45:58,780 I could pass drama glass. 686 00:46:00,880 --> 00:46:02,556 No, I don't think I could pass that. 687 00:46:02,578 --> 00:46:04,620 But I definitely have seen The Godfather. 688 00:46:05,760 --> 00:46:06,670 All three. 689 00:46:07,200 --> 00:46:08,280 There's three of them. 690 00:46:08,370 --> 00:46:09,920 And I've seen Citizen Kane. 691 00:46:10,260 --> 00:46:11,692 I think I've seen Citizen gain. 692 00:46:11,756 --> 00:46:14,720 There's no such thing as I think I've seen Citizen Cain. 693 00:46:17,540 --> 00:46:19,120 I've seen Citizen gain. 694 00:46:21,060 --> 00:46:25,440 Have you seen Citizen Kane? Maybe Rosebud. 695 00:46:26,500 --> 00:46:29,704 What's that? I've seen Citizen Kane. 696 00:46:29,772 --> 00:46:33,910 It's just been like I was a kid when I saw it. 697 00:46:35,740 --> 00:46:41,400 Have I revisited it? No, I think I got a DVD of it kicking around somewhere. 698 00:46:41,900 --> 00:46:43,400 I have to find a DVD play. 699 00:46:43,470 --> 00:46:44,090 Right. 700 00:46:47,600 --> 00:46:52,776 Speaking of DVD, we talked about this on Real in Focus, but because Warner Bros. 701 00:46:52,808 --> 00:46:59,324 Was pulling a lot of their digital your digital purchases or whatever, they're pulling them off. 702 00:46:59,362 --> 00:47:03,440 Oh, yeah, those are expanding. 703 00:47:05,300 --> 00:47:15,830 Anything like certain series, if you've like certain original series, you'll never be able to get an actual ownership of, like, any of the Marvel shows, I think. 704 00:47:17,160 --> 00:47:19,796 But, yeah, more of that's coming. 705 00:47:19,978 --> 00:47:20,612 Interesting. 706 00:47:20,746 --> 00:47:21,430 Yeah. 707 00:47:23,480 --> 00:47:28,756 Might be time to go from go back to collecting DVDs. 708 00:47:28,788 --> 00:47:31,160 Yeah, go back to collecting Blurays and DVDs. 709 00:47:31,820 --> 00:47:39,232 But I don't have a fucking DVD player because I bought the bought the PS Five and the Xbox or the discless. 710 00:47:39,316 --> 00:47:39,660 Disc. 711 00:47:39,730 --> 00:47:44,990 Did you throw away your PS Four? I never had a PS Four or Three or whatever the fuck you had. 712 00:47:45,360 --> 00:47:47,228 If it's kicking around, you still got one. 713 00:47:47,314 --> 00:47:49,650 Yeah, no, I gave it away. 714 00:47:50,500 --> 00:47:52,464 That's what I would do with a PlayStation as well. 715 00:47:52,502 --> 00:47:53,490 I'm just saying. 716 00:47:55,940 --> 00:48:06,192 Sure, you can go get, like, an old get one of those combos DVD radio for the car, and you probably pick one of those up at, like, dutch for like $30. 717 00:48:06,246 --> 00:48:08,160 And then you just jimmy rig it to your TV. 718 00:48:08,240 --> 00:48:09,876 Alexis has a DVD player in it. 719 00:48:09,898 --> 00:48:11,892 Oh, see? Well, then you just go watch movies in the car. 720 00:48:11,946 --> 00:48:16,608 Yeah, I'll be outside speaking to DVDs. 721 00:48:16,624 --> 00:48:25,096 Do you guys ever stock any idiots just to make fun of them later on social media? I do that with Kevin because I like making fun of him. 722 00:48:25,118 --> 00:48:25,540 Stalk. 723 00:48:25,620 --> 00:48:30,780 Yeah, and he just posted the other day he still gets fucking DVDs from Netflix. 724 00:48:38,480 --> 00:48:41,888 I'm going to put that one in my queue to get sent to the house. 725 00:48:42,054 --> 00:48:43,280 You're an idiot. 726 00:48:45,140 --> 00:48:46,850 It's showing up next week. 727 00:48:47,380 --> 00:48:51,920 There's been a few times though, when we couldn't find anything on demand or anything. 728 00:48:52,070 --> 00:48:53,312 He'd come and clutch on that. 729 00:48:53,366 --> 00:48:57,190 Yeah, but we're still not going to stop making fun of him. 730 00:48:57,640 --> 00:48:59,380 Stop talking good about him now. 731 00:48:59,530 --> 00:49:05,528 I mean, I don't even know if you can go onto the Netflix site and sign up for that still. 732 00:49:05,614 --> 00:49:07,256 I think he's just grandfathered in. 733 00:49:07,278 --> 00:49:15,370 And they're just going to let him go with this forever, right? He's honorary member for the rest of his life. 734 00:49:16,160 --> 00:49:17,260 Look this up. 735 00:49:17,410 --> 00:49:20,140 They just get ones for Kevin specifically. 736 00:49:21,920 --> 00:49:23,276 He's joked about it before. 737 00:49:23,378 --> 00:49:26,540 He's the one that's keeping their distribution center employed. 738 00:49:27,360 --> 00:49:30,076 They don't actually buy bulk DVDs anywhere. 739 00:49:30,108 --> 00:49:32,210 They just go to Walmart and get one. 740 00:49:33,300 --> 00:49:34,704 Like Kevin ordered this one. 741 00:49:34,742 --> 00:49:35,730 Go get it. 742 00:49:39,300 --> 00:49:40,512 Oh man. 743 00:49:40,646 --> 00:49:43,152 So yeah, that reminds me. 744 00:49:43,206 --> 00:49:47,360 So DVD, Netflix.com, you can get. 745 00:49:47,430 --> 00:49:48,956 Oh, that's stupid. 746 00:49:48,988 --> 00:50:01,240 And get the one disk for 999, two disk for $15, and three disc for 20 in addition to the streaming fees. 747 00:50:01,660 --> 00:50:03,784 No, I don't think this includes the right. 748 00:50:03,822 --> 00:50:06,824 So this would be by itself? Maybe it is. 749 00:50:06,862 --> 00:50:07,420 I don't know. 750 00:50:07,490 --> 00:50:10,620 Because it says to your mailbox. 751 00:50:11,360 --> 00:50:11,724 Yeah. 752 00:50:11,762 --> 00:50:17,176 So you're paying extra? No, I think this is just strictly the DVD subscription. 753 00:50:17,208 --> 00:50:21,900 Right? So if you want to stream it's a different subscription. 754 00:50:23,520 --> 00:50:27,650 Can DVD save me money? Definitely. 755 00:50:28,180 --> 00:50:52,490 If you're currently paying for you're currently paying for multiple premium movie channels? Yeah, just cancel those and get our DVDs or no, with Netflix DVDs, you can see almost every movie and TV show you want to with unlimited plans starting as low 999. 756 00:50:53,260 --> 00:50:54,008 Wow. 757 00:50:54,174 --> 00:51:07,070 So do you guys remember game crazy Hollywood video game so you could go to Hollywood? It was more Hollywood video. 758 00:51:08,320 --> 00:51:10,576 But I used to rent games from there. 759 00:51:10,678 --> 00:51:19,200 And I only rented games from there because like, you know, like the PS two discs were probably the easiest disks in the world to fucking scratch. 760 00:51:21,620 --> 00:51:32,980 And PlayStation, like original PlayStation, like the black disk, those things like you sneezed on them and they get a fucking scratch the size of the fucking Grand Canyon. 761 00:51:36,200 --> 00:51:38,792 I used to rent movies from Hollywood video. 762 00:51:38,846 --> 00:51:41,976 And I'd rent video games for Hollywood video and shit like that all the time. 763 00:51:42,078 --> 00:51:49,992 Well, Hollywood video started putting anti tampering stickers, right? Because you used to scratch your own disk. 764 00:51:50,056 --> 00:51:51,020 Go rent one. 765 00:51:51,090 --> 00:51:54,092 Yeah, give them the scratch disc. 766 00:51:54,146 --> 00:52:00,888 So I figured out how to take the sticker off and put it back on the disc. 767 00:52:00,994 --> 00:52:10,912 So the only reason I ever rented video games from there was so I could replace my disc and have a proper working thing. 768 00:52:10,966 --> 00:52:17,828 Because if you went into game crazy, they would resurface your disk, but you'd have to pay them, like, $10. 769 00:52:17,994 --> 00:52:24,900 And did you guys ever get, like, any of those CD resurfacers? Do you know what those things were? Shit, first of all. 770 00:52:24,970 --> 00:52:30,120 And second of all, sitting there trying to put them in there with the fucking crank like this bag. 771 00:52:31,340 --> 00:52:32,472 So yeah. 772 00:52:32,606 --> 00:52:33,096 I don't know. 773 00:52:33,118 --> 00:52:34,730 It just reminded me of that. 774 00:52:35,100 --> 00:52:38,730 I would just sit there and get movies just to replace the scratched ones. 775 00:52:39,500 --> 00:52:40,670 Well, for a while. 776 00:52:41,840 --> 00:52:47,372 Do you remember that DVD place that used to be up by the Walmart on Mill plane? I can't name of it. 777 00:52:47,426 --> 00:53:03,216 That's where he's they were the ones that told us our flyer for a show was too vulgar to post up shit in there. 778 00:53:03,318 --> 00:53:04,450 Oh, that's right. 779 00:53:05,720 --> 00:53:07,344 That was the two thumbs up yours. 780 00:53:07,392 --> 00:53:08,084 Yeah. 781 00:53:08,282 --> 00:53:12,048 They said the the logo was too vulgar for them to post in the window. 782 00:53:12,144 --> 00:53:16,356 Yeah, they they had a semi good deal because when because although I think all their DVDs were used or most of them. 783 00:53:16,378 --> 00:53:17,044 Yeah, used. 784 00:53:17,162 --> 00:53:25,320 But they if any of them wouldn't play at home, you had, like, up to 60 days to exchange it out for another movie. 785 00:53:26,640 --> 00:53:27,196 Yeah. 786 00:53:27,298 --> 00:53:28,380 Not the same title or anything. 787 00:53:28,450 --> 00:53:29,276 Yeah, it's gone now. 788 00:53:29,298 --> 00:53:36,220 I think it's a shop payback? Is it playback payback? Is it Payback or playback payback. 789 00:53:37,280 --> 00:53:38,040 Buyback. 790 00:53:38,120 --> 00:53:38,664 Buyback. 791 00:53:38,712 --> 00:53:39,192 Buyback. 792 00:53:39,256 --> 00:53:39,532 Okay. 793 00:53:39,586 --> 00:53:40,344 Bareback. 794 00:53:40,472 --> 00:53:41,076 Bareback. 795 00:53:41,128 --> 00:53:41,584 That's all right. 796 00:53:41,622 --> 00:53:45,360 Broke back this devolved quickly. 797 00:53:45,430 --> 00:53:46,050 Yeah. 798 00:53:47,700 --> 00:53:50,880 Anyways, I think I bought, like, a game from there once. 799 00:53:51,030 --> 00:53:53,088 I think I ever bought any games. 800 00:53:53,184 --> 00:53:57,190 That was probably, like, one of the last times I bought a physical game. 801 00:53:58,680 --> 00:54:03,830 I went all digital for the most part. 802 00:54:04,600 --> 00:54:07,560 I can't even remember the last physical disk I bought. 803 00:54:09,420 --> 00:54:16,756 I think I got, like, a copy of Gears of War Four with an Xbox. 804 00:54:16,868 --> 00:54:22,632 I have one physical disk for a game, and that's Assassin's Creed Valhalla. 805 00:54:22,696 --> 00:54:23,724 That's the last one I got. 806 00:54:23,762 --> 00:54:25,660 I didn't even pay for that. 807 00:54:25,810 --> 00:54:37,152 Yeah, mine was one of my friend's kids was pissing him off or stepped out, fucking anyways, he was pissing him off and acting like an ass at school. 808 00:54:37,286 --> 00:54:38,784 I was like, all right, let me borrow that. 809 00:54:38,822 --> 00:54:40,768 And he's like, no, you can just fucking have it. 810 00:54:40,854 --> 00:54:41,684 Fuck them. 811 00:54:41,802 --> 00:54:43,028 They don't need to fucking play it. 812 00:54:43,034 --> 00:54:46,020 And I was like, sweet. 813 00:54:47,560 --> 00:54:55,648 Mine was Cyberpunk, mostly, just to see if it was, like, the same issues as digital copy, all the fucking glitching and shit. 814 00:54:55,664 --> 00:54:56,356 And it was. 815 00:54:56,458 --> 00:54:57,924 I got to go back and finish that. 816 00:54:57,962 --> 00:54:59,176 Bohola was a good game. 817 00:54:59,278 --> 00:55:00,024 Yeah. 818 00:55:00,222 --> 00:55:02,340 Did you finish it? No, I haven't. 819 00:55:02,500 --> 00:55:04,650 They're still bringing shit out for it, too. 820 00:55:05,680 --> 00:55:13,260 I've still to this day not played a single Assassin Creed game forcing a godfather. 821 00:55:15,200 --> 00:55:19,340 Why do you do this show? He's the gamer. 822 00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:21,792 No, you're the gamer too. 823 00:55:21,926 --> 00:55:26,144 Because you sit there and bother me all the fucking time about playing battlefield with you. 824 00:55:26,262 --> 00:55:27,040 I don't game. 825 00:55:27,110 --> 00:55:30,080 And I've played all of the Assassins Creeds. 826 00:55:33,540 --> 00:55:34,950 I give you the big guys. 827 00:55:40,440 --> 00:55:53,764 Ms hasn't creed minus what's? Another big game series that I what I'm trying to say I've played those elder scrolls. 828 00:55:53,892 --> 00:55:55,210 Yeah, I played those too. 829 00:55:57,820 --> 00:56:02,732 Mario all I have 30 of them. 830 00:56:02,786 --> 00:56:06,684 No, I think I stopped at, like, Mario Three. 831 00:56:13,060 --> 00:56:14,210 I think I own. 832 00:56:14,900 --> 00:56:19,228 What was the first one that you had for the switch paper? Mario. 833 00:56:19,324 --> 00:56:22,108 No, it was like the actual Mario. 834 00:56:22,204 --> 00:56:23,680 I should say actual Mario. 835 00:56:23,840 --> 00:56:25,408 Mario there's odyssey. 836 00:56:25,504 --> 00:56:25,968 Odyssey. 837 00:56:25,984 --> 00:56:26,356 That's it. 838 00:56:26,378 --> 00:56:27,252 I have that one. 839 00:56:27,306 --> 00:56:29,652 But kids play that. 840 00:56:29,786 --> 00:56:30,852 Kids try to play it. 841 00:56:30,906 --> 00:56:36,580 I haven't played a Mario game since Mario Kart on switch. 842 00:56:36,740 --> 00:56:39,032 Mario Kart is still the best racing game ever made. 843 00:56:39,086 --> 00:56:40,264 I mean, one of them. 844 00:56:40,302 --> 00:56:40,890 Yeah. 845 00:56:44,060 --> 00:56:46,536 What? He's going to debate you. 846 00:56:46,638 --> 00:56:47,610 I'm not. 847 00:56:48,140 --> 00:56:51,692 Because Mario Kart is still one of the best racing games ever. 848 00:56:51,826 --> 00:56:57,772 But crash team racing gave Mario Kart a run for his fucking money. 849 00:56:57,826 --> 00:57:00,812 And I had years of fun with crash team racing. 850 00:57:00,876 --> 00:57:03,600 Also newer crash team racing. 851 00:57:05,540 --> 00:57:07,200 It was shit. 852 00:57:08,340 --> 00:57:11,490 They brought a new one out, like place ago. 853 00:57:12,020 --> 00:57:16,416 What was crash team racing? Or somebody's version of it. 854 00:57:16,438 --> 00:57:16,828 Okay. 855 00:57:16,934 --> 00:57:22,244 Then they had a Sonic racing one, which I know never even a thing. 856 00:57:22,442 --> 00:57:24,736 You don't even mention that shit. 857 00:57:24,928 --> 00:57:33,944 Why the fuck would Sonic need to ride in the car? I still think the Mario Kart for Wii is probably the best one they made. 858 00:57:34,142 --> 00:57:36,936 Why? Steering wheel, man. 859 00:57:37,118 --> 00:57:49,096 I mean, that was part of it, but it was really just it reached its pinnacle of where they could go with all the different tracks and stuff when they took it to Switch. 860 00:57:49,208 --> 00:57:51,024 Wii U and switch and all that. 861 00:57:51,062 --> 00:57:52,210 Mario kart eight. 862 00:57:54,020 --> 00:58:03,692 Yeah, it's still fun, but it just feels like everything that you've already gotten just now, upgraded graphics overdone over produced. 863 00:58:03,756 --> 00:58:04,320 Yeah. 864 00:58:04,470 --> 00:58:07,236 I mean, like a cool thing is for Mario kart eight. 865 00:58:07,258 --> 00:58:11,152 They bring back some of the old tracks at fucking bangers. 866 00:58:11,296 --> 00:58:11,990 Yeah. 867 00:58:13,160 --> 00:58:18,884 I think one of the funnest things I ever did was on the Wii with Mario tennis. 868 00:58:19,012 --> 00:58:24,996 I never even thought I would like Mario tennis until I played Mario fucking tennis. 869 00:58:25,108 --> 00:58:31,310 And then I just couldn't buy it because it was one of those games that I was like, I really want this game. 870 00:58:32,320 --> 00:58:35,820 But it was a game that never went on sale. 871 00:58:36,160 --> 00:58:39,496 So every time for the Wii, it was like, I really want Mario tennis. 872 00:58:39,528 --> 00:58:40,636 I'm going to get that. 873 00:58:40,818 --> 00:58:45,132 Nope, it's still at 60 fucking dollars forever. 874 00:58:45,276 --> 00:58:46,640 No, that's Nintendo in general. 875 00:58:46,710 --> 00:58:55,056 They don't like, oh, hey, look, they got a used copy for 59 98 or I buy the new one for 60. 876 00:58:55,238 --> 00:59:01,828 What the fuck? That's how the Zelda game is. 877 00:59:01,994 --> 00:59:03,024 Oh, Breath of the wild. 878 00:59:03,072 --> 00:59:03,972 Breath of the Wild? Yes. 879 00:59:04,026 --> 00:59:06,144 It will not ever be that's. 880 00:59:06,192 --> 00:59:07,972 It will when the new one comes out. 881 00:59:08,026 --> 00:59:08,630 Right. 882 00:59:09,320 --> 00:59:12,148 It might have a sale, but it would be like blinking. 883 00:59:12,164 --> 00:59:13,690 You miss it? Probably. 884 00:59:14,060 --> 00:59:14,424 Yeah. 885 00:59:14,462 --> 00:59:16,116 It's like, I really want to get Breath of the Wild. 886 00:59:16,148 --> 00:59:19,284 I mean, I have like two switches. 887 00:59:19,412 --> 00:59:22,010 Just they don't get used. 888 00:59:22,380 --> 00:59:24,040 They're sitting on my desk. 889 00:59:25,600 --> 00:59:27,980 I'm probably going to take one when I go to Vegas. 890 00:59:28,640 --> 00:59:31,996 But also I have my iPad and the fucking Xbox controller. 891 00:59:32,028 --> 00:59:34,640 And I can just play Xbox on my fucking iPad. 892 00:59:37,380 --> 00:59:38,770 There's that too. 893 00:59:42,580 --> 00:59:43,244 PlayStation. 894 00:59:43,292 --> 00:59:45,872 I got to get caught up on Final Fantasy Seven remake. 895 00:59:45,936 --> 00:59:51,636 You're going to play that? You're going to bring your PlayStation with you to Vegas? No. 896 00:59:51,738 --> 00:59:55,216 Well, then why are you bringing it up? Because you can stream. 897 00:59:55,248 --> 01:00:04,748 I can just take my PlayStation controller and dream the game since I have the thing shifting. 898 01:00:04,864 --> 01:00:05,704 The thing? The thing. 899 01:00:05,742 --> 01:00:06,696 The dingle dongle, man. 900 01:00:06,718 --> 01:00:07,930 You need to lay that down. 901 01:00:08,800 --> 01:00:18,060 What the fuck? You know the thing, the service where you can stream game plus Premium? Yeah. 902 01:00:18,210 --> 01:00:19,608 Plus plus premium. 903 01:00:19,704 --> 01:00:21,260 I completely forgot. 904 01:00:22,160 --> 01:00:24,480 I thought it was going to, like renew. 905 01:00:26,660 --> 01:00:27,216 Yeah. 906 01:00:27,318 --> 01:00:28,304 Here's this thing. 907 01:00:28,422 --> 01:00:29,788 I thought it was going to renew. 908 01:00:29,884 --> 01:00:35,436 So when I got my PlayStation Five and then they brought out the new subscriptions and shit. 909 01:00:35,468 --> 01:00:40,230 I mean, we probably should be talking about this during Real and Focus, but we're on it fucking now. 910 01:00:41,160 --> 01:00:45,236 So I sat there and I was like, okay, I got the PlayStation Five. 911 01:00:45,338 --> 01:00:50,744 And then I did the service because they were changing shit around. 912 01:00:50,942 --> 01:00:52,410 I was like, here you go. 913 01:00:53,340 --> 01:00:54,824 Paid money. 914 01:00:55,022 --> 01:00:56,104 And I was like, all right. 915 01:00:56,142 --> 01:01:00,540 So it's not going to renew until around the time I got my PlayStation. 916 01:01:01,920 --> 01:01:06,508 But then on January 1 no, it wasn't January 1. 917 01:01:06,514 --> 01:01:08,248 It was a day after Christmas. 918 01:01:08,424 --> 01:01:09,784 It was a day after Christmas. 919 01:01:09,832 --> 01:01:11,360 And I was going and doing something. 920 01:01:11,430 --> 01:01:13,084 All of a sudden I get a message from Christina. 921 01:01:13,132 --> 01:01:29,780 And she was like, what fucking game did you buy? I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about? And she's like, there is like $130 charge from Sony on the fucking account. 922 01:01:29,850 --> 01:01:37,524 And I was just like, what? Went and fucking looked and I was like, oh, you son of a bitch. 923 01:01:37,572 --> 01:01:44,250 The money that you made me pay was just to make it to fucking like my renewal date. 924 01:01:47,900 --> 01:02:03,352 Which also since we haven't really recorded since before Christmas, that's also going to go on Bsauce is the price of well, we talked about it before. 925 01:02:03,426 --> 01:02:04,480 We talked about it before. 926 01:02:04,550 --> 01:02:04,832 Yeah. 927 01:02:04,886 --> 01:02:10,992 But now it's more of a real thing since I got charged for it. 928 01:02:11,046 --> 01:02:12,080 Buck zoning. 929 01:02:13,080 --> 01:02:13,780 Pretty much. 930 01:02:13,850 --> 01:02:14,470 Yeah. 931 01:02:15,240 --> 01:02:25,412 I need to go back and look at mine because I think my because I bought two years of whatever it was before the new thing. 932 01:02:25,546 --> 01:02:28,740 And I know that that ended February last year. 933 01:02:28,810 --> 01:02:34,056 And then like, I haven't really touched I touched my PlayStation maybe like two, three, four times since then. 934 01:02:34,158 --> 01:02:37,400 And then I turned show me on this PlayStation. 935 01:02:48,880 --> 01:02:51,650 You keep your finger away from my USB port. 936 01:02:53,620 --> 01:02:55,804 He touched me the fan ports. 937 01:02:55,932 --> 01:02:57,228 Oh, Jesus. 938 01:02:57,324 --> 01:02:58,050 All right. 939 01:03:02,900 --> 01:03:09,924 But I turned it on recently because it turned you on Stinger in that fan port. 940 01:03:09,962 --> 01:03:11,220 You know what it's going to do. 941 01:03:25,580 --> 01:03:26,520 Jesus. 942 01:03:29,340 --> 01:03:34,068 I was seeing all the titles that have the plus symbol or whatever on it, the yellow one. 943 01:03:34,094 --> 01:03:35,244 And I was like, oh, I can't get that. 944 01:03:35,282 --> 01:03:36,460 Oh, I can't get that. 945 01:03:36,610 --> 01:03:38,924 And then for some reason but I was looking at the price. 946 01:03:38,962 --> 01:03:44,412 It said add to library or download or whatever it would be if you were subscribed to that service. 947 01:03:44,466 --> 01:03:51,664 And I was like, the fuck is this? It was that one semi game that you play. 948 01:03:51,862 --> 01:04:02,656 Guestima yeah, I downloaded that one and I was like, this is probably going to be one of those things like you can download but you can't play because you're not a subscriber. 949 01:04:02,688 --> 01:04:03,968 And it let me start playing. 950 01:04:03,984 --> 01:04:07,540 I was like, what the fuck? You need to go look at your subscriptions, bro. 951 01:04:07,610 --> 01:04:16,756 Yeah, I'm wondering if like, how much have I been paying that I didn't know he's paying for it three different times, folks. 952 01:04:16,788 --> 01:04:19,770 That's the reason why your college scholarship is a little bit lower. 953 01:04:21,660 --> 01:04:22,824 He's looking it up now. 954 01:04:22,942 --> 01:04:29,496 I'm going to go to my PlayStation to say, when is my renewal date? It's like Xbox. 955 01:04:29,688 --> 01:04:31,512 See, that's the thing I like about Xbox. 956 01:04:31,576 --> 01:04:37,984 Xbox sends me it sends you, like two months ahead. 957 01:04:38,102 --> 01:04:43,728 Hey, just to remind you that in two months you are going to be charged this amount. 958 01:04:43,814 --> 01:04:46,400 Sony is just like, surprise, motherfucker. 959 01:04:51,720 --> 01:04:54,870 Yeah, they didn't give me a warning at fucking all. 960 01:04:55,880 --> 01:05:02,970 And then I just driving was like, what the fuck did you just spend $130 on? I don't know. 961 01:05:03,340 --> 01:05:05,880 I have no idea what the fuck you to owe. 962 01:05:07,280 --> 01:05:08,030 Okay. 963 01:05:09,760 --> 01:05:14,988 Yeah, so we're talking about it. 964 01:05:15,074 --> 01:05:17,070 I'm adding that to bee sauce, too. 965 01:05:17,840 --> 01:05:19,964 I actually have bee sauce this week. 966 01:05:20,082 --> 01:05:20,652 Nice. 967 01:05:20,786 --> 01:05:22,268 They have one for a while now. 968 01:05:22,354 --> 01:05:23,404 Yeah, I know. 969 01:05:23,442 --> 01:05:33,892 And then I started talking about like was I talking about it with you? Yeah, I started talking about some things yesterday and then all of a sudden I was just like, no, that's going in there. 970 01:05:33,946 --> 01:05:36,372 I was like, I got some shit I need to talk about. 971 01:05:36,506 --> 01:05:37,860 And now I got another thing. 972 01:05:37,930 --> 01:05:41,110 So making up for lost time. 973 01:05:42,120 --> 01:05:42,516 All right. 974 01:05:42,538 --> 01:05:42,964 That's hot. 975 01:05:43,002 --> 01:05:47,944 Mike right? Might as well go ahead and skip all of that. 976 01:05:48,062 --> 01:05:49,690 Just cut that part out. 977 01:05:50,220 --> 01:05:51,450 Put it at the end. 978 01:06:51,100 --> 01:06:52,984 You just listen to an episode of Pop. 979 01:06:53,022 --> 01:07:01,360 Mike check us out on social media at Real, on Focus, facebook, Twitter, Instagram, link tree twitch. 980 01:07:03,140 --> 01:07:03,890 No. 981 01:07:04,500 --> 01:07:05,884 YouTube doing shit. 982 01:07:05,932 --> 01:07:06,850 There we go. 983 01:07:07,380 --> 01:07:07,808 I know. 984 01:07:07,814 --> 01:07:08,770 There's one more. 985 01:07:09,380 --> 01:07:09,790 All right.