That's what you get when you mess with SimSoul and Deuce. GIVE ME OFF! GIVE ME OFF! Does anyone remember the re-fix? Of course! I swear to f***ing god! Now, right now, it's time to play some Rest and Glory! Kei-ka-da-kita! Yippee! The entire context of... You're still really mad about the JoJo thing. I am, I am. Just seething. It's so pissed. It's actually perfect, because Alden and SimSoul don't like each other much. Well, we'll see, we'll see, maybe we can become great friends! You know, like Jonathan and Speedwagon! Even though we're trying to make the test session not canon, you know, so we have to reset it. The test session is canon, follow the Patreon, everybody, you'll learn more! It's like that, we're trying not to bring that over, but all of a sudden you go like, yeah, that's cool. Actually, I have a friend that I f***ing hate you, from another reality. Hey, hey, hey, hey, long-term fans! How does it work? How does it work? But of course, welcome everybody to another amazing episode of Wrath and Glory. I am your host, Zoran the Wizard, and I'll be playing Roos the Ogren Warrior today. We'll kind of do a quick thing, in case anybody's new and stuff, to figure out who we are. Um, so basically, Hokey, who are you playing real quick, and who are you? Uh, well, I am playing, uh, a voices half-sig, a lex mechanic of the Odo Xenos. Uh, and I, I'm just, I'm a silly guy. I'm a voice actor, VTuber, stupid little man on the internet, uh, renowned red guy with a fat ass. That is my claim to fame. Of course, Odo, who are you and who are you playing? Hi, it's me, I'm Odo. I'm playing Kelrana, the Eldar Corsair Saika. Uh, I occasionally do voice work on Ogre Popenang projects. You can catch me doing TTRPGs on the internet here at Narrative Declaration, as well as occasionally on the Norfolk Wizard game. Um, and that's all I really do. And the speaker? Hi, everybody, I'm Speaker D, and today, I shall be playing the Rogue Traitor Captain Alden Rosh. And in my other lives, you can find me as one of the lead writers and voice actors for Ogre Popenang, including various projects such as Hunter the Parenting, the Norfolk Wizard game, Half Lizard Viscosity, and if you ever had a text-to-speech device, thank you very much. And Bricky, who are you, who are you playing? Hello, I am Bricky. I am an internet funny man, and mostly spend my time making videos on things I like. As of recently, it was reading a large amount of French philosophy to talk about X-33 more, because it will become Game of the Year, and if it isn't, I will burn down an imperial church. I am playing Simsel Simselman, and he kind of has a little bit of a deadlock lash kind of talk to him. You know, he's kind of got a little bit of that drawl to him, despite the fact that he's about 5'4", and Pilots and Armature. His, do you want me to go through a backstory or nah? Nah, no backstory. Let people find out through the roleplay. We like, ask you questions and stuff like that. Yeah, he's, apparently Simsel is the base name for stuff, but it works for me, so we're doing it. We just freaking stall. Of course, we have our illustrious game master, Thurston of the Hills. Hello, it's me. I'm Thirsty. You can find me on all the things at Uncle GM. I am looking forward to running some Wrath and Glory for these folks. And, you know, sometimes I run Pathfinder and other games here, too. Yeah. Yeah. And, of course, if those of you who are new here, you can contribute to the stream itself. Basically, Wrath and Glory runs on a couple systems here. You see on the interface in the top left and top right there, like those ruin symbols and the eagle symbols and stuff like that. Eagle symbols are our glory points. That will represent how much we have. But, of course, if you do any bits or any donations and stuff, either on YouTube or on Twitch, that, basically, there's a bar that will go up. So, if you do hashtag glory, you can add more to our glory poll. Or, if you want to help the game master with his ruin points, because the ruin points, he can use it for the enemies to make them stronger, do other things, or really mess us up. You can do hashtag ruin in your message, and it should go over there. And, if it doesn't, then I probably broke something in the interface or so. In fact, one thing I'm going to do is fix that right now. I'm like, hmm. Yeah. Let me just fix that real quick and just fix it. So, yeah. So, that basically should add the points over there. But, of course, if you really like somebody on the team, these two little fist icons that are below us are our Wrath die. So, Wrath die allows us to re-roll failed rolls and to also do a narrative declaration, pretty much the name of the show, where we get to pretty much employ something into the story of what's going on. You, too, can also do hashtag the character's name. So, say, for example, if you want to do something for Bricky, you should be able to do hashtag Bricky. But, at the same time, I recommend you do hashtag Simsel when you do your thing. So, basically, it goes over to him and, basically, that will accue into points. It takes so many points for that to, basically, kind of go through because we don't want people to pay to win us too bad. We've had problems with that in the past. Basically, it's balanced out that way to where, as long as you help us, the Game Master also gets a little bit more. So, as long as you help out the players, the Game Master gets more power, too. So, Game Master messes up. But, of course, with all that kind of update and everything else, Thurston. Hello. What exciting adventure do you have for us today? All right. Welcome, everybody. Final adventures in the litanies of the Lost Adventure Anthology by the good folks at Cubicle 7, the creators of the Wrath and Glory. Well, the maintainers of it, of the Wrath and Glory game. Um, we are going to begin today in the Gilead system. Uh, the Gilead system is where we've been taking place on all of the adventures. Um, and in this case, we are taking place around a Manufactorum. Um, Captain Aldenrash, you have been contacted, your vessel still unable to penetrate the mounting warp storms of the Great Rift that has now formed and cut the Gilead system off from the wider Imperium. Um, you've been contacted by local representatives of the Administratum in an effort to unlock resources so that your ship might receive further repairs. Perhaps even receive much-needed weaponry upgrades that could allow your vessel to fire at targets on a surface of a planet. Um, yes, as opposed to in space where it can totally do that. Correct. Yeah, sure. In theory. Yeah. In theory, yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, you have, you have been contacted by the Administratum, um, requesting you and what they designate as a group of specialists that you assemble to travel outside the Pacthercius Manufactorum. All right, you lot are all the greatest specialists that I know, mostly because you're the ones that I'd be most okay with if they didn't come back from this mission. Except for you, Roos. If you go, I go. I'll always protect you, sir. Yes, I know you will. Thank God for that. God Emperor for that, even. I'm sorry, am I here yet or not? I don't remember. Oh, you'll be here. You'll be here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, am I currently here, or? I assume that this is on the bridge as you've summoned all of them and lined them up. That's kind of what you're going for. Okay, so the Patreon episode is canon. 100%. While Buffalo Wildlings is real. Please back our Patreon to learn more about Sipsal's background. Okay. I didn't want to start talking without, like, just not having been introduced yet. Except for you, Sipsal. You are the newest addition to this crew, and so you'll need to prove you can pull your weight on an away mission. I don't need to pull my weight, man. I got Roos for that. No, Roos is too busy pulling my weight. I can get both of your weights, sirs. I'm that strong. Yes, but then who will pull Aloysus? Me. I don't need anyone to pull my weight. I'm fully capable of doing that myself, Captain. All right, then, but what about Kelrana? Yeah, Roos, what about my weight? Oh, you're like a stick. You're like nothing to me. That is true. You know what? Real. If she's a stick, then what am I? You are a leaf. A leaf blowing in the wind. The wind. Well. God, Emperor. At least something's blowing on this ship. That's right. It's right outside of their genuinely quite strong rum ration. We do not allow for any sort of miscreancy upon the bird of paradise. Define miscreancy. Yeah, also define that for me because I feel like that this might be necessary. The word's confusing to Roos. Yeah, Groos over there doesn't get what you're saying. Well, miscreancy can be defined by the general discipline-lowering standards of conduct that are present on renegade vessels, pirate crews, and other such things. We are a vessel in line with the Imperial Navy. We keep things speck and span. We hold fast to our duties. Salute superior officers. Except for you four. What have you done with my ship? Oh, Captain, I got a problem. Come here, come here, come here. All right, all right. What is it, Cameron? What have you been doing? Something miscreancy. All right. Captain, you say that this is in line with, like, Imperial standards. I think there's a Xeno on board. Say it ain't so. I know, I think I saw one. Yes, and I saw something, too. Uh-huh. I slap you up the head. You had a bug on your hair. Ah! Fucker. I like you, too. I ruffle his hair. Oh, you do. That's fine. We have a little fun. We play a little. You know, Simpson, come over here. Come over here, Simpson. Give me a, give me a. I put my head around Simpson. Listen, we have a real fun. I look up at him like a, like a annoyed child. I pokes, I poke Simpson. I'm Simpson. I poke Alden with a toothpick in the chest. Ah, ooh. Piercing. It's deadly. So, you said miscreancy. Ah. Is, what's the ambrosia policy you have on this ship? Well, so long as you're not selling it to the crewmates, I suppose so long as you keep it to yourself, out of eyesight of my disciplined and highly valuable crewmates. Kelrana, can you drink this, tall one? What's it? What is it? Can I have a sip? You know what, Deuce? Here you go. I hand him the drink. Oh, thanks. Before you hand him the drink, I put my hand on yours. No, same soon. I can't do it as well as you right now. He's big. He just drinks the whole thing and hands it back empty. Thanks, sir. I look, I look at it and I'm just kind of like, Captain, that looks like miscreancy to me. I put my hand very gingerly on Simpsons. Simpsons, my boy. The next time you offer our ogre and alcohol, you better pray to God your stash is low yield. The very last thing that we need on the bridge is that man, that thing, drunk. Hey, man. Don't believe me now. You will. Why do you call him a thing like that, though? That's like a little bit kind of rude to Roos, wouldn't you say? Okay, now you get his name right? Oh, fuck off, then. I shove him away. All right, all right. I see how it is. Men, we are about to sally forth into danger. Ready yourselves. Roos kind of looks around. He already has his gun. Ready, sir. All right, I throw away my toothpick and I get a new toothpick. Aloysius is lighting his low stogie. Does Aloysius have a stogie? Several, would you like some? Yeah, man, please. Absolutely. Roos, would you like a stogie as well? Oh, yes, please. Here you go, and Aloysius will give Simpsons and Roos a low stogie. He eats it. Fool, I laced your shit. Tastes very good, sir. Thank you. It tastes not plants in disappointment. If I smoke this stogie, I imagine Simpsons has done a decent amount of drugs. What would I need to roll to determine this? You can just decide. You can, like, if you've done an amount of drugs, you can just say you've done an amount of drugs. No, no. If you're wondering, like, see if you take it like that. Yeah, definitely a toughness. Okay. Yeah, well, my shit was laced as stated, so I laced it in. Okay, okay, okay. So the creator of the drugs gets to determine the difficulty number of the drug. Aloysius, how badly did you lace that shit? DN7. Damn. I have opened Simpsons' character sheet. This does not bode well. All right. I'm straight up smoking on that scenerite Zaza. This is some Orcus Volgus pack. You can't handle this. Oh, my God. To explain the roles, in case anyone's new, because I think the first time we went through this, we didn't really, like, explain what the roles do for people. So basically, yeah, type one in chat if you ever play the Warhammer 40k war game at all. Like, you know, when you need to meet a number to beat a number. Basically, what happens here, the difficulty number that we needed to get was seven. If we got that many successes or seven successes, we would win, right? So basically, a success on a die is four or higher. If it's a six, it counts as two. So say, for example, if Ricky rolled a five and a six, the five counts as one. The six counts as two. So his complete total is three. Now, for your character and stuff, your abilities would help increase your chances of basically reaching that number, the higher that number is. So the difficulty number of seven is basically impossible for him to beat. So that's to explain the dice roles if you need to help follow along. There's more stuff to it, but that's the general basis of it. I kind of, like, I take a really heavy drag on Aloysius' thing. And I just kind of, like, put it in my mouth. I just kind of look at him. And my pupils start to get, like, slowly more dilated. And my eye is a bit more red as I just, like, stand still. You are? Are you okay there, Simsel? Okay. I want to do a transition. I want to do a transition where the camera just, like, goes in on Simsel's face to, like, are you okay, Simsel? And then it, like, pans back. You've now landed on the Forge World of Avacris, exiting from the Captain's spacious shuttle. You blanking in here. You seemed out. Also, big recommendation, Bricky. If you don't have background music playing, I have it for the stream going. But, like, for you, highly recommend you find, like, some 40K music to put in the background. Oh, heck yeah. We're just going to throw the soundtrack. Yeah, I'm kind of partial to the Rogue Trader soundtrack for this one. Ooh, okay, yeah. Yeah, just throw it on there. It'll help emergency us. It's not just silence. Hexia. So we just arrive. Yeah, we just arrived. So I look at him. Simsel! Simsel! Are you with us? I snap in front of your face. I, like, slowly glaze over to him. It takes like a good, like, three seconds for me to turn my head. All right, did you get hold of that? Yeah, yeah. Simsel knows what he's doing. All right, then. You lead the way. Excellent. One moment. Let me strategize with my buddy here. I walk over to Roos. Hello, son. Deuce, what the fuck did he just say? Nobody break. Nobody. Nobody. This is the funniest bit. Nobody break. Oh, don't worry, sir. Like, I'll have confidence in you. I know you like to reassure yourself sometimes, but you obviously got it all. I mean, you're definitely at a high strategist for your type of fieldwork, right, sir? I look at Roos for a second. And then I turn to the blue ball, and I do, ball, what the fuck did he just say? Yes, without question. See? You do know what's going on. Lead away, sir. I, I, I, I walk, I walk forward. I just kind of like, I just kind of like accept my position. I'm like, all right, gang. We've landed on the forge world of, um, Alden. What was his name again? No, I don't need to repeat it again. No, of course not. But I want to make sure that you and Aloysius know what I'm talking about. Of course I know. Just, just go on. We have full confidence in you, Zipsal. Yeah, Zipsal, we know exactly what forge world we're on. You know as well. Go on. Yeah, stop playing games, Zipsal. I, I, I, you know what? I, I just, I'm just going to start walking, like, like, with a brisk pace. A little, a little faster than normal. Is he going the right way? I, I, I, I just, there's four cardinal directions. There's four cardinal directions. Uh, you can roll me a D4. Um, uh, it's the little, like, the little, little, little D4 symbol at the very bottom right there. Yeah, a little triangle. Just click on that and we'll say, uh, four is, four is good. Yeah, you're, you're, you're leading the right direction. All right, all right. So, I, I'm, I'm feeling, I'm feeling generally decently confident in myself. You know, I think, uh, I think I know what I'm doing. So, so what do I, what do I see in front of me? All right. So, you manage to lead your group towards the Pacturtius Manufactorum, which looms over the surrounding industrial buildings. Its baroque spires and brutalist walls are lashed by curtains of pollution, stained rain. Dark rivulets of oil and water fall like tears from the ever-present brass skulls of the Adeptus Mechanicus heraldry. Unlike the surrounding factories, which bustle and spew out pollution, despite the quarantine that has now taken effect here, Uh, Pacturtius lies silent. No smoke emanates from the towering chimneys. No movement can be seen through the obsidian windows, and an eerie silence hangs over the entire facility like a death shroud. As you approach, you do see that the area is under quarantine. There are groups of what appear to be Adeptus Mechanicus and enforcers. Um, at least one group of Scutari rangers, and then several detachments of enforcers patrolling. Closer to your mind. You're going away from it. Oh, sorry. Um, you can, you can see, uh, with this, uh, these, these groups are sort of patrolling around. Um, you can take a look. You can try to find someone to speak to here, but you've definitely reached the location. Hmm. You said, you said, uh, squad of Scutari rangers, and what were the other two Admech things out there? Uh, no, Scutari rangers, and then, uh, a couple squads of enforcers, like Adeptus Arbytes enforcers. Gotcha. I, I, um, I walk up to one of the Adeptus Arbytes. Is it Arbytes? Is it, screw, screw it. Arbytes. One of the Adeptus Arbytes. Yeah. Well, we covered this in the ship. I, I thought you were paying attention. It's a local, it's a local, it's a local dialect, Alden. Okay? Yes, yes, because it's, it's funny, because actually the way you're supposed to pronounce it on this planet is the opposite of how you pronounce it elsewhere. So, whatever you think the wrong answer is, is actually the right one. So, go figure that one, huh? It's a good thing you, you were told all about it. Yeah, we took a whole sensitivity course. What are you all doing here? Oh, no, there's sensitivity. Okay, so, so, Alden, I'm recovering from my high. Alden told me this is, this is opposite world. So, I look at the enforcer and I say, Fuck you, man. I did not tell you. What in the Emperor's good grace did you say to me? Sir, sir. Roos, you, Rhys, we're on an opposite planet right now. You tell the man. We're not on an opposite planet, sir. I spend a single point of wrath. We're on an opposite planet. We're on an opposite planet, sir. Please mark him down the wrath. Yeah, give me a second. This is haunting you for the rest of the session. We are fucked. That's right, sir. Show the aggression that you were born with. Rhys comes up like, yeah, there's my friend here, Shane. Go fuck yourself. I swear, these mechanicist plans never do anything with. Did you just tell me to go fuck myself? That's right. He also backed with his gun. Officer, you've lost three full loaded rounds already. Yeah. Don't tell me what I can't do. Oh, yeah? Would you two complain? This game. I got bored in my magazine. Okay. All right. You don't know about that. Okay. Can I roll like a scholar thing to see how many rounds in a tube does the RBC shotgun carry? Yes, yes, you can. All right. What do we have for the DN on that one? Oh, gosh. So that's going to be attack in probably DN like two. All right. Let's see what we got here. I think I did it. You sure did. All right. How many rounds are in a RBC shotgun? Just to make it a habit, just say how many successes you got so people listening in know how many you won. Oh, I got you. I got three successes. I got three successes. Yes, yes. Okay. Okay. You know that a good old combat shotgun for the Arbides has 18 magazines. I go to round. Hey, Roos. A Ripper gun. A Ripper gun, however. Which, is that what you're using right now, Roos? It's a Ripper gun has a clip of 50. No, it's a magazine. It's fair, fair, fair. I go to Roos with this knowledge, and I'm like, Roos, keep this up. We only got to do this for about 12 more times before we're going to win. You got it, sir. I keep intimidating. Every time he racks his gun, I rack mine. Give me an intimidation check. Let's go. So, difficulty test here is going to be a four. Okay. Mine's a... Making sure there's no effects. There's going to be messing with me right now. Hold up. Make sure it's concealed. He's no longer on me. There we go. Excellent. Oh, I complicated. But I got two sixes, and that's four successes. But I did complicate. See, guys, no. The one red die, that's a complication save. So, what happens with the complication when you roll a one on that die, some stuff could happen. So, I rolled the complication chart. Got a one on the die, and I got lost item. You lose some of your reward gear. This could be something important, like your weapon or something as small as a point of ammo. The loss might be temporary or permanent. I didn't load the entire magazine all the way. Give me a moment. I'm just going to open your character sheet here. Just give me a sec. Hmm. Okay. Yep. Good. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Carry on. Okay. I continue to... The entire time. Can I roll perception? Click. I see what fell out of his pocket and inevitably down. No. Not allowed. Denied! This is between him and God. That's right. True. Calrana's just like, did Orby go away? Oh, no. Where did he go? Ah, fuck. Did you take my fucking orb? He lost my fucking brother. Is Rusa aware the orb is gone? No, I love how you just assume I'm that much of a monster to take the orb from you. Wow. I was going to do a whole arc of that. I've been playing with you for years. I know how you work. I was going to take a whole arc of, like, a rat taking it, and that's how the freds start. Let's keep moving, then. Let's keep moving. We still don't know if it's the orb or not. So, Rusa's ran out of ammo and his ripper gun kind of looks down. Okay. And it's in sales. I ran out. I could still act. It has bullets, so I keep racking it, but nothing's coming out. What's it? What's it? The enforcer runs off. I still got a pointy in. Wait, wait, wait. Did he run off like a Smiling Friends character? Was that what that sound was? He kind of, yeah, he kind of, like, runs off like, I have to go get someone more important than me. Oh, God. Oh. He just runs. Beautiful. I turn around with a huge, enormous shit-eating grin on my face being like, yeah, that's what you get when you mess with Simpsons and Deuce. Ain't that right? Yeah. I'm spending a wrath, so it's not opposite world here. Can I get my wrath back then? Fuck you! No! I was willing to go to the... Do you know, I was preparing for the guy to show up, and I was going to say, praise the dark gods. How might we bring down the gold of the throne today? And I was willing to commit to that the entire session. I do not want to play opposite day with this entire thing. I don't want the mental for that right now. You know what, Thurston? You know what? Oh, yes. Yes. To save us from this ontological crisis, I'm going to spend a wrath die to say the speaker didn't actually spend his wrath die. Oh, oh, Hulky, you're an angel. You're a fucking sweet little angel. I don't think that's how it works. Wow, you're such a nice person on this office. Hey, hey, hey, hey, Kelrana, do you want to spend a wrath die just to undo that so everybody except Bericca has lost a wrath die? Yeah, okay, cool, thanks. All right, so if you can mark a voice, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. I can't accept this. I spend my wrath die to make sure Simsel loses a wrath die. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Okay, okay. Why fuck me for? So, what's that, what's that, what's that, what's that, what's that? I got a orb operation. This is your full Alden. Alden, you have zero wrath. Bruce Aloysius Kelrana have one Simsel also has one. Okay, there we go. Good job, everybody. I think we got it right. All right, perfect. This is great. This is going good. Remind me what a wrath die does again. It allows you to reroll your fails and do a narrative declaration. Yeah, they're really valuable. Yeah, you want them. And you don't get any more. Technically, you don't get any more during the session. The only way we can get more is if chat gives us money and does the hashtag character name. Not the player's name, but the character name. That's the only way we can get them back. Yeah, they're extremely precious, and we just wasted four of them for nothing. Yeah, for a bit. Actually, five. Actually, six of them for nothing. Let's get that straight. Six. Tasty. Delicious. Oh, so nummy. Oh, yes. The laughter of thirsting Hillmans. That's right. I mean, I still have my wrath die. You know what? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Thurston, you got to make an NPC show up. The NPC that we have lose all our wrath to. Hey, hey, I turn to my left, and I'm like, hey, Aloysius, hey, hey, Cogboy, Cogboy, go talk to you boys over there. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I pointed at Skitari Rangers. I, I, I'm, I, I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly acquainted, other than the fact that I gave you a stogie. Who are you? I started to think for a moment. You have never met this guy. Yeah, yeah. Have I met a speaker? No, no, sorry. I keep getting fucked up. I keep thinking of speaker as DM, because speaker would, you know, sounds like a DM name. Um, Thurston, right? Thank you. Yes, yes. Because you, because you're talking. Ah, screw it. Um, Thurston. Thurston, have I met this guy? No. Though you're not quite sure, because you did lose a lot of time. Um, so maybe you were best friends in the hallucination world that you've now left behind. Hmm. Yeah, but you're, like, one of the, one of them tech freaks, right? Right? Look, I'm going to pretend that I didn't hear that, and assume that you said I am one of the, those blessed by the benediction of the Omnissiah. So, yes, I am one of them. Um, okay, well, I'll take you. And who are you? You look to be bedecked in some kind of neuro interface. Um, hold on, let me check the nosphere. Let me, Loisus just starts scanning the nosphere. You see the glyphs on his face light up on his faceplate? By little streams of data coming in and out. Oh! You know that shit rots your brain, right? Huh. Where, where, where from? Brain rots the least that we have to worry about. Let me tell you. You, on the other hand, and Loisus just sizes up Simsel a little bit, straightens up his back, walks around, puts his arms behind, looks him up and down. Hmm. Yes, I see. You, on the other hand, may wish to see one of us tech freaks about a few more, uh, Ogmetics. Your brain rot does not look like one that can be so easily fixed. I've got plenty. Careful of the Sogi. I've got plenty of Ogmetics right here, Loisus, and I give him the bird, because my middle finger is metal. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! I like you! Loisus puts out his mechanical hand. Pleasure to meet you officially, Loisus Hafsig or Dozenos. I, I put my hand back out there as well. Simsel, Simselmin. Night pilot. And also, I would love another Stogie. Absolutely. This one should be a little bit more your speed. And, Loisus will give him another Stogie. I'll put the Stogie in my, in my bag. Okay, um, as, as you, you complete this exchange, a, a robed acolyte approaches you in dull, kind of muted gray robes with an auto-quill at their side. They, they shuffle along, large sort of magnocular goggles over their eyes as they seemingly squint the magnoculars, increasing the size of their eyes inside almost comically. They, uh, they sniffle with almost every sentence they, they blurt out. Uh, uh, are you the, uh, the specialists? What might say such? And who might you be, Scala? Um, uh, uh, my, my name is Matthias Bellathor. I'm here from the administratum. I'm the replacement investigator on site here. Well, pleasure to make your acquaintance. Yes, are you sure? You don't look like many, well, actually, no, you definitely look like the administratum type. I definitely am. What happened to the previous investigator? Um, inside, probably deceased at this point. Have you been fully briefed on the situation here? Of course. Absolutely. No region. Absolutely. No need for a refresher. Without a doubt, man. Our friend Simsel here briefed everybody present on the current goings-on. Isn't that right, Simsel? Absolutely. Hey, little man. You seeming like you got a bit of a, something wrong with your, with your nasal there. You want, you want a stogie? No, they are prescribed here. Why would you offer? I'm going to have to write you down for an infraction if you try to bribe an administratum official. It's not a bribe. It's, it's a, it's a favor for somebody who looks like they need what's- Ah, favors. Favors are the next subclause. I'll go find the exact note. Okay. Section 4, mark stroke 82 of the verbiage point. Is he going through a lot? Young and Marius, I must point out as well, are you going against the orders of a doctor? A medical professional? An adult genitor without peer? Okay. Well, I'm just trying to find the notes here. I'm the investigator primation. Yes, and I'm a doctor as well. And are you thinking that you can forego the emperor's holiest of medical servants? I studied an apothecarian too, man. Yes, what he did is well. We're two doctors. What are you? The glorified scribe? Dr. Simsel Simselman at your service. The chief investigator, Matthias Bellathor, in charge of the Pax Therseus Investigatory and Containment Quarantine Team. Say, Kelrana, why aren't you a doctor? Kelrana's head turns. Captain, I've literally patched you up before. Yeah, but you're not a doctor. Aloysius is a doctor. Even Simsel is a doctor. I'm a captain. You're Kelrana. And I'm Roos. The Roos that is too stupid to have an education. He is Roos. Magic orb was Roos once a doctor. Roos reaches for his magic orb. The orb is there. And that's how I lost my medical license. What do you mean once? What was your question to the orb? It has to be yes or no questions is how it works. Yeah, was Roos once a medical doctor? That's what I was yesterday. Yes. I was a field medic for the other Algrinds. I'm the only one who's not a doctor, apparently. I think that's like the only fucking time that orb has given us a straight yes with no other explanation. It's just been yes. Yes. I wasn't very good at it. They fired me very quickly. But I was able to connect on all of Algrinds' arms. I didn't know who they went to, but I got them. That's the first step. That's true. There's Algrinds' inside. They used them for the combat servitors. Dr. Roos, do you think you're going to help with this man's nasal sniffle? Oh, sure. Here, this won't hurt a bit. I just grab him by his head and squeeze. Holy shit. I did release. Does he like correct his nose magically? Oh, I thank you so much. I feel much better now. You're welcome. I'm a miracle worker. Also, I got distracted. What are we doing here again? We've all been briefed. Don't worry about it. Let's go. Are we going to stick to this bit? Is the audience... The audience is never going to know the backstory of this fucking thing. The audience is going to need to know the backstory of this place. Yeah. Yeah, okay. Okay. We're picking up ambient lore pickups throughout the mission. It'll be okay. They're all text-based. We'll have skeletons on the ground to explain things, you know? A few bloodstains here. Yes. Audience. Audience. He touches it. What does it say? Big chest ahead. Fourth night. No, it's just big chest ahead. Come on now. All right. All right. Well, investigate your mouth. All right. Well, you may be a bunch of brutes, but we're ready for you. Oh, the Valkyrie is prepped and ready for your combat insertion. Oh, sweet. Yeah, the Valkyrie. Wait. Sick. Yes, yes, yes. Is that one of those poorly made Imperial guard flyers? That's right. It's got a very tight, constrained back area. Um, you got something bigger. I used to date a gal with one of those. Yeah, nothing worse, eh? Yeah, tight, constrained back area. I hate you. You used to date an airplane? I hope you smoke. Yeah, she had a really good bombardment cannon. Yeah, at least hers worked. Oh, my God. Better paradise. This is Captain Olden Roche. I'm going to need one for pickup. The rest of these bastards can stay. You're walking home with another crack like that. I wanted McDonald's. For context, for new people. Instead of taking the feat that allows the rogue trader to have his ship do a bombardment on the planet, he sacrifices all those points to get a gun. It's a really bad gun. So he joked on his ship every single session. You know, it's my favorite Tempesta Scion weapon. I don't regret it. It's a hotshot volley gun, and it kicks ass. That is a really cool gun, though. Bruce raises a hand and goes, do you got something bigger? No, of course not. We have to keep it as tight as possible to avoid enemy fire hitting us. So you'll be packed in very tight and it's a constrained environment back there. I think you guys can go on ahead. I think I'll win. No, no, Roos. You'll have to come with us. Come on, big man. Dr. Roos, you, among anybody else, knows that tight confined spaces are the most efficient way to stay alive sometimes. I don't like the tight spaces. I mean, I know, I know, but here, I might be able to give you something to help you with that. Just puts a blanket over his head like a chicken. You'll never know. Now, now, Roos, this is very strong. You shouldn't eat this in one bite, but I'll give this to you. It'll give him an even larger stone. This is more like a football. It's a football. That's how big it is. Okay. Okay. That's pretty bad, actually. But you know what? We'll cross that bridge if we get to it. What's the DN? Six to six day blinding, Stogie. Not in Bruce. Fourteen? Fourteen? Okay. It's a football-sized fucking Stogie. What do you want? Even a space marine can't beat that. No, no. What's Roos' ability to roll for this? We should at least make it so it's all sixes. My toughness is five. So, ten. Let's go with eight. Eight seems achievable. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The worst thing that'll happen is it doesn't take effect. Okay. All right. Rolling for it. Thanks, chat. It was actually intended as a suppository. All right. Roll it. All right. Rolling. Let's see. Let's see. Oh, that's a lot of not happenings. So, the camera zooms in on Roos' face for a while. I imagine it looks like Star-Lord in Guardians of the Galaxy 2. And then, as it zooms out, as Roos is holding on to the outer frame of the Valkyrie, as it's flying, staring down. We just have him on the roof? No, we have him on the Roos. All of you are in the back, seated, strapped in. Roos is, like, starfished with arms and legs, like, holding the door. I really don't think this is a good idea. Tracer fire is lighting the sky. Can we have tied him to one of the missiles on the side of the Valkyrie? Like that Wolverine part. Yes. Don't pull over your new time. I'll kick them. It just reminds me of being shot out of the Valkyrie, like, AHHHHH! All this because you fuckers can't go with them. Bruce is singing Freebird. You're like, yeah, none of you were like, no, no, no. We totally aren't going to see the briefing again. We have to troll Bricky the entire time. Thus, here we are. The gun servitors are firing at the Valkyrie. Roos, however, as you wake up from whatever has managed to make you get into the Valkyrie, you're returned to consciousness in this situation. You're still in a cramped environment. The Valkyrie still hasn't landed on the roof of this structure yet. The tracer fire. Everything's kind of adding together. You need to give me a difficulty three fear test. Ah, great. Excellent. And that's with my willpower, right? Yes. Actually, yeah. It might be resolve. Yeah, double check for me. Yeah, I got you. I got you. Because if so, I have to roll a two if it's a D and two. Because my resolve is one. Yeah, I mean, that's easy peasy, right? No. It's resolve. It's resolve. Oh, dear. What was the D in again? Three. It's not achievable. Unless I take glory. Oh, my God. You can roll it and see what happens. Yeah, let's see what happens first. Also, I believe at this point, as the camera zooms and then pulls back, that's when a fortunate son, you know, starts playing. I rolled a one. Oh, my God. So, the only way I can achieve this is taking glory. So, unless you want your own. You know what? We're going to stay with that. I'm freaking out and shaking the Valkyrie. Go, get me off! Get me off! Is he on the hatch or is he on the missile? Did we decide? He's in the door. So, he's, like, in the door because the hatch is open because you're doing a hot drop. He's, like, braced like a starfish in the doorway and has now returned to consciousness. Or at least awareness. I'm, like, shaking the shit out of it. Can I roll a strength to see how much I'm messing it up? Absolutely. Here's my strength. Oh, I roll well this time. Oh, my God. Five. I got five successes, so whatever that does. Oh, no. Uh-oh. Well, that's good, right? Yeah. The Valkyrie begins to list erratically. Uh, the pilot desperate to maintain control. Uh, the rest of you who are strapped in, really because Bruce's new, uh, awareness and movement are having difficulty looking past the mass of ogren flesh that's blocking the outside. And all you occasionally see is the light flash of tracer fire kind of, like, behind him, through, like, little, like, flesh pockets between his, like, stomach and arms and things like that. Where you're seeing there's some kind of firefight occurring outside. The pilot is like, there's the stability, there's the stability. We're going to have to tumble out everybody. Everybody, uh, unbuckle, unbuckle, unbuckle. This is going to be a rough one. Uh-oh. I'm going to lean in to SimSor. I'm not as familiar with these particular, um, machines. Is that good? So, I imagine because I'm a night- I'm, like, a night pilot, I'm used to this, I'm, like, dead asleep. Like, like, like, like, like, this, like, this doesn't, like, it's, this doesn't phase me in the slightest. You know, I- I pilot an armature. Like, I'm- I'm just, like, Oh, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, like, cover him with a blanket. Oh, man. The blanket flies away. It covers Roos's eyes. Roos is, like, fully claustrophobic now. Someone turn off the lights! Turn off the lights! No, if you put it over his head, he's like a chicken. I'm just, like, grabbing everything. Oh! SimSor is very much sleeping, snoring. I'm just going to assume this is supposed to happen. Oh, this is actually terrible. We're going to die, like, imminently so. Oh, for real? Yeah, probably. Yeah. Is it? Just do what I do. Ah. Ah. Lois is going to look outside and try to get a beat on it from the type of fire that they're sustaining. You can give me an awareness test to get a good view of it. I would love to give you an awareness test. I was trying to think. Is it, like, is it aliens where they, um, the dude just, like, falls asleep instantaneously in the drop pod? Imagine it's like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's three successes. We just got it. Okay, okay. Uh, you are being fired at by one or more heavy bolters. Oh. Uh-oh. So it's not Xenos, which is sad. Better news, or worse, depending. Though that is heavy bolter fire we are sustaining. Is that good? So I'm, uh, well, there's what I peg as three possibilities. The first would be a potential uprising. I think that's most likely. The second, it may be Ascension Day, and some wayward cult is believing that they are doing something in service of a greater power. The third option, we will not survive, and frankly, I hope that we do not make it to the ground. Oh, God. I'm gonna, I'm gonna make, I'm gonna make an offer here. Oh, no. Just so absolutely fucking, like, struggle bus moment, okay? Any one of you can take me up on this offer. Okay. Do any of you want to spend a wrath point to make a narrative declaration to have a flashback to the briefing of what you're supposed to be doing? Or are we all just fucking committing? Nah, nah, not interested, not interested. Nah, I don't want to know. I, I know what happened that was there. Yeah, keep talking, I'm getting the fucking water. Keep talking. He knows, he knows. All right, all right, everyone. Roosh, you remember the briefing. Oh, he's losing his mind. He is not happy being, so you know why the ogren is, uh, being afraid, by the way. Um, the ogrens have, like, a, have, like, a thing, basically, that says they, they, they hate claustrophobic areas. Like, they get, they have to pass fear checks, and it's really hard for ogrens to pass fear checks, so that's why he's so afraid. Roosh! He's really just sawing logs here. He's gone. He's like, you can do, like, a federation to try to get rid of my fear and calm me down, but. It's a leadership. Yeah, leadership. Look at, look at this! And I show him my keys to the starship, and I just start jiggling them around a bit. I'm gonna make a leadership. Oh, please. I made it at DN3. I should have asked for it if it was higher, but I got five successes. Okay. Okay, you're lucky I'm back now. Um, so, the problem is, is that you need a five, because it has to be two plus the source of the fear. I did get five. Oh, you did? Sorry, I thought you said that. Never mind. Uh, five is enough, then, to remove the source of the fear from Roos, as Roos is now entranced by the jingling keys. Oh, oh. Look at the jingles! Look at the jingles! Oh, jingles! We kill- But you can't look at the jingles if you die in a plane crash. Oh, j- What? The jingles- Roos! J-Jingles will only happen after we kill the heretics, Roos! Oh, j- I wake up instantaneously, like, kill the- Kill the what? The heretics, or whatever. You remember. Fuck all of you. There has to be somebody watching, going- I don't know why you're getting mad at them. I'm sorry. You remember the mission. Yeah, we all were there. Yeah. Yeah, chat, you know, right? Sorry, I just, I just, you know, I, I, I just hate heretics so much, you know? Yes, or Xenos. Uh-huh. Oh, wait, or- Oh, yes. I, I, I look, I look outside. Yes, or, or even, or even Federal Imperial. They follow a slightly different stricture. That's entirely true. Oh, my, how I hate to minestratum times. And we all know which of those three we're up against. So, I, I, I look outside because Roos is no longer in the way, and I, like, stare out of the ramp. What do I see? Okay, so, you are approaching the top of the Manufactorum, uh, where currently there are several servitors that are standing atop the roof space here. Um, they are each, uh, wielding different weapons. In this case, two of them are armed with heavy bolters, while four others seem to have, like, close combat armaments. Uh, the heavy bolters are tracking and firing up with a steady stream of fire. Uh, at, at us? Yes. I go back in my chair, and I fall back asleep. Okay. Okay. Good night. Uh, I, I, uh, uh, Calron, Calron. Seventh edition armor value on a Valkyrie. One sec. Yeah, yeah, I got, I got you, man. I'm gonna take the blanket off of Roos' head and put it back on him. Roos, Roos is, like, yelling at the pilot. Oh, no, please bring the bird down somewhere so we can get off. That's right, pilot! Bring down this Valkyrie at the designated landing zone! That we remember. We all discussed. We all discussed and chose the zone. The least you could do is to drop us off there. Uh, all right, but turning around's gonna be tricky. You all better be ready to hop right out. Oh, yes, we're ready. The moment we see it, we'll hop out. He turns. Braces in the landing pad. Uh, the pilot calls for you one more time. Brace, here it comes! Brace, and does a 180, spinning and pointing the back towards the landing pad atop about a meter or so jump down. Go, go, go! Bruce grabs, uh, Simsel. Still, probably still sleeping and jolted as he, like, jumps out. Other hand with a ripper gun, just firing at whatever's shooting at him. I imagine I wake up during this and then I start firing my hotshot Laz in the hand of Ruth's. I'll have you tucked in one arm. I'm assuming you're grabbing, like, you're grabbing, like, under an arm, like a football? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so, and so I want to get a few shots as well from, from that position. Because now I'm clearly awake because we landed. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Forwards, my doctors! Yeah, that's what we are! A pain doctor, aren't we? Okay, one sec. Do we have a map for this, or? Uh, no. No, give me one sec here. Is there, like, a Starfinder map we can steal, or? I assume Thurston was just making it and I was dying in the Valkyrie. Well, I was expecting a few different things to happen this sec. Were you, were you now? Just, just, just, just. Give me, give me a sec here, give me a sec here, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine. Yeah, yeah, of course, of course, dude. Oh, yes. Of course. You know, basically. What? What? Okay, uh, look at this. Oh, cool. Yes. Yes. Hey, Chad, on a scale of 1 to 10, what are our chances of survival going to be? I don't know if we want to ask Chad that question. Yeah, Chad, do you think we're going to live against, like, multiple, like, servitors with heavy balter fire and, you know, some combat weaponry? We've been briefed on everything that we will be encountering. Yeah. We do know what to expect. Yeah, we know exactly what we're getting into. Is that right, Bricky? Yeah, Dan. Of course. See, he knows what's up. I'm going to, I'm going to save that stogie for a very important time. Um, okay, um, think of it, you know, that, I think of it like a what now? I think of it like a wrath die. Oh, wrath die. Yes. Yeah, but I just have the ability to give that to you. It's crucially important. It's a finite resource. You get it once per session, except this is once forever. Finite, you say, with the football-sized stogie given to Roos? Well, yeah, I gave it to him. He just couldn't handle it. That's his own fault. Hmm. I couldn't handle it. It's a little strong. Also, is the bar beneath our name something important? Yes. Uh, so the bar, well, that's when someone donates, that bar will fill up, and when it fills up, it gives you a wrath point. Gotcha. I was just, if it was our health bar sling, I was like, did I forget to change something from the old? We're trying to get that figured out, but, uh, the guy who usually codes all this for us, he, he, his main job is like a website, so he's like getting destroyed right now. I got stuff going on. Sure, sure. Do you need me to find you, like, a landing pad, Matt Thurston, or? I, I, I, I, I can find one, too. I was just putting this up so you have, like, a rough idea of what's going on. Yeah, I can need you, like, a landing pad. I don't know. All we need is a circle. Yeah, look, I, look, things have gone a bit differently than anticipated. Yeah, yeah, I get that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I have placed myself on top of Roos because I am currently for being football carried. All right, you hop off of the back of the Valkyrie, landing on the, the upper landing pad of this, uh, this Manufactorum. There, there's a total of four combat servitors armed with a wicked array of weapons, but primarily a large sort of brutal servo, a crushing servo arm. Um, there are two, uh, marked in red gun servitors that have heavy bolters, which are, are still firing in the air, but seem to be moving to target down as, as the, uh, the Valkyrie rears off. Uh, as combat begins, uh, as this game works, you get to nominate, since no side here is surprised, you get to nominate who you would like to go first. Hmm. Uh, I can throw up some buffs, unless we just want to come out swinging. I think the biggest point of order is going to not be getting shredded by heavy bolters. Yeah, I can hit us with a conceal. That might be worthwhile. What do you guys think? Either that or having Roos just full barge into, like, the group to get closer. Or, if I have my frag grenades on me, my frag bombs, I just throw it at that group and be like, delete. That is very true. Say, your, uh, your frags are very effective. They are. If I have them. True. We still don't know what's missing. That is true. That's a fair point. It could be my turn, and then all of a sudden it's like, then I would charge them. I'm good with either a Calrano or a Roos option. Let's do a flip for it. Uh, D6 pretty much. All right, all right. Odds is Odo. Evens is me. Roos time. Roos time. Roos time. Get on. All right, Roos is going. Uh, do I have my frag bombs? You have one frag bomb left. Oh. What I need. All right. For one action. Well, basically, I don't want to get close. So basically, I want to basically use my action to basically go like, you know, I got it, sir. And then I just, kink. Boom. Throw it at the group that's to the south of us, uh, near this landing pad. This is just pretty much football of a grenade, uh, gets thrown over. Yeah, and just if I, it's been a while for us. So, uh, basically target them really, which is not really much of a targeting thing. If it direct hits somebody, then it just hits where I am doing it. If it doesn't hit, it scatters. So we can do the scattering rolls. Uh, so basically I'm going to target this guy and do a bit of a roll. Yeah, so you make a difficulty three ballistic skill test first. Yes, and I have missed, um, I did not get the three. Even though my ballistic skill is three, I didn't get enough successes. Uh, so basically the blast, uh, I'm going to basically. Scatter's now? Yeah. So I'm basically, I was going for it to here. So I get to roll the scatter and the direction of the tag is eight meters to the south, uh, that it rolled. It's funny. It has a little scatter button now. That's fantastic. Uh, so it's going to be eight meters to the south, which could you measure for me from the, from this? Kind of like, here, let me see if I can do it myself. Yeah. I see here. Yeah. Uh, should be eight meters down south. Yeah. It's going to be like off the grid to about here. Yeah. Hold on. I'm going to get pretty much there. Yeah. It pretty much, it bounces off somewhere way behind them. It explodes. The grenade goes way wild. Um, it doesn't go near them at all. Unless I really, well, we already did the roll thing. I don't want to spend my stuff on that. Um, since I already spent my action doing that a lot. And I basically use my movement, uh, to basically get, uh, I kind of want to get into the middle of them all. If that's possible. Basically, I'm just kind of like rushing to the middle just to kind of get near them to engage them in melee. So if they should have run away from me, I can at least try to do something to them. So Roos goes, I, I'm sorry, sir, and he basically just hauls ass to the group down to the south, uh, trying to engage them in melee. Roos is the true grenade. Yeah. So if I'm not mistaken, I was being football carried by Roos. Oh yeah. Am I with you or did you drop me on my face when you threw the grenades? I think I would have dropped you to get my grenades and stuff like that. I, I don't know. I've already, okay. I was moved already over with you. So I was, I was, I was just being funny. Okay. Okay. Um, all right. Then in that case, then yeah, I've been dropped on my face in that case. Okay. Uh, so with that, that's the end of my turn. Um, yeah, so I'm going to go unless someone wants to siege the initiative of the glory. I think I'd like to seize the initiative of the glory because we might have one heavy bolter currently occupied, but there's still another one. So I'm going to try and levy my hot shot volley gun and I'm going to try to make a pinning action. Um, so wish me luck with this one. Um, no, no, no, mark me down a rune point. Oh no. Oh, I am going to seize the initiative. Thank you very much. Oh, shucks. He's doing it. I saw some, I saw some things in chat earlier. Um, one of the combat servitors to the north makes a rush forward, clanking with red lights and blasting out a sound that's reminiscent of a 56k modem dialing up onto the internet. Oh. It rushes towards Aloysius. Oh. And raises an immense crushing claw. Which it tries to put around your chest. Is this some kind of, uh, cog boy handshake I don't know about? And, uh, it's going to attack you. Aloysius, what is your, what is your, uh, uh, defense? One. Oh no. Dope. That's, that's good, right? You're going to live, right? So good. So as it charges in at you, I'm going to just, this. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, that's very pog. It's going to hit you with its big bulky servo arm. What, what possibly could happen with this servo arm? Hmm. I wonder. Well, you'll take 12 points of damage in AP minus three. Oh. Hmm. Oh. Oof. So, uh. So I see on your character sheet, you have, uh. A resilience of five. A five. So, so you're going to need to determination this, or it will kill you. And by that, I mean, it'll just knock you unconsciously. Thank God we're all doctors here. I think, I think I'm all doctors here. It's so great. It's a good thing. I'm a fucking genius. Damn. That's a six in three successes. So you can convert five of the 12 damage, or sorry, 10 damage because of your armor, your remaining armor. So you take 10 damage. You can convert five of it to shock, which will fill up your shock and exhaust you. And then you will also take five wounds. Yippee. Oh. You are in extreme amounts of pain. Wow. Once your shock is filled up, you are also exhausted. For the class, because I know you're following at home to see how much I can make poor hulky crow suffer, the exhausted condition does stack with the wounded condition. Once on your turn, you can only walk or crawl, perform a basic combat action with no bonuses, like you can't aim or multi-attack or fall back. You can't roll determination anymore. Any shock you receive in addition to this is now mortal wounds. And yeah, that's where you're at, right? Oh. Is that all? So about that being a handshake. Yes. Only for the servicer. As the, as the, as the, as the, as it crunches you. So I imagine he's, I mean, he's right next to us. Yes. Oh yeah. You see the servitor come up, its eyes kind of glowing this red as it's like servo arm goes out and begins to crush Aloysius' chest. So I feel like the best course of action is to yank out my hotshot LAS pistol and, and start filling the thing with holes. But I do really want to make a pun of sorts and punch it with my augmentic arm really hard. I guess it would be arm, it would be my fingies. Well, so at this point now, uh, the combat servitor is gone. So now one of you gets to go. Do, uh, the players get to nominate who they would like to get? May I selfishly and with full egomania take that initiative because I have a feeling, uh, that if I get squeezed by one of these big boys, I'm going to do even worse than Hulky. Yeah, a conceal will raise everybody's defense by one, which I guess would have doubled Hulky's defense. It would have. It totally would have. But, uh, at this point, we probably need to focus on getting them off the map. Yeah. Remember, you can also move somewhere to take some cover, right? Um, yeah. So what I'm going to do. If it, do I have permission to steal the turn? I'm fine with it. Yeah, no, no, go for it, go for it. Oh yeah, you're fine. Go ahead. If I were to come here, would there be cover like chest high cover? Yeah. Yeah, sure. You kind of like rush to some of the, the piping there. Absolutely. Excellent. And now I'm going to make a pinning attack, um, against the heavy vaulter person. Um, and I'm going to empty out all my ammo because this is a pinning attack, uh, which does inherently require me to do that. Um, I believe I get to add my salvo rating to this. Uh, yeah. So what type of attack are you doing here? A pinning attack. Yeah. So with, uh, with pinning, I believe you do. So, yeah. And my, what is my difficulty number? Um, so at this point, the difficulty is equal to the target's resolve. So, uh, the difficulty, the resolve on this lovely gentleman, one moment, is one. Very good. Okay. Let's roll. All right. So I got 11 successes. Nice. And I got three shifts. Okay. And you critted. And I critted. Critting does nothing here, sadly. Unfortunately. However, I will use these, uh, these shifts to make it, uh, pop on to this guy, this guy, and this guy. In fact, with my third shift, could I also pin this guy? Uh, one sec. Uh, you can shift icons. Yeah, you could. Uh, so which, which other one down here? This guy down here. Yeah. So you just start- Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop! Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop. For the love of God, Emperor, men, show these servitors what for. And hopefully I've created a window for my glorious troops to take back the initiative. That's my turn. Does it do any damage at all? Just pins them. It just pins them. No, it just pins them. Excellent job. Excellent job. They are experiencing the joys of suppressive fire. Well, so that was Alden. Then I guess I'm going to go. Because of the crit, you did get some glory. So someone can try to. Well, we already did it once. Can we? Yeah. Keep going. I am going to. Yeah, yeah. You could seize again if you want. Yeah. If one of you guys wants to. Yeah, we got enough glory. Who wants to seize? Or try to. I can go ahead and seize if they're about to start shooting at us. Yeah. I'm not so great on the whole getting shot at part. Yeah. I'm going to hit my friends with a conceal. All right. So you seize the initiative. Bring down the glory. Indeed. Going to do my best to make sure that if we take any fire, we at the very least are going to be a little more protected. Psycho begins to. Wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee. Yeah, I channel my psychic might. Wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee. We're playing your character for you now. Sorry. Yes, of course, of course. This is just going on in her head. There we go. D and five. You got this. Only one possible shift, which is not enough. Yeah, seven success. You get like three sixes and a four out of all your dice. Indeed. Could wrath it. And you did not complicate unless, you know, you wrath it and fuck us up. No. It's the worst thing to happen. Can I make sure I got the sound effect proper again? Oh, yeah, sure. What are you looking for? I'm just making sure. This is a dune guy, right? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, hamburger cheeseburger, whopper, whopper. Whopper, whopper. Yeah. Beautiful Eldari language. It's so gorgeous. This is what Eldari sounds like. Yeah, just just I'm just making sure, you know, I just want to be confident. Of course, it's immersion. This is why you people are never going to get any lore. I turn and I walk away slowly into the rain. Very sad. So. All right. Conceal goes off. And range 25 meters. So basically, everybody gets concealed at that point. Indeed. I'll help pretty much you target people to conceal all hell. How about put it on people? It's like, oh, person. Oh, everyone will get plus one to their defense and plus one to stealth, if that matters at all. But you'll never see us coming. And that's about all I can do. You want to move to some cover? Yeah. I'm going to move down here. Kind of jump behind some cover. Jump down a level and scrunch. All right. All right. Well, I guess, I guess it's time for me to go and I'm going to go with see. They all run in fear because of how cool we are, right? Naturally. I mean, the heavy bolt tower in front of Simpsons. Oh, it has been sprayed at. By our dear friend Aloysius and. Sorry, not Aloysius, Alton, Alton, Alton, Alton, is going to raise its heavy bolter and attempt to shoot. It's very scary. Difficult. I like that. It's going to have a difficulty. Your defense is three plus one for conceal and then plus two because you pinned him. So the difficulty number here is six. Okay. Nice. But it's aiming. Oh, well, don't do that. Oh, I live. He's Zoran. He's Zoran. Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. He's Zoran. What's up, man? Mark me. Mark me down a rune point, please. Of course. Do you have to? Yeah. I'm starting to feel like our treatment of Thurston is coming back at us. Don't worry, he'd be like this even if we were sheep, even if we were pleasant as peaches Amidst the stream of 56k modem noises there's something like My precious adventure background My precious adventure background Man, I'm so hopeful He rolls and crates with now and nine successes So Thurston missed with four, right? So now he re-rolled and he re-rolled into a success and then two more sixes and the wrath guy was a six so that means it's a crit Finally, after months of planning Bricky joins Wrath of Glory for the entire party to be wiped an hour and a half in I just love the idea too that Alden probably gets fired at Like, it doesn't hit He's like, fuck yes Look at me Look at how awesome I was It was a trace around the main round just slams into him I'm gonna One sec I'm gonna shift one of these for damage real quick Wait, wait If you kill him then he's never gonna learn the servitor's cool backstory I'm gonna If you kill him he'll never get his bombardment Roll my critical hit just to see what I get Oh Oh my god Read it out loud It's a merciless strike a blow to the foe's body steals the breath from their lungs pulverizing their innards with a nasty crunch That's not a good sound I suffer a mortal wound So it's gonna be one plus A mortal wound for every glory I spent Oh I guess I guess if I were the player Yes Hmm 15 Oh my So since Chet has given you an extra wrath You now have two Have they? Yes Can I spend a wrath point so that Alden doesn't turn into a red paste? Well So here's what's gonna happen Okay So First of all Alden Your resilience is seven Yes Minus one to the AP So six So you're actually gonna take nine damage from this So you can do determination against nine damage Alrighty then Yeah Do you remember your wrath that um I think it helps in this situations of like clearing out some shock and stuff if I remember the rule Indeed Yeah I've got So I take one shock and I take eight wounds which puts me over the threshold by two Actually Which puts you over the threshold So you're gonna get smashed by this Um So let's let's read my favorite section I know this page because it's a crude murdering a human It's like one of my favorite um things So uh you are now dying Um you immediately suffer a memorable injury and are prone So I'm just gonna put you down there Um memorable injury though Uh roll me a d6 please Well I suppose since you asked so nicely That's a three You have a broken jaw Oh Gotta get it gone now Yeah Yeah Whoops Yo Um Yeah So you do that Uh and you now fall down The damage is severe but after my broken jaw is set my sleep apnea will be cured Really True While you are dying you can crawl make a basic combat action or fall back It's very similar to pinning Um Whenever you make a test while dying uh you replace an additional dice in your pool with a wrath dice equal to the number of traumatic injuries you have Uh not memorable injuries Traumatics which is what you're gonna start occurring next If you complicate you suffer a traumatic injury um which stacking traumatic injuries will kill you Yeah That sounds awesome Alright Well Uh That is the heavy bolter lad Uh Simpsil Oraloisis Who wants to go Uh Oraloisis You get to pick Ah Um Oraloisis My friend Uh So originally I was going to attempt to punch the servitor off of you with my augmentic arm However I am making the uh I would argue much wider decision to use my aiming ability and hot shot last pistol and I say this extremely importantly six ballistic skill dice to blast the heavy bolter servitor into some kind of heated metal Now you see I would agree that this is a very good course of action notably because this thing has lobster claw that will absolutely give you the worst purple nervel of your life Yes which you are currently experiencing therefore will not fight me for a moment I'm inclined to let you deal something and do something Excellent So again I only have the prologue for the combat so apologies for this but I do have the deadshot ability which says when I take the aim action make a called shot you double the bonus ED receive now unfortunately I thought the only person here with ED was Alden but I would like to do whatever I can for this in order to deal with the gun servitor Yeah so what you can do is you can do a called shot action so when you make a called shot you suffer a penalty dependent on the size of the target so in this case it's like are you hitting their head are you hitting their arm hitting an eye basically you can take a penalty anywhere from one to three and for each penalty you take on the to hit roll you get that much ED and it says it doubles the ED is that what you said yeah you double the bonus ED you receive yeah so for example you can take a minus three penalty to hit so the difficulty of the test would go up by three but you would get six pumping up damage and again servitors who have a defensive one you kind of want to pump as much damage as you can in this case would it be intelligent to go for the chest to only get a little bit of lack oh in this case their defense is so low I would honestly say increase it by three just because then you're only looking because what's your what are you attacking with I have a skill of six yeah so you could like up it to a two even and then that would make them defense three and as long as you get three successes on six dice you would get four extra damage dice wait so the DN is normally just one so the DN is one so the DN goes yeah yeah so it goes so their base DN is one and then two or three for the penalty you could like you could at like if you want to go balls to the walls you could go the difficulty penalty of three like you're aiming for their eye slit or an armor joint and you would then have their defense before for when you shoot them but you would get six extra damage dice so your weapon would then go to damage seven plus seven extra damage with ap two gotcha in that case i feel as if i should fire upon their head and yeah dn3 and i'm rolling six dice which seems i'd say smart give me a favor hover over the enemy and press t uh click and t there you guys you're now targeting them and then go over to your combat tab and character sheet and then on your gun hover over it you see a little dice thing pop up to the left the name click that and it should have anything that you kind of want to enable or not over to the side if the dn's not exactly I assume yes yes okay um for some reason I am having a may call shot while aiming dead shot aim etc small though for some reason when I click three the dna's going up by four um wrong it should be weird I see stealth test oh try doing medium this would be a medium size thing no no no it's small he's he's going for small based on the the cold shot sure okay yeah yeah do the drop down the small yeah you toggle aim uh then yeah it's I mean dn it seems it's going up by four oh one sec it is okay I think it's because it might get an actual bonus against ranged attacks if it's pinned maybe that might be part of it one sec it's also the range long range would do it yeah you're at long range right now with plus two so that's why it's doing it can I move or would that mess this whole thing up yeah you can move closer absolutely all right let me uh how close can I move so your movement is five so you move five meters don't worry about the grid we're gonna ignore the grid as you drag you see that number you can go up to five meters oh I will go right here it looks like it's cover and stuff you know yeah and that should bring you closer yeah so with that close out your fire dialogue bring it back up again so it'll auto calculate the range for you and then do it okay that's small and then it should be three all right and then let me grab this oh where that's still five weird I just did it here and it works great drop down small aim check smart it's three oh with the aim check yeah that's right let's see here combat pistol uh let's see aim small yeah there we go I got three there you go yeah there we go gaming oh my god goodness gracious okay there we go so dn of three successive nine so if you want collect those two sixes there right click and then do um shift the damage you do a lot more damage uh right clicking does not appear oh sorry click yeah it'll it'll click the sixes so they'll highlight and then right click then right click them if it's working if it's not then don't worry about it it's not okay I think I can do this here yeah there you go thank you thank you all right and then funny damage roll funny damage roll funny damage roll okay 13 damage so one sec here cuz yeah okay that does work uh yeah so 13 damage with ap minus two so the servitor's resilience is actually pretty high it's seven uh you're gonna go through two of that with your ap so that's gonna leave it with five so it's gonna subtract that and take eight damage it has a total of four wounds you kill it yeah nice i i good job i pull out i feel really proud about this so i take a moment to bask in my own glory and i pull out and i start smoking the stogie okay give me a toughness no no no wait wait wait wait wait well no i was told no no no this is this is i was about to say this is actually this is actually where bricky gets one over on me is like there's not like to narratively declare that this follows the rules of the previous stogies that we've had and the combat is now over it's like the camera pans out i was told i was told this was not a lace stogie therefore who am i no you weren't i said for your speed that could have been lying who am i to ever distrust my long time friend aloysus of course you know as we established in that big flashback we've been friends for decades and as you know man i was really helpful because i studied in the apothecary and i fixed you up after that servitor crunched your guts like a totally exactly an hour ago oh man she's gonna activate this servitor down here gonna have this servitor target bruce allow me a moment i need to pee very badly i'll be right back combat claw bruce you're good crunch crunch he's like no get away no oh who will survive what will be left he does not succeed he fails yeah he fails i'm gonna save those rune points for now excellent aloysius you're up yeah well actually sorry technically um you're wounded and you know exhausted and all that but you're still standing that's cool yeah i know i sure am for now uh so i can use an action to fall back now this is gonna be weird because i've never fallen back in combat before and all the years you've played wrath and glory i've always been you know what if i'm gonna fight well yeah are you yeah are you wanting to like fire a pistol no i need to go away and go stop alden from dying so you're uh you're not exhausted yet what are you right now no no no he is exhausted so that means you only have an action so you can fall back so disengage you move half your speed and you're no longer engaged but requires an action um so if you want to disengage from melee you have to spin your action uh if you want to do extra stuff i don't know if you're exhausted you can increase the dn and no so so when you're exhausted the only action he can take right now is to fall back okay um when you fall back you don't take reflexive attack so basically i can't a op you okay um and you must take you at least half your speed in meters away from the enemy um to like somewhere away from it so you could like go over by simsul yes okay that's that is perfectly fine it's me i'm simsul you are simsul i'm gonna fall back and move over towards our good captain who is very not good right now oh if the meter if this is correct then i'm gonna put myself behind cover or as close to cover as i can and not be in the line of fire that means uh this i think we already established the white on the map is that going to be covered yeah yeah you can kind of get get behind this little cover area here absolutely yeah perfect okay all right oh i'm rotated don't worry about it okay haha yay all right that'll be my turn don't worry about it oh it's like can't fix it right now keep going i can't i can't fix that right now wow okay whatever you're doing much worse than i am friend uh the pin servitor has come up yeah the servitor by roos is gonna try to stab it roos no don't do that no oh no you're all pretty good i did i got six successes which is one enough to hit roos for some damage finally oh 12 ap3 damage so uh you'll six so you'll take six damage from this roos are we rid of four wounds to shock you're exhausted yeah i've been wounded still swinging trying to make sure you don't mess them up uh roos you can take a reactive action i would love that to attack the gun servitor who is about to try to fire this heavy bolter at you i would love to do that i will stab him with my ripper gun bayonet making sure we're all good here and rolling you're not gonna shoot my friends stab pretty much the dm was two and i stabbed him with a seven even if it was a four of the things or whatever but yeah basically stab into him you have to click the roll damage stuff um i am going to shift two to damage to these sixes that i have oh good roll good roll six and three three six and three three sixes there for for damage of 13 ap minus one oh that's right you apply damage i roll the damage my bad um yeah he's he's dead yeah nice stabs stabs into it okay okay head of gold is gone off to the side he turns to the other two you're fucking next odd stop bitch here so what did did he call me a sir outcome not be he did oh you can't hear understand him either i'll still take offense all right right neck start of the combat round uh how about we take a five minute though you ever wonder how we could afford all this amazing art and keep the production going and narrative declaration well it's because of you either you're a member of patreon a youtube member or a twitch subscriber all the way to just someone who's just willing to watch the shows whenever they come out for free and then telling people that we exist it's thanks to you that narrative declaration is able to grow to the size it is today and if you want to really help it grow even more all the revenue that we get from our merch store at narrative declaration dot shop where you can pick up game mats t-shirts posters all sorts of things that also goes directly into supporting artists animators editors players game masters anybody anybody who helps make everything to be due here successful so thank you so much to you for supporting the show either it's monetarily or just with your time thank you so much and enjoy the show who'd like to go first i like the vote that roost goes very on time i feel like roost is pretty good i am pretty proud of my shots though i i need i need to kill these two here's the thing you could multi-attack you could both use the powerful multi-attack opportunities available what does that mean multi-attack is the thing you can do where you can like shoot or attack multiple targets yeah that's what i was gonna do i was gonna stab both of these guys oh well i mean you are currently the thick of it so i think you should go excellent everyone's okay with that yeah awesome all right uh so what i shall do uh if it's okay i would like to take uh two from the glory poll we currently have five right now that's okay oh i'll allow it i'll allow it i suppose yeah simply help me with my successes here but i'll remember all right so basically i'm going to i'm going to basically multi-attack both of them i'm gonna attack uh the one top left of me top right of me both of them with their clap crab claws going trying to get me and uh bruce is going to basically stab both of them um now i haven't multi attacked before thurston is it just two so every attack every additional target no no no it's not um so how multi-attack works is it's like a multiple action but every additional attack increases the defense of every target by two okay so you'll hit both of them um and then you will basically add like in this case each target would get plus two to their defense uh you do roll them in sequence so you'll like pick like i attack this one then i attack this one okay but they will get that plus two and if it was more than it more etc etc okay and so it's different damage for each one right yeah okay all right we'll do the top left one first uh ruse is coming in basically stabbing right at him you don't all get him so uh he's pinned so yeah he definitely is pinned uh i'm gonna see if i can and my dice pool will increase from eight do the glory die glory die will apply to both of these right no they are separate checks okay i'll do it uh i'll do one for each then and just remember because it is multi-attacking you'll need to manually increase the difficulty by two yes so i'll basically go for two to four and double-checking everything and we're good no there we go no uh-oh it's okay i got five successes i got five successes for that one yeah i got two sixes and a four i got no shift to go and i critted because one of the sixes was on the wrath die so i'm gonna roll the crit that's gonna be two fives a 55 that's crimson ass the attack sears into the foe using flesh into charred ruin the assault raised the target in burning fury making a smoldering mess of sinew and bone the target suffers three wounds and is on fire and if i spent in glory plus the wound for every glory you spend um i think he's gonna die anyway so i'm very i'm confident in that um yeah roll the damage yeah so i'm gonna roll damage here that's gonna be 10 ap minus one i know he is at six and stuff and so he will also suffer the three additional wounds it'll be d3 plus one that will kill him yes that will just kill him yeah that'll go in for him so now i go in for the other guy uh which i'm gonna come in for do that i i it because when he rolled damage for some reason it auto applies the determination but these things i have to spend rune on it yeah you're fine you're fine for a second in my mind i'm like is he about to explode are you rolling to explode well no like like roost chainsaws through this thing hits one of the fuel tanks that's powering its engine that bursts into fire its face is like waxingly melting in front of you as it's blurting 56k modem connection sounds at you and it tumbles into a burning heap at your feet as you swing it around to the next yeah coming for the next one stab stab stab there we go that's nine successes and so basically i'm going to take all three two shifts oh i like that and a crit yes and a crit i'll shift all that to damage just to guarantee roll the critical hit merciless strike a blow from the foe's body steals the breath from their lungs pulverizing their innards with a nasty crunch the target suffers a mortal wound and a mortal wound for every glory i spend and of course i will roll damage against the uh only eight oh wow i feel like he's gonna i feel like he's gonna survive if i don't spend a glory feel free to i do like the idea of the glories i will um end it yeah take it yeah i'll just spend one more just to guarantee that mortal wound gets in there um so you're gonna spend one for two mortal wounds um and then it's gonna take its resilience is seven minus one so six it's gonna take two damage from that plus two mortal wounds that is just enough to kill it yay all right roos has cleared his side of the board get good scrubs how's the other side doing yeah so i can still um i can still move right uh because they're multi-actions yes yeah yeah so i can still move uh my movement is six uh so i'm gonna try i'm not gonna be able to get to him entirely uh but i'm basically going to move up to the north where that other servitor basically clamped on aloysius there as he's basically just charging at it or just kind of being all oh he's gonna take you down and uh he's he's charging into the fray so that is the end of roos's turn okay um okay the one up here is pinned so it has to move for cover so it's gonna charge into cover hey man what are you doing hey man go the other way uh roos you see that this servitor's eyes like suddenly jolt like its head is physically turned towards kelrana um you also notice just with your combat training that the other one that's kind of behind cover up here its head similarly jerks towards kelrana yeah this one rushes kelrana um and attempts to like crush her with its servo i don't do that make sure you're at your mic there i'm sure it's sure it's gonna do nothing you were sounding a little bit low so get closer to your mic just in case get closer hey don't do that hey no don't do that well it's only gonna do 10 damage to you that's 83 so it's gonna remove uh it's gonna take your resilience down to uh four so you will take six damage from this so you can roll determination indeed uh with six damage make sure to fill that in oh not bad uh that's two sixes on the die so that's four of that six you'll take four shock yeah all right and then two go to wounds and two go to wounds i've got as it looks at you spewing more modem talk at you monkey refrigerators would you say that modem talk helped or hindered i feel like modem talk is a bit of a insensitive phrase oh yeah i just kicked speaker d out of the world that makes sense you don't exist anymore i can't live without alden he unpaints them from the canvas who would like to go next i would like to shoot you don't have to seize you guys get to go now oh yeah i would love to make an argument that i should take first action here so alden doesn't die that is true we are doctors that's a good point i could possibly also compel this guy into wasting his turn i would my argument doctors without morals is that if you let that guy go he has free range to go and clobber anybody else so whoever gets to go needs to take him out and you can deal with alden later that's a fair point i mean there's the servitor in the middle servitor in the middle right there that can in fact beat the crap out of everyone else yeah so i would like to i would argue that census should shoot him and try to take him out because once he's out then you have free reign without any worry that that guy is going to come over and do it because the other ones already did his action so we would have the advantage of actions at that point so one thing that is important to note this servitor here is still um pinned the other one was in the open so it could run into cover this one's in cover it can't break cover right are you referring to the one in the left this one that has not yet gone in the middle because this one's gone already yeah but the one that's in the middle up here is has not gone but cannot cannot do anything because it is pinned so it's behind cover it can't like run to another point of cover i mean i am i am feeling the very exciting vault over cover run directly up to face and put pistol to temple the type of moment you can do it peaky blinders style do it yeah just don't miss i'm going i'm going i can move five meters right yep you got this here i am click t crap go to your combat tab click on your combat tab pistol uh aim called shot small directly in front moidor oh is like yeah yeah i got a critical hit you did you can shift to okay let me see if this will work this time oh there we go shift to damage all right now roll roll the critical hit first roll the crit first the crit read it out okay shot while you were going a well a well-aimed shot tears ragged chunks of bone and brain from the opponent's skull the foe reels such a violent strike unable to focus target suffers plus three wounds and is staggered additional win per glory you spend which i did not uh do i roll thine damage now okay uh yes you roll damage click holy 10 click dead the servitor's head explodes out as you place the barrel against the temple and pull the trigger uh a direct headshot causing brain matter to fly out and the servitor collapses forward i pull out my stogie all right we cut to all of you inside the facility blank moonlight we look back we're shooting we're killing orcs get get over here place again they're all dead we're talking to a zink god simsil the emperor's leading us to the front lines you have to support him what what blank get your bat wings on i i look down i see an eight-pointed star carved in my arm not the chaos stogie well there were flecks in that one yeah so at this point uh it should be now uh aloysus you now have a chance to go yes oh wait no there's still the one yeah that's right yeah there's still the one by kilrana so yeah uh that one's already gone so that was simsil who went so yeah aloysus you can go yippee uh i'm going to attempt to uh would this be a condition ice root for dying or would it just be a heal wounds uh just heal wounds at this point gotcha gotcha aloysus is gonna see alden's ragged corpse with horrible piercing blow done to him captain we really must stop seeing each other like this what are the other captains going to think oh my my my my jaw is breaking oh i see i see oh i'm going to fucking kill you no you're not you're going to thank me for all the augmetics i'm going to put into you back on the ship now stay still i'm gonna do my work jesus christ sorry okay yeah okay this is this just reminds me of that terrible movie gi joe the rise of cobra where at the end of it cobra commander injects destro with like nanites it's like you're my bitch now this is this is the vibe i'm just getting from the list oh yeah yeah yeah like that movie is so fucking bad but so fucking good um it has christopher eccleston as destro uh so you know if you like your ninth doctor yeah yeah yeah but like literally if he at the fucking end like randomly cobra commander who's been like a secondary bitch the whole time you're like destro's wounded he's like don't worry i've got you have some nanites you're my bitch now um and that is what elisis i'm sure is doing the horror the horror oh god the horror the horror kind of one of those uh necron mind shackle scarabs yes no i would never fuck with necron technology necron tears they are primitive they are advanced but they are primitive no these are better mind shackle scarabs ha child's play i have something better lois just whisks out a syringe of glistening cobalt fluid and begins to set about his work i can only hope that i'm human enough to kill him after this you'll be so much more than human i'm sure oh no than human more human than human sorry help me uh is there any difficult or any additional penalty imposed because he is dying uh no no not to you i don't believe so i think it's just yippee standard check dm3 check coming up medicaid that could have been better i'm gonna wrath that yes do it do it there's still a chance for complicating there's still a chance to complicate you did that nearly at the pics of a tie fighter no i can't i can't i can't do it on command no you can't do it on command it's so embarrassing so lois is at his six successes uh no shifts so let me double check oh man is someone getting amber alert yeah i'm getting yeah it's for you it's for you yeah that's all i'm just i'm just gonna be be really thankful that there's a first time chatter who is like and then cobra commander kicked destro out in the next movie thanks i'm glad that's your contribution to our cause i actually really appreciate that my shitty gi joe movie reference went through all the way out of all the first time chatter possibility possible options it's pretty up there it is it's like it's way better than a lot of them so the amber alert is actually simsoul being dragged away by ruse uh off the starports the amber alert is for fucking god damn uh alden just kidding you've turned into the frankenstein's monster no the amber alert the amber the amber alert i want to help you the amber alert is for the adventure background which is gonna be lost forever all right how much of the voice does he all and stuff well it's restore wound so uh let me check my little shorthand on here restore wound every exalted exalt restores an additional wound uh i have no exalts to shift so uno oh that's good is that uh is that one wound one wound restored enough to get him out of dying or is that three because the additional success is on top of the difficulty number uh say that again uh i'm shaking the rust off a little bit uh no no you're good you're good just it was six successes on a difficulty three test i'm just seeing how many i would restore if that's just one to bring him out of dying or it's three wounds uh well okay so if you are healing wounds here so because you can't heal dying in this this way you can um heal wounds so if you do you restore one wound to the target and then you'd use exalts to restore an additional so at this point you only do one yeah one wound yeah he's back to consciousness oh oh i was having the most horrible dream meloises you were there oh it was terrible oh oh i'm sorry captain well good news the treatment took and you're going to have a lot more wonderful dreams with me in them in the very near future what are you talking about aloysus you're not making any aloysus i understand and i agree exactly aloysus pats alden on the head good captain good captain blood running down the nose oh that that shouldn't happen that doesn't work in this patch um let me stab it up what now it's aloysus's turn or alden's turn it's alden's turn now go get him tiger go kill is it is it alton's epic and adventurous turn yes with my one wound was restored i said with an uwu voice like a moroon uh let me see okay great yeah i'm gonna struggle to my feet and i'm gonna charge this guy he's dead that was dead i like the idea i like the idea that you get up you're so disoriented you see simsel probably silhouetted by some spotlight looking like the ultimate fucking hero and you're like no he's gonna get up and attack you oh wait with with a small whiff of of uh stokey smoke coming behind the silhouette yeah oh yes i'm sorry it's the wrong way i'm gonna run over here and then charge this guy yeah he's going second time's a charm all right let's go um it's a power sword uh what do we get for charging again yeah i just click this little thing here oh question are you exhausted because i don't know if you can oh yeah yeah if i can't do all that please do stop me uh well let's see at this point you are uh are you exhausted no you're not exhausted okay you're good yeah he's not exhausted uh you got three successes i don't think you're gonna get much better it's a it's a defense yeah nothing okay and i'll do 13 damage ap minus three like even in your drunken ramblings you kill this thing now that's dr captain alden rosh to you thank you dr captain alden rosh you saved me you're very welcome dr captain captain carona my brain now no no and it's strangling her you get sober how can you i thought you would promote me separates both of you and now now alden we're not supposed to kill this xenos all right that's very good as far as i can hold on xenos i thought i was just ugly i got my my earmuffs on you are ugly and a xenos that's right that's right hello everyone i was shot by a heavy bolter and i can taste my teeth and my jaws all sore you're supposed to be able to taste your teeth man they're in your mouth but what do yours taste like helrona um that's a weird question never mind mine tastes like smoke i didn't ask you but it is good to know mine don't taste like smoke mine tastes like ivory and wood ivory and i'm also tasting ivory and wood that's the same thing man no no it's no it's not what are you talking about it's different those are two different things one is enamel the other is not it's wood that's right would you even call yourself a mammal with all those augmentates oh no i'm so far beyond that you wouldn't have any idea if you look lois leans over if you had any idea what i looked like under this chassis you would be whistling too does anyone remember i can't whistle get a room does anyone remember the the the briefing i seem to of course i swear to fucking god i swear to fucking god is the end of this session could it be speaker trading in the hero point to get the actual mission it's a good thing you all remember that yeah i'll think back to that briefing i'm gonna spend a hero point um or wrath thurston can you sorry yes a wrath point uh thurston can you please uh deliver to alden the briefing but not the one for this mission uh for a different mission okay one second okay remember is it better to run elevators with man or machine that's right yeah just remind you fucker i was just pulling that i'm gonna read that whole quote again just you fucking wait i like to spend a wrath point to convince alden that he remembers again oh that's right i do i'm so impressionable once i've had brain trauma the the memory flies back to you alden beautiful this elevator is a perfect example of the weakness of the flesh query do you calculate more crops will be acquired if holy servitors powered this elevator absolutely not humanity is made in the emperor's image if he wanted us to alter our forms he would have decreed it himself you beirious fool anger predictable perhaps if the laborers and yourself were more logically inclined they would not believe foolish myths and the righteous works of the omnisire would be continue undisturbed perhaps if the blasphemous mechanicus weren't so keen to enter the forbidden ruins and convert every injured citizen into a soulless servitor people would trust the more you there new arrivals what do you think should elevators be powered by glorious manpower or cold machinery ricky for context this was like the first social encounter that this group added is fucking this campaign i don't need context man i'm on board with this already i this is fantastic to me i'm gonna put my hand on simsil's shoulder all right simsil i'm gonna level with you get on my level there's a grain silo you're not gonna believe who's in it is it horace what is do you people still use grain horace was on a different no it can't be horse i stole him bruce bruce were you there the day you uh you slew the emperor no i was the one who slew horse and the other horse you're not on this bit it happened yeah i'm trying to get on this bit though you're on a different track i'm getting you on it you're not you know you know what you're doing right now zorion it's like the ending of titanic where like there's the door and then there's bricky hanging off the side and rather than not just moving over and making room for him you're like nah it's taken and you're pushing him deeper and deeper down you're the one who pretty much destroyed the boat so both of you could fall without doing the fucking briefing all right let's continue on good bits everybody all right good bit streamer so you're recalling the briefing all right all right everyone our mission is to determine the elevator but before we do anything with the elevators aloysus i need more blood please oh yes you need more blood of course captain of course captain aloysus you can regroup remember if you regroup um if you regroup you can heal a single character's wounds during a regroup they gain a number of wounds equal to your medicaid dice pool so that's great that's good news for him yeah yeah exactly uh who all has a medicaid dice pool because we can we can kind of patch everybody up mine's one i don't need patching as long as long as you have at least a point in medicaid yeah you can't just do it i've got i got six uh i have seven nice holy hell yeah mine's one oh my god you see like when when roost was a doctor um along with like helping out getting arms to the field basically he would stand in the tent and then people would go by and he was with his other ogre people he's all he's dead he's dead he's gonna make it he's dead he's dead he's like oh you're really good at this you should be a doctor he's all maybe i am a doctor i could tell who's an all over dad he's all that's very good that's very cool and so he would just keep he was people watching actually that's why he thinks he's a doctor it's incredible so basically as we all we group um the premise we are a medicaid thing i'll heal one wound um i'm so sorry i don't remember the rule on this one there's an i i forgot the read up on it um you get our shock back medicaid healing oh shock back yeah so um you can use medicaid to restore shock um otherwise once yeah you need a medkit which you know i would hope the medicaid has right so uh unless we level up right last adventure this one i sure as hell don't have one okay okay you're telling me you don't have a bombardment cannon that's how crude okay um so otherwise then you're gonna have to get it through uh resting and read so i think i don't know i think you might regain shock a bit a bit sooner than this one sec am i the actual doctor then with a medicaid of seven i guess you are 10 oh yeah you're the nurse oh here we go uh respite respite if you spend at least six hours resting your shock and wounds are reduced to zero that's it otherwise you would have to spend um otherwise you'd have to spend other currency to restore your shock well we remember that the briefing wasn't like urgent or anything right we can just sit up here for six hours of course yeah we just camp in somewhere hold a point well obviously i think we need to penetrate into the facility like how the bolter penetrated into my brain yeah i'll remember that you shouldn't have a penetration into your brain captain that the serum should have taken care of that it should have patched that up i love numbers yes you yes that's good that's very good that's very good what are your favorite numbers captain what are your favorite numbers this is how you get his password like what are your favorite numbers like this is the fucking like this is your fucking like i get the codes to your ship this way jesus christ bruce will pick up alden and start going to a safer location uh maybe like downstairs more into the facility but like kind of like more into okay instead of outside so as you look around um there is there's a heavy set of blast doors up here marked with the great cog and skull of the adeptus mechanic that's it is sealed that feels like the direction that we should probably go can you give me a ballistic skill test can i do something different i'm sorry wait wait it's really stupid in my head like i don't know why i'm thinking like a source filmmaker thing of the heavy weapons guy doing this but like all right so imagine roost comes up to the door right and he sees this big iron door and he sees a panel like you know those panels and like space ring too they have like those big buttons or whatever uh roost bruce basically just kind of does one finger on it but it's but his finger's so big he presses like multiple buttons and i want to spend a wrath and he pressed the right sequence of buttons magically with that one finger press and it opens i fucking hate you give me your wrath dice he will never know the code hey team which way is the way to the elevator um i think probably this way the right side there on the map you know if i had to guess i would say i'm not sure now i propose this for thurston are you okay with this bullshit or you want me to like do this oh yeah yeah yeah of course all right no no no no no of course of course i i can always you know that's delicious i can always scout ahead with my brain or we can just walk right in all right i don't know being out here they were shooting guns at us and who knows who else gonna shoot at us you know what fair enough we we could know if i send my brain ahead what you can't use your brain like that it's in your head well i can i can project my eyes lock up my brain lock up movie i could access the local net you you know i could do that right no i don't get this gal bruce they're talking gobbledygook sir that's a big word for you bruce i learned it yesterday he's super proud he beams it's beautiful hell yeah thurston do you want to do you want to go unleashed for this oh wait sorry oh sorry you're just right back at it hey thurston you know you could become unleashed you know you could not be a complete fucking wuss so no scarbrand yeah i'd love to see scarbrand thurston you know scarbrand will open the door yeah he hates doors true he hates knocking sounds yeah he he stands in the door he hates it slightly less look i have an mmo okay yes i'll be oh yes can i look for a local access point either like a servo skull mounted in a wall another servitor unit a door servitor unit or some kind of cogitator okay so yes you can um however as you do you see that that that device is literally the device that ruse um like finger handled and you can tell that because of the way that uh zurn phrased the use of the wrath not to do it again is he entered the right code but then rendered it inoperable by smashing it with the weight of his fingers right manual overrides my favorite okay uh hmm man if only we had somebody that could see remotely yeah if only we had one of those people one of those freaks who could see with their minds anyways i'm using a computer now that's ridiculous i see with my eyes yeah damn that's crazy i wish i had eyes still me too i'm gonna eye i'm gonna eye the edge of this uh the this rooftop of this landing pad i i guess to paint the picture a bit better for us like i i put us here just as if like we went to a lower level or so and we're looking at the entrance of a door into the facility like we're already i mean is the door open because you smashed it okay so you realize that what this what this grate is is there is like a a ladder that goes down the grate to the to the like upper floor so as you look down you can tell it ends in a room and then that room goes off you'll have to climb down the ladder to get on to the to the top floor of the facility yeah now you can look down there with your mind magic okay are we sure are you sure yeah not really yeah i don't want to do it yes just do it you're the one who does we all know what we're here to do all right i'm rolling scryer's gaze i'm gonna look ahead do you want to push it no oh okay no i don't just don't complicate it's just that simple just don't roll one and your wrath die oh because i'm wounded uh i should have healed up during that yes so everyone's full so make sure you take off all your debuffs and everything else yes do that combat tab put your wounds and shock to zero and on the effects tab make sure like wounded and stuff like that is not on you and also take off conceal indeed uh so my dn should be lower in that case i believe scryer's gaze is dn five by default if i recall yeah we can we can still calculate for it what is what is increasing my dn here uh regardless i only got four successes um so i am going to spend my last wrath to reroll spinning a wrath spinning a wrath no more wrath spinning a wrath oh wait i have to put it on my sheet there yeah you have no more left wrath subtracted you're wrathless it's all gone all right we're good my range is five thousand meters excellent you got nine successes now up it to be fifty thousand meters yeah you know you know yeah actually i do want it to be fifty thousand meters just in case this facility is really really deep forty thousand meters wow just like the warhammer just like the warhammer they said the thing all right fifty thousand meters kelrana is going to sit and kind of meditate and just start scoping out cool um you you traverse down and then into the room um and you're able to get a sense of the first area um what you can see is a hallway-ish area that breaks off into several smaller hallways each of them are filled with single occupied cells the cells have chairs in the middle all of the doors are open and the cells empty this is some sort of prison um an empty prison notably yes all of the doors are open um i as you are looking you are maneuvering about you are seeing something and then suddenly um you're you're seeing the area there's there's there's very little noise here except ambience you're you're you're using your mind sight to to peruse through as you do um suddenly various vox hymns begin blasting this cacophonous uh sound give me a difficulty to toughness test oh toughness yeah all right uh roll please please there we go i've failed okay you are blasted out of your mind by the hymns that are blasting out from that area sent back to your body as though like you you've been pushed out of the facility from your mental scrying uh by these like very discordant blasts of vox hymnal there isn't even language in it it's just was ear piercing sound uh like the sounds the servitors were making just on a whole different level it's like several modems going yeah carona's gonna come back just oh oh oh oh headache oh that's bad or is it a brain freeze i hate those oh yeah yeah yeah fucking yeah so we're at a prison of course as you remember for the briefing all of the cells are open nobody's inside so jailbreak naturally you should ask alden a little bit about those headaches i'm so sorry there's i'm sorry we were supposed to like wrangle everyone up again right i forget i probably no no the brief the briefing clearly said the prisoners were here incorrectly and we're actually here to talk to them to bring them back to the imperial light was that was that before or after the uh situation where it was opposite world hey thurston uh it it was before the gene stealers arrived oh yeah i have scholar one what do i need can i roll to see if i recall if that information is correct if you if you roll a six if you roll a six on its dice roots okay there it is well it's a four it's a four oh oh well damn i lost wow well next time we're gonna come back to hear ruse's um maybe not entirely accurate interpretation of the briefing that's how we're gonna start next session everybody thanks for coming to wrath and glory thank you all so much for watching this episode of wrath and glory everyone's socials down below and stuff like that please follow everybody thank you brickie for joining us for this episode and we will be doing this uh weekly throughout november but of course if you're watching this far in the future thanks for watching and uh we've got we hope you guys had a fantastic time so long everyone and goodbye bye bye bye bye bye bye 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