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Willy Wonka AI, White House Hell, and the Aaron Bushnell Battle Droid Meltdown

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Opening Music Super Smash Bros Melee Opening and Menu Music

https://youtu.be/Damxx4K_Yo8?feature=shared

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fI5AcN6eOSw

 

Viva Frei Encounters Possum

https://x.com/thevivafrei/status/1762284548329517452?s=20

 

Jimmy Johns Can’t Accept Cash

https://x.com/roller2426/status/1762198767095452091?s=20

 

Cereal for Dinner

https://youtu.be/tdI4knGANGw?feature=shared

 

Wendy’s “Surge” Pricing

https://youtu.be/iCzoovB8uJo?feature=shared

 

Lunar Lander Tipped Over

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/technology/lunar-lander-tips-over-on-the-moon/vi-BB1iVR8I

 

Google Gemini Apology

https://blog.google/products/gemini/gemini-image-generation-issue/

 

Woman Set to Marry AI Hologram

https://x.com/BrianRoemmele/status/1762951268358881347?s=20

 

Ameca AI

https://youtu.be/VXlpF3DrVP0?feature=shared

 

Willy Wonka Fabricated Event

https://x.com/CultureCrave/status/1762739767471714379?s=20

https://x.com/bklynb4by/status/1763014020280324312?s=20

https://www.ign.com/articles/willy-wonka-experience-event-ai-generated-script-unknown-character-no-chocolate

 

Jordan Peterson Modern Church is Shallow

https://x.com/JoshuaTCharles/status/1761889427574677743?s=20

 

Kicking the Bible

https://youtube.com/shorts/VhVWAerC6PU?feature=shared

 

Pastor Says Jesus had Gay Friends

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/p5hGV8E8G20

 

Terrible National Anthem Op

https://x.com/JebraFaushay/status/1762854473318187186?s=20

 

White Rural Rage

https://x.com/BrandonStraka/status/1763224194848870502?s=20

 

Boomer Crying About Christian Nationalism (Thinks They’re in Power)

https://x.com/charliekirk11/status/1762532449907855795?s=20

 

Christian Nationalism Where Are Rights Derived

https://x.com/BishopBarron/status/1761125620388356603?s=20

 

Trudeau Global Skepticism About Democracy

https://x.com/disclosetv/status/1762164068595474524?s=20

 

Dr. Phil Problem Solvers

https://x.com/VigilantFox/status/1763062626534207499?s=20

 

Trump and Biden Border Visit Cringe

https://x.com/DogRightGirl/status/1763235101901566422?s=20

 

Secret Immigrant Shelter Posing as Hotel

https://x.com/RCamposDuffy/status/1762132518432813201?s=20

 

Mayor of Athens Lives in a Word World

https://x.com/CollinRugg/status/1762867817035211008?s=20

https://x.com/RepMikeCollins/status/1762848748873371821?s=20

 

Biden Says Trump Can’t Remember Wife’s Name

https://x.com/CollinRugg/status/1762473561263144985?s=20

 

Biden Account Tweets Dark Brandon Clip

https://x.com/JoeBiden/status/1762892259370914281?s=20

 

Biden Says Ceasefire in Gaza by Next Weekend

https://x.com/AP/status/1762304175679865251?s=20

 

Government Shutdown

https://www.cnn.com/2024/02/26/politics/government-shutdown-deadline-congress/index.html

 

Biden Government Shutdown Over Ukraine

https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/biden-calls-congressional-leaders-talk-ukraine-aid-government/story?id=107553901

https://x.com/RNCResearch/status/1762523336150536567?s=20

 

Chuck Schumer Threatens Americans Again

https://x.com/TaraBull808/status/1762858948162695462?s=20

 

Trump is Putin (“Ukraine is Cheap” Rhetoric)

https://x.com/ericswalwell/status/1761765759632494986?s=20

 

How Ukrainian Money Laundering Works

https://x.com/RepJasonCrow/status/1762214512780780019?s=20

 

Israeli Aid Causes “Chaotic Scene”

https://www.cnn.com/videos/world/2024/02/29/gaza-food-aid-truck-gathering-israel-idf-civilians-dead-vpx.cnn

 

Aaron Bushnell’s Last Words

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/BJpWOikX9jU

 

TikToker Loses it Over Bushnell (Possible Op)

https://www.tiktok.com/@dylantroesken/video/7340399114699492651

 

Battle Droids Freaking Out Over Bushnell

https://x.com/MarinaMedvin/status/1762298955440800004?s=20

 

Pro-Palestinians Invade Florida Synagogue

https://x.com/GnasherJew/status/1762774182562013215?s=20

 

U of Kentucky Turning Point Event Interrupted

https://x.com/MarinaMedvin/status/1762994720450474206?s=20

 

California School Beset by Anti-Israeli Mob

https://x.com/HeidiBachram/status/1762620356894859296?s=20

 

Guardian Opinion Piece (Excerpt at the End About Left vs Right Political Violence)

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2024/feb/28/aaron-bushnell-self-immolation-gaza-israel

 

Vaccine Victim Offered MAID

https://slaynews.com/news/canadian-doctors-admit-covid-booster-shot-paralyzed-woman-offer-euthanize/

 

Brett Weinstein “Enemy Action”

https://x.com/UngaTheGreat/status/1762167344493703610?s=20

 

Pizza Delivery Guy Saves Family from House Fire

https://twitter.com/tradingMaxiSL/status/1763144726709256535

 

Closing Music “New York New York” by Clank Sinatra (BroodiestBoar54)

https://youtu.be/LxfmyoENCno?feature=shared

 

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