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[upbeat music] And the song ends just like that from Haste the Day, Liminal, featuring Silent Planet. I'm not sure if it's featuring the actual whole band Silent Planet, or if it's just featuring Garrett, the, the vocalist of Silent Planet. I'm assuming it's just, just Garrett. Anyway, it's Peaches Pip Party on this fine Monday, uh, March 2nd, 2026. Already into March. If you wanna get ahold of me, uh, you can over at 208-535-1015. Don't forget, uh, this weekend, uh, well, we, we lose an hour unfortunately, but one lucky listener will win a Nintendo Switch 2 bundle, thanks to Brent Gordon Law. Make sure to sign up within the apps. Sign up once on the KBEAR app. If you've already done so, you're good to go. Uh, if you haven't signed up on Alt and Cannonball, those apps there, definitely do so. Those... That's three entries right there for you into the drawing, and I'll play the Mario sounder a few times the, this afternoon. Be caller 20 when you hear it to earn yourself an extra entry in that way. You can keep stacking up those entries if you keep hearing the Mario sounder. I believe, uh, Tanner Duke, the last time we did make the Switch, he ended up with like 10 entries into the drawing. He kept being my winner, so yeah. It, it could be like that for you. Anyway, so yeah. My weekend went by extremely fast, uh, as per usual. Nothing really much... nothing really to say there other than the fact I slept in, enjoyed my time off, but I'm back here for the start of a brand-new week. My entire feed was just filled with people saying that Jim Carrey got cloned. That's not the real Jim Carrey that attended whatever aw- award ceremony that was. And there was comparisons. There was people saying like, "Well, no, it was actually this makeup artist by the name of Alexis Stone that dressed up as Jim Carrey and it was a whole stunt." Uh, there's so many people out there who are just downright crazy now, and I think it's because of 2020. They'll believe anything. I think with everybody, uh, cooping themselves up or making themselves isolated in 2020, I feel like everybody back then just, uh, sort of went down a deep rabbit hole on YouTube, started like believing in all this crap. [laughs] You know? Uh, anybody can put out any conspiracy theory at all and believe it. Uh, personally, the Jim Carrey w- Jim Carrey just looked old, and he looked like he had some operations. That's about it, but there was all these clips of him going crazy on Jimmy Kimmel back on the d- back in the day saying something like, uh, "Oh, I'm a p..." Like, "This is the Illuminati symbol. You would know about this, Jimmy." Like all this stuff, and y- there's always been this, uh, whole chain of conspiracy theories about celebrities getting cloned and all that weird stuff. We, we really dove deep into it. Not... But not really dove deep, but more so talked about it more on the Noon Hour of Madness and Mayhem. If you missed out on that earlier today, that podcast episode will be hopefully up, uh, at some point this afternoon. Um, I have not uploaded the past like three episodes of that. I know I need to catch up on both the Noon Hour of Madness and Mayhem, as well as, uh, my podcast, Peaches Pip Party, both of which you can hear on demand wherever you get your podcasts or at riverbendmediagroup.com. Click on "Podcasts" right then on there. Um, that's about it for right now. We'll talk about some more random crap coming up here in just a few on KBEAR 101. [whooshing sound] All right. So I haven't seen the full video, but apparently... I already knew about the burger that was coming out from McDonald's. Um, it's called the Big Arch. I believe it's supposed to be bigger than the Big Mac. The big burger features two quarter-pound patties. Uh, it says a delicious Big Arch sauce, which sounds horrible, and of course some lettuce along with crispy onions and pickles. Now, the CEO tried it on video, and if you look at the CEO, he does not look like a guy who eats a lot of McDonald's. He looks like every dude from LA, maybe even like the Bay Area, that shops exclusively at Whole Foods, Erewhon, only eats like kale [laughs] and drinks, uh, protein smoothies. He kinda looks like that guy Jack from, uh, 30 Rock. I forgot Jack's last name. He kinda looks like that dude. But he's sitting there with the packaging, with the McDonald's, uh, Big Arch burger, sitting there, and he opens it up. He tries taking a bite. Have you ever seen one of those Carl's Jr. commercials where a model, quote-unquote, "eats" like their latest and greatest burger? Every single burger has to be bigger and better than the one previous. Big food to me is just gross. Like, why do I need such a huge burger? Just give me a regular-sized patty, regular-sized burger overall. Give me all the flavor. That's all I need. I don't need two quarter-pounder beef patties and all the toppings on top of it. No, thanks. But it was so funny 'cause he takes a bite out of it, but he looks like Squidward when he tries a Krabby Patty for the first time. He struggles to eat it. And again, he calls the, uh, the burger a product a- at the fast food chain. He calls it a product. Not necessarily the latest burger that's m- the most delicious. No, just a product. You can tell this guy never actually eats McDonald's. And just, m- uh, what's it called? Banks makes all the money from McDonald's. Just makes it all. [laughs] That's about it. What an easy job, CEO of McDonald's. Give me a break. [whooshing] All right. We gotta talk about this thing blowing up online called an alpha divorce. No, it's not a legal breakup. It's apparently when a dude goes, uh, hiking with his girlfriend or wife and just takes off ahead, leaves her on the trail. Straight up abandons her, uh, mid-hike. That's the trend. It started after a, uh, viral TikTok where a woman said the guy she was literally with ran ahead and just disappeared. Millions of views later, women everywhere are chiming in saying, "Yep, happened to me too." I didn't realize this was a common thing. This is like garbage behavior, dude. I, I usually find stuff funny. I usually find like the worst things funny, but this is just awful. Like, this is t- this is dumb. HorribleNot, not funny, not alpha, not proving you're outdoorsy. You just look like a selfish idiot. [laughs] Hiking rule number one, and ev-every outdoors guy knows this, you move at the pace of the slowest person in your group. Usually when I'm hiking with my friends back in SoCal, of course, I'm the slowest guy. You know, that's not relationship advice. This is basic safety. You don't leave b-people behind on trails, period. People get lost. People get hurt. Phones die. Weather changes. Wasn't it last week where I talked about that story where the one dude, like, basically ditched his girlfriend, uh, trying to climb Mount Everest, or they were trying to, to, uh, descend Mount Everest? Well, he left her, and then she died, and people are blaming him. He's, he just intentionally did so. If you're ditching your partner because they're slower than you, uh, you just... I, I don't know what to say. D-bag of the day material right there. That's, that's honestly about it. [whooshing] Maybe I should have saved this for the, uh, Shot Clock Sports Update, but I just watched the video, and it's, it's downright funny. This, uh, marathon runner, he for some reason can't just sit there on a flight. Well, I mean, the flight is 11 hours, so I understand. Maybe he's, like, my size and can't really fit into one of those seats for that long of time. I mean, heck, even if I go on a plane, and it's for, like, two hours, I, I usually... And I, I don't get claustrophobic, but I'm just like, "Get me out of here, please. I'm sardined into this seat. I'm touching the person next to me. It's awful." But this guy, this, uh, marathon runner, he ran a 5K in the airplane bathroom, and by the looks of the video, he, he looks nowhere near the size of me. I uploaded a video, uh, I believe... Yeah, I did, in the KBEAR101 Idaho Rock and Metal Facebook group, of me just trying to stand in the airplane bathroom. It's, uh, quite puny. This guy is running around in circles. Not even running. He's just doing this weird, like, jogging in place thing, and he supposedly ran a 5K in the airplane bathroom during the 11-hour flight. He filmed himself jogging in tight circles, stepping on and off the toilet like it was a gym bench, somehow clocking 5.53 kilometers in just an hour. His clip has gotten 1.4 million views and, unsurprisingly, a whole lot of comments, with many feeling for the other passengers needing to use the bathroom while he hogged it for a workout. Not even that. It, it, it feels like you would shake the plane. Like, I usually get quite concerned now. I've talked about this on the air. Every single time that I'm on a flight now, s- the, the slightest bit of turbulence, I freak out internally. I start grabbing the seat in front of me, and usually there's people with the seatbelt sign on. You're supposed to be sitting down when the seatbelt sign is on. Nope. There are people who just take them off, walk up and down the aisle. We could be taking off, and there'd be that one jerk, that one dude who just gets up, starts [laughs] walking up and down the, the, uh, the aisle there. I can't imagine i- this g- I can't imagine hearing footsteps and wondering, "What on earth is that? Is there some sort of rodent in the bathroom?" No. It's this, uh, r- running addict just acting like the Tasmanian Devil in the, in the stall. I mean, you should, you should see the video. His name is Dom Stroh. Is that how you say it? D-O-M S-T-R-O-H. Watch the TikTok and look how dumb it is. [whooshing] Even though violence is still an issue in Mexico, FIFA president Gianni Infantino... Infantino? Is that how you say it? Says the World Cup will go on this summer... Oh, boy. And, uh, remains confident matches hosted in Mexico this summer will be a party, is what he said. Of course, the government and law enforcement in Mexico are doing all they can to keep things under control and safe, but the world will be watching. Not me. It's not surprising that Infantino will do all he can to keep this on the rails, especially since the, uh, World Cup generates between $10 and... [laughs] 10 and $13 billion in revenue. [laughs] $10. I'd pay $10 to cancel the World Cup. That's for sure. [laughs] Got, gotta protect that golden goose, you know. He needs it to go on. Forget the conflict. Let's watch some soccer games. Oh, boy. Gross. Anyway, spring training is a time where fans find out interesting tidbits about their, uh, top prospects. For example, New York Mets relief pitching prospect Ryan Lambert throws 100 miles per hour and looks to get any advantage he can from what he eats. Uh, two years ago, Lambert saw a video proclaiming the benefits of eating raw eggs, and he gave it a try in hopes of building muscle, increasing his recovery rate. I'm sure he just watched a clip of Rocky, you know, drinking the, uh, eggs out of the blender. He decided to eat 30 raw eggs per day for one entire month. Lambert said, "Day one, it was an adjustment for sure, but I'm not a chicken." N- pun intended, I feel like. "I like a little adversity and challenge. It kind of gets me going." There's no, uh... I don't see anything here about how great it is for him or how, uh, beneficial it is for him. It just says that he's, he's currently eating 30 raw eggs per day. That's disgusting. Even though NFL owners won a ruling to keep the Players Association scorecards for each team private, the results have leaked anyway, obviously. The Miami Dolphins reached the highest, or received the highest overall grade.Followed by the Minnesota Vikings and Washington Commanders, the Pittsburgh Steelers received the lowest grade, followed by the Arizona Cardinals and the Cleveland Browns. The scorecards rank such categories as treatment of families, home field, travel, food, dining, locker rooms, weight rooms, and all coaches and management, among other factors. That is it for your Shot Clock Sports Update right here on KBEAR one-o-one. [whooshing] All right, if you're sitting there frustrated, sending resumes into that black hole of Indeed and hearing nothing back, here's something for you. 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You're cleaning offices, restrooms, sweeping, mopping, nothing complicated. You work independently in a secure building, knock it out, and go home. If you're dependable and don't need someone hovering over you all night, this is easy, consistent money. Find this job and many others like it at HireEastIdaho.com. It's Peaches Pit Party, now with a band that's gonna be, I believe, in Salt Lake City on March 27th, I think. 

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Might be a different date. The, uh, correct date is on our concert calendar. I'm talking about Lamb of God. Here's the, uh, title track off of their upcoming album, "Into Oblivion," on KBEAR one-o-one. [whooshing] I've talked about it on the show before, how I tune into different radio shows around the country. Sometimes I'll go to Sirius XM, and I was listening to the, uh, Wrap-Up Show with, uh, Gary Dell'Abate, AKA Baba Booey, and John Hein, and they were talking in depth about the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. Like I said, it means nothing whatsoever. But people are so, uh, I mean, mostly old dudes are so, uh, enthralled with this. Is that the right word? I don't know. But, uh, I even get a whole little thing here every single day in the, uh, radio prep telling me, "Hey, this is the Rock Hall Fan Vote recap, week one. Phil Collins in the lead. Uh, Phil Collins fans have pushed him out to a sizable lead in the first week of the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame's, uh, fan votes. With close to one point six million votes cast as of Sunday night, uh, Phil sits atop the leaderboard with a hundred and seventy-three thousand votes, followed in the top five by P!nk [laughs] with a hundred and twenty-one thousand votes. New Edition, a hundred and twenty thousand, Luther Vandross, Vandross, and Billy Joel at four and five with roughly a hundred and sixteen thousand each." I guess you can vote for up to seven artists once a day through April third. If you really wanted to waste time doing that, just go to rockhall.com. There you go. [whooshing] So here's the situation. Young people, I say that as an old almost thirty-year-old. Uh, young people these days, especially that Gen Z crowd [laughs] are getting tired of the endless swipe treadmill of dating apps and, uh, trying to f- trying something totally different to meet people in real life. Instead of another boring dinner or awkward bar scene, they're literally using wrestling matches as a way to connect physically and socially. The core event at the center of this thing is called, is something called wrestling speed dating. Basically, an organized singles event where the activity is wrestling. And yes, that means, uh, physical contact right up front rather than messaging for weeks, which I mean, uh, you know, it kinda sounds a little, little off, a little risque. You know, it popped off in places like Brooklyn on Valentine's Day, where a crowd of eighteen to twenty-four-year-olds showed up to a loft space. Uh, techno music, mats on the floor, and I guess it's a, there's a, it's part nightclub, part casual club hang, and, uh, part athletic contest. Instead of swiping right and hoping for chemistry, the idea is to flirt with everyone in the room, wrestle one person, and see if you leave connected afterwards, socially or ro- or romantically. I, I would not be able to be successful with this at all. [laughs] I would walk in there, if I was still single, I'd walk in there l- looking like The Big Show with that stupid, like, one singlet over my shoulder, the other one down. Nobody would be within ten feet of me, let alone try to wrestle me. [laughs] I was reading about this going, "What on earth are they doing?" I mean, I've, it's, it seems like a fun idea, but still. [laughs] It's like me playing element- play, uh, me back in elementary school playing Red Rover. Uh, nobody was sending me over. [whooshing] It is Peaches Pit Party right here on KBEAR one-o-one. Slaughter to Prevail is one of those bands that I've been wanting to see live for the longest time, which is funny because I'm usually the guy that avoids the mosh pit like the plague. I know the entire floor is going to be insane [laughs] at this, uh, at this, uh, show. Coming to the complex Friday, March 27th, Slaughter to Prevail with Whitechapel and Attila on that bill too. Uh, I'm planning to hopefully be there. There's a very real chance I'm rolling down with, once again, Maddie from down the hall, our graphic designer, AKA Mad Dog, the Maddie Kid. So if you see her in, her in the pit, um, try not to knock her on her butt. That's what happened to her at the Hollywood Undead show. She got clobbered in that pit. I think she crowd surfed at that, uh, at that show too. I'm also hoping, fingers crossed, to line up interviews with, uh, Alex Terrible and Phil Bozeman from Whitechapel. That would be absolutely massive. I still have that giant flag hung up right there behind my computer. I stare at it whenever I'm gaming on my PC. Mohawk Mikey, shout out to him. He gave me that a few years ago, which I one hundred percent still owe him for. So that thing might be making an appearance too, trying to get Phil to sign it. If you want details on that show and everything else coming through the region, I believe our concert calendar is now sitting at, like, one hundred and ten shows. Look at our concert calendar at riverbendmediagroup.com. Or honestly, don't even try to remember that. Just use the shortcut inside the KBEAR one-o-one app. Way easier. Metal Night in Salt Lake City. I mean, you get that Slaughter to Prevail, Whitechapel, and Attila show that night. And then that Saturday, Lamb of God, uh, Sanguisuga Bog, Fit for an Autopsy, and, uh, Kublai KhanThat next night too. I might need to go both shows. You know, make it a weekend of just metal. Unfortunately, my, uh, my girlfriend I think will not be going to those shows 'cause it's too heavy for her. Too screamy is what she would say. [whooshing] What's that phrase? There's always a, uh, silver lining. Does that mean something positive? I'm not exactly sure. I just, uh, I've heard that phrase a whole bunch, never bothered to look it up. But you know how the, the East Side of the United States has been getting nonstop snow? Every single person here in Idaho has been posting, "But where's the snow?" I've been annoying the crap out of my girlfriend by, uh, repeating that, just mocking those people, mimicking those people, I should say. "Where's the snow?" You know, that, that, that was posted so many times this winter in the Life In Idaho Falls group. I almost left it. I think I muted it for the short ... I, what, what I've been doing as of late is I've been, uh, sort of like trolling [laughs] the Life In Idaho Falls Facebook group. I, uh, posted about how when there's a red, red hand, uh, a right-hand red arrow, uh, you cannot turn until it turns green. That's 100% the fact. That's 100% the law. If you go through it and there's a cop nearby, you get ticketed. You would learn this if you tuned into Traffic School Powered by the Advocates every Friday morning at 8:45. So I posted about that twice, and some people are getting so butthurt in that comment section. I might start just posting controversial things in there all the time. I had ... Yeah, so there's a, there's a local church in Idaho Falls that kinda looks like a skate ramp. I, uh, took a picture of it and, uh, ga- put it through ChatGPT and said, "Hey, could you add a guy riding a skateboard down this ramp?" Sure enough, it gives me that. I was contemplating on posting that, but then I'm, I'm afraid the, uh, there might be some people saying I'm like, you know, 

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d- d- is it defaming or ruining the image of a religious building? Which I don't necessarily want to make that crowd upset, you know? I just [laughs] wanna b- be funny. That- that's it. And, uh, I was also thinking of doing some sorta thing, some sorta dumb post about the, uh, bird scooters that everyone is, uh, so upset by. But going back to this whole snow thing. Um, New York City specifically has received so much snow. B- uh, but, but it's getting rid of the rats. Well, it's sort of saying, "Hey, there's gonna be, there, there, there might be fewer rats." Uh, wrote, an expert said the prolonged cold weather could kill some rats and cause others to have fewer babies, resulting in a smaller population in the spring. 'Cause usually New York is the rattiest city in America. I think they got dethroned by Chicago, um, not that l- I think it was j- just this year. Uh, Chicago the number one rattiest city in America, which is not a title you want at all, you know? [laughs] You don't wanna be known for having rats just walking around everywhere. But I guess the, uh, the snow just covering the East Side of the United States really did help out. You r- you know? I, I've thoroughly enjoyed our winter here, unlike, uh, most people, again, posting, "Where's the snow?" in the Life In Idaho Falls Facebook group. [whooshing] I still can't believe grown men are just going after Pokémon cards like their life savings depends on them. You know, this 39-year-old Florida man accused of going into Target, loading up on expensive trading card boxes, and then, uh, pairing them with cheap 99 cent taco seasoning packets, and only scanning and only paying for the taco seasoning at self-checkout. Then he'd walk out, resell the cards on eBay. Yeah. Authorities say he did this around 75 times at Target stores from Miami to Orlando. Ended up generating nearly $40,000 in revenue off these stolen cards with more than $10,000 in loss to Target itself. And if, get this, if he's convicted on all counts, he could face up to 90 years in prison. I mean, you've heard of creative side hustles, but that might be the weirdest one yet. If you're gonna steal something, maybe don't make packets of taco seasoning your accessory. 90 years in prison. Absolutely absurd. I should've saved this for, uh, What The Headline? But that's coming up, uh, here in just a few on Peach's Pip Party. [whooshing] All right, I think I found an even more absurd, uh, Florida man story for What The Headline? This Florida man may want to switch to decaf, is how this article begins, after he's, uh, released from jail on charges for assaulting a fast food drive-through worker with a frozen coffee drink. 

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Again, fast food employees, man oh man, do they need to be paid a whole lot more. Daniel Abramowitz. Abramowitz? Is that how you say his last name? He was cuffed outside a McDonald's after the worker called 911 to report being struck in the head and soaked with the, uh, gooey McCafe is what [laughs] it says here. According to the, uh, police report, the 29-year-old was behind the wheel of a vehicle in the drive-through lane around 1:00 a.m. when he engaged in a, uh, brief discussion with the fast food worker before going ballistic. I wonder what about. Was he complaining about the food? Was it some sort of weird thing where it was supposed to be like a hidden drug deal gone wrong? Something like that? Oh, he's from New Jersey. It says a New Jersey native. Ab- uh, Abramowitz, uh, his criminal history includes, uh, other convictions of obstruction, probation violation, burglary. He has served separate three and six-month sentences in county jail. Yikes. Over- over-caffeinated assault is what the, uh, is what the headline says here. That is today's, uh, What The Headline? right here on KBEAR 101. [whooshing] Yeah, this one isn't weird, it's flat out, uh, disturbing. Yeah, let's talk about some more, uh, weird news. Why not? Because there's plenty of, uh ... Well, I b- I believe this is also negative news. [laughs] Uh, uh, I mean there's so many crazy things going on in the world, let's focus on the weird here because we do not get political at all on, uh, Peach's Pip Party. Police are looking for a man in Brooklyn identified as Jason Williams, not the NBA white chocolate, uh, Jason Williams, who allegedly forced his way into a woman's home in the middle of the night. She was asleep. He woke her up, and then according to reports he reportedly kissed her and forced her out onto the sidewalk before taking off. Forced her outside on the sidewalk before taking off. Here's the part that makes it even more unsettling. Surveillance footage reportedly shows him kissing her every time a car drove by or someone walked past. Police, uh, believe he may have been trying to make it look like they were a couple to avoid someone who might have been, uh, chasing him. It's not, this is not quirky. It's not some weird romantic mishap. This is assault. It's terrifying. It's the kind of thing that reminds you how vulnerable people are in their own homes. If someone breaks into your house and touches you without consent, that's not stealing kisses, that's a, you know, criminal behavior. [laughs] Hopefully they, they, uh, they catch him quickly. And if you ever hear someone try to minimize something like this as, uh, just a kiss, remember, uh, consent, consent isn't optional. [upbeat music] Thanks for listening to Peach's Pip Party, the podcast. If you enjoyed the show, please share, subscribe, and rate the podcast. Peach's Pip Party is hosted by me, Peaches, AKA Brendan Peach, and is a production of Riverbend Media Group. For more information or to contact the show, visit riverbendmediagroup.com. Until next time, peach out.