"Did you catch it?" Imagine being a chubby fourth grader who just did a cannonball onto the hood of the varsity middle linebacker's car to catch a recess game-winning touchdown. We look back at the absolute chaos of school lunches, from the legendary custom nacho bar to the sheer anxiety of seeing a teacher walk over to yell at you for eating last night's dinner leftovers. Plus, we talk about the harsh reality of the Washington State flag guy and why local car dealership commercials keep interrupting Sunday Night Football.
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00:00 Intro and recapping the packed Chicago live show
03:45 Dealing with donut hands and drunk guy phone screens
07:30 Watching the Hawaii Bowl and eating chicken nachos
09:50 Discussion about the glory days of school nacho bars and Lunchables
18:15 The pure anxiety of parents coming to eat lunch with you
21:20 Hearing about dads throwing heat at recess kickball
29:10 Remembering kick and catch and tracking down punts
31:45 Breaking a secret Santa Cubs neon sign on Christmas
36:50 Reading an email about denting a varsity linebacker's parked car
39:50 The crushing reality of the College Gameday Washington State flag
42:45 Realizing Home Alone was filmed in a gym and local news green screens
47:10 Conversations about dad lingo and saying stick off instead of stiff arm
53:15 Pitching color on color bowl games and Noah Eagle's hairpiece
58:30 Back to school nostalgia, useless compasses, and mean median mode