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For those of you who are all thinking
that I'm a terrible mom--
You're mid.
I'm mid.
As our kids would say.
I don't-- hair, really?
Go out on date nights?
Oh my gosh, yeah.
You get me in a steakhouse, you and I,
with a glass of wine.
I mean, that's amazing.
Irregardless, they could smell the city
on me from a mile away.
You know, I've never really
thought about it that way.
You know what?
This is going to be a
judgmental statement.
Literally, the sun was setting, and he
drove into the sunset.
And I was like, I'm
going to start crying.
16 is revolutionary.
We've got a kid driving now.
Kid driving.
Clearly, I've been
talking a lot this week.
I'm getting tongue tied.
It is a little helicopter-ish.
That means we've got a free Saturday.
I cannot get somebody that
fits in the seat next to me.
He had major personal hygiene issues.
I learned from him that Botox actually
stops excessive sweating.