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For those of you who are all thinking

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that I'm a terrible mom--

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You're mid.

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I'm mid.

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As our kids would say.

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I don't-- hair, really?

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Go out on date nights?

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Oh my gosh, yeah.

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You get me in a steakhouse, you and I,

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with a glass of wine.

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I mean, that's amazing.

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Irregardless, they could smell the city

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on me from a mile away.

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You know, I've never really

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thought about it that way.

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You know what?

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This is going to be a

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judgmental statement.

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Literally, the sun was setting, and he

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drove into the sunset.

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And I was like, I'm

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going to start crying.

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16 is revolutionary.

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We've got a kid driving now.

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Kid driving.

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Clearly, I've been

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talking a lot this week.

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I'm getting tongue tied.

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It is a little helicopter-ish.

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That means we've got a free Saturday.

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I cannot get somebody that

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fits in the seat next to me.

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He had major personal hygiene issues.

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I learned from him that Botox actually

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stops excessive sweating.