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Feet would have been his feet.

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Cower, big three.

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Little piggy, feet free.

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Hey, Max.

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Hey, Midsummer mania.

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Welcome to the last episode

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of season 24 of Midsomer Murders. That

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no know, It's 408 Episode four.

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Okay. A climate of death.

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And this is Mystery Maniac.

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Mystery Maniacs is a comedy recap podcast
dedicated to mystery TV.

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Each week we dig up
an episode of the show, including

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the murders, the mayhem, and the loonies
and everything else we love.

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This week,
Midsomer Murders Episode four of Season

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24 A Climate of Death.

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Ha ha ha.

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This is the 140th midsummer episode.

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That's awesome. It is.

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This is the full episode of the podcast
for the show.

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If you haven't watched it yet, go back
and listen to our mini spoiler free.

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Then watch the episode.

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Then listen to this
because we're going to ruin it.

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We're going to tell you who the killer is.

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Also, if you let your children listen in
to your livestreams from your head

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and they mistake words for swear words,
it's probably not the podcast for them.

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Because they've got dirty minds.

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I guess.

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I think it's more like if you overhear
your kids talking in the next room

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and you could swear
that they were swearing,

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taking probably. Yes.

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This because Climate of Death

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is maybe the most controversial episode
of Midsomer Murders ever.

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A long time.

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Because it might have an F-bomb in it
or not.

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Maybe. Maybe.

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Speaking of wonderful,
this is originally aired on Christmas Day.

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It's the least Christmas.

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The episode ever.

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Definitely directed by Leon Lopez
and written by Maria Ward.

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Now, in the many we talked about ways
to watch this episode like Maniac.

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And when we encounter
one of those questions that we asked

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and we have
the answer, Will pointed out yes.

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In case you were stumped
by any of my crazy questions.

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This is a great cold opening.

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It starts with something we never go back
to and ends with the dead body.

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Yeah, that's
what we that's why we come to Midsummer.

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We're in Goodman's land.

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The greenest village in midsummer with the
lowest carbon footprint in England.

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For the third year in a row. Yes.

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And the most tyrannical fascist
village council.

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One person ever.

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Do I ever tell you about the weather range
we used to have on top of the barns

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where I grew up?
They were actually lightning rods.

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That makes sense.

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But they were beautiful.

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They're these tall, black spikes

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with glass bulbs in the cooler
that were super cool.

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Did they catch lightning? I don't know.

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But Terry climbed up on top of the barn
and took one.

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Your brother?

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Yeah, because he's in the glass bulbs.

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He is in the glass ball.

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That's a treacherous thing to do.

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Climb that high anyway,
and then try to carry something down.

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That's glass.

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That would have been 45 feet in the air.

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All weather vanes do
is show you the direction of the wind.

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Right? That's what the weather.

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That's all they do.

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And they're really wind vane.

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How on earth does can not know?

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Well, if it's wet, it's raining.

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So it is weather vane.

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I guess.

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How does can not hear this guy
climbing up the the side of the shed.

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Plus, let's be honest.

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Because she's a dainty girl.

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Well, she's not dainty,
but she's very girly.

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Girly.

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She's short Harper. Yeah.

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The killer. Yeah, she's petite.

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She is.

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But still, I.

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Just don't understand
why she goes for that

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instead of something much more convenient
to kill Danny with.

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I don't know either.

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But I tell you what the biggest mystery
is, and it's called opening.

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Danny, who has a foot fetish?

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Fine.

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Can't pass the very specific shoe
recycling bin without looking in.

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And apparently. In the public.

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In the daylight.

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Yep. And retrieves a pair
of the grossest slippers I've ever seen.

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Got Madonna, had those slippers. Madonna?

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Not the singer. Madonna. My mother.

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Those are old monkey.

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Lady. Slippers.

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If they are even lady slippers,
I know they're not particularly feminine.

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And we're not going to yuck your yum.

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You know,
if you're if you're into feet, fine.

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God love you. But.

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But I don't think those manky nasty house
slippers are up anybody's alley.

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I don't think the episode treats foot
fetishes all that nicely.

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Yeah. Is kind of a punch line, isn't it?

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Yeah, we'll get there.

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So Danny's dead. The end?

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No, there are a number of bins,
and I tried to figure out

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what was on in each bin,
but I failed miserably.

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But I did see the motto on the milk truck.

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Did you see what the motto was?

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I didn't bother because I knew you would.

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It's very weird, because there is clearly
milk in the milk truck.

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It is a little electric milk.

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It's called a float.

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I would actually love to have one of those
little electric trucks

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I could bomb off to work perfectly
in one of those little electric trucks.

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It says delivering
fresh eggs with a low carbon footprint.

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But following milk.

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A very different kind of eggs
in good man's land.

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They come in the bottle
and they look like milk.

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I guess.

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I also tried to make out
what the 11 recycling bins are for.

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There are plastic glass, paper
metal, clothing, shoes.

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Okay. Compostable food waste. Wow.

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One that just has generic
recycling arrows on it.

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That's four dead bodies.

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It is mid-summer. There should be one

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with Danny's face on it,
and he should put his body in the bin.

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That would be awesome. Yeah. The summary.
They missed. It.

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The one I could not figure out
is one with a snowflake on it.

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Well, that's where you put snow.

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That's where you recycle ice. Yes.

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Mystery solved.

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And the label is green,
but it has a snowflake on it.

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Well, I looked and looked tonight
and looked online.

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I could not find a recycling bin
with the stuff like on it.

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Well, in addition to those signs, we also
see the Goodman Land Chile Festival.

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Now, this is not a Chile
eating festival as.

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It's not a chile soup. Do.

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That is Chile, right.

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Which is Chile Konkani or Chile regular.

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Yeah, right.

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This is chili Peppers.

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This is chili pepper eating contest.

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And there is a Bonanza Cash prize.
There is.

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How much do you think
the Bonanza Cash for.

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25. Pounds. £25.

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I'm going for you.

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I think he's done very little.

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And that's on Saturday,
the 5th of August, from 1130 to 3.

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I think the anticipation for the festival

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is a little bit
greater than the actual festival.

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I have a question
about the festival. What?

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There's a line on the poster.

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I don't know if you saw it,
but it says, See how far you can get up

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the scorch board where it's burnt
bagels on the scorched board.

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There are some really dumb names

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for hot sauce, but hotter than a burnt
bagel Takes the cake.

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Burnt bagels are not that hot.

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I mean, if you get it
right out of the toaster, maybe it's.

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It's hot.

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But that's not the.

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Kind of temperature high.

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Yeah, it's not Scoville Hot.

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It's not capsaicin hot.

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Medium is Danny's dad. Okay.

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Danny is going for a run.

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Yeah, in his headphones
that are not beats headphones

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because they've got stickers on them
to cover that.

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Up to cover the beats up, but they're
clearly beats headphones or knockoffs.

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He gets killed.

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Meanwhile, at home, Liam, his dad?

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Yes, the former
reigning champion of the Chili Fest.

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Yeah.

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Who just does not care about it at all
anymore, is reading documents

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that are supposedly
medieval Latin documents

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that are not even part of a page
know of a document.

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You know why their firm failed?

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Because he can't read Because.

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He's doing

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all this document work
and his sons are playing with shoes.

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And nobody can carry.

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Their cows.

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It's the document are like maybe folded up

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letter like supposed to be folio size
and you'd fold them down to read them.

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But they clearly go
off the edge of the page.

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But it is a full width sentence
and instead it is wrapped around.

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But he's looking at it
like he can read it.

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And as near as I can tell,

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it's basically the same line of text
repeated over and over again.

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Yes, that I couldn't even make out
because I don't think it's real Latin.

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No. If somebody else made it out,
let us know what you think it says.

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That'll get you special maniac point.

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Because I tried and I couldn't do it.

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Later, we see even more partial pages.

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Harlan has some
that are clearly just cut off at the edge

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in the middle of the line.

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And the text is so big.

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Like,
was it all for blind people back then?

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I don't.

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I've never seen an illuminated manuscript
with text that's in like 35 point type.

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It's a lot.

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And I'm not giving it anybody on the
production crew point for those documents.

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No, they are destroyed. Or the gravesite.

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They've been arguing over which family
owns this village for how long.

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And Liam
just now decides to take a rubbing

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of the gravestone
that might reveal the name of the family.

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It's Harville.

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No, it's Harlan.

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Harlan. No, it's Happy Days.

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No, it's the Harpers. It's.

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It's. It's going on. My daughter

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Brian's got a special washing up liquid.

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Yes, it's pomegranate.

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It's bamboo.

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Bark is what it is.

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Bamboo ball.

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I don't know why that tickles me so.

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Much brand that they obviously created.

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Bamboo bark as a word,
if you see, it is not that funny.

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But as soon as you say it.

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Bamboo.

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it just and this is funny.

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Is boom, boom. Boom.

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We have a language warning on the
beginning of this episode for, you know,

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are you going to say boo boy.

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What goes on at the eco park?

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Nothing, as far as I can tell.

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That map.

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we'll get to the map with.

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The map for the for the motorcycle.

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Track.
There's the worst map in the universe.

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It's a road and road and some words.

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And we could see hotter than a burnt bagel
here.

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So Dixie to Bryan and Dixie.

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Hey, Virgil
and their daughter Harper. Yeah.

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Live in the pub and run the pub right now.

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I don't think Harper helps at all. Try.

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Julie Graham is Dixie.

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Yeah. And Nathaniel Parker is.

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The senior Parker
otherwise known as Lindley.

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Yes. And he's in the Three Pines.

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Yes, he's a match.

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He's Come on.

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And Julie Graham,
who was also in the Sicilian defense prior

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episode of midsummer and is in the Queens
mystery and lots of other things.

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And I got like, I love Julie Graham.

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She's good Instagram followers if you want
to follow Celebrity, she's a fun lady.

249
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Definitely does crazy stuff, but I think
they did her dirty in this episode.

250
00:11:36,662 --> 00:11:37,596
I think she's ended and.

251
00:11:37,596 --> 00:11:42,535
I think she had two days
and she said, I can do this in two days,

252
00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:43,502
and that's all I got.

253
00:11:43,502 --> 00:11:46,138
Well, she did it then. Yeah,
I think she's fine.

254
00:11:46,138 --> 00:11:50,109
The last 15 minutes where her child is
being accused of murder.

255
00:11:50,109 --> 00:11:52,745
She's not. There. She's not there.
But she's great.

256
00:11:52,745 --> 00:11:54,080
Yeah. What she's in.

257
00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:54,914
She is.

258
00:11:54,914 --> 00:11:55,815
I love her.

259
00:11:55,815 --> 00:11:58,217
She's in the Chess Face episode.

260
00:11:58,217 --> 00:12:00,019
That's the Sicilian defense.

261
00:12:00,019 --> 00:12:00,453
Yeah.

262
00:12:00,453 --> 00:12:03,022
So she's drinking this hot
sauce all the time.

263
00:12:03,022 --> 00:12:06,992
The hotter than a burnt bagel, hot sauce,
and I'm like, she's.

264
00:12:07,226 --> 00:12:11,397
She's building up her tolerance for the
the contest, I guess.

265
00:12:11,597 --> 00:12:13,699
What? So I looked it up. Yeah.

266
00:12:13,699 --> 00:12:14,400
Guess what?

267
00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:18,671
Well, you can build up your tolerance
to capsaicin by exposing yourself

268
00:12:18,671 --> 00:12:19,572
to capsaicin.

269
00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:22,875
Well, luckily, Arlo spent all of his life

270
00:12:22,875 --> 00:12:25,878
savings
to get as much capsaicin as he said.

271
00:12:25,878 --> 00:12:28,881
Although, Yeah, let's talk about him
when we get to him,

272
00:12:28,981 --> 00:12:31,050
because that you've got some good info
there.

273
00:12:31,050 --> 00:12:32,284
That blew my mind.

274
00:12:32,284 --> 00:12:35,287
Can we just not
talk about the green stuff?

275
00:12:35,521 --> 00:12:37,256
The health kick drinks?

276
00:12:37,256 --> 00:12:40,192
it just makes me angry.
No, we just skip it.

277
00:12:40,192 --> 00:12:40,526
We skip.

278
00:12:40,526 --> 00:12:42,595
We don't know what to do with Sarah
in this area.

279
00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:45,064
It's stupid. Yeah, okay. And Dan.

280
00:12:45,064 --> 00:12:48,734
As this movie meister,
because I'm a smoothie meister now, I go.

281
00:12:48,901 --> 00:12:49,568
yeah, I.

282
00:12:49,568 --> 00:12:51,270
Got my own little coat and everything.

283
00:12:51,270 --> 00:12:52,972
You make awesome smoothie.

284
00:12:52,972 --> 00:12:55,107
I know that
I want to drink in the morning.

285
00:12:55,107 --> 00:12:57,143
Yeah, that's a that's a poor smoothie.

286
00:12:57,143 --> 00:12:59,311
You've never made one green smoothie.

287
00:12:59,311 --> 00:13:02,314
No, not one. No. You make tasty.

288
00:13:02,314 --> 00:13:04,150
I do my best.

289
00:13:04,150 --> 00:13:06,385
As is in every village in midsummer.

290
00:13:06,385 --> 00:13:09,855
There is an obsession
about one thing here in Goodman's land.

291
00:13:09,855 --> 00:13:11,490
It's the environment.

292
00:13:11,490 --> 00:13:14,760
So we have to have dueling
and environmentalists.

293
00:13:14,994 --> 00:13:18,330
So Lana. And Ken. Yeah.

294
00:13:18,397 --> 00:13:19,532
They're going to, like.

295
00:13:19,532 --> 00:13:20,299
Do all.

296
00:13:20,299 --> 00:13:23,302
Barometers at dawn or something.

297
00:13:23,302 --> 00:13:26,005
She's really territorial. Yeah, she is.

298
00:13:26,005 --> 00:13:28,407
And Harper used to be that way.

299
00:13:28,407 --> 00:13:30,109
Yeah, she used to be an eagle.

300
00:13:30,109 --> 00:13:33,112
But once she managed her first kill, she.

301
00:13:33,145 --> 00:13:34,580
That's when she had brown hair.

302
00:13:34,580 --> 00:13:37,817
Mark Okay, Now she's a blond.
so she's evil.

303
00:13:37,850 --> 00:13:40,052
Well, I thought it was interesting.

304
00:13:40,052 --> 00:13:42,721
She didn't use to wear any lipstick. Yes.

305
00:13:42,721 --> 00:13:44,924
So nice ladies don't wear lipstick.

306
00:13:44,924 --> 00:13:49,328
Somebody is taking pictures of her
getting into the Landrover.

307
00:13:49,461 --> 00:13:54,200
Landrover after she rides her
super scooter over there. Yes.

308
00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:55,000
She's

309
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,670
in her
trench coat, so nobody recognizes her.

310
00:13:57,670 --> 00:13:58,771
Whatever.

311
00:13:58,771 --> 00:14:02,875
You got hot pink shoes on, lady.

312
00:14:02,942 --> 00:14:04,677
And platinum blond.

313
00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:06,412
Hair under your pink helmet.

314
00:14:06,412 --> 00:14:08,380
Everybody knows it's you.

315
00:14:08,380 --> 00:14:11,884
This is a Land Rover defender.

316
00:14:11,951 --> 00:14:14,887
What was one of the selling points
of the Land Rover defender?

317
00:14:14,887 --> 00:14:16,388
It chugged lots of gas.

318
00:14:16,388 --> 00:14:19,391
No, it's gas economy.

319
00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:22,061
well, but within what? So you.

320
00:14:22,061 --> 00:14:22,628
Gale.

321
00:14:22,628 --> 00:14:26,165
It gets 27.7 miles per gallon.

322
00:14:26,298 --> 00:14:28,534
That's not bad for a car that big.

323
00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:32,638
Considering our car is a hybrid
and it gets 36

324
00:14:32,638 --> 00:14:34,573
miles per gallon on the highway.

325
00:14:34,573 --> 00:14:36,709
Yeah, that's not bad at all.

326
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:39,478
No, it's not to make. It's rusty.

327
00:14:39,478 --> 00:14:40,212
Not our. Car.

328
00:14:40,212 --> 00:14:40,946
But the fact.

329
00:14:40,946 --> 00:14:44,183
Is, the Land Rover. Yes, our cars.

330
00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:47,253
When I was like,
Did you do tell me something? No.

331
00:14:47,453 --> 00:14:49,955
Have you.
Have you damaged my two year old car? No.

332
00:14:49,955 --> 00:14:54,393
The fact that that car is probably
I think it's a 78.

333
00:14:54,393 --> 00:14:56,695
That's impressive. Is it a diesel?

334
00:14:56,695 --> 00:14:58,530
It may even be a diesel.

335
00:14:58,530 --> 00:15:01,600
So it is not in a landfill

336
00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:05,671
and not polluting all that much compared
to cars of that time.

337
00:15:05,671 --> 00:15:07,873
Yeah. The funniest thing is.

338
00:15:07,873 --> 00:15:09,174
That's probably why it's around.

339
00:15:09,174 --> 00:15:11,944
If you have to drive a vehicle, drive
one of these,

340
00:15:11,944 --> 00:15:13,879
they should have a bunch of smart cars
there.

341
00:15:13,879 --> 00:15:17,850
I guess they should
handle cute, smart cars.

342
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,418
Little smart car. Yep.

343
00:15:19,418 --> 00:15:22,922
So then we find out that,

344
00:15:22,988 --> 00:15:24,056
I remember the sound.

345
00:15:24,056 --> 00:15:28,227
We both made a Texan's
come into by the village. Yep.

346
00:15:28,294 --> 00:15:29,828
And we're like, great.

347
00:15:29,828 --> 00:15:33,098
Here comes a British person
pretending to be American.

348
00:15:33,332 --> 00:15:35,935
And even worse,
they're going to be a Texan.

349
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:38,470
But he's played by Corey
Johnson, who. Is an.

350
00:15:38,470 --> 00:15:39,905
American, is American.

351
00:15:39,905 --> 00:15:42,374
And does the accent just fine?

352
00:15:42,374 --> 00:15:44,910
He's way over the top. But that's.

353
00:15:44,910 --> 00:15:47,379
Supposed to be
he's supposed to be your. Man.

354
00:15:47,379 --> 00:15:48,681
And call me Betty.

355
00:15:48,681 --> 00:15:52,284
He's supposed to be smoke and mirrors
so people don't pay attention to Ken, but.

356
00:15:52,284 --> 00:15:53,686
He's Rooster Harlan.

357
00:15:53,686 --> 00:15:57,122
The third to crow out
the window is a bit much.

358
00:15:57,222 --> 00:15:58,657
You think? Yeah.

359
00:15:58,657 --> 00:15:59,792
He introduces himself

360
00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:04,063
as Red Rooster or Harlan,
the third who names their kid Rooster.

361
00:16:04,063 --> 00:16:05,331
Nobody. No.

362
00:16:05,331 --> 00:16:07,766
Ken is staying at Birch Barn.

363
00:16:07,766 --> 00:16:10,502
Yes, which is a nice little rental.

364
00:16:10,502 --> 00:16:11,537
It's just a very nice.

365
00:16:11,537 --> 00:16:13,372
Except for all the dead things.

366
00:16:13,372 --> 00:16:15,107
And it's full of dead.

367
00:16:15,107 --> 00:16:17,776
Which was another of our watch.
Like a maniac. Yes.

368
00:16:17,776 --> 00:16:21,280
It's like whoever owns
the Airbnb said we need to add

369
00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:23,115
a little character to this place.

370
00:16:23,115 --> 00:16:25,918
Jenny, do you have some extra skulls?

371
00:16:25,918 --> 00:16:27,553
Yes, Here they are.

372
00:16:27,553 --> 00:16:31,757
I have a couple of antler animals
and an alligator skull.

373
00:16:31,757 --> 00:16:33,892
Let's put that on the windowsill.

374
00:16:33,892 --> 00:16:36,261
here's a fish for good measure.

375
00:16:36,261 --> 00:16:37,563
Why it?

376
00:16:37,563 --> 00:16:39,431
How many. Dead things can we. Fix it?

377
00:16:39,431 --> 00:16:41,433
It's the Birch Cottage of death.

378
00:16:41,433 --> 00:16:44,236
It's Doom Cottage.

379
00:16:44,236 --> 00:16:47,239
Speaking of dead. So Zelda is a butcher.

380
00:16:47,306 --> 00:16:50,943
He's been put out of business
because he didn't follow Bryan's rules.

381
00:16:51,076 --> 00:16:52,177
Yes, there.

382
00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:53,545
There are a couple. We.

383
00:16:53,545 --> 00:16:56,582
We do this in a lot of episodes, right?

384
00:16:56,749 --> 00:17:00,185
They clearly get everything
academic about Ken wrong.

385
00:17:00,252 --> 00:17:01,220
Okay?

386
00:17:01,220 --> 00:17:05,190
But they also get everything about Arlo
the Butcher Wrong.

387
00:17:05,257 --> 00:17:07,159
Aldo sorry, Aldo.

388
00:17:07,159 --> 00:17:10,996
I keep wanting to call him Aldi

389
00:17:11,063 --> 00:17:13,132
like the grocery store.

390
00:17:13,132 --> 00:17:17,336
See, he's not Lupo the Butcher
because we know he swear. Yes.

391
00:17:17,369 --> 00:17:18,937
No, he's Aldo.

392
00:17:18,937 --> 00:17:19,905
Lupo, the butcher.

393
00:17:19,905 --> 00:17:21,240
For those of you who don't know,

394
00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:25,444
is a Canadian short from the eighties
that is full of swear words.

395
00:17:25,511 --> 00:17:27,813
yeah. Which is incredibly hilarious.

396
00:17:27,813 --> 00:17:28,847
Very funny and.

397
00:17:28,847 --> 00:17:30,516
Gross at the same. Yes.

398
00:17:30,516 --> 00:17:32,584
So now he's Aldo.

399
00:17:32,584 --> 00:17:39,391
Aldo is going out of business, but he has
thousands of pounds to spend on cabs.

400
00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:41,693
They said, We'll get to. That.

401
00:17:41,693 --> 00:17:43,328
You keep hinting at it.

402
00:17:43,328 --> 00:17:45,330
I think we know now it's expensive.

403
00:17:45,330 --> 00:17:50,436
But the biggest agreement I found
and I hate going back to the beginning,

404
00:17:50,502 --> 00:17:54,573
but the fact is, is that the runner
supposedly runs

405
00:17:54,573 --> 00:17:56,542
the exact same route every day.

406
00:17:56,542 --> 00:18:00,612
Danny and everyone who's ever run
more than a week

407
00:18:00,612 --> 00:18:04,383
in their entire life
said, I'm going to change this route.

408
00:18:04,416 --> 00:18:06,485
That's your biggest problem
with the episode?

409
00:18:06,485 --> 00:18:11,423
No, I just noticed it because we got to
the point about academics being wrong.

410
00:18:11,490 --> 00:18:16,228
he has to stop and climb over a turnstile
during his run.

411
00:18:16,295 --> 00:18:20,132
Unfortunately, Harper's laying over it
like some kind of corpse in a sack.

412
00:18:20,132 --> 00:18:21,133
He's a corpse.

413
00:18:21,133 --> 00:18:23,001
It's a weird pose.

414
00:18:23,001 --> 00:18:27,639
Like just hide in
that tall grass and jump out.

415
00:18:27,706 --> 00:18:28,807
And it's got to.

416
00:18:28,807 --> 00:18:31,810
Be an unwieldy weapon.
It's got to be heavy.

417
00:18:32,044 --> 00:18:33,979
It's like copper or iron or something.

418
00:18:33,979 --> 00:18:36,648
Is way more strong than she.

419
00:18:36,648 --> 00:18:39,318
Like, she's super strong. So she kills.

420
00:18:39,318 --> 00:18:41,220
She kills Doug with a rock.

421
00:18:41,220 --> 00:18:42,421
Doggy With the rock.

422
00:18:42,421 --> 00:18:44,523
Danny with the weathervane.

423
00:18:44,523 --> 00:18:46,091
She she knives.

424
00:18:46,091 --> 00:18:49,761
Liam Well, she spikes them. Yeah.

425
00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:51,930
And then sticks them with something else.

426
00:18:51,930 --> 00:18:54,500
Another spike
and then the capsaicin killing.

427
00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:57,503
Yeah, but the first two, that,
that takes a month.

428
00:18:57,569 --> 00:18:58,003
Yeah.

429
00:18:58,003 --> 00:18:59,872
She's also a ninja. Yeah.

430
00:18:59,872 --> 00:19:02,040
He climbs up the housing giant.

431
00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:06,245
Ninja climbs up the house
because Ken doesn't hear her

432
00:19:06,311 --> 00:19:09,248
and like, goes into into hide.

433
00:19:09,248 --> 00:19:10,816
Now, I'm scared to say his name.

434
00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:14,319
Aldo Aldo's house without being noticed.

435
00:19:14,319 --> 00:19:14,720
Too tall.

436
00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:15,954
Well, he's passed out.

437
00:19:15,954 --> 00:19:18,257
He's drinking the the midsummer ale.

438
00:19:18,257 --> 00:19:23,829
The, the cans of beer are the Costa
nailed cans.

439
00:19:23,929 --> 00:19:26,732
That is the best prop in the.
But that's really well done.

440
00:19:26,732 --> 00:19:28,400
If they don't exist, that they're.

441
00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:30,068
Fantastically well. Done.

442
00:19:30,068 --> 00:19:32,404
Can we talk about the village
for just a second?

443
00:19:32,404 --> 00:19:32,905
Okay.

444
00:19:32,905 --> 00:19:36,108
Because Dixie and Bryan
have this conversation about Aldo.

445
00:19:36,141 --> 00:19:37,976
Yes. And about the rules.

446
00:19:37,976 --> 00:19:40,312
Yes. And I have problems.

447
00:19:40,312 --> 00:19:42,848
And they mentioned
two other people, right?

448
00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:44,416
They mentioned somebody.

449
00:19:44,416 --> 00:19:48,420
I think there's there's
somebody has left their lights on

450
00:19:48,420 --> 00:19:51,523
and somebody has used their hot
tub to back backup.

451
00:19:51,523 --> 00:19:51,723
Yeah.

452
00:19:51,723 --> 00:19:57,229
Aldo has been punished because his butcher
shop didn't conform to the rules.

453
00:19:57,229 --> 00:20:00,098
Yes, that's right. So he's been shut down.

454
00:20:00,098 --> 00:20:06,038
So not only has he lost his livelihood,
he's been banned from the pub quiz.

455
00:20:06,104 --> 00:20:07,606
Which is scary.

456
00:20:07,606 --> 00:20:11,343
And. But the destroyed paper
ration has been cut.

457
00:20:11,443 --> 00:20:13,545
How can you do that?

458
00:20:13,545 --> 00:20:15,881
Like he can just buy more toilet paper?

459
00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:17,449
That's what I'm talking about.

460
00:20:17,449 --> 00:20:19,918
They rule this village with an iron fist.

461
00:20:19,918 --> 00:20:21,553
It's like there's a wall around it.

462
00:20:21,553 --> 00:20:25,057
They control how much toilet paper
people have.

463
00:20:25,123 --> 00:20:26,792
That's not right. No.

464
00:20:26,792 --> 00:20:30,696
And so Brian talks about the 7:00 curfew
and you think,

465
00:20:30,963 --> 00:20:32,731
everybody has to be in by 7:00.

466
00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:33,999
That doesn't make any sense.

467
00:20:33,999 --> 00:20:34,967
No, no, no.

468
00:20:34,967 --> 00:20:37,603
All lights have to be turned off by 7:00.

469
00:20:37,603 --> 00:20:40,405
That doesn't make any sense at all.

470
00:20:40,405 --> 00:20:42,374
No, it makes no sense at all.

471
00:20:42,374 --> 00:20:45,344
So what are people doing
sitting in the dark all night?

472
00:20:45,344 --> 00:20:48,747
The productivity of this place
must be in the dumps.

473
00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:50,782
Because when do they have the pub quiz?

474
00:20:50,782 --> 00:20:53,418
I don't do in the after. For 7:00.

475
00:20:53,418 --> 00:20:56,822
Apparently everything has to happen
before seven, I guess.

476
00:20:56,822 --> 00:20:59,925
William sitting there with a candle
reading his medieval documents.

477
00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:04,229
Soaking in somebody's tepid hot tub
because they're not allowed to run. It.

478
00:21:04,229 --> 00:21:08,500
And then then they open packages,
which is right.

479
00:21:08,567 --> 00:21:09,901
that is right out.

480
00:21:09,901 --> 00:21:12,371
Talk about British postal controversy.

481
00:21:12,371 --> 00:21:14,373
Well, so Dixie is it.

482
00:21:14,373 --> 00:21:16,775
So we haven't talked about this yet,
I don't think.

483
00:21:16,775 --> 00:21:21,246
But the entire country of Britain
is very upset.

484
00:21:21,246 --> 00:21:22,014
We brought it up.

485
00:21:22,014 --> 00:21:25,050
We brought it up over the Postal Service
controversy

486
00:21:25,050 --> 00:21:28,320
with the postmark was being charged
with theft and going to jail.

487
00:21:28,520 --> 00:21:30,422
Toby Jones's new series.

488
00:21:30,422 --> 00:21:34,559
Mr. Bates Now, Yeah, the post office,
which is fantastic.

489
00:21:34,559 --> 00:21:36,395
I can't wait for us to cover it.

490
00:21:36,395 --> 00:21:39,865
I understand that in the village
like this,

491
00:21:39,865 --> 00:21:43,869
they bring the mail to the edge
of the village and deliver in one place.

492
00:21:43,902 --> 00:21:45,103
Yeah, I get that.

493
00:21:45,103 --> 00:21:47,439
Usually a series of boxes. Yeah.

494
00:21:47,439 --> 00:21:50,008
Usually there's mailboxes
on the edge of the village

495
00:21:50,008 --> 00:21:51,843
and you have to walk there
and get your stuff.

496
00:21:51,843 --> 00:21:54,179
And if you get a package,
it's in a special mailbox.

497
00:21:54,179 --> 00:21:56,715
Like my brother doesn't get home
delivery. Right.

498
00:21:56,715 --> 00:21:58,583
I get it. I understand that.

499
00:21:58,583 --> 00:22:01,353
I understand
if they don't have those boxes

500
00:22:01,353 --> 00:22:03,422
and so everything gets
delivered to the pub

501
00:22:03,422 --> 00:22:05,791
and you go there and pick up your mail,
okay.

502
00:22:05,791 --> 00:22:07,092
The boxes are in the pub.

503
00:22:07,092 --> 00:22:09,094
You don't get to open them, Dixie.

504
00:22:09,094 --> 00:22:10,429
Not get to open them.

505
00:22:10,429 --> 00:22:11,763
That's what they're looking at.

506
00:22:11,763 --> 00:22:13,965
I'm like, well, so-and-so's got this.

507
00:22:13,965 --> 00:22:16,902
And so on, so receive
this. It's just awful.

508
00:22:16,902 --> 00:22:18,570
I would move so fast.

509
00:22:18,570 --> 00:22:19,838
Yeah, Sorry.

510
00:22:19,838 --> 00:22:21,807
I really got under my skin.

511
00:22:21,807 --> 00:22:23,342
Really got a little.

512
00:22:23,342 --> 00:22:25,711
Loo roll control.

513
00:22:25,711 --> 00:22:28,480
That's hard to say

514
00:22:28,580 --> 00:22:31,516
loo. Roll control is right out.

515
00:22:31,516 --> 00:22:33,719
To band and.

516
00:22:33,719 --> 00:22:37,723
Though that might be a good name
for the episode Loo Roll control.

517
00:22:37,789 --> 00:22:39,424
there's going to be lots of good names.

518
00:22:39,424 --> 00:22:45,931
Okay, So they go and they talk to Liam
and they investigate his son's room.

519
00:22:46,098 --> 00:22:48,433
And his awesome leather jacket.

520
00:22:48,433 --> 00:22:50,268
He has his chair, He has.

521
00:22:50,268 --> 00:22:52,304
Three leather jackets in this room.

522
00:22:52,304 --> 00:22:55,440
Did you know
he was a motorcycle person? Yes.

523
00:22:55,607 --> 00:22:59,778
He wants to ride motorcycles,

524
00:22:59,878 --> 00:23:01,646
not solar motorcycles,

525
00:23:01,646 --> 00:23:05,650
gas guzzling
environment, ruined motorcycles.

526
00:23:05,650 --> 00:23:10,489
And after they find his hidden stash
of wooden of lady shoes, if they.

527
00:23:10,489 --> 00:23:13,125
Were wooden shoes,
it'd. Be completely. Different.

528
00:23:13,125 --> 00:23:14,326
I have a Dutch thing.

529
00:23:14,326 --> 00:23:19,297
He's got a clog fetish.

530
00:23:19,364 --> 00:23:22,768
What's that knocking sound?

531
00:23:22,834 --> 00:23:26,471
Danny's got his shoes out again.

532
00:23:26,538 --> 00:23:31,042
So many tulips in his room. Now.

533
00:23:31,143 --> 00:23:34,346
Mark can't breathe.

534
00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:35,113
just you.

535
00:23:35,113 --> 00:23:38,450
All incredibly rude things
I can't say about it.

536
00:23:38,617 --> 00:23:42,888
Nothing will change.

537
00:23:42,988 --> 00:23:43,722
I'm just thinking.

538
00:23:43,722 --> 00:23:47,526
You open his door expecting to find
a typical, like, mid-twenties

539
00:23:47,793 --> 00:23:50,829
male bedroom, and instead it's

540
00:23:50,829 --> 00:23:54,766
just a blue and white splendor, windmill,

541
00:23:54,966 --> 00:23:58,603
windmills and little Dutch
girls and tulips and wooden.

542
00:23:58,603 --> 00:24:00,071
Shoes.

543
00:24:00,071 --> 00:24:02,541
And leather jackets and.

544
00:24:02,541 --> 00:24:03,475
And no.

545
00:24:03,475 --> 00:24:06,244
You can't ride a motorcycle
in wooden clogs.

546
00:24:06,244 --> 00:24:07,679
You can't.

547
00:24:07,679 --> 00:24:08,680
You just can't.

548
00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:11,683
The world's worst map.

549
00:24:11,850 --> 00:24:14,553
And I stared at that map.

550
00:24:14,553 --> 00:24:19,658
First of all, everything that's on
the map is put there as little dots. Yes.

551
00:24:19,724 --> 00:24:20,725
With no scale.

552
00:24:20,725 --> 00:24:21,693
No scale, No.

553
00:24:21,693 --> 00:24:26,231
We have the pub, we have the Echo Park,
and then we have the Hobbit

554
00:24:26,231 --> 00:24:28,033
in Hobbit hole.

555
00:24:28,033 --> 00:24:29,468
Tobin Tobit.

556
00:24:29,468 --> 00:24:32,571
And it says Tobin's shack.

557
00:24:32,671 --> 00:24:34,306
Tobin does live in a shack.

558
00:24:34,306 --> 00:24:35,540
He lives in a shack.

559
00:24:35,540 --> 00:24:37,476
But is that map worthy?

560
00:24:37,476 --> 00:24:40,345
Speaking of. Then. Terrible legend.

561
00:24:40,345 --> 00:24:40,912
Wait a minute.

562
00:24:40,912 --> 00:24:43,982
So Tobit shack is on the map? Yes.

563
00:24:43,982 --> 00:24:45,617
Because it has to be destroyed.

564
00:24:45,617 --> 00:24:48,653
Yes, because he lives
in the way of the motorcycle track,

565
00:24:48,687 --> 00:24:52,123
which this is an episode
that mentions foot fetishes.

566
00:24:52,123 --> 00:24:57,329
And there's a character
whose name is Tobin Tobin.

567
00:24:57,395 --> 00:25:01,900
I don't meet The Hobbit.

568
00:25:01,967 --> 00:25:03,401
He does have big, hairy, dirty.

569
00:25:03,401 --> 00:25:08,740
The track is on the map,
but it's nowhere near the village now.

570
00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:13,945
And instead of a legend,
there's a giant motorcycle picture.

571
00:25:14,012 --> 00:25:17,682
What do you need a legend for the
to represent stuff.

572
00:25:17,782 --> 00:25:18,917
okay.

573
00:25:18,917 --> 00:25:20,252
The lines are roads.

574
00:25:20,252 --> 00:25:22,387
There you go. That's it.
That's all that's on it.

575
00:25:22,387 --> 00:25:26,157
The thing I hate about this is it
looks like it was created

576
00:25:26,157 --> 00:25:27,526
by a draft person.

577
00:25:27,526 --> 00:25:30,729
Danny created it for his proposal. Okay.

578
00:25:30,795 --> 00:25:33,532
To get funding for the track.
This is part of his

579
00:25:33,532 --> 00:25:37,269
very polished professional proposal
for the motorcycle track.

580
00:25:37,335 --> 00:25:42,440
Why sort, plug, print?

581
00:25:42,541 --> 00:25:45,443
Why is
there a to a farm as part of the proposal?

582
00:25:45,443 --> 00:25:48,246
Windmill It's just a mini golf course.

583
00:25:48,246 --> 00:25:51,149
It's just all. Windmills.

584
00:25:51,149 --> 00:25:55,153
But the real social media
star of this episode is Aldo,

585
00:25:55,186 --> 00:25:58,323
because these people are eating up
his content.

586
00:25:58,356 --> 00:26:01,359
He's angry. Yeah, people like angry.

587
00:26:01,493 --> 00:26:02,460
They watch angry.

588
00:26:02,460 --> 00:26:06,097
I read every single comment.

589
00:26:06,164 --> 00:26:11,603
So three times we see people like
streaming and chat going by, right?

590
00:26:11,603 --> 00:26:12,437
We see it now.

591
00:26:12,437 --> 00:26:16,575
We see it later when Harper is streaming
on her social platform,

592
00:26:16,675 --> 00:26:20,478
and then we see it in Jenny's
Fetish Shack. Yes.

593
00:26:20,579 --> 00:26:22,581
And we looked at these pretty closely.

594
00:26:22,581 --> 00:26:24,382
Really closely. Too closely.

595
00:26:24,382 --> 00:26:24,783
Super.

596
00:26:24,783 --> 00:26:26,718
Super says Super super.

597
00:26:26,718 --> 00:26:29,287
Yep. Says hi.

598
00:26:29,287 --> 00:26:33,224
All use a 2021

599
00:26:33,325 --> 00:26:37,529
says please message me back
flow two as Rainbow's

600
00:26:37,529 --> 00:26:43,068
JJ Rainbow as Heart's cool
x 760 do says bye.

601
00:26:43,234 --> 00:26:44,169
Bye with.

602
00:26:44,169 --> 00:26:45,370
A whole bunch of exes.

603
00:26:45,370 --> 00:26:46,137
That's Tom.

604
00:26:46,137 --> 00:26:47,272
That's Tom Barnaby.

605
00:26:47,272 --> 00:26:47,872
it is, Yeah.

606
00:26:47,872 --> 00:26:49,674
Because he says by Julia.

607
00:26:49,674 --> 00:26:51,876
James says Hello.

608
00:26:51,876 --> 00:26:58,850
XO xo XO Lola 11111 says Wah, wah,
wah wah. Wow.

609
00:26:58,950 --> 00:27:00,885
These are the worst chatters ever.

610
00:27:00,885 --> 00:27:02,153
They they are just.

611
00:27:02,153 --> 00:27:04,022
Just vapid commentary here.

612
00:27:04,022 --> 00:27:05,857
Yeah, it's just horrendous.

613
00:27:05,857 --> 00:27:08,893
But, you know, somebody had to sit down

614
00:27:08,893 --> 00:27:11,930
and come up with the usernames
for those people.

615
00:27:11,930 --> 00:27:14,599
Yeah. What are they going to be?

616
00:27:14,599 --> 00:27:18,470
So and they're going to be so glad
that somebody paid attention to you.

617
00:27:18,470 --> 00:27:20,005
And I paid attention. Yeah.

618
00:27:20,005 --> 00:27:23,008
Selfie freaks made all of these. Yes.

619
00:27:23,241 --> 00:27:24,476
So, no, they're.

620
00:27:24,476 --> 00:27:28,146
In that field
because they want a helicopter job because

621
00:27:28,380 --> 00:27:31,316
supposedly Rooster
only arrives in helicopters.

622
00:27:31,316 --> 00:27:35,253
Yeah, I have a problem
with how he arrives, but I was like,

623
00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:37,656
the second mid-summer
helicopter possibility.

624
00:27:37,656 --> 00:27:40,859
No, I just wondered if the helicopter
was going to look like a rooster.

625
00:27:40,859 --> 00:27:43,161
That would be awesome.
You know those chicken cars?

626
00:27:43,161 --> 00:27:45,764
There's a chicken car in. Indy,
but it'd be a chicken.

627
00:27:45,764 --> 00:27:48,967
Helicopter to be a chicken helicopter.

628
00:27:49,034 --> 00:27:50,502
Now, I need to do a search

629
00:27:50,502 --> 00:27:54,372
for chicken helicopter.

630
00:27:54,439 --> 00:27:56,207
Now, Danny shows up hurt.

631
00:27:56,207 --> 00:27:56,574
Sorry.

632
00:27:56,574 --> 00:27:58,643
Harlin shows up on a bicycle.

633
00:27:58,643 --> 00:27:59,044
Okay.

634
00:27:59,044 --> 00:28:00,645
Pedaled all the way from Texas.

635
00:28:00,645 --> 00:28:02,881
Now he says he has jet jetlag.

636
00:28:02,881 --> 00:28:04,683
Did he bike all the way from.

637
00:28:04,683 --> 00:28:06,251
From like, Gatwick?

638
00:28:06,251 --> 00:28:09,754
That's a that's an inside joke for you
English nerds.

639
00:28:09,821 --> 00:28:13,291
No, I'm sure his private jet
landed somewhere closer.

640
00:28:13,425 --> 00:28:16,928
Okay, well, I'm sure Ken's private
jet landed somewhere closer.

641
00:28:16,961 --> 00:28:19,964
Okay.
And then he's cycled into the village.

642
00:28:20,031 --> 00:28:22,801
And he finds the worst taxidermist ever.

643
00:28:22,801 --> 00:28:25,470
Jenny, is that horrible taxidermist?

644
00:28:25,470 --> 00:28:27,038
I thought it was kind of stupid.

645
00:28:27,038 --> 00:28:30,675
The Jenny passes out
here, it's kind of like.

646
00:28:30,775 --> 00:28:31,810
right.

647
00:28:31,810 --> 00:28:35,480
But then I realized what sign
she was putting on.

648
00:28:35,580 --> 00:28:37,549
The Go Home rooster. Yeah.

649
00:28:37,549 --> 00:28:41,619
So it's kind of expected
that she's a little surprised.

650
00:28:41,619 --> 00:28:44,255
I don't think she cares
what he thinks at all.

651
00:28:44,255 --> 00:28:47,859
What I don't understand
is why he catches her in his arms.

652
00:28:47,859 --> 00:28:49,227
She doesn't really hit anything.

653
00:28:49,227 --> 00:28:50,762
The most she might have done is twisted.

654
00:28:50,762 --> 00:28:52,731
An ankle coming off or stepladder.

655
00:28:52,731 --> 00:28:55,500
And yet when she's sitting in the pub,
she's got an ice pack on her head.

656
00:28:55,500 --> 00:28:57,769
Yes. Why? I don't know.

657
00:28:57,769 --> 00:28:59,838
Maybe if she didn't
wear heels with her overalls,

658
00:28:59,838 --> 00:29:01,039
she wouldn't fall off the ladder.

659
00:29:01,039 --> 00:29:07,679
Well,
you know why she's wearing heels for?

660
00:29:07,746 --> 00:29:09,214
She goes into the pub.

661
00:29:09,214 --> 00:29:12,383
The soup of the day is cauliflower
and Stilton, which.

662
00:29:12,383 --> 00:29:13,051
Sounds. Good.

663
00:29:13,051 --> 00:29:17,989
They also have three new well, three bar.

664
00:29:18,089 --> 00:29:19,457
Three taps. Three taps.

665
00:29:19,457 --> 00:29:20,158
God's Earth.

666
00:29:20,158 --> 00:29:22,494
God's Earth, which is a new course to now.

667
00:29:22,494 --> 00:29:24,796
And a constant joke. Yeah.

668
00:29:24,796 --> 00:29:26,164
Throughout the whole episode.

669
00:29:26,164 --> 00:29:27,932
Yep. Nordic spice.

670
00:29:27,932 --> 00:29:30,335
Which we know Danny. Drinks.

671
00:29:30,335 --> 00:29:32,771
Ha ha ha ha.

672
00:29:32,771 --> 00:29:36,474
And Carsten Ale, What do you think
Nordic spice tastes like?

673
00:29:36,474 --> 00:29:39,210
I don't know, but I did think about that.

674
00:29:39,210 --> 00:29:42,480
Liar. It's got to. Wait a minute. Wow.

675
00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:46,151
She comes out of nowhere
and is just screaming.

676
00:29:46,151 --> 00:29:47,118
God. Yeah.

677
00:29:47,118 --> 00:29:51,956
Harper is being the quintessential
obnoxious child.

678
00:29:52,023 --> 00:29:53,191
my gosh.

679
00:29:53,191 --> 00:29:56,561
I think it would smell taste like juniper

680
00:29:56,561 --> 00:30:03,434
and sealskin

681
00:30:03,535 --> 00:30:04,969
clogs.

682
00:30:04,969 --> 00:30:10,809
No, Holland is not Nordic.

683
00:30:10,875 --> 00:30:12,877
Okay? No, it's not.

684
00:30:12,877 --> 00:30:16,014
Now we're talking Scandinavian beer here.

685
00:30:16,047 --> 00:30:18,183
Got to be Juniper and Sealskin.

686
00:30:18,183 --> 00:30:21,452
So people say we're jilted
about watching Midsummer.

687
00:30:21,452 --> 00:30:25,490
But I'd like you to know
I spent a good many minutes copying down

688
00:30:25,490 --> 00:30:29,861
everything that was on the chalkboard
for the mixed drinks section.

689
00:30:29,928 --> 00:30:31,996
Sharon Nerd.

690
00:30:31,996 --> 00:30:33,832
What's a London. Cup?

691
00:30:33,832 --> 00:30:36,835
I think it's like a mule.

692
00:30:36,968 --> 00:30:37,402
okay.

693
00:30:37,402 --> 00:30:40,405
They have Long Island
Iced tea to the Texan.

694
00:30:40,405 --> 00:30:43,208
Doesn't order
that, though. He's getting Dodger.

695
00:30:43,208 --> 00:30:45,210
Yeah, Harper's like lager.

696
00:30:45,210 --> 00:30:46,978
And then Brian gets the envelope.

697
00:30:46,978 --> 00:30:53,051
Hypocrisy lives

698
00:30:53,117 --> 00:30:55,019
like nobody ever thought it was dead.

699
00:30:55,019 --> 00:30:56,521
There's hypocrisy everywhere.

700
00:30:56,521 --> 00:30:58,890
No evidence all the time.

701
00:30:58,890 --> 00:30:59,591
No, you.

702
00:30:59,591 --> 00:31:03,161
Didn't need to tell us that. Tobit.

703
00:31:03,228 --> 00:31:07,098
We find out
that winter has a mouth of cold.

704
00:31:07,131 --> 00:31:08,266
You can eat the chilis.

705
00:31:08,266 --> 00:31:11,502
No problem. There's a good bar to me.

706
00:31:11,603 --> 00:31:16,374
There is an unsubstantial created
by science claim that people with higher

707
00:31:16,374 --> 00:31:20,345
testosterone levels
have higher resilience to capsaicin.

708
00:31:20,511 --> 00:31:21,880
That's a bunch of bull.

709
00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:26,217
So they're saying that winter
is manlier than Barnaby's.

710
00:31:26,251 --> 00:31:29,153
I guess he's the man in the man.

711
00:31:29,153 --> 00:31:32,857
He should have to wear his comic
book costume when he's eating chilies.

712
00:31:32,857 --> 00:31:34,158
Yes, The hawk.

713
00:31:34,158 --> 00:31:35,093
The eagle.

714
00:31:35,093 --> 00:31:36,127
Is it the eagle?

715
00:31:36,127 --> 00:31:39,130
No. Is this eagle, man? Eagle, man.

716
00:31:39,197 --> 00:31:42,133
I can't remember. I get it confused with

717
00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:43,935
Troy's golden eagle.

718
00:31:43,935 --> 00:31:44,802
Yeah. Yeah.

719
00:31:44,802 --> 00:31:47,805
So the whole reason why Harlan is actually
there is

720
00:31:47,805 --> 00:31:51,843
because he thinks his family actually owns
Goodman's land.

721
00:31:51,910 --> 00:31:54,112
Yes, And his ancestors own it.

722
00:31:54,112 --> 00:31:58,049
And his younger brother Doug is missing

723
00:31:58,049 --> 00:32:01,052
and went missing in Goodman's land. Yes.

724
00:32:01,052 --> 00:32:03,154
He is not what he says he is.

725
00:32:03,154 --> 00:32:09,427
No, he's not a billionaire Texan, nor
is can actually a PhD student from Tokyo.

726
00:32:09,460 --> 00:32:11,362
I have a question about Ken.

727
00:32:11,362 --> 00:32:13,097
And this led me to other questions.

728
00:32:13,097 --> 00:32:16,367
So on the murder board,
they have a picture of Liam

729
00:32:16,367 --> 00:32:20,038
from last year's
winner of the chili competition.

730
00:32:20,104 --> 00:32:25,376
That's a reasonable reason
to have Liam as a picture, right?

731
00:32:25,443 --> 00:32:27,545
They have a kind of head

732
00:32:27,545 --> 00:32:31,749
and shoulders shot of the pub owners
that could come from their website.

733
00:32:31,783 --> 00:32:32,817
Totally. Right.

734
00:32:32,817 --> 00:32:37,155
Totally understand that Harlan has a
I think he has his bike

735
00:32:37,155 --> 00:32:39,324
helmet on in one of them.
So they've taken that.

736
00:32:39,324 --> 00:32:42,093
They took it right then and there.

737
00:32:42,093 --> 00:32:45,363
But Ken, she's driving a car, a.

738
00:32:45,363 --> 00:32:47,632
Convertible. A convertible.

739
00:32:47,632 --> 00:32:51,336
And then it led me to the question of
how do you ask that?

740
00:32:51,336 --> 00:32:54,772
We have a picture of our board, please.

741
00:32:54,872 --> 00:32:56,507
No, you just stalk them online.

742
00:32:56,507 --> 00:32:59,510
You stalk the suspects online
and find a picture of them.

743
00:32:59,544 --> 00:33:03,481
Or if they're actors playing parts,
you grab one of their headshots.

744
00:33:03,548 --> 00:33:05,316
okay. That's how you do it.

745
00:33:05,316 --> 00:33:08,252
Or as in last episode
or a couple episodes ago,

746
00:33:08,252 --> 00:33:10,955
you take a topless photo of a man
and put it on your mortarboard.

747
00:33:10,955 --> 00:33:13,891
I guess I'm not a fan of social media.

748
00:33:13,891 --> 00:33:15,526
Okay, I don't get the hall.

749
00:33:15,526 --> 00:33:18,096
Harper can date no date thing.

750
00:33:18,096 --> 00:33:19,364
We care about it.

751
00:33:19,364 --> 00:33:20,965
The second time it happens.

752
00:33:20,965 --> 00:33:22,967
I'm completely obsessed
with something else

753
00:33:22,967 --> 00:33:25,470
and we'll get to it
when we get there. But.

754
00:33:25,470 --> 00:33:26,904
But yeah, it seems.

755
00:33:26,904 --> 00:33:28,740
It seems weird

756
00:33:28,740 --> 00:33:33,678
that she is both hot to trot
and then not interested in him the least.

757
00:33:33,711 --> 00:33:35,680
Well, he's not cool. Yes.

758
00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:40,685
Dixie tells Aldo that he doesn't have
a chance in hell of winning the Chile.

759
00:33:40,718 --> 00:33:43,054
What does that mean?

760
00:33:43,054 --> 00:33:45,523
I think Katsu probably do. Okay.
And how really?

761
00:33:45,523 --> 00:33:49,227
I mean, they're kind of chaotic,
neutral at best.

762
00:33:49,293 --> 00:33:50,661
You know.

763
00:33:50,661 --> 00:33:53,131
An ice cube, snowballs,
something like that.

764
00:33:53,131 --> 00:33:55,099
Chance in hell, pretty bad.

765
00:33:55,099 --> 00:33:57,602
Snow man's chance. And all of those.

766
00:33:57,602 --> 00:34:02,640
Dudes talk about the clock
and he's all hat no cattle.

767
00:34:02,740 --> 00:34:04,709
That just means you're fake.
Yeah, you're fake.

768
00:34:04,709 --> 00:34:07,812
Dead rat. So. Okay.

769
00:34:07,912 --> 00:34:09,247
Up. Jenny.

770
00:34:09,247 --> 00:34:10,081
Dead animal.

771
00:34:10,081 --> 00:34:10,982
Got to be Jenny.

772
00:34:10,982 --> 00:34:14,285
Burnaby in winter in the back of the pub,

773
00:34:14,352 --> 00:34:18,089
and Dixie comes out with the dead rat,
and they look at it.

774
00:34:18,089 --> 00:34:19,057
It's weird.

775
00:34:19,057 --> 00:34:23,861
And then they come into the pub
and know exactly what has happened.

776
00:34:23,928 --> 00:34:25,396
There's some line cut there.

777
00:34:25,396 --> 00:34:27,198
Yeah, I think so.

778
00:34:27,198 --> 00:34:28,599
Because they're in the back.

779
00:34:28,599 --> 00:34:32,470
Because the way of the second
live appointment,

780
00:34:32,570 --> 00:34:35,573
which also has all the same people.

781
00:34:35,740 --> 00:34:38,476
The same fans of anyone in Goodman's land.

782
00:34:38,476 --> 00:34:40,311
They're all the same treats. Are you?

783
00:34:40,311 --> 00:34:42,080
I love you, Big fan.

784
00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:43,981
I love your page. Big fan.

785
00:34:43,981 --> 00:34:46,717
I love your page. What is that?

786
00:34:46,717 --> 00:34:49,821
No millennial
said that ever in their entire lives.

787
00:34:49,821 --> 00:34:54,225
I just don't know how much overlap
there is between Gen Z

788
00:34:54,258 --> 00:34:59,564
eco warriors
and middle aged woman Foot fetishes.

789
00:34:59,664 --> 00:35:03,401
But the same people comment on BO.

790
00:35:03,501 --> 00:35:06,471
It's nice to know that this is the point
where the writer said,

791
00:35:06,471 --> 00:35:09,273
wait, we need an inciting incident.

792
00:35:09,273 --> 00:35:11,609
Well, and Harper has to be more obnoxious.

793
00:35:11,609 --> 00:35:13,077
She's already yelled Liar.

794
00:35:13,077 --> 00:35:15,713
Yep, she already drove the Landrover.

795
00:35:15,713 --> 00:35:18,015
But now she has to say
she was in a situation.

796
00:35:18,015 --> 00:35:18,449
Ship.

797
00:35:18,449 --> 00:35:21,185
Yes, which makes you want to kind of
slap her.

798
00:35:21,185 --> 00:35:24,589
And Danny was talking about cutting,

799
00:35:24,689 --> 00:35:27,658
digging up tobit tippy toes.

800
00:35:27,658 --> 00:35:30,661
Shaq did veto Shaq.

801
00:35:30,661 --> 00:35:33,498
You know that
all the moments in a mystery show

802
00:35:33,498 --> 00:35:37,201
or somebody turns around and goes,
it's you, or What are you doing here?

803
00:35:37,201 --> 00:35:38,469
And they promptly die.

804
00:35:38,469 --> 00:35:42,473
Yeah, a text that says Meet me at
the church is about the same thing.

805
00:35:42,473 --> 00:35:45,176
That's a. Bad.
You don't do it. No, don't go.

806
00:35:45,176 --> 00:35:48,779
And Aldo is choosing some chilies.

807
00:35:48,946 --> 00:35:50,014
Now's your chance.

808
00:35:50,014 --> 00:35:53,017
Tell us about your grand discovery,
about the juice.

809
00:35:53,117 --> 00:35:58,222
So I went online to see
if I could buy some capsaicin.

810
00:35:58,222 --> 00:35:58,890
Right, Because.

811
00:35:58,890 --> 00:36:01,959
He's purchased some a great big bottle
and it's come in the mail.

812
00:36:01,993 --> 00:36:05,796
Dixie opened the box
because she's nosy and breaks the law.

813
00:36:05,863 --> 00:36:08,432
And we see just
how much capsaicin he's purchased.

814
00:36:08,432 --> 00:36:11,102
How much do you think is in that bottle?

815
00:36:11,102 --> 00:36:12,303
It looks like about a liter.

816
00:36:12,303 --> 00:36:13,571
A liter? Yeah.

817
00:36:13,571 --> 00:36:14,138
Okay.

818
00:36:14,138 --> 00:36:16,741
So 500 grams of this stuff.

819
00:36:16,741 --> 00:36:19,243
Which is what, a tablespoon in a cup?

820
00:36:19,243 --> 00:36:20,144
I don't know what they know.

821
00:36:20,144 --> 00:36:25,850
It's half a liter is $692.

822
00:36:25,950 --> 00:36:26,784
So this is our.

823
00:36:26,784 --> 00:36:30,555
Drive to squeeze individual peppers
to get it. Out.

824
00:36:30,588 --> 00:36:32,690
I don't know. So they have to milk
Hummers up.

825
00:36:32,690 --> 00:36:36,194
This is around £1,000

826
00:36:36,294 --> 00:36:40,331
and it's general industrial
or research purposes only,

827
00:36:40,331 --> 00:36:44,869
typically not suited for human consumption
or therapeutic.

828
00:36:44,969 --> 00:36:46,003
Therapeutic.

829
00:36:46,003 --> 00:36:49,707
You Yeah,
they put capsaicin in and muscle rubs.

830
00:36:49,774 --> 00:36:50,174
yeah.

831
00:36:50,174 --> 00:36:52,777
It provides the heat and the ac hot
and it's like that.

832
00:36:52,777 --> 00:36:54,979
Yeah. Tiger bone has capsaicin.

833
00:36:54,979 --> 00:36:56,514
Not for human consumption.

834
00:36:56,514 --> 00:36:58,816
Don't eat it.

835
00:36:58,816 --> 00:36:59,283
Mercy.

836
00:36:59,283 --> 00:37:02,587
Get that big old syringe, too. Well,
he is.

837
00:37:02,720 --> 00:37:05,423
He is a butcher. Why?

838
00:37:05,423 --> 00:37:07,825
How many syringes do Butcher's use?

839
00:37:07,825 --> 00:37:09,660
no. What are they doing?

840
00:37:09,660 --> 00:37:11,796
I don't. I don't want to know.

841
00:37:11,796 --> 00:37:18,603
So he's going to he's going
to inject peppers and then clip them in

842
00:37:18,669 --> 00:37:23,007
for somebody to eat during the competition
because he's not allowed to compete.

843
00:37:23,074 --> 00:37:25,443
Yeah. Who's he getting revenge on?

844
00:37:25,443 --> 00:37:29,280
And I'm so glad that Dixie is just like,
No, like she shouldn't

845
00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:30,615
have looked in his mail.

846
00:37:30,615 --> 00:37:34,051
But I think even if she didn't
look at his mail and he showed up going,

847
00:37:34,252 --> 00:37:36,153
These are the peppers to use.

848
00:37:36,153 --> 00:37:38,256
She wouldn't want. Are.

849
00:37:38,256 --> 00:37:42,960
Also if she's controlling the peppers and
she's trying to win the competition and.

850
00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:44,729
It's held at her pub, it's a little.

851
00:37:44,729 --> 00:37:46,197
Rigged, a little sus.

852
00:37:46,197 --> 00:37:46,897
Never mind.

853
00:37:46,897 --> 00:37:49,200
All those basket has seen better days.

854
00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:51,669
You see how frayed and chewed up it is?

855
00:37:51,669 --> 00:37:54,005
It's a nasty basket.

856
00:37:54,005 --> 00:37:54,939
It's like.

857
00:37:54,939 --> 00:37:57,942
The kind of basket
you would get bread in at a restaurant,

858
00:37:57,942 --> 00:38:00,945
but it's been like stepped. On
or something.

859
00:38:01,112 --> 00:38:04,782
Now, I've said some horrible things
about how this show

860
00:38:04,782 --> 00:38:09,820
and all the shows we watch in particular
are horrible about academia.

861
00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:13,658
But economic expansion of cobalt
in Uzbekistan

862
00:38:13,658 --> 00:38:17,361
is the most actual like dissertation name
I've ever heard.

863
00:38:17,361 --> 00:38:18,529
Yeah, yeah.

864
00:38:18,529 --> 00:38:20,464
That's what dissertations are like.

865
00:38:20,464 --> 00:38:23,467
And they do actually mine
for Cobalt in Uzbekistan.

866
00:38:23,601 --> 00:38:25,236
So I looked at that.

867
00:38:25,236 --> 00:38:26,837
It's because I'm a nerd.

868
00:38:26,837 --> 00:38:30,574
Put a big L on my forehead,
but any kind of like,

869
00:38:30,641 --> 00:38:34,679
but I'm running a pilot study in Good
Man's land before I go to Pakistan.

870
00:38:34,679 --> 00:38:38,549
No No, no, they have nothing in common.

871
00:38:38,616 --> 00:38:44,922
So Jenny heads to the shed of disrepute,

872
00:38:44,989 --> 00:38:48,359
and winter is on the case.

873
00:38:48,426 --> 00:38:49,660
Never mind Tobit.

874
00:38:49,660 --> 00:38:53,097
Who is the most useless character
on the entire show?

875
00:38:53,097 --> 00:38:56,334
He doesn't need to be there, except for
he has to have a house

876
00:38:56,334 --> 00:38:57,301
that gets torn down.

877
00:38:57,301 --> 00:38:59,203
Now he's an information provider.

878
00:38:59,203 --> 00:39:00,404
Yeah, that's true, right?

879
00:39:00,404 --> 00:39:02,940
He's one of those like Lorna is.

880
00:39:02,940 --> 00:39:05,743
Talk to me and I'll tell you
more than you've asked me.

881
00:39:05,743 --> 00:39:09,213
Yeah, because I know stuff that it would
be difficult for you to figure out.

882
00:39:09,347 --> 00:39:10,047
Okay.

883
00:39:10,047 --> 00:39:13,017
Speaking of difficult to figure out,

884
00:39:13,017 --> 00:39:15,186
winter is creeping up to the shed.

885
00:39:15,186 --> 00:39:17,588
He's hearing weird sounds.

886
00:39:17,588 --> 00:39:19,290
And it's not wooden shoes.

887
00:39:19,290 --> 00:39:21,359
It's not wooden shoes.

888
00:39:21,359 --> 00:39:26,230
And we hear what sound
sounds like very, very.

889
00:39:26,230 --> 00:39:27,565
You know, really, really isn't.

890
00:39:27,565 --> 00:39:33,104
Really, really F-word. No.

891
00:39:33,204 --> 00:39:37,775
Now that Jenny is talking to her viewers.

892
00:39:37,775 --> 00:39:38,342
Right.

893
00:39:38,342 --> 00:39:41,512
Who she makes money from because they tip

894
00:39:41,512 --> 00:39:44,615
her virtually
tip her right to give her money.

895
00:39:44,615 --> 00:39:45,416
Yeah.

896
00:39:45,416 --> 00:39:50,621
And when she does
what they ask her to, like taking her

897
00:39:50,621 --> 00:39:55,025
shoe off or whatever, theoretically
they're going to tip her more. Yes.

898
00:39:55,226 --> 00:39:57,228
So she's talking back to the screen.

899
00:39:57,228 --> 00:40:00,564
And she's being like pouty sexual.
Yes. Yes.

900
00:40:00,631 --> 00:40:03,901
Trying to induce more tit. Yes.

901
00:40:03,968 --> 00:40:08,005
When she says this very controversial
things like.

902
00:40:08,005 --> 00:40:11,642
Some controversial it was the first thing
we heard about this episode.

903
00:40:11,675 --> 00:40:13,911
Yeah.
That there's an F-bomb in this episode.

904
00:40:13,911 --> 00:40:15,646
She is not on screen.

905
00:40:15,646 --> 00:40:19,216
So we have no opportunity,
No to read her lips. No.

906
00:40:19,216 --> 00:40:24,088
Apparently a lot of people
get your bleep already think she says.

907
00:40:24,088 --> 00:40:27,425
Really? Really? Yes.

908
00:40:27,491 --> 00:40:28,459
I think.

909
00:40:28,459 --> 00:40:31,462
And we'll tell you what we've done
to try to figure this out.

910
00:40:31,495 --> 00:40:33,964
listeners. We've done a lot.

911
00:40:33,964 --> 00:40:38,502
I think she says really, really hurt.

912
00:40:38,636 --> 00:40:39,870
Hurt, hurt.

913
00:40:39,870 --> 00:40:42,039
I think she's being pouty, being proud,

914
00:40:42,039 --> 00:40:46,076
and saying, if you don't give me a tip,
I'm going to be really, really hurt.

915
00:40:46,143 --> 00:40:46,977
Okay.

916
00:40:46,977 --> 00:40:50,080
She could also say really,
really hot in that vein.

917
00:40:50,114 --> 00:40:51,182
I think it's hurt.

918
00:40:51,182 --> 00:40:55,686
Okay. Well, I recorded the audio. Yes.

919
00:40:55,753 --> 00:40:59,056
Mark does all of
our audio editing for the podcast, plus,

920
00:40:59,156 --> 00:41:02,193
you know, engineers music
and has quite a bit of experience.

921
00:41:02,293 --> 00:41:06,263
This I digitized
the audio and normalized the audio.

922
00:41:06,330 --> 00:41:09,633
I then remove the sound
in the background of the audio.

923
00:41:09,633 --> 00:41:12,036
You visualize the audio? Yes.

924
00:41:12,036 --> 00:41:14,371
And it sounds like this now.

925
00:41:14,371 --> 00:41:17,374
Really, really soft.

926
00:41:17,508 --> 00:41:20,978
And to me it's clearly an F at the.

927
00:41:20,978 --> 00:41:23,948
Beginning, so much
so that you recorded yourself saying

928
00:41:23,948 --> 00:41:27,852
the F word and compared the visualizations
to see if the.

929
00:41:27,918 --> 00:41:29,119
Yes, it's clear.

930
00:41:29,119 --> 00:41:33,457
Which is a by label fricative. Yes.

931
00:41:33,524 --> 00:41:37,761
If you've ever taken linguistics class
which I had to your teeth on your lips.

932
00:41:37,761 --> 00:41:40,798
We also had the children listen to this.

933
00:41:40,831 --> 00:41:45,135
With their backs turned without telling
them what we thought she was saying.

934
00:41:45,135 --> 00:41:46,871
Yeah, they were split.

935
00:41:46,871 --> 00:41:48,906
Yeah, everybody is split.

936
00:41:48,906 --> 00:41:51,876
I think that split is intentional.

937
00:41:51,876 --> 00:41:54,612
It is fact checked.

938
00:41:54,612 --> 00:41:56,547
I think you're giving them
too much credit.

939
00:41:56,547 --> 00:41:59,817
I think it'll be really difficult
to deliver a line like that.

940
00:41:59,817 --> 00:42:01,185
Ambiguously.

941
00:42:01,185 --> 00:42:04,989
Well,
I'm going to call out the the actress

942
00:42:04,989 --> 00:42:10,294
and if she if Helen Lederer ever wants to
come on the episode, we will.

943
00:42:10,294 --> 00:42:14,965
Gladly just send us a tweet or Facebook
message or Instagram or whatever.

944
00:42:14,965 --> 00:42:16,233
Email, whatever. Yeah.

945
00:42:16,233 --> 00:42:18,269
What does it. Tell us what it says?

946
00:42:18,269 --> 00:42:23,641
Yeah, but I'm telling you
what you hear is f is a it's hurt.

947
00:42:23,741 --> 00:42:26,410
So this is what we would like you.

948
00:42:26,410 --> 00:42:32,283
This is what we want you to do.

949
00:42:32,349 --> 00:42:33,684
That's the best part.

950
00:42:33,684 --> 00:42:34,785
So you watch the.

951
00:42:34,785 --> 00:42:36,487
Scene for the first time and you're like,

952
00:42:36,487 --> 00:42:38,856
What did you just say
what I think she says.

953
00:42:38,856 --> 00:42:43,127
And then you see on screen or the chat
going by, Yeah.

954
00:42:43,227 --> 00:42:46,463
Some guy. Called Oliver Watts just go.

955
00:42:46,564 --> 00:42:50,868
Fade with exclamation point.

956
00:42:50,968 --> 00:42:52,836
crap.

957
00:42:52,836 --> 00:42:55,472
What do you think you were watching?

958
00:42:55,472 --> 00:42:57,341
It's like he's saying, dear.

959
00:42:57,341 --> 00:43:01,278
Yeah, exactly.

960
00:43:01,378 --> 00:43:04,081
Bam! Boob.

961
00:43:04,081 --> 00:43:05,883
One of our watch like a Maniacs was.

962
00:43:05,883 --> 00:43:07,484
Who wants to marry Jenny?

963
00:43:07,484 --> 00:43:10,387
The awful taxidermist. Just know me 99.

964
00:43:10,387 --> 00:43:14,692
Just know me 999 is the one who says,
Will you marry.

965
00:43:14,725 --> 00:43:17,361
Your incredible
marry me? And then, Oliver.

966
00:43:17,361 --> 00:43:22,566
What says

967
00:43:22,633 --> 00:43:24,668
you're still reeling from
What did she just say?

968
00:43:24,668 --> 00:43:26,070
And then you're. Like, thi.

969
00:43:26,070 --> 00:43:31,375
You f you, you, you, you, you have c says,
I really like what you.

970
00:43:31,375 --> 00:43:33,744
Offer. That person's very serious.

971
00:43:33,744 --> 00:43:34,912
I would like a refund.

972
00:43:34,912 --> 00:43:36,647
I would like a refund.

973
00:43:36,647 --> 00:43:39,850
Maybe she's saying, really really?

974
00:43:39,917 --> 00:43:43,287
Feet, three feet.

975
00:43:43,354 --> 00:43:49,193
So what we want you to do is tell us
what you think she's saying there.

976
00:43:49,326 --> 00:43:51,762
We've biased you
by telling you what we think.

977
00:43:51,762 --> 00:43:56,634
The best part would be
if you could record and send us your.

978
00:43:56,700 --> 00:43:58,068
Assessment of what you hear.

979
00:43:58,068 --> 00:43:59,103
Of what you hear.

980
00:43:59,103 --> 00:44:00,671
Just an audio little file.

981
00:44:00,671 --> 00:44:03,841
You can just use the memo
app on your phone and email it to us

982
00:44:03,841 --> 00:44:07,711
or whatever, but I would love to know
what other people hear.

983
00:44:07,711 --> 00:44:11,015
It's like that Yanny Laurel idea.

984
00:44:11,015 --> 00:44:15,619
Yeah, whatever you've been told, it says
that's what you hear at least initially.

985
00:44:15,653 --> 00:44:16,654
Or the dress.

986
00:44:16,654 --> 00:44:19,657
Is it black and silver, blue and gold.

987
00:44:19,890 --> 00:44:23,727
So we've already biased you a little bit,
but we would love to know what you think.

988
00:44:23,761 --> 00:44:26,497
So she says they talked to her.

989
00:44:26,497 --> 00:44:29,033
Everybody in the village
had to try new things.

990
00:44:29,033 --> 00:44:30,000
We find out that.

991
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:32,269
She used to run the garage.

992
00:44:32,269 --> 00:44:34,705
She used to repair cars.

993
00:44:34,705 --> 00:44:36,774
Right now everybody's got a scooter.

994
00:44:36,774 --> 00:44:38,342
Yeah, she's out of work.

995
00:44:38,342 --> 00:44:41,011
So she's tried her hand
at really bad taxidermy, and.

996
00:44:41,011 --> 00:44:43,947
She's making bucks.
She's making bucks with her feet.

997
00:44:43,947 --> 00:44:47,851
And Danny, then in the most self abusive

998
00:44:47,851 --> 00:44:52,556
way, is suing her so that her foot
fetish stuff doesn't come out.

999
00:44:52,623 --> 00:44:55,225
Why doesn't she just blackmailing her?
Yeah.

1000
00:44:55,225 --> 00:44:57,728
Hey, hypocrisy lives.

1001
00:44:57,728 --> 00:44:59,229
sorry. That's right.

1002
00:44:59,229 --> 00:45:01,265
She lives here. That's.

1003
00:45:01,265 --> 00:45:03,333
I forgot about that. Apparently.

1004
00:45:03,333 --> 00:45:05,235
He was keeping a note.

1005
00:45:05,235 --> 00:45:11,642
I'm glad Aldo didn't go this.

1006
00:45:11,709 --> 00:45:13,577
What feet would it have been?

1007
00:45:13,577 --> 00:45:14,511
His feet.

1008
00:45:14,511 --> 00:45:16,246
Cower. Big three, little.

1009
00:45:16,246 --> 00:45:21,618
Piggy feet free.

1010
00:45:21,719 --> 00:45:23,320
Tobit, I need your camera.

1011
00:45:23,320 --> 00:45:25,923
Do you have pictures on here
from three years ago? Yes.

1012
00:45:25,923 --> 00:45:27,925
Do I need to blow them up?

1013
00:45:27,925 --> 00:45:29,893
I never cleared the memory card.

1014
00:45:29,893 --> 00:45:30,627
Never.

1015
00:45:30,627 --> 00:45:33,997
It's not eco friendly
to clear the memory card.

1016
00:45:34,064 --> 00:45:35,099
Okay.

1017
00:45:35,099 --> 00:45:37,801
Ken's coffee is mesquite flavored.

1018
00:45:37,801 --> 00:45:40,037
And that just makes me kind of go.

1019
00:45:40,037 --> 00:45:41,305
But yeah.

1020
00:45:41,305 --> 00:45:43,207
It's like if they said it was Nordic.

1021
00:45:43,207 --> 00:45:46,977
Flavors.

1022
00:45:47,044 --> 00:45:47,845
Blubber.

1023
00:45:47,845 --> 00:45:49,880
Okay.

1024
00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:54,585
And then we come to the chili
eating contest.

1025
00:45:54,685 --> 00:45:58,489
And the giant gross ice cream cone.

1026
00:45:58,589 --> 00:46:02,226
It looks like a bloody brain inside
bloody brain.

1027
00:46:02,259 --> 00:46:04,228
It was one of our wives like a maniac.

1028
00:46:04,228 --> 00:46:06,163
I don't know why it's there. It's a pub.

1029
00:46:06,163 --> 00:46:08,298
Why is there a bloody ice cream
cone there.

1030
00:46:08,298 --> 00:46:08,732
I don't.

1031
00:46:08,732 --> 00:46:11,735
Our brain on a stick or whatever
it's supposed to be.

1032
00:46:11,735 --> 00:46:14,104
It's supposed to be an ice cream cone.
It's really ugly.

1033
00:46:14,104 --> 00:46:17,508
All those deaths is spectacular.

1034
00:46:17,574 --> 00:46:19,409
He does die.

1035
00:46:19,409 --> 00:46:21,345
He does a great job.

1036
00:46:21,345 --> 00:46:26,450
We don't usually give President prize
prizes out for dying, but he does it.

1037
00:46:26,450 --> 00:46:29,653
It's an all timer. Yeah. Yeah, it's good.

1038
00:46:29,753 --> 00:46:33,924
Never mind the fact that even touching
that thing wouldn't make you ill.

1039
00:46:33,924 --> 00:46:37,528
But it's injected, so it's on the inside
and nobody will ever notice.

1040
00:46:37,594 --> 00:46:39,363
I'm feeling it was a tiny, chilly.

1041
00:46:39,363 --> 00:46:42,399
Like, if he squeezed it, capsaicin
would have shot out the hole that he

1042
00:46:42,399 --> 00:46:45,569
used to inject it

1043
00:46:45,636 --> 00:46:47,504
like a little tiny water gun.

1044
00:46:47,504 --> 00:46:49,039
But deadly.

1045
00:46:49,039 --> 00:46:54,044
So there's a part here with Lorna
and Ken where one Ken

1046
00:46:54,044 --> 00:46:59,583
is talking to Barnaby in that in the cabin
in the very next scene,

1047
00:46:59,583 --> 00:47:03,020
he's in a completely different outfit
talking to Lana.

1048
00:47:03,120 --> 00:47:05,122
I think that seems in the wrong order.

1049
00:47:05,122 --> 00:47:09,626
I don't know if it's in the wrong order,
but it's cut together, wrong

1050
00:47:09,726 --> 00:47:11,161
continuity wise.

1051
00:47:11,161 --> 00:47:14,598
And then did
you see the kid who walks him?

1052
00:47:14,631 --> 00:47:17,901
No, It's like some teenage kid
just out of nowhere.

1053
00:47:18,135 --> 00:47:19,770
I don't know why he's there.

1054
00:47:19,770 --> 00:47:22,239
He's just. Eating peppers.
No, he's not eating peppers.

1055
00:47:22,239 --> 00:47:23,774
He never shows up anywhere else.

1056
00:47:23,774 --> 00:47:27,311
Obviously,
he was like, kid walk behind him.

1057
00:47:27,311 --> 00:47:31,715
Yeah, but then did you see what Ken does
when when he gets

1058
00:47:31,715 --> 00:47:36,954
turned down, he kicks rocks.

1059
00:47:37,020 --> 00:47:38,755
Why did actor.

1060
00:47:38,755 --> 00:47:41,091
Hey, you can't even let it out, you know?

1061
00:47:41,091 --> 00:47:42,292
So you kick. Rocks.

1062
00:47:42,292 --> 00:47:45,329
So the flags on the jellies,
Did you see what they said?

1063
00:47:45,362 --> 00:47:46,296
You asked me this.

1064
00:47:46,296 --> 00:47:50,133
You know, I don't because I don't look,
because I know you will say it over

1065
00:47:50,133 --> 00:47:51,068
and over again.

1066
00:47:51,068 --> 00:47:54,071
Is it words? I didn't pay any attention.

1067
00:47:54,238 --> 00:47:59,509
So one of them says
Dixie's little red chilies.

1068
00:47:59,610 --> 00:48:01,211
so she breeds the chilies, too,

1069
00:48:01,211 --> 00:48:04,214
and runs the chili contest
and owns the pub that hosts it.

1070
00:48:04,314 --> 00:48:05,782
And she thinks she's going to win.

1071
00:48:05,782 --> 00:48:06,850
Well, she's.

1072
00:48:06,850 --> 00:48:08,685
Well, she goes through people's mail.

1073
00:48:08,685 --> 00:48:11,688
They have. To mark hypocrisy lives.

1074
00:48:11,855 --> 00:48:14,057
Nazis.

1075
00:48:14,057 --> 00:48:15,259
They run this village.

1076
00:48:15,259 --> 00:48:18,061
The flag is the better one.

1077
00:48:18,061 --> 00:48:21,732
They are Liam's great balls of fire.

1078
00:48:21,832 --> 00:48:23,734
Great balls of fire.

1079
00:48:23,734 --> 00:48:25,769
Those are hotter than a burnt bagel.

1080
00:48:25,769 --> 00:48:27,471
They're eating dead.

1081
00:48:27,471 --> 00:48:30,474
Liam's peppers at this thing.

1082
00:48:30,540 --> 00:48:32,809
Slap my thigh and call me Betty.

1083
00:48:32,809 --> 00:48:34,912
They find out that Ken is not Ken.

1084
00:48:34,912 --> 00:48:37,781
He's actually Nico Carbone. Yes, right.

1085
00:48:37,781 --> 00:48:41,551
Because Ken is a completely different
person. Yes.

1086
00:48:41,652 --> 00:48:44,955
Studying at the University of Japan
or Tokyo or whatever.

1087
00:48:44,955 --> 00:48:49,626
And then they find out that Harlan
isn't exactly what he says he is either.

1088
00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:55,132
He's been fined and basically lost to
the oil company and all that good stuff.

1089
00:48:55,299 --> 00:48:58,535
Yeah,
but he's on the board of this organization

1090
00:48:58,535 --> 00:49:02,673
and we see the other board members,
and here's where I get to be a liar,

1091
00:49:02,673 --> 00:49:04,274
because I did look at this text.

1092
00:49:04,274 --> 00:49:06,543
Yeah, I read the names.

1093
00:49:06,543 --> 00:49:10,647
Ted Addison, Ilene Garland, Mateo Perez.

1094
00:49:10,781 --> 00:49:12,416
And David Jo.

1095
00:49:12,416 --> 00:49:14,785
David Jo.

1096
00:49:14,785 --> 00:49:16,620
Who is the monkey on the board? Yes.

1097
00:49:16,620 --> 00:49:19,790
The member of the monkeys is actually Davy
Jones.

1098
00:49:19,890 --> 00:49:20,457
Could have been.

1099
00:49:20,457 --> 00:49:22,459
Whose locker is on the board?

1100
00:49:22,459 --> 00:49:24,795
I went with Monkey David Jones is the end.

1101
00:49:24,795 --> 00:49:27,631
Yeah. Ted says he's not a people person.

1102
00:49:27,631 --> 00:49:30,133
He runs a major corporation.

1103
00:49:30,133 --> 00:49:31,702
Is a billionaire.

1104
00:49:31,702 --> 00:49:34,471
I don't think he's a
I think he's a people person.

1105
00:49:34,471 --> 00:49:36,807
He could be one of those
really smart people who starts a company

1106
00:49:36,807 --> 00:49:38,909
and then hires
the people who deal with other people.

1107
00:49:38,909 --> 00:49:43,146
Maybe he does a good job
of being awfully kind of shy and reserved.

1108
00:49:43,213 --> 00:49:44,681
He does. A little awkward.

1109
00:49:44,681 --> 00:49:46,116
As opposed to Bryan,

1110
00:49:46,116 --> 00:49:49,987
who figures everything out
and then becomes sneaky, makes sneakers.

1111
00:49:49,987 --> 00:49:54,191
Then he needs like a little mustache
to do.

1112
00:49:54,291 --> 00:49:56,994
So he's he's figured it out.

1113
00:49:56,994 --> 00:49:59,363
He knows that his daughter's the killer.

1114
00:49:59,363 --> 00:50:01,531
Now he at least knows she's involved.

1115
00:50:01,531 --> 00:50:02,032
And for.

1116
00:50:02,032 --> 00:50:02,966
Some reason, he.

1117
00:50:02,966 --> 00:50:04,301
Knocks winter out.

1118
00:50:04,301 --> 00:50:06,870
He knocks winter out.

1119
00:50:06,870 --> 00:50:08,338
How is that going to save her?

1120
00:50:08,338 --> 00:50:13,010
And I love how he talks to the person
inside the church and then

1121
00:50:13,110 --> 00:50:16,079
is like, there's no one.

1122
00:50:16,146 --> 00:50:17,347
There's nobody in there.

1123
00:50:17,347 --> 00:50:17,914
I don't know.

1124
00:50:17,914 --> 00:50:22,652
It is fantastic
acting as a person who is acting bad.

1125
00:50:22,652 --> 00:50:24,121
Yeah, you should go look somewhere else.

1126
00:50:24,121 --> 00:50:25,422
There's nobody in there.

1127
00:50:25,422 --> 00:50:27,958
Nobody. No, no, no body.

1128
00:50:27,958 --> 00:50:28,992
See what I said there?

1129
00:50:28,992 --> 00:50:32,295
No one has ever gone in there. Ever.
Really?

1130
00:50:32,329 --> 00:50:34,164
It's cold in there, though.
Like it's winter.

1131
00:50:34,164 --> 00:50:36,333
I say that there's nobody in there. No.

1132
00:50:36,333 --> 00:50:39,636
So Doug had figured out that
he owned the land?

1133
00:50:39,903 --> 00:50:41,571
Yeah, because he's a Harlan, and.

1134
00:50:41,571 --> 00:50:43,874
He figured out that he loved Lana.

1135
00:50:43,874 --> 00:50:46,843
Lana loved him
because she gave him an ultimatum.

1136
00:50:46,843 --> 00:50:49,413
What a horrible situation for Lana.

1137
00:50:49,413 --> 00:50:52,983
She gives him an ultimatum
and he disappears the next day.

1138
00:50:52,983 --> 00:50:55,786
It must have been so painful for her.
Absolutely.

1139
00:50:55,786 --> 00:50:58,321
Because I do
think she really cared about him.

1140
00:50:58,321 --> 00:51:00,824
No, but he'd had a fling with Harper.

1141
00:51:00,824 --> 00:51:02,859
I don't think he was a really good guy.

1142
00:51:02,859 --> 00:51:04,694
No. Plus, his name was Doug.

1143
00:51:04,694 --> 00:51:06,763
So Harper. Already sat.

1144
00:51:06,763 --> 00:51:08,131
In the before the lobster.

1145
00:51:08,131 --> 00:51:11,368
He doesn't show up in the third
period to play wax.

1146
00:51:11,368 --> 00:51:12,636
That's a hockey joke.

1147
00:51:12,636 --> 00:51:13,036
Yeah.

1148
00:51:13,036 --> 00:51:15,772
Whacks him on the head
with a with a big rock.

1149
00:51:15,772 --> 00:51:17,040
So that's her first call.

1150
00:51:17,040 --> 00:51:19,943
She kills four people,
the last one on accident.

1151
00:51:19,943 --> 00:51:22,913
Then she buries him under a firepit. Yes.

1152
00:51:22,913 --> 00:51:24,448
By Tobit house.

1153
00:51:24,448 --> 00:51:26,316
She is amazing.

1154
00:51:26,316 --> 00:51:28,752
Like she kills Danny with a weathervane.

1155
00:51:28,752 --> 00:51:31,755
Yeah, Liam, with the water,
with a rain meter.

1156
00:51:31,755 --> 00:51:35,959
Spiky thing, which in his face first.

1157
00:51:36,059 --> 00:51:36,359
yeah.

1158
00:51:36,359 --> 00:51:39,996
Like she stabbed him, like,
12 times in the face.

1159
00:51:40,230 --> 00:51:40,931
Yeah.

1160
00:51:40,931 --> 00:51:42,866
Then puts a spike in his neck.

1161
00:51:42,866 --> 00:51:44,668
I mean, it's not like.

1162
00:51:44,668 --> 00:51:46,736
This is an awful way to kill somebody.

1163
00:51:46,736 --> 00:51:51,808
What other ways could you kill people
with recycling or climate change things?

1164
00:51:51,908 --> 00:51:54,811
You could put him in one of those
cardboard, cardboard compressors.

1165
00:51:54,811 --> 00:51:56,346
See, that's a midsummer.

1166
00:51:56,346 --> 00:51:57,114
Way to go.

1167
00:51:57,114 --> 00:51:59,749
Or bury them in the compost pile.

1168
00:51:59,749 --> 00:52:00,984
it's really hot in there.

1169
00:52:00,984 --> 00:52:02,719
You know, in the compost pile.

1170
00:52:02,719 --> 00:52:05,655
Could have.
Fleur would make all sorts of jokes

1171
00:52:05,655 --> 00:52:09,493
if she had to
dig through the complex pile.

1172
00:52:09,559 --> 00:52:10,760
I think they missed out.

1173
00:52:10,760 --> 00:52:12,896
There or even better.

1174
00:52:12,896 --> 00:52:14,464
Do you want to cover up your crimes?

1175
00:52:14,464 --> 00:52:16,833
You could upcycle the body. Yes.

1176
00:52:16,833 --> 00:52:20,103
Like Frankenstein. Exactly.

1177
00:52:20,170 --> 00:52:22,005
Who's that new person in town?

1178
00:52:22,005 --> 00:52:23,974
He has talbott's feet.

1179
00:52:23,974 --> 00:52:25,709
But Ryan. Said.

1180
00:52:25,709 --> 00:52:27,277
And. Clogs.

1181
00:52:27,277 --> 00:52:29,079
Upcycling.

1182
00:52:29,079 --> 00:52:30,847
We've been upcycling our bodies.

1183
00:52:30,847 --> 00:52:33,717
So there's a big reveal in the discussion
in all this

1184
00:52:33,717 --> 00:52:37,020
that happens in the church,
which has no dixy in it.

1185
00:52:37,020 --> 00:52:42,559
The last 15 minutes of this episode,
Dixie is just not anywhere in the episode.

1186
00:52:42,692 --> 00:52:46,830
But what about the irony of Aldo
being killed by one of his own peppers?

1187
00:52:46,863 --> 00:52:50,167
Yes, he's absolutely
killed by one of his own peppers.

1188
00:52:50,167 --> 00:52:53,670
So Harper Spikes the
that are meant for Harlan? Yes.

1189
00:52:53,870 --> 00:52:55,705
Which I don't think she could do

1190
00:52:55,705 --> 00:52:58,208
because they don't
even have a full set of contestants.

1191
00:52:58,208 --> 00:53:00,443
How does she know
that's where Harlan is going to set?

1192
00:53:00,443 --> 00:53:03,780
She's a Ninja. Pepper.
Ninja, Pepper Ninja.

1193
00:53:03,980 --> 00:53:07,017
But then he dies from his own capsaicin
poisoning.

1194
00:53:07,017 --> 00:53:09,586
Yes, because. Spectacular.

1195
00:53:09,586 --> 00:53:12,689
Because I think she puts a little bit
more into the pepper than he would have.

1196
00:53:12,722 --> 00:53:14,057
I think. So he was just trying.

1197
00:53:14,057 --> 00:53:16,927
I think.
I think he was just trying to make it hot.

1198
00:53:16,927 --> 00:53:20,430
So that's not too bad of a death,
but a rock to the head.

1199
00:53:20,430 --> 00:53:25,368
I went there vein to the chest
and a rain meter to the face.

1200
00:53:25,368 --> 00:53:28,405
There's no way
that she could have killed Doug

1201
00:53:28,405 --> 00:53:30,540
with the way
that she throws the rock at him.

1202
00:53:30,540 --> 00:53:35,812
At first, she either buried him alive
or hit him again with a rock.

1203
00:53:35,912 --> 00:53:39,082
She is absolutely horrendous.

1204
00:53:39,182 --> 00:53:40,917
Her heart is broken.

1205
00:53:40,917 --> 00:53:42,219
First love.

1206
00:53:42,219 --> 00:53:44,721
okay. But all of that's fine.

1207
00:53:44,721 --> 00:53:48,491
What we need to discuss in
this scene is Nathaniel Park.

1208
00:53:48,592 --> 00:53:50,927
Brian's face.

1209
00:53:50,927 --> 00:53:52,262
Because she's.

1210
00:53:52,262 --> 00:53:53,496
We've got a screenshot of it.

1211
00:53:53,496 --> 00:53:56,700
That he is buried underneath this shack.

1212
00:53:56,733 --> 00:54:02,105
And it almost looks like Nathaniel
Parker is going.

1213
00:54:02,172 --> 00:54:04,407
my lord.

1214
00:54:04,407 --> 00:54:07,744
You know how when you're about to laugh
really, really hard,

1215
00:54:07,744 --> 00:54:10,213
but you're in a situation
where you really shouldn't

1216
00:54:10,213 --> 00:54:14,651
and the only thing you can do is cover
your face to hide that you're laughing

1217
00:54:14,718 --> 00:54:17,487
and let only your eyes show
That's the face

1218
00:54:17,487 --> 00:54:19,422
that he makes the first time
they show him.

1219
00:54:19,422 --> 00:54:20,924
At the second time it.

1220
00:54:20,924 --> 00:54:23,927
Looks like he is laughing his ass off.

1221
00:54:24,027 --> 00:54:26,196
The second time his eyes are teary.

1222
00:54:26,196 --> 00:54:28,865
Yeah, he looks like he's covering his face
because he's.

1223
00:54:28,865 --> 00:54:31,868
A separate actor.
But that both we that the.

1224
00:54:31,868 --> 00:54:32,936
First shot though.

1225
00:54:32,936 --> 00:54:36,339
When we see mostel's lost.

1226
00:54:36,406 --> 00:54:38,742
Cause it looks like he's. Like he she.

1227
00:54:38,742 --> 00:54:43,013
Says he's buried under the firepit
and it looks like he's going

1228
00:54:43,079 --> 00:54:44,247
I need to.

1229
00:54:44,247 --> 00:54:44,881
my God.

1230
00:54:44,881 --> 00:54:45,482
my God.

1231
00:54:45,482 --> 00:54:47,751
I need to put in the real that face.

1232
00:54:47,751 --> 00:54:48,518
And they did.

1233
00:54:48,518 --> 00:54:51,521
They just say enough. Good.

1234
00:54:51,688 --> 00:54:52,922
because that's the face.

1235
00:54:52,922 --> 00:54:56,293
Yeah, exactly.

1236
00:54:56,359 --> 00:54:58,795
Then there's a stupid competition
at the end of the episode.

1237
00:54:58,795 --> 00:55:01,564
It's useless,
even though many people have died.

1238
00:55:01,564 --> 00:55:03,967
Yeah, but they get those peppers
right off the plant

1239
00:55:03,967 --> 00:55:05,969
so they can't be poisoned, right?

1240
00:55:05,969 --> 00:55:07,637
No, because.

1241
00:55:07,637 --> 00:55:09,172
Needles don't go into that.

1242
00:55:09,172 --> 00:55:11,508
Are still on plants. This is so funny.

1243
00:55:11,508 --> 00:55:14,177
It's super. Good
that mass killer has been caught.

1244
00:55:14,177 --> 00:55:14,778
And that

1245
00:55:14,778 --> 00:55:18,515
she's a young woman who had her whole life
ahead of her and is clearly very broken.

1246
00:55:18,515 --> 00:55:21,751
And apparently a bad relationship
with her mother because she was like,

1247
00:55:21,885 --> 00:55:25,221
she's in the church doing mom,
no, that's not important.

1248
00:55:25,221 --> 00:55:28,224
I'm going to keep drinking this hot sauce
that's hotter than a bagel.

1249
00:55:28,325 --> 00:55:31,094
This must be talking about
after the credits. Yes.

1250
00:55:31,094 --> 00:55:33,897
Break Brian and Dixie. Yeah.

1251
00:55:33,897 --> 00:55:35,932
So what does this village become?

1252
00:55:35,932 --> 00:55:39,035
I don't know.
It used to be an eco village.

1253
00:55:39,169 --> 00:55:43,139
Well, I think Ken and Lana take it over,
because I think Ken and Lana

1254
00:55:43,139 --> 00:55:44,507
are a perfect couple.

1255
00:55:44,507 --> 00:55:49,279
Yeah, Like I know she is source of him,
as she should be.

1256
00:55:49,379 --> 00:55:54,551
But once she finds out he's an ego minded
billionaire, she's going to warm to him.

1257
00:55:54,617 --> 00:55:55,585
you think?

1258
00:55:55,585 --> 00:55:57,020
I think so too.

1259
00:55:57,020 --> 00:55:59,289
Maybe Harlan and Jenny get to hook up.

1260
00:55:59,289 --> 00:56:00,490
I think so.

1261
00:56:00,490 --> 00:56:03,860
He would support her foot fetish,
and he's probably better at taxidermy.

1262
00:56:03,860 --> 00:56:05,895
Yeah, he's from Texas, after all.

1263
00:56:05,895 --> 00:56:07,530
Absolutely.

1264
00:56:07,530 --> 00:56:09,599
Slap my thighs and call me Jenny.

1265
00:56:09,599 --> 00:56:10,600
What about Tobit?

1266
00:56:10,600 --> 00:56:18,575
Well, Tobit knows
now that he's living on haunted Earth.

1267
00:56:18,641 --> 00:56:20,877
Now, he'll probably just plant a tree.

1268
00:56:20,877 --> 00:56:25,682
Of him in his bare feet on the camera.

1269
00:56:25,749 --> 00:56:26,349
He doesn't take.

1270
00:56:26,349 --> 00:56:28,051
Pictures with his toes.

1271
00:56:28,051 --> 00:56:32,422
The only thing worse than bare feet
is socks.

1272
00:56:32,522 --> 00:56:33,957
You're really not a foot person.

1273
00:56:33,957 --> 00:56:35,892
No, you're an anti foot person.

1274
00:56:35,892 --> 00:56:36,559
Not a foot.

1275
00:56:36,559 --> 00:56:37,160
Person.

1276
00:56:37,160 --> 00:56:40,497
Who's the best corpse, Danny, Liam
or Aldo.

1277
00:56:40,597 --> 00:56:43,900
Danny's pretty good with that pig sticker
in the weather.

1278
00:56:43,900 --> 00:56:47,103
Sticker? Yeah, the car tax sticker.

1279
00:56:47,170 --> 00:56:50,573
It's a weathervane with a chicken.

1280
00:56:50,640 --> 00:56:52,809
But they all go because.

1281
00:56:52,809 --> 00:56:56,413
Of that. I'm sorry I found that funny.

1282
00:56:56,513 --> 00:56:57,013
You didn't.

1283
00:56:57,013 --> 00:57:00,617
You just kept going,

1284
00:57:00,717 --> 00:57:01,451
like.

1285
00:57:01,451 --> 00:57:02,385
she's broke. And I'm just going.

1286
00:57:02,385 --> 00:57:05,388
I'm just going to plow through and
just kind of keep talking and keep going.

1287
00:57:05,388 --> 00:57:06,389
I'm just going to talk about it.

1288
00:57:06,389 --> 00:57:08,758
Although, although death is good.

1289
00:57:08,758 --> 00:57:10,760
But is he the best?

1290
00:57:10,860 --> 00:57:12,195
I'm going to give it to Danny.

1291
00:57:12,195 --> 00:57:12,595
Okay.

1292
00:57:12,595 --> 00:57:15,665
Because he's got to be impaled in there
and is non beat

1293
00:57:15,865 --> 00:57:17,434
with a weathervane in his chest.

1294
00:57:17,434 --> 00:57:19,569
He did not roll as Dexter.

1295
00:57:19,569 --> 00:57:22,372
He Jack either.
He could easily dodge that.

1296
00:57:22,372 --> 00:57:26,276
But I think Liam
and all those deaths are better.

1297
00:57:26,443 --> 00:57:29,012
Yeah, but their corpses are not better.

1298
00:57:29,012 --> 00:57:30,613
that is a climate.

1299
00:57:30,613 --> 00:57:36,052
Of we are now for the third time,
completely out of Midsummer's.

1300
00:57:36,052 --> 00:57:37,487
Yeah, Again, as.

1301
00:57:37,487 --> 00:57:40,657
Far as we know,
there will be filming soon.

1302
00:57:40,890 --> 00:57:42,025
The next series.

1303
00:57:42,025 --> 00:57:43,827
There's everything to indicate.

1304
00:57:43,827 --> 00:57:47,697
This, but no indication that it won't be
released any earlier than next winter.

1305
00:57:47,764 --> 00:57:51,701
No. And this will be season 25.

1306
00:57:51,801 --> 00:57:53,970
It would not stun me if I was.

1307
00:57:53,970 --> 00:57:54,804
In last season.

1308
00:57:54,804 --> 00:57:55,839
Said this was the.

1309
00:57:55,839 --> 00:57:58,007
Last 25 years is a pretty good run.

1310
00:57:58,007 --> 00:57:59,642
It's a pretty good run.

1311
00:57:59,642 --> 00:58:03,112
People have been asking online
why there's only four episodes,

1312
00:58:03,213 --> 00:58:07,917
mostly because most of the of the shows
are four episodes, right?

1313
00:58:07,984 --> 00:58:09,619
Because they're minutes long.

1314
00:58:09,619 --> 00:58:11,020
They're movies. Yeah.

1315
00:58:11,020 --> 00:58:15,725
They're making four movies in
I think eight weeks is their schedule,

1316
00:58:15,758 --> 00:58:17,193
which is insane.

1317
00:58:17,193 --> 00:58:19,362
That's insane. That's really busy.

1318
00:58:19,362 --> 00:58:22,832
So the next thing that we're going to do
will keep this nice and short.

1319
00:58:22,866 --> 00:58:25,335
The next thing we're going to do
is jump back into season

1320
00:58:25,335 --> 00:58:28,771
one of Father Brown, where we left it,
which is episode nine.

1321
00:58:28,838 --> 00:58:31,207
The mayor and the Magician. Yes.

1322
00:58:31,207 --> 00:58:33,743
Will finish season one of Father Brown.

1323
00:58:33,743 --> 00:58:36,513
And before we finish, it looks like you
what we're going to do next.

1324
00:58:36,513 --> 00:58:36,946
The last.

1325
00:58:36,946 --> 00:58:39,716
Episode decided the. Blue Cross.

1326
00:58:39,716 --> 00:58:41,317
Yeah, we've got two more episodes and.

1327
00:58:41,317 --> 00:58:44,020
Season
will take us to the 12th of February.

1328
00:58:44,020 --> 00:58:48,358
And I can confidently say
that both of these father browns are good.

1329
00:58:48,358 --> 00:58:49,225
They're fun.

1330
00:58:49,225 --> 00:58:52,161
Neither of them is soul
sucking like that one than we had to skip.

1331
00:58:52,161 --> 00:58:54,764
Yes, that's
fine. Yes, we're doing with them.

1332
00:58:54,764 --> 00:58:59,569
We're going to do something after that
and then March and April,

1333
00:58:59,569 --> 00:59:03,773
we're going to the split over
those two months will be taking a break.

1334
00:59:03,773 --> 00:59:05,041
Then just a little break.

1335
00:59:05,041 --> 00:59:07,243
Well, three weeks we got to break.

1336
00:59:07,243 --> 00:59:10,079
So but before then, lots of craziness
to come.

1337
00:59:10,079 --> 00:59:12,482
Lots of maniac stuff to get through.

1338
00:59:12,482 --> 00:59:14,884
Absolutely. All right. Until then, if.

1339
00:59:14,884 --> 00:59:18,154
You have any thoughts or comments
on what we should cover next.

1340
00:59:18,187 --> 00:59:19,722
Yeah. You're free.

1341
00:59:19,722 --> 00:59:20,490
What do you think?

1342
00:59:20,490 --> 00:59:21,491
Jenny said.

1343
00:59:21,491 --> 00:59:23,259
Yes. Please tell us what you think.

1344
00:59:23,259 --> 00:59:24,394
Jenny said.

1345
00:59:24,394 --> 00:59:26,663
Was it for art. Or.

1346
00:59:26,663 --> 00:59:30,266
Hurt or.

1347
00:59:30,333 --> 00:59:30,633
Fine.

1348
00:59:30,633 --> 00:59:33,636
Maniacs? Pie maniacs.

1349
00:59:33,703 --> 00:59:36,573
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1350
00:59:36,573 --> 00:59:41,277
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1351
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1354
00:59:51,854 --> 00:59:56,359
Be very really really funny.

1355
00:59:56,492 --> 00:59:57,827
Maybe she's Scandinavian.

1356
00:59:57,827 --> 01:00:00,229
That's kind of what I'm wondering now.

1357
01:00:00,229 --> 01:00:01,164
And get burned.

1358
01:00:01,164 --> 01:00:04,167
You're really, really free.

1359
01:00:04,334 --> 01:00:05,335
There's your outtakes.

1360
01:00:05,335 --> 01:00:07,437
There we go.

1361
01:00:07,437 --> 01:00:09,806
The Swedish chef. And now we're warmed up.