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Well, hello all you beautiful people.

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You know what time it is.

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Ladies and gents, guys and dolls and

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everyone in between.

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Gather around. Get you something real

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nice to sip on and comfy to slip on.

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Cuz it's time for Smite Club. Here's

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your hosts, Chelsea and Hannah.

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[Music]

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[Laughter]

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Hey everybody and welcome to Smut Club.

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I'm Hannah. And I'm Chelsea.

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And this

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and this is the podcast where we are two

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licensed therapists who sometimes

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daydrink and sometimes don't

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and review smut books of varying

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caliber. I almost had it. I think you

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did a beautiful job.

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Thank you.

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Today is a drinking day.

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Clearly,

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penog greater

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box.

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Yep. We are still at this point as of

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this recording. We are still not

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sponsored by Boa Box.

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Yeah.

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Be a lot cooler if we were.

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It would.

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Uh cuz I'll also say, and this is by no

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means trying to like Boa DM me. Not not

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trying to make that happen. It if you

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wanted to, you could though. I'm

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enjoying this pino more than I expected.

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Oh, me too. Yeah. It's not as sweet as I

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thought it would be. It's nice.

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Yes. I think I normally lean Chardonnay.

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But I sometimes feel like the the Boda

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Chardonnay has a specific aftertaste,

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which I don't mind. I'm just not always

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looking for it.

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Sure.

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Um and so I'm enjoying this pino as cuz

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I feel like I typically do the

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Chardonnay or the rosé.

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Yes. Mhm. Mhm.

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And you know what I won't do though?

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What?

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Soft blanc.

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M. No.

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No. I'm not a grapefruit girly.

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Me either.

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And that is a a hard one if you don't

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like the acidic fruits in that regard.

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Speaking of that, on my way here this

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morning, for some reason, I had the

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thought that um cuz I I guess I saw an

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advertisement for the new um lavender

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latte at Starbucks. I was like, "That's

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interesting,

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but I hate lavender." And then I had the

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thought and I was like, well, I did

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really like that lemon and lavender

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lemonade or something that I had at

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Chelsea's. I'm going to try it and it

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was a mistake, but I paid $6 for it and

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so I drank it anyway and I just

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committed to it.

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I like a iced lavender latte, but I

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don't know if I've had lavender as a hot

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like in a hot beverage option and I

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don't know if I would enjoy that outside

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of tea. It was it was cold, but for me

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it was the the like the flavor itself

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was fine, but then behind it was like

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lavender and I was like

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the floral notes

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with beverages.

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It's a rookie move.

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You know, Starbucks a bunch of noobs.

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times, maybe my taste buds are different

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now and that's why I liked the lemonade,

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but that wasn't it. I think it was just

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better balanced.

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So, I'm just going to admit that I don't

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remember serving you lavender lemonade.

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You did? Or honey lavender something.

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Wasn't it lemonade?

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So, I have uh True Honey Tea Company

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makes a lavender lemonade tea bag. I had

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if it was iced, I steeped it in a I made

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lavender. That's why we like it.

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Nailed it.

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Take note, Starbucks.

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All right. So, all that said, today we

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are reviewing Sleet Princess by SJ

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Tilly.

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Is this hockey? How'd you know? Well, I

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was like, this is going to go one of two

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ways. Either she's going to be like an

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ice princess fa situation, but that's

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not usually the energy you bring.

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Sometimes, but not usually.

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So, I was like, feels more like hockey

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potentially.

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call. Um, and this is actually the

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fourth book in the series. It's the

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final book, but they're all standalone.

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so there are like references to the

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friend group a lot in the book, I think.

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I'm like, and all of the names are based

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off of like whatever the dudes like

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freaking nicknamed the girls. So, like I

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think it's like sleep kitten, sleep

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sugar, sleep banshee, and sleep

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princess.

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I got to be honest.

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If a man's nickname for me is Banshee,

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probably not. No, I don't think that's a

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person I want to be romantically

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involved with.

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person, right?

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It's not giving like enjoyment of the

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relationship.

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It's not the kindest nickname.

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No, it's giving you screech at me like

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But you know, some people are into that.

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That's true. That's true. Yeah.

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to them.

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To them.

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Yeah. Fair enough. Fair enough.

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Okay. So, but this one is sleep

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princess. Yes.

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This opens with Luke. Um, Luke is one of

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the co- captains for the Minnesota SLET,

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the NHL team.

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He is, uh, I think he's 36.

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like his birthday is is coming up and

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he'll be 37 soon, but like it's passive,

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so could be off on that. Um, he's close

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to retiring. Like

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there for a hockey player.

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you know, like all of my like friends

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and like peers have found love and are

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kind of like entering that next season

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and I I too would love to find love and

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I only have so many years left in me. I

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don't rebound like I used to. That sort

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of energy.

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Um he is in Mexico for his cousin's

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wedding.

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That's nice. Yes.

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Was that a previous book?

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they do that sometimes. Well, they do.

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he is his uh the cousin's best man.

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working out together and just like

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getting a workout in at the gym before

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all of the wedding festivities kind of

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Switch to Natalie. That's who we meet

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next.

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She is also at the resort resort for her

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cousin's wedding. Not the same wedding.

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Yes. This is not like they're not in the

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same wedding parties together. Like it's

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not there's not that much

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happened to be in the same place.

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right?

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that they were each there for their

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cousin's wedding, I was waiting for it

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to like be the same wedding to the point

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that like they flew home and were no

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longer in Mexico. And I'm like, "Oh, so

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it's not I was still waiting." I don't

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know why I built that in my head.

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Well, because that I mean that feels

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like a book I've read, but where you

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know, and then they dance together and

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then they have a one night stand and she

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turns out to be pregnant and 6 months,

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you know what I mean? Like,

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that's kind of a tropey thing, you know?

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1,000%. and like the oh we were like

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making eye contact and like the jokes

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like in the ceremon like those sorts of

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like cute moments and things like that.

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That's not what's happening here.

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Different weddings. Um she actually I

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don't I think her cousin she's not in

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the wedding party cuz her cousin didn't

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do wedding parties. She's just like

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there for the wedding but the bride is

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still kind of bridezilla and is like

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I need all of my friends who are here

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like all of my girls like we're still

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going to the gym. We're still like doing

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so one of those like I'd say she like

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doesn't have a formal wedding party but

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just has a bunch of friends that seems

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like like house party might be a better

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term for it.

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And so they're like we're going to the

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gym and Natalie is not thrilled. She's

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like I'm on [ __ ] vacation but like

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right okay

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you're the bride. I guess I'm going to

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the gym. Like I'm not loving this but I

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guess that's what I'm doing. So um back

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to Luke it. So this book

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there are so many chapters. Holy [ __ ]

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It's like the book is like less than 400

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pages and I think there were like 120

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chapters.

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Yes. Like and especially there are a lot

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of chapters like and it goes pretty much

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back and forth every other chapter on

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point of view. But like there will be a

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chapter that's like four sentences and

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then the next page is another four

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sentence chapter from the next person.

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So like things do kind of move

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quickly

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in some regard and but it is a lot of

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back and forth. Sometimes it feels

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relevant, sometimes it really doesn't.

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Yeah.

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Um

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so Luke is on this run with his cousin,

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walks into the gym, immediately sees

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this like beautiful woman just laying

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out on the weight bench reading her

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Kindle.

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I like that a lot. He's like, I am into

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her. I would I I need to know more about

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this situation. So, he just walks up and

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goes, "Mine Sharon, Princess Princess."

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Um, clock it. Page nine, his

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introduction to this woman already has

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the nickname. That might be a record.

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It might be.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Cuz I know when we just reviewed Twisted

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Love, you were like, "The nickname shows

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up at 25%." And in my head, I was like,

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I know I'm reviewing this book soon, and

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I can't wait to beat Hannah's record. I

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don't know if we if we I don't know if

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you can top page nine.

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That is early,

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especially when they've they don't know

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each other.

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They've never spoken.

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Yeah. This isn't like a they grew up

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together, brothers, best friend sort of

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trope.

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You're probably the only one who can get

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away with that on page one, right? But

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I'm like, page N is so freaking early

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for the nickname.

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Well, generally in real life, when a guy

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calls you some kind of nickname at the

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gym or when you're on the street, at a

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restaurant, whatever, it's not cute at

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all.

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No.

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Like, it's usually extremely either

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condescending or just like generally

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creepy. Like, that's not that's not good

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vibes. Well, and they each have a couple

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nicknames throughout the book for each

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other. So, like he calls her Princess,

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Green Eyes, or Little Royal.

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Okay.

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Like the whole like going between the

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three. And

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he has a couple Mr. Muscles.

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Nope.

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Player.

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And I think there there might be another

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one, but I'm just like, Lord, so many

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freaking nicknames. So, uh, she is

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startled when he's like, "Mind sharing?"

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And like drops her Kindle. He grabs it

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and just starts reading.

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Mhm.

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And it's a sex scene. I'm sure

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it is smut. It is indeed smut.

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And so she's like, "Can I have that

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back?" Like reaches for it. He's like

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holding it out of her arms reach.

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Finally gives it back to her and he's

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like, "What's your name?" And she's

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like, "Princess is good." And just like

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walks away.

331
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You know all you need to know. Thank

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you.

333
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Uhhuh. And she's like, "All right, put

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in my time at the freaking gym. I showed

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up,

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right?

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I'm going to the beach now. I'm on

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vacation. Let no man stop me. I'm not a

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freaking bridesmaid.

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Don't give me tasks.

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I didn't sign up for this."

342
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Yes. Um, so she is down and

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swimming and and just like kind of

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floating in the water. Luke goes out and

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is at the beach immediately like clocks

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the pink swimsuit and he's like, "Yep,

347
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there she is.

348
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I'm here. Hello."

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So goes out and like swims out to her,

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but then startles her and she just like

351
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goes under because

352
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I'm sure.

353
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Yes. I'm like as any of us would do if

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we're just floating in the ocean and

355
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someone startles us.

356
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Um, and so then he's like apologizing

357
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and he's like, "It's you can push me

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under if you want." And she's like, "I'm

359
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not gonna." And then like before she

360
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finishes the sentence, just dumps some.

361
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And he's like,

362
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"Good for her.

363
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I I respect it."

364
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Yeah. Yeah.

365
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Yeah. Good for her.

366
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Um, they introduce themselves, start

367
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flirting, like very hard from the jump.

368
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This like instant attraction.

369
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She's from outside Chicago. And uh and

370
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he's like, "Oh, like because he says he

371
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plays hockey and I forget exact but like

372
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it's something where he's just like oh

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you live outside Chicago so you can't

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claim Chicago. The sle is your team

375
00:13:33,040 --> 00:13:40,040
now." And you're like what the good sir

376
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you don't know this.

377
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Your face is so unimpressed.

378
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Well I'm just like hockey never heard of

379
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it. Like, how do you know if she even is

380
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into hockey? Like, why are we assigning

381
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her a team? Which is okay. All right.

382
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Well, I think it was more of like a Oh,

383
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so you play like

384
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he's like, you're not Chicago. You said

385
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you live outside Chicago. So, like sle

386
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is your team now. Which still you're

387
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okay. Roll your eyes. It's fine.

388
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Well, it's giving desperation, but go

389
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ahead. Like, okay.

390
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Well, she's into the desperation. It's

391
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working for them.

392
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Hey, different strokes and all that.

393
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Good for her and him, I guess.

394
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I like that every single thing that

395
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Luke's doing, Hannah's like unimpressed.

396
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Please move on to the next. And I'm

397
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like, and then he did this and you're

398
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like still unimpressed.

399
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Hate it.

400
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And I'm like, Natalie does not seem to

401
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feel that way.

402
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:37,920
I'm happy for both of them. They really

403
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found each other. It sounds like Oh, I

404
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mean, we're pretty early still. I

405
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imagine there's some plot.

406
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I

407
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I imagine there's a plot. Maybe

408
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they had been out in deeper waters and

409
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he ends up like swimming them back into

410
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like slightly shallower territory.

411
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They end up kissing. It gets heated. Uh

412
00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:05,440
it would probably get more heated, but

413
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then someone on the beach calls for her

414
00:15:05,440 --> 00:15:08,800
and it's like one of it's not her

415
00:15:06,880 --> 00:15:09,920
cousin, but it's one of the non

416
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bridesmaids and she's like, "Well, I

417
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guess I probably got to go get ready for

418
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the rehearsal." So, she kind of takes

419
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off and he's like, "Well, I'm going to

420
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:20,000
swim around for a minute and then I I

421
00:15:17,920 --> 00:15:22,320
too will get out, but no need to scare

422
00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:24,720
the children right now." Oh, no. You go

423
00:15:22,320 --> 00:15:26,639
ahead.

424
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So awkward.

425
00:15:26,639 --> 00:15:32,160
He's like, I will stay where I am.

426
00:15:30,160 --> 00:15:35,920
What's that episode of Community where

427
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the guy from Subway has sex with Britta?

428
00:15:35,920 --> 00:15:40,639
It's a whole thing. But they listen to

429
00:15:38,399 --> 00:15:43,440
them having sex and the guy from Subway

430
00:15:40,639 --> 00:15:44,800
is like, "Unacceptable. You're fired."

431
00:15:43,440 --> 00:15:46,959
And then he's like, "And then if someone

432
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would hand me my coat, I would make my

433
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way out." And everybody's like, "Your

434
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coat is next to the door." And he's

435
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like, "If somebody would hand me my coat

436
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and everybody's just like,

437
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"Yeah, that's what it makes me think of.

438
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Hand me my coat.

439
00:16:05,360 --> 00:16:09,440
hand me my coat.

440
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All of the things I think of with

441
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community,

442
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that's not one of the But like when you

443
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said it, I'm like, "Oh, yeah, I do." But

444
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I whenever I think of Brida, I think of

445
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:24,480
her organizing the political protest and

446
00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:26,720
when she goes to protest something

447
00:16:24,480 --> 00:16:28,560
and no one else shows up and then she

448
00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:29,839
sees them all walking by and she's like,

449
00:16:28,560 --> 00:16:31,120
"What happened guys? I thought we were

450
00:16:29,839 --> 00:16:32,560
all like gonna like fight for the

451
00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:35,440
animals together." And they were like,

452
00:16:32,560 --> 00:16:38,800
"Well, I ate a cheeseburger and then I

453
00:16:35,440 --> 00:16:41,040
wasn't cold anymore."

454
00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:44,320
Yes.

455
00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:47,600
And as someone who's been predominantly

456
00:16:44,320 --> 00:16:48,399
meat-free for over a decade,

457
00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:50,639
Yep.

458
00:16:48,399 --> 00:16:54,000
I was like, "Oh, is that the answer? I'm

459
00:16:50,639 --> 00:16:57,519
always [ __ ] cold."

460
00:16:54,000 --> 00:17:00,079
Oh, no. Have a cheeseburger.

461
00:16:57,519 --> 00:17:01,920
The solution. Absolutely the solution.

462
00:17:00,079 --> 00:17:05,679
Supplement, I suppose.

463
00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:07,120
So Natalie is my urine supplement would

464
00:17:05,679 --> 00:17:11,039
also be helpful.

465
00:17:07,120 --> 00:17:14,400
Anemia runs in my family.

466
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I should get my labs done again soon.

467
00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:17,280
It's been a minute.

468
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Preventative health matters.

469
00:17:17,280 --> 00:17:22,720
Mhm. To be fair, I got my lab work done

470
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probably about 6 months ago and then my

471
00:17:22,720 --> 00:17:26,319
doctor text me and said, "It came in.

472
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When are you free to schedule?" And I

473
00:17:26,319 --> 00:17:31,440
said,

474
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"Let me get back to you." And by the

475
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time I get back to them, I'm gonna need

476
00:17:32,799 --> 00:17:36,480
new lab work. That was already spilled

477
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over six months ago.

478
00:17:36,480 --> 00:17:41,200
Yeah,

479
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my bad. So, okay, Natalie is at her

480
00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:47,600
cousin's rehearsal at this point and

481
00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:48,480
Googles Luke because Yes, that's what

482
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you do.

483
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Yes.

484
00:17:49,120 --> 00:17:53,360
And so, as she is uh looking at her

485
00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:55,919
phone, her dad sees it and is like, "Oh,

486
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let's let's start with one team." Haha.

487
00:17:55,919 --> 00:18:03,760
Because apparently Natalie's and her

488
00:17:59,280 --> 00:18:05,919
dad, they own Wagner Corp. I don't know.

489
00:18:03,760 --> 00:18:07,520
Um, it sounds like general business.

490
00:18:05,919 --> 00:18:10,880
They do

491
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very lucrative. She has like a trust of

492
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like a 100 mil that like she's never

493
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even touched because she doesn't need to

494
00:18:14,799 --> 00:18:20,799
based off of her like

495
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the So her dad just bought the NFL team

496
00:18:20,799 --> 00:18:24,720
in Minneapolis.

497
00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:27,600
Oh. So, he just bought the biters and

498
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they will be Yep. I didn't name it.

499
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They will be moving to from Illinois to

500
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Minnesota.

501
00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:36,480
Oh.

502
00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:37,520
Very soon because he just bought this

503
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team.

504
00:18:37,520 --> 00:18:42,480
Um, which she's like,

505
00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:45,280
"Yeah, I wasn't really didn't want to

506
00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:47,120
lead with that with

507
00:18:45,280 --> 00:18:49,280
meeting Luke." She's like, "When do you

508
00:18:47,120 --> 00:18:51,520
tell them that you're moving?" And then

509
00:18:49,280 --> 00:18:53,440
when they ask why you or like because my

510
00:18:51,520 --> 00:18:54,160
dad just bought an NFL team like

511
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right right

512
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I don't really know how to slip that

513
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into conversation

514
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or be like well the sleep will be my

515
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team in about a month. Yay. Wink wink.

516
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Yes.

517
00:19:04,880 --> 00:19:10,000
So later that night she is creeping his

518
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Instagram and does what all of us have

519
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accidentally done at some point.

520
00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:12,960
Yep.

521
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Likes a photo.

522
00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:15,200
Yep.

523
00:19:13,600 --> 00:19:17,120
Too far back and is immediately like

524
00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:19,360
[ __ ] and like tries to unlike it, but

525
00:19:17,120 --> 00:19:21,200
like by the time she unlikes it sees

526
00:19:19,360 --> 00:19:23,280
that she has a new DM and she's like,

527
00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:25,200
"Oh,

528
00:19:23,280 --> 00:19:26,640
okay."

529
00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:28,559
And so like he's sitting there and he's

530
00:19:26,640 --> 00:19:29,679
like texting her and then like his

531
00:19:28,559 --> 00:19:31,360
cousin is like annoying him and he's

532
00:19:29,679 --> 00:19:33,919
like, "Remind me why I like room with my

533
00:19:31,360 --> 00:19:36,160
cousin and any room with like where

534
00:19:33,919 --> 00:19:38,320
where you're staying h like that sort of

535
00:19:36,160 --> 00:19:42,160
energy and she's just like

536
00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:45,360
you can have the floor room 112."

537
00:19:42,160 --> 00:19:48,000
All right. So he just takes off.

538
00:19:45,360 --> 00:19:48,880
He's like, I will not wait for her to

539
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,919
change her mind.

540
00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:50,720
What a wingman.

541
00:19:49,919 --> 00:19:52,720
Yeah. Goes,

542
00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:57,200
"Great job."

543
00:19:52,720 --> 00:19:59,679
Just just knocks on her door. They She

544
00:19:57,200 --> 00:20:03,280
opens it. They immediately start going

545
00:19:59,679 --> 00:20:05,200
at it again, right? Uh

546
00:20:03,280 --> 00:20:06,880
then there's a knock on her door and

547
00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:08,960
it's her dad and he's like, "Hey, I

548
00:20:06,880 --> 00:20:11,440
brought ice cream." And she's like,

549
00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:13,280
"Fuck, [ __ ] fuck." She's like, "Sorry

550
00:20:11,440 --> 00:20:15,600
about this." and kicks him out. But she

551
00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:18,640
has like a swim up pool off the back.

552
00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:19,440
So, and he just like laughs.

553
00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:22,080
Swims out.

554
00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:24,320
Yeah. He's just like this. It's a story

555
00:20:22,080 --> 00:20:26,960
kind of energy. And he's like, well,

556
00:20:24,320 --> 00:20:28,799
carries his phone over his head and just

557
00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:32,880
like wads out.

558
00:20:28,799 --> 00:20:34,880
You're 36 years old, bro.

559
00:20:32,880 --> 00:20:37,440
Hannah,

560
00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:39,280
my husband is 36 years old. Dead ass.

561
00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:43,200
Tell me Vance would not do like in if

562
00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:46,960
the circumstances were right. like I

563
00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:50,080
you're like I take it. He would

564
00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:55,200
and my husband who is fully 43 would

565
00:20:50,080 --> 00:21:00,360
likely do the same. So yeah,

566
00:20:55,200 --> 00:21:00,360
in my head Matt was still 40.

567
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:05,840
Yours keep moving though.

568
00:21:04,080 --> 00:21:07,600
Yeah. I just feel like on Facebook I saw

569
00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:09,360
that it was his 40th birthday and would

570
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:11,120
have bet that that was within the last

571
00:21:09,360 --> 00:21:11,600
year and I'm realizing

572
00:21:11,120 --> 00:21:13,600
no

573
00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:14,320
I'm wrong and it was not within the last

574
00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:18,159
year.

575
00:21:14,320 --> 00:21:20,159
Last night I was asking him like you

576
00:21:18,159 --> 00:21:22,240
know if you needed anything checking in

577
00:21:20,159 --> 00:21:24,400
whatever and he was like I mean not

578
00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:27,600
really

579
00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:30,320
a surprise [ __ ] would be nice. And I

580
00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:33,320
was like, "What level of surprise?"

581
00:21:30,320 --> 00:21:33,320
Like,

582
00:21:33,679 --> 00:21:38,080
like, "Do you want no warning? Do you

583
00:21:35,840 --> 00:21:39,600
want a lot of warning?" Like, what?

584
00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:41,200
Is it just like a I want to suck your

585
00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:41,520
dick right now? Is like that what you're

586
00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:44,960
looking

587
00:21:41,520 --> 00:21:46,960
am I just like, am I taking the wheel

588
00:21:44,960 --> 00:21:48,960
here? Cuz that's different energies. I'm

589
00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:51,840
open to both, but like I need more

590
00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:54,070
information. And he goes, I want to be

591
00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:57,130
so surprised that I go

592
00:21:54,070 --> 00:21:57,130
[Applause]

593
00:22:02,720 --> 00:22:06,440
And I was like, "Okay,

594
00:22:09,360 --> 00:22:15,840
I'm vastly overthinking how to achieve

595
00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:18,159
that level of response."

596
00:22:15,840 --> 00:22:21,799
Okay, I guess I have to jump out of a

597
00:22:18,159 --> 00:22:21,799
closet or something.

598
00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:30,320
uh pop out of a cake like a stripper.

599
00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:31,600
I remember there was this dude that uh

600
00:22:30,320 --> 00:22:34,720
I don't know. I think he was like a

601
00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:37,520
detective for Nashville PD.

602
00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:38,880
Uh I don't know. I knew him because I

603
00:22:37,520 --> 00:22:41,360
worked crisis and we worked very closely

604
00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:43,440
with law enforcement. He was law

605
00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:43,840
enforcement, whatever that that was.

606
00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:46,640
Sure.

607
00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:49,840
But he was my age, my co-workers age.

608
00:22:46,640 --> 00:22:52,320
him. Uh we were at a training and uh me,

609
00:22:49,840 --> 00:22:54,240
it was me, a male coworker, and then

610
00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:55,200
this dude who is law enforcement,

611
00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:55,440
whatever that is.

612
00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:57,360
Sure.

613
00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:59,360
And they were talking about first dates

614
00:22:57,360 --> 00:23:02,880
and like

615
00:22:59,360 --> 00:23:05,039
what level of intimacy happens on a

616
00:23:02,880 --> 00:23:05,840
first date and if a girl puts out or

617
00:23:05,039 --> 00:23:07,840
things like that.

618
00:23:05,840 --> 00:23:09,919
Sure. But he's like, listen, he's like,

619
00:23:07,840 --> 00:23:13,360
I'll always pay the bill. Whatever you

620
00:23:09,919 --> 00:23:15,039
want to give. Like a [ __ ] like never

621
00:23:13,360 --> 00:23:18,159
expected.

622
00:23:15,039 --> 00:23:19,919
Always appreciated.

623
00:23:18,159 --> 00:23:21,360
Never expected.

624
00:23:19,919 --> 00:23:26,480
Always appreciated.

625
00:23:21,360 --> 00:23:27,120
And Vance will still say that to me now.

626
00:23:26,480 --> 00:23:29,280
I like that.

627
00:23:27,120 --> 00:23:30,799
Yeah. He's like never expected.

628
00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:31,760
Always appreciated.

629
00:23:30,799 --> 00:23:34,320
Yeah.

630
00:23:31,760 --> 00:23:35,840
And I do feel like at any point in time

631
00:23:34,320 --> 00:23:37,919
if you're just like want me to suck your

632
00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:39,280
dick? That is the That's the level of

633
00:23:37,919 --> 00:23:39,679
surprise right there.

634
00:23:39,280 --> 00:23:41,840
Yeah,

635
00:23:39,679 --> 00:23:42,559
you don't need to jump out of a closet.

636
00:23:41,840 --> 00:23:45,760
I don't.

637
00:23:42,559 --> 00:23:47,760
That's gift enough.

638
00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:48,960
You're really right. I'm overthinking

639
00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:51,919
it.

640
00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:53,840
Or when we're done recording, we can go

641
00:23:51,919 --> 00:23:55,679
see what mask options you can buy to

642
00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:57,679
really commit to the bit and surprise

643
00:23:55,679 --> 00:24:00,320
him.

644
00:23:57,679 --> 00:24:03,520
Matt already has most multiple masks of

645
00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:05,679
various horror characters. I can just

646
00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:10,000
not the Jason mask cuz it's a hockey

647
00:24:05,679 --> 00:24:13,120
mask so there's not a lot of room. Wh

648
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:16,000
see horror masks make some people's

649
00:24:13,120 --> 00:24:17,520
dicks twitch and it makes other people's

650
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:20,520
dicks

651
00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:20,520
invert.

652
00:24:25,039 --> 00:24:32,120
And so that is where we shall leave

653
00:24:27,679 --> 00:24:32,120
Hannah's husband's dick.

654
00:24:32,799 --> 00:24:37,279
I don't know. Never expected. Always.

655
00:24:35,520 --> 00:24:39,520
Always appreciated.

656
00:24:37,279 --> 00:24:41,919
That's going to go on our merch.

657
00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:45,720
I hope you jump out of a closet and

658
00:24:41,919 --> 00:24:45,720
that's what he says.

659
00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:53,279
That would be full circle, wouldn't it?

660
00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:57,039
That really would be. Yeah. So, he

661
00:24:53,279 --> 00:24:59,440
sneaks out from the swim up pool.

662
00:24:57,039 --> 00:25:00,880
The next day is the wedding. The

663
00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:02,400
weddings happen. and no one gives a

664
00:25:00,880 --> 00:25:04,880
[ __ ] I don't even know if I know the

665
00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:06,320
name of the bride. Like, I don't even

666
00:25:04,880 --> 00:25:07,520
know if I know Natalie's cousin's name.

667
00:25:06,320 --> 00:25:09,600
They probably mention it. It wasn't

668
00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:12,159
really relevant cuz she didn't also

669
00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:13,679
really like her cousin that much.

670
00:25:12,159 --> 00:25:15,760
It seemed like this wedding was more of

671
00:25:13,679 --> 00:25:18,159
an excuse for her to go on vacation.

672
00:25:15,760 --> 00:25:20,640
Yeah. It was more of like a

673
00:25:18,159 --> 00:25:22,880
my dad loves his brother and I love my

674
00:25:20,640 --> 00:25:23,279
dad and so I'll show up to my cousin's

675
00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:25,919
wedding.

676
00:25:23,279 --> 00:25:27,600
That makes sense. Mhm.

677
00:25:25,919 --> 00:25:29,279
But pretty much as soon as the reception

678
00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:31,760
start, Luke is like, "Well, I think it's

679
00:25:29,279 --> 00:25:33,440
time I go seek out Natalie."

680
00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:35,120
He's like, "There are only so many other

681
00:25:33,440 --> 00:25:35,679
places weddings can be happening on this

682
00:25:35,120 --> 00:25:37,039
island."

683
00:25:35,679 --> 00:25:39,360
Mhm.

684
00:25:37,039 --> 00:25:40,880
Not island, it's Mexico

685
00:25:39,360 --> 00:25:42,320
in this general vicinity.

686
00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:42,880
This general resort.

687
00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:44,480
Sure.

688
00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:48,320
Yes.

689
00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:51,360
It works well. He finds her. Uh

690
00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:52,720
they bone on the beach. It's secluded

691
00:25:51,360 --> 00:25:56,159
enough.

692
00:25:52,720 --> 00:25:58,640
He did also steal his cousin's condom.

693
00:25:56,159 --> 00:26:02,080
His cousin whose wedding night it was

694
00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:04,640
who only brought one condom for the

695
00:26:02,080 --> 00:26:05,120
wedding night. Wedding weekend. I had

696
00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:06,799
extra.

697
00:26:05,120 --> 00:26:08,159
To be honest, I feel like that's on the

698
00:26:06,799 --> 00:26:10,159
cousin.

699
00:26:08,159 --> 00:26:12,880
Why are you only bringing one?

700
00:26:10,159 --> 00:26:15,039
Yeah. I'm like, but also if you know

701
00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:17,679
your cousin only brought one and it's

702
00:26:15,039 --> 00:26:21,200
his wedding night and you steal it from

703
00:26:17,679 --> 00:26:22,640
him, that is pretty shitty. that if you

704
00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:24,320
know it's his only one, that's pretty

705
00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:27,760
shitty.

706
00:26:24,320 --> 00:26:29,520
But also to your point,

707
00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:31,200
it's your wedding night and it feels

708
00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:35,279
like you could have prepped more going.

709
00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:38,520
I feel bad for your new wife.

710
00:26:35,279 --> 00:26:38,520
Do better.

711
00:26:39,360 --> 00:26:44,400
Come on, man. Do better.

712
00:26:42,480 --> 00:26:45,600
Yeah. Uh

713
00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:47,679
yeah. Yeah. So they bone on the beach

714
00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:49,279
and then like as they're walking back

715
00:26:47,679 --> 00:26:50,559
his name is called and he's like, "Oh,

716
00:26:49,279 --> 00:26:52,080
it's like people like from the So they

717
00:26:50,559 --> 00:26:52,960
just kind of like part ways and

718
00:26:52,080 --> 00:26:55,520
sure

719
00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:58,480
and move on." And so the next morning

720
00:26:55,520 --> 00:27:01,840
they fly home individually which like

721
00:26:58,480 --> 00:27:04,000
starts a text montage.

722
00:27:01,840 --> 00:27:05,760
Um there are a couple different text

723
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:08,320
montages that we'll have throughout

724
00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:10,320
this. And so throughout this like you

725
00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:13,600
can tell she's traveling for work. he's

726
00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:17,520
also traveling for games

727
00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:20,799
like they facetimed amidst the travel

728
00:27:17,520 --> 00:27:23,200
and um he asks her about her travel

729
00:27:20,799 --> 00:27:25,440
schedule for the week and she has a free

730
00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:27,200
night. She has to be in California the

731
00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:30,720
next day um but has a free night and he

732
00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:33,039
has a game in Vegas. So she agrees to

733
00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:39,120
have a layover in Vegas to go to his

734
00:27:33,039 --> 00:27:41,200
game and see him. H yes. Uh, so that

735
00:27:39,120 --> 00:27:42,559
said, he also like he does he still does

736
00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:42,960
not know she's loaded,

737
00:27:42,559 --> 00:27:44,159
right?

738
00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:45,840
She's just they're just like living

739
00:27:44,159 --> 00:27:47,840
their life, having this like flirty

740
00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:49,360
banner. It's also one of those things

741
00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:50,880
where like his mom has always been like,

742
00:27:49,360 --> 00:27:53,200
"You got to look out for gold diggers."

743
00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:53,760
Like you're like a professional athlete,

744
00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:55,840
right?

745
00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:57,600
And so

746
00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:58,960
for some reason that comes up a couple

747
00:27:57,600 --> 00:28:00,640
times in the book and then it's like,

748
00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:03,679
"Yeah, and she's not one." So

749
00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:06,080
that's convenient. Anyway, it's like

750
00:28:03,679 --> 00:28:07,760
kind of how it read to me like a little

751
00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:09,120
a little too passive. I was like, why

752
00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:09,360
did we reference this? We could have

753
00:28:09,120 --> 00:28:11,679
just

754
00:28:09,360 --> 00:28:14,080
It seems unnecessary.

755
00:28:11,679 --> 00:28:16,080
Yeah, at least was my interpretation.

756
00:28:14,080 --> 00:28:18,000
Sure. Oh, it could it doesn't sound like

757
00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:19,760
it's relevant to the plot.

758
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:22,960
Yes, exactly.

759
00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:24,960
Um, so she just bought herself one

760
00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:28,080
ticket cuz that's all she needed and it

761
00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:28,880
is right next to the penalty box. Very

762
00:28:28,080 --> 00:28:33,760
good seat.

763
00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:35,919
Mhm. And um as anticipated as well as

764
00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:38,480
I'm sure you can anticipate

765
00:28:35,919 --> 00:28:41,520
what Luke gets in gets thrown into the

766
00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:44,320
penalty box with Zach

767
00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:46,240
who I believe was the if I'm remembering

768
00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:47,360
correctly was the main dude in Sleet

769
00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:51,840
Sugar.

770
00:28:47,360 --> 00:28:53,919
Okay. Yes. Zach is with Izzy

771
00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:57,919
Sugar. Uh

772
00:28:53,919 --> 00:29:00,080
and her dad is the coach of the team.

773
00:28:57,919 --> 00:29:02,480
Oh, okay. Yes.

774
00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:05,840
So, Zach and Luke both get thrown into

775
00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:07,120
the penalty box and then Luke sees that

776
00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:08,399
she's sitting there and Zach is

777
00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:09,840
immediately like trying to like elbow

778
00:29:08,399 --> 00:29:11,600
him back like, "Who are you looking at?

779
00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:13,200
What's happening?"

780
00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:15,440
And Luke's going to play [ __ ] cool,

781
00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:18,159
man. Shut the [ __ ] up. Yeah. Get back.

782
00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:20,240
Get back. Uh, and he sees that she's

783
00:29:18,159 --> 00:29:22,720
wearing a sleet jersey and he's like,

784
00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:26,080
"Turn around." Like, so she turns around

785
00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:28,720
and it's just a blank jersey.

786
00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:29,600
Not Zack. Luke is like, "The fuck." Like

787
00:29:28,720 --> 00:29:30,080
good for her.

788
00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:30,559
Yeah.

789
00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:33,120
Yeah.

790
00:29:30,559 --> 00:29:34,799
Well, and she's like in her inner

791
00:29:33,120 --> 00:29:38,159
monologue, she's like, "Well, I wanted

792
00:29:34,799 --> 00:29:40,559
to like get a jersey. I didn't think he

793
00:29:38,159 --> 00:29:42,320
would want me to wear a friend's like

794
00:29:40,559 --> 00:29:43,919
name, but I also

795
00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:45,600
don't feel like we're at a point where

796
00:29:43,919 --> 00:29:45,840
I'm like wearing his name on my back."

797
00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:46,880
So,

798
00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:49,120
very presumptive.

799
00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:52,159
Yeah. She's like, "The blank jersey felt

800
00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:53,360
like the safe appropriate move, which I

801
00:29:52,159 --> 00:29:56,000
agree with."

802
00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:59,360
I'm like, I I do feel like I would also

803
00:29:56,000 --> 00:30:01,679
go blank jersey. Definitely. Yeah.

804
00:29:59,360 --> 00:30:02,960
You met him last week, right,

805
00:30:01,679 --> 00:30:04,640
in Mexico?

806
00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:08,159
She seems to have a better understanding

807
00:30:04,640 --> 00:30:11,159
of where they are in the process than he

808
00:30:08,159 --> 00:30:11,159
does.

809
00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:16,000
Yeah.

810
00:30:13,919 --> 00:30:17,279
I Well, I also feel like she's a little

811
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:19,840
I'm like, you haven't told him that

812
00:30:17,279 --> 00:30:20,880
you're like, there's some things that

813
00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:22,000
you're not telling him.

814
00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:24,080
She's hiding a lot of stuff.

815
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:25,919
Yeah. And he's like, I really like this

816
00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:27,520
girl. Like, what's not to like? I'm just

817
00:30:25,919 --> 00:30:30,000
going to like keep doing this until I

818
00:30:27,520 --> 00:30:30,880
learn something that informs me

819
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:32,080
otherwise.

820
00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:34,880
Right. Right.

821
00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:36,399
Which I also appreciate that like

822
00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:40,159
cuz you know some people go into

823
00:30:36,399 --> 00:30:40,960
relationships looking for the excuse to

824
00:30:40,159 --> 00:30:42,960
end it.

825
00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:45,360
Right. Yes. Mhm. Mhm.

826
00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:49,120
And it's was kind of refreshing to read

827
00:30:45,360 --> 00:30:50,640
about like a someone who wasn't fighting

828
00:30:49,120 --> 00:30:53,440
it along the way.

829
00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:56,799
Yeah. but also isn't like overly golden

830
00:30:53,440 --> 00:31:01,200
retrievery, if you will.

831
00:30:56,799 --> 00:31:03,919
Um, so yes, he is unimpressed and like

832
00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:05,840
in in his head he's like, "I will buy

833
00:31:03,919 --> 00:31:07,600
her a new jersey immediately and that

834
00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:08,880
one will go in the donation pile cuz who

835
00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:11,919
needs that black jersey? That's not

836
00:31:08,880 --> 00:31:13,919
doing anyone any favors." Which is very

837
00:31:11,919 --> 00:31:15,600
sweet. And then he winks at her before

838
00:31:13,919 --> 00:31:17,679
he goes back out on the ice and people

839
00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:18,559
definitely see it. Like people behind

840
00:31:17,679 --> 00:31:21,440
her are like,

841
00:31:18,559 --> 00:31:22,880
"Do you know him?" Oh [ __ ] And she was

842
00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:26,320
like, "Uh-huh." And one of the girls was

843
00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:29,320
like, "Is he good?" sort of energy.

844
00:31:26,320 --> 00:31:29,320
Yeah.

845
00:31:29,760 --> 00:31:33,120
She was like, "Good." Oh, and I didn't

846
00:31:31,679 --> 00:31:35,279
mention this when they had the beach

847
00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:37,600
sex. But it was so good that once he

848
00:31:35,279 --> 00:31:39,120
pulled out, he collapsed on the sand but

849
00:31:37,600 --> 00:31:41,519
forgot that his dick was still out. And

850
00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:43,120
then he's like, "Oh, no."

851
00:31:41,519 --> 00:31:44,559
That's why I made the face I made when

852
00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:45,360
you said they had sex on the beach. I

853
00:31:44,559 --> 00:31:49,279
was like, "Yes."

854
00:31:45,360 --> 00:31:51,039
Oh, hell no. Hell no.

855
00:31:49,279 --> 00:31:54,399
No.

856
00:31:51,039 --> 00:31:56,480
Hot in theory, less in practice.

857
00:31:54,399 --> 00:31:58,880
And honestly, not even in theory because

858
00:31:56,480 --> 00:32:01,679
in my head, all I think of is all of the

859
00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:02,960
like we would go to the beach at night,

860
00:32:01,679 --> 00:32:03,760
Clear Water Beach when I was like

861
00:32:02,960 --> 00:32:05,760
growing up.

862
00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:07,519
And there were some sand dunes. And it

863
00:32:05,760 --> 00:32:08,000
wasn't uncommon that like people would

864
00:32:07,519 --> 00:32:08,799
like

865
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:10,320
go hook up

866
00:32:08,799 --> 00:32:12,159
go hook up in the dunes. But you know

867
00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:13,200
who else went in the dunes? Everyone who

868
00:32:12,159 --> 00:32:16,000
needed to pee.

869
00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:19,919
Also correct. Yeah.

870
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:21,840
Oh, and definitely had some friends go

871
00:32:19,919 --> 00:32:23,360
behind some dunes and find some people.

872
00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:24,640
And I'm like, that is what I'm imagining

873
00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:27,120
in my head. So, I'm glad no one

874
00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:28,880
interrupted them, but I'm also like it's

875
00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:31,600
hard for me to like imagine getting

876
00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:32,399
there sexually in that situation.

877
00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:33,360
Yeah,

878
00:32:32,399 --> 00:32:34,640
cuz I

879
00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:36,240
Things are going to be scratching that

880
00:32:34,640 --> 00:32:37,919
shouldn't be scratching.

881
00:32:36,240 --> 00:32:38,480
No, you can never get rid of all the

882
00:32:37,919 --> 00:32:40,960
sand.

883
00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:45,880
No.

884
00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:45,880
Yeah, I think I still find some.

885
00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:54,640
I haven't been to Florida since 2019.

886
00:32:51,519 --> 00:32:56,080
Is that actually I think that is true. I

887
00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:58,159
said that a little faciciously and then

888
00:32:56,080 --> 00:33:00,880
I was like actually

889
00:32:58,159 --> 00:33:02,720
yeah my bad should go see my family

890
00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:05,840
soon.

891
00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:10,240
Uh they finish the game, they win, they

892
00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:12,720
go out afterwards and it's sweet because

893
00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:15,919
they start out at the bar with all of

894
00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:17,600
his friends and once again who all have

895
00:33:15,919 --> 00:33:19,840
their own books of like they get to meet

896
00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:22,640
her and they all have a fun time hanging

897
00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:24,159
out together. And then Luke and Natalie

898
00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:25,679
decide that they're going to go like

899
00:33:24,159 --> 00:33:27,440
explore the strip and just like have

900
00:33:25,679 --> 00:33:29,440
some time for them. They like get the

901
00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:31,440
giant

902
00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:33,840
drinks, you know, the ones and the, you

903
00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:35,760
know, the specific cups that I'm

904
00:33:33,840 --> 00:33:36,720
You'reing I'm mimming that no one else

905
00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:38,320
can see me m

906
00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:40,240
that are like symmetrical where they

907
00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:42,320
have like the funnally top on the top

908
00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:43,519
and funnally top on the bottom and long

909
00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:45,519
and skinny in the middle.

910
00:33:43,519 --> 00:33:48,000
Thank you. Yep. Thank you for describing

911
00:33:45,519 --> 00:33:49,360
it perfectly. Yes. On the strip and at

912
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:51,679
like

913
00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:54,080
amusement parks are the are the places,

914
00:33:51,679 --> 00:33:56,799
right? So, they get their drinks and

915
00:33:54,080 --> 00:34:00,000
they're just kind of walking and they

916
00:33:56,799 --> 00:34:01,840
see this like kind of alley kind of just

917
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:05,519
sidewalk that like goes maybe like 20

918
00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:07,039
yards back and that has a door at the

919
00:34:05,519 --> 00:34:08,960
end that there's like a bouncer outside

920
00:34:07,039 --> 00:34:11,119
of and the door has like a pink glow

921
00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:12,560
around it. And so they start to walk up

922
00:34:11,119 --> 00:34:14,320
and the bouncer's like, "Sorry, like

923
00:34:12,560 --> 00:34:16,000
closed event." And then as they get

924
00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:17,839
closer, the bouncer's like, "Holy [ __ ]

925
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:19,359
you're Luke Anders." And Luke's like,

926
00:34:17,839 --> 00:34:22,000
"Yeah, man. Want my girl to take a

927
00:34:19,359 --> 00:34:23,599
photo?" Like, and so they're just having

928
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:24,960
a great conversation and the bouncer's

929
00:34:23,599 --> 00:34:26,000
like, "You you really here for this

930
00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:27,520
party?" And he's like, "Yeah." And he's

931
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:29,119
like, "Okay." Like, "I can't let you

932
00:34:27,520 --> 00:34:31,919
take the drinks in, but like doors

933
00:34:29,119 --> 00:34:34,320
open." And sure. So they go in, they're

934
00:34:31,919 --> 00:34:38,960
having a great time,

935
00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:41,200
drinking, vibing. Uh the DJ is hyping

936
00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:43,040
everyone up. Just a great dance party

937
00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:44,879
all around. Like, but like the DJ's

938
00:34:43,040 --> 00:34:46,240
hyping them. He's like, he's like, "Look

939
00:34:44,879 --> 00:34:51,119
at your partner and tell him you love

940
00:34:46,240 --> 00:34:53,119
him. Tell me your hoare is over. Like,

941
00:34:51,119 --> 00:34:54,320
make out like you mean it. Like, and

942
00:34:53,119 --> 00:34:55,839
everyone's just like, "Yeah, like having

943
00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:57,280
this great time." They're like, "Okay,

944
00:34:55,839 --> 00:34:59,440
we're going to go back to our hotel now

945
00:34:57,280 --> 00:35:00,160
before this turns into an orgy." Like,

946
00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:02,079
uh, yeah.

947
00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:03,839
And as they get to the edge of the dance

948
00:35:02,079 --> 00:35:04,800
floor, they're like people standing

949
00:35:03,839 --> 00:35:06,640
there and they're like, "Okay, we need

950
00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:07,839
you to sign like the like the waiver."

951
00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:09,359
And they hand him hand like a party

952
00:35:07,839 --> 00:35:11,440
favor bag.

953
00:35:09,359 --> 00:35:13,200
So Luke takes the bag and she takes the

954
00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:16,800
paper and they they go back to the hotel

955
00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:18,079
and have great sex, you know. Sure.

956
00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:18,880
At least I'm pretty sure that's why.

957
00:35:18,079 --> 00:35:20,800
Less sand.

958
00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:23,040
Yeah. Less less Sandy

959
00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:25,119
and more condoms. I imagine

960
00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:27,520
uh

961
00:35:25,119 --> 00:35:31,760
he tells her like he doesn't want it all

962
00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:34,960
to end. And she tells him, "I'm moving

963
00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:36,560
to Minnesota next week." And so she does

964
00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:38,800
tell him and he's very excited about

965
00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:40,800
that. Yeah. But she just tells him that

966
00:35:38,800 --> 00:35:41,359
her company's headquarters are moving

967
00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:43,920
there.

968
00:35:41,359 --> 00:35:47,200
Right. does not say

969
00:35:43,920 --> 00:35:49,760
my dad just bought a pro sports team,

970
00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:51,359
right? I mean, technically true, but not

971
00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:53,200
the full picture.

972
00:35:51,359 --> 00:35:54,000
Yeah. Which I mean, I guess it was

973
00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:55,200
enough.

974
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:57,920
I mean, they've known each other a week.

975
00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:59,119
I could see on her side like also being

976
00:35:57,920 --> 00:36:00,160
cautious of

977
00:35:59,119 --> 00:36:01,680
Yes.

978
00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:02,400
people taking advantage of you have that

979
00:36:01,680 --> 00:36:03,760
much money,

980
00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:05,119
right? You got it.

981
00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:06,800
Yeah. You have to be a little bit

982
00:36:05,119 --> 00:36:07,680
guarded about who you let in and what

983
00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:09,359
all you tell them.

984
00:36:07,680 --> 00:36:11,839
She's like, "Oh, you're so cute. You

985
00:36:09,359 --> 00:36:14,320
make what a professional athlete makes.

986
00:36:11,839 --> 00:36:16,640
I'm in the 1% of the 1%. You're

987
00:36:14,320 --> 00:36:20,320
adorable. Like, we are not the same.

988
00:36:16,640 --> 00:36:22,079
Have you heard of Blue Origin?

989
00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:26,720
Oh, no.

990
00:36:22,079 --> 00:36:30,480
Why did you say Oh, no. They all lived.

991
00:36:26,720 --> 00:36:33,680
Yeah, that's true. That's true.

992
00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:35,359
I I don't think Katie Perry loved her

993
00:36:33,680 --> 00:36:38,880
response,

994
00:36:35,359 --> 00:36:41,760
but I loved when I got to tell you what

995
00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:44,079
Kesha posted a picture of herself

996
00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:44,800
because she and Katy Perry hate each

997
00:36:44,079 --> 00:36:45,920
other.

998
00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:49,280
Mhm.

999
00:36:45,920 --> 00:36:51,520
She posted a picture of like cut cropped

1000
00:36:49,280 --> 00:36:53,520
her eyes out and it's just her drinking

1001
00:36:51,520 --> 00:36:56,240
out of a Wendy's cup and there's no

1002
00:36:53,520 --> 00:37:00,240
caption, there's no hashtag, there's no

1003
00:36:56,240 --> 00:37:02,480
nothing. She just posted it and I was

1004
00:37:00,240 --> 00:37:05,280
like, "Oh,

1005
00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:07,920
the petty." Oh [ __ ]

1006
00:37:05,280 --> 00:37:10,160
Yeah, cuz honestly that was my favorite

1007
00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:14,960
part was Wendy's.

1008
00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:16,640
Yes. Yes. Can we send her back? And

1009
00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:19,200
everybody was like, "A corporation

1010
00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:21,119
shouldn't be tweeting things like that."

1011
00:37:19,200 --> 00:37:24,880
It's like,

1012
00:37:21,119 --> 00:37:27,200
okay, well,

1013
00:37:24,880 --> 00:37:29,359
why?

1014
00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:32,720
Yeah,

1015
00:37:29,359 --> 00:37:34,480
just fire the Gen Z social media

1016
00:37:32,720 --> 00:37:37,680
coordinator. It's f like

1017
00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:40,320
Right. Right. the 22-year-old who just

1018
00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:43,520
graduated and got their first job in

1019
00:37:40,320 --> 00:37:47,200
social media marketing. Like,

1020
00:37:43,520 --> 00:37:48,880
okay. I'm like, I think the rest of us

1021
00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:51,839
think they're crushing it.

1022
00:37:48,880 --> 00:37:54,320
Well, apparently they got up there and

1023
00:37:51,839 --> 00:37:58,520
Katie Perry like unprompted just started

1024
00:37:54,320 --> 00:37:58,520
singing What a Wonderful World.

1025
00:37:58,800 --> 00:38:02,880
Like, nobody asked you for that, Katie.

1026
00:38:00,880 --> 00:38:05,440
I was watching Josh Johnson.

1027
00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:06,880
Me, too. Yes. When he was like, "Why?

1028
00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:08,880
Can't you just sing it like Louis

1029
00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:10,880
Armstrong?"

1030
00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:12,320
Well, also, he's like, "It was 11

1031
00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:14,640
minutes in total." So, you went about

1032
00:38:12,320 --> 00:38:16,400
like 5 minutes up there and over half of

1033
00:38:14,640 --> 00:38:19,960
that you're like, will you shut the [ __ ]

1034
00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:19,960
up? We're singing.

1035
00:38:21,520 --> 00:38:23,920
Wendy's does go hard on their socials

1036
00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:25,760
though.

1037
00:38:23,920 --> 00:38:28,560
Yeah, I do. I can appreciate it.

1038
00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:29,839
KFC, I don't know if KFC goes hard, but

1039
00:38:28,560 --> 00:38:32,079
what I appreciate is at least

1040
00:38:29,839 --> 00:38:33,680
historically on X when it was at least

1041
00:38:32,079 --> 00:38:35,599
called Twitter when I was on it. I don't

1042
00:38:33,680 --> 00:38:37,760
know. I don't know if this is still the

1043
00:38:35,599 --> 00:38:42,960
case, but

1044
00:38:37,760 --> 00:38:45,680
um KFC only followed 11 people total.

1045
00:38:42,960 --> 00:38:49,599
Six guys named Herb

1046
00:38:45,680 --> 00:38:53,079
and the five Spice Girls total. That was

1047
00:38:49,599 --> 00:38:53,079
all they follow.

1048
00:38:53,119 --> 00:38:57,520
That's very good.

1049
00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:59,119
I was like, I respect you guys a lot.

1050
00:38:57,520 --> 00:39:00,800
That's very good.

1051
00:38:59,119 --> 00:39:01,760
I was like, didn't see that one coming.

1052
00:39:00,800 --> 00:39:04,720
I like it a lot.

1053
00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:07,920
Well played, KFC. Well played. Which

1054
00:39:04,720 --> 00:39:10,480
also hot take. Some of my favorite fast

1055
00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:12,720
food fries are KFC.

1056
00:39:10,480 --> 00:39:15,040
I don't know that I can accurately

1057
00:39:12,720 --> 00:39:16,720
recall what a KFC fry tastes like. I

1058
00:39:15,040 --> 00:39:18,400
haven't been there in years.

1059
00:39:16,720 --> 00:39:19,040
It tastes delicious. That's all you need

1060
00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:19,599
to know.

1061
00:39:19,040 --> 00:39:20,640
Noted.

1062
00:39:19,599 --> 00:39:23,520
Yeah.

1063
00:39:20,640 --> 00:39:25,040
It's like less seasoning than like a

1064
00:39:23,520 --> 00:39:27,440
Checkers fry.

1065
00:39:25,040 --> 00:39:30,480
Sure.

1066
00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:33,839
But I don't think Chick-fil-A fries are

1067
00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:35,359
very good. I hate the waffle fries. Yes.

1068
00:39:33,839 --> 00:39:37,040
I was talking to somebody else this week

1069
00:39:35,359 --> 00:39:38,400
and I I was like I

1070
00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:40,000
like is it a safe enough space to

1071
00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:41,839
I don't mean to make a controversial

1072
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:45,040
statement, but like I really don't like

1073
00:39:41,839 --> 00:39:46,720
Chick-fil-A's food. Like in general, I

1074
00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:49,280
don't think it's that good. I would

1075
00:39:46,720 --> 00:39:52,320
rather go to Popeye's. It's not any kind

1076
00:39:49,280 --> 00:39:55,119
of political statement at all. I just

1077
00:39:52,320 --> 00:39:58,160
really don't like their food.

1078
00:39:55,119 --> 00:40:00,240
And they were like, damn. I was like,

1079
00:39:58,160 --> 00:40:01,680
I'm sorry. It felt like we were having

1080
00:40:00,240 --> 00:40:03,680
this like intense heartto-he heart.

1081
00:40:01,680 --> 00:40:05,040
They're like, "Oh, wow. I've learned so

1082
00:40:03,680 --> 00:40:05,760
much about you." And you're like, "You

1083
00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:10,720
did?" Yeah.

1084
00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:13,280
Yeah. I've kept it in, you know.

1085
00:40:10,720 --> 00:40:15,040
I finally feel safe to come forward.

1086
00:40:13,280 --> 00:40:18,320
I hope this doesn't change how you see

1087
00:40:15,040 --> 00:40:18,880
me or how we interact in the future, but

1088
00:40:18,320 --> 00:40:20,720
yeah.

1089
00:40:18,880 --> 00:40:22,960
Doesn't change who I am as a person. It

1090
00:40:20,720 --> 00:40:25,839
just, you know, it's my truth and I

1091
00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:28,880
choose to live it.

1092
00:40:25,839 --> 00:40:32,720
We should do a fry off one day with just

1093
00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:36,400
like all of the different options. Yes,

1094
00:40:32,720 --> 00:40:38,720
Vance brought me home some Arby's curly

1095
00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:40,000
fries recently.

1096
00:40:38,720 --> 00:40:41,760
But I feel like the thing with the curly

1097
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:43,200
fries is like some of them are like real

1098
00:40:41,760 --> 00:40:45,920
curly and some of them you're like

1099
00:40:43,200 --> 00:40:47,599
that's just kind of like a slightly

1100
00:40:45,920 --> 00:40:48,800
that's a normal fry that leans a little

1101
00:40:47,599 --> 00:40:49,200
to the left.

1102
00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:50,320
Yeah.

1103
00:40:49,200 --> 00:40:51,040
That we're calling

1104
00:40:50,320 --> 00:40:54,000
Yeah. Yeah.

1105
00:40:51,040 --> 00:40:56,319
a curly fry. And so I do think because

1106
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:57,760
they're not consistent across the board,

1107
00:40:56,319 --> 00:41:00,640
it's hard

1108
00:40:57,760 --> 00:41:02,319
toudge to back the Arby's fry as much as

1109
00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:03,760
I used to. Unless I'm also getting a

1110
00:41:02,319 --> 00:41:06,880
Jamoka shake.

1111
00:41:03,760 --> 00:41:08,800
Ooh, only Jamoka, no other flavors. No,

1112
00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:10,960
I will not be taking questions.

1113
00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:12,319
I pass an Arby's on my way home. That

1114
00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:13,280
might happen.

1115
00:41:12,319 --> 00:41:13,599
I hope it does.

1116
00:41:13,280 --> 00:41:14,880
Yeah,

1117
00:41:13,599 --> 00:41:16,000
I want that for you.

1118
00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:18,640
I want that for Matt.

1119
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:21,280
Thank you for that. Yes. Um, so they

1120
00:41:18,640 --> 00:41:25,200
start going at it in the elevator as

1121
00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:27,040
they are going up to her hotel room

1122
00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:29,280
and also like Luke is realizing like cuz

1123
00:41:27,040 --> 00:41:31,119
she she ended up booking her own room at

1124
00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:33,200
the hotel they were staying at just cuz

1125
00:41:31,119 --> 00:41:34,240
she was like I didn't want to like

1126
00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:36,160
be presumptive.

1127
00:41:34,240 --> 00:41:37,599
Yeah. But they like get up to the room

1128
00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:40,319
and he's like where's the where's the

1129
00:41:37,599 --> 00:41:40,640
bed? And she's like in the other room.

1130
00:41:40,319 --> 00:41:41,920
Like

1131
00:41:40,640 --> 00:41:43,920
it's like a full assuite.

1132
00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:46,560
Yeah. He's like this suite is insane.

1133
00:41:43,920 --> 00:41:48,400
He's like she clearly has money. Like

1134
00:41:46,560 --> 00:41:49,359
he's like she clearly is doing well for

1135
00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:50,480
herself

1136
00:41:49,359 --> 00:41:52,240
with whatever that is

1137
00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:54,240
unless she's making very poor decisions

1138
00:41:52,240 --> 00:41:54,800
with a credit card. Like

1139
00:41:54,240 --> 00:41:56,319
Yeah.

1140
00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:57,359
Yeah. And he's like and she's not giving

1141
00:41:56,319 --> 00:41:57,839
that energy.

1142
00:41:57,359 --> 00:41:59,920
Mhm.

1143
00:41:57,839 --> 00:42:02,400
But like I think the thing for me is I'm

1144
00:41:59,920 --> 00:42:02,800
like you didn't ask the questions,

1145
00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:04,720
right?

1146
00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:07,119
We could have had the answer. We could

1147
00:42:04,720 --> 00:42:10,560
have had the conversations around this.

1148
00:42:07,119 --> 00:42:12,720
Um so they have the the great hotel sex

1149
00:42:10,560 --> 00:42:14,079
and then the next morning her alarm goes

1150
00:42:12,720 --> 00:42:15,760
off and she's like, "Shit, got to get to

1151
00:42:14,079 --> 00:42:18,319
the airport. Got that flight. That's

1152
00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:20,240
real early. She takes all of her stuff

1153
00:42:18,319 --> 00:42:22,480
into the bathroom to get ready. And as

1154
00:42:20,240 --> 00:42:24,400
she's like refolding her jeans, she like

1155
00:42:22,480 --> 00:42:26,640
hears a crinkle, pulls out the paper,

1156
00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:28,720
opens it, and it's a marriage

1157
00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:31,520
certificate. So like the people standing

1158
00:42:28,720 --> 00:42:33,680
on the edge, she's like, "Oh, we signed

1159
00:42:31,520 --> 00:42:35,760
it, then they signed it. They were the

1160
00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:38,400
witnesses."

1161
00:42:35,760 --> 00:42:41,040
And the DJ was an officient.

1162
00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:43,760
Yep. Look at your partner. Tell them you

1163
00:42:41,040 --> 00:42:45,920
love them. Tell them your hoe era is

1164
00:42:43,760 --> 00:42:49,800
over.

1165
00:42:45,920 --> 00:42:49,800
like what vows%

1166
00:42:50,560 --> 00:42:56,000
yes but like the whole time you were

1167
00:42:52,560 --> 00:42:57,680
reading it and I tried to set it up

1168
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:59,119
accordingly but like as you're reading

1169
00:42:57,680 --> 00:43:01,760
it you're like is this going where I

1170
00:42:59,119 --> 00:43:03,839
think it's going is this what's about to

1171
00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:06,880
happen because as they're like signing

1172
00:43:03,839 --> 00:43:09,440
the paper Luke is like oh yeah like I go

1173
00:43:06,880 --> 00:43:11,520
to parties as a professional athlete

1174
00:43:09,440 --> 00:43:11,839
yeah NDAs are super common like the

1175
00:43:11,520 --> 00:43:13,440
photo

1176
00:43:11,839 --> 00:43:15,760
release that's kind of what it seemed

1177
00:43:13,440 --> 00:43:17,839
like Yes. And so just like they signed

1178
00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:20,079
it without like looking at it just so

1179
00:43:17,839 --> 00:43:22,800
that they could move on cuz they were

1180
00:43:20,079 --> 00:43:25,040
they were so horny they ended up married

1181
00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:26,960
is really kind of what happened if you

1182
00:43:25,040 --> 00:43:29,680
think about it.

1183
00:43:26,960 --> 00:43:32,240
I almost just said a real bad thing.

1184
00:43:29,680 --> 00:43:35,200
Go on. You should say it anyway. I

1185
00:43:32,240 --> 00:43:36,720
was going to say I knew a lot of of

1186
00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:39,680
people from youth group who did the

1187
00:43:36,720 --> 00:43:42,000
same. So

1188
00:43:39,680 --> 00:43:45,319
I'm so sorry.

1189
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:45,319
Oh no.

1190
00:43:46,640 --> 00:43:50,000
And most of the people who got married

1191
00:43:48,160 --> 00:43:53,040
for that reason realized that it takes

1192
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:54,079
more than that alone to have a healthy

1193
00:43:53,040 --> 00:43:54,480
relationship.

1194
00:43:54,079 --> 00:43:56,160
Yeah.

1195
00:43:54,480 --> 00:43:57,200
And some of them figured it out and some

1196
00:43:56,160 --> 00:43:57,839
of them

1197
00:43:57,200 --> 00:44:00,000
did not

1198
00:43:57,839 --> 00:44:02,800
figured it out with the next person.

1199
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:06,040
Yeah. They learned lessons and they

1200
00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:06,040
moved on.

1201
00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:11,440
Yeah. I'm like the hormonal

1202
00:44:10,960 --> 00:44:14,880
Mhm.

1203
00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:17,280
shift of being like, "Hey, I know she

1204
00:44:14,880 --> 00:44:18,319
was the first person besides yourself to

1205
00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:20,800
touch your dick."

1206
00:44:18,319 --> 00:44:23,760
Mhm.

1207
00:44:20,800 --> 00:44:24,720
Doesn't mean that that's a great life

1208
00:44:23,760 --> 00:44:26,960
partner.

1209
00:44:24,720 --> 00:44:29,680
Yep.

1210
00:44:26,960 --> 00:44:32,960
Mhm.

1211
00:44:29,680 --> 00:44:35,760
A lot goes into a marriage. Like so much

1212
00:44:32,960 --> 00:44:37,359
goes into a marriage. Like

1213
00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:38,720
when I feel like a lot of those like

1214
00:44:37,359 --> 00:44:40,319
couples you're like oh you like you got

1215
00:44:38,720 --> 00:44:41,920
married so young you you kind of did

1216
00:44:40,319 --> 00:44:44,319
figure it out together

1217
00:44:41,920 --> 00:44:46,640
cuz you you grew up together.

1218
00:44:44,319 --> 00:44:49,680
Exactly. And sometimes you grow up

1219
00:44:46,640 --> 00:44:50,079
together and sometimes you grow

1220
00:44:49,680 --> 00:44:53,839
Yeah.

1221
00:44:50,079 --> 00:44:55,599
up together apart like you know

1222
00:44:53,839 --> 00:44:57,599
1,000%.

1223
00:44:55,599 --> 00:44:58,960
It feels very hit or miss like I

1224
00:44:57,599 --> 00:45:01,040
Yeah.

1225
00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:03,440
cuz you you see those couples now where

1226
00:45:01,040 --> 00:45:04,960
you're like, "Yeah, I I see where you

1227
00:45:03,440 --> 00:45:06,240
guys made sense and I see where you

1228
00:45:04,960 --> 00:45:08,319
still made sense." And then you look at

1229
00:45:06,240 --> 00:45:10,160
the couples that you're like, "You got

1230
00:45:08,319 --> 00:45:11,119
married before your brain was

1231
00:45:10,160 --> 00:45:11,680
developed."

1232
00:45:11,119 --> 00:45:14,800
Yeah.

1233
00:45:11,680 --> 00:45:16,800
And like didn't understand everything

1234
00:45:14,800 --> 00:45:18,960
that that entailed,

1235
00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:22,640
right?

1236
00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:23,760
And let no one vilify you for the fact

1237
00:45:22,640 --> 00:45:25,839
that like

1238
00:45:23,760 --> 00:45:26,319
you had to learn some lessons along the

1239
00:45:25,839 --> 00:45:28,560
way.

1240
00:45:26,319 --> 00:45:29,920
Of course not. Yeah. cuz I'm like I

1241
00:45:28,560 --> 00:45:31,760
don't know. I think people can be like

1242
00:45:29,920 --> 00:45:34,079
so cruel and unforgiving in those

1243
00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:35,599
situations and it's just like man

1244
00:45:34,079 --> 00:45:36,880
context matters.

1245
00:45:35,599 --> 00:45:37,280
It does.

1246
00:45:36,880 --> 00:45:39,040
Yeah.

1247
00:45:37,280 --> 00:45:40,400
And sometimes it doesn't. Sometimes it's

1248
00:45:39,040 --> 00:45:41,280
still just okay.

1249
00:45:40,400 --> 00:45:44,640
Whatever. Also true.

1250
00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:47,280
Yes. So Natalie finds the marriage

1251
00:45:44,640 --> 00:45:49,599
certificate and is like the [ __ ] And is

1252
00:45:47,280 --> 00:45:51,440
like Luke wake up. And he's like well

1253
00:45:49,599 --> 00:45:53,280
like if you want to go again before the

1254
00:45:51,440 --> 00:45:54,880
airport. She's like I don't. This is

1255
00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:56,880
serious.

1256
00:45:54,880 --> 00:45:59,040
She's like, "My pants are on and yours

1257
00:45:56,880 --> 00:46:03,599
should be too." Very serious.

1258
00:45:59,040 --> 00:46:04,800
Yes. And he's not that upset about it.

1259
00:46:03,599 --> 00:46:08,079
And he's just like, "Well, didn't see

1260
00:46:04,800 --> 00:46:10,400
this coming, but enjoying it. Enjoying

1261
00:46:08,079 --> 00:46:11,280
getting to know her so far." Is kind of

1262
00:46:10,400 --> 00:46:13,119
his like

1263
00:46:11,280 --> 00:46:14,960
That seems like the energy of this guy

1264
00:46:13,119 --> 00:46:17,119
the whole time. Her dad shows up and he

1265
00:46:14,960 --> 00:46:18,400
has to swim out of her room. He's like,

1266
00:46:17,119 --> 00:46:20,000
"Cool."

1267
00:46:18,400 --> 00:46:22,240
He's like classic Natalie,

1268
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:24,800
right? Like

1269
00:46:22,240 --> 00:46:27,520
cuz you've known her for 24 hours and

1270
00:46:24,800 --> 00:46:29,520
you're like that's just Nat

1271
00:46:27,520 --> 00:46:33,040
known each other for a week and we're

1272
00:46:29,520 --> 00:46:33,520
married. I mean she seems pretty chill.

1273
00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:36,960
So

1274
00:46:33,520 --> 00:46:39,920
Well, cuz the bag that he grabbed had

1275
00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:40,720
two like hot pink silicone wedding

1276
00:46:39,920 --> 00:46:41,440
rings.

1277
00:46:40,720 --> 00:46:43,760
Very good.

1278
00:46:41,440 --> 00:46:46,079
In it. Yes. So they're like, "Well,

1279
00:46:43,760 --> 00:46:48,880
we'll sort this out, but we have flights

1280
00:46:46,079 --> 00:46:51,599
to catch." Sort of like got to keep

1281
00:46:48,880 --> 00:46:52,720
living. Fly safe, honey.

1282
00:46:51,599 --> 00:46:54,160
Yep. And so

1283
00:46:52,720 --> 00:46:56,800
spouse of mine.

1284
00:46:54,160 --> 00:46:59,920
Oh, spouse of mine.

1285
00:46:56,800 --> 00:47:03,280
So then there's another like cute text

1286
00:46:59,920 --> 00:47:05,599
montage of before she's moved to

1287
00:47:03,280 --> 00:47:07,359
Minneapolis. Uh but they're like

1288
00:47:05,599 --> 00:47:08,640
preparing for she's like, "Hey, I'm like

1289
00:47:07,359 --> 00:47:10,319
I've talked to my lawyer. I'm like

1290
00:47:08,640 --> 00:47:11,760
getting like the papers written up so

1291
00:47:10,319 --> 00:47:13,839
that way we can just like

1292
00:47:11,760 --> 00:47:15,920
enol it, call it call it good."

1293
00:47:13,839 --> 00:47:18,240
Exactly. And we can just move on and

1294
00:47:15,920 --> 00:47:20,640
like we'll we'll keep dating. But like

1295
00:47:18,240 --> 00:47:23,040
Mhm. that this can be a very simple

1296
00:47:20,640 --> 00:47:24,319
silent resolution to this situation.

1297
00:47:23,040 --> 00:47:26,319
There doesn't need to be any press. We

1298
00:47:24,319 --> 00:47:28,720
don't need to make it weird.

1299
00:47:26,319 --> 00:47:30,400
Yes. So, it's I guess it's probably been

1300
00:47:28,720 --> 00:47:32,560
a week, however long it was until she

1301
00:47:30,400 --> 00:47:34,960
like officially moved to Minneapolis.

1302
00:47:32,560 --> 00:47:38,000
And so, Luke is going to her office to

1303
00:47:34,960 --> 00:47:40,400
meet her to sign these divorce papers.

1304
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:41,839
But he like

1305
00:47:40,400 --> 00:47:43,760
checks the address when he gets there

1306
00:47:41,839 --> 00:47:47,119
and he's like,

1307
00:47:43,760 --> 00:47:50,160
"Byer headquarters. Why is Natalie here?

1308
00:47:47,119 --> 00:47:52,960
like what am I? Huh? This feels weird.

1309
00:47:50,160 --> 00:47:56,319
Like what am I missing? Why is she here?

1310
00:47:52,960 --> 00:47:57,760
And so he walks in to to go meet her.

1311
00:47:56,319 --> 00:47:59,200
And but as he's walking in and getting

1312
00:47:57,760 --> 00:48:01,599
in the elevator, his phone starts

1313
00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:02,319
blowing up. Cut to Natalie.

1314
00:48:01,599 --> 00:48:04,720
Uh-oh.

1315
00:48:02,319 --> 00:48:06,240
Yeah. So cut to Natalie. She's nervous

1316
00:48:04,720 --> 00:48:08,000
because she knows that Luke is about to

1317
00:48:06,240 --> 00:48:11,040
arrive. She hasn't seen him since Vegas.

1318
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:15,440
Right. Before Luke can get there, her

1319
00:48:11,040 --> 00:48:18,640
dad charges in because someone from the

1320
00:48:15,440 --> 00:48:19,680
hotel released the video footage of them

1321
00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:21,280
in the elevator.

1322
00:48:19,680 --> 00:48:25,200
Oh no.

1323
00:48:21,280 --> 00:48:27,599
And so Natalie is also supposed to take

1324
00:48:25,200 --> 00:48:28,079
over as CEO for

1325
00:48:27,599 --> 00:48:30,720
sure

1326
00:48:28,079 --> 00:48:33,839
this for her dad's company, but has to

1327
00:48:30,720 --> 00:48:36,800
like prove her leadership at like and

1328
00:48:33,839 --> 00:48:39,040
the board is already crying nepotism. So

1329
00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:41,599
she has to really like stay in line. And

1330
00:48:39,040 --> 00:48:43,760
so her dad's like, "I can't believe that

1331
00:48:41,599 --> 00:48:45,599
like you would just like

1332
00:48:43,760 --> 00:48:46,880
be so foolish,

1333
00:48:45,599 --> 00:48:48,880
jeopardize your future."

1334
00:48:46,880 --> 00:48:51,520
Yes. To get like just making out with

1335
00:48:48,880 --> 00:48:53,680
like a pro alet like the the hell are

1336
00:48:51,520 --> 00:48:57,200
you doing sort of energy.

1337
00:48:53,680 --> 00:48:57,359
And dad is big mad about all of this.

1338
00:48:57,200 --> 00:48:58,640
And

1339
00:48:57,359 --> 00:49:01,839
she doesn't want to screw over her

1340
00:48:58,640 --> 00:49:03,920
promotion. And so she's like, "It wasn't

1341
00:49:01,839 --> 00:49:04,559
a random hookup.

1342
00:49:03,920 --> 00:49:06,480
It was a

1343
00:49:04,559 --> 00:49:09,520
he's my husband. It was a couple on

1344
00:49:06,480 --> 00:49:12,520
their wedding night. Yep. Is that really

1345
00:49:09,520 --> 00:49:12,520
better?

1346
00:49:12,720 --> 00:49:17,760
Yes. I impulsively married somebody in

1347
00:49:15,920 --> 00:49:19,440
Vegas. It's not that I hooked up with

1348
00:49:17,760 --> 00:49:19,920
someone. I impulsively married them in

1349
00:49:19,440 --> 00:49:22,000
Vegas.

1350
00:49:19,920 --> 00:49:25,760
No. Well, if we we're not mentioning the

1351
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:27,839
We didn't impulsively marriage him.

1352
00:49:25,760 --> 00:49:28,800
Is that like being what was it we said?

1353
00:49:27,839 --> 00:49:31,800
Tangential.

1354
00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:31,800
Tangential.

1355
00:49:32,240 --> 00:49:35,280
She didn't impulsively marry him cuz she

1356
00:49:33,920 --> 00:49:37,359
didn't know she was marrying him. So, it

1357
00:49:35,280 --> 00:49:39,280
wasn't an impulse decision. We're not

1358
00:49:37,359 --> 00:49:42,800
mentioning any of that. We're just

1359
00:49:39,280 --> 00:49:43,440
saying this wasn't a random hookup.

1360
00:49:42,800 --> 00:49:45,520
My husband,

1361
00:49:43,440 --> 00:49:48,240
this was a couple having an intimate

1362
00:49:45,520 --> 00:49:50,000
moment on their wedding night as

1363
00:49:48,240 --> 00:49:51,520
newlyweds.

1364
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:53,599
Get at me. Like, what are you going to

1365
00:49:51,520 --> 00:49:55,200
do? Right. Have a freak out because I'm

1366
00:49:53,599 --> 00:49:58,160
your father and I didn't know you were

1367
00:49:55,200 --> 00:50:00,160
dating anyone, much less marry them.

1368
00:49:58,160 --> 00:50:03,920
Yeah, that is like for how close her and

1369
00:50:00,160 --> 00:50:06,160
her dad are. I'm like, "Huh?" So, at

1370
00:50:03,920 --> 00:50:08,160
this point, Luke has like arrived as

1371
00:50:06,160 --> 00:50:09,680
she's kind of like saying like that last

1372
00:50:08,160 --> 00:50:12,160
section to her dad of like this was like

1373
00:50:09,680 --> 00:50:14,800
a couple on their wedding night. And

1374
00:50:12,160 --> 00:50:15,760
like her dad like sees like Luke kind of

1375
00:50:14,800 --> 00:50:16,880
sitting there and he's like, "So, you're

1376
00:50:15,760 --> 00:50:20,960
the guy who married my daughter?" And

1377
00:50:16,880 --> 00:50:22,640
he's like, "Yes, sir." Like is kind of,

1378
00:50:20,960 --> 00:50:26,640
"Uh-huh, sure am."

1379
00:50:22,640 --> 00:50:28,880
Yep. And so dad storms off and like

1380
00:50:26,640 --> 00:50:32,480
tells Natalie he's like disappointed in

1381
00:50:28,880 --> 00:50:34,720
her in her choices which like is

1382
00:50:32,480 --> 00:50:37,200
shitty and him lashing out.

1383
00:50:34,720 --> 00:50:39,839
Well, it also feels a little bit like I

1384
00:50:37,200 --> 00:50:41,280
mean if she were a dude

1385
00:50:39,839 --> 00:50:42,880
like I doubt it would have been a

1386
00:50:41,280 --> 00:50:45,119
question or an issue.

1387
00:50:42,880 --> 00:50:45,680
To his credit later in the book

1388
00:50:45,119 --> 00:50:47,359
Mhm.

1389
00:50:45,680 --> 00:50:49,040
they do clear the air and he's like I

1390
00:50:47,359 --> 00:50:52,079
didn't respond well to that. And he's

1391
00:50:49,040 --> 00:50:53,520
like and quite frankly you're 32. the

1392
00:50:52,079 --> 00:50:54,559
fact that it took this long for you to

1393
00:50:53,520 --> 00:50:57,599
end up

1394
00:50:54,559 --> 00:50:58,319
in any tabloids or pop like with any pop

1395
00:50:57,599 --> 00:50:59,200
photos like

1396
00:50:58,319 --> 00:51:01,280
Mhm.

1397
00:50:59,200 --> 00:51:01,760
Yeah. Like I

1398
00:51:01,280 --> 00:51:04,160
Right.

1399
00:51:01,760 --> 00:51:06,800
I'm I didn't respond well, which I did

1400
00:51:04,160 --> 00:51:10,079
appreciate that followup.

1401
00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:11,520
And so her dad storms out and then

1402
00:51:10,079 --> 00:51:15,040
there's just kind of this like awkward

1403
00:51:11,520 --> 00:51:16,880
silence between Natalie and Luke because

1404
00:51:15,040 --> 00:51:18,720
he's like,

1405
00:51:16,880 --> 00:51:19,200
"You just introduced me as your

1406
00:51:18,720 --> 00:51:21,200
husband."

1407
00:51:19,200 --> 00:51:24,559
Yeah. So

1408
00:51:21,200 --> 00:51:29,359
thought I was here to get a divorce.

1409
00:51:24,559 --> 00:51:31,520
Like was wearing my ring, but like guess

1410
00:51:29,359 --> 00:51:35,119
I'm going to leave wearing my ring as

1411
00:51:31,520 --> 00:51:37,280
well. Like the [ __ ] And so she's like,

1412
00:51:35,119 --> 00:51:39,200
"I'm sorry. I like can't let him cut me

1413
00:51:37,280 --> 00:51:41,200
out of the business." And he's like,

1414
00:51:39,200 --> 00:51:42,640
"So this is a financial decision." And

1415
00:51:41,200 --> 00:51:44,400
she's like, "No, no, no." And she's

1416
00:51:42,640 --> 00:51:45,920
like, "But like if like the board like

1417
00:51:44,400 --> 00:51:48,480
got wind and he's like, "So this is a

1418
00:51:45,920 --> 00:51:52,160
political decision." like

1419
00:51:48,480 --> 00:51:52,720
right I'm being used now kind of

1420
00:51:52,160 --> 00:51:54,800
deal

1421
00:51:52,720 --> 00:51:56,800
and like and he even is straight up like

1422
00:51:54,800 --> 00:51:58,480
why should I go along with this

1423
00:51:56,800 --> 00:52:00,400
right what's the benefit to me here

1424
00:51:58,480 --> 00:52:03,760
exactly

1425
00:52:00,400 --> 00:52:06,400
and she's like well that like the sleet

1426
00:52:03,760 --> 00:52:08,400
wouldn't like it either like

1427
00:52:06,400 --> 00:52:09,280
think of your sponsors think of the team

1428
00:52:08,400 --> 00:52:11,040
like

1429
00:52:09,280 --> 00:52:12,800
this paints both of us in a negative

1430
00:52:11,040 --> 00:52:15,839
light and just kind of like

1431
00:52:12,800 --> 00:52:18,559
we're both high-profile whether we

1432
00:52:15,839 --> 00:52:21,040
but that or kind of blackmails them and

1433
00:52:18,559 --> 00:52:22,880
like strong arms them and it's like

1434
00:52:21,040 --> 00:52:25,280
it'll like [ __ ] up

1435
00:52:22,880 --> 00:52:27,280
the end of your career as if

1436
00:52:25,280 --> 00:52:28,640
is this how you want to go out?

1437
00:52:27,280 --> 00:52:30,640
Yes. And like

1438
00:52:28,640 --> 00:52:32,800
like it's not that like explicitly

1439
00:52:30,640 --> 00:52:35,359
stated, but like very much like that is

1440
00:52:32,800 --> 00:52:37,920
like the energy and he's like well

1441
00:52:35,359 --> 00:52:40,640
like tosses Yeah. like tosses the ring

1442
00:52:37,920 --> 00:52:42,240
pouch on the desk to her and he's like

1443
00:52:40,640 --> 00:52:43,760
I guess I'll keep wearing this like [ __ ]

1444
00:52:42,240 --> 00:52:44,880
you very much. I don't think he actually

1445
00:52:43,760 --> 00:52:46,880
says that but just like

1446
00:52:44,880 --> 00:52:50,000
Yeah. Yeah. takes off.

1447
00:52:46,880 --> 00:52:53,440
It's like no longer thinks she's chill.

1448
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:56,319
Yes. And so he's big mad and she's like,

1449
00:52:53,440 --> 00:52:58,240
I understand why he's mad. Like I like

1450
00:52:56,319 --> 00:52:59,520
this is a shitty situation. I wish we

1451
00:52:58,240 --> 00:53:01,520
could have talked it out a little bit

1452
00:52:59,520 --> 00:53:03,280
more than like how it just played out,

1453
00:53:01,520 --> 00:53:06,079
but like she's like, well,

1454
00:53:03,280 --> 00:53:07,680
got to call my PR team and ask them to

1455
00:53:06,079 --> 00:53:09,359
like release a statement and like this,

1456
00:53:07,680 --> 00:53:11,520
that, and the other. And like so she's

1457
00:53:09,359 --> 00:53:12,640
just still kind of handling it amidst

1458
00:53:11,520 --> 00:53:14,319
all of this

1459
00:53:12,640 --> 00:53:16,800
and is like I'm going to give him a day

1460
00:53:14,319 --> 00:53:19,920
to be mad and then I'm going to reach

1461
00:53:16,800 --> 00:53:22,960
out and like try and follow up.

1462
00:53:19,920 --> 00:53:25,440
So then switch to Luke. Luke's mom calls

1463
00:53:22,960 --> 00:53:27,440
him and is like

1464
00:53:25,440 --> 00:53:30,720
your aunt called me because she saw it

1465
00:53:27,440 --> 00:53:33,599
on ESPN. It's like the hockey player in

1466
00:53:30,720 --> 00:53:36,160
the AIS and like what like I didn't know

1467
00:53:33,599 --> 00:53:37,760
you like you had sex with the sleep

1468
00:53:36,160 --> 00:53:39,119
[ __ ]

1469
00:53:37,760 --> 00:53:40,319
Jesus, mom.

1470
00:53:39,119 --> 00:53:41,200
Oh, yeah.

1471
00:53:40,319 --> 00:53:42,720
Like, okay.

1472
00:53:41,200 --> 00:53:44,880
And he's like, "We don't." He's like,

1473
00:53:42,720 --> 00:53:49,000
"That Sleeput is the name of one fan

1474
00:53:44,880 --> 00:53:49,000
group. We don't call them that.

1475
00:53:49,119 --> 00:53:52,480
That's not what we call our puck

1476
00:53:51,280 --> 00:53:53,680
bunnies, Mom."

1477
00:53:52,480 --> 00:53:56,160
Well, and she's like, "So, what would

1478
00:53:53,680 --> 00:53:58,079
you call her?" And he's like, "My wife."

1479
00:53:56,160 --> 00:54:02,559
My wife

1480
00:53:58,079 --> 00:54:05,839
is mic drop, Mom. Yep. You get it.

1481
00:54:02,559 --> 00:54:08,480
So, the next text montage, but this text

1482
00:54:05,839 --> 00:54:11,920
montage is all

1483
00:54:08,480 --> 00:54:13,760
Natalie texting Luke and him not

1484
00:54:11,920 --> 00:54:16,800
responding. And like a couple days are

1485
00:54:13,760 --> 00:54:18,240
going by and like there's like hey like

1486
00:54:16,800 --> 00:54:19,920
can you call please call me back and

1487
00:54:18,240 --> 00:54:21,920
then there's like a you'll talk about

1488
00:54:19,920 --> 00:54:24,319
our marriage in a postgame interview but

1489
00:54:21,920 --> 00:54:26,079
you won't respond to like my messages.

1490
00:54:24,319 --> 00:54:27,839
And like after a week she just sends a

1491
00:54:26,079 --> 00:54:31,760
message and is like

1492
00:54:27,839 --> 00:54:34,319
you know where to find me. Like I'm I'm

1493
00:54:31,760 --> 00:54:37,920
not reaching out anymore. You're

1494
00:54:34,319 --> 00:54:39,680
traveling. I'm traveling. Like

1495
00:54:37,920 --> 00:54:40,640
hit me up when you're in town, I guess.

1496
00:54:39,680 --> 00:54:42,400
Yeah. Whenever

1497
00:54:40,640 --> 00:54:43,599
whenever you want to talk and be an

1498
00:54:42,400 --> 00:54:46,480
adult, you know where to find me. But

1499
00:54:43,599 --> 00:54:48,319
like I've reached out several times with

1500
00:54:46,480 --> 00:54:50,160
such a weird shift for him because he

1501
00:54:48,319 --> 00:54:52,720
was absolute desperate Dan at the

1502
00:54:50,160 --> 00:54:54,240
beginning. He was like, I'm I'm

1503
00:54:52,720 --> 00:54:56,319
following her around. Like I'm finding

1504
00:54:54,240 --> 00:54:58,640
her. I'm looking for her. Showing up for

1505
00:54:56,319 --> 00:55:01,440
her, inviting her to my game. I'm doing

1506
00:54:58,640 --> 00:55:04,720
this. I'm doing that. And then now he's

1507
00:55:01,440 --> 00:55:05,440
like, I hate her. Like you knew her for

1508
00:55:04,720 --> 00:55:07,119
a week, bro.

1509
00:55:05,440 --> 00:55:08,960
Well, and to his credit, now that he's

1510
00:55:07,119 --> 00:55:11,040
calm down, it switches back to his point

1511
00:55:08,960 --> 00:55:13,760
of view and he's like,

1512
00:55:11,040 --> 00:55:15,280
now that I'm not really heated about

1513
00:55:13,760 --> 00:55:17,599
this, like

1514
00:55:15,280 --> 00:55:21,280
I get where she was coming from. That

1515
00:55:17,599 --> 00:55:23,119
was the best way forward. and he's like,

1516
00:55:21,280 --> 00:55:24,800
I I need to reach out, but we have some

1517
00:55:23,119 --> 00:55:25,920
like away games coming up and I like

1518
00:55:24,800 --> 00:55:26,559
want to like

1519
00:55:25,920 --> 00:55:29,599
be here,

1520
00:55:26,559 --> 00:55:32,079
be here, be set, be be ready for it. And

1521
00:55:29,599 --> 00:55:33,920
so he's still dragging his feet. And I

1522
00:55:32,079 --> 00:55:36,319
think that honestly frustrated me

1523
00:55:33,920 --> 00:55:37,680
because I'm like, just reach out, bro.

1524
00:55:36,319 --> 00:55:41,200
Just you can just text her and be like,

1525
00:55:37,680 --> 00:55:42,480
"Hey, traveling. want to talk when like

1526
00:55:41,200 --> 00:55:44,160
you could have said anything at any

1527
00:55:42,480 --> 00:55:46,880
point in time but like

1528
00:55:44,160 --> 00:55:48,160
Natalie's dad invite like extends an

1529
00:55:46,880 --> 00:55:49,440
Oliver and she's like hey Natalie like I

1530
00:55:48,160 --> 00:55:51,280
know like we have like a biters game

1531
00:55:49,440 --> 00:55:54,240
this weekend like and you should like

1532
00:55:51,280 --> 00:55:55,920
invite Luke and she's like oh yeah

1533
00:55:54,240 --> 00:55:57,359
and then she doesn't because she's like

1534
00:55:55,920 --> 00:56:00,000
why am I going to reach out to him but

1535
00:55:57,359 --> 00:56:02,000
then like Luke sees the photo of Natalie

1536
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:04,799
and her dad in the owner's box and is

1537
00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:07,520
like [ __ ] like

1538
00:56:04,799 --> 00:56:09,359
what did she tell her dad like

1539
00:56:07,520 --> 00:56:11,119
how did she explain why I wasn't wasn't

1540
00:56:09,359 --> 00:56:12,880
there. Like, that's shitty. Like, I

1541
00:56:11,119 --> 00:56:14,799
should have been there.

1542
00:56:12,880 --> 00:56:16,400
And he's like, "All right,

1543
00:56:14,799 --> 00:56:17,359
we have like I think it's Monday cuz

1544
00:56:16,400 --> 00:56:18,880
he's like, "We have an away game

1545
00:56:17,359 --> 00:56:20,720
tomorrow on Tuesday." He's like, "Our

1546
00:56:18,880 --> 00:56:23,520
our next home game is Thursday. I'll be

1547
00:56:20,720 --> 00:56:23,920
back. Going to like settle all of this

1548
00:56:23,520 --> 00:56:24,319
then."

1549
00:56:23,920 --> 00:56:24,640
Yeah.

1550
00:56:24,319 --> 00:56:25,040
Yes.

1551
00:56:24,640 --> 00:56:26,559
Yeah.

1552
00:56:25,040 --> 00:56:28,160
So,

1553
00:56:26,559 --> 00:56:29,280
it's now the home game.

1554
00:56:28,160 --> 00:56:32,720
Okay.

1555
00:56:29,280 --> 00:56:35,920
Natalie is at the sleet game because her

1556
00:56:32,720 --> 00:56:38,960
dad owns a team and they were invited by

1557
00:56:35,920 --> 00:56:41,599
the owner of the hockey team of the

1558
00:56:38,960 --> 00:56:44,720
sleet. So they're in the owner's box and

1559
00:56:41,599 --> 00:56:46,799
she's like my husband doesn't even know

1560
00:56:44,720 --> 00:56:48,720
I'm here like

1561
00:56:46,799 --> 00:56:51,520
I am wearing a jersey with his name on

1562
00:56:48,720 --> 00:56:52,000
it at least like trying to play the part

1563
00:56:51,520 --> 00:56:54,960
but like

1564
00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:57,280
I did receive the feedback provided.

1565
00:56:54,960 --> 00:57:00,799
Yes. And she's like well I'm here. I'm

1566
00:56:57,280 --> 00:57:03,040
like, "Okay, yeah, this is great."

1567
00:57:00,799 --> 00:57:05,359
Oh, we have plans for after the game to

1568
00:57:03,040 --> 00:57:07,359
meet at home.

1569
00:57:05,359 --> 00:57:09,040
Yep.

1570
00:57:07,359 --> 00:57:12,480
Like,

1571
00:57:09,040 --> 00:57:13,359
so the owner, however, I'm going to have

1572
00:57:12,480 --> 00:57:13,920
another sip of wine.

1573
00:57:13,359 --> 00:57:16,480
Go for that.

1574
00:57:13,920 --> 00:57:18,319
I'm going to have two more sips of wine.

1575
00:57:16,480 --> 00:57:19,760
Have as many sips as you need. But that

1576
00:57:18,319 --> 00:57:22,000
makes me concerned about what you're

1577
00:57:19,760 --> 00:57:23,520
about to tell me. Makes me think I

1578
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:24,720
should buckle up in some way.

1579
00:57:23,520 --> 00:57:26,720
Do you have more wine?

1580
00:57:24,720 --> 00:57:27,359
I do. Oh, should I should I hit that?

1581
00:57:26,720 --> 00:57:29,520
Okay,

1582
00:57:27,359 --> 00:57:33,920
don't be nervous. This is an excited

1583
00:57:29,520 --> 00:57:36,400
sip. So, and Natalie is like trying to

1584
00:57:33,920 --> 00:57:39,599
be chill. And the owner being very

1585
00:57:36,400 --> 00:57:41,119
gracious is like, "Oh my gosh, of like

1586
00:57:39,599 --> 00:57:43,760
you probably want to go down and say hi

1587
00:57:41,119 --> 00:57:45,839
to him before the game. Like, I'm so

1588
00:57:43,760 --> 00:57:47,760
sorry. It like didn't even occur to me.

1589
00:57:45,839 --> 00:57:49,920
Like, here, like, let me have someone

1590
00:57:47,760 --> 00:57:52,079
take you down." And she's like, "Fuck,

1591
00:57:49,920 --> 00:57:55,559
yes, this is absolutely what I wanted to

1592
00:57:52,079 --> 00:57:55,559
do." So,

1593
00:57:55,599 --> 00:58:00,000
so they ride down the elevator and when

1594
00:57:58,319 --> 00:58:01,280
they like when the elevator opens, she

1595
00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:03,440
just looks at the attendant and is like,

1596
00:58:01,280 --> 00:58:04,720
"I know my way." And she's like, "I feel

1597
00:58:03,440 --> 00:58:06,880
like a [ __ ] but like I can't have

1598
00:58:04,720 --> 00:58:08,799
anyone with me cuz I

1599
00:58:06,880 --> 00:58:12,559
I can't have any witnesses."

1600
00:58:08,799 --> 00:58:14,880
She's like, "Okay, my plan is to hide

1601
00:58:12,559 --> 00:58:15,200
for a couple of minutes and then come

1602
00:58:14,880 --> 00:58:17,920
back,

1603
00:58:15,200 --> 00:58:19,359
then go back upstairs, say I saw him,

1604
00:58:17,920 --> 00:58:20,960
and move on with my day." Okay. So, she

1605
00:58:19,359 --> 00:58:23,200
like makes a turn down a hall and then

1606
00:58:20,960 --> 00:58:24,480
like hears all of the hockey players and

1607
00:58:23,200 --> 00:58:27,200
she's like, "Fuck." So, she like tries

1608
00:58:24,480 --> 00:58:30,079
to back up, backs up, collides with

1609
00:58:27,200 --> 00:58:34,480
someone, they both hit the ground. She

1610
00:58:30,079 --> 00:58:37,839
has collided with the mascot.

1611
00:58:34,480 --> 00:58:39,920
What is the mascot for this?

1612
00:58:37,839 --> 00:58:42,160
Blizz.

1613
00:58:39,920 --> 00:58:43,920
Is that like what's his name for the the

1614
00:58:42,160 --> 00:58:44,880
Philadelphia team?

1615
00:58:43,920 --> 00:58:46,880
Sure.

1616
00:58:44,880 --> 00:58:49,200
Don't worry about Yeah. Could not.

1617
00:58:46,880 --> 00:58:51,839
I can see him.

1618
00:58:49,200 --> 00:58:53,359
because he's so distinct. He's like a

1619
00:58:51,839 --> 00:58:56,400
giant muppet.

1620
00:58:53,359 --> 00:58:58,480
Yes. I kind of pictured it as a white

1621
00:58:56,400 --> 00:58:59,839
version of that. Like Blizz like

1622
00:58:58,480 --> 00:59:00,559
Blizzard was how I

1623
00:58:59,839 --> 00:59:02,319
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

1624
00:59:00,559 --> 00:59:03,440
Sleet. I don't know. They're all kind of

1625
00:59:02,319 --> 00:59:06,240
snowy, right?

1626
00:59:03,440 --> 00:59:07,839
Yeah. I really That's going to Is it Oh,

1627
00:59:06,240 --> 00:59:09,680
I'm going to have to look it up

1628
00:59:07,839 --> 00:59:12,880
later. That's bothering me a lot.

1629
00:59:09,680 --> 00:59:14,319
Um, so when Blizz went down, Blizz hit

1630
00:59:12,880 --> 00:59:16,720
the ground harder than she did. So she

1631
00:59:14,319 --> 00:59:18,720
got back up. Blizz did not. Blizz. Bliss

1632
00:59:16,720 --> 00:59:20,640
sprained his ankle.

1633
00:59:18,720 --> 00:59:23,599
But Blizz is also like, "This is my

1634
00:59:20,640 --> 00:59:25,119
second game and I can't get fired.

1635
00:59:23,599 --> 00:59:26,400
Please tell me she doesn't put on."

1636
00:59:25,119 --> 00:59:27,839
And she's like, he's like, "I'm going to

1637
00:59:26,400 --> 00:59:29,200
need He's like, "You are Blizz tonight."

1638
00:59:27,839 --> 00:59:30,319
And she's like, "Fuck." Cuz she's like,

1639
00:59:29,200 --> 00:59:32,559
"How do I make this right?" She's like,

1640
00:59:30,319 --> 00:59:34,720
"Do I go up to the owner's box again and

1641
00:59:32,559 --> 00:59:36,640
like explain to the owner what happened?

1642
00:59:34,720 --> 00:59:38,480
I just accidentally tripped over each

1643
00:59:36,640 --> 00:59:40,319
other cuz I got turned around." And

1644
00:59:38,480 --> 00:59:41,839
so she's like, "Fuck it." Okay. She's

1645
00:59:40,319 --> 00:59:43,119
like And she's like, he's like, "Do you

1646
00:59:41,839 --> 00:59:44,799
know how to skate?" She's like, "Not

1647
00:59:43,119 --> 00:59:46,319
well." And he's like, "But you'll you

1648
00:59:44,799 --> 00:59:48,160
can stand on two feet." And she's like,

1649
00:59:46,319 --> 00:59:49,599
"Uh-huh."

1650
00:59:48,160 --> 00:59:51,599
So he's like, "All right." He's like,

1651
00:59:49,599 --> 00:59:54,240
"They're about to call you out. She

1652
00:59:51,599 --> 00:59:56,240
can't even get the costume up over her

1653
00:59:54,240 --> 00:59:58,960
jeans." So she has to like go down to

1654
00:59:56,240 --> 01:00:00,319
her bra and underwear to get this mascot

1655
00:59:58,960 --> 01:00:03,520
costume on. And she

1656
01:00:00,319 --> 01:00:05,760
How tight is this costume?

1657
01:00:03,520 --> 01:00:07,200
Aren't they usually pretty baggy? It

1658
01:00:05,760 --> 01:00:11,240
doesn't matter. I'm sorry. I'm getting

1659
01:00:07,200 --> 01:00:11,240
caught on the wrong things again.

1660
01:00:13,599 --> 01:00:18,319
You know, I think it depends on the on

1661
01:00:17,280 --> 01:00:20,960
the costume.

1662
01:00:18,319 --> 01:00:22,880
Like, is it a bodysuit? Once again, from

1663
01:00:20,960 --> 01:00:25,200
community, the human being. Yeah.

1664
01:00:22,880 --> 01:00:27,599
Like that situation. Cuz now that's what

1665
01:00:25,200 --> 01:00:30,400
I'm imagining. You said like a white

1666
01:00:27,599 --> 01:00:31,119
human being. And when they made the butt

1667
01:00:30,400 --> 01:00:32,880
flag.

1668
01:00:31,119 --> 01:00:36,680
Yes.

1669
01:00:32,880 --> 01:00:36,680
A plurabus anus.

1670
01:00:38,720 --> 01:00:43,079
That's a different book. So,

1671
01:00:43,200 --> 01:00:45,520
so she's in the costume in her

1672
01:00:44,960 --> 01:00:47,119
underwear.

1673
01:00:45,520 --> 01:00:48,880
She's in the costume. She's in her

1674
01:00:47,119 --> 01:00:53,839
underwear at this point and she skates

1675
01:00:48,880 --> 01:00:55,520
out is not doing great. Like skates out

1676
01:00:53,839 --> 01:00:58,640
is like supposed to be waving the flag

1677
01:00:55,520 --> 01:01:00,640
overhead. It's like like it switches to

1678
01:00:58,640 --> 01:01:03,599
Luke's perspective and he's like, "Yeah,

1679
01:01:00,640 --> 01:01:05,119
like Blizz like came out a couple beats

1680
01:01:03,599 --> 01:01:06,960
late."

1681
01:01:05,119 --> 01:01:10,319
Blizz is kind of holding the flag like a

1682
01:01:06,960 --> 01:01:12,960
like a jousting stick like

1683
01:01:10,319 --> 01:01:15,440
like locked in the armpit. Interesting.

1684
01:01:12,960 --> 01:01:18,079
Blizz falls

1685
01:01:15,440 --> 01:01:19,359
and Luke is like Blizz's ass looks

1686
01:01:18,079 --> 01:01:20,640
really nice tonight. And he's like, "Oh

1687
01:01:19,359 --> 01:01:22,720
my god, I didn't just think that about

1688
01:01:20,640 --> 01:01:24,720
Blizz. Like, get your [ __ ] together."

1689
01:01:22,720 --> 01:01:27,760
And he's like, "What a weird thought.

1690
01:01:24,720 --> 01:01:29,839
Move on with your day." And it just like

1691
01:01:27,760 --> 01:01:32,559
doesn't get better. It goes back and

1692
01:01:29,839 --> 01:01:35,200
forth between their perspectives. Like

1693
01:01:32,559 --> 01:01:37,680
she at one point is like, "Okay, well if

1694
01:01:35,200 --> 01:01:39,680
I hold the flag higher, then I can't

1695
01:01:37,680 --> 01:01:42,400
trip over it, but then lifts it too high

1696
01:01:39,680 --> 01:01:44,880
so it like gets caught on the net above

1697
01:01:42,400 --> 01:01:48,000
the glass." And so like she goes down

1698
01:01:44,880 --> 01:01:50,880
again and each time like

1699
01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:53,200
like Luke is like, "What is like is he

1700
01:01:50,880 --> 01:01:54,960
drunk?" Like yes. And he's like alo like

1701
01:01:53,200 --> 01:01:56,480
that ass is really filling out that

1702
01:01:54,960 --> 01:01:58,400
suit. Like what is happening? That's

1703
01:01:56,480 --> 01:02:00,480
what it has to be some kind of weird

1704
01:01:58,400 --> 01:02:02,079
tight situation for him to notice the

1705
01:02:00,480 --> 01:02:05,440
shape of her ass.

1706
01:02:02,079 --> 01:02:07,760
Truly. Well, then like between periods,

1707
01:02:05,440 --> 01:02:10,160
Blizz has to go back out.

1708
01:02:07,760 --> 01:02:12,079
No, but she's wearing sneakers that

1709
01:02:10,160 --> 01:02:16,000
time, but it's like a t-shirt cannon

1710
01:02:12,079 --> 01:02:18,319
situation. like she slips again and like

1711
01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:20,000
to the point that like Luke is like

1712
01:02:18,319 --> 01:02:22,799
watching it on the television between

1713
01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:24,720
periods and like almost says like

1714
01:02:22,799 --> 01:02:25,839
have you guys noticed like Blit like

1715
01:02:24,720 --> 01:02:27,119
should we go check on Bliss?

1716
01:02:25,839 --> 01:02:28,480
But then it's also kind of like I don't

1717
01:02:27,119 --> 01:02:30,000
want to be Has anyone else noticed that

1718
01:02:28,480 --> 01:02:34,319
like Blizz is really filling out that

1719
01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:36,079
suit cuz like that's a weird sentence.

1720
01:02:34,319 --> 01:02:39,200
Well, and I have to imagine in the

1721
01:02:36,079 --> 01:02:41,520
owner's box they're like what is she did

1722
01:02:39,200 --> 01:02:42,799
she die? Like what is she doing down

1723
01:02:41,520 --> 01:02:44,720
there?

1724
01:02:42,799 --> 01:02:47,920
like just assuming she's watching the

1725
01:02:44,720 --> 01:02:51,440
game from a lower like something, right?

1726
01:02:47,920 --> 01:02:53,680
Yeah. So, this continues the whole game.

1727
01:02:51,440 --> 01:02:56,240
Every time Blizz like she is Blizz the

1728
01:02:53,680 --> 01:02:59,040
entire game,

1729
01:02:56,240 --> 01:03:01,680
but you know what? Good for her.

1730
01:02:59,040 --> 01:03:03,280
Yes, she committed. She's like, I want

1731
01:03:01,680 --> 01:03:06,640
to cry. I kept falling.

1732
01:03:03,280 --> 01:03:08,880
She said literally zero good options.

1733
01:03:06,640 --> 01:03:12,880
Like, do I just leave this poor schmuck

1734
01:03:08,880 --> 01:03:14,400
that I just shoved to the ground or like

1735
01:03:12,880 --> 01:03:15,119
I'm not going to be the reason he gets

1736
01:03:14,400 --> 01:03:16,240
fired,

1737
01:03:15,119 --> 01:03:18,720
right?

1738
01:03:16,240 --> 01:03:19,920
I'll figure it out.

1739
01:03:18,720 --> 01:03:21,599
And so she's like, "All right, I have

1740
01:03:19,920 --> 01:03:23,440
all of my clothes. The game is over. I

1741
01:03:21,599 --> 01:03:25,760
pose for all of the [ __ ] pictures as

1742
01:03:23,440 --> 01:03:27,280
the freaking mascot." She's like, "I

1743
01:03:25,760 --> 01:03:29,599
just need to find a room that has a lock

1744
01:03:27,280 --> 01:03:30,960
on it so I can like change back into my

1745
01:03:29,599 --> 01:03:32,640
clothes and be done with this

1746
01:03:30,960 --> 01:03:36,720
nightmare."

1747
01:03:32,640 --> 01:03:38,640
manages to collide in the hall with Luke

1748
01:03:36,720 --> 01:03:40,000
this time, of course. Right.

1749
01:03:38,640 --> 01:03:42,240
So,

1750
01:03:40,000 --> 01:03:45,200
he sees Blizz again. He's like, "Oh,

1751
01:03:42,240 --> 01:03:47,359
Blizz isn't steady on their feet."

1752
01:03:45,200 --> 01:03:50,880
Goes down, but the head pops off and

1753
01:03:47,359 --> 01:03:52,799
he's like, "Natalie." Like, "Holy shit."

1754
01:03:50,880 --> 01:03:55,119
Okay, that's pretty good, though. That's

1755
01:03:52,799 --> 01:03:57,119
pretty good.

1756
01:03:55,119 --> 01:03:59,599
Well, and like as soon as they make eye

1757
01:03:57,119 --> 01:04:01,920
contact, she starts crying. Oh.

1758
01:03:59,599 --> 01:04:07,720
And he's like, "Are you okay?" And she's

1759
01:04:01,920 --> 01:04:07,720
like, "I fell down a lot."

1760
01:04:09,280 --> 01:04:14,880
And she's like, "Yeah, you did." And

1761
01:04:12,400 --> 01:04:17,280
it's like trying not to like laugh. And

1762
01:04:14,880 --> 01:04:20,400
he's like, "Oh, sweetie, baby. Honey,

1763
01:04:17,280 --> 01:04:22,240
she's so stressed."

1764
01:04:20,400 --> 01:04:23,760
It's like when your toddler gets

1765
01:04:22,240 --> 01:04:26,400
stressed and you're like, "Oh,

1766
01:04:23,760 --> 01:04:32,160
sweetheart, you're making ridiculous

1767
01:04:26,400 --> 01:04:32,160
sounds." He's like, "I saw." Yeah.

1768
01:04:33,760 --> 01:04:40,160
Okay. So, not quite the same.

1769
01:04:38,480 --> 01:04:41,359
As you know, I used to work in youth

1770
01:04:40,160 --> 01:04:42,480
ministry years ago.

1771
01:04:41,359 --> 01:04:44,799
I do know that.

1772
01:04:42,480 --> 01:04:46,319
Um I the weekend I moved to Texas and

1773
01:04:44,799 --> 01:04:48,640
went on staff at this church. They had a

1774
01:04:46,319 --> 01:04:50,960
volunteer summit and they wanted like

1775
01:04:48,640 --> 01:04:52,640
the most recent volunteer and it didn't

1776
01:04:50,960 --> 01:04:53,680
dawn on me like I'm a new intern like I

1777
01:04:52,640 --> 01:04:55,039
probably shouldn't raise my hand. I'm

1778
01:04:53,680 --> 01:04:56,240
not a volunteer but I raised my hand. I

1779
01:04:55,039 --> 01:04:57,839
was like it's my first day and they're

1780
01:04:56,240 --> 01:05:00,480
like what? Like they're like we thought

1781
01:04:57,839 --> 01:05:03,280
you were a plant sort of energy. Like it

1782
01:05:00,480 --> 01:05:05,119
was that like welltimed. So I go up and

1783
01:05:03,280 --> 01:05:08,559
I'm doing the game and well no before

1784
01:05:05,119 --> 01:05:09,520
the game this is [ __ ] So they're like

1785
01:05:08,559 --> 01:05:12,400
what's your name? And I was like

1786
01:05:09,520 --> 01:05:13,760
Chelsea.

1787
01:05:12,400 --> 01:05:15,280
Then whatever next the next question

1788
01:05:13,760 --> 01:05:17,599
they asked I answered and they go tell

1789
01:05:15,280 --> 01:05:21,039
us something about yourself. And I

1790
01:05:17,599 --> 01:05:22,640
completely blanked. In a room of 400

1791
01:05:21,039 --> 01:05:24,319
volunteers at a church that I was going

1792
01:05:22,640 --> 01:05:25,680
on staff at of people I'd never met

1793
01:05:24,319 --> 01:05:27,680
before. They asked me to tell a fact

1794
01:05:25,680 --> 01:05:30,920
about myself and I just went, "I really

1795
01:05:27,680 --> 01:05:30,920
like cats."

1796
01:05:31,119 --> 01:05:35,599
I mean, that's true.

1797
01:05:32,480 --> 01:05:37,599
And the woman running it just went, "And

1798
01:05:35,599 --> 01:05:39,680
she's single, ladies and gentlemen, and

1799
01:05:37,599 --> 01:05:42,079
just moved." Yes. So,

1800
01:05:39,680 --> 01:05:44,799
what a burn. That's very good.

1801
01:05:42,079 --> 01:05:47,359
Oh, yeah. She's a badass. I still adore

1802
01:05:44,799 --> 01:05:50,880
her to this day. So, like a couple weeks

1803
01:05:47,359 --> 01:05:53,680
later, I'm meeting one of the random

1804
01:05:50,880 --> 01:05:55,680
pastors on St. Like this. Everyone knows

1805
01:05:53,680 --> 01:05:57,920
who I am.

1806
01:05:55,680 --> 01:05:59,440
I don't know any of these fools. So, I'm

1807
01:05:57,920 --> 01:06:02,319
like, "Oh, hey, I'm Chelsea. I'm like

1808
01:05:59,440 --> 01:06:05,359
the new like youth intern." And he goes,

1809
01:06:02,319 --> 01:06:07,039
"I know. I was at the summit." Like the

1810
01:06:05,359 --> 01:06:07,920
way he said it was this like

1811
01:06:07,039 --> 01:06:10,640
condolences.

1812
01:06:07,920 --> 01:06:14,079
The way in which Luke said to Natalie,

1813
01:06:10,640 --> 01:06:17,440
"I saw." Yeah. Like,

1814
01:06:14,079 --> 01:06:19,359
yeah. like

1815
01:06:17,440 --> 01:06:22,319
there's something about when the A is

1816
01:06:19,359 --> 01:06:24,640
emphasized on Yeah. that's like oh no.

1817
01:06:22,319 --> 01:06:28,160
Yeah.

1818
01:06:24,640 --> 01:06:30,799
You're not wrong. So

1819
01:06:28,160 --> 01:06:32,400
they he apologizes and he's like I'm so

1820
01:06:30,799 --> 01:06:33,599
sorry. He's like I wanted to reach out.

1821
01:06:32,400 --> 01:06:34,640
He's like I got her in my head. I didn't

1822
01:06:33,599 --> 01:06:37,680
know if I should text. I didn't know if

1823
01:06:34,640 --> 01:06:39,760
I should call. I just like I'm so sorry.

1824
01:06:37,680 --> 01:06:41,119
Like we I for everything. We need to

1825
01:06:39,760 --> 01:06:43,039
clear the air further than this. He's

1826
01:06:41,119 --> 01:06:44,880
like you were right.

1827
01:06:43,039 --> 01:06:46,480
I want to I want to talk. I want to

1828
01:06:44,880 --> 01:06:47,839
listen. Like, let's have this

1829
01:06:46,480 --> 01:06:49,760
conversation.

1830
01:06:47,839 --> 01:06:51,920
She says she missed him. It all

1831
01:06:49,760 --> 01:06:53,520
escalates very quickly and they start

1832
01:06:51,920 --> 01:06:54,880
making out. It's a very easy

1833
01:06:53,520 --> 01:06:57,520
reconciliation. But I will say,

1834
01:06:54,880 --> 01:06:58,720
while she's in the Blizz costume because

1835
01:06:57,520 --> 01:07:00,240
that's very good.

1836
01:06:58,720 --> 01:07:00,960
Oh, it gets better.

1837
01:07:00,240 --> 01:07:02,480
Oh,

1838
01:07:00,960 --> 01:07:05,440
I do appreciate that like while it

1839
01:07:02,480 --> 01:07:07,359
escalates, they are both like and we

1840
01:07:05,440 --> 01:07:09,920
know we'll have to have a conversation

1841
01:07:07,359 --> 01:07:12,319
after this, right?

1842
01:07:09,920 --> 01:07:14,319
So, they start making out. He like

1843
01:07:12,319 --> 01:07:16,559
pushes her back into the locker room so

1844
01:07:14,319 --> 01:07:20,880
that way they have some privacy and is

1845
01:07:16,559 --> 01:07:23,599
like at like his locker cubby. And so

1846
01:07:20,880 --> 01:07:26,079
he's like, "Turn around, bend out, like

1847
01:07:23,599 --> 01:07:27,760
let's like get you out of this Blizz

1848
01:07:26,079 --> 01:07:29,440
costume because I need to [ __ ] you

1849
01:07:27,760 --> 01:07:31,280
immediately."

1850
01:07:29,440 --> 01:07:34,480
So they like, "Get part of the Blizz

1851
01:07:31,280 --> 01:07:36,640
costume off." Um, but the like the

1852
01:07:34,480 --> 01:07:39,119
section around the neck, they can't get

1853
01:07:36,640 --> 01:07:42,079
undone and like they're just like, "It

1854
01:07:39,119 --> 01:07:44,079
won't release. We can't figure it out.

1855
01:07:42,079 --> 01:07:46,000
They're too desperate to bone at this

1856
01:07:44,079 --> 01:07:49,280
point. So she like she's like begging

1857
01:07:46,000 --> 01:07:53,359
him to bone her. So he just grabs either

1858
01:07:49,280 --> 01:07:55,599
side of the crotch seams and pulls. So

1859
01:07:53,359 --> 01:07:59,119
just like has torn a hole in the crotch

1860
01:07:55,599 --> 01:08:02,000
of the Blizz mascot costume.

1861
01:07:59,119 --> 01:08:05,039
She bends over. They start going at it.

1862
01:08:02,000 --> 01:08:07,760
They just start [ __ ]

1863
01:08:05,039 --> 01:08:09,839
And then suddenly they hear, "What the

1864
01:08:07,760 --> 01:08:11,280
fuck?" I was going to say they didn't

1865
01:08:09,839 --> 01:08:12,880
lock the door. They didn't lock the

1866
01:08:11,280 --> 01:08:16,640
door. They didn't lock the door. This is

1867
01:08:12,880 --> 01:08:18,960
a public space. And the poor mascot who

1868
01:08:16,640 --> 01:08:21,040
has to wear this next time.

1869
01:08:18,960 --> 01:08:22,799
They're not returning it after this.

1870
01:08:21,040 --> 01:08:24,480
Get it dry cleananed. Like what do you

1871
01:08:22,799 --> 01:08:25,199
do? Get it dry cleananed and pit a note

1872
01:08:24,480 --> 01:08:26,319
to it that says

1873
01:08:25,199 --> 01:08:28,159
they purchased a new one.

1874
01:08:26,319 --> 01:08:29,440
Thank you for an incredible night. Like

1875
01:08:28,159 --> 01:08:34,159
what?

1876
01:08:29,440 --> 01:08:37,759
Thank you for an incredible night.

1877
01:08:34,159 --> 01:08:38,719
So the what the [ __ ] is Luke's best

1878
01:08:37,759 --> 01:08:39,759
friend Jackson

1879
01:08:38,719 --> 01:08:44,080
Jesus what

1880
01:08:39,759 --> 01:08:45,600
who the first book sleep kitten is about

1881
01:08:44,080 --> 01:08:47,679
him and Ken

1882
01:08:45,600 --> 01:08:51,199
that could be worse

1883
01:08:47,679 --> 01:08:54,880
that could be worse than his best friend

1884
01:08:51,199 --> 01:08:58,480
but Jackson is like I'm not friends with

1885
01:08:54,880 --> 01:09:02,400
cheaters pull out a blizz right now pull

1886
01:08:58,480 --> 01:09:02,400
out I'm not friends with cheaters

1887
01:09:04,080 --> 01:09:11,679
And L is like, I'm not going to do that.

1888
01:09:09,279 --> 01:09:15,080
And Natalie just kind of squeaks like,

1889
01:09:11,679 --> 01:09:15,080
"It's me."

1890
01:09:16,080 --> 01:09:20,000
And Jackson is like, "Oh my god." And

1891
01:09:18,159 --> 01:09:23,000
looks like, "Yeah, get the [ __ ] out,

1892
01:09:20,000 --> 01:09:23,000
man."

1893
01:09:23,920 --> 01:09:30,159
So, first of all, Jackson is a real one.

1894
01:09:27,120 --> 01:09:31,759
Yes. way to stand up for a girl you

1895
01:09:30,159 --> 01:09:33,920
don't really know. That is

1896
01:09:31,759 --> 01:09:36,799
that you hung out at a bar once.

1897
01:09:33,920 --> 01:09:39,759
Yeah, that's so lovely to be like, I

1898
01:09:36,799 --> 01:09:41,920
know you have a wife. Unacceptable.

1899
01:09:39,759 --> 01:09:45,520
Pull out a blizz right now.

1900
01:09:41,920 --> 01:09:47,920
Your wife could be [ __ ] Satan.

1901
01:09:45,520 --> 01:09:49,440
Haven't met her enough to know. But I do

1902
01:09:47,920 --> 01:09:52,239
know you have one.

1903
01:09:49,440 --> 01:09:54,000
Yeah. And morally, this is I don't I

1904
01:09:52,239 --> 01:09:54,880
don't [ __ ] with people who do this.

1905
01:09:54,000 --> 01:09:57,920
Yeah.

1906
01:09:54,880 --> 01:10:00,800
So Jackson leaves,

1907
01:09:57,920 --> 01:10:02,719
they finish, and then Jackson's like,

1908
01:10:00,800 --> 01:10:05,280
"Can I come back?"

1909
01:10:02,719 --> 01:10:06,640
Yeah. And Luke's like, "Why were you

1910
01:10:05,280 --> 01:10:09,360
standing outside the door?" Like,

1911
01:10:06,640 --> 01:10:10,719
"Fucking leave, man." And Jackson's

1912
01:10:09,360 --> 01:10:12,800
like, "Maybe you should thank me for

1913
01:10:10,719 --> 01:10:14,719
telling the cleaning crew to return in

1914
01:10:12,800 --> 01:10:17,040
15 minutes."

1915
01:10:14,719 --> 01:10:18,159
It looks like touche.

1916
01:10:17,040 --> 01:10:21,040
You a real one?

1917
01:10:18,159 --> 01:10:23,120
May have rolled up with not quite the

1918
01:10:21,040 --> 01:10:25,520
attitude here.

1919
01:10:23,120 --> 01:10:26,719
It's been a weird day. I didn't read the

1920
01:10:25,520 --> 01:10:28,640
room.

1921
01:10:26,719 --> 01:10:30,880
Well, and so when they go to leave, they

1922
01:10:28,640 --> 01:10:33,120
see Jackson talking to someone and it's

1923
01:10:30,880 --> 01:10:36,000
his wife Caitlyn in her cart because she

1924
01:10:33,120 --> 01:10:38,640
had to drop off the keys cuz Jackson

1925
01:10:36,000 --> 01:10:40,640
couldn't get his keys cuz they were in

1926
01:10:38,640 --> 01:10:43,840
his locker.

1927
01:10:40,640 --> 01:10:46,719
But Jackson's like, "Hey, Caitlyn wanted

1928
01:10:43,840 --> 01:10:48,560
me to invite Natalie to girls brunch on

1929
01:10:46,719 --> 01:10:50,560
Sunday at the house." Which was so

1930
01:10:48,560 --> 01:10:52,880
sweet. And Luke is immediately like,

1931
01:10:50,560 --> 01:10:55,520
"Yep, she'll be there." And Natalie's

1932
01:10:52,880 --> 01:10:58,239
like, "The the I don't know these girls.

1933
01:10:55,520 --> 01:11:01,600
Do not sign me up for social engagements

1934
01:10:58,239 --> 01:11:03,760
for people I do not know."

1935
01:11:01,600 --> 01:11:06,480
Um Luke ends up driving her back to her

1936
01:11:03,760 --> 01:11:08,560
hotel. It's a perfectly fine hotel. I'm

1937
01:11:06,480 --> 01:11:10,400
imagining it as like a courtyard

1938
01:11:08,560 --> 01:11:11,679
Marriott. I don't know, something of

1939
01:11:10,400 --> 01:11:13,679
that capacity

1940
01:11:11,679 --> 01:11:17,280
because it sounds like it's like a fine

1941
01:11:13,679 --> 01:11:18,960
enough hotel, but there's like it's like

1942
01:11:17,280 --> 01:11:21,679
getting later in the evening and there's

1943
01:11:18,960 --> 01:11:23,600
no one at the front desk and the doors

1944
01:11:21,679 --> 01:11:26,880
open automatically and he's like there's

1945
01:11:23,600 --> 01:11:28,080
no like people there's no security and

1946
01:11:26,880 --> 01:11:30,480
you're like

1947
01:11:28,080 --> 01:11:30,800
Yeah. And she's fine.

1948
01:11:30,480 --> 01:11:33,360
Yeah.

1949
01:11:30,800 --> 01:11:35,760
Like it was but like Luke is having his

1950
01:11:33,360 --> 01:11:38,560
caveman moment, right? where he's like,

1951
01:11:35,760 --> 01:11:40,320
"I can't let my wife stay here

1952
01:11:38,560 --> 01:11:42,800
unprotected."

1953
01:11:40,320 --> 01:11:44,159
Unprotected. What do people think is

1954
01:11:42,800 --> 01:11:45,920
happening? That's half the time I'm

1955
01:11:44,159 --> 01:11:48,159
reading these books. Like, what do you

1956
01:11:45,920 --> 01:11:50,000
think is happening? Most people move

1957
01:11:48,159 --> 01:11:53,120
through the world fairly safely on a

1958
01:11:50,000 --> 01:11:56,719
day-to-day basis. Like, there's not a

1959
01:11:53,120 --> 01:12:00,239
cabal of bad guys out there plotting

1960
01:11:56,719 --> 01:12:02,159
against innocent women. And she stayed

1961
01:12:00,239 --> 01:12:04,320
there for two weeks while you literally

1962
01:12:02,159 --> 01:12:07,280
didn't talk to her,

1963
01:12:04,320 --> 01:12:08,080
right? You ignored her and she did fine.

1964
01:12:07,280 --> 01:12:09,120
Yes.

1965
01:12:08,080 --> 01:12:11,679
So,

1966
01:12:09,120 --> 01:12:13,040
but Luke now that he's all in. He is all

1967
01:12:11,679 --> 01:12:15,280
in. Right.

1968
01:12:13,040 --> 01:12:16,640
So, he is very like they like get to the

1969
01:12:15,280 --> 01:12:18,000
room and he's like, "Grab your bags,

1970
01:12:16,640 --> 01:12:20,480
pack your stuff. You're not staying

1971
01:12:18,000 --> 01:12:22,480
here. We're not doing this. You need to

1972
01:12:20,480 --> 01:12:24,480
stay with me where it's secure." And I

1973
01:12:22,480 --> 01:12:25,840
do appreciate that Natalie's like, "Hold

1974
01:12:24,480 --> 01:12:29,600
up.

1975
01:12:25,840 --> 01:12:33,600
you didn't talk to me for two weeks

1976
01:12:29,600 --> 01:12:35,440
and I reached out repeatedly like you

1977
01:12:33,600 --> 01:12:38,400
made a conscious choice. You don't just

1978
01:12:35,440 --> 01:12:39,840
get to like make this one now,

1979
01:12:38,400 --> 01:12:41,920
right?

1980
01:12:39,840 --> 01:12:43,679
And that like takes the wind out of

1981
01:12:41,920 --> 01:12:45,920
Luke's sales a little bit. And they they

1982
01:12:43,679 --> 01:12:50,080
clear the air and he's like, "I felt

1983
01:12:45,920 --> 01:12:53,120
used." And like my ego was hurt

1984
01:12:50,080 --> 01:12:54,960
and like when I come like I realize like

1985
01:12:53,120 --> 01:12:56,960
that's what it was, but like my my ego

1986
01:12:54,960 --> 01:12:58,719
was hurt and I didn't respond well. And

1987
01:12:56,960 --> 01:13:00,159
she's like, "Well, I also want to

1988
01:12:58,719 --> 01:13:03,120
apologize because I wasn't trying to

1989
01:13:00,159 --> 01:13:03,600
like guilt you or like blackmail you

1990
01:13:03,120 --> 01:13:05,360
right

1991
01:13:03,600 --> 01:13:08,640
into a marriage even though that is what

1992
01:13:05,360 --> 01:13:09,679
I I did. I didn't intend to be coercive,

1993
01:13:08,640 --> 01:13:11,280
but

1994
01:13:09,679 --> 01:13:12,000
I could see how it was received as

1995
01:13:11,280 --> 01:13:14,719
coercive.

1996
01:13:12,000 --> 01:13:17,199
Exactly. Is kind of that response. And

1997
01:13:14,719 --> 01:13:19,360
so they're like, "Okay, well,

1998
01:13:17,199 --> 01:13:21,440
we still like each other. We still are

1999
01:13:19,360 --> 01:13:24,159
curious about seeing where this will go.

2000
01:13:21,440 --> 01:13:27,199
So like, let's date." Yeah. Let's just

2001
01:13:24,159 --> 01:13:29,120
like we'll stay married because that's

2002
01:13:27,199 --> 01:13:30,560
easier for everyone else. Like, we'll

2003
01:13:29,120 --> 01:13:32,960
just keep dating.

2004
01:13:30,560 --> 01:13:36,080
It'll be fine. if at some point in the

2005
01:13:32,960 --> 01:13:37,920
future we we break up, we'll just sign

2006
01:13:36,080 --> 01:13:40,320
the divorce papers when we break up and

2007
01:13:37,920 --> 01:13:41,120
kind of do it all then. That's kind of

2008
01:13:40,320 --> 01:13:42,960
the

2009
01:13:41,120 --> 01:13:45,280
the thought. And she's like, "When we

2010
01:13:42,960 --> 01:13:48,000
break up?" I'm like, "No, that's not how

2011
01:13:45,280 --> 01:13:50,239
the full sentence read, but like way to

2012
01:13:48,000 --> 01:13:52,480
latch on to the part that made you feel

2013
01:13:50,239 --> 01:13:54,800
the most insecure, as we all tend to

2014
01:13:52,480 --> 01:13:56,480
do." Yep. Mhm. Mhm.

2015
01:13:54,800 --> 01:13:58,159
Oh, yeah. Van said something to me last

2016
01:13:56,480 --> 01:13:59,760
week. I don't even remember what it was,

2017
01:13:58,159 --> 01:14:01,679
but he's like, "I don't want you to

2018
01:13:59,760 --> 01:14:04,080
internalize this or read into it or like

2019
01:14:01,679 --> 01:14:05,840
feel any type of way about it." And then

2020
01:14:04,080 --> 01:14:07,600
whatever he said, I just like started

2021
01:14:05,840 --> 01:14:10,159
crying. And he's like, "But I literally

2022
01:14:07,600 --> 01:14:13,040
told you I didn't want you to feel it. I

2023
01:14:10,159 --> 01:14:15,040
warned you not to do this." Which I know

2024
01:14:13,040 --> 01:14:15,360
is not what he meant, but that's very

2025
01:14:15,040 --> 01:14:17,360
good.

2026
01:14:15,360 --> 01:14:21,440
Yeah. I was like, "I know. I know. This

2027
01:14:17,360 --> 01:14:23,520
is just on me and it's not on you."

2028
01:14:21,440 --> 01:14:25,840
That's you know those moments.

2029
01:14:23,520 --> 01:14:27,920
I was at lunch. Obviously not the same.

2030
01:14:25,840 --> 01:14:30,080
Um, but I was at lunch with a bunch of

2031
01:14:27,920 --> 01:14:32,960
people. I think we were getting Mexican

2032
01:14:30,080 --> 01:14:36,560
and most of us ordered like true hot

2033
01:14:32,960 --> 01:14:37,600
food and somebody had ordered a taco

2034
01:14:36,560 --> 01:14:40,159
salad

2035
01:14:37,600 --> 01:14:42,880
and all of our food came out and then

2036
01:14:40,159 --> 01:14:43,280
like a full 5 minutes which is a long

2037
01:14:42,880 --> 01:14:44,400
time

2038
01:14:43,280 --> 01:14:48,000
for a salad.

2039
01:14:44,400 --> 01:14:50,320
Yeah. Later her food still was not there

2040
01:14:48,000 --> 01:14:52,719
and one of the other people went she was

2041
01:14:50,320 --> 01:14:54,960
like why is my food last? I feel like my

2042
01:14:52,719 --> 01:14:56,880
food is always last. And one of the

2043
01:14:54,960 --> 01:15:00,840
other therapists at the table went, "You

2044
01:14:56,880 --> 01:15:00,840
should really internalize that."

2045
01:15:02,480 --> 01:15:05,199
So now we just say that to each other.

2046
01:15:04,159 --> 01:15:07,120
That's a good line.

2047
01:15:05,199 --> 01:15:08,400
Yeah. Anytime anybody says anything,

2048
01:15:07,120 --> 01:15:10,960
we're just like, "You should really

2049
01:15:08,400 --> 01:15:13,520
internalize that." Yeah.

2050
01:15:10,960 --> 01:15:15,679
It's very good.

2051
01:15:13,520 --> 01:15:19,360
I feel like between that and never

2052
01:15:15,679 --> 01:15:20,159
expected, always appreciated, we cover a

2053
01:15:19,360 --> 01:15:21,600
lot of bases.

2054
01:15:20,159 --> 01:15:27,040
We really do.

2055
01:15:21,600 --> 01:15:29,600
Yes. So, they go back to Luke's place.

2056
01:15:27,040 --> 01:15:30,880
His condo is lovely. She like walks in

2057
01:15:29,600 --> 01:15:32,880
and she's like, "This is what I would

2058
01:15:30,880 --> 01:15:34,880
pick for myself. Like, this is like a

2059
01:15:32,880 --> 01:15:39,280
stunning space.

2060
01:15:34,880 --> 01:15:42,080
Very excited to to be here and kind of

2061
01:15:39,280 --> 01:15:43,600
see where where things, but also like

2062
01:15:42,080 --> 01:15:45,360
she fell so much as

2063
01:15:43,600 --> 01:15:47,120
I was going to say, is she hurt?"

2064
01:15:45,360 --> 01:15:48,400
Because I imagine she's bruised up

2065
01:15:47,120 --> 01:15:49,520
a little bit. It's actually

2066
01:15:48,400 --> 01:15:51,440
an Epsom salt bath.

2067
01:15:49,520 --> 01:15:52,960
Yeah, it's really sweet. He like makes

2068
01:15:51,440 --> 01:15:54,560
sure she's like taken care of and he

2069
01:15:52,960 --> 01:15:56,719
like gets out a salve that he's like

2070
01:15:54,560 --> 01:15:58,719
rubbing on like her elbows and he's like

2071
01:15:56,719 --> 01:16:00,719
rubbing it into her feet

2072
01:15:58,719 --> 01:16:03,280
when and she like falls asleep with him

2073
01:16:00,719 --> 01:16:05,040
like taking care of her after she fell

2074
01:16:03,280 --> 01:16:07,280
on this the ice.

2075
01:16:05,040 --> 01:16:12,320
I fell so much.

2076
01:16:07,280 --> 01:16:15,520
I saw Yeah, you did.

2077
01:16:12,320 --> 01:16:18,560
So fast forward, it's now a couple days

2078
01:16:15,520 --> 01:16:20,480
later. So, it's time for Sunday brunch.

2079
01:16:18,560 --> 01:16:22,000
And she's very nervous because she's

2080
01:16:20,480 --> 01:16:22,960
like, "I don't have a lot of

2081
01:16:22,000 --> 01:16:24,320
girlfriend." She's like, "I'm really

2082
01:16:22,960 --> 01:16:26,560
close with my dad." And then she's also

2083
01:16:24,320 --> 01:16:28,239
like, "Luke, like you're probably the

2084
01:16:26,560 --> 01:16:29,679
person I'm next closest to." And then

2085
01:16:28,239 --> 01:16:31,840
Luke also like has a moment where he

2086
01:16:29,679 --> 01:16:34,640
feels like a dick because he's like,

2087
01:16:31,840 --> 01:16:37,520
"We're also friends." And I just like

2088
01:16:34,640 --> 01:16:38,480
ghosted my friend for several weeks,

2089
01:16:37,520 --> 01:16:39,840
right?

2090
01:16:38,480 --> 01:16:40,880
When she was going through something.

2091
01:16:39,840 --> 01:16:42,719
Yeah. like she was going through

2092
01:16:40,880 --> 01:16:45,600
something was move like had a lot going

2093
01:16:42,719 --> 01:16:48,719
on and like feels that guilt and that

2094
01:16:45,600 --> 01:16:51,679
weight of like I mishandled this

2095
01:16:48,719 --> 01:16:54,640
which I did respect that like

2096
01:16:51,679 --> 01:16:57,040
he owned um and so he's telling her he's

2097
01:16:54,640 --> 01:16:59,040
like it's fine like you'll go you'll

2098
01:16:57,040 --> 01:17:00,719
have like you'll make friends

2099
01:16:59,040 --> 01:17:01,600
I promise they're nice like it's going

2100
01:17:00,719 --> 01:17:09,199
to be okay

2101
01:17:01,600 --> 01:17:11,920
very much so um bless it so it is it's

2102
01:17:09,199 --> 01:17:14,239
going super well at at the brunch. All

2103
01:17:11,920 --> 01:17:16,320
of the other girls, well, three of them

2104
01:17:14,239 --> 01:17:19,120
have books as we kind of named earlier.

2105
01:17:16,320 --> 01:17:22,159
And then Kaitlyn, who's married to

2106
01:17:19,120 --> 01:17:24,239
Jackson. Jackson has a sister named

2107
01:17:22,159 --> 01:17:26,560
Steph.

2108
01:17:24,239 --> 01:17:28,400
Steph is also there and is a side

2109
01:17:26,560 --> 01:17:30,000
character in all of this, but does not

2110
01:17:28,400 --> 01:17:31,760
have her own book, at least in the

2111
01:17:30,000 --> 01:17:33,840
series. Maybe she has another one. I

2112
01:17:31,760 --> 01:17:36,480
don't know. I haven't delved into it

2113
01:17:33,840 --> 01:17:38,800
that deeply, but they're all having a

2114
01:17:36,480 --> 01:17:41,040
great time. Izzy, who like her dad is

2115
01:17:38,800 --> 01:17:42,320
the coach, who's she's so sweet, and

2116
01:17:41,040 --> 01:17:45,760
she's like, "Well, like I like want to

2117
01:17:42,320 --> 01:17:48,880
make uh Natalie feel like comfortable."

2118
01:17:45,760 --> 01:17:50,320
And so I got her a welcome gift. And so

2119
01:17:48,880 --> 01:17:51,920
they're all sitting there hanging out

2120
01:17:50,320 --> 01:17:55,280
and like drinking their mimosas. And

2121
01:17:51,920 --> 01:17:58,800
Izzy's like, "So I got you a little like

2122
01:17:55,280 --> 01:18:02,400
Blizzed animal."

2123
01:17:58,800 --> 01:18:04,960
And Natalie turns like beat red. Caitlyn

2124
01:18:02,400 --> 01:18:06,480
starts dying laughing.

2125
01:18:04,960 --> 01:18:08,719
And Natalie's like, "Oh fuck." Like, did

2126
01:18:06,480 --> 01:18:09,440
you tell her? Like, how did this like

2127
01:18:08,719 --> 01:18:12,000
what's h

2128
01:18:09,440 --> 01:18:14,640
am I being hazed? Like, is that why they

2129
01:18:12,000 --> 01:18:17,440
invited me here? Oh, poor thing.

2130
01:18:14,640 --> 01:18:19,760
And so, like, then Izzy like realizes

2131
01:18:17,440 --> 01:18:23,120
like how Caitlyn's she's like, "What?"

2132
01:18:19,760 --> 01:18:24,800
And then Megan, who is Banshee. So,

2133
01:18:23,120 --> 01:18:25,199
Caitlyn is kitten.

2134
01:18:24,800 --> 01:18:26,960
Okay.

2135
01:18:25,199 --> 01:18:28,000
Izzy is Sugar.

2136
01:18:26,960 --> 01:18:29,920
Okay.

2137
01:18:28,000 --> 01:18:32,159
Megan is Banshee.

2138
01:18:29,920 --> 01:18:33,440
Okay.

2139
01:18:32,159 --> 01:18:36,239
And she does. Yeah.

2140
01:18:33,440 --> 01:18:38,880
Okay. Um, she is fun and she does

2141
01:18:36,239 --> 01:18:41,199
screech.

2142
01:18:38,880 --> 01:18:44,239
Uh, but they're so they're all there and

2143
01:18:41,199 --> 01:18:47,040
then Izzy's like, "So, what am I missing

2144
01:18:44,239 --> 01:18:50,239
here with the way Caitlyn's responding?"

2145
01:18:47,040 --> 01:18:51,440
And so she tells the girls everything.

2146
01:18:50,239 --> 01:18:52,000
Natalie does.

2147
01:18:51,440 --> 01:18:52,960
Yes.

2148
01:18:52,000 --> 01:18:54,719
Oh, honey.

2149
01:18:52,960 --> 01:18:55,280
Like, and she's like, you know,

2150
01:18:54,719 --> 01:18:56,480
[ __ ] it.

2151
01:18:55,280 --> 01:18:57,920
Yeah. She's like, if I'm going to make

2152
01:18:56,480 --> 01:18:58,880
friends, like,

2153
01:18:57,920 --> 01:19:00,880
let's be friends.

2154
01:18:58,880 --> 01:19:03,360
Yep. I'm I'mma tell you. I'm going to

2155
01:19:00,880 --> 01:19:04,800
tell you exactly what happened. Let's

2156
01:19:03,360 --> 01:19:06,560
see if you really meant it when you said

2157
01:19:04,800 --> 01:19:08,239
you wanted to be my friend. Well, and

2158
01:19:06,560 --> 01:19:11,199
then I forget who, but one of them was

2159
01:19:08,239 --> 01:19:13,679
like, "Wait, so did you just put the

2160
01:19:11,199 --> 01:19:15,920
suit on for sex?" Cuz they're all

2161
01:19:13,679 --> 01:19:18,239
laughing at like the Jackson being like,

2162
01:19:15,920 --> 01:19:18,960
"Pull out."

2163
01:19:18,239 --> 01:19:22,840
Which is very

2164
01:19:18,960 --> 01:19:22,840
I'm not friends with cheaters.

2165
01:19:22,960 --> 01:19:26,880
Oh my gosh. Um,

2166
01:19:25,679 --> 01:19:29,040
but yeah, so one of the girls is like,

2167
01:19:26,880 --> 01:19:32,560
"Wait, so did you just put the costume

2168
01:19:29,040 --> 01:19:35,280
on for sex?" And then Natalie's like,

2169
01:19:32,560 --> 01:19:36,640
"No, I was Bliss the whole night." But

2170
01:19:35,280 --> 01:19:38,000
then all of them were at the game,

2171
01:19:36,640 --> 01:19:38,560
right? Cuz all of their husbands were

2172
01:19:38,000 --> 01:19:40,719
playing. So they're like,

2173
01:19:38,560 --> 01:19:41,440
"They were in the wag box." Yeah.

2174
01:19:40,719 --> 01:19:44,320
Girlfriends,

2175
01:19:41,440 --> 01:19:48,080
"Holy [ __ ] you fell so much." We all

2176
01:19:44,320 --> 01:19:50,080
saw like it clicks for them. They're

2177
01:19:48,080 --> 01:19:52,640
like, "We were wondering why Blizz was

2178
01:19:50,080 --> 01:19:57,840
suddenly so unfortunate." this bruise is

2179
01:19:52,640 --> 01:20:03,280
from and she just imagining her like

2180
01:19:57,840 --> 01:20:05,520
so Steph uh when brunch is wrapping up.

2181
01:20:03,280 --> 01:20:08,080
It seems as though she is has someone

2182
01:20:05,520 --> 01:20:10,159
that she's secretly dating,

2183
01:20:08,080 --> 01:20:12,480
Natalie saw her get dropped off by

2184
01:20:10,159 --> 01:20:14,480
someone but like didn't know that she

2185
01:20:12,480 --> 01:20:15,760
was kind of maybe like telling something

2186
01:20:14,480 --> 01:20:17,280
she shouldn't. So they're like, "Wait,

2187
01:20:15,760 --> 01:20:19,199
is like Steph seeing someone? Is she

2188
01:20:17,280 --> 01:20:21,199
not?" So when Steph goes to leave, they

2189
01:20:19,199 --> 01:20:23,360
all sneak out to like follow her. And

2190
01:20:21,199 --> 01:20:24,960
Natalie's like, "Girl gang, I guess this

2191
01:20:23,360 --> 01:20:26,719
is what we're It's like she's got all of

2192
01:20:24,960 --> 01:20:27,840
her stuff." Yeah. She's like, "I guess

2193
01:20:26,719 --> 01:20:29,840
this is what we're doing."

2194
01:20:27,840 --> 01:20:33,600
Carrying her Bliss stuffy.

2195
01:20:29,840 --> 01:20:36,640
Yes. Well, and it's like so when they

2196
01:20:33,600 --> 01:20:39,440
sneak and like follow Steph. Steph is

2197
01:20:36,640 --> 01:20:41,360
getting into Alex's car. Alex is

2198
01:20:39,440 --> 01:20:45,600
Caitlyn's brother.

2199
01:20:41,360 --> 01:20:49,600
Okay. But also Izzy's dad, the coach, is

2200
01:20:45,600 --> 01:20:50,000
now dating Caitlyn's mom.

2201
01:20:49,600 --> 01:20:52,560
Okay.

2202
01:20:50,000 --> 01:20:55,040
Who's Jackson's mother? Like just all of

2203
01:20:52,560 --> 01:20:56,640
the Sure. Sure. Sure. the different

2204
01:20:55,040 --> 01:20:59,280
connections. So they're like, "The

2205
01:20:56,640 --> 01:21:02,239
fuck?" Like they all sneak out and have

2206
01:20:59,280 --> 01:21:04,000
this just like cute girl gang moment and

2207
01:21:02,239 --> 01:21:06,320
then all of the guys are coming back

2208
01:21:04,000 --> 01:21:07,760
around the same time and all kind of see

2209
01:21:06,320 --> 01:21:11,280
it happen.

2210
01:21:07,760 --> 01:21:12,960
I'm just imagining that she's like, "I

2211
01:21:11,280 --> 01:21:15,760
don't know what any of this means, but

2212
01:21:12,960 --> 01:21:17,440
everybody's real excited about it."

2213
01:21:15,760 --> 01:21:19,520
Yep. That would be like,

2214
01:21:17,440 --> 01:21:20,640
"I'm just happy to be here. I guess

2215
01:21:19,520 --> 01:21:23,440
we're doing this."

2216
01:21:20,640 --> 01:21:25,760
Yeah. I like it. Well, and so she's

2217
01:21:23,440 --> 01:21:27,920
standing outside with like her bag and

2218
01:21:25,760 --> 01:21:32,719
her new

2219
01:21:27,920 --> 01:21:35,280
Blizz stuffy and such. And so Luke sees

2220
01:21:32,719 --> 01:21:37,920
the stuffed animal and immediately gets

2221
01:21:35,280 --> 01:21:39,679
mad at Jackson and turns and is like, "I

2222
01:21:37,920 --> 01:21:40,800
can't believe you told Zach."

2223
01:21:39,679 --> 01:21:43,840
Oh no.

2224
01:21:40,800 --> 01:21:46,640
Oh no. Yes. In front of all of them. And

2225
01:21:43,840 --> 01:21:48,880
Zach is like, "Told me what?"

2226
01:21:46,640 --> 01:21:50,400
And like then the girls are all kind of

2227
01:21:48,880 --> 01:21:52,480
laughing

2228
01:21:50,400 --> 01:21:55,199
and Izzy's like, "I didn't I don't

2229
01:21:52,480 --> 01:21:57,040
know." And then like Megan is whispering

2230
01:21:55,199 --> 01:21:58,719
into her husband's ear cuz she's like,

2231
01:21:57,040 --> 01:22:00,719
"Sorry, we don't keep secrets. Going to

2232
01:21:58,719 --> 01:22:03,280
go ahead." So then Zach's like the only

2233
01:22:00,719 --> 01:22:06,800
that is banshee energy.

2234
01:22:03,280 --> 01:22:08,400
Yes. Well, and so Luke in front of all

2235
01:22:06,800 --> 01:22:10,400
of them like looks at Jackson and he's

2236
01:22:08,400 --> 01:22:12,800
like, "If you want to harass me over the

2237
01:22:10,400 --> 01:22:14,800
Blizzang, harass me, but like leave my

2238
01:22:12,800 --> 01:22:17,440
girl out of it." And then Zach's like,

2239
01:22:14,800 --> 01:22:19,280
"The the Blizzbang? The [ __ ] are you

2240
01:22:17,440 --> 01:22:22,560
talking?

2241
01:22:19,280 --> 01:22:24,159
You had sex with the new mascot guy?"

2242
01:22:22,560 --> 01:22:27,040
Yeah. And Natalie's going to be like,

2243
01:22:24,159 --> 01:22:28,639
"Oh my god, shut up. It's not what like

2244
01:22:27,040 --> 01:22:32,520
whatever you were thinking. Shut your

2245
01:22:28,639 --> 01:22:32,520
[ __ ] mouth, dude.

2246
01:22:33,840 --> 01:22:37,360
Was it's probably my favorite part of

2247
01:22:35,840 --> 01:22:38,320
this whole book is that whole section.

2248
01:22:37,360 --> 01:22:42,480
That is excellent.

2249
01:22:38,320 --> 01:22:44,719
Yes. So, there's another text montage.

2250
01:22:42,480 --> 01:22:46,400
They're both on the road like she with

2251
01:22:44,719 --> 01:22:48,239
between her travel for work and his

2252
01:22:46,400 --> 01:22:49,679
travel for away games. Like,

2253
01:22:48,239 --> 01:22:51,520
there are texts where he's like, "We're

2254
01:22:49,679 --> 01:22:53,840
missing each other by 6 hours." And

2255
01:22:51,520 --> 01:22:57,199
she's like, "I know it sucks." And is

2256
01:22:53,840 --> 01:22:59,920
really lame. Uh, but I guess they have

2257
01:22:57,199 --> 01:23:02,080
there's a fundraising event. Uh, so

2258
01:22:59,920 --> 01:23:03,760
whenever their schedules align for them

2259
01:23:02,080 --> 01:23:05,199
both to be back in town, there's a

2260
01:23:03,760 --> 01:23:08,639
fundraising event that he's going to go

2261
01:23:05,199 --> 01:23:10,480
and like support her at. That's more for

2262
01:23:08,639 --> 01:23:14,560
like her world than his.

2263
01:23:10,480 --> 01:23:16,480
Mhm. Um,

2264
01:23:14,560 --> 01:23:18,480
I read too far in my notes and was like,

2265
01:23:16,480 --> 01:23:21,600
he fingered her when? And I was like,

2266
01:23:18,480 --> 01:23:23,040
oh, that's going to happen. Yeah.

2267
01:23:21,600 --> 01:23:26,239
It's good to know there's something to

2268
01:23:23,040 --> 01:23:26,239
look forward to.

2269
01:23:27,679 --> 01:23:31,440
They attend. They have a good time.

2270
01:23:29,360 --> 01:23:33,360
There's references to other couples in a

2271
01:23:31,440 --> 01:23:35,199
way that like I'm like this couple might

2272
01:23:33,360 --> 01:23:36,639
have another book. Might have a book. I

2273
01:23:35,199 --> 01:23:38,239
didn't read into it.

2274
01:23:36,639 --> 01:23:39,920
There's probably another series that's

2275
01:23:38,239 --> 01:23:42,560
like connected to this one or whatever.

2276
01:23:39,920 --> 01:23:44,159
Exactly. Well, cuz it's like the couple

2277
01:23:42,560 --> 01:23:46,560
that like at their table at the

2278
01:23:44,159 --> 01:23:48,960
fundraising event like owns the hotel

2279
01:23:46,560 --> 01:23:50,880
chain of like who where they were

2280
01:23:48,960 --> 01:23:52,639
staying in Vegas when the footage got

2281
01:23:50,880 --> 01:23:55,040
released. So they're like, "Just let you

2282
01:23:52,639 --> 01:23:56,880
know, we like fired the person who

2283
01:23:55,040 --> 01:23:58,639
released that footage of you." And

2284
01:23:56,880 --> 01:24:00,000
they're like, "Okay, thanks." Like,

2285
01:23:58,639 --> 01:24:02,880
yeah,

2286
01:24:00,000 --> 01:24:04,800
you a real one. We We made it out. Okay.

2287
01:24:02,880 --> 01:24:08,239
Yeah.

2288
01:24:04,800 --> 01:24:09,679
Um, and within that I' I' like I know we

2289
01:24:08,239 --> 01:24:11,840
always talk about like a solidifying

2290
01:24:09,679 --> 01:24:15,199
[ __ ] in a book. I feel like it was more

2291
01:24:11,840 --> 01:24:17,920
like a solidifying like relationship

2292
01:24:15,199 --> 01:24:19,840
moment of them like, "Oh, like we're

2293
01:24:17,920 --> 01:24:22,800
showing up for each other. This is how

2294
01:24:19,840 --> 01:24:24,719
we engage." like realizing where their

2295
01:24:22,800 --> 01:24:28,239
worlds overlap and like, "Oh, you know

2296
01:24:24,719 --> 01:24:30,639
that person? They're here." Huh. And

2297
01:24:28,239 --> 01:24:32,480
that's more how I like felt reading it

2298
01:24:30,639 --> 01:24:34,159
in this moment was them just kind of

2299
01:24:32,480 --> 01:24:36,480
realizing

2300
01:24:34,159 --> 01:24:37,679
where their worlds over overlapped.

2301
01:24:36,480 --> 01:24:41,840
Sure.

2302
01:24:37,679 --> 01:24:43,440
Um on the drive back to his place,

2303
01:24:41,840 --> 01:24:45,760
that's when he fingers her. Something to

2304
01:24:43,440 --> 01:24:48,000
look forward to, you know. Um but also

2305
01:24:45,760 --> 01:24:50,800
worth noting, they're not in a limo.

2306
01:24:48,000 --> 01:24:52,719
There's no like divider between them and

2307
01:24:50,800 --> 01:24:55,199
the driver.

2308
01:24:52,719 --> 01:24:57,920
They're just like in an Uber.

2309
01:24:55,199 --> 01:25:00,159
They're in the back of like whatever.

2310
01:24:57,920 --> 01:25:03,120
Yeah. The town car that she has a driver

2311
01:25:00,159 --> 01:25:04,880
for. And he did lay like he opened the

2312
01:25:03,120 --> 01:25:06,719
door and like helped her get into the

2313
01:25:04,880 --> 01:25:09,120
car, then laid his jacket over her lap

2314
01:25:06,719 --> 01:25:11,679
in case she got cold and like fingers

2315
01:25:09,120 --> 01:25:14,320
her under the jacket.

2316
01:25:11,679 --> 01:25:17,760
Okay.

2317
01:25:14,320 --> 01:25:19,040
You know, bold move, my dude. Sure. If

2318
01:25:17,760 --> 01:25:21,280
that's what works for y'all, that's what

2319
01:25:19,040 --> 01:25:23,920
works for y'all. Newlyweds, I guess. But

2320
01:25:21,280 --> 01:25:27,040
like, okay. Yeah. I'm like I'm I'm like,

2321
01:25:23,920 --> 01:25:30,159
"Oh, that is that feels very high school

2322
01:25:27,040 --> 01:25:33,520
to me." But like, that's cool. Yeah. I'm

2323
01:25:30,159 --> 01:25:36,239
like, "She's 32. You're 36."

2324
01:25:33,520 --> 01:25:36,800
Huh. But, I mean, if everybody was into

2325
01:25:36,239 --> 01:25:39,120
it.

2326
01:25:36,800 --> 01:25:40,800
Yeah. If everyone's into it, the driver

2327
01:25:39,120 --> 01:25:42,159
might have been into it, too. No one

2328
01:25:40,800 --> 01:25:43,840
asked him. At least, not that I know.

2329
01:25:42,159 --> 01:25:47,760
We're not here to judge.

2330
01:25:43,840 --> 01:25:51,120
Exactly. Um, so

2331
01:25:47,760 --> 01:25:52,560
it's going well between them. He fingers

2332
01:25:51,120 --> 01:25:54,639
her in the car. They have great sex when

2333
01:25:52,560 --> 01:25:56,880
they get home. As things kind of

2334
01:25:54,639 --> 01:25:59,600
continue moving forward, he still has

2335
01:25:56,880 --> 01:26:01,440
some away games. She's getting nervous

2336
01:25:59,600 --> 01:26:02,639
that she's like, maybe not nervous, but

2337
01:26:01,440 --> 01:26:05,199
she's like, I'm like starting to like

2338
01:26:02,639 --> 01:26:07,840
really like feel strongly for him.

2339
01:26:05,199 --> 01:26:09,840
He hasn't invited me to any away games.

2340
01:26:07,840 --> 01:26:11,520
Does he want me to show up? Does he

2341
01:26:09,840 --> 01:26:13,199
care? Am I

2342
01:26:11,520 --> 01:26:15,280
Where are we at? Is kind of where she's

2343
01:26:13,199 --> 01:26:18,159
at. She's like she's starting to feel

2344
01:26:15,280 --> 01:26:20,000
more invested and is like I don't

2345
01:26:18,159 --> 01:26:20,560
he is my husband but like he's not my

2346
01:26:20,000 --> 01:26:23,040
husband.

2347
01:26:20,560 --> 01:26:24,320
Yeah. It's a very weird place to be very

2348
01:26:23,040 --> 01:26:25,280
thousand%

2349
01:26:24,320 --> 01:26:25,679
limbo.

2350
01:26:25,280 --> 01:26:26,960
Yes.

2351
01:26:25,679 --> 01:26:29,520
Sort of situation.

2352
01:26:26,960 --> 01:26:31,360
Um and then Luke is also like okay he's

2353
01:26:29,520 --> 01:26:33,760
like I'm absolutely falling for my wife.

2354
01:26:31,360 --> 01:26:35,280
I think she's like the best thing ever

2355
01:26:33,760 --> 01:26:36,800
and like I need to like tell her and

2356
01:26:35,280 --> 01:26:39,199
like have like a bigger conversation

2357
01:26:36,800 --> 01:26:41,040
about it soon. He's not great about

2358
01:26:39,199 --> 01:26:43,360
having conversations in a timely manner

2359
01:26:41,040 --> 01:26:46,000
when he thinks he should have them. I'm

2360
01:26:43,360 --> 01:26:47,679
not getting a sense of urgency from Luke

2361
01:26:46,000 --> 01:26:49,840
cuz I don't think he realizes that like

2362
01:26:47,679 --> 01:26:51,120
there should be urgency there, right?

2363
01:26:49,840 --> 01:26:52,400
Cuz I think he's just like, "Yeah, it's

2364
01:26:51,120 --> 01:26:54,480
just like we're Christmas.

2365
01:26:52,400 --> 01:26:58,159
We're vibing. It's how it's playing

2366
01:26:54,480 --> 01:27:01,120
out." So, he ends up planning a super

2367
01:26:58,159 --> 01:27:05,199
cute date for when he gets back in town

2368
01:27:01,120 --> 01:27:08,400
again and teaches her to actually skate

2369
01:27:05,199 --> 01:27:10,800
and teaches her to stop and everything

2370
01:27:08,400 --> 01:27:12,560
she needs to know to

2371
01:27:10,800 --> 01:27:13,360
be more successful. Should she

2372
01:27:12,560 --> 01:27:15,120
fall down less,

2373
01:27:13,360 --> 01:27:16,960
you know, should she ever end up in a

2374
01:27:15,120 --> 01:27:20,960
situation where she sprains Blizz's

2375
01:27:16,960 --> 01:27:24,639
ankle again, she'll be better prepared

2376
01:27:20,960 --> 01:27:27,120
for for what will happen.

2377
01:27:24,639 --> 01:27:30,000
Um, so things are continuing to like

2378
01:27:27,120 --> 01:27:32,400
just go very very well between them with

2379
01:27:30,000 --> 01:27:34,880
that. It's a very cute date. She's very

2380
01:27:32,400 --> 01:27:36,639
excited when she's like successful at

2381
01:27:34,880 --> 01:27:38,639
skating and is feeling a little bit more

2382
01:27:36,639 --> 01:27:41,280
confident. And when they get back to his

2383
01:27:38,639 --> 01:27:42,639
place that night, he goes to shower and

2384
01:27:41,280 --> 01:27:44,480
she's sitting on the couch and she's

2385
01:27:42,639 --> 01:27:45,760
like, I she's like, I really like am

2386
01:27:44,480 --> 01:27:50,159
starting to have some strong feelings

2387
01:27:45,760 --> 01:27:52,719
for him. And like I feel guilty about

2388
01:27:50,159 --> 01:27:54,320
strongarmming him and like I know like

2389
01:27:52,719 --> 01:27:58,560
we've progressed, but I don't know where

2390
01:27:54,320 --> 01:28:00,239
he is. And like I like

2391
01:27:58,560 --> 01:28:01,440
want to do something sweet and special.

2392
01:28:00,239 --> 01:28:04,480
And she's like, "Oh, I know." She's

2393
01:28:01,440 --> 01:28:06,800
like, "I'm going to book us um a stay at

2394
01:28:04,480 --> 01:28:08,719
the resort where we met in Mexico."

2395
01:28:06,800 --> 01:28:10,239
Yeah. And his laptop is just like

2396
01:28:08,719 --> 01:28:12,159
sitting on like the arm of the couch. So

2397
01:28:10,239 --> 01:28:13,040
she grabs it and opens it and is pulling

2398
01:28:12,159 --> 01:28:14,639
up and she's like, "What? There's a

2399
01:28:13,040 --> 01:28:16,159
suite called the princess suite. That's

2400
01:28:14,639 --> 01:28:19,360
perfect for us." So like she like goes

2401
01:28:16,159 --> 01:28:21,600
and starts booking it. But it's also

2402
01:28:19,360 --> 01:28:24,080
linked to his phone and text messages

2403
01:28:21,600 --> 01:28:26,159
start showing up on the side. And so a

2404
01:28:24,080 --> 01:28:28,320
text pops up and it's from Luke's cousin

2405
01:28:26,159 --> 01:28:32,080
and it just says like squared away that

2406
01:28:28,320 --> 01:28:34,080
mistake marriage yet. And she's like

2407
01:28:32,080 --> 01:28:36,800
mistake marriage. She's like,

2408
01:28:34,080 --> 01:28:39,199
"Accidental marriage feels different

2409
01:28:36,800 --> 01:28:40,400
than mistake marriage." So she's like,

2410
01:28:39,199 --> 01:28:42,239
"Oh,

2411
01:28:40,400 --> 01:28:44,480
is that what he's calling it?"

2412
01:28:42,239 --> 01:28:48,080
Exactly.

2413
01:28:44,480 --> 01:28:49,360
And uh Luke's like, "Lol, like not yet

2414
01:28:48,080 --> 01:28:50,960
sort of energy." And his cousin's like,

2415
01:28:49,360 --> 01:28:54,560
"Well, if you need more motivation, like

2416
01:28:50,960 --> 01:28:55,920
Molly was asking about you."

2417
01:28:54,560 --> 01:28:58,080
And he's like, "Molly?" And he's like,

2418
01:28:55,920 --> 01:29:00,639
"Your first love." And he's like, "Cool.

2419
01:28:58,080 --> 01:29:04,000
Thanks for letting me know." And then

2420
01:29:00,639 --> 01:29:06,159
his cousin says something like

2421
01:29:04,000 --> 01:29:07,760
like, "Have you told her yet?" And he's

2422
01:29:06,159 --> 01:29:09,040
like, "Not yet." And the cousin's like,

2423
01:29:07,760 --> 01:29:10,560
"Well, like not telling her is just

2424
01:29:09,040 --> 01:29:13,440
going to like make it harder." And she's

2425
01:29:10,560 --> 01:29:15,840
like, "What is this conversation?"

2426
01:29:13,440 --> 01:29:17,520
And like Luke is like, "Yeah, I'll tell

2427
01:29:15,840 --> 01:29:19,360
her soon." Or like whatever it was, but

2428
01:29:17,520 --> 01:29:21,040
she like closes the laptop and is like,

2429
01:29:19,360 --> 01:29:22,159
"Fuck." Like this is not what I thought

2430
01:29:21,040 --> 01:29:24,320
it was. I

2431
01:29:22,159 --> 01:29:26,560
Right. I read too much into it.

2432
01:29:24,320 --> 01:29:28,400
Yep. We are not aligned. I have stronger

2433
01:29:26,560 --> 01:29:29,920
feelings for him than he has for me. I

2434
01:29:28,400 --> 01:29:31,920
forced him into this.

2435
01:29:29,920 --> 01:29:34,480
I feel very bad about this. So, she just

2436
01:29:31,920 --> 01:29:35,920
like decides to like go like she just

2437
01:29:34,480 --> 01:29:37,520
like hops in bed and like pretends to be

2438
01:29:35,920 --> 01:29:39,120
asleep and is like I don't want to talk

2439
01:29:37,520 --> 01:29:40,080
to him. I'll figure this out in the

2440
01:29:39,120 --> 01:29:43,120
morning.

2441
01:29:40,080 --> 01:29:46,400
So, the next morning

2442
01:29:43,120 --> 01:29:49,600
she takes off for work, but like leaves

2443
01:29:46,400 --> 01:29:51,920
the signed divorce papers on the dining

2444
01:29:49,600 --> 01:29:53,040
table like with a handwritten note. And

2445
01:29:51,920 --> 01:29:54,159
she's like, "I'm going to come clean to

2446
01:29:53,040 --> 01:29:55,920
the board. I'm going to tell them

2447
01:29:54,159 --> 01:29:57,840
everything."

2448
01:29:55,920 --> 01:29:59,600
Yeah. I just need to like

2449
01:29:57,840 --> 01:30:02,400
I don't want you to feel obligated to

2450
01:29:59,600 --> 01:30:05,040
stay in this. Like it's not worth it.

2451
01:30:02,400 --> 01:30:06,560
And so like Luke wakes up and is like,

2452
01:30:05,040 --> 01:30:08,560
"Oh man, I'm so bummed she already left

2453
01:30:06,560 --> 01:30:10,320
for work. I like can't wait to see her.

2454
01:30:08,560 --> 01:30:12,080
She's like the best thing in my world."

2455
01:30:10,320 --> 01:30:16,080
Then when he's like brushing his teeth,

2456
01:30:12,080 --> 01:30:17,679
he sees her silicone like wedding ring

2457
01:30:16,080 --> 01:30:18,960
on the counter and he's like, "She never

2458
01:30:17,679 --> 01:30:21,520
leaves that

2459
01:30:18,960 --> 01:30:23,520
laying like what?" So he's already like

2460
01:30:21,520 --> 01:30:25,600
like his gut is telling him something's

2461
01:30:23,520 --> 01:30:27,280
off, but he hasn't fully like put the

2462
01:30:25,600 --> 01:30:28,719
pieces together yet. So he like goes

2463
01:30:27,280 --> 01:30:31,040
into the kitchen is like making his

2464
01:30:28,719 --> 01:30:35,040
coffee and then he like

2465
01:30:31,040 --> 01:30:36,880
grabs his laptop to do some work. And

2466
01:30:35,040 --> 01:30:38,960
when he opens it, he sees that the

2467
01:30:36,880 --> 01:30:40,239
resort is up and he's like, "What?" He's

2468
01:30:38,960 --> 01:30:42,080
like, "Was she going to book it?" He's

2469
01:30:40,239 --> 01:30:44,880
like, "We absolutely should. Like that'd

2470
01:30:42,080 --> 01:30:46,960
be like so fun." And then he like sees

2471
01:30:44,880 --> 01:30:49,840
that the texts were up and he's like

2472
01:30:46,960 --> 01:30:51,440
and his gut is like just starts sinking.

2473
01:30:49,840 --> 01:30:52,560
He's like, "Oh." He's like, "This is not

2474
01:30:51,440 --> 01:30:54,159
good." And as he's reading, he's like,

2475
01:30:52,560 --> 01:30:56,080
"Oh, [ __ ] This is not good." And then

2476
01:30:54,159 --> 01:30:57,760
he looks kind of beyond his laptop on

2477
01:30:56,080 --> 01:30:59,840
the dining table and like sees the

2478
01:30:57,760 --> 01:31:02,400
folder and opens it

2479
01:30:59,840 --> 01:31:05,120
and there's the note from her that's

2480
01:31:02,400 --> 01:31:07,280
very much like the

2481
01:31:05,120 --> 01:31:09,440
I described it in my outline as like a

2482
01:31:07,280 --> 01:31:12,320
handwritten martyr note, right? It's

2483
01:31:09,440 --> 01:31:15,120
like, "Sorry for pushing you into this.

2484
01:31:12,320 --> 01:31:17,280
I can't make you play along.

2485
01:31:15,120 --> 01:31:18,880
It's not fair to you. Like,

2486
01:31:17,280 --> 01:31:19,280
right, right. I'm going to make this

2487
01:31:18,880 --> 01:31:21,440
right.

2488
01:31:19,280 --> 01:31:23,600
When you find someone to love, like,

2489
01:31:21,440 --> 01:31:25,600
she'll be the luckiest girl. And he's

2490
01:31:23,600 --> 01:31:28,320
like, "The fuck?" Like,

2491
01:31:25,600 --> 01:31:30,159
"What are you talking about?" And then

2492
01:31:28,320 --> 01:31:32,400
like looks beyond that and he's like,

2493
01:31:30,159 --> 01:31:36,080
"Sign divorce papers." And he's like,

2494
01:31:32,400 --> 01:31:38,000
he's like, "This is not what I wanted to

2495
01:31:36,080 --> 01:31:40,639
happen here.

2496
01:31:38,000 --> 01:31:43,920
Switch back to Natalie. It seems as

2497
01:31:40,639 --> 01:31:45,840
though she has just broken the news to

2498
01:31:43,920 --> 01:31:47,840
the board and is like coming clean with

2499
01:31:45,840 --> 01:31:49,600
all of them and is at is at the board

2500
01:31:47,840 --> 01:31:51,840
meeting. And as she's kind of like

2501
01:31:49,600 --> 01:31:55,360
wrapping up everything, she just hears

2502
01:31:51,840 --> 01:31:57,679
like wife being shouted and like Luke

2503
01:31:55,360 --> 01:32:00,480
comes in and she's like, "Don't worry

2504
01:31:57,679 --> 01:32:02,000
about it. It's done. I I told the board

2505
01:32:00,480 --> 01:32:04,239
everything." And he's like, "I did it."

2506
01:32:02,000 --> 01:32:06,880
Yeah. And he's like she's like, "I told

2507
01:32:04,239 --> 01:32:08,960
them the truth." Right. And he's like,

2508
01:32:06,880 --> 01:32:10,960
"That we met in Mexico and I wanted you

2509
01:32:08,960 --> 01:32:13,199
immediately. Is that the truth you told

2510
01:32:10,960 --> 01:32:14,639
them?" He's like, "That you kicked me

2511
01:32:13,199 --> 01:32:17,440
out of your room so your dad wouldn't

2512
01:32:14,639 --> 01:32:19,679
catch us? That that night in Vegas was

2513
01:32:17,440 --> 01:32:22,400
the best night of my entire life?" Like

2514
01:32:19,679 --> 01:32:23,920
just very He's like, "That we're perfect

2515
01:32:22,400 --> 01:32:26,560
together. Like, what all did you tell

2516
01:32:23,920 --> 01:32:28,239
the board? Tell me everything."

2517
01:32:26,560 --> 01:32:29,360
He's like, "And I don't know what you

2518
01:32:28,239 --> 01:32:30,400
why you wrote that in your note." He's

2519
01:32:29,360 --> 01:32:32,239
like, "Cuz I'm not getting married

2520
01:32:30,400 --> 01:32:34,000
again. Cuz I'm already married and I'm

2521
01:32:32,239 --> 01:32:37,679
not getting divorced." So, like

2522
01:32:34,000 --> 01:32:39,440
Jackson doesn't [ __ ] with cheaters. So,

2523
01:32:37,679 --> 01:32:41,120
I wasn't

2524
01:32:39,440 --> 01:32:42,960
the mascot.

2525
01:32:41,120 --> 01:32:44,080
That's my bestie.

2526
01:32:42,960 --> 01:32:46,320
I mean, I made it to win it.

2527
01:32:44,080 --> 01:32:47,760
Can't disappoint Jackson at this point.

2528
01:32:46,320 --> 01:32:50,480
Yeah.

2529
01:32:47,760 --> 01:32:52,000
Declares his love, gives her her ring

2530
01:32:50,480 --> 01:32:54,960
back.

2531
01:32:52,000 --> 01:32:56,639
uh very much the scene in like the

2532
01:32:54,960 --> 01:32:58,880
romcom movie where like at this point

2533
01:32:56,639 --> 01:33:00,480
like I don't know when they've collapsed

2534
01:32:58,880 --> 01:33:01,920
to the ground and are having their

2535
01:33:00,480 --> 01:33:03,920
private moment then they like kind of

2536
01:33:01,920 --> 01:33:07,280
look up and see like the whole board has

2537
01:33:03,920 --> 01:33:10,800
like moved and is like what they say

2538
01:33:07,280 --> 01:33:13,600
they whispered that part like

2539
01:33:10,800 --> 01:33:14,800
everyone is very invested cheering for

2540
01:33:13,600 --> 01:33:17,520
their love

2541
01:33:14,800 --> 01:33:20,719
her dad is like this is the sort of

2542
01:33:17,520 --> 01:33:23,280
leadership I've been looking for

2543
01:33:20,719 --> 01:33:26,080
Stop owning your actions and moving

2544
01:33:23,280 --> 01:33:28,480
forward.

2545
01:33:26,080 --> 01:33:31,040
We'll work on the CEO transition

2546
01:33:28,480 --> 01:33:33,120
immediately. The company's yours in 6

2547
01:33:31,040 --> 01:33:36,560
months, which does feel a little loose

2548
01:33:33,120 --> 01:33:37,199
if I'm being honest.

2549
01:33:36,560 --> 01:33:39,840
Okay.

2550
01:33:37,199 --> 01:33:42,480
Yeah. You know, I was like, we're

2551
01:33:39,840 --> 01:33:45,199
choosing our moments in this. Um, and

2552
01:33:42,480 --> 01:33:48,239
that's that's the end of the book. Oh,

2553
01:33:45,199 --> 01:33:50,480
there are three epilogues. Oh, the first

2554
01:33:48,239 --> 01:33:52,239
epilogue they have a renewal ceremony.

2555
01:33:50,480 --> 01:33:54,400
They have a actual wedding.

2556
01:33:52,239 --> 01:33:58,000
Um, and I'll also say within the

2557
01:33:54,400 --> 01:34:00,400
epilogues be because this was the fourth

2558
01:33:58,000 --> 01:34:03,120
and final book in the series,

2559
01:34:00,400 --> 01:34:04,960
they do like final like point of view,

2560
01:34:03,120 --> 01:34:07,280
right? This person's pregnant, this, you

2561
01:34:04,960 --> 01:34:09,679
know, this person is moving to another

2562
01:34:07,280 --> 01:34:11,440
country, whatever.

2563
01:34:09,679 --> 01:34:13,360
Them watching the other couple get

2564
01:34:11,440 --> 01:34:14,560
married, having like just like

2565
01:34:13,360 --> 01:34:16,800
reminiscing together.

2566
01:34:14,560 --> 01:34:19,440
Yes. So like the first epilog they have

2567
01:34:16,800 --> 01:34:24,400
their renewal ceremony.

2568
01:34:19,440 --> 01:34:28,000
The second epilog they go back to Mexico

2569
01:34:24,400 --> 01:34:30,159
and she had a new Blizz costume made

2570
01:34:28,000 --> 01:34:31,040
that had strategic snaps.

2571
01:34:30,159 --> 01:34:33,440
Nice.

2572
01:34:31,040 --> 01:34:34,320
Yes. Oh, but when they I forgot to

2573
01:34:33,440 --> 01:34:35,760
mention this earlier, but I was like,

2574
01:34:34,320 --> 01:34:39,280
"No, no, no."

2575
01:34:35,760 --> 01:34:41,760
when she when they boned in the Blizz

2576
01:34:39,280 --> 01:34:43,600
costume at one point she's like he's

2577
01:34:41,760 --> 01:34:45,840
like sit on the bench so I can take your

2578
01:34:43,600 --> 01:34:47,760
skates off or like whatever and she's

2579
01:34:45,840 --> 01:34:50,000
like I can't sit down I'll make a mess.

2580
01:34:47,760 --> 01:34:51,920
He's like we're not leaving this costume

2581
01:34:50,000 --> 01:34:54,480
here. Like this is coming home with us.

2582
01:34:51,920 --> 01:34:56,560
Like so she like folds it under herself.

2583
01:34:54,480 --> 01:34:58,800
So I'm like I'm assuming Blizz had

2584
01:34:56,560 --> 01:34:59,679
multiple costumes on hand because if

2585
01:34:58,800 --> 01:35:01,440
they only had one

2586
01:34:59,679 --> 01:35:03,040
it makes sense to have more than one.

2587
01:35:01,440 --> 01:35:03,920
If they Well, if they only had one they

2588
01:35:03,040 --> 01:35:08,080
would have been [ __ ]

2589
01:35:03,920 --> 01:35:10,159
Yeah. So, one can hope that they had two

2590
01:35:08,080 --> 01:35:12,320
but none had the strategic snaps of

2591
01:35:10,159 --> 01:35:13,840
epilog.

2592
01:35:12,320 --> 01:35:17,360
Luke is a big fan of the strategic

2593
01:35:13,840 --> 01:35:19,040
snaps. And then epilog 3, I don't know.

2594
01:35:17,360 --> 01:35:20,719
All of the couples are happy. Some of

2595
01:35:19,040 --> 01:35:22,480
them have kids, some of them don't.

2596
01:35:20,719 --> 01:35:25,360
Their kids are now playing hockey. It's

2597
01:35:22,480 --> 01:35:29,800
moving on to the next generation.

2598
01:35:25,360 --> 01:35:29,800
The end. Hm.

2599
01:35:30,719 --> 01:35:33,719
Okay.

2600
01:35:33,920 --> 01:35:41,840
It seems like a like a a warm read. Like

2601
01:35:38,159 --> 01:35:44,080
there is some strife and stress and and

2602
01:35:41,840 --> 01:35:45,120
plot, but it's not like

2603
01:35:44,080 --> 01:35:46,000
super intense. It

2604
01:35:45,120 --> 01:35:47,679
won't take you out.

2605
01:35:46,000 --> 01:35:49,360
Quickly resolved.

2606
01:35:47,679 --> 01:35:53,120
Like it's not like it the

2607
01:35:49,360 --> 01:35:55,440
miscommunications draw on for a third of

2608
01:35:53,120 --> 01:35:55,840
the book and that's the whole plot. It's

2609
01:35:55,440 --> 01:35:57,440
like,

2610
01:35:55,840 --> 01:35:59,199
well, and honestly, I feel like I like

2611
01:35:57,440 --> 01:36:01,360
kept blinking and like I'd be like, "Oh,

2612
01:35:59,199 --> 01:36:03,520
I've read 20%." Just like with how

2613
01:36:01,360 --> 01:36:06,159
quickly this one moved

2614
01:36:03,520 --> 01:36:08,159
because it felt like a lot of it both.

2615
01:36:06,159 --> 01:36:10,159
I'm like overarchingly not a lot of time

2616
01:36:08,159 --> 01:36:13,920
passed, but it it did feel like a lot of

2617
01:36:10,159 --> 01:36:16,480
time had passed with how it was written.

2618
01:36:13,920 --> 01:36:18,560
I did read all four.

2619
01:36:16,480 --> 01:36:21,920
I think

2620
01:36:18,560 --> 01:36:24,080
SJ Till's writing continues to improve.

2621
01:36:21,920 --> 01:36:26,320
So, I feel like this one was like the

2622
01:36:24,080 --> 01:36:27,760
the most well-written

2623
01:36:26,320 --> 01:36:29,920
of the four.

2624
01:36:27,760 --> 01:36:32,320
I'll say Sleek Kitten. I was like I

2625
01:36:29,920 --> 01:36:34,080
couldn't for until like I couldn't tell

2626
01:36:32,320 --> 01:36:36,000
you what the girl's name was. He just

2627
01:36:34,080 --> 01:36:37,840
called her kitten.

2628
01:36:36,000 --> 01:36:39,920
I'm like [ __ ] hell. She has a name.

2629
01:36:37,840 --> 01:36:41,280
She's a human. Like there there has to

2630
01:36:39,920 --> 01:36:42,080
be more to the story, but I don't

2631
01:36:41,280 --> 01:36:43,360
remember it.

2632
01:36:42,080 --> 01:36:47,719
Right.

2633
01:36:43,360 --> 01:36:47,719
And so I do feel like

2634
01:36:48,239 --> 01:36:50,320
we progressed

2635
01:36:49,600 --> 01:36:52,639
sure

2636
01:36:50,320 --> 01:36:55,280
through the four

2637
01:36:52,639 --> 01:36:57,440
and they are fun. I would recommend

2638
01:36:55,280 --> 01:37:00,320
them. But I'm also kind of like yes like

2639
01:36:57,440 --> 01:37:02,000
what what did they do for business? I

2640
01:37:00,320 --> 01:37:04,480
don't know general business but she knew

2641
01:37:02,000 --> 01:37:06,159
she could do a lot of good as the CEO.

2642
01:37:04,480 --> 01:37:10,239
Really, basically all you need to know

2643
01:37:06,159 --> 01:37:14,080
is generational wealth, but not so much

2644
01:37:10,239 --> 01:37:15,920
that you're like lizard people, but like

2645
01:37:14,080 --> 01:37:16,960
enough that like they're not regular

2646
01:37:15,920 --> 01:37:18,480
people.

2647
01:37:16,960 --> 01:37:19,679
Yeah.

2648
01:37:18,480 --> 01:37:20,159
Yeah.

2649
01:37:19,679 --> 01:37:21,440
Yeah.

2650
01:37:20,159 --> 01:37:22,159
They're not like us.

2651
01:37:21,440 --> 01:37:22,639
Yeah.

2652
01:37:22,159 --> 01:37:24,880
Uh-huh.

2653
01:37:22,639 --> 01:37:28,000
Yeah. They're not as as wild as they

2654
01:37:24,880 --> 01:37:29,280
could be, but they are We are not the

2655
01:37:28,000 --> 01:37:31,280
same.

2656
01:37:29,280 --> 01:37:33,920
Yeah. That's

2657
01:37:31,280 --> 01:37:35,040
that's the energy

2658
01:37:33,920 --> 01:37:37,360
cuz I feel like there were things that

2659
01:37:35,040 --> 01:37:38,880
I'm like, "Oh, we just we're not going

2660
01:37:37,360 --> 01:37:40,400
to like look back on that. We're not

2661
01:37:38,880 --> 01:37:42,800
going to figure out that next step."

2662
01:37:40,400 --> 01:37:44,719
Okay. I don't need to look deeper into

2663
01:37:42,800 --> 01:37:45,199
this book than this book is willing to

2664
01:37:44,719 --> 01:37:45,760
go.

2665
01:37:45,199 --> 01:37:48,159
Sure.

2666
01:37:45,760 --> 01:37:49,600
And sometimes I do recognize that I ask

2667
01:37:48,159 --> 01:37:50,159
more of a book than it's willing to

2668
01:37:49,600 --> 01:37:50,800
give.

2669
01:37:50,159 --> 01:37:53,679
Yeah.

2670
01:37:50,800 --> 01:37:56,400
I knew exactly what I was getting. It

2671
01:37:53,679 --> 01:37:58,239
gave exactly what it promised it would.

2672
01:37:56,400 --> 01:38:00,480
It met expectations.

2673
01:37:58,239 --> 01:38:05,400
You get it. So, what what's the rating

2674
01:38:00,480 --> 01:38:05,400
scale though? Like mascot costumes.

2675
01:38:05,520 --> 01:38:07,600
Skates.

2676
01:38:06,000 --> 01:38:08,639
Yeah, hockey skates maybe.

2677
01:38:07,600 --> 01:38:10,639
Yeah, skates.

2678
01:38:08,639 --> 01:38:12,719
Yeah,

2679
01:38:10,639 --> 01:38:14,080
silicone wedding rings.

2680
01:38:12,719 --> 01:38:15,119
Let's go skates.

2681
01:38:14,080 --> 01:38:17,040
Okay. Out of

2682
01:38:15,119 --> 01:38:18,880
there were

2683
01:38:17,040 --> 01:38:20,960
four books, which means that there have

2684
01:38:18,880 --> 01:38:23,199
been eight main characters. If they each

2685
01:38:20,960 --> 01:38:23,760
own a pair of skates, that's 16 skates

2686
01:38:23,199 --> 01:38:26,400
total.

2687
01:38:23,760 --> 01:38:28,080
Oh, okay. That kept going.

2688
01:38:26,400 --> 01:38:31,320
It really did. Well, I was going to go

2689
01:38:28,080 --> 01:38:31,320
eight skates,

2690
01:38:31,600 --> 01:38:35,440
but 16 felt nicer.

2691
01:38:33,199 --> 01:38:38,080
16 does feel nicer.

2692
01:38:35,440 --> 01:38:39,280
I'm going to go like

2693
01:38:38,080 --> 01:38:40,000
10,

2694
01:38:39,280 --> 01:38:41,840
okay,

2695
01:38:40,000 --> 01:38:42,159
out of 16 skates.

2696
01:38:41,840 --> 01:38:46,000
Okay,

2697
01:38:42,159 --> 01:38:47,199
hear me. And I mean this in the best way

2698
01:38:46,000 --> 01:38:48,000
I can mean it.

2699
01:38:47,199 --> 01:38:50,000
Mhm.

2700
01:38:48,000 --> 01:38:50,560
This book won't change your life.

2701
01:38:50,000 --> 01:38:52,480
Sure.

2702
01:38:50,560 --> 01:38:54,080
Yeah. like

2703
01:38:52,480 --> 01:38:58,080
whatever

2704
01:38:54,080 --> 01:38:59,520
comfort hockey romcom you're looking for

2705
01:38:58,080 --> 01:39:00,080
that's not too deep.

2706
01:38:59,520 --> 01:39:02,239
Yeah.

2707
01:39:00,080 --> 01:39:04,719
Yes. This is it. Right.

2708
01:39:02,239 --> 01:39:06,560
This feels and I don't know that I can

2709
01:39:04,719 --> 01:39:08,080
explain this fully, but it feels like a

2710
01:39:06,560 --> 01:39:11,119
self-care read

2711
01:39:08,080 --> 01:39:13,600
where it's not like bully romance.

2712
01:39:11,119 --> 01:39:18,080
There's no enemies to lovers. There's no

2713
01:39:13,600 --> 01:39:21,440
big trauma. It's just a light-hearted,

2714
01:39:18,080 --> 01:39:22,080
nice, warm, comfy

2715
01:39:21,440 --> 01:39:23,119
Yes.

2716
01:39:22,080 --> 01:39:24,800
Read.

2717
01:39:23,119 --> 01:39:25,199
I think that is a great way to describe

2718
01:39:24,800 --> 01:39:25,920
it.

2719
01:39:25,199 --> 01:39:31,040
Yeah.

2720
01:39:25,920 --> 01:39:32,480
Yeah. So, 10 out of 16 skates.

2721
01:39:31,040 --> 01:39:35,119
Okay.

2722
01:39:32,480 --> 01:39:36,159
Sure. We could math that down.

2723
01:39:35,119 --> 01:39:38,400
Well, that would be five out of eight.

2724
01:39:36,159 --> 01:39:39,040
Five out of eight. Yeah. Yeah.

2725
01:39:38,400 --> 01:39:40,960
Look at us.

2726
01:39:39,040 --> 01:39:42,159
I'll add it. I'll add the series to the

2727
01:39:40,960 --> 01:39:44,960
list.

2728
01:39:42,159 --> 01:39:47,600
Yeah. I would recommend it. It's a fun

2729
01:39:44,960 --> 01:39:49,600
series. Uh

2730
01:39:47,600 --> 01:39:52,800
the the one with Jackson and Caitlyn,

2731
01:39:49,600 --> 01:39:54,320
the very first book has like the I think

2732
01:39:52,800 --> 01:39:55,600
it was going around on TikTok, but there

2733
01:39:54,320 --> 01:39:58,880
were two books that kind of had a

2734
01:39:55,600 --> 01:40:00,000
similar scene where uh like the kiss cam

2735
01:39:58,880 --> 01:40:02,159
was on the girl.

2736
01:40:00,000 --> 01:40:02,960
Yeah, the other one was what? Icebreaker

2737
01:40:02,159 --> 01:40:05,040
or No,

2738
01:40:02,960 --> 01:40:05,920
no, it wasn't Icebreaker. It Something

2739
01:40:05,040 --> 01:40:06,719
Hearts.

2740
01:40:05,920 --> 01:40:09,199
It doesn't matter.

2741
01:40:06,719 --> 01:40:11,840
Nikki Lawson. Feel like I can name the

2742
01:40:09,199 --> 01:40:14,239
author of that one, but I can't name the

2743
01:40:11,840 --> 01:40:17,199
book. I do remember that the dude on the

2744
01:40:14,239 --> 01:40:18,159
cover of the book looked too young for

2745
01:40:17,199 --> 01:40:20,320
me

2746
01:40:18,159 --> 01:40:21,679
in a way that I was like, "Oh, that's

2747
01:40:20,320 --> 01:40:23,040
uncomfortable.

2748
01:40:21,679 --> 01:40:23,440
You're a child."

2749
01:40:23,040 --> 01:40:25,360
Yeah.

2750
01:40:23,440 --> 01:40:28,480
I'm sure you're a child who can legally

2751
01:40:25,360 --> 01:40:30,000
drink, but in my heart, you're a child.

2752
01:40:28,480 --> 01:40:30,639
Yeah. No, I feel that.

2753
01:40:30,000 --> 01:40:33,119
Yeah.

2754
01:40:30,639 --> 01:40:34,800
Uh, something hearts, I think, was the

2755
01:40:33,119 --> 01:40:36,880
Nikki Lawson one. So, they both had the

2756
01:40:34,800 --> 01:40:38,480
kiss cam scene, but I do know like the

2757
01:40:36,880 --> 01:40:40,239
first book in the series had gained some

2758
01:40:38,480 --> 01:40:42,159
momentum and popularity

2759
01:40:40,239 --> 01:40:44,159
because that scene had like

2760
01:40:42,159 --> 01:40:46,960
gone viral.

2761
01:40:44,159 --> 01:40:48,719
All right. I enjoyed like I think I've

2762
01:40:46,960 --> 01:40:52,239
honestly read all four of them within

2763
01:40:48,719 --> 01:40:54,239
the last like two months. So, like

2764
01:40:52,239 --> 01:40:56,320
they are very easy to pick up and put

2765
01:40:54,239 --> 01:40:56,960
down between other series when you need

2766
01:40:56,320 --> 01:40:57,920
a break.

2767
01:40:56,960 --> 01:40:59,440
Palette cleanser.

2768
01:40:57,920 --> 01:41:00,800
Yes, absolutely. It's a very good

2769
01:40:59,440 --> 01:41:03,920
palette cleanser. I've already

2770
01:41:00,800 --> 01:41:04,880
downloaded other SJ Tilly series to

2771
01:41:03,920 --> 01:41:06,480
read.

2772
01:41:04,880 --> 01:41:08,880
Um

2773
01:41:06,480 --> 01:41:11,440
I I don't know what to expect of any of

2774
01:41:08,880 --> 01:41:12,560
them. I I just went, "Hell yeah, I'll

2775
01:41:11,440 --> 01:41:12,880
I'll download it. I'll see what

2776
01:41:12,560 --> 01:41:13,920
happens."

2777
01:41:12,880 --> 01:41:16,480
Sure. Well,

2778
01:41:13,920 --> 01:41:18,239
why not?

2779
01:41:16,480 --> 01:41:19,520
I like to live on the edge like that.

2780
01:41:18,239 --> 01:41:23,320
I know you do.

2781
01:41:19,520 --> 01:41:23,320
You know, with the

2782
01:41:23,360 --> 01:41:28,480
mildly spicy Rob

2783
01:41:26,719 --> 01:41:30,960
Mhm. Mhm. Mhm.

2784
01:41:28,480 --> 01:41:32,000
Yeah. like mildly spicy. I don't know.

2785
01:41:30,960 --> 01:41:33,760
Everything's a

2786
01:41:32,000 --> 01:41:35,920
It's all relative.

2787
01:41:33,760 --> 01:41:37,440
Is it no longer mild? If there like do

2788
01:41:35,920 --> 01:41:40,960
you have to have multiples for it to no

2789
01:41:37,440 --> 01:41:42,560
longer be mild by our

2790
01:41:40,960 --> 01:41:44,400
standards at this point?

2791
01:41:42,560 --> 01:41:46,080
I don't know that you can draw a

2792
01:41:44,400 --> 01:41:47,600
straight line like that.

2793
01:41:46,080 --> 01:41:51,360
No, you're not wrong.

2794
01:41:47,600 --> 01:41:53,280
Is there some like, you know,

2795
01:41:51,360 --> 01:41:56,880
I don't want to say what do I want to

2796
01:41:53,280 --> 01:41:59,840
say? monogamous rather than poly sort of

2797
01:41:56,880 --> 01:42:03,280
dynamics that go on that are

2798
01:41:59,840 --> 01:42:04,320
that are a little spicy. Oh, well, and I

2799
01:42:03,280 --> 01:42:07,920
know we've kind of talked about this

2800
01:42:04,320 --> 01:42:11,520
before. I feel like you can read a book

2801
01:42:07,920 --> 01:42:13,360
where they're having sex

2802
01:42:11,520 --> 01:42:15,280
and there's a little bit of anal play. I

2803
01:42:13,360 --> 01:42:17,040
don't know, a pinky in the in in the

2804
01:42:15,280 --> 01:42:19,280
anus and you're like, "Ooh, wow. That's

2805
01:42:17,040 --> 01:42:20,400
real kinky." In one book, right? Like,

2806
01:42:19,280 --> 01:42:21,760
woo, that was

2807
01:42:20,400 --> 01:42:23,360
It's all how it's written.

2808
01:42:21,760 --> 01:42:25,679
Yes. Because then there are other books

2809
01:42:23,360 --> 01:42:27,920
where you're like and then he tied her

2810
01:42:25,679 --> 01:42:29,920
down and blindfolded her. You're like,

2811
01:42:27,920 --> 01:42:31,440
"Shit, a finger in the anus was just

2812
01:42:29,920 --> 01:42:33,600
first base." Like in

2813
01:42:31,440 --> 01:42:37,679
literally literally like he's flogging

2814
01:42:33,600 --> 01:42:40,080
her like what and you don't know where

2815
01:42:37,679 --> 01:42:42,159
it's going to land, which does make it a

2816
01:42:40,080 --> 01:42:42,560
little hard to to figure. It's all

2817
01:42:42,159 --> 01:42:45,520
relative.

2818
01:42:42,560 --> 01:42:48,560
Yes, it is all relative. So, with all

2819
01:42:45,520 --> 01:42:50,880
that said, 10 out of 16 skates, five out

2820
01:42:48,560 --> 01:42:53,679
of eight. If you like to do additional

2821
01:42:50,880 --> 01:42:57,119
division, um, let us know how many

2822
01:42:53,679 --> 01:42:58,400
skates you would recommend and rate.

2823
01:42:57,119 --> 01:43:00,639
Please let us know if there are any

2824
01:42:58,400 --> 01:43:02,639
other books you'd like us to review in

2825
01:43:00,639 --> 01:43:06,159
the future, and we will see you next

2826
01:43:02,639 --> 01:43:08,080
time. Bye, smart puppies. Bye.

2827
01:43:06,159 --> 01:43:11,360
Well, that's it for this week, Smut

2828
01:43:08,080 --> 01:43:14,400
[ __ ] We hope it was good for you, cuz

2829
01:43:11,360 --> 01:43:16,480
it sure was great for us. If you're

2830
01:43:14,400 --> 01:43:18,560
digging what we're doing, it would mean

2831
01:43:16,480 --> 01:43:20,320
a lot if you'd take a minute to rate and

2832
01:43:18,560 --> 01:43:23,199
review the show wherever you're

2833
01:43:20,320 --> 01:43:26,560
listening right now. Maybe tell that

2834
01:43:23,199 --> 01:43:29,920
sexy someone to lend us an ear. We love

2835
01:43:26,560 --> 01:43:34,040
you. We appreciate you. And we'll see

2836
01:43:29,920 --> 01:43:41,719
you next week. Stay smiley.

2837
01:43:34,040 --> 01:43:41,719
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