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[upbeat music] The noon hour of Madness and Mayhem, the podcast. 

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The beast is back! Peaches in the house. What's up? 

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I was about to be like, "Where's Justin?" 

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[laughing] 

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No, I'm here. 

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He, he's around, too. 

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No kidding. 

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He's around as well. 

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Yeah. 

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So, yeah. 

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Well, I, I, again, showed up this morning, and I had to use the restroom. So I [chuckles] the door's unlocked. I open it. One of the new people- 

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Ah, they don't know the, uh- 

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They, they don't know how to lock a door? Like, what's going on? 

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Yeah, I mean, technically there are two toilets in there, but it's a small bathroom. You know, it, it's- 

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And my head peaks over. 

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[laughing] 

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I don't want to see Logan doing his business. 

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[laughing] Uh, we n- they'll learn over time, as everybody else does, 'cause everybody locks the door. You know? 

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Maybe what I should do is I should just walk in there. If somebody's in the stall with the, the stall door locked, I'll go to the urinal, I'll grab a handful of water from the sink ... Not the urinal, I'm not a madman. 

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[laughing] 

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From the sink, and just throw it over like a hook shot, like Kareem, over the stall- 

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Yeah 

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... right onto, like, uh, either Logan or Jeff's head. I know it's ei- either one of them. 

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Do you think that would be considered an at-work assault? 

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Maybe. 

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It could be. 

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But it's worth it. 

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Maybe we'll ask Lieutenant Crane about that on Friday with Traffic School, 'cause there was a, a guy in Florida who threw a ketchup packet at somebody, and he got charged with felony battery. 

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Well, that's also a physical item, I feel like. You know? 

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Yeah, I- 

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It's, it's still a ketchup packet, I mean, as stupid as that sounds. 

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Yeah. Like- 

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But this is just water. This could be ... It, it, we could s- I could be like, "Whoa, what are you talking about? I didn't throw water on you, just back splash from what you're doing." 

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[laughing] 

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You know? 

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That's true. 

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Something like that. 

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You might be able to make that kind of case. 

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"I'll look up at the roof. There's ... Is there a leak?" 

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[laughing] 

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Something like that. 

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Well, that'd be one way for him to learn to lock the door, 'cause yeah, it's always awkward when you burst in there and somebody's in there. 

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I might just start kicking the door like Shrek. 

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[chuckles] Just kick it open? 

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Yeah, kick it open. 

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Like when ... R- Arthur Morgan style? 

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Yeah. 

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Just bash through the door- 

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Sure 

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... to make your way in. 

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Yeah. 

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Everybody's all startled. "Whoa! [chuckles] What's happening here?" 

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"I got a plan." 

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[laughing] 

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Well, that wasn't what I wanted to talk about, but- 

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Well, it's okay 

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... should we save it for the next break, or? [chuckles] 

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Yeah, let's save it for the next break. 

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[laughing] 

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Lock the door in the bathroom, people. Come on, now. [upbeat music] This is the noon hour of Madness and Mayhem. I'm Victor. 

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I'm Peaches, and I know I shouldn't laugh during this whole thing, but I'm going to anyway, 'cause it's just too funny [laughing] to me. 

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I can't wait. 

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So there was this girl I went to middle school with. We all went to middle school, me and all my friends. 

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Mm-hmm. 

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We all went to the same middle school. My friend Zach, uh, I, I think, got stood up by her. 

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Okay. 

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They were supposed to go on this coffee date. He shows up. She texts him right as he gets there saying, "Hey, if you thought I was gonna be here, then you thought wrong," or something like that. 

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[laughing] Geez. 

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But karma got her badly, 'cause- 

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Oh, okay 

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... um, apparently she's one of those people that puts all of her pr- problems and issues on social media. 

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Oh, yeah. 

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And it's quite funny. I, I, I can't go into the, the content here, but this, this is just the beginning. 

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Okay. 

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All right? This is ... I, I'm safe saying this: "I'm so tired of being silent. My family abandoned me and took Savannah after my baby dad left me to fend for myself. The rest I can't say." 

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Oh, okay. 

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It's a full-on paragraph- 

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Wow 

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... as you can see here. And this is all talking about her problems, and it's funny, [laughing] 'cause she tagged the guy. [laughing] 

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[laughing] 

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She tagged the guy. On top of that, "@insertnamehere has been financially abusing me as well." [laughing] 

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Gee. All right, Peaches. 

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[laughing] 

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Yeah, like you said, it's not nice to laugh at that. 

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[laughing] 

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Just 'cause she stood a friend up on a coffee date. 

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What makes me laugh is that she puts #justiceforall, hashtag- 

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Oh, no 

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... corporate greed, #familyisn'talwaysblood. 

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[laughing] Wow. 

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[laughing] There's more hashtags. 

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[laughing] 

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#firstamendment, #freedomofspeech. 

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Okay. 

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So I used my, my freedom of speech- 

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So she went political? 

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Yes, and um ... No, she didn't go political. She just, uh, talked about this whole, like, dealing with people in court type of thing. I don't know. 

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Okay, okay. 

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But I, [chuckles] I used my freedom of speech to take that, [laughing] take that whole paragraph and put it in Suno and say, "Hey, make a song about this." [laughing] 

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[laughing] Oh, geez, Peaches. 

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Then I put it in the Discord call, and we all listened to it. 

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[laughing] 

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And it included all the hashtags and everything. 

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[laughing] 

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All right, I know financial abuse and all of that is not funny, but- 

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No 

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... just [laughing] the, the fact that you share it on Facebook. Please, it's not your personal diary. 

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Yeah, no. 

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Everyone you know is on there. 

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Exactly. 

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[chuckles] 

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You know, try to keep your personal stuff close to yourself. You know? 

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I mean, employers can just pull up your, uh, your profile and look at ... No matter how much you try to hide it- 

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Oh, yeah 

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... they'll still- 

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They'll find it. 

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Yeah, they'll, they'll find it, for sure. 

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Yeah. Yeah. 

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I know Jade talks about he does some, some digging on people's profiles, and I'm sure he did a well, uh, what's it called? An inspection, a w- a whole inspection on my Facebook before he hired me here. 

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Yeah. Oh, yeah, I, I, I inspected your Facebook to make sure you behaved yourself. 

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Yeah. 

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You know, weren't posting crazy California stuff in odd language. 

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I don't have pictures of a, a particular thing all over my [chuckles] you know- 

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[laughing] That's right 

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... the, the green stuff. 

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Look at Peaches' coffee table! 

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Cali vibes. 

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My goodness. [upbeat music] Yo, it's the noon hour of Madness and Mayhem with me, Victor. 

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And Peaches here- 

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And Peaches here 

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... back from California. 

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He's back. The beast is back. 

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That's right. 

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All right. 

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Put that on a T-shirt. Sell it right away. 

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I, I'm pretty sure there's probably already a shirt that says that, right? 

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I think so. I think it was one of those wannabe-tough 12-year-olds that wore a shirt like that from Nike- 

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Yeah 

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... that said, like, "Unleash the Beast," I'm like, "Yeah, that's right." 

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Like, when I- 

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I call myself that 

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... when I was a kid, one of the popular brands was No Fear. 

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Oh. 

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You remember those? [chuckles] 

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Yeah, yeah. 

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No Fear. 

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What about Tapout? 

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[laughing] Oh, Tapout! 

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[laughing] 

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Yeah, that's tough, too. 

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I'm like a UFC fighter- 

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[laughing] 

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... without the skill. 

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So you said you had, uh, something? 

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Yeah, we, we hiked to the Hollywood sign. 

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Yes. 

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Yeah, that was very early on in the vacation, so- 

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Okay 

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... um, we didn't hike all the way. Um, w- my, my friends, by the way, they were obsessed with the minivan that I rented.

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... obsessed with it though. 

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My friend Jose has never been inside a minivan ever. That shows you how, uh, wealthy that guy is. 

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Okay. [laughs] 

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"What is this thing?" 

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[laughs] 

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So he sat in the very far back, and we were going uphill- 

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Mm-hmm 

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... to the, to, uh, or to the Hollywood Sign trail, sort of. Not the trail itself, but more so like maybe, like, the way to, like, be in front of it. 

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Yeah. 

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There's so many different trails up to it. 

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Oh, yeah. 

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It was just one of the many, but we were going through the rich, the rich Hollywood Hills neighborhood. 

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Mm-hmm. 

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Not even the wealthiest kind, like the, the, the lower-tier kind. 

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Yeah. 

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And so I'm going up the hill in a van full of five people, pl- of course, including me, so it's already weighed down, and we go up the hill, and I almost do a peel-out on the minivan. 

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[laughs] 

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And my friend Jose freaks out. So we go up- finally go up to the... near the Hollywood Sign, and you know how they always try to sell you stuff, like, in, uh, in LA- 

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Yeah 

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... or most big cities, they'll be like, "Hey, you want your picture with this?" Uh- 

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Mm-hmm 

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... and then they try to charge you, like, 30 bucks for a photo. 

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Mm-hmm. 

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This person was trying to say, "Hey, you want to take a picture with these goats that we have here- 

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[laughs] 

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... by the Hollywood Sign?" 

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Goats. 

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Because for some reason, I need to do that. 

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[laughs] Okay. 

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And, [laughs] uh, well, on the way back from the Hollywood Sign, 'cause we said no to those people, um, they have a whole flock, or I don't know what a herd of goats is actually called- 

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I guess a herd? 

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... a herd of goats, um, just waiting for people to take pictures with. 

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[laughs] What? Why? 

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And one of them, named Betty, tries to commit suicide- 

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What? 

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... [laughs] by the, the- this guy had two goats tied to each other via, with, with a rope. 

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Okay. 

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And so Betty sees a hill, or sees, like, a downward drop. Uh, the goat, Betty, she drops, or she jumps off the side, and the other goat tied to her just, you know, gets yanked. 

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Holy cow! 

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And, and the one before that even happened, the guy's, like, telling some random tourist, "Grab Betty before she jumps!" 

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[laughs] 

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Like, what is the tourist going to do with a full-on goat? 

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Yeah! Goats are probably pretty strong. I've never tried to, uh, wrestle one that's tied to a rope, but- 

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Oh, they were calling it Goatywood. That was the name of their business. 

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Goatywood. 

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Goatywood, yeah. You take a picture with the goats for, like, I don't know how, how much money, but I'm sure it's ridiculous. 

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That's bizarre. 

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Yeah. 

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And were people taking pictures with the goats? 

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Um, some people. I mean, you get tourists from all around the world, so people who are not necessarily from here and don't know the sleazy ways of, uh, certain- 

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Mm-hmm 

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... certain people here. Um, yeah. 

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"Here's my mixtape." 

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Oh, yeah. 

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[laughs] 

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Oh, yeah, we passed by one of those people. 

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Really? [laughs] 

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Oh, yeah, and we... And there's, they're still handing out the CD. 

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Who has CD players anymore? 

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In 2026, they're still- 

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[laughs] 

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... handing out that classic CD, and I told Aubrey ahead of time, I'm like, "If any person tries to hand you anything, you don't look at them. Look down- 

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[laughs] 

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... and you keep walking. Pretend you can't even hear them. Pretend they're not even there." 

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Yep. [laughs] 

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And my friend Matt apparently has done that before, where he's, uh, been handed something, and they go, "It's 20 bucks," and then [laughs] my friend Matt will just chuck it on the ground as hard as he can. 

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[laughs] 

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Like, he'll break the CD. [laughs] I'm like, "Dude, I wouldn't mess with those guys." 

00:08:58,996 --> 00:09:00,476 [Speaker 0]
Yeah, you never know. That's- 

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There's, there's teams of them. You don't know, all of a sudden, they could come out of the woodworks and, you know- 

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Yeah 

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... come after you. 

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Might end up getting stabbed or something. 

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But who wakes up in the morning and says, "You know, I'm gonna sell my CD on Hollywood Boulevard?" 

00:09:12,196 --> 00:09:14,616 [Speaker 0]
Apparently, a lot of people, based on the times I've been there. 

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I mean, who says, like, "I'm gonna sell fruit on Hollywood Boulevard"? I saw a bunch of those people, too. 

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[laughs] Selling fruit, huh? 

00:09:19,946 --> 00:09:22,565 [Speaker 1]
Just selling fruit. Like, "I'm gonna sell my oranges on Hollywood Boulevard today." 

00:09:22,565 --> 00:09:22,596 [Speaker 0]
[laughs] Okay. 

00:09:22,596 --> 00:09:23,956 [Speaker 1]
How much money do those people make? 

00:09:23,956 --> 00:09:26,456 [Speaker 0]
I... You wouldn't think too much selling fruit. 

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Do they drive from a, a way far away area, or do they actually live right there? 'Cause if they live right there, they have to pay over a grand a month in rent. 

00:09:34,716 --> 00:09:35,216 [Speaker 0]
Oh, yeah. 

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They have to sell a whole lot of oranges, bananas, and all that to really make up for that. 

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But if you're overcharging, uh, tourists, you might be able to make pretty good money, you know? 

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So how would you pitch them? Say it's a California-grown orange and- 

00:09:45,826 --> 00:09:46,956 [Speaker 0]
Mm-hmm. Yeah, it's like- 

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Straight from the field. 

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Straight from the field, organic, grown here. 

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[laughs] They went to Ralphs and got a giant bag of- 

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Mm-hmm 

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... organic oranges. 

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[laughs] 

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Not even organic kind, probably cheap kind. 

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Yeah, just whatever the cheapest ones they could find, and then, you know, you, you put the sales pitch on. 

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Maybe next time I should try doing that, just to see how much money I could make. 

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You should! Come back, you're filthy rich. 

00:10:07,816 --> 00:10:07,906 [Speaker 1]
Oh, yeah. 

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You're like, "Dude, I'm out of here." [upbeat music] 

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I'm leaving KBEAR to sell fruit on Hollywood Boulevard. 

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This is the noon hour of Madness and Mayhem, and I'm Victor. 

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I'm Peaches, and I, uh, got you with a, with a quote this morning that made you kind of, uh, upset, that a certain, uh, prolific figure has said something about your favorite city, Burley, Idaho. 

00:10:28,276 --> 00:10:33,596 [Speaker 0]
Oh, yeah. Like, what, what... Didn't he say, "I've never seen anywhere more beautiful than Burley?" 

00:10:33,596 --> 00:10:37,435 [Speaker 1]
Yeah, this, uh, president of the LDS Church, President Oaks- 

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Yeah 

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... um, said, uh, I think they were opening up some sort of temple. 

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Yeah, they opened the new Burley Temple. 

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And so [laughs] I think he said in his speech... I was trying my best to find it, just to find any article about it, but I, I guess I'm assuming he said, "I have never seen a place more beautiful than Burley, Idaho." 

00:10:52,156 --> 00:10:52,695 [Speaker 0]
Okay. 

00:10:52,695 --> 00:10:53,856 [Speaker 1]
I don't know if that's true or not. 

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Um- 

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I heard it from my girlfriend's sister, and previously, her family has given me some news that wasn't true, like somebody won the giant billion-dollar jackpot in Florida. That wasn't the case. 

00:11:06,736 --> 00:11:13,876 [Speaker 0]
Okay, so it might not be true, 'cause, I mean, he's from Salt Lake. Salt Lake is more beautiful than Burley. 

00:11:13,876 --> 00:11:14,796 [Speaker 1]
Absolutely. 

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[laughs] Without question. 

00:11:15,695 --> 00:11:17,976 [Speaker 1]
What about Mountain Home? More beau- is Mountain Home- 

00:11:17,976 --> 00:11:18,256 [Speaker 0]
Ooh 

00:11:18,256 --> 00:11:19,636 [Speaker 1]
... more beautiful than Burley? 

00:11:19,636 --> 00:11:21,216 [Speaker 0]
They're pretty similar. [laughs] 

00:11:21,216 --> 00:11:21,536 [Speaker 1]
They are. 

00:11:21,536 --> 00:11:22,685 [Speaker 0]
They're both pretty ugly. [laughs] 

00:11:22,685 --> 00:11:26,156 [Speaker 1]
It kind of, kind of reminds me of, like, Bakersfield, California. 

00:11:26,156 --> 00:11:26,656 [Speaker 0]
[laughs] Yeah. 

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Whether it's... It's, the, the California's in the name, but when you get there, you're like, "Oh, this is a dump." 

00:11:31,236 --> 00:11:31,736 [Speaker 0]
Yeah. 

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Stockton even, Fresno- 

00:11:33,796 --> 00:11:34,096 [Speaker 0]
[laughs] Yeah 

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... the entire middle of the state. 

00:11:35,856 --> 00:11:47,816 [Speaker 0]
[laughs] I know. People think about California as just being, you know, like, this, uh, you know, coastal, tropical-like paradise or something. There's a lot of crappy desert in California. [laughs] 

00:11:47,816 --> 00:11:49,616 [Speaker 1]
Like, like Modesto, California. 

00:11:49,616 --> 00:11:49,626 [Speaker 0]
[laughs] 

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Modesto represent! Like, what are you representing, a pile of dirt? [laughs] 

00:11:54,086 --> 00:12:00,214 [Speaker 0]
[laughs] Like, the, the drive from Salt Lake to Burley would be more beautiful than Burley. [laughs] 

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I'm sure I offended a lot of people that too, that moved here from that area. Like, uh, I think Melissa, who's down the hallway- 

00:12:06,236 --> 00:12:06,606 [Speaker 0]
Yeah? 

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... she is from some tiny little town in the northernmost point of California. I don't even consider that California. I consider that, like, Nowhereville. 

00:12:15,016 --> 00:12:17,316 [Speaker 0]
Well, Northern California's pretty nice. 

00:12:17,316 --> 00:12:17,656 [Speaker 1]
Eh. 

00:12:17,656 --> 00:12:20,246 [Speaker 0]
You know? It's, at least the areas I've been. 

00:12:20,246 --> 00:12:21,456 [Speaker 1]
San Francisco is dumpy. 

00:12:21,456 --> 00:12:21,756 [Speaker 0]
Yeah, I've never been to- 

00:12:21,756 --> 00:12:22,976 [Speaker 1]
Literally dump-y. 

00:12:22,976 --> 00:12:23,386 [Speaker 0]
[laughs] Yeah. 

00:12:23,386 --> 00:12:23,396 [Speaker 1]
Yeah. 

00:12:23,396 --> 00:12:29,256 [Speaker 0]
I've never been to San Fran. I've, uh, driven past it, but that was about it. Um, but, like- 

00:12:29,256 --> 00:12:32,796 [Speaker 1]
I, I haven't gone northern than San Francisco. I've only ever stopped there. 

00:12:32,796 --> 00:12:43,336 [Speaker 0]
Ah, like, if you're... Well, and I guess I should say the coastal towns, you know, like Eureka and, I don't know, s- some of the others that are up there toward the, uh, Oregon border. 

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I'm sorry, but Victorville kind of sucks, too. 

00:12:45,195 --> 00:12:45,876 [Speaker 0]
Victorville- 

00:12:45,876 --> 00:12:46,266 [Speaker 1]
That's, uh- 

00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:46,935 [Speaker 0]
... is a dump. 

00:12:46,935 --> 00:12:50,915 [Speaker 1]
That, the more inward you go in California, like, if you go northern inward- 

00:12:50,915 --> 00:12:51,136 [Speaker 0]
Yeah 

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... you're just gonna see desert and nothing. 

00:12:53,116 --> 00:12:57,496 [Speaker 0]
Yeah. It, it, it sucks, dude. It sucks. It's like, you know, Burley. [laughs] 

00:12:57,496 --> 00:13:01,216 [Speaker 1]
Is it Susanville, California that I know somebody from? 

00:13:01,216 --> 00:13:01,596 [Speaker 0]
Uh, s- 

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Another one of those where you feel like Burley is slightly better. 

00:13:04,956 --> 00:13:05,896 [Speaker 0]
[laughs] Really? 

00:13:05,896 --> 00:13:07,116 [Speaker 1]
And that's saying something. 

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Wow. [upbeat music] 

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