We Watched "Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania"

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Chris

Host

Luciano

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Host

Matt

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Host

Spencer

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It's Cool, he's my dad:
Hey, welcome back to popcorn and plot holes where we talk about all the facts movies that you love. Since it's the second episode, I will tell you because you might've forgotten, I doubt it. Facts is fantasy, action, comic, thriller and sci-fi movies. This week we are talking about the old quantum mania. I guess, technically it is Ant-Man and the Wasp in quantum mania.

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I guess.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
We'll get there. with me, as always. Luciano.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Hi, I have a headache.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Spencer.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
I gave him his headache. Hello. Heheheheh.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Add Chris.

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and I'm rubbing their feet.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Oh, thanks, Chris. Ooh.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Sexy.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
but appreciate

It's Cool, he's my dad:
So,

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it.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
y'all watched Ant-Man and the Wasp conquer the quantumania.

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Did we?

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Is that what it's called?

It's Cool, he's my dad:
I'm

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Quite

It's Cool, he's my dad:
not really

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
a mouthful.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
sure on the title.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
More

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It's

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
like,

It's Cool, he's my dad:
quite

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
I

It's Cool, he's my dad:
a,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
can't man.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
it's,

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Mmm.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
wow.

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Mmm!

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
That's such

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Can

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
a

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
I

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
stretch.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
be excused?

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Got

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
It's

It's Cool, he's my dad:
him.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
early but can I be excused?

It's Cool, he's my dad:
No, no, you can't go to where, but let's just talk about this movie in general. It is the third Ant-Man movie. or the second Ant-Man and the Wasp movie, depending

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yes,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Mm-hmm.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
on how you want

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also

It's Cool, he's my dad:
to structure

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correct.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
it.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
That's obviously

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Also correct.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
how you track it.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
It is, what is it, like the third movie and the fifth?

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
phase.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Whatever, phase?

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah, yeah.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Is that your

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Is

It's Cool, he's my dad:
eyeliner,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
it the

It's Cool, he's my dad:
or is

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
third?

It's Cool, he's my dad:
it? Well.

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It's the third movie and

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in

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it's

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phase

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at

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five,

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least

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right?

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the fourth, but maybe

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Yeah.

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it's the fifth phase.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Or maybe

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That's

It's Cool, he's my dad:
it's

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how

It's Cool, he's my dad:
the

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much

It's Cool, he's my dad:
end of phase

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we're.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
five. Or is it? Who knows? No one

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
We

It's Cool, he's my dad:
cares

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
could do

It's Cool, he's my dad:
at

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
a

It's Cool, he's my dad:
this

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
whole

It's Cool, he's my dad:
point.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
podcast on the phase system.

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No,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
That's

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we

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
the real

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should.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
answer.

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Have you ever wondered what phase of Marvel content you're

It's Cool, he's my dad:
It's...

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in? Join us.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
it's not the third phase. It might be the

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No.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
fourth or the fifth. The point

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Yeah.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
is that this movie was confusing. Much like the phases

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Much like we

It's Cool, he's my dad:
are.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
are.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Hmm.

Look out for the LittleModok:
That's what- that's what quantumania will do to you. MY BRAIN!

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Okay, so let's talk about this. Is the quantum realm, wasn't it supposed to be scary and dangerous?

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
In

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Was

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
my mind

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
it?

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
it was cool,

It's Cool, he's my dad:
But

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
but

It's Cool, he's my dad:
that's

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Hmm

It's Cool, he's my dad:
what

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
it

It's Cool, he's my dad:
they

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
was not.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
told us in the movies. They were like, oh, you never go full subatomic.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Yeah.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Look out for the LittleModok:
Mm hmm. Yeah,

It's Cool, he's my dad:
And here we are.

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and they did

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
I

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and

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mean,

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they did.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
they tried and failed, but they tried. It,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
that's very nice

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
they,

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You know.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
you know, they got there and then a son almost caught one of them and then they ripped the son in half and then some weird bug ate the son, I don't know. They try to make it scary, but you know, much like the rest of this movie, they were like, the CG would take care of it. Fuck it. That's, that was,

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Did it though?

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
it didn't, but that's what they thought.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
I think they were like, oh, it's scary down there. And then they got there like, oh, don't worry. It's full of quippy Marvel characters, just like up on the surface.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah.

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An ooze! The ooze was the- was- was the-

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Hey, don't you badmouth my boy Vav, okay?

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I said it was the key.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
He

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Where's

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has

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the snark

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
no holes.

Look out for the LittleModok:
in that? Not for long.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
I mean, it takes them a little bit to get holes.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah, it takes him a while.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
So does everybody like drink a VEB? Because obviously, Scott drinks VEB and Cassie drinks VEB. But I'm pretty sure that the other three also drink VEB,

Look out for the LittleModok:
Yeah, at the bar.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
but a classy upscale version of

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah.

Look out for the LittleModok:
Maybe.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
VEB.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
You

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
This

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
drink

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
web.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
poor people translator juice.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
I drank the high end stuff. We are not the same.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah,

It's Cool, he's my dad:
but

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
he's drinking. You're drinking like vebs

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RC

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
shitty

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web

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
like

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versus coca-cola

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Yeah, yeah,

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web

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
it was like

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Just so we're-

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
the shitty half-brother of ab that's what

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Sorry,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
they're

It's Cool, he's my dad:
I

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
drinking

It's Cool, he's my dad:
just gotta be clear here. You're

Look out for the LittleModok:
Bev.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
saying that the rich people are drinking the better version of them, but everyone else is drinking it from the source. So.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Ohhhh.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
No, I'm saying that there's

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How do you

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
another

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know?

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
verb that is like

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Feb's

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Right.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
like, oh you drank me,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
a

It's Cool, he's my dad:
good. I'm pretty

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
relative.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
sure he literally said that.

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That's right a relative

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It's

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who

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a

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has

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relative.

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a better nutrition plan who goes to the gym and makes sure that they do leg day or rather a limb day and like

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
I limped

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our

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it.

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web our Web just you know goes with the flow and it's just like always on the run

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It's

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because

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
McDonald's.

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Kang the conqueror

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
and

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right

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
it's also

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and he's like

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
half

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mmm

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
urine.

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see

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Wait,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
They get,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
what?

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
that's

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Like

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
just

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
a public

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
what they do.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
pool?

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Yeah, to get more fluid out of. I don't know about you, but I had my VEB with Bill Murray though, so that makes me high class.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Mm.

Look out for the LittleModok:
Mmm,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
I was just thinking

Look out for the LittleModok:
hoity-toity.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
how much better would have been if Bill Murray's character was just Bill Murray. They were like, you're Bill

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Wasn't

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Murray.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
he though? He was.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
He was,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
He was

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
but it

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Bill

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
would have

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Murray.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
been great if it's just Bill Murray's just down there and there's no explanation.

Look out for the LittleModok:
Hmm.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
So you liked Bill Murray?

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
No, no, don't put that in my don't

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Okay.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
put that on me.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Hahaha!

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
I would

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I think

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
have

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he

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
liked

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is.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
it if they were like, oh my God, that's Bill Murray. What are you doing in the quantum realm? And he was just like, yeah, no, I get around. And that was

Look out for the LittleModok:
Mmm.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
it. Like that would have been.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
And then he said he said he banged

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Janet.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Janice.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Yeah, or sorry, I would better if he said

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in the ways that counted.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
he banged the lost mom.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
It'd be better if he just said he begged Michelle Pfeiffer. Just outright.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
No, that's

Look out for the LittleModok:
One

It's Cool, he's my dad:
I mean...

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time.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
too far too far

It's Cool, he's my dad:
She has a name in the movie, it's Janet.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
She

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
It's

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
does.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Janet.

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Unless they separated the two and they're like Jan is Jan and then he was talking about a celebrity,

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Nah,

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Michelle.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Also like

It's Cool, he's my dad:
it

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
full

It's Cool, he's my dad:
didn't.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
on fourth wall breakage.

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Mmm.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Okay.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
That shit didn't work in Ocean's 12, it's not gonna work here.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Yeah, exactly.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Fair enough. Fair enough.

Look out for the LittleModok:
Barney. Mm. Okay.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Okay, so now, I mean, I'd like to talk with Bill Murray.

Look out for the LittleModok:
Mm-hmm.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Why,

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Lord.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
why Bill Murray?

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Who Bill Murray? When Bill Murray?

It's Cool, he's my dad:
What, Bill Murray?

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
What Bill Murray?

It's Cool, he's my dad:
How, Bill Murray?

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
I don't

Look out for the LittleModok:
What?

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
get it. Why would you get Bill Murray to do a dumb cameo that makes no difference in the fucking movie? I was actually pissed because when I saw him I was like Holy shit Bill Murray is in this? And then he just... It's just that one scene, right? And that's it.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
And then he dies.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Well,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
I will

Look out for the LittleModok:
Yeah.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
say, to answer your question, they used that shot in the trailer.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Of

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Mm-hmm.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
course they did, wouldn't

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
So,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
you?

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
and of course in the trailer, it looks like he's playing like a serious character. They always do this in Marvel. They like advertise like the characters are serious and that the story's serious, but then when it gets to those scenes, none of it

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
It

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
is

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
never

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
serious.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
is. Yeah.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
And it's like, it seems like they know people want it because they put it in the trailers. So why don't they just make the movies like that? Anyways, yes, I... I thought Bill Murray was going to come back at some point. I

Look out for the LittleModok:
Mm-hmm.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
was pretty surprised. It

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Spoiler,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
was

It's Cool, he's my dad:
he did not come

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
spoiler

It's Cool, he's my dad:
back.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
and they should have shown him get eaten by the thing he was eating if

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Yes.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
they were not

Look out for the LittleModok:
True.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
going to have him come back.

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Oh, he died a terrible, terrible death.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah, he did.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Probably.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
He died eating by his own

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He

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
food.

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had to scream. He had to almost Wilhelm scream.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Yeah,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Oh, did

It's Cool, he's my dad:
that's

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
he?

It's Cool, he's my dad:
true. Yeah,

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Almost.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
it wasn't quite the Wilhelm scream. Okay,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Oh,

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he was

It's Cool, he's my dad:
no.

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he

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
yeah.

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perished.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
So that was your favorite part of it was not your favorite part of the movies, which is saying Spencer, do you have a favorite part of the

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
A

It's Cool, he's my dad:
movie?

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
favorite part of the movie?

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Yeah, you don't have to I'm not forcing

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
You

It's Cool, he's my dad:
you

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
don't have to.

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Yeah.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
I

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
The

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
liked,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
credits. The credits.

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He's giving you a way out.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
I liked when, no I got nothing, I'm sorry.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Hahahaha!

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Pass.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
I, so like what about Klaus, the telepath who...

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Yes,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Cheaty?

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Who's also cheety. Yeah,

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Cheaty.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
cheety

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Yes,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
from

It's Cool, he's my dad:
cheaty.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
the great

It's Cool, he's my dad:
That's

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
from

It's Cool, he's my dad:
right

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
the

It's Cool, he's my dad:
from

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
good

It's Cool, he's my dad:
the

Look out for the LittleModok:
Mm-hmm.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
good place.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
place.

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Speak on it. Love that.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
It was nice to see Cheaty.

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Great casting.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
I will say that. And he was.

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William Harper Jackson.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yes.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
That was just a case where comedy seemed to work. Like his

Look out for the LittleModok:
Yes.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
character, mold meshed well with comedy. It made sense.

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He's got good delivery.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Yeah, and

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
I'll

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
I like cheat. All right, you know what? I take my pass back. I like cheaty. Doing

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Quas,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
mine, quaz.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
just

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Quaz

It's Cool, he's my dad:
for, yeah.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
reading minds and saying how people are all

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Disgusting.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
gross. Yeah.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
So just to be clear, it was Quas reading minds more impactful to finding the truth, or was Cassie saying, it's cool, he's my dad, more impactful.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
You know, it's so it's it.

Look out for the LittleModok:
What the fuck?

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
It's so perfect, you're right. Like you could have easily had him just say they're cool. I read his mind, but instead she said, it's cool. He's my dad and they oh,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Oh, you're

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
he's

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
dead.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
your dad. You're

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Ah, come

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
his

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
on.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
daughter. He's your dad. I get it. So

It's Cool, he's my dad:
And we

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
you're

It's Cool, he's my dad:
met

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
both

It's Cool, he's my dad:
you

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
cool.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
two minutes

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Two minutes

It's Cool, he's my dad:
before

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
ago,

It's Cool, he's my dad:
meeting your dad.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
yeah.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Yeah.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
But

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
But

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
we

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
she

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
know

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
was

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
she's

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
willing.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
good because she was here before him.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Mm-hmm.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
And she

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
So

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
was

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
he's

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
willing

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
the

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
to

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
outsider.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
drink VAB.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Yeah.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
She was willing to drink VAB. I think that's the measure of...

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Some say

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
too willing.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
probably.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

It's Cool, he's my dad:
This is time and place for everything Cassie, it's called college, not the quantum realm.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Ha!

Look out for the LittleModok:
You know, it's like spring break! Protesting!

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Do they get spring down there even?

It's Cool, he's my dad:
It's spring all the time based on the sun monster?

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
There you go.

Look out for the LittleModok:
Hmm.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Well,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
It's

It's Cool, he's my dad:
you

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
always

It's Cool, he's my dad:
saw all

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Spring

It's Cool, he's my dad:
the colors.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Break.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
There was

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
use

Look out for the LittleModok:
Right?

It's Cool, he's my dad:
all the colors

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
all the

It's Cool, he's my dad:
of

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
colors

It's Cool, he's my dad:
the rainbow.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
of the rainbow

Look out for the LittleModok:
I

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
yes

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have the answer. It's rainbow break.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Rainbow break?

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
No, it's perma

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Rainbow

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
spring.

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break.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Everyone know the quantum

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Prisma?

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
realm

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Prism

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
is just

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break?

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Florida.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Well, show your work.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
with the smarter people. No, I'm sorry, Florida.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Wow! Hahaha!

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
No, I'm not sorry, Florida. Get your shit together.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
I

Look out for the LittleModok:
Mmm!

It's Cool, he's my dad:
want you to show your work. You can't

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Well,

Look out for the LittleModok:
Whip

It's Cool, he's my dad:
just

Look out for the LittleModok:
crack.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
claim things on this podcast

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
no,

It's Cool, he's my dad:
and not

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
because

It's Cool, he's my dad:
bring evidence.

Look out for the LittleModok:
Yes we can.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
it's run by a quasi-fascist

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Are you

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
and

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
saying...

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Was I?

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
quasi-

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Are you saying Kang is the centist? How dare you?

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
that's giving that's giving that's

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
The

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
doing

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
scent

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
a service

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
is...

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
to Kang

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
yeah,

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Yeah.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
exactly.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
it's always hot down there because they're so close to the Sun

It's Cool, he's my dad:
fair.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
HAHAHAHA!

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Is there a sun?

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
What? No,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
You

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
the

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
can

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
sun got

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
barely

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
eaten!

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
understand the residents unless you drink their liquids.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
I mean, that's

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Okay, that's

It's Cool, he's my dad:
fair.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
good.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Yeah. And both have a light bulb man for a head. You know the guy.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
You lost me.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
The Pixar logo? Done, I'm done. Okay,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Pixar.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
move on.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
I'm pretty sure Pixar is not based in Florida.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
or involved

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
It is

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
in this

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
now.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
in any way.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
I said pass.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Hahaha!

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Okay. That's, you know, you tried

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Why'd

It's Cool, he's my dad:
to

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
you

It's Cool, he's my dad:
get

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
drag

It's Cool, he's my dad:
out

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
me into this?

It's Cool, he's my dad:
of this. I mean, my bad for trying to host the podcast

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Hahaha

It's Cool, he's my dad:
where we talk about things. Clearly I am the monster. Chris, you love

Look out for the LittleModok:
Yes,

It's Cool, he's my dad:
this

Look out for the LittleModok:
sir.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
movie, correct?

Look out for the LittleModok:
Why wouldn't

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
HAHAHAHA

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you tell everybody that

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Wait,

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sooner?

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Hahaha!

Look out for the LittleModok:
No, I did not love

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
what? I

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this

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
was

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movie.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
gonna say, I was like, wait, what?

Look out for the LittleModok:
I thought in pre-show Chris didn't say that.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Yeah!

Look out for the LittleModok:
He was keeping it close to his chest. No, I finished this movie perplexed and

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
bewildered.

Look out for the LittleModok:
sad.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Sorry,

Look out for the LittleModok:
Yeah.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
for the quantum maniac listeners of this podcast, since they're like Florida, can you describe what perplexed is as an emotion

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Hehehehehehehehe

It's Cool, he's my dad:
for them?

Look out for the LittleModok:
One might say stymied, one might say flummoxed, one

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Mm.

Look out for the LittleModok:
might

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Hahaha

Look out for the LittleModok:
say...

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
My brain don't like it!

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah

Look out for the LittleModok:
My-

It's Cool, he's my dad:
I'm

Look out for the LittleModok:
one

It's Cool, he's my dad:
sorry.

Look out for the LittleModok:
might say... Trump was wrong?

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Oh wow.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Wait, this is getting too political.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
It became political all of a sudden.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Damn.

Look out for the LittleModok:
Hey, hey, you asked for context so I tried to

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Sorry,

Look out for the LittleModok:
dash

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Chris, I just,

Look out for the LittleModok:
a little

It's Cool, he's my dad:
I have to get a little more context. Did you say Trump was wrong or Trump was wronged? Cause

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

It's Cool, he's my dad:
there's a very different context.

Look out for the LittleModok:
Wrong wronged.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Now

Look out for the LittleModok:
I don't have

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
can

Look out for the LittleModok:
a

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
I be excused

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
These people,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
or?

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
these people are the worst people.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Oh shit.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Did nothing wrong. Rigged. The election was rigged. Losers.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
I like how Spencer's

Look out for the LittleModok:
The script

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Trump,

Look out for the LittleModok:
was rigged.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Spencer's Trump always has like a clogged nose. It's funny.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
It's from

Look out for the LittleModok:
It's

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
other

Look out for the LittleModok:
key.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
cocaine, okay?

It's Cool, he's my dad:
It's the best kind.

Look out for the LittleModok:
You know.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Let's talk a little bit about Kang.

Look out for the LittleModok:
Yes,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Okay.

Look out for the LittleModok:
please.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
First of all, let's just get it out of the way here. Whether or not Jonathan Maitrex ever gets to play Kang again is up for debate given his recent legal issues and where those end up. It's a blurry picture currently. He has been charged with some stuff. There's been other accusations thrown around, so who knows? He did technically show up in the trailer for Loki Season 2. but that is just a rehash of the stinger at the end of this movie. So we don't know what's happening to Kang. Maybe we can speculate on how they paint Kang out, but let's just talk about Kang in this movie. Kang pro

Look out for the LittleModok:
Yes.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
or Kang...

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Well, just to address what you

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Auntie.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
said,

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Yeah.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Matt, I mean, there's a million Kangs, so they'd be easy to replace them, unless they showed all the Kangs all being played

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Oh,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
by Jonathan

It's Cool, he's my dad:
yeah.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Major. Oh, uh-oh,

Look out for the LittleModok:
They...

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Oh,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Oh

It's Cool, he's my dad:
no.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
no!

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
oh no!

Look out for the LittleModok:
Haha!

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
They're all Jonathan Majors? Uh-oh, we shouldn't have done that! Anyways,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
There's

Look out for the LittleModok:
There

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
a

Look out for the LittleModok:
was

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
couple

Look out for the LittleModok:
one

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
that

Look out for the LittleModok:
alien-looking

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
aren't. Yeah,

Look out for the LittleModok:
Kang.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
two

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
he's

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
or three

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
the main

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Mm-hmm.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
that were.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
one now.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
He's the only Kang left.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
The, that's how they're gonna rewrite it.

Look out for the LittleModok:
actually came across a wicked, a wicked, um, backup plan. If they don't, if they want to like, just like sidestep this and use what they've got with this whole, uh, gathering or, or a murder of Kang's, if you will. Um, Dr. Doom, Dr. Doom would come, wipe them out in this like Coliseum scenario, and then proceed to, to lay waste and bring the. bring the heat to the MCU.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Kang died.

Look out for the LittleModok:
Cause he's done this level stuff.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
But then you wasted

Look out for the LittleModok:
I know.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Kang.

Look out for the LittleModok:
Well, unfortunately it may be the case anyway.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Kang died on the way to his home planet.

Look out for the LittleModok:
Kang died! FUT

It's Cool, he's my dad:
That's right, there you go. They all left our coliseum. They were

Look out for the LittleModok:
FUT!

It's Cool, he's my dad:
coming to Earth. They

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Hehehehe

It's Cool, he's my dad:
got out

Look out for the LittleModok:
FUT

It's Cool, he's my dad:
of their way there.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Yeah. Shame.

Look out for the LittleModok:
FUT!

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
maybe they'll just don't cheatle him like they did with War Machine. Just

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Wow.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
put

Look out for the LittleModok:
Don't cheat

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
some

Look out for the LittleModok:
on him.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
other... just put another actor and pretend nothing changed. They've

Look out for the LittleModok:
Okay.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
done it once, why they wouldn't do it again?

It's Cool, he's my dad:
You

Look out for the LittleModok:
many

It's Cool, he's my dad:
sir

Look out for the LittleModok:
times.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
have not watched, um,

Look out for the LittleModok:
Secret Invasion?

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
secret invasion.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
secret invasion.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
I have not.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Spoilers!

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Well, it's listen,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Nah, it's fine.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
we're not going to, we're not going to run for everybody here

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
They're

It's Cool, he's my dad:
because

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
all

It's Cool, he's my dad:
we're

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Kang.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
not going to cover it, but, uh, spoilers, everyone's Kang.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Everyone's Kang.

Look out for the LittleModok:
So

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Um,

Look out for the LittleModok:
with

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Hehehehehehe

Look out for the LittleModok:
Kang

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Iron Man, Kang now.

Look out for the LittleModok:
what's your

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Hahaha.

Look out for the LittleModok:
Very so

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Hehehe

Look out for the LittleModok:
what's your do you have a? What's your thing with Kang because I have a thing with Kang.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
I think with

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Mmm.

Look out for the LittleModok:
We've

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Kang,

Look out for the LittleModok:
all got a thing with Kang.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
he

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
is...

Look out for the LittleModok:
Hey

It's Cool, he's my dad:
It's a disappointment that Jonathan Majors has these things hanging over him because

Look out for the LittleModok:
Yeah.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
he actually is really fun as Kang and he does a great job

Look out for the LittleModok:
Yes.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
at like balancing some of the emotional parts with his absolute

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
craziness. But

Look out for the LittleModok:
100%.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
I don't understand with Kang is that he seems to have the ability to control people with his mind and control things with his mind. But at other points, he then seems like he has no powers whatsoever.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yep.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
And I don't know what his power level is. And yet

Look out for the LittleModok:
Mm-hmm.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
still he just bootstomps Scott Lang's face in, even though I watched Scott Lang get trained in martial arts, I believe, in the first movie.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
less.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
So

Look out for the LittleModok:
Hmm.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
is Kang powerful?

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
King is

Look out for the LittleModok:
Yeah.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
a normal guy with a powerful suit, but also apparently a good fighter, which makes sense if he wants to

Look out for the LittleModok:
Well,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
be a

Look out for the LittleModok:
he's

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
conqueror

Look out for the LittleModok:
a co-

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
he trained.

Look out for the LittleModok:
Yeah.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
He's also way buffer and younger than Scott Lang. So

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Scott was lost in the blip. He's like 35.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
He gained five years.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
He looks about the same age as Paul Rudd, I'm gonna tell you that. Ha ha

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Well...

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
ha.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
You know what?

Look out for the LittleModok:
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
I'm going on a limb here and saying, everyone says Paul Redd doesn't age. I think he looked aged in this movie for

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He

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
the first

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did,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
time.

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which I was very surprised.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
He looked tired.

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Yeah, he

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Ha ha ha.

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does because he doesn't usually age. Like you look at him

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Yeah.

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and it looks like it's always the same age. But here he looked a little tired. I agree.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Yeah.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
So like, but how come

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But.

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they used all that they use up all the budget on CG of like the things like Modoc

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I think so.

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and like

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Of

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all

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course,

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this stuff.

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yeah.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
They couldn't give them the Vin Diesel treatment from Fastex.

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Oh god.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Is that giving the old Indiana Jones facelift?

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Yep, yep, yeah, clean it right up. Don't worry about the voice behind the mask. It's

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He's

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fine.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Yeah, I'm Scott Lang,

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Nyeh-hyeh-mneh-dum-yeh-weh-weh

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
I'm 25 years old.

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like, yeah, oh wow, he looks 25 but he sounds 125.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Casey,

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How does that

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I'm

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work?

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your dad. Uh...

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Ha! Blah! Ha! Blah!

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Ah! Ah, I'm fine. Uh, where am I?

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Yeah,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Where are

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Calisthenics.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
my pills?

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but I was also like very confused with, because I know very little about Kang from the comics, but I know

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Yeah.

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he's supposed to be really like, he has like super advanced technology, which Janet

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Correct.

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says, but

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Yeah.

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then like at one point he's like threatening to do like, I'm going to, I don't know, make you eat your own ribs or whatever he did say to Scott Lang. And then later

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Did he

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on,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
say that?

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I don't remember

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no, he

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that.

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didn't. He didn't. He didn't.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
LUCIANO!

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He didn't.

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Were you hungry when you watched this movie?

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
He's

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He did it.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
writing

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Like,

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his

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Maybe.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
own movie!

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you were probably, Luciano was half, he was on his smartphone looking at some baby back

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Yeah.

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ribs

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the fact that

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over Uber Eats and he's like,

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Maybe.

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honey, like, I'm really hungry. Like, this movie is not doing it for me. What the fuck did Kay just say?

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Yeah,

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Yeah, ribs. Let's get ribs.

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no he

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to

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was

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can't

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saying

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just

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like

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say

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I'm

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he

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gonna

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
was gonna make him eat his own St. Louis

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Ha

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
smoked

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ha ha!

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
barbecue ribs with a side

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Chili

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
of fries on a ranch.

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Listen,

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baby back baby back baby back.

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stop digressing for me. I do that well on my own.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
All right, let him let the man

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So

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
cook with the man cook.

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I was gonna say is, you know, at one point he's like, like Matt said, controlling people with his mind or with his fingers and

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Neurokinetic.

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like, and then when Scott was running towards the thing, when he was like, oh, stop him, stop him. Why don't you go outside and conquer him to death? Like, I don't understand. Why that, why he just didn't do something. He was just like, Oh no, I used up all my power. Now I have to stay here

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Then

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pressing

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
he said,

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this button. Like if I don't understand what the deal is.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
and then Kang went, I'm gonna make you eat your own chicken fingers

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Hahaha!

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
with a facade of plumsauce.

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Blue cheese. The thing with Kang, it's a bit perplexing. You might say Steinmeat. The thing with him is like the suit is sort of like a future,

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One

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Iron

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more.

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Man kind of

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One

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deal,

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more.

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right? Future, future. Where

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Chris

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he's got

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first

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weapons,

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of all

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right?

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time doesn't work the way you think so I don't know what you're talking about right now

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Alter

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Nice.

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it's an alternate future Word

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Oh, my bad, sorry.

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so he's like according not according to all yeah according to like Marvel comic canon like he's able to lift five tons So you think he would be able to put some kind of dent in giant sized ant-man and then but at the same time They've also nerfed Kang and it's a bit

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
huge mistake.

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odd

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
This was their introduction of Kang, like the real Kang, the other was the one

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Yeah.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
in Loki.

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Yeah.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
I don't know why they didn't just make him like ridiculously OP. They should have, the whole movie should have been them avoiding Kang and

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Yeah.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
like just trying to outsmart him without confrontation. And

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Agreed.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
then there should have been a confrontation where he just fucks them up. But they just survived due to, you know, they get lucky or Bill Murray comes in riding his gigantic octopus and

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Hahaha!

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
saves

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That'd

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
them.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
be great.

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giant modoc strap

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Yeah

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on. The thing,

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She...

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it would

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Wait,

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have been

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what?

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great. Mechanized organism designs only for copulation.

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Only for

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Copulation.

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bong.

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Boy,

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Wow.

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can

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For boinking.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Nope.

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you,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
copulation

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boink,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
with a Mortal Kombat

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boink.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
K.

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With a Morbado Combat K and Darren not giving consent. So with

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Ha ha.

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this idea, right, of them just like trying, like Cat and Mouse. trying to get away, trying to stay two steps ahead, just to fucking live. I would have loved to see that. And my biggest thing was like, what did Kang really need Janet for at all? At

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Did

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all!

It's Cool, he's my dad:
you not watch the movie?

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No, I did, but comics Kang would never need Janet.

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Okay,

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That's my point.

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That

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but

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was

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like,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
my question too. Like.

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okay, but like, are we,

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Was

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I

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he?

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don't

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Hahahaha

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know if we have the time to play the comic versus movie game.

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We're

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Yeah,

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not

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that

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playing

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could

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it,

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take

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I'm

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
forever.

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just saying

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You

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it

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don't

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didn't

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have

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add up.

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to! Like, so, okay, so, like, just think about this. So, Janet fucks off from the Quantum Realm, leaving him with his giant energy core there. What was he doing during all that

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Building.

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time?

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He

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Like,

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was building, bro.

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no, he was building during the 30

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The

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years

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wrong

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she was

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thing.

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there. No, she

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Right.

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was building the 30 years she was there. He was just sitting down brooding. Just, ah, fucking Janet went away,

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Mm.

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left me without my core. Like, is that what he was doing?

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Yeah, cause he's not

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He built

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smart.

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the armada.

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He

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This

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should be.

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one was not

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This

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that

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was not

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smart.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
smart. Yeah,

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Mm-hmm.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
the way they displayed him, he's

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Okay.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
not smart. Because, uh, fuckin' well, I mean, if you've, I don't know, at this point, fuck you, spoilers. Darren Cross is, is MODOK, and apparently Darren Cross did all the tech work for him. Right?

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
I guess.

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Ouch, yeah,

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Well,

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scenes

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so I

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that

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guess

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way.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
he literally said it. He's the one who like found the little portals from Cassie and sucked them all in there. And like he's been doing all this stuff for Kang and made him give him a reason to live because he made him into Modok. But

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Hmm.

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he made him into Modok. So I don't know how the technology clashes

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That's

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Yeah.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
my

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there.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
point. Because he has a super advanced technology and you're telling me the only thing he can't replicate with this future,

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Chrono Ball.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
You didn't make-

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
future technology is PIM particles? Is that

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
He didn't

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
the only

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
make

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
thing?

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
that technology though. He just has that technology.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
He seems

It's Cool, he's my dad:
It's

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
like

It's Cool, he's my dad:
true.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
he knows how to use it,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
He can

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
at least.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
use it, but I can use a car. Doesn't mean I can make one.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah, but he built an empire there.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Yeah,

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True.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
but Billing an empire is not fucking discovering Pym particles.

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At the same time though, where did all those massive weaponized turrets come from? What were they powered by? And they were huge! Several of them!

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
From their future, from his future, making a giant gun is like the equivalent of me making an ice cream sandwich. It's easy. They taught that in second grade.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
true.

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Well,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
He's

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then

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
in Florida

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if

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
now! There's no education down there!

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time,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Hahaha!

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yeah. But if making gun turrets is the same as making ice cream as like an ice cream stand, then I feel like he should have had enough, like he would have found it, he would have MacGyvered. That's the key. Kang is MacGyver anywhere he goes. So I don't understand why he was so hung up on the chronos, he was just, I'll make another and I'll come and get you.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
I think they did them dirty with this,

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They

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
that's

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did.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
all.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
I don't... well, maybe, but the problem I have with Marvel is

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Mm-hmm.

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they don't

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Uh

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know

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oh.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
how to make villains who have an escalation of power.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah, it's true.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
that makes sense while

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Uh-huh.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
pitting them against... Kinda the shittiest powered adventure.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Yeah,

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Correct.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
I-

It's Cool, he's my dad:
I'm gonna take back the Kinda.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah, yeah.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
The Wasp at least can fly, so he's just the worst, right?

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Hey,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Well,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
hey,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
I mean,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
you show some

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Hawkeye.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
disrespect to Hawkeye.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Haw,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Exactly.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Hawkeye.

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Hahaha!

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Ha ha ha.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Don't you forget.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
My bad!

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You put some disrespect on Hawkeye's name,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Yeah,

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god

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
you put

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah.

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damn

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
some disrespect

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it.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
on that name.

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Somebody get some BBQ sauce to go with that disrespect

It's Cool, he's my dad:
All right.

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on his name.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Second, second worst offender.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Uhhh...

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
At least it

It's Cool, he's my dad:
But

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
has

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like,

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Mmm.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
some

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
yes.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
power.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
so he has to fight this guy that, well, you know, like they show him a high level of power. He has telekinesis and, you know, guys he can't technically read minds, but he, you know, he has this technology level and he can go anywhere in time if he has his little time balls, but he has his ship back and he has all these things. And I'm not gonna talk about the fact that if you touch his tele, what is it, neurokinetic ship, somehow

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Yeah.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
you can read his brain.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah,

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Like that's

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
co-

It's Cool, he's my dad:
bad ship design, sir.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
very convenient.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
That's a bug, not a feature.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
They fixed it in the next release. It's just,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Yeah,

It's Cool, he's my dad:
you just

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
exactly.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
couldn't

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You

It's Cool, he's my dad:
get

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know?

It's Cool, he's my dad:
it.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Yeah, they were

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Didn't

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
like

It's Cool, he's my dad:
get to the quantum

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
it

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Just

It's Cool, he's my dad:
realm.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
keeps

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ship

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
it keeps

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it, just ship it.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
It keeps giving people's secret secrets to anyone who touches the ship. That is not a good feature, sir.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah.

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No

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
They'll

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one will

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
love

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ever,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
it

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no one is ever gonna look under the hood, Jerry, no

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah,

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one.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
No

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Fine,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
one's

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
yeah,

It's Cool, he's my dad:
we'll

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
gonna

It's Cool, he's my dad:
fix

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
touch

It's Cool, he's my dad:
it

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
someone else's

It's Cool, he's my dad:
in the

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
ship.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
next release.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
that was

It's Cool, he's my dad:
It'll

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
exactly

It's Cool, he's my dad:
be fine.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
it. It was like, nobody's gonna touch it. It's just yours.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Yeah.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Just don't let anybody touch it. Okay, easy enough to do.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Simple.

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Mmm...

It's Cool, he's my dad:
So

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Nuh-uh.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
who knows what Kang's powers are and how they work, but they were really good,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
I don't think even

It's Cool, he's my dad:
they

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he knows.

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were really good until they didn't need to be good.

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Yeah.

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And then they broke his suit. And then he died by

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lot.

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Absorption?

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
D-

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plot.

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Death.

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Hehehe

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He died by death exactly

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It's

It's Cool, he's my dad:
You

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the

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died

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worst

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by death,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
way to

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yeah?

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go.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
I mean, that is

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
He died

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fair.

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by the slowest acting PIM particles in the whole MCU Took like a minute when they're usually instantaneous until they sucked them in. It was like,

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For the

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all

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record.

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right delayed blast PIM particles

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For the record, the like the like the like canon powers and abilities says he has no superhuman abilities, but

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Yeah, he's

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genius,

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a dude.

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historical scholar, master physicist, specializing time travel engineer and technician. Those

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So

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should be enough for him

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where'd

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to

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he get

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do

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telekinesis

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a lot.

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from?

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Oh, well

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Which

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the

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Kang?

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suit it's the suit it's

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Which

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the suit

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Kang has those abilities? Hmm?

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It seems like all of them have that.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
No, you can't. There's too many.

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Well,

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Even that

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why

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one

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do you

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that

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think

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looked

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there

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like

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was

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a

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a war?

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
zombie, even when I look like a mummy?

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Yeah, he just

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
That guy

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does

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doesn't

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everything

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even exfoliate!

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
in Egyptian. It just

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Doesn't

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does

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need

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everything

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to.

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in Egyptian. It's fine.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Not that

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Yeah.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
guy. I mean, that guy is a mummy. I met the guy with like the skin that was like, like

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Oh.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
really

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Yeah, yeah,

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weird.

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yeah. Some have different stuff, like Rama-Tut-Kang has

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Ha ha!

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an ultra-diode ray gun that has the ability to sap the wills of human beings.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Yeah, see they're all different. I bet you one is just like, I can like make a mean

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coked

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BLT

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out.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
and coked out.

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They said

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Coke.gang.

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coca-dly.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
What's your power, what's your power, Kang? I have,

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White

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what,

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lines.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
yeah, what's your power? Drugs, I like them and I do them. That's

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I'm...

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I'm

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
not

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sorry,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
a power?

It's Cool, he's my dad:
what's your

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I'm

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power?

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sorry.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Nothing.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Let me show

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Yeah.

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you. Whoa.

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Oh!

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Can we get all the Kangs to the whiteboard? Crack Kang! What the fuck are you doing?

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Hahaha!

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Crack Kang! Stop!

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Yes!

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Cocaine

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Cracking!

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and Red Bull don't go together! But- Pfft! It gives me wings, Sank!

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
When I

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yeah.

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do crack it gives me super strength. Oh yeah? Show us. Fuck you!

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
I'm sorry.

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You know, to steal this radio out this car.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

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Anyway. How did

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I'm

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I?

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gonna go to bed.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Hahaha!

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It gives me the power...

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Do you think

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5-figure discount.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Dave Chappelle is going to sue us? Or

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Nah,

It's Cool, he's my dad:
we're fine,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
No,

It's Cool, he's my dad:
right?

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
we're good. No, that's...

It's Cool, he's my dad:
We're

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he

It's Cool, he's my dad:
good.

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doesn't need our money.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
He can't...

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We ain't got none to take.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
He can't pat in crackheads! That's for the world!

It's Cool, he's my dad:
That's probably true. Coming off crack cocaine can.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
That's

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World

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
my favorite

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star!

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Kang. Crack Kang.

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Yeah.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
cracking. Um,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
it's so like, what is this movie? It's setting up the multiverse.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Again?

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
again.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Again,

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again.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
It's like the

It's Cool, he's my dad:
I

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
sixth

It's Cool, he's my dad:
thought it was,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
movie to set up the multiverse.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
I thought the multiverse was set up by Loki season one and also

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Me too. Mm-hmm.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Dr. Strange season movie too.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
What about and Spider-Man no way home?

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Mm-hmm.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
uh... how to

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
have heard of it

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What about Morbius?

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
We don't talk

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Yeah,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
about

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Morbius

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Morbius.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
does set it up. No, no, that's true.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
No, it's

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
true. Yeah, vulture.

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Sadly. Weakly.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Yeah, I

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
But it

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
feel

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Cokedly.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
like I.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
sets up the venom verse. We don't talk about that here.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
We don't talk about the Phantomverse, nobody

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
should.

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We don't talk about no, no. Anyways.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
So at this point I feel like the multiverse should be deep into like the

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Cerebellum.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
either the fixing or like the main like problem of the multiverse. They're still just setting up the multiverse. It's like multiverse is old

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
news.

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You're right, because in Loki, like, I don't know, Caretaker Kang or like, like Architect Kang

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Yeah, what

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was

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
was his

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like.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
name? The man at the end of time

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something.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
or something?

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
The men at

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Right.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
the end of the time.

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Like

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah.

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he hinted, he already laid it out. Something wicked this way comes. And then this Kang just reminded everybody, but he was more militant. So at that point I agree. Like lay it out. And

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
And

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they keep hinting at it. Like

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what

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I've

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if

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seen

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as

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the

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well?

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end, but

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What

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what

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if

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is

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did

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it?

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that as well? What

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Yeah.

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Oh,

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if?

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
What

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I didn't

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if,

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get

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what

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to see

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
if

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that.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
did that, whatever was good.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah,

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I want to

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
but

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see that.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
it's again setting up the multiverse again.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
They're like, if you didn't watch our Disney Plus shows, here's what the multiverse is, making watching

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
those unneeded completely. Well, now we know, and for God's sake, do something with the multiverse, like actually, like, do something.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Oh,

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Maybe

It's Cool, he's my dad:
well...

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the strike was coming, the writer strike was coming, and they're trying to pad for time.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Hahahaha

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But time isn't what you think it is, son.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Sit down

It's Cool, he's my dad:
So...

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
crackang!

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Hehehe

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
You stay

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I'll

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out

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be

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
of

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here

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
this!

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all week! You can't get rid of me!

It's Cool, he's my dad:
So just to recap here, after Quantumania, it was Guardians of Galaxy 3, but wasn't that actually done before

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Yeah.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
in the timeline?

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Oh, was it?

It's Cool, he's my dad:
I think

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
I haven't

It's Cool, he's my dad:
so.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
watched it yet.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
I don't think it matters. I think they happened at the same time, roughly. Like, in the universe.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
but they don't worry about the quantum verse.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
No, and thankfully Guardians of the Galaxy, uh, spoilers doesn't... Not really spoilers, but it doesn't touch on the multiverse...

It's Cool, he's my dad:
No. Yeah,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
much.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
That's a

It's Cool, he's my dad:
OK.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
good thing.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
So then, and then secret invasion, not really. It's worried about the whole Skrull thing. Do we know what the next movie is?

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Uh, the Marvels?

It's Cool, he's my dad:
But no,

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Uhhh

It's Cool, he's my dad:
no.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Um,

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Oh, like Captain

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
um,

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Marvel.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
yeah.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
I thought you were talking about the Eternals. I'm like, nope, they should not make another one of those.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
No, the

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
I

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
marvels.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
think they're gonna, they're not gonna touch on any multiverse thing on that one, are they? Well,

It's Cool, he's my dad:
They should.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
they might. They might.

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They got money.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Either do

It's Cool, he's my dad:
They have been.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
either like do it and make it so something's happening with the multi but like they're actually doing something about it or just don't even talk about it. So I get one more fucking tree limbs showing the multi multi-ver. Well, here's the branches off. It creates a new branch and now all the branches are all branching off. Oh no, the branches are converging. Oh my God. And scene credits. If I get that

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Hahaha!

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
one more time.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
So, just to, I'm looking at the phases here. So we are in phase five, Ant-Man and the Wasp started phase five, and then it was

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Oh,

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Guardians

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
yikes.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
of the Galaxy. The next one is

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secret

It's Cool, he's my dad:
the

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invasion.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Marvels,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Mm-hmm.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
followed by Deadpool 3, Captain America Brave New World, Thunderbolts, and then allegedly Blade. Thunderbolts is fascinating to me because apparently that's like about Thunderbolt Ross, and

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Yeah.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Harrison Ford is now playing Thunderbolt Ross, and he's gonna be the

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Ooh,

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Red Hulk. That's a whole fucking

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wow.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
thing.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
What

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Yeah,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
the

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
I

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
fuck?

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
can't wait.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Yeah.

Look out for the LittleModok:
It's easy!

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
I think I'm gonna

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Don't

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
die

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what the fuck?

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
in phase

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Hm.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Well, face sticks starts in 2025, so based on this, you might die too soon. I don't know.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Oh god, I can't live through another five phases!

It's Cool, he's my dad:
That's another... it's a

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Moment

It's Cool, he's my dad:
tragedy.

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of silence. Moment of silence for Spencer. In the arms

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Anyways,

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of an angel.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Phase 6 is only Fantastic Four, and then Avengers The Kang Dynasty, and then Avengers Secret War.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Oh Avengers

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
I

Look out for the LittleModok:
Mmm,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
just feel like Avengers...

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
The

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woah.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Kang Dynasty huh? Wow

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Mm-hmm.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Yeah.

Look out for the LittleModok:
It's the

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Way

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Rock!

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
to fucking Way to fucking bury the lead there

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
No, it's not Kang Dinos, do you misread it? It's Rang Dinos, his cousin played by the Rock.

Look out for the LittleModok:
Mmm.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Sorry,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Hahaha!

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Krang from the turtles?

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Yeah,

It's Cool, he's my dad:
His

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
yeah,

It's Cool, he's my dad:
dynasty.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
it's Kray, it's Krayng from Ninja Turtles.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
I'm here for

Look out for the LittleModok:
Wait,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
that.

Look out for the LittleModok:
wait, it's Fang as in the multi-globorate,

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Foon fang foom.

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Feng

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
No,

Look out for the LittleModok:
Fang

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
no!

Look out for the LittleModok:
Fung

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Big fang

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and

It's Cool, he's my dad:
foom.

Look out for the LittleModok:
the head is Mark Zuckerberg.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
No, it's the Lang

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Mark

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
dynasty.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Wahlberg.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Oh my

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
It's...

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
god!

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Hey guys! I'm... I'm Gang! How you doing?

Look out for the LittleModok:
Lang?

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Say hi to your mother for

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Oh.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
me.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
I said, I don't want your mother for me. Uh, yeah, it's my dynasty. I'm gonna kill ya. No,

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Alright, this is a

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
it's the Scott Lang dynasty now.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
I hate it. You know what? For that I'm segueing us down to this shit.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Ha ha!

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Please.

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Do it. Save

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Let's move.

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us. Help

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We've

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us.

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done our popcorning, whatever that was. We sprinkled popcorn everywhere. Now we're gonna try to fall into some big plot holes we found in this

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
These

It's Cool, he's my dad:
movie.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
are the legit plot holes.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
What does that mean?

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
All the other shit we talked about was just, we're just having fun. This is the stuff we're

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off

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gonna

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the back

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get

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of

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to

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a

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the

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truck.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
bottom to.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
They were like the illegitimate stepchildren of these

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Yeah.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
real plot holes,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Yeah,

It's Cool, he's my dad:
is

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
exactly.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
what you're saying.

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Thanks.

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This is

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Some would

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this

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say the red-headed bastard children

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I don't

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of the

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think

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real

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you

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plot

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should

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twists.

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use that slur on my podcast,

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Yeah,

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sir.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Yeah,

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that's...

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yeah,

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You

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I

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put

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have.

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some respect on...

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I'm sorry.

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You put some respect

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I meant

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on that hue, son!

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Yeah, I got

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strawberry

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some red in

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disgusting.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
my beard.

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Thank

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I'm sorry.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
you. That's, that is the correct terminology for my people. Um,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
We

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listen,

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prefer to be

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let's

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called

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just,

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soulless monsters.

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no,

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No, strawberry

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strawberry disgusting.

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disgusting. Yeah.

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Oh, sorry.

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Really?

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Yes.

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Shame on

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Get

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y'all.

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cultured.

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Love

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Get

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GAH!

It's Cool, he's my dad:
You

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cultured.

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thyself.

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know what?

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HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Chris, you had objections I didn't care for. So why don't you tell us about your plot hole first? Let's see what you got. What are you bringing?

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Yeah, so thanks to Mori Povich, we do not get

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Shout

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any

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out.

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DNA.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
R.I.P.

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We don't get any DNA reveal with respect to who the hell Cassie's real father is, because I don't know where she gets these smarts, this intellect from. Where the fuck did it come from? I don't get it. Like, no, I don't, she's not, when did she become a genius? When?

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah, I don't.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Um,

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How?

It's Cool, he's my dad:
somewhere between the blip and when Scott came back. Was she

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in

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a

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five

It's Cool, he's my dad:
kid in

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years?

It's Cool, he's my dad:
the second movie? How old was she in the second

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Yeah,

It's Cool, he's my dad:
movie?

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
she was a kid in the second movie.

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Yeah.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
She

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Yeah.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
was like 10 or like

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Okay.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
11 or

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
And

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
something.

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then she shows up at the end of Avengers Endgame, older as well.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Yeah, and

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Right.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
a different actress.

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And very, looking very

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Yeah.

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different, yeah,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Yeah,

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from

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
exactly.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
the one... From... Ha ha ha.

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You know what, they should have at least said, oh, while you were gone, I just studied trying to figure out how to get you back through

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That

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any

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would

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kind

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have been

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of

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a hell

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
science.

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of a, I'm in MIT now or something.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
instead of just

It's Cool, he's my dad:
She's like

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
everyone

It's Cool, he's my dad:
15.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
being smart. Every

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
No,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
kid

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Correct.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
in the MCU

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
she's

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
is

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
like...

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
a genius.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
No, not all of them.

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Who isn't?

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Name one dumb kid.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Every Eternal.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
There you

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
They're

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go.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
not kids.

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They're not children, they're robots, sir!

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Spoilers!

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They're-

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Fuck.

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they're ATOMITONS, SIR!

It's Cool, he's my dad:
My bad, okay, okay.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Name one dumb child.

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You think on it, you think on it, and we'll let crackkang

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Tony Stark's

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fill in the time.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
daughter.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
No,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
She's

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Tony

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
not.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Stark's daughter...

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But she's a child!

It's Cool, he's my dad:
You just

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
..is

It's Cool, he's my dad:
said

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
a fucking

It's Cool, he's my dad:
not all kids

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
idiot!

It's Cool, he's my dad:
aren't geniuses.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
HAHAHAHA

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We don't even- she's a child! We don't even know what she's capable of!

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
fucking...

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No,

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We don't know-

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I, they're

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how

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
idiot

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do

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onto

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you s-

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that

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how

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something

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do you

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
kid

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s-

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because all of the like teenagers are fucking geniuses. All of them.

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Riri

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Hold on,

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Williams.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
let's not move along. Tony Stark's daughter is fucking not even smart enough to save her dad's life. What an IDIOT!

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Jesus.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
That's right. Fuck that kid.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
What is

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Wow.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
that, Love You 3000? Should have been 3000 plus one, anybody saves his life.

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Oh!

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Wow. Aren't you all, are all of you parents? What the fuck

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Yo,

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is wrong

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
FUCK

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with you?

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
YOU!

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Yeah,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Yeah,

It's Cool, he's my dad:
you wouldn't understand what it's like, sir.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
exactly!

Look out for the LittleModok:
You never seen what we've seen, son?

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Listen, from what I'm hearing, I don't think I want to understand.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Listen, I'm jealous

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I didn't

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
of

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say

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
crack

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the kid was

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Kang.

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stupid,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Does

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I'm

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
that

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just

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
explain

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saying,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
enough?

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you

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Hahahaha

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know. See how it really works is when you have to change that dirty diaper, ain't nobody coming to save you.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Okay, okay, but here's the thing, even if every kid in this is a genius, why?

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Let's just name the

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Why

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
kids.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
is that?

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Okay.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Okay.

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Riri

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
So

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Williams is one.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Yep.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
she's iron heart.

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Yes.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Yep.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yep.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
OK,

It's Cool, he's my dad:
The

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
you

It's Cool, he's my dad:
new

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
got

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Black Panther.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
the new black Panther. What's her name?

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Shuri.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Shuri.

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But that makes sense and they world

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah.

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built around her. That makes total sense

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yes.

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and they explain

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Okay,

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her.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah.

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And

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
she's

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RiRi

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
what Conan.

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also makes sense too.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
What about that

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Um,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
little kid from Iron Man 3?

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I

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
I

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don't

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
think

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know

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he

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what

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was

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his

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
a genius

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deal was.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
too.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Oh, he's not a genius.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
No, he

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Apparently

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
was.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Now that-

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he had potential and

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Potential,

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like,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
but

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yeah.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
it wasn't a genius.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
No, he was like working on shit, like, on his

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Yeah.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Ms.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
suits.

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Marvel from the TV series also isn't

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Oh.

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Her best

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
a genius.

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friend.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Is she a genius?

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She's not, she's

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
She's not.

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not her best friend is.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
No, she's not a genius.

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She's

It's Cool, he's my dad:
So

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not.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
which kid are you talking about from Ms. Marvel?

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Kamala Khan,

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correct,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
is that her name?

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but she has

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Oh.

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a Bruno, her best friend Bruno.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Oh, fuck you're right. He is

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
He's

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
a genius.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
a genius.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Fuck you're right.

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Legit,

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Yep.

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he's a, he's, he is.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
What

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
And

It's Cool, he's my dad:
about

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
then...

It's Cool, he's my dad:
America? What's your face?

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Chavez?

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Ferrera?

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Chavez,

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Yeah.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
I should not a genius.

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She's I don't know what her store. I don't know if she is I kind of feel like she might be a normal teen

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah.

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and She's

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Okay,

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from

It's Cool, he's my dad:
there's your...

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a utopia

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Anyways, what's your point? What's your point about this movie? Because...

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I already said it. I said we don't know who the father is

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Alright.

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Would somebody open up this envelope and reveal the results of this DNA test because Scott Lang is not that child's

It's Cool, he's my dad:
You're

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father.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
saying

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
It's...

It's Cool, he's my dad:
it's not Scott

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Oh,

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Lang.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
you say Skyline

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I Don't

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
stupid?

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think it is. No, I didn't say that. I said he's not a genius

It's Cool, he's my dad:
To be fair, he's the

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He's

It's Cool, he's my dad:
guy who

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good

It's Cool, he's my dad:
figured

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at a thief

It's Cool, he's my dad:
out how to hack the thing and save like one penny and collect millions of dollars.

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I admire you so much.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
He's an engineer.

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I believe,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Wait,

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yeah,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
wait what?

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
That

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Yeah,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
was

It's Cool, he's my dad:
they

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
just

It's Cool, he's my dad:
say

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
a

It's Cool, he's my dad:
he's

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
good

Look out for the LittleModok:
yeah.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
an engineer

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
thief.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
in the first

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In the

It's Cool, he's my dad:
movie.

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belt, in the first movie in his belt, so like,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Oh god,

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come

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I forgot

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back.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
about that. Yeah,

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Mm-hmm.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
yeah.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
So he's

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I didn't

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
like,

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say

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah,

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he's stupid.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
but,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
moderately.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
but he is not fucking building Hubble telescopes on the quantum realm

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Let's just

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
like

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
say it

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
she

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Right.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
like

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Yeah,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
was.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
it

It's Cool, he's my dad:
but-

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
is, he was working at Baskin-Robbins.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah.

Look out for the LittleModok:
Correct.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
That's

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Okay.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
because of his criminal past,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Oh yeah,

It's Cool, he's my dad:
not

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
you put

It's Cool, he's my dad:
because

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
that,

It's Cool, he's my dad:
of his intelligence.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
yeah, you think Tony Stark would have been working at a Baskin-Robbins if he

Look out for the LittleModok:
Nah, bro.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
had a criminal

It's Cool, he's my dad:
How do-

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
past?

It's Cool, he's my dad:
No, because it's nepotism! His

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

It's Cool, he's my dad:
dad owned a billion dollar company!

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Sounds like you just don't know how to pick yourself up from their bootstraps.

Look out for the LittleModok:
That's right.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Yeah

Look out for the LittleModok:
Sounds like you don't have enough chutzpah.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
You know what?

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
God, I don't think I want to allow you to use that word, Chris.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Yeah, you're not

Look out for the LittleModok:
then

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
allowed

Look out for the LittleModok:
you

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
to use

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say

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
that's

Look out for the LittleModok:
it.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
our word.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah.

Look out for the LittleModok:
Then

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Wow.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
It's chutzpah.

Look out for the LittleModok:
I can use another word

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Chutzpah!

Look out for the LittleModok:
that none of y'all could use,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
That

Look out for the LittleModok:
but that's,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
is

Look out for the LittleModok:
that's

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
true.

Look out for the LittleModok:
nothing to do with

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
And that's your

Look out for the LittleModok:
this.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
word.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
And

Look out for the LittleModok:
And

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
that's

Look out for the LittleModok:
I

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
your

Look out for the LittleModok:
will,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
word.

Look out for the LittleModok:
I will keep that in my back pocket.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
So.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah.

Look out for the LittleModok:
Yeah. So

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Oh. So your point

Look out for the LittleModok:
what?

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
is

Look out for the LittleModok:
Who,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
what? That is like, co-

Look out for the LittleModok:
where'd she get it? She's like, I don't get how she was able to just like show up recast as a different actress and now she's got the same level of

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Okay,

Look out for the LittleModok:
intellect

It's Cool, he's my dad:
no,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Well,

Look out for the LittleModok:
as one

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
you,

Look out for the LittleModok:
Tony.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
wait.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
hear me out. Hear me

Look out for the LittleModok:
Yes.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
out.

Look out for the LittleModok:
Go

It's Cool, he's my dad:
What

Look out for the LittleModok:
ahead.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
if Hank Pym got the ants to take semen

Look out for the LittleModok:
Oh.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
out of his body?

Look out for the LittleModok:
That's,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Oh

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Mmm.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
no.

Look out for the LittleModok:
that's, okay, now you're going where

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Why?

Look out for the LittleModok:
I thought you were gonna go.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Why did you have to go to semen?

Look out for the LittleModok:
His seed,

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Okay,

Look out for the LittleModok:
son. His seed.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Luciano,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Easier.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
when a man and a woman love each other very much,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Alright.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
or when a man has the scientific knowledge in order to

Look out for the LittleModok:
Right.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
inseminate women without their consent, through the use of ants...

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
So what you're saying is when a man jacks off with insects, is that what you're

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Uh,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
saying?

Look out for the LittleModok:
No.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
he doesn't jack off with the Instox Jack

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
How do

It's Cool, he's my dad:
him

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
you know?

It's Cool, he's my dad:
off.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
How do you know?

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Oh

Look out for the LittleModok:
But

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
god.

Look out for the LittleModok:
that's not

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Cause

Look out for the LittleModok:
where I was

It's Cool, he's my dad:
they

Look out for the LittleModok:
gonna go.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
do the work. Why would he do the work?

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
I don't need that

Look out for the LittleModok:
Why

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
image.

Look out for the LittleModok:
can't, why can't, listen, like, y'all making this very, very complicated. Hank simply needs to extract his seed and let the ant, and shrink the vile down and the ants down and they go and deliver that in the ovum

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
but then

Look out for the LittleModok:
and

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
they're

Look out for the LittleModok:
then.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
tiny semen, even tinier than normal.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah.

Look out for the LittleModok:
He can work it out, he knows maths.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah,

Look out for the LittleModok:
And then Maggie Lang could carry the child.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
he used

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Nah, he

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
his stupid

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
just...

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
particle to increase the size of a pizza. He can do that with

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
No,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
sperm.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
no, you're overthinking

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
It's fine.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
it. He just finishes on the ants

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Oh no.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
and they crawl in

Look out for the LittleModok:
Yo, nasty!

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
and

Look out for the LittleModok:
That's just even

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
You

Look out for the LittleModok:
by

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
brought

Look out for the LittleModok:
crack

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
me

Look out for the LittleModok:
keg

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
here

Look out for the LittleModok:
standards!

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Are you,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
you

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
are

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
brought

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
you

Look out for the LittleModok:
I didn't

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
say?

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
me

Look out for the LittleModok:
bring

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
I,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
here

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
it's

Look out for the LittleModok:
you here! I did not pay your bus fare!

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
like, do

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
I

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
you

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
regret

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
think he was,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
everything.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
he was splurging on that anthill? Is that what you're saying?

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
You know

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Like

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
what?

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
what the fuck?

Look out for the LittleModok:
Have

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Sorry.

Look out for the LittleModok:
you been waiting?

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Did you say

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
I love...

It's Cool, he's my dad:
splurge?

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
and splurging,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yes.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
buying

It's Cool, he's my dad:
That's not

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
them.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
the word.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
He was

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
I don't

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
buying

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
know.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
gifts for that anthill. Expensive

It's Cool, he's my dad:
I'm going to go ahead and turn it off.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
gifts

Look out for the LittleModok:
Oh.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
to win them

Look out for the LittleModok:
It

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
over.

Look out for the LittleModok:
was an investment, okay?

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
It was a splurge of sperm.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
No,

It's Cool, he's my dad:
He

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
no,

It's Cool, he's my dad:
invested

Look out for the LittleModok:
Oh man!

It's Cool, he's my dad:
all over that anthill.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Listen!

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
no. He was gifting them gifts,

Look out for the LittleModok:
Just make it

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
expensive

Look out for the LittleModok:
stop.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
gifts, so they would be okay with this plan, okay?

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
It's...

Look out for the LittleModok:
comfortable with

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Yeah.

Look out for the LittleModok:
this.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
I don't know why I went to splurging. I guess it was a

Look out for the LittleModok:
I'm not saying

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
sur...

Look out for the LittleModok:
it!

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Hehehe

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
There was a surplus of sperm and he splurged.

Look out for the LittleModok:
STOP!

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Sure.

Look out for the LittleModok:
AHHHHH!

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Uhhh...

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Well,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Uhhh...

It's Cool, he's my dad:
now I'll never be able to think of splurge without thinking of something completely

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Yeah

It's Cool, he's my dad:
different.

Look out for the LittleModok:
You keep saying it like it's

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Then

Look out for the LittleModok:
okay!

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
my work here is done.

Look out for the LittleModok:
You bastard!

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
I'm just gonna splurge and get myself some ice cream tonight.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Hahaha!

Look out for the LittleModok:
Does anybody have any, does anybody have a little bump to help me get past this psychologically?

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Do you

It's Cool, he's my dad:
No,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
need a

It's Cool, he's my dad:
but

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
breath mint, Chris? Is that what you

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Chris,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
need?

It's Cool, he's my dad:
what I do have is maybe a segue. Maybe we can take

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Please.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
on another plot hole and

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
I

It's Cool, he's my dad:
just

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
want

It's Cool, he's my dad:
forget

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
you to

It's Cool, he's my dad:
about this one.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
seg the shit out of this way.

Look out for the LittleModok:
Please,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
hahahaha

It's Cool, he's my dad:
haha

Look out for the LittleModok:
no amount of Baskin Robbins can help us.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
No, it's fine, we can do this. What we do here have is an opportunity to splurge

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Hahaha!

It's Cool, he's my dad:
on another plot hole.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
such a stretch.

Look out for the LittleModok:
It's like a mushroom

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Oh god.

Look out for the LittleModok:
stamp on my, on my syrup.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
And why don't I go to this Blurch Master himself? Luciano, what do you got?

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Oh, I thought that one for sure was gonna be me.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
I mean, it could've been an review.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
It could have been anyone.

Look out for the LittleModok:
Oh my god, it

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
So

Look out for the LittleModok:
hurts.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
what I'm gonna splurge on is... I

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
That

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
know.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
doesn't even make sense.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
I know.

Look out for the LittleModok:
It was just shooting, you're

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Like

Look out for the LittleModok:
just

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
it,

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shooting

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
like

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ropes

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
the original

Look out for the LittleModok:
by now.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
didn't make sense so what difference does it make? So my problem with this movie is the whole what I'm calling ant ex machina that happened in this thing. So They all get sucked into the quantum realm and

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Yes.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
they all go kind of like yeah, they've got splurged into the quantum realm

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Oh

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
when

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
no,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
one would

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
too

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
say

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
far.

Look out for the LittleModok:
Just let it

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
It's

Look out for the LittleModok:
go.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
done, it's dead.

Look out for the LittleModok:
Let

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
I'm

Look out for the LittleModok:
it

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
not

Look out for the LittleModok:
go.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
It's dead.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
never

Look out for the LittleModok:
You sick, sick man.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
He killed, it's already dead.

Look out for the LittleModok:
HA

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
And

Look out for the LittleModok:
HA!

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
like they all go in and then conveniently again, everything about this movie is just contrived. They

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Yep.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
went through some time dilation where they became an advanced technocratic socialist society event that for some reason still follow Hank Pym because reasons, because he has a bad ear and has to wear a communicator. I don't understand. Like what?

It's Cool, he's my dad:
You know that's not a reason, right? You're just

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
I

It's Cool, he's my dad:
making

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
know.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
more statements.

Look out for the LittleModok:
You're just

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yes,

Look out for the LittleModok:
picking on him,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
I know.

Look out for the LittleModok:
you

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
There's

Look out for the LittleModok:
bad

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
no

It's Cool, he's my dad:
He's

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
reason.

Look out for the LittleModok:
man.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
old.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
I have no fuc- The whole is... Like it's not really a plot whole, it's a plot problem in this case that they just solved the problem they had with King, with everything actually, really, with the ants. It's just like it's so contrived, it's so lazy, it's so boring

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
convenient.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
as... Yeah, well, that's the thing with this movie.

Look out for the LittleModok:
Mmm.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
everything is convenient and contrived with this movie.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
just glad they didn't like stay in there an extra day and become another thousand years advanced and just come back and take over the entire universe maybe

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Maybe they should have. It put us out of our misery.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
like I

Look out for the LittleModok:
Hmm

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
or they couldn't a good thing they weren't techno fascists they just come

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
No,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
back

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
no,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
and

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
there were techno-socialists. That's

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
now thank God

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
our advent. Yeah. Ha ha

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
imagine

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
ha.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
they came back and they're like we don't accept your rats

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Hahahaha!

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
we're the future babe

Look out for the LittleModok:
I don't like the way you talk!

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Ha ha!

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
We're, well, two thousand years ahead of you and you don't get to vote.

Look out for the LittleModok:
Boy,

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Ha

Look out for the LittleModok:
I

It's Cool, he's my dad:
ha.

Look out for the LittleModok:
tell you what, I don't like

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Uh,

Look out for the LittleModok:
it!

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
that took a turn again.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
I'm just that's like I'm just thinking like it's they could have gone in any direction and then

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
or I'm just happy they weren't like

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
And that's the thing. They could have gone in any direction, but they still went after Hank Pym.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Alright, like, uh...

Look out for the LittleModok:
They listened. They heeded the call.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
If,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
I

It's Cool, he's my dad:
if

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
for

It's Cool, he's my dad:
I-

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
one accept our new insect overlords.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Hahaha!

It's Cool, he's my dad:
I just want to take a little, like I understand Luciano's complaint, but I do want to take a little moment here to be like, you can't just be mad at a story because it does a thing because then

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Of

It's Cool, he's my dad:
you

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
course

It's Cool, he's my dad:
shouldn't

Look out for the LittleModok:
Why

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
I

Look out for the LittleModok:
not?

It's Cool, he's my dad:
watch

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
can.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
movies anymore.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Of course I can.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
What

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Watch

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
about when that

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
me.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
thing is dumb?

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Watch

Look out for the LittleModok:
ANT

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
me.

Look out for the LittleModok:
POWER!

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Hahahaha

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Uh,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Oh, right there.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Well, you got me there. That's a very

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
yeah.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
strong argument against whatever saying.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Oh God.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
We're

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
So,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
doing

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
bye.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
the squishing now! And power!

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
But-

Look out for the LittleModok:
I want an antenna from kicking your ass!

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Hahaha!

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
You think we forgot about the magnifying glasses?

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Hahaha!

Look out for the LittleModok:
You destroyed too many of our communities! Well, aren't you here? Ant Power.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
You splurged all over our ancestors!

Look out for the LittleModok:
You

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Wait,

Look out for the LittleModok:
desecrated our family!

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
wait, so you get to

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Cough

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
use

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
cough

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
it, but I don't, I coined it. I'm gonna use it forever.

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Thank

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Anyway.

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you.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
So anyways, Ant-Man and the Wasp, Quantumania.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Hahaha, yeah.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
So what you're saying is you

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
It's-

It's Cool, he's my dad:
did not care. It's a plot hole in the sense that they didn't come up with anything like

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
It's...

It's Cool, he's my dad:
a way that Scott and or the Wasp solved this problem.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah, it was they just, you know, picking from the actual term Deus ex machina, it's just like some super powerful, super advanced force from basically outside the entire plot, because they weren't there, just came and solved their problem. It wasn't really that that's not a story that's like a contrivance like a contrivance like, oh, okay, Ant-Man, Ant. Ooh, so clever. Like, fuck you. That's like childish writing and it pissed me off when I saw it. So that's why I'm complaining about

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Yeah,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
it.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
okay, but like so how do you want to solve this problem then like ant man you can't use ants He's no he no longer associated with ants. You want to change his name?

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
He can use ants,

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Apparently

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
but

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you just

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But,

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said he

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hey.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
couldn't

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
the ants can't be the most powerful thing in the world or in the quantum verse. Quantum verse? Quantum realm? Whatever.

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Quantum

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
One of those.

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Realm.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah. Like

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Yeah.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
it's just lazy. Like, use the ants. Great. Because I thought they were going to do something about it because when Bill Murray says, well, what are ants? Right? I

Look out for the LittleModok:
Hmm

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
said, oh, okay, there's going to be something there. Right because they don't know what ants are but I didn't know how they work. I thought Scott was gonna do something not Hank Pym But then they were just like no, you know our ants they're like gigantic ants and they have ant shaped Uh ships and shaped lasers and end shaped dildos and they're gonna fuck kang up when

It's Cool, he's my dad:
You

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
I call them

It's Cool, he's my dad:
said dildoes and you couldn't have said they're gonna splurge on Kang. You don't know how to use that word

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
You

It's Cool, he's my dad:
at

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
just

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all, do

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
can't,

It's Cool, he's my dad:
you?

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
you

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
I thought I wasn't allowed.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
know.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
What?

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
No, it's

It's Cool, he's my dad:
No,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
our

It's Cool, he's my dad:
you said it

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
word

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properly.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
now.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
It's our

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
It's

It's Cool, he's my dad:
word.

Look out for the LittleModok:
Listen,

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Yeah,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Ha!

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
our

It's Cool, he's my dad:
we're taking

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
word.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
it from you.

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just play the George Lucas card and take the money and let us take the wheel.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Yeah,

It's Cool, he's my dad:
I do

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
we got

It's Cool, he's my dad:
want to

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
this.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
say

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
If I take them, when am I going to splurge?

It's Cool, he's my dad:
you forgot that

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
I'm sorry.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
all Avengers

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That

It's Cool, he's my dad:
go

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was

It's Cool, he's my dad:
stupid

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your last one.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
eventually.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
HAHAHAHA

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
What was that, Matt?

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Yeah,

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Sorry

It's Cool, he's my dad:
thanks.

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man.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
You forgot that all Avengers go stupid.

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Hmm.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Whether it's the third or fourth movie,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Okay,

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Thor...

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
but am

It's Cool, he's my dad:
No,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
I supposed to excuse

It's Cool, he's my dad:
no.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
it?

It's Cool, he's my dad:
No. Well, yes, because why not?

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Oh, I guess that's aren't glad argument. What can I ever say?

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Hehehehehehe

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Well, because like if your complaint is that the ants can't solve ant man's problems, that's fair, but ant man's gone stupid.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yes? Well,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
So

It's Cool, he's my dad:
So,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
he can't.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
yeah.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
he can't solve the problem.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Clearly

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Hank

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
he was...

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Pym's too old.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah?

It's Cool, he's my dad:
You can't have him do anything with his body to solve the problem.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
I don't know,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Wasn't

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Michelle

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
there

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Pfeiffer.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
another character in the movie?

It's Cool, he's my dad:
I'm sorry, the Wasp and Michelle

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Oh,

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Pfeiffer

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
her!

It's Cool, he's my dad:
are women, they can't

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Ah...

It's Cool, he's my dad:
solve this problem.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Oh wow,

Look out for the LittleModok:
Hmm.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Matt.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Don't

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
I see

It's Cool, he's my dad:
wow

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
how

It's Cool, he's my dad:
me,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
it

It's Cool, he's my dad:
wow

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
is.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Marvel.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
No,

It's Cool, he's my dad:
You

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Mmm

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
I...

It's Cool, he's my dad:
titled the movie Ant-Man and the Wasp

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and the ones

It's Cool, he's my dad:
and the Wasp

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
It's...

It's Cool, he's my dad:
shows up at...and

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
the one thing the Wasp does, she

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
It's...

It's Cool, he's my dad:
sacrifices herself to save Scott and they

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
And

It's Cool, he's my dad:
steal

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
it's not,

It's Cool, he's my dad:
that from her instantly.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
yes. Yeah.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Yeah, they're

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
I

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
like, no.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
was mad at that too. It was

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for

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
like,

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the

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
oh,

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other Cassie.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
they're gonna stay there. No, they're not gonna stay there. It's

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
You

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
fine.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
thought you had a hero moment, boi! Yoink!

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah. So

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
I-

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
it's not, again, it's not that I don't think he could have used Ant. I just think that the way that they did it was lazy and stupid and I hate it. There.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Is there a reason why like I thought he was going to solve the problem? Like he does he not have a limit on how much you can grow now because he's so small.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
So this is a good question. So you know when he went to go to the probability storm?

Look out for the LittleModok:
Yes.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Oh

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Unfortunately.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
no.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
He shrunk five times, I think, by the

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Something

It's Cool, he's my dad:
number of

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like

It's Cool, he's my dad:
times

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
that.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
he pressed it. I thought you couldn't go more than two, or else you hit the quantum

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
realm. But once you hit the quantum realm,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
It's

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
You

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
free for

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
just

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
all.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
keep going. It's just

It's Cool, he's my dad:
giver

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
layers.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
and

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Once you're there.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
he shrunk he shrunk the time

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Chrono

It's Cool, he's my dad:
thingy

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Ball.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
chrono ball

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
The energy core.

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Thank

It's Cool, he's my dad:
chrono

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you,

It's Cool, he's my dad:
energy

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sure.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
core ball he shrunk it but

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
He popped out of it.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
heaven help popped out of it.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah, I was so pissed at that. It was like, what, what?

It's Cool, he's my dad:
How?

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah.

Look out for the LittleModok:
Uh-huh.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
They were using quantum entanglement.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Also, why did like one pin particle in there not work, but when they shot like four,

Look out for the LittleModok:
A bunch of them.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
then it worked. And then also all the probabilities kind of coalesced.

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Reabsorbed, right.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
That was a quantum singularity.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
That's

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Thank

It's Cool, he's my dad:
just

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you.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
science.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
You know

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Everybody.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
you can't

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Everybody

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
just

It's Cool, he's my dad:
knows that.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
toss quantum in front of something to make

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Yes

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
it...

It's Cool, he's my dad:
we can.

Look out for the LittleModok:
That's a quantum explanation right there

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Yeah,

Look out for the LittleModok:
for

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
it's

Look out for the LittleModok:
you.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
right there. It's quantum.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Well,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
It's classic quantum explaining.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
go quantum fuck yourself, how about that?

Look out for the LittleModok:
Okay, I'm so glad you went in that direction. And also why, like the whole idea with Pym Particles, is it essentially just like everything Spider-Man would dream to have with like web cartridges because they always seem to have enough Pym Particles

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah.

Look out for the LittleModok:
and I thought it was a semi limited resource, but it doesn't seem like they've always just got fucking shuriken

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Quantum storage,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
They, he grows

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quantum storage.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
a pizza

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
of course.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
with it. He

Look out for the LittleModok:
Yes.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
grows a pizza with it.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Yeah.

Look out for the LittleModok:
Right. So I guess they just rolling in it.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yep.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
That's quantum agriculture.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
You know what I want to find out about is Spencer's plot hole.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
I'm sorry.

Look out for the LittleModok:
Mmm. That's

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
My.

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a quantum segue.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Yes.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
I...

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And power!

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
I quantum hate

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
My

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
you.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
well, I'm glad I'm glad you asked me because I was done with that conversation. And

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Okay.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
this one is

Look out for the LittleModok:
quantum

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
so

Look out for the LittleModok:
root.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
good. My question is why did Modoc become a quantum comedian?

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
He's

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Because.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
not a quantum comedian. He's just a comedian a bad

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Because

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
one

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
the character Darren Cross, if I recall, was pretty serious and killed people and was a very bad guy. I believe he tried to

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Correct.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
kill his daughter, kill an eight-year-old girl, and

It's Cool, he's my dad:
6.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
six-year-old girl, even worse.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Right?

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
And

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Two times worse.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
that's at least four

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
That's...

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
numbers worse.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
is that quantum math? Is

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Yes.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
that what you did? Okay.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
And then he gets shrunken down and becomes a gigantic head with miniature arms, legs, and butt. And all of a sudden he's fucking.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Dane Cook.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
George Carl, Dane Cook.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Dane Cook, yes.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Sorry,

Look out for the LittleModok:
Hehehehe

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Who was I saying?

It's Cool, he's my dad:
why did you pick Dan Cook?

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
This is

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Because

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
bad.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
he's a bad comedian.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Oh, that's fair, yeah.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
So all of a sudden

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Why did

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
he's...

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
you think I picked him?

It's Cool, he's my dad:
I don't know.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
All of a sudden he's frickin' Dane Cook here makin' jokes when he should have been a tragic character who was like fucked up and that would have made it interesting. Instead

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah, but

Look out for the LittleModok:
Hmm.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
he's like,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
the moment

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
he comes

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
he opened

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
in and he's

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
that

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
like,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
thing...

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
he's like,

Look out for the LittleModok:
Do do

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
hey,

Look out for the LittleModok:
do.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
what are we doing here boys? Welcome to the Quantum Realm, I'm your host, Modok, small crowd tonight. Am I right? Oh, thank you, thank you. That's

It's Cool, he's my dad:
To

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
a...

It's Cool, he's my dad:
be fair, he did come in with angry energy. He just... Was like manic pressed? Like he bounced back and forth for a while for

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Maybe.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
no reason?

Look out for the LittleModok:
Hmm.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
I think you're giving him a pass. He was more stupid and used for poor comedy. He

Look out for the LittleModok:
is

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
was like

Look out for the LittleModok:
Arm

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
a comic

Look out for the LittleModok:
Candy.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Yeah.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
relief character, which.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Even though Bill Murray painted him as the hunter,

Look out for the LittleModok:
Yeah!

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
they're probably dead, he's so ineffective as that as well.

Look out for the LittleModok:
Yeah.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
I would have preferred if it was just Darren Cross who was just small. Like, I don't think he had to be Modoc. He looked so stupid.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
I'd prefer it if they just left Dan or Cross dead and didn't bring

Look out for the LittleModok:
Correct.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
him back for this movie.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yep.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Oh yeah,

Look out for the LittleModok:
Yeah.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
or just have a Modok character. Not everything

Look out for the LittleModok:
Correct.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
has to be a thing. But my

Look out for the LittleModok:
Nope.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
question is, why was he all of a sudden dropping punch lines and being like, again, another Tony Stark quipster?

Look out for the LittleModok:
Ah, right.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Even as he's dying, he's like, I'm just glad I could have been an Avenger. Oh, oh, oh! He's like touching his face and it's just like, why are we playing this death for laughs?

Look out for the LittleModok:
Yeeeeeaaaaah

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah, I know. Like to me, the character, I lost all respect that I had for the character. The moment it popped open, the little mask thing, and

Look out for the LittleModok:
every

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
it was

Look out for the LittleModok:
time

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
like

Look out for the LittleModok:
he did it.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
a giant, I'm like, okay, I don't respect this anymore. This is dumb and stupid. So I think maybe they realized that too. And they were like, okay,

Look out for the LittleModok:
That's

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
nobody's

Look out for the LittleModok:
it.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
going to take this seriously. So let's just give him like a comic part at the end, even though he's supposed to be super scared. I don't know. I'm trying here.

Look out for the LittleModok:
Let's just.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Sorry, can I interject in this conversation right now? Yeah,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
No.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
No.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
I'm good anyways.

Look out for the LittleModok:
I'm gonna third that.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Thank you. This is supposed to be a conversation about plot holes in the movie. And the last two segments has just been bitching about things we didn't like. And we're not even, we're being very serious about it. And

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Hmm,

It's Cool, he's my dad:
like,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
we

It's Cool, he's my dad:
is

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
talk

It's Cool, he's my dad:
that

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
about coming

It's Cool, he's my dad:
how we wanna-

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
on ads.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
No, but like fair, but like Luciano's thing about like the Ant Empire and Hank Pym, he just complained about it for like 10 minutes. And then we got sidetracked.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
That's in ten minutes.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
No, it wasn't. It was like four minutes and then we got sidetracked into like a completely random conversation with Pym Particles, whatever. But like, we're not really, we're either struggling to both talk about plot holes and or talk about fun things. We're getting, we're ranting. And if you want to rant, that's fine, but it feels like that's not the thing we're looking for.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
I guess it's just like what

It's Cool, he's my dad:
That, in theory,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
it's not

It's Cool, he's my dad:
that's

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
a

It's Cool, he's my dad:
supposed

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
plot

It's Cool, he's my dad:
to

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
hole.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
happen...

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
It's not a plot hole what I wanted to

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Yeah.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
talk about. So that's the problem. It's not really

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Right,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
a plot hole.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
that should have happened in the first section. If we're going to be talking about plot holes, what is the plot hole with Modok? Or what is, like, if you want to talk about the purpose of Modok and the plot, and his

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
comedic effects, that's fine.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
And I had trouble finding actual plot holes. The only plot holes that I found were like the convenience stuff, which is not fun to talk about.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
It can, it can, we can still talk about like it being like not fitting into the feel of the story and it being a weird plot device, that's cool. But it, do we want to just be a rant on Modoc being annoying?

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
If it's short, I don't see a problem. But do we have like, my question is, do we have actual plot holes that we want to like surface?

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Cough

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Like you have one Matt, which I think is a good

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Sure.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
plot hole. It's probably the main plot hole. The rest

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Yeah, but

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
aren't

It's Cool, he's my dad:
like...

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
plot holes.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Right, but what's the point of calling the show popcorn and plotholes

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
No, no,

It's Cool, he's my dad:
and not talking about...

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
we have to talk about plot holes, but what do

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Yeah.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
you do when you don't find many? We said this before when we were talking about it. If

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Yeah.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
there's few plot holes, we reduce that part. If there's a lot, we increase it.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Right.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
So maybe we should have just talked about the two plot holes that we actually have and left the rest for, you know.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
I don't think this is not a plot hole, but the way we're attacking it just seems like it was something that annoyed

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
What is

It's Cool, he's my dad:
us

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the

It's Cool, he's my dad:
in the

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plot

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movie.

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hole of him being a comedic character? Doesn't do anything for the plot, bad

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Well

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
or

It's Cool, he's my dad:
that's

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
good.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
the

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No,

It's Cool, he's my dad:
thing, right?

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it holds it back.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
The problem is it doesn't

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
But it's not

It's Cool, he's my dad:
do

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a

It's Cool, he's my dad:
anything

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
hole.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
for the plot.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Well, it

It's Cool, he's my dad:
It's

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
can be

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
pointless.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
a plot holes, but not a plot hole, but it's like the comedic angle would be like what made

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Ahem.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
him go from being serious to funny and us coming up with theoretical

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Yeah.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
situations that changed it.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
That's that if the plot holes like how did he go from being Darren Cross in the first movie to this modoc and we want to fill that in that's fine. There's a plot hole in that like the plot holes that to be the plot of the whole story could just be like.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
whole in the part of the story for sure.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Yeah, yeah, that's a better angle to take at it, because now you're talking about like, you know, a weird, a plot hole isn't like the movie fucked up. It's just like, that's weird. Why would they do it that way, right?

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Well,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Mm-hmm.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
a plot hole is something that doesn't make sense, technically,

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Yeah, but

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
right?

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Hmm

It's Cool, he's my dad:
what makes sense doesn't have to be in the mainline story of the movie.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
No, no, it doesn't. It doesn't. It just has to be something that doesn't follow, basically.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Yeah, so we can talk about this one because to Spencer's point, like I think the initial thing is fine. Like, why did he become an angle for comedy? How did Modoc get from being Darren Cross to Modoc? That's fine. That is a whole fun plot hole. Like we should be being creative and ripping out like, coming with ideas of how we got there, not being all like it's stupid that they did this. Does that make sense?

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Mm-hmm.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
That's what I was saying. I was trying

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Does

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
to

It's Cool, he's my dad:
that

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
steer

It's Cool, he's my dad:
feel

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
back

It's Cool, he's my dad:
better?

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
to it, but it's just hard to-

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Oh, I know what that's why I stopped us because we're all like having a real hard time driving to the comedy aspect because we're all just ranting in and

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Particularly

It's Cool, he's my dad:
jumping on it right.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
with this one. I found that we

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Yeah

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
came up with funny things with his

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Oh, it was fine. Yeah, this one we were just lost. So like, we let's just start it again. And Spencer just like, maybe try to drive to throw out the question.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Yeah,

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Like,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
I will.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
how did we get here?

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Yeah, yeah, that's exactly what I was gonna

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Right?

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
say.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Okay.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Yeah. Okay, let me just mark down. Where were we starting at? Okay, whenever you're ready, Spencer.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Okay, three, two, one. One plot hole that stuck out, stood out to me, really took me out of the movie was Modoc and not just the CGI on his gigantic head, but I'm actually

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Lack

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
talking

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of...

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
about the, uh, the character of him. Cause if I recall Darren Cross was a pretty serious villain who

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Sociopathic

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
was

It's Cool, he's my dad:
killer.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
by the

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yep.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
killer killing he turned one guy into goo flush another toilet he tried to kill the 10 year old girl or

It's Cool, he's my dad:
That's like at least half that.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
six just nearly double as evil

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Yep,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
and

It's Cool, he's my dad:
that's right.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
then he comes down to the quantum realm and all of a sudden he's Jerry Seinfeld you know what's the

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Ah.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
deal with my big head it's so big

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
He wasn't all, he wasn't as funny as Jerry Seinfeld, let's

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Sorry.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
be honest.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Fine, Dane Cook.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Okay,

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At least.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
A Dane

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At

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
okay,

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best.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Cook.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
there you go, there you go.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Dan Cook on his best comedic day ever.

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Skydome Dane Cook,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Wow.

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yeah.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
That

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Yeah

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Yeah,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
bad?

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Sky... Yeah.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
So my question is, what happened? What made him go from Hannibal Lecter-esque

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Whoa,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
to

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
whoa.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
the far more scary Dane Cook-esque?

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
As upping

It's Cool, he's my dad:
So we have.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
his evil, is that what you're saying with the comedy?

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Yeah

It's Cool, he's my dad:
So, okay, so I think we have Veb, who and Veb's family, siblings, offspring, I don't know what chain, but you drink the goo and you speak, you can understand what everybody says.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Mm-hmm.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Right.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Is there

Look out for the LittleModok:
Mm-hmm.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
like a, like a,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Comedy

It's Cool, he's my dad:
like a Veb,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Juice?

It's Cool, he's my dad:
a Veb cousin? Yeah, like,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
One that

It's Cool, he's my dad:
I

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
gets

It's Cool, he's my dad:
don't

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
you

It's Cool, he's my dad:
know.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
high?

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Do.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Well, or like, not high,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Crack

It's Cool, he's my dad:
like cocaine.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Kang's like, what?

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Hehehehe

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Say word?

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
We got quantum drugs down here?

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Yoooooo!

It's Cool, he's my dad:
I'm thinking

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Run

It's Cool, he's my dad:
more

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that!

It's Cool, he's my dad:
like, remember bath salts?

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
The one

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Mm-hmm.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Hahaha

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
that turned you

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Like

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
into a zombie?

It's Cool, he's my dad:
quantum bath salts or quantum meth, if you will.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Quantum Meth.

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Quantum bath bombs.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Yeah, like sure. I think that he like some

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Is that what was inside that little vat where he was when he became Modok? Just

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Yeah, I think

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
quantum

It's Cool, he's my dad:
that, yeah.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
bat salts?

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
That tracks.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Yeah, and

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Okay.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
like they come, you know those little guys, they were all like, like looked like crystals or gas that ran around and kind of just on the side of the rebels.

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fondled him.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
It's them, yeah.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
They're the drugs.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
They're the drugs, so you snort them and you become Dane Cook. Okay,

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Yeah.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
that

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Oh

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
tracks.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
my god. That's the worst drug I've ever heard in my life.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
It's the darkest timeline. That's why Kang was trying to destroy the rebels. It's not that he's evil. It's that he's trying to prevent Dane Cook from

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Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
You

It's Cool, he's my dad:
multiplying.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
know

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Well,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
what?

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
yeah, I

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
I...

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
can't get behind that.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
You know what? I'm a gang fan all of a sudden.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Hahaha

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He knows how it ends. It ain't pretty.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Do you think that like it was part of like the thing that happened to him? Because what they try to say, if I'm remembering correctly, is that he became a giant head with baby legs and feet and hands and

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
I mean

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
arms

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
that

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and whatever

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
we know.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
And a baby butt, because they

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on

It's Cool, he's my dad:
showed

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
a baby.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
it to us.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
But

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
which we needed

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Yeah.

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last,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
to see.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
last we forget

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
We

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a baby,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
needed,

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but.

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Terrible.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
we needed to see that.

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They

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah.

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spent

It's Cool, he's my dad:
had

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money

It's Cool, he's my dad:
to.

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on them cheeks.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
They

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
put a lot,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
it's

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
you

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
true.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
know, the CGI artists put days, if not weeks into designing that miniature

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into

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
butt

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that

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
for

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ass.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
us.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
He had, he had, they had meetings on their calendars. Let's talk about the baby butt and

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
cheeks.

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Okay, 3D

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
yeah.

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rotations everybody, let's get going,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
How

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okay.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
small, how plump.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah,

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Listen,

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Hehehe

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
how

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Do

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plump,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
we?

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Jerry.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
how sag, it's a sag, it's

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Do

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
a

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Jerry,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
we

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
sag

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fight.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
show-hole?

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
a little bit. Question.

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Mm-hmm,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah.

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mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Mm-hmm,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Question mark, question mark, underlined?

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liver spots. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
So do you think do you think part of like, as they say, that it happened because he was shrinking uncontrollably as the only person ever to do that ever in the history of ever. Do you think that that's what like his head swole? got stolen by his brain shrunk, that's why he became Dane Cook from being a scientist.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Mmm.

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Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Whoa. Dane Cook does have a small brain. This tracks.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
This is now the Dame Cook trash podcast.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
And another thing about Dinkook!

It's Cool, he's my dad:
I, yes, but I think it's more like, um, Dr. Dan cross, Mr. Dan cook. So he oscillates between the two because he

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Oh,

It's Cool, he's my dad:
does

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Uh.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
create

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Oh.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
the technology.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
and there's

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Right.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
the letters are the same. I

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Yeah.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
hadn't even

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Right.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
noticed

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actually.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Whoa, whoa guys,

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Block twist!

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
we

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Heheheheh

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
just tapped into something here. Was this planned from day one when they created

It's Cool, he's my dad:
That's...

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Daring Cross?

It's Cool, he's my dad:
I think that's the

Look out for the LittleModok:
Mmm.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
plot. They just forgot to show. You know, the director's extended cut will definitely cover all of it.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
I just

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Have

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
imagine some British

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him have

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
director...

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him doing stand-up like

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
The giant

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with

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
head.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
a giant head and a tiny microphone

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
And he's

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You

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
like...

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know my mentor, Christ checks.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Women,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Hahaha!

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
am I right? Ha ha

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
ha! Small crowd tonight.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Hahaha!

It's Cool, he's my dad:
It's just a couple of those zombie soldiers feeling like, ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Yeah,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah.

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Hmm,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
yeah, yeah.

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let's see.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
See, I'd watch

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Applaud

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
that.

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peons!

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Yeah, I think that, you know what, Allison and I like this character a lot more.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
But Spencer,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
It's even more tragic to become Dane Cook.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
you raise a point cause I guess why Modoc, how Modoc, what Modoc,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
where Modoc,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
You

Look out for the LittleModok:
Modok

It's Cool, he's my dad:
when

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
know.

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has

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Modoc?

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so much potential and it's

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yes.

Look out for the LittleModok:
unfortunately, like this movie falls prey to the curse of the third sequel. Too much going on. Kang's

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Mm-hmm.

Look out for the LittleModok:
enough, people.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Oh yeah.

Look out for the LittleModok:
Kang's more than enough.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
And the thing that pisses me off is that they ruined what could have been a pretty cool villain because now Modo, cause then it can't make it again. That would be

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Can

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
dumb.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
you make Modok cool though in real live action?

Look out for the LittleModok:
Yes,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
That's a better question. But he's

It's Cool, he's my dad:
No.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
got

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they've

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
such

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done

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
tiny

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it.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
arms and legs.

Look out for the LittleModok:
It wasn't... I ask you to that I ask you this. Was Dr. Evil cool?

It's Cool, he's my dad:
No.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
the guy from Austin Powers?

Look out for the LittleModok:
I wasn't asking you.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
You talking about Dr. Austin Powers?

Look out for the LittleModok:
Yes, sir!

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
No,

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Is

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
he

It's Cool, he's my dad:
this

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
wasn't

It's Cool, he's my dad:
a rhetorical

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
cool.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
question? Because...

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Of

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah.

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course he was cool. It was

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
What?

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cool

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
He wasn't

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to have

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
cool.

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a to have Dr. Evil

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Oh,

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in

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
it was good

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like

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
to have him as a villain. Sure.

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Correct

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
He wasn't, he wasn't cool in any way.

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That's not the point the point is like cool as a villain

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Oh, okay.

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as a period

It's Cool, he's my dad:
You, Chris, I don't know if you've watched Dawson Powers, I assume, if you're going to raise him up. Those were what the kids call comedy movies.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Hahaha

Look out for the LittleModok:
That's

It's Cool, he's my dad:
And

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right.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Chris, I

It's Cool, he's my dad:
this

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
have another question.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
was a comic

Look out for the LittleModok:
Mm-hmm.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
book movie.

Look out for the LittleModok:
Yeah.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Um, do you have the dang cook brain?

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Hahaha!

It's Cool, he's my dad:
lol

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Bye as I do.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Hehehehe

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Do you like shotgunning beers?

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All the

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
You

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time.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
might have the dang cook brain. Do you wear Axe body spray?

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Oh god.

Look out for the LittleModok:
drinking through my ears.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Uh oh, that's what he's got, full blown dang cook.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah, you never go full Dane Cook.

Look out for the LittleModok:
Good luck Chuck!

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Everybody knows you don't go full Dane Cook.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
You never go full Dane.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
I gotta be honest with you, I don't know enough about Dan Cook to make any fun references.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Hehehe

Look out for the LittleModok:
I just did, I just named one movie, but

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
one of

Look out for the LittleModok:
it's fine.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
his one movie.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
He was also in the first season of American Gods, that's all I remember.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Was he?

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Wait, what? Was? Oh

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Yeah,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
yeah,

It's Cool, he's my dad:
he was

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
he was!

It's Cool, he's my dad:
What's-Her-Face's boyfriend.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah, you're

Look out for the LittleModok:
No,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
right, you're

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I'm

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
right.

Look out for the LittleModok:
sorry that wasn't... I get it, but that wasn't him though.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
That

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
It wasn't?

It's Cool, he's my dad:
was Dane Cook, but it may have been him.

Look out for the LittleModok:
I wish it was! I love that you think

It's Cool, he's my dad:
No,

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it was Daen-Kook!

It's Cool, he's my dad:
it is

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It's

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Dane

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not Daen-Kook!

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Cook. Look it up. Google it. We're gonna vamp right now.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
It is...

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It's not!

It's Cool, he's my dad:
sorry. It's

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Go

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
He

It's Cool, he's my dad:
um...

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
was

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ahead.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
God.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Robbie Burton.

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Read

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah.

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it.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Yeah.

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What?

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Robbie

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No.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Burton.

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You

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah.

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mean-

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah, yeah, he was

It's Cool, he's my dad:
So

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Dane Cook.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
who is the main character, like not E. McShane, but the other character?

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Shadow.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
What?

It's Cool, he's my dad:
What's his name?

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
What is this?

Look out for the LittleModok:
Ricky

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
American

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Shadow.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Gods podcast?

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Shadow Moon. Let

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
His

It's Cool, he's my dad:
So

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him,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
shadows...

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let him, let him.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
He-

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Shadow Moon's girlfriend is cheating on him

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Yes?

It's Cool, he's my dad:
with this Robbie Burton guy, and that's

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah,

It's Cool, he's my dad:
named Cook.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
it's Dinkuk.

Look out for the LittleModok:
Robbie Burton?

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yes, you're correct

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Oh, I thought

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
man.

Look out for the LittleModok:
you were talking about Mad Sweeney. Okay, nevermind.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Now,

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That's

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Matt

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fine

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Sweeney

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then.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
is

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
guys.

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different.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
the

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I thought

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
lepre-

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you were confusing with Pablo

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Matt Sweeney

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Schreiber.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
is the fucking Master Chief.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Figure your

Look out for the LittleModok:
I

It's Cool, he's my dad:
life

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know

It's Cool, he's my dad:
out.

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that's why I was like, yo, okay,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Well, we did

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cool.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
it guys.

Look out for the LittleModok:
Carry on.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Back to the Ant-Man podcast.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
We, no,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
HAHAHAHA

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
it's done now. This is the Dane Cook podcast

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
now.

Look out for the LittleModok:
You know,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Welcome

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we've come

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
to

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too

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
hell,

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far.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
you're in it listeners.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Uhhh... Anyways...

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Come to

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
And

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fuck.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
then

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This is

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Dane

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Bartok.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Cook, after that, he

Look out for the LittleModok:
Yeah.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
went

Look out for the LittleModok:
Mm-hmm.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
on to make this show.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
It would have made more sense for Moe Doctor to show up in the first season of American Gods than it did for him to show up here.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Okay.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
I mean, yeah, I

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Okay.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
mean, it's hard to disagree with that.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
I think

Look out for the LittleModok:
Air

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
we nailed

Look out for the LittleModok:
tight.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
it. I think we got the most reasonable explanation for why his personality took a front flip into Dumsville.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
It was the Jar Binks, they thought they were doing like a C-3PO in the first couple of movies comedy thing where it's like, oh, it's light and refreshing. And it was more like Jar Binks comedy

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Hmm

It's Cool, he's my dad:
where it's just like, he ruined this.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
I'm just gonna, comedy goes in threes, you never

It's Cool, he's my dad:
WROP

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
go full Jar Jar.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Hahaha!

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
You never go full Jar Jar.

Look out for the LittleModok:
It's sad. Modok has a lot of potential, and

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
That's

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah.

Look out for the LittleModok:
I've seen

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
all for now.

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him done right before. So,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
I don't think

Look out for the LittleModok:
it's

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
he

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weird.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
works live action. He looks too

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Well, not

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
silly.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
with that face.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Well,

Look out for the LittleModok:
Not

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Well.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
that

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with

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
phase

Look out for the LittleModok:
that face.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
doesn't help at

Look out for the LittleModok:
Corey,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
all.

Look out for the LittleModok:
not even Corey Stoll could bring that back. Like, you couldn't, he couldn't even, he couldn't, it's like he was fighting back the cringe lab.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
It's, you wanna show him, Spencer's right, it's hard to show him live action because in order to show Modoc in all his glory, it's just impossible to do it with a human face.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
definitely

It's Cool, he's my dad:
He

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
with a human

It's Cool, he's my dad:
needed

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
face.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
to have an alien face where it wouldn't have looked so fucking weird.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Even if you wear

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Like

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
the

It's Cool, he's my dad:
you just

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
helmet.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
took clip art and stretched it.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
If it. That is a great description. If they just kept his helmet on even the whole time and just hear Darren's voice, that would have been much, much better. Everybody that sees that Modoc on screen like my wife walked in while watching it and she just saw him and just he just starts laughing.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Your

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Like

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
bird's

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
it's like

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
laughing, yeah.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
you can't

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
not laugh at it. It's it's if it were like meant for comedy purely visuals. It was hilarious, but

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
it's...

Look out for the LittleModok:
You can't

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
The problem

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un-see

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
is

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that.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
it shouldn't have like they paint him when they when Murray describes him as an assassin and blah, blah. You can't have his first appearance to be like, Oh, hey, Cassie, how's it going?

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Oh

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
What?

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
yeah, that is that is the first line.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Something like that. Yeah.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
But at least

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
No,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
he

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
he's

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
earned,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
talking to Scott. He's talking

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
but he

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
to Scott.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
earned his catharsis, right? He earned it because she told him, don't be a dick. And that,

Look out for the LittleModok:
And that was, oh.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
And then

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
that

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
he was like, oh,

Look out for the LittleModok:
I'm just

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
speech,

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gonna listen

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
look at

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to

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
me,

Look out for the LittleModok:
my.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
I'm such a dick. I'm such a

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
that

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
dick.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
speech she gave him was so powerful.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah.

Look out for the LittleModok:
riveting,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
It changed

Look out for the LittleModok:
Oscar-worthy.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
my life. It was everything.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
It feels a lot like how Reeve Williams got grafted into the Black Panther movie. Where, you know, a character shows up and they want to add the character to the MCU, but it just feels bolted on and doesn't feel like it fits the story.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Should I watch that movie? I haven't watched it yet.

Look out for the LittleModok:
You should.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
No, no,

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Yeah.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Okay.

Look out for the LittleModok:
That was worth

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
I hated

Look out for the LittleModok:
watching.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
it. I liked Quantum Mania more than I liked Wakanda forever.

Look out for the LittleModok:
Shame on you, end the podcast,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Sorry

Look out for the LittleModok:
end

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
guys.

Look out for the LittleModok:
it, end it

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
End,

Look out for the LittleModok:
now.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
end it. Okay, I'll watch it.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
We're going to move on to my plot hole.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Uh oh.

Look out for the LittleModok:
Say, okay, that sounds like.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Matt, what's your plot hole?

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Thanks, Spencer. Good job. My flat hole

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
FFFF-

It's Cool, he's my dad:
is really around the idea of that no one in this mononucleosis family.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Hahaha! That's the- what? You're

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Hehehe

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
making

It's Cool, he's my dad:
What?

Look out for the LittleModok:
Quantum

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
fun of my splurge?

Look out for the LittleModok:
family,

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Shh, shh,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Hahaha!

Look out for the LittleModok:
quantum

It's Cool, he's my dad:
shut up.

Look out for the LittleModok:
family dynamics.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Shut up, I'm talking about my plot hole.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Microscopic family?

It's Cool, he's my dad:
No one talks, uses their words. All these smart, genius people, and Scott, none of them

Look out for the LittleModok:
Bye.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
use their words to describe what's happening or to give people insight in what's going on. A minor version is when Cassie could have easily told her dad, drink the ooze, then you'll understand them. She just said, hey dad, drink the ooze, trust me.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Meanwhile,

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Okay.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
looking like she's bleeding from her mouth.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Mm-hmm,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
correct.

Look out for the LittleModok:
Yeah.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
And more frustratingly, Janet refuses to tell anybody why she's so scared of the quantum well. And like it's fine at the beginning, when she's just like, oh, I just escaped there, I didn't wanna talk about it because I just wanna live here with you guys, I was in there for 30 years, all right, fine. But when they get there, And she's like, watch out for the evil ships and like, blah, duck this, duck that.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
lower your voice

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Lower

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
and

It's Cool, he's my dad:
your

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
all that

It's Cool, he's my dad:
voice.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
And like they get on the ship and then they're flying places. And then even after fucking Krylar shows up

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Oh,

It's Cool, he's my dad:
and tries

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Murray.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
to murder them, she, Bill Murray shows up. Thank you. She basically refuses to tell them anything about Kang or why they should be scared of what they're trying to do. To like, and it's fine at the beginning, but like then it just becomes a lazy. thing to drag up the plot because as much to Luciano's point, they have too many things to do. And I just, it's like, so I just want to know, to me, like, how does this movie go if she actually just, like as soon as it gets to the Quantum Realm and they duck it, she tells them the Kang story.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
I don't

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
I think

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
think it would have changed much.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
I think she just right away they get shrunken down she just goes first things first I was banging down here just so you know.

Look out for the LittleModok:
Hehehe

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah, Bill

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Good

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Murray

It's Cool, he's my dad:
as important.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
was here. I couldn't help myself.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
I

Look out for the LittleModok:
Henry,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
was, I wasn't gonna

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I didn't,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
tell you about it when

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there

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
we

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was

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
were,

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no way home.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
there's no way home, I thought I'd never see it. I wasn't gonna tell you about it. I wasn't

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Mama

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
gonna tell

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had

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
you about

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needs.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
it in the regular realm. But in the quantum realm, shit gets crazy. There are no rules.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Hahaha!

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His name was Kryler Dong back then.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Oh god.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
His name was Kryla Dong back then. And I don't have to tell you why. It's because of his dong.

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You know?

It's Cool, he's my dad:
It was huge.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
We may

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Ha

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
be microscopic,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
ha.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
but that thing

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But

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
ain't.

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not his dog!

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Yeah.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
But that thing ain't.

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That thing won't. That thing was swaying, Henry! Anyways.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Second.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Never felt like that before in my life. Man's never touched me like that. Oh, sorry, Hank. Never been

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Also,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
touched like that in my life.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
also Kang.

Look out for the LittleModok:
Kang had wang too,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Kang.

Look out for the LittleModok:
Henry.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Speaking of Kang's wang,

It's Cool, he's my dad:
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Oh, it's...

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
that guy could sling.

Look out for the LittleModok:
That was a thang-a-lang-a-lang, Henry. Oh.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Kang's wang

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
They

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
is

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
call

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
a thang.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
it...

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
That's all I'm going to say.

Look out for the LittleModok:
Oh man.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
And then she a little bit about the whole Kang murder plot tried

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Yeah,

It's Cool, he's my dad:
to

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
yeah,

It's Cool, he's my dad:
escape

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
a little bit

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Right.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
blah

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
of that. But let me tell you about Lightbulb Head. Now that guy, speaking of his head,

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Mm-hmm.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
it's more than a light bulb down there. Let me just say.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Light bulb for a head and a light bulb for a dick if you

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Mm-hmm,

It's Cool, he's my dad:
know

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
mm-hmm,

It's Cool, he's my dad:
what I'm saying.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
mm-hmm.

Look out for the LittleModok:
Shakao!

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Now let me tell

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Do

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
you

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do

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
about that

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do.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
But

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
VEB guy.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
VAB, I was gonna go there.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Hehehehe

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Let me tell you a thing.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
He doesn't, he doesn't have any holes, but does he know how to stuff them? Ooh

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Oh,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
boy. Ha ha ha.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Hell!

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
did you drink

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That

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
his

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boy

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
ooze?

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was

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Did you drink his

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that

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
ooze?

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boy

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Because I didn't want

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did

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
to drink

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you

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
that ooze.

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listen when you see that just take a shot that boy will keep you wet for days

It's Cool, he's my dad:
All

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Oh

It's Cool, he's my dad:
I'm saying

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
God.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
is that sometimes you drink the Veb and sometimes Veb drinks you.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Sometimes

It's Cool, he's my dad:
That's all I'm saying.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
I drink something.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Oh my god!

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
That thing.

Look out for the LittleModok:
Ooh, it

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
So,

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was a very free time, Henry.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
so

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Very

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
is that...

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free

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
It was like

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time.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
the 60s

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
So

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
in the quantum realm.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
do you think... Do you think that's why she kept it quiet? She's like there is way too

Look out for the LittleModok:
Yay!

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
many... too

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Yeah,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
many skeletons in this

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
for

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
realm.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
sure.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
She's trying to duck all the dudes in Chick-Sheet

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Yeah,

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Bang.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
yeah.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
yeah, yeah. Like oh no,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
When she first

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
I thought

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
goes

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
I was

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
back,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
never gonna come back.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
did you see anybody in the quantum realm? No, see anybody? There was

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
There

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
there

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
was

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
was

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
nobody

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
nobody

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
there!

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
to see.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
It was empty!

Look out for the LittleModok:
There was nobody to see, there was

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Not

Look out for the LittleModok:
too much

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
a

Look out for the LittleModok:
fucking!

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
not a

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Hahaha!

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
single thing. I didn't see a single dong. I mean,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
It

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
I didn't

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
was,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
see a single person.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
it was

Look out for the LittleModok:
That

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
just,

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plant,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
it was just

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we

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
rocks,

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had relations.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
I promise you, rocks, rocks.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
It was just rocks and nothing.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
And

Look out for the LittleModok:
And rock hard!

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
nothing.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
But you were down there for 30

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Thank,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
years.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
thank

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
How

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
you

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
are

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
for going.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
you sane?

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Uh, well,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
I kept busy. What'd you

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
rocks

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
do? Kang's

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
can keep

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Wang?

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
you sane.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
You say Kang's Wang?

Look out for the LittleModok:
Yeah

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Hehehe

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
That thing?

Look out for the LittleModok:
pictures I drew I drew I drew so I had to use some of the fabric from the inside of my of my suit to just you know express some of my deepest innermost thoughts but uh

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Also to clean up.

Look out for the LittleModok:
you know it's very absorbent our suits

It's Cool, he's my dad:
To be fair, even the ships you had to drive had penises. So I think this all

Look out for the LittleModok:
They were

It's Cool, he's my dad:
flows

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giver

It's Cool, he's my dad:
quite

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and receivers.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
well.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Oh,

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They're

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
we

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just

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
counting

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like...

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
the ships too? Oh man,

It's Cool, he's my dad:
I mean,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Hahaha!

It's Cool, he's my dad:
I mean, what

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
my

It's Cool, he's my dad:
did

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
number

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Hank

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
just

It's Cool, he's my dad:
do

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
doubled.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
show up show up and just double banged a ship?

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Finger blasted the ships.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
fist blasted

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
He

It's Cool, he's my dad:
and fisted

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
double

It's Cool, he's my dad:
the ships

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
fist blasted

It's Cool, he's my dad:
double

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
the ship

It's Cool, he's my dad:
fisted the ships

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
You

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
just lost your quantum card.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Welcome

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
he was

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
to the club.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
out

It's Cool, he's my dad:
I'm

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
he

It's Cool, he's my dad:
going

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
was

It's Cool, he's my dad:
to go to bed.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
And

Look out for the LittleModok:
More

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
the

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like

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
roll

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punched it!

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
he

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Yeah.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
lost

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Yeah,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
the

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
but

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Rolex

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
you didn't even punch

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
in there,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
the...

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
too He was

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
So...

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
up in his up in his up to his elbows and ship

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
So that

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Jesus

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
answers your question, Matt. That's why she didn't tell him before going

It's Cool, he's my dad:
She held

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
down.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
out because if she told right away, then he would learn about all the people he bagged.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Yeah, well, first she...

It's Cool, he's my dad:
This way she kept it to one.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Yeah, firstly, she'd be like, oh, you were stuck down here alone with a man for like 20 years

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
She

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
and

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
was

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
his

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
like,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
name

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
our

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
was Kang's

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
man?

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Wang?

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Our man? Not our man. What are you saying?

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Not A-Man?

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Not

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Yeah.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
just the one? What?

Look out for the LittleModok:
A specimen of a man, a conqueror in

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Yeah.

Look out for the LittleModok:
the bedroom, you might say.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
So, so

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Hahaha

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
she actually wanted to stay away from that. And then once she was down there, she was like, I'm not going to, hopefully we can get out of here without like introducing any of them.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
I'll,

It's Cool, he's my dad:
She's like, she's

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
I'll

It's Cool, he's my dad:
like,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
play

It's Cool, he's my dad:
fuck,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
it cool.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
okay, we got to talk to Juan, but hopefully he'll be cool.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Yeah, hopefully he'll be cool.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
And he wasn't.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
hopefully

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
And he was,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Bill

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
he

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Murray

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
wasn't.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
won't mention that he banged me in front of my husband.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Yeah,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
And then like

It's Cool, he's my dad:
he was

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
literally

It's Cool, he's my dad:
polite

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
that's the

It's Cool, he's my dad:
about

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
that's

It's Cool, he's my dad:
it.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
how they find out she was banging because

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah?

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
he starts talking about it. And then they're like, Oh, looks like you had a, uh, some experiences down here. And she's like, I gotta tell you about Kang's way.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Hahaha!

It's Cool, he's my dad:
So it's really just the one time she's, okay, I get it, no, that makes sense. That's a good reason to not say anything. So I just wanna check here. Are you, are we basically saying that Cassie doesn't tell her dad about stuff because,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Uh oh.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
um, wink, nudge, nudge.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Hehehehehe

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah, probably.

Look out for the LittleModok:
Wait,

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Alright.

Look out for the LittleModok:
what?

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Damn

It's Cool, he's my dad:
What?

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
it, Kathy, you're only here 30 seconds before me.

Look out for the LittleModok:
Talking about the Cassie Veb scene?

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Vabgets

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
around.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
That's all we're gonna say on

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Clearly,

It's Cool, he's my dad:
that topic.

Look out for the LittleModok:
That was

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
all

Look out for the LittleModok:
quick.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
the way up to the bar.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Anyways,

Look out for the LittleModok:
The low

It's Cool, he's my dad:
that's

Look out for the LittleModok:
bar.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
his

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yep.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
cousin. That was his cousin. We're not talking about that. Um, okay,

Look out for the LittleModok:
Okay.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
so I think we've tackled some of the bigger plot questions, conundrums, holes, if you will.

Look out for the LittleModok:
Hmm.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
annoyances.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
I think we just... there's... yeah, contravences, wasted of times. But there are some probably just... just little questions I think we need to answer

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
that went on in the movie.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
I mean everything was little in that movie,

It's Cool, he's my dad:
I think

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
we're,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
but yes

It's Cool, he's my dad:
yeah, it's the quantum realm. I think we're past it now. My first question I think I just wanna know about is Scott is very perturbed with the idea that Kang lied to him. For some reason he goes off on a rant about Kang's word as his

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Oh

It's Cool, he's my dad:
bond,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
yeah,

It's Cool, he's my dad:
which,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
our word is our-

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Our word is our bond, dear!

It's Cool, he's my dad:
I don't know how it

Look out for the LittleModok:
Very,

It's Cool, he's my dad:
got there.

Look out for the LittleModok:
very weird scripting.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
But I just wanna know that if, in this scenario, if Kang had have been like, When he's like, hey, where's my daughter? He's like, oh, she's right over here. And she just shows up. Which, Scott has just given Kang the time dilation thing and been like, all right, well thank you, good deal. I'll see you later. Good luck for destroying the universe.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Uh, it seems like it

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
mean, they had a deal.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
a little bit. His word is his bond, Matt.

Look out for the LittleModok:
You know, that would have been mega interesting because then that would have brought, that would have given us a pathway for Cassie to once again remind Scott of his responsibilities. But like, and there's a sub thing that I wanna touch on, but anyway, she could have reminded him, dude, like, this doesn't feel, this isn't right, you shouldn't have done it. And then the plane lands and Michelle Pfeiffer, or sorry, Janet comes down, what did you do? And then like. then perhaps the third act or second third act is that is like Scott, whoa, the ramifications and then I got to try and thwart his armada. That would have been interesting.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
There will be no time for him to think of ramifications because Kang would have fucked off of there if he had the thing

Look out for the LittleModok:
I suppose, but then it would

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
But then you just throw

Look out for the LittleModok:
have

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
in a

Look out for the LittleModok:
turned

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
line

Look out for the LittleModok:
it to a chase.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
you just throw into a line like oh It's gonna take 15 minutes to power up my ship, you know, and that's their window to stop them easy

Look out for the LittleModok:
Or maybe

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Oh

Look out for the LittleModok:
he

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
god.

Look out for the LittleModok:
still gets through, he still gets through or gets out, but not that close to Earth yet. Like then creating like that buffer of four more Marvel movies, however long that's gonna take. It's gonna take him five years. Like he's like, he's not at Earth, but he's just outside the Milky Way and he's

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Actually,

Look out for the LittleModok:
hampered.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
that's actually a good idea. It would've been cool if he did get out and the final act is them on Earth having to send him back.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
They did not have time for that in this movie.

Look out for the LittleModok:
If there was no Modoc,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Oh

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they

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
God.

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could have worked

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
So,

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on a

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
so

Look out for the LittleModok:
lot of

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
what

Look out for the LittleModok:
stuff.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
you're saying is, is this was a completely different movie

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
No,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
that would

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
no,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
have worked.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
you take out a couple really stupid scenes. I mean, there's so many scenes you can remove.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yes.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
And.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
You're just, yeah, you're just trying to smooth out Scott's character a bit. Like, either you say that he actually cares or you don't have him say something ridiculous, like our word is our bond.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
I,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Our word is

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
yeah.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
our butt! I laughed so hard at that scene. It's like,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah. For the wrong reasons,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
he's

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
but

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
been

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
yeah.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
murdering

Look out for the LittleModok:
day.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
people. I mean, that's not...

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Scott doesn't know that though.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Yes, he

Look out for the LittleModok:
Doesn't...

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
does.

Look out for the LittleModok:
I don't think he... He doesn't know everything about... He doesn't

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Not

It's Cool, he's my dad:
No,

Look out for the LittleModok:
know

It's Cool, he's my dad:
but...

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everything

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
everything,

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that

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
but

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Janet

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
come

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knows.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
on, come on. Look at what, you know, how he was holding his daughter hostage. Nobody good does that.

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And that's the thing that he, I thought

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
So

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he

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
like,

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was good,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
it's like,

Look out for the LittleModok:
but anyways.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
you know, what are you gonna do? You're gonna escape from here, okay. I think Matt, to answer your question, I think he would have just given him the thing if he kept his bond that his word was. We just gotta go, yeah, okay, see you later.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Alright, that's it, that's all I wanted to know.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yep.

Look out for the LittleModok:
with like a back door to like, muck things up afterwards. Oh,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
I think you're giving

Look out for the LittleModok:
that would

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
him

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have been

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
a lot

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a hope.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
of credit.

Look out for the LittleModok:
I think, and I think he deserves that credit because...

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
He's an Avenger.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Nice, very nice.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Just for the record, these should be quick answers, not like a long-term diatribe. Somebody else go.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
just giving five seconds yeah I'm gonna count So what I wanna know, and it was one of the few parts that actually made me laugh out loud was when Hank Pym recognizes the broccoli man. And he's like, holy shit, that guy looks like a broccoli. And I was like, afterwards, what does that man eat? What does broccoli man eat? This is what kept me up at night.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Mm-hmm. Taco

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Zee...

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Bell.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Wha...

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
done.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Okay, show

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Moving

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
your

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
on.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
work.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Moving on.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
No, show your work!

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
No,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Now

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
no,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
I wanna

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
we're

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
know

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
done.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
why Taco Bell!

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Cause it's not real food. It's not human food. It's not fit for human consumption.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Okay,

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Probably fit for a broccoli

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
okay. I

It's Cool, he's my dad:
consumption.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
was gonna suggest he eats humans, but...

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Wow, that's just,

Look out for the LittleModok:
Oh,

It's Cool, he's my dad:
you're

Look out for the LittleModok:
but

It's Cool, he's my dad:
just

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then

It's Cool, he's my dad:
being lazy.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
But it isn't

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aren't

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
saying...

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humans

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Oh

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rare?

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
yeah, I am the lazy one!

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
But isn't saying he eats Taco Bell saying he eats humans?

It's Cool, he's my dad:
No, I mean no one's sure what kind of meat it is, so you don't

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
This

It's Cool, he's my dad:
know.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
is true. Yeah.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
It's mystery.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Okay. This is just something

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
That's

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
I wondered.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
the peel.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
What was broccoli man eat cauliflower? I don't know.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Did anybody see, sorry, Guardians of the Galaxy?

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
No.

Look out for the LittleModok:
No.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
There is a scene in that movie where he says, that guy looks

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Broccoli

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
like a carrot.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
man is there?

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
No, they say that guy looks like a carrot

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Oh.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
and there's a guy that looks like a carrot. It's like the same joke. It's just weird

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Oh

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
that,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
shit, really?

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
if I had a nickel for every time someone got mistaken for a vegetable in a Marvel

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Like,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
film,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
protus?

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
I'd have two nickels, which isn't

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Yep.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
It's

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
It's,

It's Cool, he's my dad:
somewhere. It's

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
yeah.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
something good.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Anyway.

Look out for the LittleModok:
James Gunn Effect.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Did anybody else wonder why Luis wasn't on this trip?

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah?

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Where is Luis?

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Where is Luis?

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Is he safe? Is he all right?

Look out for the LittleModok:
Somebody

It's Cool, he's my dad:
I assume

Look out for the LittleModok:
call the man.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
he was safe. What do you think he was doing?

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
He probably was out with his wife on a mission and they went over to another house and then they saw his cousin and his cousin was like, hey, you want to go down to the house and buy some boats? And then we went and bought some boats and then we went down to another street. Sorry, I tried to do that bit that he does in case you didn't

Look out for the LittleModok:
Yeah.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Yeah,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
take it.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
please don't.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah.

Look out for the LittleModok:
We appreciate it.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
What

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Why

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
was

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not

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
he

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bring

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
doing?

Look out for the LittleModok:
him

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
What

Look out for the LittleModok:
back?

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
could he have been doing that he wasn't involved in this at all? I mean, he couldn't have been because he couldn't have gone to the quantum realm, but...

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
I just don't know why they didn't just be like have him over when she was showing

Look out for the LittleModok:
Right,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
the thing and just have him

Look out for the LittleModok:
for

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
along

Look out for the LittleModok:
dinner.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
because he is

Look out for the LittleModok:
Mm-hmm.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
like the heart and soul of these movies.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
So,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Like Shav Modakov, let have him

It's Cool, he's my dad:
yeah.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
be there

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Yeah, it's just so

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
somehow.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
great to have him because he'd be like such a fish out of water and it would make like he would be the character who's like who would be like Yo, that guy's a fucking that guy's a broccoli, you know, like it would be hilarious

Look out for the LittleModok:
Mm-hmm.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
because

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
it's him

Look out for the LittleModok:
He cuts tension really, really

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Yeah

Look out for the LittleModok:
well.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
He would have been the great representation of the audience, right? Because

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Yeah.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
there's no one in the heroes that was the audience representation experienced in the Quantum Realm, which is kind of a big miss when you consider how fucked up the Quantum Relevance.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Yeah. So it's a huge, huge mistake. I if you're asking for my answer, I think he was probably running their security business because somebody's got to.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
True,

Look out for the LittleModok:
Hmm

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
true.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
It's not Scott, he's just walking around town,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Scott's

It's Cool, he's my dad:
hanging

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
just

It's Cool, he's my dad:
out with Baskin Robbins.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
fucking

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
writing books and doing his thing.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
getting mistaken for a Spider-Man.

Look out for the LittleModok:
Not getting any respect from his daughter all this time. Give him shit about his so-called responsibilities.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Yeah, jeez, what a bitch. Moving on.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Pffft

Look out for the LittleModok:
Hahaha!

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Hey, our boy, Veb, finally

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Thanks for watching!

It's Cool, he's my dad:
gets to experience his dream

Look out for the LittleModok:
Speak on it.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
of having holes.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Hahaha!

Look out for the LittleModok:
Yeah.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
And there are many questions here. How can Veb suck up somebody when he has a hole but he never had a hole? But, you know, that's fine. It's just plot. What I really wanna know is, do holes count if they... go all the way through or don't go all the way through you.

Look out for the LittleModok:
I love how sexy this question sounds. Real talk.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Hahaha!

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Yeah.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
We should bring

Look out for the LittleModok:
do

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
in Kang's Wang to talk on this one. That

Look out for the LittleModok:
KANG!

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Good luck.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
thing knows holes.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Cause like if the hole goes all the way through you...

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
It's just

Look out for the LittleModok:
Yeah.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
a one hole.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
That's one hole.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
That's

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
one hole.

Look out for the LittleModok:
And how did it get there? And like, what happens the longer it's there?

It's Cool, he's my dad:
I mean he got shot a bunch.

Look out for the LittleModok:
Usually that's dead, but Veb is not dead. Veb didn't die.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Right, yeah.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Vivtab, baby.

Look out for the LittleModok:
Veb sucked everybody out.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
God damn it. Can we get this show out of the gutter for one second?

It's Cool, he's my dad:
I highly

Look out for the LittleModok:
Listen,

It's Cool, he's my dad:
doubt it.

Look out for the LittleModok:
VEB SUCKS PEOPLE!

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah, and

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Off

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
he was...

It's Cool, he's my dad:
their feet. You could just finish the

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
off

It's Cool, he's my dad:
sentence

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
their

It's Cool, he's my dad:
and they wouldn't

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
feet.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
be

Look out for the LittleModok:
off their

It's Cool, he's my dad:
so

Look out for the LittleModok:
feet.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
dirty. Yeah. But no, but I'm really curious because like, that wanted he was talking about holes and he asked Scott how many holes he had and Scott, well, actually, um, Scott didn't answer.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Cheated.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Cheaty answered.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah, I don't remember

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Cheaty,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
his

It's Cool, he's my dad:
AKA,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
name too.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
hey,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Quaz?

It's Cool, he's my dad:
quads,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Quaz, yeah.

Look out for the LittleModok:
Shouts

It's Cool, he's my dad:
quads

Look out for the LittleModok:
to

It's Cool, he's my dad:
or

Look out for the LittleModok:
Quaz.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
quads.

Look out for the LittleModok:
Yeah.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
He answered for them. Yes, it was seven cause Scott was thinking that. Um, but, but like, What is the definition of a hole? I really want to answer this question because that had, cause he had many holes and he turned into one hole.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
The

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
She

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
better

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
did,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
question is,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
yeah.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
at what point does a bowl become a hole?

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Right, like how deep do you have to go to make a hole?

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Uh, not deep I would say.

Look out for the LittleModok:
depends on,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Do-

Look out for the LittleModok:
like...

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Like, do your eyes count as eye- like eye holes?

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Based on Scott, yes Scott's answer was yes, he was seven. And if you do the math,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
No, that's

It's Cool, he's my dad:
you

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
not

It's Cool, he's my dad:
can

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
including

It's Cool, he's my dad:
figure out.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
eyes.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
No.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah, no,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Ear ear nostril

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
I don't know. So nostril,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
mouth

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
mouth,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
penis

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
ass.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
ass.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah, that's

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Okay,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
seven. Yeah, that's what

It's Cool, he's my dad:
see

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
I

It's Cool, he's my dad:
your

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
thought

It's Cool, he's my dad:
eyes.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
too.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
so they didn't count eye holes.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Okay.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Oh, even though

It's Cool, he's my dad:
So,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
they are, but...

It's Cool, he's my dad:
nope.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
What

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
but

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
do you mean, nope?

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
so

It's Cool, he's my dad:
I

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
if

It's Cool, he's my dad:
don't

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
a

It's Cool, he's my dad:
know.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
hole is filled and all of a sudden it's not a hole anymore? If

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
my

It's Cool, he's my dad:
I mean,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
mouth

It's Cool, he's my dad:
technically.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
is filled with Play-Doh, is that no longer a hole?

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Like right now?

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Like,

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Yeah.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
does that

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
out

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
mean it's not a hole? It's a filled

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Yes.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
hole?

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Correct.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
That's not correct,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
What if your

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
but

Look out for the LittleModok:
you

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
ears...

Look out for the LittleModok:
can

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
anyway.

Look out for the LittleModok:
still put things in holes.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Yeah.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Now if it's full of something.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
No, then it's a hole filled with something.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah.

Look out for the LittleModok:
It's a temporary

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
It's...

Look out for the LittleModok:
obstruction.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
it's still a

Look out for the LittleModok:
The

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
hole.

Look out for the LittleModok:
hole's still there.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
If I dig a hole in the ground

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yes.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
and then cover it over with dirt...

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
then you're

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
No.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
covering it with ground, it's not a hole anymore,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
No,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
but

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
then

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
if

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
you're

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
you put

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
still,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
water

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
then you're closed.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
in it,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Then it's

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
then...

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
a hole full with water.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Exactly.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
It's literally

It's Cool, he's my dad:
It's not a...

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
a water hole.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Sorry, why can't it be a hole filled with dirt? Why

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Because if it's filled with the same substance, then it's just no longer a hole.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
is

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Because...

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it...

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Yeah...

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then it's not.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
It's just...

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If you make

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If a tree

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a

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
..

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whole...

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falls in the woods, does Kang's wang penetrate and bring you to new levels of satisfaction?

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Jesus.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
That is what we need to know!

It's Cool, he's my dad:
That's...

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Okay.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
alright.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
So Matt you're wrong, and the movie's wrong, it's nine. If you include your

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah,

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Okay.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
eye holes.

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I agree it's nine. Or I'll go I would accept eight if you consider mouth to asshole just one hole because he connects.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
What about your pores? This is the micro realm, aren't they

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Oh,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
microscopic

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Oh

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that's

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shit!

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true.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
holes?

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That's true. You have infinite holes.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Infinite holes.

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It's very holy. Put some respect on.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Matt's dream.

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Hahahaha!

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
I don't know why I said Matt, but it's Matt. Cause

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I'm glad you did!

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Matt's the most straight face.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
I don't

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It was his question.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
know. That's my fault for asking the question.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
You always tell

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Next question.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
me.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
I don't, I wanna be here anymore.

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Yeah

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Why? Why was Hank Pym in this movie?

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
That's

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Star

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
a good question.

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power.

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I can tell you why because when

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Uh oh.

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Janet when Janet was thinking of ideas for her red table episode she knew she needed to air some of that dirty laundry out in order for Hank to be embarrassed on camera

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Okay,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
I think

It's Cool, he's my dad:
great.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
they should have had taken

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So,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
out of

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That's a Will

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Hank.

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Smith, Jada Pinkett

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
wait,

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joke.

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are you saying that Janet Van Dyne wrote this movie? I'll believe it given how bad the plot is, but is that what you're saying?

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She probably executive produced it. Janet.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
I think that they should have gotten rid of Hank and put in Louise.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Agreed.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Great.

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I'd be okay with

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Or,

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that.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
That's fine.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
you know what they should have done? They should have killed- they should have had Kang kill Hank. Just...

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Oh

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
have

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shit.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Kang do something.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Um, also an option. Next question. Why is Janet in this movie?

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
the

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I mean

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Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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somebody has to take all that Wang and Dong

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Yeah.

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That's

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Oh my god!

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that's no that's already been took

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
That's,

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we're

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Yeah

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that's, we're way past

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It's

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
that.

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been took? Hahaha

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Yeah.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
The wang, the wang has been took.

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The wang has been wanged and

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The

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the dong

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wang

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has

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has

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been donged.

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clanged.

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Oh god

It's Cool, he's my dad:
you want to go with.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Um, I mean Janet makes a little bit more sense than

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
She was there.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Hank Pym. Yeah,

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Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
because

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years.

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she she's been there

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Yeah, she's more, but I would rather they got rid of Janet and had Louise there instead.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Excellent point. Why is Hope Van Dyne in this movie?

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
That is a good question.

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Very good question.

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Yeah.

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Mother daughter dynamic progression.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
I mean

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And like.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
she saved him at the end. She sacrificed everything to go back for him.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
And then didn't.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
And she also was grossed out by her parents talking about sex. So that

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Yeah, that

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was

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
was

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important.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
hilarious.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah.

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and surprise that a broccoli man trying to pick her up at the bar.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Oh yeah.

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I was

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
And

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
pretty funny though

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
I also, I would rather she wasn't in it and Louise was in her spot instead.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Nice.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah,

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Okay.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
why was Scott Lang?

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Hmm

It's Cool, he's my dad:
I don't know. I think,

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The-

It's Cool, he's my dad:
I think.

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the- let me just say real quick, but if you remove Scott then we're left with Cassie. Please don't do

It's Cool, he's my dad:
No

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that.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
no no, I have a solution for this.

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Okay,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Mmm.

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please.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Cassie and Scott Lang stay home. Luis goes instead.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
I- LET HIM

It's Cool, he's my dad:
With

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
COOK!

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Hank

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Heh!

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Hahaha!

It's Cool, he's my dad:
and Janet. It's still an Ant-Man movie because Hank is the original Ant-Man.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yes,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Mmm.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
and Janet is the original Wasp, so that works.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Right?

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
And then

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
we can have a scene where he goes to the probability storm

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
and we get

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I

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
thousands

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replicate.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
of Luises.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah, exactly.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
And then we and then we have a movie and

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I

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
then

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think

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
we

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Wow.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
have a.

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we were all heading there because

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Across

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
that would have been the

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
the Louise verse.

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Mmm.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
best scene in the movie.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
that I...

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Yes, and then the end stinger, it's not a bunch of Kangs. It's a

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
It's

It's Cool, he's my dad:
bunch

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a bunch

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of

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
of Louises.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Luises.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
You know,

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Hehehehehehe

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
just when I think you've lost me, you totally redeem yourself! Louise

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
The

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
the Conqueror has

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
gearing,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
a ring to it.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
does.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
yeah I was

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OOF

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
gonna say the Luises were gearing up to face Kang as the only chance that the multiverse has of

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Right.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
saving

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Wow.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
themselves.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
No,

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Problem solved.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Louise just is Kang. And that one Kang

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Oh.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
was like one of the weird diversions. But when it goes to the Coliseum, they're all just Louises.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
It's, no I got this, I got

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
and they're

It's Cool, he's my dad:
this, I

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
having

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can wrap

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
like

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it

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
a

It's Cool, he's my dad:
back

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
cookout.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
to Marvel. It was a Skrull

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Mmm.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
playing Jonathan Majors as Kang when in actuality

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Mm-hmm

It's Cool, he's my dad:
all the Kangs look like Luis.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Yes.

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saving us saving us

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
And all the scrolls

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
I

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saving

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
hate it,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
true

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us

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
thanks.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
form is Luis.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
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Hahaha!

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I thought you were gonna say all the squirrels in true form were Dane Cook, but okay.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
No, no, no.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
No, no, that's crazy.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
That's a nightmare.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
That's

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Hahaha!

Look out for the LittleModok:
Exactly.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
That's hell on earth.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
just

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Do you

It's Cool, he's my dad:
not.

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see

It's Cool, he's my dad:
All

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how

It's Cool, he's my dad:
right.

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that works?

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Let's wrap this up. We're done. We've created the LUIS first. We're good. All I want from you guys, we just got to do one final piece of business. We need to rank this movie. We need to put it on the board. Our ranking system of the tier system, standard tier system, S is the highest. You can use After that, you can use A, B, C, D, E, F. Some people have already started going further than that, but that's their choice.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
and for Morbius.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Well, okay, thank you. Spencer, since you spoke, why don't you give us your ranking for this one?

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
I would give this movie, uh, A, B, C, D, E, uh, probably around, uh, E? For eh.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Hehehe

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Cuz

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ECH

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
cuz

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MAN

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
yeah, and that's exactly

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Nice.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
because this movie was and it was very forgettable and It felt like a fever dream on a blue screen or green screen, whatever they use now. Anyways

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Yeah.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
e4e

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Nice. Okay. Chris.

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That's my rating.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
I knew he was going to say that. What letter corresponds to the deep

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Sound

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
sigh?

It's Cool, he's my dad:
like an A.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Yes,

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It

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
it

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wasn't.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
It...

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
did sound like

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That's,

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It

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
an

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that's,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
did.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
A.

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an A was more like, ah,

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Okay.

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but this was like a, ah. And so the letter that corresponds

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
H.

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that, no, it's D for the amount of dong that Janet consumed in that 30 years,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
I see

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which

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
you.

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was better than this movie. So I had to respect her agency and freedom to choose all that dong. I'm gonna leave it there.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
T for Dong.

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See you for dawn.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
uh... mccain the cn follow up that

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Can I? I don't know if I can.

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You could use the same one.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
It would have been D for disappointment.

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You could do K for Kangway.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
No, I can't. But the

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
You can do

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Ant

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
D for

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X

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Dane

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Machina,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Cook.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
the Ant X Machina drops it to E because I'm not gonna make a pun with this. Just fuck this movie.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
E for ants.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
I

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Yep.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
hate

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ants

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
it.

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the ants like lord the

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
and

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Oh, the ants from Lord of the Rings.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Yeah

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah, okay. Let it go. E for ants.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
tracks.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Done.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Yeah, that makes sense.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
And

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What did

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Matt,

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you do?

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
what is your rating?

It's Cool, he's my dad:
E for...

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Yeah, you can't steal my A.

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Hehehe

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
They kinda added

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Oh, I'm

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
a

It's Cool, he's my dad:
sorry.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
little

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Okay.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
bit of an A to it.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Yeah, I was less excited than you. Okay, fine. E for

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Ants.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
every Marvel movie from here on out is probably gonna be bad.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Okay, it's probably

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Been a bad

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
true.

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year for movies too, but you know.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Like, real quick, is there any Marvel movie you're excited for? At all? Even the slightest.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
No.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
That's that's

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Um

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What's

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
scary.

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the... Blade.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Blade. I was gonna

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah,

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
say blade.

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okay blade. Okay.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
I was

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Okay

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
gonna say

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Mahershala

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
blade to

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Ali.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
You think they're gonna bring wesley snipes as the mentor or something?

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as Whistler.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Yo, I actually don't hate that.

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I pay my taxes now.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
That's his catchphrase!

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Payo taxes?

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
That's as bad

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That could

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
as

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work.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
he's mentoring him. Stab him in the

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Yes.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
heart. Make sure they turn to ash before you walk away. Pay

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and

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
your

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collect

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
taxes.

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the receipt.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Pay taxes.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Hahaha!

Look out for the LittleModok:
You know,

It's Cool, he's my dad:
And

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do you

It's Cool, he's my dad:
always

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know?

It's Cool, he's my dad:
bet on block.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
And always better buy.

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That's right.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
And never, ever try to ice skate uphill.

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Some motherfuckers just don't get it.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Yeah.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Alright, well, thank you for that. Um, there, quantum mania, we did. So you probably shouldn't

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Yep,

It's Cool, he's my dad:
ever.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
that's

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Sadly,

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Hahaha!

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
fair.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
You have better

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I

It's Cool, he's my dad:
things

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was

It's Cool, he's my dad:
to do with your time.

Look out for the LittleModok:
yeah, I was hoping for it

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Uh, yeah. So thank you for joining us next time. Oh, sorry. Social is first. We have an email address. If you have questions for us about this movie or about future movies, you can definitely hit us up. It's the name of the podcast. That's all it is. It is popcorn and plot holes at gmail.com. Please feel free to hit us up and ask us any questions, make any comments, suggestions, uh, suggest maybe less dong talk, more dong talk

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Hahaha!

It's Cool, he's my dad:
up to you really.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
More Dane Cook talk.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
more Dane Talks.

Look out for the LittleModok:
Mordain, Mordain Donk- Don't do that.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
If you want the Dan Cook podcast, let us know.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
That's what the people have been asking

Look out for the LittleModok:
Don't

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
for.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
We...

Look out for the LittleModok:
let us know.

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
It... No... You can let us know it's not gonna happen, but you can let us know.

Look out for the LittleModok:
B-BURP!

It's Cool, he's my dad:
I mean...

Look out for the LittleModok:
Bury those emails! Like, stop sending them my way.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
Yeah, we should not do that. And our movie for next week is gonna be They Cloned Tyrone. So

Look out for the LittleModok:
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

It's Cool, he's my dad:
it's on Netflix. It is available now. It just came out. So feel free to watch ahead of us. And hopefully it'll be better than this was.

Look out for the LittleModok:
It'll be interesting.

It's Cool, he's my dad:
We'll see you next time.

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Thanks

Look out for the LittleModok:
Bye!

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
guys!

Mechanised Organism Designed Only for Cringing:
Bye!

Ant man and the Whaaa!?:
Bye guys!