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The Noon Hour Of Madness & Mayhem can be heard live on KBEAR 101 weekdays at 12pm MST. Viktor and Peaches talk about a wide variety of topics depending on the day and you never know what to expect!
Speaker 1: The noon hour of Madness Mam the Podcast.
Speaker 2: Welcome to Wednesday, Peaches. Yay. Is it Wednesday? Sadly. Feels like it should be Friday to me. It is Wednesday. Yeah, this week.
Speaker 1: I've been going on It is Wednesday, my dudes.
Speaker 2: My duds. It's Wednesday.
Speaker 1: I've been digging deep into those old Vine references for Z103. Yeah. Having to listen to Country Boy. I love you. Z103.
Speaker 2: I don't even remember that. Mr. Postman. What are you going back to 1960? Mr. Postman. What?
Speaker 1: You don't know that classic clip. You're too old. Yeah, no. Vine. You're too busy entertaining those old listeners that like Led Zeppelin. Yeah, dude. Disgusting.
Speaker 2: I come from the good times before Vine. Oh, yeah, you're that guy. Yeah. He sounded like my Uncle Sonny. I remember when the Vine.
Speaker 1: Back when the 60s and 70s had the best music. Now it's all this mumble rap. I don't know what a juice world is.
Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, dude. You know, back in the day, Peaches. Those were the days. Not really. Yeah. There was some good music back in the day, but pretty much everything is. Okay, I shouldn't say pretty much everything. We got problems. But we've got enough good that I think it offsets it. We're living in the best times. Even if it can be an aggravation.
Speaker 1: I would like to see that boomer that requested Led Zeppelin in a Waymo car. I Trying to navigate that thing.
Speaker 2: Some of Some of the accidents I've seen involving Waymo's recently. I'm like, yeah. Maybe I'll wait a little bit longer on that technology. Mm-hmm. Yeah, we we don't have those around here yet, as far as I'm aware.
Speaker 1: Uh no, but could you imagine the uh the outcry?
Speaker 2: Oh, for sure. Marshall, automatic vehicle around town. Remember when the scooters started showing up?
Speaker 1: And then one guy was throwing them in the river and got arrested. What a moron. I'm taking a stance against these electronic scooters. Back in my day, we had to kick it with our foot.
Speaker 2: That's right. I don't like electric bicycles either. I want a pedal. You want to get yourself a motorized bike. You get yourself a hog.
Speaker 1: My dad sounded so old recently. He was like, my yeah, Nancy, our neck my parents' next door neighbor, got this brand new car. It has too many gadgets and gizmos. I'm like, Dad, why are you using those words? Gadgets and gizmos. That does sound old. I just want my classic steering wheel and pedals and a good old-fashioned radio.
Speaker 2: I don't even like air conditioning in my vehicles. Too new.
Speaker 1: You can tell my parents' neighbors have too much money when uh uh I think her husband or her yeah, her husband passed away, and so her kids were like, come on, mom, let's go get a brand new car for you. And then she got herself a Lexus, and that's this huge tank of a vehicle. And Nancy's about like five foot nothing trying to drive this thing. She can barely see over the steering wheel. She needs the good old classic phone book. Oh.
Speaker 2: Oh. Don't see those anymore either. I missed the days of a phone book.
Speaker 1: I missed the days of being able to call my crush. Call the home phone number, have her dad pick up and tell him all the things I want to do.
Speaker 2: No, when I'm stalking people, I liked when I'd be able to look their address up in a book.
Speaker 1: They didn't have that ring doorbell. I could just go right outside their house with a pair of binoculars.
Speaker 2: Peek in those windows.
Speaker 1: Wash her eat dinner. Yeah, that's right. You munch in those mashed potatoes. That Salisbury steak. Oh!
Speaker 2: See, it was so much better back in the day.
Speaker 1: Sometimes her mom's beehive would get in the way. I'd tell her to duck. All right. Even when she had those good old-fashioned curlers in, I would totally just be head over heels for her. I'd start playing some Marvin Gay. Oh, on the phonograph.
Speaker 2: Was I even recording this break?
Speaker 1: Oh no, is this just a bonus?
Speaker 2: This might be this just might be a podcast bonus.
Speaker 2: This is a podcast bonus. Alright.
Speaker 1: Gotta love that. Speaking of old, I think. There he is. Josh Tyler.
Speaker 2: Well, look at him looking trying to look like Ice Cube.
Speaker 1: Have been Look at this guy. We're talking about how great it was to stalk people back in the day versus today when there's ring doorbell cameras in all these gadgets and gizmos, John. It's gotten so much harder.
Speaker 2: It is. Back in the day, you could look their name up in the phone book and just go to their house and peek in the window.
Speaker 1: Josh Reminisces of when radio was in its glory days with carts and Yeah, dude too much work to do in one little room.
Speaker 3: Well, too much work for sure, but uh there's there's something about being able to appreciate the analog of it all.
Speaker 2: Okay, get out of here. Why don't you go listen to a vinyl record? Yes.
Speaker 3: I have many in my listening room.
Speaker 2: I'm sure you do. A room with no TV, only my record players.
Speaker 1: I better reeks of just classic cigarettes in Josh's listening room.
Speaker 2: I just have a cigar. I do have cigars. I read Shakespeare. That's right. No, not Shakespeare.
Speaker 1: All the pages are all old and yellow.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: You ever smelled a good old book? You know, you know old books. I do. Yeah. Come on. Nice and musty.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're like a musty old book.
Speaker 2: It's probably packing some kind of mold spores that you're breathing in when you're like, I love the smell of old books that are just giving me lung disease.
Speaker 1: Delicious. That's why back in the day, dads died at 38. Exactly.
Speaker 2: Well, now we're officially beginning the noon hour of Madness M AM. I recommend you listen to the on-demand version of this show today because there's a bonus break at the beginning because we forgot to hit, or I forgot to hit record right now.
Speaker 1: There was that one day that uh we had Vessel from Sleep Token on the show. Uh huh. And that podcast is still getting the most downloads because people just see first ever interview with Bessel from Sleep Token. They immediately click.
Speaker 2: Well, Vessel, you would click on it yourself, right? Well, yeah. See? Of course he would. Yeah, And Tobias was kind of mad that my interview with him wasn't getting right click.
Speaker 1: I had I had someone I know go like, hey, maybe one day you got you guys should try to interview ghost. I'm like, we already have Victor's had Tobias on the show. There you go. Been there, done that. Game over. You know what? We we actually have a nameless ghoul right here in the studio. Uh yeah, we do. Um hold on.
Speaker 2: I was just gonna have silence come after that.
Speaker 2: I was looking for uh this ghoul. You're in the studio, right? Yes.
Speaker 1: Jade is the Hoochie Daddy's summer and your Hooters outfit the start of your transition. Yeah, sure.
Speaker 2: Do you want us to talk about that anymore, Jade? No. If Uh, if you haven't seen Jade in his Hooters outfit, it's on his social media page. Uh he uh the story is that back when he was on warp tour, he was at a um a Hooter's restaurant, and he asked the waitress if he could have her outfit, and she said they had to switch. So they switched, and then he wore it at all of like a week's worth of shows or something like that.
Speaker 1: I think Jay's the reason why they're getting G-streams banned from water parks.
Speaker 2: He would wear one for sure. I mean, uh walking around in those daisy dukes and yeah,
Speaker 1: first it's those, then it's the banana hammock.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think somebody's getting into that midlife crisis mode. Yeah, right there.
Speaker 1: Trying to show off uh too many parts.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, when you don't got parts, you know, when you're a skeleton, you just need
Speaker 1: to when you wear the booty shorts, you gotta have the booty. You can't just have bone sticky.
Speaker 2: No, you look like one of those sickly mannequins. Right. Like you see in the store, and you're like, this does isn't really showing off the clothes very well.
Speaker 1: This is not showing the modern body. This is just as somebody who's a who was a model back in 2005.
Speaker 2: Yeah, or even prior, back in the black death.
Speaker 1: When you can play uh the the xylophone on the ribs because they're sticking out. Yes.
Speaker 2: Oh, where's Jade's song? I don't have it handy.
Speaker 1: Oh, spooky, scary skeletons. Love that. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So how's Jade gonna be dressed at the Idaho Falls Community Hospital River Fest, presented by ICCU and River Bend Media Group? Oh boy.
Speaker 1: Jade, are you gonna show up wearing nothing but just like uh an American flag G string? Yes. Okay. Okay. There you go, everybody. Oh, Vessel, you too.
Speaker 3: Oh, Vessel, definitely, right? Vessel's on a different page, Peaches.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm sorry. Go to the other page.
Speaker 2: Vessel, you're gonna be wearing um uh a speedo. Well, yeah.
Speaker 1: And we also have uh Tobias's reaction from when his G string got ripped.
Speaker 2: So Peaches, I know you're currently in selling mode, not buying mode when it comes to stuff. You did purchase a garbage can, so that that's good. Yeah, it's a good demonstration.
Speaker 1: So I can throw away some of my other stuff.
Speaker 2: They're like the other possessions you don't want. I should have known a garbage can would be the one item you bought. Did you order any uh plastic totes or it was just cardboard boxes as well?
Speaker 1: Uh I already have plenty of those. So yeah, I'm good there.
Speaker 2: Uh dude, I I hate Facebook market, man. I try to not look at it because I always manage to find stuff that I'm like, that would be cool, but I don't need like the boxes of 300 books I bought last week that are currently just creating a disaster in my home.
Speaker 1: Becca sent me a video of the books that you want to keep, the books that she wants to keep, the books you're getting rid of, uh, books that you're checking the value on. The books are all over your living room.
Speaker 2: Dude, it's a disaster. And the living room was clean like a week ago. Uh I doubt it.
Speaker 1: And your place seems like getting worse and worse. It's gonna be a hoarder situation pretty soon. It's getting pretty good. You're gonna ask me to take down like so you're gonna be like, Peaches, can you come hang out for a second? Oh, by the way, I need help moving the refrigerator. Can you lift it all by yourself? My poor wrist can't handle it.
Speaker 2: I can't. I can't move it for you.
Speaker 1: Becca, she's too weak to do so. Could you please? Could you please lift it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know. I I buy like literally at least 300 books, and most of them are hardback, and now my wrist is all busted up, and I can't pick up a hardback.
Speaker 1: Becca, please lift this copy of Moby Dick for me.
Speaker 2: And turn the pages slowly.
Speaker 1: Emory, could you please uh uh give me my tea with a crazy straw?
Speaker 2: Well, and I figured this box of 300 books, like I knew there were some in there I wanted because I saw them in the pictures, but like, okay, I'm gonna take those out and then I'll just take the rest and try to sell them or donate them or something like that. No, I get looking through books and I'm like, oh, there's tons of stuff I'd want to keep in here. So I go from I don't need a bookshelf to now I need another bookshelf, and I just bought another bookshelf like a month ago.
Speaker 1: Um, Victor, I need another bookshelf. I'm making a library.
Speaker 2: Well, anyway, I'm scrolling Facebook today.
Speaker 1: I said I've sent you a few different bookshelf links.
Speaker 2: I know. I know I need a certain shape. I need a short, long one that I can put in my room. I'm gonna cut that part out.
Speaker 1: I need a short long one, Peaches. That's oxymoron, isn't it? A short long one.
Speaker 2: So anyway, uh the woman I bought the those books from, I saw this listing she had made. I mean, it must have been at least a month ago, and now it's popping up on my feet again. I think because I mentioned it to her. It's a signed copy of Stephen King's Sleeping Beauties that he wrote with his son, and they both signed it. She got it signed in uh Missoula, and now it's just staring at me. Like, come on, dude, you should buy it.
Speaker 1: It's speaking to you like the green goblin mask. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Now the problem is signed Stephen King stuff is very expensive. No kidding. So I can't buy it, but it's looking at me and it's like it's in it's in town. Just get it. But how much do you think it costs? Too much. Just throw out a random number for a hundred for a book. Okay, higher.
Speaker 1: Higher than that? 500? Higher. 700. Lower. 650. Lower. 600. Lower. I'm sucking at the prices right now.
Speaker 2: 555. It's 550. Dang! Price is firm. Yeah, I can I can't do it. Can't do it. 550. 550 for a dust collector.
Speaker 1: You gotta be like me. Start selling a whole bunch of your possessions just to get that book.
Speaker 2: Ah, but then I'd be selling other crap that's just collecting dust that I'm like, that might be worth some money someday. Other books, and then I'd have regret for selling them. It's terrible to be a book hoarder.
Speaker 1: I almost asked for your help last night, but then I realized how late it was. And then also I realized you have one working wrist. And when you when your hands do work, they're as shaky as all heck.
Speaker 2: And I had been throwing up all day yesterday.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. And uh it was about 9:30. I went to my uh I was yeah, I was out. I went to Brian's neighborhood and borrowed his impact drill because I wanting to hang up the guitar hanger that was sitting right here, one of them at least, um, to put up the ice nine kills axe on the living room wall. So that's a perfect wall decoration, too.
Yeah, I've just walked right in and go, whoa, there's an ice nine kills axe next to the signed Aussie record. Yeah. And uh I was too afraid. I I just couldn't do it. I couldn't drill a hole, drill two holes into the wall.
Speaker 2: I just was like, what if I mess up? Like, what if I somehow like Well, you're gonna cover it up with something else, right?
Speaker 1: Uh well, no. There's a bunch of holes in that wall, too. There's a there's been tons of stuff I have hung up on that wall that there's tons of holes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you might need an anchor then, a wall anchor.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, there's anchors where they come with the thing.
Speaker 2: You can do it. Just use the right size drill, drill the hole, hammer the little thing.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm just like, it's one shot, one opportunity, like Eminem said. It's like if I mess it up, or if it's off center, it's gonna have to stay like that. Yeah.
Speaker 2: It's happened to me before. And it drives me crazy when something's crooked. But you just deal with it, Peaches.
Speaker 1: You gotta see my living room. It's the saddest thing ever. Like, there's the Seal Beach picture that's really small above the record player, and that's it. Like, there's nothing else. Um there's a Primus poster on the other wall to the left, and then there's a mirror. I see myself in the mirror, and I'm like, I gotta continue this weight loss journey. Saw myself last night. I was like, dude, I look like a turtle out of its shell.
Speaker 2: Like, I it's because you're the only thing you're seeing in that room, Peaches. You need some distractions. Sure.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got the Hulk Hogan mini statue in the other room. Bring him out. I need to get a tan, brother.
Speaker 2: Well, now I'm finding useless stuff, or I mean useful stuff on Facebook Market Peaches. You know what I mean? This might be good for you.
Speaker 1: I saw raw milk being sold on a Facebook marketplace. And it said creamy rich raw milk. And it did it look like milk. It was like a deep popcorn yellow with like butter on top.
Speaker 2: raw milk looks like does it? Okay. I've never drank it because I'm you know you know me, I'm weird when it comes to food.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what's with this the weird obsession now with raw milk, too?
Speaker 2: Oh, Robert Kennedy saw the raw milk's delicious.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe a guy who sounds like that should not be getting giving out health advice. It's like my grandma talking. Brendan, you got him smoke more cigarettes.
Speaker 2: Well, um she sounds like every like demon in like pirates, like a pirates of the Caribbean movie.
Speaker 2: Your grandma sounded like it Your grandma or RFK. My grandma both.
Speaker 1: My grandma sounds better now because she passed away.
Speaker 2: Well, Peaches. I found a handcrafted wooden outhouse for you.
Speaker 1: I don't know how my grandpa dealt with that voice for years.
Speaker 2: Just do it Can you please get me my coffee? Maybe he liked it. Maybe he's like, ooh. I like that deep, sultry voice. I'll move the patch so you can see it go down my throat there. Oh Peaches, would you pay 25 bucks for a wooden outhouse lamp? Great.
Speaker 1: No, I'm just imagining her clicking sounds that she used to make to get your attention. She couldn't make any sounds, so she goes, so it sounds like predator was coming through the room.
Speaker 2: So I'm that's not I'm trying not to think about your your grandma and her emphysema, whatever else she's doing with.
Speaker 1: She's gone now, dude. She's she's cured.
Speaker 2: Can you buy a coffin on marketplace?
Speaker 1: She was the what's ironic is that she was the last grandparent to die. Like Oh geez. there was my uh my mom's mom first when I was a young kid. Then my mom's dad. We're talking about the Peach family deaths. Uh then my dad's dad in 2013. That would suck the way that he died because he fell out of the hospital bed.
Speaker 2: Oh, dude, this is uh paying attention. No, I was shopping for a casket. Yeah.
Speaker 1: My mom, my my dad's mom was a very tiny woman, only five foot. So, like, we just need a shoebox for her. Okay.
Speaker 2: This one looks pretty fancy. It's a blue casket, 1500 bucks. Um, it's ready for pickup today, Peaches. I got a truck. isn't Is it cut? Does it come in a size three? How do you end up with a spare casket? You know, just out in the garage. Honey, will you get rid of that casket one of these days? Well, I'm saving it for someone.
Speaker 1: I'm saving it for grandpa. He's blithering away.
Speaker 2: Peaches, have you seen any of this stuff popping up about the Barrett Media Audio Summit?
Speaker 1: Oh. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: So Barrett Media is a radio publication, online publication. They kind of popped up out of nowhere. What about like a year ago or so? That seemed like they were just everywhere.
Speaker 1: Well, they sort of ranking like all the morning shows across the United States. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, and they're clearly like deep in with like upper echelons of radio. Because I see a lot of uh snide comments left on their articles and things like that. And just watching some of these radio guys wander into this convention wearing their ugly suits and things like that. I'm like, no wonder people take, you know, young people just take a look at radio and go, uh get we have gotta get these old people out of here, peaches. They just gotta go. All right. If you got the horseshoe haircut, you know, you're you're wearing khakis, the tacky button down.
Speaker 1: Going back to that uh bonus break for the podcast, you know. Everything was better back in the day.
Speaker 2: I missed one of my radio DJs. I'm not even gonna do it. That's how uh sports talk guys still talk, too. I love baseball commentators.
Speaker 1: No, it's a bet. We got uh third baseman, Fernando Ortiz.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Barrett Media loves news talk and sports radio. It seems like it's all they talk about, at least as of late. I mean, do people really still listen to sports radio peaches? Some do. I mean, why would why wouldn't you just watch it on YouTube?
Speaker 1: Sports talk is honestly the dumbest thing on the planet because you have these so-called experts, uh, people who have never even played the sport. They just like to analyze it. Be like me. Yeah, sitting down. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: And number 32 just fell down. Right.
Speaker 1: You'll you'll have a professional player sometimes, and of course, their opinion means more than just some random guy who's five foot eight and you know has been scrawny his entire life. You really think that guy's been a star at basketball? No. He just He just he's he's liked it since he was three years old, you know.
Speaker 2: I'm a pro. I know everything.
Speaker 1: And there are those who can't do teach, you know. Those the those the coaches out there. know Looking at you, Jade. The radio.
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