Jesse Eisenberg Needs to Apologize

Uncle Howard hates the She Hulk finale? Guess he hates women. Also we talk about M*x Landis pretending to be a lady online? Also Yaddle Vs. Dooku?!

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[franklin]: so

[franklin]: welcome everybody to uncle

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: to uncle the first podcast take place
a la from a king size bed and

[franklin]: beautiful and is m too i'm your
main host franklin and is always

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: i'm joined by the coolest uncle of
my whole world

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: uncle howard

[howard]: well we're in beautiful he knew him
to

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: this is teen uncle howard whatever who
cares

[franklin]: teen uncle howard

[howard]: ah

[franklin]: come on

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: i guess

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: so

[franklin]: boy

[howard]: what

[franklin]: you let me guess you just want
to sit around and watch family guy all

[franklin]: day

[howard]: i just want to watch family guy
i just want to drink my my serge

[franklin]: m yeah yeah i don't know if
you want to be drinking that surge

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: a lot of sugar in that

[howard]: yeah it's sugar is good for me

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: you know why because if i square
is like you don't like it it must

[howard]: be good

[franklin]: no we're trying to watch for

[howard]: ye

[franklin]: your health you

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: can't be sucking down that soda you
need to actually be having water actually

[howard]: in

[franklin]: need to have eight glasses of water
day the uncle howard

[howard]: yeah i drink water why because i'm
a i'm nothing but a dirty old old

[howard]: man it

[franklin]: no because our bodies are ninety per
cent water

[howard]: yours is mine

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: is ninety per cent swag and a
hundred percent vibes

[franklin]: ah those aren't things you could scientifically
calculate

[howard]: yeah well science is for nerves

[franklin]: really really

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: sciences berners

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: was bill gates in erd

[howard]: yeah no

[franklin]: yeah that that's

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: what i thought how about steve jobs
that i phone you're always on he's

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: always on he's

[howard]: well because turtle

[franklin]: created

[howard]: necks

[franklin]: it

[howard]: turtle necks are on flak

[franklin]: yeah but you know what's also pretty
on flake

[howard]: what's

[franklin]: getting a degree

[howard]: you're right and not downloading a car

[franklin]: that's right yeah

[howard]: m franklin

[franklin]: you know

[howard]: i was thinking today brother about celebrity
scandals there's more than ever today but i

[howard]: was thinking about when exhibit was on
cribs

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: sorry i just said that

[howard]: it was a sick joke when

[franklin]: yes

[howard]: exhibit was on crabs

[franklin]: what was exhibits cribs episode

[howard]: it was so his house it looked
like he had just moved into it because

[howard]: there was like hardly

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: anything in there was

[franklin]: which

[howard]: like no furniture

[franklin]: my

[howard]: there

[franklin]: house

[howard]: was

[franklin]: for nine years baby when could i

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: tell you you know not

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: a tax shelter

[howard]: there was like you know like one
table per room

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: and then he went up and he
was like here's my kid and this kid

[howard]: i was just playing a video game
was like what to say what's up with

[howard]: the camera and the kids just like
and then he goes like back

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: to paying the video game like

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: the most disengaged child you've ever seen
in your life and

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: exhibits like oh isn't he a cool
kid it's like no

[franklin]: he's

[howard]: he

[franklin]: wild

[howard]: doesn't like you

[franklin]: it's like twisted metal too

[howard]: yeah it's

[franklin]: trying

[howard]: something

[franklin]: to play

[howard]: like

[franklin]: as

[howard]: that

[franklin]: the guy with the tiers or as
a clown ice cream

[howard]: yeah yeah it was the axle as
the

[franklin]: as i can't remember a single name

[howard]: voiced by mike mitchell in the upcoming
show

[franklin]: some o joe's on it to check
it

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: out on peacock

[howard]: yeah all

[franklin]: so

[howard]: the talent

[franklin]: exhibit had a weird cribs episode i
think the most humbling one that i remember

[franklin]: was shenwilliam scott as he was still
poor and

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: he like showed a bunch of his
v h s collection and like

[howard]: but

[franklin]: he had

[howard]: he

[franklin]: an

[howard]: was

[franklin]: apartment

[howard]: proud of it yeah

[franklin]: yeah he's like these are all my
movies like i take great pride in this

[franklin]: and it's just like catty shack and

[howard]: uh

[franklin]: you know

[howard]: uh

[franklin]: actually wait hold

[howard]: that's

[franklin]: on a

[howard]: a

[franklin]: second

[howard]: good man right there brother

[franklin]: hold on

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: now i just remembered something i remember
a while a while ago in

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: fact years i called i called buckman
like what are you doing is this you

[franklin]: and he was like no and i
was freaking out i got a phone call

[howard]: okay

[franklin]: was somebody's like

[howard]: sure

[franklin]: congratulations you won the bid on the
signed catty shack poster and it was like

[franklin]: a san diego place and

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: i'm like he's like this is franklin
right and i'm trying to figure out if

[franklin]: i want a contest or

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: what have you but i want to
bid mean i putting i'm offering money

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: and

[howard]: big money

[franklin]: yeah i didn't sign up for a
catty shack bid but somebody put my name

[franklin]: and number on it

[howard]: i wonder who could have done that

[franklin]: you wonder who could have done that

[howard]: it must have been a dirty dog

[franklin]: somebody in san diego who spent some
time there

[howard]: yeah ray mysteria junior

[franklin]: you saying domine okay

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: meant like the junior

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: raymysterio junior

[howard]: yeah raymosterio junior junior

[franklin]: tom it that's

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: that's a house music like d j
name

[howard]: man

[franklin]: right

[howard]: it sucks that his ants dominic and
not like you know room mysteria ter sarah

[howard]: or something right

[franklin]: it because

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: he could even be a bigger disappointment
then

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: like

[howard]: because

[franklin]: a lace didn't

[howard]: the

[franklin]: have his dad's

[howard]: best ray

[franklin]: name

[howard]: mysteria is raymysterio senior

[franklin]: it's like le bron regrets like

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: naming his son like the same name

[howard]: baroni

[franklin]: it's like yeah he's like now he's
got high hopes like michael

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: jordan did this and he

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: like like i funked with that kid
and like

[howard]: he should have named him something like
he shouldn't ave been giving the same last

[howard]: name he should have named like

[franklin]: m m

[howard]: dug stephenson

[franklin]: dog stupid said

[howard]: m

[franklin]: right yeah give him

[howard]: but

[franklin]: a

[howard]: there's

[franklin]: name

[howard]: no way

[franklin]: that nobody

[howard]: your

[franklin]: would

[howard]: dad's

[franklin]: think

[howard]: leberonjames

[franklin]: give him a name that nobody would

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: think he'd be possibly good at basketball

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: my

[howard]: oh yeah what's the worst name at
basketball you can have

[franklin]: you know

[howard]: like

[franklin]: what i mean chance

[howard]: nesta mendoza

[franklin]: shan sees a pretty

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: like and that's that's m big

[howard]: chance

[franklin]: shot

[howard]: bill ups is a pretty bad name

[franklin]: well bill es is a pretty good

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: last name so

[howard]: i guess

[franklin]: like i don't

[howard]: it is

[franklin]: but chance like

[howard]: yet

[franklin]: it

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: sounds like when a dog funny annoying
friends

[howard]: yeah all

[franklin]: yes

[howard]: of his friends were annoying dude

[franklin]: they all sucked

[howard]: yeah like i was

[franklin]: m

[howard]: inured

[franklin]: he

[howard]: i

[franklin]: wasn't

[howard]: never

[franklin]: ere

[howard]: i never liked that show man

[franklin]: was that a little pastor nicolodian

[howard]: ah

[franklin]: generation

[howard]: no i was like right around there
but i didn't watch no dog dude i

[howard]: was like this kid he's just

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: you know he's crying like a baby
he's

[franklin]: hm

[howard]: getting bullied

[franklin]: m

[howard]: his white there's

[franklin]: there's

[howard]: so much about him i didn't like

[franklin]: dog is the only universe

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: were like you know

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: how races people say oh i don't
care if you're purple well

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: like in the dog universe there's like
green there

[howard]: h

[franklin]: was like

[howard]: m

[franklin]: purple

[howard]: m

[franklin]: there was blue like like

[howard]: that's

[franklin]: maybe

[howard]: right

[franklin]: that's yeah said like maybe like when

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: like rays like i don't care if
you're blue like

[howard]: blue purple

[franklin]: m

[howard]: green i

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: don't care if your skeeter patty

[franklin]: roger clots

[franklin]: that

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: was you

[howard]: i do

[franklin]: you

[howard]: i do

[franklin]: just

[howard]: hate them if you could go to
any nick tune as yourself

[franklin]: hm

[howard]: and just just run rampant on all
of them who would it be

[franklin]: run

[howard]: you can just

[franklin]: rampant

[howard]: like

[franklin]: like what

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: am i gonna what am

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: i going to do like

[howard]: like

[franklin]: bully

[howard]: child

[franklin]: tommy pickle's dad

[howard]: remember when they showed flanders as a
kid and he was just running

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: around bullying

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: everybody

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: yeah that's like how you would be
like you could

[franklin]: yes

[howard]: do that to rocco's modern life for
our real monsters

[franklin]: don't know man

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: i'm not going to be on david
the nome that i know that's not nick

[franklin]: tune that's nick junior

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: tunes

[howard]: but he's dark sited

[franklin]: a tart excited i don't funk

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: with that as dragons that's what i
was like

[howard]: m

[franklin]: i guess people like david the nome
house

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: of dragon whatever

[howard]: yeah they're the same

[franklin]: that's the same

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: thing

[howard]: man i would love to see david
the nomes show up in fucking house with

[howard]: the dragon they're all like oh i'm
all like perverted and murderous and it's just

[howard]: like i write a fox s up

[franklin]: tom bosley

[howard]: yeah

[howard]: man david the nome that's a real
one right

[franklin]: that's

[howard]: there

[franklin]: a real one to remember that one

[howard]: yeah if you remember this guy your
childhood

[franklin]: ah

[howard]: was awesome

[franklin]: yeah yeah

[howard]: no that's not true not about david
the nome

[franklin]: that about david the no no

[howard]: ma

[franklin]: no

[howard]: the b

[franklin]: i don't remember that i don't

[howard]: she was a b

[franklin]: i remember

[howard]: pin wheel

[franklin]: welcome freshman

[howard]: yeah welcome

[franklin]: yeah it was like alternative

[howard]: yeah that was like pretty yeah it
was like about emotions and stuff right

[franklin]: there's like a spray paint intro

[howard]: that's cool

[franklin]: hm

[howard]: hey we shouldn't talk too much about
nicolo and i think

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: they're still after you man

[franklin]: that's true

[howard]: at

[franklin]: the big

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: help man

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: man i wasn't helped i wasn't helping
now what i was doing

[franklin]: that's all i was doing

[howard]: that's right you were sucking on chilly
dogs while all those nerves were out there

[howard]: helping dig community gardens

[franklin]: jack allison actually did the big health

[howard]: of course he did

[franklin]: you

[howard]: man

[franklin]: legitimately did the big

[howard]: okay here's

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: my if we could do a longitudinal
study of all the people who actually did

[franklin]: yah

[howard]: the big help and saw where they
are nowadays how many of

[franklin]: m

[howard]: them are cool

[franklin]: i mean there's

[howard]: okay

[franklin]: always a fluke so like maybe three
per cent

[howard]: yeah maybe three per cent

[franklin]: maybe three percent actually the big help
you had to pledge hours it was like

[franklin]: a telephone where you're pledging hypothetical hours
you're going to help and like help somebody

[howard]: well

[franklin]: and like

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: you know hey

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: fucked with the numbers a little bit
and i think bill clinton

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: gave them a blur like

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: all

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: these kids are something special

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: they're helping out everybody

[howard]: well that was a pretty good clinton
man

[franklin]: that's right ther i've watched up

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: all night i know what's that m

[howard]: that's my president

[franklin]: that's a

[howard]: uh

[franklin]: let you put him on a t

[howard]: h

[franklin]: shirt

[howard]: oh dude if you could have seen
that guy on a t shirt i would

[howard]: buy three of them one for me
one for my mom one for the pope

[franklin]: can we get the pope in a
bret michael's t shirt

[howard]: yeah do you think do you think
that any pope has ever known who brett

[howard]: michal's is

[franklin]: who's the one that had red bottoms

[howard]: oh i don't

[franklin]: that

[howard]: know

[franklin]: benedict

[howard]: oh yeah that dirty old benedict

[franklin]: i remember there

[howard]: i

[franklin]: was like conspiracies like oh and you
know he's like

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: it's going to be the end of
the world because this pope his name's benedict

[franklin]: and

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: he

[howard]: benedict

[franklin]: likes luxury

[howard]: arnold yeah

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: yeah his real name was rat singer
is a pretty bad name to have

[franklin]: hm

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: m

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: yeah yah

[howard]: hello i am pope rating or benedict

[franklin]: m h m

[howard]: god i would love to tell a
pope to go outside yeah

[franklin]: that'd be great

[howard]: yeah would

[franklin]: man

[howard]: yeah get out get out of your
little bullet proof truck

[franklin]: even

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: they are old like to egg

[howard]: hm

[franklin]: them

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: to have that egg on there for
a while

[howard]: oh yeah man i wonder how much
sir you get if you egg the pope

[franklin]: oh roby a lot

[howard]: do you think so if the pope
comes to america and you throw an egg

[howard]: at his little bullet proof truck do
you get in more trouble because it was

[howard]: the pope than you would if you
threw it at just like you know

[franklin]: your

[howard]: johnny

[franklin]: neighbor

[howard]: football

[franklin]: right yeah

[howard]: my name

[franklin]: when you

[howard]: johnny

[franklin]: meet the

[howard]: football

[franklin]: pope it's customary

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: to say

[franklin]: that's what you say but i think
you'd get in more trouble i

[howard]: m

[franklin]: mean it's high

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: profile dude like

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: you know

[howard]: you

[franklin]: like

[howard]: can't just be a jerk to the
pope

[franklin]: you

[howard]: man

[franklin]: can't you can't you think any pope
has

[howard]: m

[franklin]: ever known of the rock

[howard]: yeah i bet all of them do
the

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: current pope is pretty cool right like
doesn't

[franklin]: is

[howard]: he

[franklin]: he

[howard]: like

[franklin]: cool

[howard]: say like

[franklin]: like he likes

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: yeah he's like

[howard]: e's

[franklin]: he's

[howard]: like

[franklin]: like capitalism

[howard]: gay

[franklin]: is

[howard]: people

[franklin]: bad

[howard]: all right yeah what more could you
want for somebody

[franklin]: no but i like i remember it
was like

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: the interviewed trump and he's like the
new pope he thinks capitalism is one of

[franklin]: the root of all evils

[howard]: the

[franklin]: and then

[howard]: new

[franklin]: trumps

[howard]: pope

[franklin]: like

[howard]: means absolutely terrible

[franklin]: he's like he's like what do you
say

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: to that and true like isis

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: is going to

[howard]: hm

[franklin]: get you

[howard]: ah

[franklin]: no hyperbole that was just that was
just i'll say i this

[howard]: yah

[franklin]: is going to get you like god
damn dude you just look it up and

[howard]: that's

[franklin]: notch

[howard]: a

[franklin]: yet

[howard]: that's a cool response actually

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: i'm going to say

[franklin]: guns

[howard]: that to my haters from now on

[franklin]: go on struggle session if they talk
about capitalism and like

[howard]: hey

[franklin]: the should

[howard]: you

[franklin]: get

[howard]: think

[franklin]: rid of

[howard]: that's

[franklin]: it

[howard]: true lunch or isis

[franklin]: jack allison is

[howard]: uh

[franklin]: now that's a new drop

[howard]: h

[franklin]: oh my god

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: i'll see

[howard]: we got to get the go get
that brother that's a cool one

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: that is a cool that's it a
fucking nine second one bro m oh

[howard]: oh man

[franklin]: so

[howard]: uh

[franklin]: i wanted

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: to go into black adam man

[howard]: the

[franklin]: hm

[howard]: hierarchy of the d c

[franklin]: oh oh that's right well

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: you got to obey the box office
because i was talking to some people

[howard]: m oh

[franklin]: and i need

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: this movie to fail i need

[howard]: do you

[franklin]: this movie to fail because

[howard]: i got

[franklin]: i

[howard]: bad

[franklin]: need

[howard]: news

[franklin]: what's the bad news

[howard]: it's gonna is gonna be a smash
hit

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: yeah sorry

[howard]: that you find that comical do you

[franklin]: i'm

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: worried that you might be right

[howard]: yeah it's had so many commercials

[franklin]: or was that

[howard]: yeah it's had so many commercials

[franklin]: i

[howard]: who is not going to see it
you see those commercials

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: and he said that looks exciting there's

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: there's a part where he says i
don't i'm not p full i mean that's

[howard]: exciting

[franklin]: hm

[howard]: a part were says oh that was
sarcasm and it's like the opposite of drags

[franklin]: yes

[howard]: kind of so

[franklin]: yes

[howard]: like yeah

[franklin]: like not

[howard]: so

[franklin]: funny

[howard]: yeah so because there's no way they
were like oh you said you wouldn't kill

[howard]: the hostages that was sarcasm

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: in what way would that be sarcastic
and

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: he was like oh yeah i really
won't kill the the hostages

[franklin]: teen age black adam

[howard]: yeah ten adam

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: so yeah i think it's going to
be a big hit though man i mean

[howard]: who doesn't love to see the rock
pierce brosnan some other

[franklin]: m

[howard]: guys

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: the

[franklin]: oh yeah

[howard]: was that black adam

[franklin]: i think so

[howard]: hm

[franklin]: um i needed to fail i think

[howard]: you got money writing on it

[franklin]: i don't have money writing on it
because

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: at the end of the day it's

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: it's you know it's the rock it's
a movie

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: there hasn't been a comic

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: book movie out in a

[howard]: m

[franklin]: while so to say

[howard]: m

[franklin]: and like

[howard]: m

[franklin]: thor

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: i guess like there hasn't been that
big one right rock

[howard]: right

[franklin]: is the box office star all

[howard]: h

[franklin]: that

[howard]: m yeah

[franklin]: man

[howard]: biggest box office star of all time
m

[franklin]: anyways i

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: i just think the melt down

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: that will ensue it's gonna be fucking
great if it flops because

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: bay watch

[howard]: he's gonna yeah

[franklin]: he can blame others for bay watch
he can like talk about domestic and international

[franklin]: numbers ram page and

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: sky scraper

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: this fails that's on him that is
on him like he needs to like he's

[franklin]: put a lot into this movie and
you

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: can tell because all the jokes are
about like how cool he is like

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: he just stopped he just stopped the
missile of his hand like

[howard]: you that so

[franklin]: okay

[howard]: bad ass yeah

[franklin]: like so all the humor derives from
him how

[howard]: how

[franklin]: great

[howard]: cool

[franklin]: he is

[howard]: everyone thinks he is yeah

[franklin]: and how straight he is like it's

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: all that so

[howard]: yeah oh

[franklin]: i don't know who are you saying
in this movie

[howard]: well pierce brosnan s in it

[franklin]: else

[howard]: some other guys

[franklin]: m

[howard]: are they they might be in hollywood
nowadays it's hard to say

[franklin]: it's hard to say

[howard]: yeah i can tell you who some
of the other characters are because i

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: know them from the comic books but

[franklin]: you

[howard]: i

[franklin]: read

[howard]: don't know

[franklin]: this

[howard]: who plays

[franklin]: you legit

[howard]: them

[franklin]: read this

[howard]: well

[franklin]: comic

[howard]: i

[franklin]: like you

[howard]: know i've read i

[franklin]: ah

[howard]: don't even know i'm not really that
familiar with

[franklin]: i don't

[howard]: with

[franklin]: know

[howard]: with it but i know hawk man
is in it who is a guy who

[howard]: is like a big hawk

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: man

[franklin]: hm

[howard]: um

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: and then there's a guy named adam
smasher who turns humungus

[franklin]: okay all right

[howard]: so he's like you know he's the
same as a man but

[franklin]: gotcha

[howard]: not funny

[franklin]: but like

[howard]: or

[franklin]: right

[howard]: a

[franklin]: up

[howard]: yeah i'm sure he's not

[franklin]: hm

[howard]: funny not

[franklin]: okay

[howard]: as funny as paul rode

[franklin]: no

[howard]: um and then

[franklin]: t

[howard]: there's

[franklin]: i michael peno were great in that
too

[howard]: yeah man those are my two favorite
guys t

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: i for being a frequently in trouble
in michael pen for being a scientologist

[franklin]: and beat and chips

[howard]: yeah god great movie chips check it
out

[franklin]: hm

[howard]: jack shepard

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: michael

[howard]: yeah probably jack

[franklin]: michael

[howard]: shepard's

[franklin]: pens you decide everybody

[howard]: it's one of the two

[franklin]: it's one of the two it's one
of the two so are you going to

[franklin]: see it your going to see

[howard]: um

[franklin]: black adam

[howard]: you know i might

[franklin]: s a

[howard]: i don't

[franklin]: that's

[howard]: know

[franklin]: a no

[howard]: i don't yeah

[franklin]: that's

[howard]: as probably

[franklin]: no

[howard]: i know i don't

[franklin]: not

[howard]: i don't

[franklin]: hesitation

[howard]: see a lot of i don't see
a lot of movies in the theatre these

[howard]: days as it is but

[franklin]: m

[howard]: you know what i'll say is a
lot of times when i'm more interested in

[howard]: something like

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: and i think like oh maybe i'd
say that it usually is a big hit

[howard]: um and i

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: i will say maybe i would say
black adam whereas if it's just like no

[howard]: i'm not going to see that it's
usually i'll flop like there's no way

[franklin]: you

[howard]: i'm going no

[franklin]: are

[howard]: say

[franklin]: the

[howard]: there's

[franklin]: ultimate dictation of like fucking whether

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: a movie flops

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: or succeeds are you fucking

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: joke do you understand the ego

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: you are saying this with

[howard]: yeah no well let's check it out
did i see avatar in the theaters yes

[howard]: was that like the biggest hit ever

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: sure

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: m am i going to see avatar
to in the theaters not a chance that's

[franklin]: okay

[howard]: up

[franklin]: did you see

[howard]: did

[franklin]: internals

[howard]: i say

[franklin]: and theaters

[howard]: no flop did i see

[franklin]: you

[howard]: avengers

[franklin]: go

[howard]: in the theater big

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: hit

[franklin]: that's that's this is a i

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: tell you've seen some bad movies and
theaters man

[howard]: no only

[franklin]: m

[howard]: hits man jupiter

[franklin]: the

[howard]: ascending

[franklin]: it

[howard]: that made all the money in the

[franklin]: that's

[howard]: world

[franklin]: a flop yeah m

[howard]: one for the money with katherine hegel
big hit

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: night and day gigantic

[franklin]: that's a good movie

[howard]: a great

[franklin]: that's

[howard]: o

[franklin]: confusing

[howard]: yeah it is because at first you're
like is this

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: guy bad was he good

[franklin]: all right a lot of people get

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: killed

[howard]: yeah a lot of people get killed
carmandswas in there which is always

[franklin]: hm

[howard]: you know takes my attention off of
things a little

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: bit

[franklin]: she's coming back

[howard]: oh is she

[franklin]: coming back to her

[howard]: okay

[franklin]: first move in years

[howard]: what's she going to do

[franklin]: i don't know

[howard]: my m yeah

[franklin]: she is not

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: going to

[howard]: that's

[franklin]: do that but

[howard]: that's what i'll say to er brother

[franklin]: o you

[howard]: i'm going

[franklin]: up

[howard]: to say what she's going to do

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: we're

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: going to look this up

[franklin]: look it up look it up what

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: is she going to do here because

[howard]: well she's still married a benjy man
did you know her child is named radix

[franklin]: a fucking course

[howard]: radicsbusblack

[franklin]: of course child

[howard]: adam better look out for radics

[franklin]: you know

[howard]: uh

[franklin]: one of the pod van dam guys
one of them was making a i don't

[franklin]: know they weren't even making a joke
mark man and the w commentator said some

[franklin]: stuff

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: and like so because an good charlotte
like he's been s brother right and like

[franklin]: they were serious

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: boy man

[franklin]: god

[howard]: those guys are bird brands

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: she's going to be in a net
flix movie which is always you know that's

[howard]: where where

[franklin]: yeah that's

[howard]: stars

[franklin]: that's where

[howard]: happen

[franklin]: pilmthat's that's the new home of cinema
fine

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: art

[howard]: she is going to be in a
it's called back in action so that's exciting

[howard]: already

[franklin]: hm

[howard]: action we love that

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: and she's going to be stirring opposite
jamie fox

[franklin]: uh

[howard]: a real talent so you know i'll
see that

[franklin]: you remember

[howard]: it's

[franklin]: when people

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: like netflix movies

[howard]: it's been a while since netflex has
made a movie that i wanted to see

[howard]: what

[franklin]: hm

[howard]: was what was the last one you
saw franklin

[franklin]: the last likenetflix i did see red
notice

[howard]: yeah same that was pretty good

[franklin]: was not good

[howard]: it was fine

[franklin]: i don't think i've seen much else
i mean

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: i had stranger things

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: on in the background and that's fine
like

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: i know r j got

[howard]: they

[franklin]: mad

[howard]: say

[franklin]: because they use a movie song

[howard]: oh oh yeah that is

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: annoying

[franklin]: and movies birthday is on nine eleven

[howard]: oh that's disrespectful

[franklin]: and he made it all about himself

[howard]: m

[franklin]: he's like did

[howard]: i

[franklin]: you know he's like talking m t

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: v's like did you know it was
my birthday i

[howard]: can

[franklin]: went

[howard]: you

[franklin]: outside and i go oh no oh
god this is terrible he

[howard]: can

[franklin]: did

[howard]: you

[franklin]: something

[howard]: see my

[franklin]: like that we like he took people
to his roof

[howard]: ah

[franklin]: he's like i could see the towers
from over there he couldn't as like i

[franklin]: could

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: see him move from over there and
i thought oh oh no oh no

[howard]: can you can you see my

[franklin]: i

[howard]: screen

[franklin]: can see that

[howard]: i'm

[franklin]: yes

[howard]: okay

[franklin]: i can see

[howard]: so

[franklin]: your screen share

[howard]: i searched biggest netflix movies

[franklin]: yes

[howard]: we've

[franklin]: so

[howard]: got

[franklin]: you have spencer

[howard]: in

[franklin]: confidential

[howard]: yeah six underground other brian reynolds joined
if you if you gamble on bryan reynolds

[howard]: it's not gambling it's an investment

[franklin]: just fucking christ

[howard]: extraction

[franklin]: uncle

[howard]: o blond

[franklin]: howard are using easing google i thought
you

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: were using microsoftatch i'm sorry

[howard]: no i wish i should have been
because

[franklin]: m

[howard]: i'm on the edge looking at blond
brother

[franklin]: did you watch bland

[howard]: no i'd better check it out better

[franklin]: you

[howard]: til

[franklin]: commented

[howard]: my handle

[franklin]: on somebody's post about

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: blind

[howard]: because someone said oh she's being too
sexualized i said maryland man robing sexualized forget

[howard]: about it

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: oh murder mystery that was pretty you
see that

[franklin]: i saw

[howard]: one

[franklin]: that no it wasn't

[howard]: yeah was very

[franklin]: he

[howard]: funny

[franklin]: would be halloween i enjoyed

[howard]: no he be halloween sucked oh

[franklin]: you

[howard]: man that reminds

[franklin]: you

[howard]: me

[franklin]: suck

[howard]: i got an idea for hub halloween
sequel though

[franklin]: what's that

[howard]: so hubehalloweeno he loves this halloween business
writing things

[franklin]: hm

[howard]: that's so funny things that's

[franklin]: oh it's

[howard]: so

[franklin]: hilarious

[howard]: cool well

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: guess what what if he has to
deal with jason

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: he's

[franklin]: that's not very funny

[howard]: no yeah i want to see

[franklin]: m

[howard]: huh halloween with all of his goofy
buffoonery

[franklin]: m

[howard]: going against a supernatural murderer

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: i don't

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: think it would e a sick joke
at all i think i'd be laughing all

[howard]: the way to the bank

[franklin]: oh no no man i mean what's
he goin

[howard]: i think

[franklin]: a king do man throw a fucking
grape

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: fruit at him oh

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: m

[howard]: he might i don't know

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: would be interesting to see i think
because that's

[franklin]: that's

[howard]: not

[franklin]: stuck

[howard]: a

[franklin]: on

[howard]: situation

[franklin]: to end wilfer hoby

[howard]: you never know because he's such a
buffoon he might accidentally do good

[franklin]: i like to be halloween he's got
his coffee mug

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: all those ghismos and gadgets

[howard]: you

[franklin]: that work through it's kind of you
know

[howard]: couldn't even understand what he said he's
talked so dumb he was like both

[franklin]: oh come on man

[howard]: it sounded like the bacca

[franklin]: yeah then why does it get with
elizabeth bowen

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: at the end

[howard]: well that's hard to say

[franklin]: that's hard to say well through the
mass that's her name right elizabeth

[howard]: uh

[franklin]: bowen

[howard]: julie bowen

[franklin]: julie bowen okay

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: and jack allison said that her and
tuck tucker carlson

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: may have done

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: things

[howard]: really

[franklin]: yeah i don't know i mean if
jack

[howard]: very

[franklin]: saying

[howard]: nice

[franklin]: it was he in the room my
brother like m

[howard]: yeah it's not

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: at my best

[franklin]: yeah well just think about

[howard]: just

[franklin]: it

[howard]: think about it

[franklin]: think about tucker carlson

[howard]: and julie bow an go into

[franklin]: no

[howard]: town

[franklin]: i'd rather not

[howard]: yeah how about the marksman that was
a big hit on netflex

[franklin]: nepflixare our duds dude you can't even
like

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: it's not even

[howard]: bright

[franklin]: i saw bright if

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: max landis directorial debut

[howard]: yeah fantastic

[franklin]: you know max landis was in the
stupids

[howard]: was he

[franklin]: yeah i was in the stupid he
played like a little kid he was a

[franklin]: little kid

[howard]: man that max landis is no good
and

[franklin]: m

[howard]: his dad wasn't too much of a
peach either

[franklin]: no no yeah

[howard]: hm you know

[franklin]: none the

[howard]: for

[franklin]: less

[howard]: a while i was i was like
it's not his dad's

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: fault that that like you know accident
happened on set but then i read a

[howard]: bunch of stuff and they were like
he like totally could have

[franklin]: really

[howard]: made that not happen there like he
was like like all the special effects people

[howard]: are like you can't

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: do this it's too crazy and he
was like

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: we'll just do it

[franklin]: yeah you know they said the george
lucas is too crazy to when he was

[franklin]: doing working with models and

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: computers

[howard]: you know what was a good neflex
movie army of the dead

[franklin]: i guess so the sequel

[howard]: ah

[franklin]: with the other guy or the prequel
i should say

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: like

[howard]: i didn't say that one the

[franklin]: you didn't see

[howard]: little

[franklin]: that

[howard]: german

[franklin]: one was

[howard]: creep

[franklin]: army that was fine man as

[howard]: i'm doing a theft i'm doing

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: a big

[franklin]: he's like

[howard]: hist

[franklin]: he's doing the vaults he has a
big vault fan

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: he loves vaults

[howard]: yeah i love vaults to brother vault
soda

[franklin]: yeah

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: but you can you know what

[franklin]: kay

[howard]: else i can feel in my plums
brother

[franklin]: what's that

[howard]: are traditions

[franklin]: that's right you're talking about yeah

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: every week in the king size bed
we like to watch some fine cinema don't

[franklin]: we uncle howard

[howard]: we do brother we love to watch

[franklin]: we'd

[howard]: we love

[franklin]: love

[howard]: you just

[franklin]: to

[howard]: sitting

[franklin]: watch like

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: like jack allison watching tucker carlson have
sex with julie bon for some

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: reason

[howard]: we just hide in tucker carlson's closet
and peek out through those

[franklin]: very

[howard]: slats

[franklin]: it's a very small closet

[howard]: very small

[franklin]: it's me you jack allison

[howard]: m

[franklin]: and jack hllisontheben is telling us to
go in there

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: or

[howard]: i

[franklin]: beat

[howard]: saying

[franklin]: or dicks off

[howard]: must out there go say high

[franklin]: he says

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: so we've confirmed

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: that jack allison is the bena to

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: to

[howard]: we're

[franklin]: our guest

[howard]: spank y in

[franklin]: nope

[howard]: will london

[franklin]: paul london was doing bucking so i
guess so tucker carl says that paul london

[franklin]: to

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: ben i'm sorry jack don't listen he

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: doesn't listen

[howard]: he doesn't even know we exist

[franklin]: i'm gonna text the

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: like we see a lot of good
things about you this

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: episode big guy

[howard]: on every episode

[franklin]: you will find blurs as sprinkled throughout
you know

[howard]: a lot

[franklin]: that's

[howard]: of

[franklin]: how i know he

[howard]: easter

[franklin]: doesn't listen

[howard]: eggs yeah

[franklin]: he's still my friend so that's how
i know

[howard]: and

[franklin]: he doesn't listen

[howard]: ah what a cock

[franklin]: so my

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: movie i'm sure i've covered it before
but

[howard]: hm

[franklin]: it is now you see me the
n y s m with

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: jessie isenburg you know the movie

[howard]: m

[franklin]: man

[howard]: sure

[franklin]: he plays he plays atlas

[howard]: oh the

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: that's his like you know the character
name somebody made a tweet about it a

[franklin]: while back but there daniel atlas uh
thadeas jack wilder arthur tresler and henley reeves

[franklin]: and

[howard]: those

[franklin]: then you

[howard]: are

[franklin]: also

[howard]: cool

[franklin]: have

[howard]: names

[franklin]: they're an you have michael kane

[howard]: oh that old bag of bones

[franklin]: yeah but he's evil

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: brother

[howard]: oh it's hard to imagine that m

[franklin]: they do a card stun in the
movie all right so i'm sharing my screen

[franklin]: here i think i could play a
little bit now i am not sure if

[franklin]: i'm going to see the third movie
though because this interview it

[howard]: it

[franklin]: shocked me to my core here because

[howard]: it

[franklin]: he

[howard]: made

[franklin]: was

[howard]: you sick

[franklin]: it was being so let me see
i could play a little bit of it

[franklin]: talking hear that

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: is

[howard]: ah

[franklin]: it's been short with her so rude

[franklin]: she's trying to be nice and

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: he

[howard]: ye

[franklin]: do you hear that

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: he hasn't apologized for that

[howard]: and that was from nine years ago
he's had a lot of time to apologize

[franklin]: dude i'm not going to bother see
now you see me three even if there's

[franklin]: a fire

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: i'm not going to

[howard]: i

[franklin]: watch

[howard]: won't

[franklin]: it

[howard]: i won't even say the social network
too

[franklin]: oh you o

[howard]: yeah no

[franklin]: no it's

[howard]: i want to say i want to
see bat man versus super man too

[franklin]: wow wow you are really

[howard]: ah

[franklin]: i mean i'm just limited to the
nice seeming franchise but you're going

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: through the whole any potential sequel of
jessie isenburg you're out

[howard]: yeah yeah

[franklin]: you're

[howard]: american

[franklin]: you're

[howard]: ultra too for good about it

[franklin]: is that an atlantis

[howard]: yeah that is another like oh the
two

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: great guys

[franklin]: goddamn wow

[howard]: ah

[franklin]: they were probably just two peas in
a pot on set there

[howard]: yeah they're like hey i like to
be rude to ladies me too oh

[franklin]: max linder didn't even pretend to like
he made like a message board account

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: of a lady defending him

[howard]: oh did he

[franklin]: and he's like he's like pretending

[howard]: m

[franklin]: to be like this lady account and
he's like look i'm

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: a lady and

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: like you know i think what he

[howard]: if

[franklin]: did

[howard]: there's

[franklin]: it was perfectly fine yeah

[howard]: i would have been honored if i
was if i was that lady which i

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: the only difference between me and her
is that i'm also a lady but i

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: wasn't

[franklin]: but

[howard]: there

[franklin]: i think

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: that the account had other posts as
well and they were able to see like

[franklin]: okay no no no ladies

[howard]: m

[franklin]: talking about like hell in the cell
two thousand ten like

[howard]: yeah yeah they

[franklin]: you know

[howard]: are like oh she was like my
name is

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: gladys

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: and i i love max landis and
they look at his other post and its

[howard]: just

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: fled actually i think

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: beast is the best

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: x man because he's smart

[franklin]: that's exactly what probably what happened i
think it's a little uncle uncle potentially

[howard]: ah

[franklin]: revision of history from here say

[howard]: well it makes

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: it makes you know history is written
by the winners and brother you and me

[howard]: are winners

[franklin]: brother yeah miami

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: baby were winners

[howard]: m dwainewade

[franklin]: so

[howard]: style

[franklin]: so i am not going to watch
now you see me so we're goin i

[franklin]: rented it i mean it

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: has my money they received my money
from the red box bah

[howard]: yeah well red

[franklin]: not

[howard]: box got your money but

[franklin]: red

[howard]: jessie

[franklin]: box got

[howard]: is

[franklin]: my

[howard]: very

[franklin]: money

[howard]: good yeah

[franklin]: but they get residual they probably they
get they get a call on

[howard]: that's

[franklin]: the phone and they

[howard]: small

[franklin]: go hey

[howard]: money

[franklin]: we got another nice me purchase jessie
the

[howard]: and it goes very good would you
like to say a magic

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: trick

[franklin]: an as

[howard]: god that guy is a nerve dude
i don't

[franklin]: ah

[howard]: i don't even want to see him
around man if he came if he came

[howard]: on to our podcast i'd say

[franklin]: i

[howard]: thank you for being on our show
sir

[franklin]: yeah

[franklin]: you know what i would do it
that jerk step foot here and was on

[franklin]: our

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: podcast

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: oh thanks so much and i really
appreciate

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: you being here dude

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: you're like i'm just a huge fan

[howard]: it's like i if that guy someone
you know van

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: our boss said okay we're gonna get
jessie island on her so in a week

[franklin]: m

[howard]: you know what i would do

[franklin]: m oh lay

[howard]: i

[franklin]: it

[howard]: would

[franklin]: on me

[howard]: watch every single one of his movies
so i was totally familiar with his career

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: yeah yeah an

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: i'd

[franklin]: that's

[howard]: i'd

[franklin]: awesome

[howard]: be watching i'd be watching the squid
and the whale i'd be

[franklin]: hm

[howard]: watching adventure land

[franklin]: i already

[howard]: i've been

[franklin]: saw

[howard]: watching

[franklin]: that yeah

[howard]: to roam with love

[franklin]: would you would you

[howard]: yeah oh well maybe not

[franklin]: you

[howard]: i didn't know about that

[franklin]: uh

[howard]: well that's a whole another reason to
cancel this dude

[franklin]: m i don't know what it is
i don't know what it is

[howard]: it's it's written directed and coat

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: staring witty allen

[franklin]: oh no wow

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: i

[howard]: boy

[franklin]: didn't

[howard]: that's

[franklin]: know that

[howard]: a oh well now we've

[franklin]: it just

[howard]: got

[franklin]: sounded

[howard]: another

[franklin]: like

[howard]: reason to hate this

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: guy

[franklin]: just had an arts to me so
i immediately

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: was

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: not about it

[howard]: what about night moves

[franklin]: who's

[howard]: those

[franklin]: in that

[howard]: guys made some stinkers who

[franklin]: he's

[howard]: has

[franklin]: been

[howard]: made

[franklin]: a lot

[howard]: night moves

[franklin]: hm

[howard]: let's see you got peter

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: sars guard

[franklin]: yer fucking

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: avows himself

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: yes

[howard]: carisma there

[franklin]: uh

[howard]: he

[franklin]: uh

[howard]: was in a movie called resistance

[franklin]: cut yeah

[howard]: this guy sucks man

[franklin]: yeah i

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: don't

[howard]: he's

[franklin]: like

[howard]: got

[franklin]: him

[howard]: he's got his directorial

[franklin]: m

[howard]: debut

[franklin]: what's that

[howard]: it's called when you finish saving the
world which is a really annoying name and

[howard]: i guess what it's based on a
book that was written by jessie eisenberg

[franklin]: the bat

[howard]: what a fucking nerve dude he is
white

[franklin]: uh

[howard]: it doesn't get much whiter than jessie
isenburg

[franklin]: no

[howard]: dude

[franklin]: no thank you

[howard]: i

[franklin]: well

[howard]: don't i don't like him you know
what i don't even i hope fan doesn't

[howard]: get him on our show because i
wouldn't enjoy watching all of his movies

[franklin]: no and i wouldn't enjoy thanking him
for being on and boosting

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: our fucking status

[howard]: i'm begging him to recweit that he
was on our show

[franklin]: yeah yeah

[howard]: yeh

[franklin]: i'm begging him to be like ah

[howard]: yeah i am sorry to bother you
big boy i wouldn't

[franklin]: that's a

[howard]: i

[franklin]: he

[howard]: wouldn't

[franklin]: is

[howard]: even say that to him i'd say
i wouldn't say sorry to bout you big

[howard]: boy say

[franklin]: a

[howard]: i want to talk about whose cock
my daughter has been sucking

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: m yeah what's going on bret

[franklin]: what's your movie big man uh

[howard]: well you know we're in the halloween
season and you and i i think a

[howard]: weakness in our show is that we
don't always get into the seasonal spirit of

[howard]: things you

[franklin]: you

[howard]: know

[franklin]: promise

[howard]: we just kind

[franklin]: people

[howard]: of

[franklin]: on patroon that we're gonna do something
spooky the moment

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: i read that i went

[howard]: yeah i know because we hate it
we hate all that stuff

[franklin]: i mean it's just our schedule and
what i'm just like

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: there's no way there's no

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: way we're doing any theme

[howard]: well i picked

[franklin]: good

[howard]: a spooky mo i picked a spooky
we could

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: we

[franklin]: boy

[howard]: could do a match on a spooky
spooky match or something

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: i guess

[franklin]: i mean i'm

[howard]: but

[franklin]: down

[howard]: i got yeah sure i a spooky
spooky movie for us to watch to night

[howard]: franklin

[franklin]: well boy

[howard]: it's called m

[franklin]: yeah oh

[howard]: the the patient

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: you know medical patients

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: the patients lament

[franklin]: sounds

[howard]: and

[franklin]: artistic

[howard]: it's yeah well it's like an went

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: kind of movie it's

[franklin]: what's the actual studio though

[howard]: it's a c seventeen

[franklin]: okay

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: gotcha

[howard]: so so it's it's about this mental
hospital in up state and one of the

[howard]: things that's so scared about this movie
is they never say what state they always

[howard]: just say oh

[franklin]: m

[howard]: setting

[franklin]: up

[howard]: you

[franklin]: state

[howard]: up state yeah

[franklin]: it could

[howard]: which

[franklin]: be

[howard]: i

[franklin]: anything

[howard]: mean

[franklin]: from vermont to

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: fucking vera new hampshire

[howard]: delaware

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: new hampshire one

[franklin]: delawares

[howard]: of those

[franklin]: like a fucking blip

[howard]: yeah it's not

[franklin]: like

[howard]: even on my radar brother

[franklin]: delaware can suck my dick to our
at it if i'm being like perfectly honest

[franklin]: like it's too small

[howard]: you know fuck delaware fuck maryland fuck

[franklin]: i

[howard]: west

[franklin]: issue

[howard]: virginia

[franklin]: of mirror

[howard]: yeah i do

[franklin]: well fuck west west virginia for sure
i don't have too

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: much of a mon pickwick maryland that

[howard]: you

[franklin]: whole

[howard]: know what

[franklin]: area

[howard]: if you're living in a state that
don't get bakin babes fast cars rich bit

[howard]: coin moguls i don't

[franklin]: m

[howard]: want to hear about it

[franklin]: m

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: hm

[howard]: yeah it is bizarre to

[franklin]: it

[howard]: live

[franklin]: is

[howard]: somewhere there aren't bitcoinmogles

[franklin]: the patients lament this

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: is a c twenty five you said

[howard]: yeah c seventeen so

[franklin]: of course

[howard]: they get the lead in this movie
she gets sent up state because she had

[howard]: she

[franklin]: just

[howard]: was in she was at a school
and all of a sudden she starts freaking

[howard]: out acting all crazy

[franklin]: m

[howard]: like she's she's in the hallway you
know they got lockers on either side of

[howard]: the hal and she's running from

[franklin]: in

[howard]: one

[franklin]: a hospital

[howard]: side to the other no this is
while she's in school she

[franklin]: okay

[howard]: she's running back and forth smashing from
side to side she goes like run run

[howard]: run smashed run run

[franklin]: to

[howard]: run

[franklin]: like

[howard]: run

[franklin]: a locker

[howard]: run smash yeah i know the

[franklin]: i

[howard]: lockers

[franklin]: hope screech

[howard]: over and

[franklin]: is

[howard]: over

[franklin]: in one of those

[howard]: yeah there's a nord in one of
them it's jessie isenburg

[franklin]: what's the big idea

[howard]: i'm trying to sleep in here

[franklin]: some jock shoved

[howard]: so

[franklin]: me in here

[howard]: so they're like oh you've gone too
crazy there madam you've got they call her

[howard]: madam even though she was a teen

[franklin]: m i like the principle

[howard]: because

[franklin]: or

[howard]: and

[franklin]: something

[howard]: yeah yeah

[franklin]: was it building

[howard]: it's the guidance councillor

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: guidance councillor it's played by um

[franklin]: a

[howard]: oh you know jeff

[franklin]: the guy

[howard]: jeff

[franklin]: the

[howard]: bridget

[franklin]: big fellow

[howard]: yeah jeff bridges yeah

[franklin]: yeah funny guy

[howard]: yeah he was like i got a
level with you you're too crazy we got

[howard]: to send you up state

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: so

[franklin]: yeah i'm out of there

[howard]: and so when like there's all the
scary stuff when she's on the bus going

[howard]: up state she is like looking out
the window and she'll like you know kind

[howard]: of look away and it looks normal

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: and she looks back and she like
you no window and it looks like there

[howard]: was like ghost in the window scary
stuff right

[franklin]: m

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: in song

[howard]: so then

[franklin]: like that

[howard]: so when she gets to the hospital
up state

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: um she has a room mate and
the roommates kind of spooky and the roommates

[howard]: like oh it's it's you know you've
got to be careful here because it's so

[howard]: scary

[franklin]: m

[howard]: and then a bunch of really scary
stuff happens and

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: then at the end it turns out
that she was the

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: scary one all along

[franklin]: ah why

[howard]: because she

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: was from the devil

[franklin]: oh oh

[howard]: no that's just

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: dark sighted stuff man dark cited stuff

[franklin]: boy

[howard]: always sounds absurd

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: but

[franklin]: jo was probably dark cited

[howard]: jo was our dark sited you know
what elson s dark sited the web of

[howard]: the eye of webish bog

[franklin]: i ave webagh bog is something i
do want to talk about so okay the

[franklin]: patients lamentsaring

[howard]: ah

[franklin]: jeff

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: bridges

[howard]: yeah jeff bridge is milacunis

[franklin]: oh maris

[howard]: yea she

[franklin]: hargate

[howard]: is the girl

[franklin]: to you

[howard]: she's the main girl in it the

[franklin]: oh she's an evrtothat

[howard]: yeah yeah she isn't everything the

[franklin]: jeff

[howard]: girl

[franklin]: bridges

[howard]: who

[franklin]: milacunis

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: s isenburg in the locker

[howard]: jessie senberginto lock our anna kendrick is
the roommate who

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: is like like oh this place is
scary and also the reason they say it's

[howard]: scary even before me lahunis got there
because

[franklin]: hm

[howard]: my unis was the scary thing is
that she can travel through time so she

[howard]: went back in time to

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: make the place scary and

[franklin]: m

[howard]: scare the ship out in a candric
and

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: then she's back in normal time and
then that's why anna kendrick is scary

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: and also then at

[franklin]: m

[howard]: the very end they're like oh you
can go back in time and do stuff

[howard]: and she's like yeah that's true they're
like you should have scared hitler's mother when

[howard]: she was pregnant so that she had
a heart attack and she goes

[franklin]: m

[howard]: uh it ends on cliff hanger she
goes yeah i guess i could see if

[howard]: i can that and

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: then there's a post credit scene

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: and nick fury shows up and says
we'd like to recruit you

[franklin]: wow and then you hear lincoln parks
like

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: go

[howard]: i

[franklin]: ma

[howard]: dude lincoln park man like sometimes when
i'm in my emotions i listen to that

[howard]: and i'm like

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: they know how i feel

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: yeah yeah

[franklin]: when transformers ended and they blasted that

[howard]: yeah that's

[franklin]: i guess

[howard]: sick

[franklin]: it's like

[howard]: dude

[franklin]: something like i was i was

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: almost forced to dislike them rent

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: you kind of force to dislike them
like i don't like

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: them

[howard]: because everyone was like everyone as like
that's a nerve band i'm like okay

[franklin]: right

[howard]: i

[franklin]: and

[howard]: guess

[franklin]: we

[howard]: so

[franklin]: all have friends

[howard]: but

[franklin]: are like our hard

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: core

[howard]: the

[franklin]: punk

[howard]: rock

[franklin]: people

[howard]: and rollers yeah poser band

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: but

[franklin]: so

[howard]: now

[franklin]: like

[howard]: now i listen to him like man
that's what's up

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: lincoln

[franklin]: i thought

[howard]: park

[franklin]: the j

[howard]: dude

[franklin]: s stuff

[howard]: yeah i

[franklin]: okay

[howard]: thought that was dope

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: man and i mean you know our
favorite movie of all time is that tommy

[howard]: is the white green and red ranger
video

[franklin]: oh man our favorite

[howard]: the

[franklin]: yeah i don't listen to lincoln park
i don't

[howard]: no i don't really listen to much
music but yeah

[franklin]: i've

[howard]: that

[franklin]: gone

[howard]: band

[franklin]: back

[howard]: is cool

[franklin]: and like

[howard]: though

[franklin]: enjoyed some stuff that i felt like
i wasn't allowed to enjoy because

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: it was considered poser but lincoln park
is still like this is kind of okay

[franklin]: but i don't want to like it
and i still will not

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: like it now

[howard]: but it is like it's definitely music
that like the transformers would listen to like

[howard]: if you

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: met

[franklin]: they'd

[howard]: optimist

[franklin]: listen to it

[howard]: prime ja bumblebee ratchet

[franklin]: m

[howard]: and all

[franklin]: m

[howard]: asked and they said hey earth man
what's some like good earth music wouldn't you

[howard]: probably play

[franklin]: m

[howard]: lincoln park for him

[franklin]: yeah sure

[franklin]: that's

[howard]: i think i'm gonna i'm gonna watch
darker the moon tonight

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: transformers one was

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: weird because there was that weird sub
plot with anthony anderson and like some

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: like hot australian scientists

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: and it's like these movies this seems
separate from like everything going on

[howard]: i understood that they just decided hey

[franklin]: m

[howard]: we need another babe in here besides
making

[franklin]: rihicthey're

[howard]: fox

[franklin]: just like

[howard]: yeah where can we add another babe
well it can't

[franklin]: can

[howard]: be

[franklin]: we

[howard]: a transformer

[franklin]: came sexy transformer well they just did
that in the second one

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: they did

[howard]: oh yeah

[franklin]: the

[howard]: there

[franklin]: second

[howard]: was

[franklin]: one they said

[howard]: with her tongue

[franklin]: and the

[howard]: her robot tongue they could have made
an

[franklin]: m

[howard]: evil government babe was hanging

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: out with

[franklin]: that's

[howard]: john

[franklin]: true

[howard]: tater

[franklin]: michael bay you got to figure out
how to insert more babes man i

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: think he got to hang up it
later on though

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: his like

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: librarian government

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: massa fucking you

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: know waste management fuck in the all

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: sort of anywhere

[howard]: yeah if you if

[franklin]: m

[howard]: you if you've got a character

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: that's michael bay is one of the
most progressive directors in the business because he

[howard]: casts more women than any one else
right m

[franklin]: he does that's

[howard]: uh uh

[franklin]: you know you know i i

[howard]: i

[franklin]: do

[howard]: do want to shake michael days hand
are

[franklin]: i know so he bought the whole
coganhouse and we my friends and i uh

[franklin]: we always go buy the hogan house
i don't know why

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: and growing up is like hoping i
mean were on going up were like an

[franklin]: early one but

[howard]: uh

[franklin]: when he lived here

[howard]: h

[franklin]: over

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: hoping to catch a glimpse of him
like

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: michael bay bought his house so i
know where michael bay i guess i know

[franklin]: where he lives

[howard]: well you know one of his houses
that guy has probably

[franklin]: i

[howard]: got

[franklin]: guess

[howard]: so

[franklin]: i know

[howard]: many houses

[franklin]: one of his house so if i
like

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: if i was like a jogger

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: and i just jogged

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: around that block all day and like

[howard]: you'd eventually find him

[franklin]: no i feels like backing up his
car and i like pull like right into

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: it

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: and then he's like

[howard]: oh that's a good idea

[franklin]: then he's like oh i'm so sorry
like

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: is like is there any way we
could cut around this insurance middle

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: man stuff i say

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: if only you

[howard]: be

[franklin]: could

[howard]: like

[franklin]: cast me in a movie or something

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: and then i'd heal these emotional

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: wounds i have

[howard]: i wonder what kind of car michael
bays drive on these

[franklin]: m

[howard]: days

[franklin]: fast one

[howard]: it probably just drives lambi was everywhere
he's

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: like here's my daily driver

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: where's my special car and they're all
just a mercy a log

[franklin]: oh man so i didn't

[howard]: that's

[franklin]: want

[howard]: like

[franklin]: i

[howard]: cool

[franklin]: did

[howard]: dude

[franklin]: have a on a topic i had

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: some stuff here i had i had
like a list of stuff we're deep in

[franklin]: thes i wanted to talk about yattle

[howard]: oh yeah let's do

[franklin]: m

[howard]: it she's

[franklin]: so

[howard]: coming back

[franklin]: she's coming back addle is back unfortunately
some only

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: know of yattle from the mime of
the green flash

[howard]: ye

[franklin]: light on the

[howard]: it's

[franklin]: bed

[howard]: disrespectful

[franklin]: you seen it

[howard]: yeah i wish i hadn't

[franklin]: i know but

[howard]: he

[franklin]: you know it looks like she's going
a duel of count duco soyatleis the female

[franklin]: yoga species and the fantom menace she
died in legends that's garbage nobody cares i

[franklin]: know it's a big emotional thing where
she sacrificed her life rani and people liked

[franklin]: it you

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: have a

[howard]: but

[franklin]: chance

[howard]: it's not cannon

[franklin]: yale could be alive even

[howard]: a

[franklin]: during time of ray is what i'm
trying to get at

[howard]: oh that would be so sick dude

[franklin]: wouldn't that be sick so they can't
kill her off i'm just worried

[howard]: no they are going to here's my
prediction legit

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: they're going to bring her back and
grog is going a go with her

[franklin]: you think so

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: oh that'd

[howard]: she might

[franklin]: be good

[howard]: even be grog's mom

[franklin]: she might be but then who's the
daddy

[howard]: yeah me oh oh

[franklin]: i saw rich on twitter

[howard]: m

[franklin]: say duco maybe they might have had
a thing

[howard]: oh yeah i could see that brother
because

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: that's a

[franklin]: there's

[howard]: that's a good looking woman right there

[franklin]: it is it is brown

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: brown

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: flowing hair i mean i'm excited

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: like

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: she needs to live though whatever hap
like now i'm concerned i have anxiety now

[franklin]: that like

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: you have this potential to have atle
this character from the prequels who as long

[franklin]: as she's like a hundred years younger
than nota can still be alive

[howard]: yes

[franklin]: in the sequel trilogy

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: like

[howard]: yeah once you hit nine hundred you're
done

[franklin]: yeah but like if she's seven hundred
s got plenty of time

[howard]: yeah absolutely i would love to see
uh well so this is a cartoon right

[franklin]: yes

[howard]: but

[franklin]: but she

[howard]: is it made

[franklin]: her survival can entail

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: that she might be around longer

[howard]: franklin i've pledged you that i'm going
to watch this cartoon

[franklin]: oh okay

[howard]: my

[franklin]: i mean

[howard]: i

[franklin]: it's

[howard]: pledge

[franklin]: a short

[howard]: it

[franklin]: many

[howard]: upon

[franklin]: series

[howard]: my my uncle's heart

[franklin]: i think

[howard]: that i will watch it

[franklin]: i hope it's good i mean

[howard]: good or not i'm going to watch
it

[franklin]: we'll see

[howard]: i swear i swear to you i
swear

[franklin]: m

[howard]: to all of our patron patrons and

[franklin]: hm

[howard]: i swear i swear to tony stark

[franklin]: wow all

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: new to that man

[howard]: all right when's it coming out yeah
that is

[franklin]: that

[howard]: insane

[franklin]: as well

[howard]: when when does it come out what
day

[franklin]: it's like october twenty six or something
like next

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: week

[howard]: that's

[franklin]: or

[howard]: coming

[franklin]: some

[howard]: right up brother

[franklin]: you got time

[howard]: all

[franklin]: to

[howard]: right

[franklin]: train

[howard]: yeah i got i got to learn
about all of my it's just about ladle

[howard]: yattllevel

[franklin]: well at leadlabout the same

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: they might speak

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: the same

[howard]: they might

[franklin]: what's interesting is this is the first
time

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: we're going to see anything between the
period of the fantom menace an attack of

[franklin]: the cones because those ten years are
unexplored

[howard]: oh that's

[franklin]: that's

[howard]: cool

[franklin]: that's ten years where we don't know
anything really

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: we know anikin coming up this might
even be a little bit before fantom menace

[franklin]: possibly

[howard]: yeah who

[franklin]: again

[howard]: that would be cool

[franklin]: unexplored

[howard]: too

[franklin]: territory so i'm

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: i mean i got yattle fever you
know

[howard]: yeah everyone

[franklin]: i'm excited

[howard]: does man yeah and what are you
thinking about and and disores

[franklin]: i love it man we're

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: not going to do this i know
you're not crazy about it but i love

[franklin]: it i mean

[howard]: i'm all right with it it doesn't
doesn't send me to heaven but

[franklin]: monmohmas

[howard]: i ain't mattminmatha's

[franklin]: had an obnoxious ten daughter as a

[howard]: car is sucking awesome

[franklin]: is awesome her husband's

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: cool has got a pony

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: tail

[howard]: her husband is cool he doesn't want

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: to hear all this bumper ship

[franklin]: yeah it's like politics

[howard]: yeah i respect that guy a lot

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: i like that the little loony lefty
kid died

[franklin]: yeah yeah yeah

[howard]: oh read my manifesto i wrote

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: now i don't have to

[franklin]: what's he going to say man

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: did you read it man i would
just

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: say and

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: they were

[howard]: i

[franklin]: already

[howard]: read

[franklin]: out

[howard]: it it was great what was

[franklin]: eh

[howard]: your favorite part oh i like to
when you were raising all those points m

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: m oh

[franklin]: i mean nemi did pass away letting
gorn

[howard]: yeah gorn

[franklin]: oh my god god

[howard]: goron member how are you doing sir

[franklin]: oh did you see the eye

[howard]: the i of wevish bog sir

[franklin]: the iron ver got the name of
the planet

[howard]: ven vind or something

[franklin]: i forgot the name of the planet
but yes

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: i like and our man i love
it like i'm a

[howard]: i

[franklin]: sucker

[howard]: just

[franklin]: for

[howard]: i

[franklin]: all

[howard]: want

[franklin]: this

[howard]: more i want more little aliens i

[franklin]: you'll

[howard]: want

[franklin]: get

[howard]: more

[franklin]: them

[howard]: little

[franklin]: they're

[howard]: guys

[franklin]: coming

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: they're coming

[howard]: well i'm gonna i'm a waiting one
of my and my friends i think is

[howard]: going to like at the most is
out of the country right now and i

[howard]: can't wait for her to get back
and watch it

[franklin]: nice

[howard]: you know that's what a good friend
i am is i want my friends to

[howard]: be happy even

[franklin]: me too

[howard]: even when i'm miserable

[franklin]: uh

[howard]: and boy i'm miserable watching nan or

[franklin]: i think it's better than be one
m

[howard]: no there was so many more aliens
and it would be one

[franklin]: there was alien in the first couple
episodes when they were still

[howard]: it was like

[franklin]: on

[howard]: one

[franklin]: the big

[howard]: there

[franklin]: as

[howard]: was

[franklin]: alien

[howard]: yeah it was one big alien

[franklin]: there's

[howard]: but

[franklin]: a little guy too

[howard]: a little droit

[franklin]: little guy little guy alien

[howard]: m i didn't see him

[franklin]: man

[howard]: there was the best little guy in
oban though the one who was on his

[howard]: cell phone

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: was like mebbe

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: yeah we

[howard]: that

[franklin]: just love

[howard]: up

[franklin]: all little guys bro did

[howard]: we

[franklin]: you finish

[howard]: do man

[franklin]: holk

[howard]: yeah boy

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: i didn't like where that went

[franklin]: you are

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: the target audience

[howard]: m i know and

[franklin]: and

[howard]: it

[franklin]: you

[howard]: just

[franklin]: didn't like it

[howard]: no i

[franklin]: m

[howard]: thought i was trying i don't know
what i was trying to do but i

[howard]: wish it i just had

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: a big exciting fight scene at the
end and that was the end

[franklin]: well

[howard]: but

[franklin]: you

[howard]: instead

[franklin]: know what

[howard]: they were like oh we're fourth

[franklin]: kay

[howard]: walled

[franklin]: you know i don't hate women so
i loved it

[howard]: i loved it all up until the
end when i decided oh i don't like

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: women any more m

[franklin]: h can that's not what they're supposed
to do man oh god

[howard]: yeah i was with it until the
end and

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: i was like oh man women what
do they know

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: m

[howard]: oh that's true

[franklin]: that's you about

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: women

[howard]: hm no i love women man i
love our women fans especially those are the

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: best

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: women of all

[franklin]: i was telling him

[howard]: all

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: yeah i do say that to them

[franklin]: you do i don't know why

[howard]: yeah i don't know it just seems
right

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: in the moment

[franklin]: ah m

[howard]: let's say do you want

[franklin]: m

[howard]: to handle some of these do you
have

[franklin]: that's

[howard]: any the topics you wan to talk
about or you want to

[franklin]: i

[howard]: talk

[franklin]: don't

[howard]: about late

[franklin]: don't i don't even like the topics
i brought up

[howard]: yeah we got a couple of questions
we could deal with here i guess

[franklin]: yeah yeah

[howard]: if you're

[franklin]: we

[howard]: interested

[franklin]: do no no no

[howard]: we don't

[franklin]: no

[howard]: have

[franklin]: no no no no no

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: no

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: let's

[franklin]: okay

[howard]: see yeah

[franklin]: i'm not getting like the like we
have that we have an email question so

[franklin]: somebody doesn't know that that

[howard]: oh yeah

[franklin]: there were discord exclusive so we'll get

[howard]: well

[franklin]: to the

[howard]: they

[franklin]: email

[howard]: might

[franklin]: question

[howard]: yeah let's do that one

[franklin]: okay i guess

[howard]: yes

[franklin]: this one says i think i may
have read it okay it's from

[howard]: okay

[franklin]: it's from

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: ben

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: you know how many portions i'm worth
because this guy is worth a ton

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: okay

[howard]: like sixty portions

[franklin]: he's saying to do this joke with

[howard]: m

[franklin]: me here so

[howard]: okay

[franklin]: i'll do it i mean you tell
me that i didn't look at it so

[franklin]: tell me the joke

[howard]: okay

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: it's for me to read he says

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: all right knock knock

[franklin]: who's there

[howard]: jack

[franklin]: jack who

[howard]: yes jack the planet that raised from

[franklin]: that's funny

[howard]: it's pretty good and then

[franklin]: i

[howard]: he

[franklin]: like

[howard]: said

[franklin]: it

[howard]: sorry for sending two emails

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: so i guess he said oh yeah

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: he said what happened to lieutenant gorn
yes

[franklin]: bro serious like goren's

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: death so quick he just got shot

[howard]: we was gorn the snitch the imperial
snitch guy

[franklin]: yes he worked for the empire

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: he lost his wife he lost his
promotion he was like like

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: he's like the they'll hang you for
this if you know when they find s

[franklin]: like

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: i've served you for

[howard]: my

[franklin]: you for seven years i deserve worse
something like that i think

[howard]: what

[franklin]: he meant

[howard]: a nerve

[franklin]: like yeah i liked gorn it's a
shame he is dead though

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: it was

[howard]: well

[franklin]: in an instant they killed gorn

[howard]: rest that's how it happens man

[franklin]: a

[howard]: one day or alive next year dead

[franklin]: yeah just it was

[howard]: if if you're murdered it was run
by fruiting that only happens if you're murdered

[howard]: though a lot it's always suspicious

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: if somebody was alive one day and
dead the next because

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: they probably got murdered

[franklin]: right

[howard]: so

[franklin]: but

[howard]: goren

[franklin]: when you're

[howard]: was for sure murdered

[franklin]: yeah much like angela lansbury because it
was fine just

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: like a week ago

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: just like me

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: like she listened to

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: uncle to uncle one ninety eight but
now when one ninety nine is out like

[franklin]: you can't listen like we're so close
to two hundred

[howard]: yeah i know she is not that
disrespectful oh

[franklin]: i hate to say this but she's
you know she's

[howard]: a

[franklin]: not gonna be rude is she like

[howard]: no

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: no she would never be rude

[franklin]: no

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: no so let

[howard]: angela

[franklin]: me get the next

[howard]: yeah okay

[franklin]: yeah you could you could google angela
lands berry buddy

[howard]: i was always going to look her
up when she was young see how that

[howard]: was

[franklin]: see she was something for daddy let's
pull

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: it up and share your screen if
you find out

[howard]: all right yeah let me let me
take a look here anyway

[franklin]: all right

[howard]: you want to get this next question
here

[franklin]: yea okay i gotta scroll a lot
here um

[howard]: not really

[franklin]: so

[howard]: anything for daddy she

[franklin]: okay

[howard]: just looked like her but young

[franklin]: no

[howard]: that's weird i've never actually i'm goin
to show it because i've never

[franklin]: show it

[howard]: seen somebody who

[franklin]: hold

[howard]: i mean she was like a

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: never we've talked about always old but

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: she was a never never young look
at her

[franklin]: the young i want to be

[howard]: i want to be

[franklin]: like forty

[howard]: never young

[franklin]: last like like like you know i
don't know man i mean i guess it's

[franklin]: so black

[howard]: she just

[franklin]: and white and like high contrast

[howard]: she looks she

[franklin]: m

[howard]: looks just like angela lands berry

[franklin]: she she looks she'll

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: be on a game of thrones there
but people can't see this dude okay so

[franklin]: like whatever yeah like she was old
like she always looked old like i got

[franklin]: it you know

[howard]: okay

[franklin]: i

[howard]: fine

[franklin]: mean i'm not disagree with you like
i'm not going to say okay well you

[franklin]: know what i'd have sex because what
if

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: i hear a knock on my door
and he's like oh yeah well put

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: your money where your mouth is

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: and like

[howard]: prove

[franklin]: no

[howard]: it

[franklin]: i lied mab you're old

[howard]: madam

[franklin]: her old

[howard]: your madam your you rest now

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: all right con had a question of
which celebrity or twitter personality you so culturiely

[franklin]: devoted to that you would name your
first born child after them just to get

[franklin]: them to follow back on twitter

[howard]: oh um let's say

[franklin]: m

[howard]: probably jamila

[franklin]: m

[howard]: gamel

[franklin]: there you go

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: a buff bag well

[howard]: yeah yeah definite

[franklin]: m

[howard]: bag well

[franklin]: m i trust i trust them

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: ah

[howard]: he's real

[franklin]: all right

[howard]: oh now how many of these questions
are we going to do

[franklin]: so

[howard]: brother is so many

[franklin]: let's go through a quick couple of
these quickly here

[howard]: all right

[franklin]: so john's asking here the lady in
the apartment below me and i share a

[franklin]: porch she insists on buying

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: all these decorations and and fake plants
and

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: inevitably it all gets blown over by
the on the porch by the wind am

[franklin]: i

[howard]: ah

[franklin]: wrong at this point to punch something
off the porch instead of picking it up

[franklin]: to help her

[howard]: no but i don't think you're obligated
to pick it up you can just let

[howard]: it blow away i would

[franklin]: i

[howard]: say

[franklin]: mean

[howard]: it's the most reasonable solution here

[franklin]: i mean who does he think he
is

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: i'm looking at famous punchers

[howard]: sebastian janikowski

[franklin]: it's goin to say pat macafi

[howard]: oh yeah what do you think you
are pat makupi yeah

[franklin]: fact

[howard]: that's her problem i don't see how
that's any involvement of you

[franklin]: well

[howard]: one way or the other

[franklin]: i mean yeah now is this the
same neighbor he had the cat litter issue

[franklin]: with as well with the pole play
stunk

[howard]: i don't know maybe you should move
to someone where the people aren't dumb asses

[franklin]: yeah all

[howard]: that's

[franklin]: right

[howard]: my

[franklin]: that's

[howard]: advactualy

[franklin]: when i did want to

[howard]: moved

[franklin]: get here

[howard]: to the venn speech

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: uh

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: i would say yeah you just stopped
picking them up you know

[howard]: yeah don't don't worry about it

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: that's her her decorations

[franklin]: yeah you're not trying to get an
end one here

[howard]: yeah i don't love decorations at all
to be honest with you

[franklin]: yeah it depends i mean what if

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: it's a hiding can poster with three
butts and thongs you don't

[howard]: okay

[franklin]: like

[howard]: that's

[franklin]: us you don't like

[howard]: that's

[franklin]: decorations

[howard]: different well you know if it's the
swedish becuni team we're talking

[franklin]: all

[howard]: all

[franklin]: right

[howard]: right

[franklin]: this question i did want to get
really badly

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: because i got some discussion here

[howard]: m caught

[franklin]: anne

[howard]: your

[franklin]: in his

[howard]: eye

[franklin]: asking how would you react

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: to getting owned by the josmoshow

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: the

[howard]: uh

[franklin]: joeshmo show is where they made

[howard]: h

[franklin]: a fake reality t v and they
basically truman showed somebody so somebody's acting to

[franklin]: be like your best friend somebody's like
a jerk and then at the end after

[franklin]: putting you to some crazy reality show
experience they reveal it was all a front

[franklin]: and

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: it's a horrible experience to go through
to be lied and deceived like this and

[franklin]: they stopped

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: doing it for that reason i think

[howard]: so

[franklin]: one of the guys fell in love
with for the cast and like oh man

[franklin]: she likes me so like they had
to title it back be like you know

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: like keep saying you're like a brother
brother to me so like this guy doesn't

[howard]: kay

[franklin]: think you love like you love him

[howard]: so what does the guy who doesn't
know he's on the reality show think does

[howard]: he think it's just like a real
world

[franklin]: he thinks

[howard]: kind of

[franklin]: it's

[howard]: show

[franklin]: a

[howard]: where there's

[franklin]: different

[howard]: no

[franklin]: reality show

[howard]: yeah but is it like a competition

[franklin]: it's

[howard]: or

[franklin]: like

[howard]: is

[franklin]: a

[howard]: it

[franklin]: competition

[howard]: just like a

[franklin]: like you get voted off

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: like natasha

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: lazaro was on joshmo

[howard]: oh yeah one of the great

[franklin]: one of the creates one of the
comedians

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: of all time

[howard]: yeah she exists and we all know
about her

[franklin]: got nothing against the right in the
kitchen at the w sometimes

[howard]: yeah we

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: love that one

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: yeah i don't so but okay so

[franklin]: everybody's

[howard]: like

[franklin]: in

[howard]: people

[franklin]: on the joke except you you are
the

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: so they picked the most

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: average man in america and

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: everybody around them

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: is crazy

[howard]: and then at the yeah

[franklin]: at the

[howard]: and then

[franklin]: like so at the end of the
i think the last episode of the first

[franklin]: season i think this guy who has
voted off shows up with a gun

[howard]: uh

[franklin]: and then

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: like it's like

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: you know a flag

[howard]: they went

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: and then there's like hey it was
just a joke it was you know you

[franklin]: got a hundred you got five hundred
thousand dollars you were on the joe smoke

[franklin]: show and like the first

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: guy who ho was on it it's
like then when i interviewed him like a

[franklin]: little bit after s like like hey
did you you know how is your experience

[franklin]: like i don't like that i was

[howard]: m

[franklin]: called a shmo in front of entire

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: country like

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: like who wants to be a sma
that's the most embarrassing thing i don't care

[franklin]: about five hundred grand

[howard]: that is the most embarrassing thing you
can be

[franklin]: like to be considered super fucking average
i think that's the worst part not even

[franklin]: so much that i'm believing everything around
me like

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: that's kind of their job it's the
fact that they considered me bland

[howard]: yeah that is heart breaking i would
i would love to be how would

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: i react to getting showed by it
i

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: would say

[franklin]: five hundred

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: grand

[howard]: you know what i would i would
really try to take like the high road

[howard]: be like oh so you think it's
comical that i'm just an average ordinary man

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: well to me

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: maybe an average ordinary man is the
only person with any morals in here and

[howard]: that i would walk

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: out i would turn

[franklin]: what

[howard]: on my heel

[franklin]: the

[howard]: and

[franklin]: the

[howard]: straight

[franklin]: giant

[howard]: out

[franklin]: check of five hundred

[howard]: with

[franklin]: grant

[howard]: a giant check tucked under my arm

[franklin]: just walk

[howard]: m

[franklin]: away

[howard]: m

[franklin]: just

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: right under your grasp inter your arm
pit like you're hole in a pence between

[franklin]: it

[howard]: good day to you and i will
take this money

[franklin]: this money is

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: no good

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: no good for me that's why i
will

[howard]: ah

[franklin]: i'm going to donate this

[howard]: ah

[franklin]: charity on my own

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: time don't worry don't

[howard]: and the

[franklin]: track

[howard]: charity is buying myself a porch night
eleven

[franklin]: never forget

[howard]: yeah yeah i wouldn't mind at all
man you can joe for all i know

[howard]: i am bnjoshmit you know

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: i've always had i've always had a
wonder though i think i'm a bad actor

[howard]: think if i

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: was just being filmed unknown to me
on a reality show

[franklin]: m

[howard]: i would

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: think they would still look at me
and be like boy that guy is like

[howard]: a terrible actor

[franklin]: yeah you like so as for breakfast

[howard]: m

[franklin]: everybody yeah

[howard]: i'm sure hungry

[franklin]: m

[howard]: be like well this guy sucks

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: m

[franklin]: too much of a smoke right off
m

[howard]: so anyway then there was a lot
of talk about the joms show

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: but that's

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: hard

[franklin]: i was

[howard]: to say

[franklin]: ignored that

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: well i mean just get

[howard]: mason

[franklin]: to some other questions here man

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: there's too many

[howard]: yeah mason well do this one as
a good question

[franklin]: let's

[howard]: if

[franklin]: do

[howard]: you had

[franklin]: mason

[howard]: to choose someone to be the new
actual god who would it be can be

[howard]: anyone except yourself and he said

[franklin]: new

[howard]: that

[franklin]: actual

[howard]: fictional living

[franklin]: god

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: i'm

[howard]: like

[franklin]: not going

[howard]: i

[franklin]: to

[howard]: said

[franklin]: be one

[howard]: it

[franklin]: of

[howard]: jesus

[franklin]: these like bill murray man he's awesome
sauce

[howard]: s epic bro

[franklin]: you know

[howard]: fucking bacon

[franklin]: i want

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: to be somebody doesn't want to do
the job so like

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: jack allison maybe

[howard]: no he would like it

[franklin]: no he would at it

[howard]: uh uh

[franklin]: you didn't want to be got of
a

[howard]: right

[franklin]: slur fan dude and king

[howard]: yeah i'd pick

[franklin]: no

[howard]: olivia wild because she was the god
of

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: her movie and

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: it went real bad

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: olivia while that's an interesting one yeah
i

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: have no problem of her being god

[howard]: yeah i mean

[franklin]: yes

[howard]: shoot she it only went bad for
her you know at

[franklin]: yes

[howard]: least

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: i feel like as it's going now
for current god as far as i know

[howard]: it's just bad for everyone else

[franklin]: all right so olivia

[howard]: yes

[franklin]: wild would be god

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: yeah i mean that's a big responsibility

[howard]: m

[franklin]: for her yeah

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: i think she would

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: not do the best job

[howard]: no

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: i think she she wouldn't

[franklin]: m

[howard]: do a good job in a way
that would be more troublesome for her than

[howard]: for us humans

[franklin]: yes yeh it would back lash at
her and she'd just be like

[howard]: uh uh yeah

[franklin]: ah

[howard]: all right man you want to ask
any more of these or do we want

[howard]: to just call it a day

[franklin]: all right you know let me just
get to that was mason's question

[howard]: yeah oh

[franklin]: all right let me see doctors question
here this is a little

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: vulgar

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: but when you wake

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: up in the middle of the night
to go number three puk do you turn

[franklin]: on the light or do it in
the

[howard]: m

[franklin]: dark if you had the

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: like puk the

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: dark

[howard]: yeah always

[franklin]: no

[howard]: because

[franklin]: you got to see what's going on

[howard]: no if you turn on the light
then it will wake you up it makes

[howard]: your you know mind hormones turn into
wake mode and and you can't go back

[howard]: to sleep

[franklin]: you've had to wake up in the
middle of the night randomly le pug

[howard]: well i'm not not often at least

[franklin]: i've

[howard]: but

[franklin]: never

[howard]: i think

[franklin]: like if i've had the puke

[howard]: m

[franklin]: it's before and i can't go to
bed otherwise

[howard]: when i was a little kid i
used to poke a lot in

[franklin]: well

[howard]: the middle of the night

[franklin]: well that's yeah that's like a random
yeah like when i was a little kid

[franklin]: too but like as

[howard]: yeah i

[franklin]: as

[howard]: wonder

[franklin]: a

[howard]: why

[franklin]: man

[howard]: little kids are poking grown men aren't

[franklin]: i mean

[howard]: should

[franklin]: as

[howard]: bring

[franklin]: a man

[howard]: back

[franklin]: first

[howard]: night puking

[franklin]: i fight it and i'm in tears
when i'm throwing up like

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: i don't

[howard]: you're

[franklin]: want

[howard]: sobbing

[franklin]: to

[howard]: like a baby

[franklin]: i am just like why is this
happening

[howard]: like

[franklin]: and it's just fuck you man i
don't know you you

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: like you were one of those

[howard]: ah

[franklin]: people like oh i threw up all
the time it's nothing

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: that's not

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: a good thing

[howard]: i go i throw up it's on
flak

[franklin]: it's not a good thing

[howard]: no i don't throw up very much
dude

[franklin]: nor do i

[howard]: i

[franklin]: i

[howard]: don't

[franklin]: hate it

[howard]: i don't i don't cry like i'm
crying like a baby but here is to

[howard]: come out of my

[franklin]: well

[howard]: eyes

[franklin]: that's

[howard]: man

[franklin]: what i'm saying i'm not crying

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: but i'm saying

[howard]: it's

[franklin]: like

[howard]: like if you ever like you ever
get head butted in the nose by your

[howard]: dogs like you start

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: crying but you're not like you're just
like

[franklin]: i'm

[howard]: my eyes

[franklin]: i'm not crying but like you

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: know it is what it is

[howard]: you

[franklin]: like

[howard]: know every every morning when i wake
up i'm so tired and my eyes are

[howard]: just crying

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: i'm so tired

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: i cry every damn day and i'm
still a man

[franklin]: that's right mate man said that too

[howard]: yeah that's right i was man i
love that guy

[franklin]: uh

[howard]: uh let's say i'm gonna i want
to get one last question

[franklin]: get one

[howard]: here

[franklin]: last one man

[howard]: all right this is it's from don
i love dane man he is the cream

[howard]: of the crop he

[franklin]: i

[howard]: says

[franklin]: like dean man

[howard]: yeah gets a hard time but he
shouldn't you know everyone

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: else should but den he says is
self love overrated

[franklin]: are you talking about

[howard]: it is

[franklin]: talking about

[howard]: treating your body like an amusing park

[franklin]: reading your body like an amusement a
that's a good drop

[howard]: i

[franklin]: m

[howard]: yeah i don't

[franklin]: m

[howard]: think that i think he's talking about
you know the people who were like oh

[howard]: i'm treating myself today i'm going to
take a warm bubble bath and

[franklin]: right

[howard]: you know

[franklin]: you

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: is it overrated

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: you

[howard]: it

[franklin]: know

[howard]: is

[franklin]: because

[howard]: dude

[franklin]: at the end you know even when
i do all that i'm still not ex

[franklin]: cly thrilled

[howard]: yeah i'm not like oh ma that
was better use of my time than eating

[howard]: some triskets and watching a

[franklin]: you got to treat

[howard]: first

[franklin]: yourself

[howard]: ten minutes of revenge of the sith

[franklin]: you got to treat yourself a little
bit though

[howard]: yeah but you don't have to do
that stuff and you can just

[franklin]: well

[howard]: watch

[franklin]: i don't

[howard]: revenge

[franklin]: mean about going

[howard]: the smith

[franklin]: to the spot but maybe instead of
the spa you get you go down to

[howard]: vengeldesmith

[franklin]: seven eleven and you get yourself

[howard]: oh yeah

[franklin]: up

[howard]: slirpy

[franklin]: nice goodies no

[howard]: the the slippy family love

[franklin]: slirpy

[howard]: those guys

[franklin]: family due the slirpy family they love
their slirpies they love their

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: their cherry

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: vanilla coke slirpies

[howard]: yeah they love their business

[franklin]: they love socialism

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: we love him

[howard]: so socialism is when you have to
take social studies an elementary school

[franklin]: book who loves that

[howard]: not me brother

[franklin]: not sucking me either

[howard]: all right man

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: we got

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: other classics but we'll get around to
him i think is that fair to say

[howard]: franklin

[franklin]: i don't think so i don't think

[howard]: now

[franklin]: so

[howard]: we're

[franklin]: i want

[howard]: never

[franklin]: new questions

[howard]: going to get around to those questions
i want new questions too

[franklin]: yeah like i'm sorry the van episode
got god should knocked the questions down and

[franklin]: now there's too many

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: now it's late

[howard]: i didn't i didn't even like the
questions that we did tonight

[franklin]: i like them

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: i liked them for being bad

[franklin]: wow

[howard]: now they're all right

[franklin]: there right

[howard]: thank you everybody so much and yeah
i don't know we got sir

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: oh

[franklin]: yeah

[franklin]: yeah