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Despite the fearless leader of Not Just a Pretty Face Podcast being away on a 'work trip', this episode will go into the record books as the worlds best podcast ever recorded. Tabitha and Chris chat about the recent RNB Fridays, Schoolies, a Saturday Sesh at The Island and the upcoming trip to the States, and Brett dials in for a quick chat about the GREAT RACE up the Rocky stairs in Philadelphia.
Two very attractive men who have the perfect heads for radio discussing all things sport, card collecting and a lot of nonsense. At least we are having fun whilst doing it.
Produced by Media8.
Speaker 0 (0s): This is a pod fire production,
Speaker 1 (3s): Not just a pretty face. A podcast by two blokes who trust me both have a good head for radio.
Speaker 3 (23s): What's pink and fluffy?
Speaker 0 (27s): Do we wanna know? Yeah.
Speaker 3 (28s): What? Pink fluff.
Speaker 0 (30s): Oh
Speaker 3 (30s): Jesus. What's purple and fluffy?
Speaker 0 (32s): Purple fluff.
Speaker 3 (34s): Pink fluff. Holding its breath.
Speaker 0 (36s): Oh Jesus.
Speaker 3 (39s): Didn't, didn't like that one. Didn't like that
Speaker 0 (42s): One. There you go. Lucky I pressed record before
Speaker 3 (44s): That. We recording. There we
Speaker 0 (45s): Are. We're back.
Speaker 3 (45s): We're on. Did you get my first one?
Speaker 0 (47s): No. We'll get that in a minute. Good evening. How are
Speaker 3 (52s): You? Good afternoon.
Speaker 0 (52s): Good morning. Hi. How you going?
Speaker 4 (56s): Right?
Speaker 0 (56s): We're back in the studio after two week break. One week break. A little break. I don't know how long the break's been.
Speaker 3 (1m 2s): Yeah, we're
Speaker 0 (1m 3s): Not consistent. The ditch test, did I? You did. Didn't wanna be on the podcast. You told me. I don't want go
Speaker 3 (1m 9s): On that. Well, I say that all the time. I still have to be here.
Speaker 0 (1m 11s): Yeah, yeah. That's a good point actually. Anyway, how you doing?
Speaker 4 (1m 15s): I'm alright. How are
Speaker 0 (1m 16s): You guys? What you up to?
Speaker 4 (1m 17s): Not much.
Speaker 0 (1m 18s): You having a day off tomorrow here?
Speaker 4 (1m 20s): Yep.
Speaker 0 (1m 21s): Where you going?
Speaker 4 (1m 23s): Tomorrow is the R b Friday's Life Concert. Up in Brisbane?
Speaker 0 (1m 28s): Yeah.
Speaker 3 (1m 29s): Oh, this is the one with,
Speaker 0 (1m 31s): That's what the crowd was called. Nelly. Nelly.
Speaker 4 (1m 34s): No, Nelly's not gonna be
Speaker 3 (1m 35s): Nelly.
Speaker 0 (1m 35s): Shaggy. Shaggy. Shaggy wasn't me.
Speaker 4 (1m 37s): Shaggy. McLemore. McLemore. Tlc.
Speaker 3 (1m 41s): Tlc. Yep. Don't go chasing
Speaker 4 (1m 43s): Waterfalls. Aon
Speaker 0 (1m 44s): Is tlc.
Speaker 3 (1m 45s): Aon
Speaker 0 (1m 46s): Is that Don't go chasing waterfalls. Is that the one they sing on? We are the Millers.
Speaker 4 (1m 50s): It's just we the mills. But yeah,
Speaker 0 (1m 52s): Sorry, we The Millers. We were talking about that the day when the guy gets bitten on the nut. Yeah,
Speaker 3 (1m 55s): We were talking about that.
Speaker 0 (1m 57s): Yes, they And so who else is that there? There's tlc,
Speaker 4 (2m 2s): Shaggy. Shaggy, Aon
Speaker 0 (2m 4s): Who? What's Acorn Sing?
Speaker 3 (2m 6s): He's an r b slash
Speaker 4 (2m 8s): I don't know what you would know.
Speaker 0 (2m 9s): Is he a rapper? Yeah.
Speaker 4 (2m 12s): McLemore.
Speaker 0 (2m 13s): McLemore. I like Mac. He's the head. Love. Love that song.
Speaker 4 (2m 16s): Who else? I don't know if you'd know any of the other people. Jay, Sean? No. Who else is that? Sounds
Speaker 0 (2m 23s): Like a YouTuber.
Speaker 4 (2m 24s): Shanty.
Speaker 3 (2m 25s): Shanty's gone
Speaker 0 (2m 26s): Shanty.
Speaker 3 (2m 27s): She's fit.
Speaker 0 (2m 28s): Is she?
Speaker 3 (2m 29s): Is she? Yeah,
Speaker 0 (2m 30s): She Could she be the new Mrs. Bilston?
Speaker 3 (2m 34s): Probably not.
Speaker 0 (2m 34s): Does she play the cards right?
Speaker 3 (2m 36s): No. No. Tiffany, she's not playing the same game we're playing.
Speaker 0 (2m 39s): Oh, okay.
Speaker 3 (2m 40s): No, not like that.
Speaker 0 (2m 41s): You think she's a lesbian?
Speaker 3 (2m 42s): No, no, no. That's,
Speaker 0 (2m 44s): There's nothing wrong
Speaker 3 (2m 44s): With that. I you, That's where you are thinking. Well that's what you said. Yeah. No, no, no.
Speaker 0 (2m 48s): She's just, What game is she playing?
Speaker 3 (2m 49s): Well she's in like
Speaker 4 (2m 51s): Bit cooler.
Speaker 3 (2m 51s): Yeah,
Speaker 0 (2m 52s): She's set
Speaker 3 (2m 52s): On another
Speaker 0 (2m 53s): Level. She doesn't go. She's a 36 year old Harry Fatman?
Speaker 3 (2m 56s): No, she's like well famous.
Speaker 0 (2m 58s): Oh, okay. Yep. Does she sing?
Speaker 4 (3m 0s): Couldn't foolish,
Speaker 0 (3m 2s): Foolish. Do
Speaker 4 (3m 4s): You know
Speaker 0 (3m 4s): That one? No. How's it go?
Speaker 4 (3m 5s): I'm not gonna sing. Oh,
Speaker 3 (3m 6s): Okay. Don't come on.
Speaker 4 (3m 8s): No.
Speaker 0 (3m 8s): Ugh. What else is who else? Who's that?
Speaker 4 (3m 13s): My sister.
Speaker 0 (3m 14s): Oh, okay. Just your phone's ringing in the middle of a get her on? No, she gets in. She gets upset if you get on.
Speaker 3 (3m 21s): That's shanty.
Speaker 0 (3m 22s): Oh wow. Jesus. Oh,
Speaker 4 (3m 24s): I didn't know what she looked like.
Speaker 0 (3m 25s): And she sings.
Speaker 3 (3m 26s): Yeah. And she's Oh on. Say she's, She'd been her forties probably
Speaker 0 (3m 31s): In her forties. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (3m 32s): Like
Speaker 0 (3m 35s): Kreer. Yep. So rapper or sort of more
Speaker 3 (3m 39s): Think she was around the same time as like Ja Rule and
Speaker 0 (3m 43s): Destiny's Child.
Speaker 3 (3m 44s): Yeah, maybe Irv Gotti.
Speaker 0 (3m 47s): Wow.
Speaker 4 (3m 47s): Anyways,
Speaker 0 (3m 48s): Who else we got? I'm excited.
Speaker 4 (3m 50s): I think. I think. I think that's all
Speaker 3 (3m 52s): Of them. Who's going? Who you going with?
Speaker 4 (3m 55s): Three of my friends. Do
Speaker 3 (3m 56s): They have full names in your phone?
Speaker 4 (3m 58s): They do. Oh, one of them doesn't. Oh.
Speaker 0 (4m 2s): How many letters has
Speaker 4 (4m 3s): She got? She lost quite a few in at school, but she hasn't
Speaker 0 (4m 7s): Lost any. Oh she's on her way back now.
Speaker 4 (4m 7s): She hasn't lost any since we left
Speaker 3 (4m 9s): School. Controversial.
Speaker 0 (4m 10s): Okay. So yeah, but I think we got some news on the one that was getting really short. Is it shorter, isn't it?
Speaker 4 (4m 17s): Yeah, down to two letters. Two
Speaker 0 (4m 19s): Letters now. Shit.
Speaker 4 (4m 20s): Two letters. And she actually messaged me today. Did
Speaker 0 (4m 23s): She? Yep. She's And Hey babe.
Speaker 4 (4m 25s): She's like, cuz she always OMG is like, oh my God, no one ever talks to me. It's like you don't talk to us babes. And she messaged me and she's like,
Speaker 0 (4m 34s): How many emojis does she use?
Speaker 4 (4m 36s): No, it's very rarely. But it's more the punctuation. But anyways, no, she messaged me and she called me but it didn't ring cuz she's on no call id. She's like, Please answer. It's me. I wanna catch up. I was like, I'm at work.
Speaker 0 (4m 50s): Jesus.
Speaker 3 (4m 50s): Sorry Babes bitch.
Speaker 0 (4m 52s): Sorry Babes
Speaker 3 (4m 52s): Bitch. Sorry Babes. Bitch.
Speaker 0 (4m 54s): A bitch at the end.
Speaker 4 (4m 55s): Oh, also Craig David.
Speaker 0 (4m 56s): Oh I love Craig David. He was massive when I was in the uk.
Speaker 4 (5m 2s): Drew Hill.
Speaker 3 (5m 3s): Drew Hill. Fucking
Speaker 0 (5m 4s): Hell as in d r u Hill. Yeah, I know
Speaker 4 (5m 8s): Ludy Ludy.
Speaker 0 (5m 9s): Who's Ludy?
Speaker 4 (5m 10s): I'm not sure.
Speaker 0 (5m 11s): Never heard not never heard of that one.
Speaker 3 (5m 13s): Craig. David's
Speaker 0 (5m 14s): Huge. Yeah, he's massive.
Speaker 3 (5m 15s): Well
Speaker 0 (5m 16s): But so with all these artists, so what's that, 10 or 11 maybe 12 with all those artists. How long do they get on stage?
Speaker 3 (5m 22s): Oh,
Speaker 0 (5m 24s): 10 minutes sets or
Speaker 4 (5m 25s): Something. There's nine. No, so some of them get, I looked at the thing like I think McLemore gets the most, he just, it doesn't say what time he finishes,
Speaker 0 (5m 31s): But he's, Would he be last?
Speaker 4 (5m 32s): Yeah, he's last. Okay. And then the other, like the three other main ones. So tlc, Craig, David, and Acor. I think they get like an 45 minutes to an hour.
Speaker 0 (5m 43s): Jesus. Is it all day?
Speaker 4 (5m 44s): It starts at like four 30 maybe
Speaker 0 (5m 47s): In the arvo.
Speaker 4 (5m 48s): And McLemore is not until nine or 10.
Speaker 0 (5m 51s): Wow. Big day. Yep. Big day. On the you on the source. You
Speaker 3 (5m 54s): Getting Liddy?
Speaker 0 (5m 55s): Yeah
Speaker 4 (5m 55s): I am. Might be a bit exhausted.
Speaker 0 (5m 57s): Be white girl wasted.
Speaker 4 (5m 58s): Yeah. Hopefully they have good food there.
Speaker 3 (5m 60s): Do they do frozen mar readers
Speaker 4 (6m 2s): At Brisbane? Showgrounds? Yeah.
Speaker 3 (6m 4s): Maybe. And is there an aid limit? Can't
Speaker 4 (6m 7s): Be. No. It's 18 plus.
Speaker 0 (6m 10s): So yeah. So why You mean they can't be, Why
Speaker 3 (6m 13s): As in, I meant like for older people because a lot of these
Speaker 4 (6m 15s): No, no. They'll be old people there
Speaker 0 (6m 17s): For sure. Yeah cuz like some of the people on there. I know. So it must be old.
Speaker 4 (6m 22s): I hope that they have like a BWS bar. Like you know how there's a normal bars but then they've got a BWS one
Speaker 0 (6m 28s): As in like a bottle shop bar.
Speaker 4 (6m 31s): So hopefully they have good options.
Speaker 0 (6m 34s): Maybe they got like beverages like,
Speaker 4 (6m 36s): Like Cannes and stuff.
Speaker 0 (6m 37s): And what are the little bottles of water? No, they got it's like lolli water. Sel
Speaker 3 (6m 43s): Cell
Speaker 0 (6m 44s): What? Cruises. Cruises. That's them. Do reckon you're gonna get the cruises or
Speaker 4 (6m 49s): Probably not. Yeah, they're not very bang for your buck.
Speaker 0 (6m 51s): Oh aren't they get
Speaker 3 (6m 52s): The double blacks?
Speaker 4 (6m 53s): Yeah, probably
Speaker 0 (6m 54s): Into the double blacks. So you get, So how do you plan your day then? Do you getting stuck in early? Yeah. So we'll have a few before then. Settle. Oh yeah, pre.
Speaker 4 (7m 1s): Yeah, pre.
Speaker 3 (7m 2s): Because you've got a pre-game mate because
Speaker 0 (7m 3s): We're for like an eight hour concert. We're I be asleep.
Speaker 3 (7m 6s): You've gotta get up there.
Speaker 4 (7m 8s): Yeah. So we'll pre just like right before we'd leave.
Speaker 0 (7m 12s): So we're at the hotel. At
Speaker 4 (7m 13s): The hotel? Yep.
Speaker 3 (7m 13s): The hotel.
Speaker 0 (7m 14s): Yeah. She's staying Can go away bud.
Speaker 3 (7m 17s): Fuck. Fuck.
Speaker 4 (7m 18s): Night away. Well yeah.
Speaker 3 (7m 20s): Where are you staying
Speaker 4 (7m 20s): Southbank? It's a bit of a trek but it's way cheaper.
Speaker 3 (7m 24s): You haven't done that Well.
Speaker 0 (7m 26s): Yeah you
Speaker 4 (7m 26s): Scooters. It's right next to the train station. Yeah
Speaker 0 (7m 29s): You can scoot from there.
Speaker 4 (7m 29s): It's next to the train station. It's,
Speaker 3 (7m 31s): I have to mention it in the previous podcast. Sorry to interrupt. What's that? NRL draw got released today. Saw that books my magic around. Need to get some leave.
Speaker 4 (7m 40s): Not
Speaker 3 (7m 40s): Some leave. Yeah. For May next year. Well I approve my own leave so yeah, good point. There's a floor in the system and I just,
Speaker 0 (7m 47s): As long as I come with you then that's
Speaker 3 (7m 49s): Fine. No, no. Okay, that's can do.
Speaker 0 (7m 51s): That's not gonna happen. That's
Speaker 4 (7m 54s): Right. So have a PR have like quite a bit and then won't have a bit for a bit when you get there and just spread it out I guess.
Speaker 0 (8m 1s): And are we thinking sunshine or rain?
Speaker 4 (8m 3s): Well I looked, it's supposed to be sunny. Okay. And it doesn't look like it's gonna be too hot either.
Speaker 0 (8m 8s): So hat and sons or what have we
Speaker 4 (8m 10s): Got there? Probably sons I'm and sunscreen. I'm not sure about the hat.
Speaker 3 (8m 13s): Are you dressing
Speaker 4 (8m 14s): Up outfit? No, not we were gonna like
Speaker 3 (8m 16s): A squat outfit
Speaker 4 (8m 17s): We saw. No, no, no. A squad team. We saw like all the videos from like Melbourne and stuff and no one was really dressed up.
Speaker 0 (8m 23s): So No, it's in a park isn't it like the show you on the, you on the field? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So you're gonna be
Speaker 3 (8m 28s): The I'm wearing
Speaker 4 (8m 30s): No
Speaker 0 (8m 31s): You do.
Speaker 4 (8m 32s): No I haven't decided I'm gonna wear the top end jeans. I
Speaker 0 (8m 36s): Think the footwear's the most.
Speaker 4 (8m 37s): That's Oh yeah. So I was either gonna wear my blazers blazer, MITs. Yeah. Or my up tempos cuz they're
Speaker 0 (8m 45s): Really comfortable. What do you reckon is more sort of
Speaker 3 (8m 48s): Up tempos Probably better for
Speaker 4 (8m 49s): Yeah they super
Speaker 0 (8m 50s): For the
Speaker 3 (8m 50s): Feet. The feet. Yeah. I bought some shoes for our trip to America.
Speaker 0 (8m 54s): Would what you
Speaker 3 (8m 56s): Just the air force?
Speaker 0 (8m 56s): It's for the race.
Speaker 3 (8m 58s): No, no, no,
Speaker 0 (8m 59s): No. David doesn't know about the race yet. So what's the race? Okay. Have you seen the movie Rocky? Yeah. You know when he runs up the stairs and he is at the top going, we can do that. Oh
Speaker 4 (9m 11s): Are you have a race? Yeah. At the top. Top. So
Speaker 3 (9m 15s): Bit of background. We've had one race before
Speaker 4 (9m 18s): When
Speaker 0 (9m 19s): And I won.
Speaker 3 (9m 20s): Yes. At about three 30 in the morning.
Speaker 0 (9m 24s): Yeah.
Speaker 3 (9m 24s): After being at a
Speaker 0 (9m 26s): Burrito shop.
Speaker 3 (9m 28s): Roberto's tacos where we ate.
Speaker 0 (9m 30s): Do you rate it most mornings at 3:00 AM
Speaker 4 (9m 32s): Do you rate Roberto's
Speaker 0 (9m 34s): Taco? Yeah is good. The burrito was I reckon nearly as big as my arm and it at least three kilos. It was massive.
Speaker 3 (9m 40s): Okay. And when the
Speaker 0 (9m 43s): Light went green,
Speaker 3 (9m 44s): The light went green At the crossing we raced and Cross road. Cross road. Yeah. It was across, it was
Speaker 0 (9m 51s): A very long,
Speaker 3 (9m 52s): It was like it
Speaker 0 (9m 53s): Like 16 lane eyes. It was
Speaker 3 (9m 55s): Huge. Yeah. And your dad threw his leader of cola?
Speaker 0 (9m 59s): We both had a leader of color in our hands. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10m 2s): And he's thrown his,
Speaker 0 (10m 3s): I strategically emptied
Speaker 3 (10m 5s): Mines and threw it
Speaker 0 (10m 6s): Ready for the race.
Speaker 3 (10m 7s): So Litted.
Speaker 4 (10m 7s): Absolutely. He's such a literate so bad. It's disgusting.
Speaker 3 (10m 11s): It's so League of the environment
Speaker 0 (10m 12s): Still won the race.
Speaker 3 (10m 13s): Yeah. And I kept mine in my hand. Didn't spill a drop and lost by a nose. It was a fucking long nose but it was a nose. So I do admit he has the form.
Speaker 0 (10m 27s): I do have the form.
Speaker 4 (10m 29s): I think he's gonna really struggle on the stairs a
Speaker 3 (10m 31s): Hundred percent. So
Speaker 0 (10m 32s): I was telling him legs. I was telling him I'm about
Speaker 4 (10m 35s): Skinny legs.
Speaker 0 (10m 36s): Well the thing is they take the piss outta me cuz I don't have big strides. I got little short little strides. Yeah. So I was telling your mum last night and she's going, you shouldn't do that. I said well cuz she goes every time we do exercise you injure
Speaker 4 (10m 48s): Yourself. Yeah. I think you might faceplant on the
Speaker 0 (10m 50s): We've. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna make it. I don't care if I do a calf, I do a knee, whatever I'm gonna make it. I'm gonna win.
Speaker 3 (10m 55s): We've said a million times that exercise is dangerous.
Speaker 0 (10m 57s): It is a hundred percent. He
Speaker 4 (10m 58s): Is dangerous. Yeah.
Speaker 0 (10m 59s): But the thing is he's given himself a dollar 12 favoritism and me it six bucks.
Speaker 4 (11m 5s): Wow.
Speaker 0 (11m 6s): So I'm taking that six bucks all day.
Speaker 3 (11m 8s): I'm that confident.
Speaker 4 (11m 10s): I don't, I
Speaker 3 (11m 10s): Don't. You could boost that price if you want. I
Speaker 0 (11m 13s): Could
Speaker 3 (11m 13s): Boost it. I'm offering an odds boost.
Speaker 0 (11m 15s): $7 20,
Speaker 3 (11m 16s): Not seven 15.
Speaker 0 (11m 19s): There you go. Confident I've got an odds boost. Wow.
Speaker 3 (11m 22s): I don't even,
Speaker 0 (11m 22s): I don't have a chat to our mate. Hammond Sam. We can get on. Do
Speaker 4 (11m 25s): You reckon you can actually run up the stairs here? Just one
Speaker 0 (11m 27s): Flight. Don't need to. No money involved.
Speaker 4 (11m 30s): But do you reckon, I don't reckon you could.
Speaker 0 (11m 31s): Of course. How many? We actually checked how steep upstairs.
Speaker 4 (11m 37s): I reckon it's like
Speaker 3 (11m 39s): Four
Speaker 4 (11m 39s): Stories at
Speaker 3 (11m 40s): Least. I don't even think I've seen Rocky. I
Speaker 4 (11m 41s): Think it's like over what
Speaker 0 (11m 43s): The movie?
Speaker 4 (11m 43s): Yeah, it's over a hundred steps for sure.
Speaker 0 (11m 46s): Okay, well we'll look at this up. So who's your money on
Speaker 4 (11m 50s): Chris?
Speaker 3 (11m 52s): Thank you.
Speaker 0 (11m 57s): Okay. The Philadelphia Museum of Art Steps. They are rocky steps and there's a statue.
Speaker 3 (12m 3s): So what's so it's a museum. Oh, we're not going on the museum. No, she's the stairs. Yeah, it's just literally what? Well so we're getting an Uber Goh. Just wait. I nine
Speaker 4 (12m 12s): Thinks a lowkey like a tourist attraction.
Speaker 3 (12m 15s): Yeah,
Speaker 0 (12m 16s): I reckon. How long to run the rocky steps? The walk takes roughly 45 minutes through where Rocky could run it in five. I think it's part of a bus tour that's, that's wrong.
Speaker 3 (12m 29s): Well, yeah, well 45. It's gonna be a no contest. Like
Speaker 0 (12m 32s): A lot of
Speaker 3 (12m 32s): Stairs. Yeah, it's gonna be a no contest. Cause neither of us are gonna make it
Speaker 0 (12m 36s): In a 45 minute step run. Yeah. I'm gonna have to find this. Anyway. So how's your always been, Christopher?
Speaker 3 (12m 46s): Good, Good.
Speaker 0 (12m 48s): What have you been up to?
Speaker 3 (12m 51s): Yeah,
Speaker 4 (12m 52s): It's 72 steps. 72 stone steps.
Speaker 3 (12m 56s): Oh yeah. Fuck. That's easy there. Easy.
Speaker 0 (12m 58s): 36 strides.
Speaker 3 (12m 59s): Oh not even, That's like three
Speaker 4 (13m 1s): Steps. That's like three or four stories.
Speaker 0 (13m 3s): What's 72 steps? Yeah. Yeah, that's fine.
Speaker 4 (13m 7s): You
Speaker 3 (13m 8s): Like, what are you saying? He's like this. I
Speaker 4 (13m 10s): Didn't, when he walks up out one set of stairs at home.
Speaker 3 (13m 14s): No much. We had the Christmas party this week.
Speaker 0 (13m 16s): We did. How was that? Yeah, it was good. Did you enjoy it? We tried to put on a nice little gig. Was
Speaker 4 (13m 21s): Good. It was a bit boring.
Speaker 0 (13m 23s): Wow. How was the
Speaker 3 (13m 25s): Bread? The spread was
Speaker 4 (13m 25s): Oh, the bread. The bread bus and bustle. Was
Speaker 0 (13m 28s): It?
Speaker 3 (13m 29s): No, the bread was a, I didn't have any in
Speaker 0 (13m 31s): Cause she, she ate all
Speaker 3 (13m 33s): I know. But it was big as number one, which is a 50 50.
Speaker 4 (13m 38s): And it was
Speaker 3 (13m 39s): And was there was so much, so much other good stuff.
Speaker 0 (13m 43s): Oh mate, that's right. When we
Speaker 3 (13m 44s): Walked in the dumplings. Yeah, that,
Speaker 0 (13m 47s): How funny was the little dumpling you looked like a little dumpling rat statue.
Speaker 3 (13m 51s): Yeah. You can't say that. That
Speaker 0 (13m 53s): Word I did.
Speaker 3 (13m 54s): Maybe you did. And the, the spread like the salamis, cheeses, pickles. That's a good one. Some. Was it you, someone was going, Oh I have some hummus.
Speaker 4 (14m 7s): Yeah. Cause my mom, she's, It's Thomas, it's hummus. I was like, no it's not. It's green. It's green. She's like, she's like forcing me to eat it And it definitely was
Speaker 0 (14m 15s): Not. Was it wasabi?
Speaker 4 (14m 17s): No, no. I think it was mustard. Yeah it
Speaker 0 (14m 19s): Was foul.
Speaker 3 (14m 21s): Yeah. There was stuffed peppers and, And then they walked around with fish and chips, which was fucking good.
Speaker 0 (14m 26s): That was funny.
Speaker 3 (14m 27s): The burgers were delicious.
Speaker 0 (14m 28s): That little Spanish guy come up with it. And I said, what's this? And he goes, Beer. And I went, Huh. And I was with Robert, my mate and he goes, What? And I said, he is that fish now beer. And he goes, Do you mean beer battered fish? And he goes, Yeah that's it. That's it. This guy's going around. He's got beer and chips,
Speaker 3 (14m 44s): Idiot. They were good. Good Are good.
Speaker 4 (14m 48s): Yeah. Well I can't eat basically everything there. So it was just me and the bread.
Speaker 0 (14m 53s): And how many bits do you reckon you ate?
Speaker 4 (14m 54s): At least eight.
Speaker 0 (14m 56s): I reckon more than that. There were big bits
Speaker 4 (14m 58s): Of bread though. It was nice cuz it was like the crust was crunchy and the before it got sta it sta before it got
Speaker 0 (15m 3s): Stale I came over and it, What's this bread like? You handed it to me and it was like a rock.
Speaker 4 (15m 8s): Yeah, well and the start, it wasn't, and then it had like oil and like salt or something on it.
Speaker 0 (15m 12s): Okay. It was good. And what were you drinking?
Speaker 3 (15m 16s): Ciders.
Speaker 0 (15m 17s): Ciders. Was they on the
Speaker 3 (15m 18s): Tap? It was on the tap. Was
Speaker 0 (15m 19s): It nice?
Speaker 3 (15m 20s): It was easy to drink. It was like
Speaker 0 (15m 22s): Cordial.
Speaker 3 (15m 23s): Cordial.
Speaker 0 (15m 24s): And you were drinking vodka pineapple. Sure was. And how'd that go down? So
Speaker 4 (15m 27s): Good. It's so nice. It's
Speaker 0 (15m 29s): Very sweet.
Speaker 4 (15m 30s): Yeah. But it's good.
Speaker 3 (15m 31s): Yeah. Do you drink pineapple juice normally?
Speaker 4 (15m 33s): Yep.
Speaker 3 (15m 33s): Love it. Does it affect you if you drink vodka pineapple? Can you have pineapple juice the next morning after a big night?
Speaker 4 (15m 40s): I reckon
Speaker 3 (15m 40s): I can't do that. No, I have vodka orange. Oh
Speaker 0 (15m 44s): I've had vodka orange for years. To be honest.
Speaker 3 (15m 46s): I think Liam was drinking that. Someone, someone was,
Speaker 4 (15m 50s): I reckon I could do vodka orange. I feel like the orange is just too thick.
Speaker 0 (15m 53s): What about vodka Red Bull?
Speaker 4 (15m 55s): I've had it before but I shouldn't really drink energy drinks.
Speaker 0 (15m 59s): Cause you hyperactivity?
Speaker 4 (16m 1s): No, cause it's not good. Get a bit panicky.
Speaker 0 (16m 4s): That's not good.
Speaker 3 (16m 5s): I used to drink shitloads of it. Fuck vodka bull shit loads. Cause they do
Speaker 0 (16m 9s): That smell,
Speaker 3 (16m 11s): They do trays of shot. They call it shooters overseas. Yeah. And they literally just concoct vodka Red bull
Speaker 0 (16m 22s): And shot.
Speaker 3 (16m 22s): Yeah. And then put it like, I don't know how many, 12 there'd be 12 in a tray.
Speaker 0 (16m 28s): Oh, so one vodka, Red Bull's, 12 shots.
Speaker 3 (16m 30s): No, I don't think so. They would just, they would have a concoction. So, but fucking strong. So like, you know 80% vodka and then a little bit of red. No and they'd have like, you know, there'd be 12 or I think 24 shots on a tray. And it was like a competitive thing. Like you'd go buy a tray of shoes, come back and there'd be a couple of us and we'd just swamp 'em and then I'd go and get one. And it was just like,
Speaker 0 (16m 57s): Well we did that at Schoolies back in 1990. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (17m 1s): Wasn't anymore
Speaker 0 (17m 1s): Here. It was 20 cent drink nights you used to have. Yeah. So you'd go up and buy literally a tray of drinks for like two bucks and vodka lemonade or whatever. You're drinking What? Rasberry. Vodka. Rasberry. Was that good?
Speaker 3 (17m 15s): Yeah.
Speaker 4 (17m 15s): That's pretty good. No, not let it get more than like a certain amount of
Speaker 0 (17m 18s): Drinks now. Yeah. Well there was no reasonable, you said alcohol back then.
Speaker 4 (17m 21s): Well, I don't know like, I don't know if it's just for people our age but they usually won't let you have more unless they can see your actual friends. They won't usually let you go more to each.
Speaker 0 (17m 30s): Really? So you can't stand there and just go bang, bang, bang, bang.
Speaker 4 (17m 33s): It depends on the place. They,
Speaker 3 (17m 35s): They used to out the cricket. They only let, they used to limit the amount of alcohol you could take in there. They used to be able to take your own and you could take a case in each.
Speaker 0 (17m 44s): Each. Yeah. You used take S and shit and sit in the, I used to sit on the, the hill with a KY and a case of beer.
Speaker 3 (17m 52s): Could you imagine that now?
Speaker 0 (17m 53s): Oh imagine the shit. Well people,
Speaker 3 (17m 56s): People die.
Speaker 0 (17m 56s): Yeah. Like it wouldn't be good For sure. Wouldn't be good at all.
Speaker 4 (17m 59s): Well people are like off their head strung and when they're still buying it from the tap.
Speaker 0 (18m 5s): Yeah.
Speaker 4 (18m 5s): Yeah. And they haven't really
Speaker 0 (18m 6s): Helped. There was a couple people best on Grant.
Speaker 3 (18m 10s): It's hard to go past Danny.
Speaker 0 (18m 11s): Yeah, she did. She, she said in the day that
Speaker 3 (18m 14s): It was she. Yeah, she,
Speaker 0 (18m 16s): She gonna be the drunk human on the planet. I think she achieved it.
Speaker 3 (18m 20s): Yeah. But it just like,
Speaker 4 (18m 23s): I don't know if she was a drunk human on the planet. I think she's just like pretty, pretty loud and hyped up when she's not drunk. So when you add that it
Speaker 0 (18m 32s): Just, it just adds to it. Yeah. Some of the youngsters got a bit.
Speaker 3 (18m 36s): Liam was shitfaced. Was he? He fell asleep in the taxi.
Speaker 0 (18m 40s): Oh
Speaker 3 (18m 41s): Did he? Apparently Jazz was slapping the shit outta him. It was getting nothing. Did it feel good? He goes Yep. Yep.
Speaker 0 (18m 48s): He would've kept going to,
Speaker 3 (18m 51s): I think that was the early, to be
Speaker 0 (18m 53s): Honest, there wasn't that. I
Speaker 3 (18m 54s): Wasn't that big. No, all I left early. Yeah. Cause we, we had a meeting, I dunno if you know, but we had a meeting at eight o'clock the next morning. Did didn't the guy didn't turn up. Oh. So I've gone home early like behave myself. Yeah. Cause I wanted to be somewhat of a human for this eight o'clock meeting. Yeah. Yeah. And didn't turn up and I was just like, fuck mate. It
Speaker 0 (19m 13s): Is a good excuse though. Why he didn't turn up. We found out today.
Speaker 3 (19m 16s): Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 0 (19m 18s): That he met his old German teacher who's 80 or 90 while they were voting and ended up talking to him.
Speaker 3 (19m 24s): I
Speaker 4 (19m 24s): Think that's a shit excuse.
Speaker 3 (19m 25s): Well so you can't, I don't know much about
Speaker 4 (19m 28s): If I saw my teachers I'd run away.
Speaker 3 (19m 30s): I don't know much about voting in America but apparently you can't take your phone into where you vote.
Speaker 4 (19m 35s): Why?
Speaker 3 (19m 36s): I dunno.
Speaker 0 (19m 37s): Take footage. Someone gets shot. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (19m 39s): Can't take footage. I dunno. He's
Speaker 4 (19m 41s): In America.
Speaker 3 (19m 41s): America. Billy And he ran into his old German teacher. Who? And this guy was about your age.
Speaker 0 (19m 51s): 50.
Speaker 3 (19m 52s): Yeah. So
Speaker 0 (19m 53s): 49 Actually
Speaker 3 (19m 54s): You not 50
Speaker 0 (19m 55s): Yet. Fuck off
Speaker 4 (19m 57s): February.
Speaker 3 (19m 58s): What are you doing for your
Speaker 0 (19m 59s): 50th Hamilton Island
Speaker 3 (20m 0s): Fucking Oath.
Speaker 0 (20m 1s): White pants. White shirt
Speaker 3 (20m 3s): Please.
Speaker 4 (20m 4s): Not white party.
Speaker 0 (20m 4s): Yeah. Just upset everyone. Cause I know how have a party party. I have a white party Diddy to match my hair.
Speaker 4 (20m 9s): White party. Yeah, it's a good now
Speaker 0 (20m 11s): It might be a gray party.
Speaker 3 (20m 12s): Well go to the pub and get shot on by the Seagul or
Speaker 0 (20m 14s): Whatever. You could do that too.
Speaker 4 (20m 15s): Go to the hill.
Speaker 0 (20m 16s): I'm gonna go to One Tree Hill.
Speaker 3 (20m 18s): Oh
Speaker 0 (20m 19s): Love one Tree Hill. Cocktails are good. Yeah. And then from there,
Speaker 4 (20m 22s): Last time you went there I was not 18 so this will be so exciting. Are you gonna
Speaker 3 (20m 26s): Play? You gonna play golf?
Speaker 0 (20m 27s): Yeah, I play golf in the morning. Fuck I played playing.
Speaker 4 (20m 29s): Go. Go. Cutting.
Speaker 0 (20m 31s): Where am I?
Speaker 4 (20m 32s): Yeah, I've been there before. Yeah. Near the airport. Yeah,
Speaker 0 (20m 34s): It's in the, over near the guns and stuff.
Speaker 3 (20m 36s): Yeah. I didn't know. I didn't know about that. The both until leaving Hamilton Island. Ah.
Speaker 4 (20m 42s): So no, we went go find coming February and I was so speedy.
Speaker 0 (20m 45s): So speedy. Your foot down. You
Speaker 3 (20m 48s): Should do that cuz there's heaps of places around here.
Speaker 4 (20m 51s): Yeah, I was gonna do it for my birthday.
Speaker 0 (20m 53s): We should do
Speaker 4 (20m 54s): That. Go hiding for my 20th birthday.
Speaker 0 (20m 55s): I know. We can definitely do it at actually we won't be here. We'll be in America.
Speaker 4 (20m 59s): Yeah.
Speaker 3 (20m 60s): You guys not America. Now
Speaker 0 (21m 1s): We're going to, It's my birthday for like a month. The biggest mall is the biggest mall in the
Speaker 3 (21m 6s): Tomorrow. I'm not gonna the biggest mall.
Speaker 0 (21m 7s): Is it the biggest mall in the world you going to on your
Speaker 4 (21m 10s): Birthday? No, it's not at all. I don't think it's the biggest mall in America. Where,
Speaker 3 (21m 13s): Where are we going? What's the biggest mall?
Speaker 0 (21m 15s): Some mall we're going to in Dallas.
Speaker 3 (21m 16s): Me. Oh am I going? Yeah.
Speaker 0 (21m 18s): Yeah.
Speaker 4 (21m 18s): We're all going. It's on your thing. It's not three of us. It's not even the biggest mall in America.
Speaker 0 (21m 22s): It's just a mall.
Speaker 4 (21m 23s): It's just a big one.
Speaker 0 (21m 25s): Yeah. Is there a good one in LA We should get it.
Speaker 4 (21m 29s): I'm not
Speaker 3 (21m 30s): Drive. Yeah. Rodeo
Speaker 4 (21m 31s): Drive. Yeah, I drive. Go to Ode or drive and buy me some presents. That's,
Speaker 3 (21m 33s): We do that. Do we? Do we have to buy something while we're there? Yeah.
Speaker 0 (21m 36s): For
Speaker 4 (21m 36s): A birthday. If you're missing my
Speaker 0 (21m 37s): Birthday on a birthday
Speaker 3 (21m 38s): I'll get you scratchy or something. Can't we scratchy
Speaker 0 (21m 42s): Scratched? Obviously my mum does that. It's weird. Anyway, did
Speaker 3 (21m 47s): You win anything in the lotto? Did you buy tickets?
Speaker 4 (21m 49s): No,
Speaker 0 (21m 49s): I didn't get one. So many tickets. It was ridiculous. Did you have a be on Melbourne Cup day?
Speaker 4 (21m 54s): No, I would've lost anyway.
Speaker 0 (21m 55s): But you did something with your mates didn't you?
Speaker 4 (21m 57s): No, my friend.
Speaker 0 (21m 58s): Someone's birthday. Yeah
Speaker 4 (21m 59s): It was, oh it was my friend's birthday. But we just went out lunch and then she actually won on her birthday.
Speaker 0 (22m 4s): Was that the one that won the big money?
Speaker 4 (22m 6s): No, she won probably 140 but I know this got that won 15 grand.
Speaker 0 (22m 10s): She got the trifecta up five bucks. Did
Speaker 3 (22m 12s): She? Oh
Speaker 0 (22m 13s): Wow. So 83% and And then she got a, got 14
Speaker 4 (22m 17s): Gs was 88%.
Speaker 0 (22m 19s): Wow.
Speaker 3 (22m 19s): That's awesome. Then she obviously, Did she follow racing?
Speaker 4 (22m 22s): No,
Speaker 3 (22m 23s): She's
Speaker 0 (22m 23s): Been plucked out
Speaker 3 (22m 25s): And it was a, Do you know if it was a, what do they call it? Mystery. Mystery box trifecta.
Speaker 0 (22m 31s): No, it wasn't only five bucks. Not sure. Maybe at three and six on the T. So there you go. Hey sports are you to listen very
Speaker 5 (22m 49s): Brand. No,
Speaker 6 (22m 50s): Slow down.
Speaker 3 (22m 55s): Ben
Speaker 0 (22m 55s): Simmons. Ben Simmons with the dunk. How exciting.
Speaker 4 (22m 58s): I don't understand why it's so impressing for them to do a slam dunk when they're literally over six feet tall. Ben and professional basketball
Speaker 3 (23m 5s): Play. That's what he's supposed to do. Isn't he would've been surprised if he was shooting a three point
Speaker 0 (23m 9s): But it was a good dunk. But I didn't He's playing back center now for Brooklyn.
Speaker 3 (23m 15s): Is he?
Speaker 0 (23m 16s): Yeah, he's got six points. Can't wait to see him play. I
Speaker 4 (23m 19s): Just don't understand why it's such a big deal when they dunk. When they're literally so tall and it's
Speaker 0 (23m 22s): Their cause they're dunking against someone that's taller than them.
Speaker 4 (23m 25s): But it's like their literal job. Like you hope could dunk.
Speaker 0 (23m 27s): Yeah, that's fair. That's fair
Speaker 4 (23m 29s): Call. Like there's kids at school here. Who can Doug?
Speaker 0 (23m 31s): Yeah without me dunk against Ben Simmons.
Speaker 3 (23m 33s): There's no one here that can dunk.
Speaker 0 (23m 35s): Yeah, that's a good point. I've done used to dunk off mini tramp. That was fun. Back in the day.
Speaker 4 (23m 41s): Do you reckon you would even touch the net anymore?
Speaker 0 (23m 43s): Yep. Off mini. Mini trip.
Speaker 3 (23m 46s): Oh from mini trip.
Speaker 0 (23m 47s): But maybe not. Maybe Australia didn't make the World Cup semifinals.
Speaker 3 (23m 54s): In the cricket. In the cricket T 29. That's
Speaker 0 (23m 57s): Rough. That sucks. That's shit. What should they do? I thought Vince
Speaker 4 (24m 1s): Gone. Seems to be good.
Speaker 3 (24m 2s): Vince is definitely gone.
Speaker 0 (24m 3s): Vince has gotta go. Who elses gotta go?
Speaker 3 (24m 6s): Oh
Speaker 0 (24m 7s): Do they do a big wipe out? I reckon they should.
Speaker 3 (24m 13s): Yeah. I dunno.
Speaker 0 (24m 14s): To be honest, they need 20, 20 players playing 2020 cricket.
Speaker 3 (24m 17s): Yeah. Well and the thing is
Speaker 0 (24m 18s): That's the issue.
Speaker 3 (24m 19s): Well the thing is that's fucking common sense. They should
Speaker 0 (24m 22s): Be, Well let's not use common sense. Yeah, yeah, yeah that'd be stupid.
Speaker 3 (24m 25s): Although it is good that it's not the normal teams.
Speaker 0 (24m 28s): What do
Speaker 3 (24m 29s): You mean? Well like south, like Australia's not in it. Cool. New Zealand aren't in the final. They've both. Oh
Speaker 0 (24m 34s): They got beat last night
Speaker 3 (24m 35s): Didn't they? Yeah, they've both been pretty dominant in the short form of, Of the game. So it'd be, I mean if it's fucking Pakistan in India,
Speaker 0 (24m 43s): How many you reckon they at the Emcg? What's it hold a hundred?
Speaker 3 (24m 47s): No, just
Speaker 0 (24m 48s): 98 or something.
Speaker 4 (24m 49s): My friend went to, I think it was maybe Pakistan, maybe Sri Lanka, maybe against India. And it was like pretty much full.
Speaker 0 (24m 57s): Where was that at?
Speaker 4 (24m 58s): I'm pretty sure cg.
Speaker 3 (24m 59s): Yeah, it would've been earlier in the tournament. Yeah, it would've
Speaker 4 (25m 2s): Been Pakistan. It was like at the start. Fully packed. Yeah.
Speaker 0 (25m 5s): Yeah. They reckon well the, the Pakistan India game wasn't it? Yep. Yeah, that was one of the biggest crowds.
Speaker 4 (25m 11s): Yeah, that's the one.
Speaker 0 (25m 12s): Wow.
Speaker 3 (25m 12s): That's interesting. I think and if it's in the final it'd be fucking like
Speaker 0 (25m 16s): So Pakistan through, aren't they? Yep. So India have to be England.
Speaker 3 (25m 19s): Yeah, tonight six o'clock
Speaker 4 (25m 20s): Jack. And they will,
Speaker 0 (25m 21s): Oh, I dunno who's in the, who's in the Indian team is Veret. And that's
Speaker 3 (25m 25s): The through out's in it. Yep.
Speaker 0 (25m 26s): Well you never know if he goes off, he goes off.
Speaker 3 (25m 28s): Yeah it
Speaker 0 (25m 29s): It should be really, it comes down to him. Really?
Speaker 3 (25m 30s): Should be a really good game.
Speaker 0 (25m 32s): And have the Palms got a good team. Yep.
Speaker 3 (25m 34s): Yeah. Josh Butler, Tom Car, I believe his name is Surfer.
Speaker 0 (25m 42s): Used to be an American surfer
Speaker 3 (25m 43s): That Ginger bl that just hit those winning rounds was his name.
Speaker 0 (25m 47s): Ranga boy. Yeah,
Speaker 3 (25m 48s): Ranga boy. That's it. Yeah.
Speaker 0 (25m 52s): Okay. And what about the rugby league World Cup? Is that, Well, waste of fucking time. That is for everyone.
Speaker 3 (25m 57s): Why not
Speaker 0 (25m 58s): For the, because they're winning by like 86 now. Even the, it's got 86 now. The other day
Speaker 3 (26m 2s): They won
Speaker 0 (26m 2s): 94, 94, 6 4
Speaker 3 (26m 4s): Or something.
Speaker 0 (26m 5s): The women's team
Speaker 4 (26m 7s): Against who?
Speaker 0 (26m 9s): Namibia. I have no idea. Cool.
Speaker 3 (26m 11s): I dunno. Yeah,
Speaker 4 (26m 12s): Just like random.
Speaker 0 (26m 12s): Yeah. Yeah. But yeah. So we should win that one. What do you reckon We'll be in New Zealand?
Speaker 3 (26m 17s): We play New Zealand. I don't know. You never know. Well there was one surprise. Who's that? Samoa beat Tonga.
Speaker 0 (26m 24s): Okay. I thought Samoa was supposed to be in the top
Speaker 3 (26m 26s): Four. No, that's Tonga.
Speaker 0 (26m 27s): Oh that's Tonga. Yeah. Oh
Speaker 3 (26m 31s): Interesting. So Samoas like Jerome Lu and the pen boys and
Speaker 0 (26m 35s): That'd be half the pen team wouldn't they? Samoan?
Speaker 3 (26m 37s): Yeah. But
Speaker 0 (26m 40s): Did you, that two Australia smashed in the, in round one against Lui and those guys. Yeah,
Speaker 3 (26m 46s): Yeah. Yeah they did.
Speaker 0 (26m 48s): So does that mean they get through to the semis?
Speaker 3 (26m 50s): Yeah, they did a cool Thomas Samoa. They did their war prize before. And if you haven't watched it, do yourself a favor. Really? That was actually my, one of the things I was gonna mention on the
Speaker 0 (27m 0s): Better than the Harker.
Speaker 3 (27m 3s): Yeah cuz they were going tit for tat. It wasn't like the full harker and then it was you do a little bit. We do a little bit and now they, they march forward and they get really close and like in my head it's like fuck someone's gonna swing here. Like it's just,
Speaker 0 (27m 15s): Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're waiting for 'em to
Speaker 3 (27m 17s): Start. Yeah. Yeah. But then they finish and they're like
Speaker 0 (27m 18s): Throwing hands.
Speaker 3 (27m 19s): Yeah, they're hugging and so there's obviously a huge amount of respect for both parties but yeah, huge. And my, one of my favorite things is Fiji when they they sing and they like, they're like a gospel choir. Like they actually sing
Speaker 0 (27m 33s): Before the game. Yeah. Oh wow.
Speaker 3 (27m 35s): Haven't you seen it? No,
Speaker 0 (27m 36s): I've seen after it where they all get together in the hug and they pray and No, no, no they do comes in
Speaker 3 (27m 41s): Like Villa Army kick out like sings and it's like, it's just really not weird but it's like fuck he's got the voice of an angel, that
Speaker 0 (27m 47s): Boat. Oh
Speaker 3 (27m 48s): Really? Cause they're all singing at the same time. Yeah.
Speaker 0 (27m 50s): I dunno how it goes. So as opposed to a chant, it's more of a A
Speaker 3 (27m 54s): Chorus. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 0 (27m 55s): I'll have to have a look
Speaker 3 (27m 56s): At that. Definitely have to look
Speaker 0 (27m 57s): At that. So as you mentioned before the the draw came out. Yep. And my new team plays my old team. New team round one.
Speaker 4 (28m 5s): What's your new team?
Speaker 0 (28m 7s): Oh no it's around 15. It was close in round 15. Team. I'm a Dolphins fan now. Oh
Speaker 4 (28m 14s): Do you reckon they're gonna be any
Speaker 0 (28m 15s): Good? No, they're gonna be shit but man he's gonna be shitter cuz of the new shit coach
Speaker 3 (28m 19s): Tom Tate.
Speaker 0 (28m 20s): Tom Tate. He looks like Tom Tate does he?
Speaker 3 (28m 23s): A
Speaker 0 (28m 23s): Little bit. It's hilarious. No, we play the Bulldogs in round one. You guys got,
Speaker 3 (28m 29s): I think we have, I dunno,
Speaker 0 (28m 32s): What round did you say
Speaker 3 (28m 33s): Magic
Speaker 0 (28m 34s): Round? Magic round was, Oh I dunno, it's in May. Is it?
Speaker 3 (28m 38s): Yeah I think we've got the Dolphins in Magic round.
Speaker 4 (28m 42s): Magic round in Brisbane.
Speaker 3 (28m 44s): Brisbane, Yeah.
Speaker 0 (28m 45s): Oh we've got the Bronx.
Speaker 3 (28m 46s): Bruce Vegas a magic round.
Speaker 0 (28m 48s): Oh yeah. Would that be 5th of May? Yeah
Speaker 3 (28m 53s): I think it's fifth, sixth, seventh. You can take
Speaker 0 (28m 55s): Your's birthday. I can. That'd be
Speaker 4 (28m 57s): Good. Is his team playing?
Speaker 0 (28m 59s): Yeah, every team plays.
Speaker 3 (28m 60s): No, except Newcastle.
Speaker 0 (29m 1s): Why they gotta buy? Yeah,
Speaker 3 (29m 3s): The odd team out
Speaker 0 (29m 5s): Because
Speaker 3 (29m 6s): Of the The dolphins.
Speaker 0 (29m 7s): The way the draw works.
Speaker 3 (29m 9s): Yeah, well they they apparently they had the, the lowest engagement at last year's magic round. I dunno how they measured that but
Speaker 4 (29m 16s): Well who was wearing their jersey when they walked through the door?
Speaker 3 (29m 18s): Oh yeah, I dunno.
Speaker 0 (29m 20s): So you get two buys, three buys.
Speaker 4 (29m 24s): Oh my gosh
Speaker 0 (29m 25s): That's a bit retarded. Can you say retarded? No. Yeah you can. Oh speaking of that, did I tell this? Were you there when? Yeah, when Jenny met Steve. Yeah
Speaker 4 (29m 36s): That was, I wasn't there when she met him but I was told about
Speaker 0 (29m 38s): It. Oh it's very abusing. Very, very funny. But anyway, that's good. I got funny story for you. Do you wanna hear it? Yep. Maybe. So local bloke was suiting up for a funeral and he was getting ready and he found a whole pile of bedding slips and stripper cash in his top deck of pocket. So he was preparing to attend his mate's funeral and after a blunt realization that his formal attire had scars of activities that wouldn't be welcome inside the church. So he was scouring in the deputy wardrobe, got his only suit out, he slipped the jacket on and found a whole pile of stuff in his pockets.
I reckon you've done this Christopher, after unfolding a tangled web of paper, he was blindsided and a fine, several failed bedding slips, 120 bucks of rolled up cash and a single letter box key, which assumed he'd lost forever. So he was trying to work out where this was from and then realized it was actually a day that he was spent in Melbourne at Corfield and then went to a trip to an exotic dance par afterwards and then it went from there. So what he did was, as part of his big tribute to his mate, he found the 50 and then put it through his mate's favorite poker machine through you win that doesn't say but he put it through his mates, the through the machine and put all the winnings on the bar tab for his family.
And it's exactly what Dingo would've wanted. His mate
Speaker 3 (31m 2s): Dingo
Speaker 0 (31m 4s): Can't get much more Australian than that can. That's good. That's pretty funny. I'd
Speaker 3 (31m 8s): Done something since I used to, when I first moved to Melbourne, I was working in the C and would most Fridays would go to the ATM withdrawal 500 bucks and then just go and get wasted at the casino and
Speaker 0 (31m 27s): Life goes winter
Speaker 3 (31m 29s): And it was like, oh whatever happens, happens you know, and a couple times, so I'd wake up and cuz it is winter, I was cold in Melbourne all the time so like a jacket, whatever. And I've woken up on the couch one morning and I had, I did the old, you know, check your pockets where you got your phone, your keys, your wallet and all that crap. And I found like cash, I probably found about two, three grand in hundreds
Speaker 0 (31m 55s): In your pocket? Yeah.
Speaker 3 (31m 56s): And found the same, probably more in chips and like from the casino and a half eaten kebab
Speaker 0 (32m 7s): In your
Speaker 3 (32m 8s): Pocket? In the pocket of my jacket.
Speaker 0 (32m 10s): Wow, that's impressive.
Speaker 3 (32m 12s): Yeah. And that, that happened a couple, not obviously the kebab but that happened a fair bit where it like find like heaps of chips or heaps of cats.
Speaker 0 (32m 19s): Did you have any recollection of the evening
Speaker 3 (32m 22s): Bits and pieces? Like so when I, when I get blackout drunk, nothing like
Speaker 0 (32m 27s): I remember for a period before and after as
Speaker 3 (32m 29s): Well. Yeah I remember. I remember like very early and then nothing
Speaker 0 (32m 36s): Until the next day. Oh that's
Speaker 3 (32m 38s): Not good. And then just piece it together through like friends or photos
Speaker 0 (32m 42s): Or
Speaker 3 (32m 42s): Photos on my phone or like withdrawals or transfers or whatever.
Speaker 0 (32m 47s): Or kebabs in the pocket. Yeah,
Speaker 3 (32m 48s): Kebabs in the pocket.
Speaker 0 (32m 49s): Yeah. Was it what you'd normally eat on a kebab though?
Speaker 3 (32m 51s): Yeah, yeah, yeah it was
Speaker 0 (32m 52s): The So you still get the story?
Speaker 3 (32m 53s): Yeah, I didn't, I didn't eat it obviously, but yeah was pretty happy to wake up with, oh there was fuck seven more in total like cash and chips. It was
Speaker 0 (33m 5s): Ridiculous. You'll be happy with that though. Yeah, it was a good night. Big night out or was it think it was a good night out?
Speaker 3 (33m 9s): Yeah, yeah, yeah. I, I remember it was with my cousin and he was playing what the game was like casino war or poker.
Speaker 0 (33m 17s): Oh I love casino war
Speaker 3 (33m 18s): Poker and
Speaker 0 (33m 20s): He, have you ever seen that? No. So what you do is you get one card maybe and then you just gotta beat the deal if you
Speaker 4 (33m 28s): Playing it when we went to
Speaker 0 (33m 29s): Melbourne. That's right. And then, but if you both get the same and you gotta yell out war and then you double your money and then they, you go again. And
Speaker 3 (33m 38s): So he didn't want to go very vocal. Yeah. So he didn't want to go to the atm. Okay. So I was bankrolling him and he went on the coldest streak you've ever seen in
Speaker 0 (33m 47s): Coldest.
Speaker 3 (33m 48s): Really? And I was like, everyone was, cuz with the color of his mates, he was like, nah, no you've had enough. I was just like kept feeding him and he was down about, I wanna say like two, two and a half to me and went on a hot streak and won it all back and he And he left with money? Yeah.
Speaker 0 (34m 6s): Oh you'll
Speaker 3 (34m 7s): Be happy with that. But it got, and then as soon as that happened he was like, Hey everyone espresso martinis.
Speaker 0 (34m 14s): Oh there's nothing worse.
Speaker 3 (34m 16s): Well, do you like them? I don't mind him. Do you
Speaker 0 (34m 18s): Like them? No. You don't like coffee? I don't like coffee. Have you tried them?
Speaker 4 (34m 23s): I think maybe once. It wasn't
Speaker 3 (34m 25s): Nice but there was like 20 people around this table. Oh
Speaker 0 (34m 29s): Really?
Speaker 3 (34m 31s): It was just the most random people as well. There was like 50 year old Chinese blokes and and 18 year old girl. It was just like the weirdest fucking mix and everyone was drinking espresso Martin. Fucking funny.
Speaker 0 (34m 43s): Oh that's awesome. Hey, so you've got your Hello Bloke shirt on today? I do, yeah. Fucking good bloke. I support that for you. Have you actually looked at the picture on the back?
Speaker 3 (34m 50s): I haven't had a close look
Speaker 0 (34m 52s): So I'm standing there last night cause I had the same,
Speaker 3 (34m 54s): I do know there's one photo where he is punching a bin. Chicken. Yeah,
Speaker 0 (34m 58s): I was seen that. What? Because the boys are saying to me last night going, Dad why is this one the show? I said, Boys, I can't see the back of my shirt for starters. And secondly, I have no idea
Speaker 4 (35m 6s): Why wouldn't you look at it before you put it on
Speaker 0 (35m 8s): Or why? That's what they said. But have you seen the back of the shirt? No. Turn around Christopher. So this was a, a mix between Hello Sport and the bloke in a podcast like there's What's Mayo head?
Speaker 3 (35m 24s): Mayo
Speaker 0 (35m 24s): Head? Yeah. The guy with the mayonnaise on his head.
Speaker 3 (35m 27s): I dunno.
Speaker 0 (35m 28s): All right, turn around again. Show me again.
Speaker 4 (35m 31s): There's
Speaker 0 (35m 33s): So what's that thing at the bottom? The danger rating? There's two blokes wrestling, there's a guy in a shirt. Oh there's the bin chicken guy in a, another bloke with his second head cutoff it looks like.
Speaker 4 (35m 46s): No, the fire danger rating says Rick Noble or something.
Speaker 7 (35m 50s): Mark Noble?
Speaker 0 (35m 51s): No, it says Rick Noble. Rick
Speaker 4 (35m 53s): Noble
Speaker 7 (35m 54s): Is,
Speaker 0 (35m 55s): What's the name of that runner one They were loving Ned. Oh Ned was it?
Speaker 7 (36m 1s): Yeah. What about the guy from the rugby league there? The boss Peter.
Speaker 0 (36m 5s): Peter Vigilantes? Yeah.
Speaker 7 (36m 7s): Is he like a priest or something? A patron saint?
Speaker 0 (36m 10s): No, no, no. It's, it's pretty cool shirt. So those blokes do shirt drops. I reckon we should do a, not just a pretty face shirt job with TA's picture on the front. What do you reckon? Just an outline.
Speaker 4 (36m 21s): No,
Speaker 0 (36m 22s): You don't think so?
Speaker 4 (36m 23s): I'll pass on
Speaker 3 (36m 24s): That. I've got a photo that we can use with her actually. Have
Speaker 0 (36m 26s): You,
Speaker 4 (36m 26s): What photo is
Speaker 0 (36m 27s): It? W gw Trying to What photo?
Speaker 3 (36m 35s): The the one of you in Dungaree.
Speaker 0 (36m 38s): Oh, when I was carrying her? Yeah.
Speaker 4 (36m 40s): Oh well when I was like
Speaker 0 (36m 41s): 2, 2, 2.
Speaker 4 (36m 43s): Not even.
Speaker 0 (36m 43s): She didn't though. You were younger that
Speaker 3 (36m 45s): Did You recreated it? We
Speaker 4 (36m 46s): Tried to but I thought it was gonna break my back in my overalls
Speaker 0 (36m 50s): So it didn't happen.
Speaker 4 (36m 51s): We thought better. Not
Speaker 3 (36m 52s): Better. Not better.
Speaker 0 (36m 53s): Not It would look good though.
Speaker 3 (36m 54s): How's be real gum?
Speaker 4 (36m 57s): Yeah, it's alright. It goes overnight
Speaker 0 (36m 60s): And over it
Speaker 4 (37m 1s): Like it's not as exciting but it goes off at night a lot and lots of people are getting pretty aggravated by it. Like my friends like, are you serious? This is absolutely ridiculous. And I was like, it's it's not that deep
Speaker 3 (37m 12s): Babe. Settle down babe. It's
Speaker 4 (37m 13s): Not, it's not like that big of a deal. Like just take a chill pill
Speaker 3 (37m 17s): And you are young. You should be out. Yeah.
Speaker 0 (37m 20s): Should we have party
Speaker 3 (37m 21s): Like Well at least on the weekdays.
Speaker 0 (37m 24s): On the weekdays
Speaker 4 (37m 25s): We'll have stuff to
Speaker 3 (37m 26s): Do. Wednesdays are the best day of the week. They were
Speaker 0 (37m 28s): Are they back in the day? Back
Speaker 3 (37m 30s): In the day, yeah. Will,
Speaker 4 (37m 31s): Well it's Thursday today. Gone out tonight.
Speaker 0 (37m 33s): Where? Tonight
Speaker 4 (37m 34s): Got a party at uni.
Speaker 0 (37m 36s): A uni party.
Speaker 4 (37m 37s): It's a late Octoberfest party. I
Speaker 0 (37m 39s): Don't think you're told or you haven't showed Chris your picture of you a Halloween outfit.
Speaker 4 (37m 43s): Oh my goodness.
Speaker 3 (37m 44s): Yeah.
Speaker 4 (37m 45s): Have you seen it? No, I went as, I ended up going as a Lee Miller from Dance Mums. Do you know who that is? No.
Speaker 0 (37m 51s): Do you, you get that picture? I'll get a Lee Miller up. Didn't
Speaker 3 (37m 54s): You tell me you were dressing up as a beer win or something?
Speaker 4 (37m 57s): Yeah, that's for tonight. Oh is it? Yeah, for the October 1st party.
Speaker 0 (38m 1s): So a Lee Miller is a,
Speaker 3 (38m 5s): She wears a hoodie or something. Yeah,
Speaker 0 (38m 7s): A Lee Miller's an American dance instructor. Choreograph and reality television.
Speaker 4 (38m 11s): Don't read out the
Speaker 0 (38m 12s): Wikipedia. Right. And that's what she'd picture. She
Speaker 4 (38m 15s): She was basically that's her
Speaker 0 (38m 16s): Right?
Speaker 4 (38m 16s): The
Speaker 3 (38m 17s): Yeah we've seen
Speaker 4 (38m 18s): The teacher on Dance Mums. This is me just as her.
Speaker 3 (38m 24s): You getting closer.
Speaker 0 (38m 27s): So she had basketballs in as boobs? Yep. She hand drew the A Believe Miller Dance Academy shirt, which is pretty impressive when
Speaker 3 (38m 36s): You look who's in the background And what is she supposed to
Speaker 4 (38m 38s): Be? Which one? What's she wearing? White singlet. Yeah.
Speaker 0 (38m 40s): Magic
Speaker 4 (38m 41s): Mic. Magic mic.
Speaker 3 (38m 42s): I haven't seen it.
Speaker 0 (38m 44s): You have, you love it on pitches on your
Speaker 3 (38m 46s): Wall? Yeah, I mean it looks good. Yeah, looks cool. I
Speaker 0 (38m 50s): Lots of people recognized her.
Speaker 3 (38m 52s): Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (38m 53s): Iran thought it was hilarious.
Speaker 3 (38m 56s): Was everyone laughing?
Speaker 4 (38m 57s): Yeah,
Speaker 0 (38m 58s): They were loving it.
Speaker 4 (38m 59s): Yeah I was pretty popular where?
Speaker 0 (39m 1s): Yeah. Oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (39m 1s): Yeah I was because a lot of everyone else just went as really boring things. Like all my friends, two of them went as magic mic, which it's like you think it's good? But like actually right now it's so popular and every men and their dog's doing it. Then my other friends just went, It's like devils and angels like so boring
Speaker 0 (39m 16s): And you just like what
Speaker 3 (39m 17s): Is magic famous now?
Speaker 0 (39m 19s): Yeah, Magic
Speaker 4 (39m 20s): Always has been.
Speaker 3 (39m 21s): Yeah. It's fucking
Speaker 0 (39m 22s): Old male stripper movie. Yeah,
Speaker 3 (39m 23s): It's old.
Speaker 4 (39m 24s): Yeah. Everyone loves it but I dunno if they love it but they, it's like on TikTok right now, it's like a trend to like dress up like that.
Speaker 0 (39m 30s): There you go. It's a trend. Love that.
Speaker 4 (39m 33s): Like a lot of people are doing it for like their year 12. You know how they do different themes every day of the week for like
Speaker 0 (39m 38s): Year 12. They do a magic mic day?
Speaker 4 (39m 40s): No, it was like a dressup day or something. I dunno what the theme was. And then lots of people did
Speaker 0 (39m 45s): That. Well fair enough. But I think you looked great was funny. Thanks. It was very amazing. I had to come pick up. You look great David. That I was an Uber driver. Thanks.
Speaker 4 (39m 52s): Thanks.
Speaker 0 (39m 52s): Didn't get paid for that. So
Speaker 3 (39m 54s): Popular.
Speaker 4 (39m 54s): I pick up all the time. She
Speaker 0 (39m 56s): All the time. Can you drop me off the beat my car? Yep. Okay, so obviously the way we like to finish this is with our jokes for the day and you like started early. You got in early today?
Speaker 3 (40m 7s): No, I was just telling a couple jokes man. It's a funny guy.
Speaker 0 (40m 11s): You're a mushroom.
Speaker 3 (40m 12s): Yeah, that wasn't a joke. Ah, what do you call a wizard that fell downstairs?
Speaker 0 (40m 19s): No idea.
Speaker 4 (40m 20s): Do
Speaker 3 (40m 21s): You wanna tumbled or
Speaker 0 (40m 23s): Geez,
Speaker 4 (40m 23s): It's pretty good. I don't
Speaker 3 (40m 25s): Mind it bad. It's better than that other one I had before.
Speaker 0 (40m 27s): What was the other one?
Speaker 3 (40m 29s): What's pink and fluffy? Oh,
Speaker 0 (40m 31s): Pink fluff.
Speaker 3 (40m 32s): What's purple and fluffy?
Speaker 0 (40m 35s): Probably. What's in your pants? Oh that was the other joke about the
Speaker 3 (40m 39s): Monster kid. No, your daughter's there. You can't say that.
Speaker 0 (40m 43s): That was the monster behind the yours.
Speaker 3 (40m 45s): Chico, right? You.
Speaker 0 (40m 49s): What's your joke do?
Speaker 4 (40m 51s): I don't have one. Oh, I'm not gonna tell a shitty one And I
Speaker 0 (40m 54s): Don't have How do you tell the sex of an aunt?
Speaker 4 (40m 58s): I don't
Speaker 0 (40m 58s): Know. You throw it in the water and if it sinks it's a female and if it floats it's a boy aunt.
Speaker 4 (41m 7s): It's not weeds
Speaker 0 (41m 8s): Worthy. Didn't think that was funny. How did Chinese people name their kids? Oh geez. They throw pots and pans down the stairs.
Speaker 3 (41m 18s): Oh wow.
Speaker 0 (41m 20s): No. Wow. It's not the, I thought it would've got a, Oh fuck my wife. No, there you go. Jesus. That would've been funny on
Speaker 3 (41m 29s): Fire.
Speaker 0 (41m 30s): I am. That's good. What's up this week bud? What are you doing?
Speaker 3 (41m 34s): Don't know. I've got a mate in
Speaker 0 (41m 38s): Now. We know that's a lie.
Speaker 3 (41m 40s): Yeah, true. I know a bloke. I know a bloke and his misses, they're coming up for a wedding tomorrow. Might pick him up from the airport. Cause I'm nice guy.
Speaker 4 (41m 50s): Might
Speaker 3 (41m 53s): And then I think I'm just gonna have a beer. Why
Speaker 4 (41m 55s): They in the retirement home with you?
Speaker 3 (41m 56s): No, they were staying in a hotel. Oh
Speaker 0 (41m 59s): I can, I can tell you a funny story though. Oh great. So Christopher picked me up this morning when I dropped my car off. Yeah. And we're coming back past the retirement village and there was like these people walking across the street and he goes, Oh that's the walking group. I, What do you mean? He Oh the fucking groups for everything. And I thought there's even a jam group where everyone last names Jans in
Speaker 4 (42m 18s): A
Speaker 3 (42m 18s): Group. That's funny. I think. I think it's called Jams. I dunno.
Speaker 0 (42m 22s): Honestly, you'd be pretty dirty if you were the only Jan in there and you were left out of the group though.
Speaker 3 (42m 26s): Yeah. You
Speaker 4 (42m 28s): Have to join on your own Merit. The
Speaker 0 (42m 29s): Cool Jams. You reckon there's a man I
Speaker 3 (42m 31s): Thought mention the Nah, I wouldn't have thought she wouldn't be joining it. I thought you were gonna say about the, the message that I sent you this morning at seven 30.
Speaker 0 (42m 41s): Yeah, that's right. And so he, when he picked me up, I was, I said to him last night like it's the service station where you get your car serviced and it's just down. There's a couple shops up, the thing sends you a message. I'm sitting outside the sex shop at hop past seven this morning. It's like creeper.
Speaker 3 (42m 58s): Yeah. And I was like, why am I the only one?
Speaker 0 (43m 1s): Here's top seven's.
Speaker 3 (43m 2s): That's an adult shop. Then it's seven 30 in the morning.
Speaker 0 (43m 6s): Yeah, that was funny. What are you doing dog? Other than you don't go break and it's
Speaker 3 (43m 12s): Chasing Don't go break. How do you break a
Speaker 0 (43m 14s): Waterfall Chasing waterfalls?
Speaker 4 (43m 16s): No, just that
Speaker 3 (43m 17s): Sunday recovery day stuff
Speaker 4 (43m 18s): Going
Speaker 0 (43m 19s): On. Yeah. No, we've got lads weekend this weekend. Well
Speaker 4 (43m 21s): We've going out Friday night. So Saturdays
Speaker 0 (43m 23s): Probably you'll be back for the lads weekend. Oh yay.
Speaker 3 (43m 25s): What's the lads weekend?
Speaker 0 (43m 27s): The boss is going away for the weekend. She's going to tomorrow to Byron with her mate for their 40th mate anniversary.
Speaker 3 (43m 34s): Oh yeah.
Speaker 0 (43m 34s): That's cool. So who and the bestie are going down there and Yeah, they're staying, You've
Speaker 4 (43m 39s): Got your other, you've got your daughter there as well.
Speaker 0 (43m 41s): Yeah. So I've got, and I'm
Speaker 4 (43m 43s): Only going on Friday. So,
Speaker 0 (43m 45s): And then, so we're gonna go and do a bit of meal action, A bit of movies. I think there's New Black Panther. It's a
Speaker 3 (43m 50s): Chick. Why don't you bring him up to the shop and work on Saturday? Oh,
Speaker 0 (43m 53s): We can do that. That'll one. One's on crutches.
Speaker 3 (43m 57s): I'll sit him on the couch. How's he going with that? Yeah,
Speaker 0 (43m 59s): He's doing right. He doesn't win too much actually. He's too,
Speaker 4 (44m 2s): No, he's actually pretty good.
Speaker 0 (44m 3s): Surprisingly. Yeah. So know he's doing right. He's doing right. Well you guys have a lovely week. Thank you. Thank you. Well we'll get back on next week. I'm actually probably won't be here next week. So it might just be you two. Why?
Speaker 3 (44m 14s): Where are you, where
Speaker 0 (44m 15s): Are you going? I'm going The wedding.
Speaker 3 (44m 18s): Oh, Oh, the wedding of the year.
Speaker 0 (44m 19s): The wedding of the year.
Speaker 4 (44m 20s): The ceremony of the year. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (44m 21s): You're the, you are the priest. Yeah, I am. Are you wearing clothes?
Speaker 4 (44m 24s): No, he's not. He's not? No,
Speaker 3 (44m 26s): He's not wearing clothes
Speaker 0 (44m 26s): Certified. I am. No, I am. Do you wanna hear my
Speaker 4 (44m 29s): He's not certified, he's just Mc
Speaker 0 (44m 32s): He's certified. You want, Do you want me to read the start of my speech?
Speaker 4 (44m 35s): No,
Speaker 0 (44m 36s): No, don't ruin it. It's pretty good. There might be people listening that gonna be
Speaker 4 (44m 39s): I'll buy to the wedding.
Speaker 0 (44m 41s): Makes sense. Cause you'd eat all the bread.
Speaker 4 (44m 43s): There wouldn't be any bread.
Speaker 0 (44m 47s): I've gotta work out how to say the, our buckle and were peoples who are the traditional custodians of the land.
Speaker 4 (44m 54s): Why don't they just get someone who is a traditional custodian, the land to
Speaker 0 (44m 58s): Say it. I could do an opening ceremony, smoking ceremony. Why can't, how many people were that upset?
Speaker 4 (45m 2s): What's his husband be there? Isn't he aboriginal? Who? Holly.
Speaker 0 (45m 6s): That's good. He can do it. He won't be there. That's, that's Nico. Heinz's brother. Oh, everyone related. Yeah. I ever tell you that first couple. No, don't expect you gonna have that stupid thing on your face. What stupid thing, Mama. Start. Yeah. November. Mate. November is, are you gonna ruin every one of 18 years? I've been doing this Every one of his photos. That's
Speaker 4 (45m 27s): Fine. That won't ruin the photo.
Speaker 0 (45m 30s): On that note, see it. Bang.
Speaker 8 (45m 35s): Some things in life are bad. They gonna really make you made other things just make you swear and curse.
Speaker 0 (45m 43s): You know? Yeah, no.
Speaker 8 (45m 44s): When you chewing on life's gristle, back ramble. Give a whistle. Here
Speaker 0 (45m 50s): We are. You ready?
Speaker 8 (45m 51s): And this will help things turn turnout for the bass
Speaker 0 (45m 55s): It. Here we go.
Speaker 8 (45m 58s): Always look on the right side of life.
Speaker 0 (46m 2s): Thanks everyone. Have a cracker of a week. See you.