Beek on being

Well here you are, your monthly comic relief. Samie Jo and Jesse are back with everyone’s favorite sister session sh*t show! You can’t believe it but you can’t look away! This is BEEK ON BEING A SISTER SESSION FOR OCTOBER 2026.


Creators and Guests

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Producer
Steven Chen
Songwriter/Composer, Producer, and residenet Recording/Mixing/Mastering Engineer at Penthouse Studios Miami. Credits include: The Emmys, Tyler Perry, French Montana, Love & Hip Hop ...

What is Beek on being?

A podcast on shared humanity; discussing personal and professional perspectives. From serious to silly to sublime, coming from kindness and curiosity, it is all about connections.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Hi, I hope you're well. This podcast is a place for people to share personal and professional perspectives to talk openly and to ask questions. From serious to silly to sublime, it's all about communication and connections, Always coming from a place of kindness and curiosity, we talk about shared humanity, discuss ideas, and highlight people creating a better world. We've got to keep learning, keep growing, keep being. I'm Melissa Shere Beek, and this is Beek on being.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Today's episode is Beek on being, a SISTER session for October 20 Wait. Did you just snort into the phone? Don't know why. God.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

I think I looked up.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Growing up... You... No. You look cute in your hat.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

You do.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Growing up, you've heard us say that we had the best block. Shout out to 93rd Avenue. Woo hoo. And when Halloween came around, our daddy went all out. Yes.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Way more than anything you've ever seen today. And all the kids on the block, trick or treated together, we ran in and out of everyone's houses, and it was hella fun. So in keeping with the theme, I have questions today that go along with the spooky but good time vibe and our Halloween outfits. A little woo woo and a little slippery roll today. Oh, is that somebody's phone?

Melissa Shere Beek:

Yeah. Do you need to get it? No.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

It was a little daddy signal.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Oh, yes. Yes. You could say it kind of Totally. Because I have questions about It was

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

a ring. It was like a weird time.

Melissa Shere Beek:

It was a different tone. No. That's my ring tone. Oh, is it?

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Oh, jeez.

Melissa Shere Beek:

I was gonna say daddy said hi because daddy went all

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

He loved Halloween.

Melissa Shere Beek:

It was cobwebs and music and, like, things from the trees. I mean, this is the seventies. It was before... He went all out, like, for weeks We did

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

everybody in the scariest face mask.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Oh, yeah. Well, yeah. He used to be Didn't he have, a gorilla one too? Yeah. This Well, was, remember like, a that scary

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

old man, and he played Halloween music out of your window.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Oh, yeah. He had the speakers out of my window. Oh,

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

yeah. That

Melissa Shere Beek:

was so cool. Yeah. And he had like... Eerie music. Eerie music, cobwebs everywhere.

Melissa Shere Beek:

And then he also used to have like this tree that that he hit a witch in, and if there was, like, movement in the line, it would come and swoop down and freak out the kids The coming at

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

best was that scary old man mask.

Melissa Shere Beek:

I'm laughing. What?

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Scary old man mask. Oh my god.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Oh, yeah. It was an old man mask. Yeah. I remember that. Those rubbery ones.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Yeah. He... And he had matching hands too, and it was like a whole thing. Yeah. He was freak...

Melissa Shere Beek:

Oh, my god. Do you have a favorite Halloween memory? Sorry. I'm just taking a picture of my buggy's outfit. You're taking a picture

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

of Sorry.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Need that really quickly. Not a Halloween fan. You're not a Halloween fan? Nope. Don't like it.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

I actually love... I love decorating my house. You I'm like really behind. I wanted to decorate this morning and then it started to rain. I have like the 12 foot skeleton.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Oh, yeah. Does. I love The problem

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

is is that our neighborhood is full of gated houses that nobody trick or treats in. So I don't get any trick or treaters, which is...

Melissa Shere Beek:

Well, you got fun decorating.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Walks. Nobody. Nobody walks around our butt.

Melissa Shere Beek:

What's your trick or treat? Jessica and I all show up in trick

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

or treat at

Melissa Shere Beek:

your house. These are all Palmetto Island because

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

I it's so have my eye on another one for next year. Another... I had to throw away my clown one last year.

Melissa Shere Beek:

So Oh,

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

no. I was gonna buy a new one and then it's just now it's like October 7. So it's like, know. Well, I yeah.

Melissa Shere Beek:

When we're recording this, not when it airs.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

But... So I don't I don't wanna buy one. I'll buy one for next year when it goes on sale. But yes, I'm anxiously waiting to check

Melissa Shere Beek:

out my... No. She has like five weird ones. No. No.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Clowns freak me out. And do you remember how much trouble you got me into when you were a kid? Don't share your numbers. No. No.

Melissa Shere Beek:

No. Don't care

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

for anything anymore. Poltergeist.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Oh shit. Made me...

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

I got in trouble.

Melissa Shere Beek:

I was babysitting her. And she said, oh, I can stay up. I I won't get scared. And I'm like, I think I'm scared. I've never watched a scary movie.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Never watched a scary movie since that movie. She woke up for, like, months screaming. Really? I got in so much trouble. Well, not now, but at that time.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Oh my god. Do you... So... Okay. So clearly, if you're not into Halloween, this is your one and only favorite costume.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Oh, yeah. Because his pajamas. He's so comfortable.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

And, like, drives carpal in that.

Melissa Shere Beek:

No. But it's the easiest thing to put. I... I'm, like, in pajamas. It's so comfy.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

It's a onesie.

Melissa Shere Beek:

It has pros. It is oneie. And I got shoes to match.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Does it have a pee pouch? No.

Melissa Shere Beek:

No. In the back.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Oh. In the back. How do

Melissa Shere Beek:

you pee in the back?

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Well, you take it down.

Melissa Shere Beek:

It's like snaps. You just pull it down when you sit in tail. No. Sips. Oh.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Oh, it's a whole thing. What about you, Sam? You have a favorite outfit? Have you ever really dressing up? No.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Like, no, when I you were was a French maid once.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Oh, My that's kids have the

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

best costumes, though. But they get sluttier and sluttier every year, I have to say.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Yeah. Mhmm. Yeah, they

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

get a little sluttier and sluttier every year.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Oh my god. Yeah, I would say my kids had the best costumes ever, like when they grew up. Remy was... You kids were probably like Fancy Nancy. You know?

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Was good this year though.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Remy Rhett.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

I think.

Melissa Shere Beek:

I... Yeah. Don't say anything.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Curse though, but she'll figure it out. I

Melissa Shere Beek:

didn't see it yet.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

I think I'm gonna go to Halloween Horror Nights again that weekend. Sydney's... I know. He called Dayton. Okay.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Yeah. It was very nice. He's going on Sunday?

Melissa Shere Beek:

Yeah.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Sunday. Oh,

Melissa Shere Beek:

very good. They're gonna see each other there? Yeah. I told him to call

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

the club. His UF friends. Right? Uh-huh. Yeah.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

He did. He reached out to Aiden, I thought was very nice. Yeah. That's sweet. He said,

Melissa Shere Beek:

of course, he was gonna see him. Yeah. My favorite kid... My favorite ones that my kids did is Remy dressed as the nanny, Francesca the nanny, and she did her hair, like, so big. And then another big haired one that I like was Dixie did Amy Winehouse.

Melissa Shere Beek:

She had all the tattoos and everything. Those were those were so... Those were good ones. They had really

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

good ones. Stella did... I feel like a Britney Spears with the snake, was really good and slutty. Oh. And Bria Leshie Slutty's

Melissa Shere Beek:

a theme.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Bow. She was like a cute little, What

Melissa Shere Beek:

was sexy the one around? Slutty brownie? Where the shorts were like...

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

The shorts

Melissa Shere Beek:

are Yes. Always All of them are like that.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

They're short.

Melissa Shere Beek:

They're all... They got it all hanging out there, honey.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

And Codella Leshie did, like, the AV Avatar. He has, like, five outfits, you know, one

Melissa Shere Beek:

for everything. It's flooding everything. And this year, think it's

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

on a Saturday, which is, like, even worse.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

I thought it was... It must have been a Friday last year, because everyone was excited about it being Friday. Oh, yeah. Oh, my Anyway... Are you afraid of running into anything in the dark?

Melissa Shere Beek:

Do you get, like... Yeah. That's why I don't like it. You don't like it? Well, I don't like people that wear masks....

Melissa Shere Beek:

In the dark. Yeah. I I don't know what's going on behind the mask.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Yeah. That's terrifying of the dark.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Yeah.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Stella, I mean, she doesn't like... Like when we were Disney, she didn't like characters.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Well you used to threaten her with the Easter bunny.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

He has to see the face, like...

Melissa Shere Beek:

No. But what are you afraid of running into in the dark? Not just in general. In general.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

A serial killer. Like, the fuck?

Jessica Shere Coggins:

I mean, that is quite honest. Somebody

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

in a dark alley.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Oh my god. I don't know. I don't wanna think about it. Have you ever done anything scary or creepy related to Halloween like a Ouija board or anything?

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

No. I've done Ouija boards. I remember when I was little. But we all faked it. You know you faked it.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

You faked moved it. Really? Yeah. Oh, hell yeah.

Melissa Shere Beek:

I mean,

Jessica Shere Coggins:

I'm sure but... That is bothering me.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Did you do other things like go see a psychic? No. Who is she talking to? You all. What do you what do mean who are you talking to?

Melissa Shere Beek:

Who are you saying? Who are you asking? Both of you? I didn't

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

ask that. You asked that.

Melissa Shere Beek:

What is going on? We're

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

like... Didn't she just say what Can the fuck are you two

Melissa Shere Beek:

you guys hold up the drinks that you come in here with? Just like get them in front of the camera. Nico Nico, baby. Starbucks. No.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Go over to the side. There. Starbucks. I mean, you guys are like...

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

I needed caffeine this morning. But I have to tell you, this

Jessica Shere Coggins:

hat I just like something to drink.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

This hat has indented my forehead.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Oh, god. Okay.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

What'd you say? What's indented? My forehead.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Oh. This

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

is great.

Melissa Shere Beek:

I'm so confused.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Great. I'm

Jessica Shere Coggins:

so confused. The hell? What is your head dented? From the hat. The hat's too tight.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Are you

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

okay, Bucky

Jessica Shere Coggins:

or whatever? I'm fine. I just didn't understand what you were saying. Okay. Little witchy.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Do you believe in witches?

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Yes. No.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Yeah.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

No? Yes. Yeah.

Melissa Shere Beek:

No. I

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

don't know. Yeah. Mom's one. I

Jessica Shere Coggins:

just went through it. I was gonna... That's the only reason why I believe in

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

those witches. Yeah. I do. She's a

Melissa Shere Beek:

little

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

witchy That's poo the only reason She's lot of witchy poo poo. Can't switch No. Mommy...

Melissa Shere Beek:

Not you. Me. She was pointing

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

to I know. I'm not. Definitely not a witch. I'm a good witch.

Melissa Shere Beek:

A good witch.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

I'm Sabrina the good witch.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Oh, you're... Do you wish you had a witchy power? Like, what would be like I feel like power do a witchy you power.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

I do with my girls. Uh-huh. We... There's times where like, I can just look at them and know exactly what

Jessica Shere Coggins:

they're I wish I could just zap.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Zap. No. That's what I'm saying.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Zap to do what?

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Just erase people's minds? To kill them?

Jessica Shere Coggins:

No. No. Just shut them up. Shut up. Your kids or people?

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Oh, no. Not my kid. Okay. So like I'm asking, like, if you could have like a a a superpower or witchy power do something, what would it be? I would like to always be nice in this world.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

I just wanna know what they're really thinking.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Oh, that's a good one.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Do you really care? I do. I... It's not that I care about the people. I just wanna know what you're really thinking.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Those that are... That you know are thinking wrong.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Yeah. Like just just... I wanna know what you're thinking. I would

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

love to be in your brain

Jessica Shere Coggins:

and see what you're thinking. Yeah. That's all. That's good.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Yeah.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Sam, what do you want? Like, as your superpower? Happiness. I mean, kindness for the world would be great. I mean, obviously, but if I had to pick.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Yeah, like a truth teller, I would be able to know whether someone was telling the truth or not.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Really?

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Yeah. Okay. Because I feel like so many times people are bullshitting me to my face, and I I feel like I'm the last person that you need to bullshit, just tell me like it is. Like don't Right. Don't beat around the bush.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Right. I don't know. There's one person that's pissing me off, but

Melissa Shere Beek:

you know. We don't say names.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

I do not

Melissa Shere Beek:

say We'll hear that off camera.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Mhmm. We do not say a name. But I would love to take them to lunch and go like...

Jessica Shere Coggins:

What the fuck? Yeah. Oh, need to know now. Yeah, had to tell us off You

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

would probably tell me don't waste your time.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Oh, I totally would. And I think I know that too. No. But come on.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

I know. You tell me to... Don't waste my time.

Melissa Shere Beek:

I would... I don't know who it is, but I would say don't waste your time either. I mean... And this is...

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

It just bothers me. Like, when you come to my house and you can barely say hi, like, don't. Like, I've done nothing wrong. Like, just don't.

Melissa Shere Beek:

But isn't that a reflection of who they are and not who you are?

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

That's why she's gonna tell me don't even bother.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Yeah. So that's what I'm saying. If that's their personality

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

just hurts. Like, I guess I wonder what did I do wrong even though I feel like I didn't do anything.

Melissa Shere Beek:

But maybe you didn't do anything. Maybe it's just in your head. No. Maybe it's just that person and their day and their

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

them to tell me to my face you did x, y, and z. And I'd be like, okay, I own it.

Melissa Shere Beek:

But maybe they're It's not. It has nothing to do with you. Maybe it's That's like what I'm saying. Maybe it's not a problem. Maybe.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

I don't know.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Okay. Okay. I wanna heal people. That would be my superpower. Manifest What's your aura today?

Jessica Shere Coggins:

My aura's weird. Yeah. You're like You're like a over the place.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Like you're like a

Jessica Shere Coggins:

A what?

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Prism. Like, all different colors.

Melissa Shere Beek:

You both are fucked today. I don't know what. Is it the drinks? Like what?

Jessica Shere Coggins:

I'm a prism.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Like it's

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

all bunch of different colors,

Melissa Shere Beek:

you know? I'm not talkative today. Oh, yes, you are. Okay. I

Jessica Shere Coggins:

guess you did. I wasn't talkative last time.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Alright. Now, ever experienced any kind of divine intervention in your life?

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Like, would you say, like, deja vu is a divine intervention?

Melissa Shere Beek:

No. No. But we could go to you... Have you had deja vu? Then we'll go back to we'll go back to divine intervention.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Yeah. I have deja vu.

Melissa Shere Beek:

All the time?

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

All the time. I used to.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Is it the same one that keeps popping up?

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

No. No. They're all different.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Okay. Let's move on to divine intervention. Have you ever experienced that? Where, like, like, God or some entity has really, like, put their hand in and and changed something or protected or... We all have, and I'm gonna say it.

Melissa Shere Beek:

It's daddy. Like, all the miracle stuff with him that I think that... I'm gonna tell you an example that I think... And and I laugh about it now. Oh, yeah.

Melissa Shere Beek:

But when he was, when he was comatose and nothing was working at all, and I would pray to God. And and and I remember the rabbi said, like, ask for everything. So I asked for everything. But I thought like it was so much that I asked for that at the very end of the prayers of asking God, I would say, but I'll take him with a limp. Because I just thought, like, oh my god, this is so heavy when I'm asking for to, like, walk and talk and Mhmm.

Melissa Shere Beek:

You know, be awake and functioning. And, like, I was asking for so much. And I remember for years and years and years, he survived the unsurvivable assaults, for our listeners who don't know the story. But he had this limp that nobody could explain. And I thought, okay, well, God listened.

Melissa Shere Beek:

He gave us a full and completely. What what's funny?

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

I Steven was laughing.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Oh, Steven... No. Steven's doing his own thing. That's only because you're a witchy witch. It's not just he's a witch, but I'm just saying like, I definitely think like God, the universe, I think there's...

Melissa Shere Beek:

They listen.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Yes. It's coming off.

Melissa Shere Beek:

The hat is I coming love that. Just push it back.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

No. Because it like hits the couch.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Okay. Well, anyways, I definitely believe in divine intervention. I definitely think that like... It was so cute. People, are we here today?

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Yes. We're here. Okay. Whole body, spirit, mind.

Melissa Shere Beek:

You're a prism. You guys are idiots. Tweedledee and Tweedledom are present here today. No. So I think to...

Melissa Shere Beek:

I definitely believe Oh, you you got smirk it now. You gotta fix it. Oh, my god. What about you guys? Any any experience, like, maybe outside of daddy where you think like...

Melissa Shere Beek:

No. No. Okay.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

I'm sure if...

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Maybe not one that I'm aware of, but I'm sure there's

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

been, but I don't...... Humans, but I just don't.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Do you believe in spirits or ghosts or anything I like believe in ghosts. Okay.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

I haven't seen one yet.

Melissa Shere Beek:

But why do you... So you believe in ghosts because...

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

I think. But I don't believe in... Like, ET. Like I don't believe in extraterrestrials.

Melissa Shere Beek:

You don't believe in aliens? Aliens. Yeah. That's what

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

I'm looking for.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Your your hat has gone limp.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

That sounds so bad, guys. I'm sorry. I don't mean to like like can't What be was such a bad word? Like, think of one thing when I think of a penis. Oh, of course.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

The penis. Okay.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Oh, okay. Was You saying like going there?

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

I had thought I was there

Jessica Shere Coggins:

because before. I'm hungry, and I was thinking about a salad that I was gonna make. So when I was like, limp lettuce

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

think of lettuce? That's what you think of.

Melissa Shere Beek:

I'm kidding. Are you kidding me? Well, I got this baby arugula the other day, and I left it out, and it's like all limp

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Don't even wanna... Okay. Lettuce. Oh my god.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

I think of a limp dick. Yeah.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

So do I. Okay.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Let's just

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

say it. High five there.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Great minds think alike.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Yeah. Where the hell is your

Jessica Shere Coggins:

head Brilliant minds. I'm gonna have some peanut on my brain for buns of beans. Okay.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Maybe like soggy or like...

Jessica Shere Coggins:

It was limp. The lettuce was limp. Limp? I've never heard lettuce and limp in the same sentence. Sorry.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Wilted. Wilted. Yes.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Okay. Wilted. I'm trying

Melissa Shere Beek:

to get over here. These wilted penises. Okay. I do. That would be

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

old. I don't have

Melissa Shere Beek:

that. Don't look at me. Oh my god, Steven. I'm really so sorry about this episode. We have gone off the rails.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Just saying... Wait. What did you say about Mason? We're not talking about his penis, are we? What did I don't wanna know this shit.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Oh my god. Samantha, what did you say? I don't wanna know. First is the underwear now.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Shaking under the hat.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Because she said, wilted. I said, no. I don't have... So I said Mason's is obviously not wilted. Somebody said I mentioned him, but not using his name.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Mason's is loud and proud. Mason doesn't really care as long as he gets a shout out every episode. What? She's funny today. She's she's high from the caffeine.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Oh, I have an Aloni in the car. Think I I didn't bring it in.

Melissa Shere Beek:

What's that? Oh, that's her caffeine drinks. Oh. What is this then? A caffeine drink too.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Jeez Louise. I did. She's a broom and... What is so funny? You guys are...

Melissa Shere Beek:

You're so funny today. She's here. She's high on caffeine. Your sound effects. How did you do that?

Melissa Shere Beek:

It was just she's weirder than I am today. Oh, we're gonna I'm

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

gonna be...

Melissa Shere Beek:

Do you believe in possessed? It's the costumes. Oh, yeah. I do believe that you two are possessed today. It's the costumes.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Is it? Oh my god. They are going to turn off the Do you have a ghost story? If... Wait.

Melissa Shere Beek:

What happened?

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Here go. Turn off this episode.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Yeah. They're not gonna turn these on anymore. No more sister sessions.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Wilted or limp penis is all we talk about here.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Oh my god. Oh my god. Okay. Well, people should write in if they really want, you know? Content?

Melissa Shere Beek:

Yeah. This isn't

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

content enough for you? Yeah. It's all

Melissa Shere Beek:

about penises. Okay. So do you believe in ghosts? You don't believe in aliens, but you believe in ghosts.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

I haven't see... Oh, actually. Oh, yes. In Rome, there was a ghost.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Yes. In Rome. Do you remember we had that we had that villa

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Yes.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Off the Spanish steps?

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Villa swears by it.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Is she was It's... Staying with I don't know. You guys are weird. No. No.

Melissa Shere Beek:

That's just one experience. I get

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Stella on the phone right now, I'd put her on the phone. Yeah. Should I get her on the phone?

Melissa Shere Beek:

Okay. If you want to. But we were staying in...

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

She drops her phone in a bucket of water.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Oh, girl. So does it work? For our listeners, we were staying at a villa off the Spanish Steps. They don't know our stories. They've all tuned out.

Melissa Shere Beek:

We were staying at a villa in... Off the Spanish Steps in Rome, and Stella was staying in the room with, my girls, which was connected to Doug and I. And we kept hearing someone walking on the wood in high heels. And I just thought like Stella maybe borrowed the girl's heels. So I kept getting up, but she was sound asleep.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Really? And the girls were sound asleep, and we kept hearing it. Getting up for you today. And then eventually, I guess I woke up the kids, and we're like... I was like, girls, do you hear that or whatever?

Melissa Shere Beek:

And we kept hearing it hearing it, but you guys weren't even near us.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Mm-mm. Was I

Melissa Shere Beek:

on that trip? Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. I don't remember what you were I don't know what you were on.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Anyway, so that was one time there was a ghost. Don't you remember the ghost in the Armagh? If that I didn't roam with you. I wasn't there when you guys were in Rome. Was a different Rome from us.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Yeah. It's a different Rome. Do you remember the ghost in the armoire in in mom and dad's room? Yes. I heard her talk about it.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Yeah. That round big armoire. Yes. But it was like more in the old house. Right?

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

It was

Melissa Shere Beek:

in the old house. Yeah. I mean, I hear about it, but there would... So I definitely feel like... I definitely believe in spirits and ghosts and souls traveling together, because, like, when my kids were little, they would say or do things that they wouldn't know or wouldn't hear about people that were near them and saying things, so I totally...

Melissa Shere Beek:

And I kind of get like a feeling, and I also feel like... You know don't like birds, but I know they like... After daddy and Poppy passed, two peacocks just used to show up, watch Oh, I the had park been outside

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

my house the entire time.

Melissa Shere Beek:

This is like over ten years ago, and they would like sit or... Oh. Do have... Like sometimes I feel like I'll get a message, when Nanny and Poppy, when we buried Nanny and Poppy had already been dead, and then like the two butterflies, which was her thing, like right over us, intertwining, standing there, stuff like that. I definitely think there's like messages or have, feelings,

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

yeah. When

Melissa Shere Beek:

spirits,

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

I

Melissa Shere Beek:

was supposed in the house

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

and I was doing something the whole... And I was doing a tie on the the roof ties. Right. All of sudden, the clouds opened. And there's a picture of a big space in the clouds.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Not a penis. Nope. No penises. Daddy. But it was daddy.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Yeah. I definitely... Do you feel... Do you have... Don't know about.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Do you... Well, I mean, do you feel that you've ever gotten visits? Asked for them. I never got them. You don't?

Jessica Shere Coggins:

No. I asked for them. Mm-mm.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

I don't think I've been

Melissa Shere Beek:

to you. I've had

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

one recently with dad.

Melissa Shere Beek:

I think

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

I don't... I woke up knowing he was there, but I can't tell you what

Jessica Shere Coggins:

it No. I don't have anything.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

I feel like it's erased from my memory so quickly. Right. Mm-mm. Like, there was a... The other day, Mason woke me up for something, and I said something to him.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

I did a pinky swear with somebody. And I guess, I remember vividly telling him I had a pinky swear with somebody, and then I guess I told him more, but I don't remember telling him more. And then when I woke up in the morning and he was telling me the story, he like, said you said x y z. I said I did? I don't remember any of that.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Was very... So you were probably half sleeping. I was

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

half... But I was... Like when he woke

Melissa Shere Beek:

me In that twilight. Yeah. In that twilight.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Yeah. Was crazy.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Is there anything else that you you believe exists that you just can't explain? No. I'm not in tune with any of that. I gotta be honest. Uh-huh.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

I I I don't think I am.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Mhmm.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Or I don't let myself. Or I'm the not... You're blocking it, maybe? No. No.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

No. She just doesn't believe in it. I don't know what I believe in. Right. But I don't get anything.

Melissa Shere Beek:

You're not getting any signals? No. And I specifically asked daddy to send Really? And I don't get any. Except the bird I hit going down the street.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

I told you that a long time ago. Oh. Oh, yeah. The bird's okay. We had this I don't know the bird's okay, I hope hope the the bird's bird's okay.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

I mean, but I don't don't know what I believe, so I'm not Would you spend the night in a in a in a haunted house? No. Wait. Who was with us? Yeah.

Melissa Shere Beek:

I don't know.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Who was with us when we were in Paws Up? Oh, it was somebody we know stayed at Paws Up in the house, in the spa house.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Yes. Yeah.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

You know who it was.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Yes. Right? She she experienced...

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Full on experience.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Totally. Okay.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Yeah. Yeah. That was another story we can't share.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Full on.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Okay. Scariest thing that happened to you when you were alone?

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Oh, Jesus. There was somebody in the backyard.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Oh, gosh. A lot of things I need to think of. I don't know.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Somebody in the backyard when we were growing up.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

That was the neighbor. No. We used to think... I used to think there was someone behind the gardenia bush with a machete gun. Not a machete gun, that's a machine gun.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

A machine bet gun. You still think that.

Melissa Shere Beek:

She used to crawl down the hallway to a voice... No, I did. You both did. Did there was so much glass. The whole house was glass.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Wait. And then... Oh, Stella, what does Stella have to say?

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

She's gonna laugh at me. Hi.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Selita, you're on the podcast again.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

We're on the podcast.

Melissa Shere Beek:

You're gonna have to put her on speaker.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

No. No. No. We were talking about... Remember when you were in Rome and

Melissa Shere Beek:

the Give her the the context.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

What was it? Remember the story?

Melissa Shere Beek:

It was it was holding my... It was like walking around my flip flops on. Uncle D heard it. Yeah. Wait.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Is she on the mic? Can you hear her? Put it right on the mic.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Do you remember this story? Would you believe in ghosts?

Melissa Shere Beek:

I was... Yeah. I I believe in ghosts. She was walking around in heels.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Heels or flip flops?

Melissa Shere Beek:

It was my jelly flip flops. But we heard clop clop clop clop clop. Maybe because of flip flops. Maybe because of flip flops, yeah.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

They were the jelly flip flops that

Jessica Shere Coggins:

mom always got for me, the Melissa. Yeah. Oh, those smelled so good.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Yeah. And there was a ghost wearing them while you were sleeping, right? Yeah.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Well, this is what uncle D heard. I was sleeping. I told you. I woke them up, and then we heard it. We all heard it.

Melissa Shere Beek:

It was crazy.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Okay. Thank you for confirming.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Are you guys talking about the notes? No. We were... I was getting to that, but I will. Okay.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Thanks.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

I'm excited for this.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Yay. Love you, Celita. That's cute. So that's what I'm saying about believing in things that don't exist, like when mom found

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

notes later Oh shit.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Yeah. From daddy.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Do you believe in that though? I do. I can't not believe in that. Because I feel like if I don't believe it, then it's gonna stop happening.

Melissa Shere Beek:

I just don't think she would make something like that up.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

No. I do feel daddy and mom have a huge There is definitely some something from this... I don't wanna say stories because people are gonna think that we're cuckoo.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Oh, don't care. I think they already think that.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

A lot of stories when daddy was sick and certain things that happened that I feel like mom is definitely a witch, and they have some kind of pathway. Yeah.

Melissa Shere Beek:

The connection.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

The connection. Yeah. So if dad's sending her messages, like, all the better.

Melissa Shere Beek:

I believe in it. I totally believe in it. I mean, I know when my kids were little, they would say and do things about ancestors that they had no idea about Mollie. Yeah.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Mollie’s story.

Melissa Shere Beek:

I think that when you're little like that, I think the veil between the worlds is very thin. So I think children specifically are super in tune and the souls that are like with them or traveling with them or talking to them and and and near them. And yeah, she said a lot of things that she couldn't possibly have known, people that I hadn't even known. I mean, to know their names. I don't

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

think that happens to everybody though. Okay,

Melissa Shere Beek:

so here's what I think about it. I feel like it's like radio waves or microwaves or television waves. I think all of these things exist Mhmm. And then it takes someone to tune into it. So like television didn't exist until the nineteen hundreds, but those waves and all of those frequencies were out there.

Melissa Shere Beek:

It took someone to like tune into that. Microwaves and all that

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

stuff. They're very stranger things to me. I don't know. I don't know if that... I think just Molly is connected to Nanarose.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Like there's something

Melissa Shere Beek:

Oh, yeah. No. I definitely believe in souls being connected But like I don't know it's microwave. No. But I'm saying frequencies are out there in the world and it takes the ability to tune into it to pick up on it.

Melissa Shere Beek:

That's my analogy Okay. Was like a television Okay. Or radio waves. They're out there but it takes someone actually Wait. Oh my god.

Melissa Shere Beek:

I'm not sorry I feel that way. I don't know about my working mic. Alone here. She's like, I don't have a mic. I'm working solo here.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

I think you are today. Oh my god. Okay. You know why? I will tell you why.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Because I think we've... No. Go ahead. What? We've heard this before.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

So maybe... Okay, miss. I believe pigeons are not real. Okay.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Listen. Listen. There's something up I'm with so... Did anyone see the video I sent yesterday too? No.

Melissa Shere Beek:

You know what? You send me bird videos all the time. I cannot look at them anymore. Don't even stop because they had birds. They brought in 10 or so birds.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Why? Are they exotic and they're smuggling them?

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Something else to say.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

That someone told me the other day, how come you never see a baby bird? I do see baby birds. Put them back in an arse. You don't see baby birds.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

There's in the trees. Where's the babies?

Melissa Shere Beek:

The little pigeons? Taking them and, like, scoop them up to put them back into

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

the about birds or pigeons?

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Pigeons are a type of bird.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Okay. Yes. Specifically... But where's all the little pigeons?

Melissa Shere Beek:

They're in the nest and the trees. No. They don't stay there their whole life. Of course. They grow up and fly out.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Right. But you never see them.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Do you climb trees and trees? No.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

You only see big pigeons.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Let me know next time you climb a tree. I'll go with you.

Melissa Shere Beek:

There's no baby birds anywhere. There are baby birds. Okay. Baby birds are in my backyard. I have I have cardinals and blue jays.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Well, I'm happy for your backyard. Maybe it's microwave waves. Bring your birds in. Oh, my god. You guys are bitches.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Okay.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Witches. What? Witches? Yes. I'm a witch.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Bitches. What about scariest thing that ever happened to you?

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Oh, god. A lot of things. Real?

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Or not real? I mean, birds for you, but go ahead.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

I mean, everything scares me. I got scared at Halloween Horror Nights house the other night.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

I would never go in those houses. Yeah.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Trapped. Trapped by two characters because they... I'm like, I must have like Why

Melissa Shere Beek:

do you subscribe to that stuff?

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Sucker. Because my son's working. I had to go visit him.

Melissa Shere Beek:

But I know you have wave. Don't have to go in. You can hug him, wave, and then walk around.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

No. I have sucker written. Like, they get you one, and then they get you in the nether corner, but two of them came from... I can't go into hiding.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

The hiding, I can't do.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

One of them, I thought I was free, I saw, like, the exit sign. It was a Aussie...

Melissa Shere Beek:

That's where they get you.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

At the last second he jumped out, I swear to god, I peed in my pants.

Melissa Shere Beek:

I swear... I couldn't do it. I would pee and have a heart attack No. And

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

I literally thought, I I mean, I could see the sign, the exit. And I was like

Jessica Shere Coggins:

She's like, I made

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

it. Topping.

Melissa Shere Beek:

And he

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

comes out and he scares me, and I literally tinkled in my pants.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

You actually did. I actually tinkled tinkled in in because I hop. Scared of that shit. I would not I be... Go

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

laugh so hard at me because I jump.

Melissa Shere Beek:

I do laugh at the people who do these things because I... Like, it's a nervous laughter, but I would not be going into any of those things. He didn't say a woman got

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

so scared she did a split in the middle of... He said it was the funniest thing he's ever seen.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

What if you like...

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

He got so scared she took... She did a split.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

What if you had like a heart attack? Yeah. But we don't go in. Yeah. No.

Melissa Shere Beek:

We can't do that. I thought I wanna go in.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Yeah. Somebody's puked, he said. But I think

Jessica Shere Coggins:

it was That's a weird reaction.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Know was in the line waiting to get in too much alcohol. Oh, yeah. That's normal. All the way in the

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Just if it's hot and in the to you.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

And you're not allowed to hit him. He said something...

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Oh my god. Yeah. What if you just smashed him

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

and they had escorted somebody out because they hit him back.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Well, your reaction is to be like... I mean, your reaction if someone scares you is, oh, no. No. As close

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

as the mic is to your face, they get.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Really? Oh, my reaction would be Oh, like yeah. No. I would jujitsu that ass down. You would.

Melissa Shere Beek:

It totally would.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

It's funny.

Melissa Shere Beek:

It'd boom boom boom.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

It's true.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Drop. You think. No. I've been kicked out of a bar.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

What bar were you in? Stop. How long ago was that?

Melissa Shere Beek:

I was...

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Forty years ago?

Melissa Shere Beek:

Longer. I was 19. And I got... You're underage. Oh, yeah.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Well, no. That's not why I got kicked out. This guy was a total asshole and... Won't you beat him up? I I punched him, knocked him cold, and then I was escorted out.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

But you shouldn't have been back then. Shouldn't have been what? She did...

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

She not 21.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Well, no. They didn't know. Wasn't about the age. Instead, I started a bar fight. Like, I got I got punched him and that was the...

Melissa Shere Beek:

I was gonna take it anymore. I was. It was like eight months of harassment and I was finally came up in a bar and I was hanging with, you know, my friends and and... That was a...

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

It wasn't a bouncer. It was a guy. Okay.

Melissa Shere Beek:

No. No. The bouncers escorted me out because I punched a guy in the But

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

the guy you punched was a guy that was annoying to you.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Yes. It wasn't the bouncers. This... Okay. So this is a funny story, not scary, but it was scary.

Melissa Shere Beek:

When I was a kid and I was in the house, I kept hearing, like, you know how you used to say that you were afraid of things out of the bushes, it was all the glass? I kept hearing, like, scratching and By the birds. And I thought... No. It was a cat.

Melissa Shere Beek:

No. It wasn't the The birds hitting and dying. I thought these dogs were outside the window. Like, do you remember the big windows we had in our room? And I was like...

Melissa Shere Beek:

And it kept, like... And it kept going. And I kept hearing it, like, this growling and scratching. And I was like, oh my god. I kept going in and waking up daddy, and I was like, Daddy...

Melissa Shere Beek:

And he's like, You're dreaming. It's not happening. Forget about it. And I I couldn't go to bed because every time I turn off the lights, would hear this, and I was like terrified. I was a kid.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Finally, was like, No. Daddy, stay in the room. It's gonna happen again. And he stayed, and it didn't happen again. And I was like, Fuck.

Melissa Shere Beek:

And then it happened again. Then I made him come back like... This happened like 40 times. And finally, he stayed in the room, and he heard it. And so we're like walking around, walking around, walking.

Melissa Shere Beek:

We're listening, listening. By accident, when I closed the armoire in my bedroom, the cat was in the yard. You see, it's wild animals outside. I know. We had so many animals in the house and out of the house, but I didn't see any in my room when I turned on the light.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Cause I had locked the cat in the arm wash. You had a white arm wash. Yeah. Had a big white arm wash.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

I scented it.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Sam,

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

you And that reminds me of a funny story. So back in our old house Uh-huh. We hear this thing up on the roof. And I swear, said to Mason, I said, I think someone's trying to break into our house through the roof. So I called the police.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

The police come out.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Oh my god. He's always calling the police. They do.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

They start circling our house.

Melissa Shere Beek:

She calls

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

for me. Looked on the roof, and they knocked on our door, and they're like, ma'am, come out. We think we found what the noise was. I mean, it was like full on smacked out, like hard on the roof. Like I really thought somebody was hammering.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

And the police officers go ahead and they come on the side of the house and they shine a flashlight up on the roof.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Raccoon.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

It was two raccoons having sex. And all you heard was a smack down I of have it on...

Melissa Shere Beek:

Why did there always no limp? Limp This is just

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

raccoon. No limp raccoons. The police were hysterically laughing. I have a picture of it. It is the

Melissa Shere Beek:

fact that it the

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

funniest thing. I called... I mean, it was loud. It really scary.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Well, you disturb their fun.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

I'm sorry. They've they're making me very nervous. I thought someone's trying to been having sex for

Jessica Shere Coggins:

a long time. If you've heard them, call the quick to call the police. When they got there... So first thing, phew. That's it.

Melissa Shere Beek:

I She just calls know. It must

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

have been something in my last night.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Why didn't you take a a flashlight and just look for yourself?

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

I wasn't going outside. What if someone was out there? That's what the reason for

Jessica Shere Coggins:

that. Bad point.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

I wasn't going out.

Melissa Shere Beek:

There's no No.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

It wasn't reason either.

Melissa Shere Beek:

He's so

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

sort of a scaredy cat.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Send Mason.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

No. He was probably more scared.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Yeah. Don't think you're a scaredy cat. I would thought that you would've gone out with a flashlight. No. She literally thought someone was banging through her roof, though.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

No. Not if I was up on the roof. They could jump down and get me.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Oh, my god. Oh, my god. Okay. So are you superstitious? Yes.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Yes. Very. Very. But to your fault. It's not bad.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Very bad.

Melissa Shere Beek:

I'm psychotic. It's bad. What's your what's your Flip biggest pole.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Flip pole's my biggest thing.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Really?

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Oh, yeah.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Bread and butter. Can't go around the pole?

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

No. Can't. And I've and I've done it to my children, and I'm very, sorry, girls. Yes. It's bad.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Yeah. Mine's bad too. And I did it to my kids. And I think it's all just hysteria, and it's not good. I know.

Melissa Shere Beek:

I'm a little superstitious. A little? Yeah. Don't say a little. You're...

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Yeah. It probably started from you. No. I think so.... Mom.

Melissa Shere Beek:

No. I think it was Nana Rose. Because mom doesn't believe in superstitions. Yeah. She doesn't believe in a lot of things that are real.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

So I... It's bad. I'm bad. I mean, wish I could stop. Doesn't bother me.

Melissa Shere Beek:

No. It's certain things. Ladders don't bother me. No. It's other None of those things bother me.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

No. No. It's a split pole bothers me. Really? Yeah.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Okay.

Melissa Shere Beek:

I mean, I do make sure that we all walk together. No. It's like if I don't say anything at a certain time after I say, it's like, we... Bad.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

I also have like... Oh, don't have that.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Oh, I have it terribly. Like,

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

the airport or about to take a flight, I have to do... Oh god, I hate to say this.

Melissa Shere Beek:

So don't say it.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Three three paper towels when I wash my hands.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

I have it sitting on the plane too.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Three. I don't know why. No you're kids. Nowhere else.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Where did you pick up that one? I don't know. But wait, do you always go to the bathroom before you go on the plane?

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Like if you... Yeah. Usually, because I don't like to go on... I don't like to leave my seat on an airplane because I get too scared. So...

Jessica Shere Coggins:

What do you do with the paper towels? You take them to the seat No, with but

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

the point, like, I wash... I go... I pee. I wash my hands. So when I go to wipe my hand, it has to be the number three.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

I have to pull three paper towels.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

I get that. I have weird things like that too. I don't know. No. I have weird things like that.

Melissa Shere Beek:

I go poo poo poo. That's that's my superstitious stuff. Like poo poo poo. Like not to jinx something. Poo poo poo.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Oh, I wish Because could Nana Rose used to do that to me and she would spit Five three

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

and... Things have to end in five and zero.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

You have a number of things too. Have a number

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

of I

Melissa Shere Beek:

don't have a numbers thing. I don't have a numbers thing.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

I have a numbers thing like when I used to fill up my car with gas, it had to end in multiples of 18.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Oh, see I don't have those kinds of superstitions. Yeah, could get into it.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

If it doesn't happen, it doesn't happen.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Like it's bad luck if you don't.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

No, no, It's the splitting of the poll is...

Melissa Shere Beek:

No. I'm really, like, more about, like, careful with my words. Like like, I don't want to... Because I think maybe because of all the times with praying with daddy and, like, specific things that I asked for and all those things came true, even the joking part. So I think I'm very careful Spells, spelling.

Melissa Shere Beek:

I'm very careful about how I speak things into existence.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Why because

Jessica Shere Coggins:

you think when you say something, it comes to I think the universe listens, and I think it gives you whatever you want. I don't think it realizes if it's negative or positive. I think it absolutely... You put that out there. Spells, spelling, words, I think that's all.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

I don't get the spell spelling. When you say something and you speak it... You don't put it in writing,

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

you don't.

Melissa Shere Beek:

No, no, no. Not that... I'm just saying like you manifest. When you speak your words, they manifest. It's like if you're spelling something out to the universe, so spells, Yeah.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Like, you

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

I'm the same way.

Melissa Shere Beek:

So I'm very careful about how I word things when I ask for things or say things or pray for things. So that's how I'm Like like a little

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

what did... Oh, one of my kids want me to write an excuse for missing school, and they want me to say something.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Yeah. No. I can't. I won't do that Putting it into existence. Like that's like, or you say, like, yeah.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

I can't. I can't. Know I can't.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

I know felt bad, but.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

No. Not putting it up there. I would never do it either. That's what you're saying. I wouldn't.

Melissa Shere Beek:

You can't speak that into existence. Yeah. Okay. Has your view on death changed from when you were younger? I think mine's gotten worse.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Really? I understand more. I've always had like a kinda a fear of it, and it's just gotten worse. What's your fear? I won't talk about it.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Okay.

Melissa Shere Beek:

I'm sorry. No. That's okay. No. I do...

Melissa Shere Beek:

I weren't... See, that's like a weird superstition. It's not a weird superstition, but I was only asking to see if you were afraid of passing and what happens after, or Yeah, you're afraid won't talk about it. Oh, okay. No, no, no.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Like, I can't even go there. Okay. See, I have such a different... I'm gonna speak then. Have such a different connotation because after we watched daddy pass and poppy pass and nanny pass, and they were really peaceful sort of passings, and I felt privileged to be there, and to see them sort of like just beforehand sort of connect with the ancestors that were there and we were the descendants.

Melissa Shere Beek:

And so it was very beautiful transition, I would say, because it wasn't it wasn't horrible. And we knew we were... They... We knew they were passing. It wasn't like it was a sudden, God forbid, horrible sort of thing.

Melissa Shere Beek:

But my It's final for me. It's just too final.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

I don't know if it's...

Melissa Shere Beek:

Yes, it's final in this realm, but my only fear about dying is pain. I don't wanna experience It's horrible subject. Well, okay. I can't... I'm sorry.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Yeah. Wanna even reincarnation or afterlife?

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Oh my god.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Don't... Like, do you think happens? Well, I was just doing In the theme of Halloween... Okay. We're all not going deep?

Melissa Shere Beek:

Okay.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

We're talking about our favorite favorite candy.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Okay. That's a good one. What's your favorite candy sandwich? What do you look most forward to in getting your And trick or treat that is on here, but that's not until this stage. We're skipping to that.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

I found a bag the other day at Target of mini Charleston Chews. I actually have them.

Melissa Shere Beek:

I love a Charleston Chew. Really? But they've been out for a while.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

No. But miniature, like strawberry

Melissa Shere Beek:

chocolate Yeah. Them in your hand. Vanilla.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Oh, I'll take I a vanilla have chocolate.

Melissa Shere Beek:

I like a vanilla sarsen too. Yeah. Like I'm gonna borrow my... I like Milk Duds and Sugar Daddy Baby Ruth. Jelly Belly.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Thousand grams. 100 grams.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Oh, thousand grams. Yeah. Thousand grams. That's like my favorite. I just had two of them yesterday.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Butterfinger? So good. I like a butterfinger too. I like sugar. Oh, bless you.

Melissa Shere Beek:

See, that was here. Look. Sorry. See? Favorite candy.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Milk Duds, thousand dollar bar, sugar daddies.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

I'll that.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Yeah. Okay. That's fine. Bless you. Bless you.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Do you know I always sneeze twice? Really? Really? Always sneeze twice now. It's been a couple years.

Melissa Shere Beek:

I've never seen Any more Charleston chews? That's it. Here. No. I want one.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

I don't want

Jessica Shere Coggins:

to give her the strawberries. No. I don't want it. My teeth. I'm scared of eating a lot of candy now.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Really? You gotta, like, brush and floss and pick and all Well, that stuff right do it. It's called hereditary genes. If you were to have a spooky Halloween pet... Well, not spooky, just any kind of Halloween pet, what would it be?

Melissa Shere Beek:

Like, would you have

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Oh my god.

Melissa Shere Beek:

A

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

cat That and an cat, the hairless cat is the scariest thing. I would never have that in my life.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Okay. So what Halloween pet would you have? Never. I don't wanna carry a pet on Halloween. Not just Halloween, like if you were like Oh, like a magic booking, like, and you had like Oh.

Melissa Shere Beek:

You know, like Harry Potter, like they have owls, they have cats, they have rats, they have, you know... That's a good question. Unicorn? I don't know. You could have a unicorn.

Melissa Shere Beek:

I can too. That's so weird. I could be a magical pet. I'll ride on my unicorn. Okay.

Melissa Shere Beek:

You ride on your unicorn with her and her prisms. I have a prism. And I'll

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

have the broom up my ass. Sparkle farts. Sparkle farts.

Melissa Shere Beek:

I'll take That's what I call Jess. Sparkle I like it. Okay. So we went through favorite candies. What's yours?

Melissa Shere Beek:

I said it. Like, all of them. I was like, sugar daddy's milk duds. No. Sugar animal.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Those are good. Oh, what animal... A frog. I guess it could have a magical frog.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Oh, that would be With warts

Jessica Shere Coggins:

and all? You can carry it like that.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

With warts and all? Yeah.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Oh, that was creepy. I was... What was creepy? My my frog eyeballs? You saw that too.

Melissa Shere Beek:

What?

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Did she move the eyeballs?

Melissa Shere Beek:

She's just like, oh, Like a frog eyeballs.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Would it have warts? It'd be fat.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Would it be poisonous? Like a To other people. Fat, funky Toad. Would it be green or like Yeah.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Green or orange?

Melissa Shere Beek:

Olive green. Big. Yes. Super fat big Not like the

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

green like this green?

Melissa Shere Beek:

No. That's too Kelly green. Not like, like, olive, dark green. But this is

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

only for Halloween or...

Melissa Shere Beek:

No. I have a magical toad all the time. There is a toad that lives, like, in my on my patio and I love him. Is it magical?

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

I'm a toad guy.

Melissa Shere Beek:

I don't know if it's magical. I haven't kissed him. But... Have toad.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

God. I have a toad guy.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

You're a toad guy. Animals and you're everything. They just find me. I don't know why.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Doctor Doolittle.

Melissa Shere Beek:

I'm like, there's snow It's white in like snow white over at my house.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Oh, that's true. Is snow white.

Melissa Shere Beek:

It is. They're all... I've got iguanas that hang out with me. I love my iguanas....

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

With... Oh my god. Mister McDreamy.

Melissa Shere Beek:

What? Where

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

she comes to life. Oh,

Melissa Shere Beek:

the princess. Yeah. No. It's... What's this?

Melissa Shere Beek:

What's this? Amy Adams. Yes. But what's your name of the movie? Yeah.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Chances.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

That's a good one.

Melissa Shere Beek:

That's great one. Okay. Do you have favorite Happy Halloween, not spooky Halloween movies?

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

No. No. I've never really watched... I mean, I know there's Hocus Pocus, which I find like those... Bette Midler, Sarah Jessica Parker, they're hysterical.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Yeah. I love it. I don't... I... Again, I'm not really a fan of Halloween.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Halloween's just not... I'm not

Melissa Shere Beek:

a fan of spooky shit. I don't like horror or things like that. But like the Ella Enchanted was a good one. That's not really Halloween. Yeah.

Melissa Shere Beek:

But I guess like fantasy. It's a naked something, Steven. Back in?

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Yep. It's her...

Jessica Shere Coggins:

It's a penis. It's her animals. It's wilted. It's limp. Went It went limp.

Melissa Shere Beek:

I'm so sorry, Steven. I put it back in. It was just this thing. Is that okay? Why were you what were

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

you playing with it for?

Melissa Shere Beek:

I was just like, gee gee gee gee. You listened to it, baby. You are. Are. Why are you not doing today?

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Is going on with you? I'm surprised she didn't pick up on it. She was like, did you see her motion? Well, I was just sliding it out of the thing.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

I need

Melissa Shere Beek:

to read my my god. Okay. Clearly, outside of this, do you do you dress up for Halloween anymore? No. Know.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Are you out of this? Yeah, every weekend. This this took a lot I both of play, baby. I had to beg you all for like a month not to forget to dress up. You didn't...

Melissa Shere Beek:

Because I wish I liked Halloween.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

I wish I was like one of those people that would have loved to like I dress just don't. It's like the cute little kill doll outfits. Outfits. I wish I was... Yeah.

Melissa Shere Beek:

I mean... Yeah. I don't dress up. This is about it....

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Get so creative. Like, our girls got very creative.

Melissa Shere Beek:

But we were creative with our kids when they were little, or my kids were creative.... The way they are now. I could tell you Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Melissa Shere Beek:

But no, my kids were creative. They did good characters of people. The best, the funniest thing was is my girls, one year, they were gonna be witches. They were really, really little. Okay?

Melissa Shere Beek:

And they were gonna be witches. And then Samantha came over to trick or treat with us. Molly went in to get her witch costume, and she came out in this outfit, like gold lame, funky heels because she couldn't walk, like mismatched top. Her hair was like this. She had the whole thing in a purse or whatever.

Melissa Shere Beek:

And do you remember what she said when she came out? We said, well, honey, what are you what are you going with? I thought you She were a goes, aunt Sammy? Fuck her.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

With the gold lame and the

Melissa Shere Beek:

and the heels and the purse and the mismatched top and the whole thing. I love that. And she came out and she goes, I'm Auntie Sammy. And it was like, you were a character. Really funny.

Melissa Shere Beek:

She was a character.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

I still am a character.

Melissa Shere Beek:

You still are. That was funny.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

That is funny, Sydney.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Yeah. But I like when... So Sydney was the cutest though, because Sydney, when we told him to get dressed for a very important occasion, dress in his best best outfit. Oh, the cape. But that wasn't Halloween.

Melissa Shere Beek:

He No. Had a That wasn't Halloween, but he liked to dress... That was his like favorite favorite outfit. We're going to a wedding and he was like... Had a mask and a cape and I was He was little and cute.

Melissa Shere Beek:

I love that. I love that. I don't I don't dress up now, but like I love when the kids were little and their imagination was such that they would like dress up and do fun, cute things. I'm not a Halloween... I wasn't good with them with Halloween either.

Melissa Shere Beek:

They were cute. They were cute, but you didn't really go all out? No. Oh my

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Back in the day when there was a Disney store, they had the best...

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Oh, Disney store was so good though....

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

The best princess costumes...

Melissa Shere Beek:

Oh, my girls had every princess costume.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Yeah. They were

Jessica Shere Coggins:

like $89

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

back then. Oh, they were so beautiful.

Melissa Shere Beek:

And Remi had to have the heels that matched every single princess.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

The little heels. That go. But they had... It was the best to go to the Disney store, like, when the Halloween dresses came out.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Remi had 30 pairs of heels by the time she was like three. I wish that store was still open. The little kids would still like it.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

I... It's crazy that that store closed.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Did it really?

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Oh. Disney store years ago. But by the was

Melissa Shere Beek:

a long time ago. Yeah. But every little kid wants to go to Disney store.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Like I... I mean, the fact that I couldn't go to Party City to get Yeah.

Melissa Shere Beek:

That was Where weird do people go now to get a costume? It's Really? They order and send it back if it doesn't look good. Really? Yeah.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Is anybody doing a non slutty theme nowadays? Yeah. Our girls are. I mean, they might look slutty, but

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

it's not supposed to be slutty. Their their outfits...

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Do not say.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

I won't. They're they're cute, but they slutted them up.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Slutted them up or slide them up? Slutted. It depends what age. You go 12 and under, they're still cute. You go 12 and up.

Melissa Shere Beek:

It's a little bit... I still think your nush and tush shouldn't be hanging up

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

It's no matter what your age not... It... It's not that. It's just that they took an outfit and, like Made it sexy. Made it sexy.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

That's a perfect way to say it. I know two of them. Why not? Definitely one, but yeah. Very cute.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Okay. Send me pictures.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Got it. It'll probably change five times though.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Yeah. You'll get it and hate I'm sure. So what's your... So since you're non Halloween people, what is your Halloween plan? Hide in the house, turn off think the lights?

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

I'm going Halloween Horror Nights. There's no... I mean, nobody comes to my house. Bria's out and about. I'm sure she'll have a party at my house and I won't know

Melissa Shere Beek:

about it. I feel like there's a lot of parties now. Oh yeah. Less walking Oh yeah. Party at Bria's house.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Just don't lose the dogs. No.

Melissa Shere Beek:

We put the dogs away.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Yeah. Yeah. No. There's no... I...

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

It gets sad. Ever since we moved to the new house, it's sad that...

Jessica Shere Coggins:

But it's sad everywhere. There's no one... You never see anyone out walking. One

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

island, everybody.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Palmetto Island is still insane. Yeah. Hours to get home for a fifteen minute drive. It was insane. Coco, I love that.

Melissa Shere Beek:

That's why there's not a lot of walkers anymore. That's what I'm saying. I think people are having parts of the house. Like when my kids were little, there was this one house and she went all out. And Yeah.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Oh my god, shout out to Chris Hoffman's mom. She was the bomb. She she totally redid the whole house. There was a coffin on the table that was right. Like filled with everything.

Melissa Shere Beek:

That's how powerful Portland is.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

They're amazing.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Amazing. There's People are... The pictures on the wall would like move. She was totally into Halloween. She had like everything every...

Melissa Shere Beek:

There was... It was amazing. It was like if you went into like a John Darien storm, it's like Halloween theme and she was like the cool... No. Was fun.

Melissa Shere Beek:

And they all had parties at houses. And I feel like that was... And then they would walk around because she was in a gated community, but but I feel like that's probably a safer way to go is to be at somebody's house. I think people would not be out of that does

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

something where they bring the kids in. Mhmm. A really nice time.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Actually, you can't see. It's dangerous. There's people drinking Yeah. And driving. Yeah.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Don't like that. It's not great. Yeah. I like it in a house. I think it's safer.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Okay. Party at Sam's house.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Nobody comes...

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Because you're like on a... Not a main street, but like it's a wide...

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

And it's... And also the gates are closed. The houses are

Jessica Shere Coggins:

are closed. You wanna go somewhere where it's... Everything is closed. Yeah. Right.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

So... Yeah. I I...

Melissa Shere Beek:

I don't know what I'm doing. It depends if my kids... My my younger one dresses up. Don't know. Aw.

Melissa Shere Beek:

He's still the baby. I know. We forget we still have a baby. I don't think he's dressing up though. Oh, his friends?

Melissa Shere Beek:

Maybe he's going to a party or doing something. Yeah. Probably. I wanna get candy. Yeah.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

I always gave him a pillowcase because you can just twist it up, throw it on your back and go. When you have a pal... When you're running... When your mom just came into my head.... Kids, don't mom just

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

inspect our candy because there's like... Back in the day, there were like razors.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Oh, hello. I still inspect the kids candy. There was razors in the apples...

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

No. I

Jessica Shere Coggins:

just wanna make sure the candy's not open. Oh. I just had a funny memory come back to me. Well, I do that too, but it's always the same candy though. You're gonna laugh.

Melissa Shere Beek:

What? Because it just... When you thought about the the pillowcase, again, seventies, we were kids. We went as the fruit of the loom kids. I was the fig.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Somebody was the grape. That's so funny. We got extra extra large Fruit of the Loom men's underwear and stapled the holes.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Oh, that's funny. That's cute.

Melissa Shere Beek:

And we carried it carried the candy around it. That's I forgot about that. But when you just said like, run it around with the... Was like, oh, I did that? But that was like...

Melissa Shere Beek:

No. But, like, running around,

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

it was it was

Melissa Shere Beek:

a big thing of underwear instead of us. And you just said, okay....

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Wanna go home and...

Melissa Shere Beek:

I want a Charleston Chew now. You not have that? I just gave you the pink one. Oh, no. I

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

don't want that. I'm sorry. That's all I have. But I put them in the freezer. Now they're now they're soft.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

But the freezer

Melissa Shere Beek:

You don't breaks break your teeth.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

No. Wait. They're so good frozen. I freeze my Twix too.

Melissa Shere Beek:

I don't know. Does the candy man? Twix ice cream bars.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Yeah. No. Not the same.

Melissa Shere Beek:

No. I like my jelly bellies too. I just ordered a bunch. What's your favorite flavor? Oh, I have a...

Melissa Shere Beek:

Pudding. No. Cherry. No. I like watermelon and coconut.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Yeah. Coconut's pretty good. It's good. I like the strawberry daiquiri and the juicy pear....

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Amazon?

Melissa Shere Beek:

No. I ordered them from a candy store. There's like three candy stores I ordered some from Netflix. So much easier. Will not support Amazon.

Melissa Shere Beek:

I go directly to the mom and pop store. But those mom and pop stores sell to Amazon. I'm going directly to the mom and pop Why

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

don't you just go to Jelly Belly?

Melissa Shere Beek:

No. Jelly Belly didn't have what I wanted. So I I got it from economy candy, nuts.com, and another one because I... Different flavors at different places because they didn't have all that I wanted, but... Good for you.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Yeah. But I like economy candy because they have the old time stuff that I like. I'm so upset that Like sugar daddy's.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

They didn't have my candy corn. I just like the chocolate ones. They don't have them this year.

Melissa Shere Beek:

You know what I'm missing? Chocolate licorice.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Oh, I order... Let's say I order from...

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Oh, just get it from her. I'll order it from Sam Sam.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Sam. Packing. Bria loves chocolate covered gummy bears. I found them at

Melissa Shere Beek:

No. Trader You know what's really... They're really, really good? What? At...

Jessica Shere Coggins:

What's the place right by the falls? Fresh Market. What? What? Chocolate covered gummy bears.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Oh, no. See, I like them milk does. They're so fresh and so they're addicted to them for a while. The problem is I eat at night now. Like, I don't realize I'm eating at like two in the morning.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Oh. Well, who's up at Yeah. It's bad.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

You sleep well? No?

Melissa Shere Beek:

I have to have dessert after every meal. So I always have like sugar after everything. It's like it's like savory sugar savory sugar. Alright, girls. Well, thank you for doing the That's it.

Melissa Shere Beek:

I mean, well, you made me bypass like half the questions because As you didn't wanna go long as

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

they're not about death. They're about death. They're about death.

Melissa Shere Beek:

They're not about death, but it was like, you know, reincarnation, afterlife, souls, stuff like that.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Find somebody else for that.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Oh, okay. Not me. I I I could go there, but I can't let myself

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

I go can't think about that.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Yeah. I I can do that.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

And I start to, like, worry, is something bad gonna happen

Jessica Shere Coggins:

to Yeah. Me That's what happens to my... Okay. My super superstition.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Yeah. That's what I'm It's a problem.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

The... We're in problem. Yeah. Yeah. It's bad.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Okay. It's bad. Okay. It's not bad. You don't wanna talk about it, you don't wanna talk about it.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

No, because it debilitates you.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Yeah, it does.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

And it's it's not what you're saying there. Like, it's not...

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

It shouldn't. Like, you need to my kids too.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Mine much too. More than

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

do like the three pinches that bite your tongue.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Oh, yeah. Do the bite your tongue. But that's the same as poo poo poo, like they take it back. Jessica, you wanna show the people your shoes? Wear shoes.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Wear the other day. I just got them for my birthday. Yeah. Bucky shoes. Very cool.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

They're... What's it called shoes? They're Hey Dudes. You guys ever hear of Hey Dudes? No.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

They're like boat shoes. They make them in different colors. They're so comfortable. And they're Bucky Hey Dudes?

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

You wear those outside of that costume? You probably would.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

I'm gonna wear these to your house every day I come visit you now.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

These don't come over anymore.

Melissa Shere Beek:

They're fine. She always likes her sneakers with her jeans and stuff like that. She's always wearing different sneakers.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Yeah. That's her little... Yeah, they look more like a Marvel.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Yeah. They do. Yeah. I can't see from here because I don't have my glasses on, but they're colorful.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Isn't there Buckeys coming towards us? They're

Melissa Shere Beek:

showing your shoes.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

They're showing my shoes are...

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Your shoes are

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

My shoes. Are... It's funny

Melissa Shere Beek:

I have

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

to take Bria to the pediatrician, because she needs to get these stupid athletic papers filled out.

Melissa Shere Beek:

I like mine.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

So They're like witch shoes.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

So. Those are legitimately witch shoes. They're foul. Real and all. No.

Melissa Shere Beek:

They're not Gucci. They're foul. Why yourself? You're such bitches. I do like my shoes though, but no, this is flu vog.

Melissa Shere Beek:

That is a wish Did you

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

steal those from Remi? Those are

Jessica Shere Coggins:

super nice. Yeah. Look like Remi. She's No. Remi’s got shoes like this.

Melissa Shere Beek:

In red. Yes. She does. They're red and pink exactly like this. But of course, I had to do green and black.

Melissa Shere Beek:

But yeah, they're fluvox. Are those new? No. They're old. But they're fluvox and they're so fucking comfortable.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

I've never heard of that name.

Melissa Shere Beek:

In New York, there's a crazy No clue. No clue? So good. Why don't you tell everyone what you are? Because I think it's kinda cute.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

I don't know what she is.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Yes. Get up and tell everyone what you are. It was... She's gonna say, I can't get up because I discovered something when I was standing up Oh, this. Not this.

Melissa Shere Beek:

It's all of it. I did not realize. Ass out. Tits out. I thought so.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

It goes halfway.

Melissa Shere Beek:

No. Yeah. But it goes all the way, but then when

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

I Oh, made stood up in in the the line. Had $300 for that outfit. You had to buy the slip. Jean Paul Gottier. I will tell...

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

They're such bitches. I'm just finding...

Melissa Shere Beek:

It's so... Yes. It... You could see... I'll...

Melissa Shere Beek:

Go on Instagram because I'll put reels up of us dancing, but... Do you say... Can I say it? What am I? You told me what you are.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Yeah. You're you're an x-ray of a frog. I guess I'm a frog x-ray. Yeah. Think that's It's it's a cool talk.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

I got the frog. I got the x-ray.

Melissa Shere Beek:

I don't if

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

you can see.

Melissa Shere Beek:

I'm not for sure. That's just part of like the witchiness of me underneath. Alright. Go visit. Was gonna

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

do red lipstick, but I couldn't...

Melissa Shere Beek:

Yeah. Did dark. I think we should come in in something else again. Okay. We're not doing this over, so think for next year.

Melissa Shere Beek:

We're not on till next year? No. If you're doing Halloween Oh. Again, that's not till next year. Alright, ladies.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Thank you so much.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

I'm having our ugly sweaters next time

Melissa Shere Beek:

for the holidays. Oh, and so much. Oh, yes. We'll do ugly sweaters for the holidays, definitely.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Okay.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Alright. Great. I like I'm not gonna go buy

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

a fucking sweater. I have...

Melissa Shere Beek:

Do we have our ugly sweaters from the last time? Did it. Oh, you weren't there either on that trip. Where did I? I'm not with these things.

Melissa Shere Beek:

We were at Montana, and we wore outrageous. I've been there. You're just not with you. No. You've been there with her, but I was there when you

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

went. Had planned a photographer Mom to

Melissa Shere Beek:

planned a photoshoot. Really? Thank God We I was took over, and we told, we wanna do the cheesiest Kardashian photoshoot you've ever done in your whole entire life, and I don't like them. Sorry. Wish you well, but, like, I don't watch their episodes and stuff like that.

Melissa Shere Beek:

We did a full on horrible, horrible photo shoot. It's probably so good.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

We were... Santa. Like a Christmas one just Really? To piss her

Melissa Shere Beek:

Oh, yeah.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

It was really I a Hanukkah. Had a Menorah.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Mine said my matzah balls bring all the boys to the back That's funny. We were... We know it

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

got lit up. I mean...

Melissa Shere Beek:

Oh, that's... I missed a good

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

one. Aiden had the...

Melissa Shere Beek:

It was a fun....

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Christmas one.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Yeah. I think I'll find those photos and we'll do that for December.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

I have the sweaters.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Yeah. We'll wear them. Okay. Do guys get a funky shirt?

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

I have sweaters.

Melissa Shere Beek:

No. I'm gonna borrow one. Okay. Good. Thank you, ladies.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Thank you. Thank you. Penis on the brain.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

I'm gonna say Wilton.

Melissa Shere Beek:

To our listeners, have a spooktacular Halloween. So grateful you're here. Keep listening. Keep learning. Keep laughing.

Melissa Shere Beek:

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Melissa Shere Beek:

Steven Chen. What? At Penthouse Studios. Beek on being was recorded at Penthouse Studios and is a proud member of the Penthouse Podcast Network. Namaste.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Until again. Thank you. Don't

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

know. Don't know

Melissa Shere Beek:

about that No.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

It's fifty eight minutes.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Oh, okay. Well, I'm talking content. We're not sure about content. Content. It was fine.