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The Noon Hour Of Madness & Mayhem can be heard live on KBEAR 101 weekdays at 12pm MST. Viktor and Peaches talk about a wide variety of topics depending on the day and you never know what to expect!
The noon hour of Madness and Mayhem, the podcast. You know, Victor, we're very lucky. I didn't start off the show with a nice heavy track from Kryptopsy with Billy Strings. Is that out now? It's it's out eight and a half minutes long.
Eight and a half? I believe it's called Blasphemy Made Fresh or something like that. Well, I know what I'm listening to after this show. Oh, sure. The lyrics are pretty funny.
I I would imagine, you probably can't read them on air, no. I can. Blasphemy made fresh lyrics. I go to hear cryptopsy. Of course, they use words that are, you know, quite big.
Yes. They're they're they're time nerds. Yeah. Just take me to the darn song. What are you doing here?
Let's say it took me to the whole album. And my plan is to go see Billy Strings, like, in a couple weeks. Long as I, you know, quit having dumb financial crap dumped on me. Oh, I hate my teeth. The song begins with, oh, what a gal.
She seems such a perfect victim. This I can tell for if beauty, she's guilty. Alright. Ordinarily, I'd not wish to frighten or hurt her, but such beauty inspires one to give the gift of murder. Okay.
Very metal. Very metal. It says here, she's she's the kind of girl you want to run up and to tackle through a window, some floors up and splatter you both to heck. Oh my goodness. Alright.
What a love song. And then the very end has the f bomb one, two, three, four, five, six times. Six times in a row. Yeah. We we could edit that.
Yeah. We could. We'd just chop the end of the song off, I guess. Alright. I'll go listen to it after we're done with this noon hour of madness and mayhem.
Yeah. Alright. Well, that's great. I knew that song was coming. Billy Strings rules.
And, I mean, hopefully, I'm going to the show. I don't know. I I feel like Peaches, everything's just breaking around me. Should we save that for the next break? Sure.
Okay. The noon hour of madness and mayhem, I am Peaches. I am Victor Wilt, the king of terrible teeth. I hate my teeth peaches. They've been the scourge of my existence since I was very young.
Like, I was born with some crooked teeth, You know? Blame your parents. You didn't know me then. You didn't know me when I had crooked teeth. Lot of lot of old time listeners would.
I didn't know Victor with hair. You didn't yeah. You didn't even know Victor with hair. That's how old I am. And, so eventually, you know, I had a bunch of teeth ripped out of my face and got braces, and I got my teeth all straightened up.
But I tell you, if I if I'm gonna have any problems, it's gonna be teeth. So, you know, I've been feeling kinda sick this week. Like, yesterday, I started getting bad headache toward the end of, my day. Thought it was from staring at the computer too long. Like, alright.
I'm gonna go home, and I've I've been having, you know, some lymph node pain. And I was like, alright. I'm dying. So I decided since I need to go help my daughter move in a week, I'd better go to the doctor and get checked out. And, you know, turns out it was a dental issue.
Bring on another root canal. I I'm just the king of root canals, Peaches. You're not leaving Friday, August 8, are you? The next day. K.
Thank you. The day after. I was gonna say you're gonna miss Weird Al. Yeah. Yeah.
No. I'm I would have left that day, or even a day earlier, but I wanted to go to Weird Al. So You have to. Yeah. Forget the kid.
She can move herself. Well, she can. She's an adult, so she can move herself. But I have to go, you know, bring a bunch of her crap back. So I've gotta drive my truck all the way to basically Canada.
Why do girls have so much crap? I don't know. And, apparently, I'm the king of storage as well. Aubrey came with me to the the show. All of a sudden, last minute, she texts me at 8AM Tuesday morning and goes, hey.
Can I come with to the concert? I'm like, you're not into this music, but, of course. Yeah. You know, I don't wanna have I wanna be by myself in the car. Yeah.
So she comes along and drags bags upon bags, like, she was moving out for two days. And it's a one night show. Caused me to be late. I'm like, what do you do? That's why I bought a truck, Peaches.
You know? So I can carry my lady's stuff. Well, you know how I am about time. Like, I'm just like a drill sergeant. Yeah.
She learned that that that day. I'm like, hey. I leave whether you're in the car or not. 11AM, I'm going. Let's go.
Let's go. Let's go. Film. Yeah. I don't know.
Just been a a rough few days. I don't know if you heard about my near death experience. No. Yeah. When I broke my dishwasher.
Oh. Did I tell you about the story? Experiences. We got Jade getting severely burnt. Mhmm.
We got you with your dishwasher. Yeah. Got me with the kayak not that long ago. That's right. We're all on our way out.
Yeah. Who do you get? Who is a voodoo doll of us three? Someone's working against us, Peaches. Someone's listening to us, Peaches.
Someone's like, shut up and play the music. I'm gonna put put a pin through this voodoo doll. Yeah. Pretty much Somebody who wanted us to only talk about music or something. But Oh, well, we didn't do that.
We have to delete this break. No. We're gonna play it. We're gonna play it because I don't care. One of the reasons I stopped listening to K Bear is because, one of the DJs had an opinion different than mine, and That's when I say shut up and play the music.
And it was on Facebook. You know, come on now. Somebody walking by? It's Justin walking by. I saw Justin last night.
One of the has on one of the best t shirts I've ever seen. Justin's t shirt is totally killer. That's a, like, a cat with a gun riding on a horse, spitting fire, a unicorn, unicorn spitting fire. That that is epic. Yeah.
How was your jack in the box last night? My jack in the box last night was satisfactory. They, accidentally gave me two tacos extra. So, you know, I got a bonus. Tacos are great.
They're the gel the, the jelly rolls. Yeah. Egg rolls are fantastic at Jack in the Box. That's what Justin told me he was getting. He yelled at me from behind me.
He was parked behind me in the drive through. You suck. Really loud, and I looked back, and it was Justin. Oh, I did save your truck from that rock, though. You did.
That that's an odd place for a rock. Yeah. It's an odd location for a rock, for sure. Thank you, Justin. So Did you get the, tea pain meal?
That's delicious. No. I didn't. Get a cool air freshener with it. You know me.
I shop with the app. Whatever's on sale. Oh, that's a I think that's a whole combo meal that's on sale. You get the you get, like, a a nice burger, fries, tacos, and a drink and a stuffed cookie. And how much is it?
Like, $11? Yeah. No. My meal was way cheaper than that. And they gave me two bonus tacos.
I should have called. You got my order wrong. There's two extra tacos in here. I can't eat this. Are you implying it didn't bulk up?
I demand that you take these two tacos back. Well, Victor, I asked the k Bear Rock audience, the question, does Victor look like Paul Giamatti? Okay. Where are we sitting on the results right now? Because I looked at the pictures.
I don't look like him. Only six comments. Paul Giamatti differs with his facial hair in almost every single photo. Some some photos, he's clean shaven. Other times, he has a giant beard.
He's one of the ugliest people, to be quite honest with him. Does Victor look like him? No. No. Victor.
Victor does not look like Paul Giamatti in dog eyes. Not at all. No. But But that was a comment on him. Looks like he's just like a thumb with googly eyes on top.
Like, that's kinda lots to be mean to him, but he's not known for his looks. Yeah. Somebody commented that I sounded like Chris Elliott, which I don't. And that I look like Paul Giamatti on our YouTube video when we were hanging out with East Idaho News. Somebody messaged me saying you look like Chris Elliott.
I don't look like Chris Elliott either. And then James from Pocatello said he looks like Anton LaVey. I don't look like Anton LaVey either. Any bald dude with a goatee. Yeah.
He looks like Walter White. Yeah. Famous bald dudes with goatees. They all look the same. Let's see here.
What do we have? Just like Peaches. You look like Ben Kingsley, Samuel l Jackson, Dwayne The Rock Johnson back in 02/2005. Oh my gosh. '20 2902 bald men with goatees, stock photos, and high resolution pictures.
Excellent. Excellent. So, what what was the listener consensus in our comments? So far I see, one, two, just two. Two for I can see it.
Stewart said, not gonna lie. It's kinda close, really. That's one of the two. Stewart, get out here. Jeff, I don't see it.
Gage, nah. Then James put, more like Anton LaVey. Alright. That was it. Alright.
I'm glad that at least, two thirds of our audience or six commenters, don't think I look like Paul Giamatti. Well, there was nobody that really commented on the post. I was shocked by that. Well, you know, they're probably fighting about politics or something on each side of the news. I'm waiting I'm waiting for the comment that's more like, hey, Victor just needs to overall shut up about about his political views.
I don't talk about him on air. Jeez. I mean, what all I did was post one South Park picture and people lose their minds. Yeah. Well, people think for some reason well, the there's a lot of people on the right hand side that think South Park is just making fun of the right all the time.
South Park makes fun of everybody. Everyone. You could bring up episodes where they're, like, totally brutal to people on the left. Right. For sure.
Yeah. You have to make fun of everybody. Exactly. That's why everybody loves South Park. You know?
They are ruthless. It's an honor to really be insulted by them. Oh. Lizzo was honored when she was on there. Yeah.
Like, if you make it to be in you know, made fun of on South Park, you are, you know, you're in the the zeitgeist. You're, you know, you are in pop culture if if South Park's talking about you. When I interviewed Max Portnoy, the son of Mike Portnoy, he was talking about how to dream of his to be even mentioned at all in an episode of South Park, let alone insulted by those guys. Oh, yeah. It would be fantastic.
I would I would love it. You know, like, they do these contests sometimes. Like, you could be a character on South Park. Like, dude, how awesome would that be? Yeah.
But when they put you in the back and you don't really say anything, you just go, oh, look. It's me. It's me right there on the right hand side. That's right. Like, one one of the kids will be like, shut up, Victor.
I mean, you know, like, good enough. Like, one of our listeners. Like, one of our listeners. Like, one of our listeners, like, shut up, Victor. Victor.
That's right. Saying an opinion that's differing from mine. Yeah. So, anyway, I don't even remember what we were talking about at the beginning of this break. Just the whole Paul Giamatti look alike thing.
I don't know why for some reason, like, the the people were more so focused on you on that video. Didn't really get that many views views. It was it's funny. Look at the East Idaho thousand views or something. And the East Idaho News YouTube channel is all this stuff about the daybell case.
I mean, like, tons of videos right in the middle of that whole thing. It's just, hey. We went we spent the day with the guys at K Bear. There's all these pictures of Lori Vallow. Yeah.
And then there's us. I should have tried making you look like the, the guy the the Brian dude they've been talking about quite a lot with the crazy eyes. Oh, yeah. That guy is creepy looking. He's very creepy.
I know the Woody Show has the producer named Sebas who looks just like him, and they and he's in denial, but they keep posting about it on the the subreddit. Oh, good. Good. Wrapping up the noon hour of Madness and Mayhem, I am Peaches. I'm Victor.
Do you follow the subreddit r slash metal for the masses? Maybe. I I don't know. There I follow a lot of metal subreddits. They have this picture of, I forgot what exactly cartoon this is from back in the day.
Shows those kids with the different rings. Can I think they all come together? Captain Planet? I think it might be Captain Planet. Is there a blue guy?
He's not in the middle. It's just all the different kids, but it has one kid that says criminally overrated, another kid that says obnoxious front man, another kid that says boring music, another one that says cheesy lyrics, and then the last one here says lame fan base. Okay. And then it says, what band do you think this is? What's the most upvoted band?
Sleep Token? No. Five Finger Death Punch. Oh. But that reminds me of a picture that I wanted to share with you that I was thinking about posting in the Kayberg Group.
And as the social media director, I wanted to get your your approval for this. Well, I saw that one. I saw it posted on Reddit as the worst meme of all time today. Well, somebody poor, guy, a guy named Vic. I think he's a loyal listener to our station.
Uh-huh. He posted the picture of Ozzy putting handing down the crown to Beyonce. So you can't He just shared the meme. That's funny, though. All the comments well, not all the comments.
Some of the comments were, like, absolutely disgusting. Anytime someone uses the word disgusting online, chances are it's not. Yeah. It's just someone who's like, I'm offended for no reason. Like, that one's so funny that it makes me laugh.
But Sleep Token fans probably do really feel that way about that that meme. You should post it. The meme that I shared with Victor is Ozzy handing down the crown to vessel of Sleep Tokens. Yes. And I know we have a lot of people.
There's one message that we got recently that made me laugh so hard. It was just some guy saying, like, for the love of god, please stop playing Sleep Token. It's been country in my truck for the past couple of weeks because you guys keep playing Sleep Token. The next song. And I'm like, partner, you have fun with that.
Well, and the next song is not going to be Sleep Token. You just tune back in in a few minutes. It just stands out because it's like driving down the road and you see a car you hate, and those cars will stand out to you. Yeah. Totally.
But you can always know, listeners, the next song is gonna be something completely different. So you tune out for a few, listen to your country, then you tune back in. The next the next band on this list, Disturbed. Really? Falling in Reverse.
Okay. I I would would be surprised to see Falling in Reverse pop on there, but Disturbed? They're Sleep Token. Yeah. Disturbed kinda made a lot of people mad with the whole bullet the missile thing.
Yeah. That's that's true. That's true. Slaughter to Prevail. This guy just wrote all four bands that were, that were already listed besides I mean, besides Slaughter to Prevail, he also put Fall in Reverse, Disturbed, and Five Finger Death Punch.
He calls it his big four of garbage. Thirty seconds to Mars, seeing Jared Leto walk on stage dressed literally as Jesus and watching the girl cry when she saw him is summed up in this meme. Oh, Jesus. Maroon five. There's another good answer.
Maroon five is terrible, and so is, thirty seconds to Mars in my opinion. But Maroon five is, like, really bad. They're they're just so embarrassing. Wow. I see somebody put g and r on this list.
Really? Yeah. I thought they put guar for a second. Well, at this point, this list is going to turn into every band of all time. No.
I think it's more so with the stereotypical answers. I stopped asking those questions. Like, you know, I did the whole, like, take on the whole Coldplay thing. Like, even if it could save my marriage, I would never go to a blank concert. Oh, okay.
And you can expect it was like a Family Feud moment. I got all the top answers correct. I didn't even look at the comment section. I just was sitting here on the air going, the top answers are gonna be Taylor Swift, Cardi b, insert any pop artist ever, Sleep Token. Yeah.
You know, the same old stereotypical answers. And I took I literally filled up the entire comment section with my guesses. I mean, any band that blows up as big as, like, Sleep Token, people start hating. It's like when Ghost got really big. You know, when a band is everywhere, people, you know, they come out of the woodwork and, have something to say.
Well, here's, another answer, Skillet. Skillet. Volbeat would have to get my vote as what someone wrote. Volbeat. Ice nine kills.
Now what were the five things again that that the kids were holding up? Obnoxious front man, boring music, cheesy lyrics, lame fan base, and criminally overrated. Now this is metal for the masses. You're gonna have a mixture of those really smelly, gross looking dudes that, you know, have the bald head with the wrangled beard. Now wait a minute.
This is me. Yeah. Okay. See, I still don't get why I mean, Sleep Token to me, you could at least say they have, good lyrics, you know, I would say. Not not like cheesy lyrics.
I mean, well, okay. Rap sometimes. Around me. Arms around me. Okay.
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