Wake Up Classy 97 The Podcast

Wake Up Classy 97 with Josh & Chantel from Tuesday, July 8th, 2025 / They're mixing bacon into your cereal, camping in the bathroom isn't that glamorous, some high school graduates are on the path to greatness, Chantel has a correction and apology to offer, Josh is good with whatever Chantel wants for dinner, rolling your eyes is a term of endearment, Josh is still very impatient with package deliveries, your name is still Chantel - huh, we have a big fan of the show named Carter, the internet has a cat and it's kind of some great white noise, what menu items are you going to pass on immediately, we agree that swimming in the ocean at night is not a good idea, and there are a couple of coaches missing from College Football 26 and Chantel isn't that upset about it.

Timestamps:
(0:00) - Bonus: Housekeeping
(4:19) - Bacon breakfast cereal
(8:38) - Bathroom camping
(13:34) - Good News to Get You Going
(15:51) - Correction: Julio Iglesias
(20:44) - Help with dinner
(26:26) - Eye rolls are terms of endearment
(31:46) - Josh can't wait for mail
(38:52) - Still Chantel, huh?
(44:02) - Carter is our #1 fan
(47:59) - The internet's cat
(52:58) - No go menu items
(59:17) - Would You Rather This or That
(1:02:32) - Some coaches are missing + outro

What is Wake Up Classy 97 The Podcast?

Wake up with Josh & Chantel every weekday from 6a-10a on Classy 97! Missed the show or want to revisit your favorite moments from the show, enjoy Wake Up Classy 97 - The Podcast!

Episode title: Wake Up Classy 97 with Josh and Chantel - Tuesday, July 8th, 2025

Episode summary introduction:

They're mixing bacon into your cereal, camping in the bathroom isn't that glamorous, some high school graduates are on the path to greatness, Chantel has a correction and apology to offer, Josh is good with whatever Chantel wants for dinner, rolling your eyes is a term of endearment, Josh is still very impatient with package deliveries, your name is still Chantel - huh, we have a big fan of the show named Carter, the internet has a cat and it's kind of some great white noise, what menu items are you going to pass on immediately, we agree that swimming in the ocean at night is not a good idea, and there are a couple of coaches missing from College Football 26 and Chantel isn't that upset about it.

Timestamps:
(0:00) - Bonus: Housekeeping
(4:19) - Bacon breakfast cereal
(8:38) - Bathroom camping
(13:34) - Good News to Get You Going
(15:51) - Correction: Julio Iglesias
(20:44) - Help with dinner
(26:26) - Eye rolls are terms of endearment
(31:46) - Josh can't wait for mail
(38:52) - Still Chantel, huh?
(44:02) - Carter is our #1 fan
(47:59) - The internet's cat
(52:58) - No go menu items
(59:17) - Would You Rather This or That
(1:02:32) - Some coaches are missing + outro

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Full show transcript:

00:00:01 [Speaker 1]
Get a load of this because I know you're going to disagree.

00:00:05 [Speaker 2]
Okay.

00:00:07 [Speaker 1]
According to a new study, that's how all of these things start, men are doing more housework than ever before.
00:00:15 [Speaker 1]
See, I knew you disagree.
00:00:18 [Speaker 1]
You you don't even know you don't even know the numbers, but you're like, okay.
00:00:23 [Speaker 1]
Sure.
00:00:23 [Speaker 1]
Prove it.

00:00:24 [Speaker 2]
Says who?

00:00:25 [Speaker 1]
Well, this new study says.

00:00:29 [Speaker 2]
What constitutes house work?
00:00:31 [Speaker 2]
Inside the house or outside the house?
00:00:33 [Speaker 2]
Because you do a lot of stuff outside the house.

00:00:36 [Speaker 1]
Here's what it says.
00:00:37 [Speaker 1]
It says men are doing a staggering one hundred one hundred minutes of housework per day.
00:00:47 [Speaker 1]
That's a lot of minutes.
00:00:48 [Speaker 1]
That's almost two hours.

00:00:50 [Speaker 2]
I do.

00:00:52 [Speaker 1]
That's an hour and forty minutes of housework a day.

00:00:55 [Speaker 2]
I don't see that in my house.
00:00:58 [Speaker 2]
Mhmm.
00:00:58 [Speaker 2]
Now Mhmm.
00:01:00 [Speaker 2]
If it's stuff outside the house, I admit that you do a lot outside the house.
00:01:05 [Speaker 2]
You do a lot of garage and yard work, but I don't I don't see you doing a lot of stuff inside the house.

00:01:18 [Speaker 1]
Well?

00:01:19 [Speaker 2]
Well, what?

00:01:21 [Speaker 1]
Laundry, cleaning.

00:01:25 [Speaker 2]
Yeah.
00:01:25 [Speaker 2]
These are still housework?

00:01:26 [Speaker 1]
No.
00:01:27 [Speaker 1]
No.
00:01:27 [Speaker 1]
These are things that these are things men spent a hundred minutes per day doing.

00:01:31 [Speaker 2]
Okay.

00:01:32 [Speaker 1]
Laundry, cleaning.

00:01:37 [Speaker 2]
A hundred minutes per day.
00:01:38 [Speaker 2]
Like, here's the other part.
00:01:39 [Speaker 2]
I I agree that I think maybe men are stepping up a little bit more, but I don't think it's that much.

00:01:46 [Speaker 1]
Food prep and cleanup?

00:01:47 [Speaker 2]
Oh, you do that.
00:01:48 [Speaker 2]
You don't do the cleanup.
00:01:49 [Speaker 2]
Cooking.
00:01:49 [Speaker 2]
You do cooking.
00:01:51 [Speaker 2]
That counts.

00:01:53 [Speaker 1]
Those are the big ones.
00:01:54 [Speaker 1]
So it looks like it's laundry and general cleaning.

00:01:58 [Speaker 2]
K.

00:01:59 [Speaker 1]
Food prep, cleanup, and cooking.
00:02:01 [Speaker 1]
Okay.
00:02:01 [Speaker 1]
Those are the those are the household, housework that that men are doing one hundred minutes per day.
00:02:11 [Speaker 1]
Mhmm.
00:02:12 [Speaker 1]
Mhmm, she says.

00:02:14 [Speaker 1]
And I've been waiting for you to say, well, how much are women doing?
00:02:18 [Speaker 1]
Because because do you think one hundred minutes is more than what women are doing, or is it less?

00:02:25 [Speaker 2]
It depends on the

00:02:26 [Speaker 1]
the same?
00:02:27 [Speaker 1]
It depends on the woman, honestly.
00:02:29 [Speaker 1]
Honestly, it depends on the This is a new study.
00:02:30 [Speaker 1]
Stay at home.
00:02:30 [Speaker 1]
This is generalization.

00:02:32 [Speaker 2]
I know.
00:02:32 [Speaker 2]
Listen to me.
00:02:33 [Speaker 2]
Stay at home parents do a lot of stuff every day.
00:02:37 [Speaker 2]
Sure.
00:02:38 [Speaker 2]
If you're working outside the home, you do a lot of stuff every day, but that's not comparable to the stay at home parents.

00:02:45 [Speaker 2]
It's comparable, but you're also doing stuff outside of the home.

00:02:49 [Speaker 1]
It didn't give me that information.
00:02:51 [Speaker 1]
It's just men versus women.

00:02:52 [Speaker 2]
I know.
00:02:55 [Speaker 2]
I don't like the men versus women thing all the time.
00:02:57 [Speaker 2]
I understand.
00:02:58 [Speaker 2]
Here's the thing.
00:02:59 [Speaker 2]
Just split the chores fifty fifty with your partner.

00:03:02 [Speaker 2]
That's what we have to do.

00:03:03 [Speaker 1]
So this is called the housework gap.
00:03:06 [Speaker 1]
It is the difference in housework shared via the men in the household and the women in the household in this particular study.
00:03:15 [Speaker 1]
Men are now doing one hundred minutes per day.

00:03:18 [Speaker 2]
I

00:03:19 [Speaker 1]
Women are doing

00:03:22 [Speaker 2]
Go.

00:03:23 [Speaker 1]
One hundred and forty

00:03:25 [Speaker 2]
minutes per day.

00:03:26 [Speaker 1]
Two hours and twenty minutes.

00:03:28 [Speaker 2]
That's too much housework every day.
00:03:31 [Speaker 2]
I hate that most of our lives is just I know.
00:03:36 [Speaker 2]
Housework.

00:03:36 [Speaker 1]
The housework gap is shrinking, which is good news.

00:03:39 [Speaker 2]
That's great news.

00:03:40 [Speaker 1]
Right?
00:03:41 [Speaker 1]
And if it continues on this trend, there could be true housework equality, they're calling it

00:03:49 [Speaker 2]
Great.

00:03:49 [Speaker 1]
By the year 2066.
00:03:51 [Speaker 1]
Oh.

00:03:54 [Speaker 2]
That's a long time.

00:03:55 [Speaker 1]
It's a long time to make up for forty minutes.

00:03:58 [Speaker 2]
My god.
00:04:00 [Speaker 2]
How about you just step it up, everyone?
00:04:03 [Speaker 2]
Alright.
00:04:04 [Speaker 2]
Split the chores fifty fifty.
00:04:05 [Speaker 2]
And also, kids, step it up too.

00:04:09 [Speaker 2]
Everyone play a part.

00:04:11 [Speaker 1]
Woah.
00:04:11 [Speaker 1]
Now you're getting crazy.
00:04:15 [Speaker 1]
Should we start the show?

00:04:16 [Speaker 2]
Do it.

00:04:16 [Speaker 1]
Alright.
00:04:16 [Speaker 1]
Here we go.
00:04:20 [Speaker 1]
Well, good morning, Chantel.

00:04:22 [Speaker 2]
Hi.
00:04:22 [Speaker 2]
Good morning.

00:04:23 [Speaker 1]
You know, when we were kids and, you'd watch Saturday morning cartoons Yes.
00:04:28 [Speaker 1]
Or anytime you were watching TV, you'd get commercials for toys and breakfast cereals and stuff like that?

00:04:34 [Speaker 2]
Yes.

00:04:35 [Speaker 1]
One of my favorite things about a breakfast cereal commercial was it would be like all of this sugary goodness, and then they would go part of a balanced breakfast.
00:04:43 [Speaker 1]
I hate it.
00:04:44 [Speaker 1]
And you go, which part?
00:04:46 [Speaker 1]
The sugar part?

00:04:47 [Speaker 2]
I never heard that part.

00:04:48 [Speaker 1]
I never had a balanced breakfast.
00:04:50 [Speaker 1]
I just had Cap'n Crunch.

00:04:51 [Speaker 2]
Yeah.
00:04:52 [Speaker 2]
Me too.
00:04:52 [Speaker 2]
Part of a balanced breakfast.
00:04:54 [Speaker 2]
Balance?
00:04:54 [Speaker 2]
No.

00:04:55 [Speaker 2]
Thank you.

00:04:56 [Speaker 1]
Well, I just saw that, the folks over at Cinnamon Toast Crunch are launching a new flavor.
00:05:02 [Speaker 1]
It'll be on sale, at Walmart locations today.
00:05:05 [Speaker 1]
It's a small bag.

00:05:07 [Speaker 2]
K.

00:05:08 [Speaker 1]
I'm I'm telling you, the bag's probably maybe 10 inches tall by a few inches wide.
00:05:16 [Speaker 1]
It's not a big bag.
00:05:17 [Speaker 1]
Okay.
00:05:18 [Speaker 1]
So don't be thinking you're getting a box of cereal or a Malto Mill bag.

00:05:22 [Speaker 2]
Just tell me what it is.

00:05:23 [Speaker 1]
Cinnamon Toast Crunch, bacon flavor.

00:05:28 [Speaker 2]
Okay.
00:05:28 [Speaker 2]
The I just saw at the store they had bacon that was Cinnamon Toast Crunch flavor.

00:05:33 [Speaker 1]
That is correct.
00:05:33 [Speaker 1]
Hormel did a a limited edition run of, of Black Label bacon with Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
00:05:42 [Speaker 1]
And now because of that partnership, Cinnamon Toast Crunch has got themselves some Hormel Black Label bacon flavored cereal.
00:05:50 [Speaker 1]
So there's two products here.
00:05:54 [Speaker 1]
Bacon flavored Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal.

00:05:57 [Speaker 2]
Okay.
00:05:58 [Speaker 2]
What do you think about it?

00:05:59 [Speaker 1]
I don't really want to think about it is what I think about it.

00:06:06 [Speaker 2]
Okay.
00:06:07 [Speaker 2]
I'm curious to try it.
00:06:08 [Speaker 2]
I like bacon, and I like cinnamon toast crunch.
00:06:11 [Speaker 2]
So Mhmm.
00:06:13 [Speaker 2]
They just got married.

00:06:14 [Speaker 2]
Sounds nice to me.
00:06:16 [Speaker 2]
Uh-huh.
00:06:17 [Speaker 2]
I would try it.
00:06:18 [Speaker 2]
I would try both.
00:06:19 [Speaker 2]
I would try both the bacon flavored cereal, and I would try the Cinnamon Toast Crunch flavored bacon.

00:06:26 [Speaker 1]
You would you would try both.

00:06:27 [Speaker 2]
I would try both.

00:06:28 [Speaker 1]
To to really get the

00:06:29 [Speaker 2]
I'm not afraid.

00:06:30 [Speaker 1]
Taste of the collaboration.

00:06:32 [Speaker 2]
Right.
00:06:32 [Speaker 2]
I'm not

00:06:33 [Speaker 1]
Try it, but don't fry it, it says.
00:06:37 [Speaker 1]
It's it looks just like Cinnamon Toast Crunch, but with bacon flavored.

00:06:42 [Speaker 2]
Gross.

00:06:42 [Speaker 1]
Yeah.
00:06:43 [Speaker 1]
I don't know.

00:06:44 [Speaker 2]
Is it just bacon flavor, or is there Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
00:06:48 [Speaker 2]
Toast

00:06:49 [Speaker 1]
Crunch with bacon dust on it.

00:06:50 [Speaker 2]
Okay.
00:06:51 [Speaker 2]
Bacon dust.
00:06:52 [Speaker 2]
Yeah.
00:06:52 [Speaker 2]
Don't say it like that.

00:06:54 [Speaker 1]
Well, what do you think they're doing with the bacon?
00:06:56 [Speaker 1]
They're putting cinnamon toast crunch dust

00:06:57 [Speaker 2]
on it.
00:06:58 [Speaker 2]
Different, though.

00:06:59 [Speaker 1]
Uh-huh.

00:06:59 [Speaker 2]
Because you can smush up the cinnamon toast crunch and sprinkle the dust.

00:07:03 [Speaker 1]
I don't think that

00:07:03 [Speaker 2]
How do you get bacon dust?

00:07:05 [Speaker 1]
No.
00:07:05 [Speaker 1]
No.
00:07:05 [Speaker 1]
It's not with cereal.
00:07:07 [Speaker 1]
It's just the cinnamon and sugar on top of bacon.
00:07:10 [Speaker 1]
It's cinnadust on top of bacon.

00:07:15 [Speaker 2]
Okay.
00:07:15 [Speaker 2]
So it's just cinnamon sugar?

00:07:17 [Speaker 1]
Pretty much.
00:07:18 [Speaker 1]
Crunchy part?
00:07:18 [Speaker 1]
Yeah.
00:07:19 [Speaker 1]
Yeah.
00:07:19 [Speaker 1]
Yeah.

00:07:19 [Speaker 1]
On top of your bacon.
00:07:21 [Speaker 1]
And then the other way is the cereal with bacon dust.

00:07:25 [Speaker 2]
That's my question.
00:07:26 [Speaker 2]
What is bacon dust?

00:07:28 [Speaker 1]
Finely ground up bacon sprinkled on your cereal.

00:07:32 [Speaker 2]
Delicious.
00:07:33 [Speaker 2]
Yeah.

00:07:33 [Speaker 1]
I don't know.
00:07:35 [Speaker 1]
Part of a balanced breakfast.

00:07:38 [Speaker 2]
Uh-huh.
00:07:39 [Speaker 2]
Don't you feel healthy?

00:07:41 [Speaker 1]
Oh, I can feel myself getting healthier.
00:07:44 [Speaker 1]
Yes.
00:07:47 [Speaker 1]
It's not healthy.
00:07:48 [Speaker 1]
There's no way.

00:07:49 [Speaker 2]
No way, man.

00:07:51 [Speaker 1]
I wanna see the nutrition label on the back of

00:07:53 [Speaker 2]
the It's gonna be all kinds of stuff that

00:07:56 [Speaker 1]
you can't saturated fat.
00:07:59 [Speaker 1]
And the ingredient list.
00:08:00 [Speaker 1]
You're right.
00:08:02 [Speaker 1]
Bacon dust.
00:08:04 [Speaker 1]
You know what that is?

00:08:05 [Speaker 1]
What?
00:08:05 [Speaker 1]
The stuff they scrape off the conveyor belt after they make bacon.

00:08:09 [Speaker 2]
That's ew.
00:08:10 [Speaker 2]
Gross.

00:08:12 [Speaker 1]
How can we make money on this?
00:08:13 [Speaker 1]
I know.
00:08:15 [Speaker 1]
Partner with a cereal.
00:08:16 [Speaker 1]
They'll put anything in cereal.

00:08:18 [Speaker 2]
That's how Tinker Bell flies.

00:08:20 [Speaker 1]
Bacon dust?

00:08:20 [Speaker 2]
Yeah.
00:08:21 [Speaker 2]
No.
00:08:21 [Speaker 2]
He thought it was pixie dust.
00:08:22 [Speaker 2]
Wrong.

00:08:23 [Speaker 1]
It's not It's

00:08:24 [Speaker 2]
bacon dust.

00:08:24 [Speaker 1]
Tinker Bell.
00:08:25 [Speaker 1]
It's a different one.
00:08:27 [Speaker 1]
Bacon Bell.
00:08:33 [Speaker 1]
Anyway, have a good breakfast.
00:08:36 [Speaker 1]
Good morning.

00:08:39 [Speaker 2]
Have you ever been somewhere whether it's at work or it's at somebody else's house or it's at a party or it's at a different event, and you just feel overstimulated, over socialized, and you had to escape somewhere, and you escape to the bathroom to just take a break?
00:09:00 [Speaker 2]
No.
00:09:01 [Speaker 2]
Never ever ever?

00:09:02 [Speaker 1]
I they're they're I I don't think so.
00:09:05 [Speaker 1]
No.

00:09:06 [Speaker 2]
What?

00:09:06 [Speaker 1]
No.
00:09:09 [Speaker 1]
Do I I don't run away to the bathroom.
00:09:11 [Speaker 1]
No.

00:09:11 [Speaker 2]
Oh, I do.
00:09:12 [Speaker 2]
Now everybody knows my secret.

00:09:14 [Speaker 1]
I don't think you're alone.

00:09:16 [Speaker 2]
I don't think I'm alone either.
00:09:17 [Speaker 2]
I think it's just human nature to be like, okay.
00:09:20 [Speaker 2]
I need need a break.
00:09:23 [Speaker 2]
It's too much.
00:09:24 [Speaker 2]
It's too loud.

00:09:26 [Speaker 2]
I need some quiet.

00:09:27 [Speaker 1]
Right.
00:09:27 [Speaker 1]
I get what you're saying.
00:09:28 [Speaker 1]
I don't run away there, though.
00:09:30 [Speaker 1]
I think you can escape other ways.
00:09:32 [Speaker 1]
I think you can, go into a different room or take a take a little bit longer to get a a plate of seconds so that everybody's outside at the barbecue.

00:09:45 [Speaker 1]
Oh, I'm hey.
00:09:45 [Speaker 1]
I'm gonna run inside and, grab another little plate of something.
00:09:49 [Speaker 1]
And you go, alright.
00:09:51 [Speaker 1]
Some quiet ferment.

00:09:52 [Speaker 2]
That's what you do, Yeah.
00:09:53 [Speaker 2]
I don't I don't

00:09:54 [Speaker 1]
run away to a bathroom because then people presume things.
00:09:58 [Speaker 1]
And I don't wanna be

00:09:59 [Speaker 2]
You don't wanna be presumed?
00:10:01 [Speaker 2]
Presumed.

00:10:02 [Speaker 1]
You know what I mean?

00:10:03 [Speaker 2]
I know what you mean.
00:10:04 [Speaker 2]
I pick I'm

00:10:05 [Speaker 1]
picking up what you put in.
00:10:06 [Speaker 1]
Rather avoid that and and hide out somewhere else.
00:10:09 [Speaker 1]
Or I'll go look at some pictures in a hallway and go, oh, look at this family.
00:10:15 [Speaker 1]
You know?

00:10:16 [Speaker 2]
I've never seen you do that before ever.

00:10:18 [Speaker 1]
Or, if they have a pet, that's a great way to escape.
00:10:21 [Speaker 1]
You go, oh, I I got I got stuck petting the cat.

00:10:24 [Speaker 2]
Uh-huh.
00:10:26 [Speaker 2]
Oh.
00:10:26 [Speaker 2]
Oh.
00:10:27 [Speaker 2]
Oh.

00:10:29 [Speaker 1]
Oh.
00:10:29 [Speaker 1]
Where have you been?
00:10:30 [Speaker 1]
Oh, I found your dog.
00:10:32 [Speaker 1]
Crazy times.

00:10:33 [Speaker 2]
Okay.
00:10:34 [Speaker 2]
I've never seen you do that either.
00:10:35 [Speaker 2]
Crazy times.

00:10:36 [Speaker 1]
Because I don't often escape from those situations.
00:10:39 [Speaker 1]
Uh-huh.
00:10:39 [Speaker 1]
I'm usually the cause of those situations.

00:10:42 [Speaker 2]
I need to escape quite often.
00:10:45 [Speaker 2]
There's a term for that thing.
00:10:47 [Speaker 2]
It's called bathroom camping.

00:10:49 [Speaker 1]
No.
00:10:49 [Speaker 1]
I've heard this.
00:10:50 [Speaker 1]
Camping is, is anytime you just, quite literally squat in somewhere.
00:10:56 [Speaker 1]
It's a video game term.
00:10:57 [Speaker 1]
Is it?

00:10:58 [Speaker 1]
Yeah.
00:10:58 [Speaker 1]
So, like, if you are, holed up in a bush waiting to hide and and, ambush people

00:11:06 [Speaker 2]
Okay.

00:11:06 [Speaker 1]
You're camping.
00:11:09 [Speaker 1]
If you find a a perch up high and, and so you've got a view of the map, and you're just sitting there, and and you're, like, trying to just plink people off or whatever if the game is, like, Fortnite or something.

00:11:24 [Speaker 2]
Uh-huh.

00:11:24 [Speaker 1]
Then you're you're camping.
00:11:26 [Speaker 1]
Because you're not moving around.
00:11:27 [Speaker 1]
You're just staying in one spot, and you're just monitoring everything and waiting for something to happen.
00:11:33 [Speaker 1]
And then, eventually, you go, okay.
00:11:34 [Speaker 1]
I gotta move.

00:11:35 [Speaker 1]
And you'll quit camping.
00:11:37 [Speaker 1]
And then you go find somewhere else to camp.
00:11:39 [Speaker 1]
So that that's what it is.
00:11:40 [Speaker 1]
It's just squatting in a spot.

00:11:42 [Speaker 2]
Alright.

00:11:42 [Speaker 1]
It's less about, like, setting up shop and having an outdoor experience.

00:11:48 [Speaker 2]
Right.

00:11:48 [Speaker 1]
Yeah.
00:11:48 [Speaker 1]
It's more about just staying away.

00:11:50 [Speaker 2]
Well, that's if you're going to use the bathroom to escape, it's not you're not setting up shop in there either.
00:11:55 [Speaker 2]
You're just taking a minute to

00:11:56 [Speaker 1]
But imagine that's what it was Take a break.
00:11:58 [Speaker 1]
Camping out in the bathroom.
00:11:59 [Speaker 1]
Ew.
00:12:00 [Speaker 1]
Just setting up shop, hanging out.
00:12:02 [Speaker 1]
Nothing.

00:12:02 [Speaker 1]
Got your sleeping bag.
00:12:04 [Speaker 1]
A little pillow action.
00:12:06 [Speaker 1]
A candle is a campfire.

00:12:07 [Speaker 2]
A candle?

00:12:08 [Speaker 1]
Yeah.
00:12:09 [Speaker 1]
Nothing.
00:12:09 [Speaker 1]
Because you're not gonna start a campfire.

00:12:10 [Speaker 2]
It's a big house.

00:12:11 [Speaker 1]
But you could light a candle and go, camping.

00:12:14 [Speaker 2]
I thought you're talking about hold on.
00:12:16 [Speaker 2]
We're talking about two different things.

00:12:18 [Speaker 1]
Camping?
00:12:20 [Speaker 1]
I'm talking about two different kinds of camping.

00:12:23 [Speaker 2]
I thought you're talking about camping in the outhouse facilities at the campground.

00:12:30 [Speaker 1]
No.
00:12:30 [Speaker 1]
I'm talking about bringing your camping gear into a bathroom

00:12:34 [Speaker 2]
To somebody your friend's bathroom.

00:12:36 [Speaker 1]
That's what I'm saying.
00:12:37 [Speaker 1]
Hey.

00:12:37 [Speaker 2]
I'm here to camp out.

00:12:38 [Speaker 1]
You have bathroom camping.

00:12:40 [Speaker 2]
That's different.
00:12:41 [Speaker 2]
I wouldn't mind that.

00:12:42 [Speaker 1]
With a candle as a campfire Yeah.
00:12:44 [Speaker 1]
And your sleeping bag, and you just lay it out on the floor and go, see you in a bit.
00:12:49 [Speaker 1]
I'm camping out.

00:12:50 [Speaker 2]
See you in the morning.

00:12:51 [Speaker 1]
Yeah.

00:12:53 [Speaker 2]
I thought you meant camping out in the outhouse.

00:12:56 [Speaker 1]
No way.
00:12:56 [Speaker 1]
Awful.

00:12:57 [Speaker 2]
Yeah.
00:12:57 [Speaker 2]
Awful.
00:12:58 [Speaker 2]
The bugs in there?

00:12:59 [Speaker 1]
At camp is what you're saying.
00:13:01 [Speaker 1]
So you're already camping, and then you escape your camping to go camp?

00:13:05 [Speaker 2]
In the bathroom.

00:13:05 [Speaker 1]
That's a that's a couple levels of camping.

00:13:09 [Speaker 2]
Couple levels?

00:13:10 [Speaker 1]
Yeah.
00:13:10 [Speaker 1]
I'm camping, and then I'm also camping in the camp That's sad.
00:13:14 [Speaker 1]
House.
00:13:14 [Speaker 1]
That's a lot.

00:13:15 [Speaker 2]
Yeah.
00:13:15 [Speaker 2]
That is a lot.
00:13:16 [Speaker 2]
And that's not camping.
00:13:17 [Speaker 2]
No.
00:13:17 [Speaker 2]
That's just being gross.

00:13:19 [Speaker 1]
Yep.
00:13:21 [Speaker 1]
So thanks for bringing that up.

00:13:22 [Speaker 2]
You're welcome.
00:13:22 [Speaker 2]
I need to get I need to go get away.
00:13:26 [Speaker 2]
Now?
00:13:26 [Speaker 2]
Yeah.
00:13:26 [Speaker 2]
Right now.

00:13:27 [Speaker 2]
I need to escape right now.

00:13:29 [Speaker 1]
I'm gonna presume.

00:13:29 [Speaker 2]
I'm overstimulated by you.

00:13:31 [Speaker 1]
I'm presuming.
00:13:34 [Speaker 1]
Let's do some good news to get you going.
00:13:36 [Speaker 1]
This is from Newark, New Jersey where 34 high school graduates didn't only get diplomas.
00:13:41 [Speaker 1]
They also got teaching contracts with a salary of $74,000.
00:13:47 [Speaker 1]
Hey.

00:13:48 [Speaker 1]
Graduation.

00:13:49 [Speaker 2]
Where was this at?

00:13:50 [Speaker 1]
Newark, New Jersey.

00:13:51 [Speaker 2]
Well done, man.

00:13:52 [Speaker 1]
Here's let me tell you about these students because they're pretty special.
00:13:55 [Speaker 1]
Mostly completed a dual enrollment program called Red Hawks Rising, which is designed to prepare those involved to become future educators.
00:14:04 [Speaker 1]
There is a catch.
00:14:05 [Speaker 1]
They'll need to earn their bachelor's degree and get certified for teaching before they can step into the classroom.
00:14:12 [Speaker 1]
So there's that.

00:14:13 [Speaker 1]
But because they held up their end of the bargain with their classwork and commitment to becoming teachers, jobs were made, and they'll begin earning nearly double the average starting salary in the state of New Jersey once they finish their college studies.
00:14:27 [Speaker 1]
So they gotta finish their bachelor's.
00:14:29 [Speaker 1]
They gotta get their teaching certificate, but they've got teaching contracts with twice the starting salary waiting for them as soon

00:14:36 [Speaker 2]
as they go.
00:14:36 [Speaker 2]
Incredible.
00:14:37 [Speaker 2]
Good for them.
00:14:38 [Speaker 2]
Isn't that awesome?
00:14:38 [Speaker 2]
Red Hawks rising.

00:14:39 [Speaker 1]
Yeah.
00:14:40 [Speaker 1]
34 high school graduates.
00:14:41 [Speaker 1]
I like that.
00:14:42 [Speaker 1]
I think that's cool.
00:14:44 [Speaker 1]
The contracts represent our investment in homegrown talent and a long term strategy to build a pipeline of teachers who reflect and understand our students.

00:14:53 [Speaker 1]
That is what the school superintendent had to say.
00:14:56 [Speaker 1]
It went on to say, we're not just celebrating graduates today.
00:14:59 [Speaker 1]
We're welcoming future colleagues.
00:15:01 [Speaker 1]
And I think that is a really cool way to promote, growth in education and also, continuing education post high school.
00:15:14 [Speaker 1]
I think that's very smart.

00:15:15 [Speaker 2]
That is very cool.

00:15:16 [Speaker 1]
So well done on you, New Jersey, for that program.
00:15:20 [Speaker 1]
Red Hogs Rising.

00:15:21 [Speaker 2]
I know.
00:15:21 [Speaker 2]
I was Red Hogs Rising.
00:15:22 [Speaker 2]
Yeah.
00:15:22 [Speaker 2]
It's pretty hardcore.
00:15:23 [Speaker 2]
Core.

00:15:24 [Speaker 1]
And congratulations to those 34 teachers.
00:15:26 [Speaker 1]
Hopefully, they're able to knock that out pretty quick.
00:15:28 [Speaker 1]
Those dual enrollment programs, sometimes you graduate with an associate.
00:15:32 [Speaker 1]
So they've got two years of college, and that's it too well, and then your certificate program.
00:15:37 [Speaker 1]
But get your teaching certificate.

00:15:39 [Speaker 1]
Get your bachelor's.
00:15:41 [Speaker 1]
Get your 74 k.
00:15:42 [Speaker 1]
Yeah.
00:15:43 [Speaker 1]
I mean, right

00:15:43 [Speaker 2]
out the gate.

00:15:44 [Speaker 1]
Out the gate.

00:15:45 [Speaker 2]
Out the gate.

00:15:46 [Speaker 1]
That's awesome.
00:15:47 [Speaker 1]
So yeah.
00:15:49 [Speaker 1]
Good news to get you going.

00:15:52 [Speaker 2]
So I've been corrected, and I need to apologize and, make good on a story that I misremembered.

00:16:03 [Speaker 1]
Okay.
00:16:04 [Speaker 1]
Is this is a public apology and and editorial correction?
00:16:08 [Speaker 1]
Yep.
00:16:08 [Speaker 1]
Alright.

00:16:09 [Speaker 2]
So last week, we were talking about the Hollywood Walk Of Fame

00:16:13 [Speaker 1]
That's right.

00:16:14 [Speaker 2]
And how my friend and I went there eons ago Uh-huh.
00:16:19 [Speaker 2]
And we were there scouting out the star for Julio Iglesias

00:16:23 [Speaker 1]
That's right.

00:16:23 [Speaker 2]
Who is the singer.
00:16:25 [Speaker 2]
If you know Enrique Iglesias, that's his dad.

00:16:27 [Speaker 1]
Okay.

00:16:28 [Speaker 2]
And we were scouting out that star for my friend's dad who loved Julio Iglesias.
00:16:33 [Speaker 2]
Apparently, my memory does not serve me correct.

00:16:36 [Speaker 1]
Okay.
00:16:36 [Speaker 1]
And

00:16:36 [Speaker 2]
we just stumbled upon Julio Iglesias's star.

00:16:40 [Speaker 1]
Alright.

00:16:40 [Speaker 2]
And she said my friend said, we gotta take a picture of the star for my dad.

00:16:47 [Speaker 1]
So the way you told it, you guys searched and searched for hours and then took dozens of photos.

00:16:52 [Speaker 2]
We did not search and search for hours.
00:16:55 [Speaker 2]
One.
00:16:55 [Speaker 2]
But I do feel like we got there, and it was like, oh, we gotta find Julio Iglesias to start because my dad likes him.
00:17:02 [Speaker 2]
I feel like that's how the story went.
00:17:03 [Speaker 2]
She's saying no.

00:17:04 [Speaker 2]
Now I have a terrible memory.
00:17:06 [Speaker 2]
So

00:17:06 [Speaker 1]
Alright.

00:17:07 [Speaker 2]
She's probably correct.
00:17:08 [Speaker 2]
Okay.
00:17:08 [Speaker 2]
So apologies on that.
00:17:11 [Speaker 2]
Then I started quoting I was talking to her over Marco Polo about this yesterday.
00:17:17 [Speaker 2]
Yeah.

00:17:17 [Speaker 2]
Then I started quoting Enrique Iglesias' song hero.

00:17:21 [Speaker 1]
Right.

00:17:22 [Speaker 2]
Look at me, I'll hero.

00:17:24 [Speaker 1]
Right.

00:17:25 [Speaker 2]
As I was doing that, Emery was looking at me like, what are you what is that?
00:17:30 [Speaker 2]
What are you talking about?
00:17:32 [Speaker 2]
So I pulled up the video for Hero

00:17:35 [Speaker 1]
Uh-huh.

00:17:35 [Speaker 2]
By Enrique Iglesias.

00:17:37 [Speaker 1]
Right.

00:17:37 [Speaker 2]
And she said, what is this?
00:17:38 [Speaker 2]
I said, watch it.
00:17:40 [Speaker 2]
He's so hot.
00:17:41 [Speaker 2]
And she said, no.
00:17:43 [Speaker 2]
He's not.

00:17:45 [Speaker 2]
He's not my type.
00:17:47 [Speaker 2]
And I said, Enrique Iglesias is not your type?
00:17:50 [Speaker 2]
What?

00:17:51 [Speaker 1]
It's the

00:17:52 [Speaker 2]
mole.
00:17:53 [Speaker 2]
I said, is it the penis of the mole?

00:17:55 [Speaker 1]
It's gotta be the mole.

00:17:59 [Speaker 2]
How old do you think Enrique Iglesias is now?
00:18:02 [Speaker 2]
He's 50 years old.
00:18:03 [Speaker 2]
He still looks good.

00:18:04 [Speaker 1]
He also did bylamos.

00:18:06 [Speaker 2]
He did too Bailamos.

00:18:09 [Speaker 1]
It's a great Latin song as well.

00:18:13 [Speaker 2]
She was not into it.
00:18:14 [Speaker 2]
I think she she only got call.
00:18:18 [Speaker 2]
I would probably say I was gonna say a minute and a half, but I think that's even too long.
00:18:23 [Speaker 2]
I think she she got through, like, thirty seconds of that song and then said, no.
00:18:29 [Speaker 2]
No.

00:18:29 [Speaker 2]
We're not watching this.
00:18:31 [Speaker 2]
We're not doing this.
00:18:33 [Speaker 2]
Okay.
00:18:33 [Speaker 2]
Okay.
00:18:33 [Speaker 2]
So

00:18:34 [Speaker 1]
Alright.

00:18:35 [Speaker 2]
Also, it should be noted that I haven't heard that song in at least fifteen years, maybe.

00:18:42 [Speaker 1]
Sure.

00:18:43 [Speaker 2]
I knew every word still.
00:18:44 [Speaker 2]
Yeah?
00:18:45 [Speaker 2]
Yeah.
00:18:46 [Speaker 2]
I did.

00:18:46 [Speaker 1]
I was trying cool.
00:18:47 [Speaker 1]
I was trying to see what other, what other songs like, we've got hero and, by by by Londo.

00:18:55 [Speaker 2]
Take you over by LaMode.
00:18:58 [Speaker 2]
Yeah.
00:18:58 [Speaker 2]
You know?

00:18:59 [Speaker 1]
But, apparently, that song is called by Londo.

00:19:03 [Speaker 2]
Interesting.

00:19:03 [Speaker 1]
And and now I'm feeling like, what?
00:19:09 [Speaker 1]
Like, that's gotta be a Mandela for me.

00:19:11 [Speaker 2]
I was No.

00:19:12 [Speaker 1]
There it is.
00:19:12 [Speaker 1]
It's by Lamos.
00:19:13 [Speaker 1]
It's over there.
00:19:14 [Speaker 1]
1998.

00:19:15 [Speaker 2]
So By Londo.

00:19:16 [Speaker 1]
Is a different song from 2014.
00:19:18 [Speaker 1]
Alright.
00:19:19 [Speaker 1]
Very good.
00:19:20 [Speaker 1]
Very good.
00:19:24 [Speaker 1]
What else did he do?

00:19:25 [Speaker 1]
In in 1999, could I have this kiss forever?

00:19:28 [Speaker 2]
What a Oh, yeah.

00:19:30 [Speaker 1]
Yeah.
00:19:31 [Speaker 1]
What a guy.
00:19:32 [Speaker 1]
Like, hey.
00:19:33 [Speaker 1]
We dance.

00:19:33 [Speaker 2]
Bro.
00:19:34 [Speaker 2]
I could

00:19:34 [Speaker 1]
be your hero.
00:19:35 [Speaker 1]
Yeah.
00:19:36 [Speaker 1]
Like, he's he's like, like, Antonio Banderas is the voice of Puss in Boots, the cat Yes.
00:19:43 [Speaker 1]
The character from Shrek that then got his own spin off.
00:19:47 [Speaker 1]
But but Enrique Iglesias, he is the Puss in Boots.

00:19:52 [Speaker 2]
He sure is.
00:19:52 [Speaker 2]
Right?
00:19:53 [Speaker 2]
Emory was not having it.
00:19:54 [Speaker 2]
She went, no.
00:19:55 [Speaker 2]
And I went, you're kidding.

00:19:57 [Speaker 2]
You're kidding.
00:19:58 [Speaker 2]
Well, I was gonna see when that was released, hero.
00:20:07 [Speaker 2]
02/2001.
00:20:09 [Speaker 2]
That came out in 02/2001.
00:20:11 [Speaker 2]
So, yeah, I was 20.

00:20:12 [Speaker 2]
Yeah.
00:20:12 [Speaker 2]
And I went, oh, hello, little Enrique Iglesias.

00:20:19 [Speaker 1]
There you go.

00:20:20 [Speaker 2]
Hello.

00:20:24 [Speaker 1]
I have nothing to add.
00:20:26 [Speaker 1]
Are you is your con is your, correction and apology done?

00:20:29 [Speaker 2]
Yeah.
00:20:29 [Speaker 2]
Sure.
00:20:30 [Speaker 2]
Alright.
00:20:30 [Speaker 2]
So sufficient.
00:20:32 [Speaker 2]
I apologize to everyone.

00:20:33 [Speaker 2]
I'd apparently, we did not go searching for Julio Iglesias' star.
00:20:39 [Speaker 2]
My bad.

00:20:41 [Speaker 1]
Public apology complete.

00:20:45 [Speaker 2]
You sent me a video yesterday, and, nothing has ever hit harder, I think.
00:20:55 [Speaker 2]
Basically, it was a woman

00:20:56 [Speaker 1]
Okay.

00:20:57 [Speaker 2]
What?
00:20:57 [Speaker 2]
Go ahead.

00:20:57 [Speaker 1]
No.
00:20:58 [Speaker 1]
I was just gonna say, I send you lots of videos.
00:21:00 [Speaker 1]
So I was trying to, determine what what the video was.

00:21:04 [Speaker 2]
The video was a woman who said she said well, the video is titled things that make things my husband says that make me hate him.

00:21:16 [Speaker 1]
Okay.

00:21:16 [Speaker 2]
And it's Oh, yeah.

00:21:17 [Speaker 1]
This video.
00:21:18 [Speaker 1]
Alright.

00:21:19 [Speaker 2]
Yep.
00:21:19 [Speaker 2]
She says, I need help for dinner ideas.

00:21:22 [Speaker 1]
She goes she goes, what do you what do you want for dinner?
00:21:25 [Speaker 1]
And he says, whatever you're feeling.

00:21:28 [Speaker 2]
Whatever you feel, babe.

00:21:28 [Speaker 1]
I'm good.
00:21:29 [Speaker 1]
Yeah.
00:21:29 [Speaker 1]
Whatever.
00:21:30 [Speaker 1]
Whatever you want.
00:21:31 [Speaker 1]
It's all good.

00:21:32 [Speaker 2]
You you decide.

00:21:33 [Speaker 1]
Yeah.
00:21:34 [Speaker 1]
And my favorite part of the video is that after she explains it, she does this, like, little punch, like, punch you.
00:21:41 [Speaker 1]
And it's the funniest little, I'm a punch you ever.
00:21:46 [Speaker 1]
And, and when you when you do it, you get your cheek going, you go, what?
00:21:53 [Speaker 1]
I don't think so.

00:21:54 [Speaker 1]
Like, that's what you do is you talk through gritted teeth.

00:21:57 [Speaker 2]
Yeah.

00:21:59 [Speaker 1]
Her thing is this.
00:22:00 [Speaker 1]
I'm gonna punch you.
00:22:01 [Speaker 1]
And it just made me, it was the same energy.
00:22:04 [Speaker 1]
I've seen I've seen that energy before.
00:22:06 [Speaker 1]
Yeah.

00:22:06 [Speaker 1]
Well, guess what?
00:22:07 [Speaker 1]
Listen.
00:22:08 [Speaker 1]
I'm I'm just easy breezy.
00:22:09 [Speaker 1]
Go with the flow.
00:22:10 [Speaker 1]
Whatever you want to have for dinner, I'm on board.

00:22:13 [Speaker 2]
No.
00:22:13 [Speaker 2]
That's not entirely true, though, is it?
00:22:15 [Speaker 2]
Most of the time.
00:22:17 [Speaker 2]
I mean, I would say 90% of the time, for sure.
00:22:21 [Speaker 2]
You are easy breezy.

00:22:23 [Speaker 2]
Whatever I decide, you're like, yeah.
00:22:24 [Speaker 2]
I'll try this.
00:22:25 [Speaker 2]
Right.
00:22:26 [Speaker 2]
But that's not the whole idea of it.
00:22:28 [Speaker 2]
The whole idea is we're tired of deciding what's for dinner.

00:22:31 [Speaker 2]
So you decide

00:22:32 [Speaker 1]
we, who we talking about?

00:22:34 [Speaker 2]
Me and other women and Alright.
00:22:35 [Speaker 2]
Anyone else who

00:22:36 [Speaker 1]
is in

00:22:37 [Speaker 2]
charge of making there are lots of men who decide on what to make for dinner.

00:22:40 [Speaker 1]
I don't mind cooking.
00:22:41 [Speaker 1]
I'm good with that.

00:22:42 [Speaker 2]
I understand.
00:22:43 [Speaker 2]
That's not the problem.
00:22:44 [Speaker 2]
The problem is the decision of what is going to be for dinner.
00:22:48 [Speaker 2]
Alright.
00:22:49 [Speaker 2]
We're sick of it.

00:22:49 [Speaker 1]
When you decide, let

00:22:50 [Speaker 2]
me know.
00:22:54 [Speaker 2]
So over deciding.
00:22:56 [Speaker 2]
So over it.
00:22:57 [Speaker 2]
I'm

00:22:57 [Speaker 1]
a punch you.
00:22:59 [Speaker 1]
Yeah.

00:23:00 [Speaker 2]
Oh, yeah.
00:23:00 [Speaker 2]
Yeah.
00:23:02 [Speaker 2]
Yeah.

00:23:04 [Speaker 1]
Testing my limits.

00:23:05 [Speaker 2]
Whatever you want.
00:23:05 [Speaker 2]
Whatever you want.
00:23:06 [Speaker 2]
Yeah.
00:23:06 [Speaker 2]
Well, it's not whatever I want because guess what?
00:23:09 [Speaker 2]
And I was so happy about this the other day.

00:23:11 [Speaker 2]
There was a couple of nights ago that we couldn't decide what to eat for dinner.
00:23:18 [Speaker 2]
And then we do a yo yo sometimes, which is Which

00:23:21 [Speaker 1]
you're on your own.
00:23:22 [Speaker 1]
Yep.
00:23:22 [Speaker 1]
Yeah.
00:23:22 [Speaker 1]
That's what we call it in our house.
00:23:24 [Speaker 1]
Yo yo.

00:23:24 [Speaker 2]
Those are kinda my favorite nights because everybody just fends for themselves.
00:23:27 [Speaker 2]
We got old kids, so they're totally fine doing their own thing.
00:23:31 [Speaker 2]
And they also know how to cook.
00:23:33 [Speaker 2]
Doesn't mean that they will.

00:23:34 [Speaker 1]
Yeah.
00:23:35 [Speaker 1]
Exactly.
00:23:35 [Speaker 1]
Right?

00:23:37 [Speaker 2]
So many nights, I just wanna do breakfast for dinner.
00:23:40 [Speaker 2]
And that particular night, I said, hey.
00:23:42 [Speaker 2]
I think I wanna do breakfast for dinner.
00:23:44 [Speaker 2]
And you were like, nope.
00:23:45 [Speaker 2]
I'm out.

00:23:45 [Speaker 2]
I'll find something else to eat.

00:23:47 [Speaker 1]
Because breakfast belongs in breakfast.
00:23:50 [Speaker 1]
And this is one of the most controversial things I've ever said

00:23:53 [Speaker 2]
out loud.
00:23:54 [Speaker 2]
And a lot of people went a

00:23:55 [Speaker 1]
lot of people go, hi.

00:23:57 [Speaker 2]
Breakfast for dinner is the best.

00:23:59 [Speaker 1]
No.
00:24:00 [Speaker 1]
Not really.
00:24:00 [Speaker 1]
It's great for breakfast.

00:24:02 [Speaker 2]
It's great anytime.
00:24:03 [Speaker 2]
I'd anytime.

00:24:04 [Speaker 1]
Soup is a dinner?
00:24:06 [Speaker 1]
No.
00:24:06 [Speaker 1]
It is?
00:24:07 [Speaker 1]
No.
00:24:08 [Speaker 1]
It's not.

00:24:08 [Speaker 1]
It's a side.
00:24:09 [Speaker 1]
Is why

00:24:10 [Speaker 2]
I'm tired of deciding because I would either have soup I know.
00:24:13 [Speaker 2]
Or breakfast every day for dinner.

00:24:15 [Speaker 1]
I know.

00:24:17 [Speaker 2]
But I can't because you go, I can't eat that.
00:24:20 [Speaker 2]
And then I go

00:24:20 [Speaker 1]
I can eat it.
00:24:21 [Speaker 1]
Then you

00:24:23 [Speaker 2]
wouldn't decide.

00:24:24 [Speaker 1]
I don't wanna.

00:24:27 [Speaker 2]
We for a for a short time, we were taking turns,

00:24:31 [Speaker 1]
and

00:24:31 [Speaker 2]
it would be like, okay.
00:24:33 [Speaker 2]
Josh, you've got this week.
00:24:34 [Speaker 2]
So you're in charge of planning We did

00:24:36 [Speaker 1]
it for, like, three weeks,

00:24:38 [Speaker 2]
and then it was over.
00:24:39 [Speaker 2]
I know.
00:24:40 [Speaker 2]
I don't know what happened.
00:24:40 [Speaker 2]
I think it was somebody else's turn, and they forgot.
00:24:43 [Speaker 2]
And so then I went, guess what?

00:24:45 [Speaker 2]
We still have to figure out what to eat for dinner.
00:24:47 [Speaker 2]
I don't know that why that responsibility falls on me.

00:24:50 [Speaker 1]
Punch you.
00:24:51 [Speaker 1]
Yeah.
00:24:51 [Speaker 1]
I listened to you.

00:24:53 [Speaker 2]
I'm so over it.
00:24:54 [Speaker 2]
If I only had myself to worry about at dinner time, I would be the happiest girl.

00:24:59 [Speaker 1]
You would eat, just whatever you found in the fridge, I think.

00:25:03 [Speaker 2]
Absolutely.

00:25:04 [Speaker 1]
Yeah.
00:25:05 [Speaker 1]
Which is what I end up doing most of the time, just going, what do we have?
00:25:08 [Speaker 1]
Alright.
00:25:08 [Speaker 1]
I'll make some.

00:25:09 [Speaker 2]
Yeah.
00:25:09 [Speaker 2]
But you make an entire meal.

00:25:12 [Speaker 1]
Yeah.

00:25:12 [Speaker 2]
There are days that I could just, like, girl dinner at crackers

00:25:16 [Speaker 1]
most days.

00:25:16 [Speaker 2]
Some cheese I know.
00:25:17 [Speaker 2]
Some vegetables, make myself a little charcuterie I get it.
00:25:21 [Speaker 2]
Totally fine.

00:25:22 [Speaker 1]
I know.

00:25:23 [Speaker 2]
I would totally do that if I only had myself to worry about for dinner.

00:25:26 [Speaker 1]
Yeah.
00:25:27 [Speaker 1]
But what about, like, tacos and nachos and spaghettis Sure.
00:25:31 [Speaker 1]
Lasagnas and I

00:25:32 [Speaker 2]
would make that sometimes.

00:25:34 [Speaker 1]
I'm just saying.
00:25:34 [Speaker 1]
Those are great meals.

00:25:36 [Speaker 2]
Oh, hey.
00:25:36 [Speaker 2]
Guess what?
00:25:37 [Speaker 2]
I just realized.
00:25:38 [Speaker 2]
We have some raviolis in the

00:25:40 [Speaker 1]
Yes, we do.
00:25:41 [Speaker 1]
And I've got some hamburger I need to

00:25:43 [Speaker 2]
use.
00:25:43 [Speaker 2]
Perfect.
00:25:44 [Speaker 2]
See?
00:25:44 [Speaker 2]
Dinner's solved for tonight.

00:25:46 [Speaker 1]
Oh, we gotta get sauce.

00:25:47 [Speaker 2]
Yeah.
00:25:47 [Speaker 2]
Probably

00:25:48 [Speaker 1]
some bread or something.

00:25:50 [Speaker 2]
Okay.
00:25:51 [Speaker 2]
No.
00:25:51 [Speaker 2]
Okay.
00:25:52 [Speaker 2]
Sure.
00:25:53 [Speaker 2]
Perfect.

00:25:54 [Speaker 2]
You did the thing.
00:25:55 [Speaker 2]
You did the thing.

00:25:56 [Speaker 1]
I do the thing all the time.

00:25:59 [Speaker 2]
5% of the time.

00:26:01 [Speaker 1]
No.
00:26:01 [Speaker 1]
Way more than that.
00:26:03 [Speaker 1]
And I'm also the chauffeur during decision making time where I drive around, and everyone goes, I want that.
00:26:12 [Speaker 1]
I want that.

00:26:16 [Speaker 2]
That's true.
00:26:17 [Speaker 2]
Congrats.
00:26:17 [Speaker 2]
I don't what do you want me to say?

00:26:19 [Speaker 1]
Feel feel the sympathy.
00:26:21 [Speaker 1]
Feel bad for me.
00:26:22 [Speaker 1]
That's what I want.

00:26:22 [Speaker 2]
Poor baby.

00:26:23 [Speaker 1]
Oh, that was strong.

00:26:27 [Speaker 2]
You sent me another video yesterday, and the video was when your girl acts weird and it makes you love her even more.

00:26:35 [Speaker 1]
Yeah.
00:26:35 [Speaker 1]
But then you said that I don't like you when you act weird.
00:26:38 [Speaker 1]
And I said

00:26:39 [Speaker 2]
act like you love me more when my weird side comes out.
00:26:41 [Speaker 2]
You act annoyed, and you go, what are you doing?
00:26:45 [Speaker 2]
What are you doing?
00:26:46 [Speaker 2]
Yeah.
00:26:46 [Speaker 2]
Why are you being weird?

00:26:47 [Speaker 1]
Right.

00:26:48 [Speaker 2]
It's what you say to me.
00:26:50 [Speaker 2]
And then you say

00:26:51 [Speaker 1]
that I say that.

00:26:52 [Speaker 2]
Yeah.
00:26:52 [Speaker 2]
You do.

00:26:52 [Speaker 1]
That's probably a misrepresentation, but I might I might make a noise or a face.

00:26:57 [Speaker 2]
And you say, why you acting weird?
00:26:59 [Speaker 2]
You say that.

00:27:00 [Speaker 1]
I don't think so.
00:27:02 [Speaker 1]
But that's okay because I I know you.
00:27:04 [Speaker 1]
I've known you a lot of a long time.
00:27:05 [Speaker 1]
Yes.
00:27:06 [Speaker 1]
I know you're weird.

00:27:06 [Speaker 2]
Yeah.

00:27:10 [Speaker 1]
Old news.

00:27:11 [Speaker 2]
Then you said eye rolls are a term of endearment.

00:27:14 [Speaker 1]
That's right.

00:27:16 [Speaker 2]
Is that true?
00:27:18 [Speaker 2]
Oh, oh, I love you so much.

00:27:21 [Speaker 1]
Oh, come on.
00:27:22 [Speaker 1]
This one again.
00:27:24 [Speaker 1]
Yeah.

00:27:26 [Speaker 2]
Okay.
00:27:27 [Speaker 2]
I feel better.

00:27:28 [Speaker 1]
Oh, good.
00:27:29 [Speaker 1]
It sounds like you do.
00:27:31 [Speaker 1]
Okay.

00:27:32 [Speaker 2]
Okay.
00:27:33 [Speaker 2]
Feel better.
00:27:34 [Speaker 2]
Guess what?
00:27:35 [Speaker 2]
It's not gonna stop me from being weird.

00:27:37 [Speaker 1]
Oh, I know.
00:27:39 [Speaker 1]
It hasn't.
00:27:40 [Speaker 1]
No.
00:27:40 [Speaker 1]
This is old news.
00:27:41 [Speaker 1]
This is this is nothing new.

00:27:44 [Speaker 1]
This is why I just handle it that way.
00:27:46 [Speaker 1]
Like, I probably originally was like, why are you being weird?
00:27:50 [Speaker 1]
And then it just never ended.
00:27:52 [Speaker 1]
So now I just go like, okay.
00:27:53 [Speaker 1]
Here we go with the weird thing.

00:27:56 [Speaker 1]
Alright.
00:27:56 [Speaker 1]
Just Hurry and get the weird thing over with.
00:28:00 [Speaker 1]
Okay.
00:28:00 [Speaker 1]
Good.
00:28:01 [Speaker 1]
Right.

00:28:02 [Speaker 1]
I've just that's my coping mechanism now.
00:28:04 [Speaker 1]
So what I should have said, rather than eye rolls or a term of endearment, I should have said eye rolls are my coping mechanism.
00:28:10 [Speaker 1]
Okay.
00:28:12 [Speaker 1]
Hurry up and be weird.
00:28:14 [Speaker 1]
And now can we be normal again?

00:28:18 [Speaker 1]
Whatever.
00:28:19 [Speaker 1]
What?

00:28:19 [Speaker 2]
You like it.

00:28:20 [Speaker 1]
See?
00:28:20 [Speaker 1]
Yeah.

00:28:21 [Speaker 2]
I think you like it

00:28:22 [Speaker 1]
Alright.

00:28:22 [Speaker 2]
Secretly.
00:28:23 [Speaker 2]
That's

00:28:23 [Speaker 1]
yeah.
00:28:23 [Speaker 1]
Keep being weird.

00:28:25 [Speaker 2]
We'll see what happens.
00:28:26 [Speaker 2]
Alright.
00:28:26 [Speaker 2]
I will.

00:28:27 [Speaker 1]
Oh, I know.
00:28:29 [Speaker 1]
Have no fear.

00:28:32 [Speaker 2]
I do remember one of our very first dates, we were driving separately to a destination.
00:28:40 [Speaker 2]
We each had our car at the place, and so we were driving separately.
00:28:45 [Speaker 2]
And when I passed you on the highway, I passed you and made a weird noise or a weird face

00:28:52 [Speaker 1]
You made a weird face.
00:28:53 [Speaker 1]
Yeah.

00:28:54 [Speaker 2]
And then

00:28:55 [Speaker 1]
And I when we got back together, I what's wrong with you?
00:28:58 [Speaker 1]
Like, are you okay?
00:28:59 [Speaker 1]
Like, is everything alright?
00:29:00 [Speaker 1]
Why did you make that face?
00:29:02 [Speaker 1]
Like, I thought I defended you or something.

00:29:06 [Speaker 2]
Now remember, this is before cell phones.
00:29:08 [Speaker 2]
So you No.
00:29:08 [Speaker 2]
I know.
00:29:09 [Speaker 2]
Like you could even texted me instead.

00:29:11 [Speaker 1]
We were driving anyway, and that's not safe.

00:29:12 [Speaker 2]
That is not safe.
00:29:13 [Speaker 2]
You're right.
00:29:14 [Speaker 2]
It's not like you could have called me.

00:29:15 [Speaker 1]
Also not safe.
00:29:16 [Speaker 1]
Hands so I talked to you after the travel.

00:29:19 [Speaker 2]
But you worried

00:29:20 [Speaker 1]
And what happened?

00:29:20 [Speaker 2]
You worried the whole way that you had done something to upset me.
00:29:23 [Speaker 2]
And I was like, what are you talking about?
00:29:25 [Speaker 2]
No.
00:29:25 [Speaker 2]
I'm not mad.
00:29:27 [Speaker 2]
I just may I just do that to people that I like.

00:29:30 [Speaker 1]
It's a weird face.

00:29:33 [Speaker 2]
It's it's my face.
00:29:34 [Speaker 2]
That's what my face looks like.

00:29:36 [Speaker 1]
You've gotten used to that too.
00:29:42 [Speaker 1]
Oh, here's her face.

00:29:43 [Speaker 2]
I think we definitely take turns being weird because there's you have a weird side too.

00:29:52 [Speaker 1]
What do you mean?

00:29:53 [Speaker 2]
What do you mean?

00:29:56 [Speaker 1]
I didn't say it, so I'm just trying to understand.

00:29:59 [Speaker 2]
I think there are definitely times where you get the weirdness going on.
00:30:04 [Speaker 2]
Yeah.
00:30:04 [Speaker 2]
And it's more annoying than weird.

00:30:09 [Speaker 1]
So what hold on.

00:30:10 [Speaker 2]
Where you'll just Hold on.
00:30:12 [Speaker 2]
Pester.
00:30:12 [Speaker 2]
Hold on.
00:30:13 [Speaker 2]
You hold on.

00:30:14 [Speaker 1]
So when you do weird stuff and I go, okay.
00:30:17 [Speaker 1]
Here we go.
00:30:17 [Speaker 1]
Get get finished up with the weird thing.
00:30:19 [Speaker 1]
That's how I handle it.
00:30:21 [Speaker 1]
When I do something weird or silly, you get annoyed.

00:30:26 [Speaker 1]
Am I hearing that right?

00:30:27 [Speaker 2]
Yeah.
00:30:27 [Speaker 2]
Because your the thing that you do is you poke.
00:30:31 [Speaker 2]
Like, you'll put, like, weird

00:30:33 [Speaker 1]
Yeah.

00:30:33 [Speaker 2]
Straw things in my ears Straw wrap.

00:30:35 [Speaker 1]
Nose.
00:30:36 [Speaker 1]
Yeah.
00:30:36 [Speaker 1]
Yeah.
00:30:37 [Speaker 1]
Because it tickles.

00:30:39 [Speaker 2]
Yeah.
00:30:39 [Speaker 2]
I hate it.

00:30:40 [Speaker 1]
Oh, but it's so fun.

00:30:42 [Speaker 2]
So that's not necessarily weird.
00:30:44 [Speaker 2]
That's just annoying.
00:30:45 [Speaker 2]
It's also a little bit weird.

00:30:48 [Speaker 1]
Alright.

00:30:49 [Speaker 2]
We've made some headway here today.

00:30:51 [Speaker 1]
Not.
00:30:51 [Speaker 1]
We've covered zero ground.
00:30:56 [Speaker 1]
We've gotten nowhere from where we started.

00:31:00 [Speaker 2]
I think what we've learned

00:31:01 [Speaker 1]
the same distance.
00:31:02 [Speaker 1]
We're exactly where we were.

00:31:03 [Speaker 2]
You keep being you.
00:31:04 [Speaker 2]
Mhmm.
00:31:05 [Speaker 2]
I'll keep being me.

00:31:06 [Speaker 1]
And I'll keep rolling my eyes, and you keep being annoyed.

00:31:08 [Speaker 2]
It's worked for the past twenty years.
00:31:10 [Speaker 2]
Yeah.
00:31:11 [Speaker 2]
Just keep keep on trucking on, my guy.

00:31:13 [Speaker 1]
Sounds good, buddy.
00:31:15 [Speaker 1]
What?
00:31:17 [Speaker 1]
Keep on trucking on +1 04.

00:31:21 [Speaker 2]
breaker 19.

00:31:24 [Speaker 1]
You gotta get the r in there.

00:31:25 [Speaker 2]
19.
00:31:27 [Speaker 2]
It's not a 19.

00:31:29 [Speaker 1]
You know, you're you've never been on a CB radio, it sounds like.
00:31:35 [Speaker 1]
+1 04, good buddy.

00:31:38 [Speaker 2]
Yeah.
00:31:40 [Speaker 2]
It's ecstatic.

00:31:41 [Speaker 1]
No.
00:31:41 [Speaker 1]
No.
00:31:41 [Speaker 1]
I know what it is.
00:31:42 [Speaker 1]
See?
00:31:43 [Speaker 1]
Alright.

00:31:43 [Speaker 1]
Eye roll.
00:31:44 [Speaker 1]
Oh, boy.

00:31:47 [Speaker 2]
Talk to me about your obsession with delivering packages.

00:31:53 [Speaker 1]
You, have known me a long time.

00:31:56 [Speaker 2]
Yep.

00:31:57 [Speaker 1]
And you know that when I am, waiting for a package, I am hard to live with.

00:32:03 [Speaker 2]
Yes.
00:32:04 [Speaker 2]
True.

00:32:05 [Speaker 1]
Emery is just as bad as I am.
00:32:09 [Speaker 1]
When they introduced the ability to see on a map where the truck with your package was or how near to your home it was or how many stops away it was, boy, oh, boy.

00:32:21 [Speaker 2]
Ridiculous.
00:32:22 [Speaker 2]
You completely destroyed Josh.

00:32:24 [Speaker 1]
It's like, it's like, Santa Claus coming to the house.
00:32:28 [Speaker 1]
You're like, oh, you watch Santa Tracker on Nora?
00:32:31 [Speaker 1]
I'm telling you.
00:32:32 [Speaker 1]
It's good.
00:32:33 [Speaker 1]
Like, I like to know.

00:32:35 [Speaker 2]
I know you do.

00:32:36 [Speaker 1]
I like to know how close because I gotta hurry and and, be in bed at the right time.
00:32:40 [Speaker 1]
It's very important.
00:32:42 [Speaker 1]
So, anyway, yesterday, I got notified that a package that I wasn't expecting to arrive until Wednesday was out for delivery.
00:32:50 [Speaker 1]
So I was, I was very excited.
00:32:52 [Speaker 1]
When I got home from work, the mailman had not come yet, and so I was working on other stuff.

00:32:59 [Speaker 1]
And then, as I was hanging out in the living room, I I see the mailman drop some mail and then walk past the window.
00:33:06 [Speaker 1]
And I went, let's go.
00:33:08 [Speaker 1]
I opened up the door.
00:33:10 [Speaker 1]
There's no package sitting there.
00:33:11 [Speaker 1]
There's two envelopes in the mailbox.

00:33:13 [Speaker 1]
And I went, what?
00:33:15 [Speaker 1]
Come on.
00:33:16 [Speaker 1]
And and I figure, like, hey.
00:33:18 [Speaker 1]
Listen.
00:33:18 [Speaker 1]
I don't know how big this box is.

00:33:20 [Speaker 1]
Maybe it's still in the truck, and you're just gonna circle on back and and drop it off.
00:33:26 [Speaker 1]
That's happened before.
00:33:27 [Speaker 1]
That's typical.
00:33:28 [Speaker 1]
Yes.
00:33:28 [Speaker 1]
You're not gonna carry all the packages in your over the shoulder bag.

00:33:31 [Speaker 1]
I get it.
00:33:33 [Speaker 1]
So, I'm being patient, and I'm and I'm waiting.
00:33:38 [Speaker 1]
And the the mailman, does indeed come back by, turns down the street across from us, and I'm thinking, alright.
00:33:46 [Speaker 1]
Listen.
00:33:47 [Speaker 1]
That's fine.

00:33:48 [Speaker 1]
I'm not the only one who might have a package.
00:33:50 [Speaker 1]
You gotta go back on the loop you just walked and drop off some packages.
00:33:55 [Speaker 1]
And so I'm waiting patiently, and the mail truck goes zooming right past the house.
00:34:01 [Speaker 1]
And I went, what?
00:34:06 [Speaker 1]
What just happened?

00:34:09 [Speaker 1]
Where's my stuff?
00:34:11 [Speaker 1]
And, so I was having a bit of a come apart.

00:34:14 [Speaker 2]
Yeah.

00:34:14 [Speaker 1]
And and Emery filmed it and sent it to you in a video.
00:34:19 [Speaker 1]
And, and I said, that's it.
00:34:22 [Speaker 1]
I'm going to get my package.
00:34:24 [Speaker 1]
So I walked out front because I I wanted to say see, like, maybe there was, like, a a package, like, two houses down or something.
00:34:33 [Speaker 1]
Maybe maybe just missed mine, and it was not in the right order or something in the back of the truck.

00:34:39 [Speaker 1]
So I walked out front.
00:34:41 [Speaker 1]
You got a picture

00:34:41 [Speaker 2]
of me standing.

00:34:42 [Speaker 1]
I and I and I wasn't standing with my arms like that.
00:34:45 [Speaker 1]
She goes, put your arms on your hips.
00:34:47 [Speaker 1]
And so

00:34:49 [Speaker 2]
that's probably

00:34:49 [Speaker 1]
I was well, I had been standing similar to that, and she thought it was funny.
00:34:53 [Speaker 1]
And so she said, put your hands back on your hips.
00:34:56 [Speaker 1]
And so it looks like I'm like an upset old man waiting for the mail to show up.

00:35:02 [Speaker 2]
You are an upset old man waiting for

00:35:04 [Speaker 1]
it.
00:35:04 [Speaker 1]
Looks like.
00:35:05 [Speaker 1]
It's what it looks like.

00:35:06 [Speaker 2]
What it is.

00:35:07 [Speaker 1]
It's what it looks like.
00:35:10 [Speaker 1]
So so I watch and, and the the mail truck turns back around, comes back by, goes back down the street across from us, and I'm like, where is this guy going?
00:35:21 [Speaker 1]
He's all over the place.
00:35:23 [Speaker 1]
So I went back inside, and I said, I'm just gonna sit here and wait.
00:35:27 [Speaker 1]
And then he pulls up in front of the house.

00:35:30 [Speaker 2]
Here and wait.
00:35:30 [Speaker 2]
It's just not No.

00:35:31 [Speaker 1]
I stood there I stood there and paced a

00:35:33 [Speaker 2]
bit.
00:35:34 [Speaker 2]
Exactly.

00:35:35 [Speaker 1]
And then he, pulled back up in front of the house, and I was like, let's go.
00:35:39 [Speaker 1]
Went outside.
00:35:41 [Speaker 1]
I said, hey.
00:35:41 [Speaker 1]
How are you today?
00:35:43 [Speaker 1]
He said, good.

00:35:43 [Speaker 1]
Good.
00:35:44 [Speaker 1]
Good.
00:35:44 [Speaker 1]
And he scanned the thing, handed me the box, and he said, have a good day.
00:35:47 [Speaker 1]
And I said, you too.
00:35:48 [Speaker 1]
Thanks.

00:35:49 [Speaker 1]
And I went inside.
00:35:50 [Speaker 1]
And then Emery, was traumatized because I met the person outside.

00:35:56 [Speaker 2]
Delivery guy.

00:35:56 [Speaker 1]
I know.
00:35:57 [Speaker 1]
I love that.
00:35:57 [Speaker 1]
Like, we order pizza to get delivered to the house, a DoorDash.
00:36:01 [Speaker 1]
I like to go outside and meet the people.

00:36:03 [Speaker 2]
You do.

00:36:04 [Speaker 1]
And and it freaks all of you out.
00:36:07 [Speaker 1]
You you don't like it.
00:36:08 [Speaker 1]
Emery really doesn't like it.

00:36:10 [Speaker 2]
Mind it, but the kids really hate it.

00:36:12 [Speaker 1]
Yeah.
00:36:12 [Speaker 1]
When I go, hey.
00:36:13 [Speaker 1]
Good to see you.
00:36:14 [Speaker 1]
How are you?
00:36:15 [Speaker 1]
How's your day going?

00:36:15 [Speaker 1]
Thanks for bringing me the stuff.

00:36:17 [Speaker 2]
She sent me a picture of you outside waiting like a grumpy old man.

00:36:21 [Speaker 1]
Right.

00:36:21 [Speaker 2]
And then inside with your package with the happiest smile that I've Yes.
00:36:25 [Speaker 2]
Ever seen on your face.

00:36:26 [Speaker 1]
Yes.

00:36:27 [Speaker 2]
I don't even think you were that happy on our wedding day.

00:36:29 [Speaker 1]
Oh, I was.

00:36:31 [Speaker 2]
I don't even think you were that happy when our kids were born.

00:36:33 [Speaker 1]
I overdid the smile for the photo.
00:36:35 [Speaker 1]
These are staged photos.

00:36:37 [Speaker 2]
Okay.

00:36:38 [Speaker 1]
They're they're they're posed.

00:36:40 [Speaker 2]
But then she sent me a text that said, went to greet him.

00:36:45 [Speaker 1]
Yes.
00:36:46 [Speaker 1]
She had a very big problem with

00:36:48 [Speaker 2]
me Handle it.

00:36:49 [Speaker 1]
Going to talk to the mailman to say, thank you so much for delivering this thing.
00:36:55 [Speaker 1]
It was really bad.
00:36:56 [Speaker 1]
When we didn't have somebody at home, I would draw up, like, really elaborate cartoon pictures with notes that I would leave for the delivery people.
00:37:08 [Speaker 1]
Sometimes I would leave them little treats, and I and I would, hang it on the door, and I would say, you know, for the FedEx person, hey.
00:37:15 [Speaker 1]
Thanks so much for delivering the package.

00:37:18 [Speaker 1]
Here's the tracking number, whatever.
00:37:20 [Speaker 1]
Please leave it at the door, you know, whatever.
00:37:22 [Speaker 1]
And I would leave, I would leave those things with a little ziplock bag of, treats on

00:37:27 [Speaker 2]
the remember any of that.

00:37:29 [Speaker 1]
Oh, yeah.
00:37:30 [Speaker 1]
Yeah.
00:37:30 [Speaker 1]
If I wasn't gonna be home and I do because sometimes, and it's changed over the years, but there were times where if they had a package and you weren't there to receive it, they wouldn't leave it.

00:37:39 [Speaker 2]
Yeah.

00:37:40 [Speaker 1]
And I wasn't gonna risk it.
00:37:42 [Speaker 1]
And so I would leave them cute little drawings and snacks and say, hey.
00:37:46 [Speaker 1]
Thanks so much.

00:37:47 [Speaker 2]
Cute little drawing?

00:37:48 [Speaker 1]
Go ahead and hide that under the mat.

00:37:49 [Speaker 2]
You don't really need cute little drawings or snacks.

00:37:52 [Speaker 1]
Bring me a package.
00:37:53 [Speaker 1]
See what happens.

00:37:54 [Speaker 2]
I bring you a package every day.
00:37:55 [Speaker 2]
My own presents.

00:37:57 [Speaker 1]
So okay.
00:37:58 [Speaker 1]
Alright.
00:38:00 [Speaker 1]
That's nice.
00:38:01 [Speaker 1]
I, I have two more packages that I'm waiting on.
00:38:06 [Speaker 1]
Oh.

00:38:07 [Speaker 1]
The the shipping labels have been created, but, but they're supposed to be delivered next week.
00:38:12 [Speaker 1]
I see.
00:38:13 [Speaker 1]
I'm not checking every day.
00:38:14 [Speaker 1]
I just checked earlier today.

00:38:16 [Speaker 2]
You you were not giving me updates with this one.
00:38:18 [Speaker 2]
And for that, I think you,

00:38:20 [Speaker 1]
I wasn't expecting it until Wednesday.
00:38:23 [Speaker 1]
As it would have drawn on, like, today, I would have been like, oh, But it showed up a couple days early, so it kinda caught me off guard.
00:38:30 [Speaker 1]
Like, I got notified that it was out for delivery, and I was surprised.
00:38:33 [Speaker 1]
And I went, what?
00:38:35 [Speaker 1]
And that's why when the mailman's zipping around, I thought maybe he took my package.

00:38:41 [Speaker 1]
Anyway

00:38:41 [Speaker 2]
Okay.

00:38:42 [Speaker 1]
He didn't.

00:38:42 [Speaker 2]
Well, I'm so glad you got your package.
00:38:46 [Speaker 2]
So glad.

00:38:47 [Speaker 1]
Same.
00:38:49 [Speaker 1]
Me too.
00:38:53 [Speaker 1]
Hello.
00:38:53 [Speaker 1]
Hello.

00:38:54 [Speaker 2]
Let me

00:38:55 [Speaker 1]
Hello?

00:38:55 [Speaker 2]
Hi.
00:38:56 [Speaker 2]
Hi.
00:38:56 [Speaker 2]
Let me tell you about this strange interaction I had yesterday

00:38:59 [Speaker 1]
Oh, okay.

00:39:00 [Speaker 2]
With a delivery man.

00:39:02 [Speaker 1]
Okay.

00:39:03 [Speaker 2]
At my other place of employment Yeah.
00:39:05 [Speaker 2]
I am the, front desk, so I am the one who accepts deliveries.

00:39:09 [Speaker 1]
Okay.

00:39:10 [Speaker 2]
We have a regular FedEx driver Alright.
00:39:12 [Speaker 2]
Who I speak to on friendly terms.
00:39:14 [Speaker 2]
We have a regular UPS driver that I speak to on regular terms.

00:39:18 [Speaker 1]
K.

00:39:19 [Speaker 2]
Now the Amazon drivers are interchangeable.

00:39:22 [Speaker 1]
Yeah.
00:39:22 [Speaker 1]
They they depending on who's on that route.

00:39:25 [Speaker 2]
Correct.
00:39:25 [Speaker 2]
Gotcha.
00:39:26 [Speaker 2]
And we sometimes have the same person, but it's not the everyday same person.
00:39:31 [Speaker 2]
This gentleman has come in regularly.
00:39:34 [Speaker 2]
I see him, and so I've given him my name on more than one occasion.

00:39:38 [Speaker 2]
And he delivered something yesterday, and he said, what's your name?
00:39:43 [Speaker 2]
Yep.
00:39:44 [Speaker 2]
Remind me what your name is.

00:39:45 [Speaker 1]
Talked to this person before?

00:39:46 [Speaker 2]
Yep.
00:39:46 [Speaker 2]
I've given him my name before.
00:39:47 [Speaker 2]
I don't expect him to remember my name.
00:39:49 [Speaker 2]
That's not the issue.
00:39:51 [Speaker 2]
K.

00:39:51 [Speaker 2]
I tell him my name.
00:39:52 [Speaker 2]
I go, oh, Chantel.
00:39:53 [Speaker 2]
And he goes, still Chantel,

00:39:56 [Speaker 1]
Yeah.
00:39:56 [Speaker 1]
Nope.
00:39:56 [Speaker 1]
Didn't change it.

00:39:57 [Speaker 2]
And I said, yeah.
00:39:59 [Speaker 2]
And he's, like, halfway at the door, and he's, like, writing his in his pad.
00:40:03 [Speaker 2]
You know, they have the pad that they have to

00:40:05 [Speaker 1]
Sure.

00:40:05 [Speaker 2]
Clear.
00:40:05 [Speaker 2]
And then he goes, it's a good name.
00:40:07 [Speaker 2]
I wouldn't change it either.

00:40:09 [Speaker 1]
Alright.

00:40:11 [Speaker 2]
And then and then he walks out.

00:40:15 [Speaker 1]
So what'd we learn?

00:40:16 [Speaker 2]
So I don't know if he I don't know what I learned.
00:40:20 [Speaker 2]
What did we learn?
00:40:21 [Speaker 2]
I didn't learn anything.

00:40:22 [Speaker 1]
Still Chantel.
00:40:23 [Speaker 1]
Yeah.
00:40:24 [Speaker 1]
Thing one.

00:40:26 [Speaker 2]
Thing two?

00:40:29 [Speaker 1]
He forgot, but then when you said it went, oh, yeah.
00:40:33 [Speaker 1]
That's right.

00:40:34 [Speaker 2]
But I don't I don't expect him to remember my name.

00:40:37 [Speaker 1]
I know.
00:40:37 [Speaker 1]
But but he he he forgot.
00:40:40 [Speaker 1]
But then when you said it, he went, that's right.
00:40:43 [Speaker 1]
And so he felt like it was important to say, yeah.
00:40:47 [Speaker 1]
Oh, yeah.

00:40:47 [Speaker 1]
Still that.

00:40:49 [Speaker 2]
I wouldn't change anything.

00:40:50 [Speaker 1]
His move.
00:40:51 [Speaker 1]
That was his, like, see how smooth I am?
00:40:53 [Speaker 1]
I didn't forget your name.
00:40:55 [Speaker 1]
I just wanted to confirm it was still the same.

00:40:58 [Speaker 2]
Oh, okay.

00:40:59 [Speaker 1]
Yeah.
00:40:59 [Speaker 1]
Because, see, next time he's gonna go, okay.
00:41:02 [Speaker 1]
I now I kinda remember it.
00:41:06 [Speaker 1]
And so he's gonna have some he'll like, one more time, he's gonna have some line like that, and then he'll either abandon it or he'll remember.
00:41:14 [Speaker 1]
That's what's gonna happen.

00:41:15 [Speaker 2]
Okay.
00:41:15 [Speaker 2]
But, again, I don't see him regularly.
00:41:18 [Speaker 2]
Yeah.
00:41:20 [Speaker 2]
And I also don't expect him to remember my name No.
00:41:23 [Speaker 2]
Because he makes a lot of deliveries throughout

00:41:25 [Speaker 1]
the day.
00:41:25 [Speaker 1]
But but he might want to.
00:41:27 [Speaker 1]
Like, he might be like, I know I frequent this stop, so it might be cool if I was like you know?

00:41:33 [Speaker 2]
I sure.
00:41:35 [Speaker 2]
It's an odd thing to say.
00:41:36 [Speaker 2]
And I

00:41:37 [Speaker 1]
Still Chantel.

00:41:38 [Speaker 2]
Yeah.
00:41:38 [Speaker 2]
I sat there like this going, uh-huh.
00:41:40 [Speaker 2]
Mhmm.
00:41:41 [Speaker 2]
Yeah.
00:41:42 [Speaker 2]
So maybe the next time I see him, I'll just come up with something random.

00:41:46 [Speaker 1]
You should.

00:41:47 [Speaker 2]
What's your name?
00:41:50 [Speaker 2]
Ruth?

00:41:51 [Speaker 1]
Oh, you changed it.

00:41:53 [Speaker 2]
Yeah.
00:41:54 [Speaker 2]
You told me to, bud.
00:41:55 [Speaker 2]
And they'll go, what was it before?
00:41:56 [Speaker 2]
Anastasia.

00:41:57 [Speaker 1]
And you'll go, no.
00:41:58 [Speaker 1]
It wasn't that.
00:41:59 [Speaker 1]
It was something else.

00:41:59 [Speaker 2]
Ingrid.

00:42:00 [Speaker 1]
No.
00:42:01 [Speaker 1]
What was it?

00:42:02 [Speaker 2]
Gertrude.

00:42:03 [Speaker 1]
No.
00:42:03 [Speaker 1]
That's not it.
00:42:04 [Speaker 1]
It was something, something with, like, a what was it?

00:42:10 [Speaker 2]
Chanel.
00:42:11 [Speaker 2]
That's it.
00:42:12 [Speaker 2]
Yeah.

00:42:13 [Speaker 1]
And he'll go, okay.

00:42:14 [Speaker 2]
Close enough.
00:42:15 [Speaker 2]
Yeah.
00:42:15 [Speaker 2]
But not quite.
00:42:16 [Speaker 2]
Right.

00:42:16 [Speaker 1]
No.
00:42:17 [Speaker 1]
But he'll go, that's what it was.
00:42:19 [Speaker 1]
That's right.
00:42:20 [Speaker 1]
Ruth is nice, but I like Chanel better.

00:42:22 [Speaker 2]
Chanel.
00:42:23 [Speaker 2]
Like the perfume.

00:42:24 [Speaker 1]
Yeah.
00:42:24 [Speaker 1]
Right.

00:42:25 [Speaker 2]
The expensive bags.
00:42:28 [Speaker 2]
What does Chanel make?
00:42:29 [Speaker 2]
They make perfume, but they also make bags, don't they?
00:42:31 [Speaker 2]
I don't know.
00:42:32 [Speaker 2]
I'm not rich.

00:42:33 [Speaker 2]
Oh, I

00:42:34 [Speaker 1]
don't know either.
00:42:35 [Speaker 1]
I know about the perfume because it's a number

00:42:38 [Speaker 2]
nine?
00:42:39 [Speaker 2]
Chanel number five.

00:42:40 [Speaker 1]
Number four?
00:42:42 [Speaker 1]
Do they have multiple numbers?
00:42:43 [Speaker 1]
Do they count up, or is there a number one?
00:42:47 [Speaker 1]
Did they start at five?

00:42:48 [Speaker 2]
Yeah.
00:42:48 [Speaker 2]
And which one is better?
00:42:50 [Speaker 2]
Like, which one is more expensive?
00:42:51 [Speaker 2]
The higher you go or the lower you go?

00:42:53 [Speaker 1]
I think if it says eau de perfume, then it's more expensive than eau de toilette.

00:42:58 [Speaker 2]
It is?

00:42:58 [Speaker 1]
Yeah.
00:43:00 [Speaker 1]
Because of the water they use.

00:43:04 [Speaker 2]
We're fancy.

00:43:05 [Speaker 1]
I don't know.

00:43:06 [Speaker 2]
We know about perfumes and such.

00:43:08 [Speaker 1]
I just assume that Eau de Perfume actually says perfume in it, and Eau de Toilette does not.

00:43:16 [Speaker 2]
I was just looking.
00:43:17 [Speaker 2]
It's a fashion company.

00:43:18 [Speaker 1]
Okay.
00:43:19 [Speaker 1]
So they they make other things.

00:43:20 [Speaker 2]
They do make purses.

00:43:22 [Speaker 1]
And sunglasses.
00:43:23 [Speaker 1]
True.
00:43:24 [Speaker 1]
Is that true?

00:43:25 [Speaker 2]
I don't know.

00:43:27 [Speaker 1]
I feel like I've seen them with, like, a They like, a c on the side.

00:43:31 [Speaker 2]
Okay.
00:43:31 [Speaker 2]
They they the sun glass.
00:43:32 [Speaker 2]
Yeah.
00:43:32 [Speaker 2]
Yeah.
00:43:33 [Speaker 2]
Yeah.

00:43:33 [Speaker 2]
I think you're right.
00:43:35 [Speaker 2]
That's not my name.

00:43:36 [Speaker 1]
No.
00:43:37 [Speaker 1]
I know it's not.
00:43:38 [Speaker 1]
You're still Chantel.
00:43:39 [Speaker 1]
We've established that.
00:43:41 [Speaker 1]
Just make sure the delivery guy knows.

00:43:43 [Speaker 1]
Alright?
00:43:45 [Speaker 1]
And you know what you should say?

00:43:46 [Speaker 2]
What?

00:43:46 [Speaker 1]
Chantel number one.
00:43:48 [Speaker 1]
Oh.
00:43:49 [Speaker 1]
That's right.

00:43:49 [Speaker 2]
See?
00:43:50 [Speaker 2]
The original.
00:43:52 [Speaker 2]
O g.

00:43:52 [Speaker 1]
That's right.
00:43:53 [Speaker 1]
Don't you forget it.
00:43:54 [Speaker 1]
The original Chantel.

00:43:56 [Speaker 2]
Wow.
00:43:57 [Speaker 2]
Yep.
00:43:58 [Speaker 2]
Yep.
00:43:59 [Speaker 2]
Cool.
00:44:03 [Speaker 2]
We got some high praise yesterday.

00:44:06 [Speaker 1]
Here's the thing about, compliments.
00:44:11 [Speaker 1]
I think if you get, a compliment from the right person, the right type of person, it can it can really make your day.

00:44:23 [Speaker 2]
Yeah.
00:44:24 [Speaker 2]
It absolutely can.

00:44:25 [Speaker 1]
Like a coworker walking by and going like, hey.
00:44:27 [Speaker 1]
I heard a thing.
00:44:28 [Speaker 1]
Like, you go, that's cool.
00:44:29 [Speaker 1]
Like, thanks for, thanks for commenting on that.
00:44:33 [Speaker 1]
Tell us about the high praise.

00:44:34 [Speaker 2]
The high praise came

00:44:35 [Speaker 1]
from the high praise.

00:44:36 [Speaker 2]
The high praise came from a nine year old boy named Carter.

00:44:40 [Speaker 1]
Hello, Carter.

00:44:41 [Speaker 2]
Who, apparently, his mom told us is a tough audience.
00:44:46 [Speaker 2]
And she told us that his favorite part of waking up is listening to Chantel and that guy talk.

00:44:52 [Speaker 1]
I'm that guy.

00:44:52 [Speaker 2]
That's okay.

00:44:54 [Speaker 1]
I I like being that guy.
00:44:57 [Speaker 1]
Chantel and that guy, which I'm now gonna rework, some of the imaging.

00:45:02 [Speaker 2]
Yeah.
00:45:02 [Speaker 2]
Chantel and that guy.

00:45:03 [Speaker 1]
It's gotta say wake up classy 97 with Chantel and that guy.

00:45:07 [Speaker 2]
So yesterday morning, his mom told us that he lay in bed listening to us for twenty minutes.

00:45:13 [Speaker 1]
That's awesome.

00:45:14 [Speaker 2]
Which is really awesome.

00:45:16 [Speaker 1]
Yeah.
00:45:16 [Speaker 1]
Thanks for hanging out with us, Carter.

00:45:17 [Speaker 2]
Thanks for hanging out with us.
00:45:18 [Speaker 2]
Thanks for listening.
00:45:20 [Speaker 2]
La dee da.
00:45:21 [Speaker 2]
I mean That was a that was a big deal.

00:45:25 [Speaker 1]
I know.
00:45:26 [Speaker 1]
I know.
00:45:26 [Speaker 1]
I think it's awesome.

00:45:28 [Speaker 2]
So high five to Carter.

00:45:29 [Speaker 1]
That's right.
00:45:29 [Speaker 1]
We're excited to have you.

00:45:31 [Speaker 2]
I hope you're enjoying your summer vacation.

00:45:33 [Speaker 1]
That's right.

00:45:33 [Speaker 2]
I hope your mom's not making you do too many chores.

00:45:36 [Speaker 1]
But but also do the chores that you're asked to do.
00:45:38 [Speaker 1]
That's important.

00:45:39 [Speaker 2]
Yeah.
00:45:39 [Speaker 2]
That's important.

00:45:40 [Speaker 1]
Help help out around the house.

00:45:41 [Speaker 2]
It makes your mom happy.

00:45:42 [Speaker 1]
Right.

00:45:42 [Speaker 2]
Keep your mom happy.

00:45:43 [Speaker 1]
That's right.
00:45:47 [Speaker 1]
I know.
00:45:47 [Speaker 1]
I think it's all shout out to Carter.
00:45:49 [Speaker 1]
What's what's Carter's mom's name?

00:45:51 [Speaker 2]
Heidi.

00:45:52 [Speaker 1]
Heidi.
00:45:52 [Speaker 1]
Awesome.
00:45:52 [Speaker 1]
Well, thank you for sharing the news, Heidi.
00:45:54 [Speaker 1]
And, good morning, Carter.
00:45:56 [Speaker 1]
It's it's getting late, man.

00:45:57 [Speaker 1]
It's almost 09:00 here, bud.

00:45:59 [Speaker 2]
It's summer vacation.
00:46:01 [Speaker 2]
Relax.

00:46:05 [Speaker 1]
He's nine.
00:46:05 [Speaker 1]
Right?
00:46:06 [Speaker 1]
So it's not like he's gotta, like, get up and go to work

00:46:09 [Speaker 2]
or anything.
00:46:09 [Speaker 2]
No.
00:46:10 [Speaker 2]
Let the kid be a kid.

00:46:11 [Speaker 1]
That's what I'm saying.
00:46:12 [Speaker 1]
I think that's awesome.

00:46:13 [Speaker 2]
Mario Kart.

00:46:14 [Speaker 1]
Okay.

00:46:16 [Speaker 2]
Chill out a little bit.
00:46:17 [Speaker 2]
Have a snack.

00:46:18 [Speaker 1]
Yeah.
00:46:19 [Speaker 1]
What's for breakfast today?
00:46:20 [Speaker 1]
Pop tarts?

00:46:21 [Speaker 2]
Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

00:46:22 [Speaker 1]
The the bacon flavored one?
00:46:27 [Speaker 1]
Well, it's cool to have, it's cool to have listeners like Carter hanging out with us.

00:46:31 [Speaker 2]
It is cool.

00:46:33 [Speaker 1]
So thanks for, thanks

00:46:34 [Speaker 2]
for listening.
00:46:34 [Speaker 2]
The high praise Yeah.
00:46:35 [Speaker 2]
My guy.

00:46:35 [Speaker 1]
Yeah.
00:46:36 [Speaker 1]
And, and, hopefully, at some point, we'll get to, like, hang out with Carter because that'd be cool.

00:46:41 [Speaker 2]
That would be cool.

00:46:42 [Speaker 1]
Show him where we work, Bring them around.
00:46:44 [Speaker 1]
Let them see behind the scenes.

00:46:46 [Speaker 2]
Push a button or two.

00:46:47 [Speaker 1]
Yeah.
00:46:47 [Speaker 1]
Maybe.

00:46:48 [Speaker 2]
I don't even push the buttons.

00:46:49 [Speaker 1]
Do you wanna push one?
00:46:50 [Speaker 1]
No.
00:46:51 [Speaker 1]
Which one do you wanna push?
00:46:52 [Speaker 1]
I've got a lot.

00:46:53 [Speaker 2]
I don't wanna push any of them, and I'll tell you why.
00:46:55 [Speaker 2]
Because I live my life with this little responsibility as possible.

00:46:58 [Speaker 1]
I know.
00:46:59 [Speaker 1]
I'm aware.
00:47:00 [Speaker 1]
But if if you wandered over here, have you looked at the between the board and the phone stuff

00:47:06 [Speaker 2]
Yeah.

00:47:07 [Speaker 1]
And the all of the automation Yeah.

00:47:09 [Speaker 2]
I've seen it all.
00:47:10 [Speaker 2]
No.

00:47:10 [Speaker 1]
I know.
00:47:11 [Speaker 1]
Is there any of the buttons that you're like, I wonder what that's like to push that one?

00:47:15 [Speaker 2]
Uh-uh.
00:47:15 [Speaker 2]
No?
00:47:15 [Speaker 2]
Nope.
00:47:16 [Speaker 2]
I have no desire to ever learn how to push any of those buttons.

00:47:19 [Speaker 1]
None of them?
00:47:20 [Speaker 1]
Nope.
00:47:21 [Speaker 1]
Not one?

00:47:21 [Speaker 2]
No.

00:47:24 [Speaker 1]
Well, Carter, maybe I'll, get you to push a button then.
00:47:29 [Speaker 1]
We'll see.
00:47:30 [Speaker 1]
Let's set something up, though.
00:47:32 [Speaker 1]
That'd be fun.

00:47:33 [Speaker 2]
I do wanna push one button.

00:47:34 [Speaker 1]
Which one?

00:47:35 [Speaker 2]
Maybe the volume down on your mic.
00:47:37 [Speaker 2]
Oh, Burn.
00:47:43 [Speaker 2]
Sick burn, bro.

00:47:44 [Speaker 1]
What?
00:47:45 [Speaker 1]
What is

00:47:46 [Speaker 2]
it's you.

00:47:48 [Speaker 1]
Okay.
00:47:48 [Speaker 1]
I'll be over here in the corner

00:47:50 [Speaker 2]
if you happen.
00:47:50 [Speaker 2]
I'll just

00:47:51 [Speaker 1]
yell from a from the side.
00:47:52 [Speaker 1]
Can you hear me?
00:47:54 [Speaker 1]
Yep.

00:47:54 [Speaker 2]
So I can hear you.

00:47:55 [Speaker 1]
That's what I'm saying.

00:47:59 [Speaker 2]
I found something for you.

00:48:02 [Speaker 1]
What's that?

00:48:02 [Speaker 2]
You need to relax.
00:48:05 [Speaker 2]
This is a a site.

00:48:06 [Speaker 1]
Why do

00:48:06 [Speaker 2]
I need to relax?

00:48:08 [Speaker 1]
You need to relax.
00:48:10 [Speaker 1]
Okay.

00:48:12 [Speaker 2]
It's a site called pearly.com.

00:48:15 [Speaker 1]
Okay.

00:48:16 [Speaker 2]
It is it only does one thing, and it plays the sound of cats purring.

00:48:20 [Speaker 1]
Hold on.
00:48:21 [Speaker 1]
P u r I'm gonna assume purryes.

00:48:24 [Speaker 2]
Li.i.com?
00:48:27 [Speaker 2]
Yep.
00:48:28 [Speaker 2]
You can dial it in to change the sound.
00:48:30 [Speaker 2]
You can add meows.
00:48:31 [Speaker 2]
Hold on.

00:48:32 [Speaker 2]
You can adjust the purrs per

00:48:34 [Speaker 1]
minute.
00:48:34 [Speaker 1]
Hold on.
00:48:35 [Speaker 1]
Listen to that.
00:48:36 [Speaker 1]
Yeah.
00:48:38 [Speaker 1]
Okay.

00:48:39 [Speaker 1]
Alright.
00:48:39 [Speaker 1]
This actually isn't bad.

00:48:41 [Speaker 2]
It's pretty good white noise,

00:48:42 [Speaker 1]
isn't it?
00:48:43 [Speaker 1]
Best part of having a cat.
00:48:45 [Speaker 1]
And their their tagline is the Internet has a cat.
00:48:49 [Speaker 1]
The Internet is made of cats,

00:48:50 [Speaker 2]
by the way.
00:48:51 [Speaker 2]
Yeah.

00:48:52 [Speaker 1]
Okay.
00:48:52 [Speaker 1]
Hold on.
00:48:52 [Speaker 1]
So you can you can turn it up from purring to meowing.
00:48:56 [Speaker 1]
Oh, look.
00:48:57 [Speaker 1]
And you can get, like

00:48:58 [Speaker 2]
Oh, there's all kinds of you can tune it in however you want.
00:49:01 [Speaker 2]
Yeah.

00:49:01 [Speaker 1]
Let's get them

00:49:02 [Speaker 2]
You can get a happy cat or a sleepy cat.

00:49:04 [Speaker 1]
Right.
00:49:05 [Speaker 1]
Let's make the cat a little happier.
00:49:09 [Speaker 1]
Oh.

00:49:09 [Speaker 2]
It's kinda nice.
00:49:10 [Speaker 2]
Like, I kinda wanna fall asleep to that, don't you?

00:49:14 [Speaker 1]
It's just pretty I'm kinda just playing with stuff.
00:49:17 [Speaker 1]
Let's make it a little further away.
00:49:20 [Speaker 1]
Oh.
00:49:21 [Speaker 1]
I added in I added in meows every couple of every every, I got, like, around three meows per minute.
00:49:28 [Speaker 1]
I can I can increase that around four meow yeah?

00:49:31 [Speaker 1]
100%.
00:49:32 [Speaker 1]
Four meows per minute.

00:49:33 [Speaker 2]
Okay.
00:49:35 [Speaker 2]
Go try the relaxed.

00:49:37 [Speaker 1]
Because

00:49:38 [Speaker 2]
you can do a Well, I've

00:49:39 [Speaker 1]
got okay.
00:49:39 [Speaker 1]
I'll pull down.
00:49:40 [Speaker 1]
I'll go to relaxed.
00:49:42 [Speaker 1]
Oh, got a lot more slow.

00:49:45 [Speaker 2]
Yeah.
00:49:45 [Speaker 2]
That's kinda nice, isn't it?

00:49:48 [Speaker 1]
Yeah.
00:49:48 [Speaker 1]
Should I bring it closer?
00:49:50 [Speaker 1]
Woah.
00:49:51 [Speaker 1]
That's too close.
00:49:51 [Speaker 1]
It gets real bassy.

00:49:53 [Speaker 2]
Yeah.
00:49:56 [Speaker 2]
Oh.
00:49:58 [Speaker 2]
I don't know.
00:49:59 [Speaker 2]
I just like the purring.
00:50:00 [Speaker 2]
I can do without the meows.

00:50:01 [Speaker 2]
I like the

00:50:02 [Speaker 1]
You wanna take the I'll take the meows out.
00:50:04 [Speaker 1]
There's 0% meows.
00:50:06 [Speaker 1]
Now it's 100% pure purring.
00:50:11 [Speaker 1]
Let's go with the steady.

00:50:12 [Speaker 2]
Actually really soothing, isn't it?

00:50:15 [Speaker 1]
Yeah.
00:50:15 [Speaker 1]
A sleepy, steady

00:50:17 [Speaker 2]
Yeah.
00:50:17 [Speaker 2]
Do that one.
00:50:18 [Speaker 2]
That one's gonna make me fall asleep.

00:50:20 [Speaker 1]
Yeah.
00:50:22 [Speaker 1]
That's weird.
00:50:24 [Speaker 1]
It sounds like I snore like this.

00:50:26 [Speaker 2]
You can't no.
00:50:29 [Speaker 2]
No.
00:50:30 [Speaker 2]
No.
00:50:30 [Speaker 2]
You don't.

00:50:31 [Speaker 1]
You don't think so?

00:50:33 [Speaker 2]
No.
00:50:33 [Speaker 2]
Nope.
00:50:34 [Speaker 2]
It's cute that you think that, but you don't.

00:50:37 [Speaker 1]
I feel like I I want the meows.
00:50:39 [Speaker 1]
Like, I know you're

00:50:39 [Speaker 2]
You do?

00:50:40 [Speaker 1]
Yeah, I know you're just feeling the white noise thing, but I kinda like the meows every once in a while.

00:50:47 [Speaker 2]
I, like, I just like listening to it.
00:50:49 [Speaker 2]
It is very soothing.

00:50:51 [Speaker 1]
So if you go sleepy, you can get, 20, purrs per minute.
00:50:57 [Speaker 1]
So they're very slow.

00:50:58 [Speaker 2]
Okay.

00:50:59 [Speaker 1]
If you go happy, you get a 100 purrs per minute.
00:51:01 [Speaker 1]
Woah.
00:51:02 [Speaker 1]
So that's that's pretty that's pretty fast.
00:51:04 [Speaker 1]
Yeah.
00:51:05 [Speaker 1]
Hello.

00:51:08 [Speaker 1]
Yeah.

00:51:09 [Speaker 2]
There is some testimonials on this website.
00:51:12 [Speaker 2]
Uh-huh.
00:51:12 [Speaker 2]
A lot of people have used it to counter panic attacks.

00:51:15 [Speaker 1]
That's interesting.

00:51:16 [Speaker 2]
Even tuning it on for five minutes makes the tension spiral out of her shoulders.
00:51:21 [Speaker 2]
I feel relaxed.
00:51:23 [Speaker 2]
Nice.
00:51:24 [Speaker 2]
She's chill.
00:51:24 [Speaker 2]
Alright.

00:51:25 [Speaker 2]
If you

00:51:25 [Speaker 1]
wanna check that out for yourself, purrli,.com.
00:51:31 [Speaker 1]
Yeah.
00:51:31 [Speaker 1]
There you go.
00:51:32 [Speaker 1]
They do recommend headphones, which is what we're wearing, so we got to hear it nice and up close.
00:51:37 [Speaker 1]
But if you're just hearing it over the over the radio or whatever, in your car, it might not sound as good as with with headphones on.

00:51:45 [Speaker 1]
So check out the website with some headphones on.
00:51:48 [Speaker 1]
It's pretty good.

00:51:49 [Speaker 2]
I'm gonna listen to that the next time I go to get a massage, and then they're gonna be like, look at how relaxed you are.
00:51:55 [Speaker 2]
And I'll be like, you don't even know

00:51:56 [Speaker 1]
That's what they're gonna say.

00:51:58 [Speaker 2]
How relaxed I am.

00:52:00 [Speaker 1]
I wonder if I if if we play that for, our dog, for Luna the wonder Jack Russell.

00:52:06 [Speaker 2]
She's so nuts.

00:52:07 [Speaker 1]
You think?
00:52:07 [Speaker 1]
Or will she be like, oh, that's soothing?

00:52:11 [Speaker 2]
She'll do a head talk to the side

00:52:13 [Speaker 1]
With the miyaus.
00:52:14 [Speaker 1]
But what about with the purr?
00:52:16 [Speaker 1]
Like, if I put that on the on the home system

00:52:19 [Speaker 2]
I don't know.

00:52:20 [Speaker 1]
I'm curious.
00:52:20 [Speaker 1]
I'm gonna put it on the big speaker system and see what

00:52:23 [Speaker 2]
she does.
00:52:24 [Speaker 2]
She came from a traumatic cat experience.
00:52:26 [Speaker 2]
We had to sign

00:52:27 [Speaker 1]
that she came from a I think she's I think the cat was having a traumatic Luna experience is what I'm saying.

00:52:37 [Speaker 2]
That's fair.

00:52:37 [Speaker 1]
Yeah.

00:52:37 [Speaker 2]
That's more fair.

00:52:39 [Speaker 1]
Yeah.
00:52:39 [Speaker 1]
So, that's what I'm saying.
00:52:41 [Speaker 1]
Maybe maybe if she can't get at the cat, but she can hear it, maybe she'd be like, hey.

00:52:46 [Speaker 2]
That's cool.
00:52:47 [Speaker 2]
These cats are chill.

00:52:48 [Speaker 1]
Maybe I should chill out a little bit.
00:52:49 [Speaker 1]
Listen to how soothing that is.

00:52:51 [Speaker 2]
Maybe it will chill her out.
00:52:52 [Speaker 2]
Maybe.
00:52:53 [Speaker 2]
Let's give it a go.

00:52:54 [Speaker 1]
I doubt it, but let's try.

00:52:58 [Speaker 2]
We went out to breakfast the other day, and it's easy to pick well, it's not always easy, but you you narrow down your top three choices at a restaurant whenever you go out to eat.

00:53:09 [Speaker 1]
I narrowed it down to two.
00:53:10 [Speaker 1]
I didn't have three.

00:53:11 [Speaker 2]
Okay.
00:53:12 [Speaker 2]
Well, two or three.

00:53:13 [Speaker 1]
Whatever.
00:53:14 [Speaker 1]
I'm just I just want you to know that, like, you're giving yourself too many choices within a menu of too many choices.

00:53:21 [Speaker 2]
Correct.
00:53:22 [Speaker 2]
But that's how I decide.
00:53:24 [Speaker 2]
Now it's easy to pick what you do want.
00:53:26 [Speaker 2]
It's also easy to pick what you do not want.

00:53:30 [Speaker 1]
100.

00:53:30 [Speaker 2]
So as we were waiting for our friends to arrive, I asked you, I know what you're gonna get, but what do you not you look at this menu, and what's the first thing that immediately gets thrown out?

00:53:41 [Speaker 1]
Steak and eggs.

00:53:43 [Speaker 2]
Yeah.
00:53:43 [Speaker 2]
Same.

00:53:44 [Speaker 1]
No.
00:53:45 [Speaker 1]
Thank you.
00:53:45 [Speaker 1]
Ew.
00:53:46 [Speaker 1]
And there are people that go, oh, what?
00:53:47 [Speaker 1]
What?

00:53:48 [Speaker 1]
What?
00:53:49 [Speaker 1]
A steak?
00:53:50 [Speaker 1]
You said no to a steak?
00:53:52 [Speaker 1]
The last thing I want first thing in the morning is a bloody boning chunk of meat on a plate.
00:54:00 [Speaker 1]
Yuck.

00:54:01 [Speaker 1]
No.
00:54:02 [Speaker 1]
Thank you.

00:54:02 [Speaker 2]
Second thing on the list was chicken fried steak and eggs.

00:54:06 [Speaker 1]
Yeah.
00:54:07 [Speaker 1]
No.
00:54:07 [Speaker 1]
Thanks.
00:54:09 [Speaker 1]
I wouldn't order that for a dinner either because I'm not seven.
00:54:14 [Speaker 1]
That's

00:54:14 [Speaker 2]
I'm just talking about your mom.

00:54:16 [Speaker 1]
I know.
00:54:16 [Speaker 1]
I know.
00:54:17 [Speaker 1]
I know.
00:54:17 [Speaker 1]
That was because of your mom.
00:54:19 [Speaker 1]
Your mom will order chicken fried steak She likes chicken fried steak.

00:54:23 [Speaker 1]
I know.

00:54:24 [Speaker 2]
Everywhere we go.

00:54:25 [Speaker 1]
She also orders the fish sandwich.
00:54:27 [Speaker 1]
So

00:54:28 [Speaker 2]
Do you know what's interesting?
00:54:30 [Speaker 2]
I was just thinking about this.
00:54:31 [Speaker 2]
We took a trip with my mom last summer, and we went out to eat.
00:54:36 [Speaker 2]
And she had a chicken fried steak Yeah.
00:54:39 [Speaker 2]
For dinner.

00:54:40 [Speaker 2]
And she didn't eat the whole thing, and she took it to go.
00:54:44 [Speaker 2]
And then we kinda squished together.
00:54:46 [Speaker 2]
We were in Beck's car, and we kinda squished together in the back seat, and her chicken fried steak fell out of the Styrofoam container.

00:54:57 [Speaker 1]
Yeah.
00:54:58 [Speaker 1]
Gravy side up or down?

00:55:00 [Speaker 2]
The gravy was in, like, a little packet or something.
00:55:02 [Speaker 2]
I don't remember.
00:55:04 [Speaker 2]
But all I can picture is just, like

00:55:08 [Speaker 1]
Slab of bread.

00:55:09 [Speaker 2]
Breaded chicken fried steak, and just on the half in the Styrofoam, half on the ground.
00:55:15 [Speaker 2]
Mhmm.
00:55:16 [Speaker 2]
And her going, don't step on it.

00:55:21 [Speaker 1]
It's still good.
00:55:22 [Speaker 1]
Five second rule.
00:55:25 [Speaker 1]
I I bought it.

00:55:27 [Speaker 2]
I'm sorry.
00:55:27 [Speaker 2]
That was a that was a memory that just came to my mind when talking about chicken fried steak.

00:55:32 [Speaker 1]
Yeah.
00:55:32 [Speaker 1]
Chicken

00:55:32 [Speaker 2]
fried steak.
00:55:33 [Speaker 2]
Chicken fried steak.

00:55:35 [Speaker 1]
Eye rolls.

00:55:36 [Speaker 2]
Who doesn't love the chicken fried steak?

00:55:38 [Speaker 1]
Me.
00:55:39 [Speaker 1]
That's who.
00:55:41 [Speaker 1]
That one, I'm not gonna order.
00:55:43 [Speaker 1]
I'm not huge on omelettes.

00:55:46 [Speaker 2]
I like omelettes, but I don't like runny eggs.
00:55:49 [Speaker 2]
And so the typically at restaurants, the omelettes are underdone in my opinion.

00:55:55 [Speaker 1]
That's interesting to me because I don't think I've ever had a wet egg omelet.

00:56:00 [Speaker 2]
Yeah.
00:56:01 [Speaker 2]
Every time I have an omelet.

00:56:03 [Speaker 1]
I think you might be confusing the melted cheese for egg wet.

00:56:07 [Speaker 2]
It's possible.
00:56:08 [Speaker 2]
It just looks wet, and I don't like it.
00:56:11 [Speaker 2]
And then I get grossed out, and I go, I this is not cooked all the way.

00:56:14 [Speaker 1]
I have that where things look wet, and I don't like it.

00:56:18 [Speaker 2]
It's just people.

00:56:19 [Speaker 1]
Yeah.
00:56:19 [Speaker 1]
I know.
00:56:20 [Speaker 1]
If you're not in a pool, go dry off.
00:56:22 [Speaker 1]
Quit looking wet.
00:56:27 [Speaker 1]
It's the middle of the day.

00:56:28 [Speaker 1]
Did you just get out of the shower?
00:56:30 [Speaker 1]
No.
00:56:30 [Speaker 1]
Why do you look wet?
00:56:33 [Speaker 1]
Dry off.

00:56:37 [Speaker 2]
Okay.
00:56:37 [Speaker 2]
I thought the whole reason I bring this up is because I just saw this question that said, if you could get rid of one ice cream flavor, what ice cream flavor would you get rid of?
00:56:51 [Speaker 2]
Black licorice.

00:56:54 [Speaker 1]
That's not even a regular flavor.

00:56:56 [Speaker 2]
Well, then that's the only one I can think of because I like all ice cream flavors.

00:57:00 [Speaker 1]
I would get rid of

00:57:02 [Speaker 2]
Don't even say it.

00:57:06 [Speaker 1]
Pralines and cream.

00:57:07 [Speaker 2]
You're gonna say that.

00:57:09 [Speaker 1]
Pralines and cream.
00:57:10 [Speaker 1]
That has nuts in it.
00:57:13 [Speaker 1]
What?
00:57:14 [Speaker 1]
Later, dude.

00:57:16 [Speaker 2]
Coconut almond fudge?

00:57:18 [Speaker 1]
See you.

00:57:19 [Speaker 2]
Oh, I can't even believe you.

00:57:20 [Speaker 1]
Much turf.
00:57:23 [Speaker 1]
There's I don't need all that roughage.
00:57:25 [Speaker 1]
I don't.
00:57:26 [Speaker 1]
I don't wanna chew my way through a delicious treat like that.

00:57:30 [Speaker 2]
Cheer, bud.

00:57:31 [Speaker 1]
No.
00:57:32 [Speaker 1]
Too much.
00:57:33 [Speaker 1]
It's delicious.
00:57:33 [Speaker 1]
Doing too much.

00:57:35 [Speaker 2]
Not enough in my opinion.
00:57:37 [Speaker 2]
Praty

00:57:38 [Speaker 1]
cream.
00:57:38 [Speaker 1]
Cream.
00:57:38 [Speaker 1]
That's the driest tasting ice cream you've ever had.

00:57:41 [Speaker 2]
Cratyons and cream?
00:57:42 [Speaker 2]
Yeah.
00:57:42 [Speaker 2]
It's so good.

00:57:43 [Speaker 1]
It's dry.

00:57:44 [Speaker 2]
It is not.

00:57:45 [Speaker 1]
Yeah.
00:57:46 [Speaker 1]
Those those cookies, those little sandy cookies that you like Oh, yeah.
00:57:50 [Speaker 1]
Too dry.

00:57:51 [Speaker 2]
Those are so good.

00:57:52 [Speaker 1]
Yeah.
00:57:52 [Speaker 1]
If you like having a dry mouth, the ice cream has the same effect.
00:57:56 [Speaker 1]
Dry mouth.
00:57:57 [Speaker 1]
What?

00:57:58 [Speaker 2]
That's how I feel about Oreos, really.
00:58:00 [Speaker 2]
And you like Oreos?

00:58:03 [Speaker 1]
What?
00:58:04 [Speaker 1]
What?
00:58:05 [Speaker 1]
Cookies and cream ice cream is Boring.
00:58:09 [Speaker 1]
Very smooth.

00:58:11 [Speaker 2]
Basic.
00:58:13 [Speaker 2]
Wow.
00:58:15 [Speaker 2]
Hot take.

00:58:18 [Speaker 1]
Yeah.
00:58:18 [Speaker 1]
Any anything with, with with that much stuff in it has gotta go.

00:58:25 [Speaker 2]
Too much stuff?
00:58:26 [Speaker 2]
Yeah.
00:58:26 [Speaker 2]
What are you talking about?

00:58:27 [Speaker 1]
All the ice cream.
00:58:28 [Speaker 1]
If you've got too much stuff in it, I don't like all the stuff in it.
00:58:33 [Speaker 1]
When we go get frozen yogurt, I'm pretty simple.
00:58:36 [Speaker 1]
I do like some stuff.
00:58:37 [Speaker 1]
I like the graham cracker crumbles.

00:58:39 [Speaker 2]
Yes.

00:58:39 [Speaker 1]
I like caramel sauce.
00:58:41 [Speaker 1]
Yes.
00:58:41 [Speaker 1]
Sometimes chopped up little small peanuts.

00:58:44 [Speaker 2]
Oh.

00:58:44 [Speaker 1]
It's that's it.
00:58:45 [Speaker 1]
It's easy.
00:58:48 [Speaker 1]
I don't like all that stuff

00:58:49 [Speaker 2]
in it.
00:58:49 [Speaker 2]
I like that.

00:58:50 [Speaker 1]
You go throwing in berries, and you're throwing in coconut, and you're throwing in

00:58:53 [Speaker 2]
Toasted coconut.
00:58:55 [Speaker 2]
Because you have to have toasted coconut.
00:58:57 [Speaker 2]
Oh, toasted coconut.

00:58:58 [Speaker 1]
Right.
00:58:59 [Speaker 1]
It's too much texture.
00:59:00 [Speaker 1]
You're doing too much.

00:59:01 [Speaker 2]
I like texture.

00:59:02 [Speaker 1]
I guess so.

00:59:03 [Speaker 2]
I like a crunch.

00:59:05 [Speaker 1]
I like a crunch too.
00:59:07 [Speaker 1]
That's why throw on some crushed up peanuts.

00:59:11 [Speaker 2]
Have some crunch on your chicken fried steak.

00:59:13 [Speaker 1]
Ugh.
00:59:14 [Speaker 1]
Just don't step on it.
00:59:18 [Speaker 1]
Is it time for would you rather this or that?

00:59:20 [Speaker 2]
Oh, I think it's time.

00:59:21 [Speaker 1]
Alright.
00:59:22 [Speaker 1]
Well, then answer the question.
00:59:23 [Speaker 1]
Would you rather this or that?

00:59:25 [Speaker 2]
Would you rather swim in the ocean at night or hike a mountain at sunrise?

00:59:30 [Speaker 1]
Sunrise Mountain Hike.
00:59:33 [Speaker 1]
Sunrise Mountain Hike.

00:59:34 [Speaker 2]
K.
00:59:35 [Speaker 2]
I'm going with that choice too just because swimming in the ocean at night is terrifying.

00:59:40 [Speaker 1]
Swimming in the ocean is terrifying.

00:59:42 [Speaker 2]
Yeah.
00:59:42 [Speaker 2]
But at night?

00:59:43 [Speaker 1]
Yeah.
00:59:44 [Speaker 1]
But also, any time.

00:59:47 [Speaker 2]
Yeah.
00:59:47 [Speaker 2]
True.
00:59:47 [Speaker 2]
But especially at night.

00:59:50 [Speaker 1]
And maybe I'm a wimp because we live in a landlocked state, and so I've only had a few encounters with the ocean.
00:59:58 [Speaker 1]
I went surfing when I was in Costa Rica

01:00:00 [Speaker 2]
Yeah.

01:00:01 [Speaker 1]
And fell in off my board and lost my glasses in the ocean.
01:00:06 [Speaker 1]
So that was not a cool time.
01:00:09 [Speaker 1]
But I did get to look cool wearing prescription sunglasses the whole rest of the trip.

01:00:12 [Speaker 2]
That's kinda like swimming at night because you were blind.
01:00:15 [Speaker 2]
Kinda.

01:00:15 [Speaker 1]
Yeah.

01:00:16 [Speaker 2]
You don't know what's coming toward you.

01:00:17 [Speaker 1]
Scary, and you've seen my swimming capabilities or as I call them, sinking capabilities.

01:00:21 [Speaker 2]
You are a sinker.

01:00:22 [Speaker 1]
It's weird.
01:00:23 [Speaker 1]
I can swim.
01:00:23 [Speaker 1]
I just have trouble floating.
01:00:25 [Speaker 1]
That's fine.
01:00:25 [Speaker 1]
That's why they give us life jackets.

01:00:28 [Speaker 1]
I can swim.
01:00:28 [Speaker 1]
I can propel myself.
01:00:29 [Speaker 1]
I can dive.
01:00:30 [Speaker 1]
I don't I'm not afraid of the water.

01:00:32 [Speaker 2]
Did you have a life jacket on when you were

01:00:33 [Speaker 1]
No.

01:00:34 [Speaker 2]
Oh, Josh.

01:00:36 [Speaker 1]
Why would you wear you're surfing.

01:00:40 [Speaker 2]
Yeah.
01:00:40 [Speaker 2]
Yeah.

01:00:40 [Speaker 1]
And?
01:00:41 [Speaker 1]
It was sketchy.

01:00:42 [Speaker 2]
Yeah.
01:00:42 [Speaker 2]
That is sketchy.

01:00:43 [Speaker 1]
Yeah.
01:00:43 [Speaker 1]
It was.
01:00:44 [Speaker 1]
And, and it was awesome.
01:00:46 [Speaker 1]
But I lost glasses in the Pacific Ocean.
01:00:49 [Speaker 1]
Sad times.

01:00:50 [Speaker 2]
I bet they're still there.

01:00:51 [Speaker 1]
Yeah.
01:00:53 [Speaker 1]
My mom always made a joke that the incredible mister Lippitt was swinging around swimming around the ocean wearing them.
01:00:59 [Speaker 1]
It was a Don Knotts character.

01:01:01 [Speaker 2]
Yeah.
01:01:01 [Speaker 2]
I know.

01:01:03 [Speaker 1]
In case you didn't know, it's a talking fish.

01:01:06 [Speaker 2]
With glasses.

01:01:08 [Speaker 1]
Correct.

01:01:08 [Speaker 2]
I get it.

01:01:09 [Speaker 1]
I get it.

01:01:11 [Speaker 2]
I might a hike a mountain at sunrise.

01:01:13 [Speaker 1]
Yeah.
01:01:13 [Speaker 1]
Wait.
01:01:14 [Speaker 1]
Here's the deal.
01:01:15 [Speaker 1]
You gotta hike up before sunrise so that you can be at the peak when sunrise happens.
01:01:19 [Speaker 1]
So you're hiking up in the dark.

01:01:20 [Speaker 1]
Yeah.
01:01:21 [Speaker 1]
But you got lamps and stuff.

01:01:22 [Speaker 2]
So you Lamps.

01:01:23 [Speaker 1]
Yeah.
01:01:24 [Speaker 1]
Headlamps.
01:01:25 [Speaker 1]
Headlamps.
01:01:26 [Speaker 1]
Porches, flashlight.
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What do you like?

01:01:28 [Speaker 1]
Headlamp.

01:01:30 [Speaker 2]
Lamp.

01:01:30 [Speaker 1]
A lamp.
01:01:31 [Speaker 1]
A lantern.
01:01:33 [Speaker 1]
You know?

01:01:35 [Speaker 2]
Or a flashlight?

01:01:37 [Speaker 1]
Headlamp.
01:01:38 [Speaker 1]
So you have your hands free.

01:01:40 [Speaker 2]
A head lamp is good.

01:01:41 [Speaker 1]
I don't

01:01:41 [Speaker 2]
know why you said a lantern.

01:01:43 [Speaker 1]
I said lamps.
01:01:46 [Speaker 1]
Wear a lamp on your head.
01:01:49 [Speaker 1]
You know?
01:01:50 [Speaker 1]
Get to the top of the mountain at sunrise.
01:01:52 [Speaker 1]
And what's cool is that as your as your sun is coming up, the whole trail's gonna be illuminated.

01:01:58 [Speaker 1]
Eventually, you're not gonna need that lamp.
01:02:00 [Speaker 1]
Fair.

01:02:02 [Speaker 2]
I'd like to do that.
01:02:03 [Speaker 2]
Let's go and come out and at sunrise.

01:02:05 [Speaker 1]
I would like to do that as well.

01:02:07 [Speaker 2]
Let's go do it.

01:02:08 [Speaker 1]
But you gotta plan out when you're gonna leave so you can be there by sunrise.

01:02:13 [Speaker 2]
Correct.

01:02:13 [Speaker 1]
That's the hard part.

01:02:14 [Speaker 2]
Yeah.

01:02:14 [Speaker 1]
And sunrise is pretty early.

01:02:16 [Speaker 2]
And then you gotta get hit that summit at the right time.

01:02:20 [Speaker 1]
Right.
01:02:21 [Speaker 1]
Early so that you can be there before it happens.

01:02:24 [Speaker 2]
Right.

01:02:27 [Speaker 1]
Right.
01:02:27 [Speaker 1]
So I'm choosing that.

01:02:28 [Speaker 2]
Okay.
01:02:28 [Speaker 2]
Me too.

01:02:30 [Speaker 1]
Would you rather this or that?
01:02:33 [Speaker 1]
Oh, Chantel.
01:02:34 [Speaker 1]
Oh, Joshua.
01:02:35 [Speaker 1]
Your, your your best boy, Bill Belichick.
01:02:39 [Speaker 1]
No.

01:02:40 [Speaker 1]
And also Deion Sanders, coach prime.
01:02:43 [Speaker 1]
These two are missing in action from the college football twenty six video game.

01:02:49 [Speaker 2]
Why?

01:02:50 [Speaker 1]
I don't know.
01:02:52 [Speaker 1]
The game comes out on Thursday, but there's been some early access available as of yesterday for players who brought the who bought the deluxe edition on Xbox or PlayStation, and, they're both not in the game.

01:03:05 [Speaker 2]
I'll tell you why.

01:03:06 [Speaker 1]
Why?

01:03:09 [Speaker 2]
You don't wanna hear it.

01:03:10 [Speaker 1]
Okay.
01:03:11 [Speaker 1]
Well, the roles of, Deion Sanders and Bill Belichick have been filled by, the role of Deion Sanders has been filled by someone called Kirkpatrick.
01:03:21 [Speaker 1]
Woah.
01:03:21 [Speaker 1]
And Bill Belichick's, role has been filled by someone called Hector Luna.

01:03:27 [Speaker 2]
Woah.
01:03:28 [Speaker 2]
Mhmm.
01:03:28 [Speaker 2]
What's going on?

01:03:29 [Speaker 1]
I don't know.

01:03:30 [Speaker 2]
I'll tell you what's going on.

01:03:32 [Speaker 1]
What's going on?

01:03:36 [Speaker 2]
Well, maybe, just maybe.
01:03:38 [Speaker 2]
I don't I can't speak for Deion Sanders.
01:03:41 [Speaker 2]
I don't know much about him.
01:03:43 [Speaker 2]
But Bill Belichick was kinda probably not the best coach.
01:03:46 [Speaker 2]
Okay.

01:03:46 [Speaker 2]
The only reason Bill Belichick was a good coach is because he had Tom Brady on his team and also because he cheated.

01:03:52 [Speaker 1]
Alright.
01:03:52 [Speaker 1]
Cool.
01:03:52 [Speaker 1]
So what's that gotta do with college football where he's coaching now?
01:03:57 [Speaker 1]
And also coach prime in college football where he's coaching now?

01:04:00 [Speaker 2]
I don't know who coach prime

01:04:02 [Speaker 1]
is.
01:04:02 [Speaker 1]
Deion Sanders.

01:04:03 [Speaker 2]
Why do they call him coach prime?

01:04:05 [Speaker 1]
Prime time.

01:04:05 [Speaker 2]
Why don't they call him coach Sanders?

01:04:07 [Speaker 1]
Prime time.
01:04:08 [Speaker 1]
Because prime time.
01:04:10 [Speaker 1]
Listen.
01:04:11 [Speaker 1]
Alright.
01:04:11 [Speaker 1]
Here's here's what's really going on.

01:04:13 [Speaker 1]
There are several big time college coaches that signed on to be featured in the game, but, Sanders and Belichick did not give permission to the developers to use their likenesses.

01:04:26 [Speaker 2]
Nobody wanted you in there anyway.
01:04:28 [Speaker 2]
So That's what I say.

01:04:29 [Speaker 1]
What's really going on.
01:04:31 [Speaker 1]
They're but they're not in the game.
01:04:32 [Speaker 1]
Oh.
01:04:33 [Speaker 1]
So if you were excited to be able to because they have this real coach feature where you get to be the coach and sign the the team and make your make your college dream team.

01:04:44 [Speaker 2]
Uh-huh.

01:04:45 [Speaker 1]
You could have played as, Deion Sanders or Bill Belichick,

01:04:51 [Speaker 2]
but they're not

01:04:51 [Speaker 1]
in the game.
01:04:52 [Speaker 1]
So you can't be Bill Belichick in the game making a team.

01:04:56 [Speaker 2]
No one wants to anyway.

01:04:58 [Speaker 1]
And cutting sleeves off of everything.

01:05:00 [Speaker 2]
And pulling flags out of his sock because he's cool.
01:05:05 [Speaker 2]
Remember when he did that?
01:05:06 [Speaker 2]
It's where he

01:05:07 [Speaker 1]
keeps it.

01:05:07 [Speaker 2]
That's dumb.
01:05:08 [Speaker 2]
Bill Belichick, no way.

01:05:13 [Speaker 1]
I love it when you have a such a strong opinion about, something as silly as football.
01:05:20 [Speaker 1]
Listen to you.
01:05:21 [Speaker 1]
Oh, Bill Belichick.
01:05:25 [Speaker 1]
It's so funny.

01:05:27 [Speaker 2]
I don't think he was that great of a coach.

01:05:29 [Speaker 1]
And here we go.

01:05:31 [Speaker 2]
You said it.
01:05:32 [Speaker 2]
You heard it here first.
01:05:33 [Speaker 2]
Yeah.
01:05:36 [Speaker 2]
Bill Belichick.
01:05:37 [Speaker 2]
No one wants you in that college football game anyway.

01:05:40 [Speaker 2]
Just Alright.
01:05:41 [Speaker 2]
Entire.

01:05:42 [Speaker 1]
K.
01:05:43 [Speaker 1]
K.
01:05:43 [Speaker 1]
Super duper.
01:05:44 [Speaker 1]
That's gonna wrap up the show.
01:05:46 [Speaker 1]
Hope you have a great rest of your day.

01:05:48 [Speaker 1]
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01:05:49 [Speaker 1]
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01:05:56 [Speaker 2]
We'll be here.

01:05:57 [Speaker 1]
Alright.
01:05:57 [Speaker 1]
Alright.
01:05:58 [Speaker 1]
Alright.

01:05:59 [Speaker 2]
See you then.
01:05:59 [Speaker 2]
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