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Speaker 1:Now here's today's program.
Speaker 2:The dumb. Dumb. Dumb.
Speaker 3:And then I make her my girlfriend. And I've got, like, 2 solid months of sex. By the time college rolls around, I'll be like the iron chef of pounding.
Speaker 4:K. Can you just get out
Speaker 1:of here and we'll we'll talk about this later?
Speaker 5:Evan Wardell two points. Fucking calm down, Greg. It's soccer. It's soccer.
Speaker 1:Yeah. I guess we have kind of a yay boo on our hands because we have the we didn't get the World Cup final, so that's pretty great.
Speaker 6:But The boo, there's still gonna be a bunch soccer players.
Speaker 1:Got, like, 9 games. Yeah. Right. Alright. Alright.
Speaker 1:Alright.
Speaker 6:Yeah. I know it's been here once before. I think that was the year that Alexi Lawless was on the team, scored a big goal, and they had denim jerseys. But I don't know that man, the way that this place is now, DFW being a hub, it's gonna be insane, Dan. By the way, when I bring up, denim jersey, it makes me think because I'll forget this if I don't bring it up now.
Speaker 6:Cuban has got to stop wearing those Mavs football jerseys.
Speaker 1:Why? I
Speaker 6:hate them. It's marketing. I hate those so do why don't how's it?
Speaker 1:Marketing because I wanna dress like Mark Cuban. No matter what he's wearing, I'm putting it on.
Speaker 6:It's the dorkiest look in the world. It's a football jersey, but it says Mavs.
Speaker 1:I think we had a suggestion. Somebody, and I think Raymond might have done this over at e6 sportswear. They're they're putting together some dumb zone ranger jerseys and dumb zone Mavs jersey, like, in their fonts. Okay. Ty is working on that.
Speaker 1:In fact, Raymond emailed us that, we have new shirts added to the e6 sportswear.com site that are available now. 2 new shirts, and then I don't even know what they are. So this is a good promotion, but he but I do know a bunch of new shirts that are the pizza related shirts with the pizza font. Your Pizza Hut and your
Speaker 6:Those are fantastic. Your Papa John's
Speaker 1:Yeah. Your Little Caesar's
Speaker 5:Thank you.
Speaker 6:You didn't want him to leave that one out?
Speaker 5:No. It's the king.
Speaker 6:Yeah. So there's a presale that, goes until 18th. In every order, you will qualify to win a big prize.
Speaker 1:I think he said also you get 2 free free items with every order. Yeah. How about that?
Speaker 6:How about that?
Speaker 7:Hot and fresh.
Speaker 6:Yeah. It's a pizza.
Speaker 1:There's Raymond always working on something.
Speaker 6:I mean, I like all these, but that dumb zone Pizza Hut thing is just
Speaker 1:that's perfect. It's a chef's kiss. It's perfect. So, yeah, we are broadcasting live to tape from High Top My Garage in the DFW area. So that's why we're talking about the the World Cup today.
Speaker 1:I spent all morning. So I haven't seen you in what seems like years. Mhmm. You were gone on Friday. Lots happened over the weekend.
Speaker 1:I had, you know, yesterday afternoon thinking I had a certain vision for what today's show would be. And then it totally changed because they had a big giant World Cup press conference, and it's hilarious. I have so much audio from it. We're not going to get to it until after our guests that you, also, Sunday afternoon, informed me that, hey. Also, we got these 2 guests have, have shown up.
Speaker 1:So that's great.
Speaker 6:Yeah. I'm excited. It's gonna be a big day.
Speaker 1:Pat Mahomes, trainer?
Speaker 6:Yeah. We've had, Bobby Stroup on before. He's he straight up moved to Kansas City so that he could be there whenever Patrick needed him. He's basically on call.
Speaker 5:I think Patrick moved him up to Kansas City.
Speaker 6:I think that's a probably a better way to put it. But, yeah, they had, he his brother worked there, Brandon, who will be on us also, on with us also. They used to run a gym. I think Brandon actually still does run it, but they sold, anyways, over in Fort Worth. And, I used to go there, like, 4 times a week for just, like, the skinny fat adult classes.
Speaker 6:But I wasn't aware when I signed up to go there that they were also training like Noah Cindergarten in the background. And then Patrick Mahomes. And it was like, oh, he's like, oh, yeah. We have a compound a combine course. Like, we do 4 weeks, and you would just see, like, elite 1st and second round picks, like, walking in there at the same time as me and some mom, but from a Fort Worth Christian with a Stanley Starbucks cup.
Speaker 6:Well, this makes no sense. And then, yeah, he's I think Bobby's been training Patrick since he was single digits, maybe. 89, something like that. I mean, they've known each other a long time because they their original spot was out in Tyler, which is where he's from.
Speaker 1:What was the doc I've seen him in the doc some documentary.
Speaker 6:There was the quarterback. I think it's all they called it. Right? Netflix?
Speaker 5:Yeah.
Speaker 1:The Netflix quarterback show. Yeah. Okay. Yeah.
Speaker 6:Cousins. Yeah.
Speaker 1:I think we never really got into that, did we? Because I I remember marking some audio and
Speaker 5:Y'all were busy.
Speaker 6:Yeah. We were a bit busy.
Speaker 1:Was it lawsuit time? Yeah. Oh.
Speaker 6:Yeah. I watched, a couple of episodes, and it it's it's good. I think as Blake said, it makes you hate the fact that you kinda like Kirk Cousins.
Speaker 5:Very likable guy.
Speaker 6:Yeah. They've you know, I think they have an interesting perspective on Patrick and his whole deal. So
Speaker 1:Speaking of lawsuit time, we were talking little business talk off the air. I think we're going to focus on we're taking a week off in March, but we don't wanna have a week off of, you know, content. So we're talking about trying to produce extra content throughout the weeks leading up to then. And I think a lot of people are and I know you don't wanna talk about it at all. You're like I really don't.
Speaker 1:You're a positive person and you look to the future.
Speaker 6:I try to. I have enough problems without.
Speaker 1:You don't wanna dig up things, of the past. But I do think a lot of people were anticipating, hey. Once this 6 month, fog lifts, you're going to the dog just took your napkin. Oh. Literally.
Speaker 1:Moron dog. He literally
Speaker 6:Here, boy. There's not even any food in this.
Speaker 4:I
Speaker 1:mean, he he likes to pick up stuff and just rip it apart.
Speaker 6:Asshole.
Speaker 1:Yeah. But he's pretty cool, buddy. What you
Speaker 7:got now?
Speaker 5:It was really funny to watch.
Speaker 3:Oh,
Speaker 1:that's He literally just slowly took the napkin and it was And
Speaker 5:I was
Speaker 1:taking your backpack. I've, relived that was a life imitating arch.
Speaker 6:Imitating life. Imitating life. And I don't have anything else. What do
Speaker 4:you want?
Speaker 1:The headphones now? Someone someone like you, Kip. Juan Gonzalez, Detroit.
Speaker 6:Maybe we weren't talking about it on the station earlier. I don't know.
Speaker 1:Well, we talked about this. As I said, we talked about this before the show, how we would handle we've dealt with every possible scenario except for that one. It's I thought there's no way that happens again.
Speaker 6:We didn't we yeah. Wow. That was awesome. So, yes, back to the week of the week of spring break.
Speaker 1:Oh, yeah. So we're gonna produce some content that is related, like, solely related to that. Put out some special shows. In fact, I think that's where our lawyer roundtable should be because it's gonna be tough getting all the lawyers up here. We might have to go to them.
Speaker 6:I would imagine that will be
Speaker 1:the case. We'll go record a show in Dallas, get all the lawyers in, the transcripts. We'll go through it. We'll we'll look over the lawsuits. We'll we'll talk about all the, contractual stuff back and forth.
Speaker 1:We're gonna we should open it up and and give some people what they want. They wanna know, and, I think we'll do that. And and even the lost episodes. The lost episodes. We need to address that somehow too because you know, whatever, man.
Speaker 1:Right? Whatever remember whatever Jake from last week?
Speaker 6:Yeah. And I'll still I'll still be whatever Jake and, you know, be edgy. But I just don't wanna I'm just I'm so overall that. I'm so I mean I know. It's all anybody has wanted to talk to me about for almost 9 months now.
Speaker 4:Mhmm.
Speaker 6:And it's just like, jeez, dude. I feel feel like I'm finally coming up for air right now. And then Dan calls me this morning. He's like, hey. I got a great idea.
Speaker 6:Let's do 8 hours on everything to the ticket. Like, I get it. I do get it. But yeah. That's spring break week for most people.
Speaker 6:So whatever that week is. Like, 13th, I think, of March.
Speaker 1:Yeah. The That's why
Speaker 6:I'm going out of town. The week of 11th. Okay. There you go.
Speaker 1:It turns out, yes, that is spring break week around here, and that might mean we're going to Have
Speaker 6:to get a sweat a sweater.
Speaker 1:Head to France No. To visit my daughter who's there, who went to Belgium on Saturday.
Speaker 6:Oh, yeah. And I
Speaker 1:thought that's, like, a big trip. No. She got she was back in her bed that night.
Speaker 6:Yeah. She did she fly or take the rail? I don't know. Because you can fly for I saw
Speaker 1:her on find my phone.
Speaker 6:It used to be when when I was over there, you could fly country to country for, like, $50. And, obviously, it's not that long of a flight, But you can also take the train, and the train's pretty sweet.
Speaker 1:So going to Belgium from Paris is like us going to Austin? Or is it even like
Speaker 6:I you know what? I'm not actually sure, but let's see.
Speaker 5:Are you checking her location a lot more now that she's not home? No change?
Speaker 1:Just if I wanna get in touch with her to see where, you know oh, she's at her apartment. So maybe we could talk, but she's generally not at her apartment. Seems like she's pretty busy.
Speaker 6:Austin sounds right.
Speaker 1:Home more than she
Speaker 6:is. Actually, wasn't sure where Belgium is, excuse me, where Brussels is within Belgium. But, yeah, it's a 3 hour it's a 3 hour drive. Okay. Man, I I cannot tell you how excited I am for Danseas Europe.
Speaker 6:I'm I'm the real fear
Speaker 4:I have
Speaker 6:The content we're gonna get out of that is going to be electric.
Speaker 1:The fear I have is the time change and my fragile body adjusting.
Speaker 6:That would that's gonna be real tough for you.
Speaker 1:I do think it will be because I'm you know, I got I got trouble with spring forward and fall back. Yeah. So if we're going 7 hours difference I
Speaker 6:mean, the the advice people always give you is do not do what you want to do, which is when you get where you're going, you wanna sleep. And it's probably gonna be middle of the day, maybe early morning. Probably not early morning. It's 6, whatever. Don't just go to sleep.
Speaker 6:Uh-huh. Immediately think to yourself, I've gotta stay awake until I would normally stay awake or close to it, and it's very hard. Because when you do go to sleep, you're gonna sleep for, like, 10 hours. Can you sleep on the plane? You can.
Speaker 6:You can. That helps for sure, but, I mean, people can't do that. But just him in in France, like, I don't know. That's very exciting to me. Yeah.
Speaker 5:I need a lot of pictures. I need a lot of selfies, videos.
Speaker 6:And I'm this is not like an insult. I think you would agree with me on this. You just kind of laid it out there. You're very much ace this is the way that I wanna do things and this is what I expect the way I expect them to be done. And in my experience with international travel and at times, it would it would drive my wife crazy because I have a little bit of that in me.
Speaker 6:And she's like, you're just gonna have to go with the fuck it mode over here. Like, it ain't gonna be anything like you think it's gonna be anywhere we go. Like and you're in their world now. So you can't expect the waiter to act the way you want them to act or anybody really. No matter where you go, it's like, he he just kinda gotta give up, or you're gonna have a bad time.
Speaker 1:Yeah. I don't wanna have a bad time. You want to address some of the viewer mail? Oh, why don't you just tell it? How about your trip, though?
Speaker 1:Let's talk, skiing.
Speaker 6:Sure.
Speaker 1:Jake's ski trip. Jake's first of what? Seven ski trips you're doing this year? You just told us about, like, 2 other ones.
Speaker 6:One other one. Oh. That one is all the families. Like, literally, probably 20 families.
Speaker 5:The board calls you. He got on this on the snowboard snowboard. Oh, it's it'd be colony? Yeah.
Speaker 6:That one's gonna be an absolute nightmare because both kids are going. Everyone's kids are going. So So what is this family is who? A bunch of our friends and the extended friends and Oh, okay.
Speaker 1:But in this one Unlike you did in Galveston or anything?
Speaker 6:In Galveston, we We had a horrible time.
Speaker 1:Yeah. He said he said it was the worst.
Speaker 6:We have our own I didn't say it was the worst. I think having that many kids together, that part kinda sucks. In this case, everyone has their own little small
Speaker 1:condo. Like, with 2 bedroom or baby in this situation?
Speaker 6:Well, there are women going who do not ski or snowboard, and their kids will be there. And it's gonna be a challenge for sure Because as I remembered, it is a 9 and a half hour drive. We were in Angel
Speaker 1:Fire. That? Yeah.
Speaker 6:We were in Angel Fire. We're going to Red River here in a couple months, and these are pretty cheap trips. And this one was really cheap because my friend's parents bought a house at Angel Fire. I got a buddy, Mhmm. Blake.
Speaker 6:So we don't have to pay anything for that. And it there were 6 of us, and we left at, like, 5:30 on Thursday morning. And I have a real problem with motion sickness. I've probably addressed this before. When I'm on a long car ride, especially if I'm if I'm driving, I'm fine.
Speaker 6:But if I'm in the back seat, and I don't wanna be a jerk on the way there. I'd be like, hey, bro. Can I get the front? He was already sitting there. So I was just like, alright.
Speaker 6:We'll fight through this. And I didn't take any motion sickness medicine, the Dramamine. And at about hour 6 or 7, my stomach was was going on me. And I had a bag with me that I had some other snacks in. I threw up in that.
Speaker 6:Then we pulled over about an hour later, so I could throw actually, you know where I threw up? The next time I threw up was at the dispensary, like, out back. So probably 4 or 5 vomits before we get to the
Speaker 5:4 or 5?
Speaker 6:Yeah. I mean, at that point, most of them because I hadn't I wasn't eating anything.
Speaker 1:How about after the first one, you're like, can I get the front seat? You clearly see that
Speaker 6:I It was it didn't matter at
Speaker 1:that point.
Speaker 6:Okay. And also Well, if I
Speaker 1:knew this was in my game, I would just tell people. I I need the front seat. The other
Speaker 6:thing I was thinking was a
Speaker 1:friend of yours. It's not like people you don't know.
Speaker 6:I know. He would've done it. He did it on the way home.
Speaker 1:Yeah. I bet.
Speaker 6:I would've, I would've felt weirder about throwing up into a bag or, like, a jacket in the front seat as my buddy's trying to focus on getting us up the mountain. He's looking over like, what the heck is happening?
Speaker 1:So they didn't want you driving because it would've taken an extra 2 or 3 hours?
Speaker 6:For sure. And, also, I'm a below average driver. That doesn't fly up there. I mean, you need to know what you're doing as you're ascending, up to a mountain. You know?
Speaker 6:So when I got there, I was like, alright. Everything feels like I got it all out of my system. I'm good to go. Stomach doesn't really hurt anymore. Made it ice water and a cocktail.
Speaker 6:And I had about one sip of each before I ran to the bathroom, ejected that, and then was pretty much down for the count. You know, I hung out a little bit, but at that point, I'm I'm like, I'm exhausted. I'm dehydrated. So I spent most of that night just sipping water. Because if I took too big of a drink, I would throw it back up.
Speaker 6:Because at this point, I'm dehydrated from throwing up so much for motion sickness, and I can't keep anything down. It's weird. When you're super dehydrated, you can't just, like, guzzle water. I'm sure you've seen this in, like, be on sidelines and stuff. Like, you can't do that.
Speaker 5:Yeah. That's why they
Speaker 6:I'll give you an IV.
Speaker 5:Yeah. That or, like, you know, those little Tablets? They have these little packages now that are just, like, basically pickle chips.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 5:That yeah. I've heard of them. A couple pickles.
Speaker 1:It's like when they pickles. They liberated the concentration camp or whatever. If you're starving, you can't just go ahead and pound food.
Speaker 6:Yeah. You're
Speaker 1:like, no. No. Exactly. We have to feed you very slowly. Like, woah.
Speaker 1:Wait. I'm dying here.
Speaker 5:Yeah. And this is guys trip. Right? How many?
Speaker 6:There were 6 of us. So I didn't sleep at all, Thursday night, literally. I was awake the entire night.
Speaker 1:You don't sound great now.
Speaker 6:It's just my throat now. Yeah. But on, on Friday Peak throat. Everybody yeah. Everybody or the 4 people who do ski, they get up and go at, you know, 8:30, and I'm like, man.
Speaker 6:I cannot do this right now. I didn't sleep at all. But I had already paid for a day of rental, which is not that much. And I'm like, you know what? I gotta try this.
Speaker 6:I felt like absolute dog crap, but I'm like, I gotta try it. I'm here. You're a gamer. Let's go. The thing that people forget about skiing, unless you have a ski in ski out situation, you are going to be very tired by the time you get to where you're actually gonna get on a lift.
Speaker 6:And that's a long walk from the car. And even in snow boot, snow, snowboard boots instead of ski boots, you're carrying the board. You've got so much junk on you, and it's just uphill. Yeah. You know, for 15 minutes, and I get to the bottom, and I'm like, I don't really think I should be out here right now.
Speaker 6:Like, there's no water in my system.
Speaker 5:The altitude gets to you.
Speaker 6:The altitude for sure. But I was like, I gotta try. I gotta try it. So I went up, and I threw up off to the side on the first run. And now I'm like, alright.
Speaker 6:Well, we're out here. So I went about an hour, maybe, plus or minus 10 minutes. It was just like, that's it. I'm done. I'm not having fun right now.
Speaker 6:So why stay out here and just do who am I proving something to? Like, I gave it a shot.
Speaker 1:Now were you able to get back to your place? Or
Speaker 6:yeah. A buddy of mine was already there because he doesn't ski. It is actually the guy whose house it is. He just sits at the bar at the bottom the whole time and
Speaker 5:Wow.
Speaker 1:So the guy who owns a house on a ski ski Yeah. Place doesn't ski? No. Okay. But he
Speaker 6:just comes out there around, you know, noon, whenever we normally are out there, and he just posts up at the bar, gets himself a sandwich, a beer, and just waits for us to be done. So And
Speaker 5:that guy has the most fun.
Speaker 4:I was
Speaker 1:gonna say that'd be my that sounds like the role I want.
Speaker 6:He's not do a little doobage.
Speaker 1:I feel, you know, you're always feeling good.
Speaker 6:Yeah.
Speaker 1:I didn't break a leg.
Speaker 5:No. No? No. You got to walk in your shoes up there.
Speaker 6:Yeah. Yeah. So then, yeah. That night, we get back to the room. We we all had a beer there, have lunch, whatever.
Speaker 6:We get back to the room, and we fire up the TV, and, there's, like, an hour of lethal weapon 21 Excellent. Left. There's an hour left, and a couple people hadn't seen it. We were like, Joe, sit down. So we watched the rest of lethal weapon 2, and then we were, like, kind of in the mood.
Speaker 1:Is that the one where they're heading tied up and they're shocking him with the the water on? Okay. That's 1.
Speaker 6:Yeah. No. I thought you're talking about with Leo. No. Leo okay.
Speaker 6:Then then that is 1. Okay. Because, 2, there's a water element where they're torturing Leo, Joe Pesci.
Speaker 1:Leo gets
Speaker 6:What they do using, like, cigarettes. Alright. And then they're, like, pouring water into his wounds. It's the one where where Mel Gibson pulls down a house with his truck at at the end. He pulls down the the consulate house.
Speaker 1:Excellent. Have you seen okay. Yeah. We did that in the theater.
Speaker 6:One of the best nights of my life.
Speaker 1:Have you guys seen leap lethal weapon
Speaker 5:5? My dad told me to stop after 2.
Speaker 1:No. You need to the always sunny ones. That's what I'm talking about. Like, the band.
Speaker 6:Yeah.
Speaker 1:They're not on Hulu. Yeah. I've I've got them. I know you do. Okay.
Speaker 1:It's the blackface episode. Yeah.
Speaker 6:Yeah. So we're in the mood at that point, and we're not really, like, in a position to there are a couple bars, but that's not really the game anymore, Especially since it's really really hard to drive there. So we're in the mood after lethal weapon 2, and we're like, what's next? No sports on that night. I'm like, how about predator?
Speaker 6:K. So now we watch predator. Because, Carl Weathers died that day.
Speaker 1:Yes. Oh, yeah. Yes. Very sad.
Speaker 6:So where do you think we went next for a little palate cleanser?
Speaker 5:Happy Gilmore.
Speaker 6:Happy Gilmore. You didn't know that on
Speaker 1:he didn't know on Friday that was Carl Weathers.
Speaker 4:Well, he
Speaker 5:was trying to tell me he was in Rocky. He was in
Speaker 1:He didn't know his Apollo Creed.
Speaker 5:Creed. Cool.
Speaker 6:That's tough.
Speaker 5:And then, yeah, he was Chubb's. Oh my god.
Speaker 7:Chubb's died.
Speaker 1:Then he got sad.
Speaker 5:He didn't
Speaker 1:care about the Rocky guy dying.
Speaker 6:And then it's, like, it's, like, 12:30 at night. We're all just sitting around laughing, and we just got done with Happy Gilmore. Somebody was like, well, why don't we go back to action? What about Under Siege 2? So we watched all of Under Siege 2.
Speaker 6:We watched movie.
Speaker 1:Was it it was a high t movie night Yeah. You know, extravaganza.
Speaker 6:With, a light dusting of Happy Gilmore. The next day, I was just like, I'm not even gonna do it. I'm not even gonna waste my time. I'm not gonna pay for another day of lift ticket and waste my money. So did a little hiking around or walking around.
Speaker 6:Dude, I've never seen this much snow in my life. They got, like, something like 8 or 9 inches in 2 days. Like, you would walk out, and you would sink to knee level.
Speaker 1:Mhmm.
Speaker 6:So it was hard to even be outside at all. We were snowed in, couldn't leave, had to have somebody come plow it.
Speaker 1:I have memories of shoveling that as a kid.
Speaker 6:Oh, yeah. And that day, when we, eventually did get up there and met up with people, that day ended short because I'm pretty sure my buddy broke his collarbone. Oh. And And he's the, no.
Speaker 1:I'm not gonna go get
Speaker 6:it checked out type. So you're like, dude, go. There's a medical thing right there. Mhmm. No.
Speaker 6:It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. And the funny part was we all wanted him to take care of himself, number 1. But number 2, we were like, you know, they'll probably give you something a little stronger than Advil.
Speaker 6:Go up there and just think about the team right now.
Speaker 1:Right. Yeah. They'll give you a bottle of
Speaker 6:it. Yeah.
Speaker 1:You mix that with a little alcohol, and now
Speaker 4:we have
Speaker 1:You'll get more when
Speaker 6:you get home. Yeah. No. But, the last thing I have on this is, I think it was on Friday. Yeah.
Speaker 6:It was on it was either the it doesn't matter. When me and non ski buddy were trying to leave to go up there, he was like, we gotta wait, like, 10 minutes. There's a lady from a real estate company or like a a real estate management company coming over to just walk through the house and just get a feel for it. She's the lady who will be renting this house out when they're not using it. I was like, okay.
Speaker 6:I'm not in a hurry. So she's late. Instead of 15 minutes, it's 30 minutes. Yeah. When she calls and she's like, I'm stuck on the main road.
Speaker 6:You don't get stuck on the main road. If you're stuck on the main road, you already got a problem. So we were like, alright. We're just gonna go. Well, apparently, she got unstuck because as we were backing out, she pulled in and parked behind us.
Speaker 6:He was just like, dude, we we don't even really have to be here. Let's just go. She just boxes in. She's like, hi. I'm such and
Speaker 1:such. I was like, damn it.
Speaker 6:So she walks through the house, and now it's time for her to leave. What do you think happens? She got stuck on the main road? You don't think she's gonna get stuck on a declining driveway that you have to she got stuck. So she has no idea what she's doing.
Speaker 6:We have to shovel the snow out from under each one of her tires, like Yeah. Very hardcore style. Put down salt, let that
Speaker 1:cardboard box Yeah. Put it under the tire.
Speaker 6:And we gave it We're my buddy's talking her through it. The hey. Cut it this way. A little bit of gas.
Speaker 1:She lives there.
Speaker 6:She should She does live there.
Speaker 1:Don't she have chains?
Speaker 6:She had Texas plates, but she
Speaker 1:doesn't with chains?
Speaker 6:Oh, we had to use chains this weekend. Yeah. And she's to the point where if she tries this again, she's up against, like, the end of the driveway. Like, she's gonna it's about a 5 5 foot drop, and you're gonna hit a tree.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 6:So you're like, alright. Let's stop this. And I was my buddy's like, bit the bullet, went with the misogynist plan. He's like, ma'am, do you mind if I try? 1st try.
Speaker 4:Wow. Get out
Speaker 1:of there.
Speaker 6:1st try.
Speaker 1:I thought you were gonna end this with, like, a penthouse letter. No. No. But it is funny. Went back inside and
Speaker 6:It is funny, when you're you talk a little different when it's just dudes We're waiting on him waiting on her. And, she called me. He's like, women drivers. I was like, yeah. I mean, we really don't have to wait on her if she's not hot.
Speaker 6:She was.
Speaker 1:She was? She was. Oh. Yeah.
Speaker 6:So we were all, like,
Speaker 8:oh, no problem.
Speaker 1:We'll stick around. Yeah. And, like, she kept apologizing. We're like, it happens. Okay.
Speaker 1:So that's why you didn't say, hey, put me out.
Speaker 6:Yeah. We were leaving. Okay?
Speaker 8:She's around the main road.
Speaker 1:You're all trying to help her. No. No. No. Let me
Speaker 6:Oh, the 100%. We're just like,
Speaker 1:oh, I mean, this like, these type of tires, I can
Speaker 6:see how this would happen. Yeah. It's not on you.
Speaker 1:All for what?
Speaker 6:Yeah. For nothing. Didn't throw up on the way home, boys.
Speaker 5:Alright.
Speaker 6:Feeling much better.
Speaker 1:Good. Okay. You look great.
Speaker 6:Thank you.
Speaker 8:When did you get back?
Speaker 6:Last night at 7:15.
Speaker 5:How'd the Gamecocks do?
Speaker 6:We were off.
Speaker 1:This guy doesn't leave 1 minute to spare on vacation, though. Like, I gotta get back Saturday so I can have a buffer day, do laundry, all that. He's like, I'll be back at 7.
Speaker 6:Feels like a 3 day trip. I mean, if you might get a buffer for a week, but I don't know if you need a buffer for Thursday to Sunday.
Speaker 1:It's just you're a baller. That's all. Well And I'm not.
Speaker 6:I'm slowly dying, but I suppose we all are. Yeah. We could do viewer mail.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 6:You have a couple things.
Speaker 1:I do. Hey, everybody. It's time to So the first thing
Speaker 9:today's viewer mail.
Speaker 1:This was actually as you saw, I was taking the, the dogs out right when you got here, and this was on my front porch. And I got no, like, missive about it. This, Tif Streets.
Speaker 6:Fantastic. There you go.
Speaker 1:It doesn't say who it's from. It's just a nice little message for the, the dumb zone, it says. Says in lieu of of Venmo. So I was like, yeah. Sweet.
Speaker 1:And I already Cool. I ate a cookie. You did? Outside. Yeah.
Speaker 1:I didn't think What kind
Speaker 6:what kind are they?
Speaker 1:It's a variety.
Speaker 6:Okay. I might have one. Not not typically my game, but I
Speaker 5:was about to I I didn't know if I was supposed to hand it to you or not. Anti sweets man.
Speaker 1:This had come in so a lot of this stuff is mail mail. This came in a week or 2 ago. We we're just getting so much stuff now. I'm sorry if I don't acknowledge everything we get. But, we're get we're just swamped with stuff.
Speaker 1:We got business stuff. We got 7 meetings this week now. We don't know what we're doing, and we're trying to actually put together a show every day. So I think we're we're just doing a poor job at all of those things. But this package came in the mail, and this is from, he wrote a lot of stuff, but it's, Preston Doo Doo Lennox.
Speaker 1:Okay. His name is Doo Doo. He wants us to keep fighting the man, and he says, open these in order. Dan, Jake, Jake, and then Blake. And I opened mine, and it is the, it is a a sleeve of Copenhagen, boy, look at that, pouches.
Speaker 6:That's valuable right there.
Speaker 5:That's a lot.
Speaker 1:Wintergreen. I'm generally a skull pouch guy, but I will try the Copenhagen.
Speaker 6:Maybe you'll switch. You're a because maybe. You're a doot. Taker.
Speaker 1:Yeah. You know what? I will I am. I'm a t personality.
Speaker 6:Oh, looks like I got a 4 pack of 5 energies.
Speaker 1:Oh, okay.
Speaker 6:5 hour energy, extra strength. You wanna do about half of one of these bad boys a day.
Speaker 5:I have to open this?
Speaker 6:Yeah. It's the punch line. What do you think it'll be, Blake? Maybe a TCU Bandana?
Speaker 5:I don't know. Let's see. You both got something that's pretty cool for you and let me just open up this package to, some pads. Maxi pads. Ultra thin.
Speaker 5:I guess I'm not Well I'm not very heavy.
Speaker 6:No. That's good. Light flow guy.
Speaker 1:Here. Open this one, Jake, while I read a, viewer birthday. Uncle Hotmail. Day 1, DF asking for a shout out. I'm 28 today.
Speaker 1:This is from Phil Zach. He says more, Blake. So there you go, Blake.
Speaker 10:I think.
Speaker 6:That makes up for the ponds. And he
Speaker 1:says, PS. PS, I too have smoked cigarettes with Jake, specifically the patio at off the record in Deep Ellum. He did not bring his own lighter, so that was most of the face to face interaction.
Speaker 5:No. He never brings anything. He always bums me.
Speaker 6:I'm still here. What we have here,
Speaker 1:that's an actual piece of mail mail. A box
Speaker 6:of Yeah. Box. There's a a a small size, fun size bag of Skittles. K. And then, a, what would you call this?
Speaker 6:It's not ceramic. I don't know. It's
Speaker 1:a it's
Speaker 6:a piece of art, depicting, the 3 firefighters that were hoisting the American flag up above the wreckage while they were cleaning it up, on,
Speaker 4:I think
Speaker 6:it was 9:11. Yeah.
Speaker 1:So our own little memorial. It's a beautiful piece.
Speaker 5:That is nice.
Speaker 1:Yeah. As we continue to find out about all the different memorials
Speaker 4:across our
Speaker 1:Happy birthday. Land.
Speaker 6:I have something on that as well. Let's see. Where was
Speaker 5:it? Ah. My notes. What? Made in China.
Speaker 5:That's ironic. It's like a symbol of, yeah, of our
Speaker 6:Got, Hey, Brubs. I was recently googling 911 Memorials, Memorials memorials near me. It's weird that when you do Google, it says, like, restaurant, gas station, shopping. Yeah. I need to add this.
Speaker 6:I came across a business in Dallas named 911 Automotive. Luckily, when they changed their name to this in 2014, they were able to secure the available URL, which is simply 9 dash11.com, spelled out. Let's see. That's pretty much it on that one. And then a lot of people have been reminding us about, the 911 bar in Fort Worth.
Speaker 6:It's right by my house. And I think it was just like the guy had opened the place up maybe that morning. If not that morning, then right, like, the day
Speaker 1:No. On 9:11. Yes. Night.
Speaker 6:That's the morning of 9:11. Yeah. And he just said, screw it.
Speaker 1:We'll run with it. And it's now, like, themed? 9:11 themed?
Speaker 6:It's themed to the extent that, like, the walls are decorated that way. You don't have to, like, dress like a jihadist or a firefighter to attend, but it is it is it is adorned with 911. The jihadists would be a weird thing, like, if you get a discount for that,
Speaker 1:like wearing your wizard jerseys.
Speaker 6:Yeah. Just 20 percent on Sunday. That's what that's what businesses should do is, like, let's see how well, how far you're willing to go
Speaker 1:for this. For your discount?
Speaker 6:Right. You know, hit stash Tuesdays where you get half off your groceries. What the hell is this? Do you need people to know what I do for a living?
Speaker 1:I don't. The one time
Speaker 6:I turn my phone ringer on so I don't miss a call.
Speaker 5:So I've got a follow-up from Friday where, Jake, while you were gone, we introduced, a way you could check your dumb zone subscriber number. That seemed to be popular. We were just doing it through a Google Sheet, through the help of Nima. However, a web designer reached out and he made us a website for it.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 5:So if you wanna check your subscriber number, go to dayonedf.com and you can find out what number you are.
Speaker 1:So many bits. Say the number 1?
Speaker 5:Yeah. D a y o n e.
Speaker 1:Oh, not the number 1.
Speaker 5:No. Okay. Sorry.
Speaker 1:You said yeah.
Speaker 6:You said no.
Speaker 5:I didn't hear what you said. I just said yeah. Spell out day in one df.com.
Speaker 1:Okay. That's a cool bit. If it works, because I got a little backlash off program saying, wait. I can prove I'm day 1, and this says I'm day 2.
Speaker 6:It's because it ends at, like, closed COB.
Speaker 1:Oh, a certain time Yeah. Of day 1? Yeah.
Speaker 5:Maybe they should've been sooner.
Speaker 6:Yeah. Get off your butt.
Speaker 1:We even found out who was number
Speaker 6:Yeah.
Speaker 1:This wasn't, Clayton, number 2?
Speaker 6:I Yeah. Positive Clayton was number 2. We were searching for number 1. So
Speaker 1:One of our alternating video guys.
Speaker 6:Sip of the the hat for you, Caleb Grady.
Speaker 1:So you know we're on and I think this episode might even be on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and
Speaker 6:Wherever you
Speaker 1:need to buy it.
Speaker 6:What's the place? Overcast.
Speaker 1:Iheart. I Oh. So some were wondering, were are you guys gonna work for Iheart? We are now. Yeah.
Speaker 5:Yeah. We're on their app.
Speaker 6:That's true. I guess so.
Speaker 1:We're on their app.
Speaker 6:It is very important that even if you wanna keep listening on Patreon, just do us a solid. Go subscribe on one of those other ones. Subscribe on all of them. Leave a review of just cool 5 stars.
Speaker 5:Someone did reach out, and maybe we should have a review contest. Funniest 5 star review gets to sit in on a show or something.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 5:Because I don't know if you've looked at them. Some of them are really funny. Prove it or have it prepped and prove it tomorrow.
Speaker 1:Okay. If if we're not able to do that, right now. But speaking of all that, so I was looking at the the program that sends it out. There's, like, one website that will send it to all the different podcast things. And I don't remember if I was looking at that analytics page or our YouTube analytics page.
Speaker 1:Because remember there was a debate about that last week, Blake. You said nobody was listening in Nebraska.
Speaker 5:Yeah.
Speaker 1:But, apparently, there are people listening in Nebraska, but you were looking at the YouTube. Yeah. Nobody was viewing it. I don't know. So I don't know which one it is, but it surprised me here.
Speaker 1:I was I was looking that 99.2 4% of our again, this is either listening or or viewing. Don't know. Are in the United States. 99%.
Speaker 6:I would bet that that is viewing. Because even, like, IJB has a 10% overseas, I would bet.
Speaker 1:But we have also had views in Australia, Switzerland, Chile, Spain, South Korea
Speaker 6:I think that guy actually contacted us.
Speaker 1:Finland, the United Kingdom. Mhmm. Is that France? Is France in the United Kingdom or is no? Is the United Kingdom just England?
Speaker 6:Yeah. It's, like, England
Speaker 1:the kingdom?
Speaker 6:Why would that be part of the kingdom?
Speaker 1:Is the kingdom
Speaker 6:I I just It's it's that's
Speaker 1:Europe is France. What? I mean, France is in Europe, if you said Europe. Yeah. What's United Kingdom if it's not just England?
Speaker 6:It's, you know, it's what? Wales, Scotland, part of Ireland. I mean, I pulled it up. What am I missing here?
Speaker 1:Anyway, and Singapore. Singapore.
Speaker 6:People be traveling, man.
Speaker 1:You can get caned for listening to us in Singapore. I'm sorry. I don't
Speaker 6:remember Dude, I can't tell you how hard the Internet is gonna love is France and the United Kingdom. They fought a war. A big one. They're right
Speaker 1:next to each other. Right? Well They were on on board with each other in World War 2. Right? No?
Speaker 1:Yeah. That's true. Although Germany took over France, so in theory, France was against
Speaker 6:They're right next to each other, but you gotta do, like, the Chunnel to get over, don't you? I've never been to, either one of those countries. But, you know, you gotta you gotta go underwater. You gotta swim? It's an island.
Speaker 6:I don't know what to do
Speaker 5:under the water here.
Speaker 6:You know what? It doesn't matter. Let's let's we have guests.
Speaker 1:Oh, yeah.
Speaker 5:Spongebob doing the Super Bowl halftime show keeps making me think of Dan.
Speaker 1:Hey, Spongebob. What are we doing under the water here? I'll end with this one. Am I a bad person? From Nick.
Speaker 1:Why do nurses and first responders and teachers get the most random discounts? My popular phone provider gives discounts to anyone with these professions. But why does working a job that you chose merit 10% off at Verizon? And EMT was not forced into that field. They chose it, but somehow deserves a discount at T Mobile more than an accountant.
Speaker 1:Could you open a taco truck with discounts for landscapers only? Woah. Feels like a good business model, but nurses don't need their phones more or less than anyone else. So Nick wants to know if he's a bad person.
Speaker 5:Don't they kinda do, don't they?
Speaker 1:He's kinda reaching out to the right person. Yeah. Oh, okay. Here. Here's Husband of nurse.
Speaker 5:Well, I know at least first responders, they have their own what is it called? FirstNet?
Speaker 6:Yeah. I have heard of that.
Speaker 5:Because they need to be reached in emergencies. And if they're in a place with bad cell signal or what or whatever, that mean they kinda need priority
Speaker 1:there. Well, there you go. How
Speaker 4:about a
Speaker 6:how about a discount on the phone, though? Is that they need the good Internet, but, you know
Speaker 5:Yeah. They probably don't need the best phone.
Speaker 6:What's his teacher? Teacher's gonna come rescue some kid, so she needs to have the most up to date cell phone at all times. The only reason teachers need their phones to be humming is because all they're doing is making TikToks
Speaker 1:during the school day. Alright. Well, anyway, there's today's viewer mail. Yeah. We got a guest coming up.
Speaker 1:So
Speaker 7:Alright, little dudes. Great to see you out here. My name is Thumper, and I'm gonna be your cool ski instructor.
Speaker 3:His name is Thumper?
Speaker 7:We're gonna take it slow, take it easy, make sure everybody has a good time. Because what is skiing about? Having a good time. That's right. Now just a few safety things to keep in mind.
Speaker 7:First of all, look straight ahead when you ski. If you look down, you're gonna fall. You're gonna have a bad time. Also, be aware of skiers around you. If you run into another skier, your skis are gonna cross, gonna have a bad time.
Speaker 3:So where's the part where we have a good time?
Speaker 7:Hey, little dude. You got some crap right here.
Speaker 3:That's my face, sir.
Speaker 7:Okay. We're gonna do this without any pulls until we know our 2 primary feet positions. To go slow, we wedge our skis together in the shape of a slice of pizza. Then to go faster, we put them parallel like French fries. You see that?
Speaker 7:Pizza, French fries. Pizza, French fries.
Speaker 10:You're listening to the dumb zone.
Speaker 6:The puppet. Okay. Alright. Not in front of my friends.
Speaker 1:You did that in front of your friends. I know.
Speaker 4:In front
Speaker 1:of the world. Move on. Oh, that's that's right. He doesn't wanna look backwards.
Speaker 6:That's right.
Speaker 5:At least he's consistent. Yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah. So we're not gonna talk court case. We're not gonna talk anything, happened in the past. We're only gonna talk future, like, Sunday. Is there a big day?
Speaker 1:Sunday. Well, we're, most people are talking about the fact that we're gonna do another livestream.
Speaker 6:Absolutely.
Speaker 1:And at the same time, coincidentally, there's gonna be a Super Bowl. How about that? And joining us to talk about that and really the other the main thing they are joining us to talk about is training Bobby and Brandon Stroop who are, Jake's personal trainers. Everything he is today is thanks to them.
Speaker 6:Now don't use me as an advertisement right now, But there was a time. There was a time.
Speaker 1:And you're crazy. Like when my personal trainer was up here and he's like, yeah. No. No.
Speaker 6:No. No. Don't publicize it. Comes in once a week, maybe.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 6:No. But, yeah. We've had Bobby on the show before. Brandon, is probably my most frequent, text friend where we just complain about life. Complain about
Speaker 2:I don't even know what I'm doing here. I don't know why I'm on here. I don't train anybody. I'm just usually, like, you are introduced to someone's brother, but here we go, we share bond.
Speaker 6:I I really think that is why we've bonded so much is that I'm like, yeah. I I don't know if Famous brother? And, like, just freak athlete brother. Not to say that Brandon was not a good athlete, but it's just that at some point, you need to find kindred spirits. But, Bobby used to own APEC.
Speaker 6:Brandon still runs APEC. It's a gym out in West Fort Worth. It's an awesome place. They train kids. They train that's a the most interesting thing I thought whenever I first started going there is I wish someone would would have taught me the proper way to run when I was, like, 6 or 7.
Speaker 6:And nobody I mean, they're like, just run. You know? And you develop bad habits, which are very, very for me, were very hard to break, and I actually felt like when I when I learned how to run from them, I got I was faster than I was when I was, like, 18 because I just learned how to do it. It's a weird thing to watch, like, 7 year olds learning how to run, but it's an invaluable skill.
Speaker 11:I think it makes sense. But, I mean, in hockey, you learn how to skate first. When you when you're on the swim team, you have to learn how to swim. And then, you know, everyone we you wouldn't believe the amount of resistance that we get from coaching speed and things like that. Because everyone's like, ah, it's just you you're paying someone to run.
Speaker 11:I'm like, why why would you not learn how to run? It's it's
Speaker 6:It is it is weird.
Speaker 11:Every sport that you're standing up, but we're we're like we're frauds because we're trying to do speed camp over here, and and yet every other sport in the world, you learn how to do the fundamental skill first.
Speaker 1:So how Jake mentioned, like, when you're 6, you should are people bringing in 6 year olds to train?
Speaker 11:Yes. So we got we got programs for kindergarten through 2nd grade and 3rd through 5th and then middle school. And it's not this isn't like a military program. It's just age appropriate, long term athletic development targets with, you know, things that are realistic. These these kids need to come and have fun, but we have a curriculum whether they know it or not.
Speaker 11:There's loose bullet points and things they've got to do and learn. Things look a lot more like animal crawl patterns, different movement things. Because when you're young, you don't necessarily need to run like you run when you're older. There's formation of the foot and different things that have got to happen. And so all these nerdy things, but really it's just it's more about just getting the body to grow and neural pathways and things like that.
Speaker 11:Brandon's job is to get people in in the groups, and then our job is to have the right training for the work. So
Speaker 2:And now we do get the parent that'll just say, hey, you know, I need someone that needs to train like like Patrick needs to train. They need a quarterback coach. Who do you recommend for that? And we go through the conversation and then at the end they'll say, oh, he's 7 years old. And I'll say, well, you need to go home.
Speaker 2:You need to leave me alone and
Speaker 4:you don't
Speaker 2:need to do that here. There's a good way to do that. But there's also a lot of people that reach out thinking they need 40 hours of quarterback training at 7, which is it's just not what we're gonna do.
Speaker 6:Yeah. That's what's interesting about the Patrick thing is I imagine it's been great for business, but also brought in a lot of people that are really annoying as parents.
Speaker 11:It it's not really that good for business. I and it's this is a crazy thing. I think man might, like this because it's it's interesting, and I've heard a lot of his, his business talks. But basically, when you have somebody like him, it's really polarizing because there's 2 things that happen. 1, there's a group of parents, especially mothers, that will say, well, if they work with this person, why would they care about my kids?
Speaker 11:And then you lose that whole population of people that think that way. And then the next thing is, I want the same attention that he he's getting in there. If I'm not, I'm definitely not going there. So that's another population you completely lose. And then if someone has this type of personality where they feel like they wanna be, I don't know, competitive with someone like Patrick or they they're on the track that they're better than him, then they really rival you and and don't wanna come to you.
Speaker 11:And so I I don't think that it's really that good for business because you well, and I know it isn't because if we look at our numbers, I mean, we had guys throw perfect games. We had, you know, all stars. We had NFL pro bowlers, football champions when when Patrick was in middle school, before he played anything. And that stuff doesn't move the needle more than a couple percent, and it's only for a month or so because those the people that are into that, that their IQ to where that brings them in, it's just we're not a good product for them because we're not gonna do the same thing. The these these things aren't realistic as far as time investment, and it just ends up not not really moving the needle for the business.
Speaker 11:The only thing that works is doing a good job for people that the better a better product for us is a kid that couldn't get off the bench, and then all of a sudden the parents are like, what did he do? You know, because nobody thinks that that what Patrick's doing has a has a huge correlation to their own kid. And so Brandon can probably speak more to it, but it really doesn't
Speaker 2:I mean, I turned into a bouncer when he's in here. So we've had people hide behind the car and wait for him to get done training. There's there's pickleball athletes that'll come in and tell me they need their program signed. All kinds of crazy stuff. Breaking in the facility to shake his hand.
Speaker 2:I'm like, what does that do for you with your hand? But and again, logistically, it creates a few issues for us with that. You gotta keep it a secret. You kinda wanna keep it under wraps so he can come in and work and, do what he needs to do because he he takes the work seriously. And then the only thing I get to do is make his shakes when he's done.
Speaker 2:So that's that's kinda where I sit.
Speaker 1:When did Mahomes start with you guys? How old was he?
Speaker 11:He was 9. He was really young.
Speaker 1:Wow. And, yeah. You don't look that old. How old how old are you?
Speaker 11:I'm 43.
Speaker 1:Okay. Yeah. And I guess I forget. Patrick Mahomes isn't very old either.
Speaker 11:No. He's 28.
Speaker 1:Yeah. He's just done so much. And I saw you on the talking earlier. What's that document?
Speaker 6:I think it's just the quarterback.
Speaker 1:It's called quarterback?
Speaker 11:Yep.
Speaker 1:The the Netflix documentary. And just, I guess, talk a little bit about maybe, you know, some of the different things. It it just feels like you you have some different, would you say, unorthodox training with him?
Speaker 11:Yeah. I think it's out of the box, and I think some people kinda regard me as a bit of a pirate in this this whole thing. I don't really fit with the therapist or the trainers, and it's a it's a little bit different. But I think more than anything, since he's my primary focus, it's watching how he likes to play the game, and we've gotta come up with ways. Like, I'm not gonna change the way he's he's playing this thing.
Speaker 11:So I've gotta come up with ways to safeguard him or give him any type of tools that I can to continue to to play it the way he the way he wants to. And so I've had to learn the hard way about things that matter and things that don't with him. And there's a lot of things that are really unique to his body and really unique to his style of play that if I don't touch on it on a weekly basis in the season, then he's at he's at a lot of risk. And so a lot of things that you saw the entire Netflix, you know, production team probably showed up 30 I don't know, 20 to 30 times randomly. And some of these times, it's 5 in the morning, sometimes 2 in the afternoon or late at night.
Speaker 11:And though those aren't scripted. That was stuff that we were doing. I mean, we we made a decision, like, we're not gonna do anything for the camera in this thing. This is we're just gonna do what we do. And if they get something that that is gonna be relevant, that's great.
Speaker 11:But, you know, all those backbends, all those crawls, all the different things he has to do with his feet and the stretches, that's those are routines. And if he doesn't do it, you can really see the difference on, you know, how he moves and how he plays. And that's that's how all that stuff came about. It's not just something like this is what we do. It more or less is a lot of that was reactive to things that we had to do to either rehab him, at certain points, or or it was a a guess of preparation for how he likes to do things.
Speaker 6:Speaking of the rehab thing, I mean, it must just be constant having to keep him right, you know, through the season. It feels like he's able to do what he does because he's able to fight through injury at such a high level. I mean, are you how often do you guys work? Like, is it dependent on how his body's feeling? Or is I don't know.
Speaker 6:It's just it's interesting to me how to get a quarterback through an entire NFL season.
Speaker 11:Yeah. The off season's easy because, you know, you're 5 days a week, unless he's gone or out of town, and you plan you plan to work him harder in those spurts where, you know, he's gonna be missing. But in the in season, we we generally schedule if it's a Sunday to Sunday week, we're gonna have an a day, a b day, a c day. So that's gonna be your Monday, Tuesday, and Friday. That's gonna be if everything's perfect world, that's what we're doing.
Speaker 11:Now when he's hurt, you know, all bets are off, and we're gonna do as much as we have to do, you know, anytime that we need to do it to get them ready. Like last year, last year was a nightmare. I mean, it was an MVP season, but, you know, he had a the first game, he had a high ankle spring on the right. Then he had an MCL spring. He had a, fibular up slip, which is, like, not technically a fracture, but it's it's pretty intense.
Speaker 11:Then he had a fractured left wrist, which no one knew about and couldn't I mean, it was on the injury report wrist. Like, it was a big problem in his non throwing hand. He had a neck issue, then he got then he got hip arbosa and he had a back issue. And it was every week, you know, it was a it was a challenge to be able to sprint full speed by, you know, by Friday. And then you get to the playoffs, and you guys saw what happened.
Speaker 11:We couldn't really keep that under wraps. And that was around the clock 2 times a day. And we knew we had to hurt him more physically to get him ready to play, and we knew we were gonna have to fix the off season. This year is completely different. He has not had anything, knock on wood, that's been a problem.
Speaker 11:It's it it it's been there's been other problems that everybody can see. Right? But it's been a it's been a way different season. From a physical standpoint, it's been a dream. It couldn't be better.
Speaker 11:I mean, right now and in the playoffs, hopefully, you can see is he's he's feeling great. His body's light. He's healthy. And we I he has never been this healthy in a Super Bowl. So it's a contrast of 2 different years.
Speaker 11:And a lot of that's luck, and a lot of that has to do with the offensive line, the play calling, and Patrick being more aware of what to do with the ball even even if you're in a situation where you're losing a game. So it's been different. That's for sure.
Speaker 1:Alright. When you mentioned high ankle sprain, that triggers, like, a memory of mine. And I if you know me, then you know that's, shaky. So was that the the injury against the Browns when they still ended up winning with their backup quarterback and and and people saying he shouldn't have been ready in a whole in a week, was that what he had? Was that couple years ago?
Speaker 11:That was that was 3 years ago, and that was when the guy twisted his neck. It looked like a UFC move or you yeah. And it basically gave him he kind of went unconscious for a second. It wasn't a concussion. He got choked out.
Speaker 11:That game, he had to come out, but he also broke his foot in that game in the first quarter. And so that was a mess. And the next week he played and everyone was up, well, he had a concussion. We didn't have a concussion. He got choked out.
Speaker 11:You can kind of see the play with a really dirty play. And then, yeah, Chad Haney did, but took him all the way or took him all the way through the game and they won. And then they ended up getting, beaten by Tampa Bay badly in the Super Bowl.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 11:We had that that year, we had, 7 offensive linemen out. And I'm not making excuses, but you you've never seen a team in the Super Bowl Bowl on their 8th through.
Speaker 1:No. He had no time.
Speaker 11:Oh, it was insane.
Speaker 1:But so he broke his he broke his foot?
Speaker 11:Yeah. He broke his foot. So he fractured what's called your plantar plate. And he he was on the verge of a a Liz Frank, but then he also severed 3 or 4 different tissues because he got stepped on and it created a fracture and he kept playing and they kept they ran an option and did some things. And when you play on a broken foot like that and you're running full speed, anytime you get above 5 meters per second and you've got a fracture, things are gonna tear.
Speaker 11:It's like it's like running down the road on a flat tire. You're just You're messing things up. And so we had to spend that entire off season. You know, he had reconstructive surgery and all these different things. And we had to spend an entire off season just getting him to where he could even move his foot correctly.
Speaker 11:So the next year was a pretty big challenge. But last year, remember the Jacksonville game where the guy purposely fell on his ankle, like rolled him up and he couldn't walk. He had to come out of the game again. Chet Haney played. And then he came back in the Q4 and led them on a couple of touchdown drives hurt.
Speaker 11:Like, he was hopping around literally hopping and throwing the ball. And then the next week we had the Bengals. And then, you know, and the Eagles, he broke a couple of runs with his ankle. And
Speaker 1:Okay. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 11:We had to pay for it all off season, but it's you know, what are you gonna do?
Speaker 6:I I know a lot of guys in his position will put on a front, but I just felt like every time that he was in there not like he wants people coming up to ask for autographs, but it just he just seemed like a really normal chill dude every time I saw him with you, Brandon. He just I don't know. There there are definitely quarterbacks that are in elite spots that when you go when you see them at a gym or a workout, like, you know that they're thinking, I am the shit, and I would like you to respect that. And I just never got that vibe from him.
Speaker 2:I always feel weird. You know? Like, we were both sports nerds growing up. I couldn't imagine to be able to work with the the athletes we get to work with, but I'll kinda try to come in and avoid him and just walk straight to the front. But he'll he'll make a point to say, hey, b.
Speaker 2:Like, come on. Where you at? Come over here. Say what's up. So he's just he's just like that.
Speaker 2:I mean, it's tough. He'll sit up at the front desk, and there's a glass window, and everyone can see him. He just wants to hang out for a few minutes while he's while he's resting after workout. So he's been the same since I met him way back when. Really thankful that that he's been good to me and the family.
Speaker 2:I mean, having us, you know, part of his life, and they they try to do anything they can to help us out. And they have, you know, commercials up at the facility, all kinds of stuff. It's it's been it's been a really big blessing, for us, and and how he treats us is is just top notch. So
Speaker 1:So when, you know, Tiger would make a crazy shot or something and people would be like, yeah. But he practices that kind of stuff. He will put stuff in front of his ball. Luca, same thing. Makes crazy shots, and they're like, yep.
Speaker 1:No. He's it's not like that was lucky. He actually does that all the time. What about, like, Mahomes, you know, when he'll throw, he's falling down 90 degree you know, he's parallel with the ground, and he makes a, you know, 30 yard throw downfield. Is he working on that stuff with you guys?
Speaker 11:Yes and no. I mean, I think a lot of the quarterback world tries to recreate these off platform throws, and I think it's a big mistake. Yeah. I I think that's probably the wrong way to go about it. For us, we we do these cool down exercises and we do these conditioning drills.
Speaker 11:And and then every week in the season, even do these things on air with just a towel and ball. And all I'm trying to do is work on flexibility. There's something called fascia lines in the body, and there's there's 12 different meridians. And you guys don't care, but the bottom line is is if you don't create some type of connectivity and fluent motion, then the body is not going to utilize those tools when it gets put in situations to do that. And so what we'll do is have him have move in certain movement patterns, like maybe just a basic skip and then I'm moving along the side on the right.
Speaker 11:And then if I say ball and he just gets the ball out. So it doesn't matter what angle it is, His job just get the ball out. And then I may have him in a crossing front pattern, and I may be behind him and I call ball and he just turns around and throws it that way. So I'd be lying if I told you that we didn't work on these things, but it's not it's not like we're doing quarterback drills. It's just to keep his body loose, keep him flowing because he's he's he's an athlete that's kinda like he's very comparable to Luca as far as the way he moves, in my opinion.
Speaker 11:And that these guys get it gotta get in a flow and a rhythm. And they're creative personalities that if you box them up or you give them this technical model, like, if I try to make him if I was rigid and hit him over the head every week, like, like you gotta throw the ball at Peyton Manning. You can hold the ball high and tight and you can throw the ball down over the head. It would be a disaster. That's not not how he is.
Speaker 11:So one of the things that I have to do is try to make sure that he moves freely and feels like he can do all these things and he can fill with his body that, yeah, I am fluid. It's almost like a short stop in the way he likes to move. And so we do work on it, and I think Jake's seen some of that locomotion protocols that we we it. And, man, I I can't tell you how many times I've just been sitting there and he's throwing the ball behind his back and hit me in the chest or bounced off my head or my hands. Like I don't even always, and I'm there all the time and I don't ever expect some of these things.
Speaker 11:But the best throws I've ever seen this guy make have not been in the game. I've I've seen him out on the field just him freelancing and doing this stuff. So to to answer your question, Dan, I don't think that that those things he's doing out there, that's not the first time he's done it. I mean, that's I've seen it since he's been young.
Speaker 1:But the yelling ball thing makes sense. Like, now you're you're throwing it now. Yeah. Wherever you are, and that sometimes happens in a game. Yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 11:Yeah. What separates him is that he just I feel like when he's out there, he always feels like something's gonna come open. Either I'm gonna be able to run it. I'm gonna pitch it to this guy. That's not open.
Speaker 11:I'll just do this. I don't think he ever feels like the door is closed on a play. And I think that point guard, you know, type of mentality, I think that serves him. I think he plays the position like a point guard.
Speaker 6:Well, boys, it's been fun to catch up. Was
Speaker 1:I got a little I got a little bit more. Okay. If, I mean, we could give closing remarks. I don't know if we're keeping you guys too long. I'm just wondering overall training because, obviously, Mahomes, pretty sure he played a bunch of baseball too, and I don't know if he also played other sports.
Speaker 1:But, you know, you guys see the the the crazy, parent. I've seen it at a very low level. But, like, what age do you guys say you should start specializing?
Speaker 11:Brandon? Yeah. It's his parent. I think I like, tell give me give me a parent's story without mentioning names.
Speaker 1:Because that's gotta be a common thing. Like, I I want my kid to start playing football now and that's it.
Speaker 2:I think what we recommend, we don't start doing sports specific training until they get into high school. Right? All the all the studies, everything, multi sport athletes always make it further. You gotta have the creativity in there. You've gotta you've gotta give your body time to see what it can do, you know, and translate that to other sports.
Speaker 2:But we start that training in high school. I mean, but but like I said earlier, people want their kid getting quarterback training when they're 6 years old. And now we have baseball players that play, what, 10 months out of the year, we're having UCLs at 15 years old. Like, I'm having kids rehab UCLs at 15 16 now. And theirs gets to a point where it's too much too too soon.
Speaker 2:And you gotta let kids be kids. I think what we fight a little bit is that,
Speaker 1:when we
Speaker 2:were little, we would just go out in the neighborhood. We're from a small town. You just you're playing sandlot baseball. Okay. Or you're playing basketball that day.
Speaker 2:You're playing out in the yard. I just don't think kids get that kind of interaction and play those sports that way anymore. I think it's
Speaker 1:Make your own football field, the trees at the goal line, and the drive is the goal line.
Speaker 2:Yeah. Yeah. We were battling out there. Bobby's friends were beating the hell out of me. That that stuff was happening from when I was young.
Speaker 2:But I just don't think kids get that exposure. So they'll just hey. I'll this kid, he likes doing this. I'm gonna put him in this, and he's gonna do it all year.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 1:So I
Speaker 2:I just that's not super helpful.
Speaker 6:And get burned out.
Speaker 1:How about
Speaker 11:I don't think they should specialize till their junior year or high school. I think girl some girls, maybe their sophomore year, the gymnastics track is early, but there's plenty of evidence. I mean, we have seen, I don't know, at this point, 180 athletes make professional sports and 6 different sports that we started with a lot of these kids in 4th grade, 3rd grade, and the majority of them don't specialize in that sport till they're sophomores or juniors in high school. And a lot of people argue with me, and I'll tell them, that's fine, but you haven't seen it. We we've seen, like, 50,000 athletes.
Speaker 11:So I can tell you you're wrong. I can say, no. You're wrong. I I've seen girls go play division 1 that never played the sport, never did select anything, And I just don't buy that. The specialization thing is kind of in my mind, it's a fear of missing out thing and it it there's no research that says that it's effective.
Speaker 11:The 10000 hour rule thing, that was a violins and that was that that's that it's it's all just completely misguided, and I I don't think it's necessary at all.
Speaker 6:I think you could even say about the 10000 hour thing and not apply it to one specific thing, but apply it to learning how to use your body, which will be applicable in any other sport. So it doesn't have to be 10000 hours of basketball, baseball, football. It's just learning how to move your body. And that's not just mean like, oh, you're gonna get ripped. Look at Patrick.
Speaker 6:Yeah. Yeah. You just wanna be able to move your body, you know, and be bendy and flexible. And to me, that's that's what I think would what they do the what I think about what they do is so cool is that that is what they do with those kids.
Speaker 1:What about
Speaker 11:What's that?
Speaker 1:Go ahead.
Speaker 11:Well, I mean, when you're young, if you think about this, like, your your body is building a map. Right? And so the more diversity and variability you have in sports you play or whatever you do, you're building a bigger map structure in your brain for your body to be able to navigate. Well, if you only play one sport, I mean, you're you're building a very, very, very narrow set of roads to to one place, and it just doesn't end up working out because the way that the neurology works and brain works is wherever you've been is kind of where you're going. And the more places you've been, even if you weren't good at it, it just creates more opportunity and more more ways to solve other problems.
Speaker 11:And so I try to tell parents this, and they'll argue with me, and I'll just say, like, it's fine. You don't have to like, we're not the we're not the place for you. I mean, we're not gonna do I'm not gonna do football training with a 7 year old. I'm just not gonna do it. I've never done it.
Speaker 11:We've never done it. We're not gonna do it now. And the the movement, you know, conquers all. The more ways you can move, the more problems you can solve. It doesn't matter what you play.
Speaker 11:And I think it's a really hard concept. And when you're a parent, you know, I got 2 daughters. It begins to be harder when you're having these conversations with them and all their friends are doing all this stuff and you guys have been there, but it just, you know, overwhelming evidence that it just doesn't work to specialize.
Speaker 1:What's your involvement with, Patrick's or just everyone's nutrition that you guys train?
Speaker 11:You know, we're not licensed nutritionists. So we can give advice, and we keep things conceptual. With Patrick, I'm really involved with his nutrition and, he's got a chef and all that. But what we generally do with kids is give guidelines like, hey. How much water should you drink?
Speaker 11:And it's half your body weight in ounces. So helping a kid with that, we know how much most kindergarteners weigh. And so we start telling them this many bottles a day, and then we make them repeat it. And then they have to go home and tell their parents. And then things as simple as eat 3 colors every meal, which is it sounds like not a big deal, but you start getting kids principles instead of telling them what to eat.
Speaker 11:I think it it helps with their decision making. So that's where we start with it. But with someone like Patrick, I mean, I know
Speaker 12:we got a lot of
Speaker 11:pub listing this week and probably not in the ways that you would want or he would want. But I would tell you and I and I would challenge you guys. Like, name on your hand how many hall of fame pitchers and quarterbacks you know that were ripped and had a 6 pack, and you're not gonna get to 5. And there's a reason because anaerobic power, being able to repeat that, having that endurance, and being able to sustain that type of of really, really forced transmission, forced conduction. You you if you don't fat body part, period.
Speaker 11:And it just it's there's there's overwhelming evidence of that too. So for Patrick, I need his body fat to be a 13 13 to 15% in the season. If I in the playoffs, I wanna dip down. You know, you gotta take risk in the playoffs. You run more.
Speaker 11:You get leaner. And why? Because they're you only have 4 games. So so those things are calculated and why it may look to, you know, to to that idiot on the Colin Cowher show show that there's a big problem and we're negligent. What it really means is is that this guy's gotta absorb a lot of force.
Speaker 11:If you're gonna take hits from somebody that's £250 running 20 miles an hour that you don't even even see, if you don't have fat, you're gonna get hurt. I don't care what anybody tells me. I've learned this the hard way. And look at pictures. There's a lot of pictures that are £220, you know, that 5 11.
Speaker 11:And if you drop them down to 180, their arm tears up in in 3 months. I know this because we've done it. We've had we've had teens say, hey. I need this guy to get lean. They get lean.
Speaker 11:They blow their arm out, like, in 3 months. And I've just learned that that the body needs body fat. I went back and studied a lot of the old gladiator type of era. And a lot of those guys were big and they were big in the sense that they had body fat and they could sustain a beating and they could keep going. And I think there's merit to that.
Speaker 11:It starts with that and then it ends with evidence that we have with quarterbacks and pitchers right now.
Speaker 1:That's, yeah, that's good. You need to be Luca's spokesman at the beginning of the season when he's when he's like, look. I need a little of this.
Speaker 11:Basketball is a little different. It's a little different.
Speaker 1:Do you have Taylor Swift's number in your phone?
Speaker 11:Alright. First off, no. But if I did, I wouldn't tell you.
Speaker 6:Oh, okay. But It is very funny, though, that he, you know, his wife was like she was an intern. Right?
Speaker 8:Yeah.
Speaker 6:Like, when I first started there, you know, I'm walking in at 5 or 6 o'clock in the morning, and there's, you know, kinda I guess she's kinda there to, like, make sure you're not coming in if you don't work out there and then help them throughout the day. And I'm like, oh, hey. And now she's, like, friends with the the most famous person on the planet.
Speaker 11:She loves Brandon. I mean, she loves Brandon. They both do. Neither one of them enjoy their time with me as much because I'm just I'm I'm the one that's on them all
Speaker 1:the time. But She loves Brandon.
Speaker 4:Only
Speaker 2:yeah. I I only asked her to clean the windows one time. I learned not to do that, again pretty quickly. But, yeah, they're they're great to me. They they let me meet the baby and all that stuff.
Speaker 2:I'm the fun guy. I don't have to train anybody or hold them accountable. I I get kinda chubby too. We we love it.
Speaker 1:And, did this is my last thing, I think. Did Jake catch a pass from Patrick Mahomes? Because he says that about every other 5 every 5 minutes or so, he'll tell me.
Speaker 11:I saw it. How did you not see the video?
Speaker 6:They think they think it's, like, AI or it's doctored or something. I'm sure.
Speaker 1:But Yeah. You could do anything with
Speaker 4:it.
Speaker 11:Yeah. Not only did he catch Fast and Patrick, it was a I think he was running backwards and turned around.
Speaker 6:Yeah. You never know.
Speaker 11:Yeah. And then and then you caught one from Jalen Hertz as
Speaker 6:well. No. It was, why am I blanking? Not Shane Bushell.
Speaker 11:Sam Allinger?
Speaker 6:It was Allinger. Yeah.
Speaker 4:Oh, yeah?
Speaker 6:Yeah.
Speaker 11:I thought Jaylen was there that day. I don't remember. But, yeah.
Speaker 6:That was cool watching just that's kinda like the stuff he Bobby was talking about he does with them. Like, they're just out there on their little it's like a little side field doing crazy stuff.
Speaker 1:I once dropped the pass from Stephen McGee. That's my claim to
Speaker 2:be fair. So did a lot of Aggies, but, I've never seen somebody catch like Jake did. He hit almost hit the ground. He took his arm straight up, and he dropped to the floor.
Speaker 6:I was so I was so scared. I didn't have gloves on.
Speaker 2:If he would've dropped it, I would've been so embarrassed. I would've had to quit.
Speaker 6:That's why he he kept telling me, like, go. Go. And I'm like, no, man. No. Because, yeah, I would have you would you would send me that video every day for the rest of my life.
Speaker 11:I told Patrick too. I was like, don't take it easy.
Speaker 1:You guys you guys have any is there any superstitions, like, game, you know, Super Bowl day? Did did you do something, the Tampa year that's that you did differently the other years? I'm like, oh, let's not do that. Besides face Tom Brady, I suppose that's that helps.
Speaker 11:I don't think Tom Brady was a big of a problem that day. It's, it's like 4 hall of fame defensive linemen and 4 2, 4, 3 linebackers. Yeah. No, man. I you know, Patrick is very superstitious.
Speaker 11:I guess I am too from a, you know, standpoint of, yeah, there's pretty much nothing we did that year that we're doing again. But then everything we did last year, we're doing we're doing again as as well. So and he does the same warm up. He does the same thing every pregame. He eats the same things.
Speaker 11:He's wears the same, you know, tights.
Speaker 1:What does
Speaker 11:he eat? He's he's he's pretty consistent in that on game day. And I, and I don't know that I should, talk too much about this, but I mean, he he's like a pancake guy and a banana, You know? You know, have a little coffee and that's it. He he doesn't he doesn't do a lot.
Speaker 11:He'll have another banana at halftime.
Speaker 6:If you want no one to
Speaker 1:find out about what you say, you're on the right podcast.
Speaker 6:Yeah. We are. You are. We are in the dark, brother.
Speaker 11:But he's he's basic. You know, he he just he's a routine guy. And so if you were and I think the Netflix series hit on this. Like, they showed, I I wanna say, 5 or 6 different pre games, and they were able to make it show like he's doing the exact same thing every every single time as far as his upper body movement, stretches. I mean, he does this thing where he likes to to shoot a basket, like a 1 on 1 with the football.
Speaker 11:He likes to run 1 or 2 routes, and he always has the same guy throw to him. He has the same coach beside him catching catching the balls to hand him to him. And, you know, you go back and look at what Justin Tucker knew that last week. He was just trying
Speaker 1:to Oh, okay. Yeah.
Speaker 11:Yeah. That that that whole thing was him just trying to trying to throw him off because he knows Patrick's you know?
Speaker 1:Okay. Because Kelsey was getting most of the at least if you care about online heat. Like, oh, look at that. He was being such a jerk. He wouldn't let, Justin Tucker warm up.
Speaker 11:Well, the camera only caught Kelsey's reaction. But if you if you go back, I have a video of because somebody said it to me and was like, dude, this is this is happening. Patrick kicked it his stuff. Did you see Patrick kick his stuff?
Speaker 1:I didn't see that one. No.
Speaker 11:Everybody saw Travis build the footballs in the helmet.
Speaker 1:Right?
Speaker 11:Well, before that, Tucker set up right where they were doing get him and the other quarterback doing their drops. They're doing the same. They're doing the end zone every game. Most teams do. Tucker put his tee down right right where Patrick would drop back.
Speaker 11:So if he would've just done his drop back, he could've tripped or whatever. Well, Patrick did his drop back and and hit it and kinda tripped, but he didn't knock it down. So then he saw it and he looked down and he kicked it. And he kicked when he kicked it, he kicked it like 5 yards. Justin looked at him and he's like and went and grabbed it and put it right back behind him.
Speaker 11:Well, then Patrick grabbed it and threw it. So that happened that happened first. Then Tucker went and put his helmet and his footballs there, and then Travis got involved. And that's what that's what everybody saw, but that really wasn't the beginning. And look, man.
Speaker 11:These Ravens guys, like, I love the Ravens. I love the organization. I love Lamar, but they were talking trash all week, which is so stupid. And the thing that I hated about it, it was real passive aggressive. It's like, well he puts on his pants like everybody else.
Speaker 11:Well, I didn't mean anything by that, but I did. Or we face to the quarterbacks. So we're this nets like and if you're going to talk trash, let's say it with your chest. What are we doing? We're supposed to be the Ravens.
Speaker 11:So chalk trash or not because it's already on the bulletin board. And then when you send your kicker to rough up the 2 best players on the team, what are we doing? Stupid.
Speaker 5:Well, I'm
Speaker 2:telling you guys, you don't wanna watch a game with Bobby. It's the most stress inducing thing you'll ever see. Like, even sitting in Arrowhead, I'm like, Jesus Christ. This is so stressful. Pacing up and down.
Speaker 2:They're, like, high fiving people when it goes well. He's getting into fights on Twitter and the stands. It's a wild it's a wild ride.
Speaker 6:Gotta bring the juice.
Speaker 5:I like watching Bobby's Twitter on game day.
Speaker 6:Yeah. I think we all do.
Speaker 2:Especially Bengals game day.
Speaker 5:That's Oh my gosh.
Speaker 6:Right there. Bengals. Yeah. Alright.
Speaker 1:I need to be here. Alright, fellas.
Speaker 6:Well, it's great to catch up. Enjoy your week, and, I'm sure I will be texting both of you on Sunday.
Speaker 11:Thanks for having us.
Speaker 6:All good.
Speaker 2:Thanks, guys.
Speaker 1:Yeah. Thanks. Alright. That was cool.
Speaker 6:Do I x out now, Blake?
Speaker 1:Yeah. Go ahead. Okay. Alright. Alright.
Speaker 1:Yeah. We also will record some of that on video for the sosh. Right, Blake? Is that the whole deal?
Speaker 5:Yeah. I mean, engagement. Right?
Speaker 1:Engagement. Am I right?
Speaker 6:Yeah. Yeah. Those guys are great. And I know, like, sometimes, you know, some of the stuff that Bobby's saying, we're just looking at each other like, do can I do a sit up? Because, like, he's that in-depth with, like, his understanding of the body and how this and that works with each other.
Speaker 6:It's you know, it's a lot like Jameis. You know? You you got your elbows. What's that at the bottom?
Speaker 1:That's your your what's the elbow of the knee? Or the, of the of the leg is the knee. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.
Speaker 1:We have more sports. We certainly do. Oh, this doesn't fit.
Speaker 6:Right? It doesn't, but I kinda like the bit
Speaker 1:now. Okay. The more sports is soccer. That's a sport. So they say.
Speaker 1:So they say. Say it's very popular in certain areas. And the World Cup, press conference was yesterday to announce who got the World Cup final. And alright. Let me get rid of this.
Speaker 1:Come on,
Speaker 6:pal. We like it.
Speaker 1:Yeah. It's
Speaker 13:fine. We
Speaker 1:need the fast one. You never put the fast one in there for me because, at least, I don't know where it is. No. So I you know what? The only thing I don't really have well, I'll tell you as we go through this because I know you saw some Jerry and you listened the entire Jerry, I think.
Speaker 6:Yeah. It's not 4 or 5 minutes, but yeah.
Speaker 1:So they had a press conference, and, I take you to the way I consumed this was, this morning from the WFAA stream. So channel 8 had a stream hosted by Mike Leslie and some soccer guy. He's that they he's their soccer guy. And, well, I'll just take you to Mike Leslie's opening remarks.
Speaker 14:We are, 13 ish minutes away from the worst kept secret in all of sports becoming official. We're pretty sure we'll wait for it to be officially announced, but we're pretty sure that AT and T Stadium will be announced as the host site for the 2026 World Cup final. July 19th 2026. All the eyes of the sports world will be on that building right there, AT and T Stadium, for the World Cup final. Again, there there are other possibilities so far in, in LA, MetLife Stadium in New York.
Speaker 14:Chances are good. It's going to be AT and T Stadium, and it's going to be a very, celebratory atmosphere in Arlington very soon.
Speaker 15:Definitely. I mean, it's today's the day. Right? You know? So, like you said, it's the worst kept secret in sports has been reported on, I don't know, 3 3, 4 times in the past 2 years.
Speaker 15:So, if it wasn't 18 2 Stadium, I would be very shocked.
Speaker 1:Yeah. Okay.
Speaker 6:Boy, that s eating tone too of, like, yeah. Okay. They haven't said it yet, but I think we all know. And it's going to be the greatest day in the history of Dallas Fort Worth when we get the World Cup final, which I am certain we are getting back to you.
Speaker 1:It's just so fun knowing
Speaker 6:Hell, yeah.
Speaker 1:Knowing the end result is that they didn't get it. Yeah. This is gold. And that everybody is so disappointed. But, as they're leading up to the big announcement, and they're thinking they're 13 minutes away.
Speaker 1:I don't know if he said that in that cut, but that's okay. So 13 ish. 13 ish. I don't think we found out for over an hour from when he said that. But this is so they were they were throwing it to different news packages as well to kill some time.
Speaker 1:They threw it to a news package where they were giving you an old familiar song.
Speaker 16:But getting the maximum number and the final, well, that'd be a massive boost for North Texas. The Dallas Sports Commission compared it to hosting 8 Super Bowls 8 Super Bowls. Create up to 3,000 jobs and have an impact worth $400,000,000.
Speaker 1:I love it. Did not
Speaker 6:make $400,000,000. Every single time.
Speaker 1:And every single you never really learn until, you know, way after the fact when they're like, no. It actually you know who it did? It made 400,000,000 for, like, this guy, like, Jerry made. Right. But, like, as far as, like, that money coming into the community Right.
Speaker 6:Like the guy just wore.
Speaker 1:Spread around. That's not the way that's going at all.
Speaker 6:Like, the guy who owns, like, the chicken restaurant across the street just walks out and throws a pile of cash in the air as business owners everywhere celebrate. That's that's how they that's how they snow us.
Speaker 5:Well, yeah. I mean, the local Arlington businesses like the Walmart across the street and the Cane's there on the corner and you got
Speaker 6:Okay. At least they're not the cowboys, although Walmart kind of is. Let's continue to, tease what's coming up.
Speaker 14:Again, we are standing by waiting for news to come down. It's it's been reported 3, 4 times over now over the course of the last couple of years. That AT and T Stadium in Arlington would be the host site for the 2026 World Cup final. So if that's not the news that is revealed over the course of the next 10, 15 minutes or so Yeah. It would be rather shocking.
Speaker 1:Yeah. So now we're now we're, like, we're 20 minutes in, minutes in, but he's still saying 10, 15. I don't know.
Speaker 4:Like, stay tuned. Stay with us here.
Speaker 1:So I'm sure you guys had known this for a long time,
Speaker 5:but I wasn't made aware until the rangers parade about the local news people that made aware until the rangers parade about the local news people that have to go unscripted Yeah. And the comedy there. Well, that's just like we're getting into. Constantly resetting.
Speaker 6:Yeah.
Speaker 5:Don't really know how to end my sentence here, but, just stay tuned.
Speaker 1:I feel like you must have you but you don't. You didn't see the sheet I have, but that is a perfect segue into, I believe, what's coming up this this next cut.
Speaker 14:For somebody like you, as big a soccer fan as I personally know.
Speaker 15:Yeah. What would this mean?
Speaker 6:Well, that guy makes Blake sound like sliced alone. Back it
Speaker 15:up. Hey.
Speaker 1:I'm sorry.
Speaker 5:You know? Hey.
Speaker 1:Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 4:We're in big circles.
Speaker 14:Like you, as big a soccer fan as I personally know.
Speaker 15:Yeah.
Speaker 6:What would this
Speaker 15:mean? For for me, personally, I I I'm just super excited that, you know, I've watched I've always watched the World Cup, you know, as a casual sports fan.
Speaker 13:I didn't
Speaker 15:really get into, covering soccer as as as, much as I did until I I was working in Austin and, Austin FC
Speaker 6:That's the biggest soccer fan you know?
Speaker 1:I started covering Hold on. Soccer is MLS.
Speaker 4:Hold on.
Speaker 1:He went
Speaker 5:out on the limb to say he normally watched the World Cup.
Speaker 4:As
Speaker 6:a casual fan, wouldn't the biggest soccer fan like, for me, I would say, like, Peter Welton or Andy Swift.
Speaker 1:Yeah. They they take trip trips to England and every couple of years
Speaker 6:breathing and dying with it's cerebral cover.
Speaker 1:I grew up. I I was a yeah. I was really in It was just like,
Speaker 6:well, a a job made me start watching it.
Speaker 1:So I did.
Speaker 6:So I kinda I kinda like it now.
Speaker 15:International, more, feverishly, but, you know, just the. And like I said, I was 2 years old whenever the the when it, came here last time. So I don't obviously, I don't remember it.
Speaker 6:Yeah.
Speaker 15:And this is something that will be cool for me personally, soccer fan. You know, I want to, you know, be be here to to cover it and, and just enjoy all the festivities that come around it.
Speaker 1:So it's gonna be from what I just learned there, it's gonna be kinda cool for this guy. Yeah. Otherwise, I mean
Speaker 6:Unless I'm busy
Speaker 4:that day. I mean, I'll watch probably.
Speaker 6:I don't know. If I have laundry, then maybe skip the game.
Speaker 1:Alright. We are, we're still kinda reading the tea leaves, and and we're still teasing ahead here.
Speaker 15:FIFA confirms Dallas will have 9 games.
Speaker 14:FIFA. Okay. There's one more. There's one more to be had. I wonder where it might be.
Speaker 14:It might be, what it might be, what it might be.
Speaker 15:Make sense because if you think about the way that they've laid it out, there's 5 group stage matches. Mhmm. They've done 2, 2, round of our group of sixteens and then, a group of 8. And so then they're not gonna give him a semifinal too, you know, because they wanna divvy it out. And so that in my mind, that would open the the door for the final to be Jerry world.
Speaker 1:Pretty it's Who could it be? It's pretty much it's pretty much all laid out there in front of us here. It's we're still just kind of waiting. Mike Leslie just dead set. He is very sure that it's gonna be Dallas, and he just wishes it would happen.
Speaker 14:Gianni Infantino, the FIFA president confirming just a moment ago, Dallas will host more matches than any of the other host cities for the 2026 World Cup. 9 of the 104 matches in total. It wouldn't make a whole lot of sense for the site to host the most to not host the final.
Speaker 1:Why? There you go.
Speaker 6:Why? Why would that have any bearing on it at all? If you already have the most Yeah. Like, why would it make any sense to be like,
Speaker 1:oh, okay. Well, then let's
Speaker 6:just give them another one? That actually would make sense. Like, you tell the the city that's getting it, like, hey. You're only getting 5, but you're getting the big one.
Speaker 1:So we teased, what, the next 13 minutes when we started?
Speaker 6:Yeah. Ish. Right, Blake? Thank you.
Speaker 1:Let's fast forward 55 more minutes from that because we're here.
Speaker 2:Are we bumping
Speaker 5:up against young Sheldon or something? We're here.
Speaker 6:At CBS, did you know that
Speaker 14:New York, New Jersey gets Really?
Speaker 13:Wow. Wow. Shocking. Wow.
Speaker 14:You probably just heard it reverberate across our newsroom. The final will not be I don't think you
Speaker 1:guys it
Speaker 14:will not be in Arlington. It will not be at AT and T Stadium. And how how far how far did my jaw just drop there live on the air? I'm I'm a little shocked myself. I can only imagine how shocked.
Speaker 14:Jerry Jones must be. Monica Paul must be. Dan Hunt must be right now. This again, we're talking about reported multiple times over 3, 4 times over.
Speaker 6:Here's what he's starting to get that CYA vote.
Speaker 14:That the final would be
Speaker 1:It's not our fault.
Speaker 14:Stadium in Arlington. FIFA drops a bomb, and it will not It's be in Arlington. And I'm wondering what the YouTube That's that's exactly where I went. My goodness.
Speaker 1:The YouTube comments. Oh, yeah.
Speaker 6:Because you said this is live streamed?
Speaker 1:Yes. Yeah. So they're they're streaming on YouTube.
Speaker 6:They need someone to go check out the comments, Blake.
Speaker 1:And often the the comments will really put everything into perspective.
Speaker 6:Sure.
Speaker 1:So, yeah, let's let's let's read some YouTube comments.
Speaker 14:Money pit castle from Santa Fe said LMAO. They did us dirty. Michelle says, wow. Lisandro says,
Speaker 4:wow. I
Speaker 15:know. Why? What?
Speaker 14:We know. A bunch
Speaker 4:of sad
Speaker 6:You're just reading wows and whys.
Speaker 14:This is wow. Wow. I'm legitimately surprised.
Speaker 6:I mean, maybe it was reported a bunch and maybe you know? But if if I'm Mike Leslie, the reason I'm so like, it's in the bag already is he knows that he could get to go to a World Cup final and cover it, which is, no matter if you like soccer or not, probably an insane scene. Like Yeah.
Speaker 1:I don't know. Because one of the least fun games I was ever at was the Super Bowl here. Because I didn't know you went. Yeah. I went to the Super Bowl that was here.
Speaker 6:Okay.
Speaker 1:I had standing room only. And but it was very you know, it's like there's it's it's very corporate. Well, I mean, Jerry World is that anyway.
Speaker 6:But here's the thing, man.
Speaker 1:But it's very corporate. The fans
Speaker 6:I know. And everybody I know who's gone, even if I actually know people who've gone when it was their team who were like, this is I'd rather be at a home game Yeah. In the playoffs. I'll give soccer credit this, though. You there's it's impossible to produce a boring environment in a in a World Cup, especially when you're in the the final.
Speaker 6:It's insane. You know? The the Yeah.
Speaker 1:I wonder. I mean, I think about so whatever country, they have the funds to travel here and then pay the exorbitant cost it's gonna cost to get in there? And They
Speaker 6:have enough people who will. It's their
Speaker 1:Do they?
Speaker 6:That's there are people that will I mean, that is their life's goal. So even the big money people
Speaker 1:in Argentina or wherever
Speaker 6:Are a lot more fired up than Jerry's buddies. Okay. I promise you, dude. I promise you. It'll be a it'll be lit, maybe even litty.
Speaker 1:The Super Bowls are not lit. No.
Speaker 6:No. It's and, you know, neither are cowboy games, but I still think, it's funny just wanting to get back 15 minutes and listen. Who could it be? So now we've got
Speaker 1:You love this, Blake? We throw it to a press conference.
Speaker 5:I I was I was having way more fun before you made the connection that that that guy sounds a lot like me.
Speaker 6:He doesn't sound a lot like you.
Speaker 5:And now it's not as fun. It was just that one little part. Because I wanna rip the guy.
Speaker 1:You can rip someone that sounds like you.
Speaker 6:It doesn't sound like he's like a TV guy. I'll tell
Speaker 10:you that. No.
Speaker 6:He's he's a writer.
Speaker 5:He's not adding much.
Speaker 6:No. Well, he did read those comments. You gotta give him that.
Speaker 5:Okay.
Speaker 6:He said that Lucy said, wow.
Speaker 1:So I'm just going chronologically on my WFA stream from yesterday. So then they throw it out to AT and T Stadium. By the way, did you hear that? So the World Cup, no matter what stadium you play in, they will not refer to that stadium with their name whoever bought the naming rights because they never paid the World Cup anything.
Speaker 6:So what did they just say? From here in Arlington?
Speaker 1:Even worse. Oh. Have you guys not heard this? No. My gosh.
Speaker 6:I'm not it I but go ahead, and I'll tell you. I think I know where you're going.
Speaker 1:They're gonna call it Dallas Stadium.
Speaker 6:Yeah. Okay. I know that's the part that everybody was
Speaker 1:Yeah. So, like, New York Stadium, Dallas Stadium, Los Angeles Stadium, they will not call it by whoever paid for the naming rights.
Speaker 5:And yet well
Speaker 1:And you know what?
Speaker 5:Is so fine.
Speaker 1:AT and T also did not pay me. So why would I Why would the Dallas Morning News? Why would anybody?
Speaker 6:Yeah. That's interesting. Yeah. I know the people I did see the people were mad about Dallas even being involved in this as I think we're gonna get to. We're gonna get to there.
Speaker 6:But I didn't know it was because of the stadium thing. But there's no way in hell they were gonna come back from break. And people in, you know, Japan or, you know, Belgium, they're not gonna say, hear from Arlington, Texas. They barely even do that on NFL games. Right.
Speaker 6:But it's It is delicious. So Coming off your trash parade.
Speaker 1:So I know what you're wondering. You're like, my gosh. I'm kinda surprised by this, this as well. I need some perspective. I wonder what Emmitt Smith thinks.
Speaker 1:What?
Speaker 4:And, Emmett, you you are our famous soccer dad again. I mentioned Reagan playing midfielder for Texas A&M. I mean, we know that the men's game lifts the women's game and vice versa. What does this mean for a family and and for a family
Speaker 1:Why is this audio so darn low? I'm sorry, Blake. Let me just try and hit pump up real quick and see if that works. Pump it. Pump it.
Speaker 1:Pump it. It sounds
Speaker 6:very scratchy. Yeah. Emmett Smith.
Speaker 1:Yes. What does Emmett Smith think?
Speaker 4:Sorry. Fagan playing midfielder for Texas A&M. I mean, we know that the men's game lifts the women's game and vice versa. What does this mean for a family and and for a family who's who's watching soccer and and interested in getting into the sport?
Speaker 1:You're interested in what he might have to say about this?
Speaker 6:I mean, I found out his daughter plays soccer there.
Speaker 1:And that's why you're here. That's why. Yeah. Okay. So what does it mean for families?
Speaker 6:Yeah. I'm excited to hear.
Speaker 17:What it means is that Have a family.
Speaker 6:You get to see
Speaker 18:one of the largest, sporting events around the globe, right here in your backyard 9 times. And and for kids that are, you know, from diverse background, they get a chance. If they haven't been introduced to it, they get introduced to it. So
Speaker 6:So Oh, okay. Yeah. You have a kid.
Speaker 1:You you live in Grapevine. From a diverse background, maybe even not a diverse background. I don't know. But now it's gonna be, like, a half hour from your house.
Speaker 6:Now I'll watch it.
Speaker 1:If you'd like to go
Speaker 5:to the game
Speaker 6:Introduce Oh, yeah. Sure.
Speaker 17:Globally, it's a beautiful thing, and it's a great thing for the ring to set up to have 9 games. You can get a chance to go out and see some of the best soccer players in the
Speaker 6:world. Them a couple.
Speaker 18:Come right here upon and ascend right here upon this region and this city.
Speaker 17:What? So for families, who are supporters of sports no matter what sport it is, this is a tremendous opportunity to get engaged.
Speaker 1:If you like hockey introduce your kids to
Speaker 17:things that they probably have never seen before
Speaker 10:Tennis or might have Badminton.
Speaker 17:Seen now that it's on a global stage. And for, the entire region. Well, we get a chance to showcase our talents and our abilities to put things in place, like great stage, great facilities, etcetera, etcetera, roads and bridges and everything else.
Speaker 5:Hey. I know you're from Argentina. You're here at the World Cup final. Believe by 30. This Margaret Hill hunt bridge.
Speaker 1:Hear hear hear hear hear hear hear You gotta see this road.
Speaker 4:Look at this road.
Speaker 5:It's got 6 lanes.
Speaker 1:Look at this road.
Speaker 6:It's not too many potholes.
Speaker 17:For real?
Speaker 6:That, dude, I don't know.
Speaker 17:When we get a chance to showcase our talents and our abilities to put things in place, like, great stadiums, great facilities, etcetera, etcetera, roads and bridges and everything, y'all.
Speaker 5:What is everything And everything?
Speaker 1:Waves hand?
Speaker 6:Yeah. Waves hand. Yeah. See over there?
Speaker 1:Just take a look. Hey.
Speaker 5:Hey, toll road.
Speaker 1:Two airports. Thanks. We use our talents
Speaker 6:to put that together.
Speaker 1:Look at that. Look.
Speaker 5:When it gets dark, we have street light.
Speaker 1:What's in front of that, Tex Mex restaurant?
Speaker 6:That's a memorial. It's a memorial.
Speaker 1:That's right. Remember 911?
Speaker 6:Hey. Look at this, tower. You see the ball? Spence. They go round and round on you.
Speaker 6:The the there's so much there. We may have to play this again tomorrow because the part where he's like there's no chance he knows, like, more than maybe 2 soccer players, if that's names. And he said the phrase, they will have a chance to come upon and ascend into this region. Oh, it's gonna be stuck in my head.
Speaker 1:What does any of that mean?
Speaker 5:He he just pictures other countries as everything else is third world. Right?
Speaker 6:Yeah. Pretty much.
Speaker 5:We're the only country with roads.
Speaker 6:Right. Alright.
Speaker 1:Now so it's it's real funny because that initial panel and we'll go back to them, I think. But because Emmett's not done. But, it's Dirk.
Speaker 6:Okay. That one might kinda make sense because of the soccer tie end. Emmett,
Speaker 1:a midfielder for FC Dallas, and Marty Turco. First of all, you've got though. Dirk and Emmett. They might be on the Dallas Mount Rushmore.
Speaker 5:They yeah. They definitely are.
Speaker 1:Yeah. And then some guy
Speaker 6:At least he plays soccer. Well, I
Speaker 1:think it was, like, 20 years old. From Plano. He is from yeah. He's he's, like, lives he grew up here.
Speaker 6:No. That that would make sense then.
Speaker 1:Kind of.
Speaker 6:Well, it doesn't fit with the others, but yeah.
Speaker 1:Hey. The only soccer player that we've ever produced that we can get, And then, yeah, Marty Turca. So
Speaker 6:It makes absolutely no sense
Speaker 1:at all. But the greatest, well, not the greatest. Jerry's probably the greatest. Right? But, then they have a panel of, they have the local mayors.
Speaker 1:Like, they got the mayor of Frisco, the mayor of Arlington, and, then they got a guy who's got a cape. He's got a big r on it. He's got a an elephant on it. Okay. He used to have a donkey
Speaker 10:Yeah. When he traded that in.
Speaker 5:Mhmm.
Speaker 1:He is known in some circles as sports mayor because he loves sports. We don't know what else he does. He doesn't, but he he loves sports. And here's Sportsmere.
Speaker 10:We are now on, the global stage. Dallas has worked hard, to be in a position to be able to host something like a World Cup. And so in in my mind, what we need to be doing right now, is immediately pivoting towards the business at hand, which is hosting the world's biggest party in 2026 and making sure everybody has a great time. We are we have the opportunity now to host the world here in our neck of the woods.
Speaker 1:They love to lean into the word world. Yeah. Emmett did that too. I mean, it's the World Cup. It's like
Speaker 6:Actually, Emmett said, globe. The globe.
Speaker 1:It's it's, you know, you get to choose your energy.
Speaker 10:Yeah. Iron games is a lot of games, and I think there's something to be read into on why we were given that responsibility to host so many games.
Speaker 1:We're gonna host so many
Speaker 10:people from around the world
Speaker 1:The world.
Speaker 10:Here in our city, and we need to do everything we can to show them why Dallas is an international city and why Dallas is on the global stage. And so that's my focus at this point. It would it would have been wonderful to have this historic, final game play, but to have a semifinal and 8 other games played here, there's a a real opportunity
Speaker 1:to showcase,
Speaker 10:what the city is
Speaker 1:And he's wearing like
Speaker 4:a hat.
Speaker 10:19 eighties. You know, JR Ewingdon is not a real
Speaker 1:Oh, I'm sorry. I spoke over some of his gold. Sorry. He's teaching
Speaker 10:you about Dallas. This city has become. This isn't the 19 eighties. You know, JR Ewing then is not a real thing.
Speaker 6:This is the That's the sixties where we murdered the president.
Speaker 10:That we want the world.
Speaker 1:Yeah. Wait. So he's referring to something, JR Ewing, 1980, 44 years ago? Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1:So, yeah, is if if if you were hosting something in 1980, now we're talking about pre World War 2. Like, what are you doing? Who
Speaker 6:cares? Yeah.
Speaker 1:That's not a good reference
Speaker 6:to see. And But this is his whole bit, though. Anytime you hear him talk, that's why he was in Dubai or whatever whenever they were taking a vote a couple of months. His whole bit is just Dallas is gonna be this international hub.
Speaker 10:So they're going to get a chance to see that in 2026.
Speaker 1:Probably because the
Speaker 10:That's really where I think
Speaker 1:DFW kinda makes our make
Speaker 10:sure that, we show the entire world how fun and welcoming and beautiful our community is. And so I'm as excited as I can be about it. 9 games is a lot of people from around the world who are going to be here for a considerable amount of time, and they're gonna come away with an impression of our city that I think is going to stay with them forever. So I'm very excited, very happy. It's a great day.
Speaker 1:It's it's like he is more concerned with the image of the city to others who don't live here than the city for people that live in
Speaker 6:this city. It's all it's been that way from the start with him. And I gotta tell you, man. You know, I I don't even live in Dallas. There are some beautiful parts of Dallas.
Speaker 6:There's some beautiful neighborhoods. But in general, and you'll see this, Dan, when you, go to Paris in a month or so, there might be a handful of people from around the world who come here, and they're like, that was cool. But, 99% of them are gonna be like, that place is trash. Mhmm. Because now if you go to, like, New York or you go to even, like, any East Coast city or even Chicago, you might be like, this kinda feels like home if you're from Europe.
Speaker 6:You come here, you're gonna be like, what is this place?
Speaker 5:I gotta drive 45 minutes to get there.
Speaker 6:Yeah. My hotel is super far away. There's no public transit, which I know we're gonna get to. There's a Hooters. There is a Hooters.
Speaker 6:There are a lot of Buffalo Wild Wings. We already talked about we already talked about the bridges.
Speaker 1:Oh my god. Ball's hot.
Speaker 6:Yeah. Yeah. There's almost no one who's from Europe is going to come to America and go to Dallas and be like, that place is really cool.
Speaker 1:They got a wet and wild. Yeah.
Speaker 5:You know what's gonna be the cherry on top is when everyone gets here and the ERCOT grid fails because
Speaker 1:Oh, yeah. Because everyone's here using all the electricity.
Speaker 6:That would be great.
Speaker 1:Oh my gosh. So, Newey Scruggs from NBC 5 is out there, and he's got a question for the real sports mayor. Wouldn't you have to say if someone around here can be called sports mayor, it's the the Arlington guy?
Speaker 6:I mean, the teams all play there.
Speaker 5:Yeah. Jeff Williams is that his name?
Speaker 6:No. He's out. Right?
Speaker 5:Oh, that was the last guy?
Speaker 1:Is it Ross? Something Ross?
Speaker 6:Jeff Williams is definitely the last guy, but I
Speaker 1:It's Jeff Ross. It's Jeff Ross?
Speaker 6:Or Jeffrey Ross.
Speaker 1:Jeffrey Ross. Because he also he does roast.
Speaker 6:Yeah. That's right. Yeah.
Speaker 5:I like him.
Speaker 1:This is him. Yeah. Anyway, Newey has a question.
Speaker 19:Mayor Ross, Newey Scruggs, NBC 5. Do you think public transportation Arlington not having it at all could have been a part of not having the final here?
Speaker 9:Nooy, why I know somebody's gonna ask that question. We have What are you?
Speaker 6:Aunt Jemima? I believe
Speaker 1:what we have there is do you call it code switching?
Speaker 6:Yeah. That's a classic one.
Speaker 1:That was a believe. I believe that was a pretty if you listen to him talk for the rest, this is the that's the only time I've ever heard this guy talk like that. Question. But, for those who don't know, Newey Scruggs, black. And, the mayor of Arlington Not black.
Speaker 1:The very opposite of black. Not black.
Speaker 19:Could have been a part of not having the final here.
Speaker 9:No. Why I know somebody's gonna ask that question.
Speaker 1:Like, why is this not the headline? World is that? Out of this whole thing?
Speaker 5:Can we diagram that sentence?
Speaker 6:Yeah. Well, what would be even funnier is if, like, a Chinese reporter was there.
Speaker 1:Oh my god. Why why did I know someone's gonna Oh.
Speaker 6:Oh my goodness. That is so confederate know somebody.
Speaker 1:Is it a red fox? Dang it.
Speaker 5:I know.
Speaker 9:Yeah. I I know somebody's gonna ask that question. We have public transportation. Let me tell you, if you've ever been to a cowboy game, if you've been to a ranger game, if you've been to the World Series parade where we had 750,000 people come into this city, they went in and out just fine. We have a ride
Speaker 1:Boy, I've talked to people
Speaker 9:people around just fine.
Speaker 1:A ride shipper. I've when, I talked to people who went down there for that parade and they're like, what a cluster f. Yes.
Speaker 7:It was horrible.
Speaker 5:It took them hours to get out. Yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah. That
Speaker 6:And It's odd that he mentioned that.
Speaker 5:And by people getting around, is he talking about, like, the shuttles that run to the stadium?
Speaker 9:Because Yeah. We don't assign ourselves to a particular transit authority at this particular moment. People think we're gonna is that gonna be a problem? Absolutely not. We have been working hand in hand with Michael Morris and RTC and COG in planning all the transportation moving in and
Speaker 1:that's probably a major reason that Dallas didn't get it.
Speaker 6:Of course.
Speaker 9:This is the type of
Speaker 1:That of all these sites
Speaker 9:was born and raised
Speaker 1:to do. It's it's the, the worst
Speaker 9:this all the time. We've done Super Bowls. We've done 3 Taylor Swift concerts
Speaker 1:in a row.
Speaker 9:That's almost as big as a World Cup now. This is something that happens on a regular basis. Our traffic management people are second to none, and if you've ever experienced coming
Speaker 1:in and out of your one person.
Speaker 9:Get people in and out. They kinda have to do that. If not better than any other city in the country. So, we do have a public transportation.
Speaker 1:This is where you could just say anything you want.
Speaker 9:Signed into a transit authority.
Speaker 4:Okay.
Speaker 9:Okay. I knew that question was coming, Newey. Thank you for getting it right out. Shoot.
Speaker 6:Thanks, brother.
Speaker 9:Now that we Why not know somebody's gonna ask that question?
Speaker 5:Yes. That's shocking.
Speaker 6:Yeah. I mean, it's funny to say that the reason you're not, like, signed up with a particular transit authority is why, people say you don't have public transportation. What I would say is because you don't have trains. Yeah. It's like we don't wanna be in a box, you know, labeled.
Speaker 6:Right. It's like, no. It's because you don't have rail that runs there.
Speaker 1:Hop in that train to to have it dump you out right at the stadium?
Speaker 6:Yeah. I mean
Speaker 1:But Jerry would not allow that, would he?
Speaker 6:He would not. I've heard people say to varying degrees that he was in he's involved in keeping that from happening. But he that would be bad for him. That's for sure.
Speaker 1:Right. They make it sound him
Speaker 6:on that parking.
Speaker 1:In that parking. Jim Ross, that's actually the I mean, so you might think it's Jeffrey Ross though because he does have a comedy set.
Speaker 5:Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 9:Yeah. Jokingly, mayor Cheney and I, did a panel together, I don't know, couple of years ago, Jeff, wasn't it? And they said, well, introduce yourself and tell something you're proud of. And I said, well, I'm Jim Ross, mayor of Arlington. I'm proud that we don't allow the f word to be used in Arlington, and the f word's Frisco because they do so many things really, really well, And I meant that as a compliment.
Speaker 1:Yes. The, Frisco who steals our teams and, is really the reason that we called the Rangers, like, 10 years ahead of their lease running out and said, how about we build you a new ballpark even though you don't know need 1? Just because, in theory, you could think about going to Frisco when the time is when the time is right.
Speaker 6:And then just to to back pain and say, like, and I mean that as a compliment.
Speaker 1:Yeah. No. Yeah. They're they're We
Speaker 6:don't wanna talk about you because we know you're screwing us over. You're the f word. And I mean that as a compliment.
Speaker 1:Yeah. Well, now here's a pretty big the headline coming out of this was not really, Jim Ross code switching as it should have been, but it was, more Jerry. So now we take you back to the, the stream, and the guys are kinda just we're all trying to, justify this as being pretty good. Not bad. It's pretty good, actually.
Speaker 1:I I know we're teasing ahead.
Speaker 6:As a team, if you're a fan, wouldn't you rather win 3 wildcards than ever win a Super Bowl?
Speaker 1:Yeah. Of of course. Yeah.
Speaker 6:This is better. It's more more wins.
Speaker 1:But once they see you know, they're kinda monitoring it. You know how this works. If we're doing a cowboys press conference, Blake or the killer or somebody will be out at the press saying, okay. He's he's walking to the podium now. He's walking to the podium now, and that's what we're gonna get here.
Speaker 14:I don't blame you for being frustrated right now because
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 14:This felt like it was done. This felt like this was we we're we're oh, Jerry Jones is speaking now. Let's see what he has to say about all of this.
Speaker 12:Well, first of all, I want to to, think very realistic and I mean that. This is a fabulous success. Fabulous.
Speaker 6:Was there any chance he was gonna get up there and say, like
Speaker 1:God damn.
Speaker 6:This is gotta be a huge waste of time.
Speaker 1:Yeah. Jesus. I put everything
Speaker 6:into this.
Speaker 12:You talk about one question.
Speaker 1:Did Jerry junior f this up?
Speaker 6:Where is he?
Speaker 12:Podium up here, Dallas, whether it's Arlington, Frisco, and all the areas here. This game is not being played in New York. It's being played in New Jersey.
Speaker 6:Love the justification there.
Speaker 12:And so those things are a matter of, really as much as anything perception. Now this was a fabulous come from behind.
Speaker 1:Love that he pronounces fabulous. Fabulous.
Speaker 6:Yeah. Just fabless. Now he's spinning you on the underdog.
Speaker 12:Tremendous effort by led by the 2 people on each side of me right here. But a fabless. See the competition
Speaker 6:But a fabless.
Speaker 1:Was a fabless.
Speaker 12:Was dealing with the perception of a coastal of of a New York or a Los Angeles.
Speaker 6:He means cities that are cool. Yeah. That's the we're up against.
Speaker 1:The coastal elites, though.
Speaker 6:That's right.
Speaker 12:If we're totally being played to just America and the United States, that wouldn't have been such a formidable thing to overcome. But internationally, that's formidable to overcome.
Speaker 6:It's like Europeans like cool stuff. Yeah.
Speaker 12:This team
Speaker 1:It's unfortunate.
Speaker 12:Came that close to overcoming it. Now we have 9 games, and that comes out too fast. Too fast. This is just like that, it ought to be 9 games because that's the kind of impact that
Speaker 1:This is just like the cowboys though every year. It's like, yeah. Got that close. We were just there. We were right there Yeah.
Speaker 1:On the brink.
Speaker 5:Isn't he the guy you wanna work for? Like, anything you do.
Speaker 1:That's great.
Speaker 6:Oh, yeah.
Speaker 1:I can't even believe
Speaker 5:you can't.
Speaker 1:I can't believe you got this far.
Speaker 6:Yeah. Yeah. Skip ahead a little bit.
Speaker 12:And we wanna show them not only what this area is about, but we wanna show them why this stadium is here to begin with. This stadium could have been built for a lot less and a lot grander scale just for the cowboys to play in.
Speaker 6:This is a real doozy. He it's like the, I think you should leave meme where the guy's like, oh my god. He said it.
Speaker 12:Because you could have had a great place for a 100000 people to watch the cowboy games every game.
Speaker 6:Cool.
Speaker 12:The rest of
Speaker 4:what was committed and why this stadium is
Speaker 12:here like it is is so that John 40,000,000 people and talk to them about what it's like to be and 40,000,000 people and talk to them about what it's like to be in this stadium, not just the 100,000 that are in the stands.
Speaker 6:He he flat out said, we built this TV for stadium and concerts. The stadium? Like, we he's like, we could have made a great place for football. It probably wouldn't even have cost as much.
Speaker 1:Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 6:But now he's like, listen. It's for the one know the deal.
Speaker 1:And it's for the one time Al Michaels. And quick, cool references.
Speaker 6:Yeah. Al Michaels. Al Michaels and John Madden. He did. Oh, excuse me.
Speaker 6:Yeah. You're right.
Speaker 1:He did say Al Michaels and John Madden to, once a game, mention the artwork coming out of the break.
Speaker 6:Yeah. That's what it's all about, baby.
Speaker 1:And, yes, it is about concerts. This could have been great for football, but And if you're wondering why it's not You know why. One more little one.
Speaker 12:We believe that we represent in the center of the country what America's about in our way, and we believe we show the future.
Speaker 6:You know who doesn't? Those homos in Los Angeles.
Speaker 1:That's right. They don't know what
Speaker 6:That's basically what he's saying. Yeah. He's like, look, these lefty cities.
Speaker 1:Yeah. New York. Yeah. Crime ridden.
Speaker 6:Crime yeah. Exactly. We got a the rat runs out on the fields.
Speaker 12:And we tried to sell that, and we wanted the committee of the of of them to buy into that as opposed to going to 1 of the other coast New York or Los Angeles. It was a hell of a battle. We almost got there.
Speaker 6:I think it's funny too, and he's probably telling the truth about this. It's kinda like we were talking about a minute ago. It's funny that he thinks of the pitch to have the World Cup here where the overwhelming majority of people that are attending are not going to be from America. The idea that they tried to sell FIFA on we're America, though. I got news for you.
Speaker 6:Not thought of too highly around the world right now. Yeah. So so if you wanna make yourself, like, the most America city as you're pitching yourself, that might not have been a good idea because you could probably look at Miami and LA and be like, oh, those cities are, like, the most the least American cities. Big cities. And he's like, I don't understand why this guy from Portugal doesn't wanna visit the pinnacle of America.
Speaker 6:Yeah. It's like
Speaker 1:Right here.
Speaker 6:I mean So so misguided. But I love his sales job.
Speaker 1:So is Dan Hunt the Jerry junior of the Hunt family? Like, he didn't get he didn't get the Chiefs.
Speaker 6:No. He got FC Dallas. Soccer. Yeah. So that might be a good analogy.
Speaker 1:Clark Hunt got the Chiefs.
Speaker 5:You can say it as fast as you want now.
Speaker 6:Yeah. You really can. That's true. Clark Hunt.
Speaker 1:Or Klar. Klar. Anyway, Dan Hunt is there. He's the soccer guy, and he's he's also gonna tell you that what's wrong with this? This is great.
Speaker 13:But I want you guys to think about this. Out of 9 games, we have 4 elimination round games. And I'm gonna have to go look at the table,
Speaker 4:but I'm not sure anybody else
Speaker 13:has 4 elimination round games. Sweet. And we have else has 4 elimination round games.
Speaker 6:Sweet.
Speaker 13:And we have a final match on the last group stage elimination day. So you have 5 fixtures that are do or die that are going to happen at the same time in
Speaker 1:the theater.
Speaker 13:There will be more drama that takes place here on this pitch than anywhere else in the entire World Cup. You have 5 do or die matches. You're gonna have 9 great matches that take place, because I know how they're gonna
Speaker 1:be here today.
Speaker 13:Actually stadium with our great
Speaker 1:They offered us the the final. NFL.
Speaker 6:I said
Speaker 13:But how about you will see
Speaker 6:things unfold
Speaker 13:that probably will have never been witnessed in any other World Cup in a single venue except here at AT and T Stadium. So incredible win for soccer fans.
Speaker 1:Win. Win. It sounds
Speaker 6:like he's using, like, the draft points chart. He's like, alright. 3 thirds, that's what We could've moved up. High second. We were gonna package up, 4 of these and yeah.
Speaker 6:It's like, no, dude.
Speaker 1:They go back to Jerry.
Speaker 12:I think that,
Speaker 1:Same thing.
Speaker 12:The the thing that we are going to bring to the table Think
Speaker 5:of something
Speaker 4:to say
Speaker 5:at the
Speaker 12:same time.
Speaker 4:Is,
Speaker 12:cutting edge hospitality.
Speaker 1:Cutting edge hospitality?
Speaker 12:And so, it was going to
Speaker 1:be a
Speaker 12:challenge. As a matter of fact, when I was visiting with the key people this past week, I said, don't you give us this final. We're gonna take it up the flagpole if you do. In terms of hospitality and in terms of hats presented relative to, the national and international audience. And I don't know
Speaker 1:Can you explain that? No.
Speaker 6:I and I usually take it
Speaker 1:up the flagpole. Don't you give us this final, because if you do, we'll take it up the flagpole.
Speaker 6:That usually means, like, we're gonna heal.
Speaker 5:Right.
Speaker 6:Right? But he's just saying, like, it's actually you're gonna realize you made a big mistake
Speaker 5:But with cutting edge tops that way. Raise the flag or whatever means raise the bar?
Speaker 6:Yeah. I think that's right.
Speaker 5:Because he's saying if you give it to us, we're gonna raise the bar so high that no other venues Yeah. Gonna be able to match what
Speaker 1:we do. Maybe he is saying it.
Speaker 12:I just will tell you this. This is a triumph. This is a huge, huge success.
Speaker 1:Like, what would have happened for them to say this wasn't
Speaker 12:good? And, while it seems
Speaker 1:like it's already knew they were getting success.
Speaker 6:Find out that, like, their paperwork that go through or something.
Speaker 12:The real world is 2nd.
Speaker 5:Clearly, if they if they got the final, they would have been like, god. You know, this is not
Speaker 6:really what we wanted. We wanted 9 matches.
Speaker 1:No. But here's here's the cowboys mentality.
Speaker 12:And, while it's easy to sit here and say, you came in second, the real world is seconds here are magnificent and that's not an exaggeration.
Speaker 1:Nice. And that's because in the real world, yes. That's why the culture of, first or nothing is ridiculous because if you're second, like, your company is second.
Speaker 6:They're buying.
Speaker 4:You're you're
Speaker 1:still making, like, 100 of 1,000,000,000 of dollars because, the the number one company is the, you know, like, yes. 2nd you second's great in in most venues but he also thinks that for his cowboys. And then this is, Jerry's closing remarks.
Speaker 12:What is important is that this area, our area, and our mentality and the interest there is in just sports in general, but certainly the enthusiasm for soccer. We will take it to a level that the infrastructure and the criteria they used they didn't anticipate. I've done that in sport and I know how it works, And I know what this area can do, and we will take it to another level. And when they're through with it, but showing it nationally and internationally, it'll be at another level. And so, I'd like to have added the final game to it, but we're gonna make it go up the flagpole.
Speaker 1:There you go. Yeah. We're going up the flagpole.
Speaker 6:You know what's funny? It sounds like
Speaker 5:go ahead, Blake. Is this why they didn't draft for us a damn last year? Is this what they've been working on? Like, this is an NFL owner slash GM during the season Right. Commenting on soccer games at a stadium.
Speaker 6:Yeah. And he's gonna run it up the flagpole. And,
Speaker 5:And when is this played? In the summer?
Speaker 6:I think so. Yeah. Alright.
Speaker 5:I mean, I I don't know. I just I feel like he should be more focused on his team. When is it played?
Speaker 6:Well, they've had to it's moved around a little bit because of COVID, but, typically, it is, yeah, it's it's June.
Speaker 8:Okay.
Speaker 6:That'll be great.
Speaker 4:And what
Speaker 5:if it was November?
Speaker 1:What do
Speaker 6:you mean?
Speaker 5:I mean, I don't know. It just he's focused on too many things.
Speaker 6:Yeah. No. I get what you're but he's been working on this for you know, he's been probably in these meetings for 3 years. Probably as I said, the World Cup. Remember the norm norm Steven moment?
Speaker 6:Yes. Yes. So good. Yeah. He's gonna run it up to flagpole, and, you're gonna see the cutting edge hospitality.
Speaker 6:I don't wanna, like, mix mischaracterize our area because I do think Dallas and and Frisco in particular, it is pretty diverse. However, you know, we're not the deep south for sure. But if you were to rank cities by, racial attitudes, we might be pretty hospitable to some people around here. And I think people from, you know, Boston are obviously thought of as mass holes and very very racist. New York is New York because it's the ultimate melting pot.
Speaker 6:But I don't know when he says cutting edge hospitality. Like, I'm just imagining, like, I don't know, team Iran trying to trying to go out to Cracker Barrel.
Speaker 1:Yeah. Oh, yes. Oh, yes, please.
Speaker 6:Come on in and sit down.
Speaker 1:This is great.
Speaker 5:Well, I think,
Speaker 4:I don't
Speaker 5:wanna take this out of context, but I think he was talking about legends around that.
Speaker 4:Oh, okay. So he could just
Speaker 6:be meaning the game day experience of Okay.
Speaker 4:I
Speaker 5:think he's talking about
Speaker 14:how tat gas
Speaker 6:his
Speaker 5:car was pretzel is.
Speaker 6:Okay. That's a good call. When Jerry says hospitality, he actually means nachos.
Speaker 1:Yes. Because he owns the hospitality.
Speaker 6:Yeah. Okay. That's that's probably correct.
Speaker 1:Company. Do you wanna hear Emmett's closing remarks? Always. Because he usually can just put it on this perspective.
Speaker 18:I'm excited for the city and the region itself. To be hosting 9 games is pretty amazing, and to be hosting the semifinals is also a great thing in the context of
Speaker 6:Oh. Winning.
Speaker 18:But there is some disappointment here, because I gotta speak my mind. Cannot believe we lost the jersey. So so but but it happened. And so but Dallas itself
Speaker 1:Nobody really left.
Speaker 18:Positioned itself nicely. And I think over the last 5 to 10 years, this this the city, the state, the region itself has done a lot of things to position ourselves for a global event like this.
Speaker 1:Get specific.
Speaker 18:We're poised to host something as as big as this. And and I think this this region deserve to have something on a major, massive global stage, like this. And so kudos to all the mayors and everyone else that have put in tremendous amount of effort and, resources to make this city and this region suitable for an event like this. So, all is not lost because
Speaker 1:Like what did mayor Johnson
Speaker 18:this is a region of champions. I mean, can't I mean, we're talking about the Texas Rangers who won the World Series
Speaker 17:this week.
Speaker 18:So
Speaker 6:That's a champion.
Speaker 18:It's not a lack of, effort. It's not by, because we don't have quality sports or quality fields or quality infrastructure. We have all those things and maybe maybe we get it on the next go around.
Speaker 1:The next go around. Oh my god.
Speaker 7:40 years from now.
Speaker 6:And so you don't he has no idea how long it's it take I mean, it's been 30 since the last one. Yeah. On the next go for now, look,
Speaker 1:let me tell you something. It's yes. Not because the infrastructure's bad. It's not because of the transportation. No.
Speaker 1:I mean, we've done everything we could. It's it's,
Speaker 6:Just the the the coastal lefties.
Speaker 1:It's it's the same as the Cowboys getting to the Super Bowl. I mean,
Speaker 5:you know,
Speaker 1:oblong ball, it'll bounce weird ways. That's all.
Speaker 6:It's just a matter of luck. Listen. Jerry will be 25 years into the ground before America gets another World Cup.
Speaker 5:I would like to commend Emmett for buying into the FIFA mentality. I mean, he's been calling that game day stadium for a long time.
Speaker 6:That's a that's another great call. Dallas Stadium. Well I love it. And just think about all the time and money. The peep I I'm of the belief because I don't buy that 400,000,000 number.
Speaker 6:I'm of the belief that it almost just ends up being a push for all of the time and the people you have to pay to get this stuff prepared, lawyers and modifications to the stadium, modifications to your traffic flow. I'm not saying it's 400,000,000, but it's probably not far off from whatever they end up getting, quote, unquote, in economic, return. But you've Nobody ever talks about that part.
Speaker 5:No. But but the hope is that people see what you have and wanna come back.
Speaker 6:I wanna move to Dallas. I wanna visit Dallas. I want I gotta see. I that water slide looks like it's going straight down.
Speaker 1:I'll go to vac yeah. Vacation in Dallas.
Speaker 5:They got the Superman ride across the street?
Speaker 1:Yeah. Where is it gonna be? A 105 degrees every day. That's where I wanna
Speaker 5:they're not gonna wanna come back here.
Speaker 1:Of course not. And I I took again, I doubt if 400,000,000 is is being made off of this in this area, Maybe off advertising, maybe off TV sponsors, maybe somewhere, maybe Jerry is gonna make a plenty. You know?
Speaker 6:Oh, no doubt. Back to the legend.
Speaker 1:But just there again, there's just not 400,000,000 sprinkled around local businesses, because I think everybody would love that.
Speaker 6:Oh, yeah. That sounds good. Especially, if it's, like, mostly in Arlington.
Speaker 5:Yeah. I've seen a lot of people and heard a lot of people in the media saying, oh, man. I can't wait to go and, you know, I will find a way to get to this game. I would like to say if someone gave me a ticket, I would happily not go.
Speaker 6:That's the dumbest thing you've ever said.
Speaker 5:Because this sounds like a ginormous beating. Getting into Arlington, into that stadium with a 100000 people, getting out of there, that's gonna be a horrible experience.
Speaker 1:Just an Airbnb opportunity opportunity for your house, like the Eclipse. For sure. That's a good call. That's a great call.
Speaker 6:And, you know, what's really plan that now. You know, I don't even
Speaker 1:know if Grapevine allows it, though.
Speaker 6:Because I know Arlington I'm pretty sure Arlington banned it.
Speaker 1:That's awesome. Yeah.
Speaker 6:I think they had, like, a couple incidents.
Speaker 1:Who would ever Airbnb to Arlington?
Speaker 6:People at Cowboys games. Like, peeps people, you know imagine this? Well, I've
Speaker 1:been going on a vacation home. Pete Arlington.
Speaker 5:People next to Lambo do it. Yeah. I've seen those houses. They're really cool.
Speaker 6:Yeah. There's how I mean, there's
Speaker 1:I do that, though. Rent this house out? Yeah. I would Lock the lock the den. We're good?
Speaker 6:Yeah. I mean, you would you would you could rake if they would let you do it. But a lot of these, you know, suburbs are pretty against it. But if you live in Dallas, you better plan a vacation.
Speaker 5:It's gonna be a miserable summer.
Speaker 1:You just think the amount of people?
Speaker 6:No. I well, yeah. That's that part would suck, but you could also make a stupid amount of money. Yeah. Like, 5 times what you could normally Airbnb Airbnb your house for.
Speaker 6:I got the lake.
Speaker 5:Oh, could you rent out your car? I'm sure. Turo? Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 6:It's gonna be a wild situation.
Speaker 1:Do you think Grapevine Ford would be mad if I rent it out my car? My loner? Yeah. Hey. Can I get another one too for this week?
Speaker 6:Well, that was glorious.
Speaker 1:Well, we've gone a long time. Right? Did we go too long to do do news and everything else, or what do you guys No.
Speaker 6:Because we got that little chunk in the middle there. It's not, I guess I
Speaker 5:have no idea how long we've been going.
Speaker 6:We can do quick news.
Speaker 1:It's definitely over 2 hours. Okay. Here's Jay with the gun zone news.
Speaker 2:I'll have
Speaker 6:to hold my, Jay z Grammys thing for you, for tomorrow.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 6:Because it's, it's pretty good.
Speaker 1:Hey, am I supposed to care about some song that was, like, 30 years ago I thought kinda sucked?
Speaker 6:I love that song, and I thought it was really, really cool.
Speaker 1:Was it?
Speaker 6:I thought so. But you would have thought
Speaker 1:I'm not I'm not I'm supposed to now No. I mean spread lightly on Tracy Chapman?
Speaker 6:I always love that song. Mhmm. And, you know, he covered it, whatever the dude's name is. Country music guy? Combs, maybe.
Speaker 6:He covered it, but whenever they were, like, introing it, they didn't say, like, she's gonna play it, basically. He's just gonna kinda sing. That was cool. Was it? Yeah.
Speaker 6:It was awesome, Dan.
Speaker 1:Okay. You fired up, Blake?
Speaker 6:I I gotta be honest with you. Like, I watched a decent amount of this just because it was kind of on in the background. I I guess it's just that I like most pop music now.
Speaker 1:I recorded it because of news teases. Yeah.
Speaker 6:So a couple quick ones for you here. The Internet is, is ablaze today with the story of, do you know who Lisa Ann is, Dan?
Speaker 1:I feel like that's a porn star.
Speaker 6:It is. Probably for, a minute. She was kind of a dynasty. She had about a 5 year run of, nailing Palin, of course.
Speaker 1:Oh, okay. There you go.
Speaker 6:Well, someone posted a video of her last night, where she's being taken in handcuffs out of Radio Music City Hall. Radio City Music? Radio City Music Hall. Yeah. Where the Rockettes are.
Speaker 1:Yeah. You'd
Speaker 4:I said
Speaker 1:it wrong. Just said a couple things in the wrong order today. Yeah. Have you noticed that, Blake?
Speaker 6:Did I not say what did I say? Radio Music City Hall?
Speaker 5:I was trying not to I was trying to let it go.
Speaker 1:Do you feel like he's done it a couple times for different things?
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 5:Yeah. But I was just he's our friend, and I think No. You should just let him go.
Speaker 1:Tell me. I just feel like he got shaken up on the, on the snowboard.
Speaker 5:You oh, you think he fell? Yeah.
Speaker 1:I just feel like I wear a helmet. His head's a little You did?
Speaker 6:Yo. Yeah. You're not gonna see too many people without a helmet.
Speaker 5:He's probably still dehydrated.
Speaker 6:Yeah. I feel like I've been fine today. I I said a couple of words incorrectly.
Speaker 5:You said Jerry built that TV for stadium and concerts. You guys
Speaker 6:Why you guys being pussies? Just correct me when I'm wrong. It's
Speaker 5:just it it ultimately doesn't matter. Whoever heard you say that knew what you meant. But I can see Dan over there.
Speaker 6:Alright. There's your news.
Speaker 4:Looking at Oh, come
Speaker 5:on. What
Speaker 6:do we got? So Lisa Anne got arrested. She was actually going to see at Radio City Music Hall, Matt Rife.
Speaker 1:Oh, Jake. Who's that?
Speaker 6:We've talked about this several times. See, why don't you get on him for not remembering?
Speaker 5:Well, That's his thing. He's old.
Speaker 6:There you go. You got it. So I have to basically, it's supposed to be perfect. Basically, once a week now, I need to mix up 2 words in a, like, forward statement, and I could that could be my thing.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 5:Matt Matt Rife is the social media comedian.
Speaker 6:He's the ripped guy, TikTok.
Speaker 4:Oh, yeah.
Speaker 5:Yeah. Hates him because he code switches from time to time.
Speaker 6:Yeah. Because he's not funny. And I gave it a legitimate shot. I wanted him to be funny because I want there to be really popular younger comedian. He was
Speaker 1:supposed to be Gen Z's comedian because he's not he
Speaker 5:doesn't, like, very straight laced.
Speaker 4:Like, he's not gonna attack a
Speaker 5:race or gender or whatever. But now all of a sudden, he's starting to.
Speaker 6:Well yeah. And, you know, on TikTok, that wouldn't was not gonna fly with his target audience, which was 17 year old girls. Because, again, he's all ripped and stuff. He's got a ton of plastic surgery. Like, he looks like a model human.
Speaker 6:And then he made a joke about, like, women getting back in the kitchen in his new special, and they were like, what? Mhmm. So, anyways, he's performing at Radio City Music Hall.
Speaker 1:He's now in his head. That's why I should have brought him.
Speaker 4:I should have brought him.
Speaker 6:He's not
Speaker 1:gonna be a big baby about the rest of his life.
Speaker 5:See, I've learned, like, even when he says he he has a buddy or something like that, I
Speaker 1:don't think he'll
Speaker 5:move. Don't move.
Speaker 1:Right. No. Don't play the opposite.
Speaker 5:It, and he's gonna stop down. He's not gonna say what he was gonna say. You just let him go.
Speaker 6:She was dragged out in handcuffs.
Speaker 1:Oh, he's learning.
Speaker 6:And someone is filming. At the end of the video, you can hear someone in the background faintly yelling, free Lisa.
Speaker 1:Wait. Why was she dragged
Speaker 14:out there?
Speaker 1:So she says, I
Speaker 6:was dragged out of at Matt Rife show, tonight in handcuffs stating I was using my phone. I had not used my phone. I was just enjoying the show 45 minutes in handcuffs sent to an, an ambulance and released. Meanwhile, I missed the show I was so looking forward to.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 6:She then said, this MF are holding my purse for me after handcuffing me and, from some alleged cell phone used during the Matt Rife show. When NYPD tells you your purse is not yours, you have no right. If you think different, you get 51.50 in the hospital, which is, like, when you're clinically insane. Also, a great Sammy Hagar album. Mhmm.
Speaker 6:So
Speaker 1:is is she, like, someone trying to get clicks and, like,
Speaker 6:could this be She's pretty much, I mean, she did get arrested. So, from what I heard from my some of the replies that I saw to all this, she she was being like she was you could tell she's drunk. Okay. And so she was being loud. Okay.
Speaker 6:Karen. And to a point where he, like, he definitely knows who she is. He was aware she was there and, like, kinda referred to it a couple times and was, like, pretty uncomfortable about the whole deal.
Speaker 1:Okay. So security clearing out a
Speaker 6:Yeah. Someone that's messing with you. Comedy shows before. Yeah. Okay.
Speaker 6:So that's that's probably what happened. I don't think she was trying to get clicks. I think she was messed up. Yeah. And, thought she could do whatever she wanted because usually she probably can.
Speaker 6:Now what's gonna be interesting is, and I'll try to get the research for you guys on this, is to just see, like, the uptick in her searches because she's kinda yesterday's news, you know. But I would imagine that today, she'll experience a significant, uptick in traffic.
Speaker 5:Well, her state of being dragged out did not make me wanna go look at her videos.
Speaker 6:We're gonna get older. What's your problem, dude?
Speaker 5:I wanna look at the younger
Speaker 6:ones. The younger ones. This is a super sad story, but it's very interesting, so I wanna do it. I was surprised to learn that you guys didn't do this story last week but maybe it happened Friday during the show the news came out. So we talked, camera if we did this on the show or not, but I showed Blake a video of, some Houthi rebels, Iranian backed group, separatist group, and Yemen, I believe.
Speaker 6:And, they a couple of months ago, there was a video of them attacking a ship, a cargo ship, and they it looks like, what's it looks like Call of Duty. Like, it it you know, because they're GoPro ing it and all that sort of thing, and they just, like, strike. They land a chopper on this cargo jet. Those are not or, excuse me, a cargo cargo ship, and those are not that heavily guarded, I guess, because they were able to immediately overrun whatever security was there. This has been happening a lot since, it seems like there's been an uptick since the Israel, Palestine thing.
Speaker 6:Like, they're just they just figured out we don't need to attack anything on land. We can jam them up economically by just seizing all these ships in the middle of the ocean. They're not prepared for it. They can't they can't defend all of them that well. I mean, there's tens of thousands of those things in the ocean at any given time.
Speaker 1:That's an old timey tactic. It's
Speaker 4:pretty good. Yeah. Go to
Speaker 6:the sea. So, earlier this month, this all the details of this, just came out. Earlier in January, There was a Navy SEALs operation for 2 dudes to try to board one of these things and just take it over because this was a ship that was carrying Iranian made weapons to Yemen because Iran, you know, funds them. So somehow, they were trying to get this ship of weapons from Iran to Yemen. And this is the sort of stuff that kinda gives me chills because it's exactly like you see it in the movies.
Speaker 6:So these 2 dudes, middle of the night, you know, have that, like almost like the motorized raft type thing that you see them use. They they go however long it takes to get to the the ship from their launch point, probably pretty far in the middle of the night. And now it's time to board the ship. And they've got, you know, all the they've got Navy seal gears. It's probably super heavy.
Speaker 6:They're heavily armed. And when when they're attempting to board the ship, one of them, his name is Chris Chambers, fell in. We're in the middle of the ocean. Mhmm. And a guy named Nathan Gage Ingram, who is, I believe, from Flower Mound.
Speaker 6:Puts the Davey Seal bit. You don't leave anybody behind.
Speaker 1:Okay. He jumps in. And they both died.
Speaker 6:Both died. 27 year old dude from here in North Texas. Yeah.
Speaker 1:Because you also hear sometimes people that are left behind because that's the greater good. Right?
Speaker 4:I gotta
Speaker 6:You don't hear about that with the seals.
Speaker 1:Really? No. Well, why why didn't they all just end up keep jumping in?
Speaker 6:There were only 2 of them.
Speaker 1:Oh, I oh, I'm sorry. Yeah. So they all did.
Speaker 6:Maybe they needed, like I my first thought was, damn. You're gonna pull this off with 2 dudes? Yeah. But, I mean, they are
Speaker 1:the the best Yeah. Maybe
Speaker 11:you needed
Speaker 1:to Exactly. Pull it off.
Speaker 6:That that's what I was thinking is that you don't want 2 boats. Maybe it makes a bunch of noise or something. The crazy part about this, I know that action movies are ridiculous, but that night, we watched Under Siege 2 or Under Siege, the first one. And there's a scene where, like, Steven Seagal in full, you know, wetsuit with rifles is trying to get to the side of, like, a cargo ship. Actually, in this in that case, it was a battleship.
Speaker 6:And I'm like, damn, dude. There's dudes doing that. Yeah. There's actually dudes in the middle of the night.
Speaker 1:Aren't you surprised if this actually happened Saturday, you're saying?
Speaker 6:No. No. No. It didn't. The report just now came out.
Speaker 1:Oh, you read the the report comes out as you're watching. Okay.
Speaker 6:Yeah. I
Speaker 1:was just gonna say
Speaker 6:back on January 11th. Uh-huh. You know, the military has no
Speaker 1:Even that though, I would think this would would be a highly classified and you'll never know. Like, this is just the missions these people do and, like, now everybody knows they're after this cargo ship.
Speaker 6:I know.
Speaker 1:And that now they'll be on alert. The cargo ships that are shipping guns.
Speaker 6:Yeah.
Speaker 1:And I would think it's gonna be harder to infiltrate it the next time. Yeah. Which is why you don't tell Yeah. And I don't know how that works. Family.
Speaker 1:You when you notify the family, you gotta go, it's top secret.
Speaker 6:I can't Yeah. That's a tricky one for sure. We talked about this a couple of months ago, and now it is apparently a reality. And, we have names attached to this now as well. The steroid Olympics.
Speaker 6:Peter Thiel, the, PayPal founder with Elon who, bankrolled ending Gawker over, Hulk Hogan's penis.
Speaker 1:K.
Speaker 6:It's his deal. And now we have, a little bit of information on how it's exactly gonna work. They say that, it will happen every year. It's not every some lame o 4 year b s, and it will feature sports such as let's see. There will be combat sports, track and field, obviously.
Speaker 6:There will be weight lifting. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1:Of course. And a new so they'll be like, this is the world record. Yeah. You think it was lifting a £1,000. It's lifting 1800.
Speaker 6:Like shooting a 56 at LIV.
Speaker 1:It's the, scene this is idiocracy. I know. Because this is an SNL bit. A literal SNL bit was a Stereo Olympics.
Speaker 6:Oh, that's not Hans and France?
Speaker 1:I think it was it might have been Kevin Nealon that he's Hans and Franz, but I don't think it was have you ever seen that one, Blake? The Stereot Olympics, he reaches down to, lift lift the bar and his his arms are still attached to the bar and his now they're just spurting blood because his arms ripped off. He's not laughing. Never seen it. No.
Speaker 6:They will have, also aquatics and gymnastics. So aquatics, gymnastics, weightlifting,
Speaker 5:combat sports. Told you that King of Queens did that same thing, do you think you just bust out laughing but because it happened on SNL and Kevin Nealon did it?
Speaker 1:Mad at each other and not me for mixing up a few words one time. It's just legendary. Oh, okay. Well known.
Speaker 5:I'm so slaff at it because it's legendary. Let them keep going.
Speaker 1:Here, let's take a look here. Am I wrong? Like I don't want any part of this. It's called the all drug Olympics. Okay.
Speaker 1:Don't make
Speaker 5:me watch your video. I
Speaker 1:watch the video.
Speaker 5:Does this ever turn out
Speaker 1:the way
Speaker 5:that the person intends it to?
Speaker 1:Watch the video.
Speaker 4:Can we
Speaker 5:just die laughing?
Speaker 1:I just want you to watch the video and I want your real reaction because I want Best case outcome
Speaker 6:for me.
Speaker 5:How long is this?
Speaker 1:I don't know. Let's see. Let's throw it down to Kevin Nealon. Too long. Oh, it's Kevin Nealon is the reporter.
Speaker 8:An awful lot of weight, Dennis, and here he pulled his arms off.
Speaker 1:Phil Hizer. Pulled
Speaker 8:his arms off. That's gotta be disappointing to the big Russian. You know, I hate to see something like this happen, Dennis. He probably doesn't have that much pain right now, but I think tomorrow he's really gonna feel that, Dennis. Back to you.
Speaker 5:Thank you, Kevin.
Speaker 4:And he
Speaker 1:didn't kick in a puppy puppy.
Speaker 5:Okay. It's fine.
Speaker 1:It's only like an iconic, well known What are you doing?
Speaker 6:Give it up, dude. Great. That's a good place to, say there's your news.
Speaker 1:I'm not giving it up. Dumb zone news.
Speaker 6:There's news yours. Subscribe. Alright. I'm gonna do
Speaker 1:this really fast because I can go to that.
Speaker 6:History today in. Today in history.
Speaker 1:Don't don't have someone in your kitchen, Jake. Whatever. Just be the same idiot you were 5 minutes ago. Don't try to be smart now. That's what I tell myself.
Speaker 6:Yeah. What? Kinda bulls out of the barn or whatever, cows out of the barn. It's just we're dumb.
Speaker 1:Just be the guy that
Speaker 6:Sometimes I think about that. I'm like, what if I could really change who I am?
Speaker 1:Just be the guy that yells at us that we didn't know that Frederick Douglass and Lincoln had famous debates even though they're, like, best friends? Because a lot of best friends debate things nationally.
Speaker 6:Think about this.
Speaker 1:Hillary and Bill or Hillary and,
Speaker 6:Was Trump at Chelsea's wedding? Of course, he was. The whole thing is a ruse.
Speaker 1:Well, that's because they have us fighting amongst each other.
Speaker 6:Yeah.
Speaker 1:So Just like today. We're the lower class fighting This is fun. Yeah. We're fighting amongst each other, and they're just trying to keep
Speaker 5:us apart. These elites. Mhmm. Anyway, it's Monday, February 5th, when we're recording live to tape. This is, like, hour 8.
Speaker 5:How how do I identify the video that you made me watch? Is it the steroid weightlifter loses his arms? How should I put that video in the notes?
Speaker 1:So great. So on this day in 18/40, the Republic of Texas Come and take it. Passed a bill requiring all free African Americans they must leave Texas.
Speaker 6:Yeah. You're free. But
Speaker 1:So if we see a black guy here You're either an escaped slave. You're Or you're mine. Yeah. On this day in 1999, Dirk Nowitzki made his NBA debut. Boy.
Speaker 1:He went off. He scored 2 points.
Speaker 6:How do
Speaker 1:you Zero buckets. He those are just, free throws.
Speaker 6:In that era, before the euro movement, like, how do you think, you know, my dad or t foot football basketball coaches that I was how do you anything that he felt about? So he's 7 feet tall. Right? Like, okay. Well, finally.
Speaker 6:He keeps from Germany. That's a little weird, but, like, no. No. No. He just, like, kinda spots up in
Speaker 1:the midrange. Stands at the perimeter. On this day in 2017, it's, the Patriots come back.
Speaker 6:25 point deficit. Kyle Shanahan will never get up off the mat, ended his career.
Speaker 1:Dan Quinn, head coach, of course.
Speaker 6:That's when he had to, really kinda take some time for himself to reflect in Maui. Do you think
Speaker 1:do you see, Dan Quinn got coach bro?
Speaker 6:Oh, yeah. That's for later in the week. How great is that? It's awesome.
Speaker 1:Kingsbury against Dallas. It's not great
Speaker 6:as, like, a cowboy fan, but the fact that the Eagles are the Eagles, Washington has a new ownership. Yeah.
Speaker 5:We Kellen.
Speaker 6:Oh, that's right. That's what I was forgetting. Kellen to the Eagles. Their stuff
Speaker 1:love it.
Speaker 6:Yeah. It's gonna be great. Yeah. Those, 4 free wins that you like to point out for Dak are gonna be a lot tougher to come by before long.
Speaker 1:Like Dan Quinn, he knows Dax. I like it. I like it a lot.
Speaker 6:He knows what Micah likes to do.
Speaker 1:And on this day in 2020 1 year ago, the Dallas Mavericks traded Spencer Dinwiddie, Dorian Finney Smith, a 20 29 first and second rounders in 27 and 29 to the Brooklyn Nets for Markieff Morris.
Speaker 6:Jeez. You gotta get an enforcer in here.
Speaker 1:And Kyrie Irving, who has proven to be an Ironman, played every game since
Speaker 6:In fact, if you go per, percentage wise, I believe he has appeared in fewer games than Porzingis Ouch. On a, rate base. Doesn't appear to be getting any better either.
Speaker 1:Well, he didn't really have a history of that previous, though. No. He would,
Speaker 6:not only get hurt and miss games, he would, take stands against policies and miss games, or his sister has a birthday.
Speaker 5:Special player, though.
Speaker 1:Today's birthdays include Roger Staubach, 82. Captain America. Craig Morton, 81. Do you know the Roger Staubach, Craig Morton connection, Blake?
Speaker 5:No.
Speaker 6:Yes. They were both quarterbacks at the same time under Landry. I believe there was a a physical altercation. Correct?
Speaker 1:I don't know about that, but
Speaker 6:it They had to run the plays in play by play.
Speaker 1:1 once they were both very good, and Landry had them yes. They used to have linemen run-in the plays, Or like Jake said, maybe a wide receiver. That's typical. But, he would they would alternate each play for a game. Quarterbacks?
Speaker 1:Yes. So Morton went in on 2nd down, and as the plays happen, now Roger Staubach runs in, and he's he's told the play. He's he knows it. He he doesn't need to
Speaker 6:And what's even crazier is, like, whatever what year was that? It was seventies, early seventies. Yeah. Steve Spurrier did this with Florida in the nineties.
Speaker 1:I didn't know that.
Speaker 6:Yeah.
Speaker 1:So and then Craig Morton, he finally decided on Roger Staubach, but is like, hey. I have 2 clearly good quarterbacks. Let's get something for Craig Morton. So they traded him to Denver and the cowboys ended up playing Craig Morton and Denver in the Super Bowl.
Speaker 5:I just watched that, episode on NFL network. They've been recapping the Super Bowls.
Speaker 6:Nice. Rogers fight was with Clint Longley.
Speaker 1:Yeah. David Beeler is 37. You know his bit, Blake?
Speaker 5:Is it sad that I know more about David Beeler than Craig Morecam?
Speaker 1:Probably not.
Speaker 5:Yeah. David Beeler, kicker for USC, would cover kickoffs and dated a Hooters waitress.
Speaker 1:But they drafted him just for kickoffs.
Speaker 6:Well, that was the special team's draft.
Speaker 1:Yeah. Like, they already had a kicker. They didn't plan to replace the kicker, but they said this guy's leg
Speaker 6:Yep.
Speaker 1:He'll boom it out of the end zone every time.
Speaker 6:Every time.
Speaker 1:And they draft it. Not like unrestricted free agent.
Speaker 6:And it might have been the 3rd or 4th round.
Speaker 5:Were they trying to sell us on he could kick 60 yard field goals?
Speaker 1:No. Maybe that was also.
Speaker 6:Oh, okay. Maybe he would
Speaker 1:he would be a
Speaker 6:regular kicker, but, yeah, if that's what you mean. Yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah. Did Don Cherry is 90.
Speaker 5:Did it work out?
Speaker 1:Kempsman.
Speaker 6:No. He was not on the team very long.
Speaker 1:Mark Hamburger is 37. Norm got so excited when the Rangers acquired him. Oh my god. That sounds right. Roberto Alomar is 56.
Speaker 1:He wants spit on an umpire. Yeah. I think he also made fun of his disabled son. The umpire's son? Yeah.
Speaker 1:Bobby Brown is not his own. Hey. My son's a tired of. Bobby Brown is 55. He beat up his wife.
Speaker 6:Many times. Also had to fetch doo doo out of her bottom.
Speaker 1:Mark Furman is 72. Some say racist. But just the people that he called the n word, those are the only people that that that, said he was racist.
Speaker 6:You know what's funny about that? People often focus on, Ollie North When, Fox News needs a a special correspondent or an analyst for, like, something foreign policy related, especially as, as it relates to Iran, they will put Ali North on. Blake, just for some background, Oliver North was a general in the US military who was arrested in an arms trading deal, called Iran Contra in the eighties. He was literally arrested. When there's a big crime case, maybe a murder, they go to Mark Furman.
Speaker 1:Just because it's a name you've heard of.
Speaker 6:Yeah. I mean, it it would literally be like like bringing on it's like Timothy McVeigh or something, like, during the Boston marathon bombing.
Speaker 1:Right.
Speaker 6:Well Timmy, what's his what are his thoughts right now? And what do you think it's insane. It is. It's Find an expert, though.
Speaker 1:Christopher Guest is 76.
Speaker 6:I like some of his stuff.
Speaker 1:He knows the truth about Jamie Lee Curtis. Does she also have a wiener?
Speaker 6:Okay.
Speaker 5:I heard she does.
Speaker 6:Why didn't you go with your typical? What do you call her?
Speaker 1:You don't know who I am. You don't know anything about me. I change things up.
Speaker 6:Okay.
Speaker 1:I eat different things for lunch sometimes.
Speaker 6:I need to recognize that.
Speaker 8:What did you used to call?
Speaker 1:I was yelling at my wife this weekend. Oh. Berating her actually in in front of, many people.
Speaker 6:Right.
Speaker 1:No. Because she was she was, she was upset with me because I wouldn't try a new restaurant. And I said I told her I'd like to grab some strange now and again, but I don't do that. I I I It's a horrible analogy. I have one lady.
Speaker 1:Why can't I like the same thing and just eat that all the time? You're telling me I gotta just be with you all the time.
Speaker 6:How'd that go over?
Speaker 1:She said it was a horrible analogy too. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. I mean She doesn't get it.
Speaker 6:It's sort of I I just think I want you to be happy. So that's what I always come back to, but it is somewhat unnerving at times. And I'll tell you about, like, oh, there's this great place this. There's this great place that. It's down the street.
Speaker 6:There's this great place this. Knowing that you would love it.
Speaker 1:No. I'll go. Knowing. I do we are starving for new restaurants. We wanna add something new to the rotation.
Speaker 1:But the thing is, she had just tried one the night before, and it was terrible. And so I need the okay. We got our rotation of 7 places. If we mix in one new one and it sucks, the next night, I'm gonna I gotta go back to something I know. Yeah.
Speaker 1:We're going to Eatsy's the next night. Anybody following me here?
Speaker 6:He doesn't write by the
Speaker 5:palate cleanser.
Speaker 6:He doesn't write if you're gonna eat out for one meal a day every day. He does it right by eating his boring meal at lunch because then you're excited throughout the rest of the day.
Speaker 1:Oh, who knows what A
Speaker 6:lot of times I have problems with that. Like, oh, I made a sandwich or I had leftovers at lunch, and then I find out we're not eating out that night, and I'm like, oh, this day was a complete disaster. Yeah. It's all bad.
Speaker 1:Yeah. But every day, I do have the
Speaker 6:That's nice.
Speaker 1:The, prepared lunch. Tim Meadows is 63. He was on Saturday Night Live, but I won't even bore you with that, Blake.
Speaker 6:The ladies'
Speaker 1:man? Don't ask Blake because he thinks if it was on SNL then
Speaker 6:How bad does it get? Like, Happy Gilmore?
Speaker 5:What do you mean?
Speaker 6:Like, any movie that came from, like, SNL characters during that time.
Speaker 1:You don't like Happy Gilmore?
Speaker 5:No. I love Happy Gilmore. I'm a big Adam Sandler fan. You guys know that.
Speaker 6:Where do you think he came from?
Speaker 4:I
Speaker 1:don't know. The Cosby Show.
Speaker 6:He's from the Cosby Show. Keep going.
Speaker 1:As a kid. Every actor
Speaker 5:has to come from something.
Speaker 1:I think he was Theo's friend. Jennifer Jason Lee is 62. Fargo and Fast Times. Naked and Fast Times?
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Laura Linney is 60. Jake doesn't like her. You know why? No. She's the mom in Ozark.
Speaker 5:Oh, you don't like Ozark?
Speaker 1:No. She was also in The Truman Show. Chris Parnell, 57. 7. Doctor Spichemin, and, from Rick and
Speaker 6:Morty. Chris Parnell?
Speaker 1:Doctor, Spichemin from 30 Rock. He's SNL. Right? Did you say? He's also SNL.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 6:I was making sure I was thinking of the right guy.
Speaker 1:And he's Jerry and Rick and Morty.
Speaker 6:And he's also, the program director.
Speaker 1:Today, Gary Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 6:I like to imagine.
Speaker 1:Well, guys,
Speaker 6:Blake? Thoughts closing?
Speaker 5:So there was too much weight on the bar and so when he tried to pull up like his arm stuck. Is that but at some point he was able to lift the weight which is why he was trying it and he's on steroids so he could do a lot.
Speaker 1:Get him out of here. Adios, mofo.
Speaker 4:Track and introductions, said they're high atop. Dan's garage, yeah they're high atop. Dan's garage,