Friend Acquired

The ambush was a Crocs raid on a blacksmith, and the Rotgoons wandered through the end of it. A goblin ally, a dying elf named Fevin pulled from a fountain, and one ugly truth: Crocs already has whoever they came for. No witnesses. No exits. New members by coercion only.

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System: Pathfinder Second Edition

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What is Rotgoons - Narrative Declaration?

By the Narrative Declaration TTRPG group: Four adventures try to make it big within the decrepit streets of Outset's Pawn Pilaster. Catch this comedic but grim dark Pathfinder Second Edition TTRPG adventure and watch them all suffer!

All righty, everyone, is everyone excited for another exciting episode with the Rot-Guns?
Yay!
Yay!
Did you have that cued and ready going, I got my bit, I got my thing, I don't have to scream, wake up the missus, just brr-brr-brr.
She's actually out of town and I just have a hype button.
It literally said she ordered it for me.
It's so distorted through the mic.
It's like you got like a toy and it's sad.
That's basically what it is.
It's tired hype, it's the content creator hype.
It's just, it's just, it's a type of hype where it's like, I'm just suffering, man, every day's misery.
I've made, I've made so many like YouTube shorts and stuff about stupid shit and I just don't fucking, I mean, you're not wrong.
Now this entire vibe is going to be demonetized.
Not so tired.
Not to be like that, everyone, but if we look over in the corner, for everyone who is not watching this, but just listening to it,
I want to alert us that today, Zoran begins with three villain points.
Yeah, thank you, Chad, for the...
Thanks, Chad!
What?
Yeah.
I, uh, uh...
I'm in danger.
What did Zoran do to deserve those?
He's Zoran.
What, what?
Wait, what do you mean I don't deserve it?
He needs...
What the hell?
He needs every, he needs every opportunity to take you out.
You, you, you know, yeah, because, you know, if you kill Beetle, you cure the rot.
No, you don't!
If you send Beetle's soul into the nether and be consumed by astral entities, the rot disappears.
If you do this to me, I've just reminded you softly that Beetle has like 12 siblings and I will come back as the same character.
Right behind the pile of dead kobolds!
There's 57 more of me!
I kept trying to see if we could watch Darkness Rising on stream, like the watch party system or so.
It's not available.
I was so mad.
I'm going to find a way to watch it with everyone.
All right.
But welcome, everyone, to another episode of Rotgoons.
As kind of as Saltyjob mentioned, you can also listen to us.
It's one thing I want to remind folks.
A lot of people come up to me and say, hey, is this in podcast form?
In the description of our YouTube video or if you just kind of Google up Rotgoons podcast or the Narrative Declaration podcast, you should be able to find everything we have along with on our website at NarrativeDeclaration.com.
And of course, if you like what we do here, Patreon.com forward slash NarrativeDeclaration or you can get like PDFs, all sorts of awesome things, background of the lore of the custom setting that we have over a grimdark setting of Rock Grind along with a bunch of other awesome things.
Or supporting us here on Twitch so you can get the VODs early and stuff.
Because of Twitch's issue, I had to put everything under the sub, like, VOD thing or whatever.
Because I, for some reason, can't selectively do it anymore.
They took that feature away.
Like some people, the old ones.
Oh.
Yeah, it just makes no sense.
I have no idea why.
They're like, oh, you can't do that anymore.
I'm like, why?
Rock Nishoran.
Twitch coming off a drunken bitter.
Oh, this seems like a good idea.
Oh, yeah.
Switch.
We'll just make the platform worse.
You know, just ruin us all.
But, um, but Raccoons cannot be anything without its amazing players.
Starting off with the absolutely amazing Minerva.
Hello, my name is Minerva.
I go by PartyDemoness over on Twitch and Twitter.
I am an artist and a full-time content creator.
And I play the role of Grey Crocus, the gnoll ranger.
And I'm super glad to be back.
And next up, we have the ever-culti, the ever-culti, the ever-speaker of the unknown, Cabal.
Hey, everybody.
I'm Cabal.
I am a variety and horror streamer, voice actor, and artist here on Twitch.tv.
And, uh, I play, uh, Talim Shibura, the ghost magus and local spirit of capitalism.
And, of course, we have our resident little guy played by a froggylock, if that is your real name, who has been complaining and threatening chat, where I, the game master, has been, like, toiling over a hot core rulebook just for you.
No, no, no, no.
Okay, uh, good time zone.
Hello, everybody.
I'm Froggylock.
Uh, I am an innocent artist and variety streamer who's never done anything wrong in their life.
And you can find me under Twitter, YouTube, TikTok, Twitch, like, any social media platform under, under Froggylock.
I've never done anything wrong.
And after that live, we have the ever, the ever talented, the one who, one whose art always impresses everyone along with their amazing personality, SaltyJub.
That's me!
I'm SaltyJub.
You can find me over at, uh, Twitch.tv slash SaltyJub and, uh, SaltyJub on Twitter, where you can find my funny art.
And, of course, I am your host and game master today, Zoran the Bear.
You can find all my stuff over on Zoran the Bear, along with Hero, Narrative Declaration, where we moved all of our stuff to, people still don't know where the streams are.
It's over on the Narrative Declaration Twitch channel.
So, who remembered?
He's pretty awesome.
Who remembered what happened?
Sticks up shaky hand.
And, and, you know, if you get it right, if you, if you're able to recap what happened last time, remember, it's two hero points, two hero points.
But if you, if you mess up.
I, I will increase my villain points.
I'm capped out at three.
But I think I'll break the rule.
Whoa!
And just, just to, time, just to give me a little, maybe a fourth one.
Okay, in my defense, I didn't know you were asleep when I called you, and it was a good joke.
You don't have to do this.
You don't have to do this.
No, go ahead.
Go ahead.
What, what, what was the joke, Froggy?
Yeah, Froggy.
That you woke my ass up for.
Yeah.
And with the class.
I broke my sleep schedule.
So, I like police.
For, for, for any listeners who can't see the chat and everyone screaming that it's time for Beetle to die.
Okay, um, so I called Zoran.
I called Zoran on Discord because I had a funny joke.
It was like 3 p.m.
I'm like, oh, Zoran's not asleep.
Zoran's awake.
It's fine.
Uh, he was asleep.
And I woke him up.
And he picks up the phone.
And he sounds like, uh, because he just woke up.
And I'm like, ha ha, you want to hear a funny joke?
Uh, what do you call fish with no eyes?
And he goes, uh, I go, uh, and I hang.
And I was so mad I couldn't go back to sleep because I was trying to piss myself stuck away.
And now we know why Beetle will die this session.
Yeah.
I can't believe we turned, I can't believe the party was gifted Beetle Skin Boots.
And so as I was, as I was streaming, making the mat for this session and stuff like that, I was like, you know what?
I think the reason, I think the way to cure the rot is if we just kill Beetle.
I think we just make sure Beetle just explodes in a nuclear explosion.
I think we'll be fine.
I think we'll just solve the world's problem.
The next, the next episode of Rotgoons will be called Beetle Must Die!
With an exclamation mark.
No!
A hot, atomic reaction fueled by DM rage.
I'm so upset.
What a time to be alive.
Last time that we played, I wrote out a quick little summary for myself just so I could get quadruple A++ points.
You're the one that needs it.
I had a nightmare about school last night and I didn't write out a quick, concise summary of what happened, but I do remember.
So I think I could still A++ it because I remember it perfectly.
Is it because you didn't pass the test at school?
I had a nightmare where I was at school and we were doing a test, actually.
They gave us newspaper articles that we had to read and there was a question about each newspaper article on the back.
So I read this really long newspaper article because I was like, it'll have the most information in it.
And then I turned around and the teacher forgot to write a question on the back.
And I, so I read the whole newspaper article for nothing and I went to the teacher and I was like, please give me more time, please give me more time so I could read a different article and write a different essay.
And he was like, no, I don't feel like it.
And that was my nightmare.
So hopefully that's not like, you know, forewarning.
So about that summary.
So about that summary.
Uh, so when, when last we, we left our gooners, uh, they were coming up.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
I don't like the urban dictionary for gooners.
Nobody urban dictionary gooners.
We were coming out of the sewer.
We had just finished getting everything.
Gooners.
One who's completely miserably addicted to porn, but embraces and loves it.
No.
Froggy.
We were climbing out of the sewer with our goods, with holic spices and all our goods.
And, uh, we were all heading back to the Elmas.
Uh, I had picked up a few notes and one of them mentioned a job from a guy named Crom.
And this is relevant because we found a guy named Brug.
And you might be like, that's not Crom.
I know.
Hold on.
I'm getting to it.
Okay.
So Brug is like.
What is it?
When you switch the letters around?
Something to spell something different?
Brug.
Brr.
Brr.
Gerb?
Anyway.
So he was.
He was.
Wait, what?
Brug?
Gerb?
Wait, wait, wait.
Can you rearrange his name into something else?
An anagram.
Go on.
I was going to say Brug is an anagram for Crom.
No.
No, it's not.
Anyway.
Go on.
So he was very desperate to move some barrels, some kegs of alcohol, giant kegs of very fine,
very expensive, allegedly expensive alcohol to lo and behold, a guy named Croc.
Croc's got some place.
He's got some spancy booze that he needs, some suds.
And he's like, oh, guys, can you please help me move this?
My daughter, she's sick.
I need the money to provide for my daughter.
My wife is dead.
My wife is dead.
Please help me move this barrel.
It's so heavy.
So we went and we helped move the barrels, except for Talim, who sat on his butt and didn't do anything,
except for Ghost Change of Chest.
Madam, I am literally ethereal.
He has a disability.
Don't be mad at him.
I can't.
Holy shit.
I can't believe that Beetle is ablest.
A bucket's ghost.
Shut up.
We got to Crocs.
There was this little goblin fricker, this hecker, and the goblin was like, oh, I'll pay you this toothpick in my pocket.
And then Talim was baller now.
And Talim was like, no, actually, give us real money.
So then we got real money.
And we were departing with our good friend, Brug, who's our new best friend.
And we were like, hey, Brug, we like you.
We like your gusto.
We like your gut.
Also, you got a nice, handsome face.
Why don't you come work with us?
And Brug was like, bet.
See you later.
Maybe.
Alligator.
And then he took off.
And then we took off.
And we went to the Elmas.
And the Elmas were like, okay, now we just need some decorations and merch to sell.
And we were all like, we freaking got that.
We absolutely got it.
And then the super cute little mouse lady, the super cute mouse lady, whose name I'm blanking
on right now.
Veena.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
Veena was like, I know a blacksmith.
We just got some baubles and general merch things.
But she predominantly was like, there's a blacksmith who might be able to help you with crafting
some of the sparklier accessories and things that you were going to sell at the fair, at
the big parade festival partay.
So we were like, awesome.
And we went off to the blacksmith's first.
We had another location on the map, but that's not relevant right now for the summary.
So we're going to the blacksmith's and we get there and everything is suspended by chains
and ruined and gross and awful.
And we're like, oh, this is horrible.
And then there's a guy on a roof and everybody else is being sneaky and quiet.
They're like, what's that guy doing up there on that roof?
And then Veena was like, oh, that must be the blacksmith.
You know, he's up on his roof.
Hey!
And then he shot me.
I mean, Veena.
Directly through the chest.
Then he shot Veena.
Zing.
Yeah.
And then a huge, huge fucking bloodbath exploded.
And we were fighting and we found that like townspeople were dead all over the place.
And then we looted them.
And we, we, they, okay, we don't need, they don't need those things anymore.
So we looted them.
Uh, and then we just hear, we hear some Simmish.
You know, Simmish.
Yeah.
We hear some Simlish coming over the horizon.
And then a Simm dressed as a warlock appeared with his, uh, with his scrolls and his armillary.
And he was going, hey, we may some mama.
Uh, and then also, Brug, our good friend Brug was there.
And it looked like he was getting Brug to just like slaughter these townspeople.
And we were like, Brug, what's going on?
How could you?
And then Hart had like a super badass moment with Brug where they were fighting each other.
And then Hart could like, had a bro moment with Brug where he shielded Brug from an explosion that happened.
And then Brug and him like, you know, that gif of the muscular hands clasping together and their arms are just flexing.
It was that.
And they turned and they killed the warlock together.
And then there was, uh, and I have a question about this event, but what happened next was there was this surreal.
I liked the part where I didn't help fight the, uh, the, the warlock at all.
Or me or Gray.
I liked that part.
Okay.
Yeah.
No, we, we all helped.
Actually, I didn't help at all.
You and Gray helped.
The beetle ran away.
Yeah, you tried running off for more bolts and you were like, this is clearly the best option.
And we're like, I was also thinking we could create like a barricade at the door in the blacksmith and use it to like avoid blows.
And maybe they've got some magic stuff in the blacksmith.
Anyway, you know what?
It doesn't matter.
It's in the past.
I don't need to defend my actions.
The point is.
Beetle, beetle was range support.
Grandma was holding Talim's back.
Talim was fighting a crazy ass Redditor.
Yeah, and had a, and had a, and had a wizard battle.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They had a wizard battle.
There was a wizard battle.
It was pretty great.
It was super sick.
And then after the wizard battle was, your shield shattered.
It was so badass.
After all of that.
But remember when we were back in the sewer?
Maybe you don't remember.
If you don't remember, I don't know why you're watching episode five.
Go back.
Um, we were in the sewer and there was this red light.
Like this, there was a stone that we got and then it's transported us into this incorporeal black area room space thing.
The metaverse with this red light.
Oh my God, we're going to be Doctor Strange.
And his gross, scary voice was talking to us and we were like, oh God, we got to get rid of this trinket that we have because it's got a gross voice and it's talking to us.
The session ended with that happening again, except Heart was talking directly to it.
I think in another language, am I remembering that correct?
It was in another language.
It was just like, paw paw.
Yeah, Zoran, you mentioned that we were there.
Could we hear and see Heart talking to this thing?
Obviously, we can't understand what he's saying, but that was my question that I had.
I'm glad you brought that up, Froggy, because I'm going to hold you there.
Okay.
How was it?
How was it?
Did I do okay?
You did well.
Chad already gave you a couple of hero points, so I'll give you one.
Give me more.
Because you maxed out, so you're now at three.
Woo!
Yay!
And I'm going to take that extra and you decide, Froggy, who are you going to give that extra to?
I'm going to give that one to, who's lowest?
Min.
Uh, yeah.
Yay!
Yeah, let's give it to Gray.
Okay.
I know you're tied with Salty, but Salty's closer.
Okay.
Don't worry.
I'm at three HP.
No!
No!
Stop!
You're not!
You're not!
I'm going to kill you!
Stop!
No!
Stop!
I'm going to kill you!
She didn't give it to me because she's ableist against ghosts.
Stop!
Oh my god!
People are going to get action.
And before anybody gets pissy about that, I'm disabled IRL.
I can make those jokes.
And so am I!
That's the best part!
I'm disabled IRL too!
Yeah.
Please, no one cancel me, please!
My legs don't work.
We're busted as fuck.
We're busting.
I love you guys.
I love you.
Thank you, man.
I wish my joints loved me.
If Beetle's legs ever do break, and I decide to break them with the falling statue or something,
there are wheelchairs in Pathfinder Second Edition.
There are legitimate combat wheelchairs.
We're going to give you a battle, rascal.
It's going to be great.
I got you covered.
I swear to god, if you stick him in a wheelchair, I'm going to...
No, wait.
I still...
I can't believe that Beetle became Professor X.
I don't...
I have racial crawl and slither feats, so can I just use those without my legs?
Can I just go around?
Oh my god!
Just like crawling yourself all over the place with your arms.
Just...
But Durangula's in a little bit.
Sorry.
No, you're good.
You're good.
You're having a good time, and that's good.
From last we left off, after Froggy's excellent recap, we got people some hero points.
You guys did see something amalgamate together.
Large red light speaking to you.
It all kind of whoosh comes back down.
And you find yourself still around, Brug looking down.
Brug looking down at the corpse.
Of the individual with the bundle of scrolls.
Part, you're still standing there, quite hurt.
Several strikes even from Brug's axe were right by you, and this is where you're all left off.
Combat has now...
Combat has ended from last time.
So what'd you guys like to do?
I just talked a lot.
Somebody go first.
I feel like I'm talking non-stop.
Somebody go first.
I, uh...
Talim will, uh...
Hold on.
Wait.
Let me...
Can I grab myself?
There we go.
Uh, we'll drift over to where, uh...
Brug and Hart are, and, uh, look down at the individual, uh, with the scrolls, and, uh...
You know, they're obviously dead.
He looks back at Brug, and he's just like...
An unfortunate...
It's a...
An unfortunate meeting.
Gray is going to call back for Beetle, because...
Hey, Beetle!
It's over.
Come back.
Oh!
I swear I wasn't running away!
I swear I was just going into the...
I was going to look for bolts, and maybe there was some special, really fancy...
Shh!
Shh!
Okay, go over.
Grab the borzoid snoot and hold it closed.
Just...
Just...
Just closes his mouth.
Shh!
Hart turns around a little bit from the corpse, looking around like...
Where am I?
What the heck is going on?
Like, that look on his face.
Uh, and, like, some ships of his clay skin is just falling off.
He doesn't, like, know what the fuck is going on.
Okay, I'd like to scamper over and do my little heely-heel for as much time as necessary to patch these guys back up in our moment of calm.
Uh, if you want to do first aid, um, instead of battlefield medicine, uh, you could sit down and, uh, take some additional time, but you guys could probably, probably do it in a better location.
Probably not out here where it's all grimy and bloody and stuff.
And, and, and with that, with that mental note, Brug will kind of go, he'll just spit on the corpse of the, uh, the scroll master there.
And he'll look at Hart and go, like, sorry about the, um, you know.
What?
What was that about?
What the heck is all this about?
And I'm going to roll my 2d8, and I'm just going to use, uh, assurance on Hart first.
I'm going to start picking up Hart's clay body off the floor.
Uh, to, to help you with your first aid, because I'm going to teach you a neat thing you can do with your first aid.
That's why I want you to, I want you to wait a little bit.
Um, that's a, a game master thing for you.
I'm not going to throw something at you right now.
Um, so with, uh, your medicine stuff, let me, let me get your, uh.
I'm ready to learn.
Where the heck is your, I'm trying to find your battlefield medicine thing.
There it is.
All right.
So battlefield medicine for treat wounds.
Uh, what you can do if you, under the description says, you know, you do a message check.
Usually it's 15 DC and stuff like that.
If you're an expert, you know, you need to say the 20 to do, to gain 10 more hit points.
Um, you can, what it says here, if you succeed at your check, you can continue treating the target to gain additional healing.
If you treat them for a total of one hour and you can double the hit points, they regain from treat wounds.
Um, so you, you feel like you're in a good time.
And also Talim's floating on the overleg.
And, uh, I pressed the wrong button.
The one key I didn't rebind.
He's ascending.
And, uh, that allows you to, like, spend some time with everyone and get them all kind of brought up.
So that, that's how treat wounds can, can be super beneficial.
Uh, battlefield medicine is like, oh God, right now, you know.
So, but this allows you to even do a check, even try to crit.
So you just go right the full if you need to.
Oh, sick.
Okay.
Yeah.
So suck it, clerics.
Okay.
Awesome.
All right.
And, um.
You don't need clerics anyways.
So if you, if you want to do it somewhere a little bit more comfortable, you could, you could, the DC can be lowered a little bit and it'll be a lot easier for you.
So I can dynamically change it depending on your environment.
Like out here, probably going to be a little bit harder.
Yeah.
So I might still do battlefield medicine right now.
I know you said you're not going to throw anything at us, but I feel like that's what Beetle would in character feel is the smartest move.
Yeah.
So we're sure it's all going to take your tin roll there.
Yeah.
And, uh, I will heal heart for that.
Okay.
And then I'll do it on Talim.
Oh, that's a D10.
Whoopsies.
Hee hee.
Two D8.
Hee hee hee.
Hee hee.
Blushies.
Oops.
Here you go.
Five hit points.
You're welcome.
Heals you poorly.
Ha ha.
Wait, Froggy.
He blushes.
Beetle can heal ghosts with battlefield medicine?
Yeah.
How can Beetle do that?
With my stitch flesh move.
Oh my goodness.
Yeah.
Restores hit points to undead creatures.
Not just living ones.
Wild.
Ghost bandages.
Hee hee hee hee hee hee.
Hee hee hee.
Yeah.
Brug will look at everyone and go like,
Sorry about all of this.
Like as you're patching up your friends.
It, uh, my job was just to basically wake down in security.
And that's one of the rain over, like, really hurt and such.
And they said that somebody was attacking him.
So he came in.
But they have a lot of leeway in my life.
And I had to make a decision.
So I, you have to understand.
Even me just helping you.
Thank goodness there's no witnesses now.
But if they find out what I've done here, me and my family's dead.
Who is they?
What the frick was it?
Did you do this to all these people?
What is this?
I, I wasn't here for the raid.
But, uh, the crocs basically had a plan to come here and shake somebody up.
And things got bad.
I don't know who they captured.
The only thing I saw was a really big cage coming through.
But I, I pulled, I was there to pull security.
Make sure nobody was going to come into this area as they looted the place.
And it seems you got, got here right when they're about to loot it.
Croc did this?
Chalene will, uh, kind of look up at the sky a little bit.
And then he looks back down.
He's like, and so things go in the underworld.
Like, fortunately, you're okay.
He's like, and, of course, no witnesses.
So you won't hear any words out of our mouth about what happened here.
It's like, he, he nods.
It's like, I'm sorry to get you all into this.
Like, we should probably look around.
Just make sure everything's, there's just not going to be a survivor or anything.
Because if they find out, like, you're all involved now.
If anyone speaks.
Huh?
Yeah, that's how it goes, Beetle.
Yeah, you just came in.
You killed Croc's men.
Not to mention, you, you killed one of their word eaters.
Like, he pre-prizes them.
And he emotions over to the guy with the bundle of scrolls.
Well, he was an asshole.
Yeah, he was a bit of a dick, you know?
Just a smidgen, a tad.
Just a hint of a dick.
Uh, can, can I, um, roll knowledge arcana on what a word eater is?
You sure can.
Nice.
I got a plus eight to it.
So I'm going to go ahead and roll this.
I get a eight for a total of 16 on that roll.
I watched it.
The eight word?
I watched it on the 20.
It, like, wobbled.
And then it fell on the eight.
I was like.
Yeah, it'd be like that.
Uh, you, you wouldn't know a huge amount about them.
Just in passing, probably, like, from some tones or text,
you know that there's a magical way to where some people, you know,
learn magic either through study of books,
they carry spell books around,
or innately via either their bloodline,
kind of like sorcerers, they'll know things.
And you know people can use scrolls,
but there are some people who do not have,
who have, like, the ability to consume those pages.
So instead of learning it through, you know,
through years of practice and memorization,
they have a ritual where they can take the very runes
and the very, um, magic inside of the scrolls
or kind of magic, sometimes magical items
if they're super powerful,
and imbue it into their skin.
And they can, like, quickly just, you know,
it burns through their skin as they cast things.
And they commonly like to use scrolls
as kind of, like, a quick access way.
So they like to hoard magical stuff,
and, like, they're basically, like,
a different way of a spellcaster.
Talim will look down at the now-dead world,
not world eater, word eater, I'm sorry.
That's a pretty fatal typo.
He's just got really big.
He's like, uh, word eater.
And, um, uh, Talim will, like,
start to, like, rub his hands together.
And, like, his eyes turn into a bit of a smile
once he realizes what they've just, uh,
what they've just had on their hands.
You look excited all of a sudden.
What?
What?
What is this world coming to?
Calm down.
You can't be this excited about having to leave no witnesses.
What if we find any survivors and then we have to kill them,
but they're just a regular guy?
Why are you so happy?
But, Beetle, heart stands up after being patched up.
This world is coming to a ruin.
Ah!
And this points down at the being on the ground.
This is one of the people who ruins it even further.
Oh, yeah, you do.
This is one of the people who nourish themselves
off of other people's misery.
This is a creature known as a wizard.
Did your dad send you here to kill wizards?
Like, what was that about?
He just, like, looks up at heart.
It's just like...
Imagine Taliyah's hands are open.
Like, bro!
It's like the Captain America thing
where he, like, unstraps the shield.
It's just, like, the remnants of it drop.
And he's just like, bro.
No, you dropped that.
Not you, Talene, dude.
You're fine.
You're on our side.
Wait.
Because we could see you talking here to...
Was the sun?
Yeah, can we talk about that for a second?
What happened?
What was that?
Can we talk about you teleporting us to the sun
and talking to it?
I'm very certain that was not the sun.
I'm the sun.
Okay, are you a doctor?
I didn't think so.
No, I'm the sun.
What?
What do you mean, you're the sun?
Was that...
The sun.
No, the...
I am pretty sure that was my father.
I am pretty sure.
Your dad's the sun?
No, I am the son of my father.
No, I'm talking...
I'm saying S-U-N.
You're saying S-O-N.
Heart, do you even...
I can't read.
I thought so.
I thought so.
Why is your dad a bitch?
Like, Brug's leaving.
Goodbye, Brug.
Brug, yeah, Brug.
Brug starts to scoot away.
It's like...
Talibu will, like, wave over to him.
It's like...
He's like, are you leaving?
Well...
You'll see Brug...
As you guys are talking,
Brug will crouch down over on the bodies
and start checking their pulse
and kind of overall just checking their gear
and everything else
and he even starts looting the body.
Hey, wait a second.
I...
Gray is probably going to...
I wanted to loot that.
Gray is probably going to try and sniff around
to see if there's any, like, survivors
that they do have to take care of.
Like, listening for them,
sniffing for anything weird.
Awesome.
Roll me a perception check.
Yes, I can do another one.
I rolled a total of 12.
Let's go!
It begins!
You smell a lot of blood,
but you also...
But, um...
You don't notice anything in particular,
but you do smell fresh blood.
You know, some of these bodies...
Like, some of these people
have recently, you know, been killed.
But...
At a degree of freshness,
you know, like, somewhere kind of in the north
is, uh...
The freshness of blood, basically.
Hmm.
Guys, we should check the north.
Something's weird up there.
Okay.
Smells weird.
I'm going to go check it out.
Oh, yeah.
What?
Okay, we'll talk about the sun later.
Yeah.
So, then we'll, uh...
Look at, uh...
At Beetleheart and be like,
Go...
Uh...
Go with Gray.
I will be right there with you.
And to me will actually...
He will scooch down here
and he will start to, uh...
To mage hand the belongings
of the...
Of the world eater.
Not the...
The word eater!
I hate it.
I can't believe this guy
got a promotion
from a typo.
Literally, I was, uh...
Literally, I was sitting there
just going, like,
What am I going to call these guys?
I was thinking of the concept for them
and I'm like,
Oh, cool.
Yeah, they can eat magic and stuff
and eat scrolls
and imbue them
and it's all meat and stuff.
Yeah, I'll do that.
And I was like,
What am I going to call?
Like, well, word eater
seems like a cool little,
you know, grimdarky name.
I was like,
Someone's going to call it
the Warhammer one.
I swear to God.
Um...
Look, I got 20 years of brain rot.
I'm sorry.
No, I don't blame you, dude.
It's okay.
But you'll find...
What you'll find
that they will have
a spell book on them
which I will drag over
to your inventory
and the cool thing about it
it has all their
prepared spells on it.
Oh, that's hot.
But it is the spell book.
Some of the spells
that it cast
was imbued on its skin
and as you're looting it
you'll see that
there are some carvings
on it.
It's kind of like...
You know how...
Imagine like a tattoo
on it was burned away
and you'll see
that there's a remnant of it
but now too disfigured
for you to be able
to copy it off its skin.
That's where kind of like
that spell
like maybe the big explosion
and the summoning thing
came from.
But you'll find
a spell book
that has
the cantrips
chill touch
detect magic
press a desertation
ray of frost
and shield
one of those
three first level spells
that has command
grim tendrils
and magic missile.
Whoa!
Cha-ching!
We take a skin!
We also have
a stagger
or not stagger
a dagger
and a staff.
Take a skin off
take a skin.
Also
for stream
I'm trying
a camera
module thing
if it's really annoying
please let me know
or give me feedback
on it as the show
goes on.
It should dynamically
zoom
and change
as they move around
so I don't have to
keep changing it
all the time.
So
just tell me
if that works out
or not.
But yeah
that's what you found
on the body
so Talim
as you're doing that
I'm now going to then
look over to
the rest of the group
for
Beetleheart
and Gray
Gray
you're looking around
and stuff
and what you kind of
see around
you see a fountain
you see a fountain
with some blood
splattered
kind of coming off
to the side
along with you
Beetle and Heart
but I'll say
that you've been
going off Gray
I'm going to ask
Beetle and Heart
while you guys
are coming up
probably starting
off with Heart
what are you doing
as you're walking
up there with
Beetle
and Gray
Heart
is
he's a bit
baffled
still
if anything
about like
what just happened
Heart has gone
from the jovial
happy
lad
that he usually
is
into
one
that is
lost
in thought
as he
doesn't really
realize
that he wanders
into the darkness
where everything
is concealed
from him
so I
would just
do a
not a
searching
perception
I would
just do
a little
bit of a
a classical
perception
of just
do I stumble
into something
yeah
I'm a roll
of perception
if that's alright
to just see
do I stumble
into something
uh you wanna
you wanna be a
little bit more
specific for me
cause if you
just doing
general
then
I can't
get
if
if that's
the case
just let
it be
he's just
walking around
thinking
mumbling
to himself
and not
realizing that
he should
probably like
have a
light source
if we're
if we're
looking for
something
okay
and
Beetle
see the
heart
having a
struggle
and you're
walking
you're pattering
over
yeah
you can
perfectly
see
yeah
Beetle's gonna
reach up
and take
one of
heart's
sausage
fingers
and walk
over to
the
blacksmith's
and try
and open
the door
all right
you're able
to open
it just
fine
wow
I think
uh
he's gonna
pat
heart's
big sausage
big hot
dog finger
I think
uh
we
if
I mean
if there's
nobody
in here
and we
need to
get
his voice
is getting
quiet
as he
goes
into the
and we
need to
get
materials
for
for the
elmas
we
we don't
have to
come back
empty handed
even though
we're gross
and sweaty
and slimy
now
oh look at
that fire
wow
look at
this
what you'll
see as you
further go
into
um
the home
you'll see
that as you
step inside
the house
itself
will kind
of
it'll
move
a little
bit
oh
I
don't
like
that
because you'll
notice that
the chains
are
chains are
keeping the
house suspended
and you'll
notice that
this big
stone house
reinforced by
giant logs
where the chains
are kind of
embedded to
are suspended
over this
giant gap
that is
right underneath
it and you
notice that
there are no
supports under
this house
and as you
go through
you feel it
move and
you hear the
creaking of
the house
stuff
like an
ideal location
for a
forge
and uh
as you walk
as you kind
of like
you know
peter
patterns
you see a
you see a
brightly lit
forge
normally this
stuff
if someone's
going to
just leave
normally
you wouldn't
just leave
this going
for too
long
um
and over
to the north
you see that
there is a
giant bed
um
a giant
bed
along with
a fallen
statue
that has
kind of
collapsed
onto the
house itself
you just
kind of see
like some
rocks
kind of
kind of
pummel
over down
through a
crack
and come
back up
as uh
some weight
is shifting
uh you
notice that
you notice that
there's it's a bit
dirty inside
you see there's
some scuff
stuff here and
there some
furniture's kind
of been moved
around but
overall
not huge
amounts
would mess
with
so
are there
uh
are there
any
metals
or
circlets
or
things of
that nature
around
the forge
that's what
I would like
to look for
roll me a
perception check
that's uh
so as you
as you're
looking around
uh you do
notice that
over here
right by the
forge uh
there's this
barrel full of
just random
metal
nicknack like
like scrap
metal almost
um
yeah scrap
metal various
bits and bobs
like like
things like
like uh
like bars
that you put
into like
wooden doors
to reinforce
it and all
that other
stuff like
just like
random kind
like kind
like bar
like bars
for prison
gates
like a whole
bunch of
just scrap
that's just
been thrown
in here
do you think
the elbows
will want to
decorate with
this I'm gonna
pull out a
metal bar
and hold it
up for
heart
uh heart
snaps out
of it
he's just
like followed
beetle
if the little
nubby hand
just gripped
onto his
his fingy
he would
have leaned
over to
walk so
the beetle
don't really
have to like
reach upward
and then he
has just
followed even
if they are
in this
suspended
rackety
building he's
just like oh
oh um
yeah sure
buddy yeah
yeah
can you carry
this barrel
yeah
uh heart
just walks
over and
grips onto
it and
like just
fastens it
around his
hip
wonder how
much money
we should
leave
leave a tip
alright thanks
for the
scrap
um
part it is
very heavy
even for you
but you're
able to
puff it up
just fine
that's why
he's carrying
it by the
hip he's
using his
back and
every and
his legs
and his
shoulders
and don't
lift with
your back
no it's
just slightly
blasted
remember lift
with a jerking
twisting motion
yeah
but yeah he
he uses his
hip as a
count uh to
allow his
entire body
to utilize it
as a counter
weight
so for you
two as you
guys go inside
i'm gonna
now switch it
over to
talim who's
been who
should have
been finished
uh looting
the word
eater
talim
after you've
looted you
seen that your
friends have
either gone up
to the north
have gone
inside what
would you like
to do
um i will
see where
uh gray
and uh all
of them headed
up to and i
will actually
start to make
my way towards
them uh but
as uh
talim does
he will
stop
by brug
uh as
he is
looting
and he's
like he's
like take
what you he's
like take
what you can
you know
to uh to
pay for your
expenses and
everything like
that and
then make
yourself scarce
you know
where to
contact us
yeah bro
bro go nod
and he'll
start taking
um you
just take
like a coin
purse and
stuff and
any bits
involved yeah
they're not
gonna need
anymore they'll
probably just
rot here to
be honest with
you that
the tyrant's
guild will
take him
away and
then you'll
um you
know just
continue his
business
yeah uh
talim will
nod and
he'll be
and he'll
be like we'll
make sure to
clean up a
bit
and uh
and at
that point
in time uh
talim will
make the
rest of the
way up
towards where
uh gray
is uh
looking you
know for
survivors or
witnesses
yeah
we're looking
for witnesses
for things
that have
transpired in
this area
yes go
ahead and
roll my
perception
jay
okie dokie i
will do that
i have a
plus five
reception
so uh
i will
roll that
and i get
a i roll
a 12 for
a total of
a 17
awesome as
you're looking
around uh
looking around
like with
gray and
gray kind of
like with your
senses kind of
coming in you
smell you like
gray you go
you smell very
fresh blood
and talim you
hear
over inside
of the
fountain
goes over
to your
left
see there's
a tall
there's a
tall fountain
obviously
crumbled
through time
uh no
longer
no longer
sporting water
but there's
a trail of
blood coming
into the
cracks there
and you
and you hear
coughing
she approaches
and she
leans over
the edge
just kind
of get
a look
around
down
into it
as you
look down
you see
that there
is a
a cloaked
individual
wearing some
now really
messed up
leather armor
and you can
notice that
the with how
the hood is
kind of shredded
a little bit
you can tell
that it is
a elf
and he'll
look up
at you
and go
losers
hmm
gray looks
over it
to lame
back down
at the
guy down
blown
in the
fountain
to lame
looks back
down
and is like
i
i would say
he's not
going
it looks like
they're not
going to make
it but
and looks like
at his own
transparent hand
i'm obviously
a bit biased
what do you
think we
should do
i'm not
really qualified
or able
to
mend the
flesh of
the living
i think this
would be
something more
beetles department
but also
if we want
to keep
things quiet
and uh
he'll look
back at
the uh
guy
i know
i don't
have
like um
i don't
have
medicine
or anything
like that
but can
i do
like a
just a
general
like
medicine
roll
to see
like
if it
looks like
this guy
is going
to make
it
okay
i'll
allow you
to try
like
you're
on
trains
you're
not
going
to get
super
accurate
information
but
you
can
definitely
roll
and
see
what
you
can
surmise
yeah
i'm just
looking
and he's
like
does
it
got
ropey
bits
hanging
out
oh yeah
he's not
gonna make
it
how much
better
does it
feel
soren
now that
he has
seen
a ghost
all right
so i
that's
i'm finally
dying
huh
um
with your
medicine
you can't
100%
get a good
surmise of
things
uh
but just
looking at
him you see
he has
dark skin
blue eyes
you see
that
you don't
see
very
visible
cuts
like
you see
gashes
and stuff
but
um
but what
you could
see
you could
tell
like
like
something
in his
chest
is like
collapsed
he's like
like he's
just he's
just he's
just breathing
weasley
just trying
to you
know
stay in
there
it's like
uh
looks like
he's having
trouble
looks like
he's having
trouble
looks like
he's having
trouble
breathing
it's like
i don't
miss
that
and uh
taleem will
kind of like
uh hover
over the
guy and
he's like
so
friend
what uh
brought you
to this
situation
you wanna
ask him
the dying
man
yeah he's
asking the
dying
man
taleem's
dead
like he's
super casual
about it
that he
will
what's
it to
you
no
you
you're
the
tyrants
you're
not
getting
any
information
out of
me
taleem
like looks
at him
like tilts
his head
and is
like
well
somebody's
assuming
with that
i'm going
to now
change
the
the
same
direction
now
over to
beetle
and heart
um
you now
have acquired
a barrel
full of
metal scraps
and stuff
and you're
you're
within the
the working
forge
area here
of this
house
uh
what are
you doing
it's okay
buddy
we'll talk
about this
son later
and everything's
gonna be
okay
the you
the son
your dad
the son
let's check
out
whoa
look at
that
and beetle's
gonna run
over the
statue
and start
pointing at
it
it's just
like you
dude
buddy i can
barely see
anything
oh
opening my
inventory
oh i
have a
torch
okay
beetle will
take that
and light it
okay
you can click
on your
token
and click
the top
left
torch
icon
you'll
turn
it
on
and then
you know
the will
smith pose
where he's
got both
arms out
and he's
leading to
the side
beetle lights
the torch
and then does
that at the
statue and he's
just smiling
heart you see a
giant statue
in front of you
it does not
look like the
uh
the vision
that you saw
as even though
the beetle
surmised you
will um
in a closer
inspection you'll
find that the
statue looks
eerily close to
a depiction
that you see
of the prince
uh you know
one of the uh
one of the
deities pretty
much kind of
worshipped here
in outset
beetle's saying
it looks like
heart
can i see the
resemblance
no
heart
heart
heart strokes
his cheek
a little bit
i mean it's
crumble
it's a statue
like you
yeah and he
has like five
fingers
yeah
yeah
yeah
you're both
a rock
amazing
no i'm
heart
hey check
this out
beetle's gonna
go over to
the chest
is it locked
i can't believe
heart is
dwayne the
rock johnson
he is
he's
hard
you um
you go to
the chest
and you see
that this thing
is heavy
duty
this thing
is giant
padlock on
it iron bands
around this
chest sturdy
wood it
yeah it's
locked
do you think
you can open
this
looks looks
down at beetle
looks down at
this he can't
disappoint
his little
baby bro
he can't do
it he can't
bear himself
to do it
he goes
yeah sure
can for
you anything
and then he
wants to
like just
look at
this chest
in front of
him
like padlock
i guess
okay
is there a
padlock
on this
thing
yeah there's
a big
old
padlock
on the
thing
okay okay
okay
um
you know
uh
it's heavy
duty
like even
lockpicking
lawyer would be
like jesus christ
try putting it
between your teeth
and biting
hard
beetle hear me
out hear me
out
i can't bite
through metal
yet
i think
hard could
look it's
about drive
it's about
power
it's about
job
i've got
this crowbar
beetle pulls
out a crowbar
hard looks
at it
squints a
little bit
looks over
at this
thing
soren how
how big
is this chest
with how big
the the bed
was with
how like
it's a giant
chest
yeah
it's over
like maybe
six seven
feet wide
like it's a
big boy
come on
this is a
coffer
this is a
person
thing
you can put
someone in
this
beetle suddenly
looks afraid
there's a
person in
here
i can't believe
we put beetle
in the chest
no
no
i don't
think so
beetle
but what i
do believe
is that
um
i do believe
that
whoever
he leans
over
the
the
the big
locker
and he
slaps it
once
whoever is
doing this
kind of
stuff
knows their
stuff
because i
ain't seeing
big ass
lockers like
this one
just rumbling
around the
world you know
at least a
group of
people or
one really
strong person
had to
get this
one in
here
now
hear me
up beetle
i can pick
this up
and i can
probably carry
it out of
here i can
probably drag
it you know
what i'm you
know what i'm
not good at
what
falling into
pits due to
the building
shifting in
weight
yeah let's
take it
outside
my thoughts
are like i
don't want to
rob this i'm
not looking to
rob a bank you
know if this
is this guy's
home bank i
don't want any
of the yeah i
just if there's
like a little
necklace in
there if there's
like a little just
little things we
can sell at the
fair i don't i
don't care about
his money i just
want i love that
beetle as soon
as you said
that i saw
gray and
talene's avatars
just duped
down with their
heads going down
like oh my god
well you know
beetle uh so
far whenever we
have you know
killed someone we
have taken their
things right
yeah yeah but we
haven't killed this
guy yet yeah maybe
he's still oh
maybe he's still
alive i'd like to
go over to the bed
can i look under
it uh you uh
sure maybe a
perception check
not uh now
that um at the
same time now
that there is
light in here
can harp see any
markings from like
if there has been
a battle within
this place yeah
yeah uh go
and roll me a
perception heart
also i rolled a
26 nice
oh you both
rolled 17 on the
die i rolled 17
on die for a
total of 23 not
as good as the
super invested
investigator beetle
so um so
beetle because of
your you've been
doing like the
lead stuff and
everything for your
investigator stuff so
you but i've been
giving you bonuses and
stuff with the dc
stuff and everything
and i pursue a lead
yeah oh thank you
oh my god
beetle is on the
case so as you
look at the bed
there's no under it
it is a giant stone
slab that's boom
right onto the floor
itself um as you're
investigating around
of it you're it's it's
very basic you can tell
whoever made this is it
is a ginormous person
um and you say there's
even a little teddy bear
on the
on the bed itself
but but but to you it's
giant like it's a big
timer
it's beetle sized
but you see it's just
like like multiple
stitched blankets
together things like
that you you find
nothing over at the
bed um even with your
super high roll and for
hearts for signs of
battle and beetle you'll
notice this as well
there have been signs of
battle inside of this
room it's as if uh with
you can tell from you
know with your
investigator eyes it's
like the bed has gone
this way it's gonna
that way normally to get
off this bed but it
seems to be in a hurry
the person went up this
way and you're like
following yeah i can't
believe it soren i can't
believe it i can't
believe the beetle is
columbo
and one more thing
yeah if you could tell
just from you're getting
a good idea with the
scrapes and you know in
crack portions of the
walls here where like
something must have been
smashed on or something
swung or whatever uh
whoever was sleeping
here got startled awake
somehow and you see
scuffs and stuff on the
bed and stuff maybe like
metal on it um for you
beetle you identify as
like maybe change try to
like get on top of this
thing like bring it down
and uh signs of
struggles here but for
both of you uh as you're
looking around and really
paying attention you hear
a conversation outside
and a voice you do not
recognize
oh do you hear that
bro i did hear that
is that coming from
outside where the
where the statue is
heart
you hear it over to your
to the left side we also
hear talim's voice along
with a voice you don't
recognize
heart licks his thumb
uh and index finger and
then he snuffs out the
torch like a candle
talim is talking quick to
the darkness
and uh then he grabs on
to beetle and like not
not like a squeaky toy but
more like he holds out his
hand like you get up and
stress squeezer he holds
out his hand for beetle and
then he will just lift his
arm as far up as he can
to gaze towards the
outside
can you see something
because he knows the
beetle can see through the
darkness
and he and he whispers can
you see anything can i see
anything
brawl me a perception check
i like how chat is just
like a periscope
a periscope
i only rolled an 11
remember that you have
three three hero points
with your with your roll of
11 there's the sound is not
coming from that direction
uh as before the sound is
coming to your left
i think talib and gray i think
somebody found them
there's nobody out there
should we should we get back
yeah i think you gotta turn
around
ah he turns around you can
hear a lot better
and then he puts beetle back
down
so that he can follow beetle
because he's knocked out the
torch so he can't see anything
beetle takes his big sausage
finger and leaves him outside
beetle what do your kobold eyes
see
what do you see with your
special eyes
what do you see with your
special eyes
jack shit
i think we're facing the
wrong direction
call it a hunch
just imagine the two of them
just staring at a wall in the
darkness but they don't realize
it
two brothers hanging out
doing things
doing things the brothers do
so we we exit the blacksmiths
and we we're coming up on
these guys
and you will hear uh a little
bit of the conversation that
was had before uh as you now
enter the scene as to lean
you're like you're like oh
let's see how it is when he
when the individual inside the
fountain goes like
like i'm not telling you
anything
and you hear wheezing and
coughing just
the entire time
in between words
gray kind of leans over and
she's like
well okay
uh guess you die then
the lean was kind of like like
spider-man like squatted on the
fountain but he's like
he's actually just like
floating there and he's got
like his arms like draped over
his uh his knees and he's just
like my friend here is correct
as you can see i don't really
care if you live or die
in fact the living are often
sometimes hard to associate with
he looks around with some
exceptions
you might even be better off
you're talking a lot of people
you're talking shit over here
we found someone
yeah he's an asthmatic i can hear
it
no he's dying beetle
what
beetle takes a look
oh
he's a dying asthmatic
heart looks down at this dying elf
and he goes
ah i'm sorry
and then he's quiet and he just
nods
there's that's right when it
stares at him
like
to leave him like look around
everybody he's like
are we not gonna help this guy
he's like
he's like look
we're not with the tyrant's guild
we've just happened to
find our way here
while looking for a blacksmith
we're just wondering
what happened
we came down here
looking for stuff
got caught up in a bunch of
shit
my friends got shot
one of them fell apart
sorry
sorry
sorry heart
uh
oh no
and
uh
honestly we got nothing to lose
right now
so you could
you know
tell us some stuff
and we could help you out
or you
just
die
do you need an exchange
for information
i think it's a good trade
why would you
fine
you help me out
i'll tell you something
what
you can talk just fine
tell us something first
gray holds out
a healing potion
she kind of dangles it
and she's like
listen
tell us a little something
we'll give you a little
something back
all right
so i want to ask everyone
to do some stuff
but who wants to be the lead
on either
whatever you're doing
either a diplomacy
deception
or intimidation
i think that
uh
i would argue
that um
min
uh
doing
gray crocus
just did
the only
kind
act
that any one of us
ever did
but i'm
but i'm also in
for anyone
intimidating this guy
i got a plus one
in all of those things
let's go
i was gonna say
there's a reason
talim is
is a
is a
straight shooter
is because uh
i've got nothing
in all of those
hark's sociable
his brain
is just somewhere
else right now
what's really
messed up is
talim is squatting
over him like that
and he's not wearing
pants
it's just kind
of like a little
social encounter
thing to kind
of teach you
guys how this
works so in
pathfinder second
edition as you
guys are still
learning the system
and stuff uh
here's a cool
thing i've
explained this
before in our
test stuff but a
cool thing you
can do with your
skills is that it
doesn't necessarily
a hundred percent
have to be
deception
diplomacy
intimidation for
any social
encounter stuff
i'll make an
example say for
example you
want to guarantee
that you have
the ability to
heal him that
beetle could
convince this guy
i'm trying not
to backseat game
you guys want
to just i just
want to teach
you guys
um yeah
that like
beetle can go
hey i'm a
doctor i know
exactly how to
get you fixed up
and in fact i
could probably
figure out a way
to get you healed
even more and
save your life
i mean you
could use medicine
to start explaining
the process of how
you would heal
them using medicine
to try to
convince this
individual so
you can instead
of just being
restricted to just
the diplomacy
skills and
you can use your
other skills if
you can make a
good enough
argument to do
it it's like
saying like you
were trying to
identify like
like the quality
of a chair for
wood you can use
nature nature or
crafting when
arguing with a
merchant to be like
no that's not
worth a hundred
gold that's worth
fifty gold and
that they'll be
able to you know
i think you'd use
that in the social
encounters to get
to gain an edge
so not everyone's
just like oh i'm
not good with
diplomacy so i'm
just i'm out of
this use your
other skills and
try to fancibly do
that stuff so you
can dynamically do
it i think one of
my favorite examples
is using religion
to convince someone
of your own faith
that you are
correct
really need to
rebind that key
and i was i was
i was googling uh
what is it uh
society you've seen
what all it entails
yes society so if
you want to try an
idea here uh someone
needs to lead the
conversation then
everyone else can
aid in that uh with
their own like checks
and skills and stuff
um but society if you
for you wanting for
that you can be all
like oh i'm aware of
the gang and maybe
you know you can be
like oh maybe if i
find somebody that
you're part of with
you can you know
report back to them
they might be able to
give you a reward or
da da da or like
like something like
that like you'd be
like i'm aware of
what will happen you
know if we're able
to bring you back
and report and
stuff i don't mean
to like no no no
no no no like i
apologize no no
you're fine no like
that that's actually
i'm brand new to
this so i appreciate
it you were you
were quick and
concise thank you so
much yeah um
yeah if anybody else
doesn't want to take
the lead um i think
uh to lean will
will jump in and
uh using his like
knowledge of society
and uh in the
underworld and he's
like uh he like
leans over the
individual is like
look we all know
what happened here
and the things that
go on in the darker
side of the business
world it's like i
also realize that
when somebody comes
back and brings
information with
them and it can
be beneficial to
said organizations
um hint what's
better than not
only living but
also getting a
reward for it
wait what's your
argument it's
he's basically
uh the idea is
like look you give
it you give us
this information you
get to live you get
to go back and
uh like report or
whatever i'm assuming
this guy is one of
the gang or the
criminals or whatever
i don't know
does it look like
you could ask
or okay yeah no i
didn't even you
what mate
shush chat
shush i'm trying
my best i'm four
hours of sleep
um uh actually
no like yeah that's
a good idea scratch
all that he's like
are you one of the
individuals that
attacked this area
he's like if you're
not i think would be
more willing to help
you
uh for that i'll
allow you to roll
the diplomacy check or
you can use your
underworld uh
knowledge uh lore
skill i will gladly
use under use uh
i'll let you use
underworld lore
because you could
probably surmise a
lot better but uh
wrote a 14 i've got
a plus 8 that's a
total of a 22
awesome you'll go
i've figured it out
huh yeah yeah i'm
on a cross gang
like ah well that's
unfortunate
oh yeah i i am sorry
sorry about that i
punched out the heart
of one of your kin
oh man see you weren't
supposed to say now we
have to let him die
unless i left you
got did you get ted
fucking hated ted
what one was ted
he had a crossboat
oh yeah fuck that guy
yo we totally killed
ted
nice he fist bumps
fist bump is received
like you don't seem
too broken up about
the death of your
comrades
well you just said
he didn't like tim
he's like it's like
living a living a
croc's life
you know
means that
it's kind of
kind of gripper eat
gripper eat world
you take advantage
and survive
something we get
camaraderie
i'm not one of those
what if you were given
another option
and also
i take it at vengeance
oh
oh yeah you get to
you get to ruin their
life if you have
help us
and we want
you want to come
help us
you get to live
you gotta help me
huh
okay
promise me that
potion
yeah and i'm a
doctor so
that's right
i'm a doctor
what does that mean
we ask ourselves
that every day
what does that mean
how are you a doctor
don't trust
like chat is just
like don't trust
this guy
it's it's an npc
played by zoran
you think i'm gonna
trust it
you you can trust
him he can read
okay don't stab me
if i come in the
fountain
don't stab me
he doesn't reply
you're not gonna
are you gonna stab
me if i come in
he's laying on the
ground dying
beetle i don't think
he can stab you
okay i climb into
the fountain and i'm
gonna do
do some first aid on
him
yeah i'll do the
first aid
okay
um
so we sit there
in this fountain
for an hour
you can do
um
here's the thing
oh no wait
wait i want to do
the the treat wounds
thing where i can sit
in the fountain
yeah do it for a
while okay
yeah um
we can we can talk
to him
during that time
yeah yeah you can
talk to him while i'm
doing this so let me
roll
yeah so what it
means you can roll
the cv to try to
crit uh and stuff
if you don't want to
use assurance
now the dc check for
this one uh it's not
gonna be 15 on this
one it's in a pretty
rough environment he's
not in a good area you
only got what you can
with your healer's kit
uh i'm gonna say
i'm gonna say the dc on
this one is 20
i'm gonna use assurance
can you can you hit
can you hit 20
i don't know i'm gonna
do assurance to be safe
so how that works
your assurance is
basically 10 plus your
proficiency thing so
yours is a plus 9 so
if you did assurance
it's 19 so you would
not hit assurance
yeah oh frick so i
have to roll
you have to roll
you forgot to click
the medicine stuff
that would have been
a 29 total
it's okay no no no
hold on it's okay i'm
allowing it you did the
roll you did the roll
you got your 20 i'm not
taking it away from you
i was so happy it
instantly just turned to
despair
you never know when
that game master is
gonna get you
so well it looks like
you didn't didn't roll
it the right way
oh man that dial
looks cocked looks
two degrees off the
face
it's a plus 9 with
medicine so that's
technically a 29
you you you did a
natural 20 that's a
crit so you you
crit the healing so
this is what happens
success target regains
48 hit points and
his wounded condition
is removed so go
ahead and roll me
uh 48
i'm losing it this
guy's like how are
you a doctor
froggy crits
don't stab me
pulls out an entire
surgeon's table
oh my god
how are you a doctor
froggy literally
pieces this man back
together
froggy just stands
there in a lab coat
i'm sitting there
playing operation with
this guy's gut
after you've healed
him it's like oh
oh buddy buddy buddy
your kidney it has
to go
and he goes what i
i wasn't stabbed in
the kidney i know
but
i found a malignant
it's malignant i kind
of need to take it
away
like very unsubtly
looks over his
shoulders like this
is gonna get so much
on the black market
stuff it in his
panty pack
okay so this is what
happens um with the
crit stuff uh you're
gonna increase the hp
gain by this by 10
because you beat the
dc 20 check so
awesome and you did
the 4d8 that's what
happens with the
conductive success
with treat wounds
you you roll it it
doesn't just double
what the 2d8 is um
and because you're
spending extra time
you're gonna spend a
total of an hour
doing it you double
the hit points they
gain for treat wounds
so it is going to
be pretty much uh
24 times 2
you you this is the
best operation you've
ever had
you fix them up and
as you're fixing them
up and stuff uh you
can start asking him
questions if you'd like
yeah
beetle has such
knowledge of like
elven anatomy now
you ask his name
and as you're
operating like he's
like my name
like my name's
fevin
fevin
fevin
fevin
fevin
fevin
fevin
we are going to
have with this man
from this operation
is going to be gone
by the time that
beetle is finished
i
is that with an f
or a th and
there's like a
chiropractic snap
there's a
yoda scream and he
goes like
fevin
f
f
e
ve
n
is it
thank you
i'll look over to
a grave and he's like
perhaps we should give
him a bit of leather to
bite down on
oh yeah
here buddy
uh heart pulls out
just a um
heart pulls out a
uh
a piece of
the leather strappings
that he has on his belt
for you know just
carrying random stuff
and he just holds it out
and gives it to him
he'll
he'll bite on it
ever so often
in between questions
and stuff
as he
things are getting real
painful for him
what's your deal
what did you get out of
this
what's your problem
snap
you know besides
living
i got paid for this
croc
croc wanted the person
that's inside the
building
the blacksmith
yeah
big
aren't
he is
aren't there
aren't there a lot
of blacksmiths
in cities though
from what i learned
blacksmiths make
metal stuff
there's a lot of
metal stuff
in cities
wait wait
back up
back up
back up
you said
he killed a lot
of you
does that mean
he got away
is he still alive
we got him
we got that
the cage
what
no
we need to
buy things
from him
he's my
vendor
you fuck
that's my
vendor
it's like when
you're playing
an mmo
and somebody
comes by
and kills
the quest
npc
before
yeah
like
it's like
with uh
as feminist
just like
yeah we
got that
big fuck
like clean
just like
he's like
leans his head
back and he
just closes
his eyes
and he
just sighs
and he's
and he's
and he's
are we
going to
regret
healing
you
you're
going to
be nice
like wave
a hand
at
people
he's like
no no
be fine
it's just
a complication
okay
hey do you
know
brug
brug
who the
hell's
brug
and right
on time
brug's
coming over
and
the cover's
like
what have
you guys
found
it's like
five
survivor
we found
seven
yeah
seven
who the
fuck is
seven
that's
this guy
apparently
it's like
oh
give us
information
oh
we can't
have witnesses
if he
walks away
he'll tell
croc
everything
we've
done
here
he knows
you
all
now
don't
worry
brug
if he
tries
to do
that
um
i'll
undo
what
beetle
just
did
to
how
can
you
do
that
after
he's
given
the
information
heart
like
once
he
leaves
and
it
you
could
crush
his
skull
he's
coming
with
us
we're
gonna
yeah
he's
gonna
work
with
us
now
yeah
you
can't
bring
him
can't
bring
him
with
us
he's
one
of
croc's
boys
well
now
he's
my
boy
is
that
right
Fevin
grabs his
cheeks
and squishes
them
together
Fevin's
like
looking
left
and
right
nervously
yeah
yeah
yeah
yeah
with
them
and
if
he
doesn't
cooperate
I
will
absolutely
make
a chew toy
out
of
him
people
actually
look
between
Brug
and look
between
Fevin
and it's
like
Fevin
let me
ask you
a question
what's
it like
working
for
croc
pays
good
practically
own the
place
as long
as the
tyrant
skill
doesn't
mess
with
you
so
as long
as the
people
who are
really
in
charge
turn a
blind
eye
you get
to keep
your life
and survive
off
and he
like
looks at
Fevin's
armor
and you
know
kind of
like
mage
hands
like a
piece
of his
cloak
up
and drops
it
what
these
scraps
damn
you really
just said
you dressed
in scraps
right now
don't you
think
you could
do
better
don't you
think
you could
do
better
what
if
you were
given
an
opportunity
would you
take it
what
role do
you think
would be
most appropriate
or would
you let
it slip
I mean
like this
is
what
why would
you try
that business
transaction
with
Tlaib
is very
much
trying to
like
underworld
transfer
of power
is it
the handshake
yeah
it's just
like
it's like
it's like
he's like
right now
you look
to be
a
blackie
left for
dead
I don't
think
Clark
would be
too
grateful
for what
you've
done
here
in fact
I think
you could
care less
if you
came back
however
sounds like
he'd leave
you for
dead
exactly
if you
were to
work for
somebody
that
would
value
your
service
yeah
who
Cleem
like
looks
around
a lot
of them
is like
well
we seem
to be
acquisition
specialists
we make
a
pretty
penny
doing
what
we
do
and
it
seems
that
your
hopefully
former
employer
has
something
that
we
wanted
to
acquire
what
check
would
you
like
to
try
to
lean
my
my
my
my
I
I
want
to
say
underworld
but I
don't
know
if
that
fits
yeah
you're
making
a
business
you're
trying to
convince
this guy
I
would
say
if
you
can
make
me
a
convincing
argument
I'll
let
you
use
your
underworld
skill
otherwise
I'll
have
to
look
at
your
plus
zero
diplomacy
fair
if
you're
lying
to
this
guy
it
would
be
deception
no
Talim's
not
lying
that's
one of
the
things
Talim
very much
doesn't
lie
he's
very
honest
with
a lot
of
things
he's
just
a
scummy
businessman
he's
been
in this
situation
before
okay
so
the
thing
is
is
this
guy
is
working
for
the
criminal
underworld
right
yeah
from what
you can
surmise
he's
one of
crocs
lackeys
he's
working
for
croc
as
lackey
he's
basically
been
left
to
die
and
they
got
sent
after
a
giant
which
apparently
killed
a
large
majority
of
the
man
from
what
he
said
and
I'm
going
to
guess
at
this
point
in
time
he's
probably
kind
of
pissed
at
being
left
to
die
I
don't
know
I
take a
stab
in the
dark
and say
like
oh man
I got
sent to
you know
grab a
giant
blacksmith
and he
presumably
you know
like
just
swatted
a good
good majority
of us
and
then I
got
left
in a
fountain
to
just
perish
and
then
I've
got
a
guy
who's
maybe
a
little
bit
shady
but
him
and
his
friends
have
decided
to
help
me
out
and
has
given
me
a
chance
to
I
don't
know
probably
have a
better
condition
working
in
than
what
I
was
before
yeah
yeah
all
right
I'll
I'll
use
your
underworld
allow
everyone
else
to try
to help
if they
would like
you know
what else
like to
add on
to it
to try
to assist
on
here's
the thing
when I
say this
you're
aiding
into it
so
you'll
do a
roll
if you
hit
the
DC
that I
have
you give
a plus
two
to
Talim's
roll
okay
if you
fail
you
bring
it
down
argumentably
could
couldn't
beetle
use
medicine
for this
purpose
for the
sole
reason
that
beetle
could
have
done
much
worse
he
could
have
left
this
guy
with
the
most
basic
of
sutures
but you
see
in
social
there's
a good
point
to bring
up
in
social
encounters
I
have
degrees
of
how much
he's
warmed
up
to
you
guys
and
with
social
encounters
you
change
that
likeness
and
stuff
and
beetle
has
already
done
that
that
is
done
I
do
have
something
that
might
help
that
adds
to
the
argument
it's
not
related
to
the
medical
services
also
yeah
like
as
Talib
is
saying
this
beetle
is
going
to
go
we
find
a lot
of
like
a lot
of
treasure
and
you
look
like
the
kind
of
guy
who's
got
some
good
fingers
like
strong
fast
fingers
maybe
triple
jointed
they can
spin
around
you know
you look
like
that
kind
of
guy
maybe
I'm
profiling
a little
you
I'm
telling
you
you
roll
with
us
these
people
are
horrifying
they
they
kill
on the
daily
okay
and we
find
tons
of
chests
we
find
tons
shish
grandma
we
find
tons
of
chests
she
forgets
about
the
murder
it's
the
venture
oh
my
god
you
can
we
keep
the
things
that
we
find
but
there
are
lots
of
things
that
we
can't
access
it
like
you
know
if
you
pull
that
weight
and
you
help
us
open
things
that
we
can't
open
you
can
take
more
shares
you
know
what
I
me
up
buddy
you
heart
points
down
at
this
little
guy
in
comparison
to
the
rest
of
the
moving
forces
before
you
make
your
thing
I
want
beetle
to
roll
me
a
diplomacy
yeah
go at
it
basically
what you're
doing
is
an
eight
check
oh
no
it's
a
nine
you have
hero
points
oh
yeah
I
want
to
use
a
hero
point
let me
take
that
off
let me
use
a
hero
point
so
what
you're
doing
is
that
you're
aiding
and
what
the
aid
action
is
a
reaction
like
an
ally
is
about
to
use
an
action
requires
a skill
check
attack
roll
stuff
like
that
and
what
that
does
is
if
you
succeed
basically
the
DC
I've
set
and
I've
adjusted
it
to
all
your
conversations
and
stuff
if
you
succeed
you get
a
plus
one
circumstance
bonus
to
the
triggering
check
and
if
you
create
you get
a
plus
two
different
all that
stuff
and
your
diplomacy
then you
re-rolled
and got
a
I got
a
that
time
nice
I'll put you
down a
point
thank
all
and
now
Hart
go ahead
and
make your
thing
I
yeah
looming
over this
guy in
the fountain
as
beetle
is
squishing
this guy
and basically
going
and now
you're
my
fish
he
literally
said
and he's
my
boy
now
and
this is
Vegeta
he was
a
prison
yeah
Hart
looms
a bit
extra
due to
his
height
and
he
goes
and
hear
me
up
buddy
you
don't
actually
need
to do
any
of
the
violent
bits
unless
that's
what
you
want
to
do
I
don't
judge
but
you
don't
have
to
do
the
you
know
fighting
you
can
do
other
things
we
we
are
looks
over
Talim
for
approval
looking
for
employees
employees
oh yeah
employment
oper
no
business
oper
no
beetle
also
looks
at
Talim
we're
looking
for
those
who
are
skilled
in
navigating
the
business
environment
of the
ponds
plaster
and
beyond
and
who
are
open
to
okay
heart
what would
you like
to roll
for your
thing
I'll
let
you
choose
I'll
let
you
choose
diplomacy
diplomacy
I
cool
heart
is
not
very
well
spoken
see
what
you
get
I
rolled
an
for
a
total
of
I
like
adventure
capitalists
I
know
which
skill
I
am
getting
trained
next
time
so
now
I
will
ask
Gray
Gray
would
like
to
add
anything
to
it
or
leave
it
alone
good
okay
yeah
yeah
yeah
hang on
you
were
left
down
here
to
die
alone
what
you
could
do
instead
of
die
alone
try
and
survive
with
people
that
are
a little
more
agreeable
than
what
was
his
name
that
you
didn't
like
what
was
his
name
again
the
one
that
we
killed
instead
of
with
Fred
come
adventure
with
grandma
don't
you want
to
adventure
with
grandma
why are
you calling
me
grandma
because
you're
her
grandma
oh
well
okay
either
way
she's
like
whatever
anyway
anyway
work
with
people
you
actually
can
get
along
with
instead
of
Ted
fuck
Ted
fuck
Ted
sorry
to all
the
Ted's
out
there
this
one
guy
listening
who's
named
Ted
he's
like
I was
just
hoping
to have
a good
game
and I
was
listening
to
raccoons
on my
drive
home
and
just
don't
mean
me
I'm
sorry
Ted
can
we
make
that
into
a
raccoon
shirt
I'm
sorry
Ted
fucking
Ted
Ted
dude
all right
all right
go ahead
and roll
me
Diplomacy
Diplomacy
I'm
rolling
and I
got a
19 for
a total
of 20
all right
so all
your stuff
combined
with
Talim's
roll
of a
and
and
Beetle's
roll
and
Hart's
thing
everything
else
you'll
see
his
breathing
is
getting
a lot
better
because
you're
doing
a
great
job
healing
him
and he
goes
yeah
yeah
all right
all right
all right
boss
and he'll
bring up
a hand
to shake
your hand
Talim
Talim
will actually
raise a hand
but use
mage hand
instead
it's like
you have to
forgive me
I have to
make do
sometimes
he'll
shake your
ghost hand
yeah
but don't
worry
the spirit
is there
because he's
a ghost
because he's
a ghost
so
so Beetle
as you've
healed up
Fevin here
you know
that you've
healed him
up and
he's still
really messed
up you
you've done
all that
you can
you've
stabilized
him
you've
got to
where he
can
barely
kind of
move
you're
gonna have
to carry
him
around
like
he's
in
no
condition
he's
gonna
need
you
know
that
he's
gonna
need
a
place
to
rest
for
a
while
before
he
gets
back
up
and
going
well
shall
we
Hart
and I
found
some
metal
bits
and
bobs
from
the
blacksmiths
we
could
carry
this
guy
back
to
Elma
I
mean
that is
where
we're
currently
setting
up
a
base
of
operations
yeah
Elma
you know
Elma
he's
gonna
lean
down
and
put
a
snoot
in
Fevin's
face
that's
like
yeah
that's
what
we
were
gonna
have
to
meet
back
up
and
rendezvous
after
a
job
was
done
wait
you're
meeting
there
really
yeah
we're
supposed
to
meet
our
boys
there
oh
that's
not
good
news
we
need
a
backup
we
could
hole
up
in
the
blacksmith's
house
for the
night
or
no
there
are
other
establishments
it's
just
knowing
which
ones
are
less
connected
than
others
I
don't
want
to
financially
support
other
establishments
you
got
friends
friends
screw
all the
other
small
bitches
except
the
ones
I
like
yes
heart
heart
will
hold
out
his
arms
we
already
have
our
ways
of
solving
this
right
in
front
of
us
and
puts
a
hand
on
brug's
shoulder
you
will
lie
brug
will
furrow
his
brow
a
little
bit
and
look
over
at
you
heart
he's
like
excuse
me
you
and
him
points
down
at
fevin
will
lie
what
yeah
what
your
dog
said
you
will
say
that
everything
went
according
to
plan
because
the
giant
did
get
captured
yes
but
then
they're
gonna
try
and
make
him
go
back
with
them
yeah
yeah
yeah
yeah
yeah
yeah
yeah
yeah
yeah
yeah
yeah
yeah
yeah
yeah
yeah
yeah
yeah
yeah
who knows
us
are
dead
bro
will
kind
of
scratch
his
chin
a little
bit
and go
like
all right
but he
needs to
swear
somehow
bound
that he
will not
say what
happened
here
i'll take
you foot
if you
don't do
it
and then
it'll look
around
like
yeah
yeah
yeah
yeah
yeah
of course
of course
absolutely
i won't
i won't
i won't
squeal
i won't
squeal
yeah
good
good
good
to leave
like
put his
hands
together
and he's
just like
i would
hope not
to throw
away such
a good
opportunity
it would
be
such a
shame
such a
stupid
move
for
silly
reasons
gray
kind of
just licks
her chops
he's just
like
it'd be
a shame
i don't
want to
make
you
a chew
toy
he like
looks around
like
puts
hands
like
now
now
we're
all
associates
here
there's
no need
for threats
or violence
that's what
lesser
organizations
do
brog
can you
carry him
because
heart's
carrying
our
metal
bits
yeah
i could
get him
and probably
make more
sense for you
to hold
him to
it will
give you
a great
opportunity
to learn
from each
other
and get
to bond
brog
will look
around
and he'll
kind of
say
do you
find anything
inside the
house that
we could
use to
kind of
carry
things
there's a
really big
chest but
we couldn't
get it
open
go double
check inside
see if there's
something like
that black
must have
some way of
carrying things
a little bit
more efficiently
a wheelbarrow
or a wheelbarrow
that's bigger
you find a
giant
wheelbarrow
that seems
to be
functioning
how convenient
they said
that there
was a
large chest
in here
that they
couldn't get
open
yes
hmm
uh
they were
like floating
after beetle
was like
where was
that chest
at
oh it's
over here
beetle
pitter
patter off
into the
dark
around
over here
and show
a stop
in front
of the
chest
and do
the will
smith
hands
again
um
they will
like
look at
it and
can i
try and
pick the
lock
uh
do you have
thieves
tools
have
an
ever
need
pack
how much
the
thieves
tools
cost
uh
that is a
good question
let's find out
you gave him
this power
you know who
probably does
have thieves
tools
our new
friend also
our new
friend is also
like
basically in
traction
it's fine we
can lay him down
prone on the
floor and like
just let
just let him
open the chest
it costs
three gold
perfect
lean will
actually uh
will
flip this
satchel
up to the
side
he will
flip it
open
and he
will uh
mage hand
down into
it
to warn you
before you
before you
waste your
ever need
pack
uh
just looking
at the
chest
and uh
this is
game master
mercy here
okay
um
with your
what's your
what's your
even with your
thievery and
stuff
yeah
as i when
i said
the lock
picking lawyer
would look at
it and go
what the
fuck
okay i
meant that
sincerely
okay
all right
never mind
give you
game master
mercy
fair
fair i
appreciate
that
all right
so to
leave
only
he pokes
at the
lock a
little bit
he's like
i don't
think i
could handle
this
i can open
many things
this
no
you stick
your face
in it and
see what's
inside
know what
that's the
smartest
fucking thing
because you
you can
technically as
a ghost
just go
huh
you know
you know
you know
cab for
two hero
points you
can make a
narrative
declaration
so for
the ghost
archetype
that's what
talim is
and so
the balance
of ghost
is hard
in it
like we
i allowed
it because
i thought
it would be
neat to
have a ghost
to try to
take on
that challenge
um the
thing that
uh ghost
can do
if i can
kind of
look through
i'm trying to
look through
the thing
real quick
attacks
and the
strength
ties it
by and
become a
ghost
um there
are some
things ghosts
could do
kind of like
just kind
of look
through uh
normally i
limit that
because eventually
talim will become
high level enough
to her talim
could just
like oh you
got a grid
map system
you got a
whole map
later bitch
and then just
go through
my walls
and break
the game
i've got you
in this trap
now
bye
so for
this uh
because i'll
have to
triple check
to roll
for this
one if
you spend
a hero
point i
will allow
you to
go to
like like
to push
your head
through and
try to see
what's inside
but i'm gonna
make you have
to roll
roll a uh
roll a check
for it i have
to roll uh
you know what
you know what
i will
i look at
the chest
i look at
the chest
and i look at
the lock
and i'm just
like
and talim is
just like
i really want
to know what's
in there
like his greed
overcomes his
common sense
and uh
he will
he will
legitimately
like
hover a hand
over each
over each
uh
side of the
chest lid
and i will
spend a hero
point to try
and push my
head through
and see what's
inside of it
if i get stuck
in this chest
i'll be so mad
so if you get
stuck i'll just
pull out my
bone saw
you'll make it
incorporeal
help me step
kobold i'm
stuck
you beat me
to the joke
god damn it
let's get
ready
all right
i marked you
down a hero
point and you
stick your head
through
what you see
like um
the order
isn't done
for this yet
but um
you see that
there's a large
uh i'm thinking
like think of
like two
basketballs
kind of large
like like a
like like the
link like the
length of a
full-size keyboard
think of that
but like kind of
like double
in a weird way
um
it's a
big sphere
that's inside
kind of placed
on like several
blankets
there's other
little bits
of knickknacks
here and there
uh that you
can see
like some
like like
precious metal
like talisman
there things
like that
there's a
big metal
thing there
and it has
like various
lumps and
stuff of
kind of
carvings inside
and things
you have no
idea what it
is but it
looks it's
very prominent
in the in
the in the
middle
like how
chad is
instantly like
an orb
an orb
pondering
pondering
the orb
just stays
there for the
next hour
what are you
doing
when talib
comes out
he's got a
big beard
you see
it is
metallic
and has
intricate
carvings on
it and
stuff like
that and
you can
just you
could tell
that it's
special in
some way
but you do
not know
why
all right
i grab it
with my
ghost teeth
and pull
no
i start
yanking
i start
yanking
um
uh so
talib will
then like
basically
just pull
his head
uh like
out of
the chest
and uh
he's like
it seems
to be
some sort
of orb
or sphere
or it
looks like
a work
in progress
oh
we can't
make anything
out of that
okay
i do however
looking at it
i think
we've come to
the right
place
it's only
restoring
the blacksmith
to his
forge
to work
yeah i don't
even
should we
take the
scrap metals
i don't
can
all right
can i use
my crafting
to like
look at the
scrap metals
that we got
and see if
they will
actually be
of any use
yeah we gotta
go back over
to heart
yeah
heart's got
them
okay
yeah go
ahead go
ahead and
meet back
up
yeah go
meet back
up with
the giant
wheelbarrow
which you
guys should
just be
like a
big cart
in size
comparison
um
oh boy
yeah once
you get up
there go
ahead and
roll me
a crafting
all right
and i will
roll a
crafting
i have
a plus
10 to
it and
i roll
a total
of
12 for
a 22
awesome
um
you feel
that the
scrap metal
could be
useful in
the right
hands
my hands
question
mark
question
mark
someone who
might know
like
any metal
worker
could probably
make neat
little baubles
or little
tools out
of them
you know
like uh
like any
blacksmith can
be like hey
i'll make a
can opener
with this
you know
or maybe
like a
nice handle
for a
tanker
or things
or like
things like
you know
like those
uh
these have
like those
yeti cups
or whatever
where they
have like
you put
the little
thing
and you
put it
into a
little
holder
thing
you probably
have no
idea what
i'm talking
about
but um
yeah you know
that some
tankers
like you know
like those horn
like drinking
cups
some people
would like to
make metal
things to be
like a
holder for it
ideas
there's
accessories you
can make
is what
the point
i'm making
um
you know
there's
potential
in it
it's why
it was
probably
here in the
first place
right
uh
someone needs
to do
something with
it
yeah i
will look
at heart
and i
will look
at uh
beetle
and be
like i
think perhaps
it is best
we leave
that here
for now
because our
goal is to
restore the
blacksmith to
his
workplace
and if we
bring that
with us it
will be
more
indicative
that we were
looking for him
in the first
place and not
just happening
to wander
behind
heart shoots
a finger gun
towards beetle
and goes
he isn't dead
yet i got
you
and walks
inside and
uh and
drops off
the metal
bits
uh and
then he
comes back
as you do
so the
house just
leans a
bit
we should
we should
get the
wheelbarrow
and go
we should
we should
go
let's
let's
let's
let's
go
and then
we leave
yeah so
for conclusion
you guys get
the wheelbarrow
uh load up
anything you
kind of want
um i can
try to get
you guys
loot and
stuff
figured out
i assume you
loot some
of the
bodies and
things
uh you
pick up
fevin put
fevin in
your uh
big old
carts
and uh
have them
over just
oh
it's like a
grocery store
you're picking up
the loot
putting it in the
cart reach over
pull up a
whole man
put them in
it's like
it's like
like you're
just bringing
a dead
body with
you
yeah
get off
figured out
and you
start heading
over to
elma's and
we're gonna
take a quick
break so
everyone can
use the
bathroom all
that other
stuff and
we will be
right back
our party
members did
indeed come
back but not
in this episode
due to how
long this
episode was
we had to
split this up
into a two
parter make a
whole other
episode of it
so this may
be episode
five but
episode six
continues as
they head back
to elma's
thank you all
so very much
for watching
and we will
see you in
the next
episode