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Battered and bleeding after the Kommando ambush, the crew regroups inside the monastery only to discover a mad dok Pain Boy performing surgery on a pet squig in the next room. Ten Gretchin are lifting weights somewhere. The thigh bone is still missing. Every hallway smells like fungus and poor decisions.
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What is Wrath & Glory | Narrative Declaration?
An Ogryn, Rogue Trader, Aeldari, and an Inquisitor walk into a Warhammer 40,000 TTRPG campaign, and it’s everything you expect it to be! Listen in to Narrative Declaration’s run of WH40K: Wrath & Glory! You’ll laugh, cry, and scream “heresy!” as our party journeys through the “Litanies of the Lost” adventures.
Just ahead, I don't think he can kill the orc younglings.
I can't not give her a tattoo, this-
Yes you can!
I'm the only one supposed to do this journey, bang bang!
Alright everyone, who's ready to play some Wrath in Glory?
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Be my wife!
That's what we all feel right now.
Yeah, man.
It's that right there.
Yeah, yeah.
What's that?
That's what we must do now, hi everybody.
It is Wrath in Glory time.
We're continuing to litanies of the Lost Adventure.
Where Chad has not been staring at me fix issues for the last 20 minutes.
Why did you tell them?
Why?
You didn't have to do that.
I want them to know the pain I go through.
Edit this out, editor, edit this out, editor, edit this out.
Easy, easy, easy.
I pay you, I pay you.
I pay you.
Edit this.
If you edit this out, your health care will disappear.
Holy shit!
Why is that a threat?
That is so fucked up!
Jesus Christ!
Speaking of fucked up things, I'm going to introduce the amazing players.
We got Hokey.
Heyo!
It's me, I'm Hokey.
I'm playing the wonderful Lex mechanic Aloysius Hafsig.
We got Odo.
Hi, it's me, I'm Odo.
I'm playing Kerana, the Elder Psyker.
We got Speaker D.
There are some who call me Speaker.
There are some who call me D.
I play the rogue trader.
Ha ha, ho hee hee.
Wow.
I can't like...
We're not doing anything physical, so I can just go over and can just hit you.
Like...
That makes sense.
That would be an acceptable thing to do after a display like that.
I need like a virtual newspaper.
It's like...
No.
That'd be very funny.
But of course, we got Thurston.
Hello!
Hello!
Hi.
I was waiting for you to finish it.
Like, I'm the Nostalgia Critic.
I Game Master, so you don't have to, or something.
No.
You don't get that from me.
But of course, I am Zoran.
I'm playing Ruse, the Ogryn Warrior.
And we're continuing on with the Litanies of the Lost Adventures.
We're on your adventure, right, Thurston?
Yes.
Now, what's your adventure called again?
Vow of silence.
And a vow that we're about to break.
You know, last time...
Yeah.
I was like, I'm gonna segue out of this one.
Last time...
Good segue, Streamer.
You know, last time we left off, we were able to advance through a coastline
over to one of the rocky isles and proceed up towards a church.
But things were amiss.
We found grenade, trip mines, and all sorts of terrible things on the way up.
But there was a priest who told us to keep as quiet as possible.
And as soon as we went into the church...
He didn't quite tell you because he doesn't talk.
I mean, we got it through, like, the motions and the vibes it was giving off, you know?
And after the vibe check, the Orc Commandos ambushed us all.
We slaughtered all of them and were left off just after the combat itself.
So, Thurston, what adventure do you have for us today?
Well, I will unpause the game.
All of you are incredibly hurt.
A lot of things have happened.
There have been explosions.
There are dead Orcs all over the place.
The fellow who is with you has been somewhat brutalized by a lot of the weapons fire, which caused him to fall into an unconscious state.
Having taken some damage to his jaw from shrapnel, he is currently unconscious.
Um, that's the state of things.
And as I mentioned at the end of last session, kind of an eerie calm has overtaken us at this point.
Uh, giving you all a bit of time to maybe catch a breath and decide what you're gonna do next.
Well, first we should probably get patched up.
Well, that certainly seems like a fine idea.
I suppose the time for stealth and subtlety has passed.
Does anyone have any medicae?
I've got it.
Aloysius, you take point. I'll help.
Would you rather I heal them or would you rather take point yourself, Kerana?
Uh, well, uh, the schemes of fate are telling me that my medicae rating is six and I think yours is like eight.
What does that mean?
That's not, that's not how the Eldar, what?
The schemes of fate just you can read people's fucking character sheets?
Yeah, exactly.
Fucking Eldar, so OP.
It's my favorite thing to do.
Like how much HP do you got, man?
Oh, I'm like a 14 out of a 35 kind of feeling, you know?
That's why, that's why in Starfinder the mystic class just gets that as a fucking ability.
That's great.
That's so funny.
I say this as I play, as if I didn't play a mystic.
Um, I'm so good at reading.
I can't wait for you to reveal to me that Starfinder was basically designed of all the bullshit that players have done of like, you can't do that anymore.
No, no, we designed it in there, fuck you.
We hate you now.
Fuck you!
Right, well, I think you're a little bit better at all the medicae stuff.
Unless you really want me to take point.
You think, you think that I could fix you up, Aloysius?
You trust me with that?
I would...
You know, I have spent some time around your people.
Quite a lot, actually.
I trust you a lot more than most of the other malign, zero species of the galaxy.
Just take care to not widen the gap.
There's a fine augmentic I could use if the hole doesn't get much larger than it is now.
Ah, right, right.
Well, don't you worry, my dear friend.
I am so well suited to this task.
Come here.
I would love to use my biomantic powers on you.
I think it'd be really fun.
Just, just come a little closer.
Show me what passes for healing among your misbegotten kind.
All right.
Uh, I'm gonna make a melee attack? No.
Uh, medicae task.
That's very good.
Damn.
That's crazy.
Multi-charge.
10 out of 10.
Um, what's, uh, what's, what's my, uh, uh, uh, DN here?
Okay.
Okay.
So if you open the rule book and go to medicae.
Oh, yes.
Page 124.
Page 124.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
There we go.
There we go.
It's gonna explain to you how to use the skill you have.
Uh, I, I usually am the one assisting.
I'm sorry.
There's, it's got heal wounds.
There's a section called heal wounds.
Uh-huh.
And it says a difficulty three medicae.
Three.
Okay.
Thank you.
Oh my God.
Why did all my textures break?
Huh?
Good luck.
Oh no.
My textures.
Oh, it showed normally on y'all's screen.
Yeah.
My dice just had like words wrapped around them.
And like some of the sides were transparent.
Are you using a Chromium browser or no?
No, I'm using Firefox.
Yeah.
You don't use Firefox with this.
Really?
I've always used Firefox with this.
I've told you not to.
What?
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
I remember specifically in all the days of rock rock.
I've never had this problem.
Until now.
How are you?
How are you?
Anyway, it's force.
It's okay.
It's like getting bullied.
You're just corrupted like the warp infested bastard you are.
I'm getting bullied here.
This is the, this is apparently the fucking like bullying hard life truths episode.
Yeah.
You heal a single wound.
We're the life harassers.
Or life harassers.
Yeah.
If you have a Medicare rating, you can heal a single character's wounds.
Ooh.
If you're doing a regroup at this point, are you kind of taking a rest?
Or is this just like an emergency sort of?
Yeah.
I, I think that, uh, we would probably take a seat here and, and just try to gather ourselves,
uh, try to regroup here.
Probably a good idea.
Yeah.
Makes sense.
Makes sense.
One sec.
Orc staring at us down the hallway.
In which case we do sit and rest and we're waiting.
He's just there.
Like, what's up?
All right.
All right.
To turn the corner.
But they haven't.
So I guess everything's fine.
So a regroup in wrath and glory is one out.
Hmm.
An hour is a little.
Yeah.
After a big firefight, huh?
So it's, it's sort of, it's sort of up to you.
Like you, like, as long as you're not worried about like more things rushing in.
Um, I, maybe it would make sense to do some scouting before we do that.
Okay.
Probably a good idea.
So yeah, I'll, I'll quickly patch up Aloysus, pull my hands back and remember.
Oh shit.
So you will, you will restore one wound to Aloysus.
That works.
I'll remember.
Oh shit.
Uh, I think there might be more people in the building.
Let's check on that first.
I'm gonna putter over.
And I'm gonna use, uh, uh, um, Scryer's gaze.
Okay.
Do it up.
Oh, uh, oh wait.
Despite the fact we're not in combat.
This is where you break reality.
Break reality.
Break reality.
Break reality.
This is where you break reality.
Yeah.
I just, what if I just unleashed right here?
Wouldn't that be funny?
Yeah.
Like, you know what?
It would be funny.
It would be funny, especially because if you do that, then you have to keep doing it
for the rest of the session.
And I'm so, I like, I, I've got your back if you make that decision.
Well, I am at D and fucking seven right now.
Oh wait.
Why am I targeting Hulky with this?
Well, it's less of that you have to worry about instead of the two die you have to worry
about.
Or three if you're adventurous.
You get two extra dice.
Two whole extra dice.
Oh no.
Yeah.
Two dice.
So nice.
Could be four.
Wow.
Okay.
How many rat dice have I got right now?
Two?
Well, if you, if you, if you cast unbound, it's.
Oh, I'm not unbinding.
I'm not unbinding.
So then it's just a regular psychic mastery.
If you're not going.
I'm not going super.
Like the coward.
Yeah.
I'm saving it.
I'm saving.
I swear to God.
I want a player who's going to play this game and play like just this unhinged unsanctioned
Psyker.
Who's like every, like, I need to open this pop can.
Better give four wrath dice.
Well, we, we had that last wrath and glory game.
Didn't we?
Yeah.
I went unbound.
Nah.
Okay.
But not quite the, like, break everything.
You wanted more severe.
Right?
Like every moment.
I did.
Every.
Any inconvenience.
I'm talking like the most basic bullshit.
Um.
All right.
Uh, well.
It has.
That didn't do it.
So you could.
You could.
You know.
I'll try.
I'm only rerolling three dice.
Uh, but I just need one more success.
Yeah.
I'll wrath it.
Fuck it.
Wrath it.
Wrath it.
Odo spins a wrath.
Uh.
Yay.
I.
Yay.
I defeated.
Yay.
Okay.
So you are using the scryer's gaze.
Um.
So, um, you project your mind.
Uh, you must be aware of the location.
So, where are you scrying to?
Um.
Did you just run away?
Did you just cast a fucking, fucking psychic?
Like, were you role playing?
Like, my body's over here.
You can't hear me.
No, I had to close my door.
Honestly.
Two steps away.
A plus for getting into character.
That's real.
Yeah.
I was really invested in that.
I hate you people.
Can we spend all this time in prep and you had your, and now you closed your door?
That was, that was impeccable.
Well done.
So good.
You're being so mean to me today.
Okay.
Fuck you.
I'm gonna.
I'm gonna.
Yeah.
Do it, dude.
Yeah.
Let's see what you do.
Well, now I don't want to do anything.
Just want to see what you're gonna train on.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That guy got a little stripe right over there.
Okay.
Um.
Okay.
I have a general idea of where it is in relation to myself.
Um.
Yeah.
I, I don't need to have been there before.
I can just, I, I'm going to kind of, I'm gonna do a quick check down both of the hallways.
Kind of in this, the little T formation here.
Okay.
And just kind of see if I can sense.
Okay.
Mostly just any signs of life now that we know kind of what is squatting here.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
So let's see.
Okay.
Um, do you, uh, do you want to go into like this other adjoining room here?
You can tell like the halls here.
Cause this is all part of the same room.
You can tell that these, these halls are all empty, right?
So it's not like there's someone waiting just at the turn of the corner to come and ambush you.
That's not.
That's not.
Okay.
Uh, yeah.
Like you have like the room here sort of kind of ping.
So you can see it off to this side.
I'm not seeing the ping.
Uh, so basically there's like a room off to the, uh, Northeast.
Kind of have a little bit of it.
I think on your map that you can see into.
Okay.
I see it now.
Um, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Um, all right.
So.
Yeah.
I'll pop in there.
Okay.
So you begin to concentrate.
Uh, should I just move my token so I can see past the fog of war?
Uh, yeah.
You know what?
Here.
Let's.
Okay.
Okay.
So you project your mind through the immaterium into what is clearly a cramped area that has
some kind of like basic infirmary.
Um, there's a bed that was laid out to cabinets, you know, with apothecary and symbols on them.
However, when you come in with your, with your mind sight, you see that the room has an occupant.
There is a large-ish green skin who stands by one of the tables with a large power claw.
Um, and is using, uh, what appears to be a syringe as well.
Um, and, and this, this, this green skin, um, is got several smaller, uh, orcoid goblinoid creatures sort of at his beck and call.
And he seems to be working on some kind of, as near as you can tell from your mind sight, some kind of red ball.
Which he's poking and prodding with the syringe.
And, and like, as, as near as you can tell, the, the ball seems to move occasionally, like, and then he tries to, to, to, to squeeze it with, with the claw bit delicately, then not so delicately.
Um, and, you just hear these voices.
He says, oh, don't looky.
First stack, I shouldn't be playing with my squeaky.
Shouldn't have.
We're gonna have to fix it.
We're gonna fix your good little squeaky.
Yes, you, yes, you are.
And like, as he applies pressure, there's a, like, like, squeaky toy sound, like, as he crushes it a bit.
Yeah, yeah, it's gonna be okay.
That's all right.
That's all right.
That's all right.
Uh, and then you snap back to your position.
Well, that was fucking weird.
What did you see?
All right.
Uh, yeah, I'll just elucidate them as to what that was.
Yeah, it was some sort of, well, we had multiple green skins in there.
Uh, one of them was holding this, this red orb, ball thing.
He was prodding it with a syringe.
He was squeezing it.
Uh, it looks like it was sort of a medic bay set up.
At least some sort of crude approximation of one.
Well, we clearly can't rest here as long as that orc is there.
Are we in any sorts to take him on?
Not so sure.
I mean, it didn't look like they were keen on coming out anytime soon, but...
Roos presents his, uh, bombs.
I'll go with this bouncy rock, so...
Let's not be hasty, Roos.
Uh, Thurston?
Yeah?
Being a member of the Ordo Xenos and priding myself on many orc vivisections,
can I make a scholar check to note what kind of orc that would be?
Because I know of three that would fit that bill.
Yeah, uh, you can give me a, oh, let's, let's see what's a good one here.
Um, you can give me a, we'll go difficulty five scholar check.
Okay.
For your knowledge.
That's nine successes and a shift.
Woo!
Yeah, so you can shift either for glory or you can shift for, uh, an additional piece of information.
Uh, well, we have four in our pool right now.
I think we'll ostensibly get more in time.
Are we okay if I use this one to glean a little bit more, guys?
Go for it.
I would like to learn more.
All right.
So this, this, um, matches the type of orcoid you've heard about, um, that is known as a mad dock.
Uh, particularly a breed of orc referred to as a, as a pain boy.
Uh, that is what, what, what passes for Kyurgens in their feral backwaters culture.
Um, this one seems to be a, you know, based off the description Kelrana gave a bit more of an advanced version of that based off of its use of a powered weapon.
Um, you can guess that it's very likely a, a, a serious threat, shall we say.
Um, that being said, uh, they tend to become obsessive on things, personal projects and whatnot.
So the, the additional information that you really come away with from this is that unless there's a sudden need for him to leave the room, he could be in there for quite some time as he focuses on his, you know, his, his subject at the moment.
Which you would also recognize is likely one of the orcoid, uh, related beasts known as a squig.
Loisus' data plate on the front of his face lights up, whirring with hololithic information scrolling past until a little exclamatory bin flashes across it.
Ah, yes, I think I know what we may be dealing with then, Kelrana.
Your insight has yielded a potential avenue for egress.
Oh, dealt with this sort of shit before?
Familiar, I don't have the pleasure of getting into the guts of one of them, but we are likely dealing with what the orcs call a mad dog, a variant or rather adept pain boy.
Something that passes for a medical specialist among their kind, for whatever orcoid medicine is worth.
However, while he is a significant threat to someone like us, we don't really possess the means to go up against him right now, or not that we necessarily should without good reason.
He'll likely be obsessively toiling over whatever hapless squig is on his chopping block today.
In fact, if we don't give him any reason to pop his head out, he will probably remain in there for our entire time leaving this place.
Hmm.
All right then.
Perhaps let's set up some makeshift camp then.
Bruce, if you don't mind, close the doors, and let's all set up a barricade.
Sit down a moment.
Perhaps heal.
Wrong bitch, sir.
Bruce shuts the doors, and uh, he'll take some of the benches and stuff around, and he'll start kind of like stacking them up as if they're like cover, like kind of like around them.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, oh gosh, you're, you're making the squid games fort.
Okay.
Excellent.
Yeah, pretty much.
Squeak games.
Squeak games!
Squeak games!
Squeak games!
That's, uh, that's, we have an episode name.
Beautiful.
Um, all right.
Perfect.
So, yeah.
All right.
So, yeah.
Um, with your healing, by the way.
So, um, if you have a Medicaid ring, during a regroup, you can heal a number of wounds equal to your Medicaid dice pool.
So that's how many dice you would roll.
You could just heal that many wounds.
You don't have to roll, so.
Okay.
Like, how many dice do you roll, Hulky?
I roll eight.
Eight.
Yeah.
So you can restore up to eight wounds.
Um, and you, but it has to be on a single character.
Correct.
Oh.
And then, uh, Kelrana, how much do you have?
I got six.
Your total.
Yeah.
So you can both pick people to give six or eight wounds to respect.
Hmm.
I can't get me a med kit.
I need a medic bag.
I need a med kit.
Uh, what's, what's Alden's, uh, wounds at right now?
Uh, I have one wound left.
Oh.
That's pretty bad.
Yes.
I got pretty badly beat up.
I declare a challenge.
Excellent.
Oh, God.
The leader should fight.
And that was how we had the Ogryn rogue trader.
We're only at episode six.
We already hit PVP again.
It's true.
And you had Roos make a fucking Thunderdome for you.
I, I sure did.
This was all part of my big plan.
Also true.
Um.
You need to show who's top bitch here.
Yeah.
I've got, I've only got two wounds left myself.
Um.
So.
How many runes does Roos have, Zoran?
Oh, I'm full.
Okay.
Tell you what.
I'm good.
Kelrana, you can heal the captain and I will heal you.
Or.
Wait, no.
Yeah.
That's what we have to do.
Alright.
Uh.
Anybody else got anything in Medicaid?
Let me check.
Nope.
I got three.
Or well, that is.
Oh wait, no.
Do, do you have to have like points invested in a Medicaid to get to do this?
Cause I mean, it's your Medicaid dice pool.
Dice pool.
I, I would say you have to be, I would say you have to be trained.
Like you can't just do an inch check to do it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Gotcha.
Alright.
Uh.
Then I suppose that's what we'll do.
And we'll just make sure that you stay nice and safe for the next fight, Aloysius.
Oh, I'm, I'm fine.
I, I have one wound out of my eight, so I'm okay.
Oh.
Nevermind.
Fuck you then.
Uh.
I'll remember that when I take you apart someday.
Aww.
You promise?
Of course I promise, sis.
Aww.
Alright, I'm gonna, I'm gonna heal the captain.
Uh, enjoy six wounds back.
Okay.
Ah, thank you very much, Xenos.
Not to worry.
Human biology is not all that difficult to understand once you start taking a real crack at it.
You know, I was thanking you.
And I appreciate that you resisted the temptation to turn that to another racist tirade.
Oh no.
We know how wild you are to be racist, Kelly, but it's okay.
I know.
We always, we know what to expect from your kind.
Yeah.
I've learned so many slurs from you.
And there are so many slurs left to learn, but that's next episode.
Exactly, Roos.
Alright, yeah, healing up the captain.
Uh, and then I will get my wounds.
You know.
Speaking of slurs.
You know what I hate that Rogue Trader did?
Don't like that, Parley.
You know what I don't like that Rogue Trader did?
What?
They changed Monkai to just be monkey.
And I don't like that.
I prefer Monkai a lot more.
No.
It takes the flavor out of it.
Yeah.
Because it's an LR word.
I, I like Monkai.
I like, uh, uh, they, they also say it weird in, uh, they say Komora weird in Rogue Trader.
They say Komora.
Yeah, it makes sense.
They make everything sound like what they are aping, which I think is the wrong thing
to do for, uh, for those, uh.
Yeah.
They get their slurs right.
Yeah.
They need to update the slur patch.
Rogue Trader needs the slur patch.
Rogue Trader slur patch.
We need the slur DLC.
We do.
So none of you killed the, uh, the, the, the, the, the, the monk.
Oh yeah.
We should maybe make him.
Oh yeah.
He's dying.
Isn't he?
Hey, us first, peasants later.
Okay.
So Kelly, here's the, here's the deal.
Uh huh.
So you've got one room remaining.
We might need this monk who is literally perforated.
All right.
Um, he's also human.
So.
I kind of put preference on my own kind, especially if he has information.
I know the optics on, like, sort of is fucky, but you have to bear with me here.
You'd pass up an opportunity to operate on an Eldar specimen?
All right.
Fine.
Fine.
Go, go work on the human specimen that you've seen 10,000 of.
Kelrana.
Kelrana.
I've killed countless people.
They're all the same in the inside.
It's not as if they're challenging to work on, but vivisecting Eldar I've only hit on
a handful of.
Surgery.
Oh, that's something completely different.
I'm trying to fix them.
What's the point?
All right.
Go fix them, you bastard.
The point is more knowledge.
You're alive.
You're going to live after this.
Let me see your psychic organ.
What?
Hold on.
Now I'm confused.
What are you?
The servo skulls fly off his shoulders.
Who are you operating on?
You.
He'll live.
Me.
Okay.
All right.
All right.
Fine.
Fine.
Yeah.
The psychic organ.
It's stored in the balls.
The what?
Shut up.
Stop.
Pugin Mooney.
Pop her in the head.
Killing her instantly.
We know we've gone off the path when speaker is becoming the speaker.
Yes.
The voice.
The well-known voice of reason speaker team.
This is the second fucking session where speaker's like, I'm pulling you back from the brink here, everybody.
Yeah.
I, I, the darkness has descended across the land.
The midnight hour is close at hand.
Yeah.
Let's.
I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll reign it in.
I'm sorry.
I got the sillies.
It's terminal.
I do.
I hate the idea that every time an Eldar casts, they do it with their balls.
Just an Austin Powers thrust.
I have foreseen this thrusting manically.
That's kind of how I envision most Eldar.
Yes.
This is.
Yes, baby.
Christ.
All right.
I healed my wounds.
Bit over.
Bit over.
Can you heal mine?
Cause I have taken some fucking psychic damage.
No.
No, you're gonna have to.
Some wounds don't heal.
You're gonna have to carry that weight.
Excellent.
Yay.
You're gonna carry that weight a long time.
Well, we all know it's been a long road getting from there to here.
Yeah.
Now, Kelron, I do have to ask you because my little assistants, he do double his minor surgical
hands.
What kind of tattoo do you want?
I can't get all the ink out of the rot or quills.
Oh, tattoo?
Sick.
Uh, yeah, get me, uh, get me like a little skull.
You have to be more specific.
There's many skulls.
No, no, no, no, no.
Time out, time out, time out.
Time, no, no, no.
Time the fuck out.
I'm gonna get a tattoo in the Warhammer universe.
I'm gonna be really fucking original.
Get me a fucking skull.
You know what's really funny?
If you go to any tattoo parlor and you go, I want a skull tattoo, they'll literally get
a fucking binder thicker than every Bible version combined.
And you're like, pick a skull.
What skull you want, boss?
Can I get one that looks like your little guy?
Pick a skull, honey skull.
Sure.
Why not?
Uh, he's, he's, he's a friend.
He is a friend.
Reach into my shoulder.
You'll find two friends and a boy.
Wow.
That's pretty incredible.
That's awesome.
That's awesome.
By the way, you don't, you take well to poison, right?
Why?
Just thought I'd ask.
I begin the surgery.
What's there, like, Arthnic in the, oh, okay.
Anyway, that's how I lost my medical license.
Sorry, I got weird organs.
You do have weird organs.
It's weird not having you scream in pain while I'm doing this too.
Oh, I'm good.
We're chilling.
We're straight chilling.
I guess you're, I guess you're built different.
My superiors would like to know that.
Is this a, is this a fucking, you can, you're doing surgery out of it.
It's like a standup set.
Life's too short, Captain, too short for a good laugh.
Thank you.
Speaker and I are just like, what is, what is, what is happening?
Dr. is the best medicine.
Dr. is the best medicine, especially if you're not hearing somebody.
Hey, inquisitors don't give a shit anymore.
These inquisitors, the people who I work under, they're pussies.
They don't even care what I do.
I just bring a few severed heads and a couple reams of data.
They just let me do whatever I want.
This is fucking awesome.
Yeah.
I like how it started like sounding like you were complaining about your job and
it ended into thank God.
Thank, thank the emperor for bureaucratic inefficiency.
These people don't have any idea what they're doing.
And that's what everybody in the Imperium saying.
It's so true, especially the people in the administratum.
So have you, all right, are we done?
Yeah, we're done.
Like, okay, so you healed wounds and you've left the guy basically like unconscious.
Gentlemen, has anyone made any attempt to stabilize this man?
I'm working on it.
I'm fixing the ally first.
He's just here.
You gave her a tattoo.
Yes, I can't not give her a tattoo.
There's ink in the author's will.
Yes, you can!
No, I can't, Captain!
They can!
So yes and me, I'm telling you, it's poison!
Is it poison or is it a tattoo?
It's ink.
It's not meant to go in any kind of skin.
It's meant to go on parchment.
It's probably-
How did the Inquisition keep you?
Because I'm incredibly smart and resourceful, Captain.
It's why my servo skulls can perform minor surgery.
Could've fooled me!
I'll remember that next time you come to my clinic.
You're not getting a sucker next time, mister!
It was amazing how quickly Zedeker turned into Erndel.
It was so gradual!
It was so gradual!
It takes a real Medicaid to turn the Captain into a straight man!
It's important to know, as the closest thing to a straight man in this party,
it's important to know when to be mad and when it is funnier to be mad.
You know what, that's true!
That's true!
That's the secret!
Uh, anyway, yeah, um, could- could we just do a Medicaid to stabilize him,
even if we're not using our allotted, uh, Medicaid pool?
Yeah, yeah, just don't- just don't complicate her, you'll kill him.
We got this.
Can we do a- can we do a tag effort?
Yeah, can we do- can we tag team it?
I want- can we tag team it?
I want Oda to do this role.
Okay.
Zorin, I hate you!
Bully!
Bully!
Bully!
Bully!
Bully!
Bully!
I'm just- I'm coming back in my chair and I'm just like-
I know what's gonna happen.
Yeah.
Let's see what-
Back to me!
I'll just wait for it.
It's fine.
Let's see what you roll, dude.
I blessed you.
I blessed you with all the scion-made eggs.
You can stabilize this human, prove your worth to the party.
Yeah, I wanna see it, man.
I believe in you.
I- I don't wanna-
You got it.
You look for the bit.
Yeah.
Take the shot, Odo.
Take-
Take the shot on the dying man.
Okay.
I'll make a Medicaid roll.
Roll the Medicaid.
Oh, no.
Oh, he still got it!
Oh, man!
Turns out-
To the immense disappointment of the crowd, the man does not die on the operating table.
I'd like to make a narrative declaration.
Try that!
Hulky?
Yes.
Yes, Hulky?
I'm grabbing the side of your face, and I'm going to tenderly hit you against the wall.
Oh, okay.
Tell me about this narrative declaration you'd like to make.
I'm not making it.
What?
Okay.
You see, I wasn't gonna make a narrative declaration.
Never back down to you, the back down.
Hmm.
That's true.
Yeah.
That being said, Kelrana doesn't know a whole lot about human biology, does she?
That's-
It's true.
Why are you saying this?
What are you-
Okay, okay, I'll hear you out.
Keep going, keep going.
This narrative declaration is kind of like a negotiation.
I like where it's going.
Keep going.
I would like to not only make this declaration, but I would like to make you a wager, Thurston.
Oh, no.
Oh, fuck.
This is getting very real.
Okay.
I posit, due to Kelrana not knowing the intricacies of human biology and biomancy, because her heretical Xenos magic couldn't possibly heal somebody of the robust stature of man.
Kill you?
I would like to make a 50-50.
What?
What?
Why did you make the roleplay racist?
It's not-
Well, okay.
In fairness to Hulky, he didn't make the roleplay racist.
I bear some way there.
Oh, my fucking-
Oh, my fucking poor Odo's just like, they keep bullying me.
When will they stop bullying me today?
Oh, keyword is so sad.
I've been attacked with blades.
I would like to suggest.
I would like to suggest.
Okay.
Yeah.
50-50.
Go on.
Don't.
The way this person was put back together and stabilized.
Oh, no.
It's 50-50.
It's 50-50.
His organs are in the wrong place, and this will either come back to bite him at a later
point in time, or it will actually help him later on.
But we don't know.
Where are you doing this?
I want to see what happens to him.
It's just like, cut to an hour later.
Ah, my lungs!
They're in my groin!
Ah!
Like, fuck.
Okay.
It becomes a problem that we have to fix later, or nothing happens and he becomes a super specimen.
Okay.
Okay.
Sure.
Why?
There's a swarm on his chest.
Oh, that's where I left my crocksburger.
Can I spit a narrative declaration to, uh, uh, uh, have Aloysius just lose contact with
gravity and just float to the atmosphere?
Please do.
Please do.
I'll allow it.
Sure.
You want to spend that wrath point?
It'd be your second wrath point.
No.
I'm doing a bit.
Jack Elrana makes another wrath.
I would never bully my friends.
I'm not, I'm not bullying you.
I'm simply making it palatable to Thurston to let this human live a little bit longer
because I'm so confident in the rolls of the dice.
Okay.
One sec.
One sec.
One sec.
One sec.
One sec.
One sec.
One sec.
One sec.
One sec.
One sec.
One sec.
One sec.
One sec.
One sec.
One sec.
One sec.
One sec.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, it's there.
Um, then I'll have, uh, Odo roll a D two.
Okay.
Me too, Roshi.
You made Roshi cry, by the way.
I hope you're happy.
Aw, poor Dawn.
I'm not.
I like Roshi.
Yeah.
I also like Roshi.
All right.
One sec.
Cool.
Two.
All right.
The organs have been determined.
We will come back to this at a later point.
All right.
Fine.
So in, in response to this human bullying, Kelrana just, you know what?
Fine.
I'll stitch him back together.
Human anatomy's not that fucking hard.
Move aside.
With pleasure.
The noble child of the ASEAN has to do everything in this fucking house.
Come here, bud.
We're going to get you all situated up.
I think this goes here.
Excellent.
Good.
10 out of 10.
Uh, this person, like, comes back to consciousness, but they still are not speaking.
Partly because their mouth is stitched shut.
You know.
All right.
Um, so.
Oh.
Anybody know how to communicate with somebody who can't speak?
Anybody know sign language?
I don't, I don't, I don't know your sign language.
Yeah.
They can understand us.
I get the, yeah, implication that they simply have been sworn to an oath of silence.
Yes?
They nod.
They nod.
Exactly.
You were paying attention on the right here, right?
I don't know why you stole your mouth shut.
That means you can't eat big food.
Yes, you, you make an excellent point there, Roos.
Um.
So true.
Well then.
I suppose that does raise a question.
How long has this been going on?
If you could indicate an amount of days.
They, they look and they start counting up until they get above 10.
I see.
You can indicate an amount of weeks.
They, they start like oscillating probably between like one and two.
I hand them a piece of paper and I told them to write down how long it's been.
Yeah.
Okay.
Um.
Do you have a piece of paper in your inventory?
Oh God.
There's one who carries it on the shoulder the entire time with a quill with a skull on
it.
Hmm.
You make an excellent point.
Aloysus.
Yes.
A piece of parchment and a pen.
Okay.
And Aloysus will rip off a spare piece of parchment.
Thank you very kindly.
The, the, the, the man takes it, um, and begins scrawling.
Um, you can see he, there's, there's like a franticness in his writing.
Okay.
Um, and he, he, he, you know, he, he writes out.
Time has lost meaning one to two weeks.
I understand.
And the orcs, they've, they are the primary threat.
We were warned of heretics.
Looks.
Looks.
Looks.
Kind of shakes, shakes his head, uh, continues like scrawling out.
Green skins came from water.
Been hiding.
They torment me.
Broke my arm.
Now my jaw.
Well, I assure you the green skins will not torment you for much longer.
Be careful.
These were the small ones.
I see.
Give me just a second.
I'm sorry.
Roshi is just in my room.
I got it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Also worried about, you know, the, the green skin threat, obviously.
That is true.
Yeah.
Good.
So then the orcs have been infesting this place for a few weeks.
It seems like it's been quite a brutal and savage display.
They've come from the water.
Can you indicate to us where?
There's like a bit more scrawling.
Don't know where after bright light in sky.
Hmm.
Bright light in sky.
Can you share any information about this bright light?
Like, it kind of looks at you quizzically shrugs slightly.
Um, goes back to, to scrawling out in, in Gothic.
Flash in sky.
Green skins show up shortly after.
Hmm.
Well, that's highly troubling.
Um, say Thurston, if I recall correctly, weren't we seconded here to obtain a particular artifact?
Yeah.
The thigh bone of St. Hephaestia.
Hmm.
Which you saw at the end of last session was at kind of the, the far end of the, um, of this, this sort of entry, uh, nave.
Uh, you can see that the, the sort of container where it would have been displayed has been broken open and the thigh bone isn't.
Hmm.
Well, I shall say this.
I wish I could tell you that we've come here to save you, but unfortunately we were seconded here on completely unrelated business.
A rogue trader of some repute requires the thigh bone of your saint.
However, we are still here.
And as long as there are Xenos here to purge, uh, Kelrona, notwithstanding.
Yet.
We shall do our duty.
We will do all that we can to save this place from the orquoid menace.
Or, failing that, second yourself and any other survivors to our vessel.
The man nods.
Excellent.
Um.
Yes, Roos?
Could you ask the, ask the beating man if, uh, when the old came, was there like a big crash?
Hmm.
Well, I'll take a look at the guy.
I'll, presumably he can either nod or shake his head.
Um, he looks, gives, gives a very like slow nod.
All right.
Uh, this might be a meta thing Thurston, so please let me know.
Can we see through the glass windows there?
Uh, I mean through some of them, cause some of them are broken.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
To the south, primarily.
Oh, uh, this direction?
Yeah.
No, these are the, no, you can't see.
I can't.
So that's why.
Oh.
Oh, okay.
Actually, yeah.
No, no, no.
Then according to the map.
Yeah, you absolutely can.
Uh, you can see kind of a junk pile that's been set up there.
My bad.
Does a junk pile look like a form of, I don't know, like an orc rock meta wise?
No.
Okay.
No.
This looks like, like someone is piling up refuse kind of through the glass and you
can see it just through some broken shards.
Okay.
Um, and if permitted, because role player wise, I had like Bruce deal with orcs before,
but I don't want to start doing a whole bunch of stuff.
No, you're good.
You're good.
I'm going to roll by one scholar to see if Bruce recalls anything about the orc encounters
of his past.
Do it.
Do it.
Do it.
Oh, sorry.
I thought I had something.
He goes right back to looking down the hallway.
With this failure of a roll.
Since you got glory, you could use glory.
No.
Well, at least he thought about it, right?
I try.
I try to give Bruce these intellectual moments.
Bruce comes over there.
Oh, actually, sir.
All the ways that the orcs would invade would, he just drools.
And he's like, oh, sorry, sir.
Are you all right?
It was down in the tip of my tongue, sir.
Never mind.
What happened?
Are you, are you feeling well, Bruce?
Oh, I'm quite fine, sir.
In fact, I don't even think the green skins hurt me, no one.
Oh.
Well, that's good work, I suppose.
Do you often have these moments where you lose, not quite consciousness, um, your mind
thought?
You mean memories, huh?
Ah.
Perhaps I'm losing my mind thought.
You know the things that you kind of store in your brain?
Yeah, you know.
Do you recall?
Have you ever heard of that?
Have you ever heard of that?
Well, sometimes I forget some of the things, sir.
But, well, don't you?
Well, I won't forget you.
Like, it looks over at Calrana.
But why do we have an L dog?
That is an excellent question.
Oh, wait, that's my favorite one.
Yay.
He goes, turns back around, keeps guarding.
Well, then.
Well, then.
I suppose we owe it to ourselves to find the source of this orc infestation.
And, given that we have identified with one of the leadership is, perhaps we could take
him alive and make him talk.
Seems as good a plan as any.
Of course it is.
It's my plan.
You always have the best plan, sir.
That's right.
Just like that one plan with the tractor.
That plan was not my best plan, but it still worked and we all lived.
So, really, if you complain about it, I can have you shot.
Now.
The missionary looks at you quizzically at the word tractor.
It's a long story.
I thought it was a good plan, sir.
Everyone's still dying.
We're the best tractor drivers in the Imperium.
Acceptable losses, Roos.
Especially for that mob of people, sir.
They asked for it.
Okay, and that man that fell off the grain silo.
Terrible shame about that.
Well, anyway, I suppose we better go and find this individual.
Uh, Dissa, might I ask if you have any spare Lars packages?
I'm running quite low for my hotshot volley gun after a mishap on the rocks.
Um, shakes his head, quickly scrawls.
No weapons.
Peaceful.
Peaceful.
Peaceful.
Oh my god.
How on earth have you made it this long?
Right, begin scrawling.
Isolated island, middle of nowhere.
Hmm.
I suppose that does make sense.
Do you at least operate a lighthouse?
There's like another pause.
No.
Just the solarium.
You know, if you operated a lighthouse, you would at least be doing some civic duty to the other inhabitants of this world beyond spiritual cultivation.
Just a thought.
Well, let's go kill some orcs.
There's like slightly more scrawling.
We, we do export.
We, we do, we do sell things.
Oh.
Well.
Yeah.
Seashells by the seashore.
Sorry.
So, um, let's, uh, go and let's go fight that orc.
Okay.
All right.
So, he hops over the, uh, barricade and kind of helps lead him forward.
All right, we'll do our best.
You're gonna be okay, Aloysius.
I'll be fine.
I'll manage.
All right.
Just don't expect me to frontline against him.
No, certainly not.
That's what we've got Roos for.
We may wish to attempt some sort of diplomacy or convince him.
They aren't the brightest, but they can be plied with the right tools.
Orcish diplomacy.
Are you, are you feeling all right?
Of course.
Quite right, Captain.
Most of the orcs are, well, as you've no doubt have seen, brutishly unintelligent.
Savages directed by a need for war, combat, and besting each other in whatever idiotic means that may be.
However, there are standouts among them that possess a modicum, even surprising degree of intelligence.
One that can be exploited to our benefit if we know what to do.
Oh my god, that, hey, if we ever do another Warhammer thing we get to play as orcs, can we be the diplomats?
Like, we're just orc diplomats actually trying to do diplomacy for a while?
That would be funny.
It's just an orc orc campaign.
We have to unite the clans.
It is the, it is the best part of the Beast Arises novel series.
When an orc diplomat arrives on Terra.
Negotiating surrender, no less.
It's the best.
All right, so yeah, you can, uh, maneuver yourselves.
You can see the closed door up.
Right, yeah.
Someone wants to move your tokens forward.
I'll vindicate the door.
Advance the tokens!
Advance the tokens!
Token advance!
Of course!
You'll be behind things you don't want to be behind.
Roosful.
Set yourselves up as to how you wish to, uh, perform the breaching.
I will, uh, have my power sword at the ready.
Okay.
Uh, Roosful ready in his, one of his free hands.
Uh, the uh-oh, the uh-oh rock.
Okay.
Remember, we need to take him alive.
All right, boss.
Gets the re-rock ready either way.
You're gonna roll like all sixes.
He's just gonna fucking explode.
Oh, dude, please.
All his vaporizers are-
I can't find him, sir, but I found a skeleton and corpse.
Don't, don't worry, Captain.
I'm going to declare non-lethal when I roll the grenade in.
Fuck you.
Fuck all of you.
I'm gonna tell Ethan every individual piece of shrapnel.
Hey, skip the vitals, okay?
You're in my way, sir.
You're in my way.
You're in my way, sir.
You're in my way, sir.
All right.
Uh, I guess what we're gonna want to do is,
Roos is gonna go,
reach and clear,
and just toss it in and then close the door.
Wait.
What about taking him alive?
I mean, he could still be alive when he's bleeding and hurt.
Yeah, these are orcs.
This is actually, like, if this kills him,
that would actually be kind of surprising.
That is true.
That is true.
Yeah.
He's like, they're like Pokemon.
We gotta weaken them up before we, you know, beat his ass.
Put him in the fucking ball.
Yeah.
The ball isn't a chokehold.
So.
This is our solution.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Here's what we're gonna do.
We're gonna put everybody.
Uh, we're gonna end the prior.
Click.
Okay.
Now we're gonna put you all in common.
Um.
Then combat's gonna start.
Roos is gonna go first.
I need to get my grenade sound effect.
Hold up.
Yeah.
Roos is gonna go first.
Grenade.
And then.
Then.
Then Roos.
And it's gonna be, uh, ostensibly a surprise round.
Spoiler alert.
I'm gonna spend a rune point immediately to let this orc act in the surprise round.
Oh, God.
He runs out.
Um.
All right, Roos.
You may.
You may, um.
Yes.
Yes.
So, so actually a couple things.
You have to open the door.
Mm-hmm.
And then, then you have to make the attack.
Mm-hmm.
And then the door closing results.
Mm-hmm.
Or.
So.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I can, I can figure that out.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, with that.
Yes.
You will open the door.
Then you will do the ballistic skill check and all of that fun stuff.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes?
I was hoping for, uh.
I was trying to find like some like different kind of like battle music to come up with this.
But it's so like, hm.
Like.
At this point, I think you just need some fucking comedy music.
As you're like, diddle, diddle, diddle, diddle, diddle, diddle, diddle, diddle, diddle, diddle, diddle, diddle, diddle, diddle, diddle, diddle, diddle, diddle, diddle.
Yeah, that might be in public domain at this point.
at this point
cause that's what this fucking
feels like today
we have the song rap battle
rap battle it is
perfect rap battle
rap battle rap battle
combat frag bomb
basically we'll open door
okay
you will
you will pick a square what square are you picking
I'm gonna pick because it's just right on
right on the middle guy
yep perfect okay cool
difficulty three
rolling
alright
we're gonna be missing but I can
I can spend a wrath
you only got one success
you can wrath this
team can I also take a single
glory to improve my chances
after the wrath
I know it's after wrath
I know
I'm getting it anyway
alright
cause I know I'm not gonna get it
okay
we're gonna wrath it
there we go
re-roll
wrathin
complicated
oh I knew it was gonna happen
oh no
fucking knew it
and you still missed
yeah
and now
oh this is everything I wanted
okay now we bring
now the glory
yeah yeah we get one glory
we're gonna just need to roll one more die
bada boom
I'll roll the one
no
okay
so let's
let's resolve
a bunch of things here
cause
cause this is gonna be
funny
um
so you miss
so this scatters
oh tell me it doesn't
roll back out the door
so
um
the
the way that
the way that the scatter
marker works is
um
if you go to page
um
four will be
directly behind
one will be
straight back
towards
and it will be
one
and then like
two will be
uh
sorry
two will be here
and then it kind of
goes around
yeah yeah yeah
can I roll the scatter die
so
uh
yeah roll the scatter die
please
one
one
one
oh god
give me a one
we got a four
okay four
so it
it hits the wall
so it's
it's actually gonna land
like
dead on
okay
two
uh
but now roll the complication
cause we have to see what happens
fall prone
your attack causes you to slip
you fall prone
pretty much the blast
it's like
I got him
watch out for that
orc banana
you know what it is
okay
it's
this is like a shitty
old wooden door
so you close it
you're all like
fuck yeah
I got this
and it just blows
the door off
just all the pressure
inside the room
just
yeah
just fucking
oh my god
yeah so
um
this ruins up
you know
I got him
gosh
he
throws it in
it seems like
all right
they're gonna run
doors flying out
just like a projectile
right past them
uh
so now
in terms of that
we have to figure out
uh
the damage
cause obviously
I miss
now you roll damage
yep
yeah
so basically
the damage
is
so
um
12 for that
is there extra dice
on that
uh
is
blast
uh
is there
ed
uh
ed4
sorry
extra die
yeah
so it's
yeah
I'll do it individually
just make it easier
for chat to activate it
three
that's a
nope
six
that's a two
yep
two
nope
nope
that's a one
and six
actually four
okay
uh
four extra
so
yeah
four five six
16 points of damage
yeah
no AP
no AP
minus
just straight up that
last eight
yeah
uh
pop up
okay
um
one sec here
am I doing good sir
16 damage
yes
okay
uh
I will spend
a point
to
do this
to um
are you gonna spend
a rune to
no he has
personal rune
he has personal rune
so he doesn't
actually have to take
from the big pool yet
I'll tell you if he takes
okay
uh
oops
but that's two
so
okay
you explode him
oh
oh
yeah
and his friend
you
you explode
everyone in the room
oh
because you rolled
really fucking high
on damage there
oh
so
so
so
so
so
so
so
so
so
so
so
all right
all right
let's get him
and roose will take his
ripper gun charge in
he pops right back out
so there's nobody in this room
uh
good diplomacy
good
good
good diplomacy
I can't find him sir
there's a lot of
there's a lot of jam
inside there
don't you
excuse me a moment
oh
so roose
yes sir
it seems negotiations
were short
oh
oh
I mean
I don't think
anybody was even in there
sir
I think we just blew up
an empty room
is that so
are you
are you gonna guess
like yelrana
like I don't know
what you saw in there
yeah
yeah there's nothing
well
I suppose
we'd best
search the room
for clues
you're weird
you're weird magic
making you go crazy
you're seeing things
there were no orcs
in there
hey
thirst it
yes
I noticed that
everyone has used
a wrath point
in some way
to uh
make the session
harder
which is very
funny
I would like
to use a wrath point
to make the session
less harder
perhaps
okay
okay
I would like
to assume
that the orc
of some import
here
probably
was a bit
scatterbrained
given the fact
that you know
he is
his brains are
scattered all
across the room
yeah
perhaps
the boss
wrote him
some
note
perhaps engraved
in some
durable
material
like
like
metal
or stone
that perhaps
could indicate
to us
some information
regarding
their lair
now speaker
that's reasonable
right
yeah
I'm gonna
I'm gonna let
Hulky interject
here
Hulky
you have the floor
are we certain
that there is
nothing left
of the orc
of import
are we certain
that in typical
orcoid fashion
he simply
didn't get
exploded
from the neck
down
and that his
head is still
around
I wanna
make a narrative
declaration
that the orc
did explode
and is
basically
going to die
but from the
torso up
he's still
fine
and he still
has his
tiny little
squig baby
who will
also be
you know
departing with
them
but he's
but he's
holding on to
or whatever
I don't know
making it sad
for no reason
basically
what the fuck
the top
the top
portion of him
the top portion
of him
is still alive
to be long
enough to get
some information
out of him
like his arm
he's like the
torso with a
head
basically
I like that we
went from like
speakers like
could you please
just have like a
fucking metal plate
that tells us
where to go next
to no I would
like for the
body to kind
of survive
maybe and
uh
hulky will
now dr
frankenstein
this orc
so he is also
one of those
heads in the
jar from
futurama
I'm so glad
you knew
exactly what
I was going
to ask for
exactly what
you're fucking
going to ask
we'll see
but
but
but
Jesus
Christ
okay
I like
okay
okay
okay
okay
I want to
I want to
point out
though
before we
before we
go you know
far down
this rabbit hole
it was
speakers
that is
true
isn't it
now I
I will be
glad to do
the futurama
orc head
in a jar
but it's
speakers
resource to
spend
okay
all right
my bad
it's true
I should
accept that
my bad
speakers
just like
you
you gave
you gave
me a
poison pill
you asshole
it's your
call
captain
yeah
I'm sure
no one
in you know
our viewership
has opinions
on having
an orc head
in a jar
I mean
having an
orc head
in a jar
is really
funny
I do
like that
right
it's not a
bad idea
I got
high medicaid
I am
a war crime
connoisseur
they do
call him
that
all right
all right
all right
let's get
head
yes
all right
all right
so the
medicaid
test that
is going
to be
required
to salvage
the head
of the
mad
doc
it's
going to
be
a difficulty
seven
yeah
quick
who spent
wrath
if anybody
did
so I know
what's what
I believe
speaker was
spending
I think
I think
technically
this is mine
yes
okay
let's make sure
I get whoever
counted down
all right
keep going
now you're
fine
all right
all right
difficulty seven
medicaid
I think he said
difficulty seven
medicaid
yeah
I still
have something
on the earth
plus one
dn to all
tests
huh
oh because
I'm wounded
that's why
yeah
yeah
if you got healed
up take that
off
eh
oh I gotta
take it off
no I didn't
get healed up
because I have
one wound
peace
yeah
it is what
it is
I shall
suffer
okay
difficulty
but you just
have to row
sixes
it's easy
it's so easy
it's so easy
let's see what
happens
so here we go
I can't
so I got
eight successes
oh my god
and I got a
wrath critical too
I can't
fucking believe
you
like
like you just
fucking like
burst in there
like now is
the time
um and
yeah with a
little
with a lot of
elbow grease
and other
things
um
you
you manage
to uh
preserve
this green
skin's
head
in a
miraculously
um
unexploded
jar
and
through
synaptic
interfaces
through a
like
MIU
link
you give
it some
semblance
of
continued
existence
it
it's
after
after
about
an hour
of
tinkering
the
the head
begins to
stir
within the
class
was it
was
what
was
is all
was
hello
dear
friend
it seems
you've had
the most
unfortunate
accident
in your
workshop
it would
appear
that the
orderly
assisting you
had
betrayed you
seeking to
usurp
your position
mad doc
but don't
worry
we're
kindred
spirits
you and
I
see I
fancy
myself
a doctor
as well
and I
put you
back
together
you
you
is
you
smoke
how
very
observant
what the
fuck
equivalent
of a
deception
score
do you
have
oh god
it's
like
five
it's
five
do I
get a
bonus
because
he's
coming
back
to
life
yeah
yeah
difficulty
three
to convince
this
orc's
head
in a
jar
that
you
are
mork
fuck
yeah
let's
go
at first
I thought
you're
gonna
make
the
orc
look
down
and
go
how
does
it
work
okay
I'm
gonna
wrap
this
one
I'm
gonna
wrap
this
one
it
is
a
good
kingmaker
joke
though
all right
wrap
it
wrap
it
it
I'm
sure
I'm
fucking
sure
this
is
unless
we
count
the
synaptic
link
as
imperial
technology
fuck
off
thirsting
I'm
fishing
real
hard
today
in case
you
are
you
are
you
are
he's
looking
for
all right
I got
an extra
one
I got
three
okay
okay
so you
got a
success
now roll
the complication
all right
physical
miss
you're
clumsy
your tongue
tied
you
to
or
say
anything
you
didn't
mean
to
causing
a
problem
literally
anything
I can
say to
this
orc
would
cause
a
problem
um
I
think
that
you
you
say
something
that
that is
going to
set
this
orc
off
you
can
keep
talking
and
we'll
we'll
figure
out
what
it
is
how
very
observant
dark
I am
brutally
cunning
as you
say
in fact
so brutally
cunning
that I
think
this little
mistake
this little
runt
really didn't
know what a
fine
duck you
were
I think
you have
many more
experiments
to run
in fact
we can
fix you
make you
stronger
the cradle
has
much
use
for your
brains
and
you use
big words
how squigsy
squigsy
aloices
looks around
the room
presumably
to the
reddish
pile
of goo
that looks
slightly
redder
than the
rest
can I
intervene
by saying
bruce
is holding
like its
corpse
is about
to eat
it
but cannot
eat
this
yes
squigsy
squigsy's
alright
right
oh my
god
you see
in the
explosion
that
grot
took
squigsy
with it
we're going
to make
them
pay
for every
ounce of
cruelty
they did
to squigsy
but
you and
I
are going
to make
miracles
together
but squigsy
squigsy
squigsy
was alive
should I
eat it
stop
no
shut up
bruce
leave the
room now
okay
he leaves
if he's
out there
eating that
behind the
door
you just
hear
you really
shouldn't
be eating
that
squigsy
I just
saw
squigsy
squigsy
was
squigsy
was alive
I get
emphasis on
what
speaker knows
what I'm
doing
I know
exactly
what you're
doing
I'm in love
with what
you're
doing
I felt
it
squigsy
was alive
it
seems in
your
rage
you
crumbed
her
in my eyes
the wall
was evil
are we
is this
the
orc
apostasy
moment
are we
going to
make him
turn on
his own
people
I think
so
I think
we've just
made
he's just
ahead
I don't
think he
can kill
the orc
younglings
oh we
can make
so much
more
with just
ahead
not just
the
gretchen
but the
dross
and the
snotlings
too
I'm so
mad
I thought
of it
too
I'm like
no
I think
my favorite
part of
that was
I could
tell speaker
knew exactly
what I
was doing
and he
would interject
just
just
occasionally
with the
no
I hate
fungus
it's cold
so it gets
everywhere
we should
be killed
we will
be
God willing
again
thanks
supporters
this is
what you
get
this is
the
high
quality
acting
and
presentation
that is
narrative
declaration
I think
I think
GW's
calling in
the orbital
bombardment
that speaker
didn't spend
any points
on
right
I'll
fucking
get
you
this is
this is
Odo
turning
the
bullying
around
it's
like
haha
uno
reverse
card
I was
thinking
the exact
same
thing
everybody
takes
their
lumps
this
session
and
some
people
take
their
crumbs
too
exactly
it's
great
oh
Jesus
oh
fuck
okay
so
so
yeah
what are
you
what are
you
doing
with
the
what are
you
doing
with
this
fucking
this
this
head
now
like
he's
had
his
no
wah
moment
so
he's
he's
coming to
terms
with the
fact
now
that
he
is
just
an
orc
head
in
a
jar
not to
worry
things are
not as
bad
as they
seem
we can
rebuild
improve
iterate
and you
can bring
your
wah
to all
of them
with
me
trust
me
you's
like
the
biggest
mech
ever
you
can
give
me
a
new
body
and
then
then
I
can
crump
them
all
you'll
crump
so
many
more
the
technology
we
have
in
the
cradle
is
beyond
your
mech's
comprehensions
you think
I'm a
big mech
I don't know
what a
cradle
is
but
okay
I will
show
you
in
time
so
anyway
roll
I
think
Aloysus'
method
acting
is
going
a
little
far
no
one
understood
me
until
I
had
this
orc
head
in
a
jar
now
now
now
he
understands
everything
I
sucked
but
briefly
the
draft
of
divinity
and
I
found
it
sweet
anyways
I'm
gonna
put
him
in
the
hole
in
my
chest
and
cover
it
up
with
the
inquisitorial
icon
he's
gonna
stay there
for right
now
he's
bringing
him
along
he's
coming
with
me
I
like
that
speaker's
whole
thing
out of
this
I
just
want
to
like
rewind
a bit
speaker's
whole
desire
out of
this
was
like
hey
hey
Thurston
could we
get a
breadcrumb
like
something
like
something
to
you know
go
off
of
it's
just
fucking
hilarious
that we're
like
well
the
victory
here
was
getting
the
orc
head
in
the
jar
good
job
team
excuse
me
severed
orc
head
before
you
enter
into
your
centuries
of
humiliation
at
the
hands
of
Aloysus
could
you
please
tell
me
how
it
is
that
we
can
reach
and
then
murder
i.e.
crump
your
boss
you
want
to
crump
to
boss
that
is
what
I
just
said
you
really
want
to
crump
him
you
weedy
little
git
like
you
I
could
probably
still
take
you
like
this
the
head
kind
of
jostles
a bit
come on
I
I
take
the
head
and
throw
it
on
the
ground
okay
don't
be
surprised
you
you
fighting
dirty
power
sword
hold on
the
location
please
I've
spent
quite
enough
time
with
this
charade
this
one
is
with
me
you
would
do
well
to
tell
your
compatriot
what
he
wants
to
know
well
you
want
you
want
to
debosh
he
she
she
to
the
to
the
to
the
like
his
nose
starts
like
turning
uh
pointing
south
and kind
of like
nodding
that way
he's
uh
somewhere
down
that way
we
do
the
boys
just imagine
that he's
he can't
control
the
rotation
so he's
like
slowly
floating
and he
finally
gets
in
direction
he's
like
oh
yeah
exactly
stop
hold on
hold on
oh
wait
get
now
oh
now
it's
gone
well
it has
been
intimated
to me
that you
are
all
from
under
the
ocean
well
that
no
we
came
here
for
for
right
scrum
but then
we got
knocked
off
caution
and
we
ended
up
in
the
water
and
then
we
climbed
here
and
we
thought
we
was
going
to
get
in
a
proper
fight
but
instead
there
were
all
these
little
weedy
humans
even
weedy
than
you
how
on
earth
did
you
get
here
we
swam
no
I
mean
onto
this
planet
well
you
see
we
came
in
into
rock
and
then
the
rock
kind
of
kind
of
went
into
the
ocean
we
still
married
the
boss
for
that
one
so
that
was
the
flash
of
light
a
big
rock
I
don't
know
about
no
flesh
light
all
I
know
is
that
we
was
in
a
rock
then
we
was
in
a
water
then
we
was
here
I
see
all
right
what
should
I
know
about
the
boss
does
he
have
any
weaknesses
you
think
he
has
weaknesses
well
I
suppose
it
was
quite
a
venture
to
imagine
he
would
have
any
sort
of
three
dimensionality
he's
the
sneakiest
git
of
them
all
he's
the
captain
captain
sly
stabber
captain
sly
stabber
eh
that's
right
you know
with me
gone
the
two
biggest
is
going
to
be
him
and
the
mech
hmm
well
then
I
suppose
we'll
just
have
to
make
preparations
for
that
that's
right
better
prepare
because
because
he
the
mech's
building
a
gargan
he's
building
a
what
it's
gargan
gargan
a
gargan
what
on earth
is a
gargan
and by
earth
I mean
terror
fightiest
biggest
meanest
greatest
biggest
fastest
loudest
do you know
any of the
adjectives
fightiest
okay
biggest
I leave
he goes
into
he goes
into
a
voice
in his
chest
still
spouting
off
adjectives
yeah
you just
hear it
madal
madal
madal
oiliest
yes
yes
it's quite
large
constructive
repute
I'm told
what do we
call you
what's your
name
oh he's
still going
on
um
yeah
this character's
time is over
that's fine
he's gonna keep
talking anyway
he's not even
gonna listen
yeah into the
into the chest
cavity
as he's like
slashiest
punchiest
captain if you
would like a
frame of
reference
are you
you're familiar
with the night
houses of
various worlds
yes I've had
the honor of
distinction of
being from a
night house
really is that
so I was not
aware
that's right
does it mean you
don't keep the
lights on in your
house
no it doesn't
it means that for
centuries my world
was composed
primarily of
feudals that
would be scouted
to participate
in the knight's
corps
of course I
was seconded
off to
naval training
which in turn
led to me
becoming a
member of the
uh well let's
say the
intergalactic
courier service
for some years
where I served
quite happily
oh yes
I do wonder
whatever happened
to that world
yours world
yours world
do you know
anything about
yours world
it's not my
world sir
fuck off
that's good
that's good
that's the kind
of reaction
good bit
good bit
good bit
good bit
good bit
now you know
knight houses
imagine a
imperial knight
now take that
and make it
taller
like doubly so
and cobbled
together with
scrap
appropriated
cannons
orcoyd
technology
and impossible
weaponry
a walking
weapon of war
designed to wreak
havoc on the
battlefield is both
tank transport
and death
machine bundled
into one
that is what
the mech is
building
well I
certainly hope
we don't have
to face off
against the
equivalent of
an orcoyd
knight
well watch
just say it
out loud
now I feel
like you
jinxed it
I don't
believe in
that sort
of superstition
I believe
only in
true superstitions
that can be
proved with
facts
and logic
such as
the
suppositions
revolving around
the name of a ship
for a jonah
on board
as it were
right
very
so sorry
captain
those are
infinitely more
reasonable
that is correct
they are
so it's a
giant
mech
essentially
I mean
if it's
machinery
Aloysius
couldn't you
find a way
to shut it
down
if we get
you somewhere
where all
the important
bits are
theoretically
but orcoyd
technology
is far
different
than
imperial
sciences
the
Omnissiah's
wheel does
not bless
the motive
forces
with
their
constructs
they operate
on
some
measure of
logic
but not
by our
standards
they work
but
if only
by
the
suggestion
that they
should
not by
forces
I understand
of course
if you point
me at the
reactor
I could
tell you
oh we
simply need
to pull
out its
core
or we
need to
blow it
up
okay
duly noted
avoid the
fight with
the giant
mech at all
costs
and if all
else fails
we look to
see if there's
a giant glowing
spot on its
chest
is that what
I'm
what I'm
making of
this
in it
or behind
it more
likely
or behind
it
the
orcs
may be
lacking
and
tact
but they
very rarely
lack so much
sense as to
put an obvious
weak point
right on
their walker
well with
any luck
this thing
is still
under
construction
and has
not yet
completed
I say
we scout
out the
rest of
this facility
see if
there are
any other
orcs
and then
begin
making
preparations
to find
our way
to
Darboss
so that
we can
crump
him
sure
the head
give you
any
indication
about
his
direction
that's
a good
question
Aloysius
yes
question
the head
so I
don't have
to speak
to it
again
understood
he did
give us
a direction
when you
already
asked him
he did
because he's
still talking
towards the
thing
shootiest
dacahist
excellent
yes
he's still
going
okay
well
I can
project
my mind
in that
direction
and see
if we
get an
idea
capital
make it
so
would you
like to
unbind it
you're
trying so
hard for
this
sorry
sorry
I'm just
I'm just
I'm doing
my due
diligence
you know
it's
we'll get
there
Thurston
I promise
you this
I promise
you I'll
unbind
before this
adventure
is over
but anyway
I'm
projecting
my
scryer's
gaze
the
complication
winked
at me
it did
it did
but it's
I do
succeed
enough
you do
you do
so where
exactly are
you wanting
to look
um I'm
going to
essentially
go in
as straight
a line
I can
uh in
the direction
that the
orc had
indicated
okay so
south
yeah
so kind
of like
through this
door here
yeah
okay
uh yeah
so once
again your
mind flows
freely
through the
winds of the
immaterial
and as it
does it
begins to
traverse
um what
you find
through the
doors to
the south
is the
pinnacle
of human
culture
the lavatory
all right
there is a
single
um there
there are
some
some some
some like
stall units
but mostly
there is a
noticeable
um series
of large
troughs
okay
there are
additional
doorways
that lead
off from
this area
you don't
see anyone
in there
um but
you can see
that it is
kind of a
large
token
so you can
see that
there is
you know
a sort of
large series
of like
tubs and
troughs
there are two
doorways that
lead out
you feel that
with your
your scryer's
gaze and your
ability
to sustain
it properly
you could
probably check
out one of
these rooms
uh to the
east or
to the
south
i'm gonna
keep going
south
uh i feel
like that's
our bet
all right
all right
all right
so just
here
so going
to the
south
you come
into a room
and as you
enter it
with your
mindset
you're
immediately
shunted
out but
for the
briefest
moment
you enter
a room
that is a
raging
inferno
and then
you are
shot back
to your
body
oh my
eyes
are you
quite all
right
yeah
directly south
the direction
that it
indicated
uh first
is the
shitter in
case anybody's
got to go
and then
directly to the
south of that
there was a
room on
fire
big
fucking
inferno
and that's
when I got
pushed right
back out
I see
I couldn't
tell you
why
don't know
if these
sorts of
things have
any sort
of
psychic
ability
goodness
we should
hope not
very well
done
all right
we found
the location
that we
should
survey
first
let's have
at it
and quickly
are we all
prepared for
the upcoming
battle
yeah
excellent
I will grab
the thigh
bone
uh it's
gone
when we
uh beat
the boss
I mean
ah yes
of course
yes of
course
I had the
mental shift
because when you
said yeah
when we killed
the boss
I'm like this
is an
no no
they're called
bosses
never mind
yeah
fail RP
D from
speaker D
what else
uh right
uh only
doors I
didn't check
the two to
the east
uh this
one here
and then in
the lavatory
there's another
one leading
east
we could open
them if you
want
not sure
where they
go
yeah we
might as well
check over
the place
I'll check
this one
are you
sir
sir
uh
uh
uh
to protect
you sir
and he
kind of
like gets
in the
way
fine
Bruce
if you
wish
you
can
open
the
door
if it
makes
you
happy
I don't
want you
to get
eaten
like that
other
sir
I was
protecting
he opened
the door
he opened
the door
there was
a guy
in there
and he
started
fighting
him
and then
the guy
just
shut
the door
on him
and fucked
up his
entire
action
economy
yes that
sounds
nightmarish
I hope
that guy
finds his
path
absolutely
sir
it was
terrible
to watch
doors
doors
if that
were to
occur
in a
show
of some
kind
as well
yes
that gives
me like
the greatest
idea for
just a
fucking
general
feat
in
pathfinder
that's
like
free
action
at the
start
of your
turn
you can
open
or close
a door
if you're
adjacent
to it
everyone
would take
everyone
would take
that
fucking
general
face
exactly
your party
will beat
the shit
out of you
if you don't
don't be
directly
behind me
because
if this
door
explodes
too
like that
one other
show
is protecting
where we
open up
the door
and there
was like
you know
a claymore
it also
bombs
do you have
any shows
that lived
you're the
only one
who's
survived
so far
sir
anyway
good luck
he opens
the door
excellent
I look
inside
at my
mortal doom
the room
open
the door
there you go
there's shelving
units
small wooden
cabinets
there's
like clutter
it looks
like some
things have
been knocked
over
you
you
don't
see
anything
else
beyond that
in here
hmm
looks like
it's like
a storage
area
like a
scriptorium
like a
it's just
a storage
area for
different
parchments
documents
I see
this door
you could
open it
I open it
it explodes
it goes into
a hallway
and explodes
then goes to
a t-junction
and explodes
that has
more
more doors
this place
this place
has a lot
of doors
oh damn
it could
careful sir
these are doors
yes I am aware
of what they are
Roos
they might explode
that is a possibility
he did just have
a traumatic moment
with the door
we've been 50-50
on doors
exploding sir
no we have
no
no we haven't
yes we have
no
the first door
which is the big door
that enters into
this place
didn't blow up
and the second
one did
but what about
the door to the
entrance
or the door
I just opened
or the other
door I just opened
he just starts
counting his fingers
no
well I won't
argue with you
everybody else
want to move
their tokens in
or
no I think
I'd rather stay
out here and think
about life
my new friend
are we going
to go
this way
there is the
room on fire
I saw
to the
reddest
we're going
to the toilet
oh yes
we should
we should
prioritize that
I think
I was getting
distracted
trying to find
hope that I
could open
a door
and just see
if the wishbone
the wishbone
holy fuck
saint
efestium's
wishbone
the lesser
known relic
of saint
efestium
you know
what
imperial
society
is wide
and vast
who is to
say they
didn't
venerate a
turkey
I'm going
insane
it's all
falling apart
it's all
ending
the end of
this episode
is going to
have an
epilogue
and it's
going to
be like
a black
screen
with like
a like
one of
those you
know text
prompts
that's just
words start
filling in
and it's
like dear
urndil
after many
years I
finally
understand
no I
don't
understand
I am
still
strong
enough
I've
maintained
myself
I will
allow the
chaos to
flow
through
me
at that
he opens
the door
okay
all right
it's another
hallway that
goes into
another door
all right
let's go check
out the
fire room
or is it
this way
sir
no
he opens
the door
okay
uh oh
wasn't
expecting that
one sec
hold on
wait wait
wait wait
wait
I don't
think any
of us
were expecting
that
nope
nope
ruse
has triggered
a trap
card
give me
a moment
what
it's
okay
I'll
grenade
all right
zord
it's it's
your turn
on the
bully
train
all right
this is
up and
reads
this is
the
ball
the
balladary
you see
communal
baths in
here
that's all
oh
oh
oh
they're
invisible
that's why
he paused
please unpause
the game
oh no
have unpaused
the game
he closes the
door
nothing in
there sir
he locks
the door
definitely
nothing in
there sir
soren
he welds a
metal plate
on top
of the
door
never
going to be
anything in
there sir
that room
was your
dear
every second
we spend
in proximity
to these
orcs
I feel like
on a set
can make
us more
what's
happening
where'd you go
sir
you're told
you're told
you're told
you're told
you're told
captain
I feel
like I'm
turning into
a fucking
orc
where did I
go
I
disappeared
Kelrada
look
our captain's
undergoing
metamorphosis
where am I
you were
under
okay
you aren't
supposed to be
in my chest
I don't have
room for two
people in there
that is the
last place I
would like to
be
actually
the last
place I'd
like to be
is right
here
let us go
and find
the fire
room
kill the
bloody
Xenos
and get
off of this
godforsaken
island
okay sir
yeah I'm
here for that
let's go
you were
but you were
just by
but
very well
try and keep
up captain
are we going
down here sir
wait wait
why are we
going that
way
Aloysius
listen
I'm
open
sesame
I'll be honest
with you
I need a
low stick
would you
take a
low
stogie
open sesame
absolutely
take it
loose
that's the
bathroom
you found
the lavatory
congrats
we found
the bathroom
again
they're ogren
sized lavatories
oh nice
he passes
them
you coming
says
yep
sure
on the way
Aloysius
you you you
you keep up
the rear
you're hurting
a bit
I am hurting
how astute
Bruce opens
the door
okay there's
another door
in a small
okay one sec
I'm pausing
I'm pausing
as you are
preparing to
open
the other
room
all right
okay
I've got to
just
do a thing
give me
one sec
okay
uh
you may
you may
now
unpause
and
pause
so
it looks
at
uh
it's at
Alden
so
why don't you
go and try
this room
it's the burning
room right
well we don't
know that
we'll have to
open the door
and see
but
but she said
it was the
burning room
she said the
burning room
was in this
location
feel the door
handle is it
hot
yeah
Bruce does
that does the
door feel
hot
yes
yes sir
well then it's
well then it's
more than likely
that it's the
burning room
yes
but what made
it burn sir
there's a fire
inside
he's waiting for
the answer
what made the
burning room
burn
i don't know
fire
goodness gracious
ruse
open the door
okay
he opens the
door
oh that's a
burning room
all right
he sees what's
on the other
side
he closes the
door
there's a
no
no
no
there we
go
very good
all right
so
you open the
door
um
there was a
communal fire
that clearly
happened here
this is a
califactory
someplace where
the monks
would use
to rest
and relax
except the
the fire
that was here
has now
expanded
dramatically
beyond its
original intent
as you can
see that
various equipment
and items
and stored
goods from
this monastery
have been
piled up
um
in various
areas to form
a massive
bonfire
which as you
open the door
there is a
distinct discharge
of a flame
weapon
as
a large
green skin
figure
um
with a
with a
type of
basic
flame unit
uh
stands on the
other side
of this
blazing
inferno
as the
door opens
he looks
up
and lets
out a
bestial
roar
um
and so
with that
uh
i am
going
to
put us
all
into
combat
okay
and uh
you
get to
pick
uh
who would
like to
go first
so that's
the thing
you can
do
uh oh
all the
would you
like to
throw a
grenade in
the room
yeah
close the
door
this is
not
how many
grenades
do you
have left
this is a
relatively
small
room
i should
have
it didn't
take down
the one
i should
have two
left
okay
yeah
grenades
also the
radius of
the grenade
is like
a lot
i think
like eight
remember that
one mat we did
before it'll
fill this room
it will
technically when
you threw
the other
one it
would have
actually
blasted
through the
door on
you which
is
yeah
yeah
potato
potato
you know
the door
is closed
you know
potato
don't even
worry about
it
oh
you know
like this
sub of the
bush
i throw a
frag bomb at
this one
uh orc
that i can
see
sure
if that's
a check
absolutely
you know
the difficulty
will go up
by one
because of
the smoke
in here
don't think
it'll matter
yeah of course
you can hit
ballistic skill
three
you're fine
but
it's
it's
three
but then
uh
sec
you're throwing
the bomb
okay
you're targeting
him
okay
yeah
so his
thing's
two
and it
goes up
by one
yeah
okay
i do that
well i don't
i don't
that's something
i want to look
at because i
don't think
with grenades
you actually
target individuals
i think it's
always just
a difficult
e3
uh but
we'll look
at that
later
um
alrighty
so it
will go
off
it is a
crit
so you
can roll
damage
uh 13
points of
damage
and a crit
and a crit
you can roll
the crit
effect
got two on
the die
four
why
a well-aimed
shot
tears
ragged
tongues
of bone
and brain
for the
opponent's
skull
the foe
reels
from such
a violent
strike
unable to
focus
target
suffers
two
wounds
and is
staggered
and plus
one wound
very glory
you
spinned
you fucking
bean him in
the face
with a
grenade
yeah
it goes
in there
it hits
his face
it explodes
he dies
why
why
why is
roos
even
an ogre
and he
should be
a baseball
player
we had
this bit
before
where I
described the
nerf football
that's all
that his
grenades are
I'm very
happy that
unintentionally
you've made
roos
you've made
roos fat
scout
the grenade
embeds itself
in his head
there's a
momentary
beep beep
beep beep
and then
the orc
has exploded
uh
that was
roos's go
who would
like to
go next
there's
more
who would
like to
go next
I suppose
I'll go
forward
into the
proverbial
breach
I'll uh
stumble over
my words
then stumble
past roos
and uh
enter into
the room
okay
you can see
that the
burning area
in the room
has gotten
a fair
bit worse
now
um
mostly because
of course
the grenade
detonation
has caused
some further
damage here
uh
you can see
sort of
the flames
that are
still licking
up from
the bonfire
and the
dismembered
corpse
of the
orc
do the
orc look
especially
important
he looked
like an
orc
with a
flame
weapon
very
well
I don't
suppose
there's
any point
going
through
this
blaze
I don't
see any
other
combatants
no
in that
case
I'm going
to check
this door
you don't
see
and so
your turn
will be
move in
the room
check out
move to
the door
are you
going to
open
the door
or are you
just
yeah
I'll
open
the door
okay
that'll
be the
end of
your
action
open
the
door
I
can't
oh
hey
it's
an
orc
perfect
hey
there's
an
orc
right
there
uh oh
you walk
in
confident
charismatic
captain
that you
are
um
you
eventually
walk up
to the
door
you open
it
and as
you do
there is
an orc
that had
clearly
just
turned
because
they had
seen
the
or heard
the
explosion
from within
the room
um
and so
this
this orc
kind of
looks over
at everything
going on
in here
and then you
open the door
in front
and he
lets out
a bestial
roar
and then
proceeds
uh
to go
next
uh oh
fair enough
he will
go
he will
target
you
he will
raise
a chopper
and he
will swing
it at
you
i see
captain
yes
is that
loud
that was
awful
he rolled
okay just
to describe
what he
rolled here
on your
listeners
he rolled
a one
a three
a one
a one
a two
a two
one five
and one six
so you got
three successes
just enough
to hit them
which is enough
to hit
oh my god
oh it's not
enough to hit
why
are you
when you
had the smoke
counter
well for
for one
i have a
defense of
four
and for two
oh that's
right for some
reason it
didn't target
you
and for two
while i have
my power
sword out
which i
stated i
did
melee
attacks
i get
plus one
defense
so my
defense is
effectively
five
so what i'm
going to do
though because i
was going to do
this anyways
because i'm
going to fish
for shifts
is i'm going to
reroll with a
wrath
or ruin
ruin i ruin
you
oh that's not
bad that's not
bad at all
um so i will
hit you but i
won't have enough
to shift i won't
be able to use
that shift so i
will just hit you
normally as the
choppa comes wide
and then
crumps itself
into you
oh for 10
damage not
bad
oh goodness
all right i
roll my resolve
if that's or do
i uh determination
determination
determination
and i didn't input
the amount of wounds
i just took
because i'm stupid
yeah just ignore that
roll and just redo
it
okay
so i'm taking
my resilience is
7 so am i
taking 3
3 yeah 3
yes excellent
all righty then
i will take
one shock
and one wound
or two wounds
two wounds
yeah as it like
as it cracks
into your shoulder
and this thing
stares at you
and just like
whoa
yes your compatriot
said that already
uh eloysis
or uh
kelrana
who would like
to go next
uh
i think
i probably
should just
to make sure
that i'm getting
buffs up on the
dear captain
i agree
sure
uh
so i'm gonna
uh
kelrana you're up
six
so let's see
can i get
i can get
just into
the room
uh
i don't know
if i want to be
in front of
roos
but uh
why not
yeah why not
yeah why not
yeah why not
what's the worst
that could happen
of course
what is the worst
that could happen
to kelrana
another brown boy
shows up
and burns you
yeah true
and and
alden at the same
time
well don't say
that
uh
um
i'm going
my everything
is pain
uh
i'm going
to use
um
i'm going
to first
smite
the orc
i think i
can i see him
from where i'm
standing
would you say
yes you can
yeah yeah
for sure
um
you can you
can you can see
him his um
his defense
will be one higher
just because of the
cover of the wall
um but i don't know
if it targets defense
for smite i think it
does
um but regardless
um you can target
him and it'll do
do that fun math
for you
one thing are you
doing any other
site because you
have to declare
everything you're
doing before you
can't just like smite
see how it goes and
then do something
else because oh
yes difficulties go
up if you do
uh i'm smiting and
uh i'm gonna dull
pain on uh
captain perfect
cool
all righty
smite
oh wait i clicked
on it on the wrong
it has to be in the
combat tab i can't
click on it in any
other tab
no
what's for the
combat tab
seven successes
um wrath critical
i don't think i have
enough now i don't
have enough shifts to
get an extra mortal
out of this
so sad
then the dm would
be four because
they're doing multiple
psychic power so
your difficulty goes
up by two
no no uh we we
the the dull pain
doesn't count
it's a simple action
yep yep yep
it is a free action
for uh unknowable
reasons
uh rolling damage
one mortal wound
there it goes right
one mortal wound
the orc takes it
he takes a wound
which he has to take
because it's mortal
indeed and then a
dull pain on the good
captain
oh i can uh reduce the
number of wounds you
suffer by one
oh it's really good
it's pretty good
so i'm gonna
pretty pretty pog
pretty pog
pretty pog
pretty pog
no tinsie and then i'm
going to apply dull pain
and did that work
dull pain
it should it doesn't show
up as a little icon in
the corner but it'll be
on the sheet so
yeah you will reduce
you'll reduce your uh
your wounds
lovely
it's the turn
yes if you get hit
again for any wounds
it just reduces by one
so you gotta
very good
very good
good job
count ronda
i don't know what you're
whispering at
and saying words
backwards but i think
you're doing a good job
the door cracks open
uh-oh
an orc boy
comes rushing
through
uh he's going to do
a couple things
uh
uh first of all
he is going
to do
a
difficulty
uh
three athletics
check
um as he comes
barreling
out
uh he will leap
up over the fire
towards you
kelrana
so we'll start
with the athletics
check
he's gonna do
a backflip
oh he does
oh my god
back
you can give me a
rune point
as this orc
comes
rushing
through the doorway
leaping
over
um
this
this
this
this
lad
this
this
absolute
unit
um
is going
to use
the get
slug
uh get
stuck
in ability
that he
has
um
so
charges
you
with this
jumping
over
fires
their slug
go wildly
making a
ballistic
skill
test
against
your
defense
skill
so
do
this
real
quick
here
one sec
we're gonna
target you
we're gonna
shoot you
with the
slug
um
that's gonna
hit
um
even with the
even with the
smoke in here
um
so
it does not
deal damage
he's just
shooting it
and shouting
and charging
but instead
all of you
have to
give me
a difficulty
three
fear test
uh
oh
uh oh
i get plus
one penalty
so he basically
like shouts
out you know
whoa
and jumps
over the fire
he's not even
firing the gun
at you
he's firing
it in the
air
all right
um so
uh a fear
is um
this is
a
resolve
test
the difficulty
on this
is three
all right
uh
oh
i don't
know why
it's not
increasing
all of you
see this
uh
i especially
like
ruse
and
aloysis
who
like
ruse
just
thrown a
grenade
and his
boss
went in
and then
like a
fucking
second
later
he hears
his boss
getting
attacked
and then
just
out of
the fire
comes in
orc
um
and then
um
for
for
aloysis
uh
aloysis
you just
hear the
um
you or
you just
see the
orc burst
through the
flames as
well from
where you
are back
there
oh that's
not good
so if
everyone can
please give
me that
difficulty
three
resolve
test
all right
yeah
and we'll
see if
you're feared
or not
i'll need
to take
two glory
to get
any chance
or else
i can't
even succeed
it
because my
resolve is
one
oh wait
oh it
picked it up
to five
it didn't
look like
it had
automatically
done it
uh i need
four to
succeed this
uh i'm gonna
spend a wrath
i'm gonna spend
a wrath
i'm also
gonna spend
a wrath
yes
okay
this is why
i suggest
in the future
yeah next time
let's do it
one by one
because i think
you want to
do it in order
so you aren't
like in weird
like where
do spend
points
uh if
you all
fail or
something and
it becomes
like the
negotiation
games but
it's okay
i cannot
succeed the
test unless
i get two
icons
okay so
i'll take
two and
you take
two okay
um i plan
to take
two well
i have to
take two
regardless so
you go ahead
and do yours
first i do
it
okay
so no
don't even
bother
don't even
bother
okay
i'm gonna
roll mine
hopefully
hoping i
get a
six
oh well
i got
one but
i'm still
gonna take
the two
now
um
yeah
so we're
gonna take
two glory
out of it
chat
i need
i need
i need
at least
one of
these to
be a
six
all right
listeners at
home
chat members
all this
other stuff
i need you
to give me
your power
you know
i don't know
if anybody's
still awake
this late
at night
just chant
roost or
something
i believe
here we go
okay
fellow cast
members
will you
will you
blow on
my d6
i do believe
in roostes
i do
i do
all right
here we
go
first one
no
it's a
two
okay
we gotta get
on this
last one
fellows
i don't
want the
fear
condition
okay
come on
come on
come on
we can
do this
no
it's on
the six
sliding
fuck
i should
have cheated
i gained
no successes
roost's
feed
uh
everybody's
afraid
scared
by the
orc
orcs
he has a
history
with orcs
we established
this
so fear
as a
reminder
for everyone
is the
difficulty
of everything
goes up
by two
the only
way to get
rid of it
is until
the scene
ends
so this
combat
or until
an ally
passes a
leadership
test of
difficulty
two plus
the source
of the
fear
so in
this case
it would
be difficulty
five
leadership
test
everybody
looking at
so that
was that
was um
that was
ruses
uh let's
carry on
through the
rest uh
odo did
you want
to
resolve your
fear
oh i did
so so yeah
okay so
you're feared
aloysius you're
feared
yep okay
okay perfect
good all right
well i'm feared
too
excellent i love
it well that
brings us
that brings
us to
aloysa
you're up
oh that's
uh that's
a rather
suit specimen
uh i'm not
going to get
involved with
that i have
a bit precious
cargo on
board
however
hey ruse
hey buddy
ah yes
i
true true
i agree with
that statement
i know i
know buddy
you are
i'm gonna
kill
i kill
what i'm
scared
i like your
fear is just
yeah the
opposite of
fear
there's a
yes
aggression's a
thing
that's true
uh can you
what on your
ally hulky
can i remove
uh fear
his condition
of feared
via a
medicaid
check
no this
is leadership
only
oh it's
leadership
only okay
yeah i do
get a bonus
that's people
do leadership
on me
yeah i
wonder it's
it's um
would do
that
yeah i
know i
was about
to say it's
almost like
speaker d's
character
it has like
basis around
being the
leader
that's why
that's why i
won't allow
medicaid
because otherwise
it just
undermines
other
oh okay
that makes
sense
yeah that's
cool
uh
yeah yeah
just trying to
steal my
thing i
understand
all
yeah
of course
i've only
been a leadership
character too
so it's a good
thing i didn't
that's right
that's right
uh and
that's
difficulty
five he's
at or four
five five
plus it's
plus two
because of
the fear
condition
uh yes
that's right
okay
get sucked
here's where
we're at
god that's
hilarious
oh i
that's great
my metal ass
came down here
clapping all the
way and
thinking i can
oh yeah i can
i can fix
i can just
inject him with
some sims
he'll be okay
i have a
leadership of
four that's
my dice pool
i'm rolling
with so i
either if you
do it to me
that goes up
goes up to
five okay
i gave you an
extra one because
of my rank
then you could
wrath it then
you could i
don't know how
much glory you
have left if i
can't wrath it
because i'm out
of wrath yeah
we have two
glory oh
well yeah oh
you're all yeah
yeah exactly
you just have to
roll high just
have to roll
high i know i
know so how
hard could be
it's that or i
put a target on
his back immediately
do we
do you
let's see
if we didn't
take the glory
that's i'm okay
with it myself but
obviously others
how do we feel
would we rather
keep the glory in
the pot to
overcome this
condition because
i will take it
and try and fix
roose um
i think i mean
on my turn it's
gonna be more
difficult because
i am also feared
but presumably i
mean can i make a
leadership check if
i'm the one that's
afraid yeah yeah
you can like
leadership test
anyone it's just
what you being
afraid will do is
it'll make it more
difficult so there's
like a weird thing
where like if we're
if we're war gamers
here son if we're
war gaming the trick
would be to get fear
off of you as
quickly as possible
because then your
higher skill would
then let you
leadership other
people out easier
yeah so if that's
at all possible
i mean like that
would be the thing
now roose is
slightly to
unfair but again
it's kind of like
what's what's the
goal is it the
fear or is it the
fuck it we're just
gonna eat the minus
two penalty and
go to town on
these guys like
that's the
the question
yeah i think um
maybe unfear me if
you can
i can't see you
i can't get that
far you can move
up
can i
ah but then we
like walk into the
then we put me in
harm's way of the
orc
correct
oh
ah the decision
matrix
you've you have
faced me with my
long-standing
foe my arch
nemesis
decisions
it's fair
ah it's
orc boy
i say
fuck it
we ball
okay
oh
i'm closing the
door and i'm
walking away
fuck it we ball
you close the door
on roose and
leave
oh god could you
imagine roose's
reaction at the
door behind him
just fucking
close
would he take a
claustrophobia
penalty
oh probably
yeah yeah
oh no
oh yeah
tight space
dark fear
yeah
it's true
i think i have
an inspiring
presence
okay
give it a shot
i mean next
turn that comes
in like
regardless we're
gonna make sure
we have an
initiative seize
of some sort
and then
we're just gonna
charge in and
kill an orc
or occupy one
and then
an orc will go
potentially hurt
aloysus or
hurt kelrana
or roost
give or take
pretty confident
we'll survive
and then
alden can
take care of
himself
and then
potentially hurt
an orc in the
same turn
depending if he
wants to
multi-action that
yeah
we'll be okay
we'll kill these
orcs
we'll be okay
yes i would
strongly prefer to
not put myself
into the blender
oh i'm gonna
oh you're
i'm gonna crit you
it's gonna be
insane
no
please no
all right
dn6 dice pool
goes up by one
because of you
okay that's five
successes
good so far
okay
you've
um
i need one
more
yes
depends how
many glory
you want to
spend
oh
i feel
like
i'm not
confident on
rolling a
single dice
here
chad just
gave you a
raft die
so
oh
whoa
whoa
okay
would you like
to
yes i would
like to
wrap that
all right
aloysus give
me your
inspiration
here
oh hold on
i have to
overwrath my
shape
davis the
fear condition
irl
oh man i love
the fear
condition
your condition
is great
yeah
boom
seven successes
there you go
hi
i am aloysus
i am aloysus
have say i am a
member of the
world
as he knows
roos
i have precious
cargo on board
the light of the
omnisire shines
within you too
be the extension
of his will
and his motive
force
and tear that
boy limb
from limb
yeah
i believe in
you
i do shooting
bang bangs
all the time
yeah
yeah
you too
show these
orcs what
real shooter
is
yeah
yeah
fuck this
bottom buck
tooth bastard
i'll kill him
and he
gets ready
to charge
all right
i'm going to
do the next
round
who would like
to go first
i guess
roos
does anybody
else really
want to go
first
uh
nope
i mean
i'd like
to get
out of here
but probably
for the best
to have roos
get engaged
yeah
uh
i mean
you can go
then we can
just seize
the initiative
um
nah
remember
i can spend
a rune
to like
i can spend
a rune
to
yeah
we had
some chat
members
really not
like that
i think
they posted
i don't think
you can
but
uh
we'd have to
double check
on that later
you go first
um
because i've got
i've got compel
which i could
possibly use
to disable
one of the orcs
um
so whichever
one
is not
or is looking
better
i will disable
we'll
we'll just have
roos go
and then we'll
have a go
from there
so
roos will
take it
and he's
going to
charge this
lad
go
whoop
right up
here
this is
he's doing
a fun little
charge
with his
ripper gun
it's all
of his
fun
bonus
die
as he
do so
because he
gets
bonus
on your
man
you take
a weapon
salvo
rating
yeah
let it
rip
pronounce you
charge
with a
range
weapon
you can
fire it
wildly
as a
free
action
there's
salvo
option
towards a
bonus
die
you're
mainly
attack
equal to
your
weapon
salvo
rating
and my
salvo
rating
is
is
is
is
is
I wish
it would
tell me
what it
was
I'll
find it
I swear
to god
I'll
find it
whatever
my
salvo
rating
is
why
would
you
give
me
a
ripper
gun
with
no
salvo
rating
give
you
the
wrong
one
it's
no
it's
it
doesn't
list
it
properly
you have
to pull
it up
in the
table
I think
like in
the book
like the
book book
itself
I'm looking
through it
right now
yeah
because like
oh good
of course
of course
it'll do
this to
me
oh god
I threw
all my
tables
and I'm
hoping this
is the
updated
one
as I
go through
it
nope
it's the
old
one
no
because you
usually have
all the
rolls and
stuff pulled
up
in the
wallet
in the
foundry
version
itself
and so I'm
like okay
this will be
fine
because I don't
want to bring
it up
the pdf
here on
stream
because I'm
like trying
not to show
the book
on stream
so it's
like gosh
dang it
oh no
no no
god damn
it
all right
well we
need to
pause for a
second as I
find the
salvo ring
oh no
because I
have to
very
carefully
do the
thing
uh here
I've got
the book
pulled up
I can
uh um
salvo
two
salvo
two
thank you
peace in
our time
all right
I target
and beat
him up
that is a
that is eight
successes
uh
and I
crit
nice
yes the
roost comes
over
no longer
feared
hero of
the imperium
comes forth
and rolls
damage
for only
damage
ap
minus
one
and the
crit
I roll
a three
on the
die
for overpowering
assault
a stunning
blow
sends the
foe lurching
away
since it's
blurred
by the
brutal impact
the target
suffers three
shock
and is
staggered
and plus
two
shock
for every
glory
you
spend
all right
let's see
the damage
here
so
it was down
a full
ammo
that was a
salvo
with a
ripper
gun
that
will
kill
the
yippee
yay
as you
come in
and
just
just
like
go
straight
through
him
with
the
shots
of your
gun
not
hitting
him
with
it
yes
you
did
ruse
hey
listen
carl
ron
did i
do a
good job
you did
an excellent
job
buddy
he raises
his hand up
for a high
five
oh my
god
there's an
orc in
the bathroom
hold up
sir
high five
oh yeah
i give him
a high five
of course
that's more
important
that's the end
of ruse's
turn
cool
uh so
back to
my
activations
unless you
want to
seize
uh i think
i might
seize
why don't
i seize
i'd like to
have a
seizing
if that's
allowed
seize his
ass
excellent
i'll spend
a glory
to seize
um
right
this conversation
with this
orc is not
going anywhere
so no
he's rather
snarly
i am going
to uh
leave
he can make
uh is there
some sort of
attack opportunity
i'm pretty sure
he gets to
make yeah
he can make
an attack on
you if you
back up from
him yeah
that's fine
okay
shit
i think there's
a disengage
action actually
you know what
i might as
well i might
as well
stay here
right
um because
my action
doesn't change
you know what
i am scared
i'm looking at
this orc and
i'm just living
back like those
horrible moments
i've experienced
during boarding
actions
defending against
waves and waves
of aliens
and i look into
this orc's eyes
and i see all
of them
but though i was
scared then and
i'm scared now
i'm still gonna
swing my blade
oh that didn't
turn out so
good for me
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh no
you complicated
but you
but you
one sec
here
so his defense
yeah no
yeah you'll
hit by one
you'll hit by
one um
actually no
yeah
difficulty
oh yeah
no
it it will
be because
of the fear
the fear
upset
and then
uh he's
wounded too
so that's
the other
reason
so that's
why it's
plus three
yeah it's
sad
i'll spend
a wrath
on this
you have
no wrath
oh i thought
i had a
no no
alice has
got a wrath
wrath from
chat
ah that'll
do it
well
you are
empty
would you
permit me
to try and
use the last
of the glory
and hopefully
redeem myself
in this way
uh even if
you got a
six you'd
still be at
four
yeah
the five
that you
need
yeah but
if i get
a six
and a
success
no no
that's the
but there's
only one glory
left
yeah
oh i thought
that was
stupid
sorry i
have the
webcam thing
up so
sorry that
thing doesn't
update with
the overlay
that we have
i try my best
to keep on
with it but
all right
well in that
case let's
let's see what
this complication
is
do the
complicate
what the
my sword
has
roll it
again
roll it
again
please
there you
go
you drop
it
um
universe just
really hates
your ammo
dude
i'm out of
ammo
i'm out of
ammo
i'm out of
ammo
i say as
i'm hold
off to a
paddock
your sword
runs out of
blade
no
i'm sorry
i'm sorry
speaker
yeah
you've dropped
your imperial
frigate
and that
was the
last session
of war
oh fuck
um you
don't really
have anything
gear wise that
i can make
you drop
except your
sword or
your gun
yeah i'll
drop my
i'll drop
my hey
wait make
me drop
my gun
yeah okay
all right
you again
you commit
to this
sure
reliable
excellent
10 out
of 10
what i
deal with
um
luckily
however
roose's
gun
speaker's
god
you can't
seize twice
i'm fucking
going with
my
yeah yeah
whack me
up the
head
punish me
for my
humorous
oh i am
i am
fucking
doing
no
oh no
fuck you
guys
you know
what
fuck you
guys
oh
that's a good
right that he's
saying that
this is what
happens with a
wargamer that
cross the table
gets mad that
he got
turned one
oh not
again
and he
complicated
how much
rune do i
have left
oh you got
one two
three four
five
cool
sweet i'm
gonna make
sure that
that hits
with a
four cool
he's gonna
throw a
fucking
bomb
fuck
fucking
tour
today's
adventures
i can't
see
can't
you
know
bitch
all of
fire
oh
uh-oh
uh-oh
yeah
oh
sorry
sorry
sorry
that was
a 5.5
i actually
needed to
be slightly
bigger
once
wait
wait
wait
did you
roll the
complication
though
no i
haven't yet
i'm going
to i'm just
gonna make
sure i can
get everyone
in the room
he's throwing
it past him
into the
fire
oh
yeah he's
he's gonna
he's he's
throwing it
into the
room to
suppress all
of you
fuckers
because he
likes explosions
because he's
a burner boy
now i'll
roll the
complication
weapon stuck
you know
what this
worked out
great because
i was gonna
question throwing
it into a
bunch of
pile of
stuff
i think
it i mean
it helps
aloysis
i don't think
any of us
are still
okay
no
no
so the
for listeners
the complication
for the
burner boy
which weapon
stuck your
weapon gets
stuck in the
environment
a wall
tree or
some other
object
use a
simple action
to make a
dn3 strength
test on a
success you
recover your
weapon roll
again if
you're not
using a
melee weapon
oh it's
not so
what's yeah
so yeah
um
roll again
so yeah
i have to
roll again
fall prone
oh i fall
prone that's
fine he
throws it
it lands
he falls prone
laughing as
he probably
will die
at cerebral
cerebral death
next turn
uh and then
this thing
fucking explodes
oh he's gonna
scatter
oh no he
hit
oh my
he complicated
but he hit
yeah
yeah so
he doesn't
scatter
if he
hits
an
accurate
orc
is that
allowed
yeah
i am
so close
to not
taking
damage
i spent
i spent a
rune point
just to make
that happen
because i
wanted to
hurt all
of you
and hurt
you i
will
because i
will roll
really fucking
good and do
16 points of
damage with
this bomb
can i make a
narrative
declaration to
close the
door so
aloysus doesn't
die
i think i'm
yes you
can
yes you
can
yeah in
that case
do you have a
wrath point
do you have a
wrath point
kelrana
i do
yes spend it
i'll let you
spend it to
close the
door so
aloysus takes
nothing
yeah
yeah kelrana's
gonna look at
aloysus through
the door see the
bomb sailing
through the air
and just like do
a little two
fingered salute
and slam the
door shut
the best part
is is this
also kills
the orc
oh my god
can i make
can i do a
dodge action
uh yeah you
can full reaction
to dodge
excellent
i would also
like to do
that
oh wait
shit
cool
i used
i used
my
wait i can't
because i just
went
because if you've
acted this round
so speaker and
roose can't
yeah man we're
doomed
so kelrana can
i can
yay
uh but
but let's
see let's
see what
this uh
lets you
because if
you full
defense
um you're
okay
um
you can
make an
initiative
oh yeah i
think we
we determined
this last time
i think your
initiative is
fucking garbage
right
yes
okay make
an initiative
test and
that like
basically
counts as
uh
increases
yeah
this basically
uh
every success
you get here
uh reduces
the damage
by one
on an
initiative
test
well you
reduce it
by one
you take
15 points
of damage
all right
look actually
this would
have been
really good
with like
a pie
brain who
had like
a fucking
10 million
initiative
yeah
yeah
but not
you so
you'll take
it's not
me
15 points
you can
determination
it though
i sure
can
yeah
well uh
you rolled
3-1
odoroshi
riders
rolls
everybody
yay
so um
i see here
that you have
seven wounds
but have
taken 10
damage
i uh
sorry
everyone
uh
everyone
i uh
i read
the rules
yeah
uh
dodging area
effect attacks
if you are
caught in the
blast radius
or hit by a
flamer
attempt the
full defense
combat action
i mean
one plus
any icons
or the
resilience
the gma
decide that
with some
area effect
attacks can't
be dodged
or avoided
area effect
attacks the
blast six
or more
i see that
that stick bomb
is six or more
radius of over
10 meters
are usually too
big to escape
in this way
i uh
i'm gonna
allow you to
here though
gonna
i'm gonna
i'm gonna
let you
for this
one
well thank
you
it's an
orc stick
bomb
yeah
i'm still
not that
the extra
yeah yeah
i think i
think this
actually just
doesn't fucking
matter for
anyone anyway
like that
one point
does pour
nothing for
kellerana
uh all right
so uh
you're gonna
go down
eloysis
uh you
take um
16 damage
how does that
does that
take you down
too
uh with
determination
or sorry
not eloysis
um
alton
oh uh
yeah let's
roll my
determination
i was waiting
for uh
kilrana
to finish
dying
all right
so i'm
taking 16
you said
yep
which means
i'll be
taking nine
i don't think
there's a
mathematical way
i can even
survive
okay cool
so one
becomes shock
and i uh
i am now
uh down
cool
and ruse
uh
so for
ruseathan
ruseathan
termination
here so
pretty much
i have
resilience
of nine
so
you know
if i do
take seven
wounds
that's
seven
okay
seven
seeking
determination
seven wounds
seven
seven
here i go
my dice
pool
determination
is five
so here
we go
yep
you're
chonky
boy
okay
okay
well
one thing
i can do
here
i still
have a
wrath die
i could
potentially
survive
even more
so that's
what i'm
gonna do
here
okay
i'm gonna
wrath
this is a
horrible
character
here i go
i'm really
looking forward
to this arc
when zorn plays
this
this
here i go
i got another
six so i only
take one
wound
and six
shock
how much
what's your
shock max
value
okay
so you
go over
by one
so you
do take
one
because it
converts
to mortals
if we
hit max
first and
then over
after or
what
we had
this last
time
oh yeah
that's right
no you're
right it
does yeah
we did
have this
last time
yeah if
if the
one hit
you can
kind of
soak it
all yeah
or at least
that's how
we did it
so we can
keep doing
him
all right
um
odo roshi
roll me a
d6
it doesn't
it won't
matter
it won't
matter
he's dead
so
odo roll
me a
d6
you got a
two
yeah
cool
roll me
another d6
please
why am i
rolling
just because
reasons
that's a
one
cool
um
pick one of
your fingers
that gets
blown off
not my
favorite finger
middle finger
yeah we all
know which
finger it is
uh
yeah
hey
bullied and
lost some
fingers dude
hey
hey captain
yes hello
my friend
roll me a
d6
okay i
will
this is a
memorable
injury
that's a
five
oh
you're going
to develop
a twitch
oh
i assume
that this
twitch now
will be
anytime
roost
throws a
grenade
no it's
going to
be anytime
i open
a door
this was
this was the
50-50
god the
ogren was
right
and
with that
you've cleared
this chamber
of the orcs
and made your
way deeper
into the area
ever ever
closer to
uncovering what's
going on in
this location
and from
distance
behind you
you see
a person
who if they
could talk
would be
shouting
wow my
organs are
totally in
the right
position
in fact
they're even
better now
but alas
that person
doesn't speak
and that's
where we'll
call today's
episode
thanks everyone
for watching
this episode
of wrath
and glory
i've been
your host
we hope you
like grenade
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you
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they're all
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you can
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pretty much
everywhere
under the
exact same
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odo where
can they
find you
uh you
can find
me uh i
don't really
post on uh
the artist
formerly known
as twitter
anymore but
you can find
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you can find
me on discord
at just
odo um
you can find
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goodbye
speaking of
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where can they
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think the
great transfer
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gm that's my
life i'm the
on call gm
help me i
want to
escape help
me help me
please help
me i need
help
there was no
escape you
wouldn't get
to blow us
up
grenades
yeah there
was no escape
for you
help me
yeah no
there was
nervous
you must
suffer
oh my god
oh my god
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suffer
first of
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goodbye