Leshys Versus Zombies

Two hundred corpses shamble out of the treeline toward a village of flower-people who eat their dead. The crew holds the line in the dirt, cuts down wave after wave, and keeps the zombies from crossing the river. Not a single building burns. The witch rolls away in her wagon, unfinished business.

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All right, Chad, are you excited for another exciting episode of the Rutguns?
Yeah! Baby! Yeah? Yeah. Okay. Wait, what? Bring it back. Bring it back. It took a while. I tried to press multiple times on the stream. I go like, go! I'm pressing the button. I'm like, why do you fail me this time?
Let me do the bit! Let me do the bit!
That answer's gonna look all weird. Sorry, YouTube people. I failed you. That's what the problem with doing everything live. You have to make sure everything's perfect. I can make it worse. Yeah?
I mean, that is a talent that you have. I was waiting for you to say like the worst slur possible.
No, not the slurs! I can make it worse. I can make it worse. I can make it worse. Hold on.
It's like, you know, the magical spell, the summon, your band screen, go, HAZAKAZAM!
Oh no, I'm just making it visually look worse for YouTube viewers right now.
Oh, I hate you. There we go.
Perfect. My eye twitched.
But no, hi everybody. Welcome to another exciting episode of Rutguns.
Rutguns. I hope you guys have been having an absolutely lovely weekend, weekday, your single day, a whole month, a whole entire year.
Hope you've been doing absolutely wonderful.
I'd like to remind you all that we really appreciate it when you come over to the live streams and stuff.
Listen to us on podcasts or watch us on YouTube.
All in their narrative to take their extra name.
Thank you guys so much for supporting us there.
But of course, we're here to play some Pathfinder 2nd Edition and continue through the Underwood with our intrepid gooners here.
And I would like to introduce you to the players who make this campaign as entertaining and as awesome as it is always.
Starting off with Minerva.
That's me. Hello, everyone. My name is Minerva, a.k.a. Party Demoness on all socials.
I'm a silly little VTuber and artist, and I am playing Gray Crocus today, the Gnull Ranger.
And then, of course, we have our coolest cult leader, Cabal.
Hello, I'm Cabal, your favorite frightening caffeinated cult leader and hooded heart of host here on the petrified, terrifying purple platform of twitch.tv.
And I am playing the ghostly magus, master of sword and sorcery, Kaleem Shibura.
Of course, we have our resident little guy, Beetle, played by Froggy.
Good time zone! Hello!
I'm Froggy. I'm a professional artist and a live duty breaker and a variety streamer here on Twitch.
But you can find me on all the other social media platforms under the same handle of Froggy Luck.
Today, I will be playing Beatles above the level seven kobold investigator.
Are we still level seven?
Yes.
Level seven kobold investigator.
I like how Chan also said, and a professional problem.
Oh, right. Okay.
Wait, is that for me or is that for Froggy?
That's usually Minerva's shtick.
Yes.
I'm not trying to impede on anybody's brain.
And what do you mean by that?
You could be my problem, Froggy. I love you.
I'm not a problem!
I'm not a problem!
I remember Froggy was problematic.
I'm not problematic!
The thing we got to exterminate the problem, Saltyjob.
That's me.
I am Saltyjob and I play as the exterminator extraordinaire.
Wait, what?
A man who fights barehanded with his bare fists.
Heart.
He's a funny rock guy who is also on fire sometimes.
And he can spawn potatoes.
He's a level seven kineticist.
And he controls earth and wood.
But then the fire nation attacked.
There was a part of me who wanted to lead in going like, control what kind of what?
Which one?
You know which one?
Looks at you with a horse face.
Which one?
What kind of horse?
I turn to you and I turn to you.
I stare right into your soul.
And I say, you know which one?
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
That's so sad.
Of course, there's a lot of questions.
There's a lot of questions of what happened to Greg.
A lot of questions of what's happening to your friends up above from the last time you
left off.
And of course, I'll be able to tell you because I'm your host and game master for the evening.
I'm Zoned the Bear.
You can find me everywhere there.
And of course, if you're new to the streams or you're listening on podcasts or watching
YouTube wondering what are the bars underneath the players and you're new to everything
or you've probably hopped up this episode randomly, those are hero point bars.
Basically, people in Twitch, we still haven't got it figured out for YouTube because YouTube's
API is very weird and all this other stuff.
Basically, people who donate bits and follow the instructions, they can do exclamation
point bits or hero points, you know, exclamation point hero points or hero points.
And pretty much people can do a hashtag and the character's name and their donation
will go into a pool.
It takes 2,500 bits to fill it up, which is like $25.
We do it that way just to make sure people can't just flood them with hero points because
with hero points, they can re-roll the 20s and it helps them avoid inevitable doom.
But of course, the balancing factor is if they roll a natural one, they can't re-roll
it just to make sure all of your support doesn't completely unbalance everything.
But of course, you can also further mess up the players by giving me the game master
directly hero points, which I turn into VIN points and I could re-roll monsters, attack
levels and things like that, that try and kill our heroes.
So, if you want to get a mess of things, you can do that.
Or, you can go to patreon.com forward slash narrative declaration and with our $5 tier,
you can submit a complication.
So, on those natural ones, basically bad things happen to our players.
Isn't that right, everyone?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I love that.
Live it.
Learn.
I look forward to the return of the ghost fly, the most, like, surprisingly lore-relevant
moment ever in this campaign.
I can't, I can't wait for someone to go through every single episode and make a super cut
of every Nat one we've ever gotten ever.
Oh, wait, I think someone already did that.
Somebody actually did that.
Yeah.
Someone already did that.
Two people did that, I believe, actually.
It was after the episode where your hubris was just like, like, we've rolled so many ones
in the past.
There can't be any more left.
There can't be any more left.
And then you rolled three ones in a row.
That's what you get.
Speaking of getting things, I'm going to be gracious today.
Most of us, we had a pause for a little bit.
It's been like a good chunk of time since people remember what's been going on.
Everyone's been very busy, especially since we've been bashing our heads against Kingmaker.
I'm going to give everyone a hero point at the start of the session.
If you're already at max, then you don't get anything.
That's okay.
I'm suspicious.
I'm suspicious.
I'm also suspicious.
And I went to.
Why are you being so nice?
Oh, you know.
Hostile.
Hostile GM.
Hostile GM.
Hostile GM.
Hostile GM.
Game Master's giving us stuff.
Back the fuck off, Zoran.
Put the D20 down.
Put it on the ground.
Speaking of the ground, you fell through it last time.
Like last time we heard about this particular arc in this episode of Raccoons.
You found yourself.
Oh my God.
Why is that music on?
I don't know, but I like it.
Hold up.
I got it.
I got it.
We're going to do this.
There you go.
Oh, I like that one.
We'll do that one later.
Okay.
Happens, you do everything live.
When you press a button, it doesn't do what you want to do.
The last time we left our intrepid band of adventurers, they fell far, far underneath the ground.
After dealing with the blacksmith's house, they come upon various interesting characters.
Some of the shrooms and other delvers that they have now been learning have been scattered around.
They're looking for someone or something sent down deep under the ground by someone named Shadowtail.
This mysterious character has apparently sent these delvers down deep underneath the surface of the city of Outset,
looking for someone or something.
And, of course, our intrepid band of goons have found them and have been helping them out.
After going through various watery caverns and dealing with the fey creatures underneath,
they found themselves in the Underwood, a mystical forest deep underneath the city,
and they have been dealing with all of its trials and tribulations.
After dealing with some rotten leshy folk and beginning to sail down the river,
they find themselves meeting various obstacles at their little boats that they have commandeered near the coast,
to where there's no longer allowing them passage forward.
So, with them trying to find a new way, a new way to try to get out of the Underwood and get back to the surface so they can see all their friends and family,
they hop out of the boats, begin to investigate around the woods,
and now we meet our adventurers walking through the woods trying to find a way out.
Of course, I'd like to ask everyone here as pretty much to paint the scene for you,
because last episode you all pretty much like took the boats and went down the stream.
Just as a reminder, you all were just trying to find any way out of here,
because the exit way that you thought you could really go to that the Delvers established was crushed,
because the big earthquake or kind of like seismic event crushed a whole bunch of entryways and shifted the rock around.
So a lot of things just no longer were available.
So now, last you left off, you decided to sail down like the streams and the river here in the Underwood.
And as pre-established, you've now probably set up your boat somewhere because you saw some obstacles in your way,
either it'd be rocks or anything else.
Will all of you like to do me a perception check to kind of see what is around?
Sure.
I can do a check of the perception.
Can I add my Pursua lead modifier since we're looking for a way out?
Sure thing!
We're following the water to find our way out of this hole, this hell hole.
I rolled a nat 20 for a total of 36.
Nice!
Damn! Nice!
I rolled a 9 for a total of 20.
I rolled a total of 28.
I rolled a total of 16.
I'm occupied.
You see around you that you're still in the same forest that you were before.
But of course, you've been hearing loud thumps in the distance.
Still far away.
So far away.
But you do know or do remember some knowledge that you gained before that there is a hag that lives inside of this forest.
Oh boy!
You have no idea if she is a friend or foe.
But people have recommended that out of all the people who would know a way out of here, it could be her.
And either you're out to go look for her or to try to find your own way out.
Gray, you spell something with your null senses.
Something similar that you spelled before.
You spell something more mushroomy.
And you haven't seen a lot of mushrooms since you left the cave.
Like mushrooms and cut wood and lovely flowers and things like that.
Something more, more present than before.
Something structured.
Yes.
She's going to start leading the group toward that direction.
She's like, hey, there's a, I smell, it smells like campfire almost.
Well, should, should we?
We shouldn't be going towards it, Ed.
And flowers.
Flowers!
Yeah, hang, hang back a little bit.
I'll, I'll scout ahead.
Yeah, cause, hey, there's a hag out here.
Soft reminder as Gray's walking away.
There's a hag out here.
Remi- reminder!
We don't want to run into the hag!
No hags are good!
You don't have to yell, Beetle.
It's made up!
There are no good hags!
They're all evil!
Just ask Hart!
Just ask Hart!
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, some, some of them could be good.
You hear, uh, the knight that you saved before.
Uh-uh, that's hot.
And the boat, and the boats kind of, he's hearing you as you're on the side of the stream there,
going like, we'll secure the boats here.
We're friends and make sure our broken friend here is well taken care of.
Uh, of course, would you like to take, uh, take our companions here in any motions to Shum, Shum and Willow?
Well, if you guys are staying nice and safe here away from a hag, you should probably keep Shum and Willow safe here as well.
Very well, we shall do so.
Yeah, that's what I thought.
And Shum will look at you all and go, Shum!
Shum!
Yeah, you, you stay safe.
Okay?
Shum!
You make sure, you make sure that Gervin and, uh, Nova Death, you make sure that they're, they stay safe.
Everybody stay safe.
Okay?
Shum!
Yeah, Shum!
It's all on you, Shum!
Shum!
If the hag, if the hag appears, it's up to you to make sure they don't turn into soup.
That's right.
Soup, Shum!
Soup!
Shum!
At the point, Shum just pulls out a gun, just-
Shum is packing.
Who gave Shum his licky?
What the hell?
Shumers, dude!
Yeah!
Let's go!
Shum racks it like his little beady eyes furrow.
Yeah!
Shum!
Does the small Shum on top of his head also pull out the gun?
Yeah, tiny one.
A tiny gun?
A tiny gun?
Yeah.
He's about to pop a mushroom cap in somebody.
Yeah!
Dude!
Shut up!
Shut up!
Yeah!
That's what I'm talking about!
It's after one, they end my life.
Um...
Oh, what do I roll?
Roll for gun?
Roll for gun.
To end your life, yeah.
It's a gray.
Okay.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
You begin to scout ahead.
And what you notice, um, like further, like as you kind of go down the stream and stuff,
you notice that there is a bridge that is in front of you.
Mm-mm.
Okay.
Okay.
It's a decently well-maintained bridge.
Nothing that was like left here on eons was there to rot away.
It seems to have been like not of recent construction, but it's definitely an older bridge.
Uh, definitely something that is an active use.
She's gonna run her, uh, her paws along the, uh, the ropes and try and feel along like, just, just how actively this bridge has been used.
Because it looks like it's maybe like, uh, someone uses this at least once a day.
Mm-mm.
At least once or twice a day.
That's what she's sniffing around for.
And she's gonna go across the bridge and see just where it goes.
Mm-mm.
I will switch things around for you all.
As we go to a new scene.
There we are.
That's us.
That's you.
That's you.
That's you right there.
It's us.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Oh, look at the little particles.
Aww.
Hey, Beetle, how much do you want to bet there's a troll under that bridge?
I'll bet you a doubloon.
Damn.
I'll pick you up on it.
I assume the rest of the party catches up with Gray.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
As you guys arrive, you find yourself breaking through a tree line.
You see that there's a bridge that kind of goes more to an elevated position.
You see to the left and right of you a stream that continues on, you know, further down on the east side of this stream.
You know that your boats are far further up ahead, you know, blocked by rocks or the other bits there.
But, of course, that is what you currently see.
I draw my crossbow.
Like, you paw your gag.
Immediately.
Immediately.
This bridge looks like it's gotten some use out of it, but it's, it's really well maintained for it being down here.
Yeah.
No offense to the, you know, the mushroom people that we, you know, we kicked the tar out of, but I don't think they are familiar with this kind of infrastructure.
No, I don't think so.
It's probably the hag.
We should probably turn back.
Beetle.
We don't have a lot of options right now.
I mean, I think beetles, maybe we should hear him out.
Maybe.
Yeah.
I think beetles smart and we should perhaps listen to him.
Yeah.
Hard, hard knees are bent inward.
Uh, and he is like, uh, holding his hands together and his shoulders are like very high up.
So, Beetle's family, uh, live inside of a library and may maintain it as a side hustle.
Has Beetle read any stories about hags that have not eaten children and like stolen your, your second wife and like, uh, taken a bite out of every fish you catch?
Like, has he read any stories about good hags?
Can I do like a-
Let's recall knowledge check.
Roll me an, uh, cultism.
Okay.
Can I add pursue a lead?
Can I add keen recollection?
Yes.
Yippee!
Woo!
Oh, thank God.
Look, that's a total of 22.
We roll over 22.
Uh, Talim was able to get this information last time.
Mm-hmm.
And you kind of come to the same conclusion as Talim that you, you know that there are hags out there.
Like, uh, those are evil.
Some that will affect people in various ways.
There are hags who are more peaceful, um, who just are just simply just want to achieve an objective and leave people in peace.
But of course, if they get in the way, they'll just ruin their lives.
Okay.
There are some that are nice.
Uh, but mostly in any time that you would meet a hang, you would be alarmed and you would be protective.
Okay.
Because more often than not, they'll be more hostile, but they're not necessarily evil, uh, by nature, but the vast majority of them do become cruel.
Okay.
Confirmed.
Rot goon had hags nicer than Pathfinder hags.
I mean, like the, I've looked, the bar was already so low.
You could barely pass a sheet of copy paper under it.
So I mean, you know what this bridge actually reminds me, I did read one book about a guy who lost his hat in the river and a hag was crossing a bridge and she fished it out of the water for him.
So, and she didn't eat him or eat his babies or eat his cows.
So maybe.
But you cursed him, right?
I don't think so.
It just kind of happened as a side character in the book, but it, it was a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, it was a bunch of true stories, allegedly.
So maybe the hag will probably be like hostile and mean as we approach, but she might be okay.
Maybe we'll just like go in with your guard up.
It's not an old lady.
It's a, a, a crazy fake creature.
Yeah.
Listen, if we don't go in swinging, we should be fine.
Okay.
So are we crossing over the bridge?
Like at the moment, are we about to cross over it or have already crossed over it?
I think we're about to.
Yeah.
You're about to.
Oh, you guys have not, uh, gone over again.
So to leave is like, he's facing the group and he's like floating backwards and he has his arms out and he's like, you also have to realize that the underground is vast.
You know, even this forest itself is probably expands on for untold tracks.
Like the chances we're going to run into the hag here, searching for a way out is very, very implausible.
It's highly on doubt.
It's highly unlikely.
It's going to happen anyways.
What are we afraid of?
As like, he's like floating towards, uh, the bridge.
We're the protagonist to leave.
Beetle looks into the camera.
Don't worry about it.
He just looks at Beetle.
She's what?
Don't worry about it.
I knew that Beetle was just called Deadpool the entire time.
He's Canadian.
Makes sense.
He is.
He's Canadian.
Not the fourth wall.
Well, he shoots people.
Taleem pops into the frame, slaps Beetle and is like, stop breaking dimensions.
Well, I think Taleem should go across the bridge first.
He can sense if it's cursed.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Sure.
Fucking ghost powers.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You can't be cursed twice, right?
Let me check with my ghost eyes to see if I can see anything with this.
Oh, those nails are old as shit.
All across like the middle of the bridge.
Do you feel more cursed?
Taleem like stops, turns around slowly and dramatically, stares directly at Beetle.
Just like a little bit more every day.
And he turns around and he keeps floating.
As you turn around, roll me a perception check.
Oh shit.
A troll grapples you from the knee.
We're going to put Tempkins huge.
I rolled a total of a 27.
Yes.
Suck it troll.
You know the splashing underneath.
Oh, there's a troll under the bridge.
I didn't mean it.
I didn't mean it to you.
What a joke.
It was a joke, sorry.
It was a joke.
It was a funny.
It was a really good joke.
In fact, I stole it.
No, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Salty, did you just get me, did you just get me troll hunted?
I think you're dead.
Oh, no shit.
I'm a ghost.
I didn't mean to.
I didn't mean to.
No.
Guess what?
When I'm, when I'm, when I'm quadruple dead, I'm haunting you first.
I'm sorry.
I was treedish.
As soon as I see a bridge, I go, haha, troll.
It won't be the type of ghost that nobody else can see.
And I'll sit over your shoulder.
I'm like, you shouldn't eat that bread.
It's probably going moldy.
No, no.
That bread's going to make you fat.
No.
You're already over your carb intake.
No, stop counting.
No.
Better not eat that cheese.
No, stop.
The thing that you notice to lean as the water is rushing underneath the bridge.
You notice that there are a pair of eyes just under the surface of the water looking up at you.
And what you see is a small creature, a small leaf-like creature.
As I try to grab its art for you.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
As monkey noises from.
As monkey arrives in campaign.
The little icon of the monkey.
Suddenly monkey.
And I, I, I'm.
There it is.
So cute.
As a little creature.
The little creature is looking up at you.
The creature does not know that you have noticed it yet.
It's thinking that it's completely stealth.
But you see, it's looking up at you.
Yeah.
It's so cute.
It's so cute.
Is it, um.
Is it acting like it's hostile?
Like it's trying to lay in ambush?
Like as Talim like floats along, like side eyes it like inconspicuously.
You can tell it's with your role of a 27.
You can tell that it is curious about you as if it is keeping watch.
You know, you feel that is more scared of you than you are of it.
Okay.
Uh.
All right.
Can I.
Can I.
Can I.
Well, a.
I don't, I don't know.
Like, I don't have like nature.
Like, can I roll like an occultism check?
A knowledge occult to see if I know what it is.
Uh.
I don't recognize it.
Nature would give you a lot more information if you do have it.
But if you do not.
Um.
Arcane and occultism could give you something, but not as much as you're hoping.
Hmm.
It's clearly a cutie pie.
I have no.
I have neither one of those.
I'm going to roll the cultism because this is a more whimsical creature.
Yeah.
You are afraid to call upon your allies who might have the skills to help you out.
All right.
So he was also trying to like not alert it at the moment.
So.
I got a total of a 26.
I saw that one and I clenched.
Yeah.
No.
I, yeah.
Yeah.
I saw it too.
I was like.
Let's roll over 26.
You see that this is a seaweed leshy.
This one apparently is taking up residence inside of the stream here going up and down.
And another thing you'll notice now, if you're going to look down, you see this thing has a fish in its mouth.
Yeah.
No.
Yeah.
It's your little fishy.
Would I know if they speak fey?
Yes.
You'll know.
Like for that question, you'll know they'll know common, fey and kind of various other languages and stuff.
Okay.
Um.
Slim like stops as he's crossing the bridge and he like looks like he's looking around and then he like will casually look over and wave at it.
And briefly and just like he's continuing along.
He's not trying to present himself as like hostile.
Like he's just like, oh, I've noticed you, but like, oh, you're fine.
It's your fish.
As you wave at it, you'll see it'll pop its head up above the water.
Um, and you'll hear, you'll hear the voice down below going like, you're not, you're not here with, with her.
Are you?
We will stop and he like leans over the edge, uh, and like just folds his arms like on the railing.
He's like, he's like her.
I'm afraid I don't know who you're speaking of.
Would we, uh, we, we'd be seeing this at this rate, right?
It's like, um, you can see that Talim's interacting with something.
Um, so if you want to come up, I think you, you should be fine.
Oh, mermaid.
You see, it's, it's sheepishly kind of like ducks under the water and again, and pops back up, pops back up in a location slightly more away.
But, um.
Dude, beetle, mermaids don't exist.
Look, that's a mermaid.
Dude, that's not a mermaid.
It's so cute.
Hello.
Hello.
It's like.
Hi, mermaid.
Hi.
You see, this thing is now over simulated.
Oh, no.
Puts this little web things up to its head and goes like, eh.
But she, she looked at Talim to answer Talim's question.
Um, say like, you're, you're not with, with the witch.
And Talim like narrows his eyes and is like, no.
No, do you mean the one that travels in a wagon?
If you see the, she will fervently nod.
Yes.
Like.
No, we, does she frequent these parts?
It's like, she's, she's the witch of the Underwood.
And we try our very best to try to stay hidden from her.
So, usually we, you know, collapse this bridge and let the fishes eat their bodies to make sure they don't get inside the village.
Uh, what?
But you don't seem to be with the witch.
We're hoping our best to avoid any, you know, confrontations with, uh, witches or more hostile individuals.
We're actually looking for a way out.
Yeah, we're from above ground.
Of the Underwood and a return to the surface.
If you would happen to know anyone that could assist us.
Oh, well.
Well, maybe, maybe Mossbird can help you.
Which Mossbird?
Mossbird?
Oh, he helps lead the village up ahead.
Just.
Huh?
Just tell it.
Just tell him Leslie sent you.
And it's okay.
Oh, okay.
Thanks, Leslie.
And she'll, uh, she'll swim closer up to the bridge and she'll put a little, a little snail shell just like right on top of it.
And they're like, just, just give him this or else he might eat you.
Oh, okay.
Thank you.
Understandable.
Thank you very much, Leslie.
Like she nods.
I'd like to not be eaten.
She nods.
And, uh, we'll go back under the surface.
You'll see her kind of like swim away.
And she like descends down into it.
Wow.
What a nice young lady.
She's so cute.
What a nice salad.
What a nice salad.
How fast do you think she swims?
Really fast.
Mermaids are fast.
Mermaids don't exist.
I don't think that was a mermaid.
That was a mermaid.
That's a mermaid.
Taleem like has his arms folded and he's got a hand in front of his veil.
Like he wants to say something to the beetle.
And then he's just like, you know what?
No, just let it go.
Mermaids.
Very interesting.
Yeah.
Gray will just like go up to, to go up here to like continue going across the bridge.
And she'll just like reach over to like, like semi pat Taleem.
Cause she knows her, her hands are going to go through.
She just like does the motion.
Just like they're there, buddy.
It's okay.
They're there.
You can tell a mermaid's a mermaid by the way that it is.
It's okay.
Heart has a discussion.
I roll my acrobatics check to pick up the snail shell token.
I pick up the snail shell token and carry it along with us.
Do you?
Yes.
Do you?
Yeah.
Cause I need to get a, uh, what is it?
Uh, I think is it 15 or 20 on acrobatics too.
Oh, you do.
Good job.
Yay.
I'm learning to be corporeal.
Wait, do you need to be the DC 15?
I think it's the DC 15.
Or is it the DC 15?
You have plus 14.
You automatically do it now.
Oh, wait.
Unless you're rolling.
You're evolving.
I'm evolving.
I'm going to turn into, uh, uh, uh, Megalene.
That's my next evolution.
You're going so strong.
So Taleem.
Somebody exposed me to a ghost stone.
Yeah.
As you lean down to grab the shell and you stand up, uh, and you look further past the
bridge to the north, you do see the village.
Do you see the village up ahead as there's a sill and walls in the way, apparently?
What a village.
There's like two buildings.
Oh, wow.
My immersion.
Use your brain.
Play pretend.
That's like, I like to imagine like someone like physically comes in and like, um, physically
comes in, like, like physically makes like a 3d printed area and stuff.
And everything.
Oh, here's the village.
And they only can afford to put like a couple huts on the map.
And someone goes, it's not a real village.
It's not a real village.
It's not a real village.
It's a real village.
With a banner and a church and all this other stuff.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And the game master looks over there to that person and be like, go fuck yourself.
How's that sound?
Where's the church?
Soren.
Soren.
Where's, where's all of the animal tokens, dude?
Where are the animal tokens?
Where's the guy with the cabbage cart?
Where's the marketplace?
Where's the established government?
Yeah.
Sorry.
Oh, I only count 20 chicken tokens.
That's kind of underpopulated.
Yeah.
The fucking peasants are going to survive.
The village will not be able to sustain themselves.
Only 20 chickens.
About the economy of the shit.
And I would just look at you and be like, go fuck yourself.
How's that sound?
How about you go read a Game of Thrones book?
You'll never be done.
Take that asshole.
Oh my God.
Jeez.
But of course, as you begin to enter inside of the village, you notice that there are several
of citizens that are inside.
Yay!
And you see some of them are new of your coming as they seem to have been warned about you
before, but you see various leshes inside.
Some of them come out.
You see two sunflower leshes who look like humanoid little sunflowers just kind of like wiggle at
you or so in curiosity.
There's like two of the heads just kind of like circle like owls looking at you.
You see another one that looks like a fly trap leshy.
Um, now coming behind a tree, kind of being curious of you all.
Another one that is very spiky with a ton, very spiky looking like a cactus leshy.
Um, kind of like just grumpily looks at you all.
And you see one that looks like a little bit like a jack-o-lantern one, but he's a gourd
leshy.
Farther, farther into the back.
We must protect the boy.
Oh my God.
He's so cute.
Please tell me the jack-o-lantern leshy is the tallest and spindly.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
He's the king of the pumpkin patch.
He's the king.
He's the king.
He's the king.
The king of the pumpkin patch.
I can't believe I get to play through Lalo.
She's backstory.
Something tells me we should have brought shoom.
Uh, yeah, that might've been a good idea.
Fucked up now.
But don't worry.
I can speak, uh, different languages.
Thanks to, uh, the guy in my head.
Oh yeah.
That guy.
Yeah.
So I could probably speak sunflower.
Just don't piss them off.
Before we even have a chance to go say hello to Mossberg.
Well, why don't you go say hello first?
Then if you're so worried about it, I think cause I don't have the shell.
And also I don't speak Faye.
I think Talim should do it.
But he's like standing back there.
He's got like the shell token and looks at heart as heart suggests.
It's like Talim should go do it.
And he's like, really?
Do you want the spooky ghost to go do it?
It's like the look that he gives.
That he gives.
That he gives heart.
It's like, you want the undead, unnatural like entity that's tied to the mortal plane.
Through unresolved greed.
To be the diplomat.
Okay.
Hey.
Heart looks back at you with the wisdom of a coconut.
The wisdom of a coconut?
And he replies with, yeah.
Talim just like pinches the bridge of his visors.
He's like.
Yeah.
Go get up champs.
Since I'm going to offend people.
I never said that.
Since I'm going to offend people.
I never said that.
And he'll be like, it wouldn't be the first time.
I've never offended anyone.
Side eye, side eye, side eye.
That's not true.
What?
Name one person.
Croc.
That doesn't count.
I said a person.
Ah.
I did it.
Did you just say something?
Reptile on reptile discrimination.
Losers are people.
Losers are people.
They'll slowly like float forward.
And he'll like wave to everyone.
He's like, hello.
How are you doing?
Wonderful day to you.
And I'm like.
Two sunflower flashies will kind of like hold each other.
As if like slightly scared.
And kind of like do a little dance.
Like you might think like it might look like, oh, they're doing a dance.
But to them, it's like a reactionary thing.
Yeah.
Like making them.
It's like when the cat walks sideways.
It's like when a cat jumps up and starts walking sideways.
Um.
They're welcoming.
They're welcoming us for the dance.
Wow.
Tali like.
Glances over his shoulder and will actually like squat down.
Like do like, you know, like, oh, this is this isn't how you should talk to short people, but he'll actually like like do that.
We'll put like his hands on his knees and he'll like show the token to him.
It's like, would you tell me where is Mossberg?
They kind of look at each other and then they look back at you and you see two leafy hands will kind of point over to the building to the north.
Oh, they're creepy twins.
I see.
And you will see in on as if on cue, you will see the faint boss bird come out.
Yeah, big boy.
Yeah.
With a couple of guards with a couple with a couple of leaf leshies flanking him to the sides.
Hi.
You'll see you'll see this guy or see this leshy as like a whole beard of moss basically coming from his.
Oh, is his name Mossbeard and not Mossberg?
You'll see.
I'm waiting for the seed pod shotgun.
The people.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Racks of pinecone.
It's okay.
I've used seed pod.
He'll probably miss.
So as you, as you approach several of the other leshies will kind of like look, look at each other, just not knowing exactly who you are while you're here.
They're very apprehensive, but if you've been allowed to be let through, you know, they're, they're not initially, you know, going to defend their village.
They're just curious as to why you're here.
But of course it's kind of more like leaned over kind of like the old man plant of the village.
Well, the big mossy beer with flowers and various things adorning on it is like the character art is kind of like, like a monster.
Like he's holding like a sling with a spike thing.
Like for him, he's old.
He's holding a king.
He's like the village elder in comparison things.
And he comes over and he's like,
He's boom power.
What you all doing here in my village?
To leave.
To leave will bow.
And he'll be like respected elder.
I ain't at all.
He will present the token.
It was like, we are travelers and we are actually seeking a way to the surface.
Um, and we, uh, hope to impose on you, but for a moment to see if you know a way in which we can return to said surface.
At the showing of the shell, the two sunflower leshies will look at it and they'll look at each other and coo in a way like,
And then like, and you see in less of a more apprehensive shake, it's more of a happy shake.
I love them.
I love leshies.
And you see, they back off a little bit from you.
And you're like,
Oh, I'm seeing, and I'm seeing, and I'm seeing, and you're like, you're all doomed down there.
You're like, you're gonna guide me in five.
Uh, yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
He's spitting facts.
Grace slowly looks at Beetle like, hoping for a translation.
The elder was saying that, uh, Leslie has let us through.
Uh, it did not collapse the bridge on us.
Yeah.
But if, as I said, we could beg to impose on you for a moment, uh, to drink of your wisdom
on how we could no longer invade your space.
Yeah.
You want to know how to get out of here?
We would prefer to.
Yes.
Not a lot of people get out of here if we don't get out of here.
What?
You don't choose to live here?
That's right.
We like it here.
That little ream.
Way better than up there.
They try to turn us in the salads up there.
Uh, yeah.
We don't like that.
So, instead of turning us in the salads, don't eat us.
We eat them.
Yeah.
Oh.
Oh, do you want some cheese?
I swear to God, if you spontaneously develop the ability to manifest cheese at will, I'm
going to scream.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
For all you could, you'd be like, I'm a kineticist.
I manifest a cheese platter.
That's right, baby.
Here we go.
You can't do that to me, Sophie.
I'm way too light.
I get excited.
You're like a mage.
You're like a mage in WoW.
Just like, here you go.
Here's a meal.
You're going to spawn entire wheels of cheese from Skyrim.
I can't believe Heart is the Dragonborg.
Oh my God.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Yeah.
I love the cheese plane.
We know a couple of waves get back up to the surface though.
You do?
Yeah.
We know a couple of waves but, lots of dumb funniest who decided to go here and rock the
rock.
So now we don't know no way no word.
We could show you a couple of waves though.
Somebody did what to a rock?
Will tell ya that we cache?
Oh no.
What are you saying?
and apparently there was a
more concise way
to the surface, but a
it has been collapsed by
I do believe rocks, and
there are alternative ways, but probably
less traversable.
Well, that's fine. You're a ghost
and we're, I guess, we can traverse.
I
don't have a lot of options.
He looks down at Beetle and tilts his head.
It's like, it's okay, you're a ghost.
It's like, oh, yeah.
Alright.
First the crocodile people, now the undead.
Alright.
I'm willing
to listen to
whatever options we have.
We don't have a lot of them to begin with.
We gotta get out of here.
You know,
you see
you see Mossbird
will come up
to you all. Some of the
leshy guards also approach.
and as he kind of
he begins to walk around
and scrutinize your ball.
You know, just kind of walk around
going
I'm just making
he seems to be scoping you all out
and he'll come over
to you, heart
and go like
watch these.
He wants to know
what cheese is.
Heart kneels down
and I want to offer him
all of my
rations.
All of them?
Because I can now
I can just make food now,
Soren.
Oh, shit.
He takes all your rations
and he just looks at them
all like just wrapped up in cloth
or whatever it is.
Yeah, yeah.
There's like dried meat.
There's some sausages in there.
Like maybe one taco,
you know, for more protein.
And of course,
of course.
Some whey powder?
Cheese.
Whey powder!
Cheese!
See, Mossbird
will look over
to the flytrap leshy
and call him
and it'll come over
like eat dish.
Just hands it over
and then
you see the flytrap leshy
will just take one of his
flytrap hands
and just
over the ration rag
like
we'll wait here
in a couple weeks
see if it pours us.
Don't worry about it.
So here's the fun bit, right?
So living guys,
some of the living guys,
for some reason
not all of them
can like
make milk.
I don't know what that is
other than that
people drink it
and then when you
let that sit for a bit
if you let it sit
with the right things in it
it turns into this.
It's called cheese.
What are you?
He looks straight to gray
just no longer
interested in cheese.
I'm not talking
about cheese
to the flytrap one.
The poor flytrap one
has been just kidnapped
by casual conversation.
I'm a gnoll.
Hello,
my name is gray.
He kind of looks you
up and down.
He's like,
you're not one
of the wolves you want.
She slowly looks
to Beatles.
She doesn't know
what was just
Did not catch that one.
You look like
one of those
wolves that walk.
Oh.
The what?
The wolves that walk.
I've never met
a wolf that walks.
I don't want to meet
a wolf that walks.
You know,
like a mad wolf.
Perhaps the elder
is referencing
a lycanthrope?
Possibly,
but I've never
quite met.
Go on them big dolls.
Go on them big dolls
about no way high.
And he brings up
his staff
and he raises it up
and he's about
about five something
feet,
like five and a half
feet tall.
You know,
like he's not
like a small leshy.
He's like very much
big as the rest of them.
Huge.
And raises his staff
up to kind of
indicate the height
and he emphasizes
a huge wolf
like creature.
He's like,
yeah,
you got a big boy.
You got a big,
big old dog
and got him.
Big son of a bitch.
Oh,
those around
they they're around
here.
Yeah,
they're hunting packs.
Oh no.
That's going to be
a problem for later.
Oh,
I'm very jerky shaped.
You are,
buddy.
I know,
especially if I go
straight,
like if I take my
tail and I unbend it
and I just go straight,
I just look like a
log of jerky.
Yeah,
yeah,
let's show him.
Heart holds out
his hand.
Yeah,
Beetle gets in
Heart's hands.
Heart will hold
his hand straight out
and wait for Beetle
to just straighten.
Beetle just
snaps straight.
He's just a
perfect line.
Heart puts his
finger on
Beetle's snoot
and just flicks
it once and
he goes boing.
Boing.
I can't believe
that Beetle
can transfigure
himself into a
freaking harpoon.
It's not about
your size.
It's about how
you use yourself.
It's how rigid
you can get.
It's about how
rigid you can get.
Holy shit.
Please.
It's a problem.
It's lasted for
more than four
hours.
You should
probably see a
doctor.
Something
something
prom night.
See,
you see,
Mossberg will
begin to poke
at you,
Beetle.
like with his
staff.
We're going
to
some kind
of dragon.
Why you got
weird dong?
It's not
weird.
You a
dong?
I am a
kobold,
but I was
attacked as a
child and now I
look like this.
he looks at
Talim and
Hart and
going like,
why you got
weird dong?
I'm a
person.
Talim will
like look at
the elder and
be like,
I ask myself
that every
day and I
find the
answer.
Mossberg looks
at you as
did you say,
I'm a person.
You don't
look like you
got rights.
Oh,
my God.
Mossberg is
a boomer.
How do you
know about
rights?
No,
Mossberg.
Now,
what do you
know?
Pokes a
beetle again.
I'm a
kobold.
He
strokes his
bossy beard
in contemplation
trying to figure
out what that
is.
I'm a
kobold,
but the
taffy puller
got me.
Hmm.
All right.
I'm
driving you
a part of
the witch's
minions.
No,
we're trying to
avoid the
witch,
actually.
All right.
Make sure you
don't eat
them,
y'all.
And he
will,
he'll kind
of wave
around and
you will
all notice
that there
have been
vines growing
underneath all
of your
feet.
Just
slowly,
but surely
encroaching.
Guys.
Oh,
that's cool.
You see
it'll all
rescind
and some
of the
sunflower
leshes
will hold
each other
again and
go and
they'll
shake.
That's not
cool.
Yeah,
it is.
No,
it's not.
Yeah,
dude,
I can do
something like
that.
We were
almost jerky.
I can't do it
that big,
dude.
You were
almost jerky.
Think about
a beetle.
What?
I could
probably learn
to do that.
Oh,
my God.
When even
beetle is just
like,
no.
So what
are our
options?
How do
we get
out of
here?
Yeah,
what's
the way
that is
difficult
to
crush?
He kind
of strokes
his beard
a little
bit.
We're like,
well,
I mean,
I'm going to
help you out.
You got help
out now.
Huh?
We help
people constantly.
For you,
for me to
help you out,
you got to
help us out.
Oh,
I understood
that.
Yeah.
Yeah,
we help
people all
the time.
Yeah,
I guess.
We do
help people.
You see,
the problem
we're having
is that
witches,
witches got
bitches,
and them
bitches keep
attacking us.
There's a
coven?
Now,
we don't like
it when
witch
send things
after us,
because he
tries to get
us and
take off
folk.
They start
turning them
into liquid.
liquid.
Turning them
into liquid?
They're extracting
their fluids.
Is she juicing
you?
She's juicing
them.
Like a
mosquito?
I can't
believe the
hag is on
a juice
cleanse.
Hey,
hey,
hey.
This is
going to
help me
maintain my
goodness
figure.
Good
for
juicing
West
sheep.
sheep.
No.
She bathed
in the
blood.
He gave
her turn
in the
drink that
she drinks
and we
don't like
that.
Oh,
I don't
like that.
I wouldn't
like that
either.
devil
lost their
brother
a couple
weeks ago
and he
points to
the
fly
trap
leshy
to your
right
there.
Oh,
my condolences.
Sorry.
And one
back there
that lost
his singing
band and he
kind of
points back
to the
gourd
leshy who
is the
pumpkin
head.
his singing
band.
Yeah.
Oh,
my God.
They have
an entire
culture down
here.
They're
people.
They're
people.
So,
and them
over there,
their wedding
got interrupted.
All
their family
got eaten
alive.
Pretty much
taken all
plucked up
and turned
into water.
That's
terrible.
The two
sunflower
leshies
will droop.
No,
I would
die for
them.
We got
an old
lady to
kick.
Well,
I mean,
depending on
how this
goes,
you might
have your
chance.
Yay!
Her
into
juice.
So,
my spirit
question.
Since you
seemingly
eat
people and
stuff like
that,
and you
can do
the same
cool vine
stuff that
I can
do,
why don't
you just
do that
to
the
witches
people.
There's
too many
of them.
You'll see
one of them
witches
though.
There's a lot
of you
folk,
he kind
of points
this cane
at all
of you.
A lot
of you
folk
go come
down here.
A lot
of you
decide to
come
warm with
the earth.
Now,
problem is
your body
get left
behind,
and the
witches
take your
body and
make a
move again.
Oh,
no.
bodies,
and they
come over
here and
they try
to take
us.
And I
ain't letting
them take
no more.
See.
Oh,
no.
Oh,
boy.
Talim like
just steeples
his fingers
in front of
his veil,
and like
narrows his
eyes,
he's like,
I see.
That's a
problem we
haven't
over here
at the
establishment.
They keep
taking us,
and we
don't want
them to take
no more.
Them witches
keep sitting,
and a whole
bunch of you
messed up,
folk,
and I
gotta make
sure you
not wanted
a minion.
He starts
poking at
you and
stuff,
but of
course,
for you
Talim just
goes through.
Like,
you,
your bitch
don't fall
off like
they do.
Are you
having a
problem with
zombies on
your lawn?
What are
zombies?
The
rotting
remains of
the dead
that have
been
necromantically
animated to
rise again.
That's one
nerd way
to say it,
but yeah,
I guess
that's it.
Huh?
Well,
uh...
I love
that he
just called
Talim a
fucking
nerd.
What if
we...
No appreciation
for an
intellectual.
Understood.
If we
kill the
witch,
then will
all the
undead
go back
to being
dead?
I don't
know.
At him.
He points
at Talim.
Looks at
Talim.
The magic
will eventually
is out if
it is lower
level magic,
but if it is
conducted through
a more like
extensive ritual,
then no,
the undead
would simply be
masterless at
that point.
It is probably
a good idea to
actually call
the horde
and then
see if
that can
be a
solution to
the problem
because fighting
the caster
who is able
to control
a horde
of undead
is, um...
Oh, right,
yeah.
No, yeah.
Problematic.
Yeah, you're
right.
Uh, okay.
Well, so
then we, I
think we've
got a pretty
good plan.
We find
where the
undead
horde is
and we
light them
all on
fire and
then when
they're all
ash, we
go and we
fight the
witch.
Beetle.
Yeah?
I don't
think that
lighting things
on fire in
a forest is
a good idea.
No, but
dead things
burn up
really fast.
Where are
you?
That depends.
Unless they're
a ghost.
You want to
help us out?
Yeah!
Yeah!
Well, at
this point,
we don't have
much of a
choice.
Yep!
I'm good.
I will do
this for you.
You will
help protect
our home.
Uh-huh.
We'll
help you
out by
trying to
get you
back to
the top.
Thank you!
I will
try to
see a
couple
of
little
fellas
until I
go around
and try
to find
a way
back up.
Oh,
that's so
nice of
you.
Thank
you.
We
got to
make a
pact about
it,
though.
If you
break the
pact,
I
eat
your
bones.
Oh,
yeah,
okay.
And
Beetle spits
in his
palm and
holds out.
Wait,
wait,
wait,
before we
make said
pact,
we have
some
companions
that have
been left
behind.
One of
them is
very
injured.
Would
they be
able to
take refuge
here with
you while
we help
solve your
problem?
One of
them is a
very apt
combatant.
He's a
very brave
knight,
and two
of them
are,
you know,
they are
leshes as
well,
so they
should be
able to
get along
well with the
rest of the
villagers.
And you
know,
they ain't
witches.
Exactly.
That's
right.
Hmm.
I'm gonna
make sure
they ain't
no witches
minions
and they
go to
stay.
All
right.
Yeah,
that's
great.
We don't
want we
don't want
the injured
when dying
or he'll
just add
to the
army that
we have
to kill.
Yeah,
just casually
calling an
undead army.
She's got
it like
slump.
She's like,
I'm tired.
what's
the worst
thing that
could happen?
One hour
in the video
to leave
like looks
like he's
about to
fucking
lung shit
hard.
Great
just like
being eaten
by a
horde of
crystal
zombies.
Great
great
raises a
paw and
just paps
it against
hearts
heart
side.
She's
like,
don't
don't
okay.
All right,
you know,
get your
votes.
Now,
now,
normally
sometimes
these
things are
kind of
so
randomly.
So as
long as
you stay
in the
village,
you help
protect it.
You know,
they'll push
out so we
can kind of
break everything
down and
possibly move.
And you
do our
good.
And we
going to
do you
good.
Yeah,
we'll do
each other.
Yeah.
He just
looks at
you.
You feel
like there's
an upward
force from
far above.
It's also
looking through
his eyes
directly at
you.
And you
feel that
stare.
That
brisk.
Do they
like,
do the
zombies
come by
like at a
specific time
or do they
come randomly?
Normally
there's
times it
gets real
foggy.
And whenever
the mushrooms
lie to
the bone
is stealing
that usually
when they
come out,
they really
like to
come around
that point.
Well,
let's set up
a bunch of
traps for
when they
come.
I can go
back and
like tell
everyone and
you three
can like start
setting up the
cool traps.
Yeah.
Actually,
I think
perhaps it
might be more
helpful if you
were to assist
with the setting
enough of the
traps,
heart.
Oh my god,
heart.
You made
really crazy
traps.
Do you remember
that big undead
thing that was
like slashing
around?
Oh,
you mean
these things
heart spawns
a statue
of himself?
Yes!
Make a bunch
of those!
Make a bunch
of those!
Oh yeah,
I can make a
bunch of
these.
And then I
could get in
the back and
I could just
start shooting.
Yeah.
I don't have
a lot of
bullets left
though.
Or arrows.
Hey,
Mosbar,
do you have
arrows?
By arrows,
I mean
bolts.
Oh.
Shit.
Given some
time,
I could
perhaps produce
some bolts.
Really?
Because I
only have
one.
He's
counting and
he loses
count and
then he
goes back
and he
starts over.
So who's
going back
to get
the peeps?
I can do
that.
But Beetle,
you're really
smart.
Oh.
Gray can do
that.
Beetle is
very resourceful.
I would trust
Beetle to go
back and let
them know.
Talib could
do it.
No,
wait,
you're making
me bolts.
You're making
me bolts.
Yeah.
Okay,
I'll go.
Okay,
Gray's going.
Yippee!
So,
to help
with things,
I'll just
say you
guys kind
of organize
each other
to basically
send someone
at least to
go get
everybody else
and bring
them in.
Mossberg will
help out
and be
all right.
All right,
you can put
them in a
big rock
over there.
And he
points to
a rock
all the way
to the
left,
left of
our screen
here.
You can
put them
inside a
rock.
Yeah,
big rock
over there.
Inside the
rock.
Put them
in a
rock.
That
rock?
Inside the
rock over
there.
Inside the
rock.
Put them
in a
rock over
there.
Inside the
rock.
Right there.
Inside the
rock.
Put that
right there.
In the
middle of the
village,
Mossberg,
just like
there's
like,
yeah,
yeah,
that rock
right over
there.
Oh,
you got
to cry
on it.
I have
to cry
on the
rock?
Put some
liquid on
here.
He spits
on it
and
pretty much
a bit
of the
rock
facing
when you
see it's
going to
stone slab.
You'll see
it's just
like a
hollowed
out rock
that's been
when you
look inside
or glance
in that
the walls
have been
carved in
but like
flowers and
vines and
stuff.
they've
got a
nature
bunker.
They've
got a
bunker.
All right,
you're
by your
friends there.
All right.
Did you
make that
or was
this like
here when
you got
here?
I made
that.
Wow,
that's pretty
cool.
And those
flowers came
out of my
seed.
Um,
that's
that's nice
Mossberg.
And with
that,
we'll be
right back
as we
take our
AFK thing
as our
intimate
bands of
goons go
and bring
their NPC
companions back
to try to
bring them
into the
rock and
prepare what
seems to be
zombies coming
upon this
leshy village.
I love
plants versus
zombies.
I love
plants versus
zombies.
If you're on
YouTube,
you'll probably
take a second
or podcast,
but if you're
on Patreon,
we'll do some
Q&A questions
a little bit
and we'll be
right back.
Yay.
Yippee.
All right.
Sorry.
There are
some
fish
on your
gun.
So with
that,
you all
have been
able,
uh,
and welcome
back,
everyone.
You've all
been able to
get all your
adventuring parties
back.
You know,
Shroom is
excited to see
you all like
and raises
his little
little nubs
up.
Oh my God,
he's got
nubs.
I die for
Shroom.
Oh my God,
he's got a
nub.
I die,
you die.
We all die
for Shroom
time.
Yeah,
yeah,
that's the
Shroomers,
Shroomers,
Shroomers,
Shroomers.
You all
bring Garavan
inside and
of course,
uh,
of course,
Namadeth looks
at you all
going,
I will make
sure,
make sure,
go Garavan
here,
we'll take
the camera
and he
pats
his head
or something.
I have
a couple
things
of first
aid.
He just
like takes
out a bandage
and puts it
on him.
He's like,
I'll take good
care of you
and Garavan
looks at you
all and goes,
help me.
My son is
swell.
I love him
so much.
But of
course,
uh,
sorry,
but of course,
uh,
well,
uh,
well,
honestly,
go over and
actually help
doing first
aid.
Yeah.
He's like,
see,
I'm good
at this.
You'll,
you'll,
basically,
they're helping
themselves at
this point,
uh,
giving you all
the free time
to help set
up defenses.
So if you
want to exit
out,
um,
feel free to
move around
the map
and tell
me,
how do
you want
to defend
the village?
Like normally,
uh,
pretty much
Mossbird will
indicate that
to the southern
part of the
village is usually
where they come
in.
They try to
come across
the stream,
which is why
they chose
their location.
The forest
around them
is very
dense.
Um,
and so for
them,
for them to
basically send
all of their
minions over,
it's just more
efficient for
them to send
it across the
bridge or through
the,
or through the
river.
Um,
but there's
various things
you can kind
of ask,
uh,
each of the
characters maybe
for different
things,
or you can,
uh,
invent your own
ways to try to
do it.
Feel free,
uh,
to be inventive.
I know the
battle mat and
stuff like that
can only give
you so much
because there's
a forested
area,
a bunch of
little bits
and bobs
here,
uh,
tons of
flowers,
vegetation,
there's rock
faces near the
rock that you
just left out
of,
you know,
trees you can
mess with,
uh,
buildings,
et cetera.
Uh,
feel free to be
inventive.
If it doesn't
look like it's
on the battle
map,
just bring
something to
my attention
and we can
try to figure
it out that
way.
So,
uh,
no ideas or
dumb ideas
unless you're
beetle.
So on that
note,
does anybody
want to go
first with
their plan?
Yeah.
No,
no.
What do you
got?
What do you
got?
Me?
All right.
Yeah.
You go first.
You go first.
I'm listening.
I'm listening.
Okay.
So Snorin.
Yes.
I wish to
use my
cool
kineticist
abilities
to do
guerrilla
fighting.
I ain't got
no honor.
Yeah.
Who cares?
Yeah.
Make the stick
traps in the
ground.
I'm gonna
commit
atrocities.
Yeah.
They're dead.
They can't
feel anything.
Yeah.
They're dead.
They can't
feel anything.
No.
Um,
heart
will,
uh,
as the
very
unorthodox,
very
non-honorable
individual
he is,
uh,
he is going
to place,
um,
a wall
of,
uh,
spiky bits,
uh,
on this
funny little
path right
here.
And I
will be
as much of
an asshole
as I can
with this.
uh,
so I
want them
in
alternating
paths.
So it's,
uh,
it's
one there,
one there,
one there,
one there,
and it's
staggered on
the bridge.
Yeah.
Uh,
I want to
make that
bridge into
a murder
bridge,
uh,
of,
uh,
a total
of six,
uh,
nodes.
And as
soon as
anything
passes
through,
uh,
or it
starts their
turn,
or just
moves next
to one
of those
squares,
that's 2d6
damage,
baby,
no save.
Uh,
and they
need to
beat the
shit out
of them
to go
through
them.
So 10
out of
10 on
that.
Uh,
and then
the last
bit is
that I
would like
to make
a pitfall
right here.
And the
question might
be,
but you
don't have
a shovel.
How will
you do
that?
And I
will go
kineticism.
I will
move
earth.
So what's
the ability
shovels?
Look at
your hands.
What's the
ability that
you're using
to do
this?
Can you
link it
for me?
Yes,
absolutely.
So my
first ability
that I wish
to use to
make this
bridge into
like a
bridge that
people will
create
dramas over
for the
next 15
years is
the jagged
berms ability
which allows
me to
create six
pads of
earth,
soil,
and wood.
In this
case,
statues of
heart that
has AC
10,
hardness
10,
and 20
HP,
and they
are immune
to critical
hits and
precision damage,
but that
doesn't matter.
What does
matter is
that they
deal 2d6
damage if
something
enters a
square next
to them?
And I
can put
them in
funny
alternating
patterns and
everything,
but I can
only have
up one,
so I
can't just
make a
fucking
barricade
across this
entire line.
So sorry,
I can't do
that,
everyone.
It's okay,
we'll forgive
you.
So that's
my first
one that
I wish
to use,
and then
my second
one that
I wish
to use
is just
kineticism,
which is
base kinesis,
it's this
one,
which allows
me to
move for
two actions,
so less
than six
seconds,
I can move
one bulk
worth of
dirt.
so I
will use
that ability
to move
as much
dirt as
I can
in like
a funny
little
ten foot
square
here.
And that's
what I
will be
doing.
Yeah,
so the
thing I'm
trying to
establish
is that
this thing
has the
impulse
trait,
which means
it makes
it a
concentrate
trait,
because it
gives you
the concentration
trait and all
that.
So that's
the fun
part.
There are
a difference
between all
impulses
needs to be
made with
my aura
active,
that's how
they work,
but if you
create a
object and
it has no
duration placed
on it,
it is a
permanent
construct.
There's a
bunch of
them in
wood,
earth,
and metal
that specifically
make permanent
constructs.
This is one
of them,
combined with
things like
wall of
wood and
similar things.
Otherwise,
they mention
a duration.
Do you
have the
stats for
the thing?
I think it's
jagged beams
I think you're
doing.
Jagged
berms.
Sadly,
the object
itself is
not a
thing from
what I
know.
Perfect.
There we
go.
All right,
now for the
pit you're
trying to
do.
Yeah,
I wish
I wish
to use
the
move
ability
from
base
kinesis
to move
up to
one
bulk
of
dirt
every
six
seconds
to
just
make
a
pitfall
trap.
It was
like you
I will
say you're
going to
get very
exhausted
doing this.
Of course,
very much
so.
So just
as the
game master
for this
one,
I'm just
going to be
okay with
it,
but if you
don't want to
do anything
else,
I'm going to
potentially put
you in a
put a debuff
on you
because you're
like you're
practically just
doing entire
trench warfare
by yourself.
Oh,
yeah.
Earthbending,
all that
shit.
I'm all in
for you
giving me
penalties.
So I think
you put a
pit right
here.
Yeah.
Excellent.
All right,
so you put
some spikes
and stuff.
pretty much
on the
pathway.
I put some
alternating
things.
I want to
put four
here just
for the
time and
so you're
allotted and
everything.
So I'll
put that
there.
So those
are your
defenses.
Now you're
just going to
just make
a pit,
right?
Yeah,
as deep
as I can
make it
and then
put like,
you know,
vines and
leaves on
top of.
All right,
roll me a
nature or
survival check.
I will use
nature since
that is the
ability that
is associated
with my
cool class.
I roll
a 14
for total
25.
All right,
you go
and put it
over the
pit.
Yeah,
baby.
Now,
are there
any stats
for the
pit or
just fall
damage?
No,
it's just
a pit.
It's just
a hole.
How deep
is the
hole?
It's up
to you.
Once again,
I move
one bulk
of dirt.
one inch.
We'll do
10 feet.
Heck
yeah.
All right.
Who else
got an
idea to
protect the
village?
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
I'd like
to use my
predictive
purchase.
I would
like to
say that
Beetle
reaches into
his bag
and he's
got a
handful of
caltrops.
Can I
give him
some caltrops?
Can I spend
three silver
here?
I get some
caltrops.
Get to
purchase.
There's a
thing for
the situation.
The.
I am
as a
two action
to remove
your
backpack.
Will you
come
to your
plan?
Take one
minute to
remove your
backpack and
carefully move
an item.
You haven't
previously
declared that
you purchased.
Yeah,
sure.
Woohoo!
And then
Beetle's
going to
walk over
to the
inventory.
Uh,
uh,
by,
yes.
Do you
want to
mention
to
Shad
what that
does?
Oh,
yeah,
sorry.
Predictive
purchase.
It just
lets me
say,
hey,
I bought
this and
I didn't.
I can
just say,
oh,
yeah,
actually,
in hindsight,
30 on
30,
I actually
bought this.
I actually
bought this
and then
that's the
whole ability.
That's it.
I'm not a big
fan of the
government.
30 on
30.
so he's
going to
pull
caltrops
out of
his backpack
and throw
them in
the hole.
There's
also a
caltrop
snare.
Whoa.
I don't
know if
that qualifies
as an item
I can pull
out.
I'll allow
it.
You will?
I'll allow
it.
That's so
cool of you,
Soren.
One second.
Let me look
up.
Let me look
up caltrop
snare.
Hold on.
I put it
in your
inventory.
Wait,
but is a
caltrop
snare as
good as
caltrops?
Yes.
It's way
better.
It is?
I'm reading
about it.
Snare
consists of
hidden
canister of
caltrops
attached to
a trip
wire.
When the
snare is
triggered,
it flings
the caltrops
into either
the snare
square or
a square
adjacent to
the snare.
Each
shoes.
Okay,
okay,
okay.
So you
can set this
up not even
in the
hole,
but somewhere
around the
hole where
you think
they might
maybe they
might try to
circumvent it
or do
something else.
Yeah,
when they
walk around
the trap.
Okay.
Yeah,
then he will
put the
snare in
front of
the hole.
The hole.
Yeah.
If I do
this,
that won't
do the
thing.
Okay.
The hole.
I'll just
keep the
items in your
thing just so
we just kind
of have it
just so we
know there and
I will basically
make an indication
for you.
This is a
bit of
color.
It would be
funny if we
start like a
pit fire in
the hole and
we just
shove these
into it.
Oh my
God.
He's so
good.
Okay.
What square do
you want to put
it in?
Just hold down
left click on
the square you
want it.
Let's put it
right here.
I put it in
here.
Yeah.
So then if
they try and
go that way,
oops,
you got
caltroped.
Get caltroped,
idiot.
Yeah.
Wait,
with the
time that we
have,
can I
use,
because caltrops
are considered
a mundane
item,
can I
use
improvised tool
to craft
caltrops?
Caltrops are
listed as
something I
can craft.
Okay,
so I'll
spend some
more silver
and I will
craft more
caltrops so
that we can
cover here as
well.
raw materials
available,
you can craft
a basic
caltrop set.
Yeah,
so you
think you
can figure
things out.
In fact,
you can ask
the leshies
for help,
because maybe
they might
have something
that's spiky
that could
be used.
Yeah,
they might
be spiky.
I could
use leshy
part.
Like
chestnuts.
Oh,
cactus boy.
Cactus boy.
I'll go
ask him.
Correctly,
cactus boy.
I'll go
ask him.
Hey,
can I have
some of
your spikes?
Yeah.
He brings
up his
little cactus
arms defensively,
gets him
right in a
boxing position,
going like,
I don't know
why you
just weird
looking fellas
keep coming
around here
in our
village.
Get away
from me.
And he
starts to
try to
punch at
you or
so.
Hey,
hey,
whoa,
we're setting
up defenses
to kill
the undead
that keep
coming over
to your
village.
What do
you eat?
We don't
need your
help.
I was
going to
take some
of my
own anyway.
Oh,
well,
that's
perfect.
Can I
have your
spikes then?
No,
I need
them.
I need
them to
help
protect
the
village.
Yeah,
that's
what they
would be
going
towards.
I'm
making
a
trap.
Yeah,
but they're
also
help
there
to
protect
me.
What?
Yeah,
they're
my
spikes.
You
can't
just
come up
and ask
a
cactus
leshy
to give
his
spikes
away.
I'll
give
you
some
of
my
spikes
if
you
give
me
some
of
your
spikes.
If
you
already
have
spikes,
why
do
you
need
my
spikes?
Because
your
spikes
are
different
from
my
spikes.
Well,
just use
your
spikes
since
people
think
you're
a
brat.
You
want
trade?
You
want
trade?
You
unique
spikes
that
no
one
else
down
here
has.
Fancy
unique
surface
world
spikes.
if
you're
lying.
Diplomacy
Zoran,
while
they're
arguing
about
spikes,
can
I
just
have
Talim
sitting
in a
corner
sharpening
sticks
with a
dagger?
It's a
total
25.
Yes.
And
the
is like,
hmm.
He
takes out
the set
of gambling
teeth and
he rattles
them around.
Pretty
cool,
huh?
Yeah,
I've never
seen those
before.
Yeah,
you'd be
the only
one here
with them.
Yeah,
there was
one guy
that kind
of looked
like that
guy,
but like
less
glowy
and floaty.
You know,
I punched
him so
hard that
some of
those little
bits came
out.
They were
like a
nice snack.
Really?
They're good?
They're tasty?
Oh,
they're delicious.
They even
have like a
little chewy
center.
Oh,
maybe I
shouldn't
give them
away then.
No,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
I can give
up some
spikes,
okay?
Let's
think about
it.
Hmm,
I don't
know.
What do
you mean
you don't
know?
You don't
want no
spikes?
I guess
they're too
good for
you.
I like
a chewy
center.
Oh,
chewy.
Oh,
I'll give
you all
these spikes
and you
just ripping
out of his
arm a little
bit and
just hands
you some
of his
spikes.
Oh,
okay.
Yeah,
that sounds
good.
And he
trades over
his gambling
teeth.
He just
garbles
them.
He takes
all the
spikes and
he goes
and he's
going to
make some
and try
to bite
into a
jawbreaker.
Oh,
yeah,
it's
that.
Beetle
backs away
real slowly.
It's a cat
eating kibble.
Yeah,
yeah,
enjoy those.
All right,
we're going
to make
more cat
drops.
Cool,
more cat
drops.
Whoa,
watch out
for that
hole.
It's just
a cat
eating
kibble.
Yes,
the cat
who unhinges
his jaw
and he's
like into
the crunch.
Crunch.
All right,
these are
normal
cow
drops.
Yeah,
that's
okay.
So I
will,
I'll
indicate
that is
with a
shitty
sea.
All right,
is that all
you're doing
beetle?
Yeah.
All right,
who else
got an
idea?
Uh,
so earlier
with the
roots,
uh,
where,
was it
the sunflowers?
Uh,
the,
sorry,
the vines,
the vines,
was it the
sunflowers that,
uh,
we're growing
those?
You know,
as all of
them were
doing something.
All of
them.
Okay.
But you
could ask
the sunflowers.
Yeah,
Gray's gonna
walk on up
to the
sunflowers.
Sunflowers.
I love
the sunflowers.
She'll,
uh,
she'll approach,
uh,
the sunflowers
who have been
doing their
funny little
dances and
she'll,
she'll lift
a hand.
They'll look
at you and
go,
she,
she raises
her hands
and goes
back.
Um,
she'll go,
hey,
I can't
believe you
said that.
Shut the
fuck up.
They're shocked.
Shut the
fuck up.
What's this
to cry?
No,
shut up.
Uh,
and she's
going to,
uh,
ask them,
hey,
could it be
possible if
you could
lay down
some vines
so we could
make sure
that we
could ensnare
anyone who
gets across
the bridge
and out of
that hole?
they look
down at
their vines
and you
see that
they like
the leaves
and stuff
can indicate
like it's
like very
dress like
and very
like majestic
in a way.
Uh,
they look
down at
the vines
look at
each other
and they
kind of
put their
leaf hands
up to
each other's
like sunflower
faces and
going like,
like,
oh my,
like you're
going to ask
us to do
that.
Look,
we're trying
to put
down
traps to
make sure
that the
the creatures
can't get
you is to
help defend
your home.
Like,
they look
at each
other nervously
and they
kind of
like intertwine
their little
little leaf
hands and
they kind
of look
back at
you and
they seem
they seem
nervous to
do so.
They're shy.
Oh,
oh dear.
Uh,
is there
anything I can
do to help
convince you
to do this?
They shrug?
Because it's
easy.
Unfortunately,
there's like
what's the
what's the
winning dialogue
of this
option?
Like,
yeah,
yeah.
Just if
you put
down some
vines,
you can
make sure
they can't
get to
you and
your other
friends.
So no
one gets
hurt.
They kind
of look at
each other
and back
to you and
they kind
of do a
little shake,
you know,
still seeming
too nervous
to do so.
It's okay
to be scared.
It's okay
to be
afraid.
But if
you don't
do this,
if you
don't try,
who knows
what's going
to happen?
And we
don't want
that anything
bad to
happen.
Roll me
diplomacy.
Oh God,
I'm not
trained in
this.
Oh,
but don't
you have
improvised?
I do.
Uh,
there's a
16 for a
total of
16.
They kind
of look at
each other
and as
they kind
of hold
their little
leaf hands,
they kind
of look
at you
and indicate
you're like,
where would
you like the
vines?
They're going
to shake
at you.
Wait on
waiting on
you.
Birds tweet
in the woods.
Birds tweet
in the distance.
Nature is
beautiful.
Nature is
beautiful.
Nature is
healing.
So vines
would probably
be from
here and
here.
Like,
describe me
exactly what
you're wanting
to accomplish
and we'll
try to figure
it out.
Uh,
setting down
like a
blanket of
vines.
Yeah,
pretty much
like,
uh,
like a
area of
like,
if you
walk through
here,
we're going
to slow
you down
and stuff.
Yeah,
yeah,
yeah.
It's like,
are you sure
you want it
directly in
the middle?
Uh,
how,
how big
would the
blanket be?
if we
could,
if we
could get
a measure?
We'll
make,
basically
make them
cast
Tinglefoot.
Okay.
And if I
try to look
at Tinglefoot,
I think they
might actually
have it.
Actually,
give them
Tinglefoot.
Um,
so for
weirdly,
can't give
them,
uh,
it's Tinglevine
now.
Ah,
interject
verbally
while you
guys are
setting stuff
up.
What's up?
Should we
maybe try
and put
things along
the,
uh,
riverbed
and he's
going to
point to
where I'm
clicking and
it's flashing?
Just in case
they skip the-
Yeah,
that's what I'm
thinking.
It's either
going to be,
like,
she's,
she's motioning,
like,
past the hole,
uh,
like,
they might just
skip the bridge
entirely and walk
across.
Yeah,
they might skip
the bridge,
so I was thinking
over here,
but also over
here?
And she'll
point towards
the,
uh,
the rip,
the bank.
Yeah.
Clark peeks his head
out of the hole.
Oh,
I wasn't listening.
I'm,
I'm digging a hole.
That's okay,
Hart.
You're doing a great
job.
You're doing great,
yeah,
yeah,
yeah,
thanks,
thanks.
He gives a thumbs up.
Give back it number.
Good job,
buddy.
So,
to understand,
do you want,
uh,
one thing of
tangled stuff here
and you want,
and I want one thing
of tangled stuff here,
right?
Spread out or you want
all in one area?
Uh,
spread out,
spread out.
Okay,
so as the two
kind of come over here,
they kind of look at each
other and you've seen
they're,
they're really apprehensive
of separating
and you see they just
one kind of wiggles
and the other one wiggles
and,
uh,
one of them nods
and the other one nods
and they hug each other,
uh,
as a little thing
as one of them
goes over to the side
and begins to spread
its vines
and it's rooted there.
No!
And the other one
goes to the other side
and does it
and it also spreads
its vines
and becomes rooted there.
I'm now very sad.
Ugh!
And,
uh,
Gray will,
after that,
go over
towards a bush
and make herself
nice and comfy
in the bush
so she can
take care of things
as they go across.
The bush rustles?
Why are you sitting on me,
huh?
Oh,
sorry.
Here,
let me move.
It's okay.
It's okay.
I've never,
I've never,
you know,
no one's ever come over
and said hi before.
Well,
I'm going to be your neighbor
for a little while.
Nice.
So,
yeah,
you sit here often
and any conversations
with you
as we switch
to Taleem.
Taleem,
what ideas
do you have?
Um,
so,
along the banks
and,
uh,
the more,
I'm trying to click
on the freaking stream
to move the map around.
Ah!
Um,
so they,
they come from,
like,
across the bridge
and,
like,
where the,
the bank
and everything
is at,
right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
So,
uh,
are you asking,
like,
where you think
the enemy will come from?
Is that what you're asking?
Yes.
Uh,
you heard from
some of the dialogue
that,
uh,
not only just the bridge
they'll probably come from,
like,
they,
they go over the bridge
and through the river.
Okay.
So,
Taleem will actually,
um,
you know,
as much as I was
me-me-ed about,
like,
with Froggy
and the Cactus Leshy,
um,
arguing about,
uh,
spikes,
Taleem will actually
go and just,
like,
gather branches,
gather pieces of wood
and just make stakes
that can then be
stuck in the ground,
um,
as impediments,
you know,
and,
as,
uh,
something to
keep things from,
you know,
getting to the sunflowers,
make it more difficult
for them to,
you know,
get up over the ledge,
like,
more likely to impale themselves,
uh,
than be able to cross over.
Um,
and,
uh,
not only that,
but will also take some time
to,
uh,
if possible,
use sticks
and stone
and,
you know,
like,
any vines
or anything,
like,
anything around
to,
uh,
craft some bolts
or,
uh,
or beetle
to be able to use
with their,
their crossbow?
Go ahead and roll me
a crafting check
just to make some
rudimentary bolts
for beetle.
Okay.
Jokey.
Oh,
and basically
on your increment,
every single,
um,
every single increment of,
uh,
all right,
I'll get the math here
in a minute.
Yeah,
just go ahead and roll
me a crafting check
and,
uh,
we'll determine from there
how much you're able
to get done.
Um,
well,
what if I
actually,
hmm,
you know what?
Yeah.
I have 23
because I used assurance.
So beetle,
add 10 bolts
to you.
Yippee!
Even kiwi,
yippee.
The birds are like,
huzzah!
The cobalt
has been armed!
And you basically
want to make some
obstacles, right?
Like some walls,
pretty much.
Right.
Uh,
just making like
lines of spikes,
uh,
along the,
the bank edge.
Okay,
so what I want to do
as much as like
the,
uh,
yeah.
hold left click
for me on areas
where you prefer
it to be.
It's,
it's literally
the,
the edge of the bank.
Um,
I can't,
like,
you won't have time
to encompass
the entire bank.
Okay.
Um,
so I'll give you,
I'll give you like,
uh,
certain sections
to do it in.
Okay.
Uh,
I guess.
Like four sections,
four like,
uh,
like 10 feet long
walls there.
Like four of them.
Oh,
four 10 feet long
walls.
Um,
well,
I guess we
will,
uh,
can you see that?
Yes.
Can I do that?
Yeah.
I'll do that.
So like right there,
we'll put one right
there next to it
and,
uh,
put one right there
in front of that
sunflower and then
we'll put like,
uh,
another one
right there.
Okay.
Yeah.
Like right there.
Perfect.
Oh,
that's a 10 foot section.
Okay.
Um,
yeah,
sorry.
All right.
You were correct.
Actually,
let me make them longer
for you.
Didn't measure 10 feet.
You know,
since the sunflowers
have taken root,
we're trying to help
them not get gone.
So,
um,
since the leshies
are obviously
the objective
of the things.
So,
uh,
just for podcast listeners,
just to kind of summarize
everything that went
that happened,
uh,
the entire goon squad
have pretty much
like,
uh,
to describe,
there's a river
in the south side
of the map.
There's a bridge
that goes over it.
It's now been spiked up
with all of heart stuff.
Heart has been digging
a hole.
Uh,
beetle has set up
some caltrops
kind of on the
kind of bottom left,
bottom right of the hole.
That's kind of
just right past
the bridge
and the sunflower
leshies have agreed
to help
thanks to gray,
uh,
convincing them
and they have
rooted themselves
down to kind of
help impede
any of the enemies
that might come
through.
And to lean
has spent
a lot of his time
getting bolts,
helping out beetle,
uh,
by pretty much
like crafting
some bolts
for beetle
and then also
crafting some
spiked walls
and things like
that that help
give the sunflower
leshies just a
little bit more
help.
so with
that
night slowly
but surely
begins to fall.
Oh boy,
we're all gonna die.
I mean,
you're gonna die.
I'm already dead.
Night begins
to fall
and a lot
of the leshies
begin to go
like,
I want everybody
gotta go
hunger down.
They're gonna make
their nothing bad
happen to nobody.
and you see
a lot of the leshies
will rush over
to some of the
buildings that they
have.
You see a lot
more leshies
are inside
early initially
hiding,
but the sunflower
ones,
uh,
you see,
will look at
each other
so often
and do a
little shake,
you know,
uh,
so with this,
you guys,
um,
can go ahead
and rest inside
if you need to
or you can hang
outside.
Yes.
I'm gonna hang
outside.
Yep,
hanging out
outside.
I'm gonna hang
go in a
position
yourselves
where you
wish to
be.
Yeah.
And we'll
go over
on this
side.
Come on
here on
the other
side.
Son of a
bitch.
I was muted.
Oh my
God.
I was
wondering why
it was so
quiet.
Beatles prone
here with his
crossbow out.
He's like on
his belly
with the
crossbow
bolted
there and
he's got
some
leaves
covering
him.
Some
dirt on
his
cheeks.
Yeah.
Forgive me
for pausing
here a
little bit
here.
Some of
the effects
that I
put in
did not
save
unfortunately.
So I
gotta get
that.
So I'm
like quickly
getting
everything
together.
so with
that you
all rest
up get
your things
ready.
So chat
hey
Chad.
Hi.
Give me a
number.
What before
Chad gives a
number can I
pull out my
torch?
I can't see
anything.
Sure thing.
You can light
up lights now
if you want.
Just tell me if
you want to
light somewhere
and let me
know.
Can I put
I guess a
light spell
in the middle
of the bridge?
You sure
can.
I think
light's been
changed up a
little bit.
Yeah.
53 and
before you
know 69.
Nice.
You know
100.
Grandma's eyes
are old.
Hmm.
Grandma can't
see no good.
Can I
cast a light
spell for me
to lean?
I think I
think I
changed.
Let's see.
I didn't
like it
changed to
yeah.
Regardless
I can use
the old
owner garland
still valid.
we want to
put the
light on
yourself
or
or just
like a
random item
somewhere
just in the
middle.
Hold on
wait.
Can I do
like that?
Yeah.
There you go.
Yeah.
Do that and
you can place
them down.
Okay.
There you go.
And you can
move those
around I believe.
Nice.
And we'll
actually
yeah.
See here.
Should be able
to move them.
Yeah.
There you go.
I'm being
helpful.
Yeah.
You're doing
wizard shit.
For those of you
watching on the
video you have a
little spell
effect and
everything.
Yeah.
There you go.
That's so cool.
Nice looking.
That's so
popular.
Pogars.
Piggish.
As they say.
The thing that
begins to happen
as you line up
the lights.
That's for you
Talene.
I assume you're
just prone just
waiting to shoot
things.
Yes.
Heart.
You finished
your hole.
Yeah.
I was like I'll
say you had some
time the rest
and eat some fruit
and be all nice
and ready.
Is there anything
else you're doing?
Yeah.
I get asking
like Talene or
anyone really to
be like hey
could I please
have a light
source next to
me?
That would be
very nice.
Great.
You won your
torch.
So there you
go.
Thank you.
So Gray are you
doing anything
special or just
chilling?
She's she's just
laying low in the
bush waiting.
Hang on.
I have a funny
little feat.
Hang on.
Where is it?
Is it funny?
It's a little
funny feat.
It's called
wolf and sheep's
clothing.
I can impersonate
creatures or
plants.
Creatures with
animal beasts or
plant traits so
long as they are
the same size or
one size larger
than you and you
have body shape
that conforms to
blah blah blah
blah.
Yay.
I can use
impersonate which
I believe gives
me.
Oh where is it?
Where's the funny
thing?
Where's the funny
thing?
Where is it?
It gives me like
a an AC
advantage at
some point in
something.
I remember
reading it now
it's gone and
I'm sad.
It's okay.
I'll from a
quick glance at
it I feel like
I feel just doing
the hide action
will be better
for you.
Okay.
Sounds good.
So with that
as night begins
to fall and the
mushrooms begin
to rain down
various particles
from the sky
a fog begins
to roll in
slowly but surely
kind of encompass
the area.
Oh fuck my
ass.
Oh god the
frame rate.
If it's hitting you
hard you can
you can definitely
get options and
improve the FPS
there.
Yeah.
As you're running
on Firefox it's
going to be a
struggle for you.
so you gotta do
it and curb your
browser because
foundry hates us.
The fog begins
to roll in.
In what you all
see further down
to the south
there seems to be
a cart.
This is a fairly
big cart or a
wagon even.
Ah shit.
And you see
that it's driven
like here just
kind of in the
distance like a
chicken or like
a rooster maybe
even just
just basically
just reverates
throughout the
throughout the
night just echoing
through the woods.
Weird chicken.
And you see
this wagon kind
of further down
like on top of
this top of like
a kind of rock
face heel as
this wagon kind
of brings itself
up this chicken
rests and see
that there's a
figure that kind
of steps out of
the wagon and
looks down at
the village.
You see that the
fog is emanating
from there from
the wagon itself.
What you also
begin to notice
is a lot of
activity in the
woods south of
you.
As multiple
multiple hosts
of undead
delvers
people who
have come in
from outsets
begin marching
forward towards
the village.
Oh bees.
Oh.
Oh.
I would like to
ask everyone
here
to roll me
initiative and
I'm going to get
you initiative
here in a
second.
Please roll
the initiative
team.
Okay.
Spaghetti.
I rolled a
nat 24 for a
total of 21
or 31.
I got a
total of a
17.
I got a
total of 31.
Total of
24.
Let's see
what they get.
They're
zombies.
How fast
could they
be?
How fast
could they
be?
Shut the
fuck up.
Shut up.
Zombies don't
run.
It shoots you
immediately.
See?
Zombie never
been a runner.
Yeah,
exactly.
We're about to
get 30 days
later because of
your ass.
No, no,
no.
You see a
large swarm
of them.
They have
now gathered
up at the
southern part
of the bank
and they all
seem to stop
noticing the
lights floating
up.
They all
seem to
looking at
it.
They haven't
quite noticed
you guys yet.
That means
they are all
off guard
to you all.
If it'll do
my toggle,
I'll just
figure it out
when I get
it.
So,
Beetle,
it is your
turn.
Excuse me.
I've
targeted
my chosen
zombie
horde.
Yeah.
So,
you know,
for reference
to podcast
people,
these are
really big
tokens and
we're trying
to,
and so you
guys know
for if you're
watching this,
this is using
the troop
stuff.
This gets
complicated very
quickly.
I'm probably
going to mess
some things
up.
Just roll
with me here.
Please don't
use this as
an example,
but we're
going to do
our best
because there's
like they
shrink in size
if you kill
more and stuff
like that.
so just
to represent
instead of
a billion
tokens,
it's that.
All right.
So,
so you aim
at the far
right one
kind of near you.
Beetle looks
at the
furthest away,
closes one eye,
and he tries
to envision
if I fire
from here,
you know,
with the trajectory
of the sun
and the moon,
am I going to hit?
Yes.
So,
click,
he fires,
dealing 15
points of
damage to
some poor
little zombie
in that
horde.
He reloads
and he's
going to
shoot again.
You see
several of
your bolts
just
you see
one,
you see
one little
kobold zombie
kind of come
up with
like a
little,
little spear
and goes
and you see
all of them
begin to roar
in unison.
Oh my god.
Hey,
good zombie
sound,
Soren.
Thanks.
He's so
startled by
the zombie
kobold,
he misses
his last
shot.
Ending
his turn.
Now,
heart,
it is your
turn.
You see
a horde
of zombies.
Yeah,
more like
a bunch
of
goopers.
Yeah,
yeah,
yeah,
yeah,
yeah,
yeah,
yeah.
I channel
my elements
as a part
of channeling
my elements.
I get
to use
one kinetic
ability on
my choice.
my choice
of course
being armor
in earth,
which makes
it so that
I'm a cool
boy.
Yeah.
Um,
uh,
as a cool
boy,
I get
cool,
better AC
and I'm not
made out of
trash anymore.
more.
Um,
uh,
and then,
uh,
for two
actions.
Uh,
or no.
Yeah,
no,
no,
yeah,
yeah,
why not?
Um,
I will,
uh,
activate
the ability
known as
rabble of
thorns,
which means
that in
this area
around me,
uh,
will be
scary for
anyone who
enters it
because they
will take a
little bit of
damage and
it will be
harder to
move through
it as a
bunch of
hands made
out of what
seems to be
vines,
but not
really,
uh,
crawls up
through the
ground and
grasps at
anything that
goes through
it.
Um,
so that's
two of my
actions and
then my
last action
is to
aim towards
this
center,
uh,
this center
piece
right across
here and
I wish to
shoot,
uh,
my elemental
blast at
it.
Uh,
my elemental
blast will
use a little
cool thing
called a
weapon infusion
which lets
me,
uh,
activate a
cool thing
here.
Uh,
no,
I,
I,
yeah,
I will,
I will
use that,
so that's
pretty cool.
Uh,
and it
lets me
shoot that
guy,
uh,
for one
action.
Uh,
shoot the
guy.
I will
shoot the
guy.
Shoot him.
I will
shoot him.
Shoot the
zombie.
Shoot the
zombie.
You gotta
get on
on the
fan bone
and shoot
the
zombie.
I will
shoot the
zombie.
Uh,
and he
will follow
Talim's
previous knowledge
that
heart now
has
something
that can
harm
dead
people.
Uh,
when his
white flame
was something
that Talim
said,
don't come
close to me
with that.
Don't,
don't do it.
That's bad.
Yeah,
he's gonna,
he's gonna
do,
do that
because with
weapon
implements,
I get a
reach of
100 feet
on this.
So heart
will literally
point his
finger forward
like beetle
with his
gun and
he will
just
pew
a little
white
blast
towards
these guys,
a little
fire blast.
Yeah,
go ahead
and do
it.
I rolled
an 11
for total
27.
You've
got a
hit.
I
dealed
eight
radiant
damage,
vitality
damage.
You
pretty much
just
scores
through
tons
of them.
Like you
see it's
very easy
to take
large groups
of these
things down
and it's
just large
swaths of
zombies
just die
basically.
Heart
grips his
thumb and
cocks it.
Is it
the end of
your turn?
Yeah.
Now that
group goes
actually no
this other
one goes
they
will be
all begin
to start
shambling
down the
riverside
straight
towards
Talim.
They're
shambling
down by
the river?
Down
by the
river.
that
they
use
the
only
two
actions
that
they
have
because
they
are
zombies.
They're
pretty much
slowed
down and
they come
up to
your thing
Talim.
Unfortunately
they don't
have enough
turns yet to
start bashing
down your
balls but
you see a lot
of them are
just kind of
going under
the water
and then
right up
to the
top.
not even
worrying about
drowning.
Gray it
is your
turn.
All right.
The unfortunate
thing as
well.
Another
group
behind that
one.
Reinforcements.
Oh beans.
Oh no.
Oh crap.
What's up
Gray?
So the
the horde
directly in
front of me
is going to
be my
targeted
prey so
it should
be this
one and
then I'm
going to
cast gravity
weapon.
Yay.
Nice.
Which gives
me a nice
a nice
oofa doofa
gimme.
The final
oofa doofa
for people
who don't
know.
Oofa doofa
is I
build up
gravitational
force and
funnel into
my blows
on your
first weapon
strike each
round you
gain a
status bonus
to damage
equal to
twice the
number of
weapon damage
dice.
Nice.
So I get
to do that.
That's so
cool.
And for my
last thing
Gray is going
to start
scooting out of
the bush.
All right.
You scoot.
Scoot.
Scoop a doop.
You can go into
the sunflower's
radius there
without getting
affected.
Oh I can.
Okay.
They know who
you are and
they do not
affect you.
Okay.
So I'm going
to get closer
then.
And that'll
be it.
All right.
Other
shambler troop
that came in
will do the
same thing.
Try to get on
the other side
here.
They have to
spend all their
actions trying
to get up
there.
This other
shambler troop
like.
They are
doing what
they can to
try to squeeze
through.
They can't go
further yet.
They're waiting
for the other
right for the
queue.
Talim.
You see a
literal horde
in front of
you chat.
Just tell me
how many
zombies you
think are in
there with a
number.
Whatever they're
saying.
It's a lot.
It's a lot.
It's a lot of
zombies in front
of you.
What are you
doing?
So Talim is
standing up on
the ridge and
as the zombies
like trudge
through the
water and
start to come
up the edges
this entire
time he's
been he's
been channeling
in like
arcane energies
and as he
does a ghostly
desert wind
starts to
gather up
around him
as he puts
his hands
out at the
sides and he
has them
formed like
blades and
wind starts to
gather around
them and I
will actually
cast slashing
gust and
because my
hands are
empty I can
actually target
two things
with this as
opposed to
one.
So oh my
god and I
just closed my
window.
Good job me.
all right so I
will cast
slashing gust
targeting
these these
two in front
of the
battlements in
front of me
and I don't
know if I can
target both of
them.
You sure can
just a I
remember how to
do this myself
do shift and
T oh hold
shift and do
T and just
hover hover over
them and do
hold shift
hover over
them press T
and you'll
target both.
Okay.
It's like
perfect.
You know how
you like you
like it's like
multiple things.
Nice.
That's what I was
trying to do.
I was trying to
do a shift
click and yeah
as part of
slashing gust if I
target two things
it does count
towards my
multiple attack
penalty but
only for
attacks after
this so they
are both at
my full attack
bonus.
Yeah let's
see it.
So I have a
plus 13 and
I of course I
roll a one.
No way.
There we go.
It just starts
out.
Hold up.
I want to be
merciful.
Yeah.
I'm going to be
merciful.
Yeah.
We're going to
do a pull.
We're going to
do a pull.
I know we have
the roll for the
natural ones and
stuff like that.
Hold up.
We're going to do
a pull.
You're leaving us
to the wolves.
It's like.
Or the hordes
if you wish to.
Chat.
Shall we allow
Talim to
re-roll that and
skip the
complication?
Yes or no?
Poll is now up
on Twitch chat.
Every time I
try to do
something cool it's
just like ah
here's a one.
It's like.
Let Talim do
something cool.
Let Talim do
something cool.
If someone gives
ten subs do they
get to insta pink?
That's such a low
number though.
Also on YouTube
side if you say
yes or no I'll
count it in I'll
consider it in for
the vote here on
Twitch so you guys
can participate too.
It's hard to do
polls on both sides
but that's what
I'll allow and so
far it's
overwhelmingly yes.
isn't that one
again you're just
fucked dude like
I don't yeah
there's no mercy
there you know
like I was like
you know I want to
do a cool thing
this is really cool
you know like we
got you know like
I haven't been able
to I got the use
to spill like once
but not to its
full potential I'm
like this is it
is that I could
use I could use
the funny hand
wind blades
against it no
from overwhelming
overwhelming vote
so far it's like
80% yes in good
good chunk of
YouTube chats also
yes so chat you
have allowed to lean
to re-roll you
might you have to
use your hero point
but you can re-roll
without suffering the
complication and
that is perfectly
reasonable just don't
roll another one
I rolled a four
he whiffed it
anyway
oh that was by
one
at least it's not
a complication
I'm in physical
pain right now
what is
going on
like I
alright
no it's gonna be
one of those days
it's the universe
did you just say
it's one of those
days
it's the universe
calling for
less undead
undead violence
does it
so I casted
the spell
but it did
miss so I'm
gonna take my
last action
to uh
to
to activate
my arcane
cascade
because I
my last action
was to cast
the spell
that's so cool
think of it this
way it is a
cantrip
yeah
yeah
it is a cantrip
so you got it
you didn't waste
a spell slot
so that's still
something to do
I didn't waste
a spell slot
and then
I didn't
I didn't waste
a spell slot
oh boy
I feel your
pain
every time
I play a
wizard
like fireball
and does
nothing
like no
it just
fizzles out
these shambling
this shambling
group
will move up
up to the
ridge as much
as it can
start clawing
at your
at your
defenses
Talim
oh boy
the next group
here will begin
to go forward
now salty
I need to
relink the thing
for all the
damage and stuff
it's 2d6
specifically
it's 2d6
I need it
relinked
if you please
absolutely
here you go
thank you
very much
shorty
jagged
I want to
pop it out
so you can just
kind of have it
for reference
all the time
so pretty much
it's basically
adjacent or going
over
basically
yeah
so it enters
next to it
and therefore
it triggers
it is not
technically
area damage
since it
since it's
hazardous terrain
and traps
are technically
not area damage
unless they
specify an area
let's see
the mound
lasts for an
amount of duration
I'm using
a pulse again
to dodge
protuber
each round
adjacent square
they can
report
and design
where
for each square
wooden creature
enters
the creature
takes 2-6
piercing damage
yeah
free square
the wooden
creature
enters
okay
yeah
that's it
it's not
proxy
so they
will basically
come up to
it
and they
shall attack
it
fuck yeah
but first
they suffer
2d6
because they're
funny guys
it says
if they enter
it
yeah
they're next
to it
that's not
entering
let's see
da da da
shever and
which they
protrude
each mound
da da da
if they protrude
they protect
any points
of its sides
you choose
which side
for each
mound
okay
there it is
okay
yeah
if of the
side
gotcha
yeah
and you're in
the cell
so they'll
take 2d6
yeah
yeah
oh no
they're all low
only 2 damage
but they come up
to it
and they beat
it to death
ah fuck
no
not my
mound
oh
they begin
to start
hitting it
start smashing
into it
the next round
of troops
you see
several of them
are impaled
on the stakes
yeah
yeah
you deserve it
yeah
it's like
they're impaled
on the stakes
like
more zombies
begin to cross
the river
using all
of their
movement and
ability
beetle
there's
zombies
on the
lawn
what do
you do
no
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
okay
okay
sorry
I was just
making sure
I wasn't
meeting there
okay
uh
well
we're devising
a strategy
let me make
sure I don't
have two
zombies selected
okay
we're devising
a strategy
we're closing
one eye
we're taking
aim
it's gonna
miss
you're trying
to file
hero points
you do
have hero points
you got three
okay
that's true
I'm gonna use
your hero point
fuck it
I have so
many hero points
I'm so rich
right now
so
so
so hear me
out
yeah
you can just
aim at
something else
no
not with
the
cool
oh
with the
I want
I want
to use
devising
stratagem
yeah
are you
using that
by the way
I see
you're using
dexterity
hey
devising
stratagem
is checked
off
alright
so
critical
oh you can do that
instead
yeah
crit
alright
so that's
24 points
of damage
plus 1d6
to bleed
you kill
tons of
them
so basically
you're just
up there
like
I'm thinking
you're like
d-day
just
yeah
yeah
he's screaming
he's yelling
not insinuating
you're on that
side
but still
you get it
you're
fitting
you're fitting
the position
with your
crossbow
yeah
you're just
knocking them
out
I just realized
I didn't reload
at the end of my
turn
so he reloads
then does
the devising
stratagem
and then
reloads again
and that's
the end of my
turn
beetles firing
heart
it's your go
I
heart sees
that there's
a lot of
people here
and he realizes
that he did
a really good
job with
this bridge
so for
one action
I'm gonna
walk down
here
and
and
hey
snoring
I'm snoring
in this
yeah
yeah
yeah
I can
hit both
of them
I wish
to
use
a really
cool
ability
known as
Halo
Splinters
whoa
let's see it
is it
alt
to
spin the
funny
it is
it is alt
to spin the
funny
so I will
use
this
to
heart
just launches
his arms
backwards
and then
he smacks
them together
and the
impact of
his arms
smacking
together
breaks
his arms
and a bunch
of splinters
flies out
and then
he reveals
a pair of new
arms
awesome
every single
dude in
that square
DC
reflex save
awesome
all right
so what
we're going
to do
we're gonna
target both
of these guys
get themselves
a little
reflex save
so one of
the hordes
critically
fails
the other
one fails
heck yeah
dude
roll me
damage
that's right
baby
that's the
damage
it's 11
plus
it's
it's quite
a lot of
bleeding
that's the
big part
about it
and then
my benefits
end
because this
has the
ability of
overflow
which means
that my
my entire
aura
goes away
this one
will take
double damage
that's
total 27
damage
and this
one will
take
normal damage
and they're
bleeding
bleeding
ah
that would
be interesting
if it
happened
though
fuck you
sorry
fuck you
fuck you
now but
the awkward
thing is
that now
the fences
also have
to deal
with stuff
since you
did 11
points of
damage to
them
I'll say
they have
a hardness
of 20
so they
each take
that much
damage
so now
they're both
at
nine
so the
defenses
take a little
bit of a
hit
because you
splintered
into them
that's right
baby
rocket punch
just bam
so with that
is it the end of
your turn
that's down
on my
turn
awesome
the shambling
group to
your side
Talim
uh-huh
begins bashing
at your
defenses
oh boy
don't let
them get
the shove
flowers
they're gonna
use the
two
they're gonna
use the
one action
one
you see
tons of
more clawing
up the
bank
and they
begin to
basically
get it
because the
thing is
have a
reflex save
in the way
the attack
is different
so they're
all like
just crashing
down on it
they attack
again
and destroy
your wall
there Talim
that is now
gone
that was
that thing's
turn
gray it is
your turn
you notice
on the right
side
just ripping
out all
the walls
on the right
flank
there
no no
no no
no no
no no
no
we're so
players
I know
I know
gray is
currently
targeting the
one in
front of
her though
and she's
going to
take her
mom
bailey
and she's
going to
add into
hearts
attacks
following up
with them
she's
going to
shock
her
mom
bailey
at the
the
horde
please
please
please
please
please
please
please
oh
that's a
crit baby
for 33
oh shit
rolling rolling
rolling rolling
rolling
get your crit
damage
yeah
let's go
just
you're doing
so much
damage
just laying
into him
just
just goose
goose
messing him up
because it's
slashing
and you're
going against
a bunch
of zombies
takes a
ton of
damage
like you're
you're
carving
through them
and then
she's going
to um
target the
other group
i'm going to
try and stop
targeting this
group
stop
stop it
okay now
she's going
to target
the one
next to
it
and we're
going to
do a
secondary
attack
that's
some
and i
missed
you got
three hero
points
it's true
i do
i'm gonna
i'm gonna
we're gonna
try we're
gonna try
we're gonna
try
fish
fish
fish
fish
fish
fish
fish
you hit
i hit
the total
of 22
damage
rolling rolling
rolling rolling
max damage
the total
of 17
let's go
you're just
chopping heads
some of them
get up to the
wall and try
to grab up
at you
and you just
just cut
their heads
off
just stabbing
them
kicking them
all this
other stuff
your helm's
deeping it
right now
on the
wall
like you're
doing great
now the
other shambling
troop will see
the wall in
front of the
sunflower on
the right
side
now that
it's its
turn
it'll look
at it
begin to
start crashing
down on
it
it crashes
through it
oh no
it's really
slowed them
down a lot
that's one
thing so
it's a good
thing you
put it there
because or
else they
would have
just instantly
swarmed that
sunflower
and that's all
the actions
they could do
because they're
slowed
oh
oh their
shambly troop
can't move
forward yet
so they're
delayed
thanks to
everyone's
smart ingenuity
on the bridge
Talim
they're laid
bare
okay
they are
ready to
be
get him
so
hey Zoran
I'm Zoran
so as
the
uh
trying to
hurl
uh
blades of
concentrated air
uh
at them
fails
uh
Talim
redirects the
magic back
into himself
taking a
stance
and as
uh
he bends
his knees
he
puts a
leg back
puts a
hand
on the
hilt
of uh
his
ass
coil
and uh
I spend
my first
action
to draw
it
yeah
and I
spend
another
two
actions
he's gonna
do it
what do
you what do
you think
I cast
Zoran
he's gonna
do it
you're the
thing
he's gonna
do it
here's a
thing
storm
storm
storm
as I
cast
weapon
storm
because
yes
place me a cone
and I
cast a
30 foot
cone
uh
in front
of me
I need
that
how do I
change that
how do I
change the
cone
hold shift
and uh
hold up
yeah
click it
and hold
shift
I'll twist
it
something like
that
you get
them both
yeah
and I
uh
get both
as they
uh
both groups
need to
make me
a
uh
or a
dc
reflex
save
as uh
in one fell
swoop
to lean
draws his
ass coil
uh
it unhinges
or it
uh
basically
uh
spreads apart
into its
whip like
form
and he
feels the
air in
front of
him
with just
razor
death
yeah
so good
news
one failed
with an
the second
one critically
failed with
a 10
roll me your
damage
let's see
for a critical
failure
uh
target takes
double damage
and subject
to the
weapon's
critical
specialization
effect
so this
is your
weapon damage
i think
the flurry
of die
deals four
dice of
damage to
creatures in
the area
this damage
has the
same type
as the
weapon
and uses
the same
die
size
determine
the die
size
as if
you are
attacking
with a
weapon
for instance
if you're
willing
two-handed
but
two-handed
weapon
die
so
yeah
this
fary
deals
four
dice
of
damage
to the
creatures
in the
area
this damage
has the
same
type
as the
weapon
so for
your
weapon
to help
you out
you go to
your inventory
here
so you got
your striking
asp coil
and it
should be
it's
uh
it should
be
2d6
and stuff
like that
so this
thing
this
flurry
deals
four dice
of damage
uh
to the
creatures
in the
area
so it
should be
4d6
i believe
if i got
this right
i kind of wish
they'd give you
a template
thing of it
yeah it'd be
nice
so it's
yeah it's
4d6
yeah it's
4d6
four dice
of damage
to the
creatures
in the
area
yeah so
dice
of damage
should be
yeah 4d6
yeah guys
you got your
plus one
to be
that
so it'll
take double
damage
and it's
slashing
so that's
gonna do
a lot
here
let's
do
yeah
okay
so it's
gonna be
a lot
um
so basically
that does
a total
of 20
damage
to the
one
on the
on the
right
does a
whole bunch
of damage
actually it'll
take a lot
more than
that
it'll take
a shit ton
of damage
oh my god
and this
one
this one
will take
double
no that
should be
good lord
that should
be more
than that
hold up
something's
wrong there
I'll
do double
and then
five
I don't
know what
the critical
specialization
for a
ass coil
is
it's a
sword
so
it should
be double
damage
so that's
yeah
damage
yeah
just
pretty
much
you just
you just
crush
through
them
I'm
fixing all
the damage
and stuff
on them
don't worry
chat
I did
all the
behind the
scenes
so basically
you murder
like you're
a blender
you just
just
messing
them up
and as
for an
ass
coil
it's
particular
thing
let's see
ass
coil
base
equipment
uh
it's
critical
specialization
would be
da da da
uh
they're
flat-footed
until the
start of the
next turn
yes
it would be
flat-footed
for you
so you
are good
so just
just the
the sheer
cloud of
razor death
just rocks
the horde
back
yeah tons
of more
start coming
up the
sunflowers
like just
just doing
its best
to kind
of stop
them and
uh you
just you
cut them
down
you absolutely
mess them
up like
you're you're
holding the
horde back
just by
yourself at
this point
and I think
that's the
end of your
turn I
believe
that is
the end
of my
turn
whole
shambler
group on
the left
side
begins to
start bashing
the defenses
uh-oh
they attack
it
destroying
it
shit
with 10
points of
damage
they look
at that
sunflower
and that
gnoll
hungry
as they
begin to
move forward
as they
begin to
climb up
the face
there
the
sunflower
leshy
will look
at them
and
casts
tangle
vine
oh no
it tries
the vine
trying to
get
couple
zombies
is
unsuccessful
oh
next
troop
comes
up
it's
the
one
on
the
bridge
oh
but that's
fine
that's
fine
yeah
they're
gonna
experience
hell
it's
fine
they spend
two of their
actions
a shambling
onslaught
destroying
one of the
obstacles
and begin
to move
up
taking
even
more
damage
2d6
piercing
they
feel
the
ouchies
that's
two
fives
that's
right
baby
free
damage
no
save
yeah
yeah
boy
yeah
the
next
troop
that
shit
is
coming
up
right
in
front
of
your
defenses
there
gray
and
heart
uh-oh
yes
what
they
spend
one
action
break
down
the
fences
that
Talim
have
set
up
they
break
luckily
they were
there
because
their
next
action
they
move
up
beginning
to go
right
in
front
of
everybody
the
leshy
looks
at
them
all
begins
to do
a little
shake
with
its
vines
it
hits
it
it
hits
oh
tango
vine
pretty
much
on a
success
it
takes
a
minus
foot
circumstance
penalty
to its
speeds
for one
round
they can
attempt
to escape
against
your
spell
DC
to remove
the
penalties
and pretty
much
these
things
are
even
more
slowed
down
but
there's
so many
of them
now
but
because
those
leshy
are there
they're
not going
anywhere
anytime
soon
especially
with you
adventurers
there
beetle
lock
and load
baby
okay
we're
going
uh
beetles
actually
going
to
oh
no
I
shouldn't
do
that
never
mind
we're
gonna
close
one
eye
we're
gonna
devise
a
stratagem
am I
going
to
hit
oh
he can
see
he can
see
if he
fires
in such
a way
the
crossbow
bolt
will
go
through
three
heads
in a
row
let's
go
okay
baby
yeah
baby
he
fires
points
of
damage
and
1d6
bleed
please
he
reloads
he
lines up
again
for
another
shot
that's
a
not
one
you
gotta
be
kidding
me
you
gotta
be
freaking
kidding
me
are you
serious
the curse
persists
god damn
it
a crit
and then
that
add it
to the
tally
okay
we can't
do anything
cool
okay
let's
see
yeah
yeah
beetle
had the
perfect
opportunity
just be
like
boom
headshot
boom
headshot
beetle
spots a
single
zombie
in the
horde
who has
a
very
big
nice
butt
and
goes
oh
he
goes
oh
oh
god
oh
oh
oh
oh
cheaped up
on a
blood
moon
what
the
fuck
dude
rigor
mortis
ain't
hitting
that
thing
yeah
what
the
frick
all
right
i could
hit it
though
we're
gonna
go
obviously
not
we're
gonna
go
let's
see
let's
see
no
with that
kind
of
attitude
give
it
to
me
i'm
trying
to
read
this
yeah
this
one
that
a
patreon
member
has
sent
in
yeah
there's
no
effect
on
this
one
so
i
can't
use
that
one
yeah
okay
yeah
yeah
yeah
all right
yeah
all right
okay
okay
okay
okay
okay
let's
see
this
is
from
let's
see
from
sarah
grapes
yeah
thanks
sarah
it says
scatter
dice are
cool
thank you
sarah
for your
patron
uh
patron
thing
uh
she says
your shot
misses
the target
roll a d8
whichever direction
the die and foundry is pointing in the direction of the scatter from the target
the distance is the scatter is half the die result of five feet
da da da
the shot is redirected into a square occupied by another creature they must make a reflex
save or suffer the effects of being hit
so
so
what
tell you
i told you
so what i'm gonna do
right
one is the sunflower
two is to lean
i mean i rolled a two
three are the zombies
no the roll was deleted froggy
no the roll was deleted froggy
okay
four of the zombies to the south
five of the zombies on the bridge
in six
uh six it goes up it hits you
you know seven or eight
seven or eight just goes wild
we'll do that kind of scattered
anything but the sunflower
anything but the sunflower
anything but the sunflower
anything but the sunflower
you hit to lean
you hit to lean
that was a close call
so do you want me to roll for damage on my face
roll for damage
you take 16 points of damage
i take 14 points of damage
go fuck yourself
so
to lean
this reminds you of a battlefield
sorry
this reminds you of a battlefield
that you were a part of
and how
you got the arrows in your back
and all the sudden
you mean it reminds me
you mean it reminds me of
how i traumatically died
and was bound to the realm
by my eternal greed
yes
when i take you to court
so
thank you for everything that you're worth
no
for emotional trauma inflicted
we're going to adventure court
froggy
put on your best bow tie
because i'm gonna get it in the battle
no
the funniest part about this
is that beetle did this
through a tree
yeah
yeah
yeah
that's the best part
you carved the crossbow bolt
you fired it
yeah
to shoot me in the back
yeah
he did
he did that
what kind of
what kind of upside down land australia crikey mate boomerang bolt
did you fire
you made it to leave
you made it
you carved it
you made that bolt
i didn't make that crossbow bolt for evil froggy
why are you using it for evil
i don't know
i don't know
all right
why is there a way
one of the sunflowers also helps out with the vine
that one of them was in the area affected
it is
it starts slowing one of the zombie
some of the zombies down with its vines
heart it's now your turn
all you hear in the distance is
and then that's all you hear
what
i hear
he's okay
oh oh
it's oh it's talim
i'm not okay
heart will once again activate his kinetic aura
yeah so i activate my kinetic aura
and channel my elements
and as i do that i get to for free
for free baby
for free
uh i i get to
i get to use a one action
uh impulse
and my one action impulse
will be to punch them
yeah yeah yeah
uh
so i i punched this guy right in front of me
aka heart will start wailing
on any zombie that
comes up from
from this cliffside
heart will just stand there
and just punch them
sometimes he pulls one up
and just
slaps it like a looney tunes cartoon
yeah yeah or like he picks up a rock
and drops it on them
actually tune style
yeah
yeah so that's my first action
would be to
blast this guy with vitality
energy
wow
that's a crit baby
let's go
let's roll damage
that's so good
well boom
you just start punching
hordes of them
as they're trying to come up
yeah
you see there's not many of them left
good
because do you want to know my
i have two actions left
oh my god
and what will i use these two actions for
i'm gonna
i'm gonna
i'm gonna
hail thorns again
yeah
that's right jb
heart is gonna have his arms explode
again
yeah
yeah
i can't believe your arms explode
my dude
dude i have so many free arms
god what
these guys make a funny save
let's see here
they make their funny little save
both fail
roll me damage
oh no
well i mean you got one of them
splinters
and one of the hordes are defeated
that's right baby
i can't believe my dad let me have all of these arms
are you too hard
he's yelling that across the bridge
yeah
real foolish
real foolish of your dad
to give you that many arms
i know right
kind of like
reckless
kind of reckless
when you think about it
i'm thinking about it
yeah
that's my turn
on the hordes of zombies
on the hordes of zombies
now
they can head towards you
talim
yeah
bring it
yeah they bring everything down on you
as much as they can anyway
i need you to make me
this reflect save
okay
you got this
you got this right
talim
so basically
i rolled a 30 on my reflex save
you crush it
basically you're just like
like they're all trying to get you
and you're expertly
just like
you're in your element
they don't even touch you
as they all try to grab you
and get you
gray
oh
it is your turn
all right
all right
so that
that group is now down
so she's going to target
the group that is still standing
uh
she's kind of like listening to
to
to uh
beetle and harp
like bantering back and forth
and she's just like shaking her head
as she just
reels back
to uh
hit these guys
as soon as i could find where it went
oh no
come back
there we go
found it
she's gonna
she's gonna
she's gonna fling
stop
her mom belay
and she hits with a 24
uh
i'm gonna do the damage
hit
that's a total of 15
slash more and more into
you see their numbers are severely dwindled
she's gonna do it one more time
oh
one more time
oh pick and praying
oh please
one more time
i think it's kind of funny
i hit with a total of 27
i think it's kind of
damaged
damage
the idea of gray going
it's 10
come back
when the weapon has returning
ooh
you slaughter
all of them
yay
the bodies begin to fill the river
bodies in the river
oh my god
oh
down
down
down
that'll be it for my turn
river
yellow begins to move up
oh hell no
unless she's holding a whole bunch of them back
crushing them
bringing some of them down into the earth
but they target it
no
no
this is your fault beetle
you didn't protect them
what are you talking about
this is gray's fault
what did i do
you made them go there
unless she's able to defend itself
keeping vines
they're trying to protect it
but it gets a couple hits
several of its pedals are falling down
but it's holding on
you said it got hit
it got hit
it got hit
but didn't take a whole bunch of damage
didn't like lose any limbs or anything else like that
but what do you got Talim
oh i was i was gonna say
if it had taken like
massive damage
i i had something
but i'll i'll hold on to it
no you're good you're good
yeah
so that's all that
shambling trip was able to do
the one further down
doesn't do anything
Talim
the horde is still there
the horde that is attacking the sunflower
get it
Talim will actually
whip his ass coil around his head
and i will
use a spell strike
uh
along with the cantrip
gouging claw
as the
uh
blades of his ass coil
become serrated
and bring it
or slice it through
or attempt to
slice it through the horde
so as part of that
i need to make a
strike
which i have a plus 16 with
and that's a
great baby
let's see it
so i
now
roll my
regular damage
uh which is a
you know
that's a
that's a crit
uh
and that's a
uh
and four of that
is force damage
as i am in arcane cascade
you slaughter them
okay
you are the storm
that is approaching
you basically just
just a whip of your blade
and
like
like the
like the
good group that's coming up
covering the sunflower
you see the sunflower look to you
and put its uh
little leaves up to the side of its head
as if
blushing
in a way
it shakes
and thinks
brings
brings his ass
cool around
and just
slices
what's it
uh
bisects the crowd
his ass
coil
is the reaper's side
and uh
as he
whips the ass
coil above his head
he will
lean forward
and for my last action
i will
raise my shield
as he takes on a
you know
as he takes on a
this is sparta
style stance
against the horde
that he is now
facing down
yeah
and that is the end
of my turn
the horde
that's on the bridge
will begin
to start hitting
the fences
that heart has set up
hits it for eight
and destroys it
no
my thingy
the thing
that you put in
that you found
so precious
it's dead
but i can't do
any more actions
beetle
yeah
yeah
a restless
horde
are coming
on the lawn
oh
you made it
weird
you made it
weird
okay
now they're
in my light
of sight
anyway
i don't like
that you're
behind me
that makes me
uncomfortable
i can
yeah
i already
established
you can go
through the
some player
stuff
oh my bad
yeah
well i deserve
this for not
listening
all right
so devise a
strategy
i miss
that's okay
that's okay
i reload
i fire
i hit
i roll
my damage
that's
10 points
of damage
let you
take some
of their heads
off
yeah
that's my
third
you're
wondering
why
friendly fire
is coming
from behind
talim
heart
it's your
turn
cool beans
dude
heart will
spend
let's see
here
heart is
very slow
at the
moment
so
heart
could
run
here
yeah
i'll do
that
heart will
run for
one action
up here
and then
for another
action
he will
run here
and then
he will
for one
action
once again
channel
the fucking
elements
yeah baby
fan favorite
wah
so i
i enter
my funny
stance
and i will
shoot the
guy
below me
and
well
shoot the
shoot the
zombo
and
i weapon
infuse
that shit
wah
i'm so
cool
i have such
i have such
weapon infusion
ability
i'm so
cool
yeah
yeah
yeah
yeah
i'm so
cool
i'm so
cool
yeah
shoot a
funny
flaming
fist
at
this
guy
yeah
yeah
i
roll
for
total
of
yeah
you're
so
cool
yeah
i'm
so
cool
vitality
damage
pretty much
like
more of
them
just
burn
dude
oh
wait
no
instead
of
a
nuclear
fist
can
i
shoot
eye
lasers
just
just
the
boys
just
yeah
and then
he screams
i didn't
know i
could do
that
so that's
your turn
yep
talim
yes
the
the
one
the
shambling
horde
moves
up
progressing
forward
and tries
to get
both of
you and
the
leshy
no
you can't
do that
you can't
kill
no
sorry
no
sorry
no
no
you need
to make
me a
reflex save
which i
gotta get
the leshy
oh
no
i got a
plus 14
i rolled a
you're good
talim
but the
leshy
no
it's not
no
unless he
takes 11
points of
damage
no
it is
severely
hurt
do you
have a
thing
i do
as
the
horde
jumps
on the
sunflower
uh
and is
about to
you know
basically
tear
into it
uh
talim
raises up
his fingers
and uh
golden
gears
as a
of the
cosmic
clock
appear
behind
him
and he
says
no
yeah
and for
my reaction
uh
any damage
that that
leshy is going
to take
is now
delayed
for one
turn
awesome
as uh
i cast
delayed
consequences
because
i am a
time mage
he's like
time
warp
in that
area
in gray
it is
now your
turn
your side
seems to
be clear
but the
bridge on
the right
flank
is having
trouble
it is
uh
am i
able to
go like
over the
caltrop
squares without
getting fucked
up or
i wouldn't
recommend it
okay
sounds good
we're gonna
use one
action
five
ten
fifteen
twenty
twenty
five
thirty
thirty
five
god
uh
uh
uh
two actions
two actions
jesus christ
help me
there's so much
stuff on the floor
two actions
to get over
here
and
this is now
my tar
i'm gonna target
this boy
this ugly
awful
nasty
boy
boys
boys
and
she's
going to
uh
they are
you can hear her
just like
like her feet are
just going as
she's running
and she's gonna
uh chuck her
mom bailey
at the
the horde
they're not my
targeted prey
so i get to go
hit
boom
hit
you hit hard
and i
hit with a crit
despite the not
being my
targeted prey
wow
we critting hard
go hit that
for twenty
eight
shwoosh
you come in
and annihilate
the rest of
them
yes
and that is
my turn
you all see
the rest of
the zombies
begin to
stop
oh
they all
stop
and you hear
in the
distance
you hear in
the distance
a horn
oh fuck
as you hear
the horn
blare
you see all
the zombies
stop
turn around
and begin
to head
back
they all
begin to
shimble
away
um can i
keep shooting
at them as
they're leaving
you sure can
you're just
taking shots
as you can
just
you're getting
head shots
body shots
you're getting
a kill strike
airstrike comes
in
you know
until they're
out of range
yeah
um like as
that like
five seconds
pass like
talim will whip
around look at
pito like
it's like
pito
delishy
can i
apply
medical aid
to the plant
you sure can
you want to rush
over to your first aid
yep
i do
i do
yeah it's
basically delay
consequences like
now time
catches up
yeah
okay take that
healing
delishy is
healed
the horn
blares again
in the distance
and the fog
dissipates
you're only left
for the likes
that talim has
left
the leshies
uproot themselves
and the other one
on the left side
quickly rushes
to the other one
and they
yeah
you know
well the other
one's doting
on the other
one just
patting the
wounded area
you know
just
just taking
care of it
yeah
but what you
all see
is a cart
still on top
of the rock
that hill
you see
lights that are
shining out of
the cart
and the figure
that's looking
down at you
all
climbs back
into the cart
closes the
door
and just hear
this horrific
rooster sound
as this chicken
seen
a chicken like
entity or so
is pulling
this cart
wait how big
is it
it's pretty
big
a giant
chicken
and it
carts away
as the fog
follows it
and we'll
see what
happens
in our next
episode
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