Wake Up Classy 97 The Podcast

Wake Up Classy 97 with Josh & Chantel from Tuesday, February 10th, 2026 / Josh & Chantel kick things off by calling out the ultimate modern-day annoyance: “finger princesses”. From flannel day and why flannel is always plaid, to a heartwarming Lego therapy story, a rock-throwing orangutan with a personal vendetta, embarrassing dad moments, drink-order anxiety, unicycle sightings, the most random QR-code tattoo idea you’ve ever heard, and a whole bunch more! Buckle up! It’s a doozy!

Timestamps:
(0:00) - Bonus: Finger princess
(3:03) - Flannel day
(8:52) - Good News
(11:13) - Josh's toe and cup are broken
(17:22) - Zoo turf
(22:41) - Embarrassing parents
(27:09) - Refreshments
(33:03) - The 'Burbs series
(40:19) - Unicycles & OneWheels
(46:21) - QR code tattoo
(51:31) - Bad Bunny lyrics
(55:44) - McNugget caviar
(59:54) - Would You Rather
(1:02:34) - The worst donut

What is Wake Up Classy 97 The Podcast?

Wake up with Josh & Chantel every weekday from 6a-10a on Classy 97! Missed the show or want to revisit your favorite moments from the show, enjoy Wake Up Classy 97 - The Podcast!

Episode title: Wake Up Classy 97 with Josh and Chantel - Tuesday, February 10th, 2026

Episode summary introduction:

Josh & Chantel kick things off by calling out the ultimate modern-day annoyance: “finger princesses”. From flannel day and why flannel is always plaid, to a heartwarming Lego therapy story, a rock-throwing orangutan with a personal vendetta, embarrassing dad moments, drink-order anxiety, unicycle sightings, the most random QR-code tattoo idea you’ve ever heard, and a whole bunch more! Buckle up! It’s a doozy!

Timestamps:
(0:00) - Bonus: Finger princess
(3:03) - Flannel day
(8:52) - Good News
(11:13) - Josh's toe and cup are broken
(17:22) - Zoo turf
(22:41) - Embarrassing parents
(27:09) - Refreshments
(33:03) - The 'Burbs series
(40:19) - Unicycles & OneWheels
(46:21) - QR code tattoo
(51:31) - Bad Bunny lyrics
(55:44) - McNugget caviar
(59:54) - Would You Rather
(1:02:34) - The worst donut

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Full show transcript:

Hey, that email address is still working if you want to reach out to the show. Wake up Classy97 at gmail.com. So you know some people in your life, maybe in your work, career, space that are just the kind of people that can't be troubled to do things themselves.

Yes. Or they'll ask common knowledge questions or things that they could easily look up the information themselves. Look, we have phones, we have the internet, we have all of the information in the whole world and our fingertips. But yet some people just refuse to do the heavy lifting themselves. By heavy lifting, I mean typing on your phone's keyboard. It's tough.

There are times when I actually, I pass of aggressively call people out when they say, hey, can you do that for me? I go, yeah, let me just Google that for you. Right. But then they go, thanks. I appreciate it. I didn't have to Google it myself. So there is a term out of South Korea for people whose fingers are apparently too precious to type their own questions or review. Look up the information themselves.

Look up where the information exists in a group chat or whatever. They're called finger princesses. Don't be a finger princess.

I like that. Do your own typing. Do your own typing. Are your fingers that precious? You can't type? Your fingies? Oh, you got to, you're a finger princess.

Fingies broken? Yeah. It's not hard to Google things yourself. Nope.

You know what? You could even talk to your phone at this point. Every phone has like a built in assistant. You don't even have to type. That's right.

Quit being a finger princess and do your own research. Buy your own stuff. Don't make other people do it for you.

Okay. Hold on though, because there are, there are people that are genuinely like polite and kind. And they don't necessarily, they might be an older generation and they don't necessarily know how to use or have the right equipment. Okay, fair. And I don't mind helping those type of people. Okay, but you, it's the entitled ones. It's the ones that are like, no, do this for me. Right.

This is your job to do this for me. Yeah. Well, I'm talking about the entitled ones. I don't like those. Yeah. Not the people that genuinely need assistance.

Yeah. If you genuinely need assistance, please ask for help. I'm happy to help you. But if you're just like, I can't be bothered, I'll just have you do it. Yeah. No, don't be a finger princess. I'm gonna start using that. Yeah. I like it. Yeah. Like, hey, could you do that thing and go, oh, your fingers too delicate, your finger princess?

Do you break them all? Oh, all right. Well, hey, it's a, it's a Tuesday. Should we start the show?

Today's show is a doozy. All right. Buckle up. Here we go.

Hey, I saw a thing yesterday. A guy was asking a question. He said, how come flannel is only available in plaid? Like, is it illegal to have non plaid flannel?

And I don't know the answer to that. But I thought today on flannel day, today is flannel. Yeah. It would be a good, a good thing to research. Can you get non flannel? I thought they were mutually exclusive or non plaid non flannel plaid exists because that would just be a different, that'd be a different fabric. Can you get non plaid flannel? I wish someone had told me it was flannel day. Would you have worn one flannel? What's one of those words where you the more you say it, the worse it's like, that's not am I saying that right?

Flannel flannel. Is that what you go to the fair and you get and they put like a powdered sugar on it and the fruit? Strawberries? Can I get a flannel? I need a flannel. Flannel. Flannel cake.

That's a dumb word. So I'm looking here and I'm seeing, apparently you can, but it doesn't look as good. Honestly, it would just be like you were wearing any other shirt. The non plaid flannel?

Non plaid flannel. It's boring. It's drab. Drab is also, well, yeah, that's just, you have some shirts like this.

Not flannel. Yeah, you do. No. It just looks like a regular shirt. Yeah, but if you do see, did you do non plaid flannel? Is that what you said? I sure did. So you see that blue shirt with the guy with the beardies button it up? Yeah. Open that picture. It looks bad.

No, I don't like it. You have a gray shirt that's similar to this. That's a jacket and it's wool, not flannel. Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah.

I meant no offense, but you took it. Sheesh. Yeah, I don't have a shirt that looks like that.

That's awful. It looks like constricting on his arms. It's too many buttons.

I don't care for it. I wore a button up shirt today. It's not flannel, but my... No, it's also stripes, not plaid. Right.

Yeah. But my buttons, I had a lot of buttons. I like to roll up my sleeves because I don't have a lot of buttons on the sleeve. I had so many buttons on the sleeve.

I don't care for that many buttons. Also, I noticed that my tag is bothersome. So I got to get... You need to cut that off for me today. Oh, is that right?

Yeah, because I can't reach it. Okay. Well, anyway, sport a flannel today if you'd like. It is flannel day. I'll bet it's plaid.

Like if you just look up flannel shirt, everything's going to be plaid. Right. That's what I meant. I thought they were mutually exclusive. Yeah. Every single.

You type in flannel shirt, you get plaid. All of them. They're also for a bunch of dudes. Well, there's ladies or they'll borrow the dudes. That's cute. It's a... You can borrow my favorite flannel. You don't have a flannel. I do. I have a few. It's wool.

No. The one on the back of the door is wool. I have two hanging in the closet, and then I have a really nice lined flannel that's hanging on the back of the door as well. Oh, a lined flannel.

Yeah. It's like insulated. So fancy. I know. I know.

Wow. Is that... Who wore it better? Al Bundy? That's not his name.

Al Borland. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Al Bundy is. Is from married with children. Yeah. Al Borland.

Okay. Or Paul Bunyan. Those are the only two plaid flannel guys we have to choose from.

I can't even remember what Paul Bunyan looks like. Famous flannel shirts. Famous flannel shirts. Is there more than those two people that come up? Well, I see famous people in them. I see... These aren't famous people.

From a distance they were. I'm going to say Al Borland because Paul Bunyan is a tall tail. Not even a real person.

Well, to be fair, either is Al Borland. But there was a real person who wore it. All right.

That's... If you just do famous flannel shirt wearers, Nirvana famously wore it. It was a grunge thing. Same with Eddie Vetter. And more recent celebrities have been seen wearing them.

But it was definitely a grunge thing in the 90s. I have a couple of flannels. Yeah. And then when I wear them, I go, where's my... Where's my axe? So I can go jack some wood. Is that what you say?

You get all lumber jack when you put it on? That's cool. It is cool.

Thank you. I am cool. No doubt.

All right. Well, happy flannel day. Happy flannel day. Flannel. Flannel. Spell it. F-L-A-N-N-E-L. Oh, what if you only do it with one in? Flannel.

Flannel. All right. Anyway, hi.

All right. Here's some good news. This is a story about a 16-year-old named Devin Brenner, who had a devastating knee injury, suffered during a long jump competition. And he had a difficult recovery that included a seven-hour surgery. Oh, man.

Followed by months of bed rest for recovery. And that situation, he's 16. Oh, 16. Yeah.

No one wants to be in bed rest. No kidding. So obviously, that situation got him down. He was like, this is awful. So during this process, he rediscovered, I like that they call it a childhood passion. He's 16.

Like, let's be real here. He rediscovered a childhood passion for Lego and realized that the bricks were a perfect therapy for mental health. So he is teamed up with an organization called Pass the Bricks. And he's turned his home into a massive refurbishing station, collecting thousands of donated Lego from his community using Facebook. He washes every single brick, hunts down missing pieces to build complete custom kits for other young surgery patients.

And his mission is to make sure that other kids facing long roads to recovery have a way to keep their mind sharp and their spirits high during those long hours in the hospital bed. That's nice. Which is really cool.

Yeah. So thanks to his diligence and the expert care of the doctors, Devin, who is now 18, two years down the road, has fully recovered from his injury and he recently cleared a personal best in the high jump. So he went back to competition.

So congrats. He also continues to collect and donate Lego, balancing the project with schoolwork and college applications and whatever is next for his life. But pretty cool, Devin, that you would figure out something that you were passionate about and then go, other people probably need this. That's cool. That is very cool. Yeah, I like that. So and Pass the Bricks, what a cool project. That's neat.

And I'm glad you're back to back to your old self again. Yeah, right. High jump records. Yeah, good job, buddy. Yeah. It's good news.

That is good news. Give us a toe update, Josh. It still hurts. Your toe now hasn't fallen off. No, still attached. Okay. That's great news. The shoe I'm wearing today is not the shoe I've been wearing the past couple.

Okay. And it has something like right on my toe and it's driving me crazy. I'm gonna have to take this shoe off.

You're going to walk around without a shoe? I gotta figure out what's in there. What's pushing down on my toe is driving me crazy. It's only on the right shoe. My left shoe doesn't have it. Well, maybe it's just your toenail that's kind of lifted a bit. No, it's not my toenail. It's up on my toe where it attaches to my foot and I don't care for it. It feels like, you know, how some socks will have like an extra thick seam and it sits on your toe. That's what it feels like. It's an annoying thing and it's making me a little bit crazy. I gotta get it figured out.

Okay. That's a toe update. You were having such a bad day. I mean, it's been a bad couple of days for you because there was your... Are you talking about my bottle?

Yeah, there's your toe thing and then your bottle thing. Listen, last night I was leaving the meeting and I was showing off my new lights to a couple of the guys, my new fancy truck lights. Ditch lights? Yeah. And so I was showing them off and showing them the cool things they can do and stuff. And... Hold on, time out.

And then we're all the guys like, wow. They were actually... They then they went, well, now I gotta go drive home with eyeballs that aren't working. No, but why were they looking into the lights? I don't know. To see how bright they were. I don't know.

Okay, but how... Rewind. How many dudes were sitting around looking at your lights? Sweet and two. Okay, so there were three of you. And were they like, wow.

Yeah, oh yeah. They were like, that's cool. Because you put your ditch lights on. You got them for Christmas and then you needed a piece to install it in your truck. That's correct. You installed it on Sunday night.

Right. And then you called everybody out of the house and said, everybody come look at my ditch lights. You gotta come look at what these lights can do. They're cool. Yeah.

And Emory and I grudgingly were like, okay. What'd you think? Wow. That's not nice. You make me look at your stuff all the time. And I don't go, wow.

I'm sorry. So anyway, as I was walking to the truck to turn them on, I had to set my mug down. I just had water and ice in there. And it fell out of the truck and it fell exactly straight down, which I thought was weird. And the lid popped straight off and ice flew out. There was no more water.

I just had the ice and I was going to fill it up when I got home. I was really upset about it. That was some force.

It really was. And it made a clang noise. And the lid now has a scuff in it from where it hit the ground.

And there's a little magnetic piece that moves over the mouth hole. Okay. And it's gone. So I was going to go back to the parking lot and look for it. A little black piece and a black parking lot at night.

Yeah. And then I said, how much does one of these cost? And I looked it up and it's $3. So I'm just going to buy it.

Yeah, go do that. I just got out of the shower and you were like, do you want to go back to the parking lot and look with me? And I went, no, no, I don't.

Sorry. So my toe hurts. My bottle went clang and I lost a piece of it and I got a dent in the lid. I'm glad you didn't go back to look for it. You really were going to take a light.

You had those fancy new ditch lights. No, I understand. But because I didn't realize it had fallen off till I got home. And then I went, really? Because if I would have been there, I would have just looked. I have a flashlight in the truck. I didn't realize that you hadn't already looked while you were there.

No. I thought you looked, came home. No, I got home and grabbed my mug and I went, there's no magnetic thing. Yeah, no, I was in pajamas. I was not going back out.

You asked me a couple of times, like I was going to change my mind. Yeah. No, I'm not going out.

Are you crazy? So you don't want to see my cool stuff and you don't want to help me find my missing parts. I got it loud and clear. Listen, I do want to see your cool stuff. I do. I was just giving you a hard time. I'm sorry. Please show me your cool stuff.

Nope. Other thing, I'll happily help you look for your stuff as long as it's not dark and cold. I can't control when.

Well, I can control when I go out to look. It has a magnet in it. You know what would have helped?

A metal detector. Yeah. Yeah. I don't have one.

I know, but that would have been helpful in the night. You've been showing me a lot of metal detecting videos. Not a lot, just a couple. Everyone looks like a, everyone looks like a door. And it was a cartoon. I showed you one and it was a cartoon.

Yeah. And guess what he found? 37 cents.

68 cents or something and a doorknob. Yeah. So all kinds of cool treasure to be found. Yeah. You know.

Yeah. Will you help me look for stuff when I have my metal detector? I'll sit in the car. I saw this story and it made me laugh and I was going to tell you about it last night and I said, no, no, no, I'm going to save this for a conversation for tomorrow on the show.

Okay. There is an orangutan who constantly escapes just to peacefully walk around the zoo. His only act of violence is stopping by an enclosure of Otis who is an orangutan that he hated and he goes to the enclosure and throws rocks at him. That is what he does. So he breaks out and wanders around the zoo at night until he gets to Otis's cage and he throws rocks. And I don't know if they find him and have to go put him back or what happens, but I don't even know his name. How long is he there throwing rocks?

I don't know. Poor Otis. Hold on. Poor Otis. Otis probably did something. This is exacting a revenge for something.

He's keeping him up at night throwing rocks at him. Where is this? I don't know. Okay.

I'm trying to find out where this happens. Buddy. In general, orangutans are very peaceful and curious animals. They typically don't resort to violence unless an extreme threat.

They are, however, very loveful, which turns into jealousy and competitiveness with other males, especially when it comes to like mating rituals and those types of things. And so Otis could have, they compete and they exercise aggression towards other male orangutans. I bet there was a woman orangutan, a woman, a female orangutan at the zoo and Otis was putting on the moves. Otis tried to make a play. And we don't know the other guy's name?

I'm trying to. The other orangutan's name. Apparently, his name is Ken Allen.

I just found that out. Ken Allen, he loved to just stroll around the zoo and look at the other animals peacefully after escaping. And then he would get to Otis's enclosure. He escaped something like three times before the zoo found a good solution.

He really didn't cause any problems except making Otis's life harder. This is for Sally. Yeah. And this is for Rebecca.

Otis. I don't know how long ago this happened. In 1987, zoo officials hired experienced rock climbers to find every finger toe and foothold within the enclosure. They spent about $40,000 to eliminate the identified holds so that he couldn't climb out. And he still managed to do it.

Yeah. But that was in 1987. So I don't know if that's, I don't know how old the story is. How long have you been throwing rocks at Otis? Ken Allen versus Otis. I gotta find out more about Ken Allen. Okay.

So he passed away in 2000. This is fantastic. This was in the San Diego Zoo. Old news.

I just heard about this yesterday though. Versus Otis. I mean, it. So Ken Allen passed away in 2000. Yeah. And then Otis, when is he still alive?

I don't know. Oh, that is hysterical. But this is, this is for real. This was back in the 80s.

This, this orangutan would do this. This is the best thing I've read on the internet. I agree with you.

My favorite part is that his name is Ken Allen. Yep. Good story. I like that you saved that to tell me.

Ken Allen. You really know me, Josh. I know. I know.

I know what you like. Good story about a rivalry between two orangutan. That one there, Ken Allen. Fascinating. If I worked at that zoo, I would watch the cameras every night. Yep.

Be like, oh, there goes Ken Allen. Despite them spending that $40,000 to make the enclosure secure, secure, he did continue to find ways to escape. Of course he did. Just to go confront Otis. He had a beef. Or a hobby. Hey, Otis, you trying to sleep over there, but shangle.

Rock on your cage. That's hilarious. The cause of the feud was never fully determined by staff, though it was noted as a deep seated dislike. Oh yeah. Unless they were just friends. Maybe they can we like play? Do you want to come out and play? And Otis is like, I can't, I don't know how to get out, my guy.

He's like, I'm already out, dude. Look, you can do it if you just look around. Here's a rock to help. Yeah, I don't know. That's funny. Good story.

Yep. Emery had her boyfriend come over to her house on Saturday. I happened to be gone, but you were there and Beck was there. And I said, Hey, I was asking her about it. And I said, Hey, did you guys like, did dad and Beck talk to him? Or they, cause you guys don't typically talk to him. I'm usually the one that talks to him.

And so I said, did dad and Beck talk to him? And she goes, yeah, a little bit. And then she goes, Oh, wait.

And I go, what? And she goes, well, dad had to show Ethan, his name is Ethan. Dad had to show him all around his fly tying bench. And then they watched a video about fly tying. And I went, he was asking questions.

To be fair. And so I was answering questions as we were sitting there because we were having dinner and at the table and he was asking questions about like the gear and the flies and how does it work and whatever. So I was kind of explaining it to him. And then I was tying flies that all that day.

So I already had stuff out. So we went down there and I was explaining entomology and the way bugs work. And he seemed interested. So, you know, I kept going. And then told him a little bit more about it. And then he had more questions. And I said, well, let me show you what I've been working on.

And like, yeah. And so then I got in sit down and go like, and then this is how you tie. I just said, here's some stuff I've been tying.

This is these are the what they look like when they're done. Because he didn't know. Now he knows. Well, I said, I go, oh, no. When Emery told me this, I go, oh, no. And she goes, yeah. And I go, I'm sorry.

And she goes, he seemed into it. I was like, he was the one asking being polite. I think he was being polite.

He's trying to be a nice kid. And then I said, who do you think is more embarrassing when he comes over me, dad, or back? And she said, you. And I went, me, I wasn't even there.

Yeah. Why am I the most embarrassing one? I don't know.

What are you doing that's so embarrassing? I don't even know. It's because of your, it's because of your hip slang. Because you start throwing out the hip, the hip slang. And then people go, no, I don't think that's it. And then she gets embarrassed by that.

Like I'm just talking to him normal about science and stuff. And I go, make sure to get your apron because you are cooking. That's right. And then she's like, hmm, that's embarrassing. Where I'm over here like, no, you know how like the water cycle works. It's similar with a bug. Like the way the way they go from different stages. So I tie flies for each of the different stages of the entomology of the bug. So that depending on what stage of life the bugs are in, when I get to the any given body of water, I have that fly.

And he went, oh, yeah, please tell me more. And I already had my fly boxes down there. So I was able to like go like these look like minnows. These look like grasshoppers, you know, whatever. You do like to show off your flies. And you should because they're, they are a work of art. They are pretty. Your flies are very pretty.

And they're so little. I don't know how you do it with your eyesight. Where like little readers and then I sit at my bench and I put a little hook in there and wrap some thread on it. That's what I do. I know what you do.

It's pretty, pretty fancy stuff. I can't believe I'm the most embarrassing one. Well, quit doing that.

Quit being embarrassing. I think I'm the most fun. Do you? Yeah. Yeah. You didn't ask that question. You didn't say who has more fun because yeah, bugs aren't super fun. No.

You asked who's more embarrassing and you and your hip slang take that prize. Congratulations. Thank you.

I will take that prize. You're cooking. I am cooking.

Watch me cook. Yeah. Look at you.

Wow. We'd like to go get some sweet, delicious beverages sometimes. As some people do. Yeah. And there are plenty of places where you can drive through and grab a grab a sweet, delicious beverage.

Yes. One of these places, Emery just begs us all the time. Oh, anytime you pick her up from anywhere. Oh, refreshment. Do we need a refreshment? No, we need to go home.

I worked really hard to school today. Refreshment? Yeah. What about a refreshment? I always say yes because I always preferred a refreshment.

You always tell her no. Right. Because we don't need a refreshment every time we get in the car. Yes, we do.

We went to this place the other day and you have a specific drink that you get there. That's right. And they don't always make it correctly.

That is correct. I have a very specific drink that they had on the menu one summer three years ago. And I loved it. And then they took it away from me. And then I said, you've got to get that back.

Like, here's what I want. And they tried and it wasn't right. And then I had basically given up on it, but it was so good. So I did a little research online and I found out the right words to say to unlock the secrets of the delicious beverage. And so I say the words in the right order and then they go, oh, where's that button? And I go, if you push the wrong one, things get a little bit crazy. And they go, do you mean blended? And I always say, no.

I meant shake. It's very important. And anyway, they get it right now. I'd say 95% of the time. Well, here's the thing. Because I think their turnover rate is pretty large.

Probably. And you don't order that drink. It's a frozen lemonade, essentially, but it's like a milkshake. Yeah, it's not a blended lemonade. It's a frozen lemonade shake. And you don't order it in the winter, but it was warm when we went there the other day and you were like, oh, I'm going to get that frozen lemonade.

Right. Over the weekend, it was like 60 degrees outside. I felt like that. Because it had been cold, they weren't, and there were new people, I don't think the new people were like, what?

You want a shake? Well, I just don't think they knew what it was. And I could tell you as you were ordering, the gentleman, the young man who was helping us was confused. And he was like, do you mean this? And he went, no, no, I do not. You were getting a little bit nervous as we were waiting for it to be prepared.

That's right. We pulled up to the window and I was watching to make it. And I saw they were, like I'm watching it. I'm like, yep, that's the right stuff. And then they grabbed the carton of the syrup and I went, yes, they did it.

They did it. I felt very good. I like when I get the right drink. That's important.

When I go there and I order and I spend money, I want to get the right beverage, you know? And you don't like to cause a ruckus. So when they get it wrong, you hate being like, hey guys. When it's wrong, it's so wrong though, because it's, it's like, I don't know what they're doing to make it the wrong way. But when I get it and it's wrong, it's like way wrong. This is like, like it's lime green colored.

And I'm like, no one would drink this. My favorite part too is when we were there this last time and he was a nice, very nice dude. But every time we ordered something, heck yeah. Yeah. Good stuff, man. Heck yeah. Heck yeah. Yeah.

It's gonna be a long day for you. Heck yeah. Carter or whatever your name is.

He was nice. Yeah. Oh, they got it right. Good job. Have you ever had to order that for me? Yeah. Were you stressed out?

Yes. Same. I get stressed out every time I have to order. They find something new to order. No, it's so good. I have two things on the menu.

I have a winter drink and I have a summer drink. Yeah, that's true. That's all I need. I'm not like, let me try 600 different things. I know exactly what I want. I know what I like and I'm in order.

If it's cold and I'm ordering a hot drink or if it's hot and I'm ordering a cold drink, I got two. That's true. That's it.

Yep. I know that. I know that about you. I'm a man of consistency, I suppose. That's true. Yeah. That's good news for me. I like to just settle. Yes.

Yes. I'm just a content guy. You know, I found something that I like and I go, you know, lasagna is real good. What do you want for dinner? Is it lasagna? I'll eat it.

That sounds nice. I'm the lasagna. No, you're my wife. That's different. I know, but you're just content. Uh-huh. So I'm the content lasagna. Oh, is that right?

Yes. If I would have called you lasagna, you would have found a way to be offended. Yeah, I would have.

You're right. What, a magma cheese? Noodles in there?

Oven ready? What's the mean? Too much sauce?

Cut into cubes? What's the deal? Something you turn it into, but you say it. Oh, I'm the lasagna. It's okay. All right. Got it.

I saw a commercial about, they were making a series of the burbs. Yeah, you said that. You, and I didn't, I haven't seen it. Now the burbs is that, uh, it's Tom Hanks. Yeah. Yeah. Have you ever seen it? Yes. Because we've had this conversation like 700 times and there's like the, the basement people and all this stuff. Yes.

The neighbors. Yes. Okay. You have seen it all the way through? Yes.

It's one of those ones that I was like, you have to watch that. I know. And you were like, I don't know.

Yeah. And you did. I don't think you have.

I think you're lying because you don't want me to just keep bugging you about it. I've seen it. Who else is in it? I don't know. It's been a while. I'm bad with memories.

Okay. There's one person that you should absolutely know who's in it. Who?

Princess Leia. Okay. You don't even remember that, do you? No. You haven't seen it. I have to.

Anyway, why are they making a series? Stick to that. Focus more on that.

Less on me. I don't know why they made a series, but I also go, what is this? Is it a, did they turn it into a comedy? Did they turn it into a horror?

Are they out of ideas? Okay. So it is, it's a modern dark comedy series inspired by the original film. A young couple who moves into their childhood home, their life is upended when a new neighbor moves into a long abandoned Victorian home across the street. So it premiered a couple of days ago. It has Kiki Palmer and Jack Whitehall.

I don't know those people. It's on Peacock, old secrets resurface when a newly married couple relocate to a suburban neighborhood of the husband's youth. I don't know if I want to watch this. They say it's a reimagining rather than a direct sequel. Okay. But I also, I'm like, are we just out of ideas? Well, I did hear, I think I've talked about this before. I heard a director I like, Kevin Smith. He said, listen, it's not that people are out of ideas. They just don't have your idea. Write it.

Oh. The problem is that all of the production companies are waiting to tell new stories. No one's bringing them new stories. And so they're like, we got to make movies. So we'll make this. So if you want new stuff, write it. I don't have any new stuff. Well, then you can't complain.

You get what you get. I mean, I don't know. I really love the Burbs, the movie. It came out in 1989.

That's right. I just, it's interesting that they would choose that one to go with the series on. I kind of want to watch it. Do you want to watch it?

What? The series? The movie. The movie? Yeah. I've seen it. Disagree.

Yeah. It's got Carrie Fisher in it and Tom Hanks and all. And Bruce Dern's in it. You don't even know who that is. What part does he play? Corey Feldman's in it.

What part does Bruce Dern play? Corey Feldman's helps him with some digging. There's shovels involved.

There's shovels. I've seen the movie. A green, misty glow. I know a few things. I just can't remember it all. Okay. So we need a refresh. Sure. Oh, Josh, here's the thing. Yeah? You were like an outside kid or something. I was. I was very much outside a lot. And I was a latchkey kid.

Right. I was an inside kid. I watched a lot of movies. Yeah, I didn't. I didn't watch movies until we had our first child and I was inside more.

Until you and I had our first child? Yeah. Who else? What do you mean?

Yes. Until we had our first child. When Beck was born in 2004, that is when I was like, you know, I've never seen all the Star Wars movies. I should probably watch them. And so he and I sat down and watched them. We watched Indiana Jones for the first time.

I didn't start watching movies until 2004. Yeah. Yeah. I've seen some movies, but not. Because when you and I, I was like, I used to quote movies all the time. I don't know what that is. And you'd be like, I don't know.

What's that from? Right. What?

I know. I listened to a ton of music and I played outside the tour. Well, I played outside too.

I just spent a lot of time watching movies too. I ran the neighborhood. You ran the burbs. I ran the burb.

I was in charge of the hood. So did you have a scary neighbor when you lived in your neighborhood? We didn't have a scary neighbor. No, there wasn't like a mystery house. No, we did. You made that up.

I did not. Well, what made it so scary? All the wind chimes in the front yard. Is that house? You know the one with all the weird ornaments and the weird little hand-crafted things that look like animal altars.

Yeah. Crazy house. In my old neighborhood?

In your old neighborhood. Is that a real house? Yeah. The one on the corner?

With all the chain link and all the stuff in the front yard. That's exactly the one. I know. Because we've walked by it a hundred times and you've told me about it. See, I remember that. Yeah, good job. Yeah, because nobody knew who lived there.

Right. I knew every other neighbor, but those people we did not know. Well, they had a lot of yard decorations.

Yeah, I know. Did you ever figure out who lived there? No.

No one did. Just the yard ornaments. Creepy. It's not creepy just because you never saw anyone that lived there. Why didn't they ever come in and out?

Do you see people come in and out of every house in the neighborhood that we live in now? Yeah. No. Every now and then I do. Not every house? Yeah. No.

There's people who moved in across the street. I know. Or we saw. Haven't seen them. Haven't seen them. Just a weird green misty glow from their basement windows. They put a wreath on their door. Whoa. How did they put it there?

I've never seen them. Settle down. There was a time where you were a stay-at-home mom.

Yes. And all you did was sit and watch the neighborhood. It's not all I did. I did a lot of other things. But you knew everything that was going on in the neighborhood.

Yeah, I did. You'd make a terrible HOA president. You'd be in everybody's business. Yeah, I would. I'd be like, I don't like- You didn't take your garbage can in on time. I don't like the color of that sighting. Here's your fancy pink note hung on your door.

Settle down. I saw the coolest thing when we were picking up our daughter last week on Friday. We were sitting there waiting for her. And then all of a sudden I see a kid. And there's kids everywhere. Like high school students driving, walking, getting picked up everywhere.

There's kids. Except for this one who was riding his unicycle. Yeah, yeah, I've seen him.

He's a unique soul riding his unicycle. I think that's rad. I think it's rad too.

Yeah, really cool. And a different kind of skill. Like not just everybody can hop on one wheel and be like, I'm off. Right. See ya. Speaking of one wheels, you know the one wheel. Sure.

The skateboard with the one big wheel in the middle. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was driving to work the other day. And there was an older gentleman riding a one wheel. Yeah, I would.

He was like a 70 year old dude. Yeah, they're very cool. So I've seen two. I forgot about that one wheel guy.

Yeah. I was just going to talk about the unicycle kid, but we got a unicycle kid and one wheel man. Yeah, I would. I would take a one wheel home. Oh, I would.

No, I know. So I was thinking if I had a one wheel, I ride here in the morning with you because you can't be bothered to one wheel. And I'll one wheel home. Okay, fine. Yeah.

You're going to ride in my car with me and then one wheel home. Yeah. Why? Save on gas.

It's fine. You have a motorcycle to save on gas, I thought. Good point. But you know, sometimes I might want a one wheel.

If I had it. I got a little bit nervous about both of these people riding their single wheels around town because I've seen drivers in these parts. That's fair. I think you have a little bit of like extra control on the unicycle. Like you can just stop and, you know. You don't have that much control on a one wheel?

Well, yeah. You just put it down there and then you stop. Why would you want to ride a one wheel home rather than a bicycle?

Mostly I just want a one wheel. That's what it really comes down to. Here's what's going to happen. Yeah.

If you get a one wheel. What's going to happen? Tell me what's going to happen. They're not cheap. I know. So you're going to get a one wheel and you're going to think it's the bee's knees. Right. For about two weeks. My cousin has a one wheel.

I know. He and I could one wheel together. Where you get a one wheel too.

All over. Because here's the thing. You're going to think it's the bee's knees for two weeks and then it's going to fit. This is what you said about everything I ever get. It's good. You know you're just going to buy this and then you're going to be all about it for just a little while and then not anymore.

You're not even going to play a whole video game on it. So then you know what I did? Say what? I conquered two games just to prove to you that I will finish games on this thing. You did.

You conquered both of those games just to prove a point. Not because you enjoyed it or that you had fun. I had a good time. I had a good time doing it. You were like no. But you said if you get this you're just never even going to sit there. And it hasn't.

I've beat a full front to back two games. Wow. You showed me. Well. But then what happened was you got angry because I was spending too much time with it.

So it's such a weird balance. I'm going to get you that thing and it's just going to sit there and you're not even going to play it. I don't think that I've gotten angry at you for playing them. So tell me more about what will happen if I have a one wheel. I just told you.

Okay. But then if I'm out there riding the one wheel and not like doing home projects because I'm out I'm a one wheel gang kind of guy. I'm in one wheel gang now. We're very cool. Are you?

Who's in it? Just doing your cousin? Just so far. You know we're recruiting. Get the unicycle kid and then find the other one wheel guy. I think he's got his own community probably.

Who? The unicycle kid? He's probably got a community of other unicyclers I'd imagine. I feel like that's something you get into and you find out there's a group of other people that are into like unique bikes. You ever see the guy who rides a little tiny one like a circus bike? It's like this big. I have seen that guy.

You know that guy probably hangs in that crew. Probably. Sorry.

You can't join that gang. I'm not with a one wheel. I'd have to get one of those old timey ones with the big huge wheel and the little tiny one. The vintage bike. I didn't know that you wanted a one wheel until this very moment in time. Why would you not want one? They're so cool.

I don't think they're cool. Do you want to try it? Because I know that I'm going to fall and break my face. Wrap yourself in a pillow first. Wear a helmet. I would absolutely have to wrap myself in some protective gear. You should always wear a helmet. Well, always wear a helmet for sure. Did the unicycle kid have a helmet on? I didn't notice. I hope he did. He should be wearing a helmet.

He should be wearing. Congrats, buddy. Yeah, no, that's cool. What a good skill.

It is a good skill. I was just thinking about him just cruising down the road on his unicycle and it was awesome. I wanted to high five that kid.

On his unicycles, he went by? Yeah. That would be sweet. I know. You think he has one of the real tall ones?

Probably. Those are cool. Our neighbor, we used to have a neighbor that had a big tall unicycle. Right. What happened to that guy? I don't know. You quit watching the neighborhood and now we don't know.

We'll never know. I had a brilliant idea the other day. You did? I have a lot of brilliant ideas. I don't doubt that. But this idea, what did you say? I said I don't doubt that.

Go on. This idea was, I think it would be hilarious to get a tattoo of a QR code that texts you to a random website. Remember this idea? I told you this idea.

I thought it was awesome. But what website? I don't know.

That's the part I got to figure out. You want a QR tattoo. A QR code. So that when someone scans it, it takes them to...

I don't know. It's got to be something totally just like a random something. Like a Wikipedia page of like Napoleon Bonaparte or something. Let's see. What are you looking up?

Unusual websites. Okay. Excellent. There is a website.

It's... Let me open this up. It's called endless.horse. And? Go check it out. Endless.horse.

That's the website. Endless.horse. Enter. Okay.

And you'll see there's parentheses and quotations and underscores and things to make the form. Endless.horse. Endless.horse. Endless.horse. Endless.horse. Endless.horse. Endless.horse. Endless.horse.

Endless.horse. Didn't pull it up. It wouldn't pull it up on the work computer. I'm looking at it right now. I'm going to pull it up on my phone. Hang on.

But anyway, it's... It's just horse legs that never end. They never end.

You can scroll forever. they will never end. There's no end to that horse.

I gotta find the end. There is none. Okay, that's it. That's just the first one I found.

But it's so funny. Okay, yep, I'm gonna make a list here. There is a website called isitchristmas.com. Kate, is it Christmas?

Kate, what does this one do? Have you been to these? Yeah, I'm at it right now.

Isitchristmas.com. No. No. Oh, it says it's no.

The whole website. But one day I bet it says yes. Wanna guess which day? Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate. I gotta make a list.

Because I'm gonna pick, I'm gonna get a QR code to one of these. Okay, here's what's crazy. Somebody pays every year to maintain these websites. That's right. That makes me so happy. Why?

Because it's all for the bit. Yeah. Endlesshorse.com.

And isitchristmas.com. What else you got? Let me see, I'll find one more. Okay.

Okay. Findtheinvisiblecow.com. It is a game where you have to drag your mouse or finger around, depending on what device you're on, to find the cow. It's hiding behind the shouting. So make sure to turn on your audio before playing.

If you don't hear anything, it's possible that you don't support blah, blah, blah. But anyway, you just play this game and somewhere you have to drag your mouse around and you have to find the invisible cow. It's on the page somewhere. Okay. But I haven't played the game, so I don't know. I have to install something and play that one. You don't wanna do that. That's not it. I like the game idea, but I don't wanna have, I don't want people that have to install something.

I like the endless.horse .com. I think it's gonna be that one. Somebody's gonna steal my idea. They're gonna get the QR code of the endless horse. What happens if that website goes down? Then they'll have a 404.

That's right. Not found. Yeah, they'll get a, this page doesn't exist. Dang it.

Yeah. Endless.horse, you gotta stay in business, my guy. Forever.

Forever. Cause I'm gonna get a tattoo of it. What would you do if you scanned somebody's tattoo QR code and it took you to endless horse?

I would laugh and laugh and laugh. That's why I think it's hilarious. That's why I want it. I see. I wanna be part of that joke.

The endless horse joke? Yeah. Yeah. Or is it Christmas.com? No. It isn't. Not today. Right.

But if you don't know for sure, you can check isitchristmas.com and it'll let you know for sure whether or not today is Christmas. Sss. Ha ha ha ha. I've been listening to a lot of Bad Bunny. Yeah. I did not know who Bad Bunny was until about three weeks ago. Right.

And then you kind of jumped both feet in. I really like some of his music. Right. And I've been singing a lot of Bad Bunny. I don't know Spanish. Okay. I know un poquito. Español. Okay, right. Got it.

Ha ha ha ha. But I've been singing a lot of what I think I know are the words. You don't know the words. And so you just make noise. Yeah.

And you're not even just making the Bad Bunny. Eh. Noise. You're doing other stuff. Like.

Making up words. That's sort of. Which is?

Chiquita. Yeah. Right. Those are not words in the song. Yeah, I know. But there's. I know. You just like to.

Manzana is Apple. You have to feel apart. I know there. I know there are words. But they're not. Cause then you say. Ifresas.

Which is strawberries. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know that you know words, but they're not the words to the song.

Is what I'm saying. La madre. Supa. Right. Okay. I know stuff. Yeah.

Those are not the words to the song. But you walk around the house doing that. You're like, that's great. That you know some Spanish words. La puerta. Like, yeah, it's the door. Good job.

I didn't know that one actually. You did it? I'm gonna write that one down. Oh, good.

Cause it fits into your rhythm. Yeah. Man. So I asked the kids as I was dancing around singing last night, I go, does anybody sing a Bad Bunny yet?

Nobody answered. I don't think they're mad about Bad Bunny. No, they're just mad.

They're mad about you. Me. Yeah. Right.

They're mad about me singing Bad Bunny. That's right. Did you know that after the Super Bowl, his streaming numbers on Spotify, sorry, 470% increase in the US. Yeah, it's probably because of me. It's because of you. It's just you listening to it over and over and over 470 million times. Yeah, I don't think so. 210% increase on global streams, which is pretty incredible.

That is incredible. He has the top six spots on Spotify's US Daily Top Songs chart. Top six.

Top six. All his. That's pretty amazing. Right. Pretty incredible. The same thing. Here's the same thing. The same thing happened last year when Kendrick Lamar did the Super Bowl. That's correct.

It happens every year. I didn't know much about him. And then I watched the Super Bowl and I was like, I like that. I like that.

And then you were walking around and you were singing. They not like us. They not like us. Yeah, right. Yeah. But you knew the English words for that. I did. So you did get those right. So that's good. You weren't just making up other words. I'm kind of a bandwagoner.

I'm a half-time Super Bowl, a half-time show bandwagoner. Well, it's just how you got exposed to new stuff. I mean, the numbers don't go up 470% because the people that already knew about him started listening more. That's right. You see what I'm saying. I do see what you're saying.

There's a lot of people that went, I gotta hear more of this. So, you know, tada. I see what you're saying.

Right. I know like when Justin Timberlake did it up, all of his stuff spiked, like mirrors and stuff went through the roof. And that was an older song that he had performed.

So it happens to everybody. So then did Usher have a spike? I'm sure.

And Rihanna and everybody else, Katy Perry, they all have. Yeah, you're probably right. So this is the way it works. It's good marketing. That's why they don't get paid by the Super Bowl is because they know they're gonna get a reciprocal. Here was the question I had though, because who pays for the show then?

Apple Music. Now it used to be Pepsi. Oh, so they get like a big sponsor. Yeah. And so then all of those Bush people got paid. Oh, I don't know. I imagine those guys get paid, but the artists themselves, they don't get paid from what I understand.

The artist performs in gratis. Ooh, ooh. Yes. Is that French? I don't know. I don't know. You don't know what to say.

Or Latin. You don't know what to say. Oh, look at you.

El Beno. No, no, that's the bathroom. Yeah. I am top level disappointed. We knew this would happen though.

I know, but this is ridiculous. Top, top level disappointed. Because I sat through the countdown for McNugget caviar all morning. You had it in the calendar that this was gonna be available today. Yeah, we talked about this last week. Right.

And I put it in the calendar. Yep. Today at nine, they were gonna put them available.

That's right. And so I've been watching the countdown for like two hours this morning. I've had it pulled up. And then right as it was supposed to be made available, I've been watching and watching and watching, the whole website crashed. Because too many people went on there and it crashed the server. Well, apparently someone, I don't know who, but someone got through because when the page finally refreshed after about 10 minutes of being down, it refreshed and says sold out. Unfortunately, our McNugget caviar was everyone's Valentine this year and has flown off the shelves. I'm telling you, every time a company does this, they've gotta make like one to 10 of these.

Do you think they even made any? I don't know. That's a really good point. They got it prone to believe. Because I've yet to see someone be like, here's the big thing that we all were talking about.

Everybody talks about it beforehand. They get a bunch of publicity out of it and then they don't ever make the product. Yeah, I think it's a big marketing ploy.

I don't think they made any at all. And then the website refreshes and it just says sold out. Like there's no, there's no like, hey, we might do another run, get added to our mailing list.

Like there's nothing even like that. It just refreshed after 10 minutes of being broken and then came back and says sold out. Yeah, I think it's a lie. I watched the countdown. There was no way you could even get through. I don't think they made this at all. They made me frustrated, I'll tell you that much.

Top level. And I don't even like caviar. I just wanted to try it. Just to see.

Agreed. But now we're mad at McDonald's. Now we're mad at you. Top level mad. Top level disappointed. I'm not mad. I'm just disappointed.

I'm top level mad. Well, no, I think we should both just send them disappointment face. Yeah, look at my face. I'm not mad at you. I'm disappointed at you. Yeah. Do better. I think you lied to us, McDonald's.

I do too. I don't think you made these at all. Prove I'm wrong.

Yeah. Send me one. Prove I'm wrong. Yeah, prove this exists. That's what I'd like to say. McDonald's caviar.

Because I'm telling you, I don't buy it. Who are some of the top influencers? Do you think they got some? In the McDonald's space? Yeah. I don't know.

Like I'm just wondering if maybe they got some. I don't know. I don't either. I've never seen anyone get the thing. It always just gets sold out, whatever the thing is. Whatever it is. Weird flavored ice cream sold out.

Weird this, that. What was the mayo, the butter mayo nays thing? From Tillamook? Yeah.

Gone. Yeah, I was doing the same thing. It's what I'm saying. I don't think they either don't actually make it or they make between one and 10. And then they're like done. Or they send them only to influencers and they go, see, we made it. That's what I think.

That's possible. I don't think they probably make, I don't know, maybe a hundred and send to the top a hundred influencers. And then they say, oh, you can get your hands on some too. Yeah, well.

And they don't. I'm big disappointed. So not a great start to the day. Yeah.

You know. Look how mad we are. Disappointed, not mad. I'm mad.

I'm disappointed. Would you like to ask the question today? I would. Okay, sure.

Go for it. Would you rather host or attend? What?

Gathering. Oh, just anything? Yeah. I think you're gonna pick host. Yeah, I am. And I'm gonna not pick host. You're gonna attend?

Yeah. Why? Why am I picking host?

Because you like to host. I know this about you. I do. I like to have, I like to cook. You do? And have people over.

Yeah. I'm terrible about inviting anyone to the house to actually host. But I like to do it. But I know you're not into it.

So I think somewhere in the middle, we just don't do it. Because you're not into it. And by in the middle, I mean, we don't do it because you're not into it. It's not that I'm not into it. It's just I stress about it beforehand. And then I'm like, oh, the house isn't ready.

The house doesn't look good. People are gonna judge me on my baseboards. Oh. You say that all the time. And no one has ever done that. I know.

And who cares even if they do? You don't live here. I live here. But then I'm like, oh. But also the baseboards aren't like filthy. I know.

I don't know why you're stuck on that. I'm like, oh man. There's cobwebs in that corner.

When was the last time I dusted the ceiling fan? I get hung up on that stuff. And I, I know it's dumb.

I know it's ridiculous. But I still do it. And then the other thing is, if I go to somebody else's event, I can leave when I want to.

True. If people are coming to my house and I'm like tired or done, just go home. When is the, when is the part when you can kick them out? Well.

Not 30 minutes after they arrive. I think it's interesting that you don't want to host. I just, for me, I'm like, come over, hang out, enjoy my space.

I know. I like to cook here, have some food. I think it's pretty good. Hopefully you like it.

If you don't, don't tell me about it. But thanks for coming anyway. I just think it's cool.

I know, I just get a hot mouth. I like hanging out, having conversation, playing games, doing stuff. I like that too. Do you? I just get hung up on dumb stuff. Well, quit doing that. All right. Done. So, you're still not gonna host? You're still picking a tent?

All right. Would you rather this or that? We had a bit of a conversation last night and at one point you said, that's why I'm never gonna be skinny is because I work there. Because somebody had some treats. Somebody brought in some treats. We always get treats. Always.

People are always bringing in treats. And then it's, I'll never, because I have no self-control. I don't know how to say no, especially when everyone else is partaking. I'm like, I wanna be a part of the cake club. I gotta have a cake. So somebody brought in donuts this morning. Yeah.

I haven't eaten one yet. I know. But you have the, you're gonna leave soon. So you're gonna be able to walk away from the donut. Yes.

I exist with these donuts all day. Okay. Are you gonna have one? I'm gonna have to.

Yeah, you're gonna have to. They aren't gonna eat themselves, you know? No, it's a donut.

I know. So Justin here on the Hawk is walking around with these donuts and he's like, hey, I'm putting these donuts out if you want a donut. And then he stopped back by and he was eating the maple bar. And I said, that's the worst of the donuts.

I'm glad he got that one out of the way. Cause yuck. No, maple donuts are so good. I'm not a fan.

I am. What do they call that? A long John? Is that what that donut is? A maple long John?

Sure. What do you call it? I call it a maple bar.

A maple bar. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. But it's, that's a long donut. What's your go-to donut? Oh, I am definitely, I like the Bavarian cream custard filled.

Yeah. Those are so good. With the chocolate on top. That's, that's my favorite.

Mm-hmm. But it has to be custard filled. I don't like a jelly filled. I'm not into jelly. Like custard. But I'm going to tell you right now, if that one's not available, I love an old fashioned cake donut.

That's probably my least favorite. I love that old fashioned cake donut. Let's be real. I'm not saying no to any of the donuts. Yeah. All right. I don't like the fritters.

I'm not a big fan. I know you do like bear claw. Like that's kind of- Bear claw, but an apple fritter.

What's the difference between a bear claw and an apple fritter? I don't know necessarily. I feel like that's the same. No, they look different. Ah.

Mm. I am an all inclusive donut eater. They differ primarily in flavor and texture.

So they are different. Bear claw is flaky, almond paste filled yeast pastry, shaped like a paw, often glazed on top with sliced almonds. The apple fritter is denser, deep fried dough, mixed with chunks of apple cinnamon and a thick glaze. This is maple bars and long johns are different too. What's the difference?

What's a long john versus a maple bars and long johns are essentially the same rectangular donut, primarily differing by regional terminology. Oh, okay. But it's the same. Okay. It's the same.

It's a maple long john. Okay. So there's a box of donuts of wide range. You're going for the... If there's a filled one, I want that. Custard filled.

Right? I don't like that weird marshmallow-y cream. I don't care for that.

Yeah, I don't like that either. I like a custard. I do like an apple fritter and then I like a glazed twist.

That's a fine one. It has to be a twist. Or the cinnamon twist.

I'll do that. If it's just a glazed donut, count me out. I mean, I'll still eat it. I will walk away from a glazed donut. You will? Yep. Wow.

If it's just like a rectangular box that just regular glazed, no thanks. Oh. The only time I'll eat one of those is when it's tied to a string and I'm competing to see if I can get it off the string faster than anybody else. Let's do that. It's not Halloween. It doesn't need to be. Yeah, that's a Halloween game.

No, we could make it a Valentine's Day game. What? Settle down.

Your gears are turning too much. No, no, no, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I gotta come up with some Valentine games for us. Mm-hmm. Great.

Donuts on a string. Yeah. What else? I don't know. Why are you making a list? Stop making a list.

Stop it. It's what I do best. It's what you do most. Donuts and making lists. That's what I do. Eat a donut and make a list.

Put that on a plaque. Eat donuts, make lists. Tasks achieved for the day.

Make lists, check, eat donut, check. Done. That's the end of the day. That's the end of the day. Need a nap. Yeah, take a nap, check. All right, well, I'm gonna have to go investigate the donuts. Yeah, I'll go with you.

Yes. That's where I'm headed. So let's wrap this up. I got a donut to eat. Nobody tell my doctor.

Thanks. Your doctor doesn't care about your donut intake. My doctor told me that I needed to eat better if I wanted to get my blood pressure down. And I said, who are you to tell me anything? I'm your doctor, he said. And then I paid him and I said, see you later. I think I'll have a donut.

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