You're Wrong

Alternate title: "You're Wrong About How Many People We Can Offend in 100 Minutes".

Show Notes

Welcome to You're Wrong's first tag-team battle royale! And what better subject to tackle on this first one than two of the most widely-recognised winter holidays in the world, amirite? 👀

For obvious reasons, the format for this one was slightly different from the usual battle royales: Matt acted solely as the Questioner (or, as he titled himself, the "Magistrate"), instead of being a participant as well; resident Jewish boys Luciano and Spencer were the obvious (and likely only safe) choice for taking the side of Hanukkah, while Chris was joined by their buddy Matt (hooray, confusion!) defending Christmas.

I know I say this a lot, but this one was really unhinged. Absolutely bonkers, really. Which reminds me: whatever you do, do not Google "Sinterklaas". Just don't.

Creators & Guests

Host
Chris
Bespectacled comic nerd
Host
Luciano
Life is like a baboon's ass: colorful and full of shit...
Host
Matt
Full Time Host, Part time everything else
Host
Spencer
Recurring guest host extraordinaire
Guest
Other Matt

What is You're Wrong?

You're Wrong is on permanent hiatus, but Chris, Luciano, Matt and Spencer aren't! They have a new podcast, dedicated (almost) exclusively to movies, called Popcorn & Plot Holes. Come listen to their ramblings at https://popcornandplotholes.transistor.fm/ or anywhere you get your podcasts from!

[magistrate]: hello and welcome to an extra special
episode of the wrong podcast this week we

[magistrate]: mark our

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[magistrate]: second holiday

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[magistrate]: episode and

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[magistrate]: we're really stepping up our game we're
tackling the issues the hard issues head on

[magistrate]: as it were we are conducting a
bell

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[magistrate]: royal and it is the ultimate holiday
season battle royal it is

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[magistrate]: christmas versus

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[magistrate]: do this properly we have established teams
you really need to have a team attacking

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[magistrate]: match as it were

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[magistrate]: two properly understand who the winner of
the spell rail is going to be so

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[magistrate]: in one corner wearing the blue and
white trunks we have hailing from

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weird mount

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most expensive dratal more or less

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[magistrate]: spencer

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crew

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[mattward]: good

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[spinner]: oh

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[magistrate]: yea

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[spinner]: from the start how

[cobra]: yeah

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do

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[cobra]: yeah

[magistrate]: this is great

[mattward]: yeah

[magistrate]: just

[cobra]: a

[magistrate]: in case you haven't noticed i will
not be participating in

[spinner]: oh

[magistrate]: this tragedy of a podcast i will
be officiating

[cobra]: yeah

[magistrate]: it

[mattward]: yeah

[magistrate]: but don't worry to make it this
is the least

[mattward]: oh

[magistrate]: amount confusing is possible we've brought a
very special guest with us he

[spinner]: oh

[mattward]: yeah

[magistrate]: will

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[magistrate]: be representing christmas

[spinner]: my

[magistrate]: along with chris but first let me
give them their proper

[macho_kringle]: oh

[magistrate]: due introductions

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[cobra]: oh

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is actually factual thunder bay don't know

[spinner]: a

[magistrate]: if that's actual chris from thunder bay
i guess now

[cobra]: yeah

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[cobra]: yeah

[magistrate]: his

[mattward]: oh

[magistrate]: partner

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[mattward]: yes

[magistrate]: we got another map because it would
be

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[magistrate]: too confusing otherwise this matt though

[spinner]: no

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back streets and barnyards of bethlehem

[mattward]: higdelyhop

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[mattward]: neighbors

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[cobra]: act actually

[magistrate]: other mat

[cobra]: jesus was born

[mattward]: yes

[cobra]: in nazareth

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[mattward]: i

[magistrate]: who knows

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[magistrate]: wait

[mattward]: listen

[magistrate]: wait wait the bethlehem brawlers

[spinner]: so

[magistrate]: here

[cobra]: he

[magistrate]: to defend christmas

[macho_kringle]: that to

[mattward]: there we go i'm

[spinner]: to

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[mattward]: to it

[spinner]: christmas from the jews

[magistrate]: ah

[spinner]: the war on christmas

[mattward]: m

[spinner]: has begun officially

[cobra]: yes

[magistrate]: yeah

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[magistrate]: yeah

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[macho_kringle]: mad

[mattward]: like

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[mattward]: a

[macho_kringle]: hear

[mattward]: skirmish

[macho_kringle]: a lot of i hear a lot
of talking

[magistrate]: oh

[macho_kringle]: but i don't see any wrastling

[mattward]: m

[spinner]: oh you just wait

[cobra]: yes

[mattward]: ay

[magistrate]: so

[spinner]: the wrastling just begun

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[magistrate]: than that being

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[magistrate]: the worst introduction of all

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[magistrate]: time

[spinner]: yeah

[cobra]: oh

[magistrate]: i'm prepared to ask you a series

[macho_kringle]: m

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[macho_kringle]: m

[magistrate]: and solve

[spinner]: oh

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[magistrate]: watch better honor christmas

[macho_kringle]: oh

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[magistrate]: cut to the core depth of which
one is better

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[mattward]: m

[spinner]: god damn

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[macho_kringle]: my

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[macho_kringle]: hands

[spinner]: i like

[macho_kringle]: around your neck figuratively

[mattward]: yeah

[spinner]: i like

[magistrate]: yeah

[spinner]: that matt turned his enthusiasm from me

[macho_kringle]: oh

[spinner]: one to one point five for that
introduction

[magistrate]: you're welcome

[macho_kringle]: he did

[spinner]: and

[cobra]: did

[mattward]: it was

[cobra]: he

[mattward]: intense

[spinner]: i respect

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[cobra]: because i didn't

[macho_kringle]: ah

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[magistrate]: i'm a professional shut up

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[magistrate]: by god

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[mattward]: yeah

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[macho_kringle]: yeah

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[cobra]: ah

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[macho_kringle]: yeah

[magistrate]: yeah

[cobra]: no

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[magistrate]: will

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[magistrate]: be fine

[macho_kringle]: m

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ready to rumble it's more like are you

[cobra]: ready for a walk let's go for
a walk

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[magistrate]: i'm

[mattward]: we're

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[mattward]: going

[spinner]: ready

[mattward]: to do

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[macho_kringle]: brisk

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[cobra]: oh

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[spinner]: are you ready for a tit

[magistrate]: you ready

[mattward]: oh

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[cobra]: a space

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[mattward]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: you're ready for

[magistrate]: put

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[magistrate]: your

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[magistrate]: dukes

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[magistrate]: up and let's

[mattward]: yeah

[magistrate]: go yes

[spinner]: m

[magistrate]: thank

[macho_kringle]: m

[magistrate]: you chris

[macho_kringle]: m

[magistrate]: let's get

[cobra]: yeah

[magistrate]: to the first question let's not wasting
more time how poor an

[spinner]: yeah

[magistrate]: introduction and let's focus

[macho_kringle]: indeed

[magistrate]: on

[cobra]: oh

[spinner]: oh

[magistrate]: how badly

[macho_kringle]: we

[magistrate]: you

[macho_kringle]: believe

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[magistrate]: of the human race

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[magistrate]: yah

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[mattward]: part

[spinner]: ah

[magistrate]: first question

[macho_kringle]: participation

[mattward]: yeah

[magistrate]: you

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[magistrate]: need to

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[magistrate]: explain your holiday to us and because
nothing is simple in this podcast you need

[magistrate]: to do it by picking

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[magistrate]: a samuel jackson movie

[macho_kringle]: ah

[magistrate]: using that to explain

[macho_kringle]: m

[magistrate]: honi

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[magistrate]: or christmas

[spinner]: m

[magistrate]: sam jackson has lots of options

[spinner]: m

[magistrate]: i want

[spinner]: yep

[magistrate]: someone who

[spinner]: yep

[magistrate]: had a lot of library to give
um in the interest of picking

[macho_kringle]: oh

[magistrate]: somebody randomly

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[magistrate]: i

[macho_kringle]: oh

[magistrate]: am going

[spinner]: oh

[magistrate]: to pick ethlahambralos

[spinner]: yeah

[magistrate]: because

[spinner]: oh perfect

[magistrate]: it is alphabetically

[cobra]: yeah let

[magistrate]: first

[macho_kringle]: oh

[spinner]: yeah

[magistrate]: and

[cobra]: also

[magistrate]: christmas

[cobra]: let the

[magistrate]: is

[cobra]: goyim

[magistrate]: easy

[cobra]: go first let the go

[mattward]: all

[spinner]: yeah

[mattward]: right

[cobra]: go first

[macho_kringle]: m

[mattward]: all right

[macho_kringle]: oh

[mattward]: i've got one

[magistrate]: yeah

[mattward]: in mind

[magistrate]: do you want to confer

[macho_kringle]: what do

[magistrate]: with

[macho_kringle]: you

[magistrate]: your

[macho_kringle]: got

[magistrate]: partner

[spinner]: the

[mattward]: yeah what

[spinner]: oh

[mattward]: do you what i'm thinking like

[magistrate]: oh

[mattward]: hate flat

[macho_kringle]: hateful

[mattward]: is a good

[spinner]: no

[mattward]: way

[macho_kringle]: okay

[spinner]: you stole

[mattward]: yes

[spinner]: that from

[magistrate]: yeah

[spinner]: us

[mattward]: yeah

[cobra]: yeah

[spinner]: uh

[cobra]: that's that's

[mattward]: i

[cobra]: sort

[spinner]: uh

[mattward]: mean

[cobra]: of what

[magistrate]: yeah oh

[spinner]: that's

[macho_kringle]: dave

[spinner]: a hoak movie

[macho_kringle]: you only say

[mattward]: you're

[macho_kringle]: where about

[mattward]: talking

[macho_kringle]: the

[mattward]: about

[macho_kringle]: field is this w sit the fun
down

[spinner]: ah

[magistrate]: you

[cobra]: hateful

[macho_kringle]: and wait to

[cobra]: ladies

[macho_kringle]: turn

[magistrate]: oh

[cobra]: a hunted movie might be

[magistrate]: yeah

[cobra]: my favorite

[spinner]: i

[cobra]: quote

[spinner]: uh

[cobra]: time

[macho_kringle]: hateful

[spinner]: uh yeah

[macho_kringle]: nica

[magistrate]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: it

[magistrate]: yeah

[mattward]: hold on

[macho_kringle]: oh

[mattward]: hear me out

[magistrate]: right

[mattward]: hear me

[magistrate]: show

[mattward]: out

[magistrate]: your work

[cobra]: oh god

[mattward]: we

[magistrate]: yeah

[mattward]: it's it's a

[cobra]: as

[mattward]: movie that kind of started

[spinner]: that

[magistrate]: oh

[mattward]: out very

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[mattward]: jewish

[spinner]: we

[mattward]: ish

[spinner]: yeah

[mattward]: and then eventually we took

[magistrate]: ah

[mattward]: it over

[magistrate]: wow

[mattward]: there's a lot of white guys in
it lot of random white christian dudes that

[mattward]: he shows up with

[magistrate]: okay

[mattward]: all angry

[macho_kringle]: ah

[spinner]: with guns

[mattward]: way guns and cold there's

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[mattward]: a lot of snow i didn't really
watch

[spinner]: m

[mattward]: this movie that's about as far as
i got

[macho_kringle]: ah

[mattward]: but i

[spinner]: yeah

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[cobra]: so you

[mattward]: there's

[cobra]: just wanted

[mattward]: talking

[cobra]: to steal the hateful

[spinner]: yeah

[cobra]: aid from us is what you're saying

[mattward]: there was a lot

[spinner]: there

[mattward]: of wooden

[spinner]: was a

[mattward]: chairs which reminds me a lot of
church they were

[macho_kringle]: m

[mattward]: sitting in a bar

[magistrate]: oh

[mattward]: which

[spinner]: i

[mattward]: we have a lot

[macho_kringle]: m

[mattward]: of wine when we do mass like
follow me on this

[magistrate]: yeah

[mattward]: here there's talking

[spinner]: okay

[mattward]: there's

[magistrate]: yeah

[mattward]: usually only

[magistrate]: ah

[mattward]: one black guy it i think there's
not really that much there that sounds like

[mattward]: you know most of the christmases in
the churches that i went to you

[spinner]: yeah

[mattward]: know

[macho_kringle]: brother eliza

[cobra]: i

[mattward]: yeah

[cobra]: mean if you want

[macho_kringle]: brother

[cobra]: it

[macho_kringle]: eliza

[cobra]: if you went to the same jackson
movie that had a church

[mattward]: right

[cobra]: in it you should have picked kingsman

[magistrate]: yeah

[mattward]: at that same jackson

[macho_kringle]: let

[spinner]: too

[mattward]: i

[macho_kringle]: us

[mattward]: don't

[spinner]: late

[mattward]: think

[macho_kringle]: let

[mattward]: you

[macho_kringle]: us

[mattward]: mees

[macho_kringle]: lay this

[cobra]: yeah

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[mattward]: ye

[macho_kringle]: we're

[magistrate]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: gonna

[cobra]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: let you poke holes

[cobra]: yeah it

[macho_kringle]: in

[cobra]: is

[macho_kringle]: this

[mattward]: oh

[magistrate]: to be fair they're not locked

[spinner]: i

[magistrate]: into hayflay he's just conferring with his
partner maybe there's another option

[cobra]: fair

[magistrate]: they

[cobra]: enough

[magistrate]: want to they

[mattward]: yeah

[magistrate]: want

[cobra]: fair

[magistrate]: to lay

[spinner]: no

[mattward]: what

[cobra]: enough

[magistrate]: out

[mattward]: other

[magistrate]: here

[mattward]: options we got

[macho_kringle]: snakes

[mattward]: snakes

[macho_kringle]: on

[mattward]: on

[macho_kringle]: the

[mattward]: a plane

[macho_kringle]: plane

[magistrate]: shore you work

[macho_kringle]: oh

[mattward]: yes okay

[macho_kringle]: several people bored a plane

[mattward]: a

[spinner]: or

[macho_kringle]: hoping to reach their destination

[spinner]: thank dein

[macho_kringle]: but what's this

[spinner]: i

[macho_kringle]: whoa and turmoil on the plane thus
christmas saved everyone because i'm tired of this

[spinner]: oh

[macho_kringle]: by the fucking sex all this mother
fucking plane

[spinner]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: i

[magistrate]: chris

[macho_kringle]: yield

[mattward]: i mean

[macho_kringle]: my time

[magistrate]: chris

[macho_kringle]: and i'm conferring

[magistrate]: did

[macho_kringle]: with

[magistrate]: you

[macho_kringle]: him

[magistrate]: did you pick that answer just so
you could say that

[cobra]: of course

[macho_kringle]: no

[cobra]: it did

[macho_kringle]: actually i wanted

[magistrate]: m

[macho_kringle]: to see

[cobra]: wouldn't

[macho_kringle]: how i could

[cobra]: you

[macho_kringle]: get from from the beginning

[mattward]: yes

[macho_kringle]: of

[magistrate]: m

[macho_kringle]: i wanted to see how i could

[spinner]: i wanted

[macho_kringle]: turn

[spinner]: to

[macho_kringle]: it

[spinner]: how

[macho_kringle]: into christmas

[magistrate]: oh

[cobra]: yes

[mattward]: oh

[macho_kringle]: but like we were interesting as soon
as we said at the same time so

[macho_kringle]: we kind of have committed although we've

[magistrate]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: conferenced each other

[magistrate]: okay

[macho_kringle]: to say that

[mattward]: well i mean

[spinner]: well

[mattward]: what else could could we throw up
one other idea here maybe like i guess

[spinner]: oh just say all the movies

[cobra]: yeah

[mattward]: avengers end game

[magistrate]: okay

[mattward]: a

[macho_kringle]: hum

[mattward]: spectacle

[cobra]: to

[mattward]: sells

[macho_kringle]: m

[mattward]: a lot

[cobra]: fuck

[mattward]: of toys

[spinner]: so i

[macho_kringle]: does

[mattward]: yeah

[cobra]: they're

[magistrate]: this

[mattward]: every

[cobra]: stealing

[macho_kringle]: it

[magistrate]: is

[cobra]: all of our movies

[magistrate]: excuse

[cobra]: what the fuck

[magistrate]: me

[mattward]: yeah

[magistrate]: sir it is not your turn

[spinner]: ah you can't

[mattward]: you know

[spinner]: steal all the movies

[macho_kringle]: well we

[mattward]: that's

[spinner]: he only has so many

[macho_kringle]: what

[mattward]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: new

[magistrate]: oh

[spinner]: he only has nine hundred films

[macho_kringle]: listen

[cobra]: oh

[macho_kringle]: we could we could jab

[mattward]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: pope

[spinner]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: fiction into this conversational stocking

[cobra]: yeah

[magistrate]: yah

[macho_kringle]: if you will so

[spinner]: i swear

[mattward]: i'm

[spinner]: to god

[mattward]: just supposed

[magistrate]: so

[macho_kringle]: we could

[magistrate]: okay

[mattward]: all

[cobra]: hebrew

[mattward]: right

[cobra]: mother fucker do you speak it

[mattward]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: i got

[magistrate]: um

[macho_kringle]: a blue royal

[magistrate]: m

[macho_kringle]: right here

[magistrate]: what

[mattward]: uh

[macho_kringle]: in this knuckle

[magistrate]: what

[macho_kringle]: sandwich

[mattward]: h

[magistrate]: what

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[magistrate]: are you guys picking here we gotta
go

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[magistrate]: what is your official

[mattward]: know what

[magistrate]: bethlehem brawlers approved choice

[mattward]: chris what do you think i think
end game is probably like the avengers can

[mattward]: we say the series because that works
on a whole it's sponsored

[spinner]: so

[mattward]: by disney it

[macho_kringle]: m

[mattward]: sells a lot of toys

[magistrate]: i mean

[macho_kringle]: m

[magistrate]: like i want to be

[mattward]: people

[magistrate]: liberal

[mattward]: get

[magistrate]: about

[mattward]: toxic

[magistrate]: this but

[mattward]: as ship around it so you know
i think that

[magistrate]: christmas

[mattward]: works

[magistrate]: is only one day a year so
one movie

[mattward]: one movie so

[magistrate]: yeah

[mattward]: which one best represents the toxicity of
that i don't know

[macho_kringle]: m

[mattward]: commercialism

[magistrate]: i would

[cobra]: king's

[magistrate]: say the

[cobra]: man

[magistrate]: last

[mattward]: applying

[magistrate]: one

[mattward]: commercionalism

[cobra]: kings

[magistrate]: the last

[cobra]: ban

[magistrate]: one does a great job and margualizes

[mattward]: yeah

[magistrate]: women at one point

[mattward]: yeah

[spinner]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: m

[mattward]: yeah i

[magistrate]: oh

[mattward]: think

[spinner]: yeah

[mattward]: i think and game i want to
lock that one in what are you thinking

[macho_kringle]: i'm afraid we're about to paint ourselves
into a corner

[magistrate]: yeah

[spinner]: m

[mattward]: yeah

[cobra]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: truthfully speaking but why not

[magistrate]: m

[cobra]: yeah

[mattward]: yeah

[magistrate]: a green

[macho_kringle]: see

[spinner]: m

[macho_kringle]: what

[magistrate]: and

[macho_kringle]: the

[magistrate]: red

[macho_kringle]: fuck

[magistrate]: corner

[macho_kringle]: happens

[magistrate]: okay green and

[mattward]: ah

[magistrate]: red corner painted into excellent answer

[mattward]: ah

[spinner]: excellent

[magistrate]: as an unbiased

[macho_kringle]: oh

[magistrate]: judge that was an answer

[macho_kringle]: eh oh

[mattward]: yeah

[cobra]: oh

[magistrate]: you crew

[mattward]: no

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[magistrate]: what

[mattward]: yes

[magistrate]: do you got

[cobra]: hear me out

[spinner]: all

[cobra]: spencer

[spinner]: right

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[cobra]: hear me out

[spinner]: okay let's talk this through let's talk
this through yet

[cobra]: um

[macho_kringle]: ah

[cobra]: a tack of the clones or

[spinner]: oh okay

[cobra]: return of the jet because it's a
festival of light

[macho_kringle]: m

[cobra]: sabers

[spinner]: light

[magistrate]: sorry he was not

[spinner]: he

[mattward]: yeah

[magistrate]: in

[spinner]: was

[magistrate]: return

[spinner]: not in

[magistrate]: of

[spinner]: return

[magistrate]: the jet

[spinner]: of the jet

[mattward]: yeah

[spinner]: oh

[cobra]: now return to jed

[macho_kringle]: uh

[cobra]: revenge

[mattward]: that

[cobra]: of the sith sorry

[spinner]: revenge

[magistrate]: thank you

[spinner]: of

[cobra]: revenge

[spinner]: the smith

[cobra]: of the

[macho_kringle]: uh

[cobra]: sithyeah

[mattward]: so i was oda

[cobra]: yeah okay let's not go there

[mattward]: yeah

[spinner]: m

[magistrate]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: and

[cobra]: let's

[macho_kringle]: yet here we are

[magistrate]: there's

[cobra]: i

[magistrate]: another cat

[cobra]: i didn't even mention palpatin in this
yet

[magistrate]: there's there's another

[spinner]: hm

[mattward]: yeah

[magistrate]: car

[mattward]: the

[magistrate]: there's another question category

[cobra]: a

[magistrate]: later on that you might be able
to use these people and

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[magistrate]: so

[cobra]: okay

[magistrate]: don't worry

[cobra]: anyway it's a

[mattward]: oh

[cobra]: festival of light sabers it has to
be

[spinner]: that

[cobra]: a techteclones because that's the one that
has the most

[mattward]: a

[cobra]: light sabers

[spinner]: now that is not that

[macho_kringle]: ah

[cobra]: okay

[spinner]: now i will say my first thought
was the movie hard eight which i've i

[spinner]: don't even know hat's about but it's
called hard eight

[mattward]: i think

[spinner]: which

[mattward]: you've

[cobra]: oh

[mattward]: been

[spinner]: plays

[mattward]: watching too much

[spinner]: plays

[mattward]: for

[spinner]: right into

[macho_kringle]: horn

[spinner]: a night of

[macho_kringle]: sounds

[spinner]: honicas

[macho_kringle]: like something we might find on

[mattward]: sounds

[macho_kringle]: a

[mattward]: a good

[macho_kringle]: salacious

[magistrate]: oh

[cobra]: h

[mattward]: sounds like a dirty

[cobra]: h

[macho_kringle]: hanno

[mattward]: version of the hatefully

[cobra]: m

[macho_kringle]: you know oh

[spinner]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: oh

[spinner]: a

[macho_kringle]: oh

[spinner]: turn that down

[macho_kringle]: oh wow

[mattward]: ah

[spinner]: but i do think that

[macho_kringle]: viceral

[spinner]: the best movie that incapsolates honica might
be the movie glorious bastards

[macho_kringle]: oh

[spinner]: because what's more jewish than killing hitler

[mattward]: is he

[cobra]: okay

[mattward]: in that

[spinner]: he

[magistrate]: we

[spinner]: is a narrator sir

[mattward]: that's

[cobra]: that's right

[mattward]: right

[cobra]: he is the narrator

[mattward]: that's

[cobra]: ah

[mattward]: right

[spinner]: right

[cobra]: so

[magistrate]: oh

[cobra]: thought i had thought

[mattward]: yeah

[cobra]: of and game because i'm inert and
i actually know what hank is about which

[cobra]: is not that common and

[mattward]: oh

[cobra]: the whole kab thing

[spinner]: my

[cobra]: might might but they stole it so
fucking

[spinner]: oh

[cobra]: hateful

[mattward]: oh

[cobra]: eight since they didn't use it

[spinner]: oh

[mattward]: ah

[spinner]: yes

[cobra]: that is

[mattward]: oh

[cobra]: that is a

[mattward]: ah

[cobra]: well

[spinner]: oh

[cobra]: too

[magistrate]: can

[cobra]: much

[magistrate]: you

[cobra]: death

[magistrate]: can

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[magistrate]: you work the

[cobra]: hanka

[magistrate]: oil

[cobra]: doesn't have as

[mattward]: yeah

[cobra]: much

[magistrate]: into

[cobra]: as

[magistrate]: that

[spinner]: can

[macho_kringle]: you

[spinner]: we work oil into

[magistrate]: yeah

[spinner]: this

[macho_kringle]: use the oil

[cobra]: why do you want you want to
make it like a corn hop movie

[magistrate]: no no

[cobra]: is

[magistrate]: but

[cobra]: that

[magistrate]: i just like

[macho_kringle]: you

[magistrate]: the idea

[macho_kringle]: went there

[magistrate]: the oil is only

[macho_kringle]: i did

[magistrate]: supposed

[macho_kringle]: not

[magistrate]: to last

[cobra]: i know

[magistrate]: one night

[cobra]: i know

[magistrate]: and at last

[cobra]: i

[magistrate]: eight

[cobra]: know

[macho_kringle]: oh

[magistrate]: so eight

[cobra]: i know

[magistrate]: sex parties

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[magistrate]: i guess with the port

[spinner]: yeah

[magistrate]: angle

[cobra]: uh

[magistrate]: instead of

[macho_kringle]: it writes

[magistrate]: one sex

[mattward]: you

[macho_kringle]: itself

[mattward]: can

[magistrate]: party

[mattward]: make an are

[macho_kringle]: it writes

[cobra]: uh

[macho_kringle]: itself

[mattward]: you can you can make an argument
for paul fiction because that's

[macho_kringle]: m

[mattward]: one hell of a jerry girl he's
rocking in that that is

[spinner]: that's

[macho_kringle]: m

[spinner]: true

[cobra]: you

[mattward]: and

[cobra]: could

[mattward]: that

[cobra]: you

[mattward]: just

[cobra]: could

[macho_kringle]: m

[cobra]: light

[mattward]: keeps going

[cobra]: you could light eight days worth of
candles with that jerry carl for sure

[mattward]: oh

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[mattward]: man

[spinner]: oh

[mattward]: yeah

[cobra]: yeah

[mattward]: yes

[spinner]: ah now

[cobra]: i don't know

[macho_kringle]: m

[cobra]: i think

[mattward]: a

[macho_kringle]: that's

[cobra]: i'm

[macho_kringle]: rect

[cobra]: gonna go ahead

[spinner]: now you go ahead i'm leading towards
inglorious bastards

[macho_kringle]: okay

[mattward]: yeah

[spinner]: because there were

[mattward]: yeah

[spinner]: eleven bastards in the

[macho_kringle]: m

[spinner]: inglorious bastards the crew

[cobra]: j

[spinner]: but there were eight jewish ones come
on

[cobra]: is that true

[mattward]: yeah

[spinner]: that is a fact

[mattward]: yeah

[cobra]: okay then it's

[mattward]: i

[cobra]: locked

[mattward]: see you

[cobra]: in

[mattward]: looking at your phone did you look
that fact up because

[spinner]: i looked it up son i'm a
professional

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[cobra]: now i think i think there's no
discussion then

[magistrate]: so

[cobra]: it has

[spinner]: yeah

[cobra]: to be

[spinner]: exactly

[magistrate]: so

[spinner]: so the story is about how eight
jewish

[mattward]: yes

[spinner]: people

[magistrate]: okay

[spinner]: who were supposed to be killed by
the nazis did not they

[macho_kringle]: oh

[spinner]: lasted much

[cobra]: yeah

[spinner]: like the oil and

[cobra]: yeah

[spinner]: the candle

[cobra]: they

[spinner]: they

[cobra]: were

[spinner]: lasted throughout the war

[cobra]: they were supposed

[spinner]: they were supposed

[cobra]: to

[spinner]: to

[cobra]: kill

[spinner]: be nuff out

[cobra]: they were supposed

[mattward]: yeah

[cobra]: to spend three days killing notes and

[spinner]: yeah

[cobra]: they spent eight

[spinner]: spent

[cobra]: the

[spinner]: it

[cobra]: with the same rations

[spinner]: right and much like the jewish minora
they killed hitler

[cobra]: what

[mattward]: what

[spinner]: that's how

[mattward]: the

[spinner]: he died

[mattward]: jewish

[spinner]: suicide

[mattward]: the jewish from

[spinner]: by

[mattward]: new

[spinner]: minora

[mattward]: range put pianura

[cobra]: yeah

[mattward]: there you

[spinner]: yeah

[mattward]: go

[spinner]: that's a little

[mattward]: okay

[spinner]: unknown fact but yes

[magistrate]: it

[spinner]: i think that is fair

[cobra]: i think

[spinner]: to say

[cobra]: yeah i think

[magistrate]: an

[cobra]: it's it's the lock in answer then

[magistrate]: i'm here for this can you explain
to me how the jew bear relates

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[magistrate]: to

[spinner]: yes

[magistrate]: honica yeah

[spinner]: so

[cobra]: is so do you know how how
lighting

[magistrate]: yeah

[cobra]: the candles

[magistrate]: yeah

[cobra]: works you have

[magistrate]: absolutely

[cobra]: you light

[magistrate]: not

[cobra]: one candle

[macho_kringle]: oh

[cobra]: you light one

[spinner]: oh

[cobra]: candle and then you

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[cobra]: use that to light

[spinner]: i

[cobra]: each of the

[spinner]: others

[cobra]: other candles

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[cobra]: one per day the jewish bear is
the smash he is the one that lights

[cobra]: all of the other

[spinner]: he's the main candle that's

[cobra]: exactly

[spinner]: the middle one

[cobra]: exactly

[mattward]: the

[cobra]: well

[magistrate]: oh

[cobra]: it depends on the hank but let's
not get into technical

[magistrate]: so

[spinner]: yeah

[magistrate]: the

[mattward]: i love i love this explanation it's
like you light candles and you bring them

[mattward]: up to the other ones and the
other ones just to guide the jewish bear

[mattward]: that's who he is

[magistrate]: okay to

[spinner]: yeah

[mattward]: that's

[cobra]: yeah

[mattward]: literally

[magistrate]: two

[spinner]: now the

[mattward]: what

[spinner]: main

[mattward]: it's

[spinner]: one is the jewish bear

[magistrate]: to

[cobra]: the main

[macho_kringle]: m

[cobra]: one yeah

[magistrate]: so

[mattward]: so

[magistrate]: the

[mattward]: if

[magistrate]: jew

[mattward]: i follow

[magistrate]: bear

[mattward]: you

[spinner]: so i call

[mattward]: he's lit on fire

[cobra]: the

[magistrate]: just want to

[spinner]: oh

[mattward]: like

[cobra]: new bear sounds like a slur

[mattward]: oh

[magistrate]: that's what

[spinner]: yeah

[magistrate]: you call it that's what

[macho_kringle]: m

[magistrate]: they call him in the movie

[cobra]: i

[magistrate]: don't

[cobra]: know

[magistrate]: get bat of

[cobra]: it

[macho_kringle]: true

[magistrate]: me

[cobra]: just

[spinner]: yeah

[cobra]: sounds bad

[magistrate]: so the jew bear

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[magistrate]: represents

[spinner]: i

[magistrate]: he's the first one to kill a
nazi and then they

[spinner]: oh

[magistrate]: basically use him to kill

[cobra]: he

[magistrate]: all

[cobra]: inspires

[magistrate]: the other notes

[cobra]: he

[spinner]: fire

[cobra]: inspires

[mattward]: okay

[cobra]: the other ones

[magistrate]: yeah

[cobra]: he inspires the other ones to keep
on killing that's

[magistrate]: yeah

[cobra]: what he

[spinner]: igniting

[cobra]: does

[spinner]: the

[macho_kringle]: yes

[spinner]: flame within them

[magistrate]: m

[cobra]: exactly

[mattward]: oh

[magistrate]: okay

[macho_kringle]: m

[magistrate]: well excellent

[macho_kringle]: m

[magistrate]: answer if i had to award

[spinner]: i

[magistrate]: points

[spinner]: had

[magistrate]: which i wouldn't because i'm unbiased honica
crushed christmas in this category but who knows

[mattward]: yeah

[magistrate]: what

[spinner]: yes

[magistrate]: happened

[spinner]: no you have to decide that's your
job

[macho_kringle]: yes

[mattward]: oh

[cobra]: yeah

[magistrate]: it's a it's a close scoring

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[magistrate]: sheet you'll find out at the end
of the episode

[spinner]: oh

[cobra]: yeah

[spinner]: okay

[magistrate]: you don't

[macho_kringle]: until

[magistrate]: know that you won that first category

[spinner]: but we did

[macho_kringle]: until until mat

[cobra]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: looks underneath

[mattward]: at

[macho_kringle]: his his keyboard and finds a neatly
wrapped envelope with a present in set to

[macho_kringle]: tip the scales

[cobra]: i mean

[mattward]: to

[spinner]: no

[cobra]: if

[spinner]: i

[cobra]: if

[spinner]: took

[cobra]: anybody

[spinner]: that money

[cobra]: is going to bribe anybody come on

[spinner]: yeah exactly

[macho_kringle]: but

[mattward]: yeah

[spinner]: and

[macho_kringle]: yet

[spinner]: we took that money

[macho_kringle]: but yet that was a

[spinner]: we

[macho_kringle]: trick

[spinner]: re

[macho_kringle]: i thought

[spinner]: we

[macho_kringle]: i

[spinner]: relaveled

[macho_kringle]: already thought

[magistrate]: right

[spinner]: it

[mattward]: oh

[macho_kringle]: i thought of that already i then
mowed him nice

[spinner]: no

[macho_kringle]: try

[spinner]: no we saw you we saw your
bribe and it said from the bethlehem brawlers

[macho_kringle]: no

[spinner]: and we just eked out that and

[mattward]: yeah

[spinner]: wrote actually from jew crew

[macho_kringle]: the envelope

[cobra]: yeah

[spinner]: so

[macho_kringle]: was empty spencer your folly was

[cobra]: we

[macho_kringle]: in

[cobra]: just

[macho_kringle]: vain

[cobra]: we just we just raised the brawlers

[magistrate]: oh

[cobra]: and came from

[macho_kringle]: you

[cobra]: bethlehem

[macho_kringle]: put so

[cobra]: he

[macho_kringle]: much

[cobra]: was

[macho_kringle]: energy

[cobra]: assuming

[spinner]: so

[macho_kringle]: into

[spinner]: much

[macho_kringle]: an

[cobra]: from

[macho_kringle]: empty

[cobra]: israel

[macho_kringle]: envelope i just told

[spinner]: i

[macho_kringle]: you

[spinner]: just told

[macho_kringle]: i

[spinner]: you

[macho_kringle]: wired him

[spinner]: i

[macho_kringle]: fundsdigitally

[mattward]: i'm literally

[spinner]: oh really

[mattward]: just still trying to

[spinner]: who

[mattward]: remember

[spinner]: do you

[mattward]: his samuel

[spinner]: you

[mattward]: jackson movies like

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[mattward]: i'm just

[spinner]: you

[mattward]: riding

[cobra]: yeah

[spinner]: chris you wired him money

[magistrate]: yeah

[spinner]: through the bank

[macho_kringle]: no bro

[magistrate]: yeah

[spinner]: art play

[macho_kringle]: no

[cobra]: yeah

[mattward]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: no

[mattward]: okay

[macho_kringle]: no i said digitively

[cobra]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: i didn't say you through which chattel

[spinner]: i said

[macho_kringle]: my

[spinner]: i

[macho_kringle]: friend

[spinner]: sent him crypto currency mother fuckeryou

[macho_kringle]: seasons

[spinner]: know what have

[mattward]: we

[spinner]: that yet

[macho_kringle]: seasons

[cobra]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: beatings

[magistrate]: sorry

[mattward]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: were believe

[spinner]: no

[macho_kringle]: my friend

[magistrate]: sorry spencer you sent me nothing some
worthless

[mattward]: yeah

[spinner]: no no

[magistrate]: coin

[cobra]: o

[mattward]: set to it

[macho_kringle]: because he looked inside the envelope and
he saw

[magistrate]: moving

[mattward]: he

[macho_kringle]: there

[mattward]: sent

[macho_kringle]: was

[magistrate]: on

[mattward]: you

[macho_kringle]: nothing

[mattward]: crippling

[cobra]: we sent

[mattward]: debt

[macho_kringle]: but a picture

[cobra]: we

[macho_kringle]: of your

[cobra]: sent

[macho_kringle]: dick

[cobra]: you

[macho_kringle]: spencer

[magistrate]: move on

[cobra]: now we

[magistrate]: when

[cobra]: sent

[magistrate]: i talk about

[cobra]: you

[magistrate]: spencer's

[cobra]: we sent

[magistrate]: dick

[cobra]: you the bribe on bridal coin

[mattward]: m

[magistrate]: i

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[magistrate]: hate that joke and i'm going to

[cobra]: oh

[magistrate]: raise it later

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[magistrate]: never happened moving on yeah

[spinner]: you say dratlcoin

[cobra]: yes

[spinner]: oh god

[magistrate]: moving on listen

[cobra]: yeah

[magistrate]: i hope you all

[macho_kringle]: oh

[magistrate]: did your home work sounds like somebody
didn't

[spinner]: obviously

[magistrate]: can you tell me why and this
question will fluctuate depending on which side you're

[magistrate]: presenting but

[macho_kringle]: m

[magistrate]: they need to replace hercules hercules can't
get it done someone else needs to do

[magistrate]: his ten feats so tell

[spinner]: oh

[magistrate]: me

[cobra]: at twelve

[mattward]: yeah

[magistrate]: sorry twelve feet just thank you

[mattward]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: oh

[magistrate]: so tell me why santa

[spinner]: who didn't do his research

[magistrate]: on the christmas side of it

[macho_kringle]: oh

[magistrate]: or halkaharry on the hare

[spinner]: there

[magistrate]: side of it would be a better
choice

[cobra]: do

[spinner]: does it

[magistrate]: to complete the

[cobra]: oh no

[magistrate]: twelve feats of hercules

[spinner]: does it have

[cobra]: oh

[spinner]: to be

[cobra]: no

[spinner]: honacaharry

[magistrate]: ah

[mattward]: m

[macho_kringle]: m

[spinner]: can it

[macho_kringle]: choose

[spinner]: be moses

[magistrate]: he

[macho_kringle]: choose

[mattward]: m

[macho_kringle]: thine champion

[cobra]: oh

[macho_kringle]: wisely

[magistrate]: he is the most

[spinner]: yes

[macho_kringle]: ye

[magistrate]: idea logically aligned counterpart to center

[spinner]: ye

[cobra]: oh god

[mattward]: john love

[magistrate]: oh

[spinner]: okay

[mattward]: its

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[mattward]: logic

[spinner]: ah

[cobra]: yea

[spinner]: john love it's great

[cobra]: i feel

[magistrate]: oh

[cobra]: like

[mattward]: jewish

[cobra]: i feel like

[mattward]: and

[cobra]: we have an

[magistrate]: yeah

[cobra]: uphill

[spinner]: oh

[cobra]: battle

[spinner]: my

[cobra]: for

[spinner]: god

[cobra]: for

[macho_kringle]: good

[cobra]: us

[macho_kringle]: luck

[magistrate]: would

[mattward]: oh

[cobra]: ah

[magistrate]: you do you want the twelve feats
do you

[macho_kringle]: oh

[magistrate]: wntonowhat they are just because that might
help you at all

[macho_kringle]: a

[mattward]: oh

[cobra]: sure why not

[magistrate]: twelve feats

[macho_kringle]: m

[magistrate]: as brought to you by bruce in
the background the first

[mattward]: oh

[spinner]: dug

[magistrate]: feat or labor then to

[spinner]: labor

[magistrate]: mean lion then

[mattward]: yeah

[magistrate]: the hydra then the wool this word
s gonna be fun sir and sir

[spinner]: yeah

[magistrate]: surinyanras hind

[spinner]: i

[magistrate]: then a bore

[spinner]: in a

[magistrate]: and then he had to clean the
stables

[spinner]: and

[magistrate]: and then he

[spinner]: well

[magistrate]: had

[spinner]: that's

[magistrate]: to get

[spinner]: easy

[magistrate]: some birds take

[macho_kringle]: m

[magistrate]: care of

[spinner]: these are getting

[cobra]: oh

[spinner]: easier

[magistrate]: the cretan bull the

[spinner]: oh

[magistrate]: mares of diomedes

[cobra]: the great

[spinner]: ah

[cobra]: on ball

[macho_kringle]: oh

[mattward]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[magistrate]: welcome

[cobra]: oh god

[spinner]: oh

[cobra]: poor

[magistrate]: the belt

[cobra]: hercules

[magistrate]: of hippolita

[cobra]: hippolita

[macho_kringle]: polite

[spinner]: polite

[magistrate]: polite the cattle of

[spinner]: yeah

[magistrate]: jerry a

[spinner]: yeah jesus

[cobra]: yeah

[spinner]: christ okay

[magistrate]: golden apples and

[mattward]: ye

[magistrate]: surbus

[spinner]: what do ye have to do with

[magistrate]: oh

[spinner]: the golden

[macho_kringle]: eh

[spinner]: apples here to defeat them

[macho_kringle]: he had to make a pie

[magistrate]: steel on me think

[macho_kringle]: indeed

[mattward]: yes

[magistrate]: the golden apples of hesperides

[mattward]: yeah

[cobra]: yeah

[magistrate]: cause he

[mattward]: to

[magistrate]: had to do two more because he
lied about doing too but that's not important

[spinner]: and honica harry

[mattward]: yeah

[spinner]: hire people to do the work

[magistrate]: and

[macho_kringle]: oh

[spinner]: for

[mattward]: yeah

[spinner]: him

[magistrate]: first of all

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[mattward]: oh

[magistrate]: it's not your turn second of all

[spinner]: sorry

[mattward]: yeah

[magistrate]: i don't care how you solve this
problem

[cobra]: the gum

[spinner]: okay

[cobra]: go first spencer let them

[spinner]: yeah

[cobra]: go

[spinner]: exactly

[cobra]: first

[spinner]: no not every time although

[mattward]: yeah

[cobra]: m

[spinner]: in life they do

[cobra]: exactly

[magistrate]: um m anyways um

[spinner]: he

[magistrate]: just to

[mattward]: i

[magistrate]: mix it up we're gonna make the
jew crew go first so go ahead

[spinner]: oh

[cobra]: all right

[macho_kringle]: oh

[spinner]: so for those who don't know honicaharry

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[cobra]: oh

[spinner]: has i believe

[macho_kringle]: m

[spinner]: he does have magical powers

[cobra]: does

[spinner]: during the eight nights during the eight
nights of honi only

[magistrate]: that's

[macho_kringle]: m

[magistrate]: correct

[cobra]: yes

[spinner]: so

[magistrate]: she got

[spinner]: whereas where santa claus good old fat
man over there he only has

[macho_kringle]: yes

[spinner]: one night to get this all done

[magistrate]: i mean arguably based on the legends
of santa claus he's magical all year

[spinner]: m

[magistrate]: round but you know you should worry
about your guy

[cobra]: because honicaharry

[spinner]: m yeah

[cobra]: works on like i think he was
like a accountant the rest of the year

[cobra]: o

[spinner]: of course um so

[cobra]: so

[spinner]: what do you

[cobra]: sladen

[spinner]: think i think

[cobra]: sladen a me and lion howd

[spinner]: oh

[cobra]: like m

[spinner]: we just got to go ahead and
cut out all physical labor i think

[cobra]: yes true now it's true it's true
there's no

[spinner]: it's

[cobra]: way

[spinner]: it's not

[cobra]: oh

[spinner]: only is he jewish he's john love
it

[mattward]: yeah

[magistrate]: um

[cobra]: yes

[mattward]: yeah yeah

[spinner]: so

[cobra]: maybe he can maybe he can board
the lion the lion to

[spinner]: yeah

[cobra]: death

[spinner]: he's

[magistrate]: yeah

[spinner]: gonna be like oh great i have
to go slay a lion now

[mattward]: yeah

[cobra]: yeah

[magistrate]: ah

[cobra]: a

[mattward]: yeah

[cobra]: lion

[magistrate]: oh

[mattward]: yeah

[cobra]: kill a lion

[spinner]: i

[cobra]: yeah

[spinner]: oh god

[cobra]: yeah

[spinner]: so i think

[mattward]: m

[spinner]: his best bet is if not using
magic it would be hiring people

[macho_kringle]: oh

[spinner]: to do the jobs for him i
don't believe was not allowed

[magistrate]: yeah

[spinner]: anything that gets the job is done
right

[cobra]: yeah

[magistrate]: i mean yeah except for the

[spinner]: ah

[magistrate]: fact

[cobra]: yes

[magistrate]: that hercules lied about completing two of
them on his

[mattward]: oh

[magistrate]: own and had to do

[cobra]: that

[magistrate]: two

[cobra]: also

[magistrate]: more

[cobra]: sounds like something hankahary would do

[magistrate]: yeah i mean

[spinner]: no he's a he's a bench mark
legitimacy

[cobra]: yeah

[magistrate]: let's just

[mattward]: that's

[magistrate]: get them

[mattward]: great

[magistrate]: done you got him don't

[mattward]: i

[magistrate]: worry about the lying later if you
got extra you had to finish twelve so

[magistrate]: if you ot like ten more that's
future christmas problems

[spinner]: that

[magistrate]: or honicaharry problems

[spinner]: that's that's future honocarrthese

[mattward]: yeah

[spinner]: problems i like that first we start
with the apples i feel like we could

[spinner]: buy those apples

[cobra]: yes

[spinner]: we can work out a good price

[magistrate]: for like

[mattward]: a

[magistrate]: a pound

[cobra]: yeah

[magistrate]: of flesh or would be talking about
here

[spinner]: yeah you know

[cobra]: oh

[spinner]: we're

[magistrate]: oh

[spinner]: gonna make a deal

[cobra]: wow

[spinner]: well

[cobra]: holy

[spinner]: what about

[cobra]: like

[spinner]: jude

[cobra]: races

[spinner]: judas

[cobra]: races to our faces

[magistrate]: i'm not me at shakespeare don't look
at me

[spinner]: well

[mattward]: ye

[cobra]: yeah

[spinner]: who's this cane west just came on
the podcast

[cobra]: the funk but yes

[mattward]: okay

[cobra]: pound of flesh

[spinner]: um

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[spinner]: yes whatever needs to pay the bills

[magistrate]: okay

[spinner]: you know

[cobra]: yeah

[spinner]: we buy the apples

[magistrate]: yeah

[spinner]: harry buys the apples with

[magistrate]: great

[spinner]: sin guilt

[cobra]: so i'm just going to say this
all of the stuff that he should

[spinner]: yeah

[cobra]: steal is just going

[mattward]: oh

[cobra]: to buy

[spinner]: yes

[magistrate]: okay

[cobra]: he's just going to bribe somebody

[spinner]: i

[cobra]: and

[magistrate]: so

[cobra]: something like that

[magistrate]: the belt the cattle

[spinner]: yep

[magistrate]: the apples

[spinner]: yep

[cobra]: yeah that's

[magistrate]: if he's

[cobra]: just

[magistrate]: paying

[cobra]: honicaguilt

[magistrate]: for things

[spinner]: ah

[cobra]: its all honicaguilt

[magistrate]: i

[cobra]: there

[magistrate]: got assume he just paid

[cobra]: paid

[magistrate]: someone in honnicagelt like the children to

[spinner]: what

[magistrate]: clean the stables right

[cobra]: yes

[spinner]: can i ask you something

[magistrate]: yep

[spinner]: why

[mattward]: a

[spinner]: isn't hercules doing this does he exist
but he's just not doing

[magistrate]: m

[spinner]: it

[magistrate]: um in this time line hercules

[mattward]: oh

[cobra]: ovid

[magistrate]: um m

[cobra]: he has covid

[magistrate]: he's

[spinner]: oh

[magistrate]: got covidthankyou

[macho_kringle]: oh

[magistrate]: guess

[spinner]: no

[mattward]: he's got a coming there you go

[magistrate]: yeah

[mattward]: well

[macho_kringle]: by

[spinner]: oh god yeah

[mattward]: oh

[macho_kringle]: hercules

[magistrate]: and

[spinner]: i was

[cobra]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: is

[spinner]: gonna

[macho_kringle]: my name

[spinner]: say

[magistrate]: hercules is anny masker and so they're
just taking them right off

[spinner]: oh

[magistrate]: the

[spinner]: god

[magistrate]: list of things to do

[cobra]: so so the

[spinner]: it

[cobra]: one thing so

[magistrate]: yeah

[cobra]: we can

[macho_kringle]: m

[cobra]: bungle too because that's what hercules did
right

[magistrate]: well

[cobra]: we ain't fucking touching no boar because
park is not cocher so fuck

[mattward]: yeah

[magistrate]: okay

[cobra]: that

[spinner]: of course

[magistrate]: okay

[mattward]: ah

[spinner]: of course

[cobra]: uckucktho

[magistrate]: yeah

[cobra]: funk

[magistrate]: yeah

[cobra]: that

[spinner]: yeah yeah onicaharry wants no part with
that

[cobra]: yeah exactly

[spinner]: or

[cobra]: h

[spinner]: lions

[cobra]: h

[spinner]: share that's a good question

[mattward]: oh

[cobra]: i think so

[spinner]: i believe i believe so

[magistrate]: um

[spinner]: let me ask my rabbi

[magistrate]: i'm going

[cobra]: oh

[magistrate]: to say that i think the lions
were blessed so yes

[spinner]: oh perfect

[magistrate]: yeah

[cobra]: i don't think that's how

[spinner]: so

[cobra]: that worked but let's

[magistrate]: shut

[cobra]: go

[magistrate]: up

[cobra]: with it

[spinner]: yeah yeah exactly

[magistrate]: oh

[spinner]: um

[magistrate]: yeah

[spinner]: so we can't hire hercules to do
the job unfortunately

[magistrate]: no

[cobra]: oh

[magistrate]: he's

[spinner]: that's

[magistrate]: got

[spinner]: that was my angle there

[magistrate]: yeah sorry he's got covid

[spinner]: oh

[magistrate]: he's an anti masker

[cobra]: ah

[spinner]: yeah

[cobra]: yes

[spinner]: he's an anti masker and surprise surprise
he doesn't like our people too much

[magistrate]: wow

[cobra]: oh

[mattward]: no

[cobra]: no

[magistrate]: oh

[cobra]: or maybe i should say oh yeah
i mean

[spinner]: uh

[cobra]: oh yeah

[spinner]: uh

[mattward]: yes

[spinner]: um

[cobra]: okay so

[spinner]: wait wait is hercules kevinsormo

[cobra]: i

[magistrate]: they need a

[mattward]: oh

[magistrate]: ding

[cobra]: perfect

[macho_kringle]: oh

[cobra]: perfect

[spinner]: that

[cobra]: perfect

[spinner]: is too perfect

[macho_kringle]: the circle is complete

[cobra]: disappointed

[spinner]: ah yeah

[cobra]: okay

[spinner]: so

[cobra]: so

[spinner]: i think

[cobra]: we want nothing

[spinner]: we

[cobra]: to do with the boar that's out

[spinner]: yes that's out

[cobra]: uh

[magistrate]: yah

[spinner]: hydra

[cobra]: what

[mattward]: oh

[cobra]: else

[spinner]: that seems like a lot of work
he just keeps growing

[cobra]: and

[magistrate]: ah

[cobra]: also

[spinner]: his head back

[cobra]: also not coacher

[spinner]: hope

[mattward]: m

[cobra]: so

[magistrate]: hydra

[cobra]: out

[mattward]: m

[cobra]: yeah

[magistrate]: what is culture then yeah

[mattward]: oh

[cobra]: well there's nothing about something

[spinner]: yeah

[cobra]: with nine

[magistrate]: yeah

[cobra]: heads so

[mattward]: yeah

[cobra]: assuming it's forbidden

[spinner]: that's out

[mattward]: assuming it's not coacher

[magistrate]: yeah

[spinner]: yeah

[cobra]: yeah

[magistrate]: i

[spinner]: assuming

[magistrate]: mean

[spinner]: that

[cobra]: that's

[magistrate]: but

[cobra]: how

[spinner]: multi

[cobra]: it works

[spinner]: headed

[magistrate]: that's fair

[cobra]: if you

[spinner]: oh

[cobra]: if it sounds tasty and and and
delicious it probably isn't cocher so let's let's

[cobra]: go with that

[magistrate]: so are you saying

[spinner]: just

[magistrate]: hydra

[cobra]: yeah

[spinner]: like

[magistrate]: heads

[spinner]: yeah

[magistrate]: are tasty and delicious

[spinner]: it sound delicious

[cobra]: marvel marvellous

[magistrate]: okay

[cobra]: marvellous

[magistrate]: bardo

[spinner]: marvellous

[cobra]: delicacy

[spinner]: you should try it savichad

[cobra]: oh

[mattward]: yes

[spinner]: yeah

[magistrate]: so then you got to deal with
the birds though because they aren't delicious

[cobra]: m

[spinner]: the

[cobra]: uh

[spinner]: birds i feel like

[cobra]: uh

[mattward]: oh

[spinner]: are easy to handle

[cobra]: yeah

[mattward]: at

[spinner]: i mean

[mattward]: i

[cobra]: i think hanokahari

[spinner]: we could hire a

[cobra]: would

[spinner]: guy

[cobra]: just

[spinner]: to do that

[cobra]: fly

[magistrate]: yeah

[cobra]: on mochasloslomo

[magistrate]: oh

[spinner]: oh yeah he can

[cobra]: and

[spinner]: he can yeah

[cobra]: yeah

[spinner]: yeah he can he can

[magistrate]: ah

[spinner]: fly i forgot that

[magistrate]: um

[cobra]: yeah

[spinner]: so he just fly to the birds

[magistrate]: okay

[spinner]: and take him out

[magistrate]: i mean the birds are

[cobra]: yeah

[magistrate]: man eating with

[spinner]: i

[magistrate]: beaks of bronze

[cobra]: that's

[spinner]: yeah

[cobra]: okay

[spinner]: but

[cobra]: he's no

[spinner]: you know

[cobra]: he's not a man he's hanacahary

[magistrate]: okay

[spinner]: yeah

[mattward]: yeah

[spinner]: he would just

[cobra]: just

[mattward]: i

[spinner]: feel

[cobra]: gonna

[mattward]: really

[spinner]: like he'd

[mattward]: shall

[cobra]: hit

[spinner]: complain

[cobra]: him

[mattward]: n't

[cobra]: with

[mattward]: to

[spinner]: complain them to death

[mattward]: the legend

[cobra]: complain

[spinner]: well

[cobra]: them

[mattward]: of

[spinner]: you

[cobra]: to

[mattward]: hate

[cobra]: death

[spinner]: call that

[mattward]: it's just

[spinner]: you would

[mattward]: growing

[spinner]: call that

[mattward]: here

[spinner]: flying

[magistrate]: it really

[spinner]: with

[magistrate]: is

[spinner]: that form

[cobra]: yeah yeah

[magistrate]: okay

[spinner]: your mother

[mattward]: yeah

[spinner]: would be ashamed of you

[magistrate]: okay

[cobra]: exactly

[mattward]: yeah

[magistrate]: so we've got the lion the hydra
down with the boar you're not touching the

[magistrate]: stables you've paid for something

[spinner]: yeah

[magistrate]: to do the birds you're

[spinner]: of course

[magistrate]: hanka harrying the bull

[mattward]: no

[spinner]: yeah

[mattward]: i

[spinner]: bull

[cobra]: the bull

[spinner]: that's also see that's also is a
bull coacher that's another

[cobra]: a bull

[spinner]: question

[cobra]: is not coacher either but we

[spinner]: i

[cobra]: already

[spinner]: don't think so

[magistrate]: can't coach

[cobra]: it's

[magistrate]: your way

[cobra]: not

[magistrate]: out of

[cobra]: but

[magistrate]: everything

[macho_kringle]: m

[spinner]: can't

[cobra]: yeah

[spinner]: coach or

[cobra]: yeah

[spinner]: although

[macho_kringle]: m

[spinner]: we do try

[magistrate]: yeah

[cobra]: because mayors

[spinner]: yeah

[cobra]: are also not coachers

[spinner]: yeah and physical

[cobra]: yeah

[spinner]: labor

[cobra]: so the bull

[spinner]: now

[mattward]: yeah

[cobra]: i feel

[spinner]: bull

[mattward]: yes

[cobra]: like i feel like kanokaharry has

[spinner]: oh

[mattward]: yes

[cobra]: very enticing cow he can introduce the
critiamboll

[macho_kringle]: ah

[cobra]: the crytanbll

[spinner]: u

[cobra]: and then

[spinner]: h h

[magistrate]: ah

[spinner]: oh he's going

[cobra]: o

[spinner]: to seduce

[cobra]: he's

[spinner]: the bull

[cobra]: yeah

[magistrate]: yah

[spinner]: yeah

[mattward]: oh

[magistrate]: yeah

[mattward]: that's what i think of what john
love its seduction

[magistrate]: oh

[cobra]: no no

[spinner]: yeah

[cobra]: it's

[spinner]: exactly

[cobra]: not it's not john loves

[mattward]: hello

[cobra]: is his cow

[mattward]: there

[magistrate]: fair

[spinner]: hello

[magistrate]: just

[mattward]: yeah

[magistrate]: to be clear that the bull wanted

[cobra]: got

[magistrate]: to be

[spinner]: m

[magistrate]: killed but instead you're going to give

[mattward]: yeah

[magistrate]: him

[spinner]: yeah

[magistrate]: summoned

[cobra]: no wait

[magistrate]: to bang

[cobra]: wait no

[mattward]: yeah

[spinner]: when

[cobra]: no

[spinner]: i'm

[cobra]: no

[spinner]: through with

[magistrate]: m

[spinner]: him he's going to be dead from
ecstasy

[cobra]: he's gonna go

[spinner]: oh

[mattward]: oh

[cobra]: hello bo

[spinner]: oh

[cobra]: this says the

[magistrate]: yeah

[cobra]: cow talk to it it's miriam

[magistrate]: yeah

[spinner]: tact

[mattward]: yeah

[cobra]: and that talk

[magistrate]: and then

[cobra]: to it and

[magistrate]: and

[cobra]: then

[magistrate]: then

[cobra]: while he's like seducing

[magistrate]: m

[cobra]: he'll

[magistrate]: yeah

[cobra]: kill the bull

[magistrate]: okay thank you

[cobra]: yeah

[spinner]: yeah

[mattward]: oh

[magistrate]: great job

[spinner]: with a dradel

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[magistrate]: great

[mattward]: the trade

[magistrate]: just drop

[macho_kringle]: oh

[magistrate]: a giant drat

[cobra]: and it's

[magistrate]: on his head

[cobra]: an

[spinner]: sharp

[cobra]: explosive

[spinner]: dradel

[cobra]: an explosive drat

[magistrate]: okay great

[cobra]: sharpen drat like he's going to throw
it like like nina

[spinner]: yeah

[cobra]: knives or whatever

[spinner]: expends it so fast it just

[cobra]: yeah

[spinner]: bors

[mattward]: yeah

[spinner]: right into his head

[magistrate]: so

[mattward]: yeah

[magistrate]: really

[spinner]: yeah

[magistrate]: you

[cobra]: oh

[magistrate]: have you've paid

[mattward]: oh oh

[spinner]: oh

[magistrate]: for the belt you've paid for the
cattle

[spinner]: easy

[magistrate]: paid

[mattward]: oh

[magistrate]: for the apples

[spinner]: yeah

[magistrate]: surbus

[mattward]: oh

[magistrate]: what's happening there

[spinner]: i we could talk

[cobra]: her

[spinner]: to

[cobra]: bras

[spinner]: hades

[cobra]: yeah

[spinner]: yeah

[mattward]: yeah

[cobra]: strike a deal

[macho_kringle]: hm

[spinner]: we can work out to

[magistrate]: uh

[spinner]: deal with eighties he's very you

[magistrate]: oh

[spinner]: pay eighties with the coin on your
eyes that's easy

[mattward]: yeah

[spinner]: he likes money

[cobra]: oh my

[magistrate]: yeah

[cobra]: god

[mattward]: i thought

[cobra]: jesus

[mattward]: that was

[cobra]: christ

[mattward]: the river bed

[cobra]: yeah it

[spinner]: listen

[cobra]: was

[spinner]: it all goes has is like the
underworld

[cobra]: no

[spinner]: bank we could talk

[cobra]: yeah yeah no it's like it's

[magistrate]: yeah

[cobra]: like instead

[mattward]: yeah

[cobra]: of giving

[mattward]: yeah

[cobra]: it to caron to give to you
just give me the

[spinner]: yeah

[cobra]: cavortusit' yeah that's what he would

[mattward]: oh

[cobra]: do

[spinner]: that would work

[magistrate]: all right

[mattward]: oh

[spinner]: hundred

[cobra]: yeah

[spinner]: percent

[magistrate]: i'll love

[cobra]: yeah

[magistrate]: great job everybody

[cobra]: oh

[magistrate]: the crew m brawlers

[spinner]: ye

[mattward]: i feel like this is this is
easy for us

[magistrate]: kay

[mattward]: honestly

[magistrate]: sounded up

[macho_kringle]: ah

[magistrate]: how's

[mattward]: i

[magistrate]: it going

[macho_kringle]: m

[mattward]: how

[magistrate]: yeah

[mattward]: is your knowledge in san because i
got

[magistrate]: yeah

[mattward]: i'm obsessed with like weird

[magistrate]: yeah

[mattward]: folk lore so like there's some versions
of sand out there that

[magistrate]: yeah

[mattward]: are like

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[mattward]: this would not be a problem

[macho_kringle]: oh

[mattward]: like none of these would be you

[macho_kringle]: sit

[spinner]: are you talking about clause

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[spinner]: or what's the what's the

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[spinner]: the horror

[mattward]: shoot

[spinner]: movie

[mattward]: are close

[spinner]: with santa claus

[magistrate]: yeah

[spinner]: yeah what's the

[magistrate]: oh

[spinner]: yeah the old german one

[magistrate]: m

[mattward]: yeah the

[magistrate]: yeah

[mattward]: dutch one based on germanic tribes is
basically

[spinner]: yes

[mattward]: based on wodin or odin

[magistrate]: so

[mattward]: so

[macho_kringle]: oh

[mattward]: he flew

[spinner]: oh

[mattward]: he

[spinner]: god

[magistrate]: uh

[mattward]: led a

[macho_kringle]: m

[mattward]: group called the wild hunt like this

[spinner]: now

[mattward]: is

[spinner]: he's

[mattward]: all

[spinner]: god

[mattward]: he did

[magistrate]: yeah

[mattward]: he was literally just

[magistrate]: yes

[mattward]: an old

[magistrate]: oh

[cobra]: king how

[mattward]: really

[cobra]: just turn to the wither all

[magistrate]: okay

[cobra]: of a sudden

[magistrate]: so at

[mattward]: basically

[magistrate]: the

[mattward]: yeah

[magistrate]: the only rule i will lay down

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[magistrate]: here is that you may

[mattward]: oh

[magistrate]: pick from all of these santas but
one santa must complete all twelve tasks

[mattward]: oh

[spinner]: h oh

[mattward]: chris what do you think

[magistrate]: m

[mattward]: i'm saying center close has to do
it he's the guy

[magistrate]: oh

[macho_kringle]: i

[spinner]: it close

[macho_kringle]: i trust you so i'm gonna tag
you in on on on that i'll back

[macho_kringle]: you

[mattward]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: up where we're needed i've got my

[magistrate]: oh

[macho_kringle]: metal chair folded and ready

[magistrate]: ah yeah

[mattward]: so

[spinner]: oh

[mattward]: we already

[spinner]: a

[mattward]: sitecloseis based on woden right so the
wild hunt so he's a hunter and he's

[mattward]: got this back story he can ride
he actually

[magistrate]: oh

[mattward]: rode reindeer and supposed to a slay
so there

[magistrate]: oh

[mattward]: was no slag he was

[magistrate]: perfect

[mattward]: riding the rain deer

[spinner]: right m

[mattward]: he's

[magistrate]: okay

[mattward]: a hunter so

[magistrate]: oh

[mattward]: the lion

[spinner]: why

[mattward]: that stuff i mean do i need
to go into the specifics

[magistrate]: oh

[mattward]: of how he would take them out

[magistrate]: m

[mattward]: like he's a hunter he would hunt
them

[magistrate]: the lion the

[macho_kringle]: oh

[magistrate]: hydra

[spinner]: i

[magistrate]: the boar behind

[macho_kringle]: m

[magistrate]: the

[macho_kringle]: hm

[magistrate]: bull

[spinner]: the boar is not coacher

[mattward]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: we don't we don't

[cobra]: they don't

[macho_kringle]: we're

[cobra]: care

[macho_kringle]: not

[mattward]: so

[macho_kringle]: we're not bound by those rules

[magistrate]: i don't think

[macho_kringle]: my

[magistrate]: cyntraclaus

[macho_kringle]: good man

[magistrate]: cares

[cobra]: they

[mattward]: he

[cobra]: don't

[mattward]: also

[cobra]: care

[mattward]: he's also got like a ton

[magistrate]: yeah

[mattward]: of like help like if he's like
woden he actually had ravens and birds as

[mattward]: well they were

[magistrate]: yes

[mattward]: black ravens which later turned into some
mildly offensive things that should never happen any

[mattward]: more

[magistrate]: okay

[mattward]: but we

[macho_kringle]: m

[mattward]: won't go

[cobra]: oh

[mattward]: into that

[magistrate]: yeah

[mattward]: stuff

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[spinner]: shocked

[cobra]: oh

[spinner]: shocking i am shocked

[magistrate]: ah

[macho_kringle]: oh

[mattward]: try not to touch on sore and
pete but anyway

[spinner]: yeah

[magistrate]: yeah

[mattward]: yes

[spinner]: you christians would like that wouldn't

[magistrate]: yeah

[spinner]: you

[mattward]: jesus

[spinner]: just crush it under the curved

[mattward]: i just got to

[magistrate]: oh

[mattward]: say

[spinner]: ah

[mattward]: a full disclosure i'm reading a lot
of this oftwakapedia and it's just getting really

[mattward]: offensive

[magistrate]: oh

[macho_kringle]: tak me in tag me in tag
me in

[magistrate]: did you pick the

[mattward]: chris

[magistrate]: wrong guy

[mattward]: any time

[macho_kringle]: tag

[mattward]: jist

[macho_kringle]: me in

[mattward]: any time there's he does have a
lot of more of plenty

[magistrate]: oh

[mattward]: so the apples and the food he's
already got with him he's got that stuff

[macho_kringle]: so he's goin

[mattward]: it's

[macho_kringle]: to

[mattward]: in

[macho_kringle]: lure

[mattward]: his sack

[macho_kringle]: that's right he's goin a lure the
nemean lion into a cave see and since

[macho_kringle]: the nemean

[magistrate]: ah

[macho_kringle]: lions hide or you know you know
fur is impenetrable and eros don't work because

[macho_kringle]: he's a hunter and all that that's
fine so he'll use some of them apples

[macho_kringle]: and lead the lion into a cave
but the cave is

[mattward]: i

[macho_kringle]: open

[mattward]: don't

[macho_kringle]: on two sides see so he's got
to block off that

[magistrate]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: other side see he's gonna go in
and what's he

[spinner]: no

[macho_kringle]: going to do to go in

[magistrate]: kay

[macho_kringle]: that christmas suplexstrangle action

[spinner]: a

[macho_kringle]: on that nemean

[magistrate]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: lion neck until he saps it and
he's gonna

[mattward]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: carry

[magistrate]: oh

[macho_kringle]: it on his back gonna

[magistrate]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: skin it they're gonna put it over
himself stay warm

[spinner]: oh

[macho_kringle]: and in penetrable from the next tax

[magistrate]: okay

[mattward]: oh

[magistrate]: what

[spinner]: it's

[magistrate]: about

[spinner]: a good idea

[magistrate]: what about the stables

[mattward]: no

[macho_kringle]: stables

[mattward]: well

[macho_kringle]: what

[spinner]: oh

[macho_kringle]: do you think

[mattward]: i mean he's got those

[magistrate]: yeah

[mattward]: helpers

[macho_kringle]: right

[mattward]: that

[spinner]: the

[macho_kringle]: slaves

[magistrate]: the

[spinner]: black

[magistrate]: race

[spinner]: ravens

[magistrate]: is ravens

[mattward]: yes

[spinner]: oh boy

[cobra]: oh

[spinner]: i

[cobra]: no

[spinner]: don't like where this

[mattward]: yes

[spinner]: is going

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[mattward]: yeah

[magistrate]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: let's

[mattward]: so they'll

[spinner]: so

[macho_kringle]: go with the

[mattward]: take

[macho_kringle]: go

[magistrate]: yeah

[mattward]: care

[macho_kringle]: go

[mattward]: of

[macho_kringle]: with

[mattward]: them

[macho_kringle]: the claimation elves

[magistrate]: uh

[macho_kringle]: instead helpers

[spinner]: no

[mattward]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: go

[spinner]: they'll

[macho_kringle]: with

[magistrate]: uh

[macho_kringle]: them

[spinner]: go

[magistrate]: oh

[spinner]: live full lives and he'll do it
himself

[magistrate]: oh

[mattward]: so e'll do it he'll yeah

[magistrate]: yah

[mattward]: exactly he'll pay

[macho_kringle]: direct it

[mattward]: good money

[magistrate]: m

[mattward]: for them to not have to do
that and he'll just take care of it

[mattward]: himself and

[macho_kringle]: he could

[mattward]: give them

[macho_kringle]: could

[spinner]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: he could

[mattward]: much

[macho_kringle]: do

[spinner]: uh

[macho_kringle]: that

[mattward]: reserved

[magistrate]: may

[mattward]: races

[spinner]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: he could

[spinner]: and

[macho_kringle]: he could

[spinner]: benefits

[macho_kringle]: do that

[magistrate]: great

[macho_kringle]: but since he has a stable

[mattward]: okay

[spinner]: pensions

[macho_kringle]: of strong

[mattward]: oh

[macho_kringle]: strong

[magistrate]: he also

[mattward]: oh

[macho_kringle]: and thorough bred rain deer he

[magistrate]: he's

[macho_kringle]: could

[magistrate]: going

[macho_kringle]: just

[magistrate]: to support

[macho_kringle]: latch them up to a bunch of
like

[mattward]: and

[magistrate]: i

[macho_kringle]: like to clear the

[magistrate]: oh

[macho_kringle]: stables why not direct

[spinner]: no

[macho_kringle]: a river or streaking just redirect

[magistrate]: oh

[macho_kringle]: that

[mattward]: yes

[macho_kringle]: ship use the reindeer to help clear

[magistrate]: okay

[macho_kringle]: the path

[spinner]: oh

[macho_kringle]: and get that done

[mattward]: that's

[magistrate]: oh

[spinner]: ye

[mattward]: a yeah right and like

[magistrate]: ah

[mattward]: that's

[spinner]: i

[mattward]: yeah

[magistrate]: okay

[mattward]: that's

[macho_kringle]: m

[mattward]: it he just he can use magic
and he can use his helpers who are

[mattward]: so

[magistrate]: m

[mattward]: into

[macho_kringle]: oh

[mattward]: working for him

[magistrate]: hm

[mattward]: it's great

[macho_kringle]: they'll

[magistrate]: because

[macho_kringle]: feed

[magistrate]: they're

[macho_kringle]: the reindeer

[magistrate]: they're unionized and they're respected and paid
a

[macho_kringle]: correct

[magistrate]: living

[spinner]: yeah

[magistrate]: wage at all

[macho_kringle]: that's

[magistrate]: times

[mattward]: exactly

[macho_kringle]: right

[magistrate]: okay

[mattward]: would take

[macho_kringle]: they

[mattward]: care of that

[macho_kringle]: and they have un

[mattward]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: unionized breaks

[magistrate]: great love it

[mattward]: yeah

[magistrate]: okay

[spinner]: yeah oh

[magistrate]: we just got to take care of

[mattward]: yeah

[magistrate]: the belt

[spinner]: oh

[macho_kringle]: hm

[spinner]: yeah

[magistrate]: the

[mattward]: oh

[magistrate]: out and the

[macho_kringle]: the

[magistrate]: mars

[macho_kringle]: belt of hippolita

[magistrate]: and then and then yeah the belt
yeah

[macho_kringle]: yeah i got i got this

[spinner]: nick

[macho_kringle]: one i got this one

[magistrate]: a

[macho_kringle]: so

[mattward]: oh

[macho_kringle]: hipalata queen of the amazons right so

[magistrate]: h

[macho_kringle]: amazons

[spinner]: oh

[macho_kringle]: they're good people so there's not

[mattward]: i

[spinner]: so

[macho_kringle]: much chris criglcan accept offer up miss
cringel let them have a warm

[spinner]: yes

[macho_kringle]: intimate

[magistrate]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: night of libations

[spinner]: god

[mattward]: we

[macho_kringle]: libations and

[cobra]: libations

[macho_kringle]: and merriment libations and merriment and sharing
of the christmas

[mattward]: nox

[macho_kringle]: spirit and a lot of egg nog
and then in the

[spinner]: is that

[macho_kringle]: morning

[spinner]: what they're calling it these days

[macho_kringle]: and in the morning uhhapalita

[magistrate]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: will greatly and happily part with the
belt because the belt wasn't needed for the

[macho_kringle]: rest of the year

[magistrate]: um judges ruling and matt clarify this
with me

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[magistrate]: did center claus have a missus claus

[mattward]: um

[macho_kringle]: lie

[mattward]: yeah

[spinner]: it's going to be something

[macho_kringle]: lie

[spinner]: awful

[macho_kringle]: to him

[magistrate]: yeah

[mattward]: is

[macho_kringle]: lie

[mattward]: i

[magistrate]: oh

[macho_kringle]: to

[mattward]: mean

[macho_kringle]: him

[mattward]: technically

[magistrate]: oh

[mattward]: technically

[macho_kringle]: we need this

[mattward]: yes but it is also

[magistrate]: no

[mattward]: slightly offensive

[magistrate]: oh

[mattward]: so

[magistrate]: yeah

[spinner]: of course

[macho_kringle]: did he have did

[spinner]: of

[macho_kringle]: he

[spinner]: course

[macho_kringle]: have did he have many missus claws

[mattward]: at

[macho_kringle]: did he have

[mattward]: what is this

[macho_kringle]: a sister wife environment

[mattward]: would this

[spinner]: oh

[mattward]: would this with missus claus engage in
that behavior because she told her to probably

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[mattward]: would she be willing on

[macho_kringle]: we need

[spinner]: did

[macho_kringle]: the belt

[mattward]: it

[macho_kringle]: we need

[magistrate]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: the

[spinner]: does

[macho_kringle]: belt

[spinner]: that mate or

[mattward]: it's it's a thought it's maybe that's
a solid

[magistrate]: yeah

[mattward]: impossible

[macho_kringle]: this is not healthy

[mattward]: yes

[macho_kringle]: how are we supposed to slink

[magistrate]: oh

[macho_kringle]: the bell

[mattward]: oh

[macho_kringle]: over the shoulder when you're

[mattward]: a

[macho_kringle]: not

[mattward]: yes

[spinner]: oh

[macho_kringle]: back in

[mattward]: ah

[macho_kringle]: situation

[mattward]: listen

[spinner]: at

[mattward]: i feel like we're results

[magistrate]: my

[mattward]: oriented

[magistrate]: yeah

[mattward]: here right so i mean doesn't

[magistrate]: yeah

[mattward]: really matter who

[macho_kringle]: oh

[mattward]: is not respected in getting

[macho_kringle]: when

[mattward]: all

[spinner]: you're

[mattward]: of

[macho_kringle]: did

[mattward]: this

[spinner]: worse

[macho_kringle]: you start

[spinner]: than center

[macho_kringle]: working

[spinner]: class

[macho_kringle]: silence

[magistrate]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: when when did you start working

[mattward]: ah

[macho_kringle]: for

[spinner]: m

[macho_kringle]: h r this

[magistrate]: m

[macho_kringle]: is a rastlin

[mattward]: oh

[macho_kringle]: situation we came to rastle

[spinner]: hm

[mattward]: oh

[macho_kringle]: verbally verbally

[mattward]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: you back me

[mattward]: so

[macho_kringle]: up please

[mattward]: then yeah

[cobra]: ah

[mattward]: he

[macho_kringle]: oh

[mattward]: would just punch her in the face
and take it

[magistrate]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: that's

[mattward]: i don't know

[macho_kringle]: i suggested

[magistrate]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: by be

[mattward]: oh

[macho_kringle]: okay well i guess okay

[mattward]: m oh

[magistrate]: uh

[spinner]: i like you could have easily just
said he came down her chimney and took

[spinner]: it

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[spinner]: but no

[magistrate]: now

[spinner]: we used forcing a woman to sex
against her will

[macho_kringle]: missing

[spinner]: that's the angle to go with

[magistrate]: great

[macho_kringle]: listen

[magistrate]: job i

[mattward]: yeah

[magistrate]: have to do this for for

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[magistrate]: completion

[mattward]: oh

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[spinner]: oh

[magistrate]: the question

[mattward]: yeah oh

[magistrate]: um m

[macho_kringle]: m

[magistrate]: surbus have

[mattward]: yeah

[magistrate]: i taken care of

[macho_kringle]: oh

[magistrate]: tkingarsherbers

[macho_kringle]: candy

[mattward]: uh

[spinner]: so

[macho_kringle]: service is a

[magistrate]: oh

[macho_kringle]: dog

[spinner]: is

[macho_kringle]: like

[mattward]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: lksatleast candy but not chocolate

[mattward]: uh

[spinner]: not

[macho_kringle]: even though it's a

[magistrate]: oh

[macho_kringle]: hell dog and it might die i
feel like he might risk it but at

[macho_kringle]: the same time

[mattward]: he

[spinner]: the same time

[macho_kringle]: what do you think met

[mattward]: he's got a

[magistrate]: yeah

[mattward]: lot of he's got a lot of
food

[macho_kringle]: that

[mattward]: he's got he's like that is one
thing that it's definitely about cnterclaus

[macho_kringle]: a

[mattward]: not only is he like flying around
but most of the gifts he's giving because

[mattward]: this is olden days

[macho_kringle]: m

[mattward]: it's mostly sugary

[macho_kringle]: m

[mattward]: treats and chickens

[magistrate]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: m

[mattward]: and gooses

[macho_kringle]: m

[mattward]: and stuff like that

[spinner]: meet

[macho_kringle]: oh

[mattward]: so

[magistrate]: yeah

[mattward]: let's be

[magistrate]: oh

[mattward]: honest service

[macho_kringle]: m

[mattward]: would just be there in two seconds
like it's

[magistrate]: okay

[mattward]: it's the old you bribe him with
food he's

[magistrate]: just

[mattward]: coming

[magistrate]: great so

[spinner]: and then slit his throat with

[magistrate]: oh

[spinner]: a candy cane is that what we're
saying

[macho_kringle]: no that wasn't the

[spinner]: oh

[macho_kringle]: task you had to retrieve and capture
servers can't kill him

[cobra]: yeah

[magistrate]: i just

[mattward]: case

[macho_kringle]: to retrieve

[mattward]: had to bring

[macho_kringle]: him

[spinner]: oh

[mattward]: him back

[magistrate]: yeah

[mattward]: so were we don't

[spinner]: okay

[mattward]: have to kill him

[magistrate]: so we're

[mattward]: so

[magistrate]: good

[spinner]: did we

[magistrate]: yeah

[spinner]: kill them feel

[magistrate]: you may

[spinner]: like

[magistrate]: have

[spinner]: we

[mattward]: yeah

[spinner]: killed

[magistrate]: it's

[macho_kringle]: i think

[magistrate]: fine

[spinner]: them

[macho_kringle]: i think

[magistrate]: don't worry

[macho_kringle]: you

[magistrate]: about it

[macho_kringle]: i

[mattward]: so

[macho_kringle]: think you took it too far

[magistrate]: i've got too far

[spinner]: feel like we killed

[magistrate]: okay

[spinner]: him

[macho_kringle]: poor

[magistrate]: so

[macho_kringle]: dog

[magistrate]: i just great i think we answered
all the questions

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[magistrate]: and i just want to circle

[spinner]: ah

[magistrate]: back to one

[mattward]: yeah

[magistrate]: thing and i want

[macho_kringle]: m

[magistrate]: to be clear

[mattward]: yeah

[magistrate]: we're

[macho_kringle]: m

[magistrate]: not going to talk about black pete
right is that what we're

[mattward]: no

[magistrate]: doing

[spinner]: yeah

[magistrate]: here

[mattward]: no no

[cobra]: no

[mattward]: no

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[mattward]: no

[magistrate]: okay

[mattward]: he's

[cobra]: i

[mattward]: a raven

[magistrate]: m

[mattward]: that's

[cobra]: i was

[mattward]: thing a

[cobra]: just

[mattward]: majestic

[cobra]: reading

[mattward]: beautiful

[cobra]: about

[mattward]: bird

[cobra]: this

[magistrate]: uh

[macho_kringle]: oh

[cobra]: i was reading

[mattward]: that is

[spinner]: oh

[magistrate]: uh

[cobra]: i think i'm on the same page
that mat was and i

[macho_kringle]: yes

[cobra]: got progressively

[mattward]: yeah oh

[spinner]: yeah

[cobra]: it's bad

[spinner]: so

[mattward]: it's

[macho_kringle]: yes

[spinner]: so there

[macho_kringle]: oh

[spinner]: just to be

[mattward]: a

[spinner]: clear

[mattward]: journey

[spinner]: guys um just be clear they're stuck
with center clause

[mattward]: yeah

[spinner]: for the rest

[magistrate]: yeah

[spinner]: of the show am i correct

[cobra]: oh

[magistrate]: yeh

[spinner]: yeah

[mattward]: what

[macho_kringle]: that was not

[mattward]: let's

[macho_kringle]: that was

[mattward]: on

[spinner]: i think i

[macho_kringle]: not

[spinner]: am

[macho_kringle]: stipulated

[spinner]: i think i am correct

[macho_kringle]: that was a stipulation that

[mattward]: a

[macho_kringle]: was not stated

[magistrate]: you know

[macho_kringle]: therefore

[magistrate]: what

[macho_kringle]: not binding

[magistrate]: a good point we'll find out

[mattward]: yes

[magistrate]: later

[mattward]: what

[magistrate]: the judges

[spinner]: oh

[magistrate]: have tallied their votes who knows who
won that round mostly no one maybe the

[mattward]: yeah

[magistrate]: audience

[spinner]: i have a question

[magistrate]: lost

[spinner]: real real quick

[magistrate]: yeah

[spinner]: question is center claus different from crampas

[mattward]: yes because

[spinner]: crampas

[mattward]: crampas

[spinner]: okay

[mattward]: is one of his helpers

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[mattward]: that

[cobra]: yeah

[spinner]: okay

[mattward]: beats children because

[spinner]: got it

[cobra]: yep

[mattward]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: because

[spinner]: of

[cobra]: yep

[spinner]: course

[magistrate]: but

[macho_kringle]: no

[mattward]: gus

[macho_kringle]: anybody got time for coal just beat
the child

[spinner]: as no

[mattward]: and

[spinner]: because nobody

[mattward]: if these

[spinner]: can stop center clause

[mattward]: if

[macho_kringle]: m

[mattward]: these illustrations

[spinner]: i

[mattward]: are to believe santa is in the
room while this happens

[macho_kringle]: dang

[mattward]: so

[macho_kringle]: him

[mattward]: he he's improving

[magistrate]: um hey

[mattward]: actually it looks kind of like he's

[macho_kringle]: kay

[mattward]: given them treats while they're being beaten
so

[magistrate]: he

[mattward]: it's a weird

[magistrate]: hit hey matt i really want to

[mattward]: oh

[magistrate]: give you christmas a fair

[mattward]: yeah

[magistrate]: shout of winning this gal vigician

[mattward]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: oh

[magistrate]: and

[spinner]: it's like

[magistrate]: so far it looks like you're the
third member of the jew crew so how

[magistrate]: about we

[mattward]: oh

[magistrate]: just

[spinner]: yeah

[magistrate]: stop your talking and move

[cobra]: oh

[magistrate]: on to

[mattward]: yeah

[magistrate]: the next question and

[mattward]: yeah let's

[macho_kringle]: stop

[mattward]: let's

[macho_kringle]: digging

[mattward]: just move

[macho_kringle]: stop

[mattward]: on

[macho_kringle]: digging

[mattward]: that

[macho_kringle]: down

[magistrate]: question

[macho_kringle]: we

[magistrate]: three

[macho_kringle]: must

[magistrate]: we're

[macho_kringle]: dig

[magistrate]: gonna make

[macho_kringle]: up

[magistrate]: it we're gonna make a really

[spinner]: oh

[magistrate]: easy real simple

[mattward]: he

[magistrate]: question what fast food

[spinner]: yeah

[magistrate]: store

[mattward]: oh

[magistrate]: chain you know pizza

[mattward]: yes

[magistrate]: hut versus too bill will best represent

[mattward]: oh

[magistrate]: your holiday uh

[macho_kringle]: m

[cobra]: holiday

[magistrate]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: i got one

[spinner]: m

[macho_kringle]: i got

[magistrate]: best

[macho_kringle]: one

[magistrate]: represents

[spinner]: oh

[magistrate]: honica best represents christmas chris

[spinner]: yeah

[magistrate]: you got one so far off

[macho_kringle]: i confer with you mat star bucks

[mattward]: is

[spinner]: no

[macho_kringle]: all the christmas different beverages

[mattward]: m

[macho_kringle]: it's a fleet of different

[mattward]: m

[macho_kringle]: beverages

[spinner]: yeah

[mattward]: and it smells wonderful in there and
it's so lit up and

[macho_kringle]: hm

[mattward]: yeah

[spinner]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: does that

[mattward]: yeah there's

[spinner]: yeah

[mattward]: no abuse

[magistrate]: yeah

[mattward]: in there it's

[macho_kringle]: now

[mattward]: good

[macho_kringle]: you know

[spinner]: no

[mattward]: so

[spinner]: abuse in

[macho_kringle]: there's

[spinner]: there

[cobra]: oh

[macho_kringle]: nothing

[magistrate]: uh yeah they definitely

[macho_kringle]: oh

[magistrate]: don't try to stop them from unionizing

[mattward]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: that's

[mattward]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: not

[spinner]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: that's

[spinner]: exactly

[macho_kringle]: not the subject

[mattward]: oh

[macho_kringle]: that's not the subject you said food
you said

[cobra]: h

[macho_kringle]: fast food

[spinner]: that

[macho_kringle]: you didn't

[spinner]: fits

[mattward]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: say

[spinner]: that

[magistrate]: he

[spinner]: fits

[magistrate]: brought up a bee so

[mattward]: yeah

[spinner]: yeah exactly

[mattward]: yes

[macho_kringle]: well

[magistrate]: no one forced

[spinner]: you know

[magistrate]: him he could just not

[mattward]: yeah

[magistrate]: say the

[macho_kringle]: m

[magistrate]: word

[spinner]: you know you move the

[macho_kringle]: ye

[spinner]: letters around in santa you kno what
you get

[mattward]: oh

[macho_kringle]: we get

[spinner]: satan

[mattward]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: victory

[mattward]: oh

[cobra]: satan

[macho_kringle]: we get

[spinner]: satan

[macho_kringle]: victory

[spinner]: exactly

[macho_kringle]: listen

[spinner]: just saying

[mattward]: yeah i would

[macho_kringle]: you

[mattward]: go

[macho_kringle]: said

[mattward]: with

[macho_kringle]: that

[mattward]: the starbuck starbuck is great that's

[macho_kringle]: okay

[mattward]: that's

[spinner]: that's

[mattward]: awesome

[spinner]: a good answer

[macho_kringle]: okay

[mattward]: it's a solid

[cobra]: yeah

[mattward]: answer

[cobra]: for for honica

[spinner]: yeah

[cobra]: food

[spinner]: this

[cobra]: isn't

[spinner]: was

[cobra]: the thing right

[spinner]: yeah but they have certain foods you
know we got the lot because

[cobra]: but that's

[mattward]: those are

[spinner]: and

[mattward]: good

[cobra]: all year round

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[spinner]: no lotus are bigger ononhonica

[cobra]: true

[macho_kringle]: m

[cobra]: yeah

[spinner]: and brisket

[macho_kringle]: do they make

[spinner]: is

[macho_kringle]: them

[spinner]: often

[macho_kringle]: do they make them physically bigger the

[spinner]: oh

[macho_kringle]: potato locasdothey ake

[spinner]: no

[macho_kringle]: them bigger

[spinner]: no they

[cobra]: no

[spinner]: just

[cobra]: it's

[spinner]: a

[cobra]: just like

[spinner]: note

[cobra]: people that usually won't eat them and
you at

[mattward]: ah

[cobra]: other times will end up eating a
behind

[spinner]: also

[magistrate]: oh

[spinner]: who wouldn't

[macho_kringle]: m

[spinner]: eat a lot they're fucking

[macho_kringle]: m

[spinner]: delicious

[cobra]: exactly

[macho_kringle]: m

[cobra]: exactly

[magistrate]: so you're not

[mattward]: i

[magistrate]: picking

[mattward]: feel like you're just

[cobra]: our

[mattward]: naming

[cobra]: briar

[macho_kringle]: m

[cobra]: brisket

[mattward]: is ut

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[spinner]: brisket exactly

[mattward]: yeah

[spinner]: so now that we're just we're just

[magistrate]: oh

[spinner]: educating so we can

[macho_kringle]: my

[spinner]: you know explain

[cobra]: yeah

[spinner]: our answer

[macho_kringle]: name your

[mattward]: it

[spinner]: so

[macho_kringle]: fast

[cobra]: i feel

[macho_kringle]: food

[cobra]: like

[macho_kringle]: chain

[cobra]: i

[macho_kringle]: sirs

[cobra]: feel like if we're talking about

[spinner]: yeah

[magistrate]: yeah

[cobra]: potatoes

[macho_kringle]: oh

[spinner]: yeah

[cobra]: and

[spinner]: yeah

[cobra]: and

[mattward]: oh

[cobra]: you know

[macho_kringle]: uh

[cobra]: brisket

[magistrate]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: huh

[mattward]: yeah

[cobra]: it has

[spinner]: don't

[cobra]: to be

[spinner]: don't say don't say arabs

[magistrate]: yeah

[cobra]: i was going to say

[magistrate]: yeah

[cobra]: as

[spinner]: i knew it

[macho_kringle]: matt we got him on the turn
buckle

[magistrate]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: we got

[magistrate]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: him on the turnbucle they

[spinner]: oh

[macho_kringle]: walked

[spinner]: god

[macho_kringle]: in they walked into the close line
into a

[magistrate]: oh

[macho_kringle]: dub so plat suspended in the suplax

[magistrate]: m

[mattward]: oh

[spinner]: they

[magistrate]: yes

[spinner]: got that's unfortunate that is unfortunate

[cobra]: i know

[magistrate]: i

[cobra]: isn't it

[mattward]: i

[cobra]: yeah

[mattward]: ate a arbsust kind of like saying
i once had really violent diarea

[magistrate]: yeah

[mattward]: that's basil

[spinner]: yeah

[magistrate]: i'm surprised

[cobra]: that's

[spinner]: like

[magistrate]: you

[cobra]: fair

[magistrate]: didn't pick k c

[spinner]: he

[magistrate]: honestly really

[cobra]: us

[mattward]: forhonica

[spinner]: we don't we don't we don't eat
fried chicken and that's not like

[cobra]: yeah

[spinner]: a thing

[magistrate]: really

[cobra]: also

[magistrate]: are you not allowed

[spinner]: yeah

[magistrate]: to eat fried chicken

[macho_kringle]: oh

[spinner]: no it's just like we never

[cobra]: it's just not

[spinner]: it's

[cobra]: a

[spinner]: usually

[cobra]: thing

[spinner]: always beef

[magistrate]: i don't

[spinner]: it's

[magistrate]: know what

[spinner]: usually always like brisket

[magistrate]: it's but it's

[spinner]: or

[cobra]: ye

[magistrate]: fried

[spinner]: even

[magistrate]: in oil like

[spinner]: fish

[magistrate]: everything is just de fried in oil

[spinner]: that's all fast

[cobra]: no

[spinner]: food

[cobra]: that's yeah but we don't do that
even lothkas

[mattward]: yeah

[cobra]: aren't deprived

[spinner]: on

[cobra]: just fried

[magistrate]: hark s all about eating oily foods
as pitie told me

[cobra]: ye

[mattward]: yeah

[spinner]: uh yeah

[cobra]: sure

[mattward]: careful

[macho_kringle]: m okay

[spinner]: so any

[magistrate]: yeah

[spinner]: fast

[macho_kringle]: m

[spinner]: food joint

[mattward]: oh

[spinner]: um i think we have to stick
with our arbi

[magistrate]: well

[spinner]: answer

[magistrate]: that was a

[spinner]: that's

[magistrate]: mistake

[spinner]: really the

[magistrate]: moving

[spinner]: only option

[magistrate]: on

[cobra]: it's unfortunate but it is you know
it

[spinner]: they

[macho_kringle]: out

[cobra]: fits

[macho_kringle]: of

[spinner]: serve brisket and fries and that is

[mattward]: m

[spinner]: the closest we'll get

[macho_kringle]: out of the cornucopia of food options

[spinner]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: you descended

[spinner]: uh

[mattward]: m

[macho_kringle]: on arabs

[mattward]: m

[macho_kringle]: of all

[mattward]: i

[spinner]: no

[mattward]: already

[spinner]: no one

[mattward]: have

[spinner]: had

[mattward]: indigestion

[magistrate]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[mattward]: it's great

[magistrate]: okay next question were moving on

[spinner]: oh

[magistrate]: from

[macho_kringle]: m

[magistrate]: whatever that was

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[cobra]: oh

[magistrate]: hear me out this is gonna be
a little bit of an explanation but i

[magistrate]: hope it will make

[macho_kringle]: here

[magistrate]: sense

[macho_kringle]: we go

[magistrate]: so

[macho_kringle]: buck up

[spinner]: love

[magistrate]: are

[mattward]: oh

[magistrate]: you guys are familiar

[spinner]: yes

[magistrate]: with a moral combat termment correct

[macho_kringle]: somewhat

[spinner]: of

[macho_kringle]: yes

[spinner]: course

[cobra]: yes

[magistrate]: so

[macho_kringle]: do one to others as you would
do on

[magistrate]: you

[spinner]: uh

[magistrate]: need to the

[spinner]: uh

[magistrate]: basically mortal compact you

[spinner]: yeah

[magistrate]: need to elect a representative for honica
and christmas respectively

[spinner]: my

[magistrate]: that will participate for you

[spinner]: yeah

[magistrate]: in the moral combat term of now
there are a couple of things to mind

[magistrate]: you here of one

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[magistrate]: to make this an actual challenge for
the christmas

[spinner]: m

[magistrate]: team you cannot pick anyone who

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[magistrate]: is essentially

[spinner]: m

[magistrate]: a current champion of christmas so you
can't use that you can't use frosty

[spinner]: ye

[magistrate]: anybody associate the christmas is out it's
got to be a brand new representative um

[magistrate]: m so what i want to know

[mattward]: yeah

[magistrate]: is who you're picking and why you're
picking them and to

[macho_kringle]: from

[magistrate]: give

[macho_kringle]: the

[magistrate]: you

[macho_kringle]: mortal combat

[spinner]: we

[magistrate]: no no

[macho_kringle]: pantheon

[magistrate]: no to gie you context of higher
pickin tha you're picking anybody

[macho_kringle]: m

[magistrate]: you want so i've picked a couple
to represent easter and saint patrick's day in

[magistrate]: the holiday mortal combat so for

[macho_kringle]: oh

[mattward]: a

[cobra]: a

[magistrate]: for patrick day um

[mattward]: ye

[magistrate]: the same patrick day team is sending
nevil long bottom um he got the snakes

[magistrate]: out of hogorts

[cobra]: oh

[magistrate]: which is good enough for them and

[spinner]: yeah

[magistrate]: he has you know some pretty good
experience fighting

[spinner]: ye

[magistrate]: things um and the easter

[spinner]: yeah

[magistrate]: team easter easter seal society

[spinner]: oh

[magistrate]: if you if you will um

[spinner]: yeah

[magistrate]: they've elected to send

[spinner]: ye

[magistrate]: freddy cruger because he keeps riving from

[spinner]: what

[magistrate]: graves

[macho_kringle]: oh

[magistrate]: and he loves

[mattward]: a

[magistrate]: show and

[mattward]: ye

[spinner]: okay so it

[cobra]: no

[spinner]: has to be quasi related to your
holiday

[magistrate]: related to your holiday as much as
possible yes

[spinner]: yeah

[mattward]: oh

[spinner]: m

[magistrate]: hanka team

[spinner]: a

[magistrate]: i think you're first this time

[mattward]: it oh

[magistrate]: jo crew

[cobra]: okay

[magistrate]: if you will

[spinner]: yeah

[mattward]: yeah

[spinner]: let's just start

[mattward]: yeah

[spinner]: with the ultimate killing

[mattward]: oh

[spinner]: machine and then we'll somehow make that
reference on i think

[mattward]: yeah

[spinner]: that's

[cobra]: okay

[spinner]: the best

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[spinner]: angle

[mattward]: you mean john

[cobra]: yeah

[mattward]: lovett you already did that

[spinner]: yeah

[magistrate]: he's already a current representative of hanka
and

[mattward]: oh

[magistrate]: can not be chosen

[spinner]: yeah

[cobra]: listen

[magistrate]: yeah

[cobra]: john burn tall as punisher john bertha
is jewish

[macho_kringle]: ye

[magistrate]: oh

[spinner]: let's

[cobra]: i

[spinner]: still

[cobra]: think

[spinner]: use an example that's a good choice
but they can have supernatural powers

[macho_kringle]: oh

[spinner]: so let's

[cobra]: fair

[spinner]: not limit ourselves to to

[cobra]: okay

[magistrate]: you don't

[cobra]: yeah

[magistrate]: need to picture on burn hall i
picked two characters i didn't not pick any

[magistrate]: so the punisher

[cobra]: yeah

[magistrate]: great but

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[magistrate]: you know work it up

[spinner]: so how can we pick thanes with
all the infinity stones

[cobra]: oh

[spinner]: that's my thinking

[magistrate]: well he's only got what six infinity
stones that's a real bomber

[spinner]: six i know man

[magistrate]: yeah

[spinner]: if

[macho_kringle]: yes

[spinner]: he had eight

[cobra]: oh

[spinner]: stones would be

[magistrate]: yeah

[cobra]: man

[spinner]: fucking money

[macho_kringle]: oh

[magistrate]: yeah

[cobra]: yeah

[spinner]: it's the glove counter two

[magistrate]: oh

[spinner]: stones

[cobra]: no he has he has two stones
dangling between

[spinner]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[cobra]: his legs

[spinner]: it is fans

[cobra]: yeah

[spinner]: okay

[cobra]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: m

[cobra]: m

[spinner]: what about what about a fire powered

[cobra]: m

[spinner]: man because of the fire from the

[cobra]: that's

[spinner]: candles

[cobra]: what i was thinking so i went
back

[magistrate]: oh

[spinner]: yeah

[cobra]: straight back to light sabers as well

[spinner]: okay

[cobra]: maybe maybe

[spinner]: festival of lights yeah

[mattward]: oh

[cobra]: what's what's the name of that stupid

[magistrate]: general and

[cobra]: druid

[magistrate]: grievous

[mattward]: yeah

[cobra]: general grieves but with like for arms

[spinner]: no but he has how many arms
does he have we need we need

[magistrate]: oh

[spinner]: we need

[cobra]: eight

[spinner]: a

[cobra]: arm sorry i meant eight arms

[spinner]: i think he has eight arms

[cobra]: it has four

[spinner]: the most

[mattward]: yeah yeah

[spinner]: i think we

[cobra]: as

[spinner]: need

[cobra]: far

[spinner]: we need a double check the four

[mattward]: yes

[cobra]: he can

[macho_kringle]: ah

[spinner]: yeah

[cobra]: have

[magistrate]: yeah

[cobra]: four

[spinner]: but does that

[cobra]: arms

[spinner]: include

[cobra]: but

[spinner]: his

[cobra]: like

[spinner]: legs

[cobra]: we we double with double

[mattward]: yes

[cobra]: light sabers you know

[magistrate]: yeah the

[cobra]: like

[magistrate]: pictures

[cobra]: the dark

[magistrate]: show

[cobra]: small

[magistrate]: him with

[cobra]: ones

[magistrate]: four arms and one light saver for
arm so you're halfway there

[cobra]: yeah

[spinner]: but

[cobra]: but

[spinner]: and

[cobra]: no

[spinner]: two

[cobra]: we

[spinner]: legs

[cobra]: can we can have

[magistrate]: who

[cobra]: the

[magistrate]: likes

[spinner]: those

[cobra]: double

[spinner]: are

[cobra]: light

[spinner]: limbs

[cobra]: sabers

[magistrate]: like

[macho_kringle]: oh

[cobra]: the double light sabers

[spinner]: all

[cobra]: the one the dark mole ones

[spinner]: that's

[cobra]: those counts

[spinner]: stretching

[cobra]: for two

[spinner]: it i think what about what

[magistrate]: uh

[spinner]: about

[cobra]: oh

[spinner]: this

[cobra]: yeah

[spinner]: this is

[cobra]: that's stretching

[spinner]: that's

[cobra]: it

[spinner]: that's too far i got a good
one here ready

[magistrate]: yeah

[spinner]: our

[cobra]: okay

[spinner]: gonna like this

[cobra]: m

[mattward]: yes

[spinner]: r octipus

[macho_kringle]: oh

[mattward]: oh

[cobra]: with light sabers

[magistrate]: yeh

[spinner]: not only does

[cobra]: oh

[mattward]: m

[spinner]: not

[mattward]: oh

[spinner]: not only does he have

[magistrate]: yeah

[spinner]: eight limbs

[mattward]: it's not

[spinner]: he

[mattward]: general

[spinner]: is also

[mattward]: grievous

[cobra]: ah

[macho_kringle]: oh

[spinner]: yes

[mattward]: yeah

[spinner]: no we're moving away

[magistrate]: we're

[spinner]: from general

[magistrate]: past

[spinner]: grievis

[magistrate]: that now

[macho_kringle]: oh

[spinner]: we're

[mattward]: ah

[spinner]: going to torocapos not only does he
have eight limbs but he is a doctor

[cobra]: yet true

[spinner]: great representative for the jewish community

[magistrate]: that'll keep all the moms

[macho_kringle]: hm

[magistrate]: happy

[cobra]: that

[macho_kringle]: m

[spinner]: i'll

[cobra]: yeah

[spinner]: keep them that i'll keep the mom's
happy for sure and

[magistrate]: a

[mattward]: yeah

[cobra]: what's his

[spinner]: um

[cobra]: name

[magistrate]: oh

[spinner]: its name is auto octavius

[mattward]: ye

[macho_kringle]: octavius

[cobra]: a that's jewish right sefer

[spinner]: that's jud

[macho_kringle]: m

[cobra]: instead

[spinner]: yeah

[cobra]: of scanaziit's a sefrdid you for sure

[spinner]: yeah for sure he's jewish that's known
that's

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[spinner]: known remember the comet where

[cobra]: oh

[spinner]: he lights the eight

[cobra]: shit

[spinner]: candles

[cobra]: dude

[spinner]: at once

[cobra]: we can pick manito he's

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[cobra]: jewish

[spinner]: magnito's jewish you survived the holy cost

[cobra]: and there's lights

[spinner]: what

[mattward]: oh

[cobra]: electricity

[magistrate]: what

[macho_kringle]: ah

[spinner]: like

[cobra]: i don't know

[spinner]: in the world in

[cobra]: yes

[spinner]: the world

[cobra]: yes

[spinner]: and there's

[mattward]: yeah

[cobra]: you

[spinner]: lights

[cobra]: know

[spinner]: in existence

[cobra]: magnetism then it goes somewhere here and
then electricity there

[spinner]: i like i like magneto he survived

[cobra]: like yeah

[spinner]: the hollow

[cobra]: yeah

[spinner]: cost

[mattward]: yeah

[spinner]: he's a good jewish representative

[magistrate]: how does he represent

[spinner]: the

[magistrate]: honicawhat

[spinner]: way because his magnetism lasts

[cobra]: m

[spinner]: like the oil

[cobra]: eight days

[spinner]: in the

[magistrate]: eight

[spinner]: days

[magistrate]: days

[spinner]: of your

[cobra]: yeah

[spinner]: even

[mattward]: yes

[spinner]: longer it's an even better deal than
a candle that last eight days

[mattward]: oh

[magistrate]: yeah

[spinner]: it's

[cobra]: ah

[spinner]: uh

[magistrate]: yeah

[spinner]: yeah he doesn't really he much he's
jewish

[cobra]: he

[spinner]: that's

[cobra]: survived

[spinner]: about it

[mattward]: yeah

[cobra]: he survived for eight days in oushwit

[magistrate]: i got to be honest with you
manito

[spinner]: ah

[magistrate]: doesn't really seem like he practices judaism
that much

[spinner]: how dare you

[cobra]: all all no way that's precisely why

[magistrate]: yeah

[cobra]: which which you do you know that
practice is judaism

[magistrate]: okay you may have

[mattward]: yeah

[magistrate]: me there

[cobra]: yeah

[spinner]: yeah exactly

[magistrate]: uh

[macho_kringle]: hodacaharry

[spinner]: that

[mattward]: he's

[spinner]: s the

[mattward]: a

[spinner]: joke

[mattward]: very modern

[magistrate]: h oh

[mattward]: wish man

[spinner]: yeah as the joke goes he's jewish

[macho_kringle]: oh

[cobra]: exactly

[spinner]: is

[cobra]: exactly

[mattward]: oh

[spinner]: uh

[magistrate]: ah

[macho_kringle]: oh

[spinner]: yeah so those between those what do
you think we go magneto or i think

[spinner]: i like

[cobra]: oak

[spinner]: the

[macho_kringle]: a

[spinner]: drdockok

[cobra]: has

[spinner]: is better because more layers but i
don't know he's not as good at fighting

[spinner]: as magneto in in an actual

[magistrate]: ah

[spinner]: mortal combat tournament

[magistrate]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: m

[cobra]: no

[spinner]: i believe

[cobra]: i think i'd

[spinner]: magnitospoet

[cobra]: be he'd be fine

[mattward]: what

[spinner]: he'd

[mattward]: if you

[spinner]: handle

[mattward]: fight

[cobra]: he'd

[spinner]: himself

[mattward]: a

[cobra]: have

[mattward]: naked

[cobra]: some

[mattward]: territer

[cobra]: he'd have some

[macho_kringle]: m

[cobra]: really fun

[mattward]: yeah

[cobra]: like fatalities dot awkward

[spinner]: yeah i like i think we should
go with doc he's a

[cobra]: okay

[spinner]: he's a jewish doctor

[cobra]: so

[magistrate]: all right

[spinner]: he's

[cobra]: yeah

[magistrate]: duck

[spinner]: known to be jewish

[magistrate]: awk is representing that

[mattward]: ye

[magistrate]: you crew

[spinner]: yeah

[cobra]: his full name is

[macho_kringle]: the

[spinner]: octavia

[cobra]: his

[spinner]: stein

[magistrate]: uh

[cobra]: exactly

[magistrate]: h

[cobra]: octavia ten gold bloom

[spinner]: gold gold

[mattward]: cool

[spinner]: burg

[macho_kringle]: it's gold

[mattward]: oh

[macho_kringle]: blue

[cobra]: no

[magistrate]: i

[cobra]: it's not no let's not go let's
not

[spinner]: let's talk

[cobra]: go

[mattward]: see

[spinner]: go crazy

[cobra]: full smith yeah yeah

[magistrate]: of course not

[cobra]: yeah

[magistrate]: okay

[spinner]: you need to have a beard for
that

[cobra]: yeah

[magistrate]: can he can he bethlehem brawlers

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[magistrate]: please

[spinner]: yea

[mattward]: oh

[spinner]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: tip

[magistrate]: rebuked

[macho_kringle]: the scales

[magistrate]: tip

[macho_kringle]: yes

[magistrate]: of

[spinner]: enter

[magistrate]: scales

[spinner]: the chat

[magistrate]: ed of

[macho_kringle]: we

[magistrate]: the

[macho_kringle]: can

[magistrate]: chat yes

[macho_kringle]: in

[mattward]: i think we got some

[macho_kringle]: ah

[mattward]: good ideas we got to

[macho_kringle]: i

[mattward]: figure

[macho_kringle]: think so

[mattward]: it out though we got to work
this out

[macho_kringle]: yeah so

[spinner]: no

[macho_kringle]: my my suggestion would be black dynamite
one incredible fighter two he

[spinner]: yeah

[mattward]: yes

[macho_kringle]: runs an orphanage because he used to
be an orphan

[spinner]: i

[macho_kringle]: and three when time comes for brutal
fatalities he could take any approach from his

[macho_kringle]: fellow pimp community pimps whether it means
a hot coat

[mattward]: ah

[macho_kringle]: hanger etcetera

[mattward]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: a et cetera et cetera

[spinner]: question chris

[macho_kringle]: hm

[spinner]: aren't orphans one of the few who
can't partake in christmas

[magistrate]: oh

[spinner]: as in

[macho_kringle]: says who

[spinner]: santa does not bring him gifts

[macho_kringle]: no sir

[cobra]: of

[spinner]: santa

[macho_kringle]: stay

[spinner]: does not bring

[macho_kringle]: stay

[spinner]: gifts

[mattward]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: in your

[spinner]: to orphans

[macho_kringle]: stay in your corner

[mattward]: he

[macho_kringle]: stay in your corner

[mattward]: i

[spinner]: since is a known orphan hater

[macho_kringle]: no no no no no no no
no no no no no no no

[mattward]: i don't need toys for touts i
know that we're helping all right

[spinner]: someone

[mattward]: i gave

[spinner]: all

[mattward]: them

[spinner]: right

[mattward]: a puzzle that's half

[spinner]: that's

[mattward]: finished

[spinner]: fair

[macho_kringle]: furthermore

[spinner]: so sanna sanna

[mattward]: ye

[spinner]: did come through okay

[mattward]: ye

[macho_kringle]: santa no

[spinner]: fair

[macho_kringle]: came through santa gives extra attention to
the children in the orphanage and children in

[macho_kringle]: hospital because they need some extra love

[mattward]: oh

[macho_kringle]: the holiday season so you sir sit
in your corner and proceed to get this

[macho_kringle]: verbal beating thus now that's my suggestion

[mattward]: a

[macho_kringle]: what are your thoughts

[mattward]: i like that

[spinner]: i like

[mattward]: actually though because like it's also he's
got like a smoothness to him plus he

[mattward]: knows what it's like to be a
parent at christmas

[macho_kringle]: m

[mattward]: because he has a lot of kids

[macho_kringle]: m m

[mattward]: um

[macho_kringle]: m yeah

[mattward]: not all of them know

[spinner]: a

[mattward]: his name i think is what it
is or

[macho_kringle]: no

[mattward]: maybe they all i don't know

[macho_kringle]: a

[mattward]: many

[macho_kringle]: lot of

[mattward]: people

[macho_kringle]: cats

[mattward]: have

[macho_kringle]: have

[mattward]: like

[macho_kringle]: that name black dynamite

[mattward]: yeah so

[spinner]: very

[mattward]: i like

[spinner]: common

[mattward]: that

[spinner]: lake

[mattward]: but

[spinner]: board

[macho_kringle]: but

[mattward]: i would also

[spinner]: i

[mattward]: say

[spinner]: would

[mattward]: going into comics

[macho_kringle]: hm

[mattward]: could go with dare

[spinner]: go

[mattward]: devil

[macho_kringle]: oh

[spinner]: oh

[mattward]: fun

[spinner]: catholic

[macho_kringle]: pray tell

[mattward]: he's as religious as i gets he's
extremely catholic

[macho_kringle]: m

[mattward]: he's

[macho_kringle]: hm

[mattward]: very blind

[macho_kringle]: and

[mattward]: m

[macho_kringle]: red

[mattward]: so

[cobra]: oh

[macho_kringle]: ah

[mattward]: you

[spinner]: very

[mattward]: know

[spinner]: blind

[mattward]: he can't

[spinner]: very blind

[mattward]: see the horror that

[spinner]: horror

[mattward]: has been unleashed on christmas i don't
know were i'm going with this but you

[mattward]: know

[macho_kringle]: no

[cobra]: dresses

[mattward]: he's

[cobra]: in

[mattward]: got

[cobra]: red

[mattward]: a

[macho_kringle]: stick to the blindness

[cobra]: he dresses

[macho_kringle]: and the

[cobra]: in

[macho_kringle]: red

[cobra]: red to his basically center

[mattward]: he's

[macho_kringle]: you

[mattward]: very

[cobra]: right

[macho_kringle]: know

[mattward]: red

[macho_kringle]: roof top

[mattward]: he

[macho_kringle]: hopper

[spinner]: who stand to this lucian stuff helping

[mattward]: he has

[spinner]: them

[cobra]: yeah

[mattward]: some serious serious anger issues like if
you've ever seen him fight he just

[spinner]: just

[mattward]: lets

[spinner]: like

[mattward]: and

[spinner]: center

[mattward]: lose all

[spinner]: claus

[mattward]: the time

[macho_kringle]: that's right

[mattward]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: that's right

[cobra]: oh no

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[cobra]: oh

[mattward]: without

[cobra]: no

[mattward]: any of the afore

[macho_kringle]: hm

[mattward]: mentioned problems but

[macho_kringle]: hm

[mattward]: you know and he's blind

[spinner]: i

[macho_kringle]: yes

[mattward]: yeah

[cobra]: we

[mattward]: i'm just going to keep

[magistrate]: yah

[spinner]: that's

[mattward]: leaning

[spinner]: the big

[mattward]: on

[spinner]: fat

[mattward]: that

[macho_kringle]: it's

[spinner]: that's

[mattward]: one

[macho_kringle]: twenty

[spinner]: the big

[macho_kringle]: twenty

[spinner]: fact

[macho_kringle]: two

[mattward]: no

[macho_kringle]: santa claus would be would be very
proud

[mattward]: he

[magistrate]: um

[mattward]: has all those senses so he can
see people coming

[macho_kringle]: yep

[mattward]: he can

[spinner]: it's

[mattward]: feel

[spinner]: that really

[mattward]: them coming

[spinner]: blind then

[macho_kringle]: ah

[spinner]: you know i

[mattward]: not

[spinner]: just have

[mattward]: really

[spinner]: to say that

[mattward]: i think he just

[macho_kringle]: yes

[mattward]: sees everything

[macho_kringle]: and no

[mattward]: like

[magistrate]: oh

[mattward]: a

[macho_kringle]: yes

[mattward]: virtual boy from like the

[macho_kringle]: correct

[mattward]: early to like nineties

[magistrate]: hey

[macho_kringle]: i wanted one

[spinner]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: of those

[cobra]: we don't

[magistrate]: oh

[cobra]: we don't talk about that dare devil

[mattward]: oh

[spinner]: oh yeah yeah he bent half

[magistrate]: as

[spinner]: like dear devil

[magistrate]: a steve

[macho_kringle]: he was good though

[magistrate]: as the duly elected magistrate for this
i do have a question about

[mattward]: oh

[magistrate]: the choice of

[macho_kringle]: m

[magistrate]: either these characters

[spinner]: oh

[magistrate]: in

[macho_kringle]: m

[magistrate]: that what the fuck do they have
to do with christmas

[macho_kringle]: easily

[mattward]: well dare

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[mattward]: devil is

[magistrate]: yeah

[mattward]: catholic so he observes a lot of
jesus related

[macho_kringle]: ah

[mattward]: things such

[macho_kringle]: hm

[mattward]: as christmas

[magistrate]: so

[macho_kringle]: and

[magistrate]: this

[macho_kringle]: then black dynamite

[magistrate]: this

[mattward]: and

[macho_kringle]: go ahead

[magistrate]: the spirit of christmas is

[spinner]: m

[magistrate]: observing

[mattward]: oh

[magistrate]: it

[macho_kringle]: m hm

[spinner]: oh

[macho_kringle]: ye

[mattward]: well

[magistrate]: yeah

[mattward]: yes he's also a lawyer so he's
quite rich

[magistrate]: yeah

[mattward]: i

[spinner]: ah

[mattward]: don't know where i

[macho_kringle]: okay

[spinner]: you keep saying points

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[spinner]: like they matter

[macho_kringle]: and then

[spinner]: don't forget he has brown hair

[magistrate]: i heard

[macho_kringle]: and

[magistrate]: he's

[cobra]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: then

[spinner]: don't

[magistrate]: blind

[spinner]: forget

[macho_kringle]: black

[spinner]: that part

[macho_kringle]: dynamite black dynamite

[magistrate]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: having been an orphan has

[magistrate]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: always wanted to part of the reason
why

[mattward]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: he runs an orphanage is because he's
always

[mattward]: i

[macho_kringle]: wanted a family so bull horn cream
corn

[spinner]: kay

[macho_kringle]: honey bee

[magistrate]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: like that's his family and the children

[spinner]: the

[macho_kringle]: are

[magistrate]: those

[macho_kringle]: his

[magistrate]: are

[macho_kringle]: responsibility

[magistrate]: his elves

[macho_kringle]: you could

[magistrate]: and

[macho_kringle]: say

[magistrate]: he

[macho_kringle]: that

[magistrate]: uses

[macho_kringle]: as

[magistrate]: them

[macho_kringle]: well

[magistrate]: to make toys and sell

[macho_kringle]: for

[magistrate]: them

[cobra]: oh

[macho_kringle]: the

[magistrate]: at

[macho_kringle]: children

[magistrate]: a nominal

[cobra]: no

[magistrate]: profit while not paying

[macho_kringle]: to

[magistrate]: the children

[macho_kringle]: keep

[cobra]: we're back

[macho_kringle]: what

[cobra]: we're

[macho_kringle]: without

[magistrate]: yeah

[cobra]: back to center class

[macho_kringle]: without

[cobra]: then

[macho_kringle]: the roof needs to be provided for
the utility bills do not stop

[cobra]: yes

[macho_kringle]: you must run and you need

[magistrate]: m yeah

[macho_kringle]: to feed these children so base on
that life experience he wants

[magistrate]: oh

[macho_kringle]: to grow the operation to spread more
joy and make sure that all the orphanages

[macho_kringle]: especially are taken care of but then

[magistrate]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: lo raden

[spinner]: o

[macho_kringle]: has come down and she can wants
to come in things up now who the

[macho_kringle]: hell is interrupted

[magistrate]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: with

[spinner]: a

[macho_kringle]: my holiday chair

[spinner]: holiday a

[macho_kringle]: you know you don't you don't do
that

[magistrate]: hey chris chris is

[mattward]: i

[magistrate]: that is that the fight sound or
the sex sound they sound

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[magistrate]: really similar to me and i just
want to

[macho_kringle]: m

[magistrate]: know

[spinner]: it sound exact same

[magistrate]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: listen

[mattward]: a little bit but

[macho_kringle]: while you well black with every between
battles right between bouts

[magistrate]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: black dinametewill proceed

[spinner]: we got

[macho_kringle]: to approach

[magistrate]: oh

[macho_kringle]: katana whoever

[spinner]: raden

[macho_kringle]: and whoever

[magistrate]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: and raiding and just you know proceed
to

[cobra]: what

[macho_kringle]: try the different

[magistrate]: oh

[macho_kringle]: positions

[spinner]: luke

[macho_kringle]: that

[spinner]: age

[macho_kringle]: are found in the astrological

[spinner]: not luke age

[macho_kringle]: coma

[spinner]: johnny

[cobra]: gore

[macho_kringle]: sutra

[spinner]: gage

[macho_kringle]: okay

[cobra]: gore

[magistrate]: oh

[macho_kringle]: so

[spinner]: good cora

[macho_kringle]: when

[mattward]: um

[macho_kringle]: goro lots of hands a lot of
dick lots of hands but you see the

[macho_kringle]: christmas spirit must be upheld and maintained

[magistrate]: oh

[macho_kringle]: right and so just because you use
the fist cuffs that does not

[mattward]: ping

[spinner]: it's

[macho_kringle]: mean

[spinner]: not

[mattward]: up

[spinner]: me

[macho_kringle]: it does not mean

[magistrate]: all right

[macho_kringle]: that the cheer cannot be spread sexually

[magistrate]: so great

[spinner]: this is like word salad

[magistrate]: i just want to come back

[mattward]: yeah

[spinner]: like

[magistrate]: and

[spinner]: i have

[magistrate]: understand

[spinner]: no

[macho_kringle]: tastes

[spinner]: idea what

[macho_kringle]: good

[spinner]: he's saying

[magistrate]: dare devil

[macho_kringle]: it tasted very

[magistrate]: or

[macho_kringle]: good

[spinner]: don't forget

[macho_kringle]: m

[spinner]: also matt just to help you out

[magistrate]: yep

[spinner]: dare devil wears glasses

[mattward]: he does

[magistrate]: thank you

[cobra]: oh

[macho_kringle]: ah

[mattward]: and he doesn't have a

[magistrate]: isn't he

[mattward]: and

[magistrate]: blind

[mattward]: and his dad is dead

[magistrate]: first of all

[spinner]: and it's

[cobra]: and

[mattward]: let's

[cobra]: he's

[spinner]: oh

[cobra]: blind

[mattward]: let

[magistrate]: first

[mattward]: that

[magistrate]: of

[mattward]: one

[magistrate]: all you christmas bethaham

[mattward]: i'm

[magistrate]: brawlers

[mattward]: basically just

[cobra]: yes

[magistrate]: you need

[mattward]: just

[magistrate]: to pick

[mattward]: describing

[magistrate]: pick

[mattward]: daredevil

[magistrate]: pick one

[macho_kringle]: we can

[magistrate]: pick

[macho_kringle]: we

[magistrate]: one

[macho_kringle]: can pick o but you asked us
to connect the dots and we have done

[macho_kringle]: so thoroughly matt

[magistrate]: great

[macho_kringle]: what do you think

[mattward]: i think

[spinner]: what's your final

[mattward]: we

[spinner]: answer regius

[mattward]: i

[spinner]: filon

[mattward]: think we should go with black dynamite
because the more i discussed

[spinner]: he more

[mattward]: star devil the more i realize

[magistrate]: ya

[mattward]: that

[spinner]: the more you

[magistrate]: wow

[spinner]: convince yourself

[magistrate]: interesting

[macho_kringle]: oh

[mattward]: he's a sad sad angry

[magistrate]: yeah

[mattward]: catholic boy i don't think he's goin
to best make decisions he's you know

[macho_kringle]: he's a great

[spinner]: no

[mattward]: i'm gonna

[macho_kringle]: fighter

[mattward]: go with black

[magistrate]: ah

[mattward]: dynamite

[macho_kringle]: we can always sub him in because
when you need to chisel like two fighters

[macho_kringle]: that you have black dynamite

[magistrate]: yes

[macho_kringle]: as the lead and dare devil can
switch if you

[magistrate]: no

[macho_kringle]: need to to build

[mattward]: plus

[macho_kringle]: up your

[magistrate]: you

[macho_kringle]: fight

[cobra]: this

[magistrate]: can't

[macho_kringle]: meter

[cobra]: isn't

[mattward]: dare

[magistrate]: that's

[mattward]: devil

[cobra]: marvell

[magistrate]: that's

[cobra]: versus

[magistrate]: not how this

[cobra]: cap

[magistrate]: term

[cobra]: com

[magistrate]: works

[macho_kringle]: listen

[cobra]: this is

[macho_kringle]: i

[mattward]: plus

[macho_kringle]: was

[cobra]: not

[macho_kringle]: just

[cobra]: marvel

[macho_kringle]: saying

[cobra]: versus cap combat

[macho_kringle]: i

[cobra]: the

[macho_kringle]: don't

[cobra]: funk

[magistrate]: moral

[spinner]: oh

[macho_kringle]: play

[magistrate]: combat

[macho_kringle]: this game

[spinner]: no

[macho_kringle]: i

[magistrate]: moral

[macho_kringle]: don't

[magistrate]: combat

[macho_kringle]: play

[spinner]: no

[macho_kringle]: mortal

[spinner]: black

[mattward]: what

[macho_kringle]: combat

[spinner]: dynamo

[magistrate]: fatalities

[spinner]: black

[magistrate]: only

[macho_kringle]: okay

[spinner]: yeah

[mattward]: plus

[macho_kringle]: okay

[mattward]: are

[spinner]: oh

[mattward]: devil

[spinner]: no

[macho_kringle]: okay

[mattward]: there dare devil won't do fatalities he's

[magistrate]: mhscotdamn

[mattward]: just he's not about that he just

[macho_kringle]: black

[mattward]: sort

[macho_kringle]: dynamite

[magistrate]: coward

[mattward]: of like

[macho_kringle]: will

[mattward]: morally

[macho_kringle]: fully

[mattward]: be a post

[cobra]: true

[macho_kringle]: proceed

[mattward]: so

[cobra]: true

[mattward]: i think

[cobra]: true

[macho_kringle]: interrupt

[magistrate]: oh

[mattward]: i think

[macho_kringle]: your

[mattward]: black

[macho_kringle]: life with

[mattward]: in

[macho_kringle]: his

[mattward]: an

[macho_kringle]: co

[mattward]: lit for sure

[magistrate]: yeah

[spinner]: oh guy sorry unfortunately scorpion just

[magistrate]: uh

[spinner]: ripped out black dinamasheart awkward

[magistrate]: um moving

[spinner]: fatality

[macho_kringle]: and

[magistrate]: on

[macho_kringle]: yet

[magistrate]: moving on we're

[mattward]: yes

[magistrate]: asking

[spinner]: yeah

[cobra]: believe

[magistrate]: the next

[cobra]: you

[magistrate]: question

[cobra]: guys did pig john maclean

[magistrate]: we're asking the next question

[mattward]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: eat it

[spinner]: eat it

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[spinner]: o

[macho_kringle]: yeah ho

[mattward]: that's only work it's mortal

[magistrate]: this

[mattward]: combat turn health an an airport

[magistrate]: well you know what

[cobra]: oh

[magistrate]: we're not

[mattward]: yeah

[magistrate]: talking about that any more we're on
to the next

[spinner]: or

[magistrate]: question

[spinner]: a building

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[magistrate]: so you all need

[mattward]: okay

[magistrate]: to shut the

[spinner]: yahsegue

[magistrate]: fuck up

[cobra]: ah

[magistrate]: this question

[mattward]: oh

[magistrate]: is

[macho_kringle]: yes

[magistrate]: four

[macho_kringle]: oh

[magistrate]: jew crew

[spinner]: a

[magistrate]: could i say the hebrew hammers would
that be allowed

[mattward]: yes

[cobra]: sure sure

[spinner]: i will

[macho_kringle]: m

[spinner]: i will

[macho_kringle]: i

[spinner]: allow

[macho_kringle]: like

[magistrate]: yeah

[spinner]: it

[macho_kringle]: the

[cobra]: i

[macho_kringle]: iteration

[cobra]: allow it as well

[magistrate]: if you

[spinner]: sustain

[magistrate]: will

[spinner]: sustained

[magistrate]: this

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[magistrate]: is their question

[cobra]: proceed

[magistrate]: this

[macho_kringle]: a

[magistrate]: is only their question so here's what
i need

[mattward]: yes

[magistrate]: you to do

[mattward]: ye

[cobra]: oh

[magistrate]: hanka

[cobra]: i

[mattward]: h

[cobra]: dealt

[mattward]: h

[magistrate]: hanka needs

[spinner]: okay

[magistrate]: its

[spinner]: m

[magistrate]: own hanka movie there's not enough hanka
movies in the world

[spinner]: amen

[magistrate]: so i need

[spinner]: praise

[magistrate]: you

[spinner]: jesus

[magistrate]: i need you guys

[spinner]: sorry wrong guy

[cobra]: what

[magistrate]: and

[mattward]: yes

[spinner]: wrong guy

[magistrate]: i need you guys in about i'm
gonna

[macho_kringle]: eliza

[magistrate]: cap you about ten

[spinner]: oh

[magistrate]: minutes because i know how

[macho_kringle]: oh

[magistrate]: we work on the show in

[spinner]: okay

[magistrate]: ten minutes i need

[cobra]: i

[magistrate]: you

[cobra]: know

[magistrate]: to

[cobra]: wat you're

[magistrate]: create

[cobra]: talking about

[magistrate]: me

[macho_kringle]: oh

[magistrate]: the script for the next great hanka

[macho_kringle]: m

[magistrate]: movie and i'm going to put a
little

[spinner]: i'm gonna put a

[magistrate]: just

[spinner]: level

[magistrate]: a little bit of restraint to you
to give you some focus

[spinner]: okay

[cobra]: a

[magistrate]: i wanted

[mattward]: yeah

[magistrate]: to be a buddy cop

[mattward]: if

[magistrate]: action flick if you will think like

[mattward]: as

[spinner]: love it

[magistrate]: lethal weapon may be not lethal weapon
because but you know what i mean

[cobra]: yes

[mattward]: a

[spinner]: lead

[mattward]: a

[spinner]: the weapon without the anticevothism

[cobra]: you

[magistrate]: yeah

[cobra]: want us to make a honicamove mel
gibson

[magistrate]: yeah

[cobra]: that talk about an impossible

[magistrate]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: if

[cobra]: task

[macho_kringle]: you did that that would have been
a cluster fouk

[magistrate]: but a buddy cop action film

[spinner]: so kane

[cobra]: okay

[spinner]: west and

[cobra]: yea

[spinner]: mel gibs and their partners

[cobra]: yeah

[spinner]: they get along

[mattward]: uh

[spinner]: just far and

[cobra]: oh my god

[spinner]: oh

[mattward]: thank the

[cobra]: okay so

[mattward]: oh

[magistrate]: true

[spinner]: okay so it's

[cobra]: i

[spinner]: a buddy

[cobra]: think

[spinner]: cop so

[cobra]: yeah

[spinner]: for

[mattward]: yeah

[spinner]: any buddy cap movie guys who

[magistrate]: m

[spinner]: immediately

[mattward]: okay

[spinner]: aren't friends but then

[cobra]: yeah

[magistrate]: sorry

[cobra]: yeah

[spinner]: get along

[magistrate]: spencer i just want to add in
two things

[spinner]: yes

[magistrate]: all you need to do don't go
too far into it but title obviously important

[spinner]: yes

[magistrate]: and then

[cobra]: live

[magistrate]: the

[cobra]: that for the end

[magistrate]: and then the two actors who are
gonna play the buddies

[mattward]: oh

[spinner]: okay

[magistrate]: but cops if you will

[mattward]: oh

[cobra]: can

[spinner]: got

[cobra]: we

[spinner]: it

[cobra]: do

[mattward]: oh

[cobra]: we have to pick that can we
choose

[spinner]: oh

[magistrate]: m

[cobra]: actors from any era at any point
in time

[magistrate]: m

[cobra]: or

[magistrate]: you're making it today

[spinner]: yeah we know oscar

[cobra]: fuck

[spinner]: isa's going to be

[magistrate]: m

[spinner]: there

[magistrate]: obviously

[mattward]: m

[cobra]: no no no no no

[spinner]: no this

[cobra]: this

[spinner]: is

[cobra]: has to be in an

[magistrate]: oh

[cobra]: all jew crew

[spinner]: oh

[cobra]: this movie

[spinner]: that's going to be tough

[cobra]: i know

[spinner]: no

[cobra]: that's why

[mattward]: oh

[cobra]: i

[spinner]: they

[cobra]: asked

[spinner]: don't

[cobra]: because

[spinner]: have

[cobra]: otherwise otherwise it would be justin hoffman

[spinner]: yeah

[cobra]: and mel brooks

[magistrate]: he's still alive

[cobra]: but yeah

[spinner]: no

[cobra]: but they're

[spinner]: no no

[cobra]: too old

[spinner]: no

[cobra]: to make a buddy buddy cop movie

[spinner]: he's the no nonsense police chief

[cobra]: yeah oh i like it okay okay

[spinner]: yeah

[cobra]: i liked it

[spinner]: so um wait we can get actors
that aren't jewish to play jews that's what

[spinner]: acting is

[magistrate]: oh

[cobra]: no but that's going to get counselled
no i won't

[spinner]: no no

[cobra]: whom i

[spinner]: no

[cobra]: who am i kidding

[magistrate]: m

[cobra]: is

[spinner]: yeah

[cobra]: never going to get cancelled

[spinner]: it'll it'll

[magistrate]: yeah

[spinner]: thrive

[cobra]: oh yeah

[spinner]: i think we get

[cobra]: okay

[spinner]: ryan reynolds because

[magistrate]: yeah

[spinner]: he's always good in

[cobra]: perfect

[spinner]: a buddy cop comedy

[cobra]: so he's

[magistrate]: yeah

[cobra]: he's like the loose canon

[spinner]: yeah

[cobra]: sort

[spinner]: but he's

[cobra]: of like

[magistrate]: m

[cobra]: joe cracking

[spinner]: jewish

[cobra]: like

[mattward]: yeah

[spinner]: gay

[cobra]: yeah

[mattward]: yes

[cobra]: so

[magistrate]: oh

[cobra]: his name is david lebovit

[spinner]: got it

[magistrate]: great

[cobra]: a

[spinner]: david leboitts

[cobra]: yeah

[spinner]: gonna say like that because it sounds
better

[mattward]: oh

[cobra]: sure

[spinner]: and

[cobra]: whatever

[spinner]: should

[mattward]: oh

[spinner]: should his partner be a non jew

[mattward]: a

[cobra]: like an o

[spinner]: and

[cobra]: and

[spinner]: a

[cobra]: he teaches the

[spinner]: like

[cobra]: meaning

[spinner]: a gentile

[cobra]: of hanica to him

[spinner]: yeah exactly that's

[cobra]: uh

[spinner]: what i'm thinking ready no no the
other cup is a former jew who's lost

[spinner]: his belief

[cobra]: oh i like

[spinner]: yeah

[cobra]: it

[spinner]: and he's like and he's like

[cobra]: has to

[spinner]: honi

[cobra]: be an older

[spinner]: didn't

[cobra]: dude

[spinner]: honi didn't save my wife and kid

[magistrate]: oh

[cobra]: yeah

[spinner]: when they were murdered

[magistrate]: yeah

[spinner]: on the seventh day of honica

[magistrate]: can i can i offer

[spinner]: yah

[cobra]: they died eating lot kiss

[magistrate]: can i can i offer such a
baron cone

[spinner]: h

[magistrate]: to play that character

[spinner]: yes

[mattward]: oh

[spinner]: i love that casting

[cobra]: oh my

[magistrate]: oh

[cobra]: god

[mattward]: yeah

[cobra]: okay

[spinner]: where was honica when my wife was
six

[cobra]: what

[spinner]: feet in oil oh

[macho_kringle]: sexually

[cobra]: where where was hanna when my son
was choking

[spinner]: oh

[cobra]: on some gun ot

[spinner]: yeah

[cobra]: oh

[macho_kringle]: sexually

[spinner]: and then

[cobra]: yes

[spinner]: the premise of the movie

[mattward]: yes

[spinner]: is they have eight days

[mattward]: yeah

[spinner]: to stop

[cobra]: oh

[macho_kringle]: m

[cobra]: who's who's the who's the villain

[spinner]: the villain

[magistrate]: yeah

[spinner]: is

[cobra]: kin

[spinner]: hart

[cobra]: no i'm kidding

[spinner]: no i was gonna say harvey wine
stan

[magistrate]: oh

[spinner]: no

[magistrate]: wow

[spinner]: he's a bad representation we

[cobra]: jeffrey

[spinner]: have to

[cobra]: epstein

[spinner]: stop him even

[cobra]: yeah

[spinner]: with stop naming bad jews

[macho_kringle]: oh

[spinner]: it's not helping

[magistrate]: uh

[spinner]: us um

[mattward]: oh

[spinner]: no they have

[mattward]: oh

[spinner]: to stop there's a there's a guy
who's bombing

[mattward]: ah

[spinner]: a town a no a different area
of the city every day every night of

[spinner]: honica

[cobra]: okay

[spinner]: every day there's a new

[mattward]: yeah

[cobra]: played

[spinner]: bombing and the

[cobra]: by

[spinner]: eighth

[cobra]: mel gibson

[macho_kringle]: ye

[spinner]: no this has to make it to
theaters and it's

[magistrate]: ah

[cobra]: i like that i like the idea

[magistrate]: oh

[cobra]: of

[spinner]: so

[mattward]: yes

[cobra]: threat

[spinner]: and then the eighth day is like
he's going to nuk the city

[magistrate]: so spencer can

[cobra]: okay

[magistrate]: i just i just want to help
you guys

[spinner]: no

[magistrate]: hear the explosions are always like the
top of a sky scraper there

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[magistrate]: by making it like a candle stick

[cobra]: oh

[spinner]: i

[cobra]: nice

[spinner]: love it

[magistrate]: ah

[spinner]: i love

[cobra]: nice

[spinner]: it

[cobra]: yeah

[spinner]: yeah

[magistrate]: oh

[spinner]: he's like blowing them up

[magistrate]: ah

[spinner]: across the city

[macho_kringle]: oh

[spinner]: to make

[cobra]: s

[spinner]: is he prolong

[magistrate]: yeah

[spinner]: i don't know it that symbolism i
think he's

[magistrate]: oh

[spinner]: dina he has to be antonia

[magistrate]: yeah

[cobra]: yeah yeah of course

[magistrate]: yeah

[spinner]: it turns out to be cinder

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[spinner]: whatever that

[magistrate]: uh

[spinner]: horrible santa claus

[mattward]: center class all right

[cobra]: oh it's center

[mattward]: yeah

[cobra]: clause okay

[magistrate]: um

[spinner]: claus

[macho_kringle]: you

[mattward]: yes

[macho_kringle]: keep santa clara his name out

[mattward]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: your mouth

[magistrate]: m so it's not black pete just
silver clear

[mattward]: remember

[spinner]: no no

[mattward]: remember what he

[cobra]: yeah

[mattward]: created not what he was

[macho_kringle]: m

[spinner]: no

[cobra]: oh

[spinner]: yeah not what he stands for

[mattward]: for the love of god please

[magistrate]: yeah

[mattward]: remember what he made

[magistrate]: yeah

[mattward]: not what he was

[macho_kringle]: stop repeating it

[mattward]: yeah

[spinner]: ah the bad guy let's who's the
cast for the bad guy he's going

[magistrate]: yeah

[spinner]: to be like some deranged bomber

[magistrate]: oh

[mattward]: yeah

[spinner]: m i'm gonna

[magistrate]: jason isak

[mattward]: oh

[spinner]: who's jason

[mattward]: my

[spinner]: isa

[magistrate]: i

[macho_kringle]: yo

[cobra]: why

[mattward]: yeah

[magistrate]: he's

[macho_kringle]: ma

[mattward]: ah

[magistrate]: evil malto

[spinner]: oh

[macho_kringle]: hm

[mattward]: yes

[spinner]: no we need a big we need
a big name to get

[magistrate]: bigger

[spinner]: people

[magistrate]: name

[spinner]: to see

[macho_kringle]: what

[spinner]: this movie

[macho_kringle]: shame

[magistrate]: david

[macho_kringle]: on you

[magistrate]: david swimmer

[macho_kringle]: oh

[mattward]: ye

[magistrate]: yeah

[spinner]: what stop i

[cobra]: it's

[spinner]: said

[cobra]: as ross keller

[magistrate]: oh

[mattward]: yeah

[cobra]: as

[macho_kringle]: i think

[cobra]: russ keller he's the

[macho_kringle]: matt

[cobra]: he's the

[mattward]: yeah

[cobra]: he's gone evil

[mattward]: oh

[macho_kringle]: mat

[spinner]: oh no i

[macho_kringle]: i

[spinner]: got

[macho_kringle]: think

[spinner]: it

[macho_kringle]: the magistrate has

[magistrate]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: just swung in our favor

[mattward]: uh

[magistrate]: okay

[spinner]: ready

[magistrate]: the two

[spinner]: we

[magistrate]: other

[mattward]: uh

[spinner]: got

[magistrate]: if

[spinner]: ezra

[magistrate]: you want to

[spinner]: miller

[magistrate]: if you want a big name oh

[cobra]: as a miller i

[spinner]: yeah

[cobra]: like this

[magistrate]: i don't know if

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[magistrate]: i can be in movies

[mattward]: yeah

[magistrate]: what

[macho_kringle]: or throw

[magistrate]: about

[cobra]: no

[spinner]: yeah

[cobra]: it's

[spinner]: that's

[macho_kringle]: on

[spinner]: movie

[macho_kringle]: kevin

[cobra]: an it's

[macho_kringle]: smacy

[cobra]: not it's not even a character it's
just sera miller

[spinner]: yeah

[cobra]: as himself

[magistrate]: what if it was andy sandburg playing
ezra miller

[macho_kringle]: oh

[spinner]: that's

[mattward]: yes

[spinner]: a great that's a great concept

[cobra]: nice oh

[magistrate]: m

[macho_kringle]: yes

[cobra]: ship now i want now i want
in december

[magistrate]: yeah

[cobra]: to be one of the cops

[spinner]: no no it's better for him to
play villain it's it's a bigger

[magistrate]: m

[spinner]: return for him to character turn

[cobra]: okay all right fine

[macho_kringle]: ah

[magistrate]: yeah

[spinner]: and then

[mattward]: oh

[cobra]: and

[spinner]: so

[magistrate]: oh

[spinner]: they have

[cobra]: i'm

[spinner]: they

[cobra]: thinking

[spinner]: have to stop

[cobra]: about the

[spinner]: them

[cobra]: title

[spinner]: obviously

[magistrate]: yeah

[cobra]: yeah

[mattward]: yes

[spinner]: eight days of fright that sounds like
a horror movie

[cobra]: yeah

[magistrate]: yeah

[spinner]: let's go with

[cobra]: uh

[spinner]: the

[cobra]: h

[magistrate]: yeah

[spinner]: what about the festival oh come on
working on guys festival

[magistrate]: yeah

[cobra]: that's why

[spinner]: of

[magistrate]: yeah

[cobra]: that's why where i'm going as well

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[cobra]: has

[magistrate]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: quick

[cobra]: to

[macho_kringle]: use

[cobra]: be

[macho_kringle]: the light sabers

[spinner]: oh

[cobra]: i

[magistrate]: yeah

[cobra]: was going

[mattward]: yeah

[cobra]: to say festival

[magistrate]: yeah

[cobra]: of

[macho_kringle]: my

[cobra]: light tamers

[macho_kringle]: yeah oh

[spinner]: yeah but

[macho_kringle]: m

[spinner]: we just call it enlightenment it's kind
of like

[cobra]: that's gross

[spinner]: no

[cobra]: i

[spinner]: festival

[cobra]: hate it

[spinner]: of the festival of

[macho_kringle]: m yeah

[spinner]: enlightenment

[macho_kringle]: sounds like a doctrination

[cobra]: no

[magistrate]: yeah

[spinner]: that's what

[cobra]: yeah

[spinner]: the

[magistrate]: yeah

[spinner]: bomber

[magistrate]: oh

[spinner]: calls the

[macho_kringle]: oh

[spinner]: event

[macho_kringle]: okay

[mattward]: yes

[spinner]: you know it's like scary

[cobra]: h

[magistrate]: ah

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[cobra]: h

[macho_kringle]: oh

[mattward]: fine

[spinner]: is this serious film guys this isn't
a joke

[mattward]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: m

[spinner]: o

[magistrate]: m we got book

[cobra]: i can't we can give it like
a sort of a symbolic name eight candles

[macho_kringle]: oh

[spinner]: yes oh

[cobra]: something

[spinner]: yeah

[cobra]: like that

[spinner]: okay that's like a better action movie

[cobra]: yeah

[spinner]: name shorter

[mattward]: yes

[spinner]: to the point but i think that
his bombing should be called the festival of

[spinner]: enlightenment because i think that's something a
crazy person would come

[cobra]: really

[spinner]: up with myself

[cobra]: really swinging for that idea

[spinner]: i'm

[cobra]: aren't

[spinner]: really

[cobra]: you

[spinner]: i'm really i'm real i'm stuck up
on that idea i'm gonna

[magistrate]: oh

[spinner]: and then he's going to say

[magistrate]: h

[spinner]: we need lastly we need to catch
rats

[magistrate]: h

[spinner]: when they kill the bad guy

[mattward]: oh

[magistrate]: muscle tough

[cobra]: m

[spinner]: michel

[macho_kringle]: m

[spinner]: tells

[cobra]: yeah

[spinner]: about the fuckerit's

[cobra]: yeah yeah yeah

[spinner]: not bad not bad

[magistrate]: can you work drat

[cobra]: no

[magistrate]: into the title

[cobra]: no

[magistrate]: somehow

[cobra]: i know no

[magistrate]: right

[cobra]: no hanka guilt for you

[mattward]: oh

[spinner]: no that's no that's worse

[macho_kringle]: m

[cobra]: oh

[spinner]: tough mother suckers better

[mattward]: yes

[spinner]: yeah i think that's it

[cobra]: i

[spinner]: right

[cobra]: want to work you want

[spinner]: do

[cobra]: to

[spinner]: we

[cobra]: work drave into the title

[spinner]: no

[mattward]: yet

[macho_kringle]: ah

[spinner]: that won't work

[magistrate]: okay

[cobra]: yeah

[magistrate]: just try to help

[spinner]: radldradel

[magistrate]: yeah

[cobra]: maybe it

[spinner]: dratel

[cobra]: was a gambling movie

[spinner]: i

[cobra]: a gambling

[spinner]: made it

[cobra]: addiction

[spinner]: out of

[cobra]: movie

[mattward]: yeah

[magistrate]: yeah

[spinner]: no it's a buddy cop action film
it's called

[cobra]: yeah

[spinner]: eight candles

[cobra]: eight

[magistrate]: but

[mattward]: oh

[cobra]: candles

[magistrate]: maybe you

[cobra]: yea

[magistrate]: can work

[spinner]: because

[magistrate]: in the

[spinner]: that's

[magistrate]: dratling

[mattward]: yes

[spinner]: what he

[magistrate]: that like jake jake sorry not jakesalinhall
brandon cone

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[magistrate]: lost his family's fortune

[spinner]: oh

[magistrate]: and like gambling

[mattward]: oh

[magistrate]: on

[cobra]: drat

[magistrate]: total

[spinner]: in

[magistrate]: gambling

[cobra]: drat

[spinner]: a game of

[magistrate]: ring

[cobra]: gambling

[spinner]: in a game of dradel

[magistrate]: yeah and that's why it's still mad

[spinner]: yeah

[cobra]: the drados

[magistrate]: yeah

[cobra]: failed me

[magistrate]: yeah

[cobra]: hanka

[spinner]: where was

[cobra]: failed

[magistrate]: yeah

[cobra]: me

[spinner]: where was honicawhat it's my life in

[cobra]: yeah

[spinner]: a game of dradel

[magistrate]: yeah

[spinner]: i lost it all

[cobra]: oh

[spinner]: i lost it all

[mattward]: yeah

[spinner]: on

[mattward]: oh

[spinner]: what the letters on

[cobra]: yeah

[mattward]: yeah

[spinner]: i lost

[cobra]: it's

[spinner]: it all

[cobra]: a

[spinner]: on gimme

[magistrate]: oh

[cobra]: an gimme

[magistrate]: h all

[spinner]: that's

[magistrate]: right

[spinner]: a huge joke for you boys

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[cobra]: yeah

[magistrate]: we all got it we're all laughing

[cobra]: oh

[magistrate]: um

[spinner]: you can't laugh chris

[magistrate]: oh

[spinner]: you're

[macho_kringle]: oh

[spinner]: gentile

[cobra]: yeah

[magistrate]: okay

[cobra]: ah

[mattward]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: h

[magistrate]: great job

[macho_kringle]: h

[magistrate]: so

[spinner]: oh

[magistrate]: just to just to re cap here
the movie is called what

[macho_kringle]: oh

[cobra]: eight

[spinner]: eight candles

[cobra]: candles

[macho_kringle]: ye

[mattward]: yes

[magistrate]: eight candles and

[spinner]: yeah

[magistrate]: its

[spinner]: oh

[magistrate]: stars

[macho_kringle]: m

[mattward]: yes

[spinner]: oh

[magistrate]: seciabarencone

[mattward]: yeah m

[cobra]: the

[mattward]: oh

[cobra]: grizzled

[spinner]: my

[cobra]: old

[magistrate]: oh

[cobra]: cop what's his

[macho_kringle]: m

[cobra]: name we didn't give him a

[spinner]: yeah

[cobra]: name

[magistrate]: oh

[mattward]: h

[spinner]: oh he's

[mattward]: h

[spinner]: he was

[cobra]: i am

[spinner]: are

[cobra]: i am

[magistrate]: oh

[cobra]: goldburg

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[spinner]: no he was are stein but he

[magistrate]: yeah

[spinner]: changed his name to

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[spinner]: john smith out of anger

[cobra]: as are

[magistrate]: oh

[cobra]: aristenholyshit

[mattward]: differ

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[spinner]: are

[magistrate]: ah

[spinner]: ten

[mattward]: oh

[spinner]: he's

[cobra]: restin

[spinner]: like

[magistrate]: yeah

[spinner]: i'm not

[macho_kringle]: yes

[mattward]: a

[spinner]: he renounced his faith so

[magistrate]: and then

[spinner]: now now he's now he's mohamed smith

[magistrate]: no

[cobra]: oh

[magistrate]: no

[spinner]: two most common names

[magistrate]: no

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[mattward]: yeah

[magistrate]: he's pet black

[spinner]: m

[cobra]: oh

[spinner]: oh

[cobra]: no

[macho_kringle]: m

[spinner]: no

[cobra]: no no he's not no he's

[mattward]: yeah

[cobra]: not

[magistrate]: yeah

[spinner]: we're

[macho_kringle]: m

[spinner]: saving this we're saving

[macho_kringle]: this is

[spinner]: that

[macho_kringle]: a different

[spinner]: character

[macho_kringle]: kind of ghost power that i don't
think is going to translate

[magistrate]: now

[macho_kringle]: i feel

[cobra]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: like i need to play i

[magistrate]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: need to put my foot down

[magistrate]: and sorry

[macho_kringle]: my slipper foot

[magistrate]: ryan reynolds is in it as well
and he's playing

[macho_kringle]: hm

[spinner]: yes

[cobra]: david liboit

[magistrate]: david okay and then we have andy
sam burge as miller oh

[spinner]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: ah

[cobra]: yes yes

[magistrate]: i love

[spinner]: we'll

[cobra]: and

[magistrate]: it

[macho_kringle]: you

[spinner]: change

[cobra]: dustin

[macho_kringle]: can't

[spinner]: the name

[cobra]: hoffman

[spinner]: by one

[macho_kringle]: catch

[spinner]: who

[macho_kringle]: me because

[cobra]: and

[macho_kringle]: i'm in another

[cobra]: dustin

[macho_kringle]: universe

[cobra]: hoffman

[magistrate]: m

[cobra]: as

[macho_kringle]: a

[cobra]: captain goldburg

[spinner]: i nailed it i want to catch
chriss as mill because he just nailed

[magistrate]: okay

[spinner]: that

[cobra]: oh

[macho_kringle]: oh

[magistrate]: love it perfect don

[spinner]: you can't

[cobra]: ah

[spinner]: catch me because i'm in another universe

[mattward]: ah

[cobra]: u

[spinner]: the best

[magistrate]: all right

[spinner]: line is opening

[macho_kringle]: god m

[magistrate]: all right good job everybody

[macho_kringle]: i'm the flash

[cobra]: h oh oh

[spinner]: i will

[magistrate]: let's

[spinner]: always be the flash

[magistrate]: let's move on

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[magistrate]: a question for both teams frosty this
ole man has become a free agent he's

[magistrate]: no longer aligning himself with christmas how
would you

[spinner]: about time

[magistrate]: woo him convince him to either come
back to your team

[spinner]: ah

[magistrate]: for the christ is side or join
the honaca team since

[spinner]: oh

[magistrate]: the cristmas team has been sitting on
the

[spinner]: m

[magistrate]: side lines for

[mattward]: oh

[magistrate]: a while we'll let you guys go
first

[mattward]: oh

[magistrate]: on this one hiring

[macho_kringle]: okay

[magistrate]: a frosty back

[macho_kringle]: matt

[mattward]: yeah

[spinner]: yah

[magistrate]: ah

[macho_kringle]: same should we should we free free
wheel this or should we

[magistrate]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: apply some of our old school tactics

[mattward]: i don't know i'm confused i thought
we were doing a movie

[macho_kringle]: we

[spinner]: no

[macho_kringle]: don't

[spinner]: no

[macho_kringle]: know

[spinner]: no

[macho_kringle]: we

[spinner]: that

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[macho_kringle]: this

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[magistrate]: one

[mattward]: oukusttoyou

[macho_kringle]: we good

[mattward]: know though we had a movie with
kevin hart and bob

[magistrate]: m

[mattward]: hart bob new heart called heart to
heart seasons

[magistrate]: oh

[mattward]: breathings

[macho_kringle]: a

[mattward]: you'll never know what it is now

[magistrate]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: never

[mattward]: anyway go

[cobra]: seasons

[mattward]: on

[spinner]: oh

[cobra]: grievings

[mattward]: yeah

[cobra]: i love it

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[cobra]: i love

[spinner]: it's

[cobra]: it

[mattward]: oh

[spinner]: true

[macho_kringle]: frosty

[spinner]: a true travesty

[cobra]: actually

[macho_kringle]: is the free

[cobra]: season

[macho_kringle]: agent that's okay

[spinner]: oh

[cobra]: season

[macho_kringle]: because we've

[cobra]: grieving

[mattward]: my

[macho_kringle]: got

[cobra]: sounds like a jewish name for a
movie

[mattward]: yeah

[spinner]: oh

[macho_kringle]: you could say that

[mattward]: louise

[macho_kringle]: ye

[mattward]: louise goose mon was a mall santa
selling cocaine to

[magistrate]: hey

[mattward]: kids

[magistrate]: we're not talking

[mattward]: just

[magistrate]: about

[mattward]: on to

[magistrate]: your movie that doesn't

[cobra]: yeah

[magistrate]: exist we're talking about frosty

[spinner]: well

[mattward]: oh

[spinner]: we're not

[macho_kringle]: frosty

[spinner]: talking about your movie

[macho_kringle]: is

[spinner]: that

[macho_kringle]: a frosty is a free

[spinner]: we're

[mattward]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: agent

[spinner]: not

[macho_kringle]: and that's okay we're goin

[magistrate]: yep

[macho_kringle]: to easily rope him back to the
side of christmas where the times are good

[spinner]: oh

[mattward]: oh

[macho_kringle]: the seasons are even better walk with
me frosty is tired of being alone what

[macho_kringle]: is frosty need he needs a little
bit of intimacy what are you going to

[macho_kringle]: do you gonna ship his ass to
miami all expenses aid in an ice box

[macho_kringle]: littered

[mattward]: oh

[macho_kringle]: snow bunnies

[mattward]: oh

[spinner]: yes

[macho_kringle]: some

[spinner]: is

[macho_kringle]: snow

[spinner]: that what he

[mattward]: it

[spinner]: sleeps with

[macho_kringle]: with some snow

[spinner]: no

[macho_kringle]: think interpret that as you will and
then we're

[cobra]: oh

[macho_kringle]: going

[spinner]: oh

[macho_kringle]: to top it off within all expense
paid

[spinner]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: boat

[mattward]: i

[macho_kringle]: crews that's also a

[mattward]: ye

[macho_kringle]: mall

[spinner]: also a mo

[macho_kringle]: why because frosty

[mattward]: yes

[macho_kringle]: needs time to shop baby frosty his
frosty frosty his ass out don't look fresh

[macho_kringle]: look

[mattward]: oh

[macho_kringle]: at his kicks he ain't got none
as the last time frosty got fresh as

[macho_kringle]: jordan's we're gonna pay for that

[spinner]: a

[macho_kringle]: frosty you don't ave to orry about

[mattward]: m

[macho_kringle]: ship you know why because we're

[spinner]: what

[macho_kringle]: about to make it snow

[spinner]: we

[macho_kringle]: and were about to make it rain
from your snow bunny

[spinner]: oh

[macho_kringle]: of the twenty twenty two slash twenty
ten three

[spinner]: no

[macho_kringle]: years she hasn't even been crowned yet
but we got you we got you

[spinner]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: frosty

[mattward]: yes

[macho_kringle]: how can you resist

[cobra]: gonna

[macho_kringle]: love

[cobra]: give

[spinner]: oh

[cobra]: him feed as well

[mattward]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: said

[mattward]: i

[macho_kringle]: dot

[mattward]: agree

[macho_kringle]: dot

[spinner]: yeah

[mattward]: with all that i agree with

[spinner]: yeah

[mattward]: all

[macho_kringle]: m

[mattward]: of that but bob new heart was
a grizzled

[macho_kringle]: oh

[mattward]: cop who had nothing less

[cobra]: oh

[mattward]: celuritous you're missing out on goal

[macho_kringle]: some

[mattward]: here

[macho_kringle]: and

[spinner]: guys

[cobra]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: chevet

[spinner]: we can

[macho_kringle]: heart

[spinner]: we can't talk about we can't keep
talking about this movie that i definitely want

[spinner]: to invest in okay

[mattward]: oh

[spinner]: we got to move on

[magistrate]: okay

[spinner]: we'll

[macho_kringle]: all

[spinner]: talk

[macho_kringle]: we ad

[spinner]: later

[macho_kringle]: is all we

[mattward]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: need is ten thousand dollars to start

[magistrate]: great

[spinner]: call me

[mattward]: all that all

[magistrate]: oh

[macho_kringle]: okay

[mattward]: that about frosty need and kicks im
all

[magistrate]: yeah

[mattward]: behind

[macho_kringle]: m

[mattward]: that honuverset

[macho_kringle]: you

[magistrate]: great

[macho_kringle]: see you see

[magistrate]: the you crew how

[spinner]: yes

[magistrate]: high and recruit frosty

[macho_kringle]: good

[spinner]: listen

[mattward]: okay

[macho_kringle]: luck

[spinner]: listen frosty

[mattward]: put

[spinner]: bubby

[macho_kringle]: tites and kicks

[spinner]: your

[macho_kringle]: bro

[spinner]: white

[cobra]: oh

[spinner]: night

[macho_kringle]: kitties and kicks bro

[spinner]: ist of all i think frost would
melt on a

[mattward]: yes

[spinner]: cruise just

[mattward]: yes

[spinner]: saying

[cobra]: yeah

[spinner]: but

[cobra]: for sure

[spinner]: will move along you know we're not
here to

[mattward]: m

[macho_kringle]: move

[spinner]: stop

[macho_kringle]: along

[spinner]: ship

[macho_kringle]: because

[spinner]: on their

[macho_kringle]: we got we

[spinner]: terrible

[mattward]: yes

[macho_kringle]: got him

[spinner]: ideas

[macho_kringle]: do you remember

[mattward]: oh

[macho_kringle]: avengers and all the scenes that vision
was in they had him in a ice

[macho_kringle]: pack

[mattward]: oh

[macho_kringle]: okay an ice back pack you can't
poke

[mattward]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: holes in our system our strategy alas
as you were

[spinner]: listen

[mattward]: yeah

[spinner]: you're

[cobra]: i mean

[spinner]: with

[cobra]: what do you

[mattward]: but

[cobra]: mean

[spinner]: your

[cobra]: with you

[mattward]: yeah

[cobra]: we can poke holes you're giving gordons
to something that doesn't

[mattward]: yeah

[cobra]: have feet

[macho_kringle]: silence

[mattward]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: the man needs to look fresh

[mattward]: yes oh

[macho_kringle]: as you were

[spinner]: this is this is our

[mattward]: oh

[spinner]: time this is our time

[mattward]: oh

[macho_kringle]: you

[cobra]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: had your

[cobra]: i

[macho_kringle]: time

[cobra]: think

[spinner]: we're going

[cobra]: so

[spinner]: to get him

[cobra]: here's the thing

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[cobra]: here's

[mattward]: oh

[cobra]: the thing here's the thing we all
know that frost is

[spinner]: ah

[cobra]: actually a lich

[mattward]: oh

[cobra]: not

[spinner]: yes

[cobra]: just a regular character

[magistrate]: it's a truth

[cobra]: is a

[magistrate]: fact

[cobra]: lith

[spinner]: that is

[mattward]: oh

[spinner]: that's fact

[cobra]: so so

[magistrate]: congratulations

[cobra]: the first thing that

[magistrate]: you

[cobra]: we're

[magistrate]: won

[cobra]: going

[magistrate]: this

[cobra]: to do

[magistrate]: round we don't need to talk any
more

[spinner]: i knew it

[cobra]: that's why i

[mattward]: yeah

[cobra]: said

[magistrate]: yeah

[cobra]: it

[mattward]: oh

[cobra]: m

[spinner]: so as

[mattward]: yeah

[spinner]: lich king we've crowned king

[cobra]: no wait wait

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[cobra]: don't

[spinner]: continue

[cobra]: derail this

[magistrate]: he's not the licking

[spinner]: okay

[cobra]: first

[magistrate]: that's

[cobra]: thing

[macho_kringle]: let

[magistrate]: artist

[macho_kringle]: him

[magistrate]: is a very different

[macho_kringle]: let

[magistrate]: person

[macho_kringle]: him don't restrain him

[cobra]: first thing first thing we offer we
offer to save his filactory in the most

[cobra]: secure

[spinner]: yeah

[cobra]: bank that we have that's the first

[spinner]: m

[cobra]: thing

[magistrate]: is that

[cobra]: ain't

[spinner]: of course

[cobra]: nobody stealing

[magistrate]: the

[cobra]: that

[magistrate]: green got's bank in harry potter

[cobra]: yeah

[spinner]: yes

[magistrate]: or

[spinner]: yes

[mattward]: i

[spinner]: that's

[mattward]: oh

[spinner]: one of our oldest

[cobra]: dare

[spinner]: banks

[cobra]: you sir how dare you

[magistrate]: sorry that's just

[mattward]: yeah

[magistrate]: what j

[spinner]: that's

[magistrate]: rolling

[spinner]: our

[magistrate]: told me

[spinner]: that's our

[magistrate]: my bed

[spinner]: that's our goblin bank

[macho_kringle]: doesn't look

[mattward]: okay

[macho_kringle]: like they're in sink anymore matt

[cobra]: oh

[macho_kringle]: i think i think they need to
they need

[mattward]: i

[macho_kringle]: to

[mattward]: think we

[macho_kringle]: get

[mattward]: see

[macho_kringle]: connected

[mattward]: i know

[cobra]: um

[spinner]: we're

[mattward]: we're

[spinner]: so

[mattward]: seeing poking holes in

[macho_kringle]: m

[mattward]: their

[spinner]: oh

[mattward]: nightly

[spinner]: we're

[mattward]: shoes

[spinner]: we're so in sink we're singing bye
bye bye

[mattward]: oh

[cobra]: exactly

[spinner]: let's

[macho_kringle]: m

[spinner]: go

[magistrate]: damn

[mattward]: i

[cobra]: and

[magistrate]: yeah

[cobra]: then

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[cobra]: so factory

[mattward]: es

[spinner]: oh

[cobra]: safe ain't nobody touching it

[mattward]: yeah

[spinner]: yeah

[magistrate]: yeah

[cobra]: mats pantomimi and sink right now this
is the level

[mattward]: yes

[cobra]: we've gotten but you know whatever

[magistrate]: ah

[cobra]: and then

[magistrate]: yeah

[cobra]: what we offer him

[mattward]: oh

[cobra]: is something that is very related to

[mattward]: oh

[cobra]: honica

[spinner]: snow

[cobra]: money

[spinner]: jobs

[cobra]: or that

[mattward]: yeah

[cobra]: i mean he can do whatever

[spinner]: sorry

[cobra]: he wants

[spinner]: continue

[cobra]: with this

[magistrate]: uh

[cobra]: money

[spinner]: continue

[mattward]: oh

[spinner]: continue

[cobra]: now

[mattward]: yeah

[cobra]: what is okay

[magistrate]: h

[cobra]: pray tell

[mattward]: like frost

[cobra]: what

[mattward]: bite

[cobra]: is

[mattward]: would

[cobra]: a

[mattward]: be

[cobra]: snow

[mattward]: a

[magistrate]: yeah

[mattward]: real

[cobra]: job

[mattward]: thing

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[spinner]: if

[mattward]: frost

[spinner]: you don't

[mattward]: bite is a real ines there

[macho_kringle]: no

[cobra]: oh

[spinner]: if you

[macho_kringle]: no

[spinner]: don't

[macho_kringle]: job

[spinner]: know what it's not ob is

[magistrate]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: well there's

[mattward]: oh

[cobra]: oh

[macho_kringle]: the dirty sexually

[spinner]: you

[macho_kringle]: one

[spinner]: don't

[cobra]: it

[macho_kringle]: and then

[spinner]: deserve

[macho_kringle]: there's the other one

[spinner]: you

[cobra]: i

[spinner]: don't

[cobra]: know

[spinner]: deserve to

[cobra]: i

[spinner]: know

[cobra]: don't think i want to know

[macho_kringle]: you get

[mattward]: the

[macho_kringle]: beat

[mattward]: snowdrop

[macho_kringle]: up you get beat up

[mattward]: also

[macho_kringle]: and you

[mattward]: known

[macho_kringle]: get buried in snow

[spinner]: guys

[mattward]: also

[spinner]: guys

[mattward]: known as the chilly

[spinner]: yes

[mattward]: stranger

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[cobra]: yeah

[spinner]: if you don't

[mattward]: ah

[spinner]: see

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[spinner]: matt knows if you

[mattward]: yeah

[spinner]: don't know what a snow job is
you just stand ready

[mattward]: oh

[spinner]: for it

[mattward]: uh

[macho_kringle]: i don't think that

[cobra]: i think i

[mattward]: h

[cobra]: i

[spinner]: luciano

[cobra]: think i'm okay with that

[spinner]: lucia

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[spinner]: continue

[mattward]: oh

[cobra]: um so we offer

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[mattward]: yes

[cobra]: him you know all the honda guilt

[spinner]: m

[cobra]: as a tie for him to be

[spinner]: join

[cobra]: part of our crew

[spinner]: our brotherhood

[mattward]: yes

[cobra]: we also we can also offer him
maybe once a year control of the

[mattward]: yeah

[cobra]: jewish space laser what do yu think
about that

[spinner]: no no once

[magistrate]: yeah

[spinner]: a year

[cobra]: just

[spinner]: like

[cobra]: once a year once

[spinner]: one

[cobra]: a

[spinner]: day

[cobra]: year one

[spinner]: you

[mattward]: i

[cobra]: day

[mattward]: feel

[spinner]: get

[mattward]: like

[cobra]: a

[mattward]: that requires more than just the two
of you to make that decision

[spinner]: no no we're

[macho_kringle]: i feel

[spinner]: all

[mattward]: your

[macho_kringle]: like

[spinner]: we

[cobra]: that's

[spinner]: are

[cobra]: why do you

[macho_kringle]: you're

[spinner]: we're

[macho_kringle]: you're

[cobra]: that's

[macho_kringle]: putting

[cobra]: why do

[spinner]: we're

[cobra]: you

[spinner]: well

[cobra]: think

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[cobra]: that's

[spinner]: coordinated

[cobra]: why do you think

[macho_kringle]: you

[mattward]: okay

[cobra]: you

[macho_kringle]: could you keep

[cobra]: we

[macho_kringle]: putting

[cobra]: want

[macho_kringle]: up

[cobra]: you to

[macho_kringle]: offer

[cobra]: think that

[magistrate]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: frosty

[mattward]: yes

[macho_kringle]: is in the room you keep

[mattward]: my

[macho_kringle]: putting things on the

[mattward]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: table and

[magistrate]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: taking a how are you enticing him
baby

[mattward]: m

[magistrate]: yeah

[spinner]: i just talked i just talked to
sorrows

[magistrate]: yeah

[spinner]: and he gave me access

[magistrate]: yes

[spinner]: to the laser so we're fine

[macho_kringle]: he

[mattward]: yeah

[spinner]: i don't know if that's who they
always blame

[macho_kringle]: oh

[cobra]: yeah it is

[magistrate]: george sorrows

[spinner]: george

[macho_kringle]: oh

[spinner]: saros

[cobra]: jrcaroseah

[spinner]: he's the one they

[mattward]: yeah

[spinner]: always blame for

[mattward]: oh

[spinner]: for some reason

[macho_kringle]: bass

[magistrate]: oh

[mattward]: what

[spinner]: the

[cobra]: the

[spinner]: globalist

[cobra]: only the only thing

[magistrate]: oh

[cobra]: that that that frosty

[magistrate]: yeah

[cobra]: would

[mattward]: yeah

[cobra]: have to

[spinner]: m

[cobra]: do is he would have to answer
three questions from me brooks on the bridge

[magistrate]: yeah

[cobra]: but that would be fine

[magistrate]: yeah no big kill

[mattward]: oh

[cobra]: right

[spinner]: we're going to give him a snow
dick

[magistrate]: oh

[spinner]: because he hasn't

[cobra]: wow

[spinner]: had one for

[mattward]: yeah

[spinner]: years

[magistrate]: circumcised

[spinner]: maybe ever

[magistrate]: circumcised

[mattward]: yeah

[cobra]: of course

[macho_kringle]: oh

[cobra]: of course

[spinner]: well

[cobra]: it's circumcised

[mattward]: yeah i was gonna say

[spinner]: well that's

[magistrate]: yeah

[spinner]: that's part that's

[mattward]: what

[spinner]: part

[mattward]: we

[spinner]: of the deal

[magistrate]: i was just

[spinner]: it's

[magistrate]: checking

[spinner]: got to be we're just

[magistrate]: oh

[spinner]: goin we're not going to make him
one like a force can then cut it

[spinner]: it's just going to be

[mattward]: yeah

[spinner]: made

[magistrate]: yeah

[spinner]: without it

[cobra]: yeah

[spinner]: okay we're not monsters

[cobra]: that that

[mattward]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: do

[cobra]: seems

[macho_kringle]: you see do you see what

[cobra]: that

[macho_kringle]: you're working

[cobra]: that

[macho_kringle]: with

[cobra]: seems accessive

[magistrate]: uh

[macho_kringle]: frosty

[spinner]: that

[cobra]: that

[macho_kringle]: do

[spinner]: seem

[macho_kringle]: you

[cobra]: seems

[macho_kringle]: see

[spinner]: successive

[macho_kringle]: what

[cobra]: accessive

[magistrate]: uh oh

[macho_kringle]: what lies before you frosty you get

[spinner]: no

[macho_kringle]: a

[cobra]: you

[spinner]: we're

[cobra]: know

[macho_kringle]: shorn

[spinner]: going

[cobra]: i

[spinner]: to make

[cobra]: can

[macho_kringle]: dick

[cobra]: know

[macho_kringle]: versus

[cobra]: you know if we want

[macho_kringle]: a hole

[cobra]: if

[macho_kringle]: dick

[cobra]: we

[macho_kringle]: baby

[cobra]: wanted it to be if

[mattward]: oh

[cobra]: you

[spinner]: oh

[cobra]: wanted to be proper we can give
him we can his dick can be like

[cobra]: a popsicle and he can just unwrap
it and there

[magistrate]: you

[cobra]: circumcised

[magistrate]: guys done because that's i think we

[spinner]: no

[magistrate]: crossed

[spinner]: no

[magistrate]: the line

[cobra]: oh

[spinner]: we're gonna

[mattward]: yeah

[spinner]: we're gonna

[magistrate]: this is bocal dick

[macho_kringle]: what flavor

[spinner]: we're gonna get him

[macho_kringle]: is

[mattward]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: frosty's

[spinner]: hold

[macho_kringle]: popstical

[spinner]: on

[macho_kringle]: dick

[mattward]: just

[spinner]: i'm getting to that

[cobra]: m

[macho_kringle]: ah

[spinner]: that's literally

[cobra]: m

[spinner]: what say

[magistrate]: it's

[macho_kringle]: ah

[spinner]: no

[magistrate]: the

[spinner]: i'm

[macho_kringle]: go

[spinner]: just

[magistrate]: rocket

[spinner]: joking

[macho_kringle]: on

[magistrate]: right it's a little red on the
top

[spinner]: it's

[magistrate]: mostly

[spinner]: a rocket

[magistrate]: white and little blue at the bottom

[mattward]: we

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[cobra]: yeah

[spinner]: yeah

[mattward]: we summed

[cobra]: it's one of the

[mattward]: up

[cobra]: ones

[mattward]: we basically

[macho_kringle]: oh

[magistrate]: yeah

[mattward]: offered him shoes in a trip to
miami and you guys were offering him sexual

[mattward]: assault

[magistrate]: oh

[mattward]: like that's

[macho_kringle]: uh

[spinner]: no

[mattward]: a

[spinner]: sexual

[cobra]: no

[spinner]: salt

[cobra]: we were offering him the

[mattward]: ah

[cobra]: possibility of committing

[macho_kringle]: oh

[cobra]: sexual

[mattward]: m

[cobra]: assault wait

[mattward]: we'll

[cobra]: that's

[mattward]: give

[cobra]: what

[mattward]: you

[cobra]: i wanted

[mattward]: a dick

[cobra]: to say

[mattward]: and then

[macho_kringle]: uh

[mattward]: jerk you of

[macho_kringle]: you also

[magistrate]: oh

[macho_kringle]: let's let's let's let's let's get technical
you also offered

[spinner]: so far

[cobra]: so

[macho_kringle]: to run

[mattward]: m

[macho_kringle]: frosty through ames three questions

[spinner]: three

[macho_kringle]: from me bro that

[mattward]: m

[macho_kringle]: sounds like a lot of pressure frost
steve do you think m lich

[magistrate]: all right

[spinner]: i think i think frosty said he
wants dick

[magistrate]: i think i think

[macho_kringle]: oh

[mattward]: oh

[magistrate]: we've had

[cobra]: yeah

[magistrate]: we've had enough of this

[macho_kringle]: uh

[magistrate]: question for

[spinner]: we're

[magistrate]: us

[spinner]: going

[cobra]: oh

[magistrate]: to

[spinner]: to take his magic hat and put
it on his little

[mattward]: oh

[spinner]: new penis

[macho_kringle]: see

[magistrate]: oh

[spinner]: and make

[macho_kringle]: see

[spinner]: it come

[cobra]: yeah

[spinner]: to life

[macho_kringle]: and this is

[magistrate]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: why frosty ain't goin aside with you
because

[magistrate]: frosts

[macho_kringle]: frosty would get a giant

[mattward]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: as don

[magistrate]: frosty

[macho_kringle]: come

[mattward]: m

[magistrate]: is

[macho_kringle]: come

[magistrate]: going

[macho_kringle]: back

[magistrate]: to review

[macho_kringle]: come back to christmas

[spinner]: back to his

[macho_kringle]: it

[magistrate]: frosts

[macho_kringle]: ain't made

[magistrate]: gonna

[macho_kringle]: a cold

[mattward]: he

[macho_kringle]: baby but it's black

[magistrate]: okay all right wow

[mattward]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: ye

[magistrate]: frosty's

[cobra]: jesus

[magistrate]: gonta review the offers and get

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[magistrate]: back to you at a later

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[magistrate]: date

[spinner]: oh god

[cobra]: yeah

[mattward]: oh

[magistrate]: um this question

[spinner]: they made a coal baby but

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[spinner]: it's black

[magistrate]: this question

[spinner]: that

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[spinner]: might have won him the

[magistrate]: it's

[spinner]: round

[magistrate]: just

[cobra]: yeah

[spinner]: fuck got us there

[mattward]: yeah

[magistrate]: it's just

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[magistrate]: for christmas christmas

[macho_kringle]: oh yes sir

[magistrate]: i'm tired of all

[mattward]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[magistrate]: stupid small town christmas romance movies

[spinner]: yeah

[magistrate]: they're a problem they're messing up

[macho_kringle]: m oh

[magistrate]: fix everything

[macho_kringle]: hm

[magistrate]: i needed a

[macho_kringle]: m

[magistrate]: movie from

[spinner]: yeah

[magistrate]: you guys

[mattward]: oh

[magistrate]: um it sounds like you did some
great work on the buddy cob movie i

[magistrate]: don't care

[spinner]: no the only rule is it can't
be uh

[magistrate]: yeah

[spinner]: to tell

[mattward]: a

[spinner]: two hearts i forget

[mattward]: yeah

[spinner]: what it was

[magistrate]: no

[spinner]: already

[macho_kringle]: that's julie

[mattward]: heart

[cobra]: of

[magistrate]: yah

[cobra]: two

[mattward]: heart

[cobra]: art

[macho_kringle]: actually

[cobra]: that's

[macho_kringle]: the

[mattward]: heart

[macho_kringle]: alternate

[cobra]: actually

[mattward]: to heart

[cobra]: better

[magistrate]: h yeah

[spinner]: heart to heart season's grieving

[macho_kringle]: m

[magistrate]: oh

[cobra]: i

[macho_kringle]: the

[cobra]: the

[macho_kringle]: working

[mattward]: that's it

[cobra]: two hearts is

[macho_kringle]: the

[cobra]: better

[magistrate]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: alternate

[spinner]: till

[macho_kringle]: title

[spinner]: two hard

[macho_kringle]: was

[magistrate]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: heart heart heart heart heart heart heart
heart heart

[mattward]: there

[spinner]: can't

[mattward]: you

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[mattward]: go

[spinner]: that

[mattward]: and you

[magistrate]: great

[spinner]: either

[mattward]: got to see that

[magistrate]: moving on from whatever that was

[macho_kringle]: hm

[magistrate]: what we need though what

[mattward]: m

[magistrate]: we need to really capture be because
there's so many good christmas movies

[spinner]: oh

[magistrate]: that captured different john ight like we
have

[mattward]: ye

[magistrate]: the cop hard

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[magistrate]: to we have i saw a list
today where someone lifted the top christmas movie

[magistrate]: as a crazy night so we got
the honocatheme christmas movie which is great got

[spinner]: you can

[magistrate]: that

[spinner]: still

[magistrate]: knocked

[spinner]: that

[magistrate]: out

[mattward]: oh

[cobra]: what

[spinner]: it's all we

[mattward]: grandly

[cobra]: what

[spinner]: have you can't

[mattward]: reline

[spinner]: take all we have

[magistrate]: gramlin's

[cobra]: it's

[magistrate]: also

[cobra]: the

[magistrate]: good movie

[cobra]: one we have

[magistrate]: so

[spinner]: yeah

[magistrate]: quiet you guys you're not it's now
your turn so what i want from you

[mattward]: yeah

[magistrate]: is i want

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[magistrate]: a christmas movie that its theme around
an apocdelypapocalyptic

[spinner]: con

[magistrate]: the world is

[spinner]: oh

[magistrate]: going to end movie

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[magistrate]: you know

[macho_kringle]: m

[spinner]: yeah

[magistrate]: like go storm

[macho_kringle]: m

[magistrate]: or

[mattward]: yeah

[magistrate]: twenty twelve or

[spinner]: what would you reference go storm

[magistrate]: i just

[mattward]: yeah

[spinner]: but

[magistrate]: fucked

[spinner]: a weird

[magistrate]: my head

[spinner]: reference

[cobra]: yeah i as the first one

[spinner]: the

[cobra]: too

[spinner]: weirdest

[cobra]: like

[spinner]: fucking

[macho_kringle]: who

[spinner]: reference

[macho_kringle]: is

[cobra]: off

[macho_kringle]: in that

[cobra]: the like

[mattward]: yes

[cobra]: off the

[macho_kringle]: i must

[cobra]: off

[macho_kringle]: reference

[cobra]: the gate

[macho_kringle]: this

[cobra]: go storm

[macho_kringle]: store

[spinner]: there's

[macho_kringle]: was dean

[spinner]: so many

[macho_kringle]: can

[spinner]: apocalypse

[macho_kringle]: in

[spinner]: movie

[macho_kringle]: this

[magistrate]: yes

[macho_kringle]: who was came

[magistrate]: oh

[cobra]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: and david chardin

[cobra]: let's

[macho_kringle]: in this

[cobra]: let's come

[mattward]: oh

[cobra]: out

[macho_kringle]: who

[cobra]: let's come out swinging

[macho_kringle]: who

[cobra]: from defenses with jail

[spinner]: oh

[mattward]: yeah

[cobra]: storm

[macho_kringle]: who

[magistrate]: oh

[cobra]: everybody is going to

[mattward]: wait

[cobra]: get that reference

[macho_kringle]: was louise

[cobra]: oh

[macho_kringle]: goose man's unclad bastard son in this
in his directorial

[cobra]: ah um

[macho_kringle]: debut

[magistrate]: okay

[mattward]: yeah

[magistrate]: maybe

[cobra]: jesus

[magistrate]: not go

[spinner]: h oh

[magistrate]: storm you pick at your movie

[cobra]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: okay

[mattward]: all

[macho_kringle]: okay

[mattward]: right so what are

[spinner]: so

[mattward]: what re we doing re setting it
up like

[macho_kringle]: okay

[magistrate]: so yeah basically give me the plot
give me how it starts how it kind

[magistrate]: of runs and ends really short i

[spinner]: yeah

[magistrate]: need a title and

[spinner]: ah

[magistrate]: then know

[mattward]: you

[spinner]: oh

[magistrate]: you know made

[mattward]: now

[magistrate]: character maybe here's a villain you know
don't go too deep into the but like

[magistrate]: three

[spinner]: a

[magistrate]: or four people

[spinner]: m

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[mattward]: can they play

[spinner]: a mat

[mattward]: real people like it's almost semi autobodygraphical

[magistrate]: it could be whatever you wanted to
be yeah

[mattward]: right

[spinner]: that's like so kevin

[mattward]: i

[spinner]: hard

[mattward]: got

[spinner]: is a no nonsense cob

[macho_kringle]: yea

[mattward]: exactly

[spinner]: and

[cobra]: yeah

[spinner]: buff

[magistrate]: but

[spinner]: new art is for

[magistrate]: but i will

[macho_kringle]: and

[magistrate]: say

[macho_kringle]: what

[magistrate]: this

[macho_kringle]: christmas

[magistrate]: the movie is being

[spinner]: is

[magistrate]: made today

[macho_kringle]: m

[magistrate]: so these actors have to be

[mattward]: yah

[magistrate]: alive so i got

[macho_kringle]: hm

[magistrate]: bad news for you i'm pretty sure

[mattward]: oh

[spinner]: bob knew or did

[magistrate]: well you are is dead

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[cobra]: oh

[macho_kringle]: uh

[mattward]: i feel like did he i don't
know i feel like that's one of those

[mattward]: weird ones that's like

[magistrate]: yeah

[mattward]: did he

[magistrate]: we we can look out

[spinner]: we're

[magistrate]: for

[spinner]: all

[magistrate]: you

[spinner]: looking at

[mattward]: i don't know

[macho_kringle]: find

[spinner]: no

[mattward]: what i'm laying

[spinner]: he's

[macho_kringle]: out

[spinner]: no no he's still alive

[magistrate]: present never mind then

[mattward]: he's still kicking

[magistrate]: he's

[spinner]: how

[magistrate]: ninety three

[spinner]: dare

[mattward]: well

[cobra]: how

[spinner]: you put

[cobra]: old

[spinner]: that on him

[magistrate]: i'm

[spinner]: how

[magistrate]: sorry

[cobra]: how

[spinner]: dare

[magistrate]: sir

[spinner]: you

[mattward]: i

[cobra]: old

[spinner]: put that

[cobra]: is

[spinner]: on

[cobra]: he

[spinner]: him

[cobra]: how old is he

[magistrate]: ninety

[cobra]: though

[magistrate]: three

[spinner]: ninety three

[mattward]: he

[cobra]: yeah

[mattward]: is

[cobra]: okay

[magistrate]: yeah

[mattward]: father

[cobra]: that makes

[mattward]: christmas

[cobra]: sense

[magistrate]: kay

[spinner]: ah

[magistrate]: ah

[macho_kringle]: ah

[spinner]: so bob

[mattward]: yeah

[spinner]: new heart

[magistrate]: give me that movie

[cobra]: uh uh

[macho_kringle]: okay

[mattward]: um

[spinner]: oh

[macho_kringle]: i got you

[mattward]: i'm taking

[spinner]: i

[mattward]: the north poll melting due

[macho_kringle]: it's

[mattward]: to

[macho_kringle]: asma

[mattward]: north ellsmolng everyone's getting

[macho_kringle]: oh

[mattward]: flooded santa is coming

[macho_kringle]: m

[mattward]: to save the day

[macho_kringle]: hm

[mattward]: um

[macho_kringle]: we stick with bob new heart or
do we swap him in

[spinner]: oh

[macho_kringle]: for curt words smith

[spinner]: oh

[mattward]: for

[cobra]: oh

[spinner]: that's

[mattward]: who

[spinner]: a good

[cobra]: god

[spinner]: casting

[magistrate]: oh

[macho_kringle]: kurt

[cobra]: red

[macho_kringle]: word

[cobra]: red foreman

[macho_kringle]: red foreman

[mattward]: yeah

[spinner]: that's a great

[cobra]: nice

[spinner]: fan

[mattward]: red

[spinner]: casting

[mattward]: foreman

[cobra]: like the

[mattward]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: asked

[cobra]: grumpy

[mattward]: you know what

[cobra]: as santa

[mattward]: red

[cobra]: claus

[mattward]: forming

[magistrate]: yeah

[cobra]: of

[magistrate]: yeah

[cobra]: yep

[macho_kringle]: okay

[magistrate]: good

[mattward]: yep

[magistrate]: job we

[mattward]: yep

[magistrate]: when age from a ninety three year
old to a seventy

[spinner]: oh

[magistrate]: nine year old

[macho_kringle]: he needs

[mattward]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: to be limber

[cobra]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: enough to stop the go storm

[magistrate]: it's fair

[spinner]: i feel like i feel like kirkwood
smith's like christmas catch phrase would be a

[spinner]: christmas

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[spinner]: yeah

[mattward]: yeah well that could be it literally
gets here i hate christmas and it's just

[mattward]: because it's water everywhere and you know

[spinner]: no

[mattward]: you get soggy i don't know something
happens

[macho_kringle]: m

[spinner]: he's blind

[macho_kringle]: a so it's

[mattward]: so the villain

[macho_kringle]: lip

[mattward]: is a guest local warming oh

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[magistrate]: oh

[macho_kringle]: and he needs to

[mattward]: is that what

[macho_kringle]: so

[cobra]: okay

[mattward]: the villain is

[macho_kringle]: i find with that

[spinner]: the same thing

[macho_kringle]: um who caused

[mattward]: oh

[macho_kringle]: global warming donald trump

[cobra]: wow

[mattward]: okay

[spinner]: a

[mattward]: that could be played by bob new
heart

[magistrate]: you

[cobra]: just

[magistrate]: ship on my

[spinner]: uh

[macho_kringle]: ah

[magistrate]: go storm reference

[macho_kringle]: oh

[magistrate]: this is

[mattward]: okay

[magistrate]: the south like a go storm

[spinner]: yeah

[mattward]: yeah

[spinner]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: i have not seen this movie i
do not know what i am or am

[macho_kringle]: not doing i

[spinner]: you're

[macho_kringle]: am

[spinner]: making

[macho_kringle]: paddling

[spinner]: it right now you're

[macho_kringle]: oh

[spinner]: making

[mattward]: did

[spinner]: it

[mattward]: we mention did we mention that guennithpaltro

[macho_kringle]: hm

[mattward]: is playing gretta thornburgh

[spinner]: oh

[macho_kringle]: oh

[magistrate]: i like

[spinner]: wow

[magistrate]: it

[spinner]: that's

[cobra]: how do you

[magistrate]: i like that

[mattward]: yeah

[spinner]: how

[mattward]: yeah

[magistrate]: chris for your record direct butler

[macho_kringle]: hm

[magistrate]: is in go storm and ed

[macho_kringle]: oh

[magistrate]: harris

[spinner]: yeah

[magistrate]: and andy garcia

[mattward]: oh

[macho_kringle]: but we

[spinner]: and

[macho_kringle]: still

[cobra]: oh

[spinner]: andy

[macho_kringle]: need

[cobra]: wow

[spinner]: garcia

[macho_kringle]: that's awesome we still need a santa
so i think kirk would still

[spinner]: ah

[macho_kringle]: stands thank you for the edification

[magistrate]: you're

[macho_kringle]: wilder

[magistrate]: welcome

[spinner]: yes

[macho_kringle]: valderrama could play louise goozeman

[mattward]: i

[macho_kringle]: as his helper

[spinner]: why are you casting that seventy show

[cobra]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: walk

[cobra]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: with me

[magistrate]: okay

[mattward]: so

[macho_kringle]: we

[spinner]: yeah

[magistrate]: so

[macho_kringle]: won't

[magistrate]: who's

[cobra]: so

[macho_kringle]: we

[cobra]: ashton

[magistrate]: so it's saturday

[cobra]: so is ashton coucher playing

[macho_kringle]: ah

[cobra]: global warming

[macho_kringle]: no we already had signed

[magistrate]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: him bob

[cobra]: oh

[macho_kringle]: new heart

[spinner]: the

[mattward]: yeah

[magistrate]: okay so

[macho_kringle]: what

[magistrate]: let

[macho_kringle]: are yo

[magistrate]: me

[macho_kringle]: goin to

[magistrate]: check

[macho_kringle]: say

[magistrate]: here

[macho_kringle]: magistrate

[magistrate]: um santa

[mattward]: oh

[magistrate]: is your hero

[macho_kringle]: hm hm

[magistrate]: that

[mattward]: ah

[magistrate]: is kirtword smith

[macho_kringle]: hm

[mattward]: yes

[magistrate]: and then valderrama is his

[macho_kringle]: help

[magistrate]: like

[macho_kringle]: her

[magistrate]: helper

[macho_kringle]: yep

[magistrate]: um

[spinner]: black peat

[cobra]: no black pete is his helper

[mattward]: ah

[cobra]: black peat

[macho_kringle]: twenty twenty two

[magistrate]: hm

[macho_kringle]: my friend

[magistrate]: should we call it

[macho_kringle]: someone

[magistrate]: a spicy

[mattward]: oh

[macho_kringle]: has to

[magistrate]: peter

[macho_kringle]: stop

[magistrate]: is

[macho_kringle]: got

[magistrate]: that just not right

[cobra]: yeah

[spinner]: yeah

[mattward]: right

[magistrate]: okay so he has head elf

[mattward]: eh

[magistrate]: if

[spinner]: no

[magistrate]: you will

[macho_kringle]: head

[magistrate]: his

[macho_kringle]: of

[magistrate]: head elf is

[macho_kringle]: yep

[magistrate]: wilmer alderamaokay and then bill warming is
represented

[spinner]: oh

[magistrate]: by the evil actions of bob new
heart is that what i'm hearing

[macho_kringle]: donald

[magistrate]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: trump

[mattward]: yeah

[spinner]: yeah

[mattward]: he's the evil is the evil president
we don't say donald trump but

[macho_kringle]: yeah it's

[mattward]: he's

[macho_kringle]: inferred

[mattward]: really an he's

[spinner]: and

[magistrate]: okay

[mattward]: really

[spinner]: he talks

[mattward]: tan

[spinner]: like this he talks like this at
the time

[magistrate]: a

[mattward]: and stammers

[cobra]: you

[macho_kringle]: m

[mattward]: a lot

[magistrate]: great

[macho_kringle]: m

[spinner]: a stable

[magistrate]: okay

[spinner]: genius

[macho_kringle]: we had

[magistrate]: no

[cobra]: it

[mattward]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: we had guennethpaltro as who was it
again mat

[magistrate]: oh

[mattward]: gretta thornburg

[macho_kringle]: thank

[cobra]: tak

[macho_kringle]: you

[cobra]: gunburg

[mattward]: or thornburg or however

[macho_kringle]: so

[mattward]: use it for

[macho_kringle]: so

[mattward]: that

[macho_kringle]: i think i could connect the

[spinner]: think

[macho_kringle]: dots kirkwood needs to harness the spirit
and tenacity

[magistrate]: m

[macho_kringle]: of one

[mattward]: yes

[macho_kringle]: gretta thornburgh in order to

[magistrate]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: fuel

[mattward]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: the

[magistrate]: oh

[macho_kringle]: anti warming machine

[magistrate]: oh

[mattward]: oh

[macho_kringle]: so that

[mattward]: yes

[spinner]: that

[magistrate]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: evil president

[magistrate]: oh

[macho_kringle]: cannot counter those beams with

[cobra]: the

[macho_kringle]: his

[cobra]: funk is

[macho_kringle]: orange

[cobra]: this movie

[macho_kringle]: potato

[cobra]: son and more hammer forty k

[macho_kringle]: exactly

[spinner]: where's the where's

[macho_kringle]: i've never

[spinner]: the jewish

[macho_kringle]: played

[spinner]: space

[macho_kringle]: that

[spinner]: laser fitting all this

[macho_kringle]: it doesn't

[mattward]: we are literally

[cobra]: like

[mattward]: going to end up a

[cobra]: he's

[mattward]: storm

[cobra]: literally

[mattward]: that's where we're

[spinner]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: ah

[mattward]: goin

[cobra]: he's literally literal

[macho_kringle]: too

[cobra]: describe

[macho_kringle]: late

[cobra]: the machine

[macho_kringle]: you don't

[spinner]: a

[macho_kringle]: write my script

[cobra]: a machine

[macho_kringle]: no

[cobra]: powered by

[macho_kringle]: listen

[cobra]: by the

[macho_kringle]: no

[cobra]: soul of a child

[macho_kringle]: well the child lives that's the difference
but what it's because gretta thornburg goes on

[macho_kringle]: to make goop so the dots

[spinner]: oh

[mattward]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: connect

[cobra]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: themselves okay and then don't forget gretta
also invested heavily thanks to an anonymous owner

[macho_kringle]: with

[spinner]: or

[macho_kringle]: ten thousand dollars in vagina smelling candles

[magistrate]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: for the holiday season

[cobra]: oh my god

[mattward]: which

[cobra]: yeah

[mattward]: is

[magistrate]: yeah

[mattward]: saves christmas

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[cobra]: somehow

[mattward]: obviously

[magistrate]: so

[macho_kringle]: oh

[magistrate]: you light

[spinner]: what

[magistrate]: the candles

[spinner]: can vaginas do

[magistrate]: and that releases

[macho_kringle]: m

[magistrate]: the

[mattward]: yeah

[magistrate]: chemicals to heal world

[macho_kringle]: because women

[spinner]: sounds

[macho_kringle]: are

[spinner]: a lot like

[magistrate]: ye

[mattward]: yes

[spinner]: honica

[macho_kringle]: no

[spinner]: lighting candles to

[cobra]: wait

[spinner]: save

[mattward]: you

[spinner]: the

[mattward]: laid

[spinner]: holiday

[cobra]: wait

[mattward]: a lot

[macho_kringle]: you

[mattward]: of

[macho_kringle]: see

[mattward]: chin

[spinner]: season

[cobra]: yea

[magistrate]: oh

[cobra]: yea

[macho_kringle]: you gotta

[magistrate]: yeah

[mattward]: oh

[macho_kringle]: you gotta you have to do something

[spinner]: you have

[macho_kringle]: with all that mother earth energy that's
different this is different

[mattward]: okay

[macho_kringle]: my friends

[spinner]: that's gaya

[mattward]: so

[cobra]: wait a minute

[macho_kringle]: oh

[cobra]: wait a minute member

[macho_kringle]: m

[cobra]: let me see if i understand

[macho_kringle]: m

[cobra]: you're lighting vagina candles

[spinner]: go

[cobra]: healed the north pole those are some
fucking frigid pussies they're going

[mattward]: yeah

[cobra]: to re freeze

[spinner]: posies

[cobra]: the north pole

[magistrate]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: what did you just

[spinner]: what

[macho_kringle]: what what what that was

[cobra]: like

[magistrate]: m

[macho_kringle]: you

[cobra]: what

[macho_kringle]: enunciated

[cobra]: the fuck

[macho_kringle]: something

[mattward]: yeah oh

[macho_kringle]: and

[spinner]: he said boozies

[macho_kringle]: i he said boots

[cobra]: poses

[spinner]: a

[macho_kringle]: as a booty collins

[spinner]: yes

[macho_kringle]: oh

[cobra]: listen

[mattward]: okay

[cobra]: it's my second it's my

[spinner]: that would

[cobra]: second

[spinner]: be more

[cobra]: language

[spinner]: tasteful

[macho_kringle]: okay okay well they taste good

[cobra]: ah

[macho_kringle]: especially when you smear it on a
on a on a

[cobra]: oh no

[macho_kringle]: pancake or crape

[cobra]: oh no

[magistrate]: i don't want

[spinner]: smear

[magistrate]: to be here

[spinner]: it

[magistrate]: any

[spinner]: what

[magistrate]: more

[spinner]: do you with a jew

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[spinner]: crew

[cobra]: yeah i don't want to be here
can i be excused

[magistrate]: uh

[mattward]: okay

[macho_kringle]: as you can see they just

[magistrate]: h

[macho_kringle]: they just decided

[mattward]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: to

[cobra]: yes

[macho_kringle]: drop the towel i think they

[magistrate]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: just forfeited

[mattward]: so

[spinner]: um

[mattward]: santa and your helper and his

[macho_kringle]: yes

[mattward]: helper and greta

[macho_kringle]: yes

[mattward]: thornburgh

[magistrate]: yep

[macho_kringle]: yes

[mattward]: have to face off against the evil

[macho_kringle]: oh

[mattward]: president

[macho_kringle]: yes

[mattward]: who's

[magistrate]: right

[mattward]: created a global warming machine

[magistrate]: oh

[macho_kringle]: yes

[mattward]: so that he

[spinner]: a

[mattward]: can get on a bottled water and
sell it at a profit

[magistrate]: uh

[mattward]: that's

[magistrate]: matt

[mattward]: somewhat reasonable

[macho_kringle]: m

[mattward]: yes

[magistrate]: a question for you is this global
war machine a series of satellites called dutch

[magistrate]: boy

[macho_kringle]: oh my

[cobra]: ah

[macho_kringle]: god

[spinner]: yes

[mattward]: um

[macho_kringle]: how did you know

[magistrate]: yeah just

[mattward]: i'm going

[cobra]: yeah

[mattward]: to say yes tentatively

[cobra]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[magistrate]: great just

[cobra]: oh

[magistrate]: checking

[spinner]: ah

[mattward]: i feel like that's somehow

[magistrate]: oh

[mattward]: going to be related to varanted again
like i just don't

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[mattward]: know

[magistrate]: no

[mattward]: yes

[magistrate]: no

[mattward]: oh

[macho_kringle]: i feel like i need to

[spinner]: well

[macho_kringle]: bone

[mattward]: anyway

[magistrate]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: up and find out what this black
peat is i don't like this this

[spinner]: no

[macho_kringle]: dance but yes

[magistrate]: you don't

[mattward]: i

[magistrate]: we don't

[mattward]: don't

[magistrate]: want to bowl

[spinner]: don't

[magistrate]: up

[mattward]: i

[magistrate]: on

[mattward]: really

[magistrate]: him

[mattward]: really don't suggest

[macho_kringle]: yea

[mattward]: you doing but

[magistrate]: hey

[macho_kringle]: oh

[mattward]: i really don't

[magistrate]: chris

[cobra]: yeah

[magistrate]: are you familiar

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[magistrate]: with justin trude and

[spinner]: yeah

[magistrate]: and how

[macho_kringle]: m

[magistrate]: he likes

[cobra]: no

[magistrate]: to

[macho_kringle]: oh

[magistrate]: cost play

[macho_kringle]: black face you mean black

[magistrate]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: face

[spinner]: yeah

[magistrate]: well that's what black

[spinner]: oh

[magistrate]: pit as

[macho_kringle]: um

[mattward]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: um

[mattward]: but he's celebrated by an entire nation
of people who are just

[macho_kringle]: ah

[mattward]: very misinformed

[macho_kringle]: oh

[cobra]: yeah

[spinner]: hey

[mattward]: and

[spinner]: guys

[magistrate]: oh

[spinner]: i just got i just got word
from the world and this movie is cancelled

[spinner]: before

[mattward]: yeah

[spinner]: before

[cobra]: yeah

[spinner]: can even get off the ground

[mattward]: yeah because

[macho_kringle]: good

[mattward]: the wilder amram is playing latent like

[magistrate]: yeah

[mattward]: a

[spinner]: yeah

[magistrate]: right so

[spinner]: pick

[magistrate]: let's

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[spinner]: any

[mattward]: oh

[spinner]: of your reasons

[magistrate]: let's

[spinner]: pick any reason

[cobra]: listen

[macho_kringle]: m

[spinner]: really

[magistrate]: i'm gonna need to let's

[cobra]: black

[magistrate]: let's wrap

[spinner]: i

[magistrate]: this movie up so i need to
just get the topic basically we need

[macho_kringle]: hm

[magistrate]: a title for this movie

[spinner]: i

[mattward]: m

[macho_kringle]: hot and heavy what do you tink
matt

[mattward]: m

[macho_kringle]: or you

[cobra]: oh my

[macho_kringle]: have

[mattward]: ah

[cobra]: god

[spinner]: ye

[magistrate]: ah

[mattward]: m

[cobra]: sightstraight

[spinner]: oh

[magistrate]: oh

[cobra]: to straight to red tube

[magistrate]: yeah

[mattward]: um something

[magistrate]: oh

[mattward]: about like miscletoes i don't know

[macho_kringle]: okay

[magistrate]: oh

[cobra]: oh

[mattward]: i really

[magistrate]: oh

[mattward]: just wanted

[macho_kringle]: mission

[mattward]: to make

[cobra]: missile

[mattward]: that cat movie

[cobra]: toes

[mattward]: damage

[spinner]: oh

[cobra]: missile

[magistrate]: oh

[cobra]: toes that's

[macho_kringle]: mission

[cobra]: the name

[macho_kringle]: miscileto

[cobra]: that's

[mattward]: just

[cobra]: just the name

[mattward]: just

[cobra]: missile to

[magistrate]: yeah

[mattward]: missile

[macho_kringle]: oh

[mattward]: to yeah there you go

[cobra]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: i could see that

[magistrate]: oh

[macho_kringle]: i could see that

[spinner]: but

[macho_kringle]: that

[mattward]: yes

[spinner]: those

[macho_kringle]: works

[spinner]: candles that should be called camel too

[mattward]: it's called pan

[cobra]: ah

[macho_kringle]: h

[magistrate]: oh

[cobra]: kendleto

[macho_kringle]: uh i vote against

[spinner]: no

[macho_kringle]: that you are not one of

[magistrate]: oh

[macho_kringle]: the bethlehem brother crew

[magistrate]: m

[macho_kringle]: you have no voting

[magistrate]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: rights

[cobra]: oh

[macho_kringle]: whatsoever

[cobra]: my god

[magistrate]: so okay so

[macho_kringle]: mat what

[cobra]: oh

[mattward]: he

[macho_kringle]: do you think missile to

[magistrate]: oh

[mattward]: yes yes

[macho_kringle]: m

[mattward]: and gerard

[macho_kringle]: hm

[mattward]: butler plays rudolph i think that should
happen to

[magistrate]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[spinner]: we got to get the fuck out
of

[macho_kringle]: oh

[spinner]: north pole

[mattward]: yeah

[spinner]: got a bright red nose

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[mattward]: yeah exactly

[spinner]: as oh

[magistrate]: santas down

[mattward]: i

[macho_kringle]: ah

[mattward]: santas dan slay down

[spinner]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: h h my magical heart

[spinner]: this

[mattward]: oh

[magistrate]: yeah

[spinner]: is the north pole

[mattward]: yea

[spinner]: to

[macho_kringle]: oh

[spinner]: their own oh

[cobra]: yeah

[mattward]: this this is santa

[magistrate]: okay so

[mattward]: this

[cobra]: yeah

[mattward]: is santa

[spinner]: oh

[magistrate]: let's just clarify your herbert smith as
santa

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[magistrate]: wilmer valderamas

[mattward]: yeah

[magistrate]: head elf dart butler

[spinner]: yeah

[magistrate]: as rudolph

[macho_kringle]: m

[magistrate]: and featuring bob

[mattward]: oh

[magistrate]: new heart

[macho_kringle]: an

[spinner]: as global warming

[magistrate]: as

[macho_kringle]: no evil

[cobra]: as

[macho_kringle]: prediciin

[mattward]: yeah

[cobra]: glubalhermy

[spinner]: no he's

[magistrate]: president

[spinner]: no

[macho_kringle]: you

[cobra]: too as tonal drum

[mattward]: yeah

[magistrate]: ronald

[mattward]: yeah

[cobra]: ronald

[spinner]: grump

[mattward]: dump

[macho_kringle]: oh

[magistrate]: drum

[cobra]: trina dump

[magistrate]: trial

[cobra]: perfect

[magistrate]: dump

[macho_kringle]: m

[magistrate]: dump

[mattward]: oh

[magistrate]: and then go aneth

[macho_kringle]: petro

[magistrate]: i

[spinner]: yeah

[magistrate]: trow

[mattward]: yeah

[spinner]: oh

[magistrate]: as greta

[macho_kringle]: my

[magistrate]: thunburg

[mattward]: yeah

[spinner]: s oh

[magistrate]: oh

[spinner]: yeah but i thought you're paying yourself
but now in this story greta thurber creates

[spinner]: coop

[magistrate]: oh

[cobra]: yeah

[spinner]: not

[mattward]: ah

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[spinner]: guinnethpeltro

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[mattward]: and that's and that is a magical
substance that causes

[spinner]: god

[mattward]: the machine to break

[spinner]: she

[magistrate]: hm

[spinner]: only

[macho_kringle]: correct

[spinner]: guennfeltro would sign on to the movie

[magistrate]: so just to be

[macho_kringle]: let's

[mattward]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: let's

[magistrate]: hunton

[macho_kringle]: talk the

[magistrate]: clear

[macho_kringle]: profits

[magistrate]: it's thunnburg

[mattward]: yeah

[spinner]: okay

[magistrate]: let's

[mattward]: there

[cobra]: berg

[mattward]: you go

[magistrate]: let's at least

[cobra]: yeah

[magistrate]: give

[mattward]: thunberd

[magistrate]: great is the only redeeming piece of
this whole conversation let's give her

[mattward]: yeah

[magistrate]: her due respect

[spinner]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[magistrate]: okay

[macho_kringle]: we do our

[spinner]: oh

[magistrate]: and

[macho_kringle]: best

[magistrate]: that

[macho_kringle]: work

[magistrate]: is missile to

[macho_kringle]: m

[cobra]: oh

[spinner]: oh

[macho_kringle]: not's came to

[magistrate]: at great

[mattward]: yeah

[magistrate]: is that

[cobra]: mistletoe

[magistrate]: sorry mistletoe colan

[mattward]: ye

[magistrate]: not campbell to is that the whole
name of the movie

[mattward]: yah

[macho_kringle]: no

[cobra]: yeah

[spinner]: yeah yeah

[macho_kringle]: look

[mattward]: yah

[cobra]: oh

[macho_kringle]: if it gets butts in the seats

[spinner]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: we've got to do what we got
to do

[spinner]: oh

[macho_kringle]: got to make it digestible

[mattward]: that

[magistrate]: ah okay i think you did it
great job one quick last question to inter

[magistrate]: wrap

[macho_kringle]: h

[magistrate]: us up we gotta leave we got

[macho_kringle]: m

[magistrate]: to leave the guests sorry not to
guest the listeners with an ear closer

[mattward]: yes oh

[magistrate]: or

[macho_kringle]: m

[magistrate]: all

[spinner]: yes

[magistrate]: of

[spinner]: please

[macho_kringle]: m

[mattward]: h

[magistrate]: what we just

[spinner]: and

[magistrate]: made

[spinner]: the

[magistrate]: them

[spinner]: guests

[mattward]: yeah

[magistrate]: listen

[cobra]: i

[magistrate]: to

[cobra]: this was so wholesome

[spinner]: and

[magistrate]: m

[spinner]: the and the host

[magistrate]: the

[macho_kringle]: hopsicles

[magistrate]: host

[macho_kringle]: frosty

[spinner]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: dick

[magistrate]: no it's fine

[cobra]: oh

[mattward]: yeah

[spinner]: oh

[macho_kringle]: m

[cobra]: ah

[mattward]: the chilly stranger

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[magistrate]: it's not right

[cobra]: uh

[magistrate]: just a real quick

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[magistrate]: question

[mattward]: it

[magistrate]: you need to explain

[spinner]: oh

[macho_kringle]: m

[magistrate]: to

[cobra]: ah

[mattward]: yes

[magistrate]: me who would throw the best holiday
party

[macho_kringle]: oh

[spinner]: yeah

[mattward]: yes

[cobra]: fuck

[spinner]: yeah

[magistrate]: we gonna

[macho_kringle]: yes

[magistrate]: let

[mattward]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: that's right

[magistrate]: the jew crew take this one wan

[spinner]: oh

[magistrate]: to me how you throw the best

[mattward]: a

[magistrate]: holiday party no restrictions

[spinner]: how i would throw it or who
would throw the best party

[magistrate]: how

[spinner]: oh

[magistrate]: the jewish community the jew crew the
hebrew hammer brotherhood

[mattward]: oh

[magistrate]: handle this george sores included

[spinner]: oh boy

[cobra]: okay so money

[mattward]: so

[cobra]: is no object okay

[spinner]: yes

[mattward]: yeah

[spinner]: well firstly we

[magistrate]: oh

[spinner]: would

[mattward]: oh

[spinner]: book madison square garden

[mattward]: m

[cobra]: okay

[mattward]: oh

[cobra]: okay and

[spinner]: that's

[mattward]: yeah

[spinner]: that's all

[cobra]: i think

[spinner]: i have

[mattward]: o

[magistrate]: great great

[cobra]: we

[magistrate]: job

[cobra]: need

[magistrate]: at

[cobra]: to

[magistrate]: sort

[cobra]: we need to invite some some jewish

[mattward]: oh

[cobra]: celebrities

[spinner]: m

[mattward]: yeah

[spinner]: yeah adam sander will be there obviously

[cobra]: yeah adam sender will be there

[spinner]: yeah

[cobra]: jerry

[mattward]: ever

[cobra]: sinfeld

[spinner]: yeah we need some younger people so
harrison ford he's partly

[mattward]: ye

[spinner]: jewish

[mattward]: m

[magistrate]: great great job

[mattward]: m

[cobra]: i don't know any new

[mattward]: nearly

[cobra]: any young wish celebrities

[spinner]: parent apparently with keen phoenix is jewish

[mattward]: oh

[cobra]: what

[spinner]: well his family

[cobra]: a

[spinner]: roamed around with us in south america
with a religious cult

[magistrate]: we

[spinner]: but

[magistrate]: got

[spinner]: he says he's actually jewish

[magistrate]: we got to dan radcliff sheeted jones

[cobra]: oh that's right

[mattward]: yes

[magistrate]: milacunas

[cobra]: yeah

[spinner]: i didn't know daniel radcliff was jewish

[cobra]: yeah

[magistrate]: pink

[cobra]: yeah

[spinner]: i

[cobra]: pink

[magistrate]: andrew garfield

[cobra]: no

[spinner]: jack jack black

[magistrate]: yep

[cobra]: check black really

[magistrate]: at hudson

[spinner]: yeah

[magistrate]: shy

[cobra]: that

[magistrate]: la buff

[mattward]: yeah

[cobra]: that

[magistrate]: you're

[cobra]: explains

[mattward]: yeah

[magistrate]: goin in vite him

[cobra]: a lot actually now chylotbuffcan can stay

[spinner]: yeah yeah shilabo's

[cobra]: that's

[spinner]: not invited

[magistrate]: yeah

[cobra]: ah

[magistrate]: jeff gold

[cobra]: those

[magistrate]: boom

[cobra]: dreams are going to be dreams

[spinner]: jeff goban is a hundred per cent
there

[mattward]: oh

[cobra]: yes

[magistrate]: what else is happening at

[cobra]: yes

[magistrate]: this party

[spinner]: you know end

[mattward]: yeah

[spinner]: zack efron's there if you didn't say
that already

[magistrate]: what if you

[mattward]: yeah

[magistrate]: talk about the party not just the
people that were going is that is

[spinner]: that's just

[magistrate]: is your party just full celebrities and
nothing else that that

[spinner]: no that's just a few

[magistrate]: kay

[spinner]: we'll have

[cobra]: since we

[mattward]: oh

[spinner]: a

[cobra]: have george sara's money open bar obviously

[spinner]: that's that's the limit of your imagination
the

[cobra]: yeah

[spinner]: space lavers are going to put on
a light show

[cobra]: yeah exactly

[spinner]: no across

[cobra]: yeah

[spinner]: the entire phemisphere

[cobra]: the space lazers are going to be
lighting the hanukia

[spinner]: that's

[cobra]: that's

[spinner]: right the

[cobra]: that's

[spinner]: giant

[cobra]: what they're

[spinner]: hanokia

[cobra]: going to be doing it's like a
giant

[spinner]: i

[cobra]: honuki that's goin to be light lit
up by the space lazers

[magistrate]: is

[spinner]: and

[magistrate]: that

[spinner]: we're

[magistrate]: the

[spinner]: going to have bruce

[magistrate]: is that the

[spinner]: we're

[magistrate]: candelabra

[spinner]: gonna

[mattward]: ah

[spinner]: bruce yes

[cobra]: sure

[magistrate]: oh

[spinner]: if you want to call it that

[cobra]: sure

[spinner]: the minora

[magistrate]: i do

[mattward]: m

[spinner]: and bruce spring ten s going to
be there he's not jewish but he sounds

[spinner]: jewish so

[magistrate]: uh

[spinner]: that that

[magistrate]: huh

[spinner]: counts

[magistrate]: m

[mattward]: m

[cobra]: we can

[spinner]: i

[cobra]: afford

[spinner]: don't

[cobra]: him it's

[spinner]: i don't

[cobra]: fine

[spinner]: think anyone will complain

[cobra]: no

[spinner]: and

[mattward]: m

[spinner]: we're gonna

[magistrate]: yeah

[spinner]: yeah we're gonna we're gonna we're gonna
get fucked up it's going to be in

[spinner]: all all you can

[magistrate]: yeah

[spinner]: do drugs bar

[magistrate]: yeah

[spinner]: no

[magistrate]: yeah

[spinner]: i

[mattward]: m

[cobra]: he

[magistrate]: okay

[spinner]: so instead of all you can drink
it's gonna be all you can do drugs

[magistrate]: okay

[spinner]: bar

[magistrate]: right

[spinner]: and

[mattward]: so so i'm jewish

[spinner]: what

[mattward]: now

[magistrate]: uh

[spinner]: exactly

[cobra]: oh

[spinner]: see now we're talking

[mattward]: yeah

[spinner]: this

[magistrate]: h

[spinner]: party

[magistrate]: o

[spinner]: is going to be fucking sick

[magistrate]: ah

[spinner]: now we're going to

[cobra]: it's

[spinner]: have

[cobra]: gonna

[spinner]: those

[cobra]: be

[spinner]: fog

[cobra]: eight days

[spinner]: horns

[cobra]: it's

[spinner]: yes

[cobra]: going to be eight days of party

[mattward]: hm

[cobra]: eight days

[magistrate]: uh

[spinner]: everyone is going to

[magistrate]: h

[spinner]: have a fog horn that goes parnpeepar
and that's not going to get old

[magistrate]: from an

[cobra]: yeah

[spinner]: fafmfairfair just

[cobra]: i

[spinner]: non stop

[cobra]: i thought

[magistrate]: yeah

[spinner]: and

[cobra]: i thought the fun harns could go
all the time but you know

[spinner]: no

[cobra]: we

[spinner]: this

[cobra]: try

[spinner]: is a party

[cobra]: so

[mattward]: yeah

[spinner]: unless that

[cobra]: have

[spinner]: would

[cobra]: you

[spinner]: be

[cobra]: been to our parties

[mattward]: oh

[spinner]: that would be

[cobra]: have you

[spinner]: no

[cobra]: been to our parties

[spinner]: shut up they don't know

[magistrate]: ah

[spinner]: that

[mattward]: oh

[spinner]: they don't know that we don't really

[magistrate]: yeah

[mattward]: oh

[spinner]: drink

[cobra]: yeah

[spinner]: um and what else is a good
party have

[mattward]: oh

[spinner]: there's going to be a talking dog

[cobra]: ya

[mattward]: oh

[cobra]: wow i was gonna i was gonna
resurrect

[spinner]: you

[cobra]: sammy

[spinner]: didn't

[cobra]: david's junior but

[mattward]: m

[cobra]: you do

[spinner]: that

[cobra]: you

[spinner]: that that also was cool

[mattward]: oh

[spinner]: why not both

[cobra]: okay

[spinner]: yeah you know what

[cobra]: resurrect

[spinner]: we're resuryouknow

[cobra]: no okay

[spinner]: fucking do't need o be jewish we're
resurrecting the beetles it's going to be

[cobra]: all

[spinner]: sick

[cobra]: right

[spinner]: tell me

[cobra]: even

[spinner]: you wouldn't

[cobra]: the

[spinner]: go

[cobra]: ones

[spinner]: to that

[cobra]: that

[spinner]: party

[cobra]: are in debt even the ones that

[spinner]: even

[cobra]: are n't dead we're going to resurrect

[mattward]: ah

[magistrate]: oh

[spinner]: especially that

[mattward]: m

[magistrate]: all right wrap this party up we
got

[mattward]: i

[magistrate]: give time for you other team to

[spinner]: that's the thing about this party

[magistrate]: yeah

[spinner]: it

[cobra]: yeah

[spinner]: never wraps

[magistrate]: okay

[spinner]: up ever

[cobra]: yeah

[spinner]: after eight days then it does

[magistrate]: yep

[spinner]: wrap up because

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[spinner]: we got to stay on budget

[magistrate]: the beetles go back

[macho_kringle]: oh

[magistrate]: put back underground after that

[cobra]: yeah

[spinner]: well the crowd gets to kill them
at the end it's kind of like the

[spinner]: big finish

[magistrate]: okay

[cobra]: with the lazers there's going to be
a raffle

[spinner]: yeah

[cobra]: whoever

[macho_kringle]: oh

[cobra]: wins can

[mattward]: oh

[cobra]: use the lazers to kill the beetles

[magistrate]: okay

[spinner]: yeah

[magistrate]: no

[macho_kringle]: thin

[spinner]: especially

[macho_kringle]: tells me that's

[spinner]: the

[macho_kringle]: not

[spinner]: living

[macho_kringle]: very

[spinner]: ones

[macho_kringle]: wholesome

[mattward]: oh

[macho_kringle]: that's not

[cobra]: ah

[macho_kringle]: that's not very wholesome it

[magistrate]: oh

[macho_kringle]: doesn't sound like

[mattward]: sounds like

[spinner]: ah

[mattward]: a purge

[macho_kringle]: m

[mattward]: from

[spinner]: no

[mattward]: christmas

[cobra]: or

[spinner]: there they

[magistrate]: it's

[spinner]: were

[magistrate]: an

[cobra]: sure

[magistrate]: eight

[spinner]: already

[magistrate]: day

[spinner]: dead

[magistrate]: purge

[spinner]: they were

[mattward]: yeah

[spinner]: already dead

[cobra]: you're

[spinner]: except

[cobra]: already

[spinner]: for the ones

[cobra]: dead

[spinner]: that weren't

[magistrate]: my

[mattward]: yeah

[magistrate]: all

[spinner]: oh

[magistrate]: right great

[mattward]: yeah

[magistrate]: job everybody moving on to

[spinner]: oh

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[magistrate]: bethlehem brawlers

[spinner]: yeah

[magistrate]: is that what were going with

[spinner]: top that bitchbralas

[macho_kringle]: easily

[magistrate]: ye

[macho_kringle]: easily

[mattward]: wet

[magistrate]: thank

[spinner]: more

[mattward]: out

[spinner]: like

[magistrate]: you

[mattward]: there

[spinner]: the

[mattward]: man we've

[magistrate]: hit

[mattward]: been

[magistrate]: us

[mattward]: conferring

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[spinner]: more like the bethlehem bitches no

[mattward]: oh

[macho_kringle]: follow me seeing setting sky dome open
it's snowing but the

[spinner]: wait

[macho_kringle]: sky dome is heated we

[spinner]: at

[macho_kringle]: have special

[spinner]: ah

[macho_kringle]: appearances

[mattward]: oh

[macho_kringle]: and perform is by the hallogram

[mattward]: a

[macho_kringle]: jackson five korean sensation group b

[cobra]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: t s so you know the coverage
is

[cobra]: yes

[macho_kringle]: going to be insane and a lot
of girls be screaming

[spinner]: right yeah

[macho_kringle]: out of joy and happiness and

[spinner]: and

[macho_kringle]: what

[spinner]: me

[macho_kringle]: not there you

[cobra]: at

[macho_kringle]: go you can't them boys

[spinner]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: got moves furthermore we're going to have
special appearances and actually you know who's going

[macho_kringle]: to host this event

[spinner]: oh

[macho_kringle]: fashioned santa a model named paul mason
who works at york dale mall and toronto

[macho_kringle]: man sex hell

[magistrate]: oh

[macho_kringle]: we can't stop looking at him

[magistrate]: true

[macho_kringle]: he is our paragon of truth christmas
spirit

[mattward]: eh

[macho_kringle]: cator sexiness but

[spinner]: is

[macho_kringle]: don't

[spinner]: vinter

[macho_kringle]: forget

[spinner]: clause there

[magistrate]: oh

[mattward]: yes

[macho_kringle]: i don't think i don't know

[magistrate]: yah

[macho_kringle]: about that

[mattward]: m

[macho_kringle]: matt

[cobra]: oh

[mattward]: oh

[spinner]: he wasn't invited

[macho_kringle]: i don't i don't know about that

[magistrate]: h

[cobra]: ah

[magistrate]: eh

[macho_kringle]: we have fashion

[cobra]: uh

[spinner]: oh

[macho_kringle]: santa does he fit the brands matt
does he fit the brand

[mattward]: yes

[spinner]: yes

[mattward]: we have

[spinner]: oh

[mattward]: tom hanks dressed

[macho_kringle]: m

[mattward]: as woody

[spinner]: oh

[macho_kringle]: m

[mattward]: giving out presents to everybody when they
come around

[macho_kringle]: right children matter

[spinner]: of that

[mattward]: and you should

[cobra]: i got

[mattward]: know

[cobra]: scared

[mattward]: that because

[cobra]: there for

[mattward]: it's

[cobra]: a second

[mattward]: knowing

[macho_kringle]: oh

[mattward]: cause it's snowing

[macho_kringle]: why

[mattward]: into a heated building everyone is in
wet t shirts

[magistrate]: yeah

[mattward]: everybody

[cobra]: that's

[spinner]: oh

[cobra]: what i was going to say i
was going to ask about that

[mattward]: m

[macho_kringle]: you got

[mattward]: everyone

[macho_kringle]: de j you

[mattward]: b

[macho_kringle]: got

[mattward]: t

[macho_kringle]: d

[mattward]: s

[cobra]: oh

[spinner]: and it's an all

[mattward]: hm

[spinner]: white is it an all white is
like a white dress code

[mattward]: no

[macho_kringle]: that sounds

[spinner]: oh

[macho_kringle]: mildly races

[mattward]: what

[macho_kringle]: no

[spinner]: no no it's not raised their clothes
so

[mattward]: yeah

[spinner]: the you know the

[macho_kringle]: yes

[spinner]: water

[macho_kringle]: the

[spinner]: would

[mattward]: oh

[macho_kringle]: nipples

[spinner]: make it see through

[macho_kringle]: maybe

[mattward]: oh

[macho_kringle]: because we also have d j called
spinning the ones and twos but do you

[macho_kringle]: want him in the white t shirt
my man

[spinner]: no i don't d j callon

[mattward]: yeah

[cobra]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: nother one

[cobra]: i know i don't

[macho_kringle]: another one

[spinner]: oh

[macho_kringle]: another

[mattward]: and

[macho_kringle]: one

[mattward]: we've got holly grams what holy

[macho_kringle]: m

[mattward]: rams do we have we got

[magistrate]: yah

[macho_kringle]: the

[mattward]: grams

[macho_kringle]: jacks

[spinner]: jackson

[mattward]: that

[spinner]: five

[mattward]: are hollow

[macho_kringle]: that's right that's right gram norton is
coming

[magistrate]: ah

[mattward]: the yep

[magistrate]: do

[spinner]: you

[magistrate]: you have billy gram

[spinner]: matt

[macho_kringle]: billy

[spinner]: how

[macho_kringle]: grab

[spinner]: hollow

[mattward]: no

[macho_kringle]: i don't

[spinner]: are your

[macho_kringle]: know

[spinner]: grams

[macho_kringle]: billy billy gram is a hot fiery
poker

[magistrate]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: i don't know next thing you know
more carillo and benny benny hen ill try

[macho_kringle]: and show up hitting people

[magistrate]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: with

[magistrate]: oh

[macho_kringle]: coats we don't want that we don't
want

[mattward]: yes

[macho_kringle]: that

[spinner]: oh

[macho_kringle]: i don't think it fits the brand

[magistrate]: we

[mattward]: you know you

[spinner]: no

[mattward]: know what our big cenis is at

[macho_kringle]: tell

[mattward]: the

[macho_kringle]: him

[mattward]: very end

[macho_kringle]: tale

[spinner]: not going to stop

[mattward]: kevin

[spinner]: killing the beetles

[mattward]: kevin heart and bob new heart come
out and

[spinner]: o

[mattward]: promote

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[mattward]: their brand

[spinner]: o

[mattward]: new moving heart to heart

[magistrate]: oh

[mattward]: seasons

[spinner]: oh my god

[cobra]: it

[mattward]: creeping

[spinner]: all right you i'm

[mattward]: yeah

[spinner]: not gonna low you had me in

[mattward]: yeah

[spinner]: the first half

[mattward]: yeah

[cobra]: oh

[spinner]: yeah

[magistrate]: well

[macho_kringle]: it

[magistrate]: you win that

[macho_kringle]: oh

[magistrate]: round

[macho_kringle]: hey

[spinner]: they have the hollowest of grams

[magistrate]: congratulations

[mattward]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: t shirt

[magistrate]: um

[macho_kringle]: cat in

[cobra]: it's

[magistrate]: you're

[cobra]: a

[magistrate]: cut

[cobra]: hallogram

[magistrate]: off

[cobra]: not

[magistrate]: you're

[cobra]: even

[magistrate]: cut

[cobra]: a

[magistrate]: off

[cobra]: hollogram

[magistrate]: now you're all cut off you're done
everyone's cut off

[spinner]: oh

[macho_kringle]: what happened to my microphone

[spinner]: oh

[magistrate]: been cut great job

[spinner]: oh

[magistrate]: of everybody you have equally besmirched christmas
and honica

[mattward]: yeah

[spinner]: yes

[mattward]: oh

[cobra]: yeah

[magistrate]: i think

[cobra]: yeah

[magistrate]: everybody

[mattward]: oh

[magistrate]: was offended i

[cobra]: yeah

[magistrate]: just would

[spinner]: oh men

[magistrate]: like to for the record we don't
support

[macho_kringle]: yeah oh

[magistrate]: cinder class we don't believe

[spinner]: and

[magistrate]: in him

[cobra]: oh

[mattward]: what

[magistrate]: or

[spinner]: we

[magistrate]: black

[spinner]: do not

[magistrate]: pete

[mattward]: ah

[magistrate]: just everyone's

[macho_kringle]: m

[magistrate]: clear

[mattward]: and

[spinner]: ah

[cobra]: repute

[mattward]: yeah

[cobra]: it's a

[spinner]: yeah

[cobra]: repudiation note at

[magistrate]: yeah

[cobra]: the

[mattward]: oh

[cobra]: end

[spinner]: m

[macho_kringle]: we rebuke

[magistrate]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: everything that

[mattward]: oh

[macho_kringle]: they insinuate

[mattward]: yes

[spinner]: yeah

[magistrate]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: oh

[mattward]: everything about that is wrong

[spinner]: yeah we

[magistrate]: oh

[spinner]: should just stop having christmas

[mattward]: god i mean

[magistrate]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: uh

[mattward]: don't don't look

[macho_kringle]: uh

[mattward]: into it it's like the second

[spinner]: ye

[mattward]: verse of every single christmas carol just

[magistrate]: oh

[mattward]: don't

[spinner]: don't

[cobra]: uh

[spinner]: look into it

[magistrate]: don't look

[mattward]: i shut out

[magistrate]: just you know maybe maybe you should
celebrate

[cobra]: ah

[magistrate]: hic a little more when

[mattward]: yep

[magistrate]: when when they talk about any of
that stuff just think about hanka and how

[magistrate]: it's

[spinner]: oh

[magistrate]: not like that

[spinner]: i think matt

[magistrate]: m

[spinner]: said it best

[mattward]: oh

[spinner]: the other matt when he said

[mattward]: oh

[spinner]: think about

[magistrate]: yeah

[mattward]: ah

[spinner]: what he's given us not what he's
done

[magistrate]: yeah

[spinner]: not

[magistrate]: exactly

[spinner]: who he was

[macho_kringle]: what

[cobra]: yeah

[magistrate]: oh

[cobra]: words to live

[mattward]: that

[cobra]: by

[mattward]: makes it a little better you know

[cobra]: okay

[magistrate]: you know what

[mattward]: not

[magistrate]: in the

[mattward]: not at all

[magistrate]: in this case

[mattward]: a little

[magistrate]: think about the commercialized santa claus that
coca cola gave us

[macho_kringle]: m

[spinner]: yes

[magistrate]: yeah

[cobra]: yeah

[magistrate]: believe

[cobra]: and

[macho_kringle]: the

[mattward]: exactly

[magistrate]: in

[macho_kringle]: fashion

[magistrate]: coca

[cobra]: maybe

[magistrate]: cola

[cobra]: forget about center class entirely

[magistrate]: oh

[macho_kringle]: and

[mattward]: just

[magistrate]: um

[mattward]: just stay with that

[spinner]: a

[magistrate]: stay with that

[macho_kringle]: m

[magistrate]: so thank you

[mattward]: kay

[magistrate]: other matt

[mattward]: oh

[magistrate]: for joining us and

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[magistrate]: tempting

[spinner]: yes

[magistrate]: to

[spinner]: thank

[magistrate]: champion

[spinner]: you

[magistrate]: christmas as much as possible really appreciate

[mattward]: thank

[magistrate]: that

[spinner]: yea

[macho_kringle]: the p

[mattward]: thank you for having me i appreciate

[magistrate]: hum

[mattward]: it

[spinner]: a

[magistrate]: thank

[mattward]: oh

[magistrate]: you to both teams

[mattward]: i

[magistrate]: the jew crew and the bethlehem brawlers
for attempting this

[spinner]: thank

[magistrate]: very

[mattward]: yeah

[magistrate]: very dangerous real

[spinner]: yeah

[cobra]: oh

[mattward]: oh

[spinner]: are you going to

[macho_kringle]: m

[spinner]: say

[magistrate]: m

[spinner]: who won

[cobra]: ah

[magistrate]: um

[spinner]: eh

[macho_kringle]: the audience

[magistrate]: no no the audience

[spinner]: also

[mattward]: yeah

[spinner]: if

[magistrate]: lost

[spinner]: you say we lost its anti semitic

[magistrate]: uh

[spinner]: so just

[cobra]: yeah

[spinner]: be careful

[mattward]: oh

[magistrate]: uh

[cobra]: exactly

[spinner]: you

[macho_kringle]: m

[spinner]: know

[cobra]: exactly

[magistrate]: so what i'm going to

[spinner]: no

[magistrate]: do

[macho_kringle]: my

[magistrate]: is if if you want

[macho_kringle]: and

[spinner]: yeah

[magistrate]: to

[macho_kringle]: the

[magistrate]: know

[macho_kringle]: podcast

[magistrate]: who one hit us up hit us
up on on the twitter

[macho_kringle]: hm

[magistrate]: at your own cast

[spinner]: oh

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[macho_kringle]: m

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your

[macho_kringle]: true

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[magistrate]: c

[macho_kringle]: hm

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[spinner]: tweets from cane west

[macho_kringle]: oh

[mattward]: yeah

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[spinner]: he

[magistrate]: do

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[cobra]: yeah

[spinner]: is not

[mattward]: yeah

[spinner]: happy

[magistrate]: just livid

[macho_kringle]: he is

[cobra]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: he

[magistrate]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: will not

[spinner]: he is

[macho_kringle]: leave the dms

[spinner]: livid right

[macho_kringle]: alone

[spinner]: now

[macho_kringle]: so much though we've had to we've
had to

[spinner]: oh

[macho_kringle]: seek refuge on me a load on
mastodon

[magistrate]: yeah

[mattward]: oh

[macho_kringle]: taradactal to ranasauris

[spinner]: uh

[macho_kringle]: it's not

[mattward]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: it's not

[spinner]: ah

[macho_kringle]: we need

[spinner]: yah

[macho_kringle]: help

[cobra]: all the men wanted was to be
cast as trina

[mattward]: yes

[cobra]: dump that's all he

[spinner]: yeah

[cobra]: wanted

[spinner]: that's

[magistrate]: he

[spinner]: all

[magistrate]: did

[spinner]: he wanted

[mattward]: yeah

[magistrate]: cane cone and other people can email
us your wrong

[spinner]: no

[magistrate]: cast at email dot com that's the

[macho_kringle]: dis

[magistrate]: only place we'll listen to m that
way we can just

[macho_kringle]: m

[spinner]: he

[magistrate]: put you in the trash bin easily
and not have to talk to you ever

[magistrate]: gain

[macho_kringle]: hm

[magistrate]: but

[mattward]: very nice

[magistrate]: but for now

[spinner]: oh

[magistrate]: i'm at

[mattward]: oh

[cobra]: i am lucian part of the hebrew
hammer

[spinner]: woot

[mattward]: yes

[spinner]: i'm one of the slamming slomos

[magistrate]: yeah

[spinner]: spencer and

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[spinner]: plee out my last name

[cobra]: oh

[mattward]: oh

[magistrate]: yeah

[spinner]: uh

[macho_kringle]: bleak the government bleephis governments please

[spinner]: h

[magistrate]: yeah

[spinner]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: i'm chris from the bethlaham

[mattward]: m

[macho_kringle]: brawlers adams

[magistrate]: a

[spinner]: adam

[magistrate]: oh

[mattward]: and i met also from the bethlehem
brawlers very

[magistrate]: oh

[mattward]: far away from my microphone

[spinner]: come see

[macho_kringle]: oh

[spinner]: my new movie

[magistrate]: yeah

[spinner]: heart to heart and

[macho_kringle]: oh

[spinner]: the er

[magistrate]: yeah

[mattward]: heart to heart season's grieving i'm starting
to go find me it's going

[macho_kringle]: yeah

[mattward]: to happen

[magistrate]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: go find

[spinner]: we're

[macho_kringle]: me

[spinner]: going

[macho_kringle]: kick

[spinner]: to talk

[macho_kringle]: starter

[spinner]: we're

[macho_kringle]: eh

[spinner]: goin

[cobra]: go

[spinner]: tuck

[cobra]: find me it's not a tick

[mattward]: we

[cobra]: started it's like go find

[macho_kringle]: go

[cobra]: me

[macho_kringle]: from me

[cobra]: this

[macho_kringle]: with

[cobra]: is a charity

[macho_kringle]: really

[mattward]: yeah

[macho_kringle]: we need to kick start to go
find

[mattward]: okay

[macho_kringle]: me

[mattward]: oh

[magistrate]: please please hurry up and pay the
money

[cobra]: oh

[spinner]: because

[magistrate]: bob

[spinner]: this

[mattward]: oh

[magistrate]: nears

[spinner]: movie is dying

[magistrate]: not got long we need to get
him in

[mattward]: oh

[spinner]: yeah

[magistrate]: there

[cobra]: oh

[macho_kringle]: oh

[spinner]: uh

[magistrate]: we'll

[mattward]: it

[magistrate]: see

[mattward]: should

[magistrate]: you next

[mattward]: be

[magistrate]: time

[mattward]: the

[magistrate]: m

[spinner]: uh

[cobra]: m