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First podcast of the new year and we discuss everything from gentrifying Vormir to a timeshare program where you and 20 of your friends own a Lamborghini Urus. Also what do the uncles think about nude celebrities?
Two beautiful men, uncles to each other, navigate the world of pop culture, babes, bikinis, cold ones, hot nights and they take no prisoners while they're at it. The only podcast truly recorded live from a king size bed, accept no imitations.
franklin:
welcome everybody to uncle to uncle the first podcast to take place
howard:
no
franklin:
from a king sized bed we've done it all from
howard:
oh
franklin:
the rock of love bus heathenism to i'm your main host franklin coming back at you it's the new year we're feeling good and uncle
howard:
local
franklin:
howard is joining me here but i got a quick question a big man
howard:
let's hear it
franklin:
oh
howard:
he you know skyline
franklin:
yeah
howard:
you got to keep it stock brother
franklin:
yeah you thinking twenty four
howard:
yeah i'm thinking twenty four hey i know i got tricked there by the best in the vise
franklin:
yeah
howard:
i read an article the other day about all the cars paul walker had
franklin:
no ship
howard:
yeah he sold off a bunch of them at some auction man and we could have got all our
franklin:
yeah
howard:
all our bed heads out there together put our money
franklin:
oh
howard:
together we could have been driving a genuine paul walker nice on skyline
franklin:
well
howard:
i mean
franklin:
in that of the cool
howard:
i'd probably be the one driving it
franklin:
yeah
howard:
to be honest
franklin:
like can you buy a car with like twelve people
howard:
yeah yeah for sure
franklin:
like why can't that be done
howard:
yeah
franklin:
i act like insurance well but even then like us bobbing whatever fuck
howard:
yeah
franklin:
insurance you know
howard:
yeah
franklin:
just
howard:
don't mean he would take it on the track or whatever too because they're they're their right hand drive right because they're japanese
franklin:
hm
howard:
so you can't drive it on the road anyway
franklin:
so like
howard:
well this is some exciting
franklin:
that's
howard:
genuine
franklin:
it
howard:
carta
franklin:
can't can't but i mean could we realistically like if we just you know got everybody
howard:
yeah
franklin:
in the discord and we all put our pots together
howard:
yeah
franklin:
can we get a lambo or some ship
howard:
yeah i think so how many people are in the discord total
franklin:
oh like
howard:
let
franklin:
probably
howard:
me
franklin:
like i don't know like thirty something i dont know active
howard:
it as twenty online holy ship thirty three off line
franklin:
m
howard:
um you know
franklin:
m
howard:
there's probably about twenty consistent users
franklin:
yeah
howard:
if they all put together what
franklin:
oh
howard:
like five thousand bucks sets what
franklin:
m
howard:
a hundred thousand bucks
franklin:
yeah
howard:
you're gonna get a pretty dope car for that much money man you could get a brand
franklin:
yeah
howard:
new corvet for
franklin:
yeah
howard:
about eighty
franklin:
okay
howard:
yeah that's why
franklin:
that's
howard:
that's off the you know off the lot eighty thousand
franklin:
more people should do that just buy
howard:
yeah
franklin:
a car of your friends
howard:
yeah the share sharing
franklin:
no
howard:
that's not even a bad deal twenty
franklin:
yea
howard:
people go in
franklin:
oh
howard:
every person can drive it
franklin:
oh
howard:
once every twenty days that
franklin:
yeah
howard:
means every year you get to drive that car like eighteen
franklin:
yeah right
howard:
sounds pretty good man
franklin:
yeah
howard:
it's almost three weeks at car
franklin:
yeah if
howard:
damn
franklin:
you set a schedule or even just like
howard:
like a time share
franklin:
like just like oh man is this like a million dollar legitimate
howard:
this might be a legit million dollar mind set idea brother
franklin:
time share on a car
howard:
yeah
franklin:
i'm
howard:
the
franklin:
i'm getting a
howard:
time
franklin:
lanbrgini
howard:
share
franklin:
for
howard:
skyline
franklin:
two months oh my god yes holy shit
howard:
dude i think we got
franklin:
oh
howard:
something here i'm
franklin:
i think
howard:
not i'm not even giving brother
franklin:
it is this is this just renting a car though
howard:
no because we own it
franklin:
we own it
howard:
yeah
franklin:
so that's like oh so like you could officially you get like a document and like you could officially tell people on dating as like
howard:
yeah
franklin:
you know i own
howard:
i
franklin:
i
howard:
own
franklin:
own a skyline
howard:
yeah i
franklin:
m
howard:
own a son skyline g t r r thirty four you'd be like the
franklin:
yeah
howard:
coolest dude ever been
franklin:
right you get a photo and you get a certificate
howard:
yeah and you can take a tiny pictures with it too
franklin:
with yeah that's
howard:
like videos have you driven it around
franklin:
that's the difference right the
howard:
yeah
franklin:
video of you're driving it around
howard:
yeah like not even on the track but like you could take it to like you know
franklin:
you know c v s or something
howard:
go to c s get yourself the pay day bar
franklin:
paid in a red ball
howard:
you pete and a red bull man that's all i need
franklin:
that's
howard:
you know
franklin:
like my lunch a lot of days
howard:
yeah brother i think i think we'd better light the light the beam because the kings are witting
franklin:
yeah the kings are winning
howard:
yeah well you and me
franklin:
oh that's a good twist man
howard:
yea
franklin:
that's a good ask twist i that you're just talking about the game tonight
howard:
no
franklin:
but
howard:
no i mean they probably are and i've been busy looking up other stuff on the internet tonight rather
franklin:
well
howard:
beloved sacramental kings
franklin:
well i mean that's
howard:
they were one
franklin:
between
howard:
yesterday
franklin:
you and god
howard:
ah i've been i've been keeping it an incognito mode lately
franklin:
damn right man damn
howard:
i have hanging out with incognito man and dr brains
franklin:
dere brains
howard:
yeah
franklin:
yer
howard:
brains
franklin:
brains now he sells some pork assortment sorted items
howard:
yeah
franklin:
uh yeah i wouldn't
howard:
yeah
franklin:
look up r brain's pork pork
howard:
no i don't it's too it's too delicious it's like what is it like a ball of sausage basically
franklin:
it's like a bolt like a like a like a lot of sausage
howard:
yeah
franklin:
i thought
howard:
that's
franklin:
at
howard:
not
franklin:
to
howard:
bad
franklin:
be gross like yeah it's like
howard:
but
franklin:
yeah
howard:
this somebody reviewed it on iceland dot co dot u k
franklin:
yeah
howard:
he says
franklin:
m
howard:
excellent flavor and easy to prepare
franklin:
yes
howard:
i felt a big greedy having six all to myself
franklin:
oh
howard:
but the two pack would have been too small and the
franklin:
h
howard:
difference in price was not that significant
franklin:
oh
howard:
maybe in future i might have had two of a two packed a total four i do have to admit
franklin:
m
howard:
that i enjoyed the six together with some mixed
franklin:
yeah
howard:
veg and a couple of small
franklin:
yeah
howard:
potatoes
franklin:
yeah i saw that reviewed by iceland foods here yeah
howard:
m
franklin:
brains six
howard:
m
franklin:
pork
howard:
yeah
franklin:
and
howard:
items
franklin:
just
howard:
yeah
franklin:
items you know if you look it up condone that you know but what they are
howard:
it's
franklin:
like flapped like like like burgher type things like
howard:
they're like her sausage patty right
franklin:
a sausage paddy yeah yeah so yeah
howard:
i can see how six of them is a little too many but two
franklin:
oh
howard:
is too little
franklin:
that's such a yeah i think i think that's spot on i think too is too little you know i'm goin a go on a call in a favor with the do boys
howard:
get
franklin:
and
howard:
them to review this item
franklin:
i'm gonna that'll be my item of choice and i
howard:
yeah
franklin:
will get them cancelled and then
howard:
they
franklin:
we'll
howard:
have
franklin:
take over
howard:
to
franklin:
the
howard:
say what it's called
franklin:
they'll have to say what it's called they have to read the box
howard:
yeah but you know what that's that's a that's a loop hole right there if you say what the
franklin:
oh
howard:
item is called
franklin:
that will hold on a second papa john thought it was a loophole to quote the colonel
howard:
yeah yeah that's well i mean and i always thought it was a loop hole to
franklin:
yeah
howard:
do my fisher stephens in personation
franklin:
yeah
howard:
yeah
franklin:
i thought it was a loop hole to do by a pistachio discus he also you know you know fisher stephen's like i mean look i'm not funking downing
howard:
oh
franklin:
it was the eighties it was a race his last time what it was a was really race is the role he played and it
howard:
yeah
franklin:
was race is then pistachio discus you know dana carve did that in
howard:
right
franklin:
the year two thousand
howard:
yeah and he gets away with it just fine
franklin:
he gets away everybody just like turtle club turtle club and not talking about his race is scene
howard:
no yeah well and and then it seemed like a lot of people tried to say oh well you know it as the love gururacist and i'm here to say categorically no
franklin:
i don't think so
howard:
it
franklin:
i
howard:
didn't
franklin:
mean
howard:
offend me
franklin:
i offend me either actually when i was watching it yeah
howard:
yeah man
franklin:
i
howard:
it's good to be back isn't it brother
franklin:
s man it is so
howard:
so
franklin:
good to be back
howard:
yeah
franklin:
man it's uh you know
howard:
yeah
franklin:
it's uncle tankle it's live
howard:
yeah
franklin:
in a sense
howard:
yeah it's
franklin:
you
howard:
alive
franklin:
know
howard:
we're coming straight from the planet for er
franklin:
or me you know you can do some big cannon balls in varmer
howard:
yeah i know that water is shallow though
franklin:
shall you would actually bust your ass
howard:
you
franklin:
on
howard:
hurt
franklin:
a fucking
howard:
your
franklin:
orange
howard:
but
franklin:
rock
howard:
you know that movie something discord today interstellar with a planet that's just two two inch deep water that's the same
franklin:
hm
howard:
as for me right
franklin:
well fovormir has more mountainous kind of plateaus
howard:
yeah but i got the same water
franklin:
is
howard:
like
franklin:
it has the same kind of water situation of like that's kind of the perfect like it feels like four feet maybe
howard:
yeah
franklin:
that's like the
howard:
if
franklin:
perfect
howard:
it was four
franklin:
chilling
howard:
feet and they had like a bar he a swim up to
franklin:
oh man yeah they had a bar and some take
howard:
get a
franklin:
drinks
howard:
yeah if you get a bar on former forget about it that's paradise
franklin:
that's paradise
howard:
do you do you
franklin:
you
howard:
think
franklin:
wouldn't
howard:
for
franklin:
want to put a parking lot over that
howard:
know what's it called when when all the rich people move into a place like
franklin:
gentrification
howard:
yea do you think we could gentrify varmer
franklin:
you know what some liberal would complain
howard:
yeah this place used to be about about cultures
franklin:
there used to be about culture and you know
howard:
oh
franklin:
the red skull and is many his many tales and his curse of living there you know and all you have all these yuppies you're visiting
howard:
what am i doing here
franklin:
yeah
howard:
i was
franklin:
yeah
howard:
put we never really found out how he got there he just
franklin:
he got
howard:
was
franklin:
blasted so the red skull from a captain
howard:
yeah
franklin:
america one
howard:
yeah
franklin:
he got blasted by the well it's that thing called the blue
howard:
oh
franklin:
square
howard:
the tester act
franklin:
teseracjust blasted him and this is like his curse like a punishment
howard:
yeah
franklin:
can't leave
howard:
yeah he's stuck there got just chill he must have been so happy to see those people show up when he saw thanes and gamer was like oh my god hey guys
franklin:
theoretically
howard:
yeah
franklin:
wouldn't like would be so happy to see
howard:
yeah
franklin:
like and then like seeing like like what's
howard:
the
franklin:
her name scarlet
howard:
scarlet witch are
franklin:
johansen
howard:
not ah scarlet joe hanson witch
franklin:
and jeremy renner
howard:
ah god bless him man
franklin:
god
howard:
he's
franklin:
bless
howard:
in my prayers
franklin:
im yeah yeah you know what
howard:
oh
franklin:
i deleted the mrplaul drop out of respect
howard:
uh yeah that's respectful
franklin:
that is i'm not trying to make a big deal out of it but
howard:
m
franklin:
we're hanging to plow sound by in the rafters you know
howard:
h
franklin:
along with and
howard:
m
franklin:
biases number
howard:
yeah yeah
franklin:
now
howard:
they had a very similar
franklin:
yeah
howard:
similar injury
franklin:
but you're right like he should have been happier like oh my god holy ship there's
howard:
yeah
franklin:
people here
howard:
guys
franklin:
this is
howard:
i've
franklin:
group
howard:
got hangin can you hang out for a minute pepsis
franklin:
dude right wouldn't even be like more friendly like you now let's hang like
howard:
it
franklin:
in i know you don't watch the show but in breaking bad like like the main character like he hides out in alaska for like six months with
howard:
yeah
franklin:
like no human can act
howard:
yeah
franklin:
except one guy who visits him to give him supplies he's
howard:
yeah
franklin:
just the guy is there
howard:
so
franklin:
for
howard:
he's
franklin:
life
howard:
so happy when that
franklin:
it was
howard:
guy
franklin:
so
howard:
comes
franklin:
happening it's just like
howard:
oh
franklin:
if i give you like fifty thousand would you stay with me for another half hour like that's
howard:
like
franklin:
how desperate
howard:
oh
franklin:
i was to like talk
howard:
damn
franklin:
to it
howard:
was the guy like no dude i gotta go
franklin:
it was what's his name it was like robert
howard:
wagner
franklin:
is like robert for for robert for stir for skid
howard:
oh yeah robert forster
franklin:
yeah it was like one of those soft spoken old men who like
howard:
yeah
franklin:
sound really smart
howard:
yeah i was like
franklin:
i can't
howard:
m
franklin:
wait
howard:
bruce
franklin:
i can't wait to be old because you're gonna be sounding hell a smart when you're old
howard:
dude yes old people are so smart look at alfred so smart and he was just a fucking
franklin:
yeah
howard:
dumb as butler
franklin:
yeah that's a terrible job dude the smartest
howard:
well
franklin:
man on earth there
howard:
yeah it's like m brewsubman just want to watch the world burn
franklin:
it's not about how many times we fought master wants about getting up
howard:
yeah you're like whoa good point alfred
franklin:
offers just a lot of like millionaire mind set kind of means isn't
howard:
yea
franklin:
he
howard:
he is
franklin:
yeah
howard:
dude i mean
franklin:
smartest
howard:
how else
franklin:
man
howard:
did
franklin:
out there
howard:
how else did bruswine get so rich he was hanging out with fucking halfred all the time
franklin:
yeah
howard:
alfred
franklin:
he
howard:
was like mrwaan read a book before six
franklin:
yuh bruce wain nepo baby
howard:
yeah it makes
franklin:
boom
howard:
me sick it those nepo babies
franklin:
oh can
howard:
the
franklin:
i can't stand the nepo babies dude
howard:
yeah which one you hate the most carry
franklin:
yeah
howard:
fisher
franklin:
hook
howard:
yeah oh yeah hook
franklin:
a hook
howard:
yeah
franklin:
the rock
howard:
the rock
franklin:
oh
howard:
um yeah i mean it's not really fair to call somebody nepo because everybody's parent with somebody
franklin:
oh can you run that back for for the people in the cheap seats please
howard:
yeah you can't call somebody a nepo baby because everybody's parent with somebody
franklin:
m i love
howard:
that's
franklin:
it
howard:
you know what that is brother this must be sunday morning because it was church
franklin:
oh my god dude straight up church man
howard:
yeah
franklin:
m no that's way too long
howard:
no i want to hear it
franklin:
okay
howard:
some i said are to be
franklin:
oh
howard:
a natural
franklin:
god okay that that one will go that
howard:
now
franklin:
only
howard:
that the ones that bring er due you
franklin:
okay
howard:
you're going to throw palpi away
franklin:
and i mean
howard:
yeah
franklin:
we lost tom
howard:
a
franklin:
everybody now i'm gonna get a cue for deleting them you know i'm suspect number one here but
howard:
are there
franklin:
i
howard:
any brains commercials we can listen to
franklin:
it
howard:
do you think he advertises
franklin:
you might
howard:
is
franklin:
not
howard:
he
franklin:
ask
howard:
so well known that he doesn't even need to advertise
franklin:
i think he's r brains such as like
howard:
it's like imbedded in british culture
franklin:
right yeah yeah i think r
howard:
yes
franklin:
brains is like yeah like you don't you
howard:
yeah
franklin:
know there's like what would
howard:
well
franklin:
be what are like or you know
howard:
what's our version of brains poppa
franklin:
it's that hungry man is it
howard:
and oh damn does r brains make anything but his famous pork item that we all know the name of
franklin:
i don't think i don't think so i think it's just
howard:
he's like what are those sauce like jimmy johns or whatever right
franklin:
right but like we have like like murray calendars but that was like a restaurant
howard:
yeah yeah
franklin:
there's like some swanson's like
howard:
oh
franklin:
frozen
howard:
yeah it's like
franklin:
meal
howard:
swanson's
franklin:
yeah so like they don't have arcelzo
howard:
no they don't need to let
franklin:
yeah
howard:
their product speaks or itself
franklin:
there's like banquet like ribs
howard:
yeah
franklin:
yeah
howard:
there's all sorts of banquet stuff that is i mean if you go to a banquet
franklin:
uh
howard:
and that's what you get you're so happy
franklin:
h you go to a banquet it just does fucking ribs doused and saucer
howard:
yeah you got a little browny at the end
franklin:
ah that brownie's clutch
howard:
m
franklin:
at has got some corn attached
howard:
m
franklin:
brother
howard:
that's medicine
franklin:
yeah the
howard:
m
franklin:
t v dinners got a bad rap
howard:
they did when i was a kid my parents would go out you know to see a movie or sudden leave me with a baby sitter they'd always say all right you just give him this t v dinner and put him to bed
franklin:
m you got like a kid's cazin
howard:
yeah it wasn't even that it was just like the fried chicken with like green beans
franklin:
m
howard:
or whatever
franklin:
oh
howard:
kind of thing and that was great nowadays all these kids you know you got to give him a damp participation trophy
franklin:
they
howard:
or whatever
franklin:
need a prize in their in
howard:
and
franklin:
their dinners don't they
howard:
i got to play my road block
franklin:
m
howard:
in my safe space
franklin:
m
howard:
matt mommy
franklin:
yeah
howard:
is kids now they got
franklin:
m
howard:
to have their fidget spinners
franklin:
ah did
howard:
yeah
franklin:
you ever get one
howard:
fidgets better of course brother
franklin:
yeah i
howard:
i was
franklin:
never got when i want one
howard:
yeah they're i mean they're probably cheap as hell now
franklin:
yeah
howard:
i really
franklin:
so
howard:
wanted them because they looked so fun to spin around on your finger
franklin:
they did and probably i don't know i might get one at a gas station or something
howard:
i think they should
franklin:
yeah
howard:
remember there were people they were like our age and they were really mad about and the like are these kids playing with bigot spinners for
franklin:
yeah
howard:
i was like man why are you guys little mad and
franklin:
yeah
howard:
is it for like a six year old dude like
franklin:
yeah
howard:
you don't
franklin:
dude
howard:
you don't have to have an opinion on that at all
franklin:
yeah chill man
howard:
yeah leave the there
franklin:
yeah
howard:
m
franklin:
that one's low
howard:
that is lo
franklin:
yeah i got to fix it
howard:
yeah
franklin:
whatever
howard:
that would you know that would sound good as hell and sounds so nisan skyline though
franklin:
yeah
howard:
with a sub
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it would
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with a sub of yea
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that's as good as goal right there getting
howard:
yeah
franklin:
getting cars a time car share
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yeah
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s that
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you look us up go to patron dot com slash uncle
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no
howard:
to uncle for information on the car
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no
howard:
time share
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yes yes so like what's a lambragini two
howard:
gallardo
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thousand twenty three
howard:
okay yeah
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price
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the urus
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so
howard:
yeah
franklin:
that price is two hundred and sixty thousand
howard:
all right
franklin:
david
howard:
so
franklin:
how many of your friends you need to get two hundred and sixty thousand
howard:
yeah maybe
franklin:
no
howard:
up
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we
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a
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got
howard:
thousand of them you get uh
franklin:
how many friends do you have is the question
howard:
yeah i got i got
franklin:
yeah
howard:
at least two hundred and sixty friends right
franklin:
you know facebook doesn't lie
howard:
yeah
franklin:
you know
howard:
no
franklin:
it
howard:
facebook wouldn't lie i mean that i mean people i'm in touch with whenever i want to i could
franklin:
yeah
howard:
reach out to any of them and say hey
franklin:
yeah
howard:
you guys
franklin:
uh
howard:
want to make the investment
franklin:
uh
howard:
of a lifetime
franklin:
right i think people love it when you don't speak to them for a long
howard:
oh
franklin:
time and say hey i got the
howard:
yeah
franklin:
small tight level marketing
howard:
yeah
franklin:
investment to get in on
howard:
do you want to make an investment only a
franklin:
no
howard:
winner would dream of
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that's right
howard:
then they'll say
franklin:
that's how you begin your skyline for those eight days you get it
howard:
that's
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m
howard:
right man you would be an ass mat of the skyline dude
franklin:
yeah
howard:
yes
franklin:
this is a long one dude
howard:
that's a business
franklin:
fine
howard:
that's that's why we're like yeah
franklin:
it is business though we're investing
howard:
yeah
franklin:
look twenty of my closest i guess you're not my friend if you're not getting lambrigting us with me on this
howard:
yeah
franklin:
time share car then i guess you're not my friend any more and that's fine so but don't but don't pretend to be my friend then
howard:
yeah hey i'm looking up at
franklin:
oh
howard:
the investing in cars there's a web page called core investment cars dot com and they help
franklin:
m
howard:
you they say acquiring your next investment car is rarely easy
franklin:
m
howard:
let us help you find your next car well
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m
howard:
what i'm saying is
franklin:
yep
howard:
i think it would be easy if you just all put a bunch of friends together
franklin:
hm
howard:
oh and also this company isn't even in america dude their phone number is some sort of crazy
franklin:
oh
howard:
foreign phone number
franklin:
sorry sorry
howard:
oh i like i like that song though
franklin:
it's a good son but i did not meet the sorry so what are what country they from
howard:
i don't know but they showed they've got this chart and shows you know how much money do you get if you invest in the stock market and then
franklin:
m
howard:
how much money
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m
howard:
do you get if you invest in gold and then how much money do you get if you invest in cars and cars is way more money than all
franklin:
oh
howard:
rest of them
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god damn that
howard:
yeah
franklin:
i mean that not only
howard:
no
franklin:
that is that smart remember i there's a million dollar a millionaire mind set me that's stated women don't care about six six as they want man with six cars
howard:
that's
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i mean i'm just going to work for a word i'm not trying
howard:
yeah
franklin:
to be funny this
howard:
no
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is what i read
howard:
that's true though i mean women do
franklin:
eh
howard:
love a guy with six cars
franklin:
yeah
howard:
i think
franklin:
six
howard:
you
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carter
howard:
and i can speak to the fact that that's true
franklin:
if we got a collection of six car
howard:
yeah
franklin:
we could be fucking set man
howard:
yeah
franklin:
just
howard:
there's my i don't do
franklin:
oh
howard:
that devil stuff about six six six i do money stuff
franklin:
yeah
howard:
six car
franklin:
yeah i think like so now we've got to get into this discussion that what's worth more a lambagithat's a tune thousand dollar lambregin awesome but what about like six cars a hun day you know
howard:
oh
franklin:
what's
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yeah
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you know you
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yeah
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have a honday sonata
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rio
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you know minny
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yeah
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cooper what's the
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dodge
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italian
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dart
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one anafi
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a fat five
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a
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hundred
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fat
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yeah i don't know if they re telling that may be
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m
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french but same deal
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they're italian
howard:
yeah it's a tale and
franklin:
you're gettin
howard:
now
franklin:
like six cars like a like
howard:
yeah
franklin:
a what's that one car is like a jazz
howard:
yeah
franklin:
or something yeah
howard:
the duke
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menas
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the new son duke
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jas car honda jas
howard:
oh i didn't even know about the hind
franklin:
yeah
howard:
of jan
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i might have been talking about the duke though you might be right
howard:
some people might see me rolling in a duke from time
franklin:
oh
howard:
to time behind
franklin:
i'm
howard:
a fit
franklin:
on a just like six of those cars
howard:
he cars
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you
howard:
yeah
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know
howard:
that's cool
franklin:
that's cool man like
howard:
yeah
franklin:
imagine like a lady seen your like oh i see you in a new car every every week
howard:
yeah you go this is my monday car
franklin:
you go in to work with a different car every day
howard:
that's buller right there
franklin:
that's fun that's a look man
howard:
people would say oh do you even need to
franklin:
m
howard:
have this job you've got so many cars and
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yah
howard:
go yeah
franklin:
m
howard:
i mean i got a car for every mood
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m
howard:
i'm in
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uh
howard:
you know one day i mean one day i'm feeling pony vi one day i'm feeling tiotayaris
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a
howard:
one
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mah
howard:
day i'm filling go metro
franklin:
yeah
howard:
you know like but it's awesome stuff right
franklin:
yeah
howard:
yeah
franklin:
oh mad
howard:
yeah
franklin:
oh
howard:
i'm bawling out today i'm in the prince
franklin:
yet that's everybody will be going up to you insane any time they
howard:
yeah
franklin:
see you in a different car
howard:
well they say oh you don't have a show for us i prefer
franklin:
oh
howard:
you know when i when i
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m
howard:
get behind the wheel
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my
howard:
when i get behind the wheel
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oh
howard:
the hand autos
franklin:
yeah
howard:
feel like an abel
franklin:
i think it was
howard:
the
franklin:
angling who made that tiktok
howard:
yeah
franklin:
with the million with the millionaire
howard:
oh
franklin:
mindset of
howard:
yeah
franklin:
you know don't care about
howard:
um
franklin:
six at six pack to care about six cars
howard:
oh
franklin:
and
howard:
yeah
franklin:
he saw
howard:
so
franklin:
the cars and the erealllike
howard:
they were all really practical
franklin:
yeah they were
howard:
you know
franklin:
all really practical
howard:
i mean when you think about it you know it seems like it's really buller
franklin:
m
howard:
to drive a ferrari right you know
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m
howard:
zero to sixty and
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m oh
howard:
two point four second top speed at two fifty mile per hour or car cost
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h
howard:
you three hundred and
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m
howard:
fifty thousand dollars but is it really baler when you got to spend all that money on insurance and maintenance costs no no i know
franklin:
no
howard:
what a drag that
franklin:
ah
howard:
is
franklin:
ah edit low do it again m
howard:
yeah it's a way more baler to have like a nice on centrayesnalantra
franklin:
yes oh yeah that's a beauty
howard:
oh that is a beauty brother um let's see what what there some other ball er cars you see out there a lot of times like yeah i mean there's so many great cars out there
franklin:
there
howard:
the
franklin:
are so many great cars
howard:
the ford a spire
franklin:
that's
howard:
he
franklin:
a that's a beauty
howard:
that is a bit who you know it's the only reason you didn't see paul walker driving a ford a spire wouldn't have been fair the competition
franklin:
look they made they made it a point to say now
howard:
oh
franklin:
it's not about the cards about the driver
howard:
yep
franklin:
and in a in a pontiac as tech i that's as good as i mean look there's like sometimes you're going to lose a car and like
howard:
h
franklin:
that's okay you got
howard:
m
franklin:
five others
howard:
yeah
franklin:
imagine that
howard:
yeah you know how many times you've been out driving you've seen some sort of fancy car you've seen is that a ferrari is that a maserati
franklin:
yeah
howard:
or is it ambergini i can't tell they ll look the same to you
franklin:
a lot
howard:
but
franklin:
of times
howard:
yeah but when you see a p t cruiser you know
franklin:
yes
howard:
what that is
franklin:
m
howard:
right off the bat there's
franklin:
yah
howard:
no mistake in that bad boy
franklin:
that is a bonified
howard:
oh
franklin:
p t
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yeah
franklin:
cruiser m
howard:
and you know i've had it in a hundred
franklin:
m
howard:
years or so people are goin to look back at the p t cruiser and say he that wasn't such a bad car after all
franklin:
yeah
howard:
yea
franklin:
pop a beer on your and your and your
howard:
when
franklin:
day
howard:
you're in that
franklin:
will
howard:
pit
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be feeling
howard:
cruiser
franklin:
yeah yeah
howard:
man but i'm in the doo i'm saying who you know what i'm saying
franklin:
i'm running in my day having some o wings brother
howard:
what are the day wings
franklin:
in wings
howard:
do you know that woo it means literally great universe
franklin:
uh
howard:
yeah
franklin:
dan that's like a car than as to drive oh
howard:
he snap is thin fingers and getting the best car you've ever seen
franklin:
like
howard:
right
franklin:
like
howard:
oh
franklin:
like seriously like i know like here's the thing like again we go back like i don't understand cars too well so forgive me but like lambrgining ferrari all that stuff very very nice and like the selling point is like those cars can be very fast right
howard:
yeah
franklin:
one problem
howard:
yeah
franklin:
there's something called a speed limit einstein
howard:
yeah you you've got a car that can drive a hundred and fifty miles an hour big deal
franklin:
yeah
howard:
those are city streets you can only go for or five miles an hour
franklin:
yeah like like as the argument like
howard:
yeah
franklin:
i'm in my doo you're in your lambrikeni us like we're on the highway we're both only allowed to go sixty miles per hour
howard:
yeah
franklin:
so so no but he's beating anyone unless you're unless you're breaking the law then then okay then you're you're criminal so
howard:
the only race you're going to win is
franklin:
ye
howard:
first to get pulled
franklin:
yeah
howard:
over by the cops
franklin:
at that point you're passing them in your day eventually
howard:
yeah yeah
franklin:
okay
howard:
i'll cruise on by and say see you at the finish line
franklin:
oh
howard:
sucker
franklin:
say hall at an the high
howard:
yeah i'll say it out the window i'll have time to as i grew the imidawoo
franklin:
it's finished life sucker yeah
howard:
with my top speed of thirty five miles an hour
franklin:
well doesn't matter brother you're all going you know you know like you know how they say like you know how we're all equal like you know everybody bleeds red you know like
howard:
yeah
franklin:
you know we're all going were going fifteen miles per our and in the school
howard:
yes
franklin:
oh my brother
howard:
that's right brother
franklin:
it's like a message of equality right there
howard:
if we are in the dewolagonza
franklin:
hm
howard:
you're here in heaven lagan that's a pretty elegant name
franklin:
yeah
howard:
right like la ganz i would love to shake a don who s hand
franklin:
what's laganza
howard:
like i don't know it sounds kind of like elegant
franklin:
yeah
howard:
right like elegans
franklin:
it
howard:
that
franklin:
sounds
howard:
guy was driving a day you can go to diooalagonza for only fifteen hundred bucks
franklin:
wow
howard:
pros and cons
franklin:
what are the cans
howard:
well let me see what the cans are the pros are handles well
franklin:
good
howard:
yeah i got a scroll down
franklin:
okay
howard:
here man stephen do you mind your own business brother i can't figure it out man i'm tired of talking about as
franklin:
oh
howard:
we got we're giving all these businesses away
franklin:
know how bizarre is about cars
howard:
because he says he's you know something or other
franklin:
speeding
howard:
right
franklin:
in in the yeah
howard:
yeah
franklin:
he mentioned his care
howard:
i'm in the drop top camera
franklin:
yeah
howard:
or something
franklin:
hobbizar car
howard:
yeah
franklin:
okay believe it or not google is not that concerned
howard:
what car
franklin:
it's
howard:
drive
franklin:
a cheverley and paula
howard:
yeah okay just like a silo when if he wishes he was a little bit taller he wish it was a ball er wish he had a girl
franklin:
he
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with
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was
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a
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in
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good
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which was in o m c
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i wish i had seen a drop top and paula
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as mc who has more people alive o m c or l
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oh
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f o
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s was
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okay
howard:
just one guy right
franklin:
it was it was one but he he had all these
howard:
he had
franklin:
people
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some
franklin:
that
howard:
girls
franklin:
he would talk about is
howard:
yeah
franklin:
like you know like
howard:
tara millionaires club
franklin:
okay okay so oh m c the tar milliner's clue where new zealand music group then duo and then later became the sole
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m
franklin:
member well i guess it's not too different from l f o is just
howard:
yes
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became a sole
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yeah
franklin:
member
howard:
lpobenstwo
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through yeah
howard:
due to seal team six s interference
franklin:
yes
howard:
one of the m c guys got caught in compromise too though polly
franklin:
no
howard:
for mona who was the main guy
franklin:
ship
howard:
yeah
franklin:
thirteen years ago passed away
howard:
yeah thirteen years like i don't know what year is any more what
franklin:
yeah
howard:
happened to him do you think he was murdered
franklin:
he was fine thirteen years ago i didn't hear anything about it in the news
howard:
and then all of a sudden he gets chronic inflammatory
franklin:
oh
howard:
demilinating polly neurropathy that
franklin:
i'm
howard:
seems
franklin:
sorry
howard:
a little suspicious
franklin:
yeah that's yeah
howard:
yeah well all
franklin:
that
howard:
right pete brother
franklin:
something to investigate right there i don't like how any of that sounds
howard:
yeah i don't even like that i was able to pronounce that i think correctly the first time
franklin:
yeah you legitimately did
howard:
yeah i'm pretty damn good brother
franklin:
okay so he still survived by his wife
howard:
that's lucky for her
franklin:
lucky for her seal team six a fucking but
howard:
yeah
franklin:
and six
howard:
yeah
franklin:
children so he has
howard:
yes
franklin:
at least had sex well i mean i guess at least had sex
howard:
so
franklin:
once
howard:
if
franklin:
i mean
howard:
he had if he had a million dollars
franklin:
yeah
howard:
and then he spread it among his wife and six children that's like a hundred and
franklin:
yeah
howard:
four thousand dollars for each of them so they
franklin:
yeah
howard:
could invest in our lambargnuris and still some left over
franklin:
they could they really
howard:
a
franklin:
legitimately could
howard:
yeah i mean that's not a bad deal at all
franklin:
i
howard:
yeah
franklin:
mean i mean i don't
howard:
yeah
franklin:
know i'm getting we'll touch back to that i feel
howard:
yeah
franklin:
like but yeah i think we have a legitimate idea that it's
howard:
yeah
franklin:
more than it's more than car rental because you own it
howard:
yeah
franklin:
for a
howard:
yeah
franklin:
week
howard:
it's it's legitihwhat i say
franklin:
yeah
howard:
is a time share
franklin:
the time share for cars
howard:
yeah
franklin:
yeah so
howard:
oh and then also ms was started by his brother paul's brother phil and he died too
franklin:
yeah that doesn't sound right to me
howard:
and that's something suspicious
franklin:
m
howard:
going on he had a had this condition called he art at attic
franklin:
m
howard:
i can't pronounce that one
franklin:
you can either way big man we have traditions that king size bed don't we uncle howard
howard:
we do brother it's not just we're not just buying cars every day
franklin:
love
howard:
can
franklin:
to
howard:
our friends rich
franklin:
love to talk about the movies
howard:
oh
franklin:
i lost the sound it i'm sorry m m
howard:
well if you're seeing a movie right that is what happens oh
franklin:
i'm not afraid to say i i i have never been jerked off at a movie theater it seems like it would be a very big distraction
howard:
i would be so scared
franklin:
he
howard:
all time
franklin:
who didn't you be like isn't that a national
howard:
i would be like sowing i'd be like stop it stop it what are you doing
franklin:
what
howard:
there's like fucking people here
franklin:
what
howard:
with
franklin:
are
howard:
the
franklin:
you
howard:
fun
franklin:
doing and like
howard:
okay
franklin:
where does the come go because they don't know you're going to
howard:
yeah
franklin:
when you're going to come like
howard:
yeah it's
franklin:
i'm going
howard:
always
franklin:
to read
howard:
a surprise
franklin:
for it
howard:
yeah
franklin:
and i'm like you know look i'm not
howard:
like
franklin:
doing the high jump here but like it's still going to go places
howard:
yeah i mean is it just going
franklin:
yeah
howard:
in your hands i don't want to go down on my pants i got all this pop corn
franklin:
is it
howard:
and skittles here
franklin:
is
howard:
like
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it
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i'm
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going
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not
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on
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trying
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your
howard:
to
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shirt like is your dick is being hidden under your shirt and you're just
howard:
yeah
franklin:
getting come on your shirt
howard:
yeah i'd be cool if my dick went that high
franklin:
yeah
howard:
oh
franklin:
yeah
howard:
yeah
franklin:
let's yeah let's stop right there you know
howard:
yeah
franklin:
don't
howard:
that's
franklin:
don't
howard:
that's a clip for social media
franklin:
don't jerk off your partners
howard:
yeah leave them alone they're trying to watch a movie
franklin:
yeah
howard:
and not go to the mary go
franklin:
m
howard:
round with your pervert ass
franklin:
imagine watching end the game and you're getting jacked off
howard:
yeah i wouldn't even i wouldn't even like to
franklin:
ye
howard:
if i was you know if i was into dating p who could be jerked off i would never want to jerk them off during movie because what if they're getting jerked off for them that are looking up at the screen and they see like bradley cooper up there
franklin:
oh no and the essentially i came to bradley cooper
howard:
yeah boy
franklin:
m
howard:
that's a self defeating prophecy
franklin:
all right man it's a
howard:
yeah
franklin:
yeah
howard:
yeah that's what it does to g r
franklin:
it really does
howard:
m
franklin:
oh man anyways here we love the movies man so my first movie of twenty twenty three i wanted to be an ally right
howard:
yeah
franklin:
you know i don't hate women so i decided
howard:
no
franklin:
to watch don't worry darling
howard:
don't worry daddy
franklin:
don't worry daddy that's
howard:
with
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what
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louis
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i'm talking
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c k
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about
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oh
franklin:
wow i love you daddy versus don't worry darling that is the that's that's the that's like the epic rat battle of
howard:
yeah
franklin:
the problematic faiths of the world
howard:
that yeah that either way you win
franklin:
either way the audience is yes m
howard:
all right so you watch don't worry darlin
franklin:
florence pew
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you
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oh peg member
howard:
i love you
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yeah what do you got what you got to offer me here
howard:
oh
franklin:
a
howard:
white widow and
franklin:
yeah
howard:
waffles
franklin:
that sounds great what about fighting with my family and some and some
howard:
is
franklin:
brains pork items uh uh
howard:
mid somer
franklin:
yeah
howard:
and and
franklin:
muffins
howard:
men muffins
franklin:
yeah
howard:
oh yeah that is a breakfast
franklin:
yeah
howard:
beast row damn
franklin:
oh god you know i didn't get a lot of free stuff doing doing night openings
howard:
yeah
franklin:
but i did get a twenty four
howard:
some
franklin:
tickets to see
howard:
pork
franklin:
you
howard:
yes
franklin:
i get tickets to see mid soma i think that's one of like i've
howard:
oh
franklin:
got a very few free things of like
howard:
yeah
franklin:
the night openings connection and one was midsomar tickets and it just like
howard:
a movie made just for you
franklin:
it couldn't like it was very nice
howard:
very
franklin:
it was very cool that they did it super
howard:
yeah
franklin:
thoughtful you know to be on a list like like to see
howard:
yeah
franklin:
a movie like a week before it came out
howard:
yeah that's cool
franklin:
i was telling everybody like oh i saw it like oh did you like it and it was awesome like no
howard:
oh
franklin:
it scared the fun out of me funk that
howard:
oh
franklin:
i'm not going to weird countries dude
howard:
you know what i would have done if i was in that movie i would have just gone away
franklin:
that's
howard:
i just been like all right i'm out of here i'm not
franklin:
but then
howard:
funking
franklin:
you would be
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with
franklin:
rude
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this ship at's fine
franklin:
his
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dude that's like i don't ever really want to be rude but in like amid simar situation i'm good
franklin:
good beat
howard:
ah
franklin:
like you know
howard:
i know that
franklin:
yeah
howard:
yep
franklin:
that's
howard:
that's exactly how i felt it when i watched that was like all right like i got that she's like sticking around because it's like fucked up to leave but like dude you just got to go
franklin:
yeah
howard:
yeah
franklin:
you just have to bounce right
howard:
yeah
franklin:
the funk out of there and not make
howard:
like
franklin:
it
howard:
i'm just going to walk away it's goin to like be
franklin:
yes
howard:
kind of crazy till i find the city again or whatever but that's
franklin:
yeah
howard:
what i'm doing
franklin:
it would be it would be an adventure to be like well first i'd be like oh no i just got to take a ship i'm not like walking away
howard:
m
franklin:
or anything
howard:
yeah
franklin:
and they're like oh we have the cabin
howard:
ah
franklin:
like but
howard:
was laying
franklin:
everybody
howard:
no like not the way i got to go
franklin:
not the way i got to go and i don't have the indoor plumbing for to handle that ship
howard:
yeah
franklin:
so i would just i guess i'd be in the same boat i'd just be in the woods for a few days and it would be tough as funked find the city but
howard:
yeah it would suck like you'd be like eating like pine cones or whatever but
franklin:
can you eat
howard:
i
franklin:
a
howard:
mean
franklin:
pine cone for real
howard:
yeah if it's fresh you can pry them open they got a little seeds in there
franklin:
okay that's good to know anyways my movies don't worry darling it's like
howard:
beautiful
franklin:
a the same lady from mid so mar so
howard:
yeah
franklin:
might be
howard:
pure
franklin:
related
howard:
pure
franklin:
yeah uh so there's some elements of like pleasant ville in this movie
howard:
oh yeah
franklin:
you know it's you know very like at first think
howard:
first
franklin:
is this like set in like the fifties or something or it's like some you know the stopian type thing now all the men
howard:
oh
franklin:
have to go a job and the ladies they don't have to work
howard:
oh isn't that the way it always is though
franklin:
well i mean but they're not allowed to work
howard:
oh
franklin:
they're not allowed to drive necessarily either
howard:
that sounds cool
franklin:
they get a trolley a free trolley and they get and everything is everything is free they don't have to pay for meals or clothing or anything
howard:
just like the liberals why
franklin:
yeah kind of this is kind of that future
howard:
yeah
franklin:
and i thought there was one particular i'm not gonna talk about the sex scene but olivia wild was like men don't come in my movie like
howard:
oh
franklin:
men won't be able to get off to this sex scene let me tell you i think men will still be able to get off to the florence pug sex scene in this movie
howard:
yeah i
franklin:
yeah
howard:
don't think she understands how good men are coming
franklin:
yeah and also like it's supposed to be this big like yeah men
howard:
yeah
franklin:
do come in this movie men don't come in any movie that's not a porno
howard:
yeah
franklin:
like
howard:
yeah that'd be cool if there was a movie where a guy was always coming
franklin:
like
howard:
yeah
franklin:
in any movie you watch i've ever seen like somebody coming i mean like not
howard:
yeah i actually i can think of one the directors kind
franklin:
yeah
howard:
of bad teacher
franklin:
or oh god
howard:
he comes in his pants and you see the little wetness spread in his gens
franklin:
okay so unlike
howard:
oh
franklin:
bad teaching where men do come
howard:
yeah oh
franklin:
as justin timberlake
howard:
yeah
franklin:
nice
howard:
it was a funny really dude
franklin:
it's a funny who it is um so yeah i guess the only seem the only
howard:
yeah
franklin:
movie where men do of is
howard:
so
franklin:
a teacher
howard:
she made don't worry darling as a direct contradiction
franklin:
yes
howard:
teacher the unraited cut
franklin:
yes
howard:
yes
franklin:
that is correct that is one hundred per cent correct
howard:
well i mean i thought it was long overdue
franklin:
okay yeah finally so basically it's our typical like something s going on here the men don't aren't allowed to talk about their job you know you know the women you know you know they're not allowed to work and question everything they don't
howard:
yeah
franklin:
leave the mountain like they can't go past the mountains that's it's dangerous
howard:
oh
franklin:
out there
howard:
it's like the village
franklin:
yeah so it's a little bit like the village is a little bit of of like the true man show like don't leave kind of thing
howard:
yeah
franklin:
and then we find out this is like part of some weird ansell plot of like trying to make a better life and like trying to free us from decisions kind of bush it's a
howard:
oh
franklin:
lot of it's a lot
howard:
in
franklin:
of
howard:
cells
franklin:
yeah it's a lot of tropes as they say from better movies
howard:
yeah
franklin:
it's not a bad movie like it really isn't like it's a fine movie like
howard:
yeah well
franklin:
yep
howard:
i mean if you're using stuff from a good
franklin:
oh
howard:
movie it can't be a bad movie right
franklin:
that's that's olivia while the spot on you know she gets a lot of flack for you know being a bad director
howard:
ah
franklin:
and like trying to get shy of in the movie right
howard:
right what she should have a buller
franklin:
but you know what a lot of pole don't talk about she's she is attractive
howard:
yeah she
franklin:
then
howard:
is not not hard to look at i suppose
franklin:
yeah so i don't know why they're talking about her politics when she looks like that
howard:
yeah who
franklin:
that's
howard:
cares
franklin:
kind
howard:
what
franklin:
of
howard:
she thinks
franklin:
it's kind of
howard:
when she's beautiful
franklin:
it's kind of misogynist i'm not afraid to call it out like she's hot who cares what she has to say like
howard:
yeah that's true
franklin:
it's offensive to call out her politics when she looks
howard:
when
franklin:
that
howard:
she's
franklin:
good
howard:
a yeah we're not yeah when you're that
franklin:
okay
howard:
beautiful your politics are immaterial no
franklin:
yeah
howard:
no no one's ever like oh burney sanders you know what lassic beauty oh
franklin:
fuck no yeah like you know i'm
howard:
the
franklin:
look
howard:
guys ball is funk dude
franklin:
yeah i mean
howard:
god
franklin:
and
howard:
bless
franklin:
you know
howard:
him
franklin:
attractive
howard:
yeah
franklin:
then she was attractive in cowboys and aliens
howard:
yeah
franklin:
m
howard:
and boy that was no that was a movie
franklin:
that was a good ass movie that's for
howard:
yeah
franklin:
sure
howard:
it was smart that was history
franklin:
a man that's that's the uncut gems that's history right there brother k g come take a look at this as convoys and aliens
howard:
do you think if he had made a cow with an alien's necklace would have gone different oh
franklin:
oh i guarantee
howard:
he wouldn't
franklin:
the forby
howard:
he wouldn't have even had to gamble yeah
franklin:
hm
howard:
he would
franklin:
oh
howard:
have already been just too rich
franklin:
yeah that's true
howard:
they'd be like i can't i can't match your bet you're too rich he's like okay
franklin:
i wouldn't be able to get any bookies
howard:
yeah yeah can you be too rich to gamble
franklin:
like like
howard:
like
franklin:
you
howard:
basosyeah
franklin:
can't like put a billion dollars on like you know you know like a la bron james miami heat team against a fucking you know
howard:
you like a utah jes or whatever
franklin:
right like you can't
howard:
yeah
franklin:
like oh i bet a billion dollars this team is going to
howard:
yeah
franklin:
win like no like you can't do like you would
howard:
yeah
franklin:
get a small return i guess is the thing
howard:
yeah yeah he just be like no way dude like
franklin:
you
howard:
we
franklin:
can't
howard:
can't
franklin:
do that
howard:
yeah or like who's going to bet against it we don't have like you know because
franklin:
they don't
howard:
you need
franklin:
have enough
howard:
like
franklin:
people
howard:
yeah i'm
franklin:
m
howard:
putting seven hundred billion dollars on
franklin:
i
howard:
lebrun james to get a dunk
franklin:
yeah
howard:
maybe they'd be like no
franklin:
no yeah
howard:
oh
franklin:
it's like that's not fair
howard:
really we agree
franklin:
we agree that's not that's not how this goes man oh
howard:
man
franklin:
god
howard:
it's sad to be rich dude people don't talk about that enough
franklin:
yeah it's it is
howard:
like
franklin:
sad now
howard:
it's
franklin:
people can't
howard:
it's
franklin:
relate
howard:
kind of a hard life
franklin:
hm
howard:
yeah
franklin:
not fun
howard:
it isn't fun but it sounds like don't worry darling is a fun movie
franklin:
you know it's
howard:
you
franklin:
a confusing
howard:
know
franklin:
ending i think like they hinted
howard:
it's all
franklin:
at
howard:
like in the internet or something right
franklin:
yeah like
howard:
yeah
franklin:
i think i was hinting at this like if you die here you die in the real world but they never quite showed like they showed them i guess and like these isolation type things where like films are being played and their eyes are propped open and like again clockwork orange types like there's a lot of things from different movies that
howard:
yeah
franklin:
are good movies and
howard:
it
franklin:
and
howard:
sometime like that mcanahay moviewhere he's a character in video game
franklin:
what move is that
howard:
oh man i got to look it up now it's
franklin:
a character video game
howard:
yeah his like son programs in and he's like a fisherman and the whole time you're like oh
franklin:
yeah
howard:
this is kind of crazy and then
franklin:
my
howard:
it turns out he's like just like a o game character
franklin:
is that what mud is about
howard:
no i was not mud
franklin:
as
howard:
serenity
franklin:
i
howard:
i think maybe the doctor was talking about it
franklin:
oh doctor of what sucking yeah
howard:
he's the doctor of r brains products
franklin:
serenity two thousand five you said macanahais
howard:
yeah
franklin:
in this
howard:
cone is in it
franklin:
he's not
howard:
um serenity two thousand nineteen rather and hath
franklin:
because the ring two thousand
howard:
an
franklin:
five has allen to dick
howard:
oh boy that
franklin:
yeah
howard:
guy's got everything a lady wants oh
franklin:
just set you up seventy two thousand ninth of i'm sorry
howard:
we're cool man this is a good episode
franklin:
it is a good episode
howard:
this or it's got g ma so who played
franklin:
yeah
howard:
a
franklin:
damon
howard:
fucking yeah it was a gilman
franklin:
i believe so
howard:
no
franklin:
sorry that's a sequel there sorry i'm
howard:
yeah
franklin:
getting used to sound board again man
howard:
he plays
franklin:
forgive
howard:
coras
franklin:
me
howard:
the pursuer
franklin:
yeah
howard:
oh
franklin:
and also home from blood diamond and h and that chris
howard:
ah
franklin:
pratt movie chris pratt chris evans and
howard:
um
franklin:
i and
howard:
sell lar
franklin:
push
howard:
push
franklin:
two thousand nine push
howard:
based on a novel sapphire by precious oh
franklin:
correct
howard:
right
franklin:
yeah
howard:
that is a good episode
franklin:
it's a good episode man
howard:
yeah what's it going on brad
franklin:
it's a good episode and what's going on man
howard:
yeah
franklin:
everybody is saying oh oh
howard:
oh
franklin:
but it
howard:
man
franklin:
is
howard:
can you play my favorite drop
franklin:
yeah
howard:
for me real quick man i know
franklin:
yeah
howard:
you hate it but i just need to hear it
franklin:
hold on yeah
howard:
oh
franklin:
oh no i'm sorry
howard:
no i like this one though
franklin:
i know which one it is yeah fucking lawn yeah
howard:
i remember yesterdays back before
franklin:
yah
howard:
the great ones ruled the earth that's my favorite movie
franklin:
yah m
howard:
that's that's it's a movie dude
franklin:
yeah
howard:
yeah it's as much of a movie as november rain the video
franklin:
yeah yeah that is that is legitime look november
howard:
that's
franklin:
rain
howard:
trumps favorite movie
franklin:
twelve minutes
howard:
no
franklin:
long master of disguise it's only eighty minutes long
howard:
which is better
franklin:
ah which is less races leave it or not the guns and roses one
howard:
it's because axel rose doesn't say any of his opinions on that video
franklin:
does he i guess he would
howard:
he's like i mean there is some songs where he says stuff
franklin:
yeah yeah
howard:
it's okay as an artist they're complicated
franklin:
there
howard:
guys
franklin:
is a very complicated situation here
howard:
yeah as now
franklin:
hm
howard:
that's
franklin:
not
howard:
not true
franklin:
that's not true we care a week
howard:
yeah
franklin:
er is
howard:
if we cared i wouldn't be talking about how we can't say all the stuff actual row says
franklin:
that's right r brain says yeah
howard:
yeah
franklin:
i uh h
howard:
it's beautiful
franklin:
m m big
howard:
man
franklin:
man
howard:
yeah
franklin:
what's
howard:
you want
franklin:
your
howard:
to know
franklin:
movie
howard:
about my movie my
franklin:
yeah
howard:
movie brother i picked up a sensitive movie i picked a beautiful
franklin:
oh
howard:
this is the kind of movie that you could get a handy too in a theater and you won't feel bad about it
franklin:
but i'd better be an empty there like like
howard:
it
franklin:
you
howard:
would
franklin:
know
howard:
be
franklin:
what
howard:
an empty as hell this movie would definitely be an empty theater
franklin:
better
howard:
because
franklin:
like you know like i would just tell my my partner like okay if you're going to jerk me off in this movie we'll get front row so i don't come on anybody
howard:
oh yeah because you never know what sometimes it's just a little slow but sometimes it's it's like a fucking like you know buck you know
franklin:
it's like doing the log jump man is doing the fox berry flop i don't know i don't know how it's getting that leaf man it's it's getting there like fucking aron gordon
howard:
o falspher
franklin:
yeah
howard:
you're right man you
franklin:
yeah
howard:
know i saw on a millionaire mind said instagram page the other day about these two guys doing high jump and they both were tying and they said he let's just split the gold medal
franklin:
oh that's
howard:
that's
franklin:
cute
howard:
beautiful one of them was italian he was really animated so i picked i picked a movie
franklin:
m
howard:
it's called
franklin:
ah
howard:
it's called blueberry day dreams
franklin:
so it's like strawberry fields blueberry day dreams
howard:
i
franklin:
oh
howard:
guess it might be like that it's a little a beautiful movie is set and it's set on the summer
franklin:
yeah
howard:
coast you know when it's summer but it's also coast
franklin:
m
howard:
there's a
franklin:
m
howard:
beach but there's like
franklin:
yeah
howard:
you know plants and
franklin:
like
howard:
stuff
franklin:
a cape
howard:
to
franklin:
cod type thing right
howard:
yeah yeah it's like a total cape cod kind of thing where they got blueberries
franklin:
m
howard:
um and boy this maybe is beautiful it's got um um
franklin:
oh
howard:
it's jode fosters
franklin:
yeah
howard:
in it she plays an old matriarch
franklin:
m hm
howard:
and she has a she runs a school but it's summer so
franklin:
m
howard:
this school is in session so
franklin:
oh
howard:
it times are hard for her so she is like what
franklin:
oh
howard:
am i going to do how am i going to keep my school in session when you know all these all my students are away you know
franklin:
hm
howard:
oh it isn't life getting more expensive because of capitalism franklin
franklin:
oh
howard:
no
franklin:
dude capitalism
howard:
yeah
franklin:
boo
howard:
so so she's like well but i'm an old school marm it's summer how am i going to make my money
franklin:
hm
howard:
and then she says i know what i i do i'm going to have open up my schoolhouse for a little
franklin:
m
howard:
hotel slash bed and breakfast kind of thing and normally you know i have children here and i'm a very good school marm
franklin:
h
howard:
but i'm sure i'll be just
franklin:
m
howard:
as good a person who runs a bed and breakfast
franklin:
yeah
howard:
and she gets the most ridiculous patrons that summer
franklin:
oh
howard:
and
franklin:
who's
howard:
and
franklin:
staying
howard:
then
franklin:
at the b n b
howard:
so well yeah that's what she says
franklin:
m
howard:
she's got peter collin
franklin:
m
howard:
the guy voices optimist
franklin:
oh
howard:
prime he's her grounds keeper and
franklin:
oh
howard:
so he always he says stuff like that was like the order is mine
franklin:
he's like okay just unclog the toilets buddy i mean
howard:
yeah
franklin:
through the fucking you know gardening bow
howard:
yeah he was like okay
franklin:
m
howard:
cut the private job job job
franklin:
oh
howard:
so there's a here's like group of party girls who show up
franklin:
yeah
howard:
they're young but you know they're
franklin:
ah
howard:
not really her style but
franklin:
what do you go like a m roberts type
howard:
there's theramaroberts there's dakota faning
franklin:
m
howard:
and
franklin:
m
howard:
zoidesnel
franklin:
they're all the same age
howard:
they're all the same age they all
franklin:
m
howard:
look beautiful
franklin:
yeah
howard:
and they are those are all three beautiful women
franklin:
those
howard:
man
franklin:
are all yea those are the three
howard:
m
franklin:
actresses actors actors
howard:
hm
franklin:
does it reach
howard:
actors yeah no
franklin:
so you
howard:
i
franklin:
got
howard:
don't
franklin:
joe
howard:
i
franklin:
foster
howard:
don't
franklin:
zoie
howard:
well joe joe foster yeah but so those are like the three they're like kind of like the comic relief right because they're
franklin:
right
howard:
kind of like bad girls
franklin:
they're
howard:
when
franklin:
like
howard:
there
franklin:
on facebook
howard:
there yeah
franklin:
and four square on their phone
howard:
yeah they're always like taking selfs
franklin:
funny
howard:
yeah the like joy foster like it's like okay come down and i'm serving breakfast and there like oh do you have anything without glutinting it
franklin:
what
howard:
yeah stuff like that is really
franklin:
yeah
howard:
good and then there's a couple like a young couple that's in love but
franklin:
that's
howard:
yeah
franklin:
nice
howard:
i mean so she hears she's like oh it's a couple that's coming well that's that's fine but then and she's not close mind she's not biggit or anything but she's just surprised when it turns out to be a gay couple
franklin:
she's yeah she's all school
howard:
yeah just was like oh i because because their names are like like zac and jamie and she was like
franklin:
right
howard:
oh jamie that must be a girl but it's
franklin:
right
howard:
like guy jamie
franklin:
jamie
howard:
yeah
franklin:
l curtis
howard:
yeah but it's jamie fox it's a zachary quinto and jamie fox are the gay couple
franklin:
no that is okay
howard:
yeah they play it's one of those tins where like the people play characters that are named themselves
franklin:
that's always funny
howard:
yeah and then but then an older man comes and stays and would you believe it her him and judie foster have a little bit of a will they are one they
franklin:
oh yeah so who's who's the romantic lead here
howard:
that that's goin to be clint howard
franklin:
in our
howard:
yeah
franklin:
just like
howard:
oh
franklin:
oh man that's good
howard:
i mean he's like you know the thing is he's like kind he's kind of like nerdhe'slike oh i'm just here to do some bird watching and
franklin:
ah
howard:
and she's like oh you're kind of aner but then like the more she's a t sure though so she is like kind of like nerve stuff a little bit right
franklin:
yeah
howard:
and the more she talks to him the more she realized it was like this guy is like pretty cool actually like you know like there's there's a part where peter cole optimus prime he quits he gets mad he's like i am and
franklin:
wow
howard:
he walks away and then she is like oh no my watering system broke and clen howard's like i can fix that for you actually i'm a you know a bit of a hydrologist myself and he sets it back up for her
franklin:
so he went he went to go bird to watch and he found himself a fit bird he might have felt himself a swallow
howard:
yeah that's funny that you say that because that's really
franklin:
hm
howard:
yeah
franklin:
yeah
howard:
he said came here looking for a dove but i guess f looking for love
franklin:
well that's that is that that's like a poster tag line huh
howard:
yeah yeah the poster is like the house in the background
franklin:
m
howard:
and then and then it's like a picture of
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m
howard:
like just her head and she's like smiling looking down and then it's like
franklin:
oh
howard:
clint howard and he's running through the bushes with his arms
franklin:
yeah
howard:
outstretched
franklin:
yeah like a manchester by the sea romance
howard:
yeah beautiful beautiful
franklin:
oh man
howard:
movie and then there's conflict though of course
franklin:
of course yeah i mean of any kind of love story
howard:
yeah
franklin:
m
howard:
because you know it's there always the one to day and it's clint howard he's it's his last summer
franklin:
yeah
howard:
or he can have fun before he has to go to prison for tax evasion
franklin:
no no
howard:
yeah they
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him
howard:
say
franklin:
and tod
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report
franklin:
christly man like
howard:
eahyah'yeah
franklin:
fucking you know a victim less crime by those two and i don't get it
howard:
yeah it's the tax people don't tell you to pay and then it's none of your business whether you do or not
franklin:
fucking you know vince had it right making is like a big ass heel dude
howard:
yeah dude the iris is a big heal man there nerves
franklin:
fuck man
howard:
yeah
franklin:
is himself rotundo is just the sweatiest guy
howard:
yeah he was obviously a
franklin:
m
howard:
jerk dude like
franklin:
h
howard:
that that guy wasn't cool at all and you know you know who directed this hole movie
franklin:
jus clyne howard jode foster zoidashnell roberts
howard:
ah
franklin:
and the coda fanning film
howard:
yeah i was directed by david fincher
franklin:
what did he what study is he
howard:
i think he did seven right and
franklin:
hell
howard:
fight fight club maybe
franklin:
david finch man he just he may have done seven but he's gonna this one will get eight stars
howard:
yea those movies a ten
franklin:
well that's the joke that's
howard:
yeah
franklin:
the real joke the goddamn
howard:
yeah
franklin:
it i funked it up sorry
howard:
no it's okay man but so these were some dope movies
franklin:
yeah
howard:
and i can't wait to watch you know
franklin:
don't worry
howard:
let
franklin:
darling
howard:
them don't worry daddy and blueberry day dreams
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blueberry
howard:
yeah
franklin:
day dreams the movies so sweet you know
howard:
yeah it's it's
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m
howard:
sweet as candy it's sour is a bad dream
franklin:
this
howard:
oh
franklin:
you know a healthy romantic film i have to ask no i think
howard:
oh
franklin:
you know he is there love making in this movie
howard:
yeah there i mean everybody the final scene you got it you got a roberts you got to quote a fan you got zoidechanil you got jamie fox you got zachary quinn so
franklin:
yeah
howard:
you got clint howard you got jode foster
franklin:
yeah
howard:
you got peter coll and they're all just fucking sucking big writhing mass if humans they don't know where one begins where the there ends
franklin:
just the flesh and sweat and hair and
howard:
ah
franklin:
its skin it
howard:
you ever you ever see
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h
howard:
in those nature shows when they show like when the snakes all
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m
howard:
all like hibernate together big cave
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m
howard:
s like that s just disgusting
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ah
howard:
oh
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you know there's
howard:
yeah
franklin:
a i don't know that
howard:
no
franklin:
you know i have a friend who told me about this move but i don't know if it's real
howard:
h
franklin:
who's
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m
franklin:
the guy that played green goblin
howard:
oh william defoe
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yeah there's a movie where
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yeah
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he's
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he's
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in
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made
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it
howard:
some weird ship
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he's in an orgy and uh
howard:
m
franklin:
you know they're filming it and you know it's just you know this crazy orgy and then one guy realizes a william the foe had his like finger up his butt at some point during the orgy guy's like
howard:
hm
franklin:
how could you fucking do that
howard:
yeah
franklin:
he's like it's an orgy
howard:
oh
franklin:
man relax again it sounds made up i'm sorry like i think this guy was lying to me and more i think about it
howard:
it looks like
franklin:
yeah
howard:
i
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yeah
howard:
googled wilmdopoorg is that movie played
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yes
howard:
bob crane
franklin:
yeah
howard:
from hogan's heroes
franklin:
yeah
howard:
and apparently there was a big orgy scene with great kine
franklin:
so he shot the figure of gretkaneer's buttons at
howard:
yeah god that the hell of a movie
franklin:
jesus christ
howard:
oh yeah in fact it says things get worse after bob meets john carpenter
franklin:
yeah
howard:
probably not you know
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the
howard:
the
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director
howard:
the director but he was a john carpenter with an
franklin:
yeah
howard:
hogan's heroes
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oh
howard:
it says dot dot dot but john says no big deal since it was an orgy
franklin:
that's a nice year
howard:
yea
franklin:
uh
howard:
this is from screening movie this is one of those movie reviews where it's like reviewed for christian parents to say whether or not their kids can see it
franklin:
wow
howard:
so they
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what's
howard:
say
franklin:
it
howard:
every single thing happens it's always
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i was the verdict
howard:
let's say
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it's like
howard:
so what
franklin:
common
howard:
are they
franklin:
there's like a common sense dot or kind of site or like thee like
howard:
yeah yeah our word to parents the foe is a brief summary that's not brief all it goes on for so long they say
franklin:
so can my kids watch it
howard:
wait
franklin:
or not
howard:
here's
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oh
howard:
a sentence in the middle o the review that includes various sexual
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m
howard:
encounters that show movement
franklin:
movement okay that's
howard:
nudity bare breast butts and occasional female full front and include related sounds as well as other fooling around and implied or partially
franklin:
yeah
howard:
seen oral sex
franklin:
oh boy
howard:
two men become obsessed with video taping nude women as well as there sexual encounters with them that include scenes of three and four way
franklin:
yeah
howard:
sex
franklin:
for way let me tell you four way sex
howard:
i
franklin:
sounds like an impossibility
howard:
yeah there's what
franklin:
that's like okay like
howard:
what
franklin:
what
howard:
am
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are
howard:
i supposed to do
franklin:
what are we doing here like like like like i'm good just jerking off at this point like i don't know i don't
howard:
yeah
franklin:
want to offend anybody i don't want to do you know like like it's like what's good here
howard:
then they say there's a section for alcohol or drug us they say various people have drinks at a party including richard dawson who has wine and then there's a section for disrespectful slow bad attitude
franklin:
hm
howard:
and it says john insist above that he's not product made by dr brain
franklin:
no no i don't i like sun so kind my kids watch this movie man give it to me straight dock
howard:
as a hair
franklin:
so
howard:
let me cut to the end
franklin:
you can't
howard:
this is really long the section for
franklin:
yeah
howard:
sex slash nudity is really
franklin:
right
howard:
long and i mean they go they say everything that
franklin:
they
howard:
happens
franklin:
really this sounds very like secretive fetish
howard:
yeah
franklin:
ists of like you know under the guys of like
howard:
you know what this review doesn't straight up say you can't watch it
franklin:
oh
howard:
they just tell you they say will kids want to see it those who are fans of someone
franklin:
m
howard:
in the cast or the real
franklin:
m
howard:
life bob
franklin:
yeah
howard:
crane might be interested and
franklin:
yes
howard:
but it doesn't seem likely
franklin:
uh
howard:
that other kids will be
franklin:
ah
howard:
so if your kid is wild about the lead of hogan's heros
franklin:
let them watch yeah
howard:
or a big great kiddiyor had he's fairly into it
franklin:
you know all these teams lately man they just love gregcaneer
howard:
yeah i got teens every day they're
franklin:
ye
howard:
saying he is there are there any movies where red wilson as his bit part yeah
franklin:
this is ridiculous mad
howard:
alcohol
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m
howard:
drug is heavy but then they only say moderate for inappropriate music
franklin:
so the music is more offensive than the orgy
howard:
well no the music is it's a minor issue but the
franklin:
yeah
howard:
sex nudity they say is extreme as is the disrespectful slash bad attitude
franklin:
the
howard:
this is a cool website its screen it dot com
franklin:
screen at that
howard:
oh
franklin:
they'll give them a free plug funk them there and plugging us
howard:
wait let's see what they say about dr strange and the multi verse of madness
franklin:
okay hold on there do we want to talk about vince man at all or no
howard:
oh yeah so i
franklin:
i don't
howard:
give
franklin:
know
howard:
simvincic man a big a plus
franklin:
yeah
howard:
oh
franklin:
yeah
howard:
yeah he's
franklin:
m
howard:
his adult content is without a doubt the best i've ever seen
franklin:
yeah
howard:
he so vince has won himself back i think probably everybody was listening
franklin:
ah
howard:
by now has heard this he's even like main stream news at this point
franklin:
yeah
howard:
right
franklin:
yeah back
howard:
he don't i don't really understand what happened just kind of like was like
franklin:
m
howard:
no i unquit
franklin:
he owned a lot of the company so
howard:
yeah
franklin:
i think he realized like wait a second you guys can't do ship without me i'm
howard:
yeah
franklin:
coming back and then his daughter
howard:
oh
franklin:
quits
howard:
shit okay friend are you ready
franklin:
what's up
howard:
i know what happened here i
franklin:
okay
howard:
got the scoop
franklin:
laid on you got it from who
howard:
from cassidy pains of body slim diet net
franklin:
you didn't get it from alvarez
howard:
no well but i mean albert rebably cosine it
franklin:
alvarez
howard:
so
franklin:
you've been talking to alvarez
howard:
yeah alvar said some the biggest coming down the pike and i guess he's right so
franklin:
as
howard:
check it
franklin:
told you that
howard:
yeah w w w w
franklin:
oh
howard:
but brother i want to wait to get your actual untwwhas been sold to
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ah
howard:
a country they keep
franklin:
oh
howard:
a beast in the cage
franklin:
what
howard:
w w w w is
franklin:
yeah
howard:
now sody arabian
franklin:
no
howard:
property
franklin:
you're telling me this lie this is this is a shoot you're
howard:
there's
franklin:
not funking
howard:
that shoot
franklin:
me
howard:
my man
franklin:
yeah
howard:
yeah
franklin:
no
howard:
it
franklin:
ship
howard:
looks like looks like that's the ship
franklin:
that's
howard:
looks
franklin:
like
howard:
like like sammy zane's got to find a new plan to work
franklin:
okay
howard:
oh
franklin:
okay
howard:
yeah yeah how about that
franklin:
that's big man
howard:
those guys are jerks man but you can hold hands with them so that's cool
franklin:
you can all in ord with them
howard:
yeah hold
franklin:
oh
howard:
or if you can hold their hands
franklin:
m
howard:
you can put
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m
howard:
a
franklin:
oh
howard:
car in top floor of a skyscraper
franklin:
you can't what's what's a okay i'm reading this straight from shan ross
howard:
oh that
franklin:
saps
howard:
cock
franklin:
he said
howard:
that that stupid ass hill billy
franklin:
now can i can i read to hat he's saying
howard:
yeah
franklin:
here
howard:
yeah yeah think it's pretty awesome sauce
franklin:
he says holy amaze balls w w going off in a new direction of a new partnership to continue
howard:
okay
franklin:
to advance the progression and overall you know the overall progress of saudi arabia what they're doing is excellent
howard:
yeah
franklin:
and this is just you know this is epic with a side of amaze balls
howard:
yeah i mean i think we can all agree about that brother that's his epic with us site of amaze balls
franklin:
he that man
howard:
it
franklin:
you know
howard:
should we
franklin:
i don't mind the dick
howard:
should
franklin:
writing on shenrossap get your money but don't pretend like you're impartial get your money i'm for real get your money i am not i'm not a lefty luny cock who's like bro you're going to be get your money kid but
howard:
yeah
franklin:
don't but don't be a fucking weird though about it
howard:
yeah i was always wear that fens man wasn't going to get his money
franklin:
yeah
howard:
let me let me see however what our man on the street doxy has to say about
franklin:
okay
howard:
this
franklin:
what's dogs you got to say i'm waiting for this this is
howard:
now
franklin:
live
howard:
this
franklin:
bro we're getting
howard:
yeah
franklin:
like you're
howard:
this
franklin:
giving me the news
howard:
this is like nine eleven for
franklin:
dude
howard:
wrestling fans
franklin:
legit i was just thinking this is like nine eleven like this is like the beni nine
howard:
yeah
franklin:
eleven ship
howard:
yeah no it is let's see
franklin:
oh
howard:
i don't know do is just like fighting with some guys
franklin:
that's our guy that's our guy bro do you know what
howard:
m what
franklin:
i haven't given a shout to this guy lately shout out the sleeves
howard:
yeah for sure dude
franklin:
shout always a shot out the sleeves you know
howard:
yeah what up sleeves
franklin:
sleeves
howard:
i want to give
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o
howard:
it i want
franklin:
eric
howard:
to give
franklin:
per
howard:
a shout
franklin:
sullivan
howard:
out to the oh yeah prsolivani want to give a shout out to the stink sheet dudes to her pretty legit
franklin:
nice
howard:
man
franklin:
nice yeah dudes
howard:
hey we've got a couple o questions in the disk where you want to get them real
franklin:
oh
howard:
quick or just like one or two
franklin:
i mean hold on words i don't i can't reach my phone but yeah we can do
howard:
it's
franklin:
this
howard:
okay we'll just do a couple
franklin:
we'll do a couple then i trust you
howard:
so shames one we already talked about a while ago it was what would we include to represent human culture on a sunlight shot in the space we talked about that i
franklin:
we
howard:
think
franklin:
talked
howard:
right
franklin:
about that at length like
howard:
yeah it was like all sort o dope stuff like a nisan skyline
franklin:
the
howard:
which
franklin:
stuff
howard:
you can invest in
franklin:
hm of dvds
howard:
let's
franklin:
and ship
howard:
yeah
franklin:
like i mean like honestly you might have to send i mean not to be grotesque
howard:
yes
franklin:
but
howard:
yeah
franklin:
you might need to and like a couple of hours
howard:
yeah
franklin:
of like porno
howard:
yeah for sure i mean that's tells pretty much everything you need to
franklin:
like
howard:
know about what's
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put
howard:
happening
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put
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down
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like
howard:
here
franklin:
a gig of porno on there and
howard:
yeah
franklin:
i mean it's not like because i think porno is great or anything like mean i'm indifferent
howard:
it is what it is
franklin:
like an alien seeing that ship is going to be
howard:
they'll understand okay
franklin:
yeah
howard:
i know an alien that sespornai's going to come to earth that's going know immediately what it needs to do
franklin:
yeah
howard:
to make a human happy
franklin:
like
howard:
it's gonna it's gonna start sucking you a little bit it's goin to say all right let me get on your dick let me rit
franklin:
no
howard:
you a few different
franklin:
stop
howard:
ways let me let me finish you
franklin:
stop
howard:
off of my mouth
franklin:
grotesque my god
howard:
oh
franklin:
i was going to say red skull can use some porno and former
howard:
h a man if an alien could go fuck red skull that would be a big favorite of me m
franklin:
m
howard:
mason reloaded wanted this to be an immediate follow to that last topic
franklin:
yes
howard:
so if you can green light and oscar batebiopic about the life of one russell who would it be can't be been wall or on heart so oscar bate means it has to be like really kind of tragic right
franklin:
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah for sure
howard:
i mean
franklin:
yeah
howard:
well the von ericshas already got a movie coming
franklin:
van's
howard:
out so you can't
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got a
howard:
do
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movie
howard:
that
franklin:
yeah yeah
howard:
um i'd probably do like
franklin:
yeah
howard:
i do like a guy who you now you always hear about the guy who made it to the top and then they die
franklin:
m
howard:
but you never hear about a guy who like me it squarely to them middle and then
franklin:
i know
howard:
dies
franklin:
who
howard:
crash holly
franklin:
no not crash crash for sure i mean crash i mean oscar bat like that will get a lot of good independent attention
howard:
yes
franklin:
and it will be like
howard:
yeah
franklin:
a like a john lakewazamo spun type
howard:
yeah
franklin:
type thing like oh this is a nice little like movie that's kind
howard:
yeah
franklin:
of off the wall but
howard:
yeah
franklin:
nigel mc ginnis you know
howard:
yeah because of the brain damage
franklin:
brain damage
howard:
oh
franklin:
you know the hepotitus thing right
howard:
yeah
franklin:
before going to w w he sucks his arm up and
howard:
yeah
franklin:
tan is like well we'll take him and like
howard:
yeah and you had some fucking bangers
franklin:
he had some bankers
howard:
at
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he did some crazy ship and like a
howard:
and
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like
howard:
he ended his life
franklin:
well like he ended
howard:
he's
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up
howard:
alive but he is not yeah
franklin:
i mean i don't say he has a bad thing goin he worked that subway
howard:
no
franklin:
for a little bit
howard:
yeah
franklin:
like
howard:
no i mean why he commentates for an x or something right
franklin:
he got released by w a few months back or maybe a year ago but
howard:
well
franklin:
like
howard:
but he made some money
franklin:
he made some money i mean w
howard:
it
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w
howard:
could have been
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commentator
howard:
it could
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money
howard:
have been a lot worse for him
franklin:
yeah that's true like maybe if he had never gone to ww to commentate
howard:
yeah
franklin:
like just
howard:
but
franklin:
was a normal
howard:
i
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guy
howard:
mean god bless him though he was a guy who was like wrestlings best if
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yes
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you hit really hard
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yeah like that guy was just like let me hit people as hard as possible and eventually i have to get signed or
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yeah
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fuck up my shoulder trying
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yeah
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any
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dude that guy i might sucking lot some nigel mcgennis matches after
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yeah
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we're done with this podcast
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yeah
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like i was funking sick and he didn't care at all about his life um oh yeah so m hack this was a question that was kind of related to m j f promoit's pretty vulgar isn't
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a question for you after all this well
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oh yeah now please go ahead
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no i mean it's
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i don't i don't want to answer m hacks vulgar question
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okay well i want to answer it but
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oh
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that you talked about joe foster and
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yeah
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yeah
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like
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beautiful
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you watch klenhower like eat somebody's
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yeah
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pussy like
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dude or friends sweet nancy has as a belief that i have to agree with which is i deserve to see it every person in the world naked
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i agree one hundred percent with that sentiment
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you like like not because i'm a horny for or anything i just need to know you know
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yeah
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what's what's going on
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i mean i don't care if it's seth rollins i don't care
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yeah i
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yeah
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that's yeah what is going to say i don't get it kid upton
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no you know what i don't care if it's kate up to i don't care if it's a ma roberts
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yeah
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you know i don't care
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like
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nineteen ninety five
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yeah
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dude
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dude
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yeah i will i mean it's just i think it's fair to
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dude
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me
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i don't care like if it's isle of fisher
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to
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i don't care
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i don't care if it's eliza duke
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dude i don't care if it's terror
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i will say a mall dude
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dude
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sure
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jennifer love hewett
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i don't care
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yeah i
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do it doesn't matter
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dude in equal opportunity brother
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you know i'll see them naked like
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yeah
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you know i'm just built different that way man
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what can say posh spice
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ginger spice baby spice
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scary spice sporty spice doesn't matter
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genuinely i'll
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see them naked
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i will but what can i say
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yeah
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i'm a giving guy
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you are giving god dude so am i man i don't i don't care
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okay so impact as with man those really changes the tone
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yeah it is a vulgar question but it needs to
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yeah
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be it needs to be
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yeah
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said i think
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so when you were there so this is what this was m j f and daniel
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yeah
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briant were being mean to each
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ye
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other i thought pretty unnecessarily just wrestle get it out with
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hm
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so would you rather have a mom that fucked eight thousand people or a mom that fucked one goat
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now you can't
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yeah
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get past a fucking farm animal like eight thousand people is fine because like you could you could do
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yeah
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like you know like the left lone like sex
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yeah
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works
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i mean because like
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eight thousand people were like you know jennifer laurance jenifer love hewett
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yeah constantina from rocco
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from rock of love you know
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heather im
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the brandy and brandy c you know dude you know i don't care man like i would
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yeah
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see them all naked like it i don't care
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here is like i feel like we really both you and i overcame a
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big like personal
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there
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obstacle where we said that we would see
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yeah
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like sam from rock of love naked
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dude i don't care if you're megan fox
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i help
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i'll look at you
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yeah
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for a like
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yeah
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absolutely i don't care if you're the australian scientists from transformers
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say
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her name yeah
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pretty i don't care you know you know can be carmon electra to fuck in you know whoever man it isn't doesn't bother me
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yeah yeah i mean better than your your pamela anderson
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no
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or yeah it's fine to like i mean i'm not i'm not judgmental like that
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no
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a lot of people you know they'd say like oh
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oh
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you know i don't want to see killy rolling from jested child naked i'm not that kind of guy
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no no no
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yeah
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i would
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see kelly roland naked i
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yeah
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yeah
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the lady who plays the principal on habit elementary i'd see her naked absolutely you know i
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yeah
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just
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look
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i'm built different what can i say
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yeah
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oh
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you know i was looking up hot babes to day
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yeah
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and
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yeah
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for the first or they came up was bohm's world
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oh
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it says he pumps
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he pumps were all has a hot babes
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babes
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okay who
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in
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do they
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got
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american picqinis to make you feel patriotic as on bob's bobs dot com still exist bomb's world
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that's pretty cool i just i google hot babes and the first result i got was the chive dot com
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yeah
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yeah man you know there are some web pages for guys out
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yeah
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there
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beer babes and
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oh
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burgers for all all right brother
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bob's world is section is listed on the f t w section
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now that's cool man look i mean if you're going to the chiveyou're looking at pictures of babes and bacon i mean how epic is that
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that's pretty that's like san ross man it's like epic
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right
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of facade of awesome sauce
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yeah but can you say winning
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hold on a second i could feel it down
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yeah
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in my amaze balls m
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i was like ready distracted by the remember the ingsobeand
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oh
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i might start keeping the internet does go oh you know i'm going to follow on the uncle uncle account on instagram hot
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no
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babe's photo
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that uncle to uncle account i could not open that ship in a public setting
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ye
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to save my life and i know what you're
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thinking but it's the truth
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well you got to look at hot babe's
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oh
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photos though brother
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well look like i already said dude you know i simply don't care who you are if you're
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i
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famous
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mean
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i'm looking at you
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yeah
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naked every
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yeah whether or not your nicole babes or
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oh
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just follow nicol babes
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i don't
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on all
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care
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of them
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if i'm making the tally and i don't care
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yeah you're megan mola
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yeah
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oh
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oh you know a bomb world is wild dude i'm on bombs world they have
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yeah
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they have a photo shop contest to
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yeah
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edit the will smith slapping a chris rock photo
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oh that's funny dude
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ave a contest fotis
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does
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contest
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does e bombs
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yeah
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have podcasts i bet we could
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oh
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get on there like
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no
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god
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we just
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we put
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our pot
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like i was in of our show on bob's world
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dude i know the only reason you can't see my face right now because we're in the pitch black
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yeah
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but my face went so crazy right then when you said that
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yeah
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yeah we got to get on the bombs podcast
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oh
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network dude
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dude that's
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we got
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funny
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to get on the bones we go get on the child podcast
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yeah i don't care if it's evil or at all i don't care if it's ship i don't care if it's this stuff magazine
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i don't care if it's
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website
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fuck dot com
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fuck i was just thinking to day like an what kind of fucking person listening like watches corn blopers
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m
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bro like you need help like that's like like that's like this it's like sicker than any like supposed like like that's the people who are like sick os man
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what what is import like they come to early or whatever they like
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i
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mean they
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chuck
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come to earlier or they don't get hard or like you know like
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or like like
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somebody
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he's like
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like
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jam jammin really hard
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gags
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and goes into
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yeah
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like
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it's
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her
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grotesque
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thigh or something
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it's not like none of it's funny like a song
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that that's something a lady never has to worry about with me
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on that note oh
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ah
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m
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well we can get the rest of the questions later i suppose
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m
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because we're back brother
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we're
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man
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back we're back
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yeah i mean i think we're better than ever honestly
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yeah
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i think
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man
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this
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like
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was
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eric
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like
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bishoff's a original theme
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oh man controversy creates cash
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know what my favorite line is from that song
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what's that
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you know you heard you've probably heard it right like his
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okay
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like his old entrance music
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like i'm back
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m
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and better
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oh
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than a the lions a face facts cause your opinion don't matter
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that's cool
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this is a cool i w w song
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yeah
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now
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i mean that's like liberals hate that kind of stuff
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all right yes and they do
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yeah it's beautiful
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well any any parting words
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yeah i mean first of all you can check us out at patron dot com so uncle sing up getting on that disk core there's all
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m
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sorts of funny stuff happening in there
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m
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if
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oh
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you want to see yasmin bleat naked
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you know if you want
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to see and who
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donadiereco
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else would don a dericoboterick
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oh derrick
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i mean there's so many out there beverly de angelo
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yeah
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just let us let us know we'd love to hear you want to see me again
franklin:
yeah that's who do you want to see you
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oh
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know who do you want to see naked
howard:
i'm trying to tweet a little bit more again i'd realized if i just tweet without buying anything i think it costs some money so uncle to uncle pod i'm pretty much is going to be egging on doxy or the shoot guys to be bad so
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nice
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yeah
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m
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i want them to get in trouble i
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being a stinker aren't you
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yes sir but a fun one
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ah those those are also
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oh
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some good follows right there follow us on patron you subscribe we're going to get some we're going to get back on it we're back at the hall you know
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yeah
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we got a holiday break now we're
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the
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back
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holidays yeah is twenty twenty three we're
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wild
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on tik tok and uncle to uncle
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i want
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were
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to get it on my
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on
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phone so i could put stuff on there i guess
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yeah i guess i should i was thinking about doing some impersonations put them on there
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oh
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then working i've been working on my jordan b peterson
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oh yeah lay it on me
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up yours
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yeah yeah
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woke moralist we'll see who counsels
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oh
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who
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it's legitimately really good
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it seems
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yeah
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to me these women don't understan
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yeah
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little men want to have a dirty room oh
franklin:
turn peters and you would be upset by that
howard:
you know there's women i don't even want them in my room i don't want
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yeah
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them to see what i'm doing and here
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uh h oh
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it's private
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