The Viktor Wilt Show

This episode is what happens when a man returns from Yellowstone spiritually cleansed by nature but immediately gets body-slammed back into society by gas station rage, laundry-induced despair, and the psychological warfare of a movie called Backrooms. Viktor opens the show like a man who has seen things—bison, tourists, and worst of all, locals with bad attitudes—and spirals into a rant about gas can etiquette that feels like it could legally qualify as a court testimony. He then pivots into existential exhaustion, declaring war on his own laundry pile (which has apparently achieved sentience and is now winning), before launching a promotional segment about a beach giveaway in a landlocked state like a motivational speaker who has fully accepted chaos as a lifestyle. Things truly fracture when the Backrooms debate erupts—phones explode, Becca calls in like a vengeance demon screaming “GARBAGE,” while Viktor defends the movie like a tired philosophy major who doesn’t fully understand it but refuses to lose the argument. This devolves into a horror movie tribunal, complete with Jeepers Creepers, Devil’s Rejects, and the emotional equivalent of a knife fight in a Blockbuster parking lot. Meanwhile, Viktor randomly becomes a life coach, preaching sobriety, fighting cravings, and dunking on both politicians and Facebook comment sections in the same breath like a man who just discovered clarity and immediately chose violence. The show then mutates into a fever dream: mullet slander, Denmark competitions, dynamite in freezers, smartphones killing romance, Gen Z “solo-maxing,” and a conspiracy-level hatred of four-way stops in Yellowstone. By the end, Viktor is analyzing the teeth of the Bee Gees like it’s a forensic investigation, questioning reality itself while disco music echoes in the void. The episode doesn’t end—it simply collapses under the weight of its own madness. 

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Speaker 1: The Viktor Wilt Program. Sup people, how's it going? It's the Viktor Wilt Program. Good morning and good day. Happy Tuesday. I was out yesterday, which was nice. Crazy enough. Still didn't feel like enough weekend, even though I got a three-dayer. But that's, I guess, probably how it always goes. You getting extra day?

You just want more? Well, at least the week will be a little bit shorter. Don't know what's going on this weekend. Sounded like everybody had a good time at the Classy 97 Second Chance Prom from what I saw online.

Thank you again to my bosses for letting me have my birthday off so I could get out and enjoy it. Went to Yellowstone over the weekend. Staten Island Park, which was nice, very mellow. Got into Yellowstone Saturday. Freakin' Zoo, which you could probably expect on a weekend in the summer. Picked up the annual park pass so we can go ahead and hopefully go back as well as visit some other national parks in the next year. Definitely the way to go. That annual pass, if you're looking for a good deal, basically to visit Yellowstone a couple times in a year, it's paid for itself.

So since we went in Sunday as well, I think we got our money's worth. Didn't see tons of wildlife. Tons of bison. I saw a couple elk. We did see a bear just walking down the side of the road, just chilling, doing his thing.

Didn't give a crap about the cars. Black bear. Pretty big. Just walking along.

Sniffing it's stuff. And of course, you know, saw a few idiots. It happens in Yellowstone. I didn't see anybody do anything dumb, like get too close to animals or like walk off the boardwalks at a thermal area. But I did deal with just idiot drivers, most of which were from out of state. But I dealt with some idiot locals too.

This one guy, he drove me insane at the gas station. Now West Yellowstone is a tourist town. So on our way into Yellowstone Park, you know, he's swinging the West Yellowstone because well, you're going to have to to get to the gate. But stop the gas and the gas stations of mass. You know, there's just everybody trying to get in and get gas. So I'm waiting patiently in line. And if you've been through Island Park, you'll know that most of the gas stations there, not Island Park, sorry, West Yellowstone, there's not a lot of space.

You know, so it was very anxiety inducing, very a cramped. And this guy in front of me, he's just filling up gas cans. All right. It doesn't take very long to fill up a gas can. I have one. I have a lawn mower.

I have a snowblower. You have to put gas in it. So I know how long it take this guy took forever to fill up these three gas cans. And then, you know, the spot in front of him opens up. He finally gets all done with his gas cans, slowly closes them, slowly closes the bed of his truck.

And he could have pulled his truck up right then to make room for more people to get into the pumps. This is a local guy. No, walks into the store, farts around in there for at least another five minutes. I was so mad by the time I got out of there, I'm like, dude, have some courtesy and move your truck. You know, and then as I'm pumping my gas, finally, I hear another couple locals pull in. Well, I see another couple locals pull in and they're walking in just complaining about the tourists as they walk into the gas station. It's like, you live in a tourist town.

Okay. If you don't want to deal with tourists, move somewhere else. Shut up. I'm already grouchy because of the tourists. And now you're making a word and I'm mad at the locals. I guess I shouldn't say like mad, mad, but I was certainly annoyed. And then we got out of the gas station, like, all right, let's hit the gate. And yeah, then we sat there for a really long time. If you want to get into Yellowstone, go like, I don't know, maybe five a.m.

I'm guessing four or five a.m. Or like after 11 o'clock or noon, when we went in on Sunday around noon, it was in quick, bam, bam. Still a zoo, though. We didn't even stop at Old Faithful, like screw it. But I'll get some video and photos and stuff posted. In the meantime, I got to get myself like motivated.

I don't know. I struggled to get to sleep again. And that's annoying to me. I wanted to get plenty of rest for today because I'm sure today is going to be a zoo. It always is around here, especially on a Monday, which today is my Monday, even if it's a Tuesday. So hopefully I can get the motivation and that proper attitude going on to get through this show. It was something of people morning.

Welcome to the program. It's the Victor World Show. The sadly only Tuesday edition. It happens. You know, Tuesday happens. We'll get through it, though. Hopefully I can get home and accomplish something. I guess last night did manage to get the lizard cage clean. So that's something.

But holy crap. You know my never ending battle with the laundry, right? If you're a regular listener, I don't know why you listen to this show. Let me wine about my chores. Yeah, as I started some laundry yesterday, I just started getting frustrated. I'm like, you got to be kidding me. I swear I had caught up on some of this.

The mountain is bigger than ever before. I need like a week off to just hide at my house and do chores. I mean, I could have done that all weekend, but it's much more enjoyable to get out of town. Now, go check out Yellowstone. You should go if you've never been. It's it's really close by.

I mean, it's an easy drive hour and a half ish to the gate. And I'll go go check it out. It might be better on a weekday. A little bit busy, as I mentioned earlier.

All right. And where I completely mentally checked out from work over the weekend. I don't even remember what we got going on. Let's check it out here.

All right. We've got a new giveaway going on. I'm glad I looked at my notes here, because in about five minutes, I need to announce our Juicy Vapor flavor of the day, a song with some kind of fruit in the title. Every weekday morning at seven o'clock, I announced that song. And then any time you hear it played, all you've got to do is be caller number 10 and you're entered into a drawing to win our summer getaway package. It's the No Beach Beach Bash, powered by Juicy Vapor, giving away everything you need to get out and enjoy the beach, even though we don't really have any beaches around here. All of this would also be handy if you're going to somewhere like Yellowstone. We're talking like a cooler wagon, beach chairs, umbrella, towels, waterproof floating speaker, hydro flash cups, all kinds of stuff.

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There you go. Strawberry fields forever. The track you're going to want to listen for today right now. You know, it feels like a Monday. I think I need to wake myself up a bit with a little bit of yeah, some white chapel. Heck yeah. Well, I hope you enjoyed that song. Only way I can get.

Oh, not only way. I forgot what I was even going to say. Hi, everybody. Hello. Welcome to the show.

It's a Victor Will program. Getting it together. Didn't sleep the best last night, but in general, I'm sleeping much better than I have in quite a while. So yeah, at least don't feel like I'm crawling out of my skin today. That's great. It's nice to start the day that way. Ah, people blowing up the phones this morning.

Didn't have any time to really do any digging and look for content. So I guess we'll talk about. A little little bit of the weekend, you know, I mentioned going to Yellowstone. It was great. Well, yesterday. Beck and I decided to give back rooms a second chance.

Now, I was digging it the first time. Beck had just got kind of freaked out, had a little bit of a panic attack and we had to leave. So it was like, all right, we're going to go back. We're going to do this again. We're going to get it. We're going to get this movie done.

So we went to back rooms again yesterday. Made it through the movie. I thought it was good.

I wouldn't say it's great. Wasn't mind blowing. I mean, it was a little mind melting. You know, it was a pretty weird movie. But I thought overall, I'd call it good. I like the first half a little better than the second half. But from what I've been reading online a little bit.

I guess there is a bunch of other material you should probably know before going into the movie. I saw I'm you know how your phone listens to everything you say. I was scrolling YouTube last night when I couldn't get to sleep. And. And a bunch of videos popping up. Things you need to know about back rooms before seeing the movie. Generally, I like to walk into a movie totally blind.

I don't watch the trailers or anything like that. Apparently, it's helpful if you know some things about this world before you get into it. So did I go in knowing any of those things? No. Have I watched those videos yet?

No, but probably will eventually because I'd like to make a little bit more sense some of the stuff that happened later in the movie. Becca hated the movie. She thought it was trash as she posted on her social media page.

Or her Facebook page, I guess I should say. I think it was just on that one. So major disagreement on that one. I mean, like I said, I don't think it was.

One of the greatest horror movies ever or anything. I just thought it was good. All right, it was a little bit different. So I thought it was pretty cool. I mean, it was we saw it at the cheaper theater. Only six bucks. I guess we saw it twice technically.

So that's basically full price. But yeah, yeah, I'd say it's worth a watch. You know, you're either going to from what I've read, hate it or love it. It's kind of funny. I didn't realize there was a lot of hate for the movie. But moist critical, if you know that, YouTuber Penguin Zero, he posted a video about back rooms hate.

Another video I have not watched. But I checked out a social media all week and it was so nice. Holy crap. So in Yellowstone, like basically no service. And I think my phone needed to be rebooted at some point. It was saying SOS, which I don't know. I mean, I know what SOS generally means when it comes to a phone. No, I. Hold on. We've got a caller here, but it was so nice being without service. Hey, Bear, you were live on the show. Keep that in mind. Who's this? That movie was garbage. That movie was good.

Speaker 2: Garbage. Garbage. Now what? Terrible. What? It was so it was so bad. I can't even describe how bad it was. So everyone don't go watch it.

Speaker 1: It's terrible. Don't listen to Becca. What didn't you like about it?

Speaker 2: All of it was just bad. It wasn't even like it wasn't even like scary. It was just terrible.

Speaker 1: I mean, I wouldn't call it scary for sure.

Speaker 2: OK. Yeah, it was just like, I don't know. I would say it was just garbage. And it's like one of those movies that you just throw in the trash.

Speaker 1: I don't know about that. There's there's much worse out there. Now, what was I going to say? Do you think that movie should have been rated R?

Speaker 2: Wasn't it? Or yeah, it was. It was it was rated R. I don't think it should have been. I mean, it probably should have been PG 13.

Speaker 1: That's good. I thought I wonder. Like there was only one scene, which I don't want to give out any spoilers. You know, and she's got that rock in her hand or whatever. I mean, that was sort of gross, but I don't know. Yeah, I didn't think it for an R rated movie was was that bad.

Speaker 2: So yeah, I didn't think so. I don't think you should have been rated R, but because I think it was garbage.

Speaker 1: The Internet says it was rated R for language and some violent content, bloody images, pretty tame for an R rated movie. So yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2: Well, it uses the F word more than 30 times. Oh, rated R. Kids can't hear that.

Speaker 2: Oh, geez. My daughter listens to that for me all the time. She's eight. Oh, my gosh. And she watches Tenacious D. Come on.

Speaker 1: Well, yeah, that's how you should raise your kids with Tenacious D. In the pick of destiny. Start them, you know, right, right when they're a toddler.

Speaker 2: Exactly. Got it. Got to got to raise them right. Heck, yeah. Well, now next one that she's going to watch is Scream 7.

Speaker 1: So oh, yeah, we got to figure out where that's streaming at. I'll do some looking around today and see if I can figure that one out.

Speaker 2: All right. Well, I just want to say that that movie was garbage.

Speaker 1: Well, hopefully we do better when we go to Blackfoot and see obsession. Deal. All right. Well, let's do it soon. Bye. All right, bye. Come on, caller. K-Bear, you were live on the show. Keep that in mind. Who's this?

Speaker 3: Victor, hey, it's Darrell, man. Darrell, what's up, dude? Dude, back. She's going hard on that movie, dude. And I'm kind of I'm kind of in the same boat as you. I think it was all right.

Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I thought it was was good. You know, I I enjoyed the experience. Yeah, I still again, don't know why it was rated R. But for sure. And I do need to apparently watch like three hours of YouTube material to fully understand the story.

Speaker 3: Oh, dude, there's so much backstory. But yeah, no, I had a hop on and I had to defend it a little bit. I think I think you pulled it off just right. I'd say if you can spend six dollars to go watch it, do it. If not, wait till it's streaming then for sure. Watch it. Yeah.

Speaker 1: Yeah. You know, obviously not one of my favorite movies of all time, but it was worth a watch.

Speaker 3: So when I got a I had to put up a since I'm defending it a little bit here, I had to put up a little challenge. That's fair. If Becca hated it, but she's got it. I got to know what her favorite horror movie is now.

Speaker 1: Ah, Becca's favorite horror movie. I bet she would say Nightmare on Elm Street. I'm guessing. But I might be wrong about that. And she'd have to call back in and better make it snappy.

Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll have a good morning, boss.

Speaker 1: I appreciate you. You too, man. Good to hear from you. Peace. Yeah, I don't know. My favorite horror movie. It changes over time. I might say hereditary. And that's another movie that thinking back on it.

I'm like, I bet Becca would hate hereditary. Maybe, maybe, maybe not. I don't I don't know. Because it's another one that like peaches didn't like hereditary because he said it wasn't scary. And I don't think the point of hereditary is to be scary.

It's definitely horror. Yeah, we're without question. All right, that might be Becca. K-Bare, you're live on the show. Who's this? This is Becca. All right. What's your favorite? What's your favorite scary movie?

Speaker 2: OK, Scream. Or Ghostface. But anyways, no, I would probably say. My favorites are is like Jeepers Creepers.

Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, I should have thought of that one. Yeah.

Speaker 2: Nightmare on Elm Street House of Wax.

Speaker 1: OK, OK, that's that's old school. Yeah.

Speaker 2: Um, what else is there? There's so many. Texas Chainsaw Massacre. And The Witch. No, that one sucks.

Speaker 1: Terrible. When I was scrolling through the TV last night, it was one of the very first movies that popped up on HBO. Oh, terrible. I should have turned it on when we were in the hot tub. So it was just playing when you got back in.

Speaker 2: I would be pissed.

Speaker 4: But and then House of a Thousand Corpse, Devil's Rejects.

Speaker 1: Yeah, Devil's Rejects is top notch like brutal horror. It's good stuff.

Speaker 2: Yeah. And yeah, I love Devil's Rejects. And 31 is actually pretty good as well. Rob Zombie. That was pretty good for sure. Yeah, but those are probably some of my favorites.

Speaker 1: All right. Well, you made that listener's day. He was curious. So thank you for calling back in to get the info out there.

Speaker 2: Yeah, they're actually good ones. They're not lame like the one we just bought.

Speaker 1: I am going to make you sit through like the lighthouse. I can't wait to see what you'd think of the lighthouse.

Speaker 2: I will probably walk away. Probably. Yeah, peace out, Girl Scout. See you in a bit. I'm by you. All right.

Speaker 1: We're rolling, people. Oh, I hope this day goes by fast. Enthusiasm at an all time low. Hey, Bear, what's up? Hey, Victor, what's up?

Speaker 3: Oh, just chillin, man. What's up with you?

Speaker 4: I'm doing pretty good. Me and a friend tuned in right as you were talking about the movie and then proceeded to

Speaker 3: listen for five minutes about you naming the movie. And we got to know what movie you were talking about.

Speaker 5: Oh, the movie Becca didn't like.

Speaker 1: Yeah, back rooms.

Speaker 5: Oh, OK, back rooms. That makes sense.

Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought it was good. You know, I didn't think it was amazing, but I thought it was good. Yeah, I've heard mixed reviews. Yeah, it seems like people either, you know, it's like totally hated or they're like, it was good.

Speaker 3: Well, all right, thank you. That was that was killing us.

Speaker 1: Thank you for giving us answer. Sorry, dude, I should probably repeat myself more often. I just feel like I repeat myself too much. I hear you. All right, have a good one. Hey, you two man, peace. All right, we've got scientists versus the government. It's been going on for a while. I don't know at what point people decided I don't like science.

But it's kind of sad. You know, you're sitting here listening to me on the radio. Who do you think figured out how to make radio work?

Somebody smart, some kind of scientist or a put in head politician? Easy question to answer. Yeah.

You know, as you're sitting there scrolling social media, who do you think set that up? Mm hmm. Now this one. I mean, I'm sure it's a threat. Frustrating one.

Because trust me, I'm a person who knows how to make excuses. This study that I guess the government tried to bury was published by a team of scientists this morning in the Journal of Studies on Alcohol and Drugs. I guess up till today. Present guidelines said, all right, daily limit to alcoholic beverages for men and one for women.

But now they're like, you shouldn't even have one. All right. Maybe that one to two drinks a day guideline.

Yeah, we've done a bunch of research. That's a bad idea. Let's go ahead and put the maximum that you just shouldn't do it, which this is good to read this morning.

If you're me, I mentioned recently and I'm trying to abstain from the booze and honestly, the hardest day I had with that in the last couple of weeks was on Sunday. Just cruising back from Yellowstone, you're driving through Jackson. You know, cruise by Grand Teton Brewing in Victor. And it's like, oh, sound and pretty good. But I stayed strong, made it through the birthday weekend.

I think that was part of it, too. Like, oh, it's my birthday. You know, and I think there's only been one birthday since I turned 21, but I didn't just completely go ham.

You know, second sober birthday since becoming old enough to drink. It was good, though. It was good. It's nice waking up and not feeling like garbage and not feeling like a girl. Like it's got it's got its hooks in you. You know, only time it got real bad.

Like I said, it was Sunday. I'm like, man, it'd be fun to stop at Grand Teton. But the good thing about cravings and this goes for, you know, if you're talking about any type of craving, if you take some deep breaths and are patient enough, it might take an hour or two. But they go away.

They go away. So, you know, keep your chin up. Stay strong. I know it's tough. Trust me. You know, as a guy who enjoys a nice double IPA and when you're out of state, you always see new ones. I know how challenging it can be, but it helps out there.

Get yourself some assistance. And yeah, like I said, if I can make it through my birthday weekend, you can do it. Because, you know, like I was talking with someone about, I think it was yesterday, that there's never going to be a like a good time to do it. There's always an excuse to slam them down. Like I could look at this week and go, well, Saturday, it's the weekend. Yeah. Oh, hey, it's the weekend.

Tie it on. Or, you know, like I said, my birthday. There's always something coming up that it's like, wait till after that. I tell you, after last week at work, which was a nightmare, I'm so glad that I was a little more clear headed. I don't think I was what has survived last week at work. I might have walked out. It's not like anyone was being rude or anything.

It was just very, very hectic. So anyhow, yeah, scientists say, don't do it. Don't do it. And I'm sure we'll see lots of experts in the comments. I actually didn't find this on social media. Found it to be another place I look for wacky news. Yeah, let's wait for this was just published this morning, though. So I'm sure some local news will talk about it.

And then all of the experts will argue in the comments about why scientists are wrong and we should listen to, I guess, politicians. I don't know. Anyway, I guess I'm going to have some water. Pure excitement. Yeah. All right. I'll be back in a minute, everybody.

OK, headed to Denmark today. Do we really have to watch a video to find out about this? Gimme text. Well, it's from the AP, so it shouldn't swear.

Let's check it out. OK. Hey, this is not what I expected to see because that man does not appear to have a mullet at this annual mullet championship in Denmark. Guy looks like he's ready to hit the WWE ring in his Luchador mask. But I don't know, maybe I'm missing something here.

Speaker 6: I'm looking for, of course, something that is short in the front and long in the back. That's like the most essential. And I'm not looking like I'm a trained hairdresser. So it's not that I'm looking for only really short and really long in the back. I like the finesse. I like the twist. I like the nostalgia. I like if it looks ridiculously or maybe like ugly in a beautiful way. So it's it's a lot about the hair, but it's also a lot about the show.

Speaker 1: OK, we got a guy in a Speedo showing off his mullet, everybody. It does look like you know, an event that's probably fun to attend. But day to day, dudes, I'm sorry. The mullet's got to go, bro. Mullet is not a cool hairdo.

I'm sorry. And that's from a guy who used to rock what Jade called a skull. That was long in the back only, none on top. I didn't know it was that bad once I saw in the mirror. You know, the vortex of mirrors when I was standing between two of them, like, oh, yeah, this has got to go.

If you have a mullet, it's got to go. OK, we were in Yellowstone the other day. Some guy walked by and like, oh, look, it's Morgan Wallen. It looked like him.

It was got nothing worse than the combo, the mullet and only a mustache. It's I don't know. I don't know what it is about that look. Sorry to my listeners with mullets. Just shave your head. OK, go for the go for the cool Victor Wilt style look shaved head. Actually, I need to shave my head.

It's getting a little bit long. Alright, what else do we got going on in the world of stupid news? National email week? Don't email me, I get enough of them. Let's see here.

Alright. Alright, maybe you're not into mullets but you take bad photography. Iceland had a competition for the world's worst photographer and they won $50,000. Geez!

$50,000 for a crappy photo. Can we have these kind of competitions around here? Competitions that take no skill. The mullet competition did take skill. Those guys were dancing. I mean it was kind of weird. Molleted man in speedo dancing, people cheering. It did, you know, to do the dance and put on a show take some type of skill.

Crappy photo competition. Anybody can get involved. You know, local business. You're looking for something to do. It'll get you some national news. Crappiest photographer in the US. You'll get entries from everywhere. You just gotta give away $50,000.

Alright, let's see here. They're killing the mood. Smartphones reducing birth rate according to a new study. Now why are they saying that?

Is it, you know, the cell phone is emitting some type of frequencies that are bad for the swimmers or is it, you know, people would rather just scroll Facebook endlessly reading people's garbage posts instead of, you know, having some fun. Let's see here. They initially linked or linked the decline in birth rate back in 2008 with the recession. But then the rebound in births never came and they're like, well, what could it be? Well around the time that the recession happened in 2008, smartphones were introduced.

And then as we all know over the next few years, a handful of people picked up smartphones. So what is the reason that they're saying that this happened? Let's see here. They don't. They just are like, it's a smartphone fault.

There's got to be some kind of information in here. Okay, time spent with friends in person and, you know, getting busy fell sharply alongside consumption of naughty material. You know, maybe it's the cost of everything, everything of that. Do you have children? You know how expensive they are? I can't imagine what it would be like to have a baby right now. What does baby food cost? I haven't seen any complaints about that on social media, but I bet it ain't cheap. Nothing else is.

Oh, man. Definitely the most expensive trip to Yellowstone of all time over the weekend. Just to find a room. Holy crap. Well, ain't going to be going anywhere anytime soon.

Paying all that credit card for months. Oh, all right, everybody. I got other dumb crap we can talk about on this show.

I'll get to it here in a few. Gen Z rejecting dates and choosing solo maxing. Back to the last article here. Yet Gen Z is not dating, therefore not getting busy because of the cost of everything. They didn't mention smartphones. They're like, why aren't you going out on dates? Well, have you seen the cost of what it costs to get out and get a meal?

Yeah, maybe that's why. Got to tell you, one of the best things about going to Yellowstone over the weekend was the lack of cell phone coverage. I don't know how well everyone else in the vehicle enjoyed it, but aww. Man, having a couple days to really just check out from social media and text messages and things like that, it was awesome. I'd always know right when I got back into a service area because my phone would just start blowing up.

Now it was my birthday weekend, so the majority of it was happy birthday messages, which are great. But of course, had plenty of other darkness rolling in. Seems like just about any time I'm out of town ready to have some fun, I get some bleak news. R.I .P.

to my Aunt Becky. That sucks. Um, yeah. Always something popping up that, you know, is just bad news. Alright, I'll try to stay more positive. But then I get back, you know, I get back. I didn't do a lot of scrolling on social media yesterday because I'd thoroughly been enjoying being checked out from it, but now I'm back to work. And that's one of the places you go to find things to talk about. And it's the same as ever. It's a bunch of people fighting about politics and it's all gotten so dumb. So dumb. I try to not engage with a lot of these posts because I don't want to get more of them, but I guess it's good to be informed. One of the dumbest things I've seen this morning in political news is the endless fighting about the California mayoral election.

Okay. This is not California. Los Angeles.

LA. All right. People are screaming election fraud because a Democrat won. Um, okay.

This is Los Angeles. The end. Why would anybody be surprised by that? Why would that make you immediately scream fraud? And why is it that you never hear it? Why do you hear anyone scream election fraud when they win?

Yeah. It's always the loser who's like, ah, well, it's rigged. It's rigged. Anytime somebody wins, not a peep.

You know, everything's rigged unless your side went, oh, it's so exhausting. I can't believe that California went blue. This is an outbreak. What planet are you living on? Let's fight about something, you know, real something that matters. Something that's not surprising. Oh, and then what else did I see? Oh, people fighting about interviewers asking questions.

It's like, I'm sorry. I've, I'm in a position where I'm a public figure. Okay. Sometimes people ask me uncomfortable questions on air and I just answer them. Sometimes people get mad at me and send me an angry message. You know, you handle it. I'm sorry if you're a public figure, sit down and answer the questions. Don't throw a tantrum. Ah, they were mean to me.

I, you know, East Idaho News walks over Nate Eaton, ask me a question. He's being mean to me. He's picking on me.

Oh, give me a break. Learn to handle it, man up. You can come ask me anything. I ain't going to throw a tantrum. I'm going to leave Facebook this morning, not like, you know, delete my account, but it's not a good place to go find content today.

It's just annoying. All right. I think it was last week that I encouraged you to look through grandma's house to see what, you know, type of collectibles you might find. Might be able to make some money. Hey, grandma, you want this thing? Do a little bit of eBay research.

What are these going for? Grandma, you don't need this. Do you?

I really like it. Then you just sling it and make some cash. Well, you never know what grandma's got hiding in her house. Just read a story about a Los Angeles homeowner who was cleaning out her garage, opened up an old freezer and found 20 sticks of live dynamite.

She's like, I don't know where it came from. I guess her and her husband bought the home and the freezer was already there. You'd think if you bought a home and it had a freezer or fridge in the garage, you'd open it up at some point, right?

Let's make sure there's no old rotten food in here or a dead body or sticks of dynamite. So she says she has no idea how it got there. But investigators are like, it might have been your husband. It might have been your husband. You know, you suddenly have a strange item show up in your home.

Her husband had passed away, so no way to ask him. But they were able to set up an evacuation in the area and then remove the explosives so that nobody was killed by 20 sticks of dynamite. They said the blast could have caused significant damage to the surrounding neighborhood. I wonder what your neighbors got?

Any time a story like this pops up, it's like, huh? There's that house down the road. I never see anybody coming in and out of, but somebody lives there. What are they building in there?

It's probably bad, whatever it is. You'd think after three days off, it'd be a little bit easier to dig up some fun news to talk about. Geez. Guess I didn't miss anything by checking out for the entire weekend.

Wish I could do it for one more day. You know what? One thing that popped into my head as I was driving through Yellowstone that I'm going to make sure to point out to Lieutenant Crane, even though I don't think he can do anything about it, is as I was driving through Yellowstone, there are a number of occasions when you come across a four-way stop.

All right? Very annoying. Very annoying because you ever been there? There's a lot of traffic. There's a lot of traffic. What I think they need there are roundabouts. Jade, when's the last time you were in Yellowstone?

Speaker 7: About two or three weeks ago. You were very annoying. What do you mean I'm very annoying? No, no, no, no, no. Except I went on my can-am, so. Oh, so you could just... Yeah, I can go wherever I want.

Speaker 1: Take off, cruise through the thermal areas at high speed. Yeah, it was very busy, Yellowstone on a weekend during the summer as you'd expect, but it was fine other than, you know, the entrance gate you expect to be stuck there forever, depending on the time of day. Whenever

Speaker 7: somebody sees an animal and then everyone stops and it's like four mile-align.

Speaker 1: I know, and it's funny because, you know, around here we see Bison just all the time. We grow up around him. Go pet the fluffy cow. But man, you know, I get all excited. I'm like, okay, we got about a thousand cars. Stop, this is going to be something. Kill, oh, just another Bison. But then you remember, oh yeah, these people are from all over the planet.

Speaker 7: They've probably never seen a Bison. That's when you stop and just wait for him to go pet it. Have we had one of those incidents yet this year?

Speaker 1: I haven't seen a Bison attack. I've seen, I think, some people. Or a Moosura. Yeah, I don't think any animal attacks yet.

Speaker 7: There was a Grizzly or something, but I thought it was right outside of West.

Speaker 1: Yeah, they had a, was it an attack or was it just activity and they closed off a certain area?

Speaker 7: I think one charged the dude and the guy ended up killing the Grizzly. He was out fighting with his son.

Speaker 1: That's right, that's right. Maybe there was another attack in like Montana. Yeah, no, I did see a bear while I was there. You saw a bear butt? Bear butt? No, he was facing toward me.

Turn around, we'll see that bear butt. Just walking down the side of the road. You get up and pet it? Of course, of course I got it. I rode it. That's how I got through the traffic. It's like a furry tractor.

Speaker 7: Like Brick on Anchorman. You ever ridden a bear? It's awesome dude. Hey bear.

Speaker 1: So I am going to post that video. I figure that's a good video for social media. Look a bear. Yep. Hashtag Yellowstone. Yay. But yeah, dude, the lack of roundabouts, I was just getting crazy. Anytime I came to a four way stop, I just wanted to start smashing things. Why on earth in a place with the most traffic on the planet, would you have four way stops?

Speaker 7: Because that place was built before roundabouts were invented.

Speaker 1: They could make them. They had plenty of construction going on. All you gotta do, dig up the road, make it round. It's easy enough. Because yeah, dude, I got just trying to leave the park. It was four way stops that made traffic back. Because they're all going in one direction. But you still have to stop for the one idiot farting around still staying in the park late. It's like, nah, roundabout. Then we can all move. But idiots don't know how to use roundabouts. I don't know why people hate them so bad.

Speaker 7: They deal with wrecks instead of stops.

Speaker 1: I don't think that makes much of a difference. But it was ultimately a pretty good time. It was nice to get away where there's no cell phone service. Then I get back and phone starts blowing up. Lots of fart smell. How'd the prom go? It was alright. It was alright. It was prom. It was prom. Alright, so I didn't miss out on any exciting chaos.

Speaker 7: You're going to work it for me next year since you're one of the other ones in the building that know how to work an event.

Speaker 1: I didn't even ask for it off. You just told me it's your birthday. So you can have it off. So thank you for that. Because I did enjoy going out of town. Even though it would have been a lot cheaper to go to prom.

Speaker 7: Free. If you pick up a ticket from one of the sponsors.

Speaker 1: Yeah, and even if it's not free, it's only $10. That's right. So maybe next year for my birthday. Alright. Well, nine o'clock already. Alright, boy. We'll be back. Well, I'm glad you're in here, Jade. I haven't been able to pull this song up and make an edit of it, but...

Speaker 7: The lineage nails one with my new lyrics. Is that what you're talking about? No. Without you. Everything works even better. Does that mean I can go home?

Speaker 1: Without you. The day is nice and peaceful. I got some video games calling my name at my house right now. So I'd feel very happy to go home and continue making things better around here for you.

Speaker 7: I'm just working on that... Men's Mental Health Month for you.

Speaker 4: Without you. I'm much happier.

Speaker 1: Well, as we were driving around over the weekend, I let Becca take control of the music.

Speaker 7: That's a bad idea. It was.

Speaker 1: Nargin, backstreet, backstreet nothing. Backstreet, Becky's got some bad taste sometimes. She was showing me some like old emo music that she used to like. Is it Death on December? No, because nobody liked that band. Without you.

Without them, everything's been way better. But she showed me this band and I wish I could remember some of the other ones. She was showing me a lot of this. It was like electronic mixed with emo and some of it was so cringe. Allegiance of Doom. She might have shown me that.

Speaker 7: They mashed up a couple bands together and made it a little more electro.

Speaker 1: Maybe. That might be her calling. Do you have headphones sitting over there? Here.

Speaker 4: It's Becky, Becky, we don't want to snark you. I already got a blob blob here.

Speaker 1: Kay, bear, you're live on the show. Who's this? Hey, Crazy Carl. How you guys doing, man?

Speaker 4: Oh, it's Crazy Carl. Crazy Carl. Oh, no. So, Prochip, next time you go to Yellowstone, you pull over, you jump out of the car with your binoculars, and you start pointing. And then when everybody pulls over you, take off, it works every time.

Speaker 7: They're going to watch you all slow life back.

Speaker 4: Crazy Carl, you got a good one.

Speaker 1: There was one point. There was one point. I wonder if that's what somebody was doing, because there must have been like 50 cars pulled over and were like, what are they looking at? We're looking all around.

Speaker 4: There's nothing out there. I was crying my cousin.

Speaker 1: I'll remember that, Carl. I got the annual pass, so I'll go back at some point.

Speaker 4: Oh, absolutely, man. Yeah, check it out. Works like a charm every time, man. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1: Well, thanks, Carl. You guys got a good one, man. You too, man. Enjoy the show. Peace. All right, maybe this. What do we got here? Kay, bear, you're live on the show. Who's this?

Speaker 2: Okay, so it was Breathe, Caroline.

Speaker 4: Oh, Pesky, Pesky. It's Pesky, Pesky, Pesky. You don't want to choose Pesky, Pesky.

Speaker 2: It's Breathe, Caroline, and all the other weird ones.

Speaker 1: Yeah, okay. Okay, no, the band that was really cringy was Broken Side.

Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, Broken Side. Yeah, it was Broken Side, yeah. You think they're terrible? Yeah. No, they're bad.

Speaker 1: I'll know the name of the song when I find it and get a copy, but the whole time, you couldn't understand a word the singer's saying, and he's just going, Pesky, Pesky, Pesky, Pesky, Pesky, Pesky, Pesky, Pesky. And I was like, this is the ultimate song to put in the button bar and just barrel over the top of peaches with.

Speaker 4: Because it's just, Pesky, Pesky, Pesky, Pesky, Pesky.

Speaker 1: That was a really good impersonation of the singer.

Speaker 2: Oh, I can't remember what song that was.

Speaker 1: I'll figure it out. I know it had, the only words I understood in it were the F words. Oh, okay. So I have to make an edit of it. I know that, but, but it was just so obnoxious. I'm like, this is perfect to just torture peaches with.

Speaker 2: Also, you could torture peaches with broken side tempo.

Speaker 1: Oh, that's the one. That's it's on. So I'll get a copy of that song, edit it, get it in the system and just drive him nuts for the noon hour.

Speaker 2: Hopefully, hopefully he's not listening, but he probably is.

Speaker 1: I don't think he's listening right now. He could be. I don't think he is. He never does. All right. Well, thanks.

Speaker 2: I'm going to hear my bestie Becky.

Speaker 2: I am at the bar.

Speaker 4: Of course. Of course, but actually back in bars go hand in hand. All right.

Speaker 1: See ya. Hot topic, apparently. Hey, Bear, you're live on the show. Who's this? It's Jeff. Jeff, what's on your mind, dude?

Speaker 5: Hey, man, wasn't broken side just here in Idaho Falls at the gym? What?

Speaker 4: Broken side, you keep on going. I think they were.

Speaker 5: And I saw it. I glazed over it and I was like, no, I'm good.

Speaker 1: Oh, let's see. Broken side and dude, they were just here like three days ago.

Speaker 4: I had no idea.

Speaker 7: I had no idea.

Speaker 5: That's what happens when people on average. And I want to say it was probably around 2010 where we had that like really electronic mix and you were right. It was Breathe Carolina 303 was in there and there's three of three. They're funny, dude. I got to give them their props. They're funny. And I hated it at the time because it was a cool thing to do, but no, they're funny.

Speaker 1: They'd get answered now. Well, the one that got canceled was Glut on the dance floor. You can look that one up. Yeah. Yeah. That was also around the same time that we got like enter shikari and attack attack. Oh, enter shikari is awesome. Yeah. Good bands.

Shikari is fantastic. And they are nice dudes. I met them in Utah about 10 years ago and they let us go to their sound check.

My wife and I, but a nice attack attack. It's amazing to me to see how many bands spawn from that with of mice and men, Oh, Murray and Beartooth. Maybe they were ahead of their time. I don't know. Probably. Well, broken side thing was funny to me. I was like, obviously. They were here on Thursday.

Speaker 5: I think the correct term you guys were looking for was crunk core.

Speaker 7: You're gone about the word.

Speaker 5: Let's get crook. Thanks for giving me that at 9.15 a.m. guys. I appreciate it. Oh, you're welcome, man.

Speaker 1: That's funny. I saw this flyer because it's got an emo girl on it, you know, but it was a Thursday night show. So I'm like, Thursday night, you know me. I got a birthday. I didn't even read the bands that were hot. Let's see this flyer. Hang on. Come around and you can check it out here. I mean, it clearly says.

Speaker 7: I didn't see that. I just glazed over it was like, yeah, no.

Speaker 1: Yeah, I totally saw this flyer, but I just didn't read it. Hence why, like Jade mentioned, you should always buy advertising on K-Bear.

Speaker 7: Cause then we're aware of what's happening. Even if your genre doesn't match.

Speaker 1: Even if your genre doesn't match, we might have a promo coming up that makes no sense. That's right. But we're crazy like that. We don't care. We'll do whatever.

Speaker 4: Give me money, I'll do whatever. That's right. You pay me. I love it.

Speaker 1: All right, me and Jade going to take break. I'm not sure what to think about this one was just reading about the announcement of Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time, the remake. Apparently Nintendo just recently announced this going to be coming out this year, which is Q and they put out a little teaser trailer that was not much. I was very excited to check this out because that is one of the most legendary games of all time. The trailer didn't show crap.

I want to see some gameplay. Now, I think it was a year or so ago, maybe even longer. I was doing some online streaming and I was playing the original Ocarina of Time. Now it is still a fun game. And at the time it came out, it was groundbreaking.

But after playing. Oh, geez, there's so many Zelda games. And now what was on the tip of my tongue? Breath of the Wild. After playing Breath of the Wild, like, do we really need an Ocarina of Time remake? Because when you go back and play that now after playing some of the newer Zelda games, it does seem to me fairly basic.

However, I don't know the last of us, they completely remade that game and I think the remake was better than the original. So maybe this, maybe it'll be good. Maybe it'll be really cool. But right now it's kind of screaming to me unnecessary money grab. Unless they introduce something new into it that the fans won't hate, but that also modernizes and makes the game a little bit better. Because you can always just go back and play the original one.

I'm sure it'll have great graphics and things like that, but like, is the combat system going to be the same? Do you still have the irritating fairy bothering you all the time? I would assume.

Anyhow. No word on when that's coming out, but I just wanted to give you the heads up. If you're a Zelda fan, it is coming. I'd skip the trailer they put out so far though. There is nothing to see.

It was a very disappointing minute and a half. I'll tell you that. Go check it out.

You'll see what I'm talking about. Not a very exciting trailer. Well, hopefully the rest of the day goes by as quick as the morning show did. I'm ready to be done with it. Feels like it should be Friday and it's my Monday. What's up, people? Want to talk about teeth briefly before I get out of here.

Recently, we were watching YouTube videos and Becca wanted to listen to the Bee Gees. All right. We can do it. Let's go.

So on goes staying alive. Disco party. The Bee Gees are a weird group.

Okay. I don't know how long it's been since you listened to the Bee Gees, but we'll throw some on the background here. Those high pitched vocals for one. That's one thing. But have you seen these guys teeth?

I actually Googled Bee Gees teeth to see if people talked about their teeth because I was a standout. Aspect of the video. Listen to those vocals.

I can't go that high. Yeah. Yeah. Have to warm up to hit those kind of high notes. And when you watch them singing with those, okay, there's a story behind their teeth, apparently. They're famously known in their early years for having distinct, slightly protruding teeth.

And so I found an old picture of the Bee Gees. And I mean, I wouldn't call them bad teeth, but they do look kind of goofy, right? So later on, they invested in cosmetic dental work and veneers to quote perfect their smiles.

Um, okay. They were known for their goofy teeth at the beginning. And then they got equally goofy teeth that are just bright white and giant.

And they look so weird. And the video for Staying Alive doesn't make any sense at all. Like this is a fun sounding song, right?

You want to dance. You watch the video and they're walking through some busted up town that looks like a fallout. You ever seen the movie or TV series, I should say fallout. It looks like somebody had dropped a nuke on this place and they're just walking around dancing, smiling, singing.

There's not any life to be found anywhere except for these guys. And they're like awkwardly shimmying, shaking their booties with those gigantic, distracting white teeth. It's such a weird video if you've never seen it.

Go watch it. It's just funny that they're like, we got to fix our goofy teeth. And then you see what the teeth looked like after they fixed them. Sometimes if something ain't broken, you don't need to fix it. Now, listen, I had braces as an adult. Nothing wrong with trying to fix your teeth. But you don't want to end up looking like a freak show.

Okay. It's kind of like plastic surgery. You see a lot of celebrities, they just overdo it. And you're like, what happened to your face? Look at you. You're scary looking. You're frightening the children. You look like a skeleton.

What are you doing? Same thing goes for teeth. You can overdo it.

If they're distractingly huge and white and you're singing like this. I don't know. People did do a lot of drugs back in the seventies.

Maybe I was part of it. See that guy's teeth? Look at that guy's teeth, man.

Holy cow, those teeth. Anyway, I'm going to get out of here. I'll be back at noon with peaches and wish me luck on the rest of the day, everybody. All right. I appreciate you.