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The Viktor Wilt Show daily recap! If you miss the show weekdays from 6A-10A MST, you've come to the right place.
Speaker 1: Morning everybody! Alright, let's begin. Happy Wednesday. Happy April 1st. Played up April Fool's joke on myself, I guess. Not feeling very nice. Had an unpleasant evening. And the morning has not been much better. Come in, the computers are giving me grief. Ugh. But at least my Facebook feed is sort of entertaining this morning.
And if there's any benefit to April 1st, it's like, alright, at least people taking a little bit of break from fighting about stupid political crap. Yeah, there's some pretty funny stuff popping up on my Facebook feed this morning. Sidepost saying that Katy Perry is set to link up with Knocked Loose for a reimagined version of California Girls. But then they hashtagged it April Fool's. Here's a tip if you're gonna do an April Fool's joke.
Don't point it out, okay? People are terrible at April Fool's. I've done some pranks in the past. Like I've done I Got Fired. I did that one, you know, multiple times and listeners got very upset. My brother even called the GM one of the times yelling at him, which is really funny. But I kept the bit going all day.
I made the DJs like tell the listeners, yeah, he's gone. Yeah, you don't just cave. Alright, if you're gonna do an April Fool's joke. See if people will actually fall for it.
No, hashtag it April Fool's. What else do we have here? WIRX FM, everything that rocks apparently changed their radio station to pot 107. See, but at least they didn't hashtag it with April Fool's.
Just funny the day and age we're living in where that's no big deal. Yeah, they've got their logo with a big pot leaf on it. Oh, well, hopefully I can continue to stumble across good April Fool's posts today. They're at least giving me a little chuckle. It's helping out again because this morning's rough.
I just want to be home with my lady laying in bed, relaxing. Oh, there's somebody sunny laughing at the raising Canes grand opening from yesterday. Yeah, I mean, when you see people doing backflips for chicken, it is kind of crazy.
Yeah, chicken strips do a backflip. All right. Anyway, try to have some fun with April Fool's. Don't do anything that would like harm anybody or anything like that. But yeah, roll with the bit. You know, don't hashtag it. Don't point it out that it's an April Fool's joke. See if you can fool some people. Generally, I do some kind of April Fool's prank, but I'm not feeling very good this morning. Oh, this has got to be an April Fool's prank. Somebody's got this.
This is a unpleasant for me. Somebody's got an opened signed copy of Stephen King's fairy tale, which that would be worth. Oh, and it's a limited edition of 200 copies. So that's a book that's probably worth, you know, it could be about a thousand bucks.
I don't know, at bare minimum, 500. And they've got a cup of coffee sitting on it and it's just making a, you know, a coffee stain ring right on the signature page. That's got to be AI. You know, with the advancements in AI that we've had in the last year, we might actually have a decent April Fool's ahead.
It's possible. I'll keep you posted if I come across any funny ones. I'll also probably share some of those on our social pages.
See if we can fool some people. But anyhow, I'm going to continue to cautiously drink a little bit of energy drink here, because my my stomach is not very happy today. It's feeling a little bit nasty, a little bit unpleasant, not digging it. That's OK. Only eight hours to go. Geez.
Well, welcome to the show. Hope your Wednesday's going good. Let's make it a great one.
Let's let's turn it around and somehow make it great. Hello, everybody, and welcome to the program. Happy April Fool's Day.
I cannot believe my lady just got me with an April Fool's joke right after I was talking about April Fool's Day. I'm dumb. I'm not going to say what she did, but she got me. And how I don't know. Because I'm an idiot.
All right. I saw a pretty, you know, good April Fool's prank that should actually not be a prank and happen. I think it was was at Idaho Falls magazine that posted it. It was a picture of the water tower and they had supposedly gathered 10 artists to paint the column of the water tower and make it all colorful.
But it was an April Fool's joke. It's like, no, that would that would actually look really good if we got some color going on. It's like how I encourage you to paint your house a color that is not just boring. Not just tan. Well, everything around here. Just dull.
We need more murals, more color. All right. What else was I going to talk about here? I got totally distracted by getting April Fool's. Oh, idiot. Well, yeah, I don't know what I was going to talk about. That happened right before I jumped on here. So any hoos, I hope your morning's going good so far.
Mine's, you know, it's not that great, but. Endure, survive. Make it through somehow, right?
That's all we can do. Um, oh, yeah, listen to this pre-recorded thing I'm going to play about winning tickets to hairball. Maybe I'll give away some tickets to that today.
All right, I'll be back. So my April Fool's feed on Facebook continues to spiral out of control. This one, however, wasn't an April Fool's joke.
No, I thought for sure it was, but no, I did some Googling and apparently it's true. There will be supposedly a sequel made to the, well, I guess it's a prequel to the movie weapons about the character and Gladys. Now, I don't want to spoil the movie weapons for you if you haven't seen it. So I'm not going to say anything about Aunt Gladys, but she's quite the character. And that movie is so good. It's top notch, definitely one of, if not the best horror movies.
Of 20, 25 weapons again. I think it's on HBO. Can't remember, but you should definitely check that movie out. And I read through the article from Forbes about this and it's going to be interesting to see they talked about multiple approaches to making a prequel. I'm not going to get into it because again, spoilers.
But if you've seen the movie and you want to read the article, just Google Aunt Gladys prequel and I'm sure you can bring the article from Forbes up. I'd definitely be down to see more, more story from the world of weapons. Great movie, but probably going to be a while because I believe that the director, Zach Krager, is currently filming a new Resident Evil movie, which is exciting to me because everything Zach Krager has done is great. Barbarian, another top notch horror movie. And I guess with Resident Evil, they just kind of gave him, you know, free reign to write his own story.
I don't know if it's going to, you know, I would assume it's got to take place in the Resident Evil world. But anything this guy's done has been great. So really looking forward to it. We'll see. All right. Well, that's that's some good news. Glad that one wasn't in April Fool's prank.
We'll see what else doops me throughout the day, though. Evanescence and afterlife. You know, never seen that band live. Kind of stoked to check them out at Sick New World in a few weeks. I like how time is going by way too quickly.
Yeah, that's coming up about three weeks. Pretty fantastic. A big festival in Vegas. If you're looking for something fun to do, maybe you want to see system of a down corn, bring me the horizon. Well, me and Becker are going to be there if you see us. Come say hello.
I don't know. Should be a pretty big crowd might be hard to find us, but. I'm easy enough to spot. All right. Just keep an eye out. All right. I was reading through some posts on Reddit and. I don't know.
I stumbled across somebody asking for advice. They live in Jackson Hole and they're like, am I crazy for wanting to leave? You know, I guess they've got a decent job there. Must not be.
A super great job. You know, they call it a decent career job, but they talk about, you know, the housing mess, they're moving around constantly. They've had weird roommate situations, never really feeling settled. And it sounds like this is a young person who got a job there and enjoys the winter months because they talk about snowboarding, but then they're like, oh, yeah, wait, there's not really much else to do in Jackson. You know, it's a beautiful area, but I don't know if I could imagine living there. You know, maybe if you were rich and retired, you know, and you just generally want to spend time at home with your significant other or whatever. But as a young person, I mean, I can't imagine that the scene in Jackson is great.
Can't imagine that there's a ton of young people out and about. Yeah. I mean, beautiful as it is.
It's super expensive. And I don't know if this person talks about not having any friends or anything like that. Might be time to get out. Yeah. I mean, I don't think it's crazy to leave a place that you don't like. Well, it can be tough because you know, I'd like to up and move.
Sure. I'd like to move somewhere with a little bit better climate, you know, year round. I don't enjoy the winter months around here, even though this year wasn't bad. But yeah, yeah, you got to find a job. You know, got to have some dough rolling in to be able to just up and move somewhere. And I don't know if you're aware of this, but radio jobs. And they're pretty sketchy when it comes to those big corporations right now. That garbage company, Odyssey, fire in a bunch of radio DJs nationwide.
Looks like I hear it's going to be doing the same thing. And, you know, I know a lot of these people that get canned and I just try to imagine like, OK, I've got my house here that I really like. You know, it's in a quiet neighborhood with a bunch of old people. It's totally chill.
All right, let's sell the house, move somewhere. You work for a year and then they just fire you. That's the Odyssey way. Yeah, it would have to be the best, highest paying job offer ever to go work for one of those companies. One that we're like, if you do get fired after a year, you got plenty of money to sit on for a while while you try to figure out what you're going to do with your life.
OK, we've had somebody call him for a while here. Let's see what they want. All right, let's see which one is here. K-Bear, you are live on the show. Please keep that in mind. Who's this? Hey, this is Justin. Justin, what's on your mind, dude?
Speaker 2: I was going to see if you guys did the hairball giveaway already.
Speaker 1: I have not done it yet. So keep listening for that hair spray sounder and be caller number 15 when you hear it, man. Well, man, thanks. All right, good luck. Yes, giving away tickets to hairball, which is happening Saturday at the Mount America Center. I'd go to the show, but don't assault Lake Seema Cousin. Hopefully that'll be fun. Hopefully I'll be more enthusiastic about leaving town in a few days. This morning, all I want to do is hide in my house.
Oh, it's rough. OK, I guess we could start off by getting a little conspiratorial here. I've seen these stories popping up for a while and just kind of let them go by. But since it just keeps going on and on, let's talk about vanishing scientists. Yeah, the mystery of scientists dead or missing rises to eight people as two more men tied to America's most coveted secrets.
Join the list. Yeah, eight scientists and or lab employees. In the last what year? Have died or gone missing under strange circumstances?
What's going on? A lot of these guys tied to things like NASA programs aimed at, you know, contacting or finding clear signs of life on other planets, things like that. Eight dudes that is gone, just disappeared or mysteriously passed away with no explanation. I would imagine if I find the rights, you know, subreddit, there will be some people offering up theories as to what's going on here, but it certainly sounds a little bit shady and suspicious. So yeah, these are like top level, you know, secret project type scientists and things like that. Very strange, especially when a lot of them seem to be tied into the UFO world. Anyway, if you're working in that field, be careful.
Stay in touch with your family. Let's see here. Don't attempt to vandalize overpasses because you might fall. Guy in the Seattle area was hanging over the edge of an overpass, doing a little bit of graffiti, and then he just fell off the overpass.
It's a long ways down and there's a road underneath because it's an overpass. So he fell, busted his leg, smashed up his face, got taken to the hospital and the article says we're not sure if he's going to be facing charges for the vandalism. I don't know, falling off an overpass, smashing your face and bust in a leg. That's pretty good punishment for crime. Well, I don't know if they need to stick them with the vandalism charge, but they probably will, you know, you don't want to tell people, well, if you hurt yourself, it's OK. All right, I'm looking at the pictures here of a car called the sunburned car. And I wish I wouldn't have looked at these pictures because the interior of this car is designed to look like human skin.
Hair and all. It's so gross looking. Imagine your car seats are realistic human skin covered with hair and everything like that.
And it will even turn red in the sun. They're trying to just raise awareness about skin cancer. So it's for a good cause, but it's so gross. It's so gross, especially, I don't know, the hairy seats.
Oh, this thing's disgusting. You can look it up. You can look it up. The sunburned car. But if it makes you feel disgusted and want to vomit, I'm sorry, you know, I gave you the fair warning, but.
I guess at least they're raising awareness. Hey, you want to go for a ride? Can you imagine picking somebody up on a date? Come on, get in my ride here. This looks like your car.
Who are you, Ed Gein? You got you got your your car covered in human flesh. This is gross. All right, we've reached the eight o'clock hour. We're going to survive today somehow. I hope you're feeling good.
Me, no. And it's funny because Peach has jinxed me yesterday. We ate this. It was Carolina Reaper popcorn, and it was like horribly hot. You can see video of me tearing up and dying on Facebook.
Go to the K-Bear 101 Idaho Rock and Metal Group. But Peach is like, yeah, watch, you're going to be like, oh, my stomach's all messed up tomorrow. And then I don't think it was the Carolina Reaper that did it. But my stomach did get extremely messed up last night. I won't go into the grizzly details, but last night unpleasant this morning.
Unpleasant. And I'm going to I'm going to go ahead and blame Peach's for jinxing me on this by saying you're going to be in here boo-hooing about your stomach tomorrow. Peach's, did you poison me yesterday? Is that what's going on? Yeah, you wanted to be able to roll in here and make fun of me for my stomach bothering me. Whatever you did, it worked.
It worked last night. Let me tell you, geez. Oh, yeah. But rock. All right, Jade, bringing forth the power metal vocals. What is happening for you coming here and start yelling at me the minute you get here? Leave me alone.
Why are you taking the radio station out of there? I didn't I blame the engineer. No, I blame crashed. I blame the thing sitting in between the chair and the keyboard. No, I'm a big blob of fat.
Speaker 3: Both of these computers. Zombie fat that we talked about the other day.
Speaker 1: A zombie bag of goo. Yeah, both these computers were giving me grief today. Like April fools. April fools on me.
Speaker 3: Computers do what computers do based upon what the fat bag sitting there.
Speaker 1: Whatever, whatever. And then Peach is like jinxed me yesterday. You know how he was like, oh, tomorrow you're going to be almost on the curve. Oh, the popcorn. OK, I don't think it was the popcorn, but I'll just say I had an unpleasant evening last night.
I don't know what I ate, but it did not want to stay inside. I do not. Oh, no, it's more. Now my back hurts. She's dry heaving.
Oh, I feel so unpleasant today. Then I get in and the system crashes. Everything was breaking. Oh, it's a nightmare.
So yeah, thanks for yelling at me for your good. Our system problems. How's your morning? Fine. Mine's fine. Getting a little big bag of fat. I'm doing good.
Don't talk about peaches that way. I don't know what he did wrong, but I expect to hear through the wall him getting a holler at two. Oh, well, I've got nothing else to say. Good push play.
OK, I'll do it. So recently on traffic school, powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys, Lieutenant Crane and I were talking about how in July that's when the new laws get announced for the state of Idaho or implemented, you know, always trying to pry, see what kind of new stuff, you know, they're doing to whip away our rights or whatever. Well, and didn't get a lot of insight into what Idaho is going to be doing in July. But I do love seeing hypocrisy just broken down. I had a great time laughing at these posts yesterday. Peaches, you might not want to be a part of this break because it's political in nature. But did you see that? OK, like last year, Idaho banned truck nuts and fake boobs and stuff like that. You know, made them illegal.
And it seems to be one side that's really into thinking all that kind of stuff. That's bad, you know. But then former Homeland Security Secretary, Christy Noem, did you see her husband making the news? No. How did this not show up on your social media?
Speaker 3: Because I drop every political story ever on my Facebook feed. OK, anytime someone posts something political, I go to the profile, unfollow them. Anytime Trump's face pops up, anybody else, delete.
Speaker 1: See, I try that. I try to block all political posts and they just pummel me with more and more. But this one is pretty funny, because, you know, this crowd, you know, they're very against things like fake boobs and, you know, guys dressing up as women and things like that. To me, you want to wear fake boobs? Go for it. I don't care.
You be you teach their own. But yeah, I guess her husband, somebody like hacked his email or something like that or got into his account. Well, he had certain activities he enjoyed doing online, including, uh, yes, slapping on the fake boobs and,
Speaker 3: what's, what's your reaction to something like that? Like, if you're married to somebody like that and all of a sudden you just see that picture and you're like, oh, she had to know what's the first thing you do. Dude, you can't just hide multiple, you know, pairs of giant fake boobs. She had to have known. Come on now. Honey, don't look in the back of the closet. Yeah, exactly. Now, my top dresser drawer is one you can never open. Give me a break.
Speaker 3: She's acting surprised. No, but what if he had like some sort of like secret, secret room? You know, she never touched the bookshelf, but you lift up that one copy of whatever and all of a sudden it opens up and it's like the, it's just a bunch of boobs and wigs and. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And again, I don't care, you know, as long as you're not like, it puts the lotion in the breast or
Speaker 3: it puts the lotion on the skin. You know, as long as you don't have a, a well in your basement and are holding people hostage, you know, I'm fine with it, but I just love to see hypocrites get just blasted across the internet. What's the great up for that? Like, oh, I really want to be Mrs. Doubtfire for Halloween this year.
Speaker 1: I don't. It seems like they interviewed the guy. And he said, I refuse to comment. I refuse to comment. Yeah, they were asking, you know, if he was at risk of blackmail or anything like that. And but I don't know if anybody interviewed him like, why do you like doing this? I don't know. I mean, what's your response? It's fun.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's talking about it with him. Like, why do you want to do this? Why do you want to dress up as a woman? Come on, I want to hear it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I guess you just got the urge. You know, I mean, for Halloween, I dressed as Victoria Rowe.
Speaker 3: I can safely tell you, I have never felt the will to to put on some fake boobs and just walk around. Well, I'd be the world's ugliest woman and this guy, the biggest one.
Speaker 1: You would be a monster.
Speaker 3: I would honestly, without joking aside, I would honestly look like a WNBA player. All right. The Patriot.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm not even going to pick up a caller on this one.
Speaker 3: No, please don't.
Speaker 1: No, they're going to be shut up and play the music. Yeah. Again, I don't care. I just think it's hilarious when hypocrites get publicly outed. It's fantastic. And yeah, you'll have to. The photos are pretty funny. Peach for a group. If it was me, I would, you know, if it's if it's like your secret, I'm sure it's embarrassing. You know, I'm sure he's very embarrassed.
Speaker 3: It's like a Mr. Garrison kind of moment. Like, what is this?
Speaker 1: I mean, I really can't believe you didn't see this because they even asked President Trump his thoughts on it.
Speaker 3: What do you say? He was like, it's very nice. Let's see. What did he say here? Let me scroll back up. He said they confirmed it. Well, I feel bad for the family if that's the case. That's too bad. He's like, I hide mine in the back of the. The back of the guest house.
Speaker 1: All right, let's see if we can make ourselves feel old today. Why not? Right? Ha, April Fool's. Sayings that instantly say you're over 30. OK, how many of these am I going to know?
I'm over 30. So I would assume I'm going to know all of them. Let's find out. That'll do, pig. That'll do. Yes, I know what that's from.
Jays. You know, younger people may know that as well, because it's from a kid's movie. Babe, the pig movie. Yeah, you remember that? Remember that movie?
I vaguely do. Cool beans. Oh, that's what people used to say. You know, kind of like awesome man, killer, cool beans. I think that's the first time that phrase has ever come out of my mouth. But I do remember other people saying it and it hasn't been around for a long time. OK, this is if you're an old school internet user. Leeroy Jenkins.
World of Warcraft meme video from back in the day. So far, I'm hitting all of them and I'm definitely feeling old. All right, let's see. I have a structured settlement, but I need cash now. That's it's from some kind of a commercial like a lone place or something. I do remember.
Seeing these commercials. That's real old. You've got mail. Oh, old school internet, AOL. Yeah, can you imagine if every time you got an email? You've got mail. I mean, there's a reason I don't have notifications for email on on my phone.
Or for pretty much anything. Facebook. I mean, if I had notifications on for everything, my phone would never stop.
And it drives me nuts as it is. So I think that's still around. All right. I think what's that? That's still a thing and it'll be making a good return with scary movie six on the way. Dropping the day before my birthday. What's that?
Well, I'm not going to say that one. Any mention of ASL. OK, so when you were chatting with people back in the day online, it wasn't like today were, you know, on Facebook, you get a bunch of information on people before you talk to them like, OK, that's where they live. And so ASL would be age sex location. So, you know, how old are you?
You guy or a girl and where do you live? Mm hmm. That's a old school internet chatter. Some of these are so childish, but I still don't want to say I'm on air.
And they do remind me of being an elementary school. Oh, let's see. Some of these are so good.
And I just I know Jade would get mad if I say I'm. Take my strong hand. Actually, watch that movie just the other day. Scary movie two. Top quality. If you don't know where that phrase comes from, you should watch the movie because it's pretty funny.
Oh, the dinner scene is just too good, too good. All right. This this thread could be fun, but I can't read all the good ones. They have bad words, but they they are old school. They are old school for sure. OK, kicking off this nine o'clock hour. Got some knocked loose.
Who, if you saw online today, are going to be teaming up with Katy Perry to do a reimagined version of California Girls. April Fool's. I got knocked loose coming up and more.
Don't go anywhere. Morning, little after nine o'clock. I guess it could be evening or afternoon.
If you're listening to this show on demand, find it everywhere that podcasts can be found. Is it really only Wednesday? Mm hmm. I think it is. Unfortunately, but.
That's right, it's not Monday or Tuesday, so that's pretty good. Now, I mentioned this earlier, gave away some tickets. Keep listening for your chance to win tickets to hairball on Friday or sorry, Saturday at the Mountain America Center. Celebration of all things, 80s rock and metal. All you got to do is listen for our hairspray sounder.
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Go to mountain americasenter.com. They had a bunch of $30 floor tickets and that's a pretty sweet price. So if you want to go check out the show Saturday night, really good deal, but nothing beats free. So keep listening for us to play that hairspray and hair dryer sounder. Be caller 15.
Score yourself a pair of tickets to the show. All right, we like hooking you up with stuff. Welcome to the Victor Wilt Show today. All right, there's a lot of pranks going around. Because it's April Fool's Day. Try not to allow yourself to get fooled. Becky got me today.
Couldn't even believe it. It was like two minutes after I talked about April Fool's Day. I'm a moron. Anyway, today.com has said there are 18 April Fool's Day food deals and freebies that are no joke. These are not April Fool's pranks. Peaches you like food deals and free stuff. That's right. I'm a fat guy. That's right. So let's talk food deals
Speaker 3: and freebies, especially the day after I took my Monjaro shot.
Speaker 1: Oh, good for you. Well, if it starts working, I might have to give it a go. Now I feel lighter. You feel lighter. All right. So what does it do? Does it suppress your appetite?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it really, really slows it down. Like yesterday morning, I had a beef stick and a mango for breakfast.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean, I don't generally eat breakfast. You know, it's probably.
Speaker 3: I went to Mackenzie River. I had two slices of pizza. Wow. Usually I could finish like half the thing. Heck yeah. I had two slices. I'm like, OK, I'm done.
Speaker 1: OK, so appetite's present. Well, maybe some of these will sound good peaches. How about, well, this. They said these are April 1st deals, but they're talking about deals at Baskin Robbins tomorrow. What kind of article is this? Clickbait. That's a bunch of garbage. And fake news. Yeah, a lot of these we don't have around here. We should. Let's see. Marcos pizza. Great place. You can get a pepperoni Magnifico for 12.99.
Speaker 3: Oh, that is a good pizza. Is it? Marcos is great.
Speaker 1: I've never eaten there. Now I've been meaning to give it a go, but I just never think of it.
Speaker 3: They catered or a lot a long time ago. I think it was at some car dealership and she had the all the different pizzas they had, they had like Philly cheesesteak. They had the regular pepperoni, the pepperoni Magnifico, actually, the one that you just talked about. What's the difference with that one? I think it's just like it's like curled pepperoni. And it's a lot of it. And OK, OK, that yeah, it's been a while since I've had Marcos.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sadly, a lot of this the stuff on this list, we just don't have around here. Which we should. We should.
Speaker 3: You could drive. Talk about variety, Victor.
Speaker 1: Oh, they got Taco John's in Rexburg, right?
Speaker 3: Uh, I think they used to. I've been to Taco Time up there.
Speaker 1: Maybe I'm thinking of another taco fast food place.
Speaker 3: They used to have Del Taco in Rexburg.
Speaker 1: Del Taco. That went out of business. I don't know if we have a Taco John's around here anymore. They used to have them in Poki, but yeah, I guess you're not getting yourself up to three beef, crispy tacos for a dollar.
Speaker 3: But Victor, we already have Fiesta Ola and Costa Vita and.
Speaker 1: And the more the merrier, people, come on, go for a variety.
Speaker 3: Oh, somebody's calling in. So do I. Maybe they better have a deal. Quit talking and play some more music.
Speaker 1: No, no, I refuse. K-Bear, you're live on the program. Please keep that in mind. Who's this? Hello?
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I just got to say Marcos pizza fucking size.
Speaker 1: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, language, language.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. OK. No, no, no, no, no. Trash and no trash and business is shame on you.
Speaker 1: Shame on peaches for for what? For liking Marcos pizza. Oh, OK. Shame on you peaches. Right. We'll appreciate it. Call. Bye. Oh, naughty, naughty. Hopefully the dumb buttons are working.
Speaker 3: I hope so. That would be the second time she's gotten in trouble.
Speaker 1: Yes, you're going to get a talking to whoever that caller was. Well, I was hoping to find you some deals, but they're they're all elsewhere. Apparently nowhere around here hooking it up with the April Fool's freebies. Just going to have to pay money.
Speaker 3: I just realized something that like people are sick and tired of like all the same old like credit unions popping up. The same old soda places, car washes, all of that type of thing. Yeah. But then they'll complain any single time a new business comes in.
Speaker 1: Like what exactly do people want? It's weird. It's weird. You would think people would be all down for it. And the more variety, the better when it comes to food.
Speaker 3: And there was one guy that was complaining to me because I made that post about California. Not quite a while ago talking about the whole like stupid, smoky the bear campaign that some guy posted. And he was talking like, I want nobody coming to Idaho. So I go to the border and try to tell people, no, you see what happens.
Speaker 1: I don't ever want things to change around here.
Speaker 3: I might go live in like the forest, like Henry David Thoreau or something like that.
Speaker 1: Hey, Barry, you were live on the show. Keep that in mind. Who's this?
Speaker 2: Hey, what are you guys doing? It's crazy, Carl.
Speaker 3: Crazy, Carl. Do you also have a very crazy opinion about Marco's pizza?
Speaker 2: You know, I like any pizza. Yeah, you can't go wrong with pizza.
Speaker 1: Yeah, even a Totino's, you know, they're like a dollar. Fine.
Speaker 2: Look it up. Throw them in the air fryer, man. 15 minutes. You go.
Speaker 1: Heck, yeah. So what's up? So what's on your mind, Carl? So best April flows prank I've ever pulled. You go to the pet store and you get the tarantula cage and McKee's even printed me out rose hair tarantula at 50 bucks. And I put some bark in it and I tipped it over sideways with a lid open and left it in Ashland's driver's seat.
Speaker 2: Dude, I use that thing like 10 times till so many curbs stomp it.
Speaker 1: Ah, that's pretty funny. That's pretty good.
Speaker 2: That would have got me. Oh, dude, give that one a shot. She's like, I want it for work. You put a spider in my car. I'm going to kill you.
Speaker 1: Good stuff, man. Good stuff.
Speaker 2: Oh, man. Yeah, when you get home, man, give that one a shot next year. Heck, yeah. All right, dude. All right, you guys have a good one, man. You too, man. Peace.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I might do some dig and see if we can find some good April Fool's pranks. I haven't seen a lot yet.
Speaker 3: I haven't emailed the Ford, you by the way. One of our friends in the record business just sent me an email saying, hey, do you want to interview any of these artists? And is it a good list? Oh, there's some good old like death metal on there.
Speaker 1: OK, well, I'll give it a look. Yeah, see if there's anybody good. It's the Victor World Show on April Fool's Day. And I'm not seeing a lot of great pranks yet.
I found a list of, you know, harmless April Fool's pranks you could pull on your family members or any of these any good. Let's take a look. Might as well. All right, you could bake cinnamon rolls, but instead of putting that, you know, cinnamon in them, you filled them up with pulled pork and barbecue sauce that would actually probably be really good. You know, you got the sweet bread pulled pork and the right barbecue. So I bet that's delicious. That's not a prank.
That's a treat. OK, I've seen this one break the TV screen. There are YouTube broken screen videos and you just turn them on. And then you're like, oh, geez, I accidentally chucked the VR remote.
Oh, no, look at the TV and it, you know, appears to be broken. That's that's could be a pretty good one. You kids pull that one on your parents. Just make sure to let them know it's a prank before they get too mad. OK, this one would drive me nuts covering the sensors on the remote control. It's trying to sit down. Finally, relax, watch a little bit of TV and then the remote won't work. Oh, OK, let's see here. Swap the cereals.
He yeah, you take one bag and put it in the other box. Hilarious. Oh, let's see here. Hide all the utensils.
That would be annoying. OK, now we're getting into some good stuff. Kind of like what crazy Carl talked about with his, you know, tarantula tank prank. We got fake snakes. You can buy realistic looking rubber snakes and then, you know, just put them in the house. Oh, that one would get me. That one would get me for sure.
Oh, let's see here. Turn Jello into juice. OK, so you make Jello and put it in an orange juice container and then kids go to pour it. Yeah, you get it. It won't pour out. Let's go to the phones. All right, K-Bear, you're live on the program. Keep that in mind. Who's this?
Speaker 2: Oh, crazy Carl. Yeah, man, I forgot about my second best prank. Since we're so close to Easter, you get the Easter egg coloring. I was watching how it stains the kids' hands.
And I'm going, that'll fit right in the shower head. Or you can crush them up. You can crush them up and sprinkle them on a towel. 90 percent of the people, when they get out of the shower, they dry their face off first, right? It's like, why are you so blue, Jeff?
Speaker 1: That's pretty funny, Carl. And I would imagine that stains for a while.
Speaker 2: Oh, you're going to be. Yeah, you're going to be walking around in a blue man group for two weeks. Yeah, I have not tried that on my wife yet. You might not want to. No, I like being alive. I just thought I'd throw that in there, man.
Speaker 1: Right on. Well, it has a good one. You two, man. Peace. Back. All right. What are the kind of harmless pranks could you do? It's kind of a little late for this one.
You freeze breakfast, just make a bowl of cereal and then put it in the freezer. But that's pretty good. What else do we have here? Put googly eyes on stuff. That's not a prank. That's just fun. Swap everyone's laundry around. Who has time for that?
You got to be kidding me. Change the time on the clock. That's going to get somebody fired.
Yeah. Sir veggies for dessert. Brussels sprouts, you know, coated in chocolate.
Come on, let's have some chocolates. All right. Yeah, these are harmless. They're silly. I like the ones that make people really mad. I'm sure we'll see some at least by the end of the day. Hopefully by the noon hour of madness and mayhem, somebody will pull some really ridiculous pranks. We can talk about.
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Mowers, not motors. Thankfully, Joe and I kind of quit today. Hopefully the rest of the day does as well.
Probably not since I've got boring computer work to do. And as I was scrolling Facebook, I thought this might be an April Fools prank, but I apparently just missed the news. A month ago, the IMAX Theater in West Yellowstone. I think it's the closest IMAX Theater to East Idaho. I guess is gone. They tore it down.
That's a bummer. I mean, it's not like I went there recently and I to see a movie, but. IMAX theaters are pretty awesome. That that's a real bummer. And I guess they're just going to be expanding an RV park in the area.
And you start going to Pocke. See the movies on the really big screen at the big D theater. What's playing there? Anyway, I guess it's not like I can go to a movie this weekend. Going to be in Salt Lake City. I don't know what we're going to do either, but. Yeah, let's see here.
I'm just curious because I've never been to that big D theater. Let's go to learn more. OK, well, that's not helpful. It's just informational. It's a big screen. Yeah, I don't know how you tell which movies currently at that theater or showing on that screen. You know, I don't have to call it theater or something like that. I do want to see this movie.
They will kill you read some good things about it. It's supposed to be pretty brutal and over the top. And then the Mario movie comes out today. The Super Mario Galaxy movie. That might be pretty good. You know, I liked the first one.
Oh, I need to go see Ready or Not part two as well. Yeah. All right. Don't have any time to go to any movies anytime soon. And today I ain't doing crap. Tell you what? After last night. Well, OK, I'm going to try to do the crap I meant to do last night. All right, I'm babbling.
I'm being dumb. I'll get out of here. Peaches and I will be back at noon for the noon hour of madness in Mayhem. I hope you have a great rest of your morning. Hope Wednesday treats you good. Hopefully nobody gets you with any April Fool's pranks that are too aggravating.
If they do, call and let us know about them so we can talk about them on air. All right. Bye bye now. Yeah. Thank you again for tuning in to the Victor Wilt Show, this program is a production of Riverbend Media Group. To contact the show or for more information, hit us up at Riverbendmediagroup.com.