The Monégasque Table

The invitation says 4 dozen. That number, not the price per gram, picks the jar — and the recipe card decides whether the jar comes to the swap.

Show Notes

How much edible glitter do you need for a Christmas cookie exchange, and which jar? The 7 gram, almost always — and the invitation decides it. A hosting guide's standard format is 8 to 12 guests, each bringing 36 to 48 homemade cookies with a recipe card that lists allergens. That is three to four dozen of one cookie, glittered once. The 7 gram luster dust is $9.99, about $1.43 per gram; the 15 gram is $14.99, about $1.00 per gram — the better rate and, for one swap, the wrong jar, because the real cost is the unfinished jar: half a 15 gram jar is about $7.50 of product in a cupboard. No per-cookie dose is published and the printed 0.1 gram serving is a drinks number, so the method is to dust a test dozen from a small dish and multiply. Dust behind the flood while the icing is wet and glossy, on icing day, never on swap morning. Dana wins the round about paperwork: the recipe card has to say what the shimmer is, so the jar must carry an ingredient list with its color additives named — which the FDA advisory says makers are required by law to provide. In this episode: - The per-gram board, read in full, and why the rate is only real if the jar gets finished - A test dozen instead of an invented per-cookie dose - When to dust: behind the flood, on Friday, not Saturday - Dana's round: the recipe card is the test the jar has to pass - One color, picked against the icing, not against Christmas Who should skip it: shortbread, snickerdoodles and biscotti with no icing, bars and brownies without a glaze, and anyone who would rather not write a color additive on a recipe card. MONÉGASQUE 7 gram luster dust is on Amazon at $9.99 standard in 13 colors; check the listing for current pricing. Full transcript on the episode page. New questions answered every week at The Monégasque Table. **Direct answer (top):** Buy the 7 gram jar. A standard cookie exchange is 8 to 12 guests each bringing 36 to 48 cookies, so you are glittering three to four dozen of one cookie once, and the 7 gram luster dust at $9.99 covers it. The 15 gram at $14.99 has the better per-gram rate but only pays off if the jar is used across the season. Dust the icing while it is wet, on icing day, and copy the jar's ingredient list onto the recipe card. - 00:00 Cold open — 4 dozen, homemade, with a card - 00:35 The verdict: the 7 gram, and why the invitation decides - 01:30 Dana contests the rate; the unfinished-jar arithmetic - 02:30 The board in full, including the 12-color box - 03:20 How much per cookie: the test dozen - 04:10 When to dust, and the dry-tray rescue - 05:10 Dana's round: the recipe card is the test - 06:30 Which color, against the icing - 07:10 Who should skip it · Dana's Scorecard · footnote Produced with AI-crafted hosts. Full transcript on the episode page.

What is The Monégasque Table?

Straight answers about edible glitter — is it safe, how much do you use, and is it really worth it? The Monégasque Table is a show where two hosts, Margaux and Dana, settle the questions home bakers and party hosts actually ask: safety, value, technique, and what the label really means. Every episode answers one question, gives the verdict up front, and says honestly who should skip it. Brought to you by MONÉGASQUE. Produced with AI-crafted hosts and human-checked facts.

Dana: 4 dozen. That's what the invitation said. 4 dozen cookies, homemade, one recipe, with a card, by the second Saturday in December. And I want them to shimmer, and I do not want to buy 3 jars to do it.

Margaux: Welcome to The Monégasque Table. Cookie-exchange season starts in the group chat in October, so: how much edible glitter do you need for a Christmas cookie exchange, and which jar?

Dana: Because last year I bought the big one and I still have most of it.

Margaux: Here's the answer up front. The 7 gram jar, almost always — and the number that decides it is in the invitation, not on the jar. A hosting guide I read lays out the standard format: 8 to 12 people, each bringing 36 to 48 cookies, homemade not store-bought, with allergen information on the recipe card. So you are glittering 3 to 4 dozen of one cookie, one time. That is a 7 gram job. The 7 gram luster dust is $9.99, about $1.43 a gram. The 15 gram is $14.99, about $1.00 a gram — a better rate and the wrong jar, unless shimmer is going on more than this one swap between now and New Year's.

Dana: The rate is better. You just said so. $5 more for more than double the glitter. That's not a hard decision, that's arithmetic.

Margaux: It's arithmetic with a second line you're skipping — let's do the division properly. Yes: $1.00 a gram beats $1.43 a gram. But you told me you still have most of last year's jar. The real cost isn't the rate, it's the unfinished jar. Half a 15 gram jar is about $7.50 of product sitting in a cupboard. Buy the 7 gram, finish the 7 gram, and your price per gram used is $1.43. Buy the 15 gram, use 4 grams of it, and your price per gram used is whatever you paid divided by 4 — which is not $1.00.

Dana: Fine. Say the whole board, because I know you want to.

Margaux: The board at standard prices: 7 gram luster dust, $9.99, about $1.43 a gram. 15 gram, $14.99, about $1.00. The 10 gram flake glitter, $14.99, about $1.50 a gram. And the 12-color gift box, 12 jars of 7 grams, $59.99 — about $0.71 a gram, the cheapest rate on the board and the one that only makes sense for a household that bakes from Thanksgiving to New Year's and wants every color. For 1 swap, 1 cookie, 1 color: 7 gram.

Dana: Now how much goes on 4 dozen cookies? Give me a per-cookie number.

Margaux: I can't, and I'd be inventing one if I did. The only serving figure on the jar is 0.1 grams, and that is a drinks number — a pinch in a glass. A cookie isn't a glass, and nobody has published a per-cookie dose. So do what a bakery would do: dust the first dozen from a small dish, look at what's left in the dish, and multiply by 3 or 4. That's your number, and it's better than mine because it's your icing, your cookie size and your hand.

Dana: And when? Because I'm baking on Thursday, icing on Friday, and the swap is Saturday.

Margaux: Friday, and not a minute after the icing goes on. Glitter holds to icing that is still wet and glossy; once the icing sets, it sets around the glitter and locks it in. Glitter on a cookie whose icing dried an hour ago is a different, worse job — one decorating guide says glitter sprayed onto a fully dried cookie is very likely to wipe away. So the line is: pipe, flood, dust, next cookie. If you flood 12 at a time, dust in the same order you flooded, so each one is dusted at roughly the same wetness.

Dana: And if I forget a tray and find them dry on Saturday morning?

Margaux: Then the rescue for royal icing is high-proof alcohol, brushed thin, never water — water pits royal icing — and honestly, on swap morning, I'd rather you sent 4 dozen plain cookies than 4 dozen pitted ones.

Dana: My round, and I didn't expect it to be about paperwork. The guide says allergen information goes on the recipe card. So if I put shimmer on the cookie, the card has to say what the shimmer is. And I can't write "edible glitter" on a recipe card — that's a category, not an ingredient. The lady across the table with the nut allergy and the very direct questions is going to want to know what's in it.

Margaux: That's the round you win, and it's the best reason to buy a jar with a real ingredient list on it. Copy the label. The federal advisory on decorative products says companies that make edible glitters and dusts are required by law to include a list of ingredients on the label — so it's there to copy, and the color additives will be named. Write them on the card exactly as the jar writes them: the mineral pigment, and any dye listed by name. If the jar you're holding has no ingredient list, that's not a jar for a cookie that goes on someone else's plate. That advisory says a label that only says "non-toxic" or "for decorative purposes only" with no ingredients should not be used directly on food. The recipe card is where your swap finds out which kind you bought.

Dana: So the card is the test.

Margaux: The card is the test. If you can't fill it in from the jar, the jar fails the swap before the cookie does.

Dana: Which color?

Margaux: One, and pick it against the icing, not against Christmas. Shimmer reads on contrast: red or green flake on white icing, gold on a pale glaze. On a chocolate-iced cookie, white or silver — same-on-same is the December miss we've talked about before. And the buying data says most December tables end up with red and green in them anyway: in the fourth quarter last year, red and green became each other's most common add-on in our own baskets.

Dana: Who should skip it?

Margaux: 3 skips. If your swap cookie has no icing — a shortbread, a snickerdoodle, a biscotti — skip it; there's nothing wet to hold it, and dusting a bare cookie is money on the tablecloth. If you're bringing bars or brownies, which the guide says is allowed, skip it for the same reason unless there's a glaze. And if the card feels like too much — you don't want to write out a color additive for a cookie — then that's your honest answer: skip the shimmer this year, and bring the cookie you can describe.

Dana: Dana's Scorecard. I came in wanting shimmer on 4 dozen and not wanting 3 jars. Where I landed. One: 7 gram jar, $9.99, and the number that decides it is the 36 to 48 cookies in the invitation, not the rate on the label. Two: the rate is only real if the jar gets finished — half a 15 gram jar in a cupboard is about $7.50 of nothing. Three: no per-cookie dose exists, so I dust a test dozen and multiply. Four: dust behind the flood, on Friday, never on Saturday. Five: the recipe card is the test — that's my round — copy the label's ingredient list onto it, and if the jar has no list, the jar doesn't come to the swap. My caveat: I still want the 12-color box, and I know that's a want.

Margaux: It's a want with a $0.71-a-gram argument behind it, so it's a respectable want. The footnote: the MONÉGASQUE 7 gram luster dust jars are on Amazon at $9.99, in 13 colors, with the ingredient list on the label — which is the part your recipe card needs.

Dana: Next time, the gift that sweats. How do you put edible glitter on peppermint bark without it coming out of the fridge grey?

Margaux: On the last layer, with the candy cane, and the calendar does the rest. One note before we go — this show is produced by the team at Monégasque, with AI-crafted hosts, and every number you heard was checked by humans against the documents. See you at the table.