Five Minutes of Rage

🎙️ Episode: Five Minutes of Rage – War, Greed & the Billionaire Class
In the very first episode of Five Minutes of Rage, Jerry Pancake launches the daily rant with a five-minute blast of unfiltered anger about America’s political chaos. Today’s target: a new war sparked by the bombing of Tehran and the long history of U.S. foreign policy driven by oil and power.

Jerry digs into the history of Iran, questions the motives of political leaders, calls out the impotence of Congress, and takes aim at the billionaire class that seems more interested in profit than people.

No music. No edits. Just five minutes of raw outrage about war, greed, and the political machine that keeps grinding forward.
🔥 Five Minutes of Rage — short, loud, and not backing down.
  • (00:05) - Introduction to Rage
  • (01:20) - War and Consequences
  • (04:42) - Call to Action

What is Five Minutes of Rage?

Tired of fascists, ICE raids, and politicians who think empathy is socialism? So is Jerry Pancake. Five Minutes of Rage is a daily, unfiltered rant about the corruption, cruelty, and hypocrisy poisoning America — told with dark humor, a cracked voice, and zero corporate polish. No edits. No sponsors. Just Pancake, the mic, and the truth — five minutes at a time.

Hey, everybody, Jerry Pancake here.

This is the first episode of five minutes of rage.

I am so mad about almost everything that is going on in this country, which is America.

I am a 53-year-old person,

and I feel like I need to say these things without any kind of music,

any kind of introduction,

any kind of anything, but I'm going to say them every fucking day until things start changing.

So what am i raging about today

i mean how many

fucking things can i rage about

um we've just gotten into a new war with this stupid motherfucking president

that is getting played by every sycophant in his administration into thinking

that he's the smartest person on earth.

We have attacked a sovereign nation once again.

We are currently carpet bombing Tehran.

A city with, I think, 10 million people in it.

If you're proud of that, fuck off. Like, I have no idea.

Trump promised no new wars. he's starting another one just like almost every

Republican president in my lifetime.

You know the first Gulf War, Desert Storm all that shit it's all over oil does anyone realize this?

Like is anyone clueless to this fact?

Iran was a very very civilized and liberal country in the 1950s Look it up.

There's plenty of information on how liberal it was until we decided that they

couldn't keep their own oil.

What Iran wanted to do then was use the oil to help the citizens of their country.

We decided that's not cool because the United States needs oil.

We got cars, Trans Ams, all kinds of things that we got to drive,

diesel trucks, all of that.

So we decided we're going to install a religious zealot, which was the OG Ayatollah.

And so we did that. So now we have killed the new Ayatollah,

apparently, in this military operation war that we've started and all the leadership.

And now we want them to be a democratic country again. Here's the thing.

This president doesn't give a fuck about any of you.

The people that voted for him, the people that didn't vote for him,

red states, blue states, senators,

representatives in the House, he doesn't give a fuck about anything but himself.

He doesn't give a fuck about his kids.

He doesn't give a fuck about you.

Don't try and write him letters because he can't fucking read.

So stop it. Wake the fuck up. Our Congress is impotent.

They have no controls over this man.

More than half of them are so concerned or blackmailed because they have done

something that he knows about and they are worried about losing their power. Fuck all of them.

Fuck billionaires. All of these people, Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk,

all of those people want us to die.

So let's start fighting back.

Listen to this podcast every fucking day from now until things change.

Pancake out.