Digress with D and E

In this episode, we digress into a heated discussion about the suspension of Jimmy Kimmel, the controversial remarks he made, and the ensuing fallout. We tackle topics such as free speech versus hate speech, the ethics of comedy, and the fine line between offensive and acceptable humor. Additionally, we touch on recent pop culture phenomena including K-Pop demon hunters, bizarre celebrity behaviors, and the oversexualization in children's media. Join us for a mix of serious debate and light-hearted banter, complete with personal anecdotes and impassioned opinions.

00:00 Introduction and Jimmy Kimmel's Disappearance
00:59 Debating Jimmy Kimmel's Controversial Remarks
01:11 The Role of Comedians in Society
09:02 Free Speech vs. Hate Speech
14:27 The Justice System and Its Flaws
19:34 Arnold Schwarzenegger and Power
28:50 Pilates and Accessibility
31:29 Reality TV Drama and Relationships
33:02 Reality TV Drama and Relationships
36:35 Lucid Dreaming and Sleep Paralysis
38:58 Controversial Apologies and Public Reactions
40:00 Social Media Scandals and Public Figures
47:25 Boundaries and Respect in Social Interactions
51:34 Halloween Stories and Personal Anecdotes
53:53 Affectionate Couples and Public Displays
58:05 Concluding Thoughts and Future Plans

Creators and Guests

Host
Des
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Host
Elena Cranmer
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What is Digress with D and E?

Welcome to Digress with D & E, where Des and Elena answer your questions, share your stories, and talk about whatever comes to mind. We keep things fun, honest, and a little unpredictable with our takes on random topics and whatever else catches our attention—no script, no filters—just real conversations with plenty of detours along the way. Send us your stories, and we’ll break them down with our thoughts (and probably some side commentary).

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Elena: Hey guys, we're back with another video. Yes. In honor of Jimmy Kimmel's, not death, but his disappearance from the media. P oh RIP. We're gonna be talking about. Or no, we're doing a censor thing.

I don't know what we're doing. This thing that he used to do. I'm not gonna lie to you. I don't know much about Jimmy Kim. We're bleep on the not bleeps. Yeah, he's, I mean, he may be, he's, I've seen some stuff. I really don't know anything about Jimmy Kimmel whatsoever. Um, other than most events. So fuck.

Amazing.

Des: No. Are you sure about that?

Elena: I think, well, this is the thing. [00:01:00] People don't think he's an amazing human being right now because he did a few controversial things.

Des: Who cares? He's a fucking comedian,

Elena: bro. I know. Well, that's the real conversation. It's like, can a comedian say controversial things? I think that's the point of being a comedian.

Okay. Period. But I, I think unless we're saying somebody should die, you're like, everything else is free. I also feel like you should be able to say someone should die. Pee I person, I mean like what I, I feel like you have the freedom of speech for being like, well, actually no. Okay. Maybe I shouldn't say that because I just reminded it back for you.

Honestly, not even rewinding back. I'm just saying if you, okay, so like I'm not gonna condemn people like, like back in the day for saying like, Hitler should die. 'cause he was doing some pretty messed up stuff to people. So like saying someone should die, it depends. Right? Is that okay? It does depend. I'm sorry, but Hitler.

So you think Hitler deserved to die? He definitely deserved to [00:02:00] fucking die. Come on. Period. He killed. Okay. But we're, we're not comparing, we're not bringing up Charlie Kirk right now. Like we're not No, I'm talking about Charlie. Charlie Kirk. Where did I say Charlie Kirk? I was talking about Jimmy Kimmel.

I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Hitler murdered so many innocent people just because he didn't like something like, let's be honest here. Yeah, there, there's a com. Like, you deserve to die like that. Didn't he also have like mommy issues or daddy issues or something? Probably that made him like you, I feel like this is gonna be such a mean thing to say, but probably all serial killers.

'cause he was a serial killer. Yeah. Have mommy or daddy issues. So back to Jimmy Kimmel. That was, that was Afu. Not a fun. Nevermind. Okay, so back to Jimmy Kibble. So, um, I'm taking these off. I can't hear myself that much. I'm enjoying myself. That's good for you. It's, it's, I don't, I I don't like hearing this.

I love it. It's gonna be so weird taking 'em off them. You know I don't sound cool? Okay. You sound okay? I sound amazing. You always sound cool. Y'all can't hear what I can hear. Okay. Period. So, [00:03:00] um, A, b, C suspends. Yeah, I took it off. That's, I thought Yeah, because you're not wearing it then I look stupid over here.

You took it off for your own insecurities. Now you gotta, she knows how the fuck I am. I'm putting them right back on. Just 'cause she said that shit. Aw, okay, so the A, B, C, they suspended the talk show host Jimmy Kimmel be indefinitely like forever. Definitely. I know that's crazy. Shut up. Okay. Indefinitely because of the remarks that he had made about, um, Charlie Kirk's murder.

Yeah. Or assassination, death, whatever. All, all of the above. All of the above. Yeah. So apparently he was, so he was talking about Trump, right? And like how Trump reacted to the murder. Um, I don't think he said direct anything directly about Charlie Kirk dying, but he did say that it had to have been a Republican that shot Charlie Kirk because, um, [00:04:00] Trump reacted.

This is, this is what he said about Trump. He said, this is not how an adult grieves the murder of someone he calls a friend. This is how a 4-year-old mourns a goldfish.

I mean, it's, that's, that's, that's so not funny. Ha ha. No, no. He's a comedian. Like that. That was the point, is we're supposed to laugh about these things. Like just like. Everybody else coming out and speaking on their point, he's supposed to do the same thing. He's a comedian. That's how he's going to get traction.

Like he's going to go out there and he's gonna talk about these hard things, good things, bad things, small things. Like that's the point of being a comedian. Mm-hmm. Is going out there and telling people and making 'em laugh or trying to side with people. Making it like rage baiting, come on, that's what we're doing here.

Yeah. We'd be doing that. I'm not gonna lie. I think that, um. I don't, I don't think that that was insensitive to Charlie Kirk. Yeah. It was insensitive to Donald Trump. Yeah. Like he didn't say anything about like Charlie Char. Charlie Kirk's [00:05:00] death. He didn't say anything about like, um, well, you know what I mean?

He didn't say anything like offensive, like, oh, he deserved to die, or, yeah. You know, something like that. Like, I've seen a lot of people be like, he does, he dead canceled, deserve dead. They're not canceled. Yeah. There's a lot of people and they're not, yeah. They're not canceled. And, um, but he says like a joke about how Trump reacted, which it, I thought it was crazy that how Trump reacted.

Why is Yeah, we talked about that off camera. No, literally why is, um, it's your turn this time. Oh. So why is it that, um, the first person to announce Charlie Kirk's death was Donald Trump. Yeah. And not like your wife, you know what I mean? Yeah. Or like even Candace Owens, like they were close. Someone that was actually close to you, like, come on.

Yeah. It was Trump and, and then he. I, I know he released at the same time as someone else in a higher position of power. It, it was just super odd. Yeah. How that went. And, and you know what his, you know, there's always truth to joking and there's a little bit of truth behind, um, him saying, you know, this is not how an adult grieves the murder of [00:06:00] someone he calls a friend.

This is how a 4-year-old warns a goldfish because Yeah. I mean, it was insane how they went about it. And I alleg I would not,

Des: I I would not be, I a would not,

Elena: I would not be a surprised if allegedly. The government and the current government is made up of majority Republicans right now. Um, did take part allegedly in the assassination of Charlie Kirk, which is very, very sad.

But, um, there's a lot going on right now that we don't know about. There's a lot going on right now. Oh, a lot. Well, we do know about it. We just are, our media's flooded with everything else covering it. And so for some people thought it was to cover up the the death of, um, the woman who was stabbed on the bus.

But I really think that both of those were something to cover up the fact that the Epstein files have been released and Trump was confirmed like literally allegedly, because he says it's not his signature on like sending birthday cards that were like really [00:07:00] freaky and there's just a bunch of stuff that got released via the Epstein files.

And I would not be surprised if, um, not just the right, I'm not talking about the right, I'm talking about the government covering up. Those things. Yeah. With murder. I, I'm not allegedly, I'm not allegedly putting that, I am not putting that past on. So many people get mad. They're like, that didn't happen.

Well this is our personal take on it. Okay. Yeah. Oh my God. Half of our comments were like, that's not real satire. That didn't happen. Yeah. Duh. Do it. Yeah. Like we're literally sitting here discussing digressing. Yeah. Hello. We're talking, but you guys are watching us talk. Like, yes. This is how we talk when we're not in here.

Literally. I we're, I mean, we're better here, but we're better. This is, we act up outside of here. Yeah. I mean, it, it is crazy, but you know, Trump had nothing to do with Kimmel being taken off. Yeah. The show that had to do with, um, higher ups in the. Studio. [00:08:00] Yeah. I get so I'll call you out 'cause you, you getting people fired and shit.

Oh, so you don't even wanna talk about that? I ain't, I ain't calling you out. You getting people fired. It's capitalism. That's why that's, that's as simple as it is the economy. That's, it has to do with people who own certain amounts of shares. But people think it is ridiculous that they were having flags and doing a whole day for, um, like in honor of Kirk and that kind of thing.

I don't, honestly, I I think the people think it's ridiculous because that type of honor isn't shown for other people. Other things. Yeah. That's the only reason why it is considered like ridiculous. I, I really wouldn't think it would be too that. Bad, or if it was like a thing that happened with all the things like school shootings.

Yeah. People dying, like all that type of stuff. Yeah. Or like even having like a specific few, you know, days out of the year too, like half our flags in honor of students who have been shot mm-hmm. All over the country. Or just people involved in any shooting all over the country. Or get down to the nitty gritty and figure out how to stop it from happening in the first place.

That part. But I really like guns, so I'm gonna myself, but that's big [00:09:00] subject for people to talk about. Yeah. So, and, and then it goes into like, so what's the difference between free speech, right? Mm-hmm. Or hate speech. Speech. And do you think that Jimmy Kimmel was, um, executing hate speech? I don't know. I think that that doesn't matter to comedians.

Like you're a comedian, you're pulling from both sides. Like, I, that's just my take on it. Like, I think comedians are allowed to, obviously there's a, a stint to it, but saying something about the president, like. Half the comedians make jokes about the president. Political cartoons have been a thing for years, like me for so long.

Memes, memes are literally like normal ways of like, people coping with, like things that go on how terrible our world is. Yeah. Or like, literally it's a huge thing. It's also like how people spread information too. Yeah. You know, like you can like, ha that's funny, but like true. I didn't think of it that way.

Yeah. You know, like, because that's what comedians do. They put a little bit of truth in their [00:10:00] funny little skit. Well, there's all, it's every time you're joking, you're being honest. Yeah. So it's like, yeah. I, I think that, um, I think that at the end of the day, like. No matter what, you have a right to discuss things going on in government.

Mm-hmm. It's literally in our amendments. Yeah. It's literally in our amendments that Yeah. We have a right to discuss what's going on in the government. There's an amendment where we have the right to, if we wanted to, I think we talked about this before, if we wanted to, we could all just like go who fuck the government.

No. And like, go crazy. The government abolish. Yeah. Which, why not, but you know, whatever, let's do this shit. Like, but you know, sorry, allegedly, I don't wanna get in trouble. We're not plotting anything. Like, please, we're just talking. I guess I get stressed sometimes. I'm like, maybe let me send something. We, I don't care anymore.

Leave me alone. No, I care. I don't care anymore. I care, you know, like I have a mommy, then I want her to be safe. Love you, mommy. Even though you left a fucking, [00:11:00] see, that's why I'm making that favor. Why you making a hate comment on me? Even though you're making hate comments on our video. But you know what, actually, we got some really nice comments and I think we should read them at the end of this.

Yeah. We, I wanna read Think so too. I wanna read our positive comments at the end. Yeah. 'cause they made me so happy. Yeah. I was like, oh my God. Oh, I love that. Um, but I do think, like hate speech, right? Mm-hmm. Hate speech would be. Hypothetically, you know, like making a threat or not. Hypothetically, literally making a threat actually.

Like being like, yeah, I'm gonna, I'm gonna like pew. That's hate speech. You know what I mean? Or like, do you think it has to be a specific, I think that's a threat that's hate speech, like legally, but I think hate speech and threats are different. Be okay. So what's the difference between a hate speech and a threat?

Because like, I think a threat is like, I'm gonna kill you with my Glock at three o'clock downstairs. Ooh. Bars. Yeah. Ooh, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Yeah. Downstairs. And hate speech is like, you're such a fucking gay something. I'm allowed to say gay. [00:12:00] So you know, like you're saying something like that. I think everyone can say gay, right?

And I think opinion, like are we talking opinion? We're just like, I personally don't believe that being gay is allowed in my head. We don't care. Wait, who can't say the word gay? Stop. But I think those are three different things. One is saying, okay, my opinion on the matter is, I personally don't feel, I personally don't feel like that should be a thing.

One saying like, you're a fucking gay, blah, blah, blah, blah. Like you're, you're being hateful, you're being disrespectful. And then a threat is saying, I'm going to fucking fuck you up at this time at this place because let me tell you something about fucking threats. If you go to the police and you tell them, this person said I'm gonna kill you, they're gonna be like, that's not enough.

They have to say, I'm gonna kill you with a gun at three o'clock at your mama's crib. Okay. That's a real thing, just so know. Yeah. That is all. That is a real thing. Yeah. So, you know, the internet, my AI [00:13:00] overview said that free speech is a constitutionally protected, right. But hate speech, though, not a protected legal category, is often protected under the first amendment unless it falls into narrow exceptions.

Like true threats. Mm-hmm. Date, place, time, like Yeah, A whole life. You gotta do a lot to make it a threat. I'm gonna be honest. Issue, person, place, and thing up in there, you know? Yeah. And then an indictments to violence. Going back to rps and Qs, we was in third grade for real. What is that verb? Oh, wait, no, that's a noun.

All right, hold on. True threats incitements to violence or defamation. Yeah. The core difference is that free speech protects the right to express even offensive ideas. Yeah. While hate speech becomes unprotected when it comes, or when it crosses the line into actionable harm, such as inciting illegal action or making direct threats of violence.

So. Technically, like you're allowed to hate speech all the hell you want, as long as you're not okay. But then there's like hate crimes. Is hate speech. A hate crime? Okay. Hate speech isn't a hate crime. I think hate speech is you're saying something that is absolutely fucking immoral as fuck, and [00:14:00] you're piece of shit for saying it.

But then hate crime is you're doing a crime because you hate who that per like a gay person or a black person or a white person, whatever it may be. Mm-hmm. Like you're doing it because you hate who that person is or what they are, or what they stand for, whatever it may be. Yeah. So it, yeah. It has to be something like a criminal act.

Yeah. Like v vandalism or soul. Yeah. And it has to be motivated by like bias. It has to be with the intent of they knew that you were doing it for that. It takes a lot to get people arrested. I ain't even gonna lie to you. I mean, it don't though, because then there's like hella people going to jail for weed.

For weed. Like, you know, like Kamala. She did. She did in prison. Like a lot of black men for marijuana charges. Gimme my blunt. Gimme my blunt bitch. What the hell? And that was legal everywhere. But you know, they ain't arrest in like these, like really fucked up people. That's a whole nother separate talk.

But I would just say it, I'm gonna just say it because I need people to, when I say I'm in the middle, I'm in the middle. Like I, I [00:15:00] ain't getting on Kamala right now, but that can be a whole nother segment 'cause we can go there. But I'm saying they're all evil. I do agree that I don't care. It, it's hard to get people who need to be in.

Jail actually in jail. But it's easy as fuck to get someone pulled over and have a little nug on the next thing you know, they in jail for like five years. Yeah. Like when, why that happen? Why, why does that happen? Like, why you in jail bro? And they're like, man, I was smoking a blunt in the car. They like, how long you got my whole life?

I got a life sentence like, bro, what do you mean over a n over a little over another nit power. And the other dude would be like, yeah, I stabbed someone because they were gay, but I'm getting out in two years. And then they're like, they got out in six months on like good behavior. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm like, bro.

So come on now. The system is fucked. System's fucked. Government's fucked. Fuck the fuck. Cops fucked everyone. They all fucked. Fuck. Now Jimmy Kimmel, we all fucked. Now Jimmy Kimmel fired, fucked, fuck like boy. And you know what, you know he's got money. He'll be all right. [00:16:00] Like he'll be fine. I mean, he'll be all right.

But he was doing something that he loved, like being a comedian. That's something he, and he's gonna still fucking do that shit. I don't give a fuck with anyone. He better hop up in the, the podcast studio. He's still, he's gonna make his own fucking channel. Yeah. The fuck he gonna do that shit. But to have.

That's crazy. I don't even, that's crazy. Literally, I wanna see Joe Rogan interview Jimmy Kimmel. I wonder if that's gonna happen. We're setting it up right now. Let's see if I predict the, no, let's see if I predicted the future. You, I'm trying. No, I'm trying to be like, no, we don't. I'm trying to be like South Park and predict the future and shit.

And like The Simpsons, they both be doing that. So I'm predicting that Jimmy Kimmel will be on Joe Rogan's podcast. If it doesn't happen. This, I'm going to go in every form of media and remove it. Me saying that she has to be right. I, as you saw from our last podcast, I don't have to be right. I am right.

And I've never once been wrong in my life, so I don't know what you're talking about. Um, but yeah, so I think that, I think that Jimmy Kimmel deserves a platform to speak and I think it's fucked. He got removed. Yeah. And, but Trump apparently had nothing to do with it. But it was not, it was not Trump [00:17:00] that got him removed and removed.

It wasn't Trump that got him removed. It was the higher ups in his. Actual industry. So allegedly. Allegedly. You never know. Wait, is that Trump

Des: allegedly?

Elena: Is that how he

Des: I don't

Elena: think that's

Des: a good Trump impression.

Elena: I don't know who that was, but it was not Trump. But I was doing the same thing. It was kind of bad.

You know, people who can do super good Trump impressions. That shit makes me laugh so, so hard. Like, I'm not gonna lie,

Des: I lowkey feel like I'm gonna go home tonight. And practice. And practice.

Elena: Yeah. I lowkey feel like, um, I feel like he does laugh at that. I feel like Donald Trump's, you've got to, 'cause I laugh at, in all my insecurities, like I laugh at my man.

I'd be laughing at y'all's comments. I ain't even gonna lie to you. I feel so I know he'd be laughing. I know he'd be like, damn, that shit was funny. I wish it wasn't about me because that shit would be funny. I'd repost it, but But then he can't repost it because I look, if someone made a whole clip, someone do [00:18:00] this, if someone made a whole clip of my eye drifting off, I'd repost that shit.

I ain't gonna watch if someone does that, she's gonna be mad about it. But she's gonna be like, I'd be like, but it was funny, but I'm mad. But it was funny. I'm gonna repost it because that took dedication. Like you really went out there and you found every single, it's not gonna be hard, but you found every single clip of my eye lazy and off.

And you going, I got a fan,

Des: I got a,

Elena: no. I think that I dead ass think that his ego is most likely, and I mean this kindly don't kill me. Um, big enough. Kindly to kindly look at all of the things that are put out about him. Like there was a whole South Park episode where it was like, Donald Trump's fucking Satan, but he was like, actually fucking Satan.

Yeah. So they were like, this just in, we're trying to find out if Donald Trump is fucking Satan, but it's like, it was hilarious, bro. And I wonder if he sat back and watched it and was like, I don't know. I feel like when you just have that much power in your head and you like have that much money, you don't give a [00:19:00] fuck.

But they were comparing him with Saddam Hussein. Oh yeah. Because they had the same thing where it was like, he's fucking Satan. And it was like the same type of like character that the way they did it. Like all the like Canadians perspectives, I guess. Yeah. Yeah. But also I, I don't know, it's, it's hard to compare people to certain people.

I think the whole gov, again, they're fucking evil. They don't love you. They're not your mommy. They're not your daddy. They're not your baby. They give fuck about you. They're not your cat. They're not your dog. They don't fucking give a fuck about you. Power is addicting. It's probably more addicting than heroin.

Yeah. Being able to get away with whatever you wanna fucking get away with. Come on now. Yeah, bro. I, I don't know if this is real, but I saw like, I was on like YouTube shorts. Oh my god. People will be making fun of me for being on YouTube shorts, like scrolling through it. I'm on Instagram reels, so it's okay.

I'll be on anything that I can swipe, you know, like I can be on TikTok period. And then I'm like, ah, TikTok Tinder. Okay. I do not fuck with Tinder. I hate Tinder so much. They're literally all right. Revert back. I had to, I had to throw it in. She said everything. I hate Tinder. [00:20:00] Oh, I'm sorry. I, um, I just apologize.

Sorry. But, um, I. I will swipe on anything. Anyway, I was on YouTube shorts and it was like Arnold Schwartz. Arnold Schwarzenegger. Yeah. He um, what? Isn't that his name? Don't laugh at me. I was trying to pronounce it. Is that bad? Why

Des: you say that now? I'm embarrassed. You was. It was strong. It was strong at the end there.

And I knew it was coming and my face ro rewind and washed. I was like, Chene. I know. And

Elena: I was, that's why I paused. You said it chene. That guy was, I don't like you right now. I was trying to tell the story, bro. My face was so strong. I like fuck. I know. And she was waiting for me to say it. You just, it was strong.

That's how you pronounce his name, not racist. So don't be disrespectful 'cause I will fuck you up. Okay. Period. So anyway, I don't, alright, keep going. I don't, I said a name, I don't give a fuck, but I literally, so [00:21:00] he's like, okay, this big buff dude Arnold. Yeah. We all know who he is. Butch cut. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

And he like was apparently like hanging out with like some world leader. I wanna say, wait, I need to figure it out. I need to figure this out. I need to figure it. She really does this. We like, its sitting and then she'll like, just a second. Lemme get factual on No, because I don't like not knowing what I'm talking about.

Yeah. But apparently there was a, um, world leader who was like, oh, you think that like being strong physically is like real power. And then he like commanded a woman to jump off a building. She did. And like he watched it happen and he was like, damn, I guess that is real power. But I wanna see, I wanna know if a TV show's Putin TV show.

See, that's why I don't know if it's real. I No, this is a TV show because I beyond, no, because I beyond put this shit out. No, no, no, no, no. I'm okay with, I said, I don't know how real it is, but um it was in her dream like 10 years ago, probably. I probably dreamed this. No, it was, and you were like. No. If I find it, I will literally like [00:22:00] post it on one of our pages, but um, yeah, I'm gonna post the video just out of nowhere.

Just a video. You're gonna be like, I was right. Everyone knows this. Totally dream. If it's true, let us know. No, because I feel like it, I feel like that's real. Or someone made it on the internet and so I couldn't. It might've been ai. No, this was a few years ago that I saw this because I was on like, what the red, red pill, blue pill.

'cause I was like lifting. And I was like on that. Like I was, I had the algorithm where it was like, get up, get it done. Stop being fucking depressed. Fucking take your pre-work out. Did you have your glass of water today? Yeah. Did you fucking wake up, get the shit done? You need to get done. Did you make $15 million this morning?

That's my bitch. No, I just

Des: saved my fruit loop like bro.

Elena: Oh my God. I, I was on there like I'm doing, I wake up at 3:00 AM every day. I, I'm not doing that shit. Monsters. Yeah. You know when you're like, damn, I should really snooze.

Des: Yeah.

Elena: They're like, [00:23:00] bro, those were like the people who ate like, I don't know, like cow testicles.

Motherfuckers are on steroids. Yeah. And a lot of pre-workout. I love that. She just doesn't hear what I say, bro. They be eating raw cow testicles. Cow. I've seen that shit. Yes. I'm not gonna lie, sometimes like to go to sleep, I'll be watching them videos 'cause that shit be crazy. They would like cut littles.

They'd be like, meat jelly. I'd be like, oh, oh, you just suck that raw. You suck that S raw. But they the same people like, I'm not gay. I'm not gay, bro. You're literally sucking cow balls. Fucking balls. You're sucking cow balls out. And then they're like, that makes me a man. I mean, period. So, okay. Okay. Okay. So I personally,

I personally, I don't hate a raw meat diet. Whoa. Don't even, don't even, I'm not saying shit. Okay. She gave a face and she was like, that was just my face. No,

Des: it

Elena: wasn't, bro. I'm not judging anyone who's eating raw meat. 'cause before we had, I don't know, I feel like we always had fire. Fire makes stone, you know what I [00:24:00] mean?

Wait, fire makes a stone. Stone makes fire. I feel like fire was always a thing, but some people was just lazy. Think about it. I don't like he, you know, like people who eat the ramen noodles without putting no water in it and eating it up. They do that. People do that. I mean, you talking about raw meat, I mean, I'll eat like a piece of steak and not cook it.

That's, that's what I'm saying. But that's not bad though. I am who I am.

Des: You know when you were a kid and you get the ETT noodle and you'd be like, I

Elena: hated that. That shit's nasty. That shit is nasty over here. Talking about eating raw steak. Okay. Don't judge me for my carb intake. That's Oh, you did that? I did do that.

Yeah. I'm not judging you for your carb intake. I wasn't for how you eating? Whatever eat. Why does she do that? Bro wants me canceled, bro. Like you want me like everyone hating, bro. I'm a starving. I'm starving and hungry. I'm not laughing, bro. I'm not laughing with you or at you. Imagine me as a comedian, bro.

I'd be stressed. I get canceled so fucking fast. You already are getting canceled, bro. I [00:25:00] know everything I've said, people are like, I don't give a fuck period. It's the point of either I don me talking, either I talk like this. I like last year was posting like literal lingerie tiktoks, and they were doing pretty like, good, I think I got 9 million on one and a half of the comments were like, fucking slut, get off my fucking for you page.

You disgust disgusted me. You're me, you're going to hell. I was like, bro, I'm, and they were like, I don't want my boyfriend to see this. I don't want my man to see this. That's gonna be horrible, bro. You, and I'm like, gracious now, and I, well anyway, as the, I was telling a story. Okay. I was very passionate.

Sorry, go back. Yes, thank you. So when they were, see now I lost my train of thought. I was getting those comments and it did I, at first I was like, I'm going to hell. I must thought and then I was like, I don't care. Because I was literally posting it for like, it's not like I don't, oh, well you know what I was gonna say, it's not like dudes are buying the lingerie, but you know, you do you.

They might buy it for their girl. They might be buying it to wear it. And if you do, period, but you need to post a review next time. Because that shit was [00:26:00] rapping my cheeks. Yeah. That this, this lingerie I really like, like imagine like, hold my ball, fuck it up. Like fuck it up, queen. But I was like, I had to put up there like, girl, this is for you.

Like you buy it, it's for you to buy and not, yeah. I can't help with your man looking. I'm not selling, I'm not selling my, I'm not selling sex, I'm not selling like go follow my OF or whatever. I'm literally selling the article of clothing I'm wearing. Yeah. Which is talk my man about, I'm looking at things.

Right. Or just leave him because you, why you always get mad at the women? Why? Right. That's the question. Why we always mad at women? Your man be standing there like, and you be yelling at the girl and I'm like, bro, fuck him up. Yeah. Because she ain't do nothing. I mean, I mean sometimes they know and then they should both be fucked up.

Oh, now it's your turn. That my baby woo bear. Oh my God. I know

Des: she not with us boo beer.

Elena: Yeah, she not with us today. She gotta work. Yeah. Anyway, so, um, no, I, I, I hate that. I hate when we [00:27:00] blame women for male di di diddling Of the what? The bean, that's not the bean. Back to the last episode. Yeah. They don't, well, they don't have a bean.

Well, they might, they could have a bean, I dunno. I don't know. Don't do, don't do this to me. Don't do this to me. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Dilin. Whatever they got, bro. I don't know. So, okay. Have you been on TikTok lately or no? No, I've been working. Have you been on TikTok? That's gonna say I been on TikTok lately when I'm taking a shit period.

Good for you. I love that for you. I also go, I, I also that and sports betting. I know she been sports betting like a motherfucker last night. What'd you do? I won. Yeah, you won. She would put a 15 in for six Legg Parlay. Mm-hmm. Eh, whatever that be. And I won. I ain't telling y'all how much I won, but I'm a millionaire now.

Just kidding. I made $140. So basically a millionaire, honestly. And this economy, that's $2 yo. Yeah, the, don't even get me started. I'm gonna, right. Okay, so there's this girl, Raven, have you seen this? Raven Simone. Sorry. [00:28:00] I'm sorry, go back. No, it's, her name's Raven. Raven. Ross and she was on Love Is Blind. Okay.

And I watched, I actually don't watch dating shows, but I did watch this one season. 'cause there was this girl that I was friends with who like put it on all the time. Okay. And we like kind of got into it together and watched one season together, but we're not friends anymore. Fuck you. And then, um, fuck you.

That's how I Yeah. Fuck you, bro. That's, you know, you are, fuck you. That's how I feel about that. Anyway, bro. It's just some py me bro. Nevermind. We gotta talk about, I gotta know what's going on. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm sorry. Um, but we would watch it and she was on there and she like got with this one dude, whatever it was it, she, she was like a reality TV personality and an influencer.

But she is also a Pilates instructor. Okay. And she did a lot of like fitness and Pilates content. Mm-hmm. She instructs it. She has a website. You buy her Pilates, that kind of thing. Oh yeah. She whipped out her TikTok video camera and posted a video. Claiming that Pilates is not very diverse or [00:29:00] accessible because it is like Bottega and, um, she, she suggested Pilates is more like a luxury brand, something high-end, exclusive.

Um, because of like the training hours for it. I'm like, girl, bitch, I can get on YouTube right now. Quit playing on me. No, she's acting like that. That's what I said, bro. She's acting like it's for free. She's acting like it's healthcare. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like this is how they're trained healthcare right now.

Like it's a luxury thing. But you know, I won't get into that. Yeah. Um, and she, she emphasized next topic. Yeah. She emphasized, um, that the training qualification, like 500 hours of training is why is so expensive. And like, she just sounded so like, like she was literally like, so think of Bottega, so it's not gonna be a diverse area because it's like Bottega.

And I'm like, bitch, I mean, I know that Pilates hard. I did like one minute. And I was like, she said, but, but like, I. She was, I can get it for free on YouTube. Chill out. Yeah. She was like, it's expensive. So mind you LOL, she has a 14 week program for [00:30:00] $35 on her website. And she was like, you know, if you don't have money, you shouldn't like be doing Pilates 14 week for $35.

Girl. That's less than my Netflix. Yeah. Chill. I know. I'm like, chill. She told about, so it's not so 14 week for 35. That's the deal right there. Yeah. It was just, it was weird. 'cause she was also like, it came off very like elitist. Right. Because she was, um, discussing like diversity and accessibility. Yeah.

You know, but then you're saying only if you're rich you can buy this. Yes. But also like $35 chill out now. Ain't that broke? Yeah. I was like, girl, what the fuck? I was looking at it like, bro, I ain't buying that shit. I'm getting for free. Oh. And on her website it says Pilates is for everybody. Bitch, did you not just say bro, I was, she's probably just trying to make it seem better than it is.

So people go and buy her $35 14 class 14 Week Pro. Yeah. Like program like God, it's just like, bro, I, they have, they have amputee Pilates. There is someone up on YouTube who does literal Pilates and doesn't have like a leg [00:31:00] and that's cool as fuck. No, that's cool as fuck. Don't let that shit stop you. Yeah.

I thought that shit was dope and Yeah, but you know, that's free and it's a tutorial so I can learn how to do it. I can learn how to do and harder Pilates. Yeah. Literally. Exactly. And harder. Now we got a competition. Yep. So look, I'm just saying like. Bro, it was, it was crazy. Like just the way that, um, she kinda like put it out there.

Mm-hmm. And bro and her man be cheating on her. I don't know nothing about that now. Yeah. So, so she, the guy that she was with from Love Is Blind. Um, he is Nigerian. So it was very, like their wedding was very strict on the culture and like when she was meeting his family, it, she did seem. Very, almost like scared off by the culture.

Um, because it was like her, his family, it was mostly his family Uhhuh. Like she wasn't used to like the two different backgrounds. Yeah, yeah. Very different backgrounds. Yeah. Yeah. Um, but it was like a whole thing. 'cause he wasn't even hiding the fact that he ended up cheating on her so they didn't get married.

At the end of love is blind like they usually do. Yeah. You [00:32:00] know how they get like at the end. I mean, sometimes they do, sometimes they don't. Yeah. I'll be like, oh, you gonna say now y'all married? Yeah. But then she like, I guess she like stayed with 'em and shit, but like she went on a tweeting rampage like, this shit's crazy.

You're gonna cheat on me with a white girl, da da da da da. Imagine expecting something out somebody when you literally don't get married to after the show. Well, I mean, that's, that's crazy because why the fuck I'm not, why would I fucking ever marry someone? That's what I'm saying. But you gonna stay with 'em after you know, yo, she me.

So you're expecting something outta somebody. That's crazy. Catch me, catch me on a dating show. In the near future, I'm gonna apply. I think I'd be so entertaining, bro. She'd fuck every single one. I would not do that. I wouldn't. I'm sick of you perpetuating these SLU standards on me. You think? You think everyone else would be bad?

She didn't get up there. She fucking, your man Shem not doing that. No, bro. I would literally, no, she's actually a very girl's girl. Yeah. I don't like that shit. She is a very big girl's girl. I would actually, yeah, I lowkey would get like that. She'd be like, girl, did you know your man was cheating on y'all saw last night?

Well, [00:33:00] yeah. I literally would. That would be me. I'd be like a snitch bro. She'd be in there going to, and then she'd be like, they would vote me off, but you know, if, if he ain't satisfying you, I'm here. That's, that would be me. I'd be like, oh shit, I saw your man cheating on you with this other bitch. But like, I know this isn't like the, I know you heard version of Love Island, but I can't,

Des: I can

Elena: help you.

Who did that? Um, Fran Francesca. And what was it off of? That one show where you can't fuck. What's that? That one? It's that one love show where you can't fuck. Like if you fuck, you end up losing some of the money that is on the table. Girl. I don't know what the whole team, I don't do reality. I like cartoons.

Fuck that shit is crazy. I like cartoons, bro. And then she ended up doing a Uno reverse and she said, well bitch, I'm gonna fuck the girl that you wanna fuck. And I was like, eh. And now she's gay, living her happy gay dreams and I'm so happy for her. Period. I don't know. Wait, I don't know if she's gay because she's dating a trans man, [00:34:00] so I don't.

I don't know. Wait, okay. So are they, do they, no. Are they transferring male to female or female to male? Female To male. Okay. So she's not gay. Yeah. So she's not gay. I, but I don't know. I don't know if she's bi. I don't, I don't know. I can't tell you sexual, her relationship's not gay. But they had two beautiful kids and shit now, so it's actually pretty cool.

So now, and that man did hurt dirty on the show, just saying so about that guy. I don't know, bro. I literally, I just wanna go on for the clout. I ain't even gonna lie to you. I told you that's what I would go on for. She'd be floating around acting crazy. I'd be bored, I'd be so bored. I'd go on and be like.

She'd be in there. They'd be like, what? I like any of y'all, I

Des: the fuck did y'all bring onto this show? I'd be

Elena: like, I don't like any of y'all. All y'all piss me off. She's in the, in the Caribbean doing mermaid dances in the water. I'm like, I literally would go for the free trip. Are you kidding me? But you know what is messed up?

What they'll do on like Love Island and all those shows and stuff is they'll have people literally like sit sitting in a hotel. They'll like fill up a hotel of people for like bombshells this, that, and the third and you just sit there the whole two months and wait [00:35:00] to get picked and you can't have your phone or none of that shit seems very pick me.

Yeah. Like I'm not here for, I'm not sitting in that, that fucking hotel waiting to get picked. I mean, y'all paying for the hotel is a nice hotel. I mean, yeah, they're paying for it, but I don't think they're able to leave the hotel. You paying for me not being at work? Yeah. Well see. I don't know if they get That's what you gotta think about it.

I don't think they get paid money. You ridiculous. Yeah. Don't do that to be in the hotel. But they get a free trip for two months. Yeah. And make no money. That sounds like a waste of my fucking time. That sounds like a big waste of your fucking time. I would have to like know, I'd be on it. I'd have to know, I would be getting like my recognition, have time out here in these streets because I would really just start like doing like the sumo, like, like just randomly with the camera on.

I would have the best time ever. I would literally just be like, I'd be doing my conventional. I'll be like, I don't know. I don't like nobody here, man. I don't fuck with none of these hoes. I don't fuck with none of these hoes. They all weird. And I one dude, he stink. Yeah, bro. I'd be like on the camera like.

[00:36:00] Sup mom, s sub had sub de, I would literally be sitting there like saying hi to everyone. They'd be like, this bitch ain't even doing, this ain't shit. She's even doing shit. She partic, you know when they get mad, when the person's like not participating. I know she's out there like, I met a cat today. I'm taking a cat home.

I fell in love with the cat, so found my love with the cat. I'll be leaving. And you know how they slowly walk off the show? I'll be leaving with the love I found and then they slowly walk off with the cat, me, my cat, bro, that would be so heat. I'm actually like, this is gonna be my dream tonight. And it's gonna be amazing.

Like I got a cap and I got a free trip. You, you plan your dreams. Yeah. You don't like that, don't you? No, but when I get into my dreams mm-hmm. I control my shit. Okay. Lucid dreamer. No, that shit's crazy. Okay. Third, I'll enter my dream and then I'm like, oh, we're in this dimension. All right, bet. Let's fuck some shit up.

People will be trying to kill me and shit, and I'll be like. Pause, and they're like, and I'm like, yeah, bitch. Who you

Des: thought this? Who you think this is? Bitch you out. You just paused. But then sometimes

Elena: my dream tries to take back control [00:37:00] and you know, where it's like slowmo hitting and you can't like hit hard.

I'm stress y'all the fuck I'm talking about. I'm, and I should be making me mad, but I take control of my dreams, period. I love that for you. I, so I have like no control over my dreams except for if I think about something really hard before my dream, I'll dream about it. So I'll be like, okay,

Des: I'm gonna dream about,

Elena: I think about it really hard for like 30 minutes.

I have to like turn my TV off and like be like deep in thought. You typically have to be like a little, a little high for that. But I'll be like, okay, I'm gonna thing over and over again. She's not to do illegal things. I won't, I'm not, I, that's nothing I do is illegal. It's called a vape shop gummies.

That's, I don't do illegal things. Nothing I do is illegal. My name's Elena, not illegal. Anyway, so I. Anyway, I'll do that. But then I'll get, sometimes if I do it too hard, I get sleep paralysis and then I'm like, fuck. And then you're staring at your body sleep and you're like, no, I, I don't have that. My sleep paralysis is like I, I'm my own demon.

I'm just there like this. And then I can't like [00:38:00] close my eyes, bitch. I be my own demon. I just, but you know what? Standing in the corner looking at myself, bro, I sleep paralysis, demon. Kind of cute, bro. Like I know I'll be looking at my sleep demon like

bitch, my sleep demon. I don't know. It's like this big like slenderman looking thing. And I'm like, oh, that's her type. I do like, yeah, she like her little tall slim motherfucker. Yeah, the problem. Nice

Des: to meet you. How you doing? Oh, okay.

Elena: Why you gotta get picked tall fuckers like, damn, I can't even see the motherfucker, bro.

It's just, I don't know. I can't help it. TI typically, that's just what happened. But my sleep processs. Maybe that's why. Maybe it's my sleep paralysis demon. 'cause I've always had the same dude. My sleep paralysis. It's a dude. Are you sure it's a dude? It might be a bitch. Same thing. You gonna ask him, next time you a, is you a girl or a girl?

Are you an alien, bro? Just be like, bro, just be like walking around my bed and shit. I'm like, yo, what are you doing? Why are you up in my room? For real? Anyway, so the whole thing with Raven, that [00:39:00] was like tone deaf as fuck. So then she deleted that video. She put up an apology and it was like, yeah, sorry.

You guys felt that way. I love that. I love when people apologize and they're like, sorry that you feel that way, but I don't give a fuck. No. But she wasn't like, I don't give a fuck. She was like, I wasn't trying to do that, but like she was trying to be like a genuine apology. Mm-hmm. But then it was like coming off like.

I don't give a fuck. 'cause the, what she was saying was, I don't give a fuck. But the way she was saying it was like, and so I'm really sorry you guys felt that way. Like, I really hate that. But it wasn't, I thought it was SA satire at first. Mm-hmm. And I was like, girl, what are we doing? And that, and that would've been kind of funny if it was satire.

Like she's making fun of people doing a po. I mean, she didn't whip out ukulele like Miranda sings, bitch. Sometimes I respect people more when they're like, I'm sorry that you feel bad about that, but shit, I don't care. I don't care. I'm like, oh, you a real bitch. All right. You ain't taking back that apo unless it's something crazy.

But like, I'll be like, all right, you cool and shit, I'm gonna follow you. [00:40:00] Yeah. Like Leo Cepi, you know he's a Republican, right? Did you find that out? Yeah, I did. That's what I'm about to talk about. Oh, okay. Period. So Leo Skee, he posted a video. And he was talking about the Charlie Kirk thing and yada, yada, yada.

And people were mad as fuck and easy. I'm sorry, I'm laughing. That's not funny. The video he posted afterwards, I'm not, oh my God. He posted in the video and he's, you know, doing his video. He's like, oh yeah, what should I, what should I dress my zebra up for for Halloween? And then puts the camera on the zebra?

And I'm like, I'm not mad. That's like me saying I okay personally, I have tons of Republican friends. I have tons of Democratic friends. Why am I gonna be mad at him for being a Republican? Wait, I'm confused. 'cause I didn't actually see the video. I did not see that actually, I didn't see the video of him confirming he is a Republican.

I just saw the video of him. I just saw the video of him saying that what happened with Charlie Kirk was fucked up. And I think people tend to run with things and they're like, oh, [00:41:00] you're a Republican if you're So, he could not be a Republican. He could just think it's fucked up. Someone died. Yeah. You know?

Yeah. They're saying that he's a, he is not officially affiliated with the Republican party, but his political comments and associations have led many to characterize his views as conservative. LOL. I saw a video saying like, Leo Schiess are a Republican. Yeah. Like that's, and so me and and Matt were about it.

That's why trusted the internet immediately because it's always gonna be some bullshit straight off the bat. So he really just said he felt bad for broker dying. He was just saying that he felt bad that it happened. Like he, it shouldn't have happened. Like that death shouldn't happen. But then his apology v he was like, Hey, I'm mad ain't child.

He was like, what should I dress my zebra up as for Halloween? And then put it on the camera? And I was like, dope. I love that. No, but seriously, because repost and I did already post at end the day, like apologizing for like shit on the internet to people, I don't know, is so stupid. It's like, I don't even know to me, why am I giving you an apology?

What the fuck am I ap? What do I owe you? Oh my God, I hurt your feelings. Yeah. Turn your phone off. Yeah. Oh, like, literally turn it off. Like, unless it's something absolutely [00:42:00] malice and like, I don't even care. Disrespectful, I don't care. I do agree with apologizing on something like that. But like, if it's something that like genuinely you just said something and it was just a funny joke and people didn't like it, like, chill the fuck out.

Malice again. So my threes okay. Right. If, if it is murder. Pedophilia or sexual assault. Yeah. Period. You better not just be apologizing to the internet. Yeah. You'd be, you must be. You should shit down real, real quick. Go to prison. I don't take your shit down like onion bro. When everyone found out he was like a fucking pedophile and shit.

Mm-hmm Bro, that shit broke my heart. I used to think he was fucking, let's be honest, there's so many people still on the internet that have been known to have like done some things. James Charles to people. She just be ready to call out people straight off the bat, be ready to, I don't give a fuck, say names off the bat.

I don't give a fuck. Like people who have slept with people who are under age, shit like that crazy ass shit. And they still trending. So people don't care. People don't care. That's disgusting. Once they get past, two days after the shit happened, they're like, ah, did, didn't really happen. I don't know. I don't give a fuck [00:43:00] anymore.

Charles. Literally, Charles content's kind of cool. Yeah, it's, it'd be a week. That's as simple as it is. It'd be a week. And then he like make a video of him singing at a McDonald's line and then everyone's like, 'cause he is like, oh me, when the TikTok band happens. And he was like, yeah, what do you want from Chick-fil-A?

Or like, what do you want from McDonald's? Right. I want

Des: Chick-fil-A. Yeah.

Elena: Ooh, we should get Chick-fil-A and then sit at the restaurant and eat the Chick-fil-A there. Anyway, but, um, no, we were, that's rude. Don't do that. We, I used to work there, she works there, so it's fine. I work, it's fine if we can do that anyways.

Um, no, the, that's so he did that and then everyone was like, haha. James Charles is so funny. I forgot how funny he was like, he's just so haha silly. And I'm like, um, he sent dick pics to a 15-year-old you fucking weirdos. Are you kidding me? You're just gonna be like, oh. And they're,

Des: but his content is amazing.

He funny. He's

Elena: such a good makeup artist. What the fuck. And then he made his apology video was, I was desperate. Oh my God. You were desperate. I'm so sorry. Maybe like, [00:44:00] literally do anything else. Do literally anything else feel like at that point you got enough money to pay for a hooker. Yeah. Get yeah. Of age, of age hooker, please.

We don't condone this. It's illegal, right? Hookers are illegal. A escort. A escort ain't illegal. I think they're illegal. A escort ain't fucking illegal. I'm pretty sure that's illegal. Put that shit up. Is um, escort ain't illegal, escort illegal? I don't know. Let them get they bag. I don't give a fuck. Yeah.

So as long as no sexual acts are exchanged for money, so it would be like, attend a social event, have a conversation, so like an ES escort, you take two. I mean, but let's be honest, both of 'em are legal. He over here fucking around with a 15-year-old. I know. Well, yeah. No dip. I would rather, rather, obviously I would rather, yeah, I would rather you have like consensual paid sex.

Yeah. That's illegal than literally consensual sodomize a child, a 15-year-old can't fucking disgusting to a grown ass fucking man. Let alone [00:45:00] a dick pic. I don't, I don't know. And then he did the, okay, so then everyone gave him shit for like trying to convert straight men, which I actually don't really give a fuck that he did that.

I'm not gonna lie to you. 'cause he was, they were like, oh, he is flirting with straight men. Don't me do know how many men hit on, come on now. Do you know how bro men hit on, dunno what I am. Men hit on me. Men hit on, no, I'm damn gay. Fuck I don't be nothing. And they'd be like, so yeah. Hit on some, yeah, hit on some fucking straight men.

I don't give a fuck if he did that. I like, Hey mama. Like, I'd be like, Hey mama. It's just the point where it gets Okay, once it gets to harassment, then it's a problem. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like hitting on a straight dude, I don't give a fuck sexually harassing a straight dude being like, yeah, being that's fucked.

It's to a point. Like if they start showing some, eh, I wanna fuck you ain't straight. You interested and curious. I mean, I ain't gonna tell people what they are. They just who they are. If you flirting with a man you interested and curious, it's as simple as that. If you a man flirting with a man, you're interested and curious, then curious that is or, but if you looking at 'em and you like, Hey, I just don't fly that way, then you're straight.

I mean, that's okay. Like I ain't [00:46:00] telling people they are. 'cause they could be like, Hey, I just don't fly that way. But really they think the dude's ugly.

Des: I'm gay, but just not for you, bitch. Yeah, that's what

Elena: I mean, bro.

Des: Bro,

Elena: I'm gay. Just not for for you. For you. Yeah. Real shit. You know how many times I had to tell people that I had friends that were girls and they'd be like, so you're gay, so you think I'm cute? Like, bitch, no, you're ugly. I hate that shit.

Like, you're ugly. I'm gay. I like pretty women. I hate that shit. I, in high school, I, I was v out and there would be like a lot of girls that would like, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was out as Elena, you know what I mean? I was like, I don't care what gender you are. Like if you, you. Like, I like what I like, I don't care.

Um, so like, I would, girls would come over for sleepovers and they'd be like, so do you wanna like kiss? Like, only if you're down. And I would be like, well, sometimes I kind of was like, but sometimes I was like, no girl. I just, no, no. You know how many songs I had to do? I just, [00:47:00] I just, I don't wanna play with you.

Yeah. That's, you are, you're not cute. It's not, it wasn't, it wasn't about whether or not they were cute. That's my whole thing. I just didn't mesh well with their brain. They would be like talking to me about something I didn't give a flying fuck about. They were like, did you see like the football scores?

But can we kiss? Some of 'em be scary as hell too. They be attacking you and shit and you like, so so that's like assault. That's actually sexual assault. That's assault. Yeah. So that's what we were talking about. Don't do that. Don't do that. It doesn't matter if you're gay or not. It's still a don't do that wrong to do that.

So, um, you know, like respect people's boundaries and shit. I'm not hating on you for hitting on someone like, Hey, you're kind of cute. Can I get your number? If they're like, nah. Be like, bet, bet body. Adios. No, because motherfuckers, I had a motherfucker pull up beside my car yesterday though. I had a motherfucker pull up beside my car and like the back window was to where my passenger window was and the window rolled down and he's like looking at me like, smile, smile.

You're so beautiful. Like, I just see the sun shining on you. You're so [00:48:00] beautiful. So just smile. No, you can't even sit in your car these days. Can't sit and drive down the road. I can't sit, I can't have RBF alone in my fucking car. I'm like sitting there like this. I'm listening to straight, straight. She literally drives

Des: like that.

Elena: I'm like this listening to straight. This motherfucker does that. I gotta turn down my music. I'm like, why the fuck he rolling his window down like my tire flat shit, no smile. I wanted to scream out the window, die. But you know, I can't wish death on people. I wanted to say worse thing. I can't say what I wanted to say, but I was like.

Don't tell me to smile. Now I'm about to cus your ass out. Yeah. Now you're gonna feel stupid. And then he rolled his window up. We went to the same place. That was horrible. I, I got outta my car and was like, oh my God, it's fucking, she told me about this. Yeah. Rose some crazy shit. But anyway. No. Fuck. So that whole thing was super tone deaf and then people were giving her issues like, um, people react [00:49:00] at all angry.

It's 'cause she talked about Pilate Pilates, proximity to whiteness and IE like Pilates has been associated with white upper class people, which is tied up with who typically can afford certain Stu Studios trainers, equipment, et cetera. Bitch, it's on YouTube.

Des: Yeah.

Elena: If you're doing the whole reform Pilates, I think they got classes down in Raleigh for literally like 25 bucks a class.

Literally sometimes they do $5 for the first Friday of every month. Okay. So you know what, everybody out outside the Pilates class. I got my $5. I'm working out. You got my $5. I mean, these people just trying to work out. Let a motherfucker work out. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, ugh. I'm about to take my gay ass into a Pilates club tomorrow.

That shit pissed me off. You better go to Pilates. I'm gonna go. I'm one minute in. I'm gonna be gone though. No, I'm gonna be there. I'm gonna be like, I would love, I would love a Pilates. I've literally never taken, well, no. I did a Pilates, I did the free classes that went my gym. Oh my God. Free classes with my gym membership for Pilates.

It doesn't sound like a very bottega thing, you know? Oops, [00:50:00] I'm sorry. I'm not like luxurious. Well, that, that is Pilates doesn't matter. You don't ha. It doesn't have to be fucking like some bougie shit, bro. If you're like going to fucking Pilates class and it's fucking $400 for a month of fucking Pilates classes, you're getting scammed.

I was about to say, you getting scammed as fuck. You're literally getting scammed. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. She compared it to Bottega I. They think the cheapest pair of running shoes in Bottega is like $1,050. Are you fucking kidding me? Pilates is not that I could be rich as fuck. I ain't buying $1,500 fucking shoes.

Yeah, no. 1050, so it was one comma 0 5 0. That doesn't change my perspective. I'm also, it doesn't change mine either. I would never spend that. Didn't change a single, y'all see my shoes right now. Oh my gosh. She like to twin so now she can wear slippers. Now fucking now you get to wear fucking slippers.

Slippers. No, because that's, that's, you gotta piss me off because I get shit on for wearing slippers. Then she gonna wear slippers. I'm only wearing it. Practice. What you got a back practice? What you preach? Mine has [00:51:00] a literal, I said mine got a back. I don't, why do I need a bag? I don't dog on you for wearing it stresses me out.

My slides everywhere that you stole. She left her slides at my crib. Every time I wear 'em, I take a picture of 'em. With my dogs in them, I get free feet. Pigs, bro. Free feet, pigs. I'm about to start selling 'em too. Go check out. DE's Only she got OnlyFans. No, you have, I I did know that. I backed myself into a corner there.

I'm not gonna lie to you. As you said the OnlyFans, you knew what was up. She got a OnlyFans. Hit me up, subscribe and I'll let you know what's up. I, I don't have that. I just would like to preface this. So now we're gonna talk about Halloween themed stories. She's doing this outta spite. I wanna talk about Halloween so bad.

Halloween started in June and I told her we're not allowed to talk about Halloween until it starts in June. Yes. Slasher summer October. Slasher Summer into Halloween. That's like, wait. Oh my God. We had another thing we wanna talk about. Fucking the uprise of K-Pop demon hunters on Netflix is insane.

Absolutely amazing. It's amazing. [00:52:00] It's a good movie. That shit has me, I be getting jiggy with it. I be getting jiggy with it, bro. That's a kid's movie. I'm like. Go. That should not, that is not a kid movie. They look too hot. And did you see the, there's a new, um, what is it called? A poster out for it and it's for K-pop demon hunters too.

And it has like them two kissing. I'm like, let's talk about something. Let's talk about the oversexualization in kid movies. Oh my God. Yeah. Especially surrounding like literal animals. There's been a shit ton of that. Yeah. I keep seeing like movies coming out and it's like a buff ass dog. And I'm like, that's nasty stuff.

I bitch can't dogs just be dogs? Like let it just be, bro. I remember when it was Clifford, the big red dog, Clifford, the big red my did was not out here with like abs and fucking boy. What the fuck is that? That's weird as shit, bro. I don't like that. Hold on. I'm looking up this poster. No, that crazy. I mean.

And I was like, okay, wait, I don't see it. Don't do [00:53:00] that. But it's okay. When's that coming out though? It's a good movie, bro. It's a good movie. See it. My kids be rewatching it and I'll be sitting there like, I know every single time I, I memorized the, my idol like dance. It was actually pretty fun. I was really bored one day and I like watched the movie and I was like, it

Des: pop.

Elena: Not that one. I didn't like that one. That's one I'm thinking about right now. Yeah. I can think about Sun Pop. The one, it was the one with the hats at the end of the movie. Oh. And they were like, yeah. That were like, it was going ham, bro. Bro. So what's crazy is, um, so our, or my friend, her girlfriend is a teacher and she said my friend, her girlfriend.

Yes. I was, bro, I didn't mean, I was gonna say our friend, but then I was like, wait, no. Um, the, I've been doing nasty things to my friend. Ugh. Can see back bro to one friend. No, I just, I, you know, like, bro, they just be like, macking around me all the damn time, bro. It's like, it's, [00:54:00] that's why I don't like as SMR, because it's just like, bro, they like, we don't even do it that bad.

Yes, you do. It's just, we're a very affectionate couple. And sometimes we'll kiss. And she instantly, she doesn't let us sit in the car together, bro. I took them to Taco Bell last Halloween. They sat in the back together. First of all, bitch, I am not a fucking Uber. I am not an Uber. Why are you in the back of my car?

They sat in the back together in the Taco Bell line, may, and it was so many people. The line was so long. I think we were in the line for 45 minutes for like an hour, and they're like fucking making out the whole time. I'm like, yeah. So have you guys seen that thing? And it's like,

Des: we were intoxicated first. So I don't give a fuck.

Elena: I don't care you when I'm intoxicated. When I'm intoxicated. You don't make fun of my speech rush, right When I'm intoxicated. When I'm intoxicated, I literally just sit there and rant about the political state of the world. [00:55:00] I'm literally like, bro, I literally hate that this is happening to us.

And we're back like, yeah. And then I'm like, are you listening? No. And we'll break apart. And we're like, yes, we're listening. No, they don't break apart.

Des: And then we'll try to be really

Elena: quiet. Doc, I don't like it, bro. Stop doing it. Stop. I think we dramatized dude so bad. When she, when she hears herself kiss now, she's like, stop.

No, literally I, they're gonna make me asexual girl. I'm literally gonna be like, no one can touch me, bro. It's like I was literally sitting there and then when they got the food, they were like, fucking, like, you go to my dream. And I was like driving like this. And they're like a Elena, we think we're gonna go home.

And I was like, yeah,

Des: obvious fucking Lee y'all about no fuck.

Elena: I was like, yeah, great. Have fun. We didn't, fuck. We went to sleep. Yeah, okay. We fucked up that Taco Bell though. Yeah. Fuck you. I went home and sat with my cats. Like, mind you, she's acting like this is like a, it's two o'clock in the morning that's like fucking [00:56:00] like 7:00 PM for me.

It's two O'. Don't even do that. We're dead. We're ready to go to sleep. And she's like, no, that's like my son. I still got some energy in me. I'm like, we just got, we literally like got into like some weird fucking fight on Glenwood with the, do you remember? Yeah, with the tails and the dinosaurs? Yeah. Refer back to I think episode one.

Yeah. And like bro, and in the same night somehow I'm in a Taco Bell line. These bitches are making out. Oh my God. No, I was with my other friend. You were outside. I forgot. I forgot. I thought I was alone because they do, they have done it when I've been alone before. I got my memories mixed up. No, my other friend was with us and she was sitting in a passenger seat with me and she literally turned around and she was like, oh my God, I've never seen lesbians kiss before.

And

Des: I was like, and I was like, fuck it, you about to today. And I was like, you don't want to. And she was like, this shit's

Elena: kind of hot. Yeah, I, I know. And I was like, oh, I know. What is this about to turn into? No, I actually kind of love her for that because she literally like, was like, I've never seen lesbians kiss before.

And then they like, were kissing and then she was like. Yeah, that's hot. That's hot.

Des: That was the exact face. Yeah. Yeah. And [00:57:00] she was like watching

Elena: like from the backseat and then they stopped. I was like, ah, yes. You're like, that's what gets you to stop. I'm not, I'm not a freaking porn show. Come on now. Yeah.

Well, I'm not fucking, I'm not, I don't wanna see that. I don't, I couldn't even if I was trying to get y'all to stop and I did that, I don't think I could like stay like there that long. Yeah. I would be like this. Oh, stop. Stop it. Because liter, well, this is my thing. When they were first. Getting together. I They were not like, you guys were not like, um, they did.

It was me. I was, I literally was. Okay. So I was friends with dad. You were not obvious. And I was friends with Hadley at all. No. And I never thought they would've ever dated. Um, 'cause I think they used to like beef. I don't remember. We used to not like each other. Yeah. At all. There was like, oh, story time on how me and my girl met.

Yeah. They used, they used to beef and shit, so I would have to like, like hang out with them separately. And um, then one day, like I was gonna the gym and Des was like, you wanna bring Hadley to the gym with us? Little stinking spot? I was like, yeah, okay. So we would go to the gym and then all of a sudden I saw few months later, they're dating, gonna be in that gym.

[00:58:00] And I was like, hold up now. Yeah. A few months later they were literally dating. But yeah. So anyway. They're gonna make me asexual because I see too much of this shit, and I'm bitter and sad and lonely, and I don't wanna see it. Like we're about to put Lana on a dating site. I'm not going on a dating site.

I'm not going applic. You can't put me on a dating site. You can't do that in the comments I need in your

Des: age. Height sexuality is an important one. No eye color for, why'd you say sexuality is

Elena: an important one? I do like bisexual meds. She likes bisexual. No. No. Okay. Anyway, anyway. Enough. Enough, enough. What the hell is this?

But I, I don't discriminate either also. But I'm not, I'm not on, this is not my dating app. I'm not dating, like, I'm not, I'm not, I don't want, I don't wanna date. I have, I am, I am. I have things going on. I can't date. There's, she can't date. I can't date. I am. I'm too. I'm not mentally [00:59:00] inept. Is that the word? I don't know what the words I say mean.

No, but I'm gonna go look that big ass word up at home tonight. Inept. Inept. And on. Inept it means unfit at sports. Wait. Yeah. You're inept. Having her show, having her showing no skill. Clumsy. Okay. First of all, get her in them slides. It's over. She's tripping over everything. Nah, but when I'm barefoot, I swear to God, I'm literally, she's fine barefoot.

Put her in some slides or some shoes it over for me. And she, bro, I swear barefoot I be turning into Spider-Man. For real? Yeah. That should be crazy. I'll be, yeah. Anyway, yeah, this was a nice time. But Itep but itep, no. Um, I guess we'll do Halloween stories next time. My Halloween story, my horror story was then gotta be more realistic.

No. Okay. My, were you showing the date? Like what was that? I'm gonna show my six ass girlfriend. Oh, period. Oh, that was last night. I did her makeup. Yes. Yeah. She was mad as hell, bro. I be, bro, I be, I wasn't mad. Nah, [01:00:00] I, you yelled at me. Why did you dress my girl up? That good? Yeah. Chill out. She yelled at me.

She already sex as fuck. We were literally doing like makeup and listening to Y 2K. She already sex as fuck. She, bro, we're allowed to be do makeup. No, she was so mad. We literally pulled into the, my way parking or shit. She's saying mad as if I was actually mad. I might have hopped on the car and played with the windshield wipers.

Des: I say, you ain't getting outta

Elena: this car. She, she literally, and I jumped on the car and I started fucking up her. She literal, we have a video of it. We literally, I'm putting, we should show that video next to, no, go follow our TikTok. I'm gonna put it on our TikTok. That's what I'm gonna do. Yeah. Plug you and you'll see.

I won't actually mad. I was fucking with the car. She was l laying on the hood of my car, whipping the windshield wipers, pulling them up and they were sticking up outta my car and she's like laying on the front. And then I left them up and made Elena. Then she's like, drive, drive. And she's like on the hood of my car.

To be honest, it started as me not letting them go in, but she, and then it turned into me wanting to ride on the hood of the car. I know, but Hadley wasn't letting me drive the [01:01:00] car. She was like, no, Elena don't drive. That was disappointing. I kind of wanted to, I wanted to drive it with her on, I wanted to get, and Hadley was like, no, you're not driving with her on it.

I'm like, oh, I know. We were like, this was only wipers me riding on the, what the hell? You don't support my dreams. But yeah. So, you know, we'll talk about Halloween next time. It's totally cool. My horror story this time was the Taco Bell parking lot that she brings that up last Halloween. I actually don't even bring that one up as much as I should.

Yeah. To be honest with you. Yeah. So we are not allowed to sit in the back of the car together anymore. No. Literally not allowed. No. It's like a thing like, no, we're not allowed to sit in the car. Because I allowed it like maybe three times after and they were like, we're not gonna do it. We're not gonna do it.

And they do it anyway. It's all, sadly, that starts. I'll be trying to be good. No, you don't. Yes, I do. I'll sit there and I'll be like, stop. You gonna get us? I'm like, just gonna yell at us. I literally turn around and I'm like, whatcha are doing? [01:02:00] And next thing you know, hands start touching. I'll be like, oh my God.

The reason I know this is happening isn't even just because their macking is so loud. It's because I, they stop talking to me. I'm like sitting there having a fucking conversation, like a real one. And typically it's about something important. I'm like, oh, I think I'm gonna like uproot my entire life and move to fucking, I don't know, the middle of nowhere.

Nowhere. Yeah. I'm gonna move to the Bermuda Triangle and start my whole life. And then I hear no response. And then I'm like, fuck.

Des: And it's literally just like

Elena: that, right? There was my horror. What my reaction. That starts October Fest. That turn You just did. Yeah. That was it. That I'm, that is, that's in my scary dreams.

Okay. Well, you know what that is. I don't know where I was going with that, honestly. Probably that, that might be a little scary from someone other than me to see. But I, I'm proud of how I've adapted into this [01:03:00] character of fear. Thank you. I'm glad to hear you're scared of me. We've just, I've just asserted my dominance.

Yep. Thank you. October. Scary stories. Whatever Elena has planned, 'cause she really is excited about this October stuff. Okay, well our next episode isn't gonna be in Oct, is it? You just said you wanted to do scam. Next one. I wanna do the Halloween themed stories on the next one, but if it ends up being in September, it's fine.

It's gonna happen. I don't care. She's been pushing this since the first episode. I have not. I waited till the second e episode to talk about Halloween stories. I love Halloween. It's a beautiful holiday. Very fun. Very fresh. Everyone gets to be someone else. Yay. And on that note, I'm Elena. I'm does. Okay.

And we di brands Until next time. Until next time. Yeah. I'm sorry. I keep,

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