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Well,
it's the day after my Marathon Three show
performance yesterday,
and we have no idea what's going to
happen today because I have nothing on my
list.
From the gym to the screen, yeah,
we cover it all.
Midday motivation every time you press
call.
Lunch with the Clydesdale.
Cowboy bring the heat.
Crossfit, boobies, music on repeat.
Half hour hustle, yeah,
we building that brand.
Grab a plate, tune in now,
you part of the fam.
It's lunch time.
It's very dignified.
What's going on, everybody?
Who started that whole thing?
Train.
Yeah, absolutely.
Because she would type with the long eye
in the in the chat every when we
first started this whole lunch thing.
And now she's got me singing the opening
every day.
I mean,
there are worse things you could be doing.
Let's be honest here.
Oh, did you sleep?
Not much, man.
Not much.
I just watched the last night show, dude.
And like, I mean,
y'all went on for a while.
It's not like you were on for fifteen
minutes, you know,
tell Pat Carolla on the back and then
go on about your business like y'all had
a good conversation.
Well, and after the episode was over,
we went on for another forty minutes.
And finally, I'm like, guys, yeah,
I have to work in the morning.
Like, OK, I got I gots to go.
Oh.
And then I woke up at like three
o'clock in the morning achy,
like I had the flu.
Probably because you were exhausted.
And I just couldn't, I couldn't shake it.
And...
so um yeah i didn't get a lot
of sleep last night man even with they
were on the west yes even with the
third seat last night was just a one
of those what do you call that um
and oh man see my brain ain't even
working today
um yeah it uh one of those outliers
oh yeah there you go where i just
didn't feel good man i just woke up
and um just didn't feel good so i
came down like i'm in the house by
myself wife and dog are gone uh just
came down laid in the recliner put on
a movie just chilled out what movie did
you put on
Dude, so Oh, gosh, here we go.
Here.
Here's the start of off the rails.
So literally,
I have a set of movies that I
have purchased on Amazon,
that are movies that I watch all the
time, that do not like get me excited,
do not get me that we fall asleep,
right?
Absolutely.
And they're all rom coms, of course.
Yeah.
You could have just bought one because
they're all the same freaking movie.
Hey, I am a rom-com lover.
The world needs more love.
The world needs more love.
Well, I understand what you're saying,
though, because if you put on Predator,
you're watching all the way to the end.
right like exactly do you put on tombstone
that's an hour and ninety minute or you
know nine minutes whatever whatever it is
i'm ready to go jump in a plane
and and fight some mix man absolutely um
so what was last night's oh shall we
dance oh couldn't even never even heard of
it richard gear susan sarandon jennifer
lopez
um richard geared decides he wants to
start ballroom dancing like like one does
uh because he sees jennifer lopez in the
window at the school and and she looks
at like how he feels and so it's
this like just kind of finding
kind of relatable and i don't even know
why i'm getting into all this but like
as a as a dad and as a
husband like there's a point in your life
where your whole life is your kid yep
and your wife and your job is to
protect both of them and it's like at
this moment richard gear's just looking
for something for himself
Like a gerbil?
Shut up, dude.
I'm sorry.
We're having a serious conversation here.
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
And I think I just relate to that
piece of it.
Right.
And not that I would trade in any
of the stuff with my daughter or my
wife.
Right.
But there's just a moment where like,
and I,
that's probably what this podcast became
for me was, you know, my,
I started in the year, my dad, my,
here,
my daughter graduated from high school.
Right.
and say, gosh, I am not going down.
After yesterday's show,
I am not going down the gerbil track.
It's my word association brain.
I can't help it.
As soon as you said Richard Gere,
that was the first thing that came to
mind.
Whether or not it's true or not,
I have absolutely no idea.
I do not live at the man's house,
and I am definitely not Richard Gere.
But if you know that story and I
know that story and Jay Birch knows that
story, it got around this country.
Everybody knows that story.
If you are over the age of probably,
I'd say if you're over forty,
you know that story.
And that's why we can't have serious
conversations, Corey.
We can have serious conversations.
You're just going to have to brace
yourself.
It's not going to be serious the entire
time.
Real quick,
I was expecting how to lose a guy
in ten days.
That is one of the ones I have.
My repertoire is Notting Hill,
how to lose a guy, two weeks notice.
A blast from the past, marry me,
and shall we dance?
And the proposal.
And I just cycle through them.
I don't think I've seen any of those.
Really, really don't.
You're just a cold-hearted son of a bitch.
Okay, so there's Meg.
Ten Things I Hate About You.
I have seen that.
That's a great one.
I have that one too, Meg.
Ten Things I Hate About You is really
good.
Heath Ledger and... Yeah, I have it.
It's also hilarious.
It is legitimately funny.
It's got great moments in it.
When the guy gets the penis drawn on
his face.
He just looks and goes,
I have a dick on my face,
don't I?
On another note,
did you see Julia Stiles got announced as
one of the contestants on Dancing with the
Stars?
No,
because I don't pay attention to Dancing
with the Stars,
but she can actually dance.
So that's probably going to go pretty well
for her.
They played the Frankie Valli song.
I love you, baby.
To announce her,
she danced out on the thing.
That's fantastic.
My daughter sent that to me this morning.
That's how I know.
That's not in my algorithm.
No, no, I've never,
from the first time they announced that
that show was going to be a thing,
I never understood it.
I was like, let me get this straight.
You're going to get to just a bunch
of random famous people and then have them
come on and have a dancing competition
with them,
like partner dancing competitions?
Like, yeah.
Okay.
Who is that for?
Apparently it's for a lot of people.
It's been on for quite some time.
uh didn't her and channing tatum have a
dance in a movie well channing tatum
definitely danced in a movie but not in
the same way that julia styles danced in
her movie and i don't know if they
ever their corrupt their paths ever
crossed i think he's talking about uh
saved the last dance wasn't that uh she
in that she was but channing tatum was
No clue.
Okay.
I have that one too.
My daughter bought it when she was living
here.
So I'll go check it out.
Yeah, Channing was not in that.
I didn't step up.
Yeah,
but I don't think she was in Step
Up.
I think, like,
Birch's got his wires crossed there.
Yeah.
Which, to be fair,
a lot of those movies kind of run
together for me, too.
Maybe he's out back smoking some meat and
got some fumes.
I mean,
he is as Texas as they come.
that's a really good dance movie right
there.
The Silver Linings Playbook.
Silver Linings Playbook, I've seen twice.
I have seen that one.
That one's pretty good.
Yeah, I wouldn't call that a rom-com.
Which is probably why I've seen it.
But the ending is like that Napoleon
Dynamite payoff that you get through the
movie and the payoff is worth every second
you spend in that movie.
yes if you've never seen napoleon dynamite
you need to stay until right after the
credits you really need to see the last
actual five minutes of the movie
Because I did not care for Napoleon
Dynamite,
but I will give it that the payoff
at the end was worth me sitting through.
We watch Napoleon Dynamite at my house
once a month, and I am not exaggerating.
We watch Napoleon Dynamite.
My daughter loves it.
My son, like,
it's one thing we can get everybody in
the living room,
and when you put it on, it's fantastic.
Back in three,
I could throw a pigskin a quarter mile.
Oh, my gosh.
State championship game.
Coach would have put me in.
Man.
Way to one.
I'm going pro.
I love how he goes right from the
straight championship high school game to
out of going pro.
Like, no in between.
Not when I went to college.
None of that.
Not that Lane Kiffin would have recruited
me.
No, no, no.
It went straight to instead of living in
my camper van out in the middle of
a field somewhere.
So I've realized in this show that Meg
and all of her Packer bullshit and
meanness,
the reason we're friends is because we
both have an affinity for rom-coms.
Because she's texting off every actor
who's been in one.
Yeah, she said Step Up had Jenna Dewan.
I have no idea who that is.
She was actually married to Channing Tatum
in real life.
And she's kind of a smoke show.
Just not going to lie.
That's fair.
I think they met on Magic Mike.
Or maybe it was Step Up.
She got to see a lot of them,
is what you're saying.
Like,
check out the full package before she went
ahead and bought that.
Yeah, she got the one-week free trial.
Yep.
Probably more than one week, but yeah,
we got it.
Oh, so to be fair.
Fake Savant says that Uncle Rico actually
went pro and then he went back to
college.
He'd have been down with that.
He'd have been down with that.
Jody's in the house.
I've watched Silver Linings Playbook at
least ten times.
Seems like a lot.
I've seen it.
I've seen it twice.
I've seen it a handful of times.
Probably not ten.
And Robert De Niro is such a dick
in that movie.
Such a dick.
Big time.
I'm a big Bradley Cooper fan though.
I watch damn near anything that he's in.
Yeah, I'm a big Bradley.
He's in my top five actors that I'll
watch just about anything.
Dude, he can do all of it.
He's a good action dude.
He's a good drama dude.
However many remakes we're on of A Star
is Born with him and Lady Gaga.
I enjoyed it.
That's the bottom five of movies.
I enjoyed it just because I've never seen
the other ones.
So like that was the first time I
ever saw that one, you know,
that particular thing.
Um, I don't know.
I enjoyed it.
I don't,
it's not something I'm going to watch five
times.
Like I saw it once and I was
like, okay, good.
No, he hangs it.
Okay.
Yeah.
No, I'm not watching that anymore.
Um, but I just, I enjoyed the story.
Um,
I don't like to pay for movies that
make me sad.
Yeah, that's fair.
That's what it comes down to.
Having said that, I've done it,
whether it's intentional or not.
There's one thing like the drama of like
a tearjerker or something like that.
Like that's one thing.
This was just flat out depressing.
It was.
Yeah.
Well, it was awesome.
And then like as his decline starts going
off, right, then you're like, holy smokes.
This is really bad.
Seamus said,
Step Up made me think I was good
at Dance Dance Revolution,
but computer said no.
I mean –
uh do i like the notebook i do
i do like the notebook and crazy story
you know like spoiler alert if you have
not seen the notebook that's been out for
thirty years um when the main couple die
at the end together after spending their
life together my my wife's aunt and uncle
that happened to them they died within two
hours of each other after their like sixty
fifth wedding anniversary damn that's
rough
It's kind of beautiful though.
Like they spent their whole life together
and.
Oh,
I told my wife on several different
occasions,
she is not allowed to die before me.
Cause I don't know what I would do
if she wasn't at the house.
Like that wouldn't, I wouldn't,
I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna,
I'm not gonna handle it well whatsoever.
Ah, so, and actually the,
the local newspaper did a story about it
because it was so similar to the notebook.
it wasn't within two and a half hours,
but it's almost six months to the day
that from when my grandpa died to when
my grandma passed and she died mostly of
a broken heart at that point.
Like she,
we thought she was going to live all
those.
We really did.
Um, but yeah,
almost six months or might've been exactly
six months to the day.
It's crazy.
Um,
Sad dog movies are tough too, Meg.
Oh, no.
It was bad enough.
I watched Old Yeller on accident when I
was a kid.
That was enough.
Nope.
Nope.
Any one of those.
Marley and Me.
Nope.
Not doing any of those.
I think Homeward Bound,
all the pets make it to the end.
Yes, they absolutely do.
Some of the other ones...
Freaking Turner and Hooch, dude.
When they shot the dog, I was like,
I about lost my mind.
And I don't even own dogs anymore.
No, thank you.
Yeah.
It was funny.
When Jamie and Ronica and I were hanging
at the Airbnb,
we were talking about movies.
And Ronica was telling me how much she
loves Kill Bill.
And I was like, when...
she was going to kill the mother in
front of the child.
Like I was out,
I just shut it off.
I knew that like,
that is something that I couldn't handle.
Right.
And so I was out on a movie
and it,
I feel the same way about dogs, man.
Like you taking out a dog, we're in,
we're in trouble.
People wonder why there's four John wick
movies.
I'm just saying.
Yeah.
Just saying, dude.
One puppy.
You killed one puppy.
They carried the premise of four John Wick
movies.
A hundred percent.
What chain of events started all this
nonsense?
Well, they killed a puppy.
His puppy.
Bad idea.
I've heard bad things about Hachi.
Can't do it.
Don't even know what that is.
It sounds like something I'd order at a
Japanese restaurant.
Turner and Hooch got me, man.
Turner and Hooch got me?
Absolutely.
One hundred percent.
When the dog takes the bullet for the
human, man.
Yeah.
Intentionally.
Yeah, he jumps in front of it.
Yeah.
I ain't gonna forget that, dude.
Yes.
A Dog's Purpose, never watch it.
I've never been hysterical in a movie
theater until that movie.
And Brad Pitt has a new one out
where it's him and a dog stranded,
like a survival type thing.
It's his combat dog that he had with
him that lost an arm, a paw, leg,
whatever, and he's got a fake one.
And yeah,
they crash a plane out in the Pacific
Northwest somewhere out in the middle of
nowhere, and they got to get back.
It looks amazing,
and I probably will never watch it
because...
i don't want to find out what i
don't want to find out you need you
need someone to go in first yeah it's
okay corey you can come watch this yeah
you go ahead just let me know i
will look take i will take all the
spoilers i'm not upset not upset about
that at all yes heart of the beast
love me some brad pitt but
Like when he dives in the water in
the trailer after the dog,
cause he falls off the log.
I'm like, Ooh.
Yeah.
Well,
he saves the dog from falling off the,
the, the log.
And then he goes, yeah.
Like, yeah,
I saw the trailer the other day.
I was like, damn, that looks good.
And I don't even have a dog.
I haven't had a dog in.
Twelve years.
No, thank you.
Joseph says, nope,
that hits too close to home.
Yeah, absolutely.
Ain't no way.
Ain't no way.
Oh, gosh.
Tessa's had a bad day.
You ever go to get your meal prep
for lunch and it's gone?
My hubs is on the shit list.
So...
I'm lucky enough that my wife does not
necessarily eat what I eat as far as
that kind of stuff goes.
So I haven't, I haven't,
I haven't had that experience,
but I have one hundred percent gotten all
the way here,
which is twenty minutes from my house.
And holy shit,
I left all my food at home and
I bring my breakfast and my lunch with
me.
And like,
that's not a good feeling at all because
I'm hungry.
Like the people who,
I know I've said this a million times,
but the people who say shit like,
I forgot to eat today.
I've never heard a more foreign statement
in my entire life.
I only forget to eat when I'm like
at an event doing something and my focus
is just eating.
Like when you're running around,
you lose track.
I never forget to eat.
Trust me.
I don't think it's that you forget to
eat whenever you're there necessarily.
I think you lose track of time because
you're like,
you're thinking about the next thing and
the next thing and the next thing.
Like, okay,
I gotta go over here and I gotta
get over here.
You just kind of,
you don't make time for whatever.
I guess you could still say that's kind
of forgetting how to eat, but it's,
I would have a headache like big time.
I saw this, Joseph Mears,
or you go to make a PB&J and
you realize you have no bread.
What's worse is pouring a bowl of cereal
and realizing you have no milk.
And you're like, son of a bitch.
Put some water on it.
You better put some water on that shit.
You try to dump it back in the
box and you're pissed about it.
So Friday is a perfect movie,
in my opinion,
because it's got a little bit of
everything, right?
Got a little bit of drama with him
trying to, you know,
Ice Cube becoming a man on that day
because he's fighting for other people and
stuff like that.
Comedy, as far as I can see,
good fight scene at the end between him
and Deebo.
But when old boy says,
I ain't got no milk.
And his mom said,
you better put some water on that shit.
An underrated moment in that movie.
what's even worse is you go and you
grab the milk jug yeah we get we
use the fair life so you can't see
inside right and you go to and you
have like three dribbles that come out
Cause wifey had some cereal before you and
put it back with three dribbles.
It's my eight year old or the fix
it to be a year old who still
lives at my house,
who will leave that much milk in the
bottom of the container and put it back
in the refrigerator.
Like, like they're doing somebody a favor.
I can't even put that in my coffee.
Like that's not doing any,
doing anybody any good.
Um,
spake savan had a great question
everything's moving too fast for me today
i'm not not enough sleep uh what cereal
can you eat dry a lot of them
a bunch of them yeah now one of
them i can't cheerios and uh really honey
nut i can
Regular Cheerios, no thanks.
I'm not a toddler.
Well,
regular Cheerios without milk is like
eating small round pieces of cardboard.
So like I kind of get that and
like it needs milk.
Honey Nut Cheerios actually tastes like
something.
Captain Crunch Berry.
Yep.
That may even be better dry.
The problem with any sort of thing that
has Captain Crunch written on it is that
is going to tear up the roof of
my mouth.
And I'm going to feel like I got
skin dangling from the next six months.
Like I can't do.
I love Captain Crunch.
Big fan, especially Crunch Berries.
There should be a warning on the box.
Yes, absolutely.
Absolutely.
This cereal may cause roof tears.
Yes, one hundred percent.
Who buys plain Cheerios?
Parents and sociopaths.
Exactly.
Two people in there.
Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
I got a beef with Cinnamon Toast Crunch
because the original formula was awesome.
Whatever this shit is they put in a
box today, ain't that.
It's got some kind of like...
Trying to make it healthy?
To it.
Like a film.
Really?
I couldn't do it the last time I
had cinnamon toast crunch.
My wife likes it,
and I'm not a big fan.
I'll tell you,
the last time I had that, I stopped.
I tell you what they do,
what you can buy that Jennifer bought,
is you can get the cinnamon toast crunch
basically like dust in a bottle.
So, like, it's seasoning.
Like,
you can put it on stuff to make,
like...
French toast.
You can make cereal milk.
Or you can make cereal milk, I guess,
if you wanted to.
Jeffrey uses it for French toast,
but it's basically the stuff that they put
on Cinnamon Toast Crunch,
but it's in a container like you would
have salt or pepper or whatever,
Kinder's seasoning or whatever you got on
there.
That stuff's amazing.
Apple Jacks, yes,
one of my favorite all-time cereals.
And I always forget about it.
Frosted shredded wheat, those are good.
It has to be the frosted dough because
if you get regular shredded wheat again,
that's for sociopaths.
You're basically getting straw from the
barn.
You just soon go outside and just get
you some grass, let it dry out,
weave it together,
and then go ahead and eat that.
It's the same thing.
um and but but when you eat the
frosted shredded wheat you've got to put
frosting side down so the frosting hits
the tongue yeah because you're not a
psycho right and then the saliva builds up
from that frosting and then the rest of
it's smooth yes uh cookie crisp that's
just eating cookies that's just eating
cookies that's just eating cookies
Having said that,
I understand why John is like he is
because Danny's like, cookie crisp.
And John's like, hell yeah, cookie crisp.
John's punching the air right now.
Pour some Ovaltine over that.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
Uh, cinnamon checks, any of the,
the peanut butter checks,
peanut butter chocolate checks.
So, um, Vicki,
Vicki threw this one as that Oreo milk
is better than cereal milk.
So my wife,
because you can get gluten-free Oreos
because she's,
she's gluten-free because it will,
it will tear her stomach up.
She will take probably three,
crush them up and put milk in them
and eat it with a spoon.
Like that's her,
that's her nighttime snack sometimes.
Yeah.
All right.
Jay Birch came in with Cheerios and now
granola.
Are you wearing Birkenstocks?
Like, seriously, dude.
Pop Tarts without frosting?
No.
No.
Who does that?
Again, sociopaths.
I don't want the best part of my
life.
In my opinion,
Captain Crunch will F you up.
Yeah, it will.
It absolutely will.
Regular Sharia people hang out with plain
Sharia people.
Yes.
That's probably a club of some sort we
don't even know about.
Yeah, they meet in the woods.
They create manifestos.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
They all got that, uh, page boy haircut,
like with bangs and like his tops right
here.
And it looks like, uh,
Lord four quad from Shrek.
Absolutely.
Dude.
Absolutely.
I just, I just pictured Jay Birch's Lord.
Oh,
you can buy lucky charms marshmallows in a
bag now.
Yeah.
Are they really marshmallows?
Because marshmallows are soft.
Generally speaking.
Those things ain't soft.
Well,
they got to be able to stand up
to the milk.
So they coat them in whatever
non-nutritive cereal varnish.
If you don't know what that is, folks,
you need to go find out.
Just Google non-nutritive cereal varnish
and I guarantee you your day will be
improved.
It makes sleds go faster.
It makes sleds go really fast.
uh frosted flakes are great you just have
nine seconds to eat them before nine one
thousandths of a second to eat them before
they get soggy that is true a statement
as there's ever been made frosted flakes
go limp before the cereal before the milk
actually hits them it's like an
anticipation
you need like a milk dropper so like
you take a spoon drop a little bit
of milk real quick you'd be better off
just getting a like a handful of dry
frosted flakes putting that in your mouth
and then drinking the milk to be able
to wash it down jay birch now coming
in with graham crackers and milk are you
now my ninety four year old grandmother uh
i like graham crackers that is fantastic
The Muffin Man?
Do you know The Muffin Man?
Who lives on Drury Lane?
I haven't seen Shrek in probably five
years and I still know I could probably
recite it word for word.
Oh, good night.
Birch,
your contribution has been granola and
graham crackers.
Don't forget the plain Cheerios.
And the plain Cheerios for some reason
that nobody wants.
Oh, gosh.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We don't need to get into Oreo Gate
twenty twenty six.
I read all of them now, Meg.
So you caught it.
So you're caught up.
Oh, I'm caught up in that.
Tell me that woman is not insane.
That person is hanging out with Lord
Farquhar in the woods.
Yes.
In the militia team.
Yes.
Good night, dude.
No, thank you.
grand papa birch lifts and burks i hear
it improves your deadlift by fifteen
pounds well i mean he does do a
lot of power lifting stuff so that kind
of tracks like you want to be barefoot
most of the time you're doing that that's
messed up kind of gas mileage you're
getting that super oh good like in the
thirties somewhere in that area
Oh, please,
please don't tell me that's a real cereal.
Mini Circus Peanuts?
There are two things that never should
have existed, or I say two,
at least two candies that never should
have existed.
Circus Peanuts is both of them.
No, no, no, no.
Candy Corn.
Look,
you can put Candy Corn in there because
they taste like neither candy nor corn.
It's basically just a triangle,
a multicolored triangle of wax.
Nobody wants that.
Like I'm old enough when they sold wax
lips.
Yep.
At the candy store.
That ain't candy.
No, it's literally wax lips.
You can just walk around looking
ridiculous for two hours until it melts or
falls.
You might as well gnaw on a candle.
Yeah, no, it's exactly.
It has probably a candle.
Nowadays, a candle would have more flavor.
Not Gwyneth Paltrow's candle.
I can't even keep up with all this
shit now.
Candy corn.
And I'm going to get some slack.
I'm going to get some some flack with
it.
So circus peanuts.
Absolutely terrible.
The horrible candy corn.
No, thank you.
And Halloween's coming.
Don't buy that shit.
Whatever else y'all doing.
And my third one,
I know I'm going to get hate for
this, but I'm going to say it anyway.
Peeps are absolutely disgusting.
So mama is addicted to peeps.
Well, I love you mama swiper, but no.
And, but she likes them.
If you crack open the cellophane and let
them dry out for about a year,
that is,
that is her height of peeped them right
there.
Oh, it's a sugar coated marshmallow.
And my mom, this is a funny thing.
My mom will say, I hate marshmallows.
And she goes, I don't like sweets.
But you'll like us,
but you love a sweet marshmallow.
But give me a marshmallow coated in sugar.
Can we do that?
Yeah, I'll definitely eat that.
That's like saying that's whenever they...
They take a movie and they break it
up into a series and be like,
you want to watch this movie that's five
and a half hours long?
He's like, no.
He's like,
how about we do it in six episodes?
He's like, you son of a bitch,
I'm in.
Where's Ramirez?
Oh, shit.
Candy corn is one of the only candy
I'll eat.
After Halloween,
you can get two hundred and fifty pounds
for ninety nine cents.
It's not candy.
It's not the flavor.
It's it's the deal he's getting.
And yeah, that's probably what it is.
It's more like, oh, I mean,
I get a lot of pounds of this
shit and just call it good.
Uh, Vicki says,
send me all the candy corn.
DM me for my address.
You can have them, dude.
You can absolutely have them.
So here's the thing my mom wants.
Cause my mom can't leave peeps alone for
a year to, to,
to curate it in the way she wants
to get it cured.
So she wants other people to buy the
peep,
crack the cellophane and not give it to
her for a year.
moments right so i got you some peeps
cool i will see you next january that's
a pause right there meg yep i open
my peeps and leave it on the leave
it open on the fridge and let it
get hard then eat it pause
don't here's the thing so you people use
psychos who like candy corn what's it
supposed to taste like if you can tell
me what it's supposed to taste like maybe
we can have a discussion but no i
prepared cured meats makes his mama
switzer and i seem like we would get
along great no because you'd be fighting
over the dried up peeps yeah knock down
drag out brawl
Absolutely insane.
Candy corn is supposed to taste like wax
and sugar.
They nailed it then.
They got the wax part down for damn
sure.
You have to eat three colors separately.
Yeah, that's probably true.
I can't even eat the three colors.
I can't get past one.
There was something in here.
Amanda.
Oh, sorry.
No, that's good.
Go with it.
I don't like peanuts and I don't like
M&M's, but I like peanut M&M's.
So I am not a fan of regular
M&M's.
Never really have been,
and I will eat peanuts just by themselves,
but I will tear up some peanut M&Ms.
So I understand that one.
Not a fan of the regular M&M,
but man, I could house the peanut M&Ms.
And if you've never had the peanut butter
M&Ms, those are outstanding as well.
Nice hoodie, Scott.
Yeah,
this is the one I got at Rogue
Invitational.
Twenty twenty three.
Maybe.
Twenty twenty two.
Something like that.
I don't know.
Haven't been able to wear it for a
couple of years.
Just saying.
Turns out your plan is working.
Corey, where can you.
Why is Jay Bird trying to get serious,
man?
Right.
You're trying to get funny.
He's trying to get serious.
I'm just in the middle like a ping
pong ball.
It's fine.
You can go to, believe it or not,
imamco.com or just go to the Instagram
page either probably not on Brandon's,
probably the imamco Instagram page.
There should be a link up in the
I don't want to say link in the
description,
but there should be a link on the
whatever that page is,
whatever that part of the page is where
the links are.
know how to say it you're gonna have
to get uh you're probably gonna have to
get uh download the uh train heroic app
which is the one that we use to
be able to log all your calories um
in summation cory said go to the websitey
thing and hit the linky thing hit the
button yeah here's the thing dude yes link
tree thank you jeffrey birchfield um oh
god yeah oh the heart's
do like a bit of honey if i
can get it out of the paper you
can't and i and you burn like six
thousand calories trying to get the bit of
honey out of the paper pull it on
it and yanking on it you're trying to
undo it here's the thing people are like
so birch is not the first person that
asked that has asked me about that and
my problem is is that
been with it so long like it just
showed up on my app like i mean
obviously we talked about it or whatnot
but like brandon was just like hey we're
doing this uh challenge in our little text
group that we have like all right cool
um this is where this is where this
is where this is where this all right
cool um you know however many you get
drawings to be able to win a c-two
erg of your point of your choice uh
terry says that peanut butter m m's are
crack
And then I agree with Amanda.
How is that not a Reese's Pieces?
Because it's more chocolate.
Reese's Pieces is just peanut butter with
a candy coating.
I've done the research.
Trust me.
This is an actual M&M where it would
be a peanut M&M with a peanut on
the inside.
They take that peanut and make it into
peanut butter.
And it's different.
Those hearts are made out of drywall.
Those hearts are made out of not even
drywall.
I think it's more like just rock.
Being completely honest here.
They just write people's names on them.
There was something else I had and it's
gone.
Damn it.
It happens.
Werther's Originals.
Yeah,
I don't know if I've ever had a
Werther's Original without the purse lint
from my mom's church purse.
I like Werther's Original because it's
basically toffee,
just kind of hard toffee.
Was it the Skor bar, S-K-O-R,
chocolate and toffee on the inside?
I used to tear those up big time.
they mean they had were there's chewable
have you ever had those no that sounds
interesting i don't know if they still do
or not but they were really good i
mean i wouldn't be mad and they every
make everything chew chewable now or chewy
or gummy or or whatnot because we're
getting old and our teeth can't handle the
the hard candy anymore jolly ranchers
should never be gummy
true true that and that makes you can
you can buy gummy jolly ranchers and i
would argue that jolly ranchers are a top
five candy of all time um there's a
reason that c-four has like nine different
flavors of jolly rancher yeah and it's not
that's not by accident uh sema apparently
likes hard tech
I like old people candy.
She's probably got some saltwater taffy in
her purse somewhere.
She has the butterscotch discs.
Yes, absolutely.
A bunch of just regular old peppermints
just lying down in the bottom of it.
When my wife hit fifty,
I bought her a whole bunch of butterscotch
discs to put in her purse.
That's fantastic.
That's fantastic.
If you want to do something... Oh,
this candy used to be at my
great-grandma's house.
Yeah,
the little thing that looked like a
strawberry.
Like it was red and it was supposed
to be strawberry.
You know what I'm talking about?
As soon as I said it, right?
I do.
It got like this.
It was green on one end and looked
like my grandparents.
I don't know where they came from because
I've never seen them for sale anywhere.
They just showed up at my grandparents'
house.
I was like, oh, okay, here we go.
Yeah, it's a struggle.
Seema says she does.
And I do need to address something with
Seema.
I saw her on my Instagram this morning,
a picture of her fishing.
And one, Seema, you look phenomenal.
The work you have put in has totally
paid off.
You are killing it.
Good job.
Why you would take a picture of yourself
with a fish that size,
I don't know if that qualifies as a
trophy catch.
I know exactly what picture you're talking
about.
I mean, I think it's that big.
Yeah, roughly.
It looked like something you got out of
a pet store.
I have caught bluegill bigger than that.
It looked like, it looked like bait.
Like, did you catch bait?
Yeah.
So for future reference,
even with something that small,
you had to hold it like right up
against camera.
Yeah.
That way the perspective looks like, man,
that thing looks ginormous.
It's not.
Oh, she took a pick pick with plankton.
Good old plankton.
hey i caught four fish and they were
all that small it was my first time
absolutely my daughter wants to get into
fly fishing because she's in montana and
that's what everybody does
Fly fishing looks way too complicated for
me.
Every time I see people out there doing
it,
like standing there in the waders and part
of it in your hand.
I grew up where fishing was a relaxing
activity.
Exactly.
Fly fishing looks like a whole lot of
work.
It does.
I would much rather do this.
Cast it out.
Let it drop.
Sink.
Really back in.
Really back in.
Get a bite.
Cool.
If not, cool.
Do it again.
That's relaxing.
Fly fishing looks like they're out there
the entire time working on it.
He was like, no, there ain't no way.
Vicki says,
I grew up where fishing was an excuse
to get drunk.
So it's both things, Vicki.
That's why it's relaxing.
It's the alcohol.
It's not just standing out there in the
woods.
That's why I played softball.
That's another reason.
You have never seen somebody turn a six,
four,
three double play faster than a guy
playing shortstop where the ball is
rolling towards his beer that is parked
next to him out there on the baseline.
Meg knows people.
Trust me, I know Meg.
You know a lot of people.
Anyway, well,
for not having anything on the agenda,
we've gone forty-five minutes.
on.
What y'all talk about cereal, candy,
and candy,
and all the all the fitness stuff.
Yeah, exactly.
Can't say cereal candy,
and we lightly touched on fly fishing
towards the end.
And rom coms.
Don't forget the rom coms.
Oh, and rom-coms.
We actually started off with the movie
talk because you fell asleep to a rom-com.
And I was like, well, yeah,
of course you fell asleep to a rom-com.
I would too,
even if I wasn't trying to.
Look at my man, Ken Walters,
coming in with the rom-coms.
I'm very late in catching up, but Scott,
no notebook beaches, sleepless in Seattle,
overboard, just asking for a friend,
or you could just turn on the Hallmark
channel.
One,
the production value of a Hallmark movie
does not match the rom-coms that I watch.
If you want,
I'm going to tell you this though,
the Hallmark channel,
if you want free entertainment,
you cannot beat,
if you want to see Lacey Chabert,
All day, every day.
Just turn on.
She lets me call her Lacey Chabert,
but you know.
You just got to turn on the Hallmark
Channel because she is in like ninety
seven percent of their movies.
As you would say,
I've been knowing her since she was in
Party of Five.
Exactly.
Exactly.
She was from Party of Five to Party
on the Hallmark Channel.
I have been known to watch a Hallmark
movie or two.
So usually right around Christmas,
we will watch at least one or two
of their ridiculous Christmas movies.
And just to laugh at it because like
of how insane the entire thing is because
they're all the same thing.
Right.
It's either the dude moves away and then
comes back and then now he stays in
the town forever and to hell with his
big corporate job where he was making
eight million dollars a year.
I'm just going to sit here and sell
apples on the side of the road for
now forever.
Whatever that comes down to.
Or it's the opposite thing with the woman.
She's a big corporate attorney.
She comes down and she falls in love
with the guy she went to high school
with who's the maintenance man.
Stop.
Listen,
what the Hallmark gives you is comfort.
You know there's no major twist to the
story.
There's no anything like that.
But I do catch the ones where the
Party of Five crew somehow get back
together to do a Hallmark movie.
get a little scott wolf get a little
um jennifer love hewitt party party the
party of five christmas reunion thirty
years don't trust me there's one in
scotland they did went to scotland and did
one and it was all in scott and
yep not all of them but a couple
of them
Well, I mean,
Jennifer Love Hewitt is busy either being
a psychic detective,
whatever she was doing on that last one,
or a nine one one operator or in
space.
My wife's all excited because there's a
new season fixing the start of nine one
one pick a city I don't even know
which one it was and she was like
it's like that's coming back and I was
like good let me know when it is
so I can get my Earbuds in and
pay no attention to it once a nine
one one bottle I'm waiting dude the
closest they've come so far as Nashville,
but I'm surprised they have like it.
They're not gonna go to do Baton Rouge
Oh,
they'll do New Orleans
I was being facetious.
No, but I'm not.
The fact that they have not done like
this,
the furthest south that they've come has
been Nashville.
So it's like Nashville.
Well, I mean,
Texas is further south than Nashville.
Vegas.
There's one in Texas?
Yeah.
Lone Star.
There you go.
Did not know that.
Did not know that.
Yeah.
The world famous Rob Lowe.
Oh, my word.
And the first season,
it was Rob Lowe and Steven Tyler's
daughter.
Liv Tyler?
Liv Tyler, yes.
I only tuned in for Liv Tyler,
I'm telling you.
And they didn't give her much of a
part.
Because she's Liv Tyler.
She's probably doing that as a favorite of
somebody.
Dude,
the crazy video was on loop in my
college dorm.
I would imagine so.
Alicia Silverstone, Liv Tyler,
and Aerosmith music.
And Aerosmith music just playing in the
background.
You can't really ask for much more than
that, to be honest with you.
I just watched, talking about Liv Tyler,
I just watched Armageddon for the
thirty-seventh time like last week.
Megan watches Murder Mysteries while
eating plain Cheerios.
Plain Cheerios and unfrosted wheat.
That should be the name.
Not shredded wheat, but unfrosted wheat.
That's just so you know what you're
getting into.
screw metamucil eat unfrosted wheats you
need fiber that bad just get you something
like do something else something that
actually tastes like something jesus
christ you'll get uh so you get mattress
bedding from like a nineteen uh nineteen
hundred era freaking colonial house like
you don't need that nobody needs that
mattress bed
Oh, gosh.
If you're down here,
I'm talking about that.
If you're ever down here anywhere around
my area and you go do a plantation
house tour,
that's what they'd stuff the mattresses
with is basically that kind of shit.
dry great notes.
You better have a real good dental plan.
If that's all that is,
is rocks as small tiny rocks.
Yeah,
you can't nobody can ever tell me any
different.
Those are small rocks.
Many like we're gonna make great notes in
the flakes like no, you're not.
No, you're not.
You didn't make those great notes in the
flakes.
You made flakes.
but you didn't make great nuts into
flakes.
That didn't happen.
That's not, you can't,
maybe if you brought them through
industrial, uh, industrial roller,
maybe you, maybe, uh,
PSA Clydesdale does not encourage public
merit arguments over serial or murder
mysteries.
I don't think they're arguing so much.
I think so much as Maggie's telling him
to shut the F up.
I'm not giving out all her secrets.
I'm just waiting for the murder mystery
about the fight over serial.
And, uh,
I fully believe Megan is watching that
just in case she ever desires and needs
to get rid of Joseph.
So she, that way she's got all the,
you know, her,
all her lines kind of figured out.
All right,
we're going to head out of here.
I've got to get back to work.
But we've mentioned Thirdsy off the top.
It didn't work for me last night only
because I was sicker than a dog.
But I'm going to take it again tonight
because I need a good night's sleep after
all of this.
And you should, too,
with fifteen percent off.
Thirdsy.com backslash Jazzy.
And there may be a new flavor coming.
Dun, dun, dun.
Just saying.
I hope it's not grape nuts flavored.
It looks fun.
It is not grape nuts flavored.
I'll let you know in a couple days.
Or unfrosted wheat.
And t-shirts are still on sale.
Got plenty in stock.
All sizes still available.
If Vicky can pop it up right at
the end of the show,
I may have not given her enough notice.
There it is.
There it is.
Venmo, Cash App, right there.
Just put your name, address,
size in the memo,
and I'll get it out to you ASAP.
I'm going to leave you with this joke.
Did you hear about the guy who dipped
his balls in glitter?
I have,
but please remind me because I don't think
everybody else has.
It was pretty nuts.
It was pretty nuts.
And if you have not seen the MTV
Music Awards...
the disco ball balls yes old girl was
dangling from the disco ball balls what i
thought that they had done everything that
was possible in the mtv music awards i
did not have that was on my bingo
card no not at all especially not with
like she was sitting on them
And like, Lord,
I imagine they lowered her down, right?
That's sure.
Yeah.
With that, send us out, Vicky.
You wouldn't wait to get to the editing
room to jazz me up.
I'm already jazzy.
Lunch with the Clydesdale Cowboy in the
saddle.
Lunch with the Clydesdale Cowboy in the
saddle.
Talking to reps,
real life strength in the battle.
From the gym to the screen, yeah,
we cover it all.
Midday motivation every time you press
call.
Lunch with the Clydesdale Cowboy in the
heat.
CrossFit, movies, music on repeat.
Half hour hustle, yeah, we build a nap.