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The Viktor Wilt Show daily recap! If you miss the show weekdays from 6A-10A MST, you've come to the right place.
Here we are people, morning and welcome to Thursday. Alright, I made it.
Do it alive! And hope you're well. How was your evening? Mine was, is it?
Is it? Ended up being a little bit busier than expected, but, you know, I at least tried to get to bed at a somewhat reasonable time. I think it was in bed.
I don't know, it was probably, probably 9.30, 10 o'clock. Guess who, Tostin turned and I ended up doing some reading and that did like do the trick. I started getting tired enough that I was like, okay, I can't read this. Then laid there for probably another half hour and eventually crashed out.
There's my dreams of sleep evening that, you know, it could have worked out worse. It's fine. I made it in.
I'm here. But, yeah, nothing too exciting to report. Went by live after five for a few. Went and had some food. Went home and then, yeah, failure on the get to bed front, but whatever. The weekend awaits. Will I be able to sleep in this weekend? The big question we'll find out on Saturday. I hope so.
Because I need the energy to get chores around the house done that I don't want to do. Continuing on today with our no beach beach bash prize package giveaway. What else are we doing? Giving away brother's Osborne tickets and I got to get already to launch a new giveaway tomorrow. So, we got a lot of stuff coming up.
Lots of fun and hopefully something to talk about. We'll see. I'm going to get digging. All right.
So you just hang. Silent planet and antimatter by request. What's up everybody? It's the Victor Will Show. Good morning. Welcome to Thursday. Hi. So last night, right after we got home, I was checking my email and generally pretty boring, right? Well, I got an email from Spencer Charnes of Ice Nine Kills.
At least I think it is. He has never emailed me before. I've only met him one time, but I get this email and it looks legit. I don't know why someone would fake being Spencer Charnes and send out this kind of message.
So it has to be real. He says, Victor, some people never believed we'd ever get played on. The radio, you and KCVI have had our back. Now that twisting the knife is so close to number one, I wanted to send you a note of thanks on behalf of the band, myself and our entire team for helping make our twisted dreams come true. Thank you for believing in Ice Nine Kills.
What a nice fella. Yeah, hopefully they hit number one on the rock radio charts. I wonder how they're doing.
Let's take a look. Because, yeah, rock radio is generally pretty weak. And they certainly haven't given Ice Nine Kills the love they deserve over the years. Bow time, they get themselves a number one. Yeah, they're sitting at number two just behind Evanescence. And all right, it's Thursday. They might be able to hit it.
Might be able to hit it this week, if not, hopefully next week. Three days grace creeping up on them. If Ice Nine Kills don't hit number one, I'm going to be so mad at rock radio because it'll be their fault.
Play the hits fools. But yeah, I got to write him back. Hopefully I can tell him, hey, you know how you've been here twice? You guys should make it three. Line us up a show. All right, we don't have enough coming to the region. Well, coming specifically to the East Idaho region. Salt Lake looking pretty good.
But anyway, I'll let you know if he gets back to me again. And it's break time. Oh, not this again.
My stomach's getting all messed up. No, no. All right, I wrote Spencer from Ice Nine Kills back. We'll see if he gets back to me or if his label is just like email all these program directors.
Tell them thanks. Probably what it was. Oh, what's going on around here? I was reading through some posts on Reddit.
And I shouldn't have been reading it because I could have been working on something else to find a share with you. But somebody listened to a mainstream country music radio station for a day and they broke down what they heard. And it was about I expected looking through their breakdown here. Playing a lot of Jason Aldean and they they named the number of times they heard certain songs in an eight hour timeframe and blah, blah, blah. Then toward the end, they're like, yeah, and then it was really cool because in the middle of the night, I was looking or I looked back at what they played in the middle of the night and they were playing a bunch of stuff like Cody Jinx and Turnpike Troubadours, blah, blah, blah. A lot of these artists that country music fans really like, but country radio for whatever reason doesn't play. So had to quickly leave a comment like, yeah, that's why you should listen to 105 the Hawk. Even though I don't know where this person's from, they can of course get the 105 the Hawk app everywhere that you can find apps and point it out to them. Yeah, you know, most country radio sucks.
They're not paying attention to what the fans want. So you should download our app and listen to that station. Or if you want nothing but that kind of stuff, 105 Outlaw. Yeah, pretty much every country station in this country sounds the same. They're so boring.
They're just chart following pudding heads. And like I got an email from Zach Brian's people the other day talking about working some promo on the Hawk. You know what station in the US country radio plays the most. Zach Brian, who's I mean, he's playing a stadium in Utah here in a couple of months. He's one of the biggest artists in country and they don't play him. The station that plays him the most in the US by a long way.
105 the Hawk. Yeah. So if you want to hear like a real country station, that's where you go. I mean, the Hawk, yeah, we've still got all that stuff, Jason Aldean, etc. But you get to hear plenty of Zach Brian sprinkled in. All of country radio doesn't need to sound the same. Boring pop, bro country. Now they'll pick up on the trends in about 10 years.
Radio tends to be about 10, 20 years behind current trends. So whatever. Anyhow, already almost seven. Thank God I need to get out of here today. Well, it's a little early to be feeling that way. But it's been an extremely long week.
Now that reminds me, I need to send my daughter a bunch of information. Just let me nap. I'm in an app for the next hour.
Don't tell Jade. Well, we made it to the seven o'clock hour. How are y'all?
Hope amazing. OK, where was I? Addictive smells.
OK, sure. What's the most addictive smell you smelled before? Think for me. Probably the smell of my wife's perfume.
Before she moved in. Now I'd just be in my room and I. Where are you? Get back over here. Geez.
Yeah, that was an addictive smell for sure. Let's see here. Oh, first answer is somebody talking about their almost girlfriend in high schools. Very unique scent. He says that may have been laundry detergent or some other type of thing. A clean, earthy scent.
I've never smelled anything like before. And then he said he ran into her mom like 15 years later and hugged her. And she smelled just like her daughter's. Yeah, it's probably laundry detergent. Next guy mentioned his girlfriend wearing a certain perfume that drove him bonkers.
Yeah, Becca, I don't know what perfume that was when we first started hanging out. But you need to figure it out so I can buy you more. I mean, what you've been wearing is just one. But that one in particular, very nice. All right, fresh rain on dry pavement. Yeah, nice rainy day.
That's a pretty good smell. Let's see here. I'm not going to read that one. Fresh coffee brewing in the morning. Crazy enough, I'm not very, very into that smell. I mean, it's fine. It's not like a dookie smell, but, you know, better things out there. All right, cardinia flowers. All right, somebody mentioned gasoline and I've met people are like gas smells good. Don't smell it.
Okay, it's very dangerous. And that's a weird one to me. It does not smell good to me. Like, you know, you get a little gas on your hands at the pump. I'm like, oh, you can't wash it off. Just that lingering stinky smell.
It's a baffling one. But I have talked to numerous people who like the smell of gas. But yeah, sniffing gas is a horrible idea.
Okay, don't do it. Rotting leaves on the forest floor. No, no, I don't like a musty smell. Fresh basil does smell pretty good.
Some of these I've never even heard of and I'm not going to read them in case they're slaying for something else. Guitar case, it depends. My Ivan has electric guitar has the stinkiest case ever.
And I bought it brand new. I'd have to put like dryer sheets in it and stuff to try to get the stink out. Oh, I've never had any other guitar case smell that way. But it don't smell good. I gave my daughter that guitar. Take this stinky case. Enjoy.
Let's see. Cats, well, they can smell OK, but they can also smell terrible. Reminded me, I need to get that carpet shampoo out when I get out of here today. I just don't feel like it. I'm all sore. I don't know what I did to myself.
I feel so far today, better than yesterday, but. Geez. All right, tobacco. Well, you know, some people don't like the smell of that. I'm assuming they're talking like fresh tobacco or because, you know, the smell of smoke, people. I don't know.
I don't get bothered too bad by that myself. Let's see here. Fresh sheets, fresh bread, fresh cut grass. And then another one that I can't read. That's really funny. That could get that perfume.
All right, we'll see what I can dig up. I think I got to take ibuprofen. I'm this is really annoying. If I roll into the weekend feeling this way, I'm going to be really mad. Now, I powered through yesterday. We had a busy afternoon and not just wanted to hide, but made it through.
So if I can do it yesterday with all the different activities, I can do it today. We'll see. But I just feel unpleasant. You wouldn't think in 2026, you'd still have parents that are like video games. Man, man, man, man, you can be always playing those video games. Why don't you get it out?
And I don't get to shovel and start digging. This kid, he's 20 years old and he posted online about living at home with his parents. He pays rent, buys his own groceries, doesn't take any money from him. Basically lives on his own aside from handling his own housing. You know, he's not renting his own apartment or house. He's paying his parents rent.
So he wanted to PlayStation five for a long time, saved up for almost a year to put aside the money to buy a PlayStation five. And boy, his family is just being ridiculous about it. That's a selfish waste of money. Man, his mom's like, it's time to start thinking about real life, not games. His sister said if he had extra money, he could help out with his niece's birthday party. And his brother called it childish, even though he's always spending money on his collecting hobbies. So he just went ahead and bought the PlayStation anyway.
And holy cow, his family blew up when he got home. His mom said it was selfish and sister's like, dude, you need to at least let your niece play it now, because she saw the box and she's all excited. Well, yeah, it's a PlayStation five.
All right. I know when I brought home a PlayStation five, my kids were pumped. And I think I did get yelled at for buying it. But I was like, hey, listen, we got a good package deal with it. All right, settle down.
Let's see here. The brother immediately said, put it in the living room so everyone can use it. And he's like, no, you guys think it's a piece of selfish crap? No, I'm not going to let you guys play.
I'm going to put it in my room. And his sister with this whole pay for your niece's birthday party. That's the parents responsibility. Sorry to my brother and sister, but if they were like, hey, you need to help out with this instead of buying that PlayStation five, you spend a year saving up for your you're the one who had kids. That's your financial responsibility. I'm trying to play red debt.
You get. Speaking of video games, they announced this morning that Grand Theft Auto six pre-orders will begin one week from today on June 25th. No word on pricing, but you'll be able to pre-order on digital storefronts and at other select retailers. How much it going to be? But it's great to know that the game is going to be released.
And it looks like as expected. Coming on November 19th. Hopefully I can build up at least a couple of days of PTO by then. So I don't have to come to work and just sit at home playing GTA six all day for a few days, made the mistake of only taking one day off when Red Dead two came out, got to take at least a couple for GTA six. But Rockstar with their trolling of their fans. I found out about this because I got a YouTube alert. Rockstar is posted a new video. I'm like, oh, a new trailer.
All right. It was the cover art reveal. Just a video showing what the cover art of the game is going to look like. All right, I guess that's cool. But it's not that cool. Not worth making a video. You know, they made it in a video form just to troll their fans on YouTube. I should look at the comments on that video.
I bet they're pretty funny. All right, please. All let's have this day go by quick. I think Jade gave me a bug. He said he'd had stomach issues or wasn't feeling well Monday and Tuesday. Yesterday I started feeling like crap. Today it's still not great. I got too much to do. Bunch of bull crap.
Thanks, Jade. Animals are angry today. Oh, yeah, we got multiple stories about animals fighting back against us people. And you know, I'm a fan. I mean, I don't want to see anybody die. But maybe we should be better than the little critters or the big critters.
And they'd be a little bit nicer to us. There was one story where a 91 year old man had accidentally disturbed a beehive. RIP to that guy.
What a horrible way to go. Bees, you know, you're just out. Enjoying your time in the garden. Not the bees.
Not the bees. Oh, it's horrible. Horrible. Sorry, I shouldn't even joke about such thing. But just have you ever been stung by a bee? One bee stings. It really sucks. So imagine like thousands of them enough to kill you dead. That's a bad, bad day.
OK. There was a rabid cat in Florida terrorizing a neighborhood. So far, has bitten five people and a puppy.
Let's see. Did they OK, they did catch the cat and it has tested positive for rabies. You know, when I see cats outside, I'm like, come here, come here, little kitty.
Come on, come on. Yeah, you never know if they're packing rabies, I guess. If they come at you with that crazy look, you got to get. Cats can mess you up, especially if they have rabies. Now, the owner of the cat was cited for allowing her cats to roam, not vaccinating the cat and injury to a person. Yeah, from what I recall, the treatment for a human being dealing with rabies is very unpleasant and yeah, you can you can die.
Let's let's take a look here. Twenty nine year old man bitten on his legs without provocation while at the woman's home. A thirty three year old one woman was attacked at a neighbor's house where the cat jumped into her lap, bit her finger and then ran from under the home to attack her legs as she was trying to wash the wound. Sixteen year old girl bitten on the knee when she tried to play with the cat.
Nine year old girl approached by the cat and bitten on the leg outside her home and a thirteen year old boy was attacked by the cat on the leg while taking out the trash. It's just. Yeah. Well, again, maybe we should be better to the little critters. You don't want to deal with rabies treatment.
No way. I'm a bear attacked a California teenager inside of his house. Yeah, bad enough, I guess, if you're out in the woods, but just relaxing at home, kicking back. It's about five forty five a.m. You hear a ruckus. You walk out and your son's just covered in blood. He's all right. I mean, he looks pretty messed up in the hospital photo here. But I mean, it could definitely be worse. We're talking about a bear. So unclear what exactly happened.
But I guess the bear just came through the window and attacked the kid. All right, I think it's annoying when my alarm clock gets me up every morning. I'm never happy about it. I don't want to leave, especially this morning with my again stomach. I don't know what I did to myself, but this sucks. But at least I didn't wake up to being attacked by a bear. I'll take alarm clock having to be to work early and stomach problems and lack of motivation and frustration over waking up to the bear alarm clock. That that would suck.
Let's see. I know I had another story about animals attacking people. Oh, a teenager killed in New York after a carriage horse bolted away from its driver and the kid was thrown from the carriage. I think last week in New York, a horse like just died. They're trying to ban these central park carriages, which I think is probably a good idea from everything I've been reading about the, you know, difficulties the animals go through, as you know, tourists can be terrible. And I mean, if horses are just dying, pulling people in a carriage, it's not 1800 anymore.
OK, walk yourself through central park, get a bike. OK, let's let's find something else we can do with these horses than dragging you and your irritating family around. Yeah. So RIP to the horse, RIP to the teenager. That's sad.
Yeah. What happened? And the driver, the driver had left the carriage to take a photograph of the passengers. And then the horse just took off. Oh, there's video. Great. Yeah, I'm not going to watch that. Don't need that unpleasantness at this hour on a Thursday morning. All right. I was talking with the listener earlier, who said I had gotten his frustration up with the story about the kid who saved up his money to buy a PS5.
And then his family was all terrible to him. I'm like, oh, I'll try to find something cheery and fun to talk about. Here's a bunch of animals killing people and animals dying. I'll work on something funnier for the next little little break. OK, I swear.
It was Friday. OK. I was sitting here, scrolling Facebook, and there's this website called Barrett Media. It's a radio website. I was reading this article about Keith Urban's Yacht Rock album he just dropped. You heard any of this peaches?
No, me either. And this article is talking about what radio programmers can learn from Keith Urban by him putting out a Yacht Rock album. How bad do you think this album is going to be? I think the divorce messed him up. Well, he did get divorced, huh? Yeah.
Was it Nicole Kidman? Yeah. That's right. And they were together for a long time.
Yeah. So he's in his studio just crying. How could they break up?
Just like Jelly Roll and Bunny XO. Love isn't real, Victor. I need to. I need to put out a Yacht Rock album to make me happy. Next thing you're going to tell me, Travis, Kelsey and Taylor Swift, they split up, too. Please, please let it happen. Oh, please, no. I'm in charge of the Z music now.
I don't want to deal with all those breakup songs. Oh, geez. Yeah.
Well, you have fun with that, buddy. Yeah, dude, I just I'm so curious if they're like working a radio single from this because this article is all about these things that country radio can do in the summer to break the mold and be a little more exciting for listeners. If country radio wants to be a little bit more exciting for listeners, they should start by like playing Zach Bryant. All right. Let's take step number one. Start playing one of the biggest artists in the format. Why they don't play Zach Bryant on country radio? I just don't understand. Nobody.
We I was talking with one of his reps the other day and I got curious. Well, let's see how 105 the Hawk fairs nationwide on Zach Bryant spins. I mean, by light years, we play more Zach Bryant than any country station. We've played like I mean, it was like 12000 plus spins.
And then the next one was like 100. Why? Now, let's play Keith Urban sit on a boat music. Yacht Rock is not good. It's not my job to the songs and see if we see if we like it. Let's see.
See if they I guess we could go to YouTube and see recent uploads. I mean, I can't imagine Keith Urban is going to swear, right? It's Keith Urban. He she divorced me. You know, I I bomb in there. Well, and I guess it's a bunch of covers and things like that.
Let's see. Keith Urban, let's go to your YouTube page, buddy, because. OK, they've got a song called Guitar Man featuring John Mayer. Um, baby, come back.
OK, let's listen to this. Is it a cover? Yeah, it 10 covers and one original on the new album. OK. This song is better than Keith Urban song.
Oh, yeah, country is going to play this kind of stuff. Oh, it's OK. It's so bad.
I can't can't do more. That I bet you're going to frustrate the heck out of Justin for like just pretending to want to play that on the Hawk. Um, and it was like, oh, it's not country.
What the heck's going on with you? No, it's Keith Urban. So it is country. Have you ever heard that Keith Urban song he did with? Who was it? Keith Urban, let's go for do it. Country Radio plays this song. I can't remember it off the fighter. OK, you ever heard this song?
No, I've heard of the movie. OK, it's Keith Urban with Carrie Underwood. I would pretty much every country station plays this song.
Alright? I may fun a Dan and Shay for not being country, but listen to this, dude. I, this is one I've fought with Justin about. I was like, no. This is not a country song at all. What's so epic? I like the intro.
Yeah, it would work on Z103. Yeah, this is not country at all. No. Not what's so epic. But because it's Keith Urban, they'll play it and they're like, well, it's country. How is this country? It's not country at all. Zero elements of country in this. Maybe that's why I like it.
He doesn't even have the twang in his voice. Meh. See what I'm saying? Hey Josh, come in here. You ever heard this song, The Fighter by Keith Urban?
Probably. It's a pop dance tune. The country radio plays the crap out of it. Does it make any sense? Does it do? No. Okay. It's way old, but here, just listen to it a quick moment of it. Sure, sure. So I don't know if you can hear it.
Sound like country music to you? No. Anyway. Not really, no.
In any way. So it's perfect for the classy prom for next year. Yeah, we were talking about Keith Urban putting out a Yacht Rock album. I guess that's his upcoming album. Ten covers from one original and it's all a Yacht Rock. We listened to a little bit of it.
It's Yacht Rock with a twang. It's really bad. I mean, it sucks.
Houseboat Rock is what it is. You heard like 30 seconds of it and you said the whole thing sucks? That's all I needed to hear. I'm not going to torture myself. Okay.
I've only got so much mental sanity left. But I was just pondering whether or not Country Radio is going to start bumping Yacht Rock just because Keith Urban was. I mean, look, he's Australian. I'm Keith Urban.
He does that kind of thing. I'm from the Outback. I'm a real cowboy. That's right. He does his own thing.
I guess. I think it's kind of funny that he got divorced and he covered Baby Come Back on the album. That's the one we were listening to, his Baby Come Back.
That's great. Yeah, I was reading that Barrett Media website and they're like, Country Radio should take a lot of the or take a page out of the Keith Urban playbook and mix it up this summer. Like, why don't you just play what's popular? Yeah.
Why don't you play some Zach Bryant? There's that. I mean, no.
It's easy. I remember the fit they had about Beyonce. I can only imagine what they're going to say about Yacht Rock.
Oh, they'll love it. It's Keith Urban. It's a white man.
I know. You know, Country Radio, if it's a black woman, you think they're going to be down with that? Sorry, I'm not saying anything in particular about Country Radio programmers, but maybe I am.
Wait till I'll let... I know they hate women in Country Radio. Wait till Lizzo drops that Country album, then they're really screwed. I mean, Beyonce's Country album is way more Country than Dan and Shay.
Oh, for sure. And they play the crap out of Dan and Shay on Country Radio. Two dudes popping it up, you know? Man, Dan and Shay sucks. They are... Sorry, their songs are just cringe. It belongs on Z103. It's not Country.
All right? Justin needs a co-host, so that way you could have that be a slogan. Two dudes popping it up. Two dudes popping it up. That's the new name for the new Tower of Madness Man.
Two dudes popping it up. We're just going to start playing Taylor Swift. I don't know, she has long hair.
That's sort of rock. She looks in the part. Yeah, it fits somehow. Sequins and long blonde hair. She can fit in with poison. I saw her online wearing a rock and roll t-shirt. She's clearly...
It fits on Rock Radio. Her boyfriend's a football player. Yeah. That's metal. You know they have a metal playlist going in the locker room, like they have to, right? They aren't like... Well, yeah, what else are you going to listen to when you're with a bunch of dudes popping it up and you're like popping it up and you're pulling on those tights and putting them pads in with your boys? I think they're listening to the frozen soundtrack. They're going to throw on some Slayer.
Give them a nice pat on the butt. Let's get on the field, buddy. Let's go team. What did they play?
What did they play that Keith Urban Yacht Rock in there? Maybe come back. I don't know. That doesn't seem like it can get you pumped up to get out there and tackle little dudes.
The one Australian player all pumped up. Oh, that's my favorite. You know? Dog pile everybody! Come on.
Have you ever talked to somebody about what it's like to be in one of those pile ups? In rugby? Yeah, rugby or football. Machete! Kelly Martinez was telling me about when he used to play football.
Sure. Because I read an article, this was years ago when he worked here, where somebody had done like, they grabbed somebody. You know, in the pile up and he's like, yeah, dude, that's very common. I'm sure. You never know what's going on, but they want to get the ball when it's fumbled.
So you'll do anything. I'm not going to get into the descriptions he gave you. My friend's dad played professionally for like a few years and one of those exploded because of a tackle gone wrong. Gone wrong?
The guy who tackled them probably. Can you imagine squeezy? Two guys popping it up! Popping it up! Oh, that was a pretty cool email. I just got very brief, but if you were listening to the show earlier, I mentioned I got an email from Spencer from Ice Nine Kills yesterday. Just thanking us for their, you know, our support of the band and so I wrote them back and, you know, just said hello basically. Told them, you know, awesome to see him about hit number one on the rock radio charts and you know, come back to Idaho Falls and wrote me back and said, if I need anything signed any time, you'll hook it up and, you know, so cool to hear everything I said in the email and maybe I can line up a, you know, in-depth interview with them one of these days. Haven't ever interviewed the guy, but he's a huge horror fanatic. So I'm sure we'd have a great conversation. I'd like to know his thoughts on, say, some of the newer horror movies that have been making the rounds. Obsession.
And back rooms. What was the one that Becca and I watched recently about the girl who gets trapped on a tropical island with the, with the dude? That was so good too. It was from director Sam Raimi, best known for the Evil Dead movies, the originals.
The Hexat movie called, because you got to watch it. It's on streaming. Oh, Send Help.
Send Help. I think it's on Hulu and great movie, great movie. I think that one might have went under a lot of people's radar with all of the hype around obsession. But Send Help was certainly one of the best horror movies I've seen yet.
What if I missed? And I know I talk horror a lot. I'm sorry, but I'm into it. This horror novel I've been reading The Troop, I might only get like two pages down at a time because I get tired or somewhat tired. Doesn't mean I'm going to actually get to sleep. But it's getting pretty brutal.
Getting like right out of the gate, getting gross. Like, all right. Sweet.
All right. Best new horror movies of 2026. Let's see what I've missed here. I mean, obsessions, obviously the one everybody's talking about. We mentioned this yesterday because all I do is talk about horror apparently.
But 28 years later, the Bone Temple, Becca and I need to sit down, watch ourselves, the entire 28 dot dot dot series. Send Help coming in at number three. Now, I would say Send Help and Obsession are probably the best ones I've seen recently. They got a pretty high rating for Hocom. Becca and I watched that as well. It was it was pretty good.
I'd probably rated about the same as Backrooms. All right. Here's one I haven't heard of.
We bury the dead. Might have to check that out. Pretty high ratings there. Primate, I think we started watching and then I don't know what happened. But we didn't finish it. I do want to see Ready or Not 2.
They do got pretty decent ratings. Undertone, I recall hearing about. And then Faces of Death is supposed to be pretty brutal as well. Oh, they will kill you.
I saw that pop up on one of our social media, not social media, one of our streaming services the other day. And I think that's supposed to be a very bloody and funny movie. They will kill you.
Might have to check that one out. All right. What's to come? What are we going to get next? I love living in the era of like the best horror ever. It's great time as a horror fan. And we got GTA 6 coming out this year.
I swear, if I get hit by a bus, I'm going to be furious. I'm not pre-recording the show. I just like to record the show so you can catch it on demand. Unexpected guest in studio. What up, Becca? What up, G?
Oh, nothing. Apparently stinking up the studio according to you. Yeah, I walked in here and it smells like farts. So what have you been doing? I mean, I might have farted in here.
I'm trying to remember. It's very likely we're having some stomach problems. Yeah, I can I can tell. Hey, why don't you come hang out with me in my stinky, dookie smell in studio?
I know how to impress a lady. That's right. Yeah. Sorry, I can go get some air freshener.
I immediately walked in and I was like, yeah, farts. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I did tell you I'm not feeling very nice today. But I didn't know, you know, when you sit in your own farts long enough, you just kind of stop smelling them.
Maybe that's what's going on. I don't smell anything in here. There's a stink. All right.
Well, there's some for breeze in the bathroom. It's fine. Yeah, you'll get used to it. So how's the morning been going? It's sucked over here. Sorry.
Well, it is what it is. What about for you? Yeah, it's a morning. Nothing exciting to report?
See anything crazy on the way over or anything like that? No. OK. Pretty uneventful day. Yeah, boring.
All right. I haven't taken a look at, I don't know, East Idaho News to see if there's anything exciting going on locally. Um, there's a giant combine turned bar rolling into Idaho Falls.
Going to be at a live after five next week. It's just like a tractor. They turned into a keg.
What? Big Anheuser Bush combine. And yeah, it's got taps in the side.
Very exciting. Too bad that the beer is that. It's not. Weak stuff. Yeah.
Well, you and. I mean, even beer, even if I was drinking, I don't think I would go to the Anheuser Bush truck. Do they do they have any good beers? Anheuser Bush. Hide Bush. Well, that's the company. I'm just going to disown Bush. I'm sorry, but I am.
Yeah, I've pointed out, pointed it out before. And Bud Light, of course. Light, light beer is just not good. No offense. That's your thing. But Bush lights like that is just garbage.
Yeah, you know, I agree. If you're going to drink light beer, at least, I guess, go Coors Light or Bud Light. Bush Light is like the crappy version of Bud Light.
OK, you know what? No, I would rather go Bush Light than Bud Light. It's the I think it's the same beer. It's just well, maybe it's a little it's the same company. And I think Bush is the cheap version of Budweiser. So it's you're just getting like the crappier. As long as you're, you know, getting buzzed up, it's fine with me. I don't know how people do it with that stuff.
It's too light. Oh, I really have to punch in my birthday to look at their list of products. Come on.
This is ridiculous. It's a website listing products. All right, I got to see if they have any brands because I think they own a lot of different brands. Let's see if there's anything any good in their lineup here. No offense to Budweiser.
I know that we have the Budweiser plant here in town. Just not my thing. Like I said, there's sucks.
Oh, and I'm sorry. Now, it's better than Mikkole Ultra, which has become the most popular beer in America. You say, Mikkole Ultra is the worst, but it is. I would say Budweiser is the worst. You might as well drink. If you're going to drink Mikkole Ultra. Yeah, do an N.A.
Yeah. I mean, it has no flavor. It has no booze in it. It's a girly beer.
Oh, sorry. I know lots of dudes have gotten into drinking Mikkole Ultra. I remember when your brother was trying to tell me, this is a real man's beer. I'm like, what? Yeah, dude, you were covered in tattoos. Used to be in a biker club. And you're drinking Mikkole Ultra.
You're pounding Mikkole Ultra and acting tough? Get out of here. You drink one of these. Be a real man.
That was funny. All right. Well, if you like light beer, it's fine. It's fine.
But if you want to go check out the giant beer combine, it's going to be at a live after five on July 15th. So you can go look at it. And that's that. Drink some white claw. Be a man. That's right. Drink white claw.
Be a man. So over the weekend, Becca and I decided to get tattoos just spur of the moment. I got some kind of weird rabbit thing with a spiral eye busting out of its head and you got a nice beetle.
Now you came up with an idea for us to get our next tattoo where we pick each other's tattoos. Yeah. Now.
Are there restrictions on this? Do we pick the place? Because what if you pick something real dumb and want to want me to get it somewhere that I don't want to get a tattoo?
What are what ideas are you got floating around in your head? You will never know. And I don't know.
I guess the placement can be anywhere on your body. You want to do that. So I can get Victor right across your chest. I don't know about that. I don't know about that. Yeah. But I thought I'd get to pick. I don't know about that one. It can be one of the psycho guys. You are branded with my name.
You are mine forever. Yeah. OK. That that and it's got to be huge. So if you want to cover it up later on when you dump me, it'll be it's going to cost you a lot of money. Cover that up. That's right. That's what you're getting.
Nope. It's done. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I will not get Victor tattooed.
What about what about a tramp stamp? No. I was thinking about that too. Yeah. That's what I was thinking about.
You were thinking too. No. Hmm.
Forehead. OK. All right. Cool.
Well, that sounds like it'll be pretty fun. I'm you know my taste. I like weird stuff. So I'm sure you'd pick something cool.
You're trickier though. You like all kinds of different tattoos. I do. You've got dark tattoos.
You've got silly tattoos. So I'm like, what should she get? I don't know. Well, what?
I have an idea, but I can't say it because it's going to be a surprise. All right. Well, luckily tattoos are real expensive. So we'll have to save up for a while.
And I'll have plenty of time to think about this. Yeah. Stupid peaches. He came in earlier and he's like, dude, dude, it's payday today. And I hate payday. I'm like, why did you tell me I have peaches? That just means I need to pay bills.
I knew it. So then I fire up my phone and start paying bills. I'm like, don't tell me we got paid early. That just means it's longer till the next time I have to pay bills. And then of course, one of the ones I need to pay my phone didn't save the logins.
Can't remember the logins. I'm like, this needs to be paid. Well, I hate payday.
Son of a nutcracker. Yeah, I guess I'll just not pay it. Just don't. Just go to collections. Yeah, just leave it. You're going to destroy my credit. Screw it.
Yeah. You're only on this planet one time. Rack up debt and don't pay for it. It'll work out great. I mean, you only live once, right? Exactly. I'm just going to go max out my credit cards and then just throw them in the garbage and stop looking at my email. That's what I do.
All right. Don't ever take advice from Radio House on how to properly handle your finances and budgeting. It's a bad idea.
Luckily, there's no dumb. Well, actually, I can think of things I would like to buy. I shouldn't even think about that. Because then I want to go, oh, I've got money on the credit card. And we've been buying dumb stuff like constantly. At least for the most part, it's cheap.
It's like thrift store items and things like that. But it does all add up. Yeah. All right. Well, holy cow, it's past time to take a commercial break. So we'll be back in a minute.
Little after nine o'clock on the Victor Wills show. Got Becca hanging out in here and just trying to make it through the day. Yay. Yeah. Party.
All right. I was reading a post here. From somebody dealing with their family members who are trying to barge into their business about their wedding. Oh, no. Tell your family, mind your own business. I can do what I want.
It's my life. Yeah, I agree. And especially with tattoos when they say, oh, no, don't get that. It's like it's my body.
Yeah. It was pretty funny when we used chat gpt to put that lifelike bat on your neck. And I sent it to my mom. Send it to your mom and she did not like it. She freaked out. Your sister didn't like it either.
Yeah. No one liked it except my brother Ricky. He thought it was cool. Yeah. I mean, it was pretty ridiculous looking. It was. Because it was a lifelike like furry bat. It wasn't, you know, like a typical tattoo that would have, I don't know, artistic flair to it. It was just like he took a picture of a bat and slapped it on your neck.
Yeah, exactly. And then I showed her my actual tattoo that I got. She didn't like that either.
She didn't like that one either. It's just a beetle. Well, it's the pentagram.
Oh, that's right. There's a pentagram in it. And she's like, oh, no, devil tattoos. Yeah, she's like, no. It's like it's just a star. Settle down.
Yeah, it's funny. But yeah, weddings, everyone should do whatever they want. They, you know. Yeah, this guy's a 27 year old man and he says his family is very upset with them about a number of things regarding their their wedding they want to do. They wanted to do a civil ceremony only so they didn't want to hold it in a church. And then they didn't want children at the wedding. So, you know, the people in the family with kids are like, yeah, that's a great excuse to get out of having to go to the wedding.
Sorry, I got the little one can't make it. Yeah, I've actually known some people that say no kids are allowed at weddings. And I was just like, what? Hey, kids can be a real irritation. They're loud.
They scream and raise a ruckus. There's bad kids out there. Yeah, but they're OK. Yeah, there is some there is some terrible kids. Not every kid is good. All right.
There are some terrible kids out there and the parents need to raise them better. I was going to say beat them. No, I'm just kidding. Don't laugh about that. That's not funny. And J.K. J.K. Do not do that. Do not do that.
Obviously we're joking. But yeah, child free wedding sounds pretty good because, you know, when you're out to eat, for example, and a kid starts screaming, you're like, man, I wish this was a child free restaurant or grocery store. Seems like any time there's a screaming kid, for some reason, that's they're on the same path as me through the grocery store. They like follow you. It's like the people with the screaming kids, they know. Well, this is the guy who's getting irritated by it.
Let's follow him. I wouldn't even take my daughter to a restaurant until she was like three or four because she would just scream. Yeah, I had to bail on many situations because I had a screaming toddler. Yeah. I was like, I'm not going to make everybody else put up with this.
So I am out. Yeah, this guy goes on and on, you know, about, you know, the family just beating them down. He said it caused a explosion in the family.
Like what's the big deal? Just don't go. Yeah, I mean, if you don't want to go support your family member and all that stuff, yeah, don't stay home.
If you have kids and you don't have a babysitter, OK, you don't have to go now. And it'll be fine. It's just a wedding. Yeah, exactly. And just like yesterday at the birthday party, I was like, I'm out. Yeah.
You know, you shouldn't have to feel obligated to go to every family function. Yeah. Yeah. Like it should be no big deal. The people who are getting married, just worry about yourselves.
Don't worry about your family. They don't show up. They got a problem. It's your big day, not theirs.
So don't want to bother you. It's it's you and your significant, significant other. Like that's all that matters.
Well, you know how seriously people take weddings and marriage. You and me found that out. Yeah, very quickly.
Yeah, we did. Now update your Facebook status. Married. Holy cow. My sister.
I love my sister, but she got a little bit nutty with that one with the. Again, that word to some people is. If it's not legally done, it doesn't matter. You need to have a ceremony like no. Do what I want. Settle down. Chill out a bit and get married any way you please. And yeah, just tell your family to shut up.
Pretty much what I did. Don't care about your crap, Amanda. All right.
Just kidding. I don't know if she listens to my show on demand. Amanda, you know, I love she might.
She might. And I get stuck in angry text messages. Oh, that's all I need. All right, we'll be back. Hi, peaches. Hi, buddy.
What's going on? I love it much. All right.
I would love to talk about the game you came up with. I mean, I don't think it's offensive, but it's not offensive at all. But. I don't know. You never know what's going to offend somebody. So we'll we'll let's talk with Jade about that one.
How about you get off the high horse and if you complain about, you know, any minute thing? Let's go. Let's go ahead and avoid that peaches. I mean, I just dumped out on peaches.
I was dumped out in the Z studio. Did you? Oh, yeah. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Love one rip. And I was like, oh boy.
Speaking of that one rip. Sorry, back when I did come back in here, does it smell like farts in here? Do you peaches? No, because it smells like farts in the Z studio, letting them rip.
Protein, baby. I walked back in here and was like, yeah, the studio doesn't smell very good. I tried plugging in a wallflower that one time and you and Jade freaked out.
I know. We need a can of spray or something. It doesn't smell nearly as bad as our bathroom here. True, true. But thanks, East Idaho News, bringing your content to the toilet. Yeah, I have been having some some stomach issues today. So it might be a bit toxic in here. I'm sorry.
Sorry. But congratulations to Travis getting in on her no beach beach bash prize package get giveaway tomorrow peaches broadcast live three to five PM. I know tomorrow I got to I got to track those shows right away.
I got to get everything done. I'd probably do it if you can today. I'm going to try to. But I'm trying to show today. Guess you got till two thirty or so tomorrow. So yeah, good luck. And I hope it's a fantastic rockin time. Yeah.
When I'm when I'm at Juicy Vapor, I'm already going to line up the new bear tooth single. I don't know if you saw the title of that. No, are you not able to say it on air?
Bull. OK, you're going to line it up and have it ready to play. Yeah, I'll put the full thing right there in the RDS. OK, pops up. Perfect.
Perfect. Any other new music? New I prevail.
I might my lip. I'm just like beating the crap out of myself today. I believe there's new I prevail coming out tomorrow. OK, that new bear tooth, like I just mentioned, there is new sleep theory by by by out today. Oh, yeah, their cover of NSYNC. It was not necessarily new, but it's a cover. Yeah.
Yeah. I'm interested to check that out. What else is coming out tomorrow?
I swear, I saw something sort of big. Well, motionless and white dropped a new one yesterday. Yeah, yeah. Is that I don't know?
I'm going to draw on a blank on this one. But if people want to check out new music, you got the feature for it. It's so new. I'm keeping track of rock and pop. Yeah, because you're doing a new music feature on Z. That's right, because there was a feature called the five o'clock monster.
And it's so dumb that I'm like, we got to kill this thing. Yeah. And I did take that out of the logs, right? Are you telling me to remind you for on Monday to do that? OK, all right.
I know there were some other changes we were going to make. So yeah, remind me a little bit of a weekend vibes and all of that. Yeah, got the gut distraction going on some little frazzled. It's a great band, gut distraction, gut distraction.
You know, it's my new solo project. All fart sounds, all toilet sounds. Mother of God, it's all toilet sounds coming for you. Guttalax will be the next two themed band.
It's going to be fantastic. I'm still thinking about that. Sleek deprivation tank story that we talked about in the new hour. The guy was like the guy was in a diaries like, wait, this water has pulp. And he looks down.
He looks down when he gets out of it and looks inside and goes, whoa. That's not the experience that you're intending to have. I would imagine when you get into a isolation tank. I feel something. The water is a little warmer than it was a minute ago. Kind of slick.
A water is always slick. But that's all right. I feel like we're going to get too gross. That's sent in that tank.
Play the bathtub fart. What's this person want here? Let's see what they want. K-Bear, you're live on the show.
Keep that in mind. Who's this? Hey, Victor, Jason.
Jason, what's up, dude? Why was I thinking about that? No, that no beach. That beach bash. These guys are doing.
Yeah. And that's technically not true. Because you guys are saying that there's no beaches in East Idaho. Well, I mean, we've got lakes that have, you know, a shore. But to me, the beach, the beach is like, you know, soft sand.
It's not soft. Well, the definition of a beach, if you if you look up the definition, it is. That's a lake to be a beach.
Let's see. Let's look up beach definition. According to the Internet, a narrow, gently, a narrow, gently sloping landform along the edge of an ocean, sea or lake.
So OK, we've got beaches. Don't overthink this thing. We're giving away stuff.
I was going to say, just reminding me that guy goes, actually. So all right, all right, we technically have a beach. But we're going to keep saying we don't. Yeah, I know. I had to point it out. All right.
All right. It's like saying technically, technically throwing darts is a sport. Don't get the players mad now, peaches.
They have they have great aim. I don't know what it said. Pull is a sport. Pull, too. Yeah, there you go.
There you go. I mean, it is considered a sport. So you feel bad, man. Well, good to hear from you and have a good day. Yeah, you too, guys. Peace. Thanks.
So yeah, time to go to break. Go see peaches tomorrow at Juicy Bay for three to five PM. Get five entries into that drawing to win all that stuff you can use at Idaho beaches like I don't know, Island Park.
Well, I even said like you can just set it up in your front yard if you want to. Did it's perfect for the Idaho Falls Community Hospital River Fest presented by ICCU and River Bend Media Group. I get the Melaleuca Freedom Celebration. Mm hmm.
And I mean, huge. Everything you'd need to enjoy your time down at Snake River Landing. So use it for whatever you want.
It doesn't have to go to the beach. Thank you again for tuning in to the Victor Will Show. This program is a production of River Bend Media Group. To contact the show or for more information, hit us up at RiverBendMediaGroup.com.