The Chase

Holic's delivery is overdue. His friend Baron Stackwall and his dog Nugget are somewhere in the Ponds Pilaster, and so is a rival pickup crew. Gray drops a hostile with a single quiet bolt. Then the bells ring, skeletal Tyrant's Guild riders thunder in, and the cart peels away through brown mold and panic.

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By the Narrative Declaration TTRPG group: Four adventures try to make it big within the decrepit streets of Outset's Pawn Pilaster. Catch this comedic but grim dark Pathfinder Second Edition TTRPG adventure and watch them all suffer!

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So speaking of dying, is everyone ready for another exciting episode of the Rotgoons?
hey hey everybody welcome to another exciting episode of the rot goons we're trying to go
super fast with the intro nice of youtuber thing because there's some uh there's some
foundry stuff that's taxing my system a whole bunch so my cpu's at 100 right now
i got a lot of stuff going on all three screens oh yeah and i'm streaming anyway we're gonna go
real quick uh sort of left to right starting off with our amazing gnoll ranger minerva hello hello
my name is minerva aka party demon s i'm an artist a vtuber and i play the role of great crocus the
gnoll ranger and i'm scared i'm afraid we should next up we have our scheming capitalist cabal
hello my name is cabal i'm a artist voice actor and variety and horror streamer here on twitch
um i am playing talim shabur the local spirit of capitalism and ghost mages and then next up we
have our recent little guy froggy luck hi i'm froggy luck you can find me under that handle on like
pretty much every social media platform ever i'm a professional artist and variety streamer sometimes
and uh please be patient i just spaddle over my keyboard i'm sick
we saw it obviously grippers of a sick person
well wrap it up and we have we have the card piece of art salty job hello my name is salty job
i go about she her and you can find me on salt job on both twitter and on twitch uh i do a lot of
the art scene in uh the rot goons um podcast and show if you are listening on this you have never
seen my work and i'm very sorry that you have not seen how cool it is dang
she's right though the salties art is amazing um may or may not be biased i have one question
yeah um will you give me uh 20 20 crossbow bolts for uh this hold on nope will you give me hold on
will you give me 20 crossbow bolts for uh hold on it's process hold on uh-huh for this can i have
20 crossbow bolts oh my gosh i can't believe froggy is is or a narrative ignoration pathfinder to uh
to explain froggy gave me five gets to trying to bribe me trying to pay to win the game here
i forgot to get my crossbow bolts i have two crossbow bolts as far as i'm concerned her heart's in the
right place i have adhd please please i forgot i have adhd please
no sir i i will allow you to get crossbow bolts with those five get the studs but not right now
oh thank you wait what it's not right now because last we left off last we left off
we were still at elma's yeah we were chat so who's gonna get the the hero point for recollecting
what happened last time oh yeah i can hmm well whoever wants to recap it that's not beetle
that's not beetle you you got it last two times you're not allowed to do it anymore
whoever whoever remembers what happened last time everyone remembers what happened last time
uh can earn two hero points and if you mess up then i get my villain point i will increase my total
from three to four i will open the floor to to min and no absolutely not why not man
why why because i'm gonna recollect all the the talking about the the retail stuff we did the food
service stuff we did and i'm gonna go blank okay i'm gonna have a i'm gonna have an episode
last time we're doing this rockman's episode last time on the rock goons uh we had a double
part episode of part five and six as one a cohesive stream where uh technically soren episode six
is the last episode meaning that is the episode that i can recollect but i won't do that because
then you might go that with that reasoning so in episode five the team they rot goons found
themselves near the um the shamed up uh house above the pits uh in the pawns palaster heart beetle
uh great crocus and talim were all about looking for a way to um survive post the duel with the scary
wizard also now known as a word eater um uh collapsing after such a fight we took a while to speak with
brug and set up a plan of what to do post this we find fevin a elven man in uh found as one of the
few bandits the members of croc's gang still present within the field he was willing after some persuading
and some medical assistance to be a part of our little scheme to get back on croc and mainly help
out brug in his acts of re-obtaining his daughter presumably and to find this missing blacksmith
that we were supposed to meet up with but was not present at the time we learned that croc's gang
had snagged the blacksmith and took him somewhere but he is big enough that it needs to be held in a
place that might not be too hidden away we reconvene over at elmas after scouring this blacksmith's home
and there we uh take on the roles of episode six where the entire rot goon gang establishes themselves
as service people where talim becomes um merlin from his uh uh sword in the stone movie i don't know
who made that movie but that sure was a company that made that movie and yes not sponsored
and animated an entire kitchen to work for him um heart manned the bar and failed utterly
uh while beetle and well beetle were performing a stressful mind-blowing job running about and
talking to a bunch of people getting um racially harassed by the police and then also of course
we have gray crocus with the mental fortitude of that only a veteran of the industry can truly do
things held everything under control this is until the fact that both the illegal moth and
the police that are present within this tavern both bribe the gray crocus with the idea that
they want each other more or less taken care of quote unquote and some acts were performed for
example poisoning or drugging rather uh croc's food however since we know that brug works for croc
and croc is seemingly some kind of criminal mastermind that we have finally got to see
this massive crocodile man shoved the drugged chicken over to brog and asked why don't you have some
in this i think i think it's a good summary no no i there's one final bit in this final moment when
this happens beetle attempts to tell croc no no no he can have his own croc doesn't like that
tells beetle to go away why are you vilifying me and in his drunken stupor and cursed with faith
and cursed with failure heart hears someone this his friend beetle and goes what did you say to my bro
and that's where the episode cut that is where it cut and that earns two hero pipes
yay can i can i give one to froggy nope what are you serious right now
nope can't do that there's no exchange right in hero points
heart you need your hero points you need them keep them it's okay it just means next time i can
go back to summarizing the weeks until zoran tells me to shut up again
which is a great recap thank you so much salty for that very good recap what did you tell my bro
you see that like yeah oh i was just gonna say i especially liked the part where salty covered
when the blacksmith got straight smith snatched and then he was like i'm gonna morib and he bit the
cage and then he did i hate it here i'm leaving the game's over yeah campaigns cancel thanks beetle all
right first of all now this thanks
so with that
so with that things do get just a little bit tense as
as crock is looking down at all of you he's seeing he's kind of now begins to size you up hard
as you're just trying to as soon as you said like what like what do you say to my little bro
it kind of size it's just a little bit bigger than me he uh he is he rips
he is monster daddy to the definition and he rolls up his sleeves you can't say that
he rolls up his sleeves and begins to just flex his claws or so you know just from no no even just
perception check to kind of uh check up on him he will tear you a new one and so he kind of gets
ready and looks at his boy looks at his boys and looks at brog and he goes like you see i'm trying
to make this diplomatic and he cracks his fingers and he gets ready
but you all begin to hear bells
you guys will hear it but chat will and begin to hear just ting ting ting and there is a commotion
outside
there's a commotion outside because there are several tyrants guild members
rushing through and one of them bursts through the door
one of them bursts through the door sees everything that's going on but ignores all of you
they ignore all of you
and they look over to the other tyrants guild members inside and he's like you there get your
troops in line and get the dirt serratus for the riot formings revolutionaries are trying to rally
the people and the one that you spoke to gray and the one that nearly just called beetle just a weird
thing or so just going but but what about what about the criminotic i'll forget about them your
duty now to protect the martinet she's trapped inside with these animals come on come on let's go
and and as they're all about to leave and all the tyrants guild people either like they quickly
chug down their stuff and come through they all just kind of shove their way through each of them
just heading out the one who is the leader here
forgive me i have to move a whole bunch of tokens here uh the leader here will as they're passing
through beetle and heart because you're the closest roll me a perception check
i rolled an 18 for a total 24. i rolled a 14.
so heart you got a 24 and yeah you're 14. both of you both of you hear this
as the the sumid captain or kind of like kind of leader of the squad of tyrants guild members
um turns near croc and would be like we'll stop you and that crystallized bastard too we know why you
are here it's like we haven't forgotten about you yet croc and of course they believe and you will see a
large host of tyrants guild members begin to march away
go yeah as they go to the water
they're all dead and they say i can't believe the tyrant's guild drowned
one steps off and they all just follow that's called blind motivation everyone
and with that croc kind of getting ready for a fight looks around and you notice it is in his
eyes he sees an opportunity he kind of takes his sleeves and rolls it back down
you know kind of taking his uh taking his uh jacket and just you're kind of adjusting it back
and he'll look down down at you too and then everyone else and go
well boys i think we've overstayed our welcome elmas pleasure to have to have you again
we'll be leaving now you want us to pack your chicken to go
oh he just looks
and he goes no you can and go slide it over
and then you will he will leave
chicken yeah can beetle take a bite of the drugged chicken to try and prove that it's not drugged just
to like further prove that they were innocent enough to know like nothing good can you like
quickly reach up and like rip a leg off the chicken and enroll me a fortitude save
you have to be let's say let's say you have to beat a 20.
okay
has eaten worse
literally eaten worse yeah he offers to package it up for them then when he slides it over he's like okay
just rips the leg off and he takes a bite
you see one eye kind of picks up and he just kind of chuckles at you and he goes like
i like you little little one he kind of pats your head and he leaves
why why does everybody keep doing that why did everybody i'm not a dog why why do i get the same
treatment that dogs get i'm wearing clothes as he's as he's beginning to leave um he'll look back like
brog i don't think you want to come with us born and brog will look at all of you and he'll not and
he'll he'll nod and it like kind of like confirming to all of you it's gonna be okay
and uh he will he will leave with them
you frog
gray kind of like leans over the the bar she's just like oh
i peed my pants there you don't have pants oh
so it's lean yeah as you um as you're over there in the kitchen
you'll see um you'll see mom all thalma come out yeah and she'll she'll look at you and be like
hey nice job nice job with all the uh all the cooking player thing we uh it's like if you ever
start one do this all you know stay haunting around the place a little bit more and stop the
running around trying to get yourself you know exercise you could you probably stay here become
a full-time cook if you like the evil kind of like uh he'll look around and he kind of like
like a thing just he's like he's like should anything ever become too dangerous for me i will
take it into deep consideration
it's all right it's not so here's the payment and she will hand you uh hand you over ten gold pieces
and she'll uh come over she ran to the wall
she'll come over to you
mama helma or my helma thalma will come over to you great or are you great and we'll go uh
that's an absolute pleasure that's a pleasure that's for keeping everything kind of sorted and
i let them kill each other yeah oh yeah so your payment she will also hand you tingle oh oh thank
you it was it was getting really tense um almost elma will come over to you beetle and go like
very good job to you too beetle there you go ten gold thanks for getting with the place under uh
you know under a savage disorganization
i thought we were gonna die
takes the gold and uh and the same for you hard uh
thalma will come up and like you did actually job home before in both areas i don't know what the
crying was about but here you go
heart looks sad like as if he has failed at something that is like too weighty for this world
what's wrong bro
that's ten big ones for you dude i failed i don't deserve these what are you talking about
we'll get brug back it's okay he doesn't want them i'll take them
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah give them give them to taleem he earns them yeah you look at me look at me in
the eye and he turns and he looks at you but both his eyes are going in different directions
heart looks back yeah you deserve that 10 gold for all your hard work at the bar
sure about that yeah man and i saw even when you were getting too pooped you you lay down
and you became a stool for gray so gray could reach the things on the high shelves it was real good of you
great nods i am pretty big you're real big you're a big guy yeah and nobody died that's because of you
bro it's because of you man is that good yeah take those 10 gold take them they're yours
okay yeah thanks and you yeah yeah yeah yeah you got you guys you gave them i saw they were eating peanuts
so you did that you're the peanut guy yeah yeah that's me i'm the guy and he takes the money
and looks a little bit more hopeful beetle gives him a go get him type champ slap but it's on like the
back of his calves just like gaslighting is a skill
gaslighting isn't real oh my god this is medieval not steampunk
when all those guys ran out what was that big fuss about what did they say there was somebody with
something revolutionaries what's uh what's that belma um horse ears perk up
it will you guys will still hear the bells going off and normally that would normally you would
affiliate bells or something like that that's like hey there's something majorly wrong or something
like that uh thalma you'll see um kind of perking her ears up to it will go i think we better close
close to close the doors and bring the shutters down with uh and you see that she will uh close things
down you know just you know going through everybody shutting things off closing the windows uh keeping
everything secure and um she'll be all like like helena you're almost done here because things are
getting kind of bad outside yeah well jeff's uh nearly done with negotiations isn't that right hollick
and uh holler goes yes room is done and then i'll uh i'll be on my way and um but with that hello
look at you okay park turns around to the man sitting by the corner throughout all of this and goes um
um mr sir you see he'll the the old man over at the table kind of look up from his book and then
look over at you heart um yeah there seems to be a revolt a a cause for action outside
um do you wish to stay the night ah yeah i plan to stay here dangerous outside i'm too old for that
shit and kind of there is but wasn't it this whole man in the mood gray lives like she's she gray has
poured herself like a glass of wine and she just goes here here and she just fucking knocks it back
is there any way that i can make your stay here more comfortable except for keeping out the rabble
rouse outside oh well um one thing i definitely wanted to talk about the elements about was uh
renting out one of the sweets today
heart nods and looks back at uh one of the older women and he shall be brave he shall be brave
and he walk forward to one of them and go excuse me um miss elma the elder gentleman over by the
corner wishes to um have one of the sweets for the evening oh does he now well tell him it's about
a hundred gold
it's the fanciest one in most luxurious room we have
elder services and such he looks down at her and can i roll a single like
lore check of some kind like a society or whatever to know that the little amount
that heart has learned about how money works
it's about 100 gold absolutely yes great um i will roll society to see has heart realized natural
a natural 20
how are you getting 20s on rules that are combat
because it's narratively fitting that's funny okay so you would you would know in in in the world of
time a gold does go a long way uh if you were to someone just kind of during generally living here
a single gold will let you live in the city for a good for a good chunk of time you're not going to
be able to like a week yeah like you're able to survive a good amount for something to be a hundred
goal that has to come with a lot of luxuries and a lot of attachments to it
um so for her to basically just say a hundred gold just flat out it's a lot of money we're talking
like if someone comes in here especially in the pond's pilaster there is a hundred gold like luxury
sweet in this fishery tavern something special with it so but that's what makes elma so special
hmm uh heart like rubs his temple a bit and he goes so um i'm i'm new to all of this you know um
thank you for taking your time with it though uh are there any cheaper sweets just in case he requests
it you know so i don't have to come and waste a lot more of your time oh well for a couple stuff
i can get some of the common bedrooms for coppers and get some of the shed loft which is basically in
the hate bells up back or he can pay pay gold for his own single room all right thank you so much
i shall not be your bother anymore except for uh where would the keys be for said sweets i take care
of that sweetheart and he puts his hands together and he bows way deeper than like a person should do
to someone and touches the floor yeah like this is bending over in an almost inhumane manner uh
towards this small little woman uh as he almost reveres them as like royalty and how deep this bow is
and then he backs away he doesn't turn his back until he's like at least five feet away from her
um and then he swirls back and goes a private room or are you searching for something specific one
gold at the moment and from what i've heard one gold for a roommate during a riot is a riotous price
i'm so proud of him oh my god so you've been
you're just saying this very out loud even though the table's right over there right
yeah but he only repeats what was said all right so uh
lorm will go i'll take the sweet and he drops a bag of gold and it goes
the 100 gold sweet dash and he he looks back at elma like nods like yeah okay
beetle's head pokes out from behind heart and he's like can i see it
i won't come inside i just want to see it
heart is going to be occupied and unfortunately all the elma's oil stores have disappeared
heart nods like okay okay yes sir yes sir he takes the bag and he uh he turns back around
uh over to elma presents the bag and quickly gets out of her way
uh after see after helma and thelma see it they quickly burst into action and helma goes please make
hear one second here sweetheart and holly goes no problem he's just sipping just sipping a drink
and they and they quickly swarm swarm over to the old man over at the table and you hear there's a
bunch of oh and it's so good and then you have to get this and this and this and it's just a bunch
and lauren said like old yeah yeah yeah i got it
is it like business partners or is it like friends like more or less they're very excited
someone paid that much money um okay and they're listing off you get this more meals fresh bedding
the bedding is made made of like this this at this like it's a secured it's magically locked it's all
this other stuff like it is it's a very large room you know it's being on the inside and the outside
and they and they will escort him uh all the way up all the way up there or at least helma will
because they sorry my thing's being awfully weird today let's go hit him all the way up and they will
run into the wall upstairs
another victim
helma will uh come up to you two and say like y'all y'all can take some of the shared beds
tonight i i definitely recommend you don't go outside tonight for free or free
did you just turn into a seal yeah that's what beetle does okay he slaps his hands like a seal
and he starts the overwhelming urge to declare a fish flies out of the kitchen and beetle
that sounded way more like a dinosaur from jurassic park than a seal for me
i'm doing my best i'm sick i can't believe beetle is a compi from from
ark
he totally is he's like a little velociraptor
so to just to summarize the the scene up a little bit so we can uh just for time's sake uh
thema will will instruct all of you try to either gather you around or or let you bring it down the
grapevine that um things are not going well outside uh from it see whenever that bell is wrong that means
the tyrant's guild is is out and about and no one likes being on the street with the tyrant's guild
is around there are there are certain procedures that sometimes the tyrant's guild do in which to
recruit new members and sometimes it's sort of similar to like a purge until you're about to hit a wall
with that path uh and the door it's all right i'm a ghost that's right you can just go whoop there you
go and um perfect and and there are times that um that the tyrant's guild will go into the street
and just slaughter people and whoever just kind of like survives the sort of purge and stuff like
that they kind of like indoctrinate them into the tyrant's guild via brutal ways and stuff like that
it's not a place that you want to be so so thalma recommends that you stay here for the night
and she will it's a military gang yeah they they they bar up everything and let's you know like
you probably want to stay here um and so they all became members of the tyrant's guild to hunt down
tanhauser and his rabble rousing band of dissidents no heart would never be a policeman so
so with um so with that you guys are able to rest for the night if you wish unless there's
anything you guys want to do before rest sounds good rest sounds good
good okay so you guys are going to take a big honk snoo and you're going to rest
rest for the night yeah and you'll also hear uh actually all of uh talim roll me a perception check
i will roll that perception check um wait hold on where the oh there it is
have the stream window open i rolled a uh 16 11 oh yeah 11 for a total of 16 and with your 16 you
you hear throughout the night that uh the helma and holic have been talking to the thing and your
business side picks up it kind of perks up a little bit as you hear holic and helma begin to finalize
discussions of opening an alchemy production here in elma's tavern and holic will say like oh well my
friends should be i have already sent out a message my friend should have should deliver my cart here in
a day so we should be able to set up soon and i can tell so many wonderful things
oh
oh that's a fancy little nugget of information that um make sure to store away in my turban
except to leave the ghost so when he goes oh it sounds like
wait a second is this tavern haunted and he just sits there and looks over at them he's just like
really really is it haunted okay
so what you'll see happen you'll also see a little tug bird having cute little honk snooze in one room
he paid premium and um good for him you know he knows what he's doing um so what will happen as
the day comes up and i love this in founder you can actually like transition the daytime it'll
transition the daytime go and then it turns on the day so what will so what will happen
or what's going to happen now is that how many dead corpses are there on the outside
all throughout the night and how much money do they have on the dead bodies
what you hear outside is not great you're hearing you're hearing panic and things like that and what
you also begin to hear is some bells going around and some and some riders uh riding on undead horses
and they have pistols under their hips as you kind of look outside the tavern windows every so often
because they will begin ringing a bell
all throughout just going like looking for five vigilantes looking for five vigilantes
murderer of tyrants guild murderer of the martinet
have you spot anyone with glowing eyes a winged fiend a triangle bucket head
and one of blue skin and one of bark
report to your nearest torrents guild member
and there's like to leave was like peeking out through shutters he's like he's like oh he's like
before the descriptions beetle like starts counting the group on his fingers and he lands on four
he's like oh wait did i only mention four like it on his head there should be also one while we're glowing
did i forget to say i think i forgot to mention townhouses
you did say glowing eyes yeah yeah while we're going on it's one of the winged fiends
no i said five no i said five yeah yeah okay yeah no no no beetle was counting the group oh okay
you made me doubt myself we're both sick yeah we're both sick my mind's going a mile a minute
because like it's like i put my ac at the 65 and i'm burning because because the fever is just going
for it um so my mind's all addled so so you begin to hear that and you begin to see posters
start coming up and even inside of elmas here you see a tyrant skilled member come in and start
talking to the elmas and the elmas kind of nod as they put up a poster unfortunately don't have
artwork of this like if you kind of look behind the bear's head it'll be kind of like that thing
is a reference even in the overlay that there's uh bounty pages now of one and they all and they all
pretty much just have a description of who these characters are and uh you see one looks like a
strix one looks like this weird tree man one looks like this weird just kind of like cloaked figure with
green goggle like eyes the other one has like a circle metal head with like a little bar in the middle
and you have one that has like a very fancy hat with uh with very flourishy clothing and long hair
and so and then it's a female um you see all of them just kind of put up as as bounty pages
and uh and you see the reward for them is is pretty substantial how's how substantial we talking
i don't want to say the number yet because i think i need thurston to write off on how much
he wants uh the rock grind gang to be be hunted down for i don't want to see a number now and then
we get we get to a point and it's like uh oh why do i what let's let let's say percentage wise if you
caught these people you would be rich for the rest for a good good chunk of your life oh and even your
own life even your own life my dear i like that one's hat why do i why do i feel the overwhelming urge
with the the one with the goggle-like eyes to look at him and ask him to show me a good time
i don't know man but all i know is that i'm a bit jealous i want my face up there someday
no you don't do you do you do you say that the tyrant's guild member is standing there putting
the no no no no after they leave and like it's just there like looks like to leave looks up at heart
like narrows his eyes this is like well at least you have goals yeah i want everyone to know who i am
not like this do you know what this board is for no clue these people are wanted they're criminals i
think that the big number it makes them better right no you know what yeah okay yeah there's
there's a saying i'm going to need to teach you heart it is oh it is uh said is discretion is the
better part of valor who are they i don't know but i think it's pretty nifty how that bucket grew a
whole body look at that guy this is going to be a process that's a bucket right there that is a
walking tree yeah walking tree and a bucket huh um so i guess this is good news right what if all the
sound outside last night was just them looking for these guys probably or the reason why they're
being looked for you would you know that um that outside that there have been a lot of just like
people just kind of riding trying to push back against the tyrant's guild it was a good it was an
honest to god revolution that attempted itself and did not get as much headway as it needed to be
so you you saw some activity happen throughout the pond's pilaster but uh it it's it's since quieted
down and during this time i would now like to ask everyone what would you like to do during your
downtime so you are in alma's tavern and as as you let a day or two go by you let things kind of calm
down because in a city-wide event like this you know a lot of things it takes the time for things
to develop current skills still on the out looking for stuff they're all still out and about i would
now have to ask everyone what would you like to do during your downtime now for downtime stuff in which
let me go ahead and switch things over to
this let me activate over to our backdrop here that you're still in the ponds pilaster but you
can go anywhere uh you can kind of go we can go around the pond splash and look for shops things
like that um try to be careful of things going around but what would you like to do during your
downtime i want to go through rooks pilaster
it's like okay no uh there's a plaster there it would be it would be super fun to like go and visit
any of the other palasters someday but uh uh i i know one thing that i want to do uh and that requires
one additional person uh and i think that all three of my friends uh can can be the individual to do this
but i just want to state one single thing that i want to do during my downtime otherwise heart will
probably help other people with like oh i am going shopping okay heart can be your pack mule and stuff
like that whatever heart heart will help his friends but uh during this time heart will work out
and he wants some one of his friends to help him write a letter to his dad
oh great great great will help write the letter okay okay i'll have uh i'll have heart and gray do
that uh oh now i'm gonna start going from left to right to kind of figure out who or what and who's
doing what what are with their downtime right now so in pathfinder second edition for people kind of
neither new to the game and stuff like that there's a lot of things you can do for your downtime
there's things you could roll that's going to generate money uh you can try to use this time
to craft things there is the treasure vaults book that came out very recently uh i have not had the
chance to peruse through that and memorize everything i'm only human i only have so much time to memorize
books and even then that's a challenge so forgive me for not doing all of that um but one of the things
human and have limitations yeah it's like somebody was like the new books out memorize the entire thing
he's like dude memorize the entire new crafting system soren i got shows to run and with um you
know with this type of kind of a downtime and things like that this allows your players to basically go
i need to restock on items i want to spend the gold that i've acquired or maybe they want to make more
gold some way maybe they want to go off and go pedal things maybe they want to maybe they have family
members in town maybe do that and figure out some stuff uh getting more more bolts and some potions
i am starting to run low and i'm sure beetle is also uh
flashbacks the last five subs yeah so i will uh i will look at uh for you for numerator for gray
what what does gray want to do on her downtime before helping her uh she's honestly just going to be kind of
uh listening about for any news on what's going on out there because uh traveling while things are so
tense is just not a great idea uh so she's she's mostly kind of keeping it down low and just listening
for anything in particular that's going on okay so you do not want to restock in any ammunition
well i mean yeah i have to restock too but she she is going to go out and restock but she's doing the
listening at the same time okay uh how go ahead and roll a perception check make sure you're good
can also roll a diplomacy for gathering information that is a nine i would like to re-roll that okay
please god that is an 11 that is not much better
unfortunately i was like all right i'll note that down um but you are able to you are able
to find find some folks who do know how to craft bolts and things like that and they can
buy that for you can buy it from them uh do you want to do that yes are beetle and gray going shopping
together for absolutely i mean if gray's like hey i need things beetle's gonna be like i have two bolts
and run after her gray's gray is like holding beetle's hand as they're like walking around
shopping it's like a grandma and her grandson heart carries the bags that's so cute
i really want specifically 40 crossbow bolts if that's okay that's okay so i'm gonna allow you guys to
do the math on that it is uh pretty much one silver piece for 10 bolts okay so
so you do the math on that for you the system automatically does it for you if you just add
the bolts with the plus button it just takes out of your your gold let's find out it does not oh it
doesn't shoot yeah so you're gonna have to do math no not math but if it's one silver piece for 10
bolts and i want 40 bolts it's just four silver pieces it's fine yeah yeah you're good
so yeah i i i put it in okay there we go all right gray is there anything else you wanted
uh potions yeah potions i want those two what type of potions uh lesser okay each lesser potion is 12
gold pieces yeah how many would you like each lesser lesser is 12 so just one okay go and add one in my
minus the gold same for you beagle yeah i'll also get one yes and you can minus the gold there
and so that'll take care of both of you right yes awesome now we're gonna get to to lean
i think i think you did a whole bunch of stuff i have but there's also some things i want to
discuss with the party members since i guess we're all going out on a sharp on a sharpie trip a sharpie
trip yes um so like uh i guess since we're all uh going around and stuff like that you know
things are not quite settled yet but go around in a group for safety numbers or safety purposes uh we
still have that emerald the petal and so um which do you have an emerald no in our like in our party
loot we have a total of 129 gold pieces and we have a hundred gold piece uh emerald that we can sell
oh okay okay it says total wealth as it's accumulating all the stuff inside that loop together
you don't have any oh okay okay okay never mind i miss okay so we actually we have we have a hundred
gold piece emerald i have a suggestion so what we can do is we can probably take that to a um somebody
who deals in gems and or magical gems and we can peddle that for a um particular magical uh magical
thing that i'm looking for which will ultimately assist us because uh i actually want to make these
but to make them i need to understand how they're made so i need to have one
um for the farmers and stuff you're gonna need to buy them so you're gonna need the money for that too
we can probably find that with a society lore lore or a underworld lord
so i'm actually i'm actually uh if we can go we can put all that emerald i'm i am only looking out
for a formula for a uh a curly white spindle aeon stone
that is one of the things that i'm going to be looking for you know what you should probably do
that shattered not too uh recently you should probably look for a new shield that as well um
but also as we're going and getting those um those potions i mean like that do those potion sellers
also have uh possibly formulas available for lesser oils of unlife or even lesser health potions as well
so for you i'm gonna have
a solution for you so for talim i'm gonna say you're gonna start looking around for stuff
and you're not gonna quite be able to find exactly the exact things you're going for
even though you're in a city city of outset there are magical items and things good lore that like
this is the place to find artifacts and weird magical things and stuff like that but the aeon stones are
a bit for a little bit different so and for the oil of unlife you you believe you're able to find
it you're able to find oils of unlife just fine there's a lot of undead creatures here that live in
the city of outset you're able to find one in just from your likeness and ability to craft and stuff
i'll give you the formula you're a-okay you know how to do that stuff for the aeons for the aeon stone
brownstone i will hold on for you uh as i go for someone else i'll i'll cut bring back around that
later uh beetle i think you're done uh i'm done the shopping but i also just as like i guess flavor
text beetle will go visit his mother and he has 12 sisters i don't remember how many the number
changes depending on the weather family i i think i keep changing the number so it's 12 today uh he
goes to visit his mother and 12 sisters and he's gonna give his mother all 10 of his gold pieces that
are left oh yeah because he's helping her pay for her mortgage also also chat chat anyone listening
to the podcast i i need art of gray with beetle on a child leash right now
right now she's just holding his tail oh and a reminder for everyone in chat that a beetle's mom
and the rest of his family probably doesn't look like him
a machine accident is the taffy puller a machine is the tap find out next time
what is the taffy puller what is it
beetle was not adopted no he fell into a taffy puller yeah that's why he's long
yes the taffy puller the taffy puller the taffy puller
no horror of outset so for heart is there any downtime activity you want to do uh yes soren
when talim goes to get himself a shield heart will like look over hear him buy a shield and remember
things like huh since heart has been notably learning from every single one of his friends
throughout this thing he's learned about money he's learned about a bunch of words he has learned
about the concept that it's fine to eat someone during a fight from gray he learned about maybe not
standing uh out in the middle of everywhere from beetle learning how to sneak and take initiative and
one of the things that talim has taught heart is the concept of blocking
and heart wants to buy a shield as well
okay what kind of shield a
the shield that matches his outfit the best
okay that still doesn't help me what kind of shield steel shield thank you
all right power shield would be hilarious but no
yeah still shield is two gold yeah
a comically small steel buckler
yeah it's just a little tiny one it's our wrist watch somebody in chat was just like a wicker shield i
imagine heart shield bashing some with it and it just explodes
all right somebody's so hard with it it just
all right so just to clarify and just to quickly summarize this so we don't get stuck in shopping
episode for too long gray you're good beetle you're good uh talim did you get your shield um yeah i was
looking for a uh heavy uh steel shield yes so that's google right uh heavy steel shield or i'm sorry yeah
yeah just the just steel shield okay you already have that on your character sheets yeah just minus
two gold if that's the one you're buying and yeah you're good to go um replacing it yeah and in heart
you got your stuff everyone's good uh your aeon stone thing we'll have to figure that out later so yeah
with that you guys finish it off and you return back to elmas tavern
it was returned back to elmas tavern just kind of reset things you notice that hollick is uh
uh it's kind of excited to see you guys come back he's like oh friends it's uh it's so good to see
you again hi hollick hi doggie how are you how are you how are you i'm in a uh i'm in a bit of a pickle
if you could uh help me out you're inside of a cucumber no you're in a seat i can see you right now
he's like i think he means he is facing some sort of difficulty oh yes i'm having a bit of a problem
you see my um my friend my acquaintance was supposed to be here with my cart and unfortunately he has not
arrived in a couple days i would love it if you went out and try to find him in my cart without it i
have no job
yeah i don't see why not things are kind of weird right now i would greatly appreciate it as a return
i'll be able to brew up a whole bunch of interesting things and he looks over to
leem share a couple of my famous recipes
leem will like look back at hollick and he's just like i do love a good business transaction
we need another montage with them
i just think about have you guys seen cronk's new groove when they're making raisin bread yes
i love it here
hala
i loaded up a cart of mine with a couple of horses and it has uh a lot of my items inside i asked a
friend of mine you know you will find him by the name of baron stackwall you will find him has a
Stout dwarf with a golden beard.
He will have a metal hermit on with a candle.
And he's usually accompanied by his cute little bastard hound named Nugget.
Let's go right now!
We have to go right now!
Beetle takes off running at note of Nugget.
This is a very good coincidence.
My dog's name was Nugget.
We have to go get Nugget right now!
He goes, oh, well.
I wish you all luck.
He should be somewhere in the pond's blaster.
Yes, we'll get on that.
Beetle's already gone.
I like how Beetle's just run out into the city.
Like, no plan whatsoever.
Just gone.
And Talim, for just a bit of your downtime,
I'll allow you to be able to make one oil up on life.
Nice!
I mean...
I'll help you out here.
Hold up.
Yeah, I was going to say, can I make the...
Was I able to...
So crafting rules for this...
I haven't messed with this in Foundry, so I'm new to this as well.
This is a good...
I don't want to learn live on stream.
So what I'm going to do, I'm going to say Game Master Royce, you succeed this role, and
then off stream, I'm going to figure this out for you.
So...
I can summarize it really quick if you want.
Let's not do it on stream.
I'm just going to give you four minor ones here, and then we're going to move on.
Excellent.
Just...
Sounds good.
I don't like to...
I want you to have a challenge and figure it out and all this other stuff.
Let's just say Holic helps you out, and then move on.
I don't like doing it myself.
I know there's a lot of Game Masters out there who can be like, dude, figure your shit out.
I understand.
I get it.
I've been sick all week.
He's sick!
He's sick!
It's perfectly fine.
Like, it's perfectly fine.
Like, we can talk about later.
I can summarize it very easy, because I've been no life studying it.
Oh, yeah.
So...
Apologize.
It's going to be a bit of a weird episode.
No, you're fine.
You're fine.
I'm just happy I got to make potions that actually work for me.
It's a...
It's a...
Pawn's Blaster Miracle.
I don't know what the quality of the blasters are.
As you guys head out, there are various ways to look for...
Look for somebody inside of a city.
And one of the things you can do is use your various skills to try and find a way to track somebody down.
You can look throughout your skills, and if you can make a convincing argument to use some of them, that's great.
But if you need an idea of which ones to concentrate on, maybe look at Mercantile.
Maybe you know that Baron was bringing a cart out.
Where do carts go?
Merchants use cart.
Maybe there's a route somewhere.
Diplomacy.
Talking to people.
Trying to figure some things out.
Survival.
Maybe you're looking for tracks.
Things like that.
Society.
Maybe you're like, okay, well, what kind of similar route?
Things like that.
What type of people would probably know?
Things like that.
What orders or businesses would help manage that type of stuff?
Who does checks and balances?
And then various other skills could also help you out and get different types of information.
Like, they're not going to give you, like, 100% of the answer, but they give you content clues so you as a team can put it together when you're out and about looking for this guy.
So for that, look throughout your skills for a little bit, and once you're kind of confident and once you're kind of like, okay, okay, you got an idea, let me know what would you like to try skills-wise.
I have Pursue a lead, so if we could, like, ask around for the horse-drawn part or, like, wax from the dwarf's candle, if we ask if, like, anybody's found any little wax drops on the road or something like that, then I can follow footprints and stuff like that.
Aw, yeah, beetle coming in clutch.
Yeah!
And if that doesn't work, if that doesn't work, Gray has her sniffer, she can try and smell the dog.
She can try and smell for Nugget.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Plus, if he was coming from Hollick's place, we could, I guess it's not tracing our steps back, but it sort of is.
We could go from Elma and Thelma's to, like, down towards the, you know what I'm saying, the sewer.
We could backtrack and try and figure out what way they'd have gone.
On that note, Colleen can actually use his tireless undead state and athletics to basically float about the area, trying to backtrack and see various routes that they may have gone, and actually going and checking those routes himself.
Let's go.
What one do you guys want to do?
So each person could do their own different thing.
I'm just letting you guys solidify what you want to do, and I'm going to give you defaults up.
I was also going for time, because I also wanted to show an awesome rock grind map, or the City of Outset map, that we was trying to load.
If you guys want to give me a second here, I'm trying to, like, quickly export it, because the version I did have didn't.
Oh, no, too large.
Oh, no.
It was 11,000 by 7,000 in size.
That's pretty big.
And I was like, ah-ah.
How detailed is it?
I don't even make live 2D models in that resolution.
Oh, my God.
The quality of this show is freaking crazy.
Yeah, I feel real bad, because I haven't had time to super prepare there, because I've been all disheveled all tonight.
I'm like, there's no reason to feel bad.
Oh, my God.
You've been sick.
Yeah.
You've been dying.
The Photoshop file is so big, it's taking time to transport.
I'm like, come on, Photoshop.
Let's go, Photoshop.
You can do it.
Come on, you can do it.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Come on.
Come on, Adobe.
Come on, Adobe.
So give us your energy, chat.
We need your energy.
Well, those of you who are listening, raise your hands in the air.
It's like a spirit bomb.
Come on, CPU.
You can do it.
You can render further beyond.
Channel your hope into Zoran's CPU.
This resolution, it's over 9,000.
It is.
I feel like I was just a bunch of raised hands in chat at the moment.
I'm like, take off your CPU, Zoran.
Come on, you Adobe piece of garbage that no one should know what he paid a sub feed for.
Let's go.
Come on.
And then you have to pay to cancel your sub feed.
Dude, fuck that shit.
Oh, my God.
I hate Adobe so much.
I hate Adobe so much.
I'm sorry, Adobe.
I hate you.
I'm sorry.
Yo-ho-ho.
Like, I basically canceled.
I remember the last time I had to deal with them, I went to cancel.
They tried to say, like, okay, you have to pay $97 in for cancel.
I'm like, I'll just charge back and you can ban the account.
I'm like, I don't care.
I'm not scared of you.
And they're like, oh, well, okay, we'll waive that.
We can keep you in.
I was like, you make me pay just very little money a month for Photoshop, but I'm okay with that.
Yeah.
And they're like, okay, okay.
It's a retention thing.
They do it for everybody.
But I'm like, yeah.
Yeah, meh.
Meh.
Meh.
I changed the clip studio.
I was like, yeah, we're literally going to charge you money to cancel you.
Or I could just call my bank and be like, any charges that come from this business, deny them.
Yeah.
I was like, they're not with me.
They're not the real OGs.
They're not a good person.
That's fucking funny.
I may or may not have had to do that in the past with like other places that had creditory subscription options.
And they're just like, yeah, your payment has a process.
I'm like, yeah, I know.
It's not going to.
Why don't you just, well, you owe this for this.
I'm just like, you can see I haven't logged into this time.
Cancel my account.
Cancel it.
Puts pointer finger and thumb under shirt, flexes them.
I have a gun.
Cancel it.
This is a gun, madam.
You are wearing a sweatshirt and then there's obviously a banana in your pocket.
Oh, my God.
Froggy.
I heard.
Well, I heard you haven't had any potassium today.
So there are people who are allergic to bananas.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying you could make that natural threat.
Yeah.
One of my friends is allergic.
Adobe is allergic to bananas.
I'm psychologically allergic to bananas.
I have to do this low res or else it'll kill foundry for all of you.
So here's.
Oh, no.
Holy.
It's so good.
So here you can get this in some of the PDFs and stuff.
This is the city of the city of Outset.
You guys.
Oh, my God.
We do all throughout the PDFs.
What PDFs?
Yeah.
You get this on our Patreon.
All right.
Patreon.com for us.
That's narrative declaration.
I want to go to the funny beanpole.
It's going to be an or a fellow goes here.
But you guys are here at the Ponds Plaster.
All the way at the top left here.
Hey, so we go southeast to the beanpole.
Yeah, Sorin, I have one singular question.
Yes.
Are the buildings near the Rook's Plaster freaking like, is that art deco buildings in a fantasy setting?
Yes.
I also have one question.
Yes.
Can we go southeast to the beanpole?
No.
What if there's a giant at the top of the beanpole, huh?
Moving on.
What if I change my name to Jack?
Moving on for time.
I'm sorry.
Gray, what did you want to do to try to find Baron?
I wanted to focus on using the scent, trying to find the scent of his dog, Nugget.
Awesome.
Okay.
So you're going around just trying to smell, trying to go through the various logs and stuff.
There's not like a smell roll, but what you could do is survival.
That would be a survival roll.
Yeah.
That you look for tracks and things like that.
So rolling a survival check.
Your DC is probably lowered by a frog tongue.
That's a 16.
Are you happy with that?
What are you...
I have choice paralysis.
I can't believe Sorin pulled out the...
Are you sure about that?
I will say this now.
I will say this now.
My thing that I wanted to do, since Heart is Whiz, I wanted to just help whoever was going to do the tracking.
I was going to roll survival for aid another.
So, um, can I roll aid to help Min do this?
You sure can, but Minerva needs to decide for Gray if Gray wants to re-roll that or not.
Uh, I'm going to keep it.
I'm going to keep it.
I'll take the aid.
Okay.
Okay.
Heart can go and try to aid.
Here's my aid.
I rolled an 11 for a total of 17.
Increasing Gray's result by 2.
Okay.
Okay.
So, I'm going to keep that noted down for now.
Uh, Talim.
Yeah.
What would you like to try?
Uh, Talim would like to use his...
His...
The restless, uh...
Dead, you know, like, uh...
Firelessness of his condition.
And, uh, use athletics to actually go and, um...
Hello, everybody!
Hustle through, like, a bunch of possible routes.
That they could have taken.
I do apologize.
That music thing of a random guy singing that went on the music track distracted the hell out of me.
It hit me, too!
Perfectly fine.
My ears snapped onto the...
And then I came back to the end of Talim's sentence.
And I was like, uh...
It was...
It gave me such...
I can't believe I still became a Charlie Brown pairing.
It was insane.
Oh, my God.
I'm so embarrassed today.
Everything's going wrong.
Anyway, go ahead, Talim...
Go ahead and roll.
Okay.
Go ahead and roll your check.
So you basically just see, like, just a ghost just flying through the ponds, blastered, looking for a dwarf.
Um...
And I rolled a...
19.
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
For a total of 27.
Excellent.
Use your athleticism to move around.
Just going...
Just trying to cover as much ground as possible.
Looking around the city is very hard.
It's a good roll there.
I got that noted down.
Uh...
Beetle.
Your...
Your investigator skills do apply here.
Yay!
As you want to, so...
I want to use my Pursua lead.
So every 10 minutes, I'm crawling on all fours, snorthing along the ground, trying to find, you know, like I said, wax drips or little residues from potions that seem out of place.
Uh, I'm looking for maybe a bottle fell out.
I'm looking for things that smell like Holic, like that spicy smell.
I'm looking for the little wax drops.
Did I say that already?
The little wax drops from the...
That's the spicy Holic smell.
I'm looking...
Oh, my God.
I'm looking for...
For doggy poo poo.
I'm looking for...
I'm pursuing leads.
I'm looking for a lead.
Okay.
Anything.
Anything.
People's just search and rescue kobold.
Thank you, chat.
No, I'm not...
I'm not sure what to roll for this.
I've been reading the description.
I'm not sure what to roll.
Okay, so basically, uh, what you're doing, you're trying to, like, follow a lead or something like that.
Because that basically, if I remember off the top of my head, the triple check just gives you a plus to the roll that you're trying to do.
Oh, yeah.
Plus one circumstance bonus to the check.
Oh, to a perception check.
There it is.
Okay, well, a lot of perception on this one.
Like, you're listening out.
Maybe it's a basset hound bark.
Somehow, you know what that is.
Maybe you're looking for a dwarf with a lantern on top of his head.
Like, all that stuff.
Yeah.
Okay.
It's also specifically if...
I got 20'd.
Nice!
All right, then.
Oh, my lord.
Nice!
I got 20'd.
I think I had pursuant lead checked off, so it should have added the plus one if I did that right.
Regardless, you're good.
I'm good!
No, you should add one to that, so you peak at 30.
So it's a 30!
Yeah.
So, uh...
And, weirdly, the basketball sounds aren't working today.
Oh, technical issues everywhere.
So you do...
So with everyone's either assists and helps and stuff like that, I'll basically kind of summarize.
Talim, you begin to find evidences that this dwarf kind of came through, kind of near the sewer area where you kind of knew how, like, more than likely came from, where you kind of moved shop from.
As you're going through, Talim, you'll notice just kind of bits of evidence that there were definitely cart movement and scuffs and things here around.
Uh, but never for gray, you'll come in and begin to kind of smell, like, there's definitely a dog that's been around here.
You know, dogs in cities are just kind of, like, sometimes even considered vermin.
There could be just a chunk of them here and there.
But, you know, this dog seems to have been taken care of.
Never so often do you see, you get to see or even smell or notice a dog that has been taken care of.
And so you track onto that scent, and you and Talim kind of go forward with it.
He's got a specific doggy shampoo.
Yeah, yeah, he cares about it.
He smells like berries.
He's been working with, uh, with, with, with Holic.
Holic made it for him.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
And, um, and as, and as you guys are tracking on, uh, Beetle, you'll begin to start piecing things together as you're, uh, perceiving.
You start to notice that there, that the tracks that the cart was going down on, um, normally you would, you would see that there's a kind of a highway or kind of like a kind of loop around system inside of the city where traffic can kind of flow in between the, uh, the sections of the city here.
You would notice as you're going around that the, the cart seemed to veer away, veer away from the main path.
And as it goes away from the main path and begins to go down like these kind of back alleys or so, you begin to notice like streaks and crumbling bits here and there.
And in one place where you see there's like skirt marks, a lot of like, kind of like, kind of like a scuffle thing in the cart abruptly with the tracks of it abruptly, abruptly change.
You notice that there's streaks of like, like fire marks around the walls of buildings and busted out windows, which have now been boarded up with wood and, uh, evidence of like some crossbow bolts just kind of embedded in some nearby wooden, uh, kind of standings and some of the other houses.
There's definitely something happened here.
Um, but as you guys follow the trail, you notice that the dog and any, you know, wax dripping, something else like that is no longer following the trail of the carts.
And you start to follow more and more that the, so sorry, the thing I was trying to queue up did not want to queue up correctly.
The, the thing that you were pretty much trailing now has brought you here.
And this section here seems a bit familiar to you as you do remember that this is where you kind of met Brug in this way.
And you've noticed that there was a building that you passed before, uh, you guys come up to this sort of alleyway cross section.
It's stone flooring.
There's moss just kind of like covering up bits and places here, stone buildings with shingles and stuff surround you.
And you see that the day is starting to get a little bit dark, but in front of you, you see that there is a sort of tavern like establishment and there are horses outside.
outside and they all seem to be tied up and stuff like that.
And you hear just a little bit of commotion inside the building, but beetle, you're confident that the trail leads there.
Oh no.
What if croc got nugget and barren stack wall?
Oh man.
I didn't even bring the chicken in a takeout box.
I think we're past that.
So we hear commotion coming from, uh, from Sid building, right?
Zorin.
Yeah.
You hear a bit, a bit of rousing bits and there's kind of general tavern type, you know, soundscapes coming through a little bit louder than you normally hear it from the outside, especially with a place with no windows.
All right.
So, uh, Talim will actually, uh, he'll turn around and he'll look at, uh, both Prey and, uh, Beetle and, you know, kind of tilt his head to the side, like, so, is this where the trail leads us?
I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm 100% confident.
Nose knows.
Something like that.
I don't know.
Time-wise, this matches up too, because Hollick's buddy was trying to bring all the stuff over, like, the night of all the bad shit, right?
So, Croc probably left, found him here, and stole all the spice.
He's probably spicing in there.
Well, um, can, or, can I look around, are there any, like, symbols or, like, the territory markings, or what I would recognize as territory markings, or would you prefer that I roll, like, more underworld for any of that, Zorin?
Oh, yeah, gang signs.
Uh, either perception or underworld, so it will give you different types of information.
Uh, if you're looking around just for signs, if you need to find a sign, it would be, like, perception.
Um, if you, if you find a sign and want to learn more about it, that would be underworld, so probably try perception first.
Okay, so roll perception.
I'm going to roll a 14 plus 5 for a total of 19.
Nice.
Well, so what you will notice a little bit further, this way, right by the door, there will be a sign that's hanging over it.
A little bit broken.
A little bit, a little bit broken.
Uh, and the sign's kind of hanging off a little bit, but you'll notice that the sign says it is the Cackling Jackass.
And there's a little plaque that's kind of near the door that says, Under Renovation.
Okay, can I, uh, can I now roll, uh, underworld?
Lord, let's see if there's any association with the, uh, Cackling Jackass, any known criminal groups.
Absolutely.
All right.
And so I will do that, and then it, hold on, I have to pull, pull, I have to pull my skills back up.
There we go.
All right.
So, I roll, I've got a plus 8 to that, and I rolled a 15 for a total of 23 on my underworld board.
With underworld board, you would know that the Cackling Jackass was under a criminal organization of some sort.
You don't know exactly who, but you know no one really wanted to mess with it.
Um, but you do know that something has happened here, and there's a reason why it says under renovation, uh, and stuff.
But you'll also notice that it is obviously, looks like, to be open for business.
Um, right.
You definitely know new management more than likely came in, took over the building and stuff.
You know of no gangs that currently own this thing, but, uh, you do know there, there used to be an organization that, that, that controlled this building.
Okay, um, Talim kind of, like, he kind of leans back for a second, and, like, he's, he's pondering, and then, uh, he'll turn around to the rest of the group.
He's like, I suggest we maybe look around to see if we can find any evidence of said cart.
Good idea.
I'll smell the horses.
Uh, okay.
Like, before he even finishes, he's like, I'll just go smell the horses.
And then he's like, he's like, I guess that works.
I'll keep a lookout.
Gray looks at Talim.
She says, she's just like, I've, I've stopped asking questions.
She just goes.
So.
Beetle smells for spice.
Roll me a perception check.
Heart will be the lookout.
And go ahead and roll me a perception check, Heart.
That's a 28!
Hot rolls today, Beetle.
Woo!
I rolled a 12 for a total of 18.
That is an excellent roll from both of you.
Um, so for you, Heart, you see nobody.
You see nothing coming in.
Even just looking around at the windows and stuff.
No one's looking at you.
Like, you could, you're confident no one's keeping an eye on you.
Uh, Beetle, as you're snorting horses, um.
You would, you would notice.
Not even once.
You would know that these.
Are you doing black tar co- heroin?
Black tar stallion.
Ah.
Horse!
You would, you would know that, uh, that was wrong, dude.
Come on.
That, uh, as, as you're, as you're sniffing around the horse, it's gonna get any connection.
You know, these horses are not related in any way.
These aren't Hallux horses.
Or, or Barrens.
As you guys.
Unless they do get faps.
As you guys are, uh, investigating and things, you begin to hear, like, you begin to hear,
Oh, come on, come on, just, just, just, just give me a moment.
And the door will open up and you see several people will begin just kind of walking out
and begin to leave.
And you'll hear from inside the toilet, Oh, just go, just give her the chance.
I can't pay you later.
And you see that they will, they will move off.
In a line.
Yeah.
Move off of everything else.
You all snapping together.
like a real gang yeah but you'll see that they'll they'll move away and as they're getting out of
here they're like like no one's gonna no one's gonna take that you crazy dwarf just like we're
not gonna risk our lives or something like that especially not now the tyrant's guild's still
around you see they'll all just just head off and that's what you kind of hear that came out
on the tavern crazy three's immediately just going to yeah just start heading towards the door
yeah you guys should go in the tavern and i saw like there's like a little alleyway what if i go
and i search the wall for a secret door i got you dude i'll cover for you yeah you know you guys
could go inside and i can slither in there and start tapping the stones to find a back door
yeah i'll cover for you dude and then if i don't find anything i'll i'll come in
but it's worth the check what if they've got him in a in a secret back room
beetle do do whatever you want be careful beetle goes down the alleyway and gives the stones a few taps
yeah uh we will like also uh enter and uh and and and stand through the we'll enter in after um
after gray and i guess we spot our dwarven friend uh at the table you can uh it's the description
as you as you as you enter inside the tavern you will see a golden beard dwarf with a metal helmet
on top of his head with a campbell oh i love him and and right beside him you will see his dog
or his basset howd companion nugget why did you put these guys in rot grind
well you know baron's on the cover art for our character guy for rock right he sure is
he sure is soren he's an iconic so he can't die right he's an iconic so he can't die right
he can't die right he can't die right he's an iconic he can't die right so as he as you guys
come in you'll see that baron is petting his dog and going oh don't worry nugget they're trying to
find someone to help out oh don't you worry baron's always got an idea it's like i always have a
light bulb on my head wait what's a light bulb and then
actually enter into the tavern and after hearing uh when somebody i was like um like you crazy
dwarf no dwarf nobody's going to risk their life for that and uh to leave will actually step in
and dramatically like flourish his robes and just like it looks like you need somebody who doesn't
have to have the worries of risking a life you see baron will kind of whip over and see you and he
go hi there hi baron and of course baron is like go on and sit down they come that's good business if
you're willing to risk your looks up up and down on life
gray is kind of just like rolling her eyes as she pads on over
look look look all right performance is part of good business okay but until he actually turns
around he beckons hard in and it's just it's like we'll wait for beetle to eventually get tired
heart gripped onto the door frame and uh bows below it and uh walks into the tavern with him
i love it how every time heart enters a building it's essentially just a scene from the president
evil remake it's he's just mr x
as you guys uh come in like baron will see you gray walk up and just think of you as a whole
different person and be like oh hello there hi bill and you'll come up and then try to shake your
hand uh green kind of just like awkwardly like reaches over and shakes his head she's like huh
yeah nice to meet you hey my name's baron i'm from that stack world family where we stack shit hi
and hello hi baron and he comes up to you and to leave him and he's like couldn't meet you my undead
friend i used to have a lot of undead friends with a baron stack wall of mine but they're all dead
gone now nice to meet you and then he'll come over the heart and begin to shake your hand and go
oh well you want to work excellent the stack wall family you're already stacked fucking high so good
to see you oh and here's my companion nugget because he's the most precious thing i ever found
i love him i would take a bullet for nugget
you can't you can't have him say that soren you can't have him say that you can't have him say that
in this setting death flag death flag death flag
nugget is the most precious thing that baron has ever found
and so as he's introducing you all i'm not going to switch the scene over the beetle who apparently
is having a mission impossible uh like session right now all by himself when there is no objective
so froggy uh miss froggy of lock survive vtuber and artist extraordinaire
what are you doing okay so beetle's going down this alley right and he's tapping the the wooden
boards and stones along the wall of the tavern looking for a secret entrance into the back where
they're holding nugget and baron hostage and he just keeps going never mind he doesn't fit okay
well he keeps going until he doesn't fit and then he comes around do you want do you want to go
around still i can can't i yeah i want to just keep going along the wall just
it's just like it's just like beetle what are you doing in that alley my instant response is just like
getting mugged
so uh it's so sad the rot was cured by people being a random victim of consulaster night crime
this is this here you see is the window
it's a window can be to look inside
you know under renovations so
yeah yeah so it's blocked off
i don't know check it
can i can i open it can i is it i'm can i'm i'm pausing your window
i'm rolling perception
yeah go for it or you just try to open it right up
this is 24 perception check
you look around you notice it's not locked
beetle's gonna open the window
all right you you open it let me uh
yeah a beetle opens it and shoves his long nose in and then he climbs in through the window
yeah i'll move your token for you
it's a bit misaligned with the grid
so forgive me
you come out the window and you see that there is a very plush couch a little bit damaged
um you notice that there's some bones underneath
and you will and you stand on some rugs and stuff
and um
just a grim sitting area
wait wait go back did you see there are bones under the couch
anyway you're in the tavern
can i
can beetle
can beetle pocket the bones
sure
he knows there's dwarven bones
is it a is it a whole skeleton or is it just like
like chicken wing bones
whole ass skeleton
it's a whole ass skeleton
wait what kind of skeleton
he knows there's a dwarven skeleton
oh my god okay so beetle starts taking the skeleton it falls apart
it's like rolling and falling apart from under his fingers he's grabbing the bones and shoving
them into his into his fanny pack from under the couch
he's like oh god oh god i've gotta tell them i gotta tell
and he'll try and pull the couch back over to the window so he can get out
okay
yeah
he can get out just fine
yeah okay he gets out
the bones are like clattering as he's running with this whole dwarven skeleton
guys
beetle sounds like an entire xylophone stuffed in a bang
great just whips around she's just like
what
baron's dead
he's always covered in
into more skeleton
i'm through the bag of bones
did you see that baron will tap himself
i'm dead i'm not like yeah am i
and he'll look at you talim
and uh talim will actually he'll like
like
mage hand a chair to like bump into baron
and he's like no i think you're quite corporeal
oh no get pinched me you'll hear
he'll just nibble on baron
and he'll go like oh okay
don't worry i am i am adequately i am adequately alive
oh
yeah i could have told you that
oh
beetle looks down at the skeleton
in his hands he just drops it
looks over at gray's like i told you he would get tired eventually
i don't think he got tired
i don't think he got tired i think he got scared and confused like the norm
i found a whole dead dwarf oh sorry everybody you can
you know uh i'm just sorry and then he starts kicking the skeleton out the door
with his feet he's yeah he's like sweeping the bones out the door with his feet
because he just let a bunch of bones roll into the establishment he's like oh sorry sorry he's
cleaning it out
i can't believe i can't believe it was a gambling problem walks into a tavern instantly starts rolling bones
so sad
gambling not even once
with all the bones just outside the door
beetle just kind of trots over
hi i'm baron
thank god i thought you were dead
oh good thing you let me know i was quite scared there
it's nice to meet you i like your face
do you ever wonder if you ever grazed a warty bed you pop your eye
if i if i have my eye
hey it sticks out later for you have no protection
what
what
beetle touches his eyeballs directly
what
insecure
anyway uh
you look fine
i like your bow tie
i used to know a lad who also used to wear a bow tie
oh thanks so much yeah my mom made it for me
i hated that guy
i murdered him
with my pickaxe and he shows his pickaxe
i i i known baron for for a few minutes
but if anything happened to him
i would destroy all the pawn's blaster and raise an undead army to cleanse the earth
oh hey so where's where's holic's cart then if you're here
oh i
i bought that and he kind of takes off his helmet
and puts off put turns off his candle and holds it like he's like like kind of ashamed
and he looks at nugget and nugget gives puppy dog eyes of sadness
like a floating sitting position like like
he's got an elbow on like one knee he's like uh-huh
when he takes off his helmet when he takes off his helmet how much dented and like buckled is his cranium
oh all fucked up it's all fucked up it's molded at this point
he's all square-handed
he's got his nowhere head
he used to it's round now
so so baron uh
so baron kind of like uh
pet his dog
well i was you know
hawk's a good friend of mine you know
because in my profession of being a devil
of her going down into the deepest pits of outset's hill
and trying my very best to find all the trinkets the deep one in
and requiring horny because he had already called me up to say
hey i need you to help me move
and i'm like well i don't have a wagon
he's like i have a carriage
and i'm like oh great
then i'll be so much easier to do
so i helped him load up stuff like that
his couch was a bit of an egg onto the sewer
like a friend does
oh yeah yeah
well regardless of that
we uh
we loaded up
and i planned to come in
take his carries
and bring him over the elements
but the problem is that
yeah the timing skill's been a little bit cooky
if you're having notices of late
so i decided to try and take a shortcut
because going on the main road
was going to be a bit too dangerous for me
so me and nugget both agreed
that a shortcut
would have been the best bet
but unfortunately
some thieves were waiting for us
we tried our best to fin him off
and nugget got a really good bite
on one of their legs
but unfortunately we were both knocked out
and they took off with the cart
we tried our best to pursue
but
it's only been
it's only been a short amount of time
and we were trying to drum up people
to come over and try to help me get it back
because i feel it's not too far away
it hasn't been that long
since they left taking the cart
but
no one's been willing to help us
especially with the tyrants killed
out in the bout
still hunting people down
we gotta go get that cart
we gotta go get it
yeah we were sent out to go find you
and the cart at the same time
so
we can't come back with you
and not the cart
yeah we're holic's friends too
can i pet your dog
yes you can pet nugget
nugget
well only if nugget allows it
i'm not
i'm not his owner
i'm just his friend
beetle tries to pet nugget
roll me a nature check
oh
i can't believe this is how
beetle finally beefs it
eaten alive by bass and hound
a 20
you're able to pet nugget
and nugget likes you
yes
and so talim will never try to pet nugget
because we all know how that roll is gonna go now
oh yeah
it just goes through the dog
you're not dead
most animals also go
no
fuck you
no
oh
i can't believe our dog got a dog
oh
well bear will do
go ahead go i'm sorry
oh beetle opens his mouth
and like you know dog hair brushes
he like puts nugget in his mouth
but like just shakes his head back and forth
to scratch him with with his teeth
oh my god
he's having a good time
yeah he's just scratching nugget with his teeth
the previously stated art
for gray having beetle in a child harness
now needs to also feature beetle having nugget on a leash
like i imagine either one of two things
it's like beetles over there looking like a seagull
that is just trying to put anything in its mouth
or mouth affection is now a thing of cobalt society
it makes me think of that video where it's like
oh my god it's like a big pelican
and it's trying to eat a capybara
but it's just opening and closing its beak
around the capybara
the camera is just standing there
it's either that or it's how like
what is it like uh
like even like big cats or things like that
they're just like i'm gonna put your hand in my mouth
because i like you
yeah
no
that's what i do
it's one or the other
cobalt seems to be like that
the lore
the lore
cobalt lore isn't established
we get to build it as we go
that's right
so bear will kind of stand up
and nuggets enjoying his mouth pets
and he'll basically be like
oh but if you're ready to help me
then i think i know a couple places
we can look for
here how about this
i'll look one place
and you guys look another place
and whoever finds them first
will give a good wallop
wait we'll get a good wallop
or we'll give a good wallop
yeah whichever one
anywho
i like you
it's like
anywho
anywho
this is what i suspect that'll be
and he'll take out a uh
a piece of map
and he has like a very crude drawing
of of of outset
and kind of sections of the pond's blaster
and he will kind of point out
one of the uh
one of the areas here
and he's like
if you guys search here
and i'll search around here
and once i find i will report back to here
but you have more than me
so how about if you find the folks first
you try to apprehend them
and i'll eventually meet up back with you
with elements
what's it all of us have the coat
uh what does apprehend mean
grab them
and kill them
no i mean if you have to
if you have to
but they wronged the guy
and i like the guy
yeah but they knocked him out
i'm going to make them if you're being paid extra hard
i don't think we're being paid that much
i'm going to make them
i'm going to make sure they expired
at my earliest convenience
off we go
and then he rolls up his map
and he will uh
begin march it
march it out
uh marching out
uh of the tavern
and uh
oh before
before you leave
are you a fan of air necklaces
a fucking what
what
you know
as a proof
i'm sorry i don't speak hip-hop
and he keeps going
what's hip-hop
and as
and as baron
and as baron hops out
with the instructions given
um
and as you guys begin to
uh start looking around
for the people
uh baron will further on
um
like before he leaves
and stuff like that
he'll give you guys a description
of those two individuals
one of them
looks like a kind of a bird-like creature
and the other one looks like
an elven
an elven lass
with some poofy
uh
bits of clothing
that had stripes on the side
and
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a quick break
and we'll be right back
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because
if you don't
you know you can go to
Yale for that
and you know
if you do that
then ultimately
having to kill off
Beetle to
to cure the run
it's not going to be
that big of a deal
I think it's a sacrifice
it's a sacrifice
we're all willing to make
exactly
I have 12
to 14
to 20 more
Beetle sisters
I will just bring
Beetle back
I'll just bring the exact
same character back
and it'll just be
Beetle sister
I'm behind the pile of
bonds
I'm behind the pile
of dead kobolds
pirate's guild carries off
Beetle
Beetle's just yelling
it's like
there's 57 more of me
we have to
we have to watch
Dorkin's rising together
yes
it's such a good
it's such a good
tabletop
movie
it's so funny
it's a classic
I can't wait for the part
community night
I can't wait for the part
where Hart pulls out
a chainsaw
and then a lightsaber
please please
finally a shotgun
all right
so you guys
are
back
Baron
give you a visual
description of the
two thieves
that have taken
out
or taken away
Holic's cart
you guys are
back out into the
streets of the
pond's pilaster
here in the city
of outset
and you guys
you just learn
how to kind of
track somebody down
let's see if your
investigation skills
can bring you
a little bit more
luck on finding
Holic's cart
so I'm going to
start from right
to left this time
and see
or actually
we'll do it
from this order
instead
go ahead and
think to yourselves
right now
how would you
find
Holic's
carts
so you see
for Holic's
cart
you kind of
have an idea
of it before
so it's going to
be a little bit
easier this time
but with the
hubbub that's been
going on with the
tyrant's guild and
stuff
it's going to be
a little bit of an
issue
so
I
since it goes
from right
to left
I have
one exact
plan
and it's
one
and I only
have one
hey
Sorin
my investigation
is going to
be the following
hard is going
to be
the lookout
hard is going
to be
on the
rooftop
while everyone
else is on
the ground
and then
convene back
down onto
the streets
now and then
some people
might go
how
and my answer
to that is
the fact that
since
Hart has
40 feet
movement
due to being
level 3
he has
increased
his jump
height
this allows
him
together
with
dancing
leaf
to jump
an estimation
of
about
15 feet
total
so I
I want
to scale
a building
and run
around
up on
rooftops
for
the height
advantage
when trying
to spot
things ahead
just to be
like oh
shit
there's a
street
and supposedly
there were
still people
out
so maybe
avoid
that street
or be like
oh shit
there's a
cart
so that
that's
that's what
I want
to do
if I can
use
athletics
or perception
I am
fine
with
either
one
I'll say
I'll let
you do
the same
thing
that
Talim did
trying to
cover
ground
as fast
as you
can
to try
to report
back to
your friends
and stuff
so I'll
allow you
to roll
an athletics
and that
so feel
free to
roll
it
nice
I rolled
a 21
excellent
I will
note that
down
beetle
we got
the nicest
rolls
oh gosh
oh gosh
oh gosh
oh gosh
oh goodness
oh goodness
how would the
investigator
find
I continue
pursuing
my leads
I mean
can't we
go back
to the tracks
and then
follow where
they veered off
you sure can
that's what
beetle's gonna
suggest
that's what
beetle's gonna
do
so I guess
that's another
perception
with a
plus one
hold on
let me check
it off
investigate
oh
one mention
now that we
are going
from right
to left
due to being
an investigator
beetle can
also use
the ability
clue in
whenever
Talim or
Grey are gonna
perform their
actions
to grant
his follow
a clue
benefit
to one
of their
roles
oh I
thought I
could only
clue in
if somebody
else was
talking
like I
could clue
into
whatever
clues they've
picked up
yeah yeah
but I think
that across
time if
Soren is
a benevolent
DM
you could
probably
argue that
it's a doable
thing
maybe
it's not
the ability
description
but
oh no
wait you
shared
information
with
the
trigger
oh no
you're
right
they
gave
a
circumstance
bonus
to their
check
equal to
your
so yeah
if I'm
helping
them
they get
a plus
one
yeah
you can
more or less
do an
aid
another
without
having to
roll
as long
as it
is
the same
lead
oh yeah
totally
we're all
looking for
the same
thing
could I
give them
plus ones
also
since they're
on the
ground
with me
let me
read up
on that
real
yeah
sure
no problem
real fast
real fast
real fast
real fast
it's
once per
minute
once per
minute
as well
so maybe
you can
only choose
one of
them
yeah
only choosing
one
okay
share
information
treating
creature
they gain
a circumstance
bonus
so their
check
equals
because your
circumstance
bonus
then I'll
stick with
my
you're
practically
giving
someone else
a plus
one
so you
roll for
yourself
and if
somebody else
is doing
a thing
you go
hey
I can
help with
that
and give
them a
plus one
yeah
so what would
you like
to roll
oh I
I rolled
for myself
I rolled
for the
pursuit
no no no
it's okay
you're sick
you're sick
I rolled
an 18
that's an 18
on my
pursuit
lead
perception
check
looking for
specifically
I'm looking
to follow
the same
like skin
marks
and tracks
that we
happened
upon
earlier
so I'm
trying to
follow those
specifically
okay good
okay
don't worry
bye
alright
that's my
brain is
rotting
in real
time
oh no
you're
totally fine
buddy
okay
so
with
how
Talim
covered a
lot of
ground
earlier
in
combination
with
uh
with
Baron's
map
and also
his
background
as
an
experienced
smuggler
with the
Tyrants Guild
being out
and about
and
individuals
having stolen
this car
and they
are now
moving
stolen
goods
and trying
to probably
be inconspicuous
about it
I want to
use
underworld
lore
to try and
figure out
what route
they may be
taking
yeah
yeah
give that
a roll
and Beetle
can help
with their
uh
hey
you can like
whisper
I got some
shit you need
to know
so if I
was going
to steal
something
yeah
yeah
so
I have
a plus
eight
I rolled
eleven
for a
total
of
nineteen
all right
gonna note
that down
Gray
some good
rolls
today
Gray
is gonna
trot back
towards where
the tracks
were kind of
starting to veer
off and she's
gonna start
sniffing around
because she
is very
familiar with
the particular
smells of
Pollock's
uh
goods
if we all
remember the
tea incident
we remember
yeah
yeah
I can't
believe
Gray gets
a whiff
of that
particular
blend of
tea
and goes
into a
uh
psychedelic
PTSD
pit
so that
is what
she's gonna
do
she's gonna
try and
keep uh
keep on
track
following the
tracks and
if they
disappear at
any point
she's gonna
keep using
her sniffer
to try
and stay
on the
path
I like
how
doublet
and chat
has deemed
the spirit
journey
oh my god
thank you
chat for all
the gifts of
subs by the
way I
greatly
appreciate you
guys keep
rolling in
so thank you
that does help
a crap ton
thank you for
taking care of
and supporting
our friends
he's very
dear to us
he is very
dear to us
and everybody
is the
narrative
decoration
team
which was
good people
thank you
so gray
uh roll me
a perception
check
oh I'm sorry
about survival
you're sniffing
still
survival
a sniff snorf
sniffer
that is a
13 total
uh
I'd like to
do a reroll
on that
yeah
absolutely
you can spend
a hero
point
a whole
a whole
hero
point
please
god
please
yes
there you
go
it tipped
on that
one
and I
was afraid
I got a
total of
all right
so as uh
before
just for
time sakes
um
I'm gonna ask
to party
so I know
when to kind
of maybe end
things
are you good
to go for
maybe an extra
30 if you
want to hit a
certain cool
thing or no
yeah
yeah
okay I just
want to make
sure and get
everyone's time
and ask for
open I have
an open evening
to play the
tabletop with
friends
all right
you're good to
go for an extra
30 sick man
oh yeah
I'll survive
sickums
we'll do it for
you
sickums
just have the
rock goons
party on the
do it for them
thing it's like
Tulane and
Fatal and
Heart and
Gray
you said it
we need
we need
Holic to
sing that
can I do
it for
you
can I do
it for
you
all right
so you guys
he has no
nose
so as you
guys are
investigating
with your
investigator and
the rest of
the body crew
with all of
your roles
which you all
did great in
your roles
heart you're
just running
across rooftops
and stuff
looking around
and everything
else you're
starting to
notice signs
with it
maybe you're
carrying beetle
on your
shoulders
to help out
with speed
beetle you're
following the
tracks following
other evidence
bits and you're
seeing
and you're
seeing evidence
of where this
wagon is going
you've been
able to discern
through all the
traffic and
horse hooves
that have been
going around
the tyrants
guild just going
back and forth
throughout the
city gray
like your
big sniffers
is helping
out just kind
of keeping
on with the
trail and
to lean with
your knowledge
with your
knowledge of
the area and
stuff you
kind of help
direct the
entire party
exactly where
you think
you need
to be
what you
arrive into
is another
part of the
city of
out sentence
of the
pond's
plaster but
she's a bit
of a
disheveled
area and
you will
notice as
you've been
going around
the pond's
plaster things
have been
on fire
fire but
begin to
slowly but
surely start
to smolder
again and
the air is
filled with
just like
burnt smoke
and stuff
of buildings
as the
revolutionaries
try to do
cause harm to
the city
and try to
burn things
down
they weren't
as successful
in the
tyrants guild
and other
various guilds
inside the
outset
I was
able to
put down
or put
out the
fires
but smoke
is still
in the air
and it's
just going
through the
setting
you now
see yourselves
kind of like
in an alleyway
that you're
kind of
sneaking your
way through
and you
make your
way out
here and
the tracks
lead up
into this
area
nice the
tracks lead
up into
this area
oh boy
oh my god
I can't
believe it
falling behind
beetle because
of course he
just goes
yeah
yes
and then at
this point
talima's just
like if beetle's
just going
he just floats
after quickly
wait
what if they've
got guys with
crossbows up
on roofs again
oh yeah
I guess we'll
have to find
out
oh my god
he's learning
you can
stealth your
way forward
that's an
excellent thing
to remember
you can either
stealth your
way forward
or you can
start perceiving
start looking
for signs of
things so
what would you
guys like to
do
I would like
to enter
mountain stands
and raise
my shield
game in the
system before
it starts
Talim would
actually like
to stick to
the shadows
and stick to
the walls
and using his
transparent and
incorporeal nature
to stealth
as they move
up
excellent
beetle would
like to
plaster his
back to the
wall like
directly on
Talim like
he's through
Talim and
also stealth
all right go
ahead and roll
a stealth check
for me
I've got a
plus seven to
it and I
I've rolled
a six and
I'm gonna
spend a
hero point
all right
let's see
that hero
point
yeah
um
hold on
wait
where's that
how do I
oh there we
go
everything else
this roller
again
there we go
yeah what in
doubt
that is a
19 on a
roll for a
total of a
let's go
excellent
Talim just
starts to
he starts to
fade out of
existence
and he just
starts to
merge with the
fog and
shadows
I rolled
a 12
yeah
beetle's just
standing with
his back
against the
wall
that's good
all right
great
can it be
that Talim
is so hard
like beetle
lost side
of him
you're so
translucent
he's gonna
like kind of
take a step
back and
watch the
watch the
rear
are you doing
a perception
check are you
also trying to
stealth or you
I will do
a perception
okay
that is a
total of
okay heart
what would you
like to do
my internet
might be
bugging out
for a little
second
oh no
we can hear
you though
is my
is my
is my
thing
still there
yeah
you're
cool
good
you disappeared
for a little
bit but now
you're good
yeah
good
hey
Soren
yes
I would
I would
like to
walk
forward
are you
perceiving
as you
do so
or
I would
like to
perceive
all right
roll me a
perception check
nice
I would
like to
have my
eyes open
oh no
eyes wide
open
eyes on the
inside
oh no
uh oh
she's gone
again
uh oh
there goes
salty
oh no
four went
out for
salty
she was a
real one
I remember
salty as
she was
I like how
chat was
just like
salty got
jpeg
I just
heard my
head about
I look
like I
know what
a jpeg
is
gosh dang
it
I just
got a
picture
of a
hot dog
all I
want is a
painting on
my computer
she stealthed
so hard
she just
stealthed
out of
reality
I walk
forwards
she walk
peers into
another dimension
just steps
through we're
now down
a monk
great
oh yeah
there she
goes
there she
goes
hello
hello
hello
hello
there
welcome
to another
session
of
yeah
yeah
we just
started
good to
see you
salty
you guys
are back
at
elmas
now
with
crap
wait
wait
was I
hallucinating
then
you need
to wake
up
you need
to wake
up
wake
up
wake
up
it's
vtubers
don't exist
yet
we've been
trying to
contact you
about your
car's
extended
warranty
you need
to
wake
up
however
your video
has
perished
yeah
you gotta
resend your
ob ninja
oh no
you opened
your eyes
so wide
you just
blipped out
of reality
i got
eyes on
the inside
what happens
when you
got a lot
of tech
and things
go wrong
here you
go
snoring
as my
computer
is actively
melting
snoring
the
snare
i wish
i was
snoring
snoring
the
snare
and
snorty
snub
I like
how
Chad
is
also
like
to lean
capitalizing
on the
stake
of other
party
members
i'm a
capitalist
what did
you
expect
do you
see
me
there
you
go
nice
Just refresh your foundry and you should be good.
I should be good.
Yeah.
So I wish to roll Pnerception to see what horrors lie before me so that I may go insane.
I would like to spend a hero point to reroll instead.
Since I rolled a 13, I rolled a 3 on the dive to have a total of 9.
Due to me rolling a 9, I do not witness the cosmic horror, and therefore I do not go insane.
It was me.
I was the cosmic horror the entire time.
Anywho, what happens now is quite interesting.
If I remember, I'd T'leam and Beedle, the only ones who stealth and grey at heart of the one who did perception checks.
Grey, from your position, you do not see anything.
You're too far back into the corner to see anything right now.
Heart, from your position, you're not seeing anything super obvious as you are walking up,
but I will allow everyone to walk up one action's worth of movement.
Ooh.
Oh.
Nice.
T'leam, look to the left when you go up that wall, and then I'll go up this wall, and I'll look to the right,
and then we'll be looking both ways at the same time.
It's funny because T'leam had already moved up, and-
And immediately, as soon as you go, all the way, Heart, because you got way too greedy.
Oh, no!
Because you got way too greedy.
Beedle's standing right there, talking to nobody.
He thinks he's still talking to T'leam.
He can't see him.
We're going to move you back.
It's hard to start to rush in there for some reason.
No, I rush.
I glide.
I glide along the ground.
Don't lie to me.
Anyway, he just A poses and scoots along the ground.
You will see two individuals-
Ew, what is that?
What is that?
On top of a statue.
Ew, what is that?
And Heart, I will be a most gracious game master and stop you here, so you don't get-
Nice.
Thank you.
Glam blasted.
Let's do that.
I can't believe Heart took a bolt to the chest.
Oh, no, wait.
That was Beedle.
No, it wasn't me.
It wasn't me this time.
It wasn't not me this time.
Touch his nose.
As you guys are there, you'll see this bird-like creature.
This bird-like humanoid creature come over, and it'll look at all of you and go like,
Like, maybe there's the ones who come over to collect.
And you'll see that it is a kind of Tingu-like individual.
It's an avian humanoid with claw hands and a long beak with vicious slitted eyes.
Kind of a dorm with kind of like a feather-fur sort of combo plume neck piece, who's wearing
just kind of some simple clothing.
You'll see an elf lady beside him.
And you'll see that she's wearing a very kind of like Renaissance period sort of style,
clothing, big poofy sleeves with straps coming down, a sort of leather jerkin, kind of leather
piece of armor on her chest.
And she seems to have like kind of slicked back, compressed hair that kind of slicks back
to the back of her head.
And she will look at all of you and go, who the hell are you?
I'm Hart.
Wait a second.
A bird person, a flamboyantly dressed elf.
Are these the people in the wanted poster?
Do you say that out loud?
No.
No.
Grey just kind of looks at Hart and just kind of like puts her hand over her face.
She's just quiet.
Is, okay, I actually have a legitimate question, Zoran.
Is with like Hart and Grey being noticed, is my stealth still effective or have I been
noticed as well?
Because it's like, oh, you, you, for you, I'll say with your ghostly abilities, you're
able to stay in stealth right now.
They seem to not have noticed.
You seem to be very ghostly to them.
You're kind of mixing in with the, uh, with the smoke and the fog quite well, actually.
As for Beetle, they see you immediately.
Like, uh, it is, you are not stealthy in any way, shape or form.
It was worth it.
Your, your, your pitter patters are very loud.
Um, but what will happen is at Hart, as you're coming up and saying like, I'm Hart, um, you'll,
you'll see that the, um, the avian creature will bring up one clawed finger and go, I wouldn't
go near that if I were you.
It'll point over to the kind of, to kind of cracks and stuff or so.
And, um, it's like, you, uh, you wouldn't like how it feels when you get near the mode.
What's that?
Would you like to make a nature check too?
Yes, I would love to make a nature check.
Hart is not an educated man.
Uh, let me see here.
I rolled a 12 for a total of 13.
You have no idea what this is.
You see this kind of like moss like substance on the rock.
You kind of notice it around you all kind of like on the ground here, but for the most
part, you, you, you don't understand what it is.
Can I take a little bit of a peek, see?
Can I do a little squint at it?
You sure can.
Heck yeah.
What would I have to roll for that?
Uh, nature.
Yeah.
For a, nat 20.
For a total of 24.
You've seen this before.
Come on.
No.
Yeah.
You know exactly what this is.
This is, uh, even though it looks greenish in the parents, you see that within the green,
there's bits of it that is brown and looks a little bit just more, um, more reactive to
what movements are right now.
You see, this is brown mold.
And what this stuff is, is, is it's kind of like an environmental hazard.
What this stuff will do is if you get near, it will suck the warmth out of your body.
Oh.
If it gets near you and it'll, and it kind of like consumes it out of you.
Like it kind of like latches onto you and just, it just leaves you super cold.
Like it is.
It's not fun to be near.
Like some, you know, people have died due to this stuff and it's very stealthy.
Card, don't touch that.
Don't let it get near you.
It absolutely puts you down.
And with your nature check, you could tell it's all along this crack here to get past
it would, uh, would be, would, would be a bit of a challenge, but you can, you can do
it, but it'd be some effort like unharmed.
Can I have Beetle jump off the wall and roll like he's coming out of stealth?
Even though he, he was never stealth to begin with.
Absolutely.
And yeah, he just, and then he rolls over and he splays up on his feet and he looks at
them both and he points his fingers.
He's like, wait, are you guys stuck over there?
Do you need some help?
No, we're, we're quite safe where we are.
It's like, you're surrounded by the stuff.
We're not surrounded by it.
What is that?
She'll point at it.
Oh, that's Beetle.
No, isn't, isn't there a bunch of stuff on the ground there too?
Isn't there stuff?
You know, there's a lot of marauders around this area.
Maybe you don't want to be here.
While they're conversing back and forth, can Talim skirt around, um, like these areas and, uh, moving, uh, half speed to try and circle around them as he like, you know, glides over the ground.
Ah, maintain the stealth.
Yes.
Yeah.
Uh, because, because of your current stealth roll and kind of what they've, they've, they've rolled hidden wise, uh, go ahead.
You can go ahead and move around just fine.
Okay.
So I can move full speed or would you, or?
You can go full speed.
It's fine.
Okay.
And like, uh, you know what?
We'll, we'll, we'll, we'll find out.
We'll find out as to whether or not mold is, it works on ghosts.
Oh, that's a little cold on my couch.
I'm assuming that it wouldn't.
Um, you, you at least have a plus one, uh, resistance to it.
Yeah.
Like worst case scenario.
Yeah.
Worst case scenario.
I'm not even going to use, use three action, three actions.
Oh, wait, no, you have three actions.
Yeah, nevermind.
Uh, sorry.
That was, that was my bad.
It's okay.
I was, I was like, wait, I thought for a moment I had, I had four actions.
You would be right here.
There you go.
Yeah.
Um, as you go over, you notice,
for you, uh, cause you, you technically fly wherever you go.
Um, you're just slowly floating and you float over it just fine.
Oh, perfect.
You, uh, you notice that, um, that the two will kind of look at, uh, look at the ones that
they can see and they will go and go, go where marauders are here, but obviously you're
not the pickup team.
It's like, I don't know what that is.
And she'll look at Cav and like, Cav, we've been compromised.
We need to get out of here.
We don't even know, we don't even know who these people are and they obviously don't
want to leave.
Let's go.
Wait, wait, no, wait, wait.
Do you want us to be the pickup team?
Hey, nice earrings.
Wait, come back.
Like, Gray has to like, reach over and like, grab Beetle so he doesn't accidentally go over
the mold.
She's just like, no.
He's like, no, no, no, no.
This is why we have the child leash.
As I, uh, you'll look, um, just see that the alpha look at you, Beetle and go like, well,
what, then why are you here?
Leave, leave us, leave us alone or tell us what you're here for.
Retrieving something that a friend got taken.
Yeah.
Oh, you're with that dwarf, aren't you?
And his little dog, too.
Oh, well, we're more with the dog, but.
We're kind of all with the dog, like even the dwarf.
She'll nod, she'll nod and go, okay, calf.
We have some uninvited guests.
And you'll see that he'll start bringing his little clawed hands together, going, yeah.
And we're going to start with some initiative.
And you guys have already rolled your initiative.
Oh, no.
Oh, we did?
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
We did.
Oh, no.
All right.
So the top of the order is Talim.
You are still stealth.
So I'm going to actually use my three actions to circle around.
And I will actually, you know what?
I'm going to end right here.
Still in stealth and hiding in the shadows of the building and east coast.
And that will be the end of my turn and all three of my actions.
Okay.
Gray.
All right.
All right.
So your knowledge, by the way, of this brown mold, you know exactly where it is.
So you know how to safely navigate past it.
And if you want, and because of that knowledge, you can tell others how to safely go through it.
I'm not going to make like a whole bunch of square notches and stuff like that.
I'm just going to say you can just navigate through the space a little bit easier.
Okay.
You can, but someone else, you're going to have to help them on a nature check that teach them how to go through it.
So Gray very quickly plops Beetle down behind her.
So she could actually just grab her cross, her crossbow.
Drop.
And I'm going to, she's like, okay, if we're going to fight, I guess we're going to fight.
I'm going to declare half my targets, my hunted prey.
Okay.
There we go.
I was like, why isn't it working?
Why isn't the clicking working?
Uh, and I'm going to, I'm going to go for it.
I'm going to go for it.
We're going to roll.
Bam!
Oh my God.
I guess we're going to fight.
Kills her bird.
What the fuck?
With max damage?
With max freaking damage.
Oh my God.
Oof.
Kray as the MV fucking P.
Oh my God.
Oh my fucking Lord.
That's a lot of damage.
That's great.
That's awesome.
Oh my God.
She just, she's just like, she just like, just doesn't even break eye contact.
She just.
Did you just like wild west, like gunfighter there?
Like you just whipped out the crossbow and he's like, dog.
Oh my God.
Bye?
Boom.
You go sook and just, like you see this thing grasp onto the bolt and it's just like a horrifying
like bird like screech.
Great.
I'll reload.
Tracks, racks, tross.
Whips out crossbow, fires like a center mass, like a heart shot, casually reloads, doesn't
look at the explosion.
Just a great eye contact the entire time.
What happens, what happens though, is a lot begins to happen right when it gets to their
turn and you begin to hear more bells, more bells begin to ring out.
You guys can hear of a check and hear the bells, but more bells begin to ring out.
There he goes.
And what you'll see behind you.
Now, forgive me.
This is going to be a little bit awkward because of how these tokens are.
So please forgive me.
Let's see if this works.
Oh, it kind of.
Oh, kind of worked.
Now there's this one.
You see this as they're awkwardly rotated.
I saw this horse as I appeared.
I started laughing.
So what's a real, really funny part about this is, uh, so mounted combat, uh, in Pathfinder
second edition is very interesting because what you see begin to run up to you are two
skeleton type creatures, I'll pay it for chat here, begin to show up to the south.
And in addition to that, uh, you also find that they show up over onto the side.
I have to do this in a certain way.
Please forgive me.
Horses are large size.
So they're very, they're very awkward to, to, to make this.
Horses are large size.
So please forgive me.
Speed.
Speed.
Speed.
Maximum velocity.
So four riders, four riders show up on very alive horses.
Normally you would see these guys on undead horses, but for those of you who would know
who exists in the, or exists long in the city of Outset, um, they ride their horses to
death because there is a bond that has to form over time for some riders.
Oh no.
That's why the skeletal horses sometimes exist.
Uh, but these are very fresh looking horses who, as you guys can tell from a glance, have
not really bonded with any rider yet, but some of them show up and you see it, as you
know, the tyrant skill has been out and about wrangling people up.
And as soon as Cav getting hit, Cav getting hit by a crossbow bolt, seeing the riders appear,
goes, ah, hell die.
And books it.
Hops in and tells her and tells his companion saying, we gotta go.
And immediately runs all the way over and hops into this car.
I didn't put horses on the, on the carriage.
It's only at the top right here that you could see, which you could tell is it's Hollick's
carriage, um, I didn't do that just to kind of save out with lag because a bunch of animated
stuff tends to lag down here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Um, he, he gets ready like, we gotta go now.
Use all of his actions to get up there and onto the thing.
Beetle, it's your turn.
Hope you like the souvenir I gave you.
No, don't let them run away.
Beetle's gonna run back up.
Whoa, wait, wait, wait.
Careful, careful.
Mold.
He'll stop and he'll take out his crossbow.
Uh, and he'll load his crossbow.
I think, oh God, shit.
Is that all three of my actions?
Cause I moved.
I had to take out my crossbow.
I had to load it.
Shit.
Fuck.
That's it.
I, I can only do that.
Gotta prep it before.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, she was stealthing.
Smile.
All right, that's it.
All your actions.
Don't want to get away.
Don't want to get away.
Yeah, that's it.
Sorry, chat.
I forgot the encounter tracker.
I'm a terrible human being.
Um, I'm a bad host.
I'm a bad host.
All right.
So at the end of your turn,
and now it'll be Solelia's turn,
and she will take the note
and go,
go like,
ha,
and quickly rush off
and join in
onto the carts
and go,
yeah,
and the carts
and everything else
will drive off.
But
as they immediately go,
yeah,
and begin to rush off
with the carriage
and everything else,
you guys have
four skeletal folks
on top of horses.
Let me do this real quick.
I don't have enough hero points.
Oh.
Oh.
For our narrative declaration?
Yeah.
Do you want one?
You've got one.
I thought we couldn't share your report.
I thought we needed
a narrative declaration.
Oh, do we need two?
Wait, okay.
No, no, no.
It's one hero point
for narrative declaration.
We changed it from the two thing
because Thurston didn't want
to get super gamified.
Like, no, it's one.
Let them use it.
Okay.
Let them have fun, damn it.
So.
But, all right.
Sorry, Chad.
I was like,
because I wanted to,
I wanted to do something.
I was like,
oh, I don't have enough.
Before they go
and, you know,
like,
get the horses to run.
And I narratively declare
that because of the undead
that are about
and the bells going off
that the horses
are spooked
and not responding.
That's a very...
Oh, no.
Now my internet's going.
Oh, no.
It's a too bit
of a gameplay thing.
Okay.
But I'll allow you
to spend it for...
They're not going to stop.
I'll tell you that much.
The horses,
even if they're spooked,
the horses,
if they're spooked,
are running.
I've never seen
a horse bit spooked
and stop.
But if you want it
to where a little bit
of wild,
abandoned,
and hard to control
for them,
I'll allow that.
If you wanted to
forgo your stealth,
allow it to go
and then, like,
make it to where
they're a bit unwieldy
to go.
I'll allow that
to happen here
to declaration.
I thought you were
going to try
and jump on the wagon.
Well, I was going to,
but I don't have any action.
Because otherwise,
I'm just going to be like,
can I jump on the wagon?
Yeah.
Then we lost Helene.
I mean,
I'll be fine.
Like, sure.
Yeah.
He's already dead.
It's fine.
That'll work.
If I can pop out
of stealth
and spook the horses,
as a spooky ghost
does.
Awesome.
As you do that,
you'll definitely tell
that it makes it
a lot harder
for them to control
those horses.
So as they're
still getting away,
you feel that the speed
in which they're doing
so is going to be
a lot less.
Nice.
So I've marked you
down to hero point
for that,
and it is Hart's turn.
Oh, yeah.
There are people
riding in here.
And they have horses.
How fast are they
approaching?
They've all kind of
arrived and stopped
right now.
They're not charging
right now.
All right.
What you see
before you are
helmeted,
armored,
skeletal soldiers
in a way,
wearing the Tyrant's
Guild symbol,
kind of like on
their surcoats,
and they all seem
to be holding
glaives.
They're just dead
dudes.
Just push them
off the horse.
They'll fall over
like a piece of
grass and then
just take the horse
and chase after
the cart.
Just GTA 5
steal their horse.
Yeah.
Just shove them
off.
Yeah, just walk
them and shove
them off.
I can't.
No, no.
It can't be that
fucking easy.
But yes,
so,
Soren.
Yes,
I'm snoring.
Heart
sees
the
Tyrant's Guild
symbol, right?
Yes.
Hmm.
Heart is gonna
walk up
to
this
Duder
right in
Soren.
I'm gonna
spend one action
to move up
here.
Nope.
Don't use
the lead.
No, come back.
You're blocking
the screen.
Blocking the screen.
Boo, down in front.
I pressed the
button.
I pressed the
button.
I was searching
things.
I was searching
how to run
after stuff.
So,
so,
one action
to move up
to the guy
on the horse.
Uh-huh.
And
heart points
at him and goes.
I need to
confiscate that.
You are
one space
away
because that
is a large
creature.
So,
you are
that away.
Cool.
So,
I wanna
smack the
dude.
All right,
you can
punch him.
Yeah.
If anyone
asks,
why would
Heart do this?
Why would
Heart attack
this person
straight out of
anything?
This is a lawman
and his dad
taught him
one thing.
You make
your own
rules.
I'm gonna target
the thingy.
And I'm gonna
try to smack him.
I use
the ability
Flurry of Blows
that allows me
to perform
two unarm strikes
and combine them
for the purpose
of overcoming
weaknesses
and resistances.
My first
attack roll
is a 22.
Excellent.
Good hit.
Nice.
Oh my god.
I rolled
a 1
for a total
of 5
on that
damage.
My next
attack roll
is a 4
on the die
which is a
miss.
So,
I will
spend a
hero point
to reroll
for a better
result.
I rolled
a 15
for a total
of 19
which is
also a hit.
Yeah!
Good roll
damage.
I rolled
a 7
for a total
of 11
that I
want to
thematically
yes!
Nice!
Oh my god!
So,
he defeats
this guy,
right?
Yep,
you basically
just,
yeah,
you defeat
him.
It's your
kill.
Go for it.
Okay,
Hart goes,
I need to
confiscate that
and since
this is an
undead being,
Hart just
shoves his
hand into
his abdominal,
grabs onto
the spine
and throws
him down
from the
horse.
You hear
a Wilhelm
scream as
he gets
tossed out.
And then
he pulls
and then
he holds
up his
shield,
raised towards
the other
skeletal knight
and meets
eyes with
him like,
you want
to try?
No!
So I'm
gonna raise
my shield
which gives
me a
slightly
higher AC.
all
right,
that was
the end
of your
turn.
Salim!
Yes!
So,
your actions
did really
help out
with the
carriage,
you will
see it
later on,
but for
now,
you hear
what?
I was
gonna say
like,
is it
less than
100 feet
away?
Because
if it
was,
I'd just
be like,
I run
and I
grab on
the back.
Just runs
and throws
himself on
the back
of it.
But if
that's the
case,
if it's
literally
like,
we're
gonna see
it later,
then
definitely
will
use
his
actions
to
move
up with
the
or to
move up
and meet
with the
rest of
the party
and
my
turn
right
here.
I got
you a
horse!
Use all
three of
my actions
to move.
Awesome.
One of
the skeletal
folks will
go,
like,
kind of
stab its
feet into
the horse
commanding
it to
move.
And you
hear the
horse go,
brrrr,
and obviously
the horse,
brrr,
not liking
it.
it will
move up.
Move all
the way up
to here,
seeing
heart just
destroy one
of its
brethren,
and it
will aim
at you,
heart,
with its
glaive,
and try
to strike
you,
but misses
terribly.
Your shield,
pink,
blocking it.
Yes,
because yes,
Shad,
you can use
a shield as
a monk,
every character
in the
entire game
can use
raise a
shield as
an action.
The skeletal
soldier will
see you,
Talim.
Yes.
And try to
strike at you
with its
glaive.
Also trying to
command the
horse,
comes up at
you,
does hit.
With a
24,
rolls low on
its damage,
only for three
points of damage
to you.
Just whoosh.
Dead does not
recognize dead.
It does.
It doesn't.
It doesn't.
Gray,
dead on
dead crime.
You are locked
and loaded.
Gray is locked
and loaded,
and I'm going
to target the
skeleton that
just hit
fleam.
And this is
my targeted
prey,
and we're
gonna do it
once again,
baby.
We're gonna hit
with that crossbow.
Oh, yeah,
baby.
And of course,
I rolled for,
oh, my God,
I missed with
the 12.
Oh, no.
Do I have a
hero point?
Unfortunately.
You do have two.
I have two.
Remember to,
remember to target
the right person
as well.
Did I,
am I targeting
the wrong thing?
No, you're good.
You're good.
Okay.
I'm gonna say,
I know,
I thought I was
targeting the right
thing.
According to this,
you are targeting
calf.
Oh, you are
still.
No, you're still
targeting calf.
Why, but I
clicked on him.
No, I'm
targeting him.
What's happening
is that his token's
still technically
there.
Let me,
let me do this.
Now you should be
good.
Okay.
Yeah, just roll.
I do have the
little crosshairs
on the,
on the skelly man.
Yeah, you,
you also had him
turkey at the same
time and he was
good.
That's weird.
Okay.
You're good.
You can target
creatures.
Let's roll.
Oh, my God,
20.
Yes.
Rolling hot
tonight.
There's 20s
after 20s.
As for a total
of 18.
And for speed
sakes,
for speed
sakes,
you didn't
kill him
on this one
because he,
you notice
that the,
that the
precision damage
isn't as
effective as you
thought it was
going to be.
No,
I still shot
right through
Taleem.
Yeah,
but you,
yeah,
the air,
it's caused a lot
of damage though.
I assume you're
reload and get
ready.
Yep.
Why,
why,
why won't we do
this every time
then?
Why must we
revisit Taleem's
PTSD?
All right.
See one of the
skeletons will
look at you
gray.
I'm trying to
get you in with
a glaive,
trying to command
the horse,
comes up to you,
does hit just
barely with a
19 and hits you
for nine points
of damage.
Ouchie.
You see,
it's cold and
unnerving.
There's no other
thought.
Just slash at
you and make
you submit.
Beatle.
Let's say.
I'm really sorry
guys.
Yeah.
We need,
we need these
horses.
So I floated
my crossbow.
Mm-hmm.
And with the
very Canadian
story,
he's going to
fire it into
this guy.
Trying to,
there we go.
Oh no,
wait,
I want to,
no,
you know what,
I'll just do it.
Let me stop
licking the
crossbow.
There we go.
Nice.
What's it,
what you trying to
do,
Beatle?
Let me help you
out.
I'm trying to
fire a crossbow
bolt into this
man.
Click on your action
section.
I'm in my
fucking inventory
to my actions.
I'm so sorry.
Oh my God.
I'm also sick.
I'm also sick.
I'm really sorry.
I'm like,
I'm clicking it.
I'm like,
why isn't it
giving me the
strike?
I can't believe
the wrath that
beetle is a source
of is finally
taking it.
Did you
despopulate it?
No,
I didn't.
Okay,
it's a straight up
roll.
Are you happy
with that roll?
You have two
hero points.
I'll use my
hero point.
I don't want to
miss.
Okay,
use your hero point.
You got one left.
Go ahead and re-roll.
Please,
please put it
in his dome.
It is worse.
It's worse.
So you can reload
and fire again
if you like.
Yep,
yep,
reload.
MAP minus five.
MAP minus five,
yeah.
All right,
well,
good turn,
Beetle.
All right,
hard center.
You bought all
those bolts.
Good thing
I bought all
these bolts,
yeah.
Good thing
you got enough
to give to
somebody else.
Hey,
Talim.
Yes.
Do you need
this horse?
The horse is still
faster than me
going on my own.
I'll get you
this horse.
Heart will
flirflows
the guy
right in front
of him.
Excellent.
Let's see it.
Yes.
Boom,
good hit.
Yes,
I rolled up
15 for
total of
24.
And I rolled
a six
for a total
of 10
damage.
Bam!
You annihilate
him and he
just crumples
down and
falls off
the horse.
He grabs
him by
one foot
and slams
him into
the ground.
There we go.
And then he
turns around.
Since
Fleur of Blows
is not
required to
be towards
one creature,
I still
get to just
do two
attacks
for one
action
because
Monk's
Sheet.
Oh my
God.
Blank it.
I attack
the one
behind me.
That's a
12.
I will
use my
final
hero.
Let's
see if
it works
out.
It sure
do.
That's a
total of
23 on
the attack
roll.
Excellent.
Let's
go.
Slam him
for eight
damage as
I crunch
into this
other
rider.
Crunchers
dude.
Crunchers
dude.
Bad time.
The helmet
is crumpled
in.
Talim,
it's your
turn.
I will
use an
action to
target that
to
target that
rider that
just hit
and using
his
ass
foil,
Talim
will lash
out with
a spell
strike
using
produce
flame.
And
basically for
that,
that is an
ability that
mages has
where I can
combine a
spell and
an attack
into a
singular
attack roll.
I've got him
targeted.
I'm going to
roll for my
attack.
Let's see
it.
and I rolled
a 17 plus
plus eight
for a total
of 25.
Nice.
And that
does
four points
of slashing
damage.
And let me
go over to
the magic.
You notice it
takes no
damage.
Takes no
damage.
to the
slashing.
And then
I will
roll for my
fire damage.
And that
is going to
be 11
points of
fire damage
in total.
You see
also with the
fire itself,
like its
body is
crumpled
itself,
but it
slowly turns
to you.
Its bones
charring and
turning black.
And it just
looks at you
and it
points.
It points
to you
to lean
and it
raises up
its glaive.
I will
use my
final action
to raise
my shield.
And as
you do
so,
its glaive
comes down
upon you.
Swing!
Misses
once, but
it comes
back with
another,
trying to
catch you
off, but
your shield's
able to
keep taking
the damage.
It takes
one last
swing.
Hopefully
it's going
to get
something
into you.
Even though
we'll roll
the 19
on that
last roll.
Wham!
Bam!
just slashing
into your
shield.
He is
nothing to
you,
Talim.
He is an
amateur.
He reminds
you of
your younger
days.
Gray,
it is your
turn.
Gray just
got hit
by this
lad over
here.
She's not
happy about
this.
So now
she is
declaring
this
the new
targeted
prey.
This lad
over here
who I have
targeted,
making sure
it's on
the right
one this
time.
We don't
have any
hidden
tokens.
And
she's
going to
reload.
She already
reloaded.
Sorry.
And we're
going to
hit that
crossbow.
Please,
please,
please,
please,
please.
That's a
hit.
Hit for
17.
And
seven
damage.
You notice
the piercing
damage is
not
due as
much as
you thought
it would.
I
assume
you
reload.
I'm
going to
back up.
I'm
going to
back up
10 feet.
Now I'm
done.
All right.
The other
one will
look at
you.
Can't
quite get
to you,
but it
can get
the
beetle.
No.
Please,
please,
he's
posed
no threat.
He's
posed
no threat.
Kill the
cobalt.
Cure the
wrong.
It slings
a glaive
at you,
hits you
just by
one,
dealing
five points
of damage.
But I
had to
spend some
time to
command
its horse,
Beetle.
It's your
time.
It's my
time.
Beetle gets
cut,
he's like,
my bow
tie,
and then
everything
slows down,
and he's
like,
oh,
break his
forward
gym clock,
I devise
a stratagem.
And then
as I'm
turning in
slow motion
and changing
my target,
I'm going to
see,
I'm going to
devise a stratagem,
I'm going to
see what happens
if I shoot this
crossbow,
please,
please,
please,
jerk,
it'll hit,
it'll hit,
I do it,
I fire.
Damage.
Nine points
of damage.
Hey,
that's still
pretty good
damage for
the crossbow
stuff.
Unfortunately,
it's able to
resist a good
chunk of that
damage.
What the
frick?
Only taking
four.
He's cheating,
he's cheating,
he's cheating,
he's cheating.
You did fire.
Yeah,
two actions left.
Okay,
I reload my
crossbow,
and I fire the,
I'll,
I fucking,
I'll do it again.
I'll do it again.
I'll fucking
do it again.
This is my
stick gun,
fuck you.
Yeah,
no device
stratagem.
A
critical
base.
It's not a
natural one
for podcast
listeners,
you roll a
seven,
which is
ten over
I did,
I rolled a
seven,
I rolled a
seven,
I rolled a
seven.
Heart,
it's your
go.
All right,
so from the
wall of
shields,
Heart will
send out a
flying fist
towards this
duder that
is pointing
towards his
friend,
trying to
snag him by
the wrist,
they just,
you know,
slam him
against the
ground like
a fucking
hammer.
I want to
flurry flow
him.
Let's do it.
Yes,
flurry flow
him.
Good hit.
I rolled a 15
for a total
of 24,
and my
damages,
I rolled a
three for
seven.
Bam,
you crumble
the skeleton
into the
sunrise time.
And I
don't want
to hit
the other,
someone else
with my
other attack.
That's fine.
Thank you.
Thank you,
Soran,
for going,
no,
you need
to attack
some boats.
And then
Heart will
look towards
Talim and
go,
are you good
with animals?
And then
he leaves
the horses.
And I
try to
scoot over
here,
but this is
actually
technically
in the
terrain
of a
larger animal.
I'll allow you
to pass
through the
horse.
Oh,
damn,
you do?
I do.
Thank you,
Soran.
Thank you,
benevolent GM.
And I
wish to
perform.
I still
have three
villain points.
My last
action is
to strike
this dude
for minus
five multiple
attack
penalty.
I see it.
I rolled
a 12
for a
total of
16.
And I
missed.
It's
unfortunate
to
leave.
I
will
use
my
actions
to
can I
pass
into the
space of
this horse
or do I
allow it?
You can go
down to
like here
if you
want.
Yeah,
that's
where I
was headed.
Use an
action to
move there.
I will use
an action to
raise my
shield.
In fact,
to help you
out,
if you go
down to
here,
you can
flank.
Yeah,
you flank.
Oh,
okay.
Yeah.
Sure.
Yeah.
That works.
Here?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
So,
I will do
that.
I will use
another action
to keep my
shield raised,
and then I
will use
my final action
to target
this
Skellop of
Horseman,
and I
will attack
him with
my ass
coil.
Yeah,
let's see it.
You cut out
for me,
so it
sounded like
you said
ass.
Yeah,
me too.
Yes,
I am
reenacting
the moveset
of Hugo
from,
uh,
from,
uh,
uh,
Street Fighter?
Yeah,
from Street Fighter.
Amazing.
Yeah.
Bam!
Bam!
Yeah!
Critical hit!
Yeah!
Save that
damage.
So,
wait,
oh,
nope,
I had to
roll critical
damage,
sorry.
Didn't,
rolled the
wrong one.
Hey,
you rolled
max damage
on your die.
Oh,
nice!
Bam!
You
annihilate
this thing,
and you
guys have
four free
horses there
with you.
Yeah.
What would you
guys like to
do?
Hey,
Beetle,
you're good
animals.
I sure
am!
We gotta
get on
these
heckin'
horses
and chase
after the
cart!
Alright,
everyone pick
a horse.
Carton picks
the strongest
horse.
What?
How do you
know what
was the
strongest?
It's the
one that
he can
ride on.
It's the
one with
abs.
Salim will
hop onto
the horse
that's right
in front
of him
and go
to grab
the reins
and realize
that he
can't.
You
will have
to
mage
hand
ride
this
You
will
have
to
ghost
ride
this
horse.
Yes,
become the
ghost
rider!
Let's go!
in the
sky!
And with
that,
I assume
everyone's
hopping on
top of
a horse.
Salim,
you're able
to hop on
the reins
are a bit
difficult,
but you
can kind
of...
It's like
you're riding
bareback,
but not.
I understand
these horses
here don't
look like
they have
shadows.
They should.
It's tokens
and stuff.
I assume
you guys
hop on.
Yeah,
sure.
Alright,
so you guys
hop on
and you
begin
the chase.
You
let's go!
Yes!
You
let's go!
Holy
shit!
Deja vu!
I've just been
in this
fight before!
Hurry
on the
tree!
I know
it's
the
time
to
go!
Get on
the car,
man.
This
is
sick!
Alright,
you guys
are
barreling,
you guys
barrel
forward,
you know
the cart.
Thanks
to
Talim's
narrative
declaration,
you guys
were able
to
surge
forward
with
your
horses
that
you
have
acquired
from
the
Tyrant's
Guild
goons
and
you
are
chasing
down
the
two
thieves
who are
in front
of you.
Forgive me,
it's a
complicated
map here
because of
the dynamic
camera stuff
it's going
to get
a little
bit weird
here.
Now,
now,
here's
the thing.
This is
how we're
going to do
this.
So,
this is
also to
teach people
and sorry
if we're
going to
go a little
long this
episode,
but this
is the
set piece
I wanted
people to
get to.
This is so
cool!
Dick!
All right,
so,
this is how
we're going
to work.
In
Pathfinder
2nd
Edition,
there are
baked in
rules called
chasing rules.
This is how
you can do
a chase scene
if you ever
need to
do all
of the
fucking
stupid
shit.
Yeah,
instead of
all a bunch
of complicated
stuff,
there are
ways to
kind of
take into
this stuff.
It kind
of goes
the same
design philosophy
like victory
point system
and game
master guide
and stuff.
There's even
car facts
you can get.
So,
for this,
this is how
we're going
to do it.
None of
you are
really trained
in the way
of horses,
really.
So,
basically,
when you're
riding a horse,
this is not
even your
animal companion,
so this
complicates
things a bit.
So,
for you to
get your
horse to
kind of
do its
full effect,
you can
either spend
one action
to try to
do a nature
check to
basically convince
the horse
to follow
what you're
doing.
But I'm
going to be
merciful here
to where you
can then
spend two
actions to
make the
horse go
up the
30 feet,
but that's
as far as
you can go.
If you want
to push the
horse even
further than
that,
you can then
spend that
one final
action to
try to get
that extra
bit of 30.
Or you can
try to risk
it all by
just doing
like check
after check
after check,
but if the
horse keeps
getting pissed
off at,
you might
throw you
off.
Oh,
no.
So you're
going to
have to be
very careful,
but you're
also chasing
the thieves
down this
road.
So there's
going to be
a lot of
complications
here,
but this is
where you're
heading off
to and
obstacles
might come
your way.
Oh,
no.
So here's
how this is
how we're
going to do
it.
We're going
to reroll
you guys
in initiative
because you're
going against
them.
So let me
get you guys
to reroll
initiative for
me.
Now, I want
you guys to
roll initiative
basically something
you feel most
comfortable with.
You can use
nature if you're
trying your very
best to control
the horses.
You can use
perception by
default if you'd
like for your
initiative, or
you can try
to convince me
of something
else.
I'm going to
use normal
perception.
I don't
remember.
Oh, that's a
natural one.
Oh, my
God.
That's a
one for
Greg.
It had to
happen.
I had two
nat 20s.
I'm going
to have to
look up a
complication for
you.
Everyone else
decide what
type of
initiative you
want to try
and send me
a pitch.
Now, I'll
go bring up
Google Sheets.
So, I
have an
idea.
Yeah.
I like
ideas.
Can I use
the crafting
initiative?
Because I
like to use
one of my
turns to
use my
I have a
skill that I
picked up
here.
Hold on.
It is
improvised
tool.
And it
lets me just
craft a
variety of
very basic
items from
like
barely
anything.
I have
on me
so I
have
on me
a bunch
of rations
some rope
and my
crowbar
and I
would like
to see if
I can tie
the rations
up and
dangle them
like the
carrot on
a stick
from my
crowbar
in front of
a horse
and see
if the
horse is
receptive.
holy
heck.
I
touch
his
fingers
can I
roll with
crafting?
No
what?
Sure,
go for it.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Diddley
diddley
diddley
as a
28!
Holy
shit.
I'll
allow it.
Yeah!
Let's
go!
I can't
believe that
beetle's next
archetype is
cavalier.
All my
fucking years
of playing
Minecraft have
led to
this.
I have
a question
for Grey
for your
complication.
You
uh
so in your
character
stuff
forgive me
I can't
pull it
up right
now.
Grey
had
children
correct?
She
did.
Are
those
children
alive?
As far
as she
is aware
yes.
They are
alive and
they are
off doing
their own
thing and
starting
like their
own
rides
and all
that stuff.
Will
you allow
me to
will you
allow me
to
Grim
Dark
it?
Oh no
yeah
okay.
I want to
ask first
and you
can tell
me if
it's not
okay with
you after
I want
to ask
permission
before I
do a
thing
because
this
can
go
with
the
complication.
It's
going to
be like
your kid
got hit
by a
horse
or eaten
by a
horse
or
something.
So as
you
as
you're
as
you're
riding
in
Grey
for
your
complication
this
comes
from
our
patron
user
or
patron
donator
death
itself
you too
can submit
a complication
what happens
on natural
one
but remember
if we roll
natural ones
we cannot
hero point it
that's our
fairness factor
there
they're not
allowed to
reroll
natural ones
so death
itself
thank you
very much
for this
and their
patron
complication
is called
visions
of
death
as
you're
going
through
these
are
going
through
Grey
you
notice
that
like
everything
just
kind
of
like
everything
kind
of
stops
for a
bit
everything
kind
of
stops
for a
bit
and you
see
off
to the
side
and you
see
that there
is a
man
with a
very
long
rifle
there
are guns
in the
world
of time
not very
super
sophisticated
but you
see
he's
just
whistling
whistling
because his
foot is
on top
of someone
that looks
like one
of your
babies
and he
goes
and he
looks over
to you
and he
takes his
hat
he sees
the wine
brim
hat
and he
nods
to you
and he
picks up
the body
and you
see it's
one of
your kids
and
whistles
away
as he
disappears
in an
alleyway
and whistles
away
you can't
hear it
because
this
is not
picking it
up
but for
them
it leaves
off
but then
all of
a sudden
just
everything
comes right
back
and you
see yourself
back in
the action
she is
pretty
unresponsive
for a few
seconds
see
that took
her
out
she looks
like she's
just
disassociated
and her
eyes are
blank
so with
that
I do
apologize
so we
got
beetles
initial
role
Taleem
feel free
to
disperception
or something
else
I have
two
proposals
so when
ghosts
interact
with things
when they
like later
on
I will
be able
to pick
up a
peak
called
ghostly
grass
so I'll
be able
to interact
with things
but I have
to roll
an athletics
check
so I
have a
proposal
for Taleem
to be using
athletics
to try
and
handle
the reins
in what
ways
he can
or
because he's
using
mage
hand
and
you know
cantrips
and other
things like
that
to
basically
like magic
reins around
and control
the horse
I'll allow
I'll allow
for your
mage hand
stuff
to try
to
cause you're
a ghost
you're trying
to figure
it out
I'll allow
that
okay
alright
so I have
a plus
eight to
that
so I'll
go ahead
and roll
that
and I
rolled a
four for
a total
of twelve
oh no
alright
mostly just
for time
you forgot
to put
on your
thing
but I
can
update
your
thing
for
you
oh
yeah
sorry
I got you
alright
heart
hi
so
when
when all
this
happened
heart
doesn't have
wild empathy
heart
can't
roll
diplomacy
checks
to
convince
an animal
that
he
is
their
friend
he
can't
ask
things
of
an
animal
but
you know
what he
sure
as heck
can
what's
that
he can
make
he can
make
them
more
afraid
of
him
than
the
previous
skeletal
rider
no
are you about
to intimidate
a horse
I'm gonna
intimidate
a horse
sorry everyone
I fucking
love horses
I literally
have like
taken
riding
courses
throughout
my
entire
youth
I love
horses
impone
now
my
dream
my dream
this is like
out of
character
my dream
when I was
a young
like
child
without
knowing
what a
true
like
real life
job was
was to
be a
knight
and then
I learned
so I
took
fencing
and
riding
courses
when I
was a
kid
I was
set
on
being
a
knight
yeah
you're
a good
horse
person
now
beat
the
shit
out
of
that
horse
yeah
now
everyone
has seen
heart
like do
things
when heart
is with
his
friends
he's like
normal
but if we
just scroll
back to
the previous
episode
where heart
has no
problem
punching
someone's
heart
out
or the
fact
that he
you know
just
crunches
up
bodies
like
they
were
nothing
he
has
no
remorse
for
people
who
aren't
his
friends
so
he
is
like
he
doesn't
even
hold
onto
any
reins
or
anything
he
just
pushes
this
horse
by his
entire
body weight
and just
pulls
onto
the
mane
and
just
screams
forward
onward
faster
all the
time
may
I
use
intimidate
you may
use
intimidate
nice
I rolled
an
that
is
one
of
the
guys
won
an
natural
one
on
their
initiative
so
don't
worry
Greg
you're
not
the
only
one
but
their
number
is
slightly
higher
than
yours
so
they're
still
going
a little
bit
more
all
right
beetle
so
we're
gonna
this
is
a
bit
of
a
mixture
of
what's
happening
we're
gonna
try
to
do
the
chase
rules
and
then
we're
gonna
deal
with
the
initiative
stuff
because
the
chase
rule
is
a
little
bit
different
pretty
much
you
as
a
team
are
progressing
through
various
obstacles
and
circumstances
to get
up to
your
target
and
then
from
there
we
can
start
doing
some
stuff
so
you're
trying
to
catch
up
to
this
carriage
you
know
it's
all
like
stuff
all
inside
these
like
I
can't
put
it
all
on
the
map
or
else
it
would
make
it
even
laggier
than
it
is
but
you know
that there
are
people
around
you're
trying to
you're
trying to
weave
and bob
past
people
so you
can
use
various
skills
to
get
through
it
so
I
need
everyone
here
to
either
roll
me
an
athletics
check
to
get
by
or
a
nature
check
to
get
by
athletics
athletics
acrobatics
or nature
is
I
rolled
past
people
I
rolled
a
for
a
for
I
got a
net
actual
from
gray
I
rolled
a
I
rolled
a
net
actual
from
heart
so
for
gray
and
heart
what I'm
going to
do
for
you
two
I'm
just
going
to
move
you
up
here
one
two
three
four
five
six
seven
eight
nine
ten
you
make
it
up
clear
clear
up
here
what I'm
going to
try to
do
as well
is give
you
control
of this
horse
give me
a moment
attach
me to
horse
and
for
Tulima
Beetle
I will
move
you
guys
up
men
way
because
you're
able
to
dodge
and
weave
through
get
past
all
the
people
but
beetle
you
notice
that
you
struggle
a
little
bit
you're
just a
little
bit
behind
there's
a little
bit
behind
you're
still
struggling
you're
still
trying
to
get
there
but
there
is
a
chance
that
one
of
you
can
at least
get
close
enough
to
the
carriage
to
make
them
slow
down
so
you
can
engage
them
next
obstacle
I'm
gonna
leave
the
chat
chat
have
a
little
chat
interaction
a
little
bit
what
the
next
obstacle
should
be
oh
no
what
should
the
next
obstacle
be
that
they
have
to
get
by
think
of
it
you're
running
through
a
city
they're
on
horses
they're
galloping
through
no
froggy
you can't
say
anything
I
knew
it
I
knew
that
my
cabbages
I
also
I
want
to
shout
out
to
chat
I
want
to
chat
for
them
going
oh
my
god
it's
the
tea
again
when
Grey
had her
moment
I
will
say
this
chat
this
is
perhaps
the
coolest
thing
you
can
ever
do
unless
Soren
gives
you
this
opportunity
again
also
known
as
if
you
if
Soren
likes
this
you
can
do
this
perhaps
again
so
one
of
the
things
I
actually
wanted
to do
I didn't
have
time
and
stuff
I
actually
was
going to
order
art
for the
chainsaw
car
to chase
you all
but that's
that's
I
couldn't
get in
time
so
for cabbage
for the
cabbage cart
we'll
we'll
we'll
have
that
happen
there's
a
guy
slowly
going
across
the
row
with
a
cabbage
cart
and
you
guys
need
to
avoid
him
so
I
need
so
you
can
either
try
to
nature
check
to
convince
the
horse
to
do
a
better
job
you
can
acrobatics
check
it
or
you
can
do
a
social
skill
to
tell
that
guy
to
hurry
up
and
hopefully
he
gets
away
fast
enough
so
I'll
give
you
I'll
give
you
a
little
bit
to
decide
what
you
want
to
do
I'll
give
you
about
seconds
I'm
gonna
start
counting
so
I'll
wait
to
be
using
acrobatics
I will
use
intimidation
purely
by the
fact
that
a
massive
snorting
like
screaming
horse
and a
screaming
man
the
size
of a
mountain
up here
that's
a lot
of meat
alright
I hope
you made
your
decisions
I'm
gonna
start
going
around
the
horn
and
see
what
you
guys
do
alright
first
off
bam
beetle
I'm
gonna
use
diplomacy
and
beetle
is
gonna
scream
look out
I'm
whipping
the
night
day
I hate
that
that
works
that's
a
excellent
you got
a 24
next up
we're
gonna
do
heart
heart
gets
an
well what
what are you
doing with
the
intimidation
how do you
convince the
cart
guy to
get the
hell out
the
way
he screams
get out
of the
way
or you're
dying
next up
to leave
to leave
is actually
going to be
he's going to
use acrobatics
to try and
rain and guide
the horse
to actually
go over
the cart
he's going to
he's going to
go for it
what's your
narrative declaration
I will
I will
I will spend
I will spend
the hero
point to
narratively
declare
that for
a speck
of a
moment
um
Talim
possesses
the horse
oh
oh
allow it
nice
all right
lastly
gray
going to
use
athletics
to try
and
navigate
around
the
cart
before
oh
god
everything
goes to
shit
rolling
rolling
rolling
rolling
please god
for a total
of 15
let's see
what happens
let's see
what happens
all right
so
let's see
beetle
you yell out
your diplomacy
and he goes
oh my
carpet
and he begins
to kind of
cart a little
bit fast
like
oh
I don't
know
what's
over
if you
notice that
you're able
to boost
yourself up
with everybody
else
and then
as
hearts
screams
screams
that like
move
you're gonna
die here
but my
car
will be
safe
and then
begins to
continue
a little
bit faster
on the
row
but just
at that
second
when there
would have
been a
collision
the
lame
leaps
over
and bounds
it makes
so much
progress
after the
leap
ghostly
visitors
kind of
like
ghostly
flames
begin to
follow
in the
hooves
of the
horse
literally
the legend
of a
ghost
rider
and he
goes like
oh wow
that's so
beautiful
and then of
course
gray
gray makes
solid
like
starts to
make solid
progress
oh no
oh no
oh no
but unfortunately
tries to
weave past
and go
and go
no my
cabbages
and
bam
knocks
through the
carton
and cabbages
go everywhere
causing
gray to
lose some
progress
no
my cabbages
oh my
cabbages
my entire
life savings
wasn't that
last purchase
and then he's
gone
oh my
god
i didn't want
to interrupt
but i also
want to use
a point
to add
to
to leave's
narrative
declaration
when he's
jumping the
horse over
the cabbages
uh so my
point is going
into you know
the i'm easy
like sunday
morning song
by the
commodores
the i'm easy
like sunday
morning
nah i don't
speak hip hop
but keep going
so when he jumps
over everything
slows down
and it gets a
little brighter
and there's like
little dandelion
puffs all over
the place
and butterflies
and it's like
that's why i'm
easy
i'm easy
next to the
body
and then he
lands and it
goes back to
you know
you know what
to do editors
you know what
to do editors
all right
can't because
it's dmca
music
all right
you guys are
still progressing
i'm gonna
allow chat
one more
obstacle thing
chat this is
the final
obstacle they
have to get
by for anyone
to get any
chance to get
through unless
they keep
failing they
gotta get to
this cart
it's either
this obstacle
and if they
fail this one
they gotta get
one more
at least try
to get a
chance up
there so
chat one
more obstacle
not a group
of orphans
like
a procession
of orphans
proceed out
into the room
i got grandma
in the middle
of the road
let's let's
do that
i'm gonna spit
a villain point
to make it
beetles family
crossing the road
i'm minusing a
villain point
oh my god
no my
backup kobolds
all the kobolds
are now in vain
so you can't
bullshit me out
of lives anymore
they're all the
road crossing
and mom
and mom
beetles above
do any of you
guys know
madeline
yeah
madeline the
school girl
and miss
clavel
the orphan
leader
so all
the beetle
sisters
are like
the madeline
girls
where they're
all like
dressed the
same
and they
walk in
a single
file line
they're all
in little
hats
with ribbons
it's the only
thing that
differentiates them
the different
color of the
ribbon
yeah yeah
yeah
yeah
but otherwise
they look
exactly the
same
they look
like beetle
but how
beetle's
supposed to
look
all right
so
how can
we how
can we do
this
i'll allow
everyone to
be inventive
on the way
that they
want to
get past
this obstacle
they're a
bunch of
slow but
cute little
kobold kids
and everything
all
whack
whack
whack
with one
very slow
old kobold
mother
just trying
to get
across the
road
clearly
she had
room
but due
to the
low speed
it was
it's never
enough
she's just
trying to
get to the
bank to pay
her mortgage
yeah
we gotta
send my
papers in
i just
my sweetheart
just sent
me money
you know
why do you
do this
all right
so beetle
will be last
i feel
i'm gonna
start out
with
gray
oh no
i'm gonna
try and
jump
over
rolling
with
athletics
don't
kick
my mom
in the
head
don't
kick
my mom
you rolled
a six
i'm re-rolling
i have a
hero point
i'm re-rolling
you do have
a hero
point
with a total
of 15
oh wait
wait
wait
it just
did it
twice
it just
did it
twice
there we
go
yeah
i see
the one
that you
did
i'll take
the 19
i'll be
fine
i'll be
generous
all right
oh god
um
they're all
so cute
they're all
so vulnerable
after that
that that
that moment
of man
i really don't
want to kick
mama be old
be old
above in the
head
um
they all
have hopes
in their eyes
all future
ambitions
yeah
i mean like
look maybe
if they're lucky
they'll wind up
undead
it's not that
bad
so after
that like
moment of
just like
becoming this
ghostly rider
like
talim is like
is back in the
saddle and he's
just like i have
no idea how
that happened
um and he
is going to go
back to trying
to magically
control this
horse in the
reins uh
using arcana
as he you know
he never rode a
horse since he's
been a ghost
and so that's
going to be uh
that's going to be
my go-to
trying to figure
out what you're
asking for
like he's
trying to use
like he's
he's trying to
use the mage
hand to like
now okay you
want to roll
arcana yeah
arcana okay
all right roll
arcana for me
all right so i
got a plus eight
to that and i
roll a sorry
my my brain's
still addled
from being
sickly you're
perfectly fine
because i'm
going to use a
hero point to
re-roll that
because i
rolled a three
that was a total
of an eleven
oh and
yeah great
time
salty shut up
these are my
backup characters
on the line
please roll
carefully
there we go
um i had
to just roll
again here we go
if you don't
have an option
just roll again
it's the same
thing yeah
okay um
it's arcana
check again
you're good
significantly
better i rolled
a 12 for a
total of a
all right
all right
heart
all right so
due to
chat's
benevolence
i have an
additional hero
point back
uh thank you
for that
um soren
yeah i'm
snoring can i
do can i do
something
utterly fucking
stupid
i like utterly
fucking stupid
especially if it's
the lives of
beetles family
yeah
yeah
i can't believe
beetles family are
phylacteries for
the rock
so soren
i'm snoring
i want to
i want to
unbuckle the
saddle
slide down
the side
of the horse
if this requires
a fucking
narrative declaration
i'm fine with
this
okay i want to
slide slightly
off the horse
and i want to
literally just
jump
with the horse
and then land
back on it
oh
heart can't
steer the horse
he can just
move forward
so he'll jump
himself
and for the fact
soren
for the fact
soren
i have 40 feet
base movement
i am as fast as
a horse
i'll uh
sure
okay i'll spend
the narrative
declaration to do
it
to understand
uh you're
abandoning your
horse right
no
he's unbuckling
the saddle
sliding down
with it
and when he
can reach
a foot
onto the
ground
he wants
to just
press all
of his
muscle
into the
ground
go faster
big jump
big jump
big jump
big leap
over them
i want to
i want to
drift
the horse
okay
yes
yes
you know
go ahead and roll
me athletics
heck yes
for what you're
doing i'm making
your dc a little
harder to beat
it's fine
it's 22
are you good
with that
i can't i can't
re-roll it
you don't have to
you don't have to
use that case
yeah i'll re-roll
that
i roll a six
for a total
oh that's worse
it's like i'm a
devious little
bastard
it's like are you
kidding with a 22
i'm like i'm
screaming in my
mind to stay with
a 22
stay with a 22
stay with a 22
too bad
too bad
too bad
beetle beetle
beetle
your family
is in peril
how would you
like to
address it
i've had all
this time to
think about it
and i'm just
freaking out
you you know
your family best
yeah what's the
one thing that
kobolds fear the
most
i'm gonna try
and um i'm
gonna try and
use diplomacy
again
and he's just
gonna go
oh god
bob
and then he's
gonna start
barking really
loud like a
dog to try and
scare them out
of the road
yeah
like he just
starts going
okay
wait no wait
we knew beetle
was a dog the
entire time
no wait he tries
to lower his
voice to make
himself sound
like a big
dog like he's
like
okay go ahead
okay okay
all right let's
see how this
goes
all right
i sent you a
picture of
madeleine also
to
soren there for
the day that the
bedelzebub family
line ended
if i can
choose you
don't have to
but if i can
choose i will
slow down even
further to not
hurt a kobold
because he sees
beetle and as
soon as he sees
a kobold and
it's like no
no
and beetle is
also screaming
oh god mom
so your fate has
been decided
already so let's
let's see what
happens
go at it
so uh so
gray you you've
you've done what
you can you've
you've done what
you can but
you're able to
make through it
okay you gain
back some of your
ground and you
were able to not
hurt any kobold
babies oh you're
just fine
talim yes you're
able to make good
progress in fact
you are the closest
to the carriage and
you're doing just
fine you do not
hurt any kobold
babies
beetle
you come out
and go
with all the sound
and the commotion
and everything else
you kind of notice
that your mom kind
of like picks her
head up and go
like potatoes are
on discount
come on kids
we're gonna hurry
and they waddle
faster
they waddle a lot
faster
oh my gosh
but hearts
unfortunately
with all of your
might
yes
with all of
everything that
you've done
you do not
progress
let me move
beetle here
you're not
progressing
faster
but
you also don't
hurt any kobold
babies
they all get
the waddle
away
just fine
i was sweating
in real life
i was fucking
sweating
i can smell
my pits
and now
continues to
plague the
land
and now
you guys
are
up to the
carrot
i'm gonna
adjust you
guys here
that's a
little bit
here
it might be
kind of weird
on the adjustment
here but it's
for a reason
because one
i gotta fit you
guys in the
put it all in
the frame
which is the
game
we're doing
that
and now
we're in
combat mode
you'll pass
all the chase
obstacles
you've made
it up to
the carriage
thanks to
talim
on that
obstacle
you guys
are able
to catch
up as
you guys
have now
passed the
chasing
obstacles
so good
job
you succeeded
in the chase
but now
you still gotta
take them
down
and as you
see you
see
selalia
the elf
lady has
a crossbow
and has it
aimed at all
of you
but beetle
you are
locked and
loaded
i know you
definitely on
the horse
will be up
there got
your crossbow
ready you're
ready to go
you know your
mom is safe
it's your turn
what do you
do
yeah
i devised a
stratagem
devising a
stratagem
break is
forward
discombobulated
traveling at
45 miles an
hour
traveling at
but in the
crossbow at
this angle
when will the
train reach
the station
yeah yeah
i will
definitely
miss
so you can
shoot the
other person
oh
true
wait
can i
yes
this is how
it works
uh you
know that if
you fire at
that person
it's not gonna
work out
because you're
doing you're
doing your
investigator stuff
no but i mean
like do i have
a sight line
of them with
them at the
front of the
wagon
uh he is
sitting in the
front of it
i will he
will be in
cover but
you can't
shoot at
him
okay okay
okay okay
i don't think
i could devise
a stratagem
twice
that is 70
feet
so with a
crossbow you
should be
within range
i will
uh beetle
closes his
eyes and
breathes in
and points
the crossbow
up at the
stars up
at the
god up
at fucking
god and
he prays
you see the
crossbow go
in you
forgot uh
actually no
you're good
it's just your
normal thing
you see that
bolt go
up into the
air and
land in the
back of the
bird
he's just
been getting
beat up
roll me some
damage
seven points
yeah
a fall from
the carriage
all the way
over there
as he
bolts
sticks into
its back
it's been one
action doing
your thing
there second
action uh
the finally
fire another
shot at
somebody else
you don't
get any
bonuses because
you didn't
do with the
original stuff
no one
action left
i'm gonna
reload
that's my
turn
do we need
still need to
spend actions
to make our
horses move
uh
yep i
explain that
so you
understand how
it works
here before
you're doing
uh the chasing
rules now
now you gotta
care about the
horses here
to make it
move
okay
all right
so so
lelia
sees you guys
coming in
and she has a
choice to make
she can try to
go for only
she's gonna
try to go for
the one that's
closest because
she does not
watch you
near her
she has a
crossbow and
will look at
you talim and
fire
bam
natural 20
no
oh fudge
bye talim
straight to
you
dealing only
14 points
of damage
but
let me see
here
okay it
does not
it's not gonna
affect you
but because
but because
of this
so lelia
you see
that she'll
take a bolt
out and go
nah and
then put it
in the crossbow
and but you
see the bolt
talim have like
this purple kind
of spectral bit
to it as it
stabs into you
you feel yourself
frightened one
due to that
being a crit
and you
and you will
take the 14
points of
damage
ouch
what does
frighten do
um
i'll probably
basically just bring
most of your
stuff to minus one
it'll go away at
the end of your
next turn
so as the
crossbow bolt
actually hits
talim he
rocks back
in the saddle
and it
actually looks
like he's
about to
fall off
but then
like he
stops
as he's
leaned back
and he actually
does like
the undead
like sit
back up
and his
eyes
narrow
and he
leans
forward
you'll see
that she
will reload
as she
winks at
you
talim
heart
it's your
go
does she
wink with
her one
eye
yes
she blinks
she blinks
my horse
that's
blinking
you're not
cool
is this
the actual
distance
between
us and
this
car
yes
cool
heart will
pat this
horse on
the side
and go
you did
good
and then
he
takes a
spring
from his
horse
i want to
cast
key rush
which allows
me to move
twice and
gain concealment
and
and
i wish to
move
from my
horse
all the
way up
to
this
freaking
carriage
all right
so
to dismount
is one
action
yes
exactly
key rush
to move
twice
and
because
once again
monk's
cheat
that's
another
action
with your
key rush
and then
i want to
grab onto
the cart
so that i
am on it
like i am at
least you know
there
to
yeah that
you can do that
all in three
yep
yep
so
what's your
movement
my movement
is 40
all right
so
take yourself
one square
off to the
side of the
horse there
yeah
right there
there you
guys
you hop off
the horse
now move
yourself up
for two
action
or for two
movements
using key
rush
heck yes
show right
there
and he
just
flies over
here
and comes
in and i'll
allow you
to kind of
like latch
onto the
side of this
this cart is
about 10
feet up
so it'll
take you
you're gonna
have to
climb next
turn
exactly
that's my
plan
snag onto
it so you
don't have to
keep running
and stuff
but yeah
the horse
is still
running
and you're
going
heart
but now
that'll be
the end
of your
turn
yeah
talim
you're
riding
across
you're
rushing
towards
him
you see
her
you see
her
now to
surprise
at the
speed
of your
companion
it's now
your go
all right
so um
we needed
to what do
we need to
do to uh
get the
horse to
move normally
so you can
either spend
one action
because you
don't know
how to
none of you
have any
riding skills
or anything
you can
spend an
action to
do a
nature
check to
convince
the horse
to go
to go
where you
want to
or because
I'm doing
a mercy
game master
thing
you can
spend two
actions to
guarantee
like hey
horse go
this way
to make
the horse
move 30
feet
all right
I'm gonna
risk it
and I'm gonna
make the
nature check
I have
absolutely
nothing in
nature
I'm actually
at a
minus one
at the
moment
oh my
god
oh no
hey
soren do you
want to
mention what
command an
animal on
crit checks
crit fails
is
I sure
can so
command an
animal
you issue
an order
to an
animal
attempt a
nature
check
against
the
animal's
will
DC
game master
might adjust
to DC
blah blah blah
not only
fail if the
animal
hostile is
unfriendly to
you
seems to be
alright with
you
pretty much
if you
succeed
the animal
does as
you command
on this
next turn
which is
going to
be on
your turn
failure
the animal
is hesitant
or resistant
and it
does nothing
critical
failure
the animal
misbehaves
or misunderstands
and it
takes some
other action
determined
by the
game master
all right
you rolled
an 11
I rolled
I am
going to
use my
last hero
point to
try and
re-roll
that
I'm
gonna
I'm
gonna
gamble
I'm
gonna
go
big
why not
everyone
clench
let's
see
I'll
take
the 13
it's
better
than
the
unfortunately
it's
will
DC
and which
you all
should
you guys
should
have
access
to
a
stat
block
on
your
little
character
selector
thing
as well
do you
see
it would
be
or
actually
if I
if I
look at
it
yeah
it would
be
so
unfortunately
it does
not do
anything
all
alright
so
you can
try
again
you know
what
I'm
gonna
spin
my
last
two
actions
to
actually
get
to
move
up
the
you said
30 feet
up to
30 feet
you can
see if you
can move
the horse
yourself
highlight
your token
as if
it's
an RTS
game
and then
try to
drag it
over
and if
it doesn't
drag
over
I'll
fix
it
and
there
we
go
or
wait
I don't
think it
did
it's
okay
I'll
get
you
all
right
huh
I dragged
you over
and it
didn't
want to
move
oh
no
there
it goes
there
it goes
it
all
right
sorry
my
CPU is
at 100%
right now
doing all
this stuff
you're perfectly
fine and that
is the end
of my turn
that is all
three
of my
actions
all right
now it's
their turn
you will
see
that Cecilia
will look
back at her
companion
I need a
little bit
of help
here
they're about
to swarm
the card
and you
see that
she's about
to get
her sword
ready
not a
problem
snaps
and you
see that
he will
cast
something
from his
hands
he doesn't
even stand
up for
it
what you
see that
he will
do
is that
he will
oh
my
he will
do
this
he will
how much
will foundry
like this
it'll
like it
it'll
like it
just
fine
so
he will
summon
a
skeletal
soldier
right on
top
of the
cot
if I look
under it
but it's
fine
boop
I'll try
to get it
there you go
well I
try to do
it and then
it like
wigs out
on the
token
hold up
hold up
hold up
I fucked up
I would try
this one
maybe
maybe this
thing's got a
token
I can't believe
the skeleton
soldier was
summoned
and fell
off
yeah
he summons it
it like
crumbles
under the wheels
and dies
oh wait
sorry
wrong guy
and then
instead he
summons a ghoul
like I hate it
when that happens
like damn
and he summons a ghoul
right beside her
and on this turn
it'll have
two actions
because it's a
summoned thing
and it will
step up
to the edge
of the cart
and see you
heart
here to make
it easier
for stuff here
heart you're
on the edge
I'll say this
is the edge
yeah
because he's
gonna
and I'll say
that he was
summoned back
here so he
will spend
an action
to move
up to you
so that's
all fair
so I'm
not screwing
you
the ghoul
will come
up to you
and see you
on the edge
and
it's about
10 feet
so he'll
have to
climb down
to get you
and that's
what he will
do
he'll spend
another action
that's trying
to kind
of grab
on to the
side
you'll see
this ghoul
right above
you open
up its
wide jaw
and then
try to
like
bite
into you
get away
get away
unfortunately
it misses
for him
and that's
the end
of that
thing's
turn
gray
it's your
turn
I'm gonna
try and
do a nature
roll to
convince the
horse to
go further
up
absolutely
you're good
nice and
trained in it
I just
saw a jet
Zorra cast
to summon
skeletal speed
bump
new spell
new spell
skeleton speed
bump
new spell
come on
with your
roll of 22
you're able
to move
to the horse
just fine
so in total
of 30 feet
that way
you move
it up
for 30
feet
that would
have been
nice
aww
shucks
and I'm
going to
declare
still man
about it
our
eye patched
friend
my hunted
prey
and I'm
gonna
aim with my
crossbow
while on this
moving horse
this will go
great
oh
this will go
great
I believe
hey you
hit
yeah
total
nice
and
damage
is
you'll see
that she'll
look down
at Harley
yes
get him
up
you'll see
that she'll
get hit
by your
bolt
full damage
to her
13 points
of damage
rips it
out
and like
throws it
down
and glares
at you
so you
moved up
you fired
this is where
grey
actually
grey
you know
actually winks
at her
grinning
so you
can't reload
because you
had to hunt
prey
for it
so that'd
be the end
of your
turn
beetle
it's not
too late
to just
give us
the cart
and I'd
like to
try
and
pull up
I'd like
to get
a little
closer
if I
can
my god
did
did
did
beelzebub
just pull
up
I'd like
to pull
up
I'll use
I'll use
my
I'll use
nature
and he's
trying to
like
he does
little like
Shakira
Shakira
pops on the
back of the
horse to try
and encourage
it
he's like
yeah
yeah
you know
please
I mean
nice
people would
say that
unfortunately
is not
enough
that's okay
I loaded
my crossbow
so I do
a little
dance
on the
back
of the
horse
after
trying to
tell him
to give us
the cart
and then I
will aim
at god
again
and fire
oh no
wait
no wait
no wait
I aim
at god
and I
devise
a stratagem
yeah
yeah
yeah
yeah
that's right
I mean
you are
following a
lead
and I think
that might
give you
a little bit
more bonuses
I think
you are part
of the thing
you're dealing
with
let me see
I checked
it off
so if it
gives me
any bonus
it will
okay
so that's
a 19
to hit
fire
and it
soars
off
into the
sun
there's
a little
twinkle
and it
comes
down
directly
to the
bird
voice
back
again
right
next
to
Lelya
is what
you hear
yeah
all right
so you
try with
the horse
you
discombobulated
yeah
and then I'm
gonna reload
my crossbow
and it
might turn
all right
all right
so Lelya
will back
up
put her
crossbow
away
and take
out her
her rapier
or she'll
kind of
drop her
crossbow
onto the
thing
and then
take out
her rapier
and then
what she
will do
let's see
what she
will do
is that
she
you'll
begin to
hear her
hum
it's very
beautiful
uh
to your
to your
guys ears
no
she
begins
go
and inspire
courage
no
she's
a
fuck
I
knew
she
was
I
should
have
known
with
the
sleeves
and the
failed attempt
at winking
a dead
get away
give away
heart
it's your
turn
hey
soren
yes
is that
thing
that bit
down
on my
freaking
arm
and
fucking
cracked the
tooth
that thing
is vertical
right
vertically above
you
yes
yeah
nice
I want to
trip it
all right
I want to
see how
how fast
this thing
can meet
the
freaking
street
I want
to trip
it
against
the
reflex
saving
throw
so it's
reflex
DC
that's a
four
no
that ain't
gonna do
it
you can't
even hear
a point
no
I sure
can't
unless
unless
unless
you play
for time
Chad keeps
you blind
but unfortunately
now it's
over
next action
you try
again
yeah my
next action
is to
try again
trip has
the attack
trait
I rolled
the same
freaking
number
yes
so minus
five
so sorry
everyone
no
with my
third
my third
action
that I
will do
is
that I
want
to
fucking
stare
down
this
thing
literally
just stare
it down
and be like
what are you
gonna do
you're gonna
try to
eat a man
with a skin
of clay
and I
want to
intimidate
him
demoralize
that's my
third and
final action
soren
yeah
so I'm
looking at
all the
uh
all the
bits of
odd
I gotta
look up
his uh
will save
I gotta
uh
you
critically
succeed
I
critically
succeed
yes
you
crit
succeed
nice
so it
is
feared
I like how the ghoul's just like uh uh I didn't sign up for this
Talim it's now your turn
all right
all right
so uh
after you know like uh Talim's been shot the the chest and everything you know he's he's pulled up and uh he's okay so do I have to like maintain control of the horse or do I have to do skill checks if I want to move it
well you still to command it again you'll still have to skill check it but from where you're at I normally you have to like actually have some movement to jump but I will allow you here you do fly but to kind of help you out you to help you out as it goes you can just glide down to grab onto the end of that cart
actually not going to jump I will let the horse maintain its current speed and position
and what Talim will actually do is he will pull a hand back
he will make it into a claw-like gesture
and his eyes will flare with magical power
as he thrusts it forward
and he says
bleed
and
specters
welding daggers
will issue forth in like almost a tendril-like formation
in a 30-foot line in front of him because I'm
I'm cast
I'm casting
grim tendrils
nice
yeah go and put down the cone
put in the middle of your token there
and you can hold shift to rotate it
okay
if you need help I can do it for you
yeah
I'm gonna need help with it because I can't figure out
all right so where I'm gonna click cast and grim tendrils here
there'll be a little place 30-foot line
so it's a line
I'm gonna put in the center of your thing and
bam
I see it go it hits her and calf
and whoo see the cool spell effects
uh so now what I need to do
is I click on both of these guys
and I click for their fortitude saves
oh no one needed to have a plus one to it
but it won't matter
um
because they both need to make a 17 fortitude save
and
so
so
so
so
so
so
so
so
so
so
so
so
so
so
so
so
so
so
so
so
so
so
so
he rolled a 12
it would be plus one to inspire courage
um
so basically what your grim tendril spell does
if they succeed the damage
the creature takes half the negative damage
and no persistent bleed damage
go ahead and roll me the damage button
all right
so we press that damage button
all right so they
she'll only take two
but
calf failed
and so what happens there
failure the creature takes full damage
uh
and also take the persistent bleed damage
so
he
will
take
the full on
damage
or sorry
she only
should take one
whatever
god damn it
hold up
fuck it up here
oh you're fine
oh no wait
I don't have any hero points
ah
oh no
you can't hero point damage anyways
no
unfortunately not
uh
but he will take the full
two damage
and he will take the persistent bleed
damage there
and they'll auto apply
thanks foundry uh
pathfinder devs
for making that a lot easier for us
that just auto applies the bleed
and will auto do it itself
so yeah
as you go
whoosh
you're pretty much a grim tendril
has been coming
ah
calf what is this
he's a mage
and then we'll begin to
try to like
try to sloth it off
but they do not have any success
and if i remember right
okay i got all right
did your spell right
all right
yeah
so there's two actions
to do that
i got one action left
okay i need to
check
i can only
i can only enter
into arcane cascade
if i
use a spell strike
right
or
i don't know
because this is the first time
i've just cast a spell
just
after you cast a spell
your most recent action
to cast a spell
or make a spell strike
so you can enter
i will skin my last action
to enter into arcane cascade
as
hell yeah
uh
talim will continue to channel
the necromantic energies
uh through him
actually go ahead
and put that buff on you
and now
it'll be calf's turn
our avian friend here
and then
what he will do
is that he'll try to
turn over to the side
and
let's see
eeny meeny miny mo
he's gonna go
oh
didn't mean to roll that
my bad
he's gonna look at gray
oh damn it
and fire
because he's just
turning off to the side
he can't turn completely behind
because that's where
Talim and Hardez
he sees you and going
ah
and cast
magic missile
no
all three actions
oh no
oh my god
he'll only do
he'll only do two actions
because he has to
uh
deal with his summon
so pew pew pew
two two two
and that automatically hits
so three
four damage to you gray
ow
and now that he's making sure
he's sustaining his summon
the ghoul
even though it is Friday
he's like
he'll still try
to bite at you
heart
kind of suspending
over there
it's a
it's a weird
it's like
ah
he'll try to bite
into you
heart
misses
and will try to
follow up
by clawing at you
natural one
natural one
on the ghoul's roll
gray it's your turn
i'm gonna maintain my speed
for now
he takes one bleed damage
and he's gonna recover
from the bleed
sorry my bad
and he fails to recover
he crit fails to recover
so you're good
oh your turn gray
my bad
all good
uh
my first stack
on my hunt of prey
uh
so i gotta reload
um
and then i will
strike with the crossbow
uh
again
at uh
to lillia
and i'm gonna
throw
oh god
everything's lagging out
for me now
oh
oh yeah
if it's being super laggy
just refresh frowndery
you'll hopefully get back to you
i did
yeah that's what
that's what i did
let me
let me turn off
inspire courage here
because sometimes
that lags people out
uh
but i do have
one final
hero point
you do
you do
i'm going to re-roll
using my hero point
get it grandma
oh yeah
i mean sorry
that is a
at the head
do it
roll me some damage
damage
bam
that's a total of 9
damage
after that
i'll get that for you
you bipedal dog
you can try
and i'm gonna reload
awesome
beetle
heehoo
device stratagem
i point at god
you crits
i close my eyes
and i fire
the third bolt
aimed at birdman's back
seven points
right next to the
two other bolts
did you roll crit
damage
oh my bad
my bad
that was the regular
damage
yeah yeah
you're right
i am critting
18 baby
woo
oh you see
that bolt
comes up
beetle
the scene
right into the sky
it glints
even though it's
kind of dark outside
one final
it glints
because a single
firefly
like flies past
it just
and you see
that lands on it
for one second
yeah yeah yeah
and you see
calf just kind of
slump over
and the body
just rolls
there it goes
goodbye
and disappears
in the street
you want to spend
your reaction to
spit at him
no
beetle's not bm
okay
no no no
beetle's not like
the xbox lobby
kid
no no no
he just kind of
and steers the
horse away from
the bird man
as he topples
nobody's driving
the car
you can hop on it
and stop the horses
he's gonna reload
and oh is that
is that only two
turns
do i have one more
turn
so um
someone pointed
this out to me
but i i told
people that we
we mix it
together
just for
the ordeal
um
so when you
divide the
stratagem
it actually
takes an
action
and what
it describes
it says
you choose
a creature
you can see
and roll
a d20
if you strike
the chosen
creature
later this
round
you must use
the result
of the roll
you made
it divides
the stratagem
for your
strike's
attack roll
so technically
you use one
action to like
roll the d20
so normally
i just kind of
combine them
sometimes
and i keep
forgetting that
it would take
two actions
to do it
i'll do better
to remember it
i'll put it
in my google doc
it's okay
it was also
part of my job
to also remember
it
don't worry about it
you are the
you are the
you are the
sick boy
yeah so
which we've been
forgetting for most
of the campaign
because someone
pointed that out
to me i'm like
oh yeah
like to my
stratagem
and action
and then
i mean that's
on me too
for not reading
it right
you both
are sick
for a week
so normally
normally in found
you have to say
if you're gonna
hit someone
just do
the say you did
it and the attack
at the same time
because you're just
you're doing it
together for that
reason
you freaking got it
that's my turn
but you can do it
in so many different
ways so we keep
forgetting
sorry everybody
sorry
yeah we'll be
messing up all the
time but i keep
remembering
so lelia
so i will turn
around
and turn
around see
see that you
just killed
her companion
and she will
turn to all
of you
you suck at me
and let's
i'm not
dm
i'm not like
xbox kid
okay that was
out of character
that was out of
character
and it's like
i hate
it's like i can
go
yeah everyone
you love is
dead
nobody likes
you now
bitch
and you see
that she will
kind of go
into a rage
oh
and
kind of
and kind of
like
she'll go
she'll uh
she sees that
she's getting
fired at with
a bunch of
crossbow bolts
uh but
she'll kind
of
kind of
she'll start
to hem to
herself and
she will cast
soothe
and that
will heal
her
for 13
points
put the
soothe
effect on
her
we'll take
two actions
and she
can't really
quite do
much right
now
uh because
she dropped
her crossbow
and stuff
like that
but she
will now
wait
nice
hearts now
your turn
i'll climb
up the
this piece
now that
the stinky
man is
gone
so uh
place me
where you
think i
should be
now that
i have
climbed up
the cart
yeah
so i'll
i'll have
you be
up to
you can
either be
up to
here
yeah so
here you'll
be on
cart
yeah
cool
and so
he gets
up
and he
points
at
at
Celia
and goes
you stole
this
you have
an option
right now
and that's
to jump
off
and then
heart
she spits
at you
okay
cool
okay
okay
heart will
if she
if she spits
at him
he won't
move
he will
just stand
there
and take
it
and he
stares
back at
her
your choice
and then
i want
to flurry
of blows
this person
that's my
final act
okay
that's a
natural
twirl
oh my
god
this woman
is about
to become
paste
i rolled a
one
but it's
still
and then
my next
attack
yeah
that's a
that's still
a hit
you hit
just
barely
and i
hit for
total
damage
from
from
both
of these
attacks
as
hard
as hard
shrugs
and goes
suit
yourself
and then
he just
clocks her
twice
across
the face
just
she says
no words
he's
he rage
in her
eyes
like teeth
are falling
out and
stuff
and she's
just getting
destroyed
to lean
is your
is your
time
all right
so you
said that
i can
your fingers
should be
off by
now
sorry
so that i
can jump
the gap
right
or float
the gap
or i
don't
yeah you
can float
the gap
i'll allow
you to
because you're
a ghost
this is part
of your
special stuff
you're able
to over
all right
so do you
need me to
roll anything
for that
or i just
you can just
float on through
because of how
kind of like
you fly through
and stuff like
that and your
speed you would
be fast enough
to kind of like
go
try to get up
there
you're gonna
have to spend
some actions
to climb up
though
that's fine
um so i
will actually
uh you know
use that action
to dismount
and um
get over
to the cart
and then i
will use
uh an action
to climb up
it
yes
and once
that is done
uh he will
be up on
the cart
and he will
uh lash
out with
his uh
with his
whip sword
from uh
10 feet away
all right
let's see it
he will
target her
and then i
will strike
with a
plus eight
i do have
arcane cascade
going
uh it's a
total of 20
for the hit
and then i
roll the
damage
and it
has got an
additional plus
one negative
energy on it
for a total of
nine damage
from that strike
you deal
nine points
of damage
to her
she looks
very messed
up
and uh
as the lean
hops up
the cart
and lashes
out on her
it's like
there's no honor
among these
you should know
there is no
mercy either
she kind of
spits out
blood and
looks over
to you
and goes
like i'd
rather die
i'd rather
die then
there's a
horror that
would await
me even
after i'm
even after
you're done
with me
it'd be
the worst
i'd rather
die here
and she
has her
rapier
and she's
trying to
do her best
to kind of
like clash
against your
blade but
you're way
too skillful
you're going
past all her
defenses
she's too
messed up
and that
is the
end of
my turn
that's all
three of
my actions
jump off
climb up
attack
great the
target
decided
target
decided
oh
do it
oh
do it
now
strike
roll
that's a
hit
total of
roll
damage
all three
yeah
finish
with that
last ball
just
she basically
tumbles
back
and falls
off
and basically
will fall
down
and along
the road
as you guys
are traveling
along
as another
corpse
just to be
laden on
this path
but the
cart's still
going
no one's
driving
who's driving
the place
i'll say the
encounter's now
done
but we're still
kind of an
initiative
gray you just
did you just
fired you got
two actions
left
i'm gonna
uh
oh my god
where is it
i'm gonna use
a nature check
to get the horse
to go forward
and try and get
on the cart
all right
go and roll
me one
rolling
that's a
seven
it does not
listen to
beetle
horse is like
i want to go
home
me too
horse
me too
okay so
beetle's gonna
put his crossbow
away and then
grab the reins
and pull out
his trusty crowbar
with rations
tied to the end
and he's gonna
try to get
the horse
to get closer
to the cart
i'll use nature
for this i guess
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
that's a
that one
oh
oh
that's a
that one
we're just
we saved them
all for the end
god damn it
saved them all
for the end
beetle just like
slide sideways
and falls off
the horse
and you
and you
just
it's a complication
so i'm going to
use this complication
from one of our
patron members
called mechanicus
inept
if you also
if you two want to
submit your own
complication to see
what horrors you can
do to our players
if they roll a
natural one
it's patreon.com
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let me highlight
this so thurston
thanks patrons
it is called
what are you
and you see
an enemy
sees a glimpse
of a player's
character
brought in response
to nature
causing him to
come
stunned for a round
i'm going to
change this a little
bit this
this for some
reasons just
just for an
enemy
so we
these are for
players so i'm
going to manipulate
this a little bit
by changing it to
where because
basically what
they're saying
is that you're
stunned for a round
i'm going to say
the bodies that
you're just seeing
crumpling down
on the road
and stuff like
that were just
horrific looking
and as they just
crumpling
you are stunned
for one round
and what stunned
means that you
practically just
lose a turn
not a turn
but lose one
action
yeah
i have an
existential moment
with myself
in this horse
yes
so that was
one action
now you're
stunned
you have one
action left
oh boy
i tried to
move the
horse forward
again
let's see
another natural
one
i jingled the
ration
of 14
it's not
enough
that's one
below
all right
remember
you gotta
stop the
cart
you could just
use two
actions to
succeed
you just
make a
move
remember
you forgot
didn't you
i am packing
peanut
bread
i'm sick
i'm sick
hard it's
your turn
nicely done
talim and he
tries to like
do the
do the
predator
handshake with
talim
but talim is
a ghost
oh my god
get the
cart
and
and then he
goes
haha
someone should
stop this
cart
talim just
like
looks at
the hand
looks at
like
looks at
hard he's
like somebody
should stop
this cart
and he's
just like
he kind of
nods his head
to the side
towards the
front of the
cart
like
yeah
he looks
over at
the front
of the
cart
who's driving
the cart
please
he runs
he runs
over
drops down
to the
seat
and he
wants to
just
crush
the part
that
holds
onto
the
horses
like
the
wooden
bar
that
makes
them
to the
horses
okay
i i
want to
destroy
how are we
gonna get
the cart
back
to
the
horses
i'll pull
it
don't worry
i hate
it here
so you want
to destroy
the thing
that's holding
the reins
so the
horses
just keep
going
you know
did you ever
think that
they were
holix horses
not
anymore
i guess
you didn't
all right
you all
roll me
a athletics
check
okay cool
so uh
soren
um
hearts
horrible
with animals
as you
just saw
but i'm
really good
at crushing
things
so i rolled
a 29
you know
that you
know that
meme or
that image
where the
guy like
brings up
his finger
like say
something
that stops
and thinks
and then
brings it
up again
and then
that's
to lean
on the
back
things
again
so
here's
what
happens
yeah
combat
has
ended
yes
there's a lot
of exciting
things happen
heart this
this is what
occurs
you go
you basically
smash into
that thing
that thing
also
also controls
the front
axis of
this carriage
which also
helps out
with the
wheels
he doesn't
know that
so you
have destroyed
that
and so
the wheels
become
also
disconnected
the horses
are now
free
still connected
to the beams
of the wooden
part of it
so the horses
rush off
they're now
disconnected
and the carriage
violently
and then
violently
stops
and then
what did
you do
that for
Zoran
I have a
question
yes
are ghosts
affected
by momentum
you
fling
off
the front
Talim
at the
sudden
stop
parts
of the
carriage
are
destroyed
as
pieces
fall
out
of the
front
everyone
everyone
is able
to stop
their
horses
in time
I understand
the horses
are running
on a
on a
still
background
I get
it
and
and with
that
you guys
you as
the heroes
now look
at a cart
with a bunch
of stuff
just kind
of spilled
out
and what
you also
see
when you
guys kind
of inspect
it and
open up
the back
is that
there's a
giant
sunflower
in the
back
with broken
bottles and
things and
it looks a
little bit
bruised up
I'm sorry
guys I
didn't know
how to
stop it
and that
as the
cart violently
stops
Talim
goes flying
and the
only thing
as he
goes flying
past
Hart
on the
front
of the
cart
is
I'm
flying
through
the
air
right
now
and
this
is
not
good
and
with
that
that
is
how
we're
going
to
end
it
today
thank you
for
the
session
I had
so much
fun
that
chase
thing
was
so
cool
it was
very
cool
it was
super
cool
there
was
it
was
high
for
spots
yeah
sorry
I'm all
tired
I just
saw
I just
saw
wreck
dude
is just
like
Talim
is going
to be
was like
so
no
is
Jay
Sharpton
is like
so Talim
is going
to give
the recap
next time
Talim
is flying
through the
air
so you
may be
wondering
how I
got
you
everyone
did
absolutely
wonderful
sorry
if I
can
do
a
detailed
outro
here
on the
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again
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