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If you're looking for a show with some down to earth people as they talk about some of their favorite nerd/pop culture topics, then look no further. Join the crew over at QoN as they talk movies, video games, and table top gaming! This a no gatekeeping zone so whether you're new to a particular IP, or resident expert on it, you're welcome here. Remember, always "Keep Your Crown Straight!"
Hello, and welcome to the Queen's of Nerdom podcast. I am Tay, and I play Melody in our first RPG or role playing game. This is not a Dungeons and Dragons, but a homebrew game created by our very own doctor Awesome, aka Eric, who is our game master. This takes place in the world of Sariva, and we are currently playing act 1 fallen star. Stay tuned to hear what other mysteries lie ahead in the city for our poor unfortunate souls.
Melody (Tay):Real quick. Did we already do shots and a message? Oh, I
Dolion (Willie):need to get my shot.
Melody (Tay):Hold on. We have not done these shots.
Dolion (Willie):You know, let me get a shot
Melody (Tay):instead of just Swig. Swig scout.
Mara (Jenn):I'll do
Dolion (Willie):that. I'll do that.
Mara (Jenn):Swig scout.
Melody (Tay):Just swig it just a little bit. Everything's a song in my head. Sorry.
Mara (Jenn):No. You're fine. Actually, it's really helpful when you have autistic children.
Dolion (Willie):What's that? Make everything a song?
Melody (Tay):Oh, yeah. Make everything a song and they wanna do it.
Dolion (Willie):It's that a
Mara (Jenn):I have.
Dolion (Willie):It's easier to remember stuff and, you know
Melody (Tay):Yeah. Makes it fun.
Dolion (Willie):Cognitive too. A lot of Right.
Melody (Tay):Got me
Mara (Jenn):from nursing school too.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):More of this, blue chair.
Mara (Jenn):I made a song about everything.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):I just pulled it out my teeth. It worked. So I was like, alright.
Mara (Jenn):Did you? Are you serious? Oh my god. You're a savage.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Well, you know, we're talking about pirates.
Dolion (Willie):House of pirates over there. Dinner things.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):To friends and a good time. Bonzai.
Melody (Tay):Cheers. Bonzai.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Rum.
Mara (Jenn):Down to my belly.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Rum, rum, rum. Catch. Okay. Alright. So last time, our heroes were together.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):We were still in the city of Ballenforth, but developments came about. Dolion was looking to find his son. You know, as as you guys could tell, things were building up. Like, you knew some sort of huge battle was on the way. Of course, Dolion didn't know how huge of a battle was on the way until, everything kinda blew up in everyone's face there for for lack of a better explanation.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):So you guys saw the buildup happening, but until, Mara and Melody and Jer ended up going on a side, little side quest to go to the library and ended up outside of the castle. Then they noticed by accident, they came across all the imperial reinforcements were were slain in the on a nearby road, so the city wasn't gonna get any help. They also noticed that the monster board had broken off into 4 or 5 groups that had totally surrounded the city, not just on that one side. So things were a lot worse than what it appeared from within the city walls, but there was no way to get word back to Machitis or Dolion inside the city. They did end up getting back into the city with the help of some, Hytherian, nomads, a bunch of raiders that were camped out in just south of, Thorn steps.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):So they ended up near there. They ran to the these Hyperians. The Hyperians agreed to go back into the city as a favor to the duchess to try to help get the duchess duchess out of the city because they still respected her especially because their time when her the duke was still around and fought against them, they were they were always honorable. So the iotherium, clans, they still respected them and they didn't think it was fair that they get wiped out just because the imperial alliances failures. So they get back into the city all this time.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):The only I'm trying to find,
Melody (Tay):for personal reasons for myself, because I found the, my mother or what I thought was my mother.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):But it was a man. No. That's right.
Melody (Tay):I know it was. Last name.
Dolion (Willie):Are we in Bangkok?
Melody (Tay):What is going on over here? No. All these years, I've
Dr. Awesome (Eric):been hiding a secret. I got something to tell you.
Melody (Tay):He's like,
Dr. Awesome (Eric):you know me as mom, but you have these hairy balls. So, yeah. So That
Mara (Jenn):boy was me.
Melody (Tay):Oh, I can take this off the screen if you want. Sorry.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Oh, it doesn't matter. Yeah. If you wanna put up the map, it does just for reference. Yeah. So it was a good idea you were telling them where you guys had been.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):So, needless to say, this during this period, of all the things you guys were doing, Dolion would've been in the city when the attacks started. So, you saw the you saw the use of firearms a lot, and it and it and it definitely helped as a force multiplier, but the problem was, the reinforcements that were supposed to come had the majority of, like, artillery kind of stuff, like cannons and whatnot and mortars. So, just the riflemen that were there did their best, but while you were looking for a good way to get out of the city without running into, like, hordes and hordes of monsters to fight, So, basically, you were looking, a, I can go underground and through those tunnels that we rent went through before, I know it dumps out into the river. So but when that when that came up, you got down there and you noticed that's how the Knowles and the, Arlorn and everything decided they were gonna get into the city. So when you got down to look into the the under the cathedral, Dolion noticed, hey.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):The monsters thought of this idea too to come into the city. So barring passing the entire army, you went back out. The battle went on for a while. You guys were gone for about a day and a half. So in that time, you're all it boiled down to Dolion's only option was to get up to, like, one of the walls, wait for a a lull in the battle, and try to just scale off the side down and then kinda book it as it got dark.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Bad thing is the horde can see in the dark mostly most monsters have a very good ability to see in the dark so but you were kind of out of options. You can't go out the gates because that's where most of the main battle's happening. The underground was not an option. You you don't know how to fly. So this was about where you had it.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):So at this point is when the met the the, you heard a virus. Alright? While you're on the wall. Yep. You though are, you know, seeing that.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):1, you you attribute a lot of that to just being exhausted. It's been a day and a half you haven't been able to sleep at all. 1, your fear of the son you've never met, you know, or you haven't really spent any time seen since you've been here, can die in this battle. And 2, you've been you know, you guys have been fighting all sorts of crap and getting very little rest. So you could have attribute, like, am I hearing things, seeing things?
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Do I just need rest? Meanwhile, Mara, Melody, Jer, and some others are in a a safe house. And, Melody, you have your choice to be made.
Melody (Tay):Yes. And I am oh, this is not what I wanna be doing here. I will I can move it over here because this is this is where we're at right now. Right?
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Yeah. I can bring it up. I'll I'll I'll bring up the other Rum?
Melody (Tay):No. Got you.
Dolion (Willie):Fuck. Rum. Halloween? What?
Melody (Tay):My decision is that I will be, halving my EPMP for 2 days.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Okay.
Melody (Tay):Alright. Old dolby on over.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Good call because at this point, you know, like I said, it was gonna be Dolion trying to book it through the through the night and hopefully pass by a bunch of creatures who see naturally in the night. So it's, yeah, he's got skills to be stealth, but it kinda takes away part of his, his, ability to get past them. So, anyway, while you're standing on the walls looking to possibly jump over some cross river, go through to the forest, Do you feel this, like the hairs start to raise on your skin and stuff? And immediately at first, you're like, oh, maybe it's someone's about to attack. So you're like looking all over the place and you notice that, it appears to be, light blue electricity jumping on your body.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):And then Yes. Boom. In a in a crack like thunder, you're gone. Okay? The only thing you see is it kinda looks like, almost like the Saturday morning cartoons.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Remember that little tunnel thing where it's like light and you just kinda, whoo, and it went on and then, you know, we'll be back in a moment. But it's like that, and then, bam, you're in the middle of the forest. Okay? It's super dark. You're in the middle of the forest.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):You're like, immediately, of course, you're, you know, checking to make sure you're you're not, like, a whole horde of monsters behind you. So you're, like, spinning around, checking my back, looking around. You do see what appears to be some sort of firelight, could be a campfire, could be lanterns, maybe, you know, a football field or 2 ahead of you. So Yeah. You don't notice any other activity in the area.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Sounds I mean, battle sounds are off to your to your right. Your guess is a couple miles off. So, you should you're pretty much alone in a, in a dark dark wood.
Melody (Tay):Mhmm.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):So that's where we're at now. Do you wanna make your way towards the campfires? Or
Dolion (Willie):I will approach the campfire, but obviously I'm trying to stick to the shadows because, that that's a very weird way to, you know, leave one place and end up in another place kinda hard.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):So It's like, I don't even know who called me.
Melody (Tay):I don't
Dr. Awesome (Eric):know her dropping here.
Dolion (Willie):So This has never happened before.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Hopefully, it's not old Snatch sitting there waiting to make a deal. Like, alright. Bring the devil. I'm the devil, and I got a plan. Devil.
Mara (Jenn):Awesome. To the devil.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Alright. So you guys are in that that safe house right now. I'm gonna have to send you guys the new updated, MPC list, which I'll email to you, all 3 of you here shortly. But, like I said, you got some of them you'll you'll still have on your, your information, but you got sir Gideon there, Raelina Creighton, who now that her mother and father are gone is basically she's duchess Creighton. So I should probably update that as her actual rank.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Okay. So, you got an old, I mean, like, older than Gideon, old, soldier there. All of them are from the old alliance. Okay? So they basically beelined it here to try to keep Ralina safe as a as a, you know, in honor of their their duties to the duchess and the duke from before and to the king and the whole former Serenity Alliance.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):So, I'll send you their information so you guys have that. The one thing that you guys have all been talking or you guys have kind of been resting. You, Melody, Mara, Jer have been resting because you guys went through a bunch of stuff in a short period of time in a day and half. I mean, you traveled across a good third of this map back and forth. So exhaustion is is there, but at at least here you got a hot fire.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):You guys have blankets. You can get clean your clothes. You know, use use, this time to kind of freshen yourself up, get some rest in, attend any wounds that you might have. I know Jer had a couple from his encounter, so did Melody, with the Obsidian Knights because they were a lot more formidable than most of the event, fighters you've come across before. They were actually using skills back at you, which is shows that their their level of elite a little bit higher than the normal soldier you come across.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Normal soldier may have 1 or 2 skills, you know what I mean, at best, But these guys are cracking out skills that, you know, were knocking you guys down, and, I mean, even stood up to heavy attacks from, Genjiro. So, plus, you guys were able to see, one of Genjiro's abilities that was used in the city, which was pretty powerful. So in in that, if he if he hit them hit those knights and they were still up and at them and fighting, they're pretty tough.
Melody (Tay):Dolion, he turned into an iron dragon.
Dolion (Willie):Me?
Melody (Tay):No. No. Gengjiro. Gengjiro turning to an actual dragon.
Dolion (Willie):That's that's a that's about this. Dolion turned it. Turn it
Melody (Tay):into fire jack. Dolion? I didn't
Mara (Jenn):know. No. Dolion, he he turned into, Genjiro actually.
Melody (Tay):He turned into an actual dragon.
Dolion (Willie):Wow. And that still wasn't enough,
Melody (Tay):I mean, he was tossing dudes too. Okay. Trying to protect Melody. He saved my life.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):That's my dad. Guy. So you guys are getting rest, and Jiro's unconscious. Obviously, like he told you before, it's a trick he could do. It's not something he could do all the time.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):So he needed to rest. Jared took some pretty bad, sword wounds. He even got stabbed in the chest if y'all remember right Mhmm. Pretty well. So, he's he's definitely out and resting.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):The knights all keep coming back and forth and they're they're they Raylena is doing her own thing, basically mourning the loss of her mother close to the fireplace. They keep talking because they know what Raylena wants to do. You guys have heard what Raylena wants to do. Rilina feels that if the old alliance was still there, and her father or her mother was in charge and, you know, the knights and stuff of the old alliance are still around. This wouldn't ever happen to her people.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):You know? And all those innocent lives that are lost and stuff are because the imperial alliance doesn't really seem to give a shit. You know? So let's say this this battle and siege in the city only takes a couple, you know, let's say it takes a couple thousand before the the you guys saw the Obsidian order arrive with their airships and kinda end the battle. Right?
Dr. Awesome (Eric):But for that day the battle was going on, you know that at least a 1,000, maybe more people probably died in just being collateral damage. So there's a lot of wise that you guys, you know, have to you guys came across all those dead reinforcements. It was obvious that they were killed by the airships, which make no sense. So the airships killed the reinforcements then show up later and save the city. So that was kinda like but now if you think about it, there's nobody at the city to oppose them from saying, hey.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):We're gonna take charge and protect the city. So remember way back in the beginning when we first started talking, the town crier, which Melody went up to, had mentioned talks of areas that the Obsidian Order have kind of annexed. They've cities and stuff, they've come along and just, hey. We'll defend you and we'll help you, you know, protect yourselves. You guys may have just witnessed them take over Balanford, not by attacking the people or anything like that.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):They came in and saved the situation, but now they're there to stay. So, Dolan, you're coming pretty close to the area. You haven't you haven't seen anything stand out. Nothing like traps or anything in the area. You do think that this is a very difficult location to find.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):So this house is hidden on purpose. You notice plants and so forth. As you're close enough to view the the cabin, they've situated it to where the trees and everything, if you were just going through the the forest on the main road or trying to take one of the main trails, you would have never noticed this place. So it is a, a well hidden cabin. Off to the right, though, where you heard that battle noise about a mile off, you do sense motion.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):And, you guys in the cabin, you're, made aware by, I'm gonna give you their stuff here in a second. But, the old the older the older stocky guy, stocky being a nice way to say that he's overweight, he says there's a there's a group of individuals off to the, okay. So you guys are here. The battle that Dollyon is hearing is off in this direction. So somewhere out here is where that battle sound is going.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):You guys would be closer to this this area, right underneath the h and this tomato. This This tomato right here is your guys' home. There you go. So you guys are in this area. Here's, you know, battle off to that way, but dolion, you came through here, just off from you right here is motion of a group of people.
Mara (Jenn):You said we hear it?
Dr. Awesome (Eric):The older guy, Winters, tells you guys that there's a there's a group of individuals moving towards this place. They're within a, within, 50 meters of the cabin. So they How much do you putting out the fireplace.
Mara (Jenn):Come with me. Let's meet them outside winters. Okay.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Alright. Gideon says, do we wanna draw a tent do we wanna draw a battle here?
Mara (Jenn):Do I Do we I don't want to draw a battle, but I would rather meet them outside than be stuck in the cabin.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Okay. Are we all agreed on that then?
Melody (Tay):Yeah. Do we do we know, like, who's coming? Like, does the old guy, old Winters know? Okay.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):No. He says I just I just I was on top of the, cabin watching, looking out, and I noticed that there there's a I
Melody (Tay):was there washing a dish.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Yeah. I was washing a dish.
Mara (Jenn):You were washing a dish?
Melody (Tay):I was in my basement.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Yeah.
Melody (Tay):I will also go out but stay kind of closer to the cabin as I'm, not as much EPMP. So I'm just kinda like staying back, to watch what occurs.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Okay.
Mara (Jenn):I will cast, Crimson Firebats, but in the essence of for lights. Okay.
Melody (Tay):Alright.
Mara (Jenn):K. I did it like a mofo.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Okay. No problems there. Dolion, you obviously see the crimson fire bats. That's something very familiar to you come come out from the front area of the cabin, kind of illuminating a small pond just outside the cabin. And, you see a few figures that have exited the cabin.
Melody (Tay):So,
Dolion (Willie):I'm not going to approach him head on. I do know that that's kinda Mara's signature move, but it's her, and I I'm guessing I could recognize, you know, the the the silhouette of Melody leaving it as well, but I don't know, And kenjero, if he's still rolling with him. But the 2 people that you mentioned, I guess Winters and Gideon, I don't know them. So, you know, I'll I'll just Yeah. Follow them, but I'm not meeting them head on.
Dolion (Willie):You know? Okay. What's going on.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Alright. So you kinda, like, wanna strafe that position so you can kinda keep eyes on it?
Dolion (Willie):Yeah.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Okay. So you're kinda getting around a little pond area. Like I said, there's a lot of foliage that's been left in on purpose to block the cabin. When you're doing that, the light that Mara has released with the crimson fire bats, all of you could see is a group of about, you know, a handful of people coming through the forest that are are trying to sneak by is what you see this this group right, you know, right here. They're trying to sneak on by.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):They don't even probably notice the cabin yet because the way the trees are, plus the fire has been put out inside the cabin. The light goes up though and you do hear a grunt from the group. And then so you hear a grunt from the group, and one of the, possible 5 or 6 people goes darting off, like, further towards the west, but you know that they're flanking. They're coming around. But it's fast.
Melody (Tay):Can I, please go ahead?
Dr. Awesome (Eric):It's fast like Dolion faster, possibly faster.
Melody (Tay):I'm gonna summon animal.
Dolion (Willie):Impossible.
Mara (Jenn):So this is a large fort. What?
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Why does that keep Master's evasion. Impossible.
Dolion (Willie):I'm the combination lock. It's the vault of justice out here.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Okay. Can I
Melody (Tay):ask tomorrow, like, what she's doing with summoning in a summoning in summoning an animal?
Mara (Jenn):This is a large forest. I'm hoping that there are dire creatures in here.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Alright. Go ahead and roll your chance to summon.
Dolion (Willie):Dire wolf, maybe?
Melody (Tay):I got a 39.
Dolion (Willie):Alright.
Mara (Jenn):That's what
Melody (Tay):I'm hoping.
Mara (Jenn):What's that? Is there
Melody (Tay):any, higher level creatures or high intelligence creatures
Dr. Awesome (Eric):that are buried? Lot of creatures. Of course, you're deep in the forest. From the lowly worm
Melody (Tay):I'm gonna ask
Dr. Awesome (Eric):the worms. Up to yeah. I know. All the way up to, who initially responds to you saying in a not speaking, but in in sharing to you an emotion and an image of watching Ballenforth and the nearby battle going on and all the fires and stuff shares an image to you and the emotion of, not necessarily sadness, but disappointment. But it seems to be from very high up.
Mara (Jenn):I, I reflect that disappointment and sadness, and I show them the cabin where I'm at.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Alright. It looks down towards the cabin and
Mara (Jenn):I was gonna do the backup music.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):That was perfect. That was the perfect,
Mara (Jenn):Was it? Thanks, babe. I can't beatbox. Wait, can you beatbox, Willy? Beat beat beatbox something.
Mara (Jenn):Can you do it? I can't do it.
Dolion (Willie):I wanna have I
Melody (Tay):can do the boots. Beatbox.
Mara (Jenn):I can do the boots and pants.
Melody (Tay):She's skipping for you.
Mara (Jenn):Dude, is that Blade? I would just went back to Blade from
Dolion (Willie):Blade, rave scene. The video. The
Dr. Awesome (Eric):rave scene. Yes.
Melody (Tay):And they're like, he's
Dolion (Willie):Warren Cockrell. Are you talking Oh, my friend? Is it is it is that the animal you're talking to or you don't know? You just know it's a aerial creature.
Mara (Jenn):I just I know it's an aerial creature at
Melody (Tay):this point. I'm just looking for a I'm phoning a friend.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Could have been a pirate
Dolion (Willie):if, somebody didn't kill it, but you know. Oh,
Dr. Awesome (Eric):shots fired.
Mara (Jenn):There are
Melody (Tay):more than one Wyren out here in the forest, the forestry. Okay?
Dr. Awesome (Eric):It's not the only wyren.
Mara (Jenn):The same thing as killing a squirrel. Okay.
Dolion (Willie):Invade wyren state.
Melody (Tay):How many people have you decapitated again?
Dolion (Willie):Those people are trying to keep it. You're welcome.
Mara (Jenn):But they were all bad.
Melody (Tay):Good not bad.
Dolion (Willie):Mara didn't wanna talk to them, so obviously they weren't nice. So there's that.
Melody (Tay):At least I didn't set them
Mara (Jenn):on fire and, like, melt them. Okay?
Melody (Tay):I'm I'm moving up in the world.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):That's not the image.
Melody (Tay):Acid blast? Hey. How you doing?
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Okay. Why is it?
Melody (Tay):It's it's Pepe Lechu
Mara (Jenn):was a soldier.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):It's just sharing whatever it wants, apparently. It doesn't care what I wanna share.
Mara (Jenn):You can Like You can Hey.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Have a But there it is.
Mara (Jenn):That's what's flying shit.
Melody (Tay):Is it? No one else going to. I just
Dolion (Willie):see I just see the No. So stop stop sharing this screen.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):That's not even up anymore. Stop sharing and then reshare it again. Yeah.
Mara (Jenn):It's okay. Sorry.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Technical difficulties.
Melody (Tay):You're fine. It's okay.
Mara (Jenn):I was in the car.
Dolion (Willie):That's what's wrong.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Okay.
Melody (Tay):And you were like I
Mara (Jenn):was like,
Melody (Tay):and I was in the car. So Oh, shit.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):That's what it shows you from above as circling your cabin.
Dolion (Willie):It's coming to
Mara (Jenn):us. Fuck. Okay. Change of plans.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):And it's a let me I can give you a description.
Mara (Jenn):No. I don't need
Dr. Awesome (Eric):a description. 6 foot 8, 7 foot tall.
Melody (Tay):Fuck.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Fuck. Moving very fast, very, very fast.
Dolion (Willie):It's Lebron James.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Yes. That is his name. Yeah.
Mara (Jenn):Oh, okay. I'll I'll draw my my sword in one hand, and then I'll draw my wand in the other, And then I will cast a seismic strike to the ground in the direction of that thing.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Alright. Okay. So you seismic strike the ground in that direction. There's a sphere that's launched into the sky from your right, Dolion, probably about 20, 30 meters from you. It's launched into the sky and it and it's like a flare.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):It explodes in a brilliant bright light. When you do seismic strike, it goes towards that, this guy, and he leaps up and he blocks. And you notice that the he doesn't take the magic damage. Then he pushes off a tree, and he can jump. So he controlled jump, which is kinda like, the way to understand that is they can kind of jump off air.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):If you've ever seen, like, Shaolin
Mara (Jenn):bumps, seems
Dr. Awesome (Eric):like they're jumping off the air.
Melody (Tay):Yeah.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Well, he he pushes off the tree when he first jumps, and then he jumps again. And he lands on the cabin behind you and Winters and, whoever. Alright? Now he lets out a roar. You gotta roll your magic resistance.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Dolion, you'll have roll the same. You're underneath him and kinda behind him, Melody, so you don't have to. But, he does a roar as he lands and it definitely affects everybody out in the cone shape from the cabin at about a good 50 meters.
Dolion (Willie):Oh, that's it. That's my other for the inside. Yeah. Here we go.
Melody (Tay):I got it.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Okay. And roll your morale negative 3. It's the only time you roll a 20 and you want it to be low. Melody, you do have to roll it back too.
Melody (Tay):Okay. The 27?
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Yeah. He's causing fear.
Mara (Jenn):It's negative what?
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Negative 3. So under your morale, negative 3.
Mara (Jenn):I got a one. Got it.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Okay. You're good.
Mara (Jenn):I got it. I'll, do I see him?
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Yes.
Mara (Jenn):Also, I put my sword away, and I used my wand and put it over my heart and bow my head.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Okay. He's still looking around. He smells the air. Alright. Winters has his sword out, so the guy drops off the roof in front of Winters and has his spear.
Mara (Jenn):I'll whisper to Winters. Put your sword away.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Alright. Dolion, from where you're standing, you're kind of across, I'd say a good 30 meters away from what's going on, but you could see plainly Mara, this old knight, and some other dude. But right right near you, and he's oblivious to you being there, is some archer dude sitting in the bushes who's aiming at the big lion man. He's wearing green and white and and it's green, white, and gold.
Mara (Jenn):Don't do that. Don't don't shoot him, please. He's angry.
Dolion (Willie):Cool. So I, my magic resistance and my morale, I rolled, so I'm good on those.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Okay. Awesome.
Dolion (Willie):Undetected to the, archer. Correct?
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Yes.
Dolion (Willie):Undetected to him. I'll go ahead and do the I'll do the grapple and pierce. Minus 15 enemy defense, plus 10 critical, and over 16 chance to disarm. So
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Okay.
Dolion (Willie):Hopefully take him out of the, the picture there.
Melody (Tay):Nice. While he does that and this dude can't see me, can I play a melody of serenity to calm the enemy?
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Yes. Very good. K. So
Mara (Jenn):What's that?
Dr. Awesome (Eric):I'm sorry. Go ahead.
Melody (Tay):So the melody of serenity calms enemies, with no action within the 5 meter radius.
Dolion (Willie):Okay.
Melody (Tay):So he's just gonna be chilling.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):As long as he stays in that 5 meters, he should be good, but you notice that he lowers his spear. What'd you get, Dolion, for your attack on the archer?
Dolion (Willie):11.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Okay. So you definitely grapple him and roll. When you go to Pierce, he puts his arm up, but you still get partly stuck in his in his chest armor which is mostly studded leather. But it's it's going in there and, you disarmed him. I mean, his bow is across on the ground.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Okay. Alright. You've completely surprised him, so I've got a okay. He's not he's not scared out of his mind, but he's very close to being terrible.
Mara (Jenn):He's very concerned.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):He did not know you were there.
Melody (Tay):So this is like a total, like Oh, shit. Not now.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):He just told me He just
Melody (Tay):told me make me bleed my own blood. Right.
Dolion (Willie):So he's He's trying
Dr. Awesome (Eric):to I mean, he hasn't wet himself, but he's probably close. He says, help help. I thought he's like, I I I surrender.
Dolion (Willie):Bet. That's what I want. Cool. So he's surrendering.
Mara (Jenn):Wrecking ball.
Dolion (Willie):If everything is copacetic, you know, kinda detain him, and then, I am looking to ask him some questions like, you know, what's your agenda here? Like, who do you fight for? What's your objective here?
Mara (Jenn):Alright. He
Dr. Awesome (Eric):says that I'm here to protect, duchess Raylena.
Dolion (Willie):Is the Duchess here?
Dr. Awesome (Eric):She's in the cabin.
Dolion (Willie):Okay. Cool. Obviously, he's no threat anymore. He's detained. I don't feel the need to have to kill him.
Dolion (Willie):If she is in the cabin, the same cabin that I saw Mara and the rest of the crew leave out, I'm assuming that she's rolling with us, and there's he seems to probably be on the side of us for now.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Yeah.
Dolion (Willie):So no need to do any more further,
Dr. Awesome (Eric):no need to destroy this man's ego anymore. That's like, he's already like, I'm the worst part there.
Dolion (Willie):I I didn't know, but now we're cool.
Melody (Tay):Not worthy. I'm not worthy. I'm
Dolion (Willie):a take my I'll
Dr. Awesome (Eric):let him know that.
Dolion (Willie):Let him know that, my friends and I are also on the side of Raylena.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Okay. He says, are you here with the, the witch?
Dolion (Willie):The one that threw the fiery bats. Yes.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Yes. Oh, okay. We're cool. I thought you were here with the Kuralyon.
Dolion (Willie):Absolutely not.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Oh. If they need to go,
Dolion (Willie):I can help you make them go away.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):We'll we'll have to turn and see. It looks like, your bard friend may have kind of, pacified the situation. He says, do you care if I pick up my bow?
Dolion (Willie):Sure. Just keep it, on your back for now.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Okay. Alright. He put he he puts his bow back up there and, he he says should we come out or stay here to surprise him if he ends up attacking them?
Dolion (Willie):I tend to like to stay in the shadows, so
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Okay. I'll stay here too and I'll cover you if it ends up coming to that.
Dolion (Willie):Excellent.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Alright. So the Corellian put lowers his spear, and he's just looking at you guys. He's breathing heavy.
Mara (Jenn):I'll walk towards him, and I'll keep my staff at my chest, and I'll bow towards him.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Okay. He grunts and he and he, he does it where he lowers his head a little bit. Now you know that, well, you guys are gonna have to roll. Go and roll your 10 sided dice.
Melody (Tay):Just 1 or 2?
Dr. Awesome (Eric):2. I'm sorry. Percentage.
Mara (Jenn):I got a 41.
Melody (Tay):You have a 9.
Dolion (Willie):Alright. You
Dr. Awesome (Eric):guys are all familiar then with basic idea that the Karelians are a matriarchy. Okay? Their their empire revolves around the empress. Okay? They believe because women give birth to the litter that they are the they they should be in charge.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Okay? So he doesn't even address Winters. He just looks at you, and he says, why did you attack us? We're just fleeing the city.
Mara (Jenn):We we specifically didn't attack you. Who attacked you?
Dr. Awesome (Eric):I just knew I was, a spell was released at me.
Dolion (Willie):Fiery bats,
Mara (Jenn):That wasn't I I did cast a spell. I wasn't sure if you're a friend or foe. I didn't want to cower in your presence, but I am humbled by your presence.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Alright. He says, I am Agrabar.
Melody (Tay):I'm Mar.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Attorney from, across from my my kingdom.
Mara (Jenn):What which kingdom do you come from?
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Nervak. It's it's the way he says it, it's definitely a different it's his dialect. So, he says that it's, easiest way to understand it is it's like, valley green valley in our language.
Dolion (Willie):Do you speak are you fluent in a Karelian, Mara?
Mara (Jenn):No. I'm not.
Dolion (Willie):I have 80%.
Mara (Jenn):Dude. Are you coming over? You wanna come out this Saturday and talk to him if you want.
Dolion (Willie):So, if old buddy with the bow, is still covering me, I'll come out and announce my presence. I will, you know, put my weapons away to show that I'm not a threat, to our guests here. And, I will start trying to engage conversation in his
Dr. Awesome (Eric):his native tongue. Okay. Good idea. Alright. So everybody right now, 500 experience points.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):You guys avoided a battle that you didn't need to happen. So No. Good. Yeah. He he he thanks you for, greeting him in his language.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):He says, I'm Agravar. I've come from my lands to gather things that were supposed to be brought to me from a warrior from Kyris who had slain my my brother. Do you happen to know of a Machitis?
Dolion (Willie):I do know. He he's traveled with us for quite some time. However, he's not with us at this moment.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):I heard that he was with a couple of women in a in a other man.
Dolion (Willie):That would be
Dr. Awesome (Eric):us. Said that, one of you smelled familiar, so I'd seen you before within it.
Mara (Jenn):Who smelled familiar?
Dr. Awesome (Eric):The one who plays music was with him in the town during the festival.
Mara (Jenn):Oh. Yeah. She's a female mom.
Dolion (Willie):So, yeah, we we all travel together. We have, we've like I said, we have done, some quests together. However, he's not with the party at this moment. Are you friend or foe of, our friend?
Dr. Awesome (Eric):I must be a friend to him now. He journeyed all this way to return some of my brother's belongings after my brother's death.
Dolion (Willie):Okay. So I'm sorry.
Melody (Tay):I got that.
Dolion (Willie):Was there anything that you were gonna ask him outside of, why is he attacking us, or it appears there is a misunderstanding.
Mara (Jenn):Does he wanna come with us? We do expect Machitis to, reunite with us at some point if you would like to stay with us, but he's been acting strangely. He was,
Dr. Awesome (Eric):certainly like to, share in your shelter if possible. I have traveling companions. We all fled the city when the battle started getting intense just before the Obsidian order came. But they make me uncomfortable as with my comrades, so we left. The Obsidian orders not to they do not look kindly upon other races.
Mara (Jenn):All are welcome here.
Dolion (Willie):I'd like to ask him how many, is in his group happening with us. And if they can just all come out from hiding or wherever they're at, so everybody's, you know
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Okay. He turns and wait raises his hand and where you saw that sphere of light get thrown out from the dark, I'm gonna send you guys this in a second here so you guys have the, the NPCs and but, 2 other people come out or 3 other people come out of the woods.
Melody (Tay):Do they all look like him?
Dr. Awesome (Eric):No. Oh. There's a female, wearing a hood, and she's carrying a bow. He was pretty close to your location, so she's probably watching you in the archer.
Dolion (Willie):She had to drop
Dr. Awesome (Eric):white robes, and you think he might be the person that threw the sphere out for the light. And then you guys see the familiar Hyperion guy again.
Mara (Jenn):He's with him or that his hearing is with him or
Dr. Awesome (Eric):what? Just the one guy. Hold on.
Melody (Tay):Okay.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):You guys have him in your old stuff. Okay. Gunther Stromgarde.
Melody (Tay):Mhmm.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):But, let me fill this out. Give me, like, 5 minutes to send it. I'll send this to you guys real quick.
Dolion (Willie):All good.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Now is your guys
Melody (Tay):the female at all, or is she a new MPC?
Dr. Awesome (Eric):She's a new MPC. You've never met her before.
Melody (Tay):Okay.
Mara (Jenn):Should we have a music interlude?
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Sure.
Melody (Tay):That's not it. Oh, really? Just so you do know, we we did have a campfire in the, campfire session the last episode.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Mhmm.
Melody (Tay):So I don't know how you wanna drop that.
Dolion (Willie):We'll figure something out.
Melody (Tay):Yeah.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Okay.
Melody (Tay):While we're all just kind of, like, sitting here, kind of, like, hearing him talk, I'm gonna go ahead and play, a tune of rejuvenation to go ahead and replenish the EPMP that I had spent. So that's 250. So, Mara, how much did you spend? What? Like, 400?
Melody (Tay):Not much. Okay. I'll go ahead and do that for 2 turns so you can get all the way replenished then. Great.
Mara (Jenn):Your song of rejuvenation, what Wait. Wait. We have to give a a song to your re rejuvenation.
Melody (Tay):It's gotta be some lo fi shit.
Mara (Jenn):I have something else on mind. You're more than welcome to find find one.
Melody (Tay):No. I'm I'm interested in what you have in mind.
Dolion (Willie):Something soothing.
Melody (Tay):Yeah. Oh,
Mara (Jenn):soothing.
Dolion (Willie):I I also will dabble in the, trying to Alright.
Mara (Jenn):Challenge accepted. Let's see what I can find. Stand by. Standing by.
Dolion (Willie):I got something in my home. Oh.
Mara (Jenn):Go ahead. I don't know if I can top it, but
Dolion (Willie):Let's see if
Melody (Tay):If I don't feel like I'm at a spa.
Dolion (Willie):No. You you just gotta find the the actual song. You remember, like, when Time Life, like, those commercials will come on late at night and it was, like, this one album that had all this fucking new age just kinda chill music?
Mara (Jenn):Yeah. Yeah.
Dolion (Willie):Yeah. Yeah.
Melody (Tay):That's, that's Enya.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Yeah.
Melody (Tay):Okay. And
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Enya had all those, like, the the the weird, like, I don't know what it was like. It was definitely, the thank you the thinkers.
Melody (Tay):So fun fact is that I actually sang sail away during my high school, like, one of our concerts.
Dolion (Willie):Oh, yeah?
Melody (Tay):One of the pieces that we actually sang. Yeah.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Wow. That'd be a that'd be a difficult one, wouldn't it? Because they they have a
Melody (Tay):It it competes. Yeah. So you have to know the part and not listen to the other.
Mara (Jenn):Yeah. This is one of the ones I had stuck
Melody (Tay):in my head.
Mara (Jenn):They're the same.
Melody (Tay):Everybody's like,
Mara (Jenn):I don't wanna attack me.
Melody (Tay):Hold on. Let me alright.
Dolion (Willie):What were we fighting about again? I don't know.
Melody (Tay):I don't know. Yeah.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Everyone's so peaceful now.
Mara (Jenn):Alright.
Dolion (Willie):Everyone's Do you
Mara (Jenn):wanna hear my my my idea of Tay's serenity song?
Melody (Tay):Yes. The rejuvenation?
Mara (Jenn):I don't know if it's rejuvenation, but it's her song.
Dolion (Willie):I don't know if it's rejuvenating, but,
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Okeydokey. Okay.
Mara (Jenn):Yeah. This is it.
Dolion (Willie):What is that?
Melody (Tay):I'm getting vibes of, like, holding on the line.
Mara (Jenn):Dido.
Melody (Tay):Woah.
Mara (Jenn):Make sure I fall asleep, dude.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Yeah. Thanks, Dido. Thanks, but
Dolion (Willie):Either that or some Saturday or something.
Melody (Tay):That's about the same same tone.
Dolion (Willie):Yep.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Okay. So I just sent it to you to make my life a little easier.
Dolion (Willie):Word. Via emails?
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Yes. In the in the magic emails. Okay.
Melody (Tay):I didn't get anything.
Dolion (Willie):Well, he just sent it.
Mara (Jenn):No. You know what? Now we have to find songs that match taste spells.
Melody (Tay):Oh, there it is.
Dolion (Willie):Got it.
Melody (Tay):This is gonna
Mara (Jenn):bother me.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):So the cabin yeah. Everybody's kind of made it to the cabin and, is resting and relaxing. They've relit the campfire. They've offered you some food, Dolion, if you wanted some stew they've made. Everybody's been resting.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Genjiro greets you again. He's like, wasn't sure we'd see you again, Dolion. Machitis, by any chance, follow you?
Dolion (Willie):Negative. I was planning my escape from the city. FYI, we should probably not head back that direction based on some of the things that I have seen.
Melody (Tay):That's the plan.
Dolion (Willie):But I have not heard or seen, Machitis, I was zapped here, by some strange power, and, thankfully I ended up next to you guys.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):I did see a phyllosurge of magic energy, but I was completely active at the moment, so.
Melody (Tay):You're welcome. See, except Be like, yeah. That was actually me. Don't worry about it.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Alright. So you guys are grouped together and they're with the exception of Machitis and, Jerrico is still sleeping because of his chest wound. So, Genjiro is like, now that we're together, we need to make some plans. We need to let Dolion, your son is safe. He actually went to Shadows Bluff to catch an airship.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):We saw him outside of, Locmorr about a day ago. He was hiding in a cave. He had he had collected enough money and so forth to get him an air ship, and he's leaving this area. I believe he's gonna be heading to where you were heading. Okay.
Dolion (Willie):First, that's a relief because I was hoping to that he would have left the city because there is, I doubt there's many survivors coming out of there. So I also, for whatever reason, heard a voice, from my friend in prison that passed away who told me the same. He just said my son wasn't in the city and, that I should get out of there. So thanks for the, the reassurance.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Of course. Alright. So, I mean, this individual, the the Corellian here, Agravar, was supposed to meet Machitis, but he lets you guys know that he's probably gonna head to Shadow's Bluff. He was just helping get get some of the citizens and the the innocent out of the city. He's like, it's easier for my friends to have got them out.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):I would just help because but from a distance, because people can sometimes be put off by my appearance. But he said that right now, there's the when we were leaving after the Obsidian ordered arrived, they've pretty much cleaned up most of the the monster issue. The Obsidian order is now all over the place. He said one other thing you should know is, they've plastered wanted information at least for your friend, Jericho, Jer. Mhmm.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):And, the musician, the bard, Melody. They said you attacked their soldiers in Locmorr. Goddamn. There was a sorcerer with you, and I'm guessing that's Mara here, but they have a bounty on all of your heads right now. I don't even know why they have a bounty with, you, Dolion.
Melody (Tay):To excuse me.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):They probably just associate you with them. You weren't there for the attack from what I understand, but more than a dozen men were killed in of their of the Obsidian order. So now you're Mhmm. Wanted individuals. And the imperial alliance wants you as well.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):I don't understand, like, what you guys did, but, you're making no friends in this region, to say the least.
Dolion (Willie):Yeah. I mean, it's understood. We we did do some things in the the village. However, all everything that happened in Locmorr, I am not privy to. However, if my friends did feel the need to take the lives of some people, I'd feel like it was, something that needed to be done.
Melody (Tay):Thank you for supporting our murderous intentions.
Dolion (Willie):I mean, you do the same for
Melody (Tay):me. Always.
Mara (Jenn):When in doubt hey, dead people don't talk. Just saying.
Dolion (Willie):Dead men tell no tales.
Mara (Jenn):Dead men tell no tales.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):More pirate stuff.
Dolion (Willie):Try it. The pirate. I'm
Mara (Jenn):Why is why is the rum gone?
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Okay. So you guys got the, updated, NPC sheet. Is it all kosher for you? Good to go. Sure.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Sure. So do you guys still have Irene here? I forgot. Dolion didn't meet Irene. She was the librarian.
Mara (Jenn):Come on, Irene.
Dolion (Willie):You guys went to a library? Nerds. Nerds.
Melody (Tay):First of all, we got a book of ages that we can show you. I got it.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):All of you.
Melody (Tay):And a map of the stars.
Dolion (Willie):Encyclopedia Britannica. And, The fluffiest eggs.
Melody (Tay):So, so dear game master, who who is the woman with them? Is it Windsong?
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Yes.
Melody (Tay):Okay.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):That is Okay. No. Actually, that wouldn't make sense. I'm still struggling with the timelines here.
Melody (Tay):No. This is okay.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):So I'm guessing that if you have the the the, NPCs I just gave your son the name Tyrell right now because I don't I didn't know of any. But I'm I put his age at 20, but I'm like, that wouldn't make any sense if you were in prison. Well, leading up to prison was probably a year or so of trial and stuff, then you were in prison, 6 years. So but 7 years, you should still have
Dolion (Willie):known him somewhat.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Oh, so I don't know. I don't know. Timeline's good.
Melody (Tay):Visited him in prison?
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Yeah. We're, we're gonna we're gonna play, comic book timelines there where
Mara (Jenn):we just had
Dr. Awesome (Eric):them all work. Just
Dolion (Willie):It's like, if the
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Cap was frozen for 50 years, how do we have Cap at Vietnam and that doesn't matter. Comic book timelines. So I'm gonna drink this whole bottle if I don't put it away. Let me put the cap on this. Any questions to your group?
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Nobody really knows each other except for both of the, former Serenity Alliance guys. That archer that's wearing green down there on your guy's sheet, he he met up because sir Gideon asked them him to come. They're all friends from back in the the wars. So but he's part of the, what used to be known as the emerald emerald crown. Uh-huh.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):The Emerald Crown is, was a combination of armies from that were mostly, human and elves. But the elves didn't really stick with humans that often, so it's very limited amount of humans that worked with them. But, Yeah. Alec Godwin is the guy that you you you scared the bejesus out of. The other guys, you guys met Landon before.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):He's the one with the cursed sword. Rhys Winters is the old guy that came outside with Mara. And, the other guy you guys didn't see was, Jordan Dragons Blade who's, one of the, soldiers inside protecting Raelina. You guys do see the duch the new duchess Raylena inside. Like I said, Dolion, you remember her from when she was a child.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):I'm not a child, but let's see. Yeah. We're not gonna do the math here again. Anyway, she was younger.
Dolion (Willie):She was younger.
Melody (Tay):Yeah. She was younger. One day?
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Just to be. Just to
Melody (Tay):be my day.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Yeah. Math in public for ages just isn't my strong point right now. So the and the, of the group that joined up with you, if you look, everybody under Aggravar were the 3 people that came out of the woods. Now Tyrell wasn't there, but I put him on here so you guys can actually keep track of him. Okay.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):So if need be, we can put this in the the shared drive or whatnot. But, so you guys have this opportunity to regroup and come up with a plan. That's what Genjiro is talking about. The others don't know you know, like I said, they're not part of your guys' plan or anything. They just kinda all crossed here because certain individuals play into other people's stories like Aggravar.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Aggravar was looking for Machitis. He was waiting at the docks for a really long time. Irene doesn't belong here. She just was at the library with you guys, so she really doesn't have anywhere else to go safely. So, Genjiro says we've got the mountain pass to get to with the crystal or we can decide to go set head south to, we've gotta go through the mountain pass to head south anyway, unless we wanna take an airship or we run into a major sorcerer powerful enough to open a portal directly to the, Arniean lands.
Melody (Tay):Well, since we're so close to the mountain pass, I'm leaning more towards dropping off the horn. What do you guys, Mara, Dolion, what do you guys say?
Dolion (Willie):I just got zapped here, not really sure what's going on, but if Kenjiro says, you know, the mountain passes right there, and if it knocks off one of, you know, your side quests or one of the objectives you guys have, I'm all for it.
Melody (Tay):Mara.
Mara (Jenn):What's that? I'm looking.
Melody (Tay):Okay.
Mara (Jenn):We need to go to the East Wind Caves as soon as possible. Alright. Without delay.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):That in the morning then?
Mara (Jenn):Yes. We cannot delay. Is that where
Melody (Tay):we're supposed to drop off the horn?
Mara (Jenn):That's where we think Arianna is. Okay.
Melody (Tay):Yeah. She has grown stronger since, we've gotten here, so that makes sense.
Mara (Jenn):We we need to to free her before that, well, becomes the opposite.
Melody (Tay):Mhmm.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Alright.
Mara (Jenn):So to to sum it up, Dolion, we need to go to the east wind caves because there
Melody (Tay):are several,
Mara (Jenn):gods and goddesses, and Eric, correct me if I'm wrong, that have been en toombed.
Melody (Tay):Mhmm.
Mara (Jenn):And Ariana is one of them, and she's, an Elven goddess that we need to free because they because they can get to the point where be quiz, because they can get to the point to where they're weakened to the point where they can die. And we we have a suspicion that there are others that have died that we just don't don't know about at this point. But, she's calling Melody her sister, and we're not really sure why. Oh, she's an Elven Elven Goddess. Who?
Dolion (Willie):Where did old buddy say my son was headed? He said he got on the airship headed where again?
Mara (Jenn):Shadow's bluff. Shadow's bluff.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Well, he went to Shadow's buff to catch an airship, but I believe he's going to head to Al Sad in, which is in the desert. Yeah.
Mara (Jenn):So when we ran into your son, and his biggest goal is to get on an airship and take control of it because he has explosives.
Melody (Tay):It's your son.
Mara (Jenn):Yeah. He wants to go blow shit up. We we really couldn't, like, change his mind whether he, like, succumb with us or or whatnot, but that was one of his biggest goals was to to get on the airship because he had explosives.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Well, he's yeah. I mean, that was for the, with the the, Obsidian orders airships to take one of those out, but if he's gonna buy a ticket on an airship, it'll probably won't be one that works for the Obsidian order.
Melody (Tay):You wanted us to steal an airship with him
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Yeah.
Melody (Tay):To do that explosive things.
Dolion (Willie):You guys weren't down,
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Just stealing your ship, son. That's probably not, you know.
Melody (Tay):Not today. We had to get to Locmorr because I had to find out about my past. And
Dolion (Willie):No. If we gotta gotta save, you know, you gotta save ole girl, you know, for the greater good. Let's go ahead and and get that done. The sooner we can do that, the sooner we can move on to try to get my son to not, you know, rush head first into something that's gonna cost him his life.
Melody (Tay):Your son also still thinks that you murdered his mom.
Mara (Jenn):So they're
Melody (Tay):through We tried to convince him otherwise, but, it was not successful.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Yeah. He he thinks your wife is dead, but he thinks your daughter is still in Al Saddin, so he wants to go rescue his sister.
Dolion (Willie):Hello. They're
Mara (Jenn):back. How are you?
Dolion (Willie):That's all good.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):So, that's all he knows right now anyway. So
Dolion (Willie):I mean, that's pretty much everything that was getting, you know, pushed out to the public while I was away. So Yeah. He's being force fed lies. No no reason that he shouldn't believe him. Nobody was there to tell him the opposite.
Dolion (Willie):So
Melody (Tay):Right.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Yeah. Yep.
Dolion (Willie):Sure. There'll be a nice heart to heart when we cross paths. So
Melody (Tay):Hey, sorry. Doctor Awesome, where is, Alsaddin from the East Wind Caves? Is it more to the West?
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Okay. So I don't know if you can see this map.
Dolion (Willie):Can you
Dr. Awesome (Eric):see it?
Dolion (Willie):Mhmm. Can you enhance?
Dr. Awesome (Eric):okay. So this is Ballenforth area. Right?
Melody (Tay):That's true.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):And if you cross the
Dolion (Willie):entire ground
Dr. Awesome (Eric):and the ocean, there's Al saddin.
Dolion (Willie):Yeah. Let's go ahead and do what you guys needed. That's a What
Melody (Tay):the damn? Yeah.
Dolion (Willie):I see why he needed a airship. So
Dr. Awesome (Eric):The airship from Shadow's Bluff will probably just, I mean, travel straight over to the other continent. You know what I mean? It can trade or whatever. So it'll go back and forth, and then you'll be able to just get off there and travel. You know?
Dr. Awesome (Eric):But, yeah, by foot, that's why it'd be, like, an extremely long trip because you guys pass through the your guys' mountain range, which kinda sits right here, and then you would just come down through the central plains and then take forever. But, I mean, there's a lot going that way. If you remember in the first night of you guys getting together, you heard that the holy order, which is over here, the holy order of light, which is centered in Andara, It's kinda like, the holy Roman church. They're they're the ones asking for a crusade against the Armenian people because they believe that, they're keeping the this ancient artifact that's very important, and they want it back. So there's people traveling for this crusade back all the way across this country.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):So finding finding travel there isn't gonna be too hard because there's a lot of people trying to go there, you know, even for bad reasons. But
Mara (Jenn):Who is the crusade against?
Dr. Awesome (Eric):The Armenians. So basically, a lot like our crusades, it's Europeans versus Middle Eastern.
Mara (Jenn):Got it.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):So and this would be where the Eastern empire is that, Genjiro comes from. And then if you go a little bit further this way, this is where Aggravar people come from, the Corellians, the cat people.
Mara (Jenn):Cat he's a long way from home.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Yeah. So they're all a long way from home. Speaking of long way from home, your people are from here, Mara, so that's practically on the other side of the planet for me.
Mara (Jenn):Thanks. Thanks for you.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Yeah. Oh, there's some of your people up here too. What, Amaya?
Dolion (Willie):What? I let you out.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):It's over here nudging me the whole time, like, what do you want?
Melody (Tay):Short and 10 kilo.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):So that's more of the world picture there that you see. It's an old map. I made it a long time ago. So,
Melody (Tay):You'd made this?
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Yeah. That was pre, what do you call it? Pre cataclysm, so before the dark start. So if you notice over near bound for some of the terrain and stuff is different. It's because the dark star impacted.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Let's see if I can and bring that up in the show.
Melody (Tay):At the Blackwell ruins?
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Yeah. Right. Part of it fell here at the Blackwell ruins. And can you am I okay. So part of it fell here, and then, you know, little pieces fell throughout the the as it traveled across the sky, and then it was basically aimed at the home of the holy order of light and the serenity alliance, the old king of the that used to rule all this continent.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):The the the knights that you're with right now. Okay? They used to rule this whole area. Okay? But it was headed here, but the child of light or Sariva stopped it from hitting the planet.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):But the little pieces that broke off on the way is what destroyed Blackwell, destroyed parts of here. But when each of those impacts hit, you gotta think you know that crater in Arizona? That's a good example. That they suspect that that thing was roughly the size of a Volkswagen Beetle, I think is what they said. And it left that huge crater and probably wiped out all life for a couple miles around that area.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):So you gotta think the same impact, you know, little pieces of the dark star falling off and hitting all across this, you know, continent changed a lot of the surface. Like, your guys' mountain range is more visible now from balance forth. Like, this whole area
Melody (Tay):Mhmm.
Mara (Jenn):That you
Dr. Awesome (Eric):guys are going through East Pass. See what I'm saying?
Melody (Tay):Yeah.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):So, I mean, you know, changes in, when meteors hit the planet can can be pretty impactful or no pun intended. Okay. I'm gonna stop sharing that. Okay. Okay.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):So you guys get some rest. You guys can eat some food. Realina's sitting at a table, and, the knights are all talking. And, of course, you know, you guys can overhear some of the stuff they're saying is that we can gather some of the forces. They're still loyal people in Drakirk and Ogris and, Iticus and, you know, maybe we can at least bring the alliance back to protect the people with all these wars going on.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):You know, they don't believe in the, crusade. They think it's a, a ploy to get people to attack Armenia, to weaken the the Armenian nation, and then, there'll be nobody left powerful enough to stand up to the Obsidian order. I mean, the imperial armies, you guys have seen it. They're not they're not capable of standing up. So, you know, the Obsidian Order is doing their thing.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Moving along. Moving it along. Now, you guys got to talk about it with, Jericho the other night at your campfire talk, but Dolion missed that. So Genjiro brings it up again. He says, so what were we looking at?
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Like, Arianna's one of many possible gods that have been imprisoned or elder gods that have been imprisoned. Okay? We've we've learned that much. So someone defeated Arianna and imprisoned the goddess in the crystal that we're looking
Mara (Jenn):for. Right.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Alright. According to the record of the ages, way back, all the elder gods got together with Seriva and battled some pretty big bad guys. Fallen one was a fallen angel named Lordran. All the elder gods got together with Seriva and helped her defeat him and imprison him in the moon of Jurai. Right.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Now if a bad guy like that were to come back again and people like Arianna who was there to help Sereiva is no longer there, and you guys haven't heard of a child of light being born, child of light is the avatar of Seriva. Okay? When they come to the age of, ascension, basically, the to reach the divinity, they reach a certain age, and if they've met all this criteria of gaining the power of Seriva, they become Seriva on the planet.
Dolion (Willie):Mhmm. K?
Dr. Awesome (Eric):So, basically, it's like Jesus earning his stripes and becoming God on the planet walking around. K? So but there that's supposed to happen every so every generation. You know, every so many generations, there's a couple children born who are capable of becoming the child of life. Well, that hasn't nobody's heard of that in a while, at least not in the lifetime of anybody in this group.
Mara (Jenn):Well, I think the the other issue that we were facing is that and there was no chosen born either.
Melody (Tay):Mhmm.
Mara (Jenn):So correct me if I'm wrong, but the chosen were usually 7 warriors that were endowed with, certain virtues that would, battle with the child of light.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Yeah. They protect the child of light.
Melody (Tay):Yeah. And
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Basically, 7 warriors
Mara (Jenn):are born.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Yeah. Yeah. So with Seriva, who's the goddess, she's like, Jesus. 7 chosen are born basically to house the power of, of 7 warrior angels. Okay?
Dr. Awesome (Eric):So each of those would carry a power or or or gift depending on what they were. Like, one of them is the champion of blades. Okay? So he cannot be defeated in a 1 on 1 fight with a sword or with a weapon, you know, like in a duel. He's in undefeatable.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Okay? So each of them were given a gift, and they were to protect the child of light till she reaches divinity and she could stop whatever evil's coming. Well, that hasn't happened. So, anyway, I mean, you guys don't see any epic evil out there that you're worried about at the moment anyway. Right?
Melody (Tay):Well, I Except for k. I mean,
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Melody Melody is evil.
Melody (Tay):Well, I
Mara (Jenn):think that one of the bigger issues is there's actually constellations in the sky that aren't there that are supposed to be.
Melody (Tay):Mhmm.
Mara (Jenn):There was
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Yeah. This I think this is all stuff early on missed.
Melody (Tay):Yeah. The this is why we got the, constellation map.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):The star chart was to show Yeah. Which constellations are missing. And the reason that's important, Dolion, is because you guys have that Irene, that librarian woman here, and she explains to you that the constellations, the stars represent the gods. Okay? So when Arianna would come down to the planet to help Seriva or do anything in in a mortal form, her stars would be gone, you know, and then she'd they basically come down.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):She'd become mortal and do her thing and then, you know, go back. Some of those stars are missing. Obviously, our Arianna's star is missing. Other stars are missing. Now you guys have an old star chart to try to match it up, but the the strange thing is the holy order of light that reread every so many decades reissues books and redoes the record of the ages and rereleases the word of the creator, basically the bible.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Their new star chart doesn't even show the stuff that's missing.
Melody (Tay):Yeah.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):But they have to know because they're the ones that make the star chart every year. Mhmm. So just little things that don't, you know, inadequacy. Things that just don't add up. So but anyway
Melody (Tay):like, trying to, like, cover it up that people are like missing.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Yeah. And there's a constant thing that's always goes on here on Sariva is orthodox creationists and new new age creationists. Okay? You gotta think of it kinda like, old world beliefs and new world beliefs. The orthodox, people believe in the when the creator created everything and and gave Sariva and Lunaria the chance to make their worlds, he incorporated dragons.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):He pulled energies from the cosmos. Okay? Energies from before time, like, you know, the big bang. All those energies that existed out in the the universe, he pulled from that, and some of those energies were sentient beings. When he pulled that, he gave them life.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Those are the dragons. Okay? And he said that you, you know, I I I give you I charge you with, guiding mankind when it comes to magic. Okay? That's what the dragons were supposed to do.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):That was the first thing. Then with the elder gods, that was the first two generations of life on the planet that Seriva created. Seriva was allowed to choose her champions of each of these cultures, and they would each become the elder gods. That's where Thorin comes from. He was the greatest hero amongst the Hythereans in the first two generations, and he was given divinity.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):K. So kinda like Zeus, if Zeus worked for Jesus. I know that doesn't make a whole lot of sense, but you gotta think that some of those beliefs happened before Jesus came. So before Seriva ever came to this planet in her own form, she called upon these elder gods, these champions that she imbued with power like a demigod or like lower gods, and they served her purposes when before she even came. So that's why they have Thorin.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):They have Caelon. Durinmir, I think, is the dwarven god. So all those gods were actually creep living creatures that she made immortal and gave power to, and they became the elder gods. And then as time passed, you know, when they were no longer wanting to exist in a mortal realm, she changed into constellations, and they could come back and forth. Okay?
Dr. Awesome (Eric):So but they've always been there to help her, and then dragons were supposed to do that too, but then the dragons split in 2 groups. One group that decided to rule over man because man was too stupid to control magic and the other were that tried to stick with what the creator charged them to do and said, no. We need to protect man and guide man. There's huge battles and stuff fought then too. Okay?
Dr. Awesome (Eric):That's why there's very few dragons around. The ones that are still around, they're either super ancient or they're so young they don't even remember the old ways. Okay. So that's a lot of stuff and you get that if you ever get a chance to flip through the record of the ages. I wrote some of those stories out so you could see how they played out.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Okay? But you guys are, you know, on this verge here. Genjiro says, so with what Melody told us, it appears that Arianna had the ability to teleport you from that Ballenforth to right outside the cabin. If we could free her and she was a full power, maybe she could teleport all of us to al saddin and we could bypass a lot of this getting an airship and everything. She is definitely a powerful enough, sorcerer sorceress.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):So, that could be an answer to us saving some time.
Mara (Jenn):If she's not injured And she's if she's at full power. Yeah. There's lots of,
Dr. Awesome (Eric):there's lots of, you know, variables, but it's our best option because I think the only one would be a lot lot more able to do other things if he didn't have to worry about his wife being kept by, you know, unscrupulous figures. Mhmm.
Mara (Jenn):Wow. And his
Dr. Awesome (Eric):daughter, possibly.
Mara (Jenn):With that being said, would you guys like to, go to the Eastwind Pass?
Melody (Tay):Alright. Yes. Eastwind Caves here to come. I feel,
Dolion (Willie):saving her would benefit, many people in our party to get, you know, whatever goals and objectives completed.
Mara (Jenn):Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool.
Mara (Jenn):Cool. Cool. Cool.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Sounds good. Alright. So the 4 of us are gonna travel through the forest. We gotta cross that open area that comes just before the the road and the mount or the open area near the road and mountains, try to get to the mountains, the foothills, and so forth to stay out of sight so we don't draw battle enemies. Okay.
Melody (Tay):So how long is it from where we're at to the East Wind Caves?
Dr. Awesome (Eric):You guys are here. East Wind Caves are there. So if you guys had some horses, it'd be about a, you know, half a day's travel to get there.
Mara (Jenn):Can you share your picture? We can't see it.
Dolion (Willie):Oh, yes. Can I ride on the moon?
Dr. Awesome (Eric):I'm looking at it again, like, right here as you see.
Mara (Jenn):No worries. My hair passed the moon. No worries. This
Dr. Awesome (Eric):is where you see this.
Melody (Tay):Conjure some some animals so we can ride on their backs.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):And you wanna get here. That's the cave there.
Melody (Tay):Mhmm.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):It's fancy. Okay.
Mara (Jenn):Let's just fly.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Alright. Did you wanna see if anyone else wanted to go with you?
Mara (Jenn):I was able to come with us.
Melody (Tay):Yeah. I assumed everybody was coming with us. Gideon?
Mara (Jenn):No. Oh, rude.
Melody (Tay):No. Why?
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Did you
Mara (Jenn):stay with the duchess?
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Yeah. He said that I just can't risk taking her Raylena's life.
Mara (Jenn):Where will you go so we can meet up later?
Dr. Awesome (Eric):I'm planning on taking her and, the rest of my colleagues here, and we'll be heading to Gedron Falls. Gedron Falls. Stronghold or it's a stronghold here. Ralina wants us to go straight to Ilsgarth, which we could if we pass through East Pass.
Melody (Tay):What if Raylina wants to go to the east winds pass with us? Then you would have to follow. Right?
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Yes. But I think
Dolion (Willie):it would be otherwise.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):She's the only living royal of the, Serenity Alliance.
Dolion (Willie):Yeah. I'm not cool with just putting her in fucking because every time we go somewhere, we there's, like, a fucking 20 foot snake or some shit running around.
Melody (Tay):You know what I'm saying?
Dolion (Willie):Like, we find trouble. We we find trouble. So if if she can remain away from that stuff and then have a capable party, I don't wanna take all the heavy hitters with us
Melody (Tay):and leave them back.
Dolion (Willie):You know what I'm saying?
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Gideon says, of course, I'll be here to help with whatever I can. Like, I can get you horses.
Melody (Tay):Okay.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):But I'd prefer if myself, Winters, Godwin, Dragon's Blade, and Ironforge, we kept Raelena safe until we can guarantee that she's in a location, as in Iglareth, Drakirk, Lions Keep, any of those that are safer, the kind of talk that she spreads without without fear. You know? They would love to get rid of Raelina, because with her goes the last ounces of royal blood for the old
Dolion (Willie):order. I'm I'm confident in the party we have along, you know, if we bring Aggravar with us, I think we should be good to
Melody (Tay):go. Okay. Aggravar and, like, the 2 people that he came with. Right? All 3 of them are coming with us?
Dr. Awesome (Eric):No. Those the the elf ranger and the magic user are not. No.
Dolion (Willie):They're staying back to help old man Winters.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Okay. Yeah. They're gonna all stay back. Aggravar says he can go with you guys. You already have Genjiro.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):You can bring the Itherion if you want. Gunther, he'll go.
Melody (Tay):Oh, Gunther is? Is that right? Who Gunther is?
Dolion (Willie):Yeah. He's a Gunther Storm Guard, the half. Oh, yeah.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):The the the big his
Dolion (Willie):specialty.
Melody (Tay):He's a good tracker.
Dolion (Willie):Well, so is, Aggravar and kind of myself. I was gonna leave all that track and stuff to Aggravar since he has all those height and since
Melody (Tay):Oh, yeah. Yeah. I think I don't think that we need, like, a large group of people. So if we wanna just keep Gunther with the Okay. Other group.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Alright. I'm gonna make a small list so I can keep track of who's who's who.
Melody (Tay):Okay.
Dolion (Willie):Gunther wants to come on my list and say he can't, but
Melody (Tay):I was like, I don't know.
Dolion (Willie):Happy and back are are good enough to take care of Raylena.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Okay. Alright. So you guys are ready to go. Gideon's outside getting the horses ready for you guys. Agrabah doesn't take a horse, so it's gonna be just puffing it for you guys or for him.
Melody (Tay):So Genjiro's with us, the 3 of us, and Aggravar. Right? So that's 5 of us? Yep. K.
Dr. Awesome (Eric):Alright. So