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Episode title: Wake Up Classy 97 with Josh and Chantel - Tuesday, January 14, 2025
Episode summary introduction:
There’s a floating car in Blackfoot, generational bashing is so hot right now, Spencer is a good dude, Chantel’s football team had a bad night, hotel breakfast buffet is delicious, Josh is good at quests, dress up your pet today, Chantel’s nose warmer has arrived, if you don’t like water in your eyes then wear goggles in the shower, it all starts with eye bags, our daughter has new slang, signature songs from signature artists, spaghetti hair for the win, and Josh names a bunch of sandwich meats.
Timestamps:
0:00 - Intro
2:50 - The floating car in Blackfoot
6:42 - Generational bashing
12:06 - Good News to Get You Going
15:51 - Chantel's football update
20:45 - Hotel breakfast
25:58 - Josh completed a quest
29:51 - Dress up your pet day
33:44 - Chantel's nose warmer
39:32 - Showering with goggles on
44:23 - Eye bags and wrinkles
49:43 - Our daughter's new slang
56:21 - Signature songs from signature artists
1:03:14 - Would You Rather This or That
1:05:45 - Sandwich meats
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Full show transcript:
Hi. It's Josh. And and you are? Chantel. Oh, Chantel.
This is Wake Up Classy 97, the podcast. It's a replay of today's full show in, roughly an hour. It's Tuesday, January 14th. Today on the show, there's a floating car in Blackfoot. I wonder Everyone is safe.
Yeah. I wonder if they got it out of the river yet. I don't know. I I'm curious. I'm just happy everyone is safe.
Big deal. Generational bashing is so hot right now. Oh, yeah. It's always been hot, and it's not cool. Millennials.
It's not cool. No. No. Get over yourself. Spencer is a good dude.
Yeah. He is. High 5, Spencer. Yeah. We could learn a lesson from Spencer.
My football team had a bad night. What happened? My vikes were out. No one calls them that. Yeah.
Viking fans do. No one I've never heard anyone but you say, oh, I'm a fan of the vikes. That's because you're not a vikings fan. It's an in club thing. It's something you made up.
See your way out. Okay. Easy. The hotel breakfast buffet is delicious. Yeah.
You you particularly like the eggs. I'm not a fan, but our daughter sure is. Mhmm. Josh is good at quests. I did complete quite the quest yesterday.
Master. It was a questor day. Dress up your pet today. Sure. And take photos and, post them online.
My nose warmer has arrived. And it is high fashion. It's high fashion. It is awesome. Yeah.
No. Nobody's gonna laugh at you. If you don't like water in your eyes, then wear goggles in the shower like an 8 year old. Right. Yeah.
Yeah. We found out that you and an 8 year old both hate water in your face. Yeah. It's fine. It all starts with eye bags.
And then what happens? And then you get face cream. And then what happens? And then they magically disappear. I don't think that's what happens.
Look at mine. What about them? Gone. Can you see them? No.
Are you sure? Imagination. I think I can see them. I can't believe you. Our daughter has new slang, signature songs from signature artists, spaghetti hair for the win.
But cooked or raw? Cooked. Okay. And Josh names a bunch of sandwich meats. Like?
Pastrami Yeah. Turkey Yeah. Ham Yeah. French dip Look. Bologna.
You're you're naming all the meats. Look at you go. Thanks for listening to the show. We hope you'll subscribe wherever you're listening and rate the show. You can find us on socials and subscribe to our YouTube channel.
Just search for wake up classy 97. Enjoy today's show. You about left. I know. You thought you were all done.
I didn't. You did. I left my microphone here. I was just grabbing something from the other side of the room. Yeah.
You you left. You the podcast intro wasn't done, but you were. You were like, that's enough. I've had enough. I'm out.
I'm leaving. Peace and out. Alright. Enjoy the show. Good morning, Shannon.
Good morning. I wanted to, let you know as I was clicking around this morning on eastidahonews.com, I saw this photograph that was shocking to me. Shocking. Yeah. And then I said, this story is wild, and so I wanna share the story.
This is and wild. Yeah. You can see this story at eastidahonews dotcom. Last night, there was a teenage girl, and they've, just declined to, release identity because of her age. Juvenile, teenage girl driving a car, near Blackfoot, in the Porterville, Boat Dock area.
And, she's driving, and, she, slid on some snow and ice Oh, no. And her car ended up in the river. Oh, no. Yeah. That's terrifying.
Know it is. Terrifying for a lot of reasons. 1, cars aren't meant to be in the river. Nope. They're meant to be on the road.
2, you're driving the car, and then all of a sudden, you're in the water. And it's cold. Yes. It's very cold in the water. The river is, of varying depths, and you just don't know.
And currents? Correct. And in the dark. And it was in the evening. Creatures are lurking in the dark.
So here's here's the deal. This happened about 6 PM, so it is dark at that at that point. And, this is right near the golf course in Blackfoot. And, the the driver, she had to get out through the back door instead of the front because of the water pressure. So she must have been nose down.
Mhmm. So her back door was probably still up a little bit higher. Yep. And she was able to, crawl through the car into the back seat able to get out. And and get out and swim to the shore.
There were folks nearby. There were bystanders that saw her. They were able to get her aid right away, and authorities are planning to send in divers to recover the car first thing this morning. Divers? They're gonna Well, it sank overnight.
Yeah. No. No. No. No.
No. I get it. Do they have, like, cranes and stuff that they'll be using? Yeah. They'll take a they'll put a tow truck on the on the shore there, and they'll pull a cable down into have you not watched the YouTube stuff of people doing car recovery?
No. Oh. Is there such a thing? Absolutely. Because I'm fascinated to watch.
It's wild. Most of the time, they're doing it, to recover, a body or something like that. And, thankfully, that is not the case in this in this story. Good for her. Yeah.
But, pretty wild story out of Blackfoot, and I'm glad that she's okay. That's that's really, really good. But if you wanna see a photo this morning that will take you by surprise, a car submerged in the river You're not wrong. With its headlights on and its taillights. Yeah.
It's the first thing I saw when I pulled up the website this morning, and I went, woah. That's wild. So if you wanna read the story, you wanna see the photo, get more details at eastidahonews.com, that's where you'll find it. And I'm glad everything is, is okay, and she's safe. And that's that's wonderful.
And be careful on slick roads. I mean, that's the that's the the real deal. And, hopefully, this this teenage girl driver, is is okay and and, you know, mentally, that's gonna it's gonna take a toll for a little while. I'm sure she's gonna be a little nervous to get behind the wheel again. So take your time.
Oh, man. Nobody's rushing you when you're comfortable, unless you have to get to class or something. And then Have somebody drive you. Something. Something.
Just be careful. Be careful on those roads, and I'm glad she's safe and okay. The stories at eastidaho news.com. How many Gen zers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Is this, is this really happening?
What? Right? Well, how many does it take to hang an LED strip? I think it's probably the real answer. That's the thing, isn't it?
Yeah. So I just read a thing that said, 1 in 5 Gen z ers don't know how to change a light bulb. I'm really curious if our kids look. I know our kids could figure it out. I feel like most kids could figure it out.
Most people could figure it out. So gen z is what is it? 1997 to 2,012. So, yes, this is both of our children. So this is what's 1997 is I don't know.
Do the math. On what? What are you trying to do the math on? 1997? That's just one number.
Well, does that make that person? I got it. Hold on. It's you'd be 28. 28.
To 2,012? That's such a big number. It did. Minus 13 to 28. There you go.
That's a lot of years. Good job. Go on. It's a 15 year window. So this generation, it says that they a lot of these, like, what we call easy tasks, they either don't know how to do it, they haven't been taught, or they're just paying somebody to do it for them.
And they're spending more than $1500 a year on these easy, easy tasks to have somebody come in and do it. Can you imagine calling somebody to change your light bulb? I think if I like, there are times when I have to call, phone a friend because I need help on something. So I'll call But it's not to change a light bulb? Yeah.
No. But that's because I was I don't know what no. I'm trying to think when did I learn to to put in a light bulb, but I I don't know for sure when I learned how to change a light bulb. Probably young Yeah. Because I have a lamp in my room, and I probably changed the light bulb in my in my lamp.
A lot of people are saying that they don't even wanna get on the ladder because getting on the ladder is too dangerous. Alright. I don't know where such a generalization. Well, it is. It absolutely is.
And I don't know where they're getting their data or where what survey they've asked people. I think there's I think there's a couple of things going on here. 1, they're generation bashing, which True. Is really lame. Oh, these kids oh, like, stop it.
You you're generation bashing, and you're also painting with such a broad stroke brush to say, oh, these kids don't know how to do these common things. I'm not a fan of this one. Just because I think that whoever whoever is putting this together is is doing it intentionally to to be yeah. I don't think I don't think this is a real thing. I don't think I think it could be a real thing, but maybe not as intense as they're making it up.
That's what I'm saying. Like, if you were to ask our kids, I guarantee if you said, hey. Change this light bulb. They're gonna figure it out. And I that's what I'm I mostly read it because I'm curious to know what our kids would do Now if our kids did not have time.
Listen. I took a shop class when I was in 9th grade maybe, and I was wiring electrical circuits in the shop class. Good job. Did you do that kind of shop class? No.
It was What was your shop class? Woodworking. Just wood? Mhmm. Like, we did I did robotics programming.
I did I didn't do that. Welding. I did plastic injection molding. We did electrical stuff. We built bridges to see how much weight they could hold.
I've been these days they're doing that stuff too. They're taking coding classes. That's what I'm saying. It's it's evolved maybe, but but what what I was trying to say is, like, those though there are people that look at what I did and went, oh, that shop class? No.
We did this, and it's a generational bash always down the road. Is. And so that's, I feel like, is what's happening. Last night, Emery said that the new generation is gonna be called I can't remember this year. Alpha and then you've got beta.
That's what they've done. This year? The like, kids are born this year? Our our generation beta. And she said, isn't that stupid?
What a stupid name. And then she said, I feel like my generation is the last good generation. Every generation feels that. And I said, you're wrong. Yeah.
Because my generation was the last good generation. Okay. No. Here's the thing. We all bring different skill sets to the table, so we all have to learn how to work together.
That's it. What a wholesome message. Isn't that? Yeah. It's my TED Talk.
Aw. Thanks for having us. Do our kids know how to change a light bulb? Maybe. They do.
Won't need to because it's all LED. Yeah. And those lights last forever. You'll have to do it a lot less often. That is for sure, which is fine.
Then you don't have to be worried about that scary ladder. Hey. I'm afraid of ladders. Oh, are you? Yeah.
Danger. Do you ever watch this, lawn care guy on social media? No. This s b mowing? No.
You've never stumbled across his videos? No. They're really cool. Are they? Yeah.
And he's he he talks a little bit about, like, his not so much about his company, but more about, like, the the purpose here. And, essentially, what he does, he he owns a a lawn care company, and that's his job. But, occasionally, every so often, maybe once a month or or more often than that, he'll he'll find property that just has been completely neglected, whether it's an an unoccupied, corner that's just overgrown weeds and trees or if it's maybe somebody's house and they just like, their yard is completely just overgrown, and they haven't trimmed the shrubs in a 100 years. And I think I did see a video of this guy yesterday. Probably seen this dude older woman?
Yes. Yeah. This this is super cool. So this guy, his name is Spencer. His his stuff is really fun to watch because he, first of all, he speeds it all up so you're not watching a guy in real time mow a lawn.
And and then he shows you the before and afters, and it's pretty amazing. Like, he's uncovered hidden sidewalks people didn't even know they had. I think he also it might not have been the same guy, but there was a guy who trimmed back like, there was a bus stop, and the kids were having to walk on the road. Yes. And he trimmed the sidewalk so they could alright.
This is the club. You've seen I have seen this. He's it's pretty awesome. Yeah. So he is he has done this for a long time.
Well, people have, dumped a bunch of money into, this cause. And so he keeps that money separate so that he can, do different things. Well, so this story and and I don't know if this is the video you saw, but there is this, elderly woman named Beth, and she is facing a $240 city fine that she can't afford. And so he said, look. We're gonna get your yard in in a tip top shape.
And Yeah. And this woman said that she had together. She had hired somebody else to come do it, and they haven't shown up. And they she couldn't get ahold of them. I saw this.
She was in tears talking to this guy. She was like, I've tried to get people to come do it, but nobody will come do it for me. So this video has got over a 100,000,000 views at this point, and, he set up a donation, campaign for it, and he's got over $400,000 that people have donated for this this particular campaign. So not only are his team able to spruce up the yard, but they're also making Beth's home more accessible and comfortable building ramps, installing a chairlift. A world of difference for Beth.
Just incredible. Beth tearfully said, you your work makes me twinkle, which I think is really that's a nice that's a nice thing. So, that's pretty cool. Beth's home is now safer. It's a happier place.
She's avoided the city fine. All is well, and it's really cool. I like I like what Spencer's doing. Well done. And his videos are fun.
I like, I like the sound of the weed eater sped up in in his videos. It's a cool noise. It's just a and he and he he's really good about taking the volume down so you don't feel like you're being, like, slammed with all the yard work noise, and it's pretty good. I don't mind yard work noise because you know what that means? Warm weather.
Warm weather. Yeah. Yeah. That means the sun is shining. The grass is growing.
Yeah. It's gonna smell like fresh cut grass soon. Oh, yes. All those things. Anyway, that's good news Good job, sweetie.
Going. I don't even wanna talk about it. I don't even wanna talk about it. Gonna have to. I saw something What?
That was saying that, Sam Darnold, quarterback of the Minnesota Vikings Not anymore. Lo hold on. He lost a bunch of money in losing that game. I'm sure he did. So I'm trying to He also lost his job.
I'm sure of it. Yeah. Did you see that game? That game was ridiculous. I saw the end of the game.
Even try. He had how many sacks? 9. He he was on his back a lot. The dude was picking himself up off the field all night.
Yeah. So, this is his playoff debut. And last week, they lost but made it into the playoffs. It's wildcard week, Monday night football. You're on the big stage.
You're playing against the Los Angeles Rams in Arizona because that's how things ended up going on. But the Minnesota Minnesota Vikings lost 27 to 9 and have been eliminated from the playoffs last night. Yeah. Ugh. So after this season, he will be a free agent.
Oh. And based on his performance in the regular season, he was expected to get a lucrative deal in the free agency period. He was doing so good. However, because of his performance in the last two games, the Vikings quarterback, has seemed to have been cost a significant amount of money and fans, also not really backing him right now. What is crazy, excuse me, in football, how quickly somebody will turn on you?
Oh, for sure. He honestly, you could lose one game, and you could have a bad day, and and people are gonna go, that was not what we would have liked to have seen. Yeah. But we'll get them next time, bud. But you do it 2 weeks in a row, it's real bad.
But not even like, it was so bad. The the games he's played these last 2 weeks have been so bad. Yeah. Not just a couple of bad throws here and there, but the whole game, you can't keep playing poorly the whole game. And the commentators were talking about it, and they were they were saying, like, this is weird because this is a 142 team.
Like like, this is a good team. Against the Rams. I know. I know. In the last two games, Sam threw for 411 yards, 1 touchdown, and 1 interception, and he only completed about 53% of his throws.
So he was way off his game. You know that I had I had some bets going on the Vikings making it all the way to the Super Bowl. Now I'm done. Now I'm done. Out.
Would you, Yeah. You know I think a lot of people had Minnesota looking at game. Coach was so mad. Justin Jefferson was so mad. Yeah.
Justin Jefferson wouldn't even take off his helmet at the end of the game. He was so mad. He did end up taking off. He was fine. But, but yeah.
No. He, he's he's lost a lot of respect. He's lost a lot of fan base. There's a good likelihood he will not be signed by the Vikings in free agency. Here's the thing.
I get so mad. I'm like, you blew it. You blew it, Darnold. And then I go, ah, he's just a dude. Like, what if he wasn't feeling well?
What if he's got some other things going on? I get that's his job, and he's gotta perform, but he was, like, climbing high, high, high, and now he's like, ah, crud. Yeah. Now I don't have a job anywhere. Now I'm gonna be a free agent forever because no one's gonna pick me up.
It's not good. It's not good for Sam. It feels so sad. And the Vikings are gonna be okay. They've they've got a rookie quarterback, JJ McCarthy, that you drafted this year.
He's he had, some knee surgeries and stuff, and so he's been on the bench all season. He is expected to come out swinging. He is a killer quarterback. Watch out for us. And you haven't even seen him play yet.
Now he's a rookie. That's gonna be the hard part. Not that rookies can't do amazing things. Just look at what's going on with Daniels at the Commanders. Right?
Like, that guy is, he's a rookie, and he's doing well. Anyway, it's, it's gonna be interesting to see what happens. Sorry. Your team's out of the playoffs. I know.
It's alright. The Ravens are still there. They're my 2nd favorite team. Yeah. Let's go Ravens.
Okay. Lamar Jackson, best quarterback in the league. Alright. Let's go. Best quarterback in the playoffs.
But then you also have you also have Allen in there. You think you got Joe Burrow in that list. Yeah. Joe Burrow is better. Okay.
Well, don't tell our son that. But big big talk there, lady. Go Football. Football. This is a this is a hot take from our daughter.
Yeah. She loves breakfast. That's true. There is nothing she loves more than breakfast. In fact, she sent me a text this morning that said, I could go for some Einstein Bagels.
Right? We don't even have that. Even have that. It's not even a thing. We don't even have that in this town or in this area.
There isn't even one I mean, there's a place you can go and have a bagel, but there's not that place. Right. Right. And you guys, you do this, trip to, quilt thing. Is that where you have that usually?
Yes. So, when is that? September ish? Yes. That you'll go do the the quilt tour?
Well, sometimes when usually, when we're in in Utah, we eat Einstein Bagels just because we like it. I've never done that. You've done that. Yes. You have.
Mhmm. You've done that with us. I don't know about that. Yes. Because we went to a gross one.
Oh, good. We didn't know it was gonna be gross. What a great experience. Oh, I remember. That was up by, by the university Yes.
In, in in Salt Lake. Oh, yeah. Good job. I remember. I remember.
Good. I'm so glad. But that's the one time I've ever been there. I don't even remember what they have. What's so great?
What is she They have bagels. Okay. Yeah. But then what? I don't know.
She gets, like, a sandwich there. This we're not talking about that. Wanna know what she's excited. What's she got in her head? What is she thinking is so great?
I don't know. A plain bagel with some meat on it? She doesn't get wet. What I'm saying. When she's like, oh, this sounds delicious.
Like, what do you what do you really saying? When we make that same sandwich at home Yeah. She wouldn't like it. She's like, she said over She over the weekend It's it's very aggressive. She's talking about breakfast, and she said, hotel breakfast, do be fire.
That was a sentence? That was her sentence. She has got to spend more time in English class. But listen. The matter is that she thinks hotel breakfast is fire, meaning that it's good.
And I heartily disagreed with her, and then we got into a little bit of a skiff. You don't like a continental breakfast? No. Who does? Oh, see, here's why she likes it.
It's because it's a breakfast buffet. I like it because it's free. Well, right. You paid for it a little bit. It's included in the price of your room that you're in for several hours to sleep.
I don't like it, and I'll tell you why. Because it's weird. You walk down to the hotel lobby, and there's all these other strangers, all these guests. Some of them are dressed up really nice. Some of them just wander down in their pajamas.
Sure. And it's weird eating breakfast with strangers in their pajamas. Is it? Yeah. I don't like it.
That's interesting. It's it's weird. You're not eating with them. No. I know.
I'm not sitting at a table. Isn't that a potential to meet people from all over the place? Like, that's an opportunity. No. I don't.
I'm not gonna do that. Whoever you're standing in next standing in line next to that's taken too many eggs, you know, like, hey. Hey. Hey. Save some for the rest of us there, bud.
You know? Don't be that guy. Don't be the egg guy. Take the egg. There's always a huge line for the waffle maker.
Yeah. That's why they usually put it in a different table so it isn't clogging up the regular line. And then you can never get into the waffle line. And then I don't like the waffle line. I will say we had a continental breakfast, and then there was a sale one Black Friday at some point where they had a waffle maker that was like the one in the in the hotel that opens up, turns upside down, all that.
We did buy that because it was, like, $10 or something. We've probably used it twice. Yeah. We haven't used it very often. Even know that the kids know we have the ability to make really nice waffles anytime.
Like, anytime you wanna waffle. I know. That's what I thought. I said, what's so great about a hotel breakfast? We have all of that stuff here, and it's gonna be 10 times better.
Right. But then she has to cook it. Are the worst. Hotel eggs? They're not bad.
Oh, no. Oh, no. The sauce Plus, they have real potatoes, which she's into that. She doesn't want fake potatoes or grilled potatoes. They're covered in salt and pepper, and, plus, they have more salt and pepper on the table.
And you cover it with ketchup anyway. Sick. Gross. I'll grab my yogurt and my, orange juice and head back to the hotel room. Thank you.
Thank you. Like, the the thing that you turn the knob and cereal falls in a bowl? No. I think that's a cool invention. It's like getting breakfast from the bulk section.
Yeah. I'll have that. I think the idea for her is that it is a breakfast buffet. Buffet. And so you get a plethora of options.
Right. It's like Willy Wonka and the candy store. That's right. Breakfast. It do be fire.
It do be fire. We talked yesterday about how we watched a video where men like to perform quests. Yeah. According to this lady. According to this woman.
She said, this is no science or whatever. She just has an opinion that men like quests, and you should let men go on quests. And you should be grateful when they complete a quest and give them body armor and, and things to improve their ability to go on quests. So I gave you a quest yesterday. What was it?
Did this quest take you by surprise? What was the quest? The quest was, my car won't start. Oh. You it was a multilevel.
You had to solve a problem. You had to go on a quest, but you also had to rescue the damsel in distress. So it was like a Was it that was a big quest? I didn't even realize. I know.
I knew that you were stranded. Your your, car wouldn't start for some weird reason. I don't know what And I said, well, it sounds like your battery's having an issue, so let's try jumping it. And so I drove to, clear across town where you were stranded and had to figure out how to park next to you in a parking lot with other cars. That was a tricky, isn't it?
Bit of a quest of its own. And then and then, jump started the car. It started right up. No big deal was all good. Jumper cables.
That's right. You did have gear? I had those jumper cables too since I've had high school? Yeah. No.
College. Since you were in college. Those jumper cables I got for free. Wow. How often they've come in handy?
A handful. Yeah. A handful of times. Yes. But they're always there when I need them.
This is true. You've got them in a little bag. They're they're given to you by some insurance company at something. Did you win them? I no.
I I did not win them. I, actually, I did win them. There it is. It was I had a I had a feeling you won them at some sort of, event. BangelFest, actually.
At ISU. Okay. So you were at ISU Bengalfest, and did you have to throw a football through a hoop? I couldn't tell you. You don't remember what you had to do to win them?
I do not. I don't remember. I bet it was something really cool, though, I bet. How many other people got jumper cables? None.
It was only me. I bet that's not I bet there's probably at least 20 or so people rolling around with those same blue bag with, jumper cables in it. With the title of the From the year 2000. Company that was giving them away. Whatever insurance company.
Those jumper cables They've had a help. Full of times. So found a way to park, got you, got your your car jump started, and then you drove away, and then, all was well. And then as a side quest, I went and had lunch. You did.
Yeah. You had 3 quests then. No. That was my side quest slash reward for completing the task of rescuing you. Victory point.
That's right. I went and ate lunch by myself. Oh. Well, somebody was late for work because their car wouldn't start. So you weren't gonna hang out and eat lunch with me.
Good. I had to get to work. Thank you for, rescuing this damsel in distress. You're so welcome. Good job completing the quest.
I don't wanna know when my next one is. I was gonna I was about to say when's my next quest, but that's fine. You don't have to tell me. Just keep it to yourself. Surprise.
No. Surprise quest. I don't need it. You can just have it. I'm good.
I I don't need a quest. I'm just, I'm just gonna sit over here and not quest for a while. Alright. Thanks. So if you're wondering, about KidSmart's, no.
The phones are not working. So So long. Still still on hold for that. Mhmm. I did not get an update yesterday.
I'll see what I can find out today, though. It is dress up your pet day today, which I think is great. Our dog, Luna, she has several different Sweaters? Sweaters, hoodies, a coat, different bandanas. Maybe we'll put it all on her.
All of it? Let's see what happens. She'll be, like, re I can't put my arms down. I can't put my arms down. She Yeah.
Doesn't like to wear that stuff because it inhibits her, I think. I think, she doesn't hate it because I think she is she protests things she does not like, so I don't think she hates it. I think it works as, like, a a comforting fest. It's a it mellows her out a little bit. Not totally, but a lot more.
And, plus, it keeps her warm and cozy, and she looks cute. So deal with it. I I'm dealing with it. No. I'm I'm saying to her, deal with it.
They they actually found out that, when it comes to dressing your pet, people do it at Halloween a lot Uh-huh. But there are people that do it all the time. And, globally, pet clothing is a 5 over 5 and a half $1,000,000,000 industry. We're in the wrong business. We gotta start making dog clothes.
Well, it's oversaturated now. No way. Is oversaturated. It's not. It's expected to reach over almost 10,000,000,000, 9,800,000,000 in the next Come on.
In the next, 8 years. There are people have you seen those people that dye their pets? Like, colors and stuff? Yeah. They Like, the when they go groom a poodle, and they make it look like a rainbow or whatever?
Yeah. Yeah. I know what you're talking about. Sure. We've never done that.
Well, I'm not gonna dye the dog a color. Why? Why would I? She's not a big fluffy poodle. No.
But you could still dye her a color. What color? Any color. No. You I'm not dyeing the dog.
I'm not dyeing the dog. It's just not a thing. She'd be easy to find. What color? Red.
Red. For Valentine's Day. Oh, of course. And then in March, we'll paint her green. She does look cute in those little sweaters that we have for her.
Which one's your favorite? She's got the green hoodie. She's got the coat, and then she's got that old man sweater. I like the old man sweater. The bone on the back.
Yeah. That's your favorite? That's my favorite because it looks I don't know. It's she looks like a little old grandma when she wears it. It's a it's a grandma sweater.
Well, here's what I'll do. I'm gonna I'm gonna dress her up in her in her different outfits, her her stuff. I'll take some pictures. I'll post some pictures because it is dress up your pet day. So we should celebrate appropriately by dressing up your pet.
Dressing up Luna and, posting pictures of her on the Internet. You get, like, trying to get her to sit still enough to take her picture. I got this. She's a terrorist. No.
She's not. Terrorist. She did get a new toy yesterday. She did. That's been a treat.
I better get some video of that thing too. That's hilarious. The egg? Yes. That egg.
That wobbly egg that she pushes around to their little feet. She puts both hands on it and pushes it up and down the hall. The weirdest little animal you've ever seen. I don't get it. We're so lucky to have that.
Yeah. At least it's a quiet activity. What's that thing made of? Rocks? I think it is made out of cement.
Crazy. You know, the Nutcracker ballet? Yeah. And you know, how there's the rat king? You kinda look like the rat king.
But a cuter version of the rat king. I mean, always a cuter version. Terrifying. But you got you got Rat King vibes going. Or or or it kinda looks like you might have, like, maybe been spray painting, and you have some sort of respirator.
Okay. But move your microphone and get a little closer to this camera because this is this is something else. What you're wearing arrived in the mail yesterday, and you were very excited because this is your nose warmer. It's a crocheted nose warmer that you've been, asking for as a Christmas gift for for 5 years probably. Maybe not.
Ever since you saw it online, and you said, I want one of those. Because my nose often gets cold. K. So now you have it. Now I have it.
And it looks great. It looks great. Doesn't it? Totally normal. I It looks no one will notice.
I don't care if anybody notices. Here's the thing. It's mostly e 4 to be at home. Oh. I'm just gonna wear it at home.
You're not gonna wear it in the car driving around? No. Why? That's cold outside. I'm looking at you because I'm I've got this I I've got the cameras rolling because everybody's gotta see this thing.
So I'm looking at you on the camera, and it's it's wild. How is it wild? It's just wild. I don't know what to do with it. Wild, do you mean cute?
By wild, do you mean warm? I'm trying to figure out a little bit more about it. What do you mean? It's I feel like it's a little bit big. It it's a lot larger than I expected to that I have a small nose.
You do. So I could actually get rid of this much of it. Quite a bit. Now that's form fitting to your nose. How far, out from your nose like a clam?
You see, you've got a lot of room in there. I do. You know what room allows? Air. You know what air does in the cold?
Gets cold. I don't know if that thing's gonna work. It is. It's already working. Inside.
My nose I I'm usually inside when my nose is cold. If I'm sitting around watching TV Uh-huh. I go, my nose is so cold. And then when it's cold, it just drips. Yeah.
Gross. I know. Also gonna catch drips. That's nice. No.
It won't because it'll be warm. So no drips. It's so toasty in there. I bet. It's a toasty warm nose.
So it's crocheted. It's like, if someone crocheted, like a like this be the beginning of a hat. Yeah. And then And it hooks around like a couple of straps on each side. It's it doesn't seem like it's overly hard to make.
No. I What's something like that cost? I think I spent $11. $11. And then I think I had to spend $2 on shipping.
Okay. So $13. Not I mean No. Someone's home, home making that. Oh, there you go.
I gotta take it off. It's too little bit too warm. Too warm and your nose warmer. Yeah. I did it did arrive in the mail yesterday.
I had to order it myself because Yeah. That's I have to buy myself my own Christmas presents. Oh, jeez. And when it arrived Uh-huh. It kinda had a funny smell to it.
How is it now? It's fine now. You let it air out? Because I've been smelled like post office. And making it my own.
Is that right? That's what you do with stuff? Oh, look at what? You can Turn it inside out? Yeah.
Yeah. That's interchangeable. Okay. I could absolutely have made one of these myself. I could have.
Yeah. I know these stitches. Yeah. It looks like, what it looks like a just a generic crochet stitch for the nose part. A single stitch is what they call that.
And then is it just yarn, or is the yarn crocheted for the ear parts? No. It's crocheted. Crocheted just in a chain, which you know how to do that. I do.
Yeah. Okay. So I could make so many more of these. Oh, great. Now that I have the outline.
Super. And you could make them a little bit smaller to fit your own notes. I could. Got cold again. Oh, is that right?
No. It did not. Nothing changed. Look at that thing. Wow.
Make sure you follow us on socials at classy 97klce. We have a YouTube channel. This will be posted, today, so you'll be able to see the marvelous nose warmer. Wow. Wow.
You're just jealous. I'm not. Is your nose cold? No. You jealous?
I'm not. It all I mean, it's kind of if it had a couple of more straps, it looked like a spider was sitting on your face. They do make they make these, but they have little designs on them. I've seen somewhere it's actually a nose, and then they have whiskers that come out. So if you're looking for an outfit, a costume an outfit.
A costume. What little animal nose would I wear today? Exactly. Sure. I just wanna wear it at home when my nose is cold so when I'm watching TV Mhmm.
I'll be so warm and toasty. Well, I'm excited for you. Me too. I'm also excited for you. Oh, man.
That is so it's so not it. When you're in the shower K. Do you like getting your face wet? I don't mind. I don't mind getting my face wet.
I don't like water in my eyes. Well, no one. I'm not holding my eyes open when I'm in the shower going, like, I gotta wash clothes too. But I don't even like it when it hits my closed eyes. I know.
So you and I think this I I'm pretty sure our sun is in the same boat where, like, if your face gets wet, you immediately have to grab a towel Yeah. And wipe off your eyes. Yeah. You can't like, there's no soap. Nothing's gonna happen.
Just open your eyes. But I don't like it. But you can. I know I can. I just don't want to.
I'm not wipe my eyes if I get water in my face kinda guy. And I know there's a lot of people that are like that. Like, oh, gotta wipe my eyes. I'm like that. Like, you've been like, I can't where's my towel?
I can't see. I can't see. I can't see. And you have to, like, find the towel to wipe your eyes. I'm like, just open your eyes, dude.
I don't think it's that traumatic. It's pretty bad. It's it's not. I can't see. All I do is grab a towel and wipe, and then I carry it.
You can't find your towel because it's not on the hook, and then you yell from the shower, help. Help. That's not It's happened. No. It doesn't.
It has happened at least 3 times. That's usually when I run out of soap. Right. Or you left your razor somewhere, and you have nothing to do with Or there's no towel. No.
Yeah. Because they always grab a towel. Except when you don't. That's why I said, like, you've taken a lot of showers, 100 even. Yeah.
But three times maybe in the however many years I've known you, you've been like, I don't have a towel. It's it's rare. No. That's just never happened. It has.
They always grab a towel. Or it's fallen off the hook and you can't reach you. Probably more often that. I'm saying there have been three instances of all your showers where the towel's been unavailable. But, nonetheless, I don't, I don't mind I hate that.
I love that. In my face. I am a guy like, I will face the shower, and I know that freaks some people out. You you don't. You don't face the water.
Face away face away from the water. Right. No. I I will face it and walk forward into it. What?
Yeah. I'm a maniac. Yes. That's my middle name, maniac. You sure are.
Yeah. Walking straight into that shower. I'm not I'm not scared. Right into the warm water. Right into my face.
Watch out. You are so dangerous. Yeah. Maniac. Look at my rebel husband.
Yeah. Yeah. You didn't even know. I did do. I'm gonna get a leather jacket next.
You already have 1. I do. For when I ride my motorcycle. A dangerous activity. Oh my.
You're so crazy. I know. I was just reading a story about a kid who also hated getting his eyes wet, and so he started showering with goggles. Oh, yeah? Yeah.
Swim goggles? Yes. I mean, that's an idea. So then I could walk straight into the water. Yeah.
I bet you wouldn't, though. I bet I wouldn't either because scared. Well, yeah, how do I know those goggles are water resistant? They're swim goggles. That's how.
I know, but They're made for that. Listen. Sometimes what? Sections don't work around your eyes, and then water seeps in. Oh, no.
Yeah. I know. Not water on my eyes. I I know. Made of?
Skin. Water. A lot of it. You're gonna be fine. You're not gonna melt.
No. I know I'm gonna be fine. I just don't enjoy that feeling. Of having wet face? Wet eyes, mostly.
Wet eyes. I don't like water in my eyes. If I'm swimming in a pool, I don't like that either. You don't open your eyes underwater? No.
Who does that? Why not? If there's chlorine, that could hurt your eyes so bad. How are you gonna know what's going on down there? Well, then you'll have goggles.
If I have goggles, I'll open my eyes. And look around? Yeah. Yeah. But then I get grossed out.
Because a Band Aid floats by? Or hair or bugs, and then I go, I'm done swimming. Where are you swimming? Any pool. Oh, yeah.
Yeah. You'll see that in any pool. I've I don't And then my I don't see that stuff. Swim time is ruined. Yeah.
Gross. I need a pair of goggles. For the shower? For the shower. I think you'll be okay.
Just open your eyes. You're an adult. Come on. I am not an adult. Face the shower and just walk into the water, eyes open.
See what happens. I bet you'll live. I bet I will. Yeah. I just won't like it.
And then you'll go, help. Again, I don't know where my towel is. Help. When I lived at home, my mom was constantly on the search for new eye creams. That's not just when you were at home.
Well, it started then. Yeah. For sure. Because she's, now what? In her seventies?
82 K. I think. And, and so she's I don't know. How old when you were? 30?
She was 30 when I was born. Yeah. So she was probably about my age when I was, yeah, a teenager, and I started to notice Right. That she was constantly oil of Olay. Oh, fancy.
I was gonna say palm olive, but that's a dish soap. K. Fabulosa. She's constantly liquid. Constantly on the search for eye cream.
Right. And she So as long as I've known her over the past 25 years or whatever, same. She's always talking about wrinkles and different creams. Specifically, the ones under her eyes. Is it the eye bag thing?
Is that what what is? I think that is the thing that drives her the most crazy about her wrinkles is the is the eye mask. A like a wrinkle here. I mean, I look. I'm getting them, and that's just because I'm I'm a sleepy guy.
And that just happens with age. Yeah. It's just natural progression. Yeah. I was shopping the other day and saw I was influenced Oh, boy.
To buy this eye cream. Everybody said, I did. Okay. You're supposed to use it at night and in the morning. So I've used it twice now.
I used it last night and this morning. And? Do you notice a difference? No. They it looks like the same eyes.
What what should I be noticing? It's supposed to And can I just backtrack for half a second Sure? And say, why are you doing this? Oh, just because. Because?
Because I was influenced. Okay. I understand. Oh, yeah. It does look better.
Look at it. Oh, good. When you just when you started this conversation, you said my mom was obsessed with eye creams. I'm And then you then transitioned into, and so I got a new eye cream. No.
I'm not gonna be obsessed about it. I don't know. I'm going to try this eye cream. Yeah. And if it works, great.
If it doesn't, great. Josh, listen. I've turned a new corner. As you know, I'm letting the grays come. I'm gonna age gracefully.
With eye cream? Yeah. Yes. I gotta I gotta do a little mitigation. Right?
Sure. Whatever. I if that's important to you, that's fine. Listen. And it's a tiny bottle, so it's not gonna last.
No. It always is a tiny bottle. It wasn't that expensive either. Okay. Good.
Great. I I just my mom was always she wanted a real, like, a miracle fix. She was always about, like, I'm gonna buy this cream because it's gonna take my wrinkles away completely. And I'd be like, you know, that's not that's not a thing. I'm trying to figure out the expectation.
Like, did she think she was gonna put it on and it was a fountain of youth that was gonna take her back to a 20 or 30 year old face? Yes. I think she did. Uh-huh. And that just isn't a thing.
That's not a thing. Yeah. And I know I'm more grounded in reality. I know that's not gonna happen. Okay.
Will it delay some of this? Yeah. It kinda looks so. What is in it that is, affecting the wrinkle? I don't know.
I have no idea. I know nothing about it. Okay. What does it say on the bottle? I don't know.
Do Do you not have it here? No. Oh. Why would I have it here? I didn't know if you're carrying it around just in case you needed to hit it.
Like, I got a I got a wrinkle popping up. I need to I need to hit this cream real quick. I gotta get this before it turns into something. Yeah. Oh, I had an expression.
I saw I saw a crow's foot. I need to go hit this lotion. No. Crow's feet are over here. Right.
And I actually don't Next to your eye. I don't mind the crow's feet. I really don't because those are, like, happiness. Look. I got furled brow wrinkle.
I don't You you hate that. I don't care for that. Don't do that. Why? Because that makes you look angry, and I don't like Yeah.
I don't like you when you're angry. And then I got, like, tons of smile lines on the side of my eyes. I really do like those. And I got eye bags. Yeah.
The eye bags. Got one of these smile lines? Smile too, and I like those too. It's the eye bags that I'm trying to get rid of. I don't mind the crow's feet.
I don't like smile. Eye bags. It's what they say. No. That's where it ends.
I know it all starts at the eye bags. You look at eye bags, you start buying face cream, and next thing you know, oil of Olay. Look at my eye bags, though, after 2 treatments. Oh, wow. Thank you.
Good for you. Thank you. Miracles. You look 20 again. Oh, thanks.
You know, kids these days will Oh, kids these days. They'll constantly repeat, videos or memes Oh, sure. Or things that they've seen. Right. Emery said one yesterday, and I can't even remember what it was.
What was it? I don't I don't know. And I said, what's that? And she said, oh, it's a meme. Oh, it's a meme.
What's it from? And she said, you wouldn't understand. Oh. And I went, what? And she said, it's too new.
You wouldn't understand, and all you do is listen to the news. What? Yeah. I've never seen you listen to the news. Exactly.
I said, you don't know me at all. I don't listen to the news. Yeah. I've never seen that. I'm also young and hip and cool, so I know all these things that are happening.
Absolutely. That's a fact. Now if I had said, does your dad know what that is? She would have said, yeah. Because they think you're cooler than me, and they are wrong.
Now don't get me wrong. They don't think you're cool. What? They just think you're cooler than me. Well, I mean, let's let's be real here.
I'm a little bit real. What's that face? What's that face you're making? Think you're cooler than me? Oh, no.
No. No. They do. It's not about me. No.
Of course not. No. It's not about what I think. It's about what they think. Well, what do you think?
What do I think? Yeah. I don't know. Not much. Do you think you're cooler than me?
No. Never. Especially when you have that nose warmer on. No one's cooler. You're gonna be thinking I'm cool when your nose is cold, and I'm like, what?
Mine is just too warm. Do you know what I do when I have a cold nose and or bottom half of my mouth? You put a gator on. I put on an insulated gator or a scarf. Lame.
I'll tell you why. Why? Because the lower part of my face doesn't get cold. It's this middle part that gets cold. Put the Gator on just here.
Just sandwich it up. Just wear it across the middle. How's that any cooler or less cool? It's less cool. It's not cool, but comparable to that nose warmer.
It's it's the same feel. I mean, look. You you're afraid to wear that thing in public. I'm not afraid. I'll wear it in public today.
Okay. Great. I will. Okay. Great.
I will. Challenge accepted. I will. Great. I will.
But, honestly, my nose is gonna be cold. Oh, you're not just gonna wear it to prove a point? I'll tell you what else gets really cold. My fingers. Aw.
Especially when I know this is such a first world problem. Oh, not your finger. Typing at a keyboard, my fingers get so cold. What are you gonna do? Wear some gloves?
So I have worn gloves before, but have you ever tried to type in gloves? That's not easy. So then I got fingerless gloves, but then the point of that was defeated because it was my fingertips. I know. And then I found a a little, desktop, like, space heater thing You did not find that.
I did. That has a little hand warmer built into it that you can hold like a pebble Yeah. To warm up your hands Yeah. I do. And then put back.
I do have that. It's on my desk at work, and it blows onto my keyboard How cute. Keeps my fingers warm. Yeah. The problem is and here's the problem.
It blows really hot, and then it makes my eyes really dry. I got the solution. What is it? Walk face first into the shower and get your eyes wet, then they won't be dry anymore. This whole thing centers around all the all the things are combined.
I realize that these are silly little problems, and I'm not here to just complain about the problem. Show, we've talked about cold noses, water phobias, and and need for towels to be next to the shower so you don't get your eyes wet for too long Yeah. Dry eyes, cold fingers. Like, what is going on? I don't know what I'm supposed to say.
How are your feet? Pretty good? Yeah. Because they're tucked away in warm socks. In warm daytime socks, not bed socks, which you were sad last night because you didn't put them on, and then you were gonna have to get out of bed to go get your bed socks.
Everything in the whole wide world is about you being warm and cozy. Yeah. Yeah. You got it. I get it.
20 years of marriage. You're just now figuring this out. About you being warm and cozy. Yep. Figured it out.
All I need to do is find you a nice warm blanket. Yes. Get a warm bath going. Yes. See?
Warm and cozy. Get a warm bath going. Yeah. Then after the bath, you have the warm blanket ready with the night socks. Yeah.
Tuck me in. You need a towel heater, don't you? Yes. Yeah. So you can have a warm towel.
Yes. You can have a warm bath. Yes. Spoiled rotten. No.
I'm not. What are you? The youngest child in your house? No. Well, yes, I am, but I'm not spoiled because I don't have those things.
No. I know. But you want to be spoiled rotten. Correct. What I'm saying.
Don't we all? Don't say you don't want that. You want it. I don't care about that. A towel serves a purpose.
Until you have it, and then you're like, oh, that's nice. Is it? You would like it if you had it. Don't pretend that you don't like it. Might.
I would try it once and then see. And then you wouldn't go back to a regular cold towel. You would say, I like that warm towel. Can I have that warm towel? Long does it take for the towel to warm up?
Uh-huh. I mean, is it a 5 minute thing? I don't know. I don't have one. Yeah.
So I couldn't tell you. I thought maybe you'd done research on that thing. No? Mm-mm. Alright.
Well, maybe do some research. Find out what it what it takes to get a towel warmer. And then we're gonna need 2 because we have 2 bathrooms. And I thought you said you didn't want 1. Well, I said I wanna try it.
So might as well have it around in case I do like it. You will. You will like it. Think? Everyone likes that.
A warm towel? Okay. I'm doing some research here. You do the research. I'm gonna play a song.
K. And then maybe we'll dollars? A $100. Yeah. Oh, no.
If I give you the name of an artist or band, and I say, what is that person or band signature song? Oh. I think this will vary from person to person. I think so. But I think you're you're probably gonna have moments.
Right? Like, you're gonna have give me an example, I guess. So for example, if I say, what is Madonna's signature song? What is she known the most for? Vogue stands out.
Vogue? That's a big one. Interesting. I again, just because it was such a moment and this became such a thing in so many different pop culture things. And that's why I think you're gonna have different pop culture Yeah.
It's not gonna be subjective. For sure. For sure. Because when for sure. Because when she did the Avita thing, that was a huge thing too.
But even when she did what's the one she did where she looked like, Marilyn Monroe? Material girl. Oh, yeah. Material girl's huge. Big Madonna ball.
So which one of those is her signature song? And I think being called the material girl, certainly certainly would lend itself to that song. Okay. What else you got? Who else?
Who else? I've got Elton John. Okay. What do you think Elton John's signature song is? Again, it's that is he spans He's so many different decades.
The Rocket Man. Sure. Rocket Man's the big big band. His signature song? Or is Crocodile Rock or or tiny dancer.
Yeah. Exactly. There's many, many, yeah. So you're gonna have to look I mean, he's definitely got a signature sound and a and a signature look. Both of those people you've mentioned so far, Madonna and Elton John, huge iconic looks Yes.
Both of them. For sure. So along with the signature sound, I don't know if I could pick one song. I could say, yeah, Elton John, he's a piano guy. Madonna was, you know, sort of, this interesting bad girl kinda thing that she sort of embodied.
So I think that's interesting too. K. So then let's go back to the Beatles. Okay. Eras.
Exactly. Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club is a totally different era than when they were, you know, beginning, and they had the suits and that I mean, so many different So many different eras. Yeah. Each era is gonna have its own signature song. So we could say the same about Taylor who literally has an eras tour where she went through multiple different eras of her career from country stuff doing the Tim McGraw thing up to, you know, more recent stuff.
And and even rereleasing all of her albums, kind of revisiting those eras, she's kind of painting her own road map. What would be a signature Taylor song to you? To me? Yeah. I don't know.
I think Love Story is a huge one. That was one of her first ones. Right. And and that was The Bad Blood was huge. Yeah.
I think I think Love Story was was sort of a tipping point for her coming out of the country world and sort of putting herself in the pop world. K. What about Lady Gaga? A huge icon, as far as her looks too. Signature song?
That meat dress, you know. Like, she's done some stuff. And now she's gone in this sort of more natural way, which I think is, is really suits her. I kinda like what she's doing, plus she's gotten into acting, and I think that's that's kinda fun. Oh, man.
But what would be her signature? I I you do you go to, like, just dance? Or Bad Romance? Right. Or then do you go to that that whole, album was wild when she was really in the monster phase and doing all of that kind of stuff.
Interesting. But, again, it's all dependent on the I know that. Yeah. Your signature song of somebody is not gonna be the same as my signature song of somebody because it's gonna be what we identify that singer and the song with. Mhmm.
It's gonna be a matchy. But I think you still have you still have artists that are reimagining themselves every time they do a new album or every time they you know, every few years, they're they're doing a different thing. Like, Billie Eilish started out as just this sort of you know, when she's doing Ocean Eyes and stuff in her bedroom recording this, just her and Finneas. And she's 13, and she's, like, playing around with music and ends up, you know, going viral and just being huge. And then sort of the way she's gone through her albums, her her sound and and image has progressed as well.
It's interesting. I don't know. I don't know. Every I think every artist is completely unique in that way. The way that they do their artistry and the way that they do it.
Everybody's answer is gonna be unique as well because yours is gonna be different than mine. Interesting. Yeah. Just kind of a it's party game if you have a group of people. It's definitely a good conversation even if you're just looking for something to talk about.
That's a that's a good way to everybody knows some different music. I'm trying to think of Ed Sheeran. He's been pretty steady. He's been pretty much the same dude. Very steady.
I was trying to think of examples. Yeah. For sure. Sure. Why not?
Perfect. I would pick perfect as his signature. Okay. I would agree with that. Bruno Mars.
He's been a very consistent image as well. Him up the other day or just minutes ago. Bruno? Locked out of heaven, probably. Yeah.
Or, what's the there's a oh my gosh. I can't even think of it right now. Mary? Look it up now. Just the Way You Are?
No. Count on me? 24 karat magic? 24 karat magic is certainly Is that one you were thinking of? I don't know which one you were thinking of.
Lockdown Heaven? Uptown Funk. That's the one. I would pick that as his signature. You would?
Really? Absolutely. Yep. 100%. Uptown Funk is his signature song.
According to you. I think that's I think that speaks to Bruno. If you heard that song, you go, undoubtedly, that's Bruno Mars. You can see him dance into it. You can feel the whole thing.
That that is a 100% his signature song. Interesting. Mhmm. What a good topic. Yeah.
That's a fun conversation. That could continue for hours. Hours. Hours. We'll we'll stop now, though.
It's, it's time to ask a very important question. It is the most important question. Would you rather this or that? So important. Would you rather have spaghetti for hair or sweat maple syrup?
I told you. It's the most important question y'all get asked all day. Cooked spaghetti or Oh. Raw noodles? That's a sub would you rather.
It's a would you rather inside of what would you rather some information I need in order to make an educated decision. Spaghetti or uncooked spaghetti for hair? I think I'd rather have cooked spaghetti for hair. You don't wanna look like a crazy noodle spiky head? No.
I'm gonna go And are they just as fragile Yes. As they're real noodles? Yes. And if they get damaged, how quickly do they grow back? How quickly do they grow back?
Let's say they grow back in a day. Stupid. It is stupid, but that's the point. This is something. I'm gonna have cooped spaghetti for hair.
I don't wanna sweat maple syrup because that sounds like a sticky mess. Okay. But raw maple syrup or the straight up maple flavored Karo syrup? Oh, it doesn't matter. Either one is sticky.
It's a sticky sugarcane. Maple is not as bad. Not even nearly as bad. Okay. I would I like raw maple syrup a great deal.
With you. So we'll go And I don't like maple things because I don't like that Karo syrup taste. Okay. You're just using it as sweat. It's just your sweat.
My point is when people make maple flavored things, donuts, maple bacon, anytime there's a maple flavored thing, they're using that extra sugary syrup for it. They're not using Okay. Raw maple What are you picking? Might be delicious. I'd like to try that.
As sweat? What are you picking? Hair. I'm picking spaghetti hair. I'm taking cooked spaghetti hair.
Same size, bud. I forgot to tell you it is hot pastrami sandwich day. Oh, actually, I'm not mad about this. Do you like a hot pastrami sandwich? Stop saying it like that.
You're making it sound gross. I'm saying three words. Hot Pastrami Sandwich. How is that gross? You've got kind of an an attitude with it.
I got an attitude? I do like pastrami sandwiches. Hot pastrami sandwich? You're saying hot. Yeah.
Because I want you to feel the heat. I can feel it. Hot pastrami sandwich. Okay. Why are you telling me this?
I just if you wanted to have 1, you could. I could. I could Hot pastrami. Guess what? I could have one anytime.
But today is hot pastrami sandwich day. Stop saying it. You gotta stop saying it. What other meat sandwiches you like? You like a roast beef sandwich?
Yeah. Barbecue pulled pork sandwich? You don't like a barbecue pulled pork sandwich? You have a coleslaw on it? Yeah.
I do. Yeah. I know you do. I know you. What about a Reuben?
Yeah. On rye bread? Yeah. Yeah? What about a meatball sub?
Nope. You love a meatball sub with all that sauce? I don't. On the bread? Nope.
When's the last time you had a meatball sub? Never. I used that was my go to when I was in high school. Was it? It was.
Tell me more. So I would get the bread, and then they would lay down the sauce on there, and then they would put the meatballs in a row and more sauce and cheese, and I'd get lettuce and, and pickles on it. That sounds awful. That sounds gross. I don't like meatballs.
Don't put it on a sandwich. A meatball sub. No. Thank you. What about a French dip?
Yeah. I like French dip. What's the meat on that? Roast beef. It's a it's definitely a beef of some kind.
Yeah. For sure. What about a BLT? Now your mom used to make BLTs, and she would she would get Fancy Falls brand, bacon on her BLTs. The fanciest.
It's expensive bacon. It's good. Her BLTs were pretty good. I haven't had one of your mom's BLTs in a very long time. Been a long time.
I could go for that. What about an Italian sub? Now that's got different meats. What kind of meats on that? This is good content right here.
All of this Answer the question. What kind of meat is on the Italian sub? Ham, and then they have a salami and then other Italian meats. K. What about a club sandwich?
That's a turkey and bacon, sometimes with an avocado. Ham. Usually a ham. A turkey and bacon. Yeah.
And a ham? Yeah. Oh. Sometimes roast beef. Not always.
What about a cheesesteak? Yes. You like that? I do. Do you have a point, or are you just naming sandwiches?
It's hot pastrami sandwich day, so I just wanted to find out what other meat sandwiches you like. I saved the best for last. It's gonna be the worst one. What? Baloney.
Ew. Or pimento loaf. Nope. No. I was thinking I'd get one of those baloney chubs and just slice it.
That way I could get it thick. You absolutely would. You like a baloney sandwich, you like that baloney half inch thicker more. You can absolutely get that. I'm not going to eat that.
With a nice thick cut of, block of cheddar So that's gonna be mayo on there. A waste of money. I think you'd dig it. Nope. I could toast up the thick bologna.
No. Nope. No. Nope. You just keep saying no.
Nope. Because you keep looking at me. Mhmm. I I don't know what else to say. Try it.
I'm not, and I won't. Try it. If I get desperate in a moment of desperation, if I am hungry and I am that's the only thing to eat, then, yes, I probably will eat that. But guess what? I'm not there.
I have other options to eat, and I'm gonna eat the better options because I have choices. It's hot pastrami sandwich day. It's, the show is over. I hope you enjoyed. If you missed any part of it and you wanna listen, or if you wanna listen to any part again, you can.
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It's good quality. Hot pastrami sandwich day. Nothing but the best quality here. What about a spam sandwich? No.
I'll grill it up. It doesn't that doesn't matter. That's not gonna make it better. It's made of spam animals. Ugh.
Spaminals. Alright. Have a good rest of your day. We'll see you back here, not tomorrow. We're out of the studio tomorrow.
We'll be back on Thursday morning. Enjoy. Have a good one. We'll talk to you then. Hopefully, we'll have phones working at some point.
Cross your fingers. Yeah. They're they're still out. But, maybe. Who knows?
Thursday might be our lucky day. Here we go. Have a good one. We'll talk to you later. Bye.
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