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Season 1 Episode 5 Unleash the Quackin _ Plan Sea D&D Campaign
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[00:00:00] My name is Chris Boyd, he/him. I am your DM tonight, joined by our wonderful cast and crew
I'm first this time, so I didn't realize. My name is Maeve. I am she/her, and I play Reven, she/they pronouns. And my fun fact a week is actually, um, has to do with Black History Month because it is the last week of Black History Month. Um, and it is Dr. Janette Davis is a marine mycologist, and she has found, um, cancer-fighting cells in Hawaiian sea slugs, which is pretty cool that they can, um, do that, so.
That's super neat. Yeah. It's- That's, like, ac- actively interesting. Yeah. I don't feel like we should go after that. Yeah, right? Dang. All right. Uh, hi, my name is Kyle, he/him. I play Tingus Pingus, also he/him. Uh, and in the immortal words of Kobe Bryant, "Never stop chasing championships." My name is Cameron, he/him.
I'm playing Aldrin, pronouns also he/him. [00:01:00] Um, and little fun fact, if you're looking for fun and unique, like, dice trays that are character specific, thrift stores, really good way to find unique objects that you can turn into dice boxes Sweet. So- Nice ... last week our party faced off against Necromancer Tim.
Boo. Ah, Tim. #WeHateTim. Who had summoned a, not really even an army, as they were mostly used for free labor- ... to produce rum to finance his experiments, uh, which you were able to help put a stop to, uh, allowing that, that group of zombies to have their freedom back. Uh, some of which, slightly more sentient and intelligent than others, who have decided to, uh, [00:02:00] join you not constantly, but fly your captain's flag as well, uh, as their own zombie pirate crew allied with you.
And you all pack up, uh, what rum you could to actually properly celebrate, uh, your captain's soon coronation You docked on the, uh, Pirate Republic Island. The general feeling was definitely one with a little bit of caution. There wasn't a lot of celebrating that Captain Scarlet was dead, but a lot of unsureness about what the future is going to be, and there definitely were some people that weren't [00:03:00] disappointed that she was dead.
You were able to unload your cargo, and for the first time in maybe a long time, you all get a night to yourselves. Ooh. Which is where we join you now. Is there anything in particular? Well, some things we s- did start with. Uh, Riven had met a couple bards- Mm-hmm ... and had commissioned them to, uh, they will be performing- Mm-hmm
uh, with you later. Um, but besides that, what is everyone doing? Stevie and Nick. Yeah, Stevie and Nick. Yeah, Stevie and Nick.
Had we met up with Riven yet? I don't believe we have. No, Riven's still at the bar. I think- So I don't know if you guys have met up with her. You told us which one you were going to though. Mm-hmm. Right? It was the one with the [00:04:00] cards. Yes. Yeah. Yeah, the Buck's Stop. Yes, Buck's Stop. Yes. I mean, I mean- I mean, yeah
we meet up with Riven. Yeah. Yeah. W- well, where were you? 'Cause I had to stay on the ship until everything was unloaded. I also, I stayed in the crow's nest- Okay ... until it was unloaded. Okay. All right. Yeah. Then yeah, yeah, we can just head over there to go find Riven maybe. Hopefully. Hopefully. No guarantee that she's actually there.
Uh, yeah, Riven's at the bar, and she's kind of like has this big ale in front of her, and it's definitely like majority of the way gone, and it... An empty, um, cup of ale to the left and to the right, so she's on her third. Oh. Oh, no. Oh, boy. Okay. And she's like, "Mm, mm, mm. Mm, mm, mm, mm." Just, "Hey. Hey, Riven." "Hmm? Oh, hi."
"You, you good?" "Yeah, I'm just trying to come [00:05:00] up with a tune for the chorus." "Of, of what?" "The song." "What song?" "The sea, the sea shanties for, for the captain." Did you know anything about- Well, she did mention when we were eating something about coming up with a song for the captain I really got to pay attention more.
Okay. Uh-uh. Is anyone reacting to the fact that I brought a mountain lion into a pub? Oh, uh, you brought a mountain lion into a pub. Um-
The pub is perhaps less occupied than it is traditionally due to the amount of commotion. Um, this, your captain, Tybalt, uh, at this point now, Cathar as well, all had gone to the town hall/combo [00:06:00] private quarters for, uh, pirate king or queen. Um, there is a lot of distraction going on. Um, the zombie ship is not a s- minor distraction at the moment either.
Uh, so thing, and people are kind of scattering your oncoming news. I'm for once not the weirdest thing in this- Right, right ... pub. Also, uh, no, you see, uh, quite a variety, uh, not to be, like, downplaying Saja in any way, but there is quite a variety of, of pets or companions amongst the, the pirates that are here now.
Like, uh, so it's more so a give them a chance to not be a problem- ... and then remove the problems. Got it. No one stops you from bringing Saja in.
Well, [00:07:00] are you guys gonna drink? Oh. I think I'll pass. Come on, we can play a drinking game. Wha- what kind of drinking game? Uh, two truths and a lie. Two truths and a lie? I'm really good at that one. That's, that's not a drinking game. If you get caught, you drink
All right, I'm in. You can play the drinking version. Mm. Oh, come on. No. Come on. Okay, how about this? If we get the worst liquid- All right, I'll make, I'll make you a deal. Okay. If I get caught, then we reverse the bet. You have to give her bread? How do you know about that? I'm not very quiet. Uh, yeah. I did hear you guys discussing the topic of bread, so.
Well, does that work? What if I get you, like, the [00:08:00] grossest, like, tap water and you can drink that? That would... 'Cause it's just like, you know, fun. Like, you don't actually have to drink. It's like you're trying not to drink so you can drink like- Sure, you can get me disgusting tap water. I don't really understand why.
It's like you're trying not to get caught. I don't know, man. Okay. Yes, you can get me- As my third one, I'm not thinking very straight ... disgusting tap water. Yeah, that's... Yeah, you're probably fine. Okay. All right. Bucky. And I'll, I'll- Mm-hmm ... summon some over I'll order an ale. Some tap water. Mm-hmm. Um.
All right. You came up with the game. You go first. Oh I've drinken three drinks. I wrote a song
And I have three bards [00:09:00] playing it tomorrow
Has to be the three bards Yeah, it has to be the three bards. I'm not good at this game.
Yeah, I got two bards, so it's like a half truth Yeah, but that's not three. Yeah, right Two-thirds truth. Two-thirds truth Two and a half truths. All right, your turn. All right. All right. Uh, let's see here. Um- I am on the run from the law Intriguing I
Have a tenuous pact for power
And I actively chose to be a pirate[00:10:00]
I think The last one ... the first one. No, last one. But like... Okay. You're probably better at this than I am. Go ahead. Yeah. The last one. Well, that's because you're not actually drinking. You have a pact for power? She screams in the middle of it all. Just could you not? Sorry, sorry, sorry. We have to use our inside voices for now or That was my inside voice.
Well, that's a problem. And this is the solution. Are, are you sure that's not the problem? Truth. Wait, wait, wait. You're distracting me. You're distracting me. Oh, ooh, but now it's, now it's- Power. What's a power? It's- What power? Well, I can't- What power? Why do you want power? I can't tell you that. It's against- Oh
it's against the rules. The rules of the pact? Oh, I'm a stickler for the rules. You know that. Sportsmanship and whatnot. Actually, [00:11:00] actually, you don't care about the rules. It's you care about sportsmanship. That's not rules. Yeah, but part of good sportsmanship is obeying the rules. I start to scoot away from them just down the hall.
No, no, no, no, no, you can't leave yet. Your turn, your turn, your turn. Come on, Eldrin.
I'm over 800
I was a monster hunter before this
I
Had four siblings
I mean, he's at least 1,000, so it's gotta be the first one I mean, yeah, he's super old He's so old. I mean, look at him. Well, he said over 800. Oh, okay. So- So technically that would be true ... so, like, and given his particular set of skills, [00:12:00] I believe the second one- I feel like he has six siblings Yeah, I'm going with the last one.
No, I had
two. Ah, but we're still correct Um- Well, three ... you had two? Wait, what? How do you not know? It's been a long time. Do you not talk to them anymore? Are they dead? Love how that's the first thing you jump to. Well, he said had. Had is past tense. Oh. Past tense means dead. Well, they may not be physically dead.
That's why I asked if he still talks to them. Oh, like dead to him. Correct. Sorry, we gotta let you answer. Well, no, it's fine. You don't have to. No, no, we want you to answer, though. I'm fine. I think we should play darts. Darts. I'm not very good at darts. Last time I hit someone in the back of the head, and then they kicked me out of the bar because I got a little rowdy, but that's- We should play darts.
Is there a dart board? Okay. Yeah. Heck yeah. [00:13:00] All right, Chris. I'll start. A roll, roll for darts? Yeah. Can I roll for darts? You can roll for darts. What is my roll for darts? Straight dex I would assume, right? Oh, yeah. I was gonna say dexterity. Yeah, dex saving throws. Is it just dex? I guess you're probably proficient in darts.
It is in my backstory. Yeah. Is it? It is. No. This is the random game that you decided to get good at- It's in the really... It's in the- ... being ancient- It's in the uber, uber long document that I sent, Cameron Oh, the deep lore. Aldren is hustling. Yeah. Aldren is hustling, dude. What the hell? Fuck. Wait, hold on. But how many loaves of bread are on this game?
Oh, that's a great question. Um, that's a 20 for darts. Ah, darts is good. Get a, get a bullseye? I bullseye, yeah. Yeah. Okay, okay. Nice job. That looked so easy. Or what, what- Can I try? ... what kind of game, what game of darts are we playing? See, Cameron doesn't know darts. Oh. Aldren knows darts. So Aldren is good at darts.
Cameron- Okay, [00:14:00] sure. So we- ... can throw things ... so we'll assume that we're playing, like, an actual typical game of darts where you're trying to get to a particular score. Isn't it, like, 300? Just do, like, highest score. Or is it minus, or you minus the 300. I can't remember. Yeah. Right. 3-0-1. No, 301. It's 301. Thank you.
You have to hit exactly zero. Yeah. Yep. Yeah. So you- Those are words. I'm just gonna try to hit them in the middle. Okay. Okay. All right. Wait, okay. My turn, my turn, my turn, my turn, my turn. Okay. Um, do I do this at disadvantage 'cause I'm a little sh- funzy? We don't know. N- I'm gonna say just straight roll. Okay.
'Cause we don't know if you play darts better after. No, I meant, like... Oh, that's true. That's true. Mm-hmm. Yeah. That's true 15 plus two, so 17. Did pretty good. I got, got the whole- Yeah, you hit the board this time So much for awful at darts. I, last time I did not have any ale, so maybe that's it. I've heard that- [00:15:00] You could be
you can get better at games in bars if you have a little bit of ale. That's what the bartender says every time.
Oh. So Aldren, I'm not gonna let you off the hook. I wanna know about these siblings. It's your turn. Wait, wait, wait. Oh. We can make a game out of this. If you get a bullseye, then you have to tell a truth about yourself. Oh, but that makes no sense, then no one would- Okay, then you don't have to- Yeah, if you hit the bullseye- Then you don't...
Or no. If you- Ooh, ooh, I got it, I got it, I got it ... if you don't get a bullseye you have to tell a truth. If you get a bullseye you have to, like, point to one of us, and says you have to say, tell a truth or a- answer a question truthfully, truthfully, truthfully. I can speak.
Sure. I'm in. How did you come to this plan? Are you d- uh, that, we didn't start the game yet. Are we starting the game? You talked me into it. Are we starting the game? I got a bullseye. I think it's only fair. [00:16:00] We haven't started the game yet. It is our game night. Do you wanna start the game? Let's go. All right.
All right, well I guess I was the one up, 'cause I was on it. Yeah, you're first. Yeah. Go ahead. Go ahead and roll. Basically it's nat rolls- I mutter to myself, "It's just tiny arrows." ... on if you are proficient with darts or not. It is dex based. It's just tiny arrows. Oh, wait. Aren't they- It's just tiny arrows.
It's just tiny- I'm... Oh, well no, they're basically daggers, right? Darts exist. I know. Oh yeah, that's true. It's just tiny arrows. I'm proficient with all simple weapons, and darts are simple weapons Ha ha. Oh, so I'm actually decent at this. Except when I crit fail. Ah. We did not hit the board. No. What'd you hit?
Yes. We're moving on. The ceiling. That's what I think you hit. No, you know what? The problem is, is that's not ball shaped, so I'm not used to- Right ... I, throwing things that aren't like a ball, 'cause- Hey, man, you win some, you lose some. That's how you always say ... 'cause I, 'cause I'm used to, I'm used [00:17:00] to passing like that.
Yeah, yeah. Not- Yep, mm-hmm ... like this. That's why I don't- That's how you throw it. You actually have two hands on it and- Yeah. It, it's super awkward, you know? It just, just, eh. Just- All right. Old man, your turn
Ooh, nice What'd you get? What'd you get? What'd you get? Salmon. Do I hit the board at all? Sure. I hit the very edge of the board. Ah, not a bullseye. Can't ask a question. Na-na-na-na. All right, then s- stop bragging and do it. Sh- she gets a eight. Better than you. Yeah. I was just getting- Because in- I was just getting warmed up It's in the same number section- Yeah
but slightly closer to the bullseye. But slightly closer to the bullseye. I was just getting warmed up. All right. See? Look at that. 17. I would say that's, like, closest. Almost a [00:18:00] bullseye. I would say, like- It's, it's on the green ring ... 18 or higher is a bull- 18 or higher feels right ... bullseye. Yeah. All right. I mean, Chris is the DM.
He can- Oh, yeah. That's true. I, I literally made this game up. Like... That's true. I don't know, Chris. What's, what's your DC there? Is Chris okay? Yeah. Yeah, what's your DC? Yeah, you're good. Okay. All right, so 18 plus. Yeah. All right. Got it. All right. All right. See? Like I said, just getting warmed up. All right, we got this.
We're getting better. We got this. We're getting better. I think- It's your turn. No. No? Yes. Wait, if you don't get a bullseye- Oh, is it my turn? ... then you have to sip- Yeah ... your, sip your t- your tap water, your ale. Oh, sure. Yep. I'll, I'll do it too in camaraderie. Nat 20. Oh. Oh. I, I do it casually. I'm looking at Riven.
Just poof. And then I do
Like Riven's not looking you, like, contact. Like fully, like looking everywhere else. How did you come to this plane? How? Yes. How did I come to this plane, you say? The question I wanted to ask. Yes. I have no idea.[00:19:00]
I have no idea how I got to the plane I'd absolutely believe that Insight check? I'd absolutely believe that
Sure, I believe you. To be fair, part of the game was that we have to answer truthfully. So like- I'm telling the truth ... I would absolutely believe that you wouldn't know that. Mm-hmm. That's fair. It's your turn. All right. My turn, my turn. Nope. I hit a guy, I hit a guy's shoulder. No, you didn't crit fail, you're fine.
Not. All right. All right, all right, all right. This time f- this time for sure. Oh, yeah. Ooh. Ooh. 18. Ooh. 18 plus five, 23. Yep. Who you asking for advice? Nice. Ooh. I have questions for so... What's with the wings? What's with the wings? What's with the wings? What's with the wings? That's not remotely specific.
That's fair. I don't know how to answer that. Uh, sure. Fair. [00:20:00] Uh,
how do I wanna phrase this? I sip my tap water and wince See, you should have taken the generic phrasing. Yep. Yep, you should. I, I gotta, I gotta figure out how I wanna word this. Um How How is it that you have wings? Mm-hmm. Is it like a blessing from somebody or is it like just- That's two questions. No, no, no.
This is clarification. Okay. Just for, for what I'm looking for for an answer. Uh, is, is it like a blessing from someone or is it like just part of you naturally? I take... 'Cause I'm next in the, for the darts, right? Yeah. Um, I take, um, the next dart and like I prick my finger with it. Mm-hmm. So it starts to bleed a little bit.
Mm-hmm. And I say, "Blood," and then throw the dart, the bloody dart at the board. Oh, sure. Okay. We'll do one more round for everybody. Yeah, [00:21:00] yeah. If everyone just wants to roll another roll real quick. That's a nat one. Oh, nice. Do I hit anybody? It... No, the blood like just makes it slip out. Okay. It just, yeah, tumbles.
Yeah. All right. Fair. Boop. Nothing. Also nothing. Man, my game sucks. Yeah. I should have had better rolls. Rolls? Rules. Oh. I heard rolls. I heard rolls. When... Wait, no. I should have said, like, if you got, like, a specific- Oh, that's true. You do have to make him bread still. So like that would- Well, I don't have to make him bread.
I don't want to make bread. I just have to get bread Oh, well, making bread can't be that hard. A lot of people do it. I've heard that it's like a baby. Like, you have to get like a starter, like, like a little... And you have to take care of it and feed it, and then like- It depends on the type of bread that you get.
There's- Yeah. Well- There's like a yeast-less bread. [00:22:00] What is yeast? It's the thing that makes it go poof. Makes the dough. Oh. Interesting. And our party plays into the night. Uh, now, what were you all as... I will say you stay up fairly late. Uh, would you go back to the ship to sleep or use one of the free to u- borrow bunk houses that the Republic has?
Tingus would have went back to the ship, because the ship has all my equipment for me to get a workout in. Yeah. Ship. I think Griven would have gone to the workhouse. The bunk house, not workhouse. Yeah. Bunk house. Yeah. I'm gonna sleep in the crow's nest. Okay. Yeah. I'm gonna sleep in my usual quarters, but like after I, you know, do my nightly routine of making sure I get my workouts in, shoot a bunch of hoops.
You know, gotta stay fresh. [00:23:00] Excellent. 'Cause the, the free to use bunk house, correct me if I'm wrong, is because we're the king, the captain king. I always mix it up. No, no. Oh. They're free to use for any, it, it's- Anyone. Anybody and everybody. Okay. There's a whole bunch of them, and they are for a lot of times when ships dock here, if they're...
You know, the crew might be being chased or followed by- Got it. Got it ... imperials or privateers. Yeah. Okay. It's, it's like, "I'm going to be here for a week or two." Right. Right. Um, and they generally are very bare bones. Mm-hmm. But like a place to put your stuff, footlocker, few bunks inside for a sex. Do they have a vacancy, no vacancy sign on them?
It's like a hostel in like a- Yeah, basically. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Then I think Griven changes her mind. I think she goes back to her little hammock in the, on the ship. Okay. Wow. Um, before she goes to bed- Mm-hmm ... um, like if no one else is around her, she's gonna change her hand to the hand that she saw underneath the rocks [00:24:00] and just kind of like stare at it as she falls asleep.
Oh. Brutal. But cool. Yeah. Now, you all awake
Slightly surprised as you look around and see... Actually, who normally wakes up first in the morning? I would. Right. Yeah. Okay. Drin, too. Drin gets up very early. Yeah, you both get up kind of early. Shot Riven. 'Cause you're, you're, you don't need to sleep. So I would say then the two of you awake first and are surprised to see each other.
And you are in the conference room sleeping on the floor. Riven is also asleep [00:25:00] on the floor. Well, still asleep on the floor. But also in the conference room. Is, is your hand back to normal or? It's, it's back to normal. Okay.
What, what are you doing here? I jump up to my feet and I have my short bow out immediately. And whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. And I'm looking at the entrance to the conference room. Uh, its door is closed. I'm gonna slink over to the door and try to, like, pull at it gently to see if it's locked. It is locked.
It's locked. It's locked. Oh, so we've been forcibly put here. Neat. Who else was on the... I was in the crow's nest. I was in my usual bunk, and so was Riven, I would assume. Riven is snoring like a chainsaw. Riven. Riven. Riven's snoring like a chainsaw.[00:26:00]
Can I have something? Oh.
Wow, I really have nothing for this. I'm just gonna shake Riven awake. Oh. Riven. Why am I on the hard ground? Well, it's... We're inside. It's the floor. Well, I don't usually sleep on the floor. Why am I on the floor? Well, th- all three of us were on the floor. That's the problem. Why are we all on the floor?
Where's Saja? Yeah, is Saja here? Saja's not in the room. I'm not happy about that. Um, I'm going to- I'm gonna try to break the door. Sure. My head hurts. Just in, in a panic. Like I'm not- You can try ... I'm not thinking clearly. Okay. Okay. Um. Uh, yeah, roll to attack the door. I'm bashing against the door. Stop, it's so loud.
We're [00:27:00] locked in here. Let me just open it. It... What part of locked? I have tools. Why did- To open ... why didn't I give myself guidance? Why are you hitting it? That would've been really cool of me. You can cast guidance? You have your own... You can cast guidance? No, but like, I should have taken the spell. I could have, and I didn't.
Oh. Um, what am I adding to this, if anything? Uh, this is a- You're attacking the door ... melee attack roll. Is it unarmed? Yeah, you're just slamming into it. Yeah, so, yeah, I'm, I'm, I'm just like in, like I'm, I'm shoulder checking it. Oh, I assume we don't, I assume we don't have our weapons and stuff, right? Do we know that yet?
Uh, no one's asked, so that's true. No one asked. Wait, I said, I said that I pulled out my short bow. Yeah. Oh, that's true. You did. But was I able to do that or was it not on me? Uh, no, it wasn't on you. Oh, okay. Um- Uh, b- well, uh, no, whatever you had in, uh, the bar last night, you have on your person now. [00:28:00] I had all my weapons.
Okay. Then yes. Yeah. I did not leave anything on the ship. Um, so what am I adding to this? Sorry. Um Strength modifier plus proficiency bonus if you are proficient with unarmed strikes I'm not. Uh, 17 Okay. I mean, you are, you are hitting the door Do I do any damage? Uh One damage One plus strength modifier Two Minimum of one Two Two damage to the door I try to hit it again Okay Oh.
Hangman You may do so. Yeah, no, I'm- You're gonna hang it up No, I'm- Oh, I was gonna summon my basketball Four. I'm- The first time kind of hurt a little bit ... before that doesn't do anything. Like, yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna, I'm gonna throw my basketball- People are starting to- Stop hitting the door ... I'm gonna, I'm gonna hit the door with my basketball.
Saja. At least hit it with a weapon.
Saja. Oh yeah, that hits. 19 plus stuff [00:29:00] on the dice. Uh, yeah, you hit the door. Oh. Five damage. Uh, y- yes, you hit the door. Yeah, cool. Uh, continues splintering. Yep. But it is still together. Why are we hitting the door? I'm gonna take, I'm gonna take out- 'Cause it's locked ... locks. Why don't I just try to unlock it?
I don't know. Why don't you just try and unlock it? Well, you guys are running at the door. I can't get in the way. I've, I hit it with a basketball. I don't know what you're talking about. I didn't run at it at all Just 'cause he's like the worst glare. I'm gonna kick it. I'm gonna kick it. Wait. You're gonna kick it again?
No, stop kicking it. It's like a lock pick, honestly. 11. Uh, 11 hits the door. Awesome. So that's two more damage. Uh, excellent. The door is still closed, actually. Oh, that's right. Thank you. How bad does it look? Very bad. I kick it again. Oh my God. [00:30:00] Stop it. Too late. 11. 11 hits the door. 22... Two more points of damage.
Uh, that is enough to open the door. And I literally- Uh, you finally break, like, around the doorknob- Yeah ... area where its, like, junction is, and you're able to fireman kick the door. How are you gonna explain that to Kethara? I could have just unlocked it. I'm darting out the door trying to find my cat.
Understood. Uh, I mean, you are below deck. Yeah, I'm trying to go above deck, 'cause she was sleeping under the crow's nest. Right. And I'm trying to get up. Uh, you see that the, the double door to the main deck is closed and chained shut with a padlock with three keyholes. Okay, this time, this time let's let her pick the lock.
No, it's gonna be faster than us trying to break it down. What in the- I don't know yet ... upper and lower planes? I don't know [00:31:00] yet. We'll figure that out once we get out of here. Riven, do, do you want, do you want to do your lockpicking stuff? Riven's, like, slowly coming back over. Are you looking at the rest of the room under the deck?
Sure. Excellent. You don't see Saja, but you do see- Is it, is it dark down there? What? Is it dark? There are lanterns. Okay. Uh, you see one of your deckhands, uh, sitting at a table in front of a chessboard. He's kind of chilling. Is he also passed out, or is he awake? No, he's awake, just kinda... Uh, hey, hey, Bud. His name's Bud.
Yes, his name is Bud. Uh, Bud does not respond. Bud? I go over to him. Just, like, steely-eyed, like, not, not responding. Oh, fun. Uh, additionally, while Saja's not down here, there is an animal. There is a lemur running around. That's fun. Is it Leelee? [00:32:00] Leelee. Leelee. Leelee. Um-
There's the smattering of normal crates and barrels. Uh, there's also a very rather- Is the treasure here? Uh... It's all been offloaded, right? Or no, it's not the treasure. No, we only offloaded the, the rum But yeah, the goods, yeah. Yeah. The treasure was not left in the normal cargo hold. Addition, in addition to the conference room, there is also, uh, the captain's cabin and officer's cabin down here.
Okay. That, uh, are, are two other doors. Uh, the treasure was in the non-captain's cabin beforehand. I'll go check. Uh, yes, that door is unlocked, and, uh, the, at least the treasure chests are there. I check the treasure chests. Um, well, they are not very full because the treasure... Oh, sorry, the [00:33:00] treasure had been, at this point, kind of dispersed to the- Okay
the crew. Okay. So you're not... Never mind. You're not really expecting to see- Right ... much. There was a percentage held back for ship expenses. Mm. And that is what you see. Yes. Okay, cool. That works. What is going on? I don't know, but Bud is, like, uh, uh, he's out of it. I don't have a word for this. Who's Bud? I'm gonna start really fast and then- This guy.
I point at the deckhand. Oh, Buddy. Yeah. Uh, okay. Uh, you also see- Are, are you gonna pick that lock? Uh- Are those three locks? Oh, you need me to? Yes. I- in a- in addition to, um, in addition to the normal crates and barrels, you s- notice there are, um, several large, uh, like pottery urns. [00:34:00] Were those not there before?
They were not there before. This is the first you have seen them. Wait, do I see Lili? I mean, the lemur? Yes. Is it Lili? Uh, it looks incredibly similar. Lili, my friend. I'm gonna go try to hug Lili. Uh, you may do so. You can make a animal handling check.
Okay. Oh. That was almost good. That was almost good. That was almost good. Uh, plus five, so 11. Uh, she doesn't seem, like, upset by your approach, but she is, uh, not ready to be picked up. Got it. And she's kind of scampering. Oh, it's okay. It's okay. Are you, are you okay? What's... Why, why are you here? All right, I guess I'm gonna pelt the door with my ball.
Okay. The one with the padlock? With three padlocks on it, yeah. Wait, wait, wait. One padlock, three keys. Oh, one padlock, three keys. Uh- Three keyholes. Right. Uh- Three [00:35:00] keyholes, true ... uh, uh, plus things That's the technical term for it, I swear. Nine? Mm-hmm. To hit. Ah, s- What? You, you throw the basketball at it. Gosh, stop throwing things.
Just give me a second. I just want to say hi. Ooh, max damage. 11, or no, uh, nine. Nine points of damage. Oh, no. It, it bounces off- Oh ... but doesn't do any damage. Okay. Cool. Great. All right. She's gonna... Raven's gonna walk up. And is like, "Do you want me to just unlock it?" Yes. Okay. That's what I asked you to do, and then you got distracted.
It's not my fault. My friend Lee Lee was here. Okay. I'm gonna try to unlock one of the locks, right? It's one... It's a padlock with three- It's a padlock with three keyholes Three keyholes. Got it. So do I have to do... roll three times or just one? Uh, as you go to put your- Mm-hmm ... uh, picking tools- Mm-hmm ... in, uh, you can't.
It's like every time you go, it just [00:36:00] gets like repelled away slightly. Huh. Like you just miss it a bit. Almost like a magnet, like- Yeah ... where it can't touch? Yeah. Um, hmm. Hmm. Do I pick up any magic coming from the locks? So- We're not quite at 10 minutes. All right. But soon. So- Yeah, we'll let, we'll let another shot or two or description of something- So, um, it's not let it- letting me put it in.
What? Maybe it's like one of those ward things that you guys were talking about. It won't let me put my tools inside of the little lock mechanism. No, this is probably more like the use of like magical lock or something like that. But how... So it's a padlock- Yeah ... on the inside. Yes. So that means someone's had to lock it from the inside.
Or the outside, or they had like magic- But how do they lock it from the outside if the little pad... if it's a padlock? Well, they could have also like teleported out or something like that. That makes it... But unless they could teleport, she makes a [00:37:00] very compelling argument. How- Chris, is the- How common is teleporting?
is the artillery, uh, deck on this same plane of the, the ship? The cannons are upstairs. Okay. I wasn't sure if we had any below decks. You have the ability to. You do not currently own them. Can I go and or- open a porthole? You can try. Yes, I will. It is sealed.
What is it s- You can't open it? No. It's also magically locked, it would s- appear. Speaking of which, detect magic is up. Dun-dun-dun. Yeah, my eyes glaze over again. Do I see anything? Yes. There is so much magic. Oh. Basically everywhere. It's like they're just re-glazed, 'cause everything's magic. Yeah. My, my head's sort of- Not quite everything, but you know
shaking back home ... e- especially, especially... Yes, the padlock is magical. Uh, you sense that there [00:38:00] is a magical aura inside one of the urns. Uh, you also sense that there is, uh, a magical item somewhere on Bud's person. Uh, the chessboard is also magical
Oh And do I pick up Do I pick up, um I am sorry, did you say the lock itself is magic? Yeah. Lock is magic. Okay. Lemur's magic. Ooh. You're magic. Riven's magic. Something inside an urn is magic. Do I pick up any schools of magic in particular? Uh... As part of detect magic you would get some of that information.
Yes. If it makes sense. It does not. Cool. Makes sense. Oh, I, I don't pick up any [00:39:00] schools of magic? Okay. No. Also, Tengus is magical. Well, I mean, yeah, but that's always been true. Um... Especially on the court.
So why- Why are you like this, Kyle? Um, he'll, he'll, um... His eyes are kind of misty. All right. Everything here is magic. Everything? Yes. What's not magic? Nothing. But- Even Li-Li? Li- No, most... Hang on. And he, he just sort of like squints and slowly, like, does like the, the periscope thing. Yeah. Um, and he'll, he'll basically count off everything that he that, um, Chris just said.
Sure. And say that those things are notably extra magic, but that we are all magic. Wait, is Riven also, like, extra [00:40:00] magic? Yes. Okay. I had to confirm. It'd be really weird otherwise. Uh, that's weird because I'm pretty sure Li-Li's was just a lemur when we met her. Right. So, like- She glares at you. No, in the best way possible.
Li-Li's l- lemur's the best So We're clearly- Well, we're trapped by- ... hesitant- ... something ... to think that we're even on the ship. Right. Yeah. I don't think we're on the ship. I think this is a facsimile of the ship. Ooh, do you think we're still asleep, actually? That's a very good guess. Hmm. The question is who- Should-
would be able to do that and why? Should I ask Lily if she knows anything? Can't hurt. Do you think this is maybe something to do with Captain Scarlet's crew? It [00:41:00] could be. She was extremely powerful herself. It stands to reason she might know other very powerful spellcasters. Or have them in her employment.
And they could be very angry at us. Hmm. Talking to Lily doesn't sound like a terrible idea. Yeah. Okay. I'm gonna cast, uh, speak with animals. Bloop, bloop, bloop. Okay. Um
Hey, Lily. She's, like, gonna slowly approach because of their last interactions. Um, so nice talking to you again, and I'm glad we get to see you, but, um, what... Do you know what's going on? Are, are you a part of this? Uh, she shrugs
Do, do you- Do you know who casts this magic stuff? Uh, [00:42:00] at that you're not sure how much she understood and comprehended. Huh. I don't think this is Lily Yeah, I highly doubt that that Lily that you're looking at is actually an animal. Why? Uh, why do you think that? Because nothing here is probably real. It's most likely some sort of illusion or other trap.
Yeah. Huh. Should we open the urns? You can do that. I'm gonna search Bud for that item. I'm also very curious about the ch- about the ch- is the chessboard set? Um, it is. Well, it's mid-game. Oh. Mm-hmm. Who's winning? Uh, I don't know. How much does Riven know about chess? Uh, she knows that when [00:43:00] the pieces are off the board, that means they're dead.
So how many pieces are off the board? Uh, more than half. Okay. Of the white or the black? Both. Both. Oh, okay. It is endgame. Okay. Okay. Mm-hmm. Um, I think we should look, check out all of the things that we can, so I'm gonna check out this urn. Sure. Can I investigate this urn? I'm gonna- You and I will look at Bug and the chessboard.
You can. Yep. Yeah. I assume you're better at chess than I am. I'm very bad. Natural one. Love that. You break it. Or a one 'cause I have a zero investigation.
So what happens? Do I break it? Things are going great, people. I will say you do- Love this ... you know what? Why not? Uh, you knock it over- I just kick it. Yeah. Hashtag me mystic kick ... which domino effects them. Oh. Uh, none of them break. Mm. Fun. Oh, oh, oh, no. Oh, oops. I j- I don't... [00:44:00] I didn't break any of them. It does make a very loud noise.
Ow. Oh, God. Oh. Okay. So none of them break. My head hurts. You, Chris, you said that there were lanterns down here? Yeah. Are they lit? Yeah. Do they look like... What do they look like? Like, lit lanterns. Okay. But they don't, they don't look abnormal for, like, being magically created? No, they're hella lit. They got shutter shades on.
Lit. Nice. No, they look like, they look like oil lanterns. Okay. Uh, sure. I'm not gonna get distracted by that. I am gonna search Buds person for that magical item. Um, you try to do so. I'm gonna... Yeah. Um... Is he, like, a, just, like, a statue, basically? Yes. Okay. So, so, like, I can't move his clothing or anything like that?
Mm-mm. It, it all feels basically like a solid... Uh, no, it feels like fabric, but, like- Right, but it doesn't move like clothes [00:45:00] would. It's just, like, stuck in place. It does... All of the pockets you can't seem to, like, dig into. Okay Huh Maybe we have to beat him at the chess game, Chris I would assume so. Are you good at chess, Mr.
800 Plus Year Old? I'm not 800. And also I've been in the woods for closer to 700-ish years, and I'm not very good at chess, no. Not a lot of chess boards out in the wilderness. I mean- All right, Above Board, what is your intelligence score? Really bad. Let me double check though. I have a plus zero. Maybe- Above Board.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. We did it. Um, also a plus zero. Okay, good. We're all plus zero. Love that. Love that team. All right, Chris, I guess we're gonna attempt to decipher what is going on on this chess board. Okay. You went to college. I did go to college. Yeah. She- You did go to college. Were you in chess club? Did he...
Was there a chess club in college? Wait, wait, before you do that, she's gonna smack your [00:46:00] back. Like she's gonna run over and smack your back and, um, cast guidance on you. Ooh, do I get a d4? Um, and it's gonna feel like water is just like a rainfall trickling down your body. Ooh. But there's no water. Ooh, a nice little shower.
Yeah. A little shower. Yeah. All right, Chris, can I... What can I roll for this? Um, this is intelligence based, and if you had proficiency in chess you would add that. Well, I, I don't. Is that a game that you can actually be proficient in? Mm-hmm, per the rules. Oh. Oh, that's cool. Well, I don't have that, so flat roll.
Plus four or whatever. Plus a d4, yes. Yeah. Ooh, not great. Not great. That's a big eight. Um, are you... How are you trying to d- Are you just looking at the board? Yeah. Are you actually moving anything? I'm not touching anything yet. All right. I'm trying to decipher what is going on on the board from like a tactical standpoint.
Uh, it's chess. I understand that. So what's going on? There are [00:47:00] pieces. We- One's a little horsey. Yes. Uh, I assume that we have to win this game. But do you know how to play?
Loosely Okay, 'cause I don't. I know chess know when the pieces are not there, they're dead Yep It's probably been well over the age that you are since I've played chess Do you wanna, do you wanna give it a shot anyways? I can cast guidance on you Please. She's gonna run over to you I sit down, I guess. Run over to you.
Well, it was... You didn't necessarily have to sit down. And she's gonna slap you on the back and be like, "Go for it, Bud." No, that's him. Yeah. Oh, that's right. No, but that's Buddy. Yeah. Oh, Bud is his real name. Yeah. Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please. Oh, this is gonna be really bad.
We're stuck here. Big money, big money, big money. Big money, no whammies. Oh. Oh. [00:48:00] Better than I did. That's a- 11 ... for my opening move, that's an 11. Good move. Um, so, so you find your, you know, uh, if you do move a piece- Yeah ... uh, Bud will move a piece, but you're not really sure- Okay ... how that, how that worked out for you.
No pieces are exchanged. T- t- can I try again? Well, you kind of have to. How does, how, how does rolling for chess work? You're doing it. Yeah. Do I, do, do I do it again, but, like, mechanically? Uh, so as you do so, um... 11's not very good. No. Uh- But it's not terrible either ... it's about exactly average. That's...
Um... This thing is a median roll, median roll is 10 and a half. What sucks about this is I love chess, and I play chess all the time, but Riven doesn't know chess. Oh, no. Drin's played chess maybe, [00:49:00] like- What? ... 600 years ago. Uh- As, I'm gonna say r- roll for chess one more time. Okay. Um... And I used the guidance already.
You, isn't it up to one minute? But you only get to use it for one time, right? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Do you, do you, do you guide me again? Are, are you feeling- I think, do you want me to guide you again? I want you to guide me again. It's like, all right. You c- I c- I promise, second time's the charm. Just pat you on the back.
Roll correctly. That's not correctly. That's so much worse That's a, that's a total of four Okay. Uh, you're like- That feels right ... trying to think it through. Yeah You don't know what happened last time. Uh, and you just end up, you end up, like, moving a piece and, like, knocking another one over and, like, moving it.
Um, you notice that in doing so nothing bad happens. [00:50:00] And you're not quite sure if you put all the piece... Like, you try to, like, panic, put it back together, and you're not confident that you even put them back in the right place. Um, but nothing bad happens to you. Oh. I think this is not supposed to be- Maybe it's a-
what we're doing ... maybe it's a puzzle and not- A puzzle ... actually. Well- Well, I mean- ... why don't you guys check out the urns I almost broke? Yeah. I mean- All right. I'm probably better at that. Chris, can I investigate the urns? You can Investigation. Oh, also a plus zero. Love that. Yeah, it's under intelligence.
We're, we're real, we're real smarties over here. This is such a rough one. The fact you roll your dice on the table right next to my dice tray- Yeah ... drives me insane. Good. 13. Um, they are... W- uh, what, what sticks out differently, [00:51:00] besides the fact they're now, like, horizontally on the ground- ... uh, is that they are actually artistic as well.
They have intricate carvings in them. Uh, the shape is very, um, actually kind of bowling pin-esque. Okay. Yeah. There aren't 10 of them. Sure. There's like four. But- Yeah ... but, uh, they... But instead of being a, a rounded top, it's kind of a small flared opening. Sure. Um, but it's still... It's, it's very narrow. Does the artistry on them tell a contiguous story, or is it just, like, patterns and designs like that?
Uh, just patterns. Okay. They're all the same shape? They're all the same shape. Uh, they all have the same design. Okay. They all have the same design. What else about the room that they're in? [00:52:00] What else about the what? The room that they're in. They're in the main open area. Okay. So the, the, the main portion of this, uh, below deck is one open room.
Okay. Sure, yes. There's a couple of rooms off. Um,
like there's, there's a, a kitchen up front, captain's quarters, the one where the treasure was in, the conference room in the back, and then you have one main room, and this is where all, like, the hammocks are and stuff like that. Right. Okay. Um, also while you're inspecting them, um, they're actually very heavy Well, that's not good.
Um, okay. They're very heavy. Um, where they are, are they on like pedestals or something? Is, is there any sort of- Oh, sorry, I should, I should maybe clarify. These are also very large. Like, they are six feet tall. Oh, okay. So they're almost as tall as me. Yes. Got it. [00:53:00] Oh, so when I knocked them down They are very large.
They are very... It was a booming, s- booming, uh- Okay. Sure. Yeah. So I guess I'll right them, so that way they're on, standing upright. Uh, you can roll to see if you can do that. With your minus one strength. With your minus one strength. With your minus one strength. Well, you haven't been kind to me tonight.
11. No. You are not able to right it. It is extremely heavy. Ugh. Riven, why did you knock these over? Do you need help? Yes. All right, I'm gonna help you. Try to help you. All right. Well- Do you want me to just give you advantage? Yeah, I was about to say- Go ahead. Yeah ... just, just why don't we... Um, did Aldrin point out which one gave the magical aura?
I did. Okay. Okay. Cool. Is that the one you're picking up? That would be the one I would start with, yeah. Okay. Wait, oh, but before you do that, once they're up, we're not going to be able to try to get whatever is in it out. Well, I can [00:54:00] get it. Okay, but then you're really- But the opening is like y- yards. Yeah, how, exactly how big is the opening?
Like, could you get an arm in there or no? Probably not. Probably not? Okay. Okay. What if you- All right. So then, I guess... Hold on a minute. Yeah, you're right. I should look inside it. Wait. Mm-hmm. I- It's dark. I- It's dark inside. I'm gonna cast light. I- No. Nope. Nope. No. Oh, you don't... I don't... You're right. You're right.
I have a question. Yep. Yes. Is it snake l- If I put on- Like, width ... my goggles with night vision. Uh... Like, could a snake get through? A, a snake could get through. Wait, wait, wait, I can do something. I can do something. Oh, but I have my goggles with night vision, you see. All right, go ahead. Ta. You can look inside.
See if I can even need to do this. All right. There we go. Yes. Perfect. My goggles with night vision. But you are wearing your glasses, so how could you see inside? I think it's in reverse. We use our imagination. Uh, yeah. What do I see with my... What do I see with my night vision eyes now? Uh, in the one that gave off the stronger magical aura, you can see that there [00:55:00] is a key inside.
Oh, interesting. What's inside? What's inside? What's inside? There's a key. Oh, I can get it. I mean, maybe if you can get in. I can get in. Can I attempt to try and like put my hand in? Like, I know it won't fit, but does it at least allow me to attempt to put my hand in? Or is it, or is it like turned away? It's like a few fingers.
Right, but it's not like turned away magically? Like- Like a lock Oh, no, it is not turned away magically. Okay. Perfect. Cool. I'm gonna- Uh- ... take this out. It's like, all right, yeah, go, go ahead and try and get it. All right. She's gonna transform into her sea snake, just gonna...
And then just like slither up. And she's gonna go inside and try to grab the- You're so smake. I'm a little, I'm a silly little snake.
Uh. Sorry. Yes. In your, in your snake form- My silly little snake form ... it does not, it does not prevent you from entering the urn. Okay. Okay. You are able to get inside [00:56:00] and I guess bite the key? Yeah. Yeah. Bite the key and retrieve it out- Here you go ... of the urn. Oh, thank you. I don't have any arms anymore- Oh, I'll take-
so I can't go... Okay.
Neat. All right, cool. I guess I'll go just put it in the lock for now, just so that way we don't lose it. I'm not gonna turn it, I'm just gonna put it in. Okay. Uh, it fits in one of the three. Perfect. Great. All right, so- All right, that's one ... presumably Bud has- Bud has one of them. Then where was the other- Well- Wait, Bud has one?
magic item? Lili does feel particularly magical. Oh. I'm gonna slither up to Lili and see if she reacts- As, as a snake? Like, as a snake. Oh, good. And see if she relax, reacts in a way that a lemur would towards a snake. Okay, but like- ... fourth wall is glass. I don't know if lemurs and snakes get along. I assume so.
I, I highly doubt it. I think, I think they're, I think when it- I don't, I don't know ... because of their size they would be afraid of snakes. I mean, cats are afraid of snakes- Do you... snake- ... and lemurs are just [00:57:00] monkey cats. Monkey cats. Lemurs.
Ah, yes, the power of the internet. Yes. Yes, they are. Especially in magical- Unmagical book of knowledge Wait, Chris, you're telling you didn't foresee this happening? You'd weirdly know. Oh man, what great prep. Yeah, dude. My bad. How long does speak with animals last? Oh, wait, are you gonna try and have a co- I think, I, I think that still works, right?
I think I'm just... Yeah, it still works. You could be a snake talking to Lili. Yeah. It said 10 minutes. I don't know if it's 10 minutes or- Hey, girl, hey. I'd say you'd be on the- It's me ... the back half of it for sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But probably still within 10 minutes. I'm just a snake now. But does she react in like a negative way?
Like a, like a, like a worried- I'm gonna say yes. Yeah, so that's like a- Yeah. No, it does not like snake. Snake. The snake situation. All right. Well, I mean- Do you want to try and- Even if she's not an animal she st- doesn't seem to like snakes, so maybe I [00:58:00] should change back? Maybe stay a snake and let's not waste that, and we'll have- Hmm
the- All right, she's gonna slither up- ... the animal guy deal with animals. She's gonna slither up onto Buddy's shoulder and
just like sit there like, "Do you have a snake problem?" Can you imagine that Buddy's just basically paralyzed right now- Yeah ... and he's internally screaming because there's a snake on his shoulder? Bud has a deep fear of snakes. Bud has a- That's the one that in the ice, in the crew icebreaker- Has a fear of snakes
that's when he was like, "I'm terrified of snakes." God. I'm just like wrapped around his neck just kinda like sitting there. Like a scarf. You're, you're a snake scarf. Oh, boy. Yeah. Snake scarf. Do you wanna handle some animals? Handle my animals. I'm sorry, that's not funny. Um, yeah. Um, can I... So I wanna see if Li- if not Lili, um, is- I wanna watch her or their behavior, 'cause we don't know [00:59:00] if it's Lily, and see if they're moving on like a circuit effectively.
Ooh. Like kind of like an animation would. Like if it was a, if it was a not an animal or if they're moving in a natural pattern, like erratically. Uh- I'm just gonna go watch her for a bit. Okay. Uh- Do you want me to roll for like-- No, you've spent... Aldren has spent so much time in the woods, um, even just passively.
No, it looks fairly natural. I'm going to, um- I assume we just have to catch it ... reach into my pouch, or one of my many pouches, and I'm going to... Mechanically I'm gonna cast Goodberry. Okay. Um, but I'm just gonna pull some berries out of my pouch. Sure. And I'm gonna stay very, very still, um, and put one on the ground in front of me, and then hold another one in my hand.
Oh. And see if I draw its interest. You do. Yeah. Yeah, it happily, uh, eats a [01:00:00] good berry. Um, and then I'll see if it'll come to my hand. Uh, it will cautiously and slowly... How close are you to the chessboard snake situation? Not. Okay. Then it will cautiously and slowly approach. Yeah. I j- I stay very, very still, and I just...
Does he eat the good berry? Uh, are you like tipping it out of your hand or waiting for it to- I'll just... Do, um, it- I'm doing the thing with like when you want a deer to eat out of your hand where I'm just not moving at all. It takes a while, but eventually, yes, it does. Okay. Does... Do I notice anything about it that looks like it's not a normal lemur?
Like, but it, does it just look pretty- Try to catch it. You should try to catch it. Try and catch it. It, it looks like a lemur. It doesn't- Riven says that ... catching it doesn't feel right. Um- Catching it absolutely feels right. It wouldn't let me touch her, so that's already a red flag for me. Um, yeah. Not when I'm a snake.
When I first came and talked to her. I'm gonna... [01:01:00] I got 10 of these. I, I'm gonna give it some more good berries. Okay. All right. Uh, how many are you, like, feeding it? So, like... Is it slowing down eating or is it just really happy that it's eating berries? I mean, it's fairly happy. I'd say it eats, like, the next one, like the third one with the same- Yeah
like, eagerness. Does so. Uh, after that, like- Okay ... it'll still probably take it. I don't, I don't have anything like speak to animals. Um- Can I stealth up behind it and try and catch it as long as it's distracted? You can. Do I get advantage because it's distracted? I guess, yes. Actually, yeah. I, it didn't do it
I hope you fail. I got a 21. 21. Nice. 21. I did nothing wrong. I catch it
You do. Well, you are not detected by it. [01:02:00] Okay. Can I try and catch it? Yes, please. Uh, with what? Sleight of hand? I'll take animal handling. I... Yeah, you know what? I would take... Uh, it's, so it's, it's a small animal, too. Um, I would take animal handling or sleight of hand. I'll allow either. I'll take sleight of hand.
Do I still have advantage? Uh, yeah. I'll say yes. Because I was not detected.
Oh, nice crit. For a total of 23. Uh, you are holding the lemur. I feel bad for the lemur. I've done it. Now give it a hug. I'll give it a- Uh, it is trying to scramble away. It is not thrilled by the situation. W- why did you... What was that for? 'Cause you said it has a magic item. No, I said it was magical, not that it had a magical item.
Oh. I was hoping that it would lead us somewhere. Oh, well, this is a grave misunderstanding. I'm sorry, [01:03:00] possible newie. I will let it go. Uh, it very quickly scampers away, uh, and, like, runs into the... into one of the urns. Onto one of the urns or into the one of the urns? In. Fits right in. Oh, it's so tiny. Well, it's a...
reestablishes the cat, cat/dog obey physics. Well, aren't they much, like, this big? They're like little babies. Well, yeah. Okay. Uh, oh. I wish Kit Kat was here. I mean, I'm, I don't think we're smart enough to figure this out. This is a real problem, isn't it? Um, me and all my college smarts. No, I can figure this out.
Yeah, we get it, you went to college. I did. It was a really important time in my life, okay? Didn't go to chess class. Didn't go to chess class. Out of curiosity, how long were you in college? [01:04:00] Yeah, and what did- I'm not obliged to answer that question.
Are you, are you a dropout? Whoa, whoa, whoa. I was certainly not a dropout. Okay? I got drafted. Into the army? No. To play basketball I didn't know that that was a thing What is- ... basketball? Uh, we'll have a long conversation about that later. Now is not the time to discuss the intricacies, intricacies of one of the greatest- Is that what that-
games of all time ... thing is? The ball? What, this thing? I summon it to my hand. Y- yes. Is that what the- Yes ... magical orb is? Well, let's... You've been around for 800-plus years and you've never heard of basketball? Yeah, that seems wrong. Oh, he has lived in the woods. Oh, he's been in the woods for 700 years. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I've even heard of basketball, and I've, you know... And you're not even from this plane[01:05:00]
We should figure out what to do with Lily.
We should. We should. You're absolutely right. We should also figure out what to do with this chessboard All right, so obviously catching it wasn't the right thing. Catching it was not the right answer. So we found the urn magic item, and there's three keyholes, so we need two more keys. Yes. We have to figure out...
What if I try to play chess? I know I don't know how to play, but maybe if I move something it'll happen. Maybe it's not about- Playing ... playing it. Maybe there's some sort of puzzle to it, because I don't, I d- I don't even think I put all the pieces back the way the pieces were supposed to go. I mean, look, playing the game more can't hurt.
Maybe reset it? I know what it looks like when it's the, at the beginning. I, it, it cannot hurt. True. Okay. I'm gonna- I, I don't think so anyways ... set it. Oh, I'm a snake still. I'm a silly old snake. Just putting one piece at a time. I'll, I'll, I'll reset it I'll reset the whole board. Yeah, that one goes there, and that one there.
Well, actually, I guess, Chris, what happens when I try and move one of [01:06:00] Bud's pieces? Does it- Yeah, you c- uh, yeah, you can do that. Um, I might not have specified, um, when, when Aldrin had kind of, like, knocked some pieces around. It, it was both colors. It was all of them? Okay. Not all of them, but, but- Right, right, right, right
pieces from both sides. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Cool, great. Yeah, I'll set it back up the way it should be at the start of the game. Okay. You reset the chessboard, and Bud leans back for a moment. Um- While I'm on his shoulder? While... Yeah. Yeah. Yep. Yeah. And, and, uh, pulls out a, a, a coin purse, and from it produces a key and puts it next to the board, and then takes a first move.
Aha. I'm gonna slither down his arm as he, like, puts the thing down, and I'm gonna grab him like, "I got it." Yep. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Okay. Who wants to put it in a lock? Sure, I'll put it in another lock. Yeah, yeah. [01:07:00] Yes. Cool. Two down, one to go. Yeah, but it's like a USB port. Like, you put it in one, doesn't work, you put it in the other- Yeah, yeah
doesn't work, and you put it back in the first one. Okay. So Lima. Lemur. Lemur. Should I... I mean, feel like I shouldn't be a snake anymore I, she doesn't like me when I'm a snake What... I mean, couldn't you just turn into a lemur? Um, no. Did we get a long rest? No. Yes. Oh, we did get a long rest. I can't. Okay. I only have a certain amount for certain long rests.
I mean, for certain sleeps. Okay. Wait, wait, wait. I pick my, pick my certain ones each day.
That's great Next time, tomorrow I could do it. That's, that's great. So great. We can be trapped here for another 24 hours. I mean, I could talk with her again, but she didn't seem to understand me the first time [01:08:00] And then you can- All your cameras have moved the same here Wait, how does that even work? Do you just think, do you just have to keep it in mind and focus?
We can talk about this later. I don't understand at all. Yeah. I mean, I have to know the animal too. You've s- You've seen this animal before Well, yeah, yeah, yeah. For sure Zeus You don't- But that's okay. Focus- ... seem to- Focus on the point. The point is I tried to talk to her with speak to animals, and she didn't seem like she understood me.
So that made me believe that she wasn't a real animal. So but then you fed her berries, and she acted like a normal animal to you. So I don't know, maybe I can try to talk to her again? Sure. I don't... It can't hurt. Could ask her not is the snake- Or I'm gonna poof out of a snake. Yeah ... where the key is. Yeah.
Okay. I mean, I can cast my spell where I can speak with animals again, but I don't know if she's gonna understand me, but I can try. Yeah, I mean, it's bet- it's the best idea we've got right now. All right. It's your magic. I'm gonna cast it again, and I'm gonna s- go up to her, and, and I'm gonna [01:09:00] take one of your good berries out of your hand and be like, "Hey, buddy."
And I'm gonna come up to her like, "Do you know where a key is?"
'Cause she's in the, like, urn, right? In the urn, yes. Yeah. Inside the urn. So she's, I'm like, she's... There's like the... So she's, like, holding it, like, "Hey, you want, do you know where the key is? I'll give you some more berries." Did you get rid of the snake? Yeah, the snake's all dead. I got rid of it. You killed the snake?
Yep. And, like, slowly you can kind of see, like, a head pop out- Mm-hmm ... where the light is actually able to enter the urn, and it's, like, slowly, cautiously, like, trying to see outside. Mm-hmm. I will purposely stay out of view of the lemur. Okay. S- do, do you know where a key is? We're trying to look for a third key.
Um, [01:10:00] it will
dart out of the urn- Mm-hmm ... and head towards the door to the captain's quarters. Oh. Oh, now that makes sense. We should have checked. I'm gonna follow her. Like, try the door. Is it open? It is open.
Does it look like normal, like the normal captain's quarters, like it would be? It does. Huh. Is it in here, Buddy? Oh, sorry, Lily? Buddy's over there.
Uh, it scampers in and is kind of, like, looking around- Huh ... in a bunch of directions. All right. She's gonna try to look around the room to see if she sees, like, an obvious sign of like, where a key would be. Absolutely. Or, like, anything out of the normal. Sure thing. [01:11:00] Ooh, nice. I cannot roll. What do you mean nice?
It's a nine. I know. For a nine. Uh, so it has the normal- You should guide your- Ah, dang it, I forgot I could do that. The normal, uh, everything. Uh, the captain's desk is here. Uh, there is a, a, uh, bunk foot locker. Mm-hmm. Um, there is a side table with a single, uh, built-in bookshelf, uh, with a wooden dowel across it.
Um... Hmm. I am not very good at looking for things in here. Can someone come help me? Sure. I will give you the help action. Okay. And I'm going to guide myself for this time.[01:12:00]
17 plus- 3 ... 4. For a 21. Nice. 21? 21. Um, you start just looking through things. Mm. Um- Closing drawers, tearing through things. Right. There is a log. There are charts of sea and stars. There is, uh, the captain's journal. Uh- Ooh ... you do see that, uh, a single drawer- Mm-hmm ... on his desk is locked with a combination lock.
Okay. She's gonna open the journal. How many digits? I was also gonna say that. Yeah, right? I think we're all in agreement with the journal. She's gonna open the journal and kind of like flip through and see if there's like any like numbers or like, you know, like [01:13:00] any like things that would stick out to her.
Um, every entry is dated, and the, um, but numbers as you're kind of- Mm-hmm ... at least initially flipping through- Mm-hmm ... are very frankly boring. Like almost like accounting related. Like- Yeah ... very, very matter of factual numbers. Mm-hmm. Not so much my favorite numbers. Should I take a look? Yeah. I only was looking for the number part.
How many, how many digits? I can't actually understand what this is saying.
My desire. Can I... I wanna flip to the first en- diary entry. Okay. And see what it's about.
Snooping. Yeah. I wanna, I wanna s- I'm specifically interested in, in if the first diary entry is pre us. [01:14:00] Snooping. If, um, if that makes sense. It is not. Okay. Um, it is actually a diary entry about the first day of interviews- Oh. Ooh ... um, of the, uh, of the officer crew. The three of you were not actually interviewed on day one.
No. Uh, Kathara was, however. What does it say? What does it say? Well, you don't know what I'm looking at. I know. What I'm s- I know you're looking at the book- Yeah, what does it say? ... so I'm saying, what does it say? What does it say? Give us the scoop. What does it say? Would... Hold on.
Aw. Never mind, that tells me what I want to do. Yeah, I'm snooping. Do, do I, do I see anything interesting about Kithara outside of [01:15:00] skills? Uh, it is complimentary for sure. Okay. But not like... I just get like, "She's gonna be great for this job," kinda, kinda deal? Yes. Okay. That's unfortunate. It's, it's all him interviewing us, at least at this, uh...
What does it say about me? What does it say about Riven? Um, it is only factual, and you actually notice that it is same... Like, and when I say factual, it is- There's no opinion to it ... I interviewed Riven. They will be hired for job. It has that for you and Tingus as well. Oh, oh, oh, for the three of us? And most...
What? Oh, sorry. For the three of us. And, and most crew members have more of that style entry than an actual editorialized one. Huh. Huh. And, and the first day is [01:16:00] more editorial, like the Kithara one's more editorialized? Hmm. What does it say?
Is this the handwriting change? No Interesting You should check the formats of the dates Yeah, he, he, he mutters that to himself. Interesting What's interesting? His interview of Kethara reads very differently than the three of us. And, and I don't mean that in like a, he has a bad opinion of us way. I mean, it's very praising of Kethara, and every interview thereafter is just like he's taking stock of something Huh.
Hmm. It's like a different, it's like a different person wrote it. Weird. Hmm. But it doesn't look like a different person wrote it? The handwriting looks the same to me. And I, I show you. So- Hmm ... if we go back to the idea that this is all a dream, whoever created [01:17:00] this probably wouldn't know what's in the journal, right?
So they probably would have made stuff up, unless- But then why would Kethara's information be in it? Well, 'cause they maybe looked at the first- Well, maybe they looked at the first page ... the very first page and then nothing more. So this person would have had, had, would have had to have access to the journal, if we're operating on that theory.
Did Kethara set this up? For sure. Do you think Kethara did this to us? I want to flip to the last entry. I don't think so. Oh. How caught up is it? Uh, uh, very caught up. Okay. Okay. It is- Is it more just matter of fact stuff again? It, it, it is. It's referencing, um, uh, the delayed and short shipments of rum, the situation with Tim, uh, Tim being defeated, uh, Captain Peter Rabbit, uh, being under your envoy, um, and all of the cargo [01:18:00] loaded up.
I'm gonna, um- What does it say surrounding the incident where the rocks fell on Captain Scarlet? Does it sound like it was intentional or unintentional? Yes. Um, it... Neither. It is very- It's cut and dry, I did this- Yes ... this happened? Uh, there's not even an, "I did this." It is a, "This happened." Hmm. Oh, interesting.
Hmm. Um, Riven is gonna start looking around the room to see if there's, like, any numbers around, like, that have, like, look kind of interest- like, you know, like in, like, an escape room kind of thing where, like, you see, like, things that, like, oh, there's, like, numbers. Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The numbers maze. The numbers maze.
And then I'm gonna guide myself. Good job. 'Cause I remember to do that this time.
18 plus four, so 22.
No, [01:19:00] I'm not. 21. 21. Did it this way. Never gonna get a bolt. You don't really see anything that immediately stands out. Okay. Um, but not as if you're missing something. Mm. Um
While picking through nightstand drawer where you found the journal- Mm-hmm ... you do actually see a kind of, uh, crudely drawn, uh, folded in half paper. Okay. Um, it looks like, uh, a child made a birthday card Huh. Can I open it? What is... Like, how does that work? It is definitely a child made a birthday card.
Weird. Mm-hmm. Are there any numbers on it or anything? Uh, yeah. Yeah, like [01:20:00] the, the date. Like the birthday- The date ... of the date, yeah. Um, I'll put- Is it how many numbers is it? Like, is it the 4th or is it the 6th? Well, it's like month, day- Day, year ... year. Got it. Can put... Can we put that into the, the combo lock?
Like the, the month and day? Yeah. You can, and the combo lock will open. Ha-ha. The combo lock's open. Neat. We'll open the drawer. There's a key inside. We'll take the key. Uh- And we'll open the, the last lock. Uh- Riven- ... Riven is gonna pocket that stealthily, uh, the birthday card. Okay. That's fine. Uh, wait, can I roll to see if I saw that?
Sure. Sure. 'Cause I, I wanted the c- I wanted the card. Oh, nice. So I wanna know if I saw that. You definitely see it. I rolled pretty high, so yeah. Yeah, I rolled pretty low, so. Um, uh, Riven. Yeah? Before you put that back, and he, he shakes his head. Mm-hmm. Could I [01:21:00] take a look at it? Yeah, of course. Yeah. Um, who's it addressed to?
Oh, sure. Uh, well, so it's- Sorn- ... it's not, but if you like open it- How old would we say the child is that made this? It's like younger. Yeah. Uh, it, it, it- Is it like, "Hey, Dad," or like- Yeah, if you open it, it says, "Happy Birthday, Dad." And... Okay. Hmm. So he possibly has- Are you g- ... has a, has a missing child. Are you gonna keep it?
Yeah. Are you gonna keep it? No. Yeah, me neither, and she's gonna blatantly put it in her pocket this time. I mean- He just turns a blind. He, he just is like, "Uh, uh, Riven." I mean, you're... We're assuming that we're gonna take anything out of this- Riven ... when we get out of here. He... If that is his child's, it may be all that he has of them.
I'm just keeping it for good safekeeping- Riven ... so it doesn't get ruined. I'm opening up this lock, Chris. [01:22:00] Okay. Uh, you're able to do so. Yeah. I did it. Is the door open? No. Well, I mean, yeah, you're able to, yeah, your bolt- Yeah, yeah. ... just, uh- She walks away from you. It's not right. She walks away from you.
Yeah. I, I open the door, I go outside on deck. Uh, Riven and Aldrin follow you. Uh, you climb into the... It is daytime. Okay. Broad daylight. Um, you see couple things stand out immediately. One, you see Tybalt. Tybalt is tied to the central mast. Oh, thank goodness. Second, all around the ship in the distance you are at open sea, except you see what is like giant [01:23:00] walls.
Like, white walls. So we're clearly in a, a different space that is not necessarily actually open sea. Absolutely. Yeah. A demi-plane, if you will. Something. Sure. You went to college. You know this. Tybalt, Tybalt, what happened? Yeah. I don't know How did you get tied up? An excellent question. Do you want us to untie you?
Please. Okay. I'm gonna go over there and untie him. You are able to do so. Do I see my cat? No. Well, did you wake up- I curse violently. Oh, no. Oh, no. Buddies. No, Buddy's downstairs. No Buddies. Oh. Sasha. And I whistle. I haven't seen anyone. I've, I've been here the entire time. What would you define as the entire time?
I think hers more violently. How long have you been there? Since I woke up. Which was... [01:24:00] Give a rus- rough estimate. Yep. Cool, great. Okay. Huh. Has the, has the sun moved at all since you've been awake? Um, yes. Okay. That's good to know at least. You would say, uh... And, and looking at the sun, well, I guess it's impossible to know whether it's technically morning or afternoon, but you're under the assumption that it's morning and not quite noon.
Sure. It is in fact not quite noon. Sure. Okay, great. Okay. Um, well, we just had to go through a series of magical puzzles downstairs to get out of there. And- Safe to say we're probably gonna do some more puzzles. I just got rope. Well, I mean, you got tied to the mast. Yeah, it's not even a puzzle. Yeah. Um, Riven's gonna walk the deck and see if she sees anything that's out, like, out of place.
Yeah. Is the rest of the crew [01:25:00] anywhere to be seen? No? Would I have known if the crew slept on the bungalows on the beach versus the ship? It was a mixed bag, actually. Interesting. So is, is anybody who slept on- Uh, uh, or rather I would say a majority slept on the, um, the provided, uh, bunk houses- Mm-hmm
bungalows. Um, but there was a handful, uh, uh, no more than six, let's say. It, it was a, it was a minority, but not just a single... Like, it wasn't just- Yeah ... Bud, for example. Right. Okay. So was Bud one of them? Um- Or is he just some random crew member that this person chose? Right
Yes. Yeah. Yes to something. We don't know. But it's my job to know. I can look after the crew. Oh, sure. Like, that's actually my job. Uh, yes, but Bud was one of them. Okay. All right, so what of the other [01:26:00] five, roughly? Have I seen any trace of them anywhere? No. And I still don't. Correct. On deck. Mm, interesting.
You're also not... Uh, you don't think Tybalt slept on the ship either. Hmm, true. Right, 'cause he, he went to the town hall/captain. He, he went with the captain, yeah. But we haven't seen the captain. Yes. Yes. So presume... So this doesn't- There's none of us knowing- This has nothing to do with- Yeah ... where we sle- This makes no sense.
No. Can Riven look around the ship to see if there's anything that's different, like it was underneath, like, the urns or anything like that? If there was, like, something that wouldn't normally be on the ship? Like on the ship? Like on the, the deck wherever we're at. Like to see if, like, there's like, you know, like there was urns there- Sure
'cause there are not normally urns. Yep. Okay. 16. Um, nothing new sticks out to you. Okay. Um, [01:27:00] all of the sails have been drawn up. Mm. Mm-hmm. And you know that, uh, the cannons are at the front of the ship, the bow. And that's not normal. But not where they're supposed to be. Uh, yes. Yeah. Yeah. Huh, the cannons are at the bow.
Well, that's not right. Tybalt, do you know how you got on the ship? I don't Do we know that he's actually Tybalt? I don't know. Do you wanna detect magic again? We could also just ask him something that only Tybalt would know Are you actually Tybalt? Yes. Tybalt Yeah? How exactly did the late Captain Scarlet die?
Rocks I think he's probably Okay, but [01:28:00] we, like, that news was spread throughout town when we got there We didn't say how. No one said how I didn't spread that news No, you didn't? No. Nope. Okay. I certainly didn't. I just said they fought and she died I think a better question, uh, what did you give First Mate Mai?
At the scene before she left Of the crime Hmm. Uh, it was a finger that I had cast a spell on. Okay. Yeah, all right. Yeah. That- Yeah Yeah To the... He's Tibbles. Yeah, he's definitely Tibble. Okay. Cool, great. Sorry, not trying to... We're not sure what's going on right now. There was a m- I understand There was a magical lemur downstairs, so we're- Yeah.
There's also a bunch of things downstairs that aren't supposed to be there normally. W- we're surrounded by walls- Also that ... and an ocean. Yeah. So- I don't think that this is in the making sense category. Nah, probably not. [01:29:00] Whoever is responsible for this is a particularly powerful- Oh, you don't think it's-
force ... Tim, do you? No, Tim's dead. No. Well, he could have- I killed him ... he could have associates. And then I threw him off a cliff. Well, technically it was a tower. Cliff, tower. Well, it was a tower on a cliff. Tower on a cliff. Yeah. Underneath that. Yeah. Either way- So we'll say correct ... he's dead as a doornail.
Dead as a...? It's a saying. Let it go. All right. This is what hap- You have to stop questioning things when you've been in solitude for so long. Just accept- Yeah ... that the world's changed. I know what a doornail is, Tinkus Pinkus You don't have to say my full name. That sounds weird. I don't know. I feel like you're, like, a first and last name kind of guy.
Tingus Pingus. No, definitely not. Tingus Ping- Tingus Pingus. Tingus Pingus. Oh, please stop saying it.
Just please, [01:30:00] please no more. Well, I feel like we should explore the ship a little bit more, 'cause I feel like we gotta figure out how we're gonna get the ship not in this walled plane. Yeah. Yeah. I'm gonna go up to the crow's nest and see if there's anything up there. Uh, as you go to start climbing the crow's nest, I would like everyone to make a perception check.
Ooh. I'm gonna cast guidance on myself. Perception.
Wait. I can do better. Plus one. Four. Oh, wait. 16. Oh, so can I. Plus four. Oh, was that a one? Or a seven? No, it was a seven. 20. Okay. Plus... Plus three ... five. Plus five. So 25. Nice. Plus five. 10. Riven's in charge. Okay. 15. Yeah, Riven saw. 15. Uh, as you see, uh,
Aldrin start to climb up to the crow's nest- Mm-hmm ... like, reaching out to start, you see a raised [01:31:00] kind of hump in the water, and it is moving towards the front of the ship. Oh, there's something in the water. There's something in the water. Oh, is it one of your friends? No, my friend is not that big. It's, like, coming towards the front of the ship.
It is. And it slowly starts to surface, and we will see what it is after we come back from our break. No. Ah! The suspense. Thank you all. Thanks for sticking with us. Thanks for watching. If you enjoy what we do, please click like. It helps a bunch. If you haven't subscribed, please subscribe. And if you aren't getting notifications, then how are you supposed to know when we go live?
We really appreciate it. So last we were with our party. Yeah. You had escaped below deck through a series of magical keys and escaped a very not magical conference room door- ... successfully. Which I need now. Woo! Yeah. But now that you're above deck, [01:32:00] something large is coming towards you and about to surface.
Mm-hmm. I need you all- Mm-hmm ... to roll for initiative. Woot woot. All right. Oh no, nope, I didn't hit it. You didn't hit. I finally rolled well on initiative. It has- In front of you- I should have kept it, but that's not how the worlds work ... you see a large pirate A pirate
Of sorts. Perfect. Does he squeak at us? Yes. Perfect. As it surfaces, uh, you also see a large swell of water begin to form and head straight for the deck. Um, I actually will need some [01:33:00] assistance- Sure ... and some movement here. Um, from... If you could grab four of those dice, and then- Oh. Those are gonna represent kind of a tsunami wave- Oh, boy
if you will. Yeah. As they go through the squares, as this rubber ducky pirate surfaces in front of the boat. Uh, the dice are going over the squares, specifically if, uh, you're going from farthest away from me being square one. Um, one, two, not three, four, and five at the widest point, and it's going to move four squares forward at this time.
Like so? Uh, yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yes, the middle one. Yeah. And then if you could move them forward, uh, as it comes crashing over, you kinda get this [01:34:00] sense of pace. It's going to move a total of f- uh, five squares, uh, from the tip of the boat
And if you could put them... Yes. Uh, w- that's on the boat, by the way. The one that's off closest to me. Oh. Oh. Thank you, I appreciate it. Oh. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Understood. There's more, uh, uh- Understood ... w- wave on either side of the boat. Yes, yes, yes. But that- I understand. Yes. So high initiatives anyone? Not me.
That's a joke. I rolled real low today. I still haven't rolled above a 10 this, this entire campaign. Oh, really? Oh, boy. I have an 11. Am I the high at 11? Oh, no. Oh, no. Uh, does someone wanna roll for Tibalt? I'll roll for Tibalt. Sure. Uh, no, I will. Mm. I'll do it. Give us a chance. That's a seven on the [01:35:00] die. Okay.
Yeah, give us a chance all right. So our 11 i- we have 11 Tengas? Yep. Mm-hmm. And then after that? Seven. Tie to seven. Rollies? Rollies. No, who has the higher dex? Rollies. Rollies. Or just who wants to go first? It's a party decision. 16. 3. Hey. That's a wrap. Nothing below a 10. Oh, you mean above? No- Everything below
no, I, I said nothing below a 10. Yeah. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, and what did- Nothing below- ... Tibalt get? Seven on the die. I don't know what his dex... Oh, okay. Yeah, you have all that information. It's true. Oh, wait. Yeah, do you just wanna roll- Uh- ... for Tibalt instead? It's, it's, it's plus, it's plus zero, so we had a three-way tie with seven actually.
Perfect. And I rolled terrible. Um, we'll do- Tibalt, Tibalt always goes last. No, Tibalt always goes last. Yeah, Tibalt will go last. Darn it. That's fine. So it'll be Riven, then Aldrin, then Tibalt.
[01:36:00] Okay. Um, so we're surprised, I assume. So to start off, the rubber ducky surfaces and this wave comes crashing over. Uh, but for its turn, it is settling in and finishing stabilizing itself. Um, though it opens its beak. Oh. Quack. Yeah, it is off. Quack. Quack. That's it. Perfect. Tingus, what would you like to do?
I'm gonna huck my bash ball into its open mouth. Okay
Everything's been rolling terribly tonight. This one. Why not? Apparently not 10? Does it hit? Uh, 10 does not hit. I didn't think so. I'm gonna summon it back to my hand. Okay. And I guess, hmm, [01:37:00] this is a tough choice. Um-
I am going to Just move to... So I guess, I guess point of clarification, are only the spaces where the die are where the wave is? Correct. Okay. On the- So there is a gap in the middle. There is a gap in the wave. Okay. Convenient. I'm going to shoot the gap, as it were, and get right there. Yes. Also a point for, or a reminder to party, and also for our audience, uh, this boat features a hole, as it is part of a three-dimensional kit.
For our purposes, the hole is not there. That's just the main mast- Um ... is what I was playing it as. No, this is the main mast. Okay. Yeah, 'cause I'm on the rigging right now. Oh, okay. Yeah. Sorry. Yeah, but it doesn't... Yeah. Anyway, just, just so that is a, a, a square that a player can go on. Okay, cool. [01:38:00] Um, anything else?
Nope. Uh, Tingus doesn't have any more... Well, I mean, I used all my actions anyways. You are up. Awesome. Um, as a bonus action I'm gonna cast Emanation. Um, and then I'm going to I believe move... Let me double check, though. Oh, sorry. Working around my mic.
Um... Yeah. I'm going to do a- I mean, you can fit through my square Can I? Can I go through his, his square or do I have to go through the wave, Ian? Uh, I believe you can go through ally squares. Yeah, I was about to say we're friendlies, so it's not like- You just can't end up in the square. Yeah, you just can't end in my square
Oh, here. And then I'm gonna cast, [01:39:00] uh, poison spray on him, or her, or them. It. Yes. Yep, cool. Please. Is that
a one? Yeah. Yeah, for a six. Natural one for a six. All right. Natural one will always miss. This obviously did not work. Um, and then that's my turn 'cause I moved action and bonus action. Okay. Aldrin. Okay. Um, I'm gonna use... I know we don't really have anything to visualize it, but I'm gonna use as my movement to go up, um, to the crow's nest if I'm able to do so.
Okay. Um, and then from up there I'm going to bonus action hunter's mark. Um, and then- You are doing better than I do at Ranger. Bonus action hunter's mark. I always forget. That's why I have a flow chart that tells me what, um, what I should do. Um- The Thresh mark ... and then I'm going to [01:40:00] try to shoot it with, um- Actually, from up here I'm gonna use the longbow Uh, I think you would have to- Yeah
in order to hit it. Short bow has a dummy range. It's, it's surprisingly far. I'm still gonna... Um, that's still pretty, that's, after I add things to that, it's not horrible. Might hit Oh. Plus I'd, uh, 18 18 hits? Is what I thought. Okay, cool. So
Give it the damage Yeah, what does... How does that work? How do you use the gong? d8 plus d6. Ooh, that's, uh, wow. Almost max damage. That's pretty good. All right, so 13 plus two, uh, that's 16 points of damage. Piercing damage. Excellent. Yes. Piercing. Does that extra harm the rubber-ness of the ducky? It is very difficult to tell, especially from so far away.
This is fair. [01:41:00] Can I see if it does anything different? It sticks into the rubber ducky. Okay. It does- Do I hear a pffft? Not quite. It does, does, does it look like, does it look rubbery? Yeah. Yeah, it looks exactly like that, actually. That's a With the, with the hat and everything. Right. Yeah, yeah. Perfect.
Everything else is kind of imagination. That's just straight literal. That is, that's accurate. That's more accurate. That's more accurate. Got it. Amazing. Yeah. No, we busted out the budget for this one. Okay. Uh, that is my turn. That's where all our production went. Got it. Uh, it is Tybalt's turn. Uh, Tybalt...
You're right here ... I think has enough movement to... Oh, well, it'll, uh, it'll go behind Tingus There is, yeah. Um,
Tybalt will cast a spiritual weapon next to- Do you have something to represent that? I sure [01:42:00] don't. Well, it's, I mean, it's a ethereal floating weapon next to the giant rubber duck. Okay. I assume it's not gonna move. Right. Right. It'll be next to the duck. Yeah. Okay. It's there. Yeah. Oh, Krip fell. Nice. Love it.
Look at us go. It's kind of like there was a surprise round. Yeah, it was. All righty. The duck. That is it for Tybalt. Oh. So we go back to the top. Yeah, this one's a wave. First, yes. Um, it's kinda like the lair action, I guess. Yeah. Uh, the duck will kind of rise up- You don't get to know the stats ... and come down.
Yep. Uh, the front wave- Mm-hmm ... is going to move towards the back of the boat- Again ... five squares, each one.[01:43:00]
And then second wave? A second wave where the, uh, four dice are ignoring s- uh, the first column, the one closest to the camera. Ooh. Okay. Also five? Uh, yep, yep. It's gonna be moving forward five. Okay. So it starts here. And where's the closest? I'm really glad you're tall. True. It is very appreciated. Okay. So myself, Tybalt, and Riven are in...
Sorry. Are in the wave. Um, so everyone is going to be pushed by the wave. Is there no save? There's not a save for the push. However, you might take less damage. Okay. So please make a strength saving throw. Oh, why that one? [01:44:00] Because we're all bad at it and Chris knows that? No, because it's a wave. What are you gonna...
Ah, I'm going to I'm going to wisdom- Can I break its ankles? ... against the water. Can I break its ankles with a dex save, Chris? It's a 12 for me. Oh. Roll high, please. Oh, that's a five.
We'll let our cleric who's good at these. Oh, uh, right, true. Fair. Um, nope, he's not good at that one, actually. Okay, cool. Great. Would someone else like to roll for Tybalt? I'll roll for Tybalt. Okay, you may do so. Okay, I'll do it from that one. That's tibbled. Sorry, what was that? Rolling. You want me to do... I thought you were going- Yes, yes Oh, I thought, I thought you would add a door for him.
We're gonna ignore that one. Nine. On the die. Nine on the die. Um Uh, that's an 11 Okay, no dice Uh, so everyone fails Where do we... How far do we get pushed? Uh, in [01:45:00] to in front of the wave. You can pick any square you want in front of the wave. Okay. So I could actually just stay where I am then. Sorry, uh, I guess in that- Oh
w- behind the wave. Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah That's what- Yeah. The wave pushes you in the direction that it is traveling Sure. We'll, we'll put in here Yeah
How much damage do we take? Uh, because you failed it is, uh... Oh, that's actually very low. Uh, it's only four. Oh.
Meet That's not so bad. Now Yeah. Uh, the duck is going to honk, uh, and shoot out a small ball of fire at- Ooh ... Aldrin. At [01:46:00] Aldrin? Yeah. The duck shoots fire balls? On the crow. Yes. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Similar to, but definitely different than a flaming basketball. Yeah. C- cool, cool. It just looks... No, it just looks like another mini rubber duck.
Yeah. Oh, there we... That is better. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. It shoots out a miniature rubber duck. Yeah. Cool. Ooh. Uh, it hits. Oh. Does it crit? No, no. Okay, yeah. 19 on the die. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, I, I think that hits. Yeah, yeah. Uh, for seven damage. Okay. That hurted. And then that brings us to Tingus. Well, uh, let's see here.
We're gonna... One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. So I got that 35 feet of movement. Mm-hmm. I got one dance move, Chris. Mm-hmm. For now, anyways. Yeah. You announce to the crew as you [01:47:00] stand in between two cannons. Yeah. I've, I've got one dance move. I don't know how to use the cannons. Nope. Nope, that's a big miss.
Oh, actually, maybe 10. 10 to hit? Uh, 10 does not hit. Dang. But it's m- maybe not as far off as you'd think. Grab the basketball again. Uh, anything else? Nope. That's action, bonus action, movement. All right, Riven. All right, with my bonus action I'm gonna have the, um, duck, 'cause I can still see him, right? You can.
Um, take a... What's it called? My brain breaking. Constitution save. Okay. Uh, I assume it's gonna fail. Is it below a 13? Yes. Then yes. 3, 2, 6, right? Ooh, roll the damage. Yeah. Roll the damage. I would ask if you need dice, but mine have been rolling terribly. It's all right. I got enough. 6, 5, 3. 14. Thank you. [01:48:00] Perfect.
And then I'm going to move first before I cast my spell
We should maybe not all be in a line Yeah, I know. I'm trying to figure out
Moves directly into a line No, that's not a line No, no. When- Oh Yeah. When, when, when I s- when I said it I was like... Can you, can you turn me so I'm facing the duck? It's bothering me. Um. Thank you. That's- So you're facing the duck No, at the end of every turn, Aldrin turns around to not have to look at this thing.
Yeah, that's better. To look at his grotesqueness. This is, this is as far as his eyes can see. Yeah. This is the most terrifying monster that Aldrin has ever encountered in his life because it is made of rubber. Yeah. Um, and then I'm gonna cast Thunderwave. Um. Ooh. Yes. Lays a Thunderwave, right. Makes your constitution saving throw.
Okay. [01:49:00] 15 foot cube. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Mm. It fails. Okay. The same DC. Yes. Um- Yeah, 13. Yeah. 13 DC. It will fail that. Okay. A d8, not a six. A d8. Thank you. My brain is starting to fail me
Seven and eight 15 So 15. Nice.
21. Uh, if only, if only people rolled D12s. Um- Or D10s, really ... and it's also pushed 10 feet away from us. Ooh. Oh. Okay. And it's pushed 10 feet away from you. Onyx is, uh, yeah
And then- Probably ... I moved. Bonus action. Action. I'm done. Excellent. Aldrin Now you definitely need your longbow. Yeah. So [01:50:00] Yeah, why not? Um, I'm gonna take a really weird, gnarly looking arrow out of my quiver. Um, Gnarly. Gnarly, dude. Um, and- You couldn't catch a wave. Yeah, man. Um, and it's kinda like spiky and bristly.
Um, and I'm gonna attempt to hit it first with my longbow. Not that we could see this. Nope. No. It's for the audience. It's for immersion. They're immersing. Mental theater. Ooh. 15 plus stuff. Uh, 20. Yes. Yeah. That hits. Am I still batting 100? Yeah, you sure are. Will you stop looking, stop cheating. You don't get to look at the stat sheet.
Um, okay. Um, but yeah, so I'm going to now, um, I can... After I hit with a ranged attack- This is really gonna take a standard ... um, I can cast Hail of Thor- Thorns. [01:51:00] Yeah. So I'm going to cast Hail of Thorns, which is an additional, um... It would normally deal damage to the things around it, but I'm just adding damage to this.
Sure. So that's an additional t- t- not a T10, a D10. Um, so I have my hunter's mark. D6. D6. Plus a D8, it's a D10. Okay. Ooh. Ooh. Okay, really low and really high. All right, so that's a, that's a, that's a 17. 17. 18. Uh, that's 18. Plus- I added- ... your weapon damage. Oh, right, plus my weapon damage. Uh, so that's 21. Ooh, very nice.
As the arrow sort of, um, explodes into a bunch of like bramble like fragments on impact. Ooh. Cool. It is very cool The rubber ducky face remains emotionless. Did we hear a... Yeah. No. Anything. Um, and then I'm just gonna... Th- this is nothing mechanically, but I'm just gonna duck down. [01:52:00] Get it? Duck? Duck. Yeah. Uh, uh.
Goose. We're funny. Yeah. I'm gonna duck down in the, um, in the crow's nest thing. So it can't see you maybe. Exactly. If I can't see it, it can't see me. Yep, that's how object permanence works. Uh, and that is my turn. It could be a baby duck, you know. Oh, true. Oh, right. Don't say that, 'cause then it could have a mom attacking.
Tybalt? Uh, yes. Uh, Tybalt will move, um, actually just stopping there at the edge. Yep. And, um, will move the spiritual weapon closer to the duck. It, it only moved 10 feet, so it definitely makes it. Mm-hmm. And we'll try that first, or nah. Or nah. Or nah, dude. It's been, uh, three ones in a row on that die actually.
Statistically- Yeah ... impossible. Yeah. Well, improbable [01:53:00] And here we are. Rolling a lot of ones tonight. Yeah. It's fine. Is it, is it because Kithar is not here? Is that, is that what's happening? Yeah. Kithar is having a great catnap and we're all- Yeah. Catnap. That's funny. Thank you. Um...
Tybalt will hold an action Sounds great. Uh, the duck To the top. Um- Well, I guess the waves The waves. Five? Yes, please
Uh, this one's gonna hit the main mast. Does that matter? Uh, it's funny you should ask that. Aldrin. Uh-oh. The mask does sway a [01:54:00] little bit. This is quite odd that this wave is hitting it. Um, you need to brace yourself and make a saving throw, dexterity saving throw. Nat one. Oh, no. How far, how high up is the- Yeah
the main mast, Chris? Isn't it, like, usually, like, 50 feet? It's decent. Well, you know- Well, no, the sail is, like, 60 feet tall. This goes past that. True, true. Dies. You have wings. Yeah, I do have wings. Even then I can't cast it as a reaction
There your bonus action. That's unfortunate. It's very unfortunate. What happens, Chris? Well, luckily you got a whole bunch of ropes and netting to break your fall on the way down. You mean break his legs? So it's more- Yeah. Break his legs on the way down. It's more of the all of the bludgeoning and, and like rope burn damage on the way down.
More slashing damage than it is bludgeoning. Yeah, than it is bludgeoning of hitting the deck. Um, I will roll that briefly. Heard. [01:55:00] Uh, and then- There's another wave there ... the next wave is skipping square four. Okay. However, the duck is farther away. It is only moving three blocks from tip. So first block to...
Yeah. And it's skipping square four you said, yes? Correct. Yeah, we might have to use imagination. No, that's fine. Thanks. Uh, other way. Star, uh, one is far away from me. Oh. Appreciate it. Yeah So it doesn't hit me then? Uh, it doesn't actually Correct. That was, yeah. Yeah. Okay. You know, better to be lucky than good.
Uh- Like the cat ... I also like the wave is also standing right in front of Deacon. Just- Like it was, mm. Menacingly. Just moving like... Um. How bad am I hurt? Oh, right. Yeah, how [01:56:00] many D6 is that?
No burn
I didn't like how much noise that made. Mm-hmm. Uh, 18 damage. Oh. What? So I'm glad I have a backup character. I'm going down again, guys. I was about to say. Are you yelling timber? It's going down. Thank you. Oh, um, yeah. Well, I'm not down yet. Excellent. Kyle can see how many hit points I have, though. Uh, with the rough hit, you trigger Tybalt's held action, which is nice.
Yeah, as I figured. I was about to say. What level healing word is this? It is not. Oh. It's... Is it the roar? Yeah, this is the roar. Oh, the breath weapon. The roar of healing. You gotta do the roar. The, yeah, yeah. The roar. Do the roar. Do the roar. 5, 3d6. It is 10. Okay. That's... Thank goodness gracious. It's better Now what [01:57:00] else?
Um- The duck Oh, right, the rest of the duck. Yeah. Um, well, right now... Is it even going to... No, it'll stay there, and it will... Well, Riven's front and center. Um- Riven's also the last one to deal damage to it. Hit me. Yeah Uh, Singus, Tingus can't hit. 13 to hit Well, technically I hit him last I think. I have a 13 AC I believe.
Yes What? Rueben did more damage I'm dead. Okay. So it will hit- Yeah Combined. Combined, yeah ... for five damage. Five
It's better than whatever you got. It, it was only seven from the miniature flaming rubber duck. The big part was being on the top of the mast. Yeah. Yeah. Right here I thought that I was being intelligent. [01:58:00] Oh, uh, I assume he's now prone on the deck. Well, I'm in the rigging, aren't I? Oh, yeah, I guess that's- Uh, no, you eventually kind of- Okay
fall, yeah. It breaks your fall in a way. Okay. But I'm prone. Yeah. Well, I, I would assume so. I would, I should think. I almost just- Tingus. Oh, we're gonna break this wave's ankles. Right through the gap
Oh Hmm. Hey, Chris, can you roll me a D20? I can. It's a four. Okay. That told me all I need to know. I got one dance move. All right Ah, crit. Finally. Go Tengus. All right. Go Tengus. Go Tengus. Oh, I just got- Go Tengus. Still bringing down my average by a lot[01:59:00]
A beautiful eight damage. Well- Nice ... it is beautiful. Bring it back to my hand. Very nice. Oh, n- nice, nice cloong. Rubber on rubber. Anything else? Uh, oh yeah, actually, 'cause I didn't use all my movement. Only used 15. We're gonna, uh-
Probably get to it right there. Okay
Raven Yes, um- You are up Con save. Oh. I like doing that first. 13 is your number. Yeah. Uh, does not pass. Okay
Eight plus five is [02:00:00] 13 damage All righty, 13 damage Um, and then I'm going to
Yeah, you, yeah, roll it. It's concentration Uh, yeah, I need to make a concentration check. Okay, I have a question. Uh, 15- You should be good ... plus- Would this... How much is 10 gallons of water? Would that be one cube on the board? Yes. Beats it, beats it, 'cause I took seven points of damage. Um, yeah. Yeah. 'Cause I don't know as a person.
Yeah. You said 10? 10 gallons of water. Seven. Uh, yeah. Seven plus three. Exactly.
I guess it also technically depends on how tall it is Yeah. I was just assuming like one square is five foot, so I'm guessing like one [02:01:00] square-ish Um, no. No? 10 gallons of water is, um, a bit more than one cubic foot. Okay. So how much? More. 'Cause I'm trying to destroy- Very... Well, no, I mean like one- Okay ... by one point 54.
Got it. Cool, cool, cool. It wouldn't, it wouldn't dest- Never mind. Doesn't worry about it ... it would not destroy one of the squares of water. Don't worry about it. I won't do it then. Um, I will- You can make the wave bigger then. I will cast... No, I'm gonna do Ray of Frost. I'm gonna cast Ray of Frost. Um, yep.
That's an attack roll. It is an attack roll. Okay.
Plus five, so 15. Hits. Okie dokie. That one is... Uh, D10. No, 1D8. 1D8. Oh. Fireball's the D10. [02:02:00] Butt to butt. Triangle butt to butt. Nice. Minimum damage. One. All Riven. One flat? One flat. Yeah. And then- Well, it still takes it. Sometimes one damage matters. I'm just gonna stay put. Okay. So- Actually, no. Oh. Can I jump off the boat and swim?
That is a thing that you are allowed to do. Do you have a swim... Before you do this, do you have a swim speed? No. Okay. Now, do you have- I'm trying to get close so that way I can five foot range- Mae, you're amazing ... so that the emanation happens. You're amazing, Mae And I feel like Riven would do that. That's fair.
Um, okay. So... Every square- And it's halved, right? Yes. Mm-hmm. It's difficult terrain. So, boop. So half is 15, so 5, 10, 15
Would that be in five? Almost. [02:03:00] Okay. That is- So you need to move one more square I think now Yeah, I think so. That's it. Okay. That happened. That, that is exactly what happened. She, like, dives over. Aldrin, it is your turn. Riven, what the... I, I, I- Well, you stand up and you don't even see Riven. Yeah. You have no idea what happened.
There is another wave. Um, wow, it's awfully assumption that I don't shoot from the ground, Kyle. I didn't- Well, you wanna shoot lying down where you can't see over the, the railing? I'm kidding. Um, all right. So, hold on. I
gotta stand up for this and do some math. Okay
You use half your movement speed to get up Right. Um, if I'm standing here and I try to shoot it, is Tingus in my way? You can shoot around him. Okay, that, that was what I was- I mean, curve the bullet. It's, it's definitely a large, uh, a, a what? A monstrous sized creature. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, it's [02:04:00] big enough.
Awesome, awesome. Okay, um, I'm going to- Do I have a minor to myself? ... try to hit it with my longbow, and now that I've said things about stats, I'm not gonna hit it. No, you probably still hit it. Uh, 17. Hits. Beautiful. Hey, Kyle. Yeah? You gotta write that down 'cause I hit it. Um, also I'm gonna cast, um, Hail of Thorns again.
Okay. So it's another one of those, like, gnarly looking arrows. I hate this game. The sub game that you invented It was your idea too. Yeah, 10 plus seven. Uh, 17 plus three. Uh, that's 20 points of damage. 20? Yeah. Very nice. MVP. MVP. Oh, yeah, definitely. Well, it ain't me. I hit it once. Yeah. Um, as it just sort of explodes, and now it's covered in all these tiny little- Oh, wait
barbs that are sticking into it. It's an evil duck, and I don't like it. Look at that face. Look at that face and tell it it's evil. It goes quack. Quack. [02:05:00] Um, but yeah, that's my turn. All right. Tibalt starts his turn
Darn. Darn. Uh- He had to recharge his breath weapon. Yeah, yeah. Had to, had to recharge his breath weapon. He did not. Um
How rough is Aldren looking? Uh, I am sitting- Also doesn't matter 'cause spiritual weapon. Ooh, spiritual weapon actually hits. Wow. Um, I am, I'm a little under-bloodied. All right.
So what, that's like a medium rare?
Uh, spiritual weapon hits and does seven damage. Um- [02:06:00] Hooray. Yeah. I don't know what that spell does
Classic D&D player. No idea what their spells do. Uh, yeah, he only has melee attacks, so how good? Uh, Tybalt will move over to, uh, Aldrin and cast Cure Wounds. In what position does he wanna be? In front
Uh, seven Awesome And that is Tybalt's turn Thank you Uh, duck Goose. Sorry Goose. Uh, it will shore up the five feet for you, and will splash. Oh, yeah, you're right there. Uh- Sea It is [02:07:00] right there. The ocean. Is it? You said it's gonna swim up five feet? Well, I, I just... It doesn't actually matter because it's... Uh, yeah, so we can, we can actually move the tail and dice off too, since no one's over there.
Yeah, no one's back there. Um, that'll happen, and then the new set will go on. Um, the square closest to me is going to not, is going to be where the gap is, and it is also going to only move three squares onto the ship. Beautiful. Thank you. And you said it moved forward five feet, yes? Uh, well, while doing that, first we need to figure out what happens to Riven.
Um- Okay. How good- I do have... If it comes within five feet of me, it does have to make a con save, 'cause I have emanation. I'm gonna say it's definitely moving within five feet- Okay ... as it's, like, moving up and swelling and, like, slamming its- Okay ... body down to make the wave. So it will definitely enter the five feet.
Yeah. Uh, it fails the con save. Okay. [02:08:00] It'd be great if it just dies in the middle of the ocean. Yeah. I would love it if it did that. That would be so cool. Uh, eight plus five, so 13. 13. Excellent
Uh, okay. How good is Riven at swimming? Average. Okay. Pretty good. I mean, not... She doesn't have a swimsuit, but- Do you go with the flow? Yeah. She rides with the current. Hmm, does the wave carry her onto the boat or into the boat? You know? Ah, man. Roll for it. Yeah, I feel like this is either- How much gnar do you catch, bro?
How much gnar do I catch? Roll for gnar. Um- I don't know why I don't have a swimsuit. I should have done that. I think, I would take athletics or acrobatics, I guess. Athletics or acrobatics? Just to see, yeah. Okay. Like, how well you even maintain- I'm gonna take acrobatics ... I guess you really are just body surfing.
[02:09:00] Yeah. So like, it's not- Like treading water, like, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Still give it a roll. Okay. But I l- I don't think it's gonna be super. I mean, you could just be like, a flat deck, so. I'm gonna take acrobatics 'cause... No, let's do acrobatics. All right? Stop trying to tell the DM what to do. I'm just throwing out possibilities.
If it matters. Well, seven plus two, or sorry, three plus four plus two. So I am going to have this- So nine ... dump you out on the boat. Okay. But you are going to take damage as it does so. Sounds good. Um- Where on the boat do you wanna end up? Because I assume it's gonna be in this row, right? Uh, no, it'll be in front of the wave.
Like it deposited while kind of moving. Oh, where I- Wherever you want ... Oh, wherever I want? Yeah, wherever you want. Oh, okay. Cool, cool, cool. Like, where would it- Let's go to the left. Yep. All right. It's gonna be five bludgeoning. Five. Okay.[02:10:00]
Well, that wasn't that bad. Mm-mm. Every bludgeoning roll besides one
Featured some pretty low numbers. That's funny.
I almost died. It was really close. Which is wild. But did you die? No, I didn't. But did you die though? Did you die though? But did you die though? But did you die? No, I didn't, so it's fine. Yeah, see? It's fine. It's fine. Yeah, you built character. I'm having a great time. You built character. Great time. But did I get XP?
Oh, you know. You know? Uh, Tigus, you are up. All right, cool. We're gonna, we're gonna side step. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. So we're out of that wave. We're gonna do our one dance move. Please, for the love of God. Oh yeah, 19 plus stuff. Excellent. We're heating up. Are we? Yeah. Max damage for nine. Ooh. Yeah, I would say, I would say [02:11:00] Tigus is heating up.
Oh, wait, hang on. Uh, Chris, I'm also gonna add- Mm-hmm ... uh, one of my giant ancestry charges to this to deal an extra D10.
Very nice. With fire
Just gonna double check that Ancestral boom. Yeah, D10
For another six fire damage. Nice. Which I assume goes tss. Yes. 'Cause of the water, you see.
Excellent. Anything else? Uh, some ball back to my hand. And yeah, we're gonna risk it. We're gonna stay there. Mm-hmm. Riven. All right. Well, she just got dumped back on. She still sees the guy, [02:12:00] so can't save. Is, is animation- Uh, fails ... concentration? Yeah. Did you roll your concentration? Constitution. No, sorry. Did you, did you roll your concentration check?
Is it- No, it's not concen- it's not a concentration save at all. Okay. It's, um, like a- Oh, yeah ... yeah It's your, your- It's like a specific, specific thing ... druid thing. Yeah. Uh, I got a seven, so it fails. Okay. Oh, well that's not a very good roll, uh, for a six. Six damage? Six damage. All right. Boo. Um- I wanna do it again.
Would, would Riven do it? Would Riven do it? Riven would do it again. Then do it. Jump off. Okay. Second or third time is the charm. We do need to hit rule of threes. 5, 10. Okay. She's in five feet. Yeah. So then on his turn he'll take one. Um- Yep. And then she's gonna cast... Like a yo-yo. Let's cast, uh, poison spray.
Ooh. Girly pop [02:13:00] poison spray. Riven scares me. Like, in a good way, but also... 17 plus 5, so I'm guessing that hits. You have to say the joke. What? Yes, that hits. Oh. It's 22. Oh. 17 plus 5. Oh, okay. Yeah. I can do math. It's not 9 plus 9. Um, 9 plus 9. And then, what is it, 1D8 Eight Ooh, nice Max damage Excellent And then, yep, that's it Oh, okay.
Uh... Oh Aldred's face. Yes, it is Aldred
What you considering, buddy? Do it. Do it. Do it Do the thing. Live. Make the roar. No, no. You can do whatever you like. Yeah, no. [02:14:00] Okay. Um, also I should have said that Aldren put his hood up as soon as he saw the duck, so he's got the, the rat ears. Okay. Um, but I'm going to I'm just gonna shoot it again
Oh, I think I'm gonna miss You think? Um, that's a 12. 12 does miss. Let's go. I finally broke my streak. Um, and I can't do anything on my bonus action. Um, but- I would suggest moving. Yeah, hang on Oh, geez. Curses. I was about to go behind the cactus Do you wanna, do you wanna climb back up? Yeah, go behind. One, two, three, four, five.
Don't go- You can move through it Yeah, that's- Don't go in front of the wave No, I'll stay put. Oh, the math. Math be mathing. Yeah, I'm, I'm, I'm doing my... I'm treating him like he's a boss game character, and I'm learning all of his, his, [02:15:00] his movement patterns. Yeah, we're learning the cycles. Yeah. We're learning how to dodge roll effectively.
This is a Soulslike game now. Yeah, that's my turn. Excellent. Unfortunately. Someone else wanna roll for Tybalt? Yeah. A D6, please. Sure. Four. Nope, unfortunate. Uh
Spiritual weapon hits Nice. Uh, okay, plus three. Five damage. How's the duck look? Uh, if we're using the video game analogy, like it's about to phase. Oh, good. I wonder how many health bars it has. Oh, no. Uh- I used all my spell slots. That's unfortunate. All of them? I'm a r- I'm a ranger. Oh yeah, that's fair. And I used one of them on making goodberries.[02:16:00]
To be fair, you guys made me do speak to the animals twice. Oh, we didn't make you do that. No one made you. You made the, you suggested it yourself. You made the choice. Uh, Tildr's gonna move one square forward, one square to his left And, uh, only has melee attacks. How good. That's very good. Hey, you know, can't be prepared for everything.
He certainly wasn't a Boy Scout, then. Uh... No, he was a Cub Scout, 'cause he was imprompt. Oh, yeah, yeah. Uh, we'll hold an action. Yep. Okay. Uh, Duck's start's turn. Oh, con save. Con save. It succeeded. Boo. It passed one save all night. Yeah, that's fair. That's fair. That's fair. Yeah, we can't complain terribly much. I can complain as many times as I want to.
This is true. You are entitled. [02:17:00] Complete equity is a thing. Where's the new wave go, Chris? Uh, there is no new wave. Oh. It's gonna eat me. Um, through... N- no. No. Uh, I don't know what you're going to do, unfortunately. Oh, no. Uh, uh, using the tiny hole that rubber duckies have on their bottom- Oh, no ... it is going to float into the air and land-
uh, approximately where the hole is on the ship. Okay. Uh, and it starts blasting. Um- It's a fire in his legs. That's amazing. Uh, it's gonna start with, um, Tingus and Tybalt. Oh. Start? Yep. Uh, w- it does start. I don't like that. All right. Tingus, uh... 13's the number. Yes. Is that it? 13 on the die. I didn't cast- Uh, against Tybalt
mage armor on myself [02:18:00] ever. I never said it. Yikes. Uh, Tybalt, uh, is Nope, that misses actually. Um Give me the deeps. Eight. Cool. Great. I'm gonna use my reaction- Excellent ... to cast Hellish Rebuke. Nice. I don't remember how this works. Um Dex save from you 13 is the number That fails Cool. It's 2D10 fire damage Ooh, very nice
Which D10s do I want?
Oh, still good. 17 Oh, that was really good. Very nice[02:19:00]
Oh, wait. I was about to ask if there was anything else, but it's still the duck's turn. Yeah. Um, it will stay put. Now it's Tingus's turn. Cool. Uh, I mean, I'm gonna, I'm gonna use my one dance move
13 to hit. Hits. Let's go. Yes. I found the number
So also, stats. Also- So important ... my ball light's on fire. Nice. Uh, and I'm gonna use my last charge of my ancestral boom to add a D10 of fire. Very [02:20:00] nice
For 13 damage. Sweet
Uh, five fire if it matters Thank you I assume it doesn't matter Anything else? Uh, yeah, I guess we're gonna move...
To about there Okay Just so that way we're not at the actual edge of the ship. Uh, yeah, and then bonus action, my ball comes back in my hand. Excellent. Cool. That's it. Uh, Riven. Yeah. I am going to count squares. Hold on. Yeah, you gotta get back on the ship somehow
Uh, how tall [02:21:00] is the ship, Chris? Yeah, how you getting back on? You guys rope-swelling over it, right? You guys ropes on the inside? Uh, yeah, but then you need to, uh, climb- Climb up? ... climb up. Oh, we'll just, like, Catler move this from it. I'm gonna say yes. Okay, so
It's gonna go right here anyways. Um So I'm gonna cast... Oh, wait Um
You can use an F there No, I know Yeah He said hold on Well, we need to figure out how tall boat is from water Yeah, that's what I'm asking Oh 'Cause you need to, so you need to swim to edge of boat, uh- And then have enough ... ha- which, which, um... So you, you might be able to get- I've only moved 10 feet ... on, um, with...
Do you have a natural swim speed or are you using half movement? Half movement Okay. So it- She'd be like on the edge of the boat ... 20. Okay. And then- Like if it was, depending on how tall the boat is, like she'd probably be [02:22:00] like in the middle of climbing up at the end of her movement, if we're saying that climb is also half speed.
Oh, so, so- We're gonna say climb is half speed ... so here, this is five. So that's 10 feet. Yep, and then a climbing up. So if the boat's more than 10 feet tall. Yeah Which is possible
Uh, classic hold on and check How tall is boat? Hold on. Yeah How do boat? My, my Google searches are wild. Your FBI- Again, Chris, you just didn't plan for this? Your FBI drops the ball. I d- okay, admittedly no, I didn't think anyone was gonna jump off the boat. Like, to be fair. Look at who's at the table. You, you caught me.
What the- I'm a little wild.
Uh, 10 to 20 feet above waterline. Um, so if we call it 10 feet, she gets on top of the boat. Which is where I'm at right now. [02:23:00] Gotcha. Um, sure. Cool. Make it happen. Um, uh, then I'm gonna have him do a con save, 'cause I can see him now. No. Okay. No. We're back on it. Back to our routine schedule for- We had a 20 and nothing higher than a five.
Uh, 11 damage. All righty. And then I'm going to cast- It's a strong ducky. Yeah ... yeah, but I only can do it, like, if I can see them- See, yeah ... or, and when they're five feet away from me. No, I said it's a strong ducky. Oh. I thought you said- Yeah. ... it's a strong spell. No. Well, yes- Hello ... but no. Yes, but also- Okay, then I'm gonna cast shatter.
Oh. Um- Oh ... 10 feet radius. Nyla, 10 feet radius. What? No, you're going- No, just, just bam. Okay. I shatter here, so it's not gonna hit any of these boils. Hmm. Thank you. Just the mast. Yeah. That's what I was worried about. Um- Inanimate object take double damage ... yeah. And if that mast falls- Non-magical object isn't being worn or [02:24:00] carried, it also takes damage if it's in the spell area, but it's not.
I put it here. That's good. Oh, that's true. The mast is right there. Okay. Yeah. We're good. Yep. Cool, cool. I can read. Okay. But also the deck. Riven can't read. It's fine. What about the deck? Just jump over.
You're a duck. Anyways. Yeah. Yeah. Just jump the hole. Duh. Um, con save for this one.
Aha No It succeeds. Half damage Yeah, half damage for 3D Oh Half three D8, still very good. Mm, does someone have an extra D8? Here. Oh, thank you. Okay. Sorry. Uh, eight. Eight. But half damage, so four. Oh, okay. Sorry. All good. Perfect. Um, and then, yep, that's it. Okay. Aldrin. [02:25:00] Um, is it free to swap out my bow with my blades?
Mm-hmm. Okay. Um, I'm gonna put my long bow on my back, take out, um, scimitar, short sword. Um, and I'm going to go for it with the... Wait, which is the one that I'm supposed to do first? It's important. Scimitar. Seems like it's the best. Yeah, 'cause the scimitar's the one that gives me... No, it's nick. Oh. Oh, actually.
Thanks. Yeah, I, I have to use the scimitar. I don't have the short sword active for mastery. Oh, okay. So yeah, scimitar first. Um, 19 plus stuff. That hits. Um, moving around the wave. Oh, right. So yeah. Can I move to- You probably- I wanna be behind it. Like, like, right, yeah, right here. Mm-hmm. That's where I'll get.
Thank you. Okay. Um, thank you, Kyle. Yeah.
Um, what- You're even facing it. I was just gonna ask. I appreciate you so much. It was making me neurotic. Um, all right. So scimitar. So plus three [02:26:00] to hit. 1 D6 plus, I still have hunter's mark. Uh, seven Total? Mm-hmm. Yeah, total. And then I'm gonna go for it with the short sword. That's a nat 20. Ooh. Ooh. Um, so I'm rolling the dice once and then rolling them again.
Yep. For the nat 20. Um, does hunter's mark apply on every- You roll all damage dice twice. Okay. Um, let me check. It's best, I thought it was a once per turn. That's a really good question. It, I think it might be once per turn. I think you might be right. Hunter's mark.
Whenever you hit it with a weapon attack. Sick. Yep. So, um. That, that was a one. You're right, it was a six and a one, so that's seven plus five is 12. So another 12 [02:27:00] from the short sword. And that was Yeah, technically I have a bonus action left because the scimitar is nicked, but I have nothing to do with it, so that's my turn.
All righty. Uh- Tybolt. Tybolt. Someone wanna roll for Tybolt's breath weapon? Oh, sure. I, uh, three. Okay. Uh, Tybolt will put on his long sword. Yep. Uh- Does he wanna move his spiritual weapon? It'll get there eventually. 20 feet. Three, thanks. It's kinda floating near... It's n- it's almost at the bow. Uh, I think it's just over, 'cause it was kinda like tip, yeah.
It's probably, like, right behind you. Yeah, okay. Sure. Uh, all right. Regular attacks[02:28:00]
Uh, 10 to hit and 19 to hit Hey, one of those hits And one of them counts. 10 damage Ooh, nice
Is he? That he's a cleric with two attacks on a sh- we'll talk about that later. He's part fighter. We don't know what level he is. We don't. Sorry, I have Tybalt theories.
Uh, that is going to be Tybalt's turn. All right. Ducky's turn. Uh, wave. Oh, yeah. Wave can go- Wave, wave is going to keep moving as long as no one, uh- No one's back there ... moves back over there. I mean, it moves five feet. Okay. It's gonna... Or five squares. It's gonna end up, like, all the way back here. It might as well just not- Okay.
Uh, it is [02:29:00] going to, uh, turn around. Turn around.
Uh, it is going- It is going to, uh
Go up. Mm-hmm. And then as it falls back to the ground, angle itself so it's shooting at all of you. So- So like this? Sure. Yeah. The rubber ducky is squirting the water at all of you. Yep. Uh, you can make a dexterity saving throw. Okay. As well, everyone? Everyone. No. Uh, including one for Tybalt if someone wants to roll it instead of me I'm rolling.
All right, uh, my clear die is gonna be 10. [02:30:00] Yeah. Eight for me. Okay. Tibalt crit and I got a nat- uh, a natural 20. Okay. So those will pass. Eight will not pass. Yeah. Uh, uh, 10. Uh, 10 will not pass. Uh, so that is 10 damage- Okay ... uh, halved for passes. Okay. Wow. I'm, uh, real, real rough right guys. Yeah, same. Uh, but that is its turn.
Tingus, you are up. Okay. Um, hmm.
I don't have a lot of good options
I'm gonna shoot it with an Eldritch Blast. Okay
Uh, no. Uh, no No? No, that's a [02:31:00] 12. Oh. Yeah, 12 does miss. Okay. Um
Yeah, that's all I got. All righty. Riven? Uh, I'm gonna cast Cure Wounds on myself. Okay
Yeah. You're looking even rougher than I am, buddy. I'm at two, bro. Oh. I'm at, I'm at seven. Yeah. That's why I'm casting cure wounds all night. Six and six plus my wisdom, which is three, so... 15? Yeah, I can do math. Nice. Getting back up to 17. Must be nice. All right. Now I'm going to move. It's fine. I also have a backup character.
And then I can see him, so Kanse, please. Uh, yes, absolutely. [02:32:00] Ah, crit fail. Nice. Crit fail? Yeah. Yeah, the logo's on the one. It's great. Heck yeah. That's not confusing at all. I know. Kinda part of the bit. That's not confusing.
So and it's doubled or re- rerolled again? Uh, roll more dice. Oh. More dice, more fun. One and seven, so it's eight. Nine plus eight, so 18. 19, sorry. 19. 18? Nine plus eight? 17. Nine plus eight plus one. 18. 18. Excellent But two plus one plus one plus one But nine plus- It's a clue ... nine plus 10 is 21 Oh, I was, I was referencing Clue.
Great movie. I haven't watched it in a while. I g- I actually was thinking about it the other day Anything else? Balduran Slash, slash. Mm, get him. Uh, 19 plus [02:33:00] stuff. Uh, 11 for the first hit. Is that plus your- Oh, wait, no. 11 plus 3 is- 14 ... 14, but I didn't add that to my last attack last round, so that would be- So you wouldn't add it to your short sword?
Right. Yeah. I'm saying I added nothing last round. Oh, okay. Gotcha. For the modifier, so that, that was 17 effectively. All right. Okay. For, for this round. And then for the short sword, uh I don't think that's gonna ... Well, at a pretty high No, no. No, I don't. Never mind No, 'cause are you proficient with offhand?
Never mind. Yeah, no, that doesn't hit. So I just hit with the first attack, and that's my turn. All right. Sorry, how much damage was it? I'm- 17 total, including my mess up from last round. Oh, okay
Beautiful. All righty. Uh, does someone wanna roll for Tibaults? Can I roll for [02:34:00] Tibaults? Sure. Yes. What am I rolling? D6. Four Nope. Unfortunately, no. Uh- Be really great if you did There's a lot of fours that Tibalt's rolled. Now- Yeah, he's pretty bad at this ... Tibalt is, that's probably fine. Uh, Tingus is looking real rough.
Yeah Yeah. Temple's gonna run up
Tib- b- Tibble best field medic Yeah. And you heal 10 points. Let's go
Thanks, Tybalt. Thank you, Tybalt. Tybalt to the rescue. Now I'm not dying Well... Yeah. Completely. We'll see. Yeah. Yeah. As it is- We are kind of in a convenient line ... Ducky's turn. Yep. Uh, concept. Ooh, good point[02:35:00]
14. Oh, darn it. Mm. Unfortunately. Boo
So that's nothing, right? Yeah. It's all in- Yeah ... okay. Uh, it is going to squirt you all again. Yep. With bath water? Bath water's dirty. It smells. Oh, God. Sorry. I'm gonna take this opportunity- Join us for us auctioning off this rubber ducky after the stream. Oh, no. Have you seen Saltine? Oh. I'm gonna use a luck point to re-roll mine.
Tobok got a seven on the die. Ah. I don't know what his dex is. 23. Zero. Mm, I should take the first one. Pass. Uh, eight. Ah. No again, or deck save? Oh, me? Yeah, everybody. Sorry. Oh my gosh, I was- Sorry everyone. No, no, all good ... no, [02:36:00] I was zoning out. That was me. We were talking about auctioning off the deck. Yeah, I was stuck on Saltburn.
See if you care. I was thinking of Jacob Elordi- You guys can control this one ... his long journey in my brain. Um.
Also the, the, we were talking about Saltburn as in you brought up Saltburn, went on a journey with Jacob Elordi. You yourself- And now we're back ... you yourself did. Hey, I just saw Wuthering Heights. My brain is crazy, guys. No, we all went on a journey together. Nine. I did not pass. Okay. Uh, f- if fails take nine damage, passes take four.
Cool. One, two, three, four
I look ouchie. Same. Big ouchie? I, I think I look more ouchie than... Wait, oh wait, but you failed. Yeah. Oh, we both look ouchie. Never mind. I was about to say, I'll take that back ouchie. Speaking of ouchie, Tingus, you're up. Yep. I'm gonna- You're gonna try, you're gonna try and give the duck [02:37:00] the ouchie ... give the duck the ouchie.
Give the duck the ouchie. Oh my God. What are we doing? Eldritch Blast. No. If you said it with an accent, you would've hit it. Yep, I probably would've. Uh, boy howdy, that's all I've got. You know what? Actually, I'm gonna move. We're gonna move. Yeah, maybe we don't all be in the same line. Move out the way. Uh, there we go.
All right. So you're all set. Uh, Riven, you are up. All right. Uh, Conte, please, good sir. Heck yeah. I swear, this has done the most damage- Is that- ... this whole fight Uh, two- It's so consistent. Four. Well, it's failing so regularly. Seven- Yeah, I know ... for damage. All righty. Um, and then I am going to also cast Thunderwave.
Oh.
Yeah. [02:38:00] Uh. Are you sure about that? Yes, 'cause it's a... Excuse me. Affects each creature within a 15 feet c- originating from you. Oh, that's just kidding. Yeah. Just kidding, uh, just kidding. Just kidding, guys. Just kidding. I didn't say that. Riven does not match well with
thunder. Short, short kill Eldritch Blast. I was
still stuck on soul burn, man. Um, I'm gonna do Ray of Frost. Um- Riven, Riven, Riven's like, "Oh, that's how we wake up from the dream." Disadvantage. Disadvantage. If we all die together- That's fine ... we get to see Jacob Belardi in the afterlife. No, God. That's so much worse. Oh, man. All right. You said disadvantage 'cause I'm in melee?
Yes. Yeah. That is how our range spells work. Well, you know what? This is cocked, so. It sure is. Ha ha. Nice. Joke's on y'all. Okay, uh- Yeah, just outroll it, forehand ... yeah, right. Uh, for 21. 21. Hits. Um, 1d8.
For eight Very nice Very nice [02:39:00] And, uh, sorry. I'm gonna spread out the wealth a little bit and not be in like a little liney-poo. Yeah, that's, that's the dream. Yeah. I'm gonna do it here just 'cause I'm still in melee, but next to him. Mm-hmm. Okay. And that's it. Aldrin, give him the stabs. Stab, stab. Go for the jugular.
I'm gonna... Wherever that might be on a duck. Yeah. Pop that ducky. Pop that ducky. Just so we're surrounding it, we're not- Ooh, big flanking. Yeah. Um, I'm gonna stab, stab. Do I have advantage? Yeah. Heck yeah.
Thank goodness I had advantage. Uh, that's uh, 12- 19 ... plus... Well, no, 'cause it, I'm not as good with the- Oh Uh, 15. Hits. All right. So 15 and [02:40:00] 2d6. Ew. Okay. Four plus three is... Seven Seven. Thank you, Cal. All right. And then do I have advantage on the second attack? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, armor checking. That's cocked. Yeah. Same roll, so hits.
That's cocked. Your dice trade seems to- Six Cool ... another six. Six- Yes ... is in fact enough. To slice- To transition. Can I describe how I... You can. I want yours to be like a pfft. Okay. Nope, nope. No, do it. I'm going to, um...
I'm going to do one across like the throat. And then the other, I slice off its head. Duckie no. Yay. Death to ducky. And it collapses in a pile [02:41:00] of rubber- Rubber ducky ... onto the deck of your boat. What in the upper and the lower hells was that monstrosity? Seemed like a duck. Quacked like a duck. What? Must be a duck.
What, what, what, what is that thing? Again, it's a duck. Well, no, for sure it's- Yeah, but it's not a- But it's not though. Also, who brought it here? Why'd, what- Well, it's probably more like- What is going on? It's probably more like who brought us here. In the ship. Yeah. Well, this probably isn't even our real ship.
I, I remove my hood. Krish, can I roll to wake up? Mm-hmm. Sure.
Crit. Do I poof out of existence and wake up in my own radical body? We will find out next time. No. Thank you all for watching. [02:42:00] Uh, once again, if you haven't subscribed, please subscribe. If you enjoyed this episode, please like it, comment, all of the things. We appreciate you, uh, tuning in, and we will be back next Tuesday.
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