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The Noon Hour Of Madness & Mayhem can be heard live on KBEAR 101 weekdays at 12pm MST. Viktor and Peaches talk about a wide variety of topics depending on the day and you never know what to expect!
The noon hour of Madness and Mayhem powered by Jalisco's, the podcast. Victor, we gotta give a shout out to, loyal listener, CJ. CJ. What up, CJ? Shout out.
He's down in Mexico right now. Oh, nice. And he's, he's having a good time. He's vacationing. He's on the beach, and, he was telling me he misses Kay Bear.
Like, legit I'm like, dude, we have an app. Yeah. We have and he's he goes, okay. Cool. I'm downloading it now.
And I told him to be that guy on the beach blasting Kay Bear in Mexico, so I'm hoping he's doing so. Heck, yeah. Don't forget, everybody. You leave town. Yeah.
Even if you're heading to another country, you can listen to us worldwide. Shout out to those, German listeners we have. Yeah. I dude, I pull up the map every once in a while and see who's listening and all kinds of crazy places Right. All over the planet.
It's it's very cool. Very cool. I have another way for us to go viral here. I don't know if you saw this clip over the, the weekend. No.
Well, I don't know. You haven't said whatever. Rapper OG Tullow on a podcast who accidentally almost cheddar bobbed himself. What does that mean? He almost shot himself in the leg.
He so his gun goes off in the middle of the podcast. Why would you need to bring a gun to a podcast? My favorite part of the whole clip is the very end. I'll I'll play it here for you right here right now. He'll hold on.
Let me pull up the audio there. Trying to be something that you not and choices we got in life. Those were your choices. And then here's the best part. Who shot who?
What? Who shot who? What? I you know, some of the places people feel like they need to bring their gun. I just don't understand.
Referees. OG too low. Isn't that a bring that case with him? Come on. Gosh.
Can you imagine? I just roll in each morning. No. I'm representing the hardcore life on Kay Bear. That's right.
I don't know. I'm about to do a desk pop and just full on shoot the gun to the roof. Like, if you're just gonna go sit down with somebody and have a conversation, leave your gun in the car at least. So now we have a we have this idea of how we can go viral because this clip has gone literally everywhere. Oh, shoot myself, dude.
No. No. No. No. Get a Poppit and squeeze it in your pocket.
Get, like, maybe 5 or 6 Poppits, and just you're sitting there doing a show. Hey, guys. Good morning. It's the Victor Woltz Show. Boom.
Oh, what was that? Oh, my gun went off. Something like that. Yeah. But the you somehow have the camera on you too?
Yeah. Just somehow happened to catch it. I just happened to be recording right at this moment when my gun went off in my pocket. You know, people are dumb peaches. They would probably believe that video if we made it and shared it.
So AI we used AI to add some blood effects to it? Yeah. Yeah. I saw this one video over the weekend where a kid was arguing with his dad. Somebody had an AI image of a waterfall up.
And, I mean, it wasn't even physically possible for a waterfall. Like, it was Was it going up? Well, it was like, almost like a mirrored image. So you had this piece of land that comes out in a weird shape, and you could tell it was a mirrored image. And the water is, like, going over all sides.
There there's no way it could flow this way. Okay. Because it flows from, like, a small area to this big, huge area, and it's just perfect. The guy's like, oh, the dad, he wants to go there on vacation, and the kid's like, dad, that doesn't even look real at all. We're doomed, man.
We're doomed once stuff actually starts looking real. There was a comparison of Will Smith eating spaghetti back when AI was, like, first making the rounds, and now all of a sudden, they they showed the the same video now with and it shows it looks like Will Smith, but the forehead moves too a little bit. Yeah. And I'm thinking now with the amount of old people that fall for anything, we could really get away with some stuff. And there's a certain, local, show that we can probably mess with with with AI and have some fun with it and post the clips.
That's right. All of them. You wanna laugh react my stuff? I'm paying attention. I'm paying attention.
2 hosts start punching each other out of doors. It's very weird. Saying vile things? Yeah. What's going on?
Imagine that you had a robotic voice. Just Idaho Falls sucks. Why would they say that? So, Victor, I decided to completely turn my life around with meal prepping and going to the gym twice a day. Alright, peaches.
And we'll see how cranky I get maybe, like, by Thursday. Don't you tell me about it. I don't wanna hear your crankiness because I'm I'm telling you because you ate the same food for every meal for a week. It's gonna happen, unfortunately. I don't know anybody who meal preps who's happy about it.
You know? True. True. True. Nobody's like, I love meal prepping.
I love all my food being the same. It's great. Nobody says that. Could differentiate it, but then you gotta spend your entire Sunday just planning everything. Yeah.
You gotta, you know, make, like, 4 different dishes and Yeah. Even still, if you wanna have variety in your life meal prepping, it is a lot of work. So I I I had to grab specifically the whole wheat protein plus pasta because I'm too good for the regular pasta. I hate wheat pasta. It sucks.
Well, it's it's good for your heart. It's good for you. It's just not as good as, you know, regular Whole food sucks. What are you talking about? I know.
And I mean, wheat pasta, there's worse things. You drench it in enough sauce. It'll be okay. But the texture of it, it just sucks. You know?
I think I'd rather have gluten free pasta than wheat pasta. Do you do you taste the difference with that? With, gluten free? Yeah. Certainly.
Like, have you ever had gluten free bread? It's garbage. It's terrible. It's horrible. But other things, you know, there are some things that are fine gluten free snack like treats.
If you have some cookies or whatever, you know, that that's fine. But Do you feel less guilty eating, gluten free Oreos? No. No. I I I think that, you know, gluten free I don't think that, it's healthier to eat gluten free.
I actually believe I've read because they add a lot of sugars and things to make the gluten free stuff taste better that a lot of gluten free foods are worse for you. Now there's people that you for dietary reasons, you gotta eat gluten free. True. You know? But, yeah.
No. I'm I I don't feel guilty eating regular Oreos. Well, there's, like, recent events that caused me to do this, and I'm thinking, like, for some reason now, I feel, like, nervous all the time or I feel, like, adrenaline all the time. I don't know if it's, like, nerves or adrenaline, but for some reason, I'm like, you know what? When I'm meal prep, I'm gonna top of this, and I'm just, like, on crack almost when when dealing with this type of thing.
I'll tell you what. Eating good and exercising will help with, mental stuff. It's good for you. It doesn't when you're walking on that treadmill for about an hour and you start listening to the music you want to, it's fun. I know I need to get on mine.
It's still collecting dust. Still talk to, you know, the lady on on the treadmill too. Yeah. Yeah. I'm I'm I could.
I could do a lot of things. You need her to, like, somehow. I don't think you even get motivated by that. I was about to say you could get her to, like, you know, break your heart in a way to where you're like, that's it. I'm I'm gonna pull a Rocky.
Dude, I'm Start drinking egg yolks and get on the treadmill and run. No. See, because I always shift to the attitude of, well, if people don't like me, screw them. I don't care. No.
You're lucky. See, I wanna prove them all wrong. That's that's my whole point. Not me. I don't care.
I'm like, oh, you don't like it? Well, fine. The end. You don't like me for hell, I am fine. Fine.
I'll do what I want. I'm gonna be me. So, yeah, that that kind of motivation doesn't work for me. I have to think I'm gonna die, then I get motivated to do certain things. That also works for me too.
When the whole Afib heart thing happened Yeah. I just gave up energy drinks right then and there. Yeah. You know, back when I was having major stomach problems and stuff and I had to, you know, get checked out, I was very concerned at that time. And then when they're like, oh, everything's okay, I was like, oh, hey.
Back to tacos. If you think you're fine, just think about it. Like, hey. What if I took my shirt off on the beach right now? How self conscious would I feel?
And, see, I don't care. You know? I mean I do. Because it's it's like Southern California, and you see me, like, you know, pale as a ghost, looking like Shamu on the the sand there. Yeah.
See, I guess that's part of the thing. I wouldn't go to the beach and take my shirt off anyway. Yes. You also wear shoes on the beach too. Yeah.
I go to the beach, and I'm like, alright. It looks nice here, but I don't I'm not putting my feet in the sand. You know what's in the sand? There's a lot of stuff in the sand. You know, big bigger dudes, they always try to find the the the other bigger guy that's also somehow bigger than them so that way you feel better about yourself.
You know the whole Rodney Dangerfield, you hang out around fat people in order to in order to feel skinny, that type of thing? So I tried finding that guy the beach. One guy cloned onto me. He was like, this is the fat guy. You wanna roll around with me so I can pick up chicks?
It's like that ugly friend you keep around so that way, you know, it makes you look better. I do know. Sit the cross for me. Oh. Too funny.
Victor, we're talking about, like, you know, the advantages of being a DJ on on KBEAR and a lot of people listening to the the station, including those that you don't want them to listen or you want them to listen and you wanna give them, like, subtle jabs every once in a while. Well, it's funny because listeners will sometimes mishear what we say, and we have to correct that. But we'll throw in little subliminal things that they may or may not notice. Right. Yeah.
And, yeah, you can have some fun with it. You could have some fun with it. You know? I I don't tend to be blatant about it like you were just talking about with me out there. But see, like, I'll do it.
And if that person knows I'm talking about them, then they go, oh my god. He's attacking me on the radio without even saying my name. Sometimes they know. You know? Sometimes somebody will be sitting there, and they're like, oh, I bet this is about me.
But you can tell, like, you know, towards so I started off the week with, hold on. I started off the week with this this new band called Sleep at the Helm. Okay. And it's it's just an emo type of 2009 Asking Alexandria esque song. Okay.
So that's kinda like just in a crowd so so like that. Right? Okay. I just played that because I was like, I like this song. I'll play it on the ear.
Alright. You can tell last week, I got severely depressed towards the middle of the week. Yes. Sad features. Because it went to, it went from that to let me pull it up here.
Where's it at? I I had to add this one to the system. You know it's you know you know it's, you know Nine inch nails. Right? You know it's personal when you start adding songs to the system.
Something I can never have. When you play, you've made it this far by asking Alexandria. So then you get to, like, the pre chorus. Where's the pre chorus? Is it right here?
Oh, okay. Yeah. Right there. Hold on. Let me rewind it.
But it feels like you might have been riding a car. Which is funny because, like, Danny Worsnop, biggest jerk I've ever dealt with interview wise. And he's putting out songs like this. Oh, yeah. Even the it's like the cowboys.
They're all apparently sad. Yeah. You know, half of their songs. Oh, they're heart. You know, we we wrapped up the week with, one of the best songs, one of the saddest songs I think I've ever played for the feature with the pale faced Swiss, river of sorrows.
The new new ballad from him. Very nice. Well, he goes he goes, like, help me wait. Yeah. That's a sad intro here, Victor.
He's distraught. You know, there was a there there was a song on the album that's called, like, Love Burns, and I think there's all of them together, and it's you know, they're they're they're madly in love. And at the end of the song at the end of the album, it's this one where he's trying to run-in the middle of the street. He's trying to he's trying to find her. The video.
Mhmm. Oh, he said. Well, even Lorna Shore, you know, the pain remains, the trilogy. That's all one big, even though it's crushingly heavy. Just.
Well, if if you need, if you need some song recommendations I'm I'm holding back. Oh, are you? Alright. There's a particular theory of a dead man's song. I can probably find piles of them.
In the near future, I'll probably play that one. You know, we'll see. Alright. Victor, I love when athletes decide to, like us, put out subtle signs that they're leaving a team and they're going elsewhere. Tyreek Hill of the Miami Dolphins, he just tweeted, I'm out.
Nothing else. That could mean a variety of things, I guess. Could mean I'm out of the team. But then he changed his profile picture to that, you know, that meltdown that Antonio Brown had when he took his jersey off and his pads and just gave everyone the peace sign and just ran out of the stadium. I'm not sure if I saw that, but He he, photoshopped his face onto Antonio Brown giving the peace sign.
So where's he gonna go next? It's like a nice fun game of what what what's he where is he going? And you know? Okay. Is he a in demand player like a lot of teams would want him?
Oh, sure. He's one of the fastest wide receivers in the entire league. I think he is. I think his top speed's, like, 23 miles per hour. Jeez.
Now where are we at in the NFL season right now? I just well, Fantasy Football just ended. I won my league. Oh, good for you. Where's my Congratulations.
Oh, good for you. But now we're heading towards the playoffs. You know, the Super Bowl's always Yeah. Like, one of the first few weeks of February. Yeah.
So I figured we were getting close. 1st few weeks. 1st 2 weeks of February. See, I'm messing up my words today. Who's doing the halftime show this year?
I I think it was Kendrick Lamar, but they wanted Lil Wayne to be the halftime, show because he's from New Orleans. Oh, well, Kendrick Lamar is a little more popular. Well So it's probably the smart one. They might try to incorporate him into the bet Lil Wayne will be a guest. Yeah.
You know? Come out and But every year, you see somebody complain. Most people most people complain. Not little John. Oh, I always mix up the 2.
What what's little Wayne do? Doesn't he just have kinda isn't he Aren't she the z 103, like, music director? Yeah. But I I mix up all the Littles. You know?
You mix up all the Lulz? The Lulz, there's too many Lulz. We only have 2 Lil Wayne songs. Well, it's they're probably not really radio appropriate a lot of them. I've never heard this Lil Wayne track.
What is it called? How to Love. I might have heard enough already. I bet he's gonna try singing. Okay.
I I had a basketball coach who looked just like him, and we called him Lil Wayne all the time. He liked it, so it wasn't that it wasn't mean. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I think Lil Wayne's pretty well liked.
He hasn't gotten, like, canceled or anything, has he? No. He hasn't done any behavior that people frown upon? No. No.
He actually got rescued by a cop, and he's all pro cop and everything and back. Yeah. He's a super seems like a humble dude. I'm just you know, at this rate, you know, I hope z 103 has some artists left to play by the end of 2025. What do you mean?
Because they they're just a lot of celebrities that are, you know, tangled up in that diddy mess, it would appear. You know? We might have some stuff here at the metal world. Well, you know, I say get rid of all the dirt bags. You know?
I mean See you later. Oceano just split up because of all the dirt that's happening in our in the in the genre. Well, you know, bad people need to, get what's coming to them. That's what I think. True.
You know, you should have to face what you've done. Sure. You know? Deal with it. Oh, there's also a lot of just rumors that get tossed around too.
Oh, yeah. You know? And that that's why you know, I'm not I don't tend to, like, dive in and, you know, run with accusations. Well, it's been tough all the time. I know Twitter especially.
Yeah. Don't even need to get me started on there. Twitter has been Twitter has been awful since of late. It's gotten really bad. Like, I'll fire it up to go, okay.
Maybe there's something I can share on there. And, I mean, I've blocked tons of accounts and everything, and I still just get these weird weird just vile, hateful things. I'll get these vile photos, and I'll just send them to my friend Christian and all the pictures I've sent to him. It just if if someone were to go in Christian's phone and see our conversation, it'd be the weirdest thing ever because all he would just get a bunch of texts or a bunch of pictures of vile things Yeah. That I can't elaborate on on the air.
I can't believe that some of that stuff is just allowed on that on any platform. Elon Musk did just for some reason say that, like, he's gonna demote posts or get rid of posts that promote negativity or, like, they're gonna go way down. That's what he posts all day. And that's what people were saying to him in retaliation. Like, come on, dude.
You and there won't be anything left on Twitter if they get rid of negativity. Let's just tweet out, we love Elon Musk. He's the greatest dude and see how many people like that. I well, on Twitter, probably a lot of people would like it. I I don't know.
The Internet's gotten so weird lately. It's just that back in my day, pictures, it was a different place. Even back in my day, it was a different place. Yeah. Facebook was way different back when it was in his prime, and, you know, I liked certain pages back then.
My parents would talk to me. Why don't you like this page? It's it looks bad. It's on your profile. Colleges can see this.
That's true. That's true. People are trying to think of this. It was just, like, a dumb meme page that I followed or something like that. But it's actually but it was not even a meme.
Meme pages didn't exist back then, really. No. It was more so just a stupid little title. Facebook, you know, had, the weird format compared to now. Facebook was much better back then.
I miss it. Jeez. If employers are, judging on what pages you like, I know I'm in trouble for just metal band names. You know? Oh, yeah.
Not the content of any of these pages. Just metal band names. Says here you like, 200 stab wounds. What's that all about? Yeah.
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