The Viktor Wilt Show

This episode begins by kicking AI directly in the processor as Viktor and Peaches spiral into a discussion about robot DJs that sound like they were assembled from expired GPS units and haunted fax machines. They roast AI voices that can't pronounce "WWE" without having an existential crisis before somehow ending up on an archaeological expedition through Idaho's most aggressively mispronounced town names. Suddenly everyone is screaming about Coeur d'Alene, Dubois, Ririe, Pond Oreille, and a dozen other places that look like someone dropped a bag of Scrabble tiles down a mountain. That somehow mutates into questioning why Idaho is shaped like a broken cutting board, accusing America's state borders of being the result of ancient political scams, and taking a surprisingly educational detour into the history behind Native American place names before immediately abandoning all historical responsibility to laugh at Ding Dong, Texas, Monkey's Eyebrow, Kentucky, and Toad Suck, Arkansas like a couple of twelve-year-olds with unlimited Wi-Fi.

Just when your brain thinks it has found solid ground, it gets tackled by Red Dead Redemption 2, where exploding Irishmen, cursed mods, tragic first playthroughs, and emotional trauma collide before the conversation violently swerves into Viktor's real-life emotional boss battle: surviving Walmart while trying to quit drinking. The simple mission of buying groceries becomes a full psychological horror film as Becca repeatedly films Viktor during one of the crankiest weeks imaginable, every delayed shopping stop pushes him closer to detonating like an overfilled pressure cooker, forgotten butter becomes the final boss encounter, and an innocent grocery trip transforms into what sounds like a military operation conducted entirely inside fluorescent lighting. The tension somehow escalates into debates about filming people without permission, relationship arguments, apologies, and memes about girlfriends magically appearing the exact moment you're finally about to enjoy video games.

Then the podcast completely abandons civilization by discovering some of Reddit's strangest corners, where the hosts accidentally tumble into bizarre weight-gain fetish communities that neither of them were emotionally prepared to witness. What starts as innocent curiosity rapidly becomes an anthropological expedition through increasingly cursed internet content featuring "fit to fat" transformations, shirtless strangers making life choices, commenters enthusiastically cheering on expanding waistlines, and Viktor realizing that some of the photos aren't actually that far away from his own current physique. Peaches immediately begins threatening to Photoshop coworkers, run everyone through ChatGPT to imagine future obesity, and weaponize these discoveries against former radio hosts. The pair somehow spend an alarming amount of time examining internet strangers getting progressively larger while questioning the very fabric of humanity and wondering exactly what catastrophic series of events led civilization to create these digital monuments to body mass.

As if the internet hadn't already melted beyond repair, the episode somehow lands on dating culture, where people are apparently building spreadsheets to rank romantic partners like fantasy football statistics, keeping notes on height, hobbies, gift ideas, and personal information with the organizational precision of FBI investigations. Viktor and Peaches debate whether people with children should announce that information immediately, roast modern dating apps where attractive users are drowning beneath hundreds of matches, laugh at desperate dating profiles, and admire the absolute lunatic who applied for jobs by emailing recruiters with the subject line "Your Name Is In The Epstein Files" before casually asking for an interview once he'd successfully induced cardiac arrest. It's a perfect ending to an episode that begins with broken AI, wanders through cursed geography, emotional grocery shopping, bizarre internet fetishes, dating disasters, existential body image crises, and somehow still finds time to recommend emailing your future boss in the most unhinged way imaginable. Every topic is immediately abandoned for something even more ridiculous until reality itself files a restraining order against the show.

What is The Viktor Wilt Show?

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Speaker 1: The noon hour of Madness Mam the podcast. What a peaches. What is happening? Wood a woody. What was that?

Speaker 2: You're old or you're too young, I guess. What's that? up, Woody? Yo, yo, yo!

Speaker 1: It's your boy, B Pizzle. DJ X. Oh, I hate DJX. It's your boy DJX. Here's your vibe for the for the night or whatever.

Speaker 2: DJX might not be as bad as whoever Apple's AI radio voice is. Um where did I hear it? Was it when you were trying to play me some kind of podcast or something? I don't use Apple music.

Yeah. For some reason I got linked over to Apple Music to listen to something. I don't know if it was a song or what, but it it had their version of DJX, but it was a woman. And um the the AI voice was way more awkward than Spotify. Way more obviously AI.

Speaker 1: Wasn't there something recently? I meant to bring it up on the show. I think it was AI trying to read WWE, and it kept flubbing over the W, so it came on WWW,

Speaker 2: and it just kept like repeating itself over and over and over again. AI can't say a lot of words very uh well.

Speaker 1: Especially when you try using like 11 labs to you know come up with a commercial, maybe.

Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe you want to say the name of uh, I don't know, the city Manan. Or the station. Or the station. Menon. Menon.

Speaker 1: Reary. Every time I mention the city Ryrie to my mom, she goes, it sounds like you're insulting. It sounds like you're trying to say Riley. I'm like, yeah, but with like a certain accent, right? Like an obnoxious fake accent.

Speaker 2: No, we do call it rr around here.

Speaker 1: My friend Matt did. For sure. And I was like, hey, don't go, don't, you know, say that to the locals, because there's there's there are those weirdos out there that for some reason, like if you're not from around here, they get really mad about it.

Speaker 2: Well, there's a lot of town names out there that are spelled a certain way. Du Bois. Well, at least Du Bois, like, is sort of close. It's stupid. It's Dubois. It should be. French Dublis. But uh it's not. It's kind of like Court d'Alain. Yeah. What kind of stupid name is that? Cure D Aline. Or Lake.

Speaker 1: See, I the listeners didn't get the pleasure of watching that, watching your face and trying to try to say it like that. Cool de alim.

Speaker 2: Like, and I can never remember the proper way to even pronounce the name of the lake there, and I've lived here my whole life. Is it Lake Pondaray or Pondero? Like if I know Ponderai.

Speaker 1: Don't pay attention to that part of Idaho.

Speaker 2: I don't know, but it's spelled Pond Oriel. But they call it the Ponder. I don't know what they say.

Speaker 1: What are the dumbest city names in the United States?

Speaker 2: I'm gonna look up. We drove past one recently. Me and Ben from the Advocates Injury Attorneys. Oh, it's that I was looking at, and I'm like, why do they say it that way? Toad suck. Okay. How about Peaches town names that are pronounced.

Speaker 1: If I was from Dean Don, Texas.

Speaker 2: You are from Ding Don Texas.

Speaker 1: Monkey's Eyebrow Kentucky. Cut and shoot Texas.

Speaker 2: Oh, dude, there's a bunch of them. Like uh Warch Worst, Massachusetts. Worst...

Speaker 1: And they can't even say they're R's over there, you know. No. They got that accent.

Speaker 2: You look at it, it would be it. If anything, were Worcester Warchester? Worcestershire. Worcester? Worcester? Worcester? Worcester? Uh Des Moines. That would be like Des Moines. Des Moines. Des Moines. Yeah, what's up?

Speaker 1: Baton Rouge. That one's pretty dumb.

Speaker 2: That one cut. That one like actually matches. Yeah. Let's bring up the Idaho map, because I know we got a number of dumb ones around here.

Speaker 1: I know there's a city like by the name of D Shooter.

Speaker 2: Okay, now that one, it reads as it is.

Speaker 1: I have uh uh a cutting board in the shape of Idaho, which is one of the worst states to have a cutting board shaped.

Speaker 2: That's a stupid cutting board.

Speaker 1: What you need is it's more so a wall decoration.

Speaker 2: You need yourself South Dakota. That's what you need. Just square.

Speaker 1: What about like trying to think? Uh Oklahoma. That that could be a great circuitry board.

Speaker 2: Any of those boring Midwests California kind of sucks for that.

Speaker 1: That would be a terrible cutting board, too. Florida. Oh Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1: Louisiana is just one big boot.

Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, north of here, when we're talking stupid town names that don't match how they're spelled, I always point out he man.

Speaker 1: Yeah, Idaho is like the worst shaped state. I was just thinking about that. I think it is the worst shaped state for a cutting board.

Speaker 2: It does have a weird shape. I wonder um why. Why on earth they made the border that way? You know there was some weasley reason.

Speaker 1: Well, I still want to know what happens in the Oklahoma panhandle.

Speaker 2: Yeah, That little tiny spot. Yeah. I don't know. I'm guessing anytime a sh a stape is shaped a little bit weird, and it's not because there's an ocean next to it. Something shady happened. That's what I'm guessing. Somebody got screwed over.

That's my best guess. Because I don't know if you've read up on history, Peaches, but people weren't very, very good in the past. Like, I just got through uh playing a real sad portion of uh Red Dead Part 2. And um it's a show you some accuracy in some history there with the way uh certain people were treated.

Speaker 1: There was a reel that I sent you uh of this lady playing Red Dead Redemption 2 for the first time, and she was talking about this uh Irish character. Uh-huh. And she's like, I really like him a lot. He's cool, and I I love his personality. Right as she says that, shot to the head, dies. His head just explodes dead. Ah her reaction's crazy.

Speaker 2: Jeez, this was in what game? Red Dead Redemption 2. Oh.

Speaker 1: I'll have to show you. I sent it to you on Instagram.

Speaker 2: You send it to me on Instagram. Okay. There's a lot of modded videos of Red Dead that make the rounds. Oh, yeah. They always make me sad because I'm like, oh, I want to do that. And then I try it and I like just die.

Speaker 1: Well, there's a mod where like if you if you kill a certain person or they have like a backstory or something like that. Like you watched like what their life was leading up to that moment. I have no idea. Yeah, it's a weird people have weird mods. People have weird minds. Yeah. Going back to the whole, let's name the city Cordelaine.

Speaker 2: Cool Cour d'Ely.

Speaker 1: I was gonna look up why exactly it was named that.

Speaker 2: Uh some Frenchman rolled in and was like, I need to name this something people can't pronounce when they read the street signs.

Speaker 1: Why is Court d'Alain so expensive? Uh why is Court d'Alene so conservative? Why is Courtaline named that?

Speaker 2: There you go. What's yeah, what does it mean?

Speaker 1: It originates from French fur traders and trappers who encountered the local Native American tribe in the late 18th or early 19th century. The French expression translates literally to heart of an of an owl A W L.

Speaker 2: So wait, the Cordelane tribe. Is that a tribe? Yeah, it is.

Speaker 1: In their own traditional language, the people of the Cordelane tribe do not use the French moniker. They call themselves, oh, how do you say that? I'm gonna cuss if I try saying that.

Speaker 2: Yeah, so this is another example, I'm guessing, of people getting screwed over. Because yeah, we call them today the Cordelane tribe. That's not their name. Pocatello, my hometown. Chief Pocatello. That was not his name.

That's just what white people call it. That's just the fun mascot. They just gave him a name that was not his name, and then they named the town after him, and then they, you know, put plaster stuff all over town about Chief Pocatello, and that wasn't even his name. That'd be like, all right, from now on, I'm calling you Chad Apple. Match your name. We're gonna put up statues everywhere of Chad Apple. Chad Apple. What's the name? No, you're you're Brendan. Oh, jeez. I know how much you like Brendan.

Speaker 1: Tear it down. I'm burning that statue down to the ground.

Speaker 2: Brendan.

Speaker 1: Brendan, Brendan, Brandon.

Speaker 2: Yeah, you're now Brandon. Brandon Pooch. Let's go, Brandon Pooch. That's what I that's what I'm putting on a flag on my truck. This is the noon hour of madness and mayhem. I'm Victor. I'm Peaches.

Speaker 1: And Peach. I'm Brandon Pooch.

Speaker 2: You're brand Brandon Pooch. Um I actually got a little frustrated with you yesterday, Peaches. Why? Because you gave Becca the idea that it would be funny to make a TikTok with nothing but videos where I am being pestered and bothered and picked on.

And the fact that you said it was funny led her to attempting to make more funny videos of me yesterday. Now, as of Friday, I've been trying to not drink any booze. Okay. Trying to get back on the wagon.

Speaker 1: Should we do a whole sign in here? This is how many days has it been since Victor Drank?

Speaker 2: Probably. But right now I'm at what's this? Four? Four. Something like that. So day three and four. Anyone who's uh just cut themselves off booze. It's very difficult, isn't it? Those are the most challenging days, I would say. When you're the most uh anxious and irritable.

Speaker 1: I was uh dating a girl by the name of Amanda that gave up drinking and she cut me off like for like she cut me off out of her life for like a a few like a few days, and then she came back all like sober, and then she goes, I'm done with you, and then never talks to me again.

Speaker 2: That was back in like 2020. I walk in tomorrow, sorry, Jade, I'm out. You come to your senses. What have I been doing the last 18 years?

Speaker 1: I'm gonna work a job where I actually make money.

Speaker 2: I've been coming in at 6 a.m. for this many years.

Speaker 1: I'm gonna become a PE teacher.

Speaker 2: So yesterday, there were a handful of items that we needed at Walmart. And I was like, all right, we're gonna go, but we gotta be in and out fast.

Speaker 1: In my defense, Becca has always been annoying you without the camera. Oh, yeah, yeah, without the camera. So it's not like me saying, hey, you should pick on him extra. No, she's just doing this.

Speaker 2: Yeah, she just does it. But you saying it was funny encouraged her further. So I'm like, all right, we can go to Walmart to get these couple of items, but we gotta be in and out fast. I'm on edge. I don't want to be in Walmart. I'm on edge. All right. I'm about to explode. I'm at the break and blood.

Speaker 1: I was gonna say, what's the stereotypical?

Speaker 2: What's the stereotypical metal lyric?

Speaker 1: Bend till I break or whatever. Yeah. I've reached the undertow, whatever.

Speaker 2: So we get we get into Walmart, and I'm like, here's the handful of items we need. Let's get them. And Becca starts filming me in there. Because she knows it drives me crazy when she stops and is looking at like everything in the world.

Speaker 1: That's what girls do. Victor, I hate to break it to you. You have two daughters, and you should know the the thing that they do in stores is go down every aisle and go, that's cute, puts it back. Yeah.

Speaker 2: So she's doing that with all kinds of stuff. And the whole time she's filming me, and I'm getting progressively crankier, right? And finally I'm like, I need to get to bed at a reasonable time. It's like a reasonable- We need to get out Walmart!

Speaker 1: It's like a repeat of the Papa Roach show.

Speaker 2: I'm leaving! Pretty much. Me starting to throw tantrum in Walmart. Like, do you know what time it is? I want to go home and eat, and I just want to watch something and go to bed.

Speaker 1: See, I wish Becca hit me up because then I would have walked into that Walmart the same time you guys were there, found out where you were, and would have just intentionally bumped into you and said, out of my way. And just to happen.

Speaker 2: I might have lost it. Last night, if anyone had messed with me at the grocery store, it would have been bad. So we get back to the house.

Speaker 1: I would have found out where you were from like, so I would have gone to the other aisle next to the aisle that you were in, and I would have thrown stuff over the aisle.

Speaker 2: I would have been so angry. I was so irritable yesterday. So then we get home.

Speaker 1: Grab a bunch of those balls and throw them in.

Speaker 2: Finally get out of Walmart, and we get to the house, and she's like, oh. I need this one item. I need butter to make the dinner. And I'm like, I know we bought some recently. We're fine. So I go in the house. There's no butter anywhere.

Speaker 1: I'm like, is she eating spoonfuls of butter or what's going on? I don't know.

Speaker 2: I don't know, but it's just gone. So I'm like, fine! I'll go to Winco. Get the butter. I'm like, just start cooking the food. Jeez. No, I didn't do it like that. But I was like, get

Speaker 1: back in the kitchen where you belong, Becca.

Speaker 2: I was like, you start cooking the food. I'll go, because we need to get this food ready so I can get to bed at a reasonable time.

Speaker 1: I'll never gift you a watch, Becca, because there's a clock on the stove. Get back where you belong.

Speaker 2: No, it was nothing like that. And so I go to, you know, Winco, I get the stuff, come back home, and then I get back to doing chores. I'm doing chores and doing chores. And then we finally got around to eating, and then I don't remember what happened. But something happened that led to Becca start filming me again. And I I told her that like I don't like being filmed without consent.

I know. And I don't know if I told her last night, but I think I've screamed at you like once or twice for filming me. Pageants, don't film me without this. You don't film me without asking, Pinches.

Um So I tried to explain that uh just in general, I don't enjoy Peaches. Get that camera out of my face. Seriously, turn it off. He's an angry elf. And I I pretty much just lost my mind. over being filmed. Oh, No. So yeah. Then we, you know, had to end up stay up, talk a little bit. And then she starts crying. Like, I'm sorry.

Speaker 1: You don't love me anymore. I just watched the most the best reel ever. Where this guy was sitting down, he's like, I'm finally getting ready to play GTA 6. I mean, you know it's gonna be out soon.

Yeah. He's sitting down, and then there's that audio of this girl going, You don't love me anymore. It's it's the 100% true. I know I I sent that to a bunch of dudes in like with their that are in relationships going, hey, this remind you of anybody. Because it's definitely their significant other. I even sent it to uh a certain person here in the building. And she's like she's like, that's my that's my other half.

Speaker 2: It's the noon hour of madness, ma'am. There's a subreddit for everything, isn't it?

Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. People people like that sort of thing that I was telling you about.

Speaker 2: Now, is that one all one word? Yeah, fit to fat, yeah. Yeah, I gotta pull this up for you real fast. It's real real sad.

Speaker 1: You see these people just let themselves go.

Speaker 2: Oh, it says it's been banned. Oh, no way. Yeah, they banned it.

Speaker 1: Oh, do R slash female fit to fat.

Speaker 2: Oh, oh, that one would be fine.

Speaker 1: It's funny because there's a lot of dudes in the comments going, oh yeah, gain some more weight, eat some more cake. Jeez.

Speaker 2: Uh, let's see. I'm just gonna have to search for it on here.

Speaker 1: Did that one get banned too? No, it's still there. I couldn't find that one. Oh, it says not suitable for work subreddit,

Speaker 2: so well, we got different kinds of jobs around here.

Speaker 1: Okay, oh, it was Blonde goes to college and gains 100 plus pounds.

Speaker 2: Okay, there's female fit with the number two fat. Does she look better now or before? Okay, Becca. I this is for science. Okay. We're scrolling these photos for science. That doesn't she doesn't even look fat anyway.

Speaker 1: No, no, female fit to fat. This one.

Speaker 2: Female fit Oh fat. Two two tees? Yeah. I swear it didn't work when I tried to go there. Female.

Speaker 1: Maybe because you have to save search on fat.

Speaker 2: Mature content. Yes, I'm over 18. Okay.

Speaker 1: The top post is Blonde goes to college, gains 100 plus pounds. There's a slideshow of her getting fatter.

Speaker 2: Okay. Well, you know what? Um, did she post it herself? Or is this like a horrific sub where people dig up photos of people on social media and just shame them? Like, look, they used to be skinny, now they're fat.

Speaker 1: Uh, I think it's that that is a post from a person going, oh yeah, look how fat these people have gotten. No, wait. He's posted the same lady in Dude this subreddit.

Speaker 2: Can I say can I say the word uh Here I'll turn the mic off? Yeah, that's fine. He there's a weight gain fetish subreddit.

Speaker 2: I I've heard of this before.

Speaker 1: Um I should post me in high school then post me now.

Speaker 2: You just to get some erratic.

Speaker 1: Oh, okay. There's a bunch of naked ladies on that post on that subreddit.

Speaker 2: I'm gonna make it off of that one. We'll go ahead and close that one up. Oh, very nice. All right, but we were at dating underscore uh advice. Sorry, just when you said fit to fat, I was like, I've gotta check this out. And that's I think it's sexist that they banned the other one because fit to fat was for everyone. Yeah. Why why can we only have female fit to fat? I want to see the skin. I want to see guys like Jade that just get

Speaker 1: their metabolism just slows

Speaker 2: down and they just turn piano side. I demand is there male fit to fat.

Speaker 1: I need to find out what fat Jade would look like. I'm gonna put his picture through Chad GPT.

Speaker 2: Fit to fat. There's gotta be one.

Speaker 1: See here, Jade Davis.

Speaker 2: Okay, I did find male fit to fat. Oh my goodness! That guy basically has his pants pulled down. He doesn't even have the second photo. Go peaches. Peaches, go to male fit to fat. And look at the very first post. It's called uh Finally Letting Go. Just take a quick glimpse.

Speaker 1: I'm sorry. You called it why what was it called?

Speaker 2: It's male fit to fat. Male fit to fat, okay. Yeah. So they do have one. But look, the first one that says, like, finally letting finally letting go. Just click on it.

Speaker 1: Like change that to the desktop wallpaper. It doesn't in the classy studio.

Speaker 2: It doesn't technically show anything.

Speaker 1: Oh, you know what you gotta do? You gotta aggravate Justin. Put that in the Hawk studio and put the Hawk logo right over.

Speaker 2: I'm afraid to click on the next one.

Speaker 1: What do the comments say? So happy for you, man. You won't regret it. Just give in and eat. What? Someone says, oh, so sexy.

Speaker 2: Well, yeah, he's got his pants half down.

Speaker 1: The descent of a porker.

Speaker 2: That's the one I just clicked on. And I'm anxious. He's got a chiseled chest.

Speaker 1: He still looks better than me in the low.

Speaker 2: Don't go to the last photo. Do not go to the last photo. Don't do it.

Speaker 1: He's sitting on the on the on the pot naked.

Speaker 2: Ah! And he just like no. Okay, this guy. Did he get fat drinking beer? Oh, geez. This is definitely uh a scared for people who are uh into this kind of thing. All right, thicker and thicker. What? What's wrong with us?

Speaker 1: So I'll post Jade and then wait for it.

Speaker 2: Oh, I love Chad GPT. Hoochie Daddy.

Speaker 1: Do some of the Hoochie Daddy title wave.

Speaker 2: Wow. You've got to save that picture. I did, I did. That is too funny. I'm looking at this guy get thicker and thicker. Dude, I could post old pictures of me and post this gut on here.

Speaker 1: I saw a video of uh of us because I was searching, I was searching for the live stream that we did when I revealed my shaved head, and there was a there's a video that we posted. It was me, you and Trey at the time. Uh and we were trying some sort of food, and one of the comments said, like, man, K bear's gone downhill since Phyllis left or something.

Speaker 2: It's probably true.

Speaker 1: We'll just send her the uh the link to male fit to fat and say, hey, just catch up on this noon hour program.

Speaker 2: This is important content that you need to take a look at for that.

Speaker 1: I know I know you're at a school and you're teaching. Please open up this particular subreddit on the school computer.

Speaker 2: Just open the first one. Finally giving in.

Speaker 1: Let's send it to all former K-Bear DJs. Brad Royal, Howie Rock. Hang on, I'll load it up. Hang on.

Speaker 2: Okay, for the last couple breaks, Peaches and I were going to talk about this dating underscore advice subreddit, and we kept getting sidetracked looking at pictures of both men and women. Both actually, we looked at a lot more fat dudes than women, I think. Unfortunately. And saw a lot more fat dude's skin.

Speaker 1: I feel better about myself. All right.

Speaker 2: I I'm not. I'm like, some of these look like my belly.

Speaker 1: Today's my GLP one day, so I'll make sure to amp the dosage up.

Speaker 2: I gotta go in for uh, you know, just the annual checkup tomorrow after work and I might be asking him for the jab. You should. I gotta do something about this gut. Plus, I hear I heard it uh you know might help with uh cravings and things.

Speaker 1: So oh, I thought you meant like something like down there, and I was like, Oh, no, have you seen those articles popping up?

Speaker 2: Like Jim, Jim uh don't do it, guys. Don't do that.

Speaker 1: No, no, no, but like it may look smaller than like because you're at the gym working out constantly.

Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. Okay.

Speaker 1: And it's perfectly okay.

Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. Yeah, okay. Okay. So um, which particular portion of the dating advice subreddit was getting your attention today.

Speaker 1: There was a particular article in the radio prep that popped up talking about how people are keeping spreadsheets of like people they're they've matched with, they've gone on dates with, like their height, things about them, etc.

Speaker 2: That sounds serial killer. Right. Sounds creepy to me.

Speaker 1: I I noted every single thing that the other person liked, likes because it's like, what if I want to uh get them a gift? Yeah, and I remember what they said, like, oh, Walmart that they had this in stock, why not just buy that?

Speaker 2: Yeah, because I can't remember anything, so I'll I'll put a note in my phone if something gets

Speaker 1: mentioned exactly because there's so many things we have to worry about here too at the job that you could be rather forgetful outside of here. My brain's cooked for sure. But uh there was a bunch of different posts and dating advice that I thought were rather funny. I mean, you can just find random uh a random post on there.

Speaker 2: Oh, I'm already liking this subreddit way better than the one that's just advice, yeah. You know, right at the beginning we've got please include that you have a kid in your profile. What do you think about that, Peaches?

Speaker 1: Uh absolutely, because uh I I think it's rather important that you're not wanting if you're not wanting to date a single mom or a single father, that they disclaim that. I agree, and the stupidest thing you can do is post like I'm a mother of four, my kids come first. No kidding.

Speaker 2: I hope so. My kids come last. I hate my children. But like, yeah, I think there's I think it would be good. Because imagine if you were like dating a girl for a few months and then you find out she has 10 kids. Yeah.

Speaker 1: But how would you date her for a few months and then realize she had that, or she just tells you?

Speaker 2: Yeah, but like, you know, like you think it's you think after like this the second date, like, oh, hey, by the way, you know, cheaper by the dozen? Yeah, I got 11 of them.

Speaker 2: I would think on the first date, you might want to mention I've got, you know, even if it's one.

Speaker 1: You would have to because you have to say, hey, I have to find a babysitter. Yeah. In order to go to dinner with you. Yeah, who needs babysitter? Unless you just like just leave them home. Unless you just come to Red Robin with the kid.

Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, bring your kid on

Speaker 1: the all of a sudden it's like, ah, why do you have a baby with you?

Speaker 2: Oh, let's see. This person, uh, this must be some guy who is in uh an incel, I think. Um, am I crazy or are 80% of people undateable? And nobody wants to admit it. Either too picky, or no, you you you need to get out there.

Speaker 1: He's the guy that hides his height from his profile. Yeah. He's the dude that says, like, I'm 5'7 and a half. Like a half has to be in there.

Speaker 2: Or he's one of these people that just doesn't even have social media, has no connection to how most people are communicating in the modern world, doesn't go out, just goes to work, goes home. I can't figure out why I can't meet anybody, but I ain't getting on that Facebook.

Speaker 1: The modern dating world for those people out there trying to seek someone. It's like you're gonna have to compete against a bunch of matches, especially if you're a dude trying to go after the pretty girl on your on your Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, etc. She's gonna have 99 plus matches.

Yeah. What's gonna make you stand out? It's like applying for a job. You know, you want to stand out in a good way. Look at me! Yeah, exactly.

Look at me! You you gotta get her with the the the great opener. Hmm. I saw something recently, by the way. That I I thought was the funniest thing ever. This guy was trying to uh get people's attention via email. So what he did, oh no, he was trying to apply for jobs, right? Okay.

This is what you shouldn't do. You should go to Hire East Idaho.com. That's what you should do and apply for jobs there.

You shouldn't email the recruiter saying the subject line, your name is in the Epstein files, and then have the email say, now that I got your attention, could you please hire me?

Speaker 2: It worked! Yeah, it worked. He got their attention, you know, well enough to made it out to the whole world.

Speaker 1: But I would give that guy an interview just for the creativity.

Speaker 2: I I think that that person, especially depending on the type of job. If it's for radio, sure. Exactly. That would be like, all right, we're doing an interview phone call.

Speaker 1: You want it, you want an interview for K-Bear? Email Victor at K bear.fm. Your name is in the Epstein file.

Speaker 2: Don't no, do not send that to me in email.

Speaker 1: Send it to Jay. Jay to K bear.fm. And he likes pictures of hairy men. You can find them at uh the perfect kind over it. Men fit for fat. Fit too fat. Fit too fat.

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