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Held a little long this time.
shaking it up shaking it up i mean
you gotta make it that may count i
may get in there right it's been raining
all morning so my voice i had all
the pollen has been washed away oh so
my voice feels better today and the smooth
baritone of scott's white it's ladies
night
Um, yeah, fun stuff, man.
Gosh, when I said that,
all I could think of is like,
I used to be a wedding DJ.
I can believe that.
And, and for a minute, like I thought,
man,
this is the coolest job in the world
until I did it.
just think about like the scope of music
that you have to have prepared for a
wedding you've got everybody from the
eight-year-old taylor swift fan to the
eighty-five-year-old chuck berry fan and
the whole night ain't nobody happy until
like the last half hour when everybody is
half tanked and the old people went home
and the kids went home with the old
people generally speaking uh
So in South Louisiana, it's actually,
I don't say it's easy.
I know it's not easy,
but there's a set list that you're going
to hear at a wedding down here of
like eight or nine songs for sure that
you're going to hear.
And you're probably going to hear more
than once.
If it's a DJ playing,
if it's a band,
you're probably going to hear five of
those eight or nine that they're actually
going to play.
But it's tradition.
It's kind of like the masters.
A tradition like no other.
wow it was like jim jim nance jumped
on the show holy cow um kenneth the
lap member for my man like and subscribe
support the show for free he used his
free highlighted chat just just to help us
out that's the kind of guy kenneth the
lap is right there if you like some
kdo um
Yeah, the wedding DJ circuit,
you had all the chicken dance,
electric slide.
This was the nineties, so way back, right?
Electric slide, chicken dance.
It hasn't changed.
But the day I knew I was not
cut out for this was when I had
to play Achy Breaky Heart four times.
Ooh.
i don't want to play it once four
times in a row i i only wanted
to play it once in my lifetime let
alone four times in one night at a
at a wedding yeah no thanks uh joseph
ramirez is actually djing tomorrow night
guess we're heading to dc man heading on
that way uh money money yes that got
played
very very frequently uh macarena of course
uh see cupid shuffle is beyond is after
my my time as a dj but yeah
electric slide macarena i could say some
of the songs that get played down here
but it's a lot of like swamp pop
type stuff that nobody would know what the
hell i was talking about so i'm just
gonna keep it to myself do you actually
call it swamp pop that's the name of
the genre you can google it
oh wow man so it's what my grandpa
used to call chanka chank music but it's
southern louisiana style music zydeco but
more like modern type zydeco music but
yeah i mean jenny knows swamp pop her
husband's from uh from down here jenny
would know jenny would know big butt women
uh and t-na-na and uh a couple of
other ones like that like do you date
if you had a wedding in south louisiana
you gonna hear it uh i need a
set list dude hit me i i need
to immerse myself in some swamp pop just
to understand yeah
So send me, send me a quick,
quick set list.
I'll send you some playlist from Spotify
or something.
Got it.
I'll make one.
I'll make one this afternoon.
No big deal.
Um, speaking to Jenny,
that girl got me in trouble, man.
How?
So I want to start this off by
like,
like we are not affiliated with anybody,
but we're friends with everybody.
Correct.
Right.
And.
When she clips the show,
there are people out there that think that
now I am aligned with one side or
the other.
No, we are not.
And I have people coming at me that
I should not be aligned with, Jenny.
Like hardcore.
Jenny has been nothing but kind to me.
Why would I let anybody else tell me
who I should and should not be friends
with?
Jenny and I have conversations at least
three times a week back and forth on
Instagram.
Again, same.
She's never been nothing but nice to me
either.
And these people coming at me are not
in the space.
They're not a part of any of this.
They're just observers.
Again,
like the piece that she clipped yesterday,
they're not happy unless we have something
to bitch about.
So they see something he takes and just
posts, right,
that she either agrees with or just finds
interesting or whatever,
doing what she does.
And people are like, oh,
that's disgusting, this camp.
Nope, sure ain't.
Scott's not in this camp.
Scott's not in this camp.
Scott and all surrounding members of
Clydesdale Media are in our camp.
We are on our own side.
Yeah.
We do what we want to do.
That's it.
I worked for Morning Chalk Up for a
limited time,
and that experience made me make the
decision.
I always want to be my own thing.
I want to go in my own direction
when I want to go there.
A hundred percent.
And that freedom,
if it means less viewers or less clicks
or whatever, it is what it is.
And I'm okay with that.
Because at the end of the day,
I work a full-time job.
This is my side pleasure.
And I pleasure myself by doing this show.
She's fixing to clip that.
and if i don't get that opportunity to
do that then and have to do something
that somebody else wants me to do then
i've lost that freedom to have this and
um
And so that is what it is.
I listened to Boys Interrupted this week.
They went on again about the Boys
Interrupted fatigue.
I am not fatigued with them,
but it doesn't matter.
I said what I said and it got
clipped and it is what it is.
It's out there.
The goal of anybody in social media is
to get clipped.
Like that's how you grow.
That's how you reach other audiences.
Every time she clips us, she'll tag me.
Right.
And so like,
and then we have a conversation and I
always start off with, thank you.
like appreciate appreciate you because it
it means somebody's paying attention and
saying and seeing something and sharing it
with the world because they thought that
we had something whether it's they thought
we had something interesting to say they
thought we had something stupid to say
they thought we had something intelligent
whatever the case may be you are helping
us out it's the same thing with the
comments hate us please come tell us how
bad we suck give us the thumbs down
engage we would love for you to engage
Meredith says, lovely wording.
You're welcome, Meredith.
Just choked on my water.
Thanks, Scott.
Whoa, Scott.
Yeah.
All right.
And some will go watch the show to
see more.
Yes.
Yes.
Absolutely.
I saw Kipping's response to Jenny.
About making clips.
That's what Jenny does.
What is wrong with people having different
perspectives?
I don't get it.
And different viewpoints on the world.
I don't get it.
Here's the thing.
What gets me,
since we're talking about Jenny in
general,
is that they disagree with something that
she says or puts out or whatnot.
And instead of making a rational argument
about why they don't like what she said,
they just attack her instead.
And it's not just her,
but she's who we're talking about.
And that blows my mind.
It's like saying, you know,
Scott likes the color red instead of the
color blue.
Yeah, Scott's ugly.
But that doesn't, like,
it's the stupidest argument on the face of
the planet.
Like,
I mean, it may be factual,
but it's a dumb argument.
It's a dumb argument.
It's like, oh, well,
she said this about one thing I read
the other day, and they were like, oh,
her voice makes me blah, blah, blah,
whatever.
Okay, what about what she actually says?
Well, I will say...
Like when she clips us,
it's pretty much straight ahead what we
said.
There's no editing to that to make it
sound any different.
No.
No.
And she does that with everybody.
It's not just us.
Anybody that she clips, she just clips.
Mark Phillips, you're very handsome,
Scott.
Don't listen to him.
Scott's favorite color is red.
Why do you hate the other colors?
You hate every other color, Scott.
Everybody.
Yeah.
So, yeah.
So, we have a couple supers.
Mark Phillips gifted another five
Clydesdale Media memberships today.
So, hopefully,
you're one of the lucky ones in the
chat that get to become a member of
the channel.
Thank you, Mark.
You are always, God, man.
I used to think Kenneth was the best
listener, but gosh, it might be Mark now.
Pull up.
I got to do supers first.
Jay Birch.
Interesting.
I've been a member for thirty three months
and my twin daughters are thirty three
year olds.
Thirty three years old today.
I didn't know that Jeff had twins.
Not either.
That's outstanding.
But I see what he did here.
He pulled a Dave Castro.
He's combining feet and yards and meters
all in the same discussion.
So here it's months and years combined
together.
But I see what he's saying.
It's just the magic number of
thirty-three.
Yeah.
It's one of those cosmic coincidences.
This is wild to me.
People get mad when I don't clip them
and DM me.
It's wild.
Once again,
proving that they just need something to
be mad about.
I've seen it a couple of different places,
and when I set up my Twitter account,
I would post on it every now and
again, what y'all mad about today?
Like, what are y'all mad about today?
Let's talk about it.
What are y'all mad about today?
I don't have that much energy, Scott.
I just don't.
Like between job, family, training,
coaching, like all the things,
I don't have that much energy just to
be mad at people for no good reason.
I cannot fathom going, wait a minute.
I said something cool today and Jenny
didn't clip me.
I'm going to DM her and ask her
why she didn't.
yeah like the level of insanity that takes
no i will i will admit when i
get the tag from jenny on a youtube
or on like i'm sweating bullets till i
see what the hell got so i'm like
my you had my you had my uh
curiosity now you have my attention
but i'm never like oh she didn't clip
that i thought that was a good piece
of content yeah and that is the one
thing i learned at morning chalk up from
justin lefranco is the more people share
your the more the the more widespread your
your community grows right absolutely and
and so i'm never looking and you never
know what is going to make people react
no and the fact that people have reacted
to something i said and felt it worthy
of being clipped what is a huge is
it huge kudos to myself i guess like
no in us is it as a as
a team yeah anytime somebody wants to say
something it has to are it means you
struck a chord you made him feel something
one way or another good
like watching boys interrupted and Justin
being at Torian, the gym, not,
not the event.
And Bailey Martin is there.
And you know,
there's three spots at Torian and Bailey
saying, yeah, when I beat Justin,
I'm going to have to be the next
boys interrupted.
Cause Justin's still going to be busy
qualifying.
Like that touched me.
That made me laugh very hard.
That's good.
Bailey's a character.
I like that, dude.
Y'all started clipping yourselves, too.
Drives curiosity to the show.
Yeah, I just...
I don't have time to clip every day.
No.
And I tried to use AI to do
it,
and it didn't pick the stuff I thought
was good.
Or it cut it off at a weird
place.
I remember that happened a couple times.
So...
One of my favorite people, Athena Perez.
Kudos to you, Scott.
Yeah.
That woman and her posts lately have been
awesome.
She's the best.
Love Athena.
People assume everything I clip are my
thoughts or my words.
Yeah, it just meant it hit you somewhere,
somehow, that you thought...
it would mean something to people, right?
Yeah.
Oh,
it's just something that she found
interesting.
It's really not that hard to do.
Interesting is good.
Interesting is good.
Interesting is always good.
I would rather be called ugly by you
than boring by somebody else.
I would rather be called ugly by anybody
than boring by just about anybody.
I would do with that as well.
Well,
I'm just referring back to when you called
me ugly.
I did not call you ugly.
I was making a, well, you did.
I can clip it and I,
and he's going to clip it anyway.
Make it look like you flat out called
me ugly.
Jenny's going to clip it anyway.
That's going to be the next weekend long
thing.
Scott's cool.
He said he was ugly.
Right there live on camera.
Go see that shit, man.
Fuck that dude.
That's going to be the whole thing.
Yeah.
That good stuff.
I wanted to... Hopefully I can share this.
Clydesdale Beef Cut Live.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
Trouble in Clydesdale land.
Watch this.
One hundred percent.
We got to take a picture like Rich
and the fake shake.
They can't.
The reactions from people says more about
them than the ones giving the opinion.
Absolutely.
Well, and the funny thing is, like,
do you know how much?
And this goes for everybody in the space,
everybody out there.
You know how much courage it takes to
put yourself out there,
to talk on a microphone?
You're going to get reaction.
One way or another.
And if you're not getting reaction,
you're not saying anything anyway.
And you're not going to last.
Most podcasts don't make it past, what,
like five episodes?
They say if you make it past ten,
you're in the top like two percent.
Yeah.
And the reason that is,
is that it's number one,
it's not easy to do,
especially if you're trying to do one by
yourself.
Number two, like you just said,
if you don't have anything to say,
then people are just going to go on
about their business and be like,
this is boring as shit.
I'm not watching this.
Well,
one person that's had a lot to say
lately is, what is her?
Nerd, teaching nerd, nerd that teaches.
Dude, she hasn't come across my,
I know you're talking about the CrossFit.
She's been featured by CrossFit.
Yeah,
she hasn't been across my feed here
lately.
I'm glad you said something because I have
not seen her.
So I know this is going to get
us a copyright thing, but I'm willing.
It's so funny that I got to play
it.
I can't breathe.
it was so good so good oh my
word send that to me please i need
to send that to everybody i know oh
my good that is fantastic she is priceless
man that is so good it is uh
when nerds teach
When nerds teach.
Yeah.
When nerds teach.
Yeah.
Just her videos.
Like when she leaves, you know,
she's getting done with class and she's
making one in the core had been fantastic.
That is top notch.
It is.
Um, she, yeah, I, I have to,
I have to watch her every time she
comes across.
Um,
and what a great person for CrossFit to
pick and feature.
Uh, her personality is awesome.
Also, speaking of personality,
did you see my boy Tyson Bajan is
going to be on the CrossFit podcast or
Sportive Fitness podcast?
No, but I have no doubt.
Good.
He should be.
At three o'clock.
Oh, today.
Noon Pacific.
Today.
Today.
Nobody cares about Pacific time.
Oh, good.
Now, Clydesdale hates West Coast.
Yeah, Clydesdale hates California.
Yeah, whatever.
Moving right along.
Oh, good.
No, he should be.
I think it's overdue,
to be quite honest with you.
He is a professional athlete,
an actual professional athlete,
an NFL quarterback,
who every time he gets on any show,
talks up CrossFit.
and not just the games like the actual
i mean at his first press conference if
i wouldn't be here i'd be teaching school
somewhere and crossfit my face off just
trying to get as ripped and jacked as
i could yeah when he said his favorite
athlete in the world is jason hopper yeah
not drew brees not like no it's jason
and he knows jason that's the good part
about that like they've met they've worked
out before they did an open announcement
together
Yeah,
it just made Jason feel like he was
a wide receiver again and puff up his
chest, but that's fine.
That's fine.
The other thing about Tyson is I've
listened to that man on every platform.
As a Bears fan,
he is out there a lot.
In the CrossFit world,
he's out there a lot.
The guy never repeats himself.
No.
He has so many stories.
Well, I mean, have you met his dad?
Yeah.
The story he told about sneaking into a
facility to swim.
Yeah.
Only to find a homeless man.
Kicked out,
but he couldn't tell anybody because he
had snuck in himself.
And the homeless man is fully clothed,
walking down the pool.
Yeah.
Can you imagine, like, hey,
so I snuck into your facility and somebody
had snuck in there before I did.
Yeah.
I'm sorry, what?
I find it hard to believe in his
small town of West Virginia that not
everybody in the place knows who he is.
At this point, they probably do.
Well, this just happened this offseason.
Well, let me not say everybody.
Dude, I mean, yes and no.
Yes and no.
Everybody probably still thinks of him as
just being Tyson.
It's Travis's kid.
Yeah.
You know,
when it's a small town like that and
everybody knows everybody, like, yeah,
they know who he is,
but they probably don't know or don't
think of him as being,
because they've been knowing him since he
was itty-bitty.
So he's just, he's still just Tyson.
That's Travis's kid.
Yeah, I know that dude.
I know that dude.
Where in West Virginia is he from?
He didn't go far to school,
so it's near Shepherd University.
I don't know the town name.
No,
it's some podunk town in the middle of
nowhere, West Virginia.
Yeah.
more like travis's kid yeah yeah that's
travis kid yeah but yeah he just he's
a great storyteller and if you haven't uh
go go check him out this afternoon he's
good something phil something phil it's
some something bill west virginia i don't
know
He says it all the time,
but it's just not clicking into my head.
I'll find it.
I was going to share my screen.
Torian's happening this weekend as well as
Rebel Renegade.
Martinsburg.
Spartansburg.
It's not a Phil Kennan.
Martinsburg.
Martin, like as in Martin Lawrence.
Martinsburg.
Martinsburg.
It's a burg.
It's definitely a Berg, not a...
Not a Ville.
Not a Ville.
So, Torian, here are the women.
Daisy McDonald, Ellie Turner, Emily DeRoy,
Gemma Houck, Grace Walton,
the other Hayley Adams.
The other...
Julia Hannaford, Kyra Milligan,
Maddie Sturt.
There's a lot of Maddies.
There's a lot, man.
There's two gimmicks.
And Taylor Howe.
So...
Any thoughts on who's going to punch your
ticket?
Just off the cuff.
Not an official prediction.
Not an official prediction, but I mean,
Maddie Sturt comes to mind.
Gracie.
Gracie's pretty fit.
Can we talk about the fact that every
time we have to say Haley Adams,
we never like,
it's always the other Haley Adams.
Yeah.
Or I guess I say,
and I'm doing it right now.
Our Haiti Haley Adams is like the American
Haley Adams.
And then the Australian Haley Adams is the
other Haley Adams.
Is Torian tour spots are three.
It is three.
Um,
My three, I think,
that are going to get in are,
and I'm going to go in this order,
Sturt, Gracie Walton, Kyra Milligan.
Yeah.
I really hope Kyra finally punches her
ticket.
She's great.
Yeah.
So that's my pick.
I listened to Lake Amanda Harry this
morning.
She had Emily DeRoy as her third instead
of Kyra.
I don't...
And she did bring up a good point
about her doing team last year,
and maybe the experience she learned on
that will help her improve as an
individual.
But yeah,
that's kind of the way I'm looking.
And then on the men's side...
You have Bailey Martin.
Exactly.
Yeah.
They're all at the bottom.
Jay Crouch.
Jay Crouch.
Justin Medeiros.
Con Porter.
At sixty seven,
he's still competing in the elite
division.
That's impressive.
Yeah.
Nicky Rogers from the United States.
Peter Ellis.
Ricky Garrard.
Riley Martin.
I mean, this is a little bit trickier.
I'm going to go with Ricky, Justin,
and oh, shit.
Where's he at?
Good, Peter Crouch, not Peter Crouch.
Peter Crouch.
Peter Ellis and Jay Crouch have morphed
into one person.
So Peter Crouch used to be a Premier
League striker.
That's why I put those two together.
Jay Crouch, yeah.
I go with Agnes as well.
Ricky, Jay, Justin, in that order.
yeah i think jay and justin at this
point are as far as this is concerned
probably interchangeable but that's that's
definitely my top three uh kenneth to lap
his heart once bailey martin i'm sorry
luke did you say isaac newton is there
an isaac newton in there like the gravity
dude uh i did not see isaac newton
the grab he was not yes he was
a gravity dude yes he was the gravity
dude
isaac newman newman close enough isaac
newman close enough close enough if i saw
him i would be like oh yeah you
invented gravity awesome all i can picture
is this guy in like victorian outfit
coming out onto the floor just with an
apple yeah throw that throw that at
somebody yeah absolutely
yes big brother yes big newton's brother
brother a hundred percent i am so off
the rails today fig newton is my favorite
cookie in in the world it's my favorite
fig related cookie in the world
It's the only.
That's why it's my favorite.
I mean,
that's pretty easy as far as I'm
concerned.
We went to a church picnic Sunday,
and they had a bunch of baked goods
and whatnot,
and somebody made oatmeal raisin cookies.
And oatmeal raisin cookies are the reason
why I have trust issues,
because it looks like a chocolate chip
cookie until you bite into it,
and you're like,
this is not cool at all.
It was so delicious.
Scott, I have a confession.
I don't like sweets.
I don't really like sweets either.
But a Fig Newton is not sweet.
And I think that's why it's my favorite.
Yeah, no,
they're not good is what you meant to
say.
Shut up, man.
You're the best.
It's why they're not good because they're
not sweet.
I don't know if anybody had told you
that.
I'm going to break that down for you.
Hey,
remember when they were doing like
flavored Fig Newtons?
Like when they actually tasted like
something made from figs?
That was pretty good at that point.
It's like, here's a strawberry Fig Newton.
It's like, hell yeah,
it's a strawberry cookie.
I'm down with that.
It's funny you said the oatmeal raisin
cookies because that's what my mom would
make, and I did not like them.
And then I would go to my friend's
house,
and his mom made the chocolate chip
version.
And I was like,
who has been hiding this shit from me
for so long?
What is this?
This is amazing.
Okay.
oh yeah you understand the other day was
black licorice and now it's fig newton's
like we're learning so much about scott in
the past couple of weeks dude it's crazy
uh mark phillip doesn't like sweets either
just cookies ice cream and donuts oh all
right get your shit together here dude
Uh, I don't know.
Oatmeal cookies, uh,
in basic training slept.
It's not the oatmeal part.
The oatmeal has always been great.
So here's the, here's the thing too,
Tristan about it.
Those oatmeal cookies in basic training is
that we didn't have a choice.
So like, yeah, of course they slap.
That's the only cookie you had.
It's going to be really good.
It can't, it can't not be.
I'm telling you, dude,
I grabbed one Sunday.
Look at him going, Oh man,
these look good.
Went back,
sat down with Jennifer and Jameson and
took a bite out of it.
And I was like, you see,
this is what's wrong with the world right
here.
I'm a salty savory guy.
Fits my personality too.
Scott likes,
it sounds like the type to like black
licorice.
Kenneth, I've said this on the show.
The only black licorice I like is at
thirty three degrees and liquid called
Jägermeister.
It comes in a green bottle.
That is it.
No,
I do not like it in a hard
form.
I only want it liquid at thirty three
degrees.
Red vines or Twizzlers.
I don't like strawberry licorice.
If I can get it cherry,
then I'm all in.
I'm going to leave this one alone.
I don't like eating strawberry-flavored
plastic.
I'm not a big fan of that.
You sent me the picture of the grumpy
old man yelling at the clouds.
That's you today.
That's what it tastes like.
I'm like, oh,
let me chew on this strawberry-flavored
plastic.
What is finished licorice, Frida?
Andrew Sten agrees with you.
see andrew's got the man of quality and
taste uh throw some peanut butter on
everything in basic training ten times
better dude when you when you be out
on a march and you get you bust
your mre and you had peanut butter in
there oh my word you have to fight
people sometimes stay away from mine um
I had no sweets and basic.
We had to take a slice of bread,
throw butter on it,
and sneak the sugar onto that,
roll it up,
and pretend you got something good.
Damn,
that's like Irish potato famine stuff
there, man.
Hey, bro.
You got to do what you got to
do sometimes.
Finish licorice for me.
Yeah.
I don't know if I've ever had that.
I've never finished licorice.
You've never finished it?
Never even.
I took a bite and I was about
to extend of it.
Strong, salty licorice.
It sounds like.
Chocolate Twizzlers.
What?
Nah.
Is that a thing?
They make everything into a flavor these
days.
So it's chocolate plastic straws.
Got it.
When they made chocolate candy corn,
you jumped the shark, right?
One, it sucked to begin with.
And why would you put chocolate onto
something that sucks really bad?
Pull up.
Yeah.
Candy corn is just bite-sized candles.
It's a hundred percent.
At least when I took a candle and
just like cut it up here.
Now have your candy boy.
No, thank you.
Corey has strong opinions coming from
somewhere that eats king cake by the
pound.
So fun fact, Tristan,
is that I do not eat king cake.
I don't like it.
Like, if I want a cinnamon roll,
I'll just get a cinnamon roll.
It's really not that hard to do.
I do not like the fact that they
take that they die.
regular sugar into green gold and purple
and just put it on top like if
you want a cinnamon roll eat a cinnamon
roll you don't need to have sugar on
top of it and make it into a
giant freaking oh no i'm good not to
mention there's sometimes you get a hard
piece in the middle of it yeah you
can't chew through plastic baby thanks
mark phillips is killing me today i like
candy corn i'm broken
They have a twelve-step program for that,
Mark.
Yeah,
we can get you off of candy corn,
Mark.
It's not a big deal.
King cake is greater than candy corn.
That, yes.
Think about this.
If you bit into a king cake and
found a piece of candy corn inside of
how disappointed you would be.
Instead of the baby,
they put candy corn inside of it.
Holy smokes, dude.
I'd rather gnaw on a plastic baby than
get a piece of candy corn.
A hundred percent.
A hundred percent.
cut it open and take you a bite
and what is this is this a candy
corn i'm fighting everybody and i'm gonna
call the police oh holy shit oh the
last thing i wanted to ask you about
is the other night i was talking about
my love for the new show dutton ranch
yeah
And you were in the comments,
and you said that Marshall's was hot
garbage.
Have you seen it?
I have.
Every episode, dude.
Okay.
Yeah.
So then you understand that it's hot
garbage.
It is that show that frustrates me so
much because it could be something,
and it never lives up to any remote
possibility of what it could be.
i was so excited when i saw it
because i really like uh i don't know
his name but casey whoever like and i
thought man he could be another stuff he
could do like he'd be good at you
know like i was playing a soldier
somewhere because he's already kind of
playing a ceo and whatnot and in the
first episode his wife is mysteriously
dead
And they barely,
they kind of just gloss over it a
little bit.
Like, oh yeah,
my wife died for some reason.
We're not even real sure.
And then I didn't realize that it was
on CBS.
Right.
I thought it was going to be a
paramount thing.
So like they're running up on these people
and it's like so contrived that now they
just going to somehow deputize him and
just bring him in like this.
And like, dude, that first of all, no,
that's not going to happen.
And I realize we suspended belief or
disbelief a little bit here, but come on.
And then like.
it's not this like nobody's they're not
dropping f-bombs left right and yonder not
talking like regular people well just
talking like regular people would talk
which it's been my experience especially
when you get in that you know country
type setting that like it happens a lot
and then we're having a gunfight and we're
shooting people and there's no blood and
then that's when i realized oh wait this
is on actual cbs got it
So there are shows on network television
that are really good because they have
good writers.
Yes.
Because...
And I will say there are two shows
that I love dearly on network television
and it is will Trent and high potential.
Okay.
And both of those are written so well.
And the,
you like will Trent killed two main
characters off in the last three episodes.
When that happens,
you never know what's happening next.
Right.
Because it's,
it's not a fairytale ending every episode.
Yeah.
And with Marshalls,
Casey was such a badass on Yellowstone in
the way that he took care of things.
And they have wussified him up so bad.
Sanitized him.
And it's not about the language.
It's just about the story sucks.
Yeah, period.
Because there are examples on network TV
that the writing is good.
This is not one of them.
Yeah, Wayne nailed it.
Great concept.
And characters with lazy writing.
Lazy writing.
And it's unbelievable.
I'm telling you,
I watched the first episode and I kept
going like, oh, no.
Okay.
Okay.
No.
Right.
Okay.
Tenfold.
Oh, we're not doing that yet.
All right.
And I refuse to watch anymore.
I've been, I've watched the whole,
it's a short season, right?
Twelve, thirteen episodes.
I've watched the whole thing hoping that
Taylor Sheridan would step in and tell the
new writers, get your shit together.
Yeah.
And it hasn't happened yet.
If I'm Taylor Sheridan,
I'm so upset because that's part of my
legacy and what I've created.
Yeah.
And you're letting it go to shit.
You're handing it off to people who you
thought were going to do right by it,
and it's just,
it's going completely to shit in a hurry.
And I think it is,
I think CBS is the key.
Everything on CBS has become this very
sanitized.
Formulaic.
Yes, yes.
All of it.
All of it.
The FBI shows, the SWAT, the Blue Bloods,
all of those shows all became this
sanitized, same formula.
In CBS's defense,
they're not the only ones that do it.
My wife loves the, what's the fire,
the fireman show on,
I think it's on Fox,
where there's- Is it nine one one?
Like they got the fire department here.
So there's nine one one,
then there's nine one one Nashville,
and there's nine one one-
and every single one starts off with some
highly contrived thing where like not only
and i feel like that's what they did
to casey dudden in marshall's like it's
some highly contrived where only he can
help type deal and it's just not working
and a couple times they've they've had
like a good storyline that just about gets
you to where and then they're like they
yeah just
yes kid the laugh something p something pd
something fire yeah well chicago pd i
would not lump in with the other two
i've never seen it chicago pd is really
good the other ones what what stan just
said firemen in space if you've never seen
that episode if you've never seen any
episodes go watch that one
because that one alone you'd be like you
know about jump the shark they jumped the
shark turned around went back jumped over
it again and then you know what let's
go do it for a third time it's
dude it's so bad and jennifer loves it
so i'm forced to watch it from time
to time
yeah nine one one i bailed on way
before this the firefighters in space so
bad so bad stem things fire and pd
are good i think fire gets repetitive with
the same storyline uh those are shows i
watch with my wife pd though the story
the stories are fresh and and characters
are in peril all the time and they
will kill off somebody
Well,
that's the thing about the fire shows is
like, brother,
there's only so much you can do with
like fire and rescue people.
But PD, at least police, you know,
police work,
police dramas have worked for a very long
time.
They're written half decently because you
can like, oh, yeah, this, you know,
there's a serial killer on the loose or,
you know, this guy did this,
but this is why.
Like there's a lot more to it than
just, oh,
that cat stuck in a tree again.
pd a couple years ago started doing longer
storylines that went over multiple
episodes yes and the one was like a
pedophile who ran a youth home and but
he was the son of the police chief
Like that shit got serious and real and
crazy.
Well,
I think that's why we loved Yellowstone so
much because it wasn't episode to episode
and there was something different
happening.
Like there was an entire season where like
we're fighting against this big bad type
deal and it's running it all together.
And that first episode of Marshalls,
I was like, this is stupid.
It's neatly wrapped up at the end and
now they're all just sitting around and
they're playing,
they're drinking a beer and playing.
come on dude like it it it just
didn't feel right at all i just saw
that comment and i wanted to address it
yeah because i i was in a full
agreement with you but dutton ranch is
very different than marshall's very we are
going to maybe maybe this evening when i
get home probably watch at least the first
episode of dutton ranch
yeah i've seen it literally like flies by
yeah i've seen clips from it and rip
is acting like rip so i'm good like
we can rip has all the best lines
man he there's a point where the adopted
son meets a woman and he asks rip
for advice and he said um when she
compliments you listen when she puts you
down listen when you don't know what the
hell she's talking about you listen
And then they talk a little bit more,
and he goes, and then John,
referring to the Costner character,
told me one time,
on the first day you meet the woman,
she's right.
On the second day, she's right.
On the third day, you're wrong.
I like that.
So Rip is awesome.
There's a line about God-loving cowboys,
too.
It's freaking stellar.
Yeah, so we'll probably watch that,
but I am one hundred percent over
Marshalls.
I hope that I hope Casey,
whose name still eludes me.
Luke Grimes.
Do you mean the real name?
Yeah.
Yeah, Luke Grimes.
Yeah,
I would like to see him in other
stuff because I think he's I think he's
a good he seems to be a good
actor.
I'd like to see him do other things.
Then I don't want to get pigeonholed and
just to be I'm going to be Casey
for the rest of my life.
Do you remember when the guys,
the big bad in Yellowstone,
I think it was the end of season
three,
sent these men in to scare Beth and
they end up raping her and... Yeah,
beating a show.
Do you remember what happened to them?
Casey went full Navy SEAL,
hung them upside down.
Like, where is that?
Where is that, dude?
That has nothing to do with language.
And why can't that be on CBS?
Yeah.
Because that's the kind of shit he does.
Right.
And none of that is happening.
No.
No.
They put oven mitts on him.
Yeah, they took all the badass away.
Correct.
Yeah,
because him and Rip did not let that
stand for long.
No.
No.
But anyway, sorry,
we got off on TV guys.
It's getting to be the top of the
hour,
but today was kind of an off the
rail show, but fun, freaking fun.
I had a blast with all of you.
Thank you to Mark Phillips again for the
five free memberships to people in the
chat.
enjoy those uh i'm going to syndicate i'll
i'll probably be having some members only
comment content when i'm at syndicate uh
so watch out for that and with that
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I'm already jazzy.
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From the gym to the screen, yeah,
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