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The Noon Hour Of Madness & Mayhem can be heard live on KBEAR 101 weekdays at 12pm MST. Viktor and Peaches talk about a wide variety of topics depending on the day and you never know what to expect!
The noon hour of Madness and Mayhem, the podcast. It's been one of those slower news days, Victor. Yeah. As usual, all politics and no fun. Well, Well, we do have to say that, like, for those who have been trying for those people who have been trying to sign up for the, three eleven ticket giveaway on the apps, there's a critical error, unfortunately.
Yeah. We're working on trying to get it fixed. It just might be a bit. Yeah. So for now, just listen for your chance to call in and win on air, but we'll let you know as soon as the, form is working again.
We gave away all the tickets for Dropkick Murphy's Weird Al. I'm excited for that Weird Al show. No. It's gonna be fun. Gonna be fun.
Great too. Oh, definitely. Definitely. It'll be awesome to see Bad Religion once more, a punk show in Pocatello Yeah. The amphitheater.
I think the tickets are cheap too. Should I pull that up? Yeah. Pull them up and check them out. I thought I read about some deals going on.
Or Not mud vein. I just I hate when it auto fill first world problem, I hate when it auto fills the the link for you. So it's secret dropkick Murphy's pit tickets unavailable. Pit sold out? Pit yeah.
Pit unavailable completely is what it says. What about the other seats? The seats in the two hundreds, about $75. Seats in the 300 is about 50, and then the seats in the lawn or the the lawn area is about 40. Okay.
Alright. Well, not too bad. And I dude, the last Dropkick Murphy show was so fun. It was. Like, highly recommend if you're looking for something to do Friday night, you go to Pokey and go to the show.
I still wonder how many people are gonna, you know, go there and not realize Dropkick Murphys are a political band, and I'm sure they'll say something. Oh, definitely gonna say something. They'll say something. You just saw the whole article about how they, Bad religion probably will too. I mean, Dropkick Murphys backed out of that punk at the park concert because they supported Trump's campaign.
Oh, really? I didn't see that one. Oh, yeah. Yeah. It's it's always funny.
Like, when people found out Rage Against the Machine was a political ban. Well, they did say, let's call, Dropkick Murphy's is never gonna play there again. They're picking punk at the park. They're like they're just coming out on fire lately. You know, that's what punk's supposed to be about, anti establishment.
I mean, I don't know what people are expecting, you know, going to these punk shows and getting surprised by punk bands, going off about the government. Right. I I did find it funny. There's a few people that I knew that went to the Aaron Lewis show expecting stained hits. Yeah.
If you go to an Aaron Lewis solo show, you're gonna get Aaron Lewis, you know, rambling about, you know, whatever things are bothering him. Like, you just know that's what you're gonna get. So I I don't know. Maybe we're just too in the know on how these artists work, but, I mean, listen to rage against the machine's lyrics. How could anyone not get what that band's about?
Or System of a Down, same thing. Green Day back in the day. Green Day. I know. Green Day keeps making people mad, and it's like, they're a punk band.
What are you? Anyway they they must be in cahoots with iHeart because every single festival has Green Day on them, on on the lineup. Yeah. They they could be in cahoots. You know, there were some articles going around a while ago about iHeart and live bands, and I don't know.
I don't remember all of it. But Fun stuff here. Again, it's one of those Mondays. Yeah. We're trying, people.
We're trying. We're digging. And then Victor will have to do this by himself tomorrow and Wednesday because I'll be out. Peaches is out of here. He's gonna go down, check out a show in Salt Lake.
He's gonna hang out with a record rep. Yeah. Should be a good time. Oh, it's gonna be great to actually leave for Salt Lake City, like, early in the morning, get to do some shopping around or do something. I go to places that we don't have around here.
Mhmm. Yeah. My friend Matt was telling me to try this place called Crown Burger or something like that. Crown Burger is good. Yeah.
Yeah. I mean, it's a Salt Lake staple, so gotta give it a whirl. Please tell me, Victor, you saw the, how Astronomer really hired Gwyneth Paltrow to be a spokesperson for the company following the whole kiss cam scandal? I did not see that. They hired Gwyneth Paltrow to do a video for the company.
And if you don't recall, Gwyneth Paltrow is Chris Martin's ex wife. Okay. The lead singer of Coldplay? Yes. Do you want me to bring out a chart?
Okay. Yes. So Astronomer really went there. Wow. Yeah.
Alright. And I did a whole video. I I don't know what she talked about in it, if she even addressed the scandal or if she just did this whole thing promoting the company. Yeah. No.
I didn't put you on it. Step it up. Come on. I don't know. I'm I'm I don't know if it's the food I ate.
I'm just starting to feel a little It's like when I was talking to Molly from Living Dead Girl, I got, like, one word responses. I'm like, come on. I'm trying, buddy. I'm trying here. But, yeah, just feeling a little gross for some reason.
It's like, ugh. What happened? I mean, tomorrow, you're gonna have to be on this air, on the noon hour by yourself. I know. Getting listeners probably to call in for ask me almost anything, most likely.
I'm gonna go home, and I'm gonna take a nap when I get done here. Fuel up. Yeah. I don't know. Like I said, maybe the food's disagreeing with me or the instant coffee.
I don't know. Instant coffee and a nice burger from Culver's? Yeah. Apparently, bad combo. When I was picking, huckleberries over, yesterday, they told me not to grab the, the red berries that are right next to the huckleberries only because they give you the, The the poops?
The big yeah. Okay. The Hershey, Yeah. Mhmm. Mhmm.
Well, then I hope you didn't accidentally pick any red berries. I would have given you a nice, red berry shake. I forgot what they're called. Twin berries? Something like that.
I don't know. I got some, people in the comments calling me at Californian for picking berries in shorts, and I'm like, who cares? What? You know? Be a man.
Yeah. It's hot outside. Yeah. So are your parents? I'm always wearing long sleeves.
I'm like, oh, whatever. Yeah. I guess you could get scratched up, things like that. Just because of ticks in the grass. Yeah.
Yeah. But you can still get ticks on you wearing pants. Like No kidding. They're they're tough. That reminds me of 2020.
We we we can't stand up and not wear a mask in a restaurant. We had to sit down in order to take the mask off. So stupid. Well, yeah, I guess I hope that works out for that company. I mean, was their reputation really damaged by, you know, the CEO?
It was just his reputation. If anything, it brought astronomer to the spotlight. Yeah. I've never heard of that company. I never did either until they just you know, the one of those stereo he had the same look.
Every CEO has the same look. It's some older white guy, you know, they they kinda look like they've had some work done, but most likely, you know, they just, you know, get the best diet possible because they make so much money. They have a private chef and all of that. Mhmm. But I what what an idiot.
One of the stupidest people on planet Earth. Totally. I'm I'm gonna bring a girl who I'm who I'm having an affair with to a giant Coldplay concert. And then as the kiss cam is going on, that's when I hold her from the back and we act like a couple. And then when the spotlight gets put on me, I then act stupid out of respond out of an emergency response and just let her go and get all embarrassed and you know?
Yeah. Because they could've goofed. They could've goofed on it. Yeah. Like, made it no big deal.
If anything, he should've suplexed her. That that would have really the HR chief of the company just just give her a nice German suplex. Something like that. I don't know. Some people are so dumb.
The noon hour of madness and mayhem. I am Peaches. Hi. I'm Victor Wilt. Peaches, I'm getting kinda tired of, mowing my lawn.
So I was scrolling Reddit. It's called artificial turf. That that would work. That would be great because grass is pretty much wasteful anyway. But since I do have a lawn and I need to deal with it, I was watching this video called, This Is What 26 Goats Can Clear in Under twenty four Hours.
This guy he's got a trailer packed with goats, and he brings them out to this, I mean, heavily wooded area and just sets them loose. The thing looks like a park afterward in a day. We need some goats, bro. You did some goats. Get 26 goats.
Can you imagine how much goat poo would be in your yard if you had 26 goats? Would hate it. They would totally hate it. 26 goats around your property there. That's a lot of goats for my small yard.
They're gonna make so much noise. You're not gonna be able to sleep. I don't know if you're to the house and chew on things. And I don't know if you're allowed to have goats in town. Let's find out.
You know? Because I think you can't have a horse in town. Are we allowed to have goats in Idaho Falls? Like, you can have chickens. Yes.
Residents of Idaho Falls are generally allowed to keep goats on their property, but with certain restrictions, goats are considered livestock and are subject to regulations outlined in the city's animal control ordinances. Okay. I wonder if there's a limit on how many goats I'm gonna put in my yard because I'm sick of it. I don't wanna mow the yard. It's hot outside.
Is there a limit to how is there a limit to how many goats you can have in Idaho Falls? Yeah. A person may also temporarily maintain up to 25 fowl that are not more than twelve weeks from hatch per lot. Okay. That's what it says in the city of Chickens.
Yeah. Where's the goats? Okay. Hold on. I need to know how many goats.
Control f. Are goats expensive? I mean, because if they just eat grass, you're all good to go. I don't know. Some of the plants in my yard might not be good for goats, though.
Are goats expensive? Yes. Goats can be expensive, especially breeding or show quality goats. The cost varies greatly depending on breed, age, quality, and registration status. I just want a goat that'll eat.
It doesn't need to be famous. You want dumb goats taking over your lot. Yes. On a yard just packed to the brim with with 20 plus goats, and they've gotta be low quality. All all they need to do is eat.
Pet quality pet quality goats, 200 to $500. That's way outside of my budget. Breeding does, female goats, 500 to 1,500, breeding bucks, male goats, 1,000 to 3,000 or more, and then show quality goats, 2,000 to 5,000 or more. K. Well, You have to take a small loan of a million dollars out and, Which everyone can do.
Yeah. You know? Get yourself a bunch of goats. I'm just gonna hit up the bank and be like, I need a small loan of a million dollars for my neighborhood goat farm. And also make sure to stock up on feed and, that's what the grass is for.
Well, you can give them some other stuff. I mean, I don't know. I'm sure they like things. Yeah. Is grass the only thing they wanna eat?
I don't know, but that's what I want them to eat. What's in a goat's diet? We're gonna we'd learn more about goats here on the show. If they I know they'll eat garbage too. So I could eliminate, you know, having to buy garbage bags.
Aren't goats like pigs? They'll just eat anything. A goat's diet primarily, consists of roughage, which includes various grasses, hay, weeds, and leaves. They also enjoy, browsing on shrubs, twigs, and tree bark. So they really are just full on vegans.
Yeah. And then you just put them in your yard. They'll trim my branches. Goats can eat grain, but it's not their natural or ideal food source. Okay.
Minerals, particularly a free mineral a free choice mineral salt lick are also essential for their health. Okay. So all I need is my yard and a salt lick. We're good to go. Good to go.
Happiest goats of all time. Alright, dude. Peaches. Let's go to the farm, and we'll just start putting them in the back of my truck. How many goats do you think I can fit in the back of my truck?
I'm gonna guess. I bet we could get at least Four. Oh, yeah. Depending on their size, we might be able to fit six to eight goats. Six to eight.
No way. And then we'll just make multiple trips. The bed of your truck is not that big. It is it's pretty big. And you're gonna squeeze six to eight goats all in there.
They're gonna be they're gonna be flying around. Probably crack the glass in that truck bit then the the truck cover. Oh, yeah. Because they got them horns. Trying to bash their way out Yeah.
Of the back of my truck. Next thing you know, I see you, in the news. Local radio DJ. Distracted driver. Well, the local radio DJ lets loose of goats on the highway and, you you you cause a major pile up.
I'd have a new spot for the advocates, so I got all these goats. I may have caused the 15 car pile up on the I 15. No big deal. If you were injured due to my goat situation, call the advocate's injury attorneys. Maybe he could have been from the advocates put a goat in his passenger seat in his nice Corvette.
Yeah. Ben, he's got a truck too. So we'll get both our trucks, and we're gonna load up with goats dude. What car does your lady drive? You could have her.
She, she drives, like a hatchback. We can put at least one goat in the back. Yeah. Jade has a truck. Jade's got a truck.
And then I'll drive I'll drive the Cannonball van and put off the goats in the back. In there and we'll fly around. It's just Feel like a sauna for those goats. Oh, yeah, dude. We're we're gonna load up on goats.
Alright, everybody. I'll I'll let you know when my goat farm opens. You can come, you know, help me pay for the goats by, you know, just paying an ambition fee to look at the goats. Wrapping up the noon hour of Madness and Mayhem. You know, what's funny is that for Ozzy, there are so many funny videos and clips going around for, you know, celebrating his life and all of that.
Yeah. When Hulk Hogan dies, a list gets made of his most outrageous lies of all time. Oh, yeah. You were telling me about this the other day. I gotta hear some of these.
Oh, so Justin told me that, he auditioned for he so Justin read online that Hulk Hogan said he is good buddy he's a good he's good friends with Lars Ulrich of Metallica Yes. And that he supposedly auditioned to be their bass player to replace Cliff Burton. Well, Howard Stern asked Lars on the show and said, hey. Hulk Hogan says he's good friends with you, and Lars goes, Hulk who? And had no idea who Hulk Hogan is.
How do you not know who Hulk Hogan is? That's besides the point. I like So then Hulk was like, well, I didn't actually audition. I instead tried sending out my tape or sending out my stuff as a bass player to Metallica's people and never heard back. Okay.
Then that's not an audition. Yes. There's that whole story. I could send riffs, you know, email riffs to bands. That's not auditioning.
Sure. And then at one point, he said he was offered the George Foreman grill spot. He said his agent was either gonna give it to him or George Foreman, and somehow Hulk couldn't do it, and George ended up getting it. Yeah. But the family of the whole the family of that started the grill was like, no.
We never offered the anything to Hulk Hogan. We only offered it to George Foreman. So he just makes stuff up all the time. Yeah. And then I see I'm looking at this list here.
Hulk Hogan rejected dinner invitations from Madonna and Cher. Madonna holds the record. Oh, no. That that's that's something else besides the point, but I guess that that was a lie. What else is there?
Muhammad Ali considered Hulk Hogan the greatest of all time. I guess Muhammad Ali never said that. I thought Muhammad Ali considered himself the greatest of all time. Yeah. Yeah.
Right. What else is there? There's so many different, like, wrestling related things. Oh, Hulk Hogan said that Mike Tyson was scared to face him in a boxing match. Oh, yeah.
I'm sure. I'm sure. Maybe that's what we need to start doing. Just making up complete lies. Why not?
You know? I mean, I I got invited to, be backup, guitarist for, you know, many, many very popular bands, Peaches, but I turned it down cause I couldn't leave our audience hanging. How about this one? The MLB's New York Yankees and the Cincinnati Reds scouted him. Oh, did they?
Yeah. Yeah. He looks like a baseball player. I think he was growing up, but he wasn't. I I used to have his book as a kid because I was, like, so infatuated by wrestling.
I'm like, I'll take Hulk Hogan's book, and I had no idea I was reading it. Reading a bunch of lies? He's reading a bunch of just garbage. And I think he said at one point he knocked the ball over the left field fence. I who knows?
Who knows? What what that guy did. But, yeah, there's a whole giant long list here. Wow. Elvis Presley was a huge Hulk Hogan fan.
Elvis. Elvis died in 1977. I know for a fact, Elvis was a big fan of K Bear one zero one. He was. He said it was his favorite radio station.
He loved how he loves how he played Lorna Shore, Slaughter to Prevail. Yeah. He he told he he calls us all the time to this day from beyond the grave. Great. Now you just convinced a whole bunch of our listeners to do their stupidest Elvis impression and call into their show and be like, oh.
I wanna hear some Lord and Shore. I don't got a good Elvis impression. The noon hour of Madness and Mayhem is a production of Riverbend Media Group. For more information or to contact the show, visit riverbendmediagroup.com.