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Episode title: Wake Up Classy 97 with Josh and Chantel - Monday, November 25th, 2024
Episode summary introduction:
Josh’s 2-hour long fishing show was actually 2 hours and 16 minutes long, we live in the same algorithm and sent each other the same video, we’re too old for a movie at 9:30pm, Chantel has gnarly toenails and we came up with a business model, Josh’s Fantasy Football winning streak ends and Chantel’s losing streak rolls on, everyone wants to invite Morgan Freeman to Thanksgiving dinner, there needs to be a math emergency hotline, can you believe someone doesn’t like Paul Rudd, and ranch dressing is set out to pasture.
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Full show transcript:
This is wake up classy 97, the podcast. It's a replay of today's full show in about an hour. It's Monday, November 25th, 30 days till Christmas. Today on the show, Josh's 2 hour long fishing show was actually 2 hours and 16 minutes long. That's right.
We live in the same algorithm and send each other the same video. 5 minutes apart from each other too. Cute. We're too old for a movie at 9:30 at night. But we did survive it.
And and we all stayed awake. I know. What what are we, adults? We're so good at it. I have gnarly toenails, and we came up with a business model.
It might not be a very good business model. But but it's a business model nonetheless. Josh's fantasy football winning streak ends. My losing streak rolls on. Yippee.
Everyone wants to invite Morgan Freeman to Thanksgiving dinner. Do a Morgan Freeman impression. It truly was a Shawshank Redemption. Well done. There needs to be a math emergency hotline.
Of course, it'll be booked by you all the time. All the time. I need help with this math. No. I'll just say, I don't need to do this.
Oh, is that right? Josh likes story problems. Gross. Yeah. They're great.
Can you believe someone doesn't like Paul Rudd? No. I cannot. He's the nicest man on Earth, and ranch dressing is set out to pasture. Later, ranch.
Enjoy the ranch, ranch. Thanks for listening to our show. If you wanna hear it live, you can every weekday morning right on Classy 97 on the free app. Just download that Classy 97 app in your App Store, and then, you know, you can listen. We'll hope you subscribe wherever you are listening and rate the show.
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Hey. Gazpacho. Gazpacho to you too. Gazpacho. And to you.
Gazpacho is a soup. Yes. And every day on November every year on November 25th, fans of the British television show Red Dwarf, they celebrate gazpacho soup day. Okay. I think this is probably similar to how, like, fans of Seinfeld would celebrate Festivus.
And so, you know, something that started in a TV show, people just love it. It's a cold People just love it. I've had gazpacho. Mhmm. It felt like I was drinking salsa.
Yeah. That's kinda what it feels like to me too. It's a tomato based That doesn't mean it's not delicious. Oh, it's fine. It just it tastes like drinking salsa.
Yeah. So if you're into that, gazpacho. It's gazpacho day. It is national play day with dad today. Nice.
Have a play day. Dad, plan on it. When you get home Yeah. Before you go, if you got the day off, play day. Play day with dad.
Yep. Kids. It's National Brand Day celebrated every 4th Monday in November, honoring the dedication to the hard work of brand builders. It's this guy. Brand builders?
Yeah. You're a brand builder? A brand ambassador. That's true. You are.
I would say I'm all about a brand. Good job, Josh. Or 3, 4. Get that brand going. Yeah.
Working on it. 28? Yeah. You have 28 brands? Why not?
Okay. It's National Parfait Day. Now I don't know who don't love parfait. Nobody nobody doesn't like parfait. Everybody loves parfait.
It's it's shopping reminder day. How many days? I don't know. Do you wanna know? Yes.
Oh. 30 days. 30 days. 30 days until Christmas. I've bought 2 things.
Shopping reminder day. Crud. Yep. International day for the elimination of violence against women, a very powerful statement Yes. And a very powerful date.
Correct. And it's also day. Meh. No. Actually, today is I was kind of in a good mood on the way to work this morning, and I couldn't figure out why.
Why? Why? Why are you saying slow down? I was saying, don't go getting all excited. What's going on?
Because it's a half a week. But it is a short week. Weeks. It's a holiday week. Makes things nicer, doesn't it?
True. It's a half a week. Half a work week. And and I think something happens in your mental psyche too where you go, hey. I only have a few days to get everything I need to get done done this week.
And that is where a 3 day work week comes in. Imagine the amount of things you could get done if you were forced to get 40 hours done in 3 days. You wanna propose a 3 day work week? Why not? I want a 4 day, but you wanna go all the way to 3?
Alternating. 34. Okay. I'm here for it. 2 days of a weekend is not enough.
What I'm saying. Said this my whole life. 3 off 4, on 4 off 3. Great. Right.
Who do we need to talk to? I don't know. I will make a sign. I will send an email. That's probably both the both those things we get in touch.
Phone call. I will beg and plead. Alternating 3 and 4 day your your schedule would be so messed up. But No. But it would be so nice.
It really would. 3 day weekend Mhmm. 4 day weekend. Mhmm. Every weekend or every other weekend.
See what I'm saying? Man, oh, man, oh, man. The the the quality of life you'd have. The quality. Just the quality.
Amount of work I'd cram into 3 slash 4 days. Yeah. We'd be so productive. Everything would get done. I promise.
You'd never even know. Happy Monday. Happy Monday. This is a cool story. So, you know those DNA test kits?
Yes. Well, 2 half sisters named Jessica and Nicole connected for the first time and then found out that they have a ton of stuff in common. So let me kind of rewind here a little bit. Sisters. Well, they're half sisters.
So they have the same dad, but they have different moms. Okay. Jessica, whose mother was adopted, had always been curious about her family. So she ordered a DNA, test, And Nicole had already done the DNA test and was checking her profile one day and found out that they had a genetic match. And when your siblings, the genetics, like, are through the roof.
Like, they're like, it's clear you guys are related. Right? So Nicole reached out to Jessica on social media, and eventually they met in person. And while they were talking about stories from their lives, they kinda discovered some really interesting coincidences. And this is where it gets a little bit kinda weird and freaky.
They've never met before, but they somehow named their children after one another. No way. Nicole has a daughter named Jessica, and Jessica has a son named Nicholas. Okay. Strange.
Yeah. But those are Okay. Those are pretty common names. Maybe. But It is strange.
A bajillion names, and they chose the names of their half sisters, inadvertently. I get it. I get it. Well, then they they found out that they both have the same middle name, which is Leonor, and Jessica named another son Michael, which is the name of their shared father. Weird.
Right? The middle name thing is the most weird part. Yeah? Because that's not a common middle name. Lenore?
Lenore. I know. Yeah. So Jessica and Nicole having this new connection, say it is very special to both of them. Nicole said she always wanted a sister, so finding Jessica just felt too perfect.
She said, I personally feel that the universe brought us together now for a reason. And then Jessica felt a deep connection from the moment they met saying we so easily fit together and could just talk for ages with each other. I immediately felt like Nicole was a mini me. So they, they definitely half sistering it up. Half sistering it up.
Yeah. Jessica and Nicole? Nicole Lenore. Lenore? Yeah.
Jessica Lenore. Nicole Lenore. And and yeah. What a cool little thing. It up.
Half sistering it up. 2 crazy gals out on the town. Sistering it up out on the town. Yeah. Exactly.
Way to find each other. I know. I think it's kind of a cool story. It is a cool story. It's good news to get you going.
So there we are yesterday. Where were we? We were hanging out on our living room, on our couch. Yeah. And you turn on a YouTube video.
You like to watch these fishing videos, and I'm fine with it. I was watching it with you. It was fine. He was fishing in Idaho, this guy that you like to watch. Yeah.
His name is Mike. And then I go, alright. And he said, yeah. Alright. Let's start another one.
And he's very sad. Well, we watched the first one. The first one was, like, 2 minutes maybe at most. The central Idaho one? No.
That was the long one. Oh, okay. I thought you were talking about that. Had a brief one. It was only 2 minutes.
That one was the one that was just at, north. Oh, I see. I see. But then the well, yeah. Well, then I've I've been meaning to watch the new one, the Central Idaho one.
It's 5 days in Central Idaho doing some fly fishing and backpacking. Great video. And I felt like, yeah, now is the time I should sit down. I've got not a lot happening. I'm just kinda hanging out.
It's early and nobody else is up, just you and me. It's a nice, relaxing video about fishing. This is good. This is a great way to spend the morning. Which was fine.
I watched it for a very long time with you, and I didn't mind it. I was enjoying myself. And then that video was too long. It was 2 hours and 16 minutes. Are you kidding me?
No. That video was 2 hours long? Yeah. I knew it was that long. What?
I thought that it was just gonna be I was, like, gonna say it was 2 hours just as an exaggeration. That video was 2 hours long. Hours long. And you would have been like, no. That video was, like, 15 minutes long.
I knew that video was so long. That's too long of a video. Why was it too long of a video? It was great. That's like a full feature length movie.
Yeah. It was it was may it was made to be that long. Bro. It was supposed to be that long. Over it.
I think I got up about half an hour into it, and I started doing some stuff. And then I was getting kinda antsy Uh-huh. Because I wanted to get some Christmas stuff down, and I needed you to get on the ladder to get the Christmas stuff down. Yeah. And I was like, oh my gosh.
This video is never gonna end. Okay. The first one that we watched was 19 minutes. Okay. I know nothing about time.
And then, the one that I wanted to watch, 5 days fly fishing, in Central Idaho, 2 hours 16 minutes and 42 seconds. Bro. It's a good it's a good video. That was so long. Was it worth it?
I've I had a great time. Every time I jumped back into the living room because I got up to do stuff. Every time I peeked back in, I was like, this video is still going? The same video? I thought maybe catching bull trout.
Wow. It's awesome. It's a great video. 2 hours. I knew that video was long.
That was gonna be my exaggeration. You're gonna say that thing was 2 hours long? It was It was. And 16 minutes. Holy moly.
Yeah. Did you enjoy it? I I really did. Good for you. What?
Let's let's be clear. What? I sent you a TikTok No. On the weekend. I sent you a TikTok.
I sent But I sent you one. But I sent it first. Right. But I didn't know about that. Here's what I think is funny because we do often send each other TikToks.
Right. I go, oh, Josh is gonna love this. And then I send it, and you do like it. And then you send me stuff and say, oh, I think Chantel's gonna like this, and I do like it. Right.
So I was scrolling, and I saw a video, and I went, oh, this is Chantel like this. So I sent it. And then, minutes or whatever later No. You were it was a while. You said, hey.
I sent you that video. And I said, what video? And you said, the the one you sent me. Look. And it's we had sent each other the same video.
Same video. Yeah. How far how far apart was it say? Mine at 808. Yeah?
You sent yours at 8:13. That's weird. You should you should've watched my video. I should've. 5 minutes later, I sent you the same one.
We have the same algorithm. I know. Isn't that weird? It was a funny video that we both liked. Isn't that neat?
Isn't it? Isn't it neat? It's all about just don't go to that store at all this week. That's all. Grocery the grocery store.
Don't go to the grocery store. Tag was don't go to the grocery store. And it had inserts of the cast from Saved by the Bell when they were talking about They were talking about the dangers of taking caffeine pills. That's right. That's what it was.
Scary. Dumb. Dangerous. It's the grocery store. See, it's a funny video.
It is a funny video. Yeah. Anyway I'm glad that you liked it and sent it to me. Yeah. 5 minutes after you'd sent it to me.
If I was checking my inbox instead of scrolling. If you'd stopped your doomscrolling and looked at what I sent you. Nah. I'll just keep sending you the same videos, mate. Yeah.
We do like the same videos. We're pretty fancy like that. Last year, you and I, collected Christmas. Yeah. I gave you my card.
Oh, I see what you meant. Next day. Yeah. You sent me one too. Well, something like that.
Sort of is how it goes. That's how it is. I see what you did there. That was creative. Well done.
Thank you. Bravo. Just right off the top. Of the hat. Right off the top of my head.
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Oh, I get it. Do you? I I think I get it. I could see, I could see your Christmas light joke in there. So, yeah, makes sense.
Makes sense. Anyway, send us a a card. Tag us to your Christmas card list, and we'll send you our card. Your Christmas cards on our door. I know.
Our door is empty right now. We have none, so, you could be our first to just hang up last year's Christmas cards. Which we still have. I've done that before where I've been so sad. I haven't received any Christmas cards, and I go, good thing I said last year's.
Because then the door looks like people like it. Yeah. And then people come over and they go, go, oh. Look at all these cards. These cards.
And I go, yeah. They're an accumulation over the past 15 years. I mean, they're all new. Brand new this year. Yeah.
Anyway, add us to your Christmas card list. We'd love to get a card from you, and we'll send you the 2024 card back in the mail. You know what's a really bad idea? What's that? Well, as we learned, it's booking a movie on a Friday at 9:30 at night.
30. Don't book a movie at 9:30, especially when you wake up at 5 every day. Saying. You wake up at 5, and then somebody's like, let's go watch a 2 and a half hour long movie. You complain about my fishing show.
Let's go watch a 2 hour and 41 minute. That was 30 more minutes. It was a that was a very bad idea. And take full responsibility. At 9:30 at night.
Here's the thing about, going to a movie at 9:30 at night. It starts late. Yeah. But, also, there's this whole, like, amount of time where you could be watching a movie, but instead you're going like, well, we don't go to the movie until 9:30. So what should we do until then?
Should we take a nap? I remember I looked at the clock at, like, 7:30. Yeah. And I went, I should have taken a nap. Now it's too late to take a nap.
And then at 8 o'clock, I went, I still could have taken a nap. I should have taken a nap. Mhmm. And then at 8:30, I went we still have an hour. We still have an hour until this movie's done.
Done. The house is just doing what the house is doing, and we're, like, waiting to go check out a movie. However, I will say the movie Worth the wait. Wicked, well worth the, wait, well worth the 9:30 showtime, well worth getting home at 12:30 or whatever time it was. It was 12:30.
Yeah. And incredible. I really enjoyed Me too. Part 1. Me too.
I would have happily have waited. I thought it was gonna be much too long. Like, I thought they were gonna really, like, spread it out Yeah. And there wasn't gonna be much tour to be told, but I did not feel that way, and I would have happily sat for another 2 hours Yeah. For the part 2.
I agree. Really, really good. Audience was well behaved. Thank you for that. I had one lady I could hear out of my, my right ear kind of off behind me across the theater singing a little bit.
Oh, no. And I was like, let's not do that. Let's not Those are the rules. Let's not do this. Don't ruin your movie etiquette.
Yeah. So, but she kept it in check, and I didn't hear her, like, trying to belt it out. I she was just kind of singing along a little bit. And if I would have been any closer to her, I would have been like, but Wicked, definitely taken home the, 1st place prize at the weekend box office. Of course it did.
Did you see how much? No. So let me tell you, Gladiator 2 also came out, and they were trying to get Gladiator 2 and Wicked to kind of be this dual premier. Yeah. Glickett like they did with Barbenheimer.
Gladiator 2 was second with $55 and a half $1,000,000. Wicked, number 1, $114,000,000. Wicked blew it out of the water this weekend, which is awesome. It's the 3rd biggest domestic debut of the year, and the best opening ever for a Broadway adaptation. Oh, amazing.
Yeah. Which I'm not surprised to hear that. I'm not either. So good. Ariana was so good.
Cynthia is incredible. Everybody was incredible. Man. Jonathan Bailey? Oh, so tired of hearing about Jonathan Bailey.
Johnny Bailey. Oh my goodness. That is amazing. If you're a wicked fan Bowen Yang. Highly recommend.
Yes. Yeah. It's really good. From SNL? Yep.
It's really, really good. So, yeah. If you have not seen it, go see it. I'm not gonna try to throw out I mean, spoiler is a weird thing to say. I saw a thing that said, giving spoilers to Wicked is weird because, one, it's based off of a Broadway play that's based off of a book, that's that's based off of a movie, that's based off of a book from the thirties.
It's like, come on. Like, if you don't know the story yet, let's get it together, but it's so good. So so so good. Red One was in 3rd. I don't even know what that is.
Oh, that's that, that's that movie, with all those people in it. And it it brought in 13,000,000 this weekend. So you know. You know? I do.
Red 1. Yeah. Sure. Yeah. You know?
I wanna go see Wicked again. I know. I I go see it again. I do wanna see Gladiator as well, and I do wanna see Red 1 as well, and I wanna see Wicked again. It was very good.
Let's just not go at 9:30. Okay. The I learned I learned our lesson. Good. We have a pair of heavy duty toenail clippers.
They're missing. They're missing, and they often go missing. And I I don't know why I share things with my family. I don't know where they are. Last time I saw them, they were in the medicine cabinet where they live Where they belong.
And they are not in there. You recently cleaned all of the Yep. Little slide out bins in the medicine cabinet. So, you know they're not in there. Right?
They're not in the bin? I know exactly where they are. You think they're in our son's room? Yep. That person claims that he doesn't have them.
Yeah. I think he's lying. I think they're in there too. I think he doesn't know that they're in there, but he often steals them and never puts anything away. Well So now I have gnarly toenails because I don't have any Well, I have I have nice clippers.
Can I borrow them? Maybe. You have nice clippers too. Don't you have that little kit? Yeah.
But those are for my fingernails, not my fingernails. Be a big one and a small one in there. I actually might have 2. Yo. Yo.
I forgot I had those. Yeah. You have like, I have I have a nice kit as well. I put it in my first aid kit. That's where I keep it, because that's where I it's convenient for me.
It's where I have everything. But that's, that's anyway, you should get them. Get them out. I forgot. I forgot I had those.
I've been going crazy all weekend going, oh, I need a clip. These toenails, they're bad. They're gnarly. I said I didn't I haven't noticed gnarly toenails, so which I'm glad about. I'm glad I haven't noticed because I'd be like, woah.
Easy there, Talon. They are pretty Talon y. Yeah. One of them is a little bit off. Oh, you got a jagged y one?
That's a jagged y one for sure. You're gonna snag your sock because what's gonna happen. That's what keeps happening. Gonna have holy socks. I know.
Because of your snaggly toenails. Bed sheet. Yeah. Because you're you're gonna snag on the sheets. Don't do that.
Rip it in half. Like, that's what keeps happening. Care of. I can't. Wrap.
You you can. I just reminded you. Do you have that on you? It's in it's in the car. Well, there you go.
Look at that. Do a little manicure or pedicure in there in the parking lot. Parking lot pedicures. That's a business model. That is a good business model.
I didn't say it was a good business model. I said it's a business model. Parking lot pedicures. Yeah. We come to you.
We come to you. Sit in your car. Don't even get out of your car. How are you gonna do pedicures if somebody's sitting in their car? You're not.
They're gonna have to turn sideways while you're outside their car. Yeah. You're not just gonna, like, crisscross apple sauce in the passenger seat floor. That's not what you do. You just turn sideways, dangle your feet out of the car.
Yeah. They combine their little rolly scooter. Uh-huh. Dip your toes, get the dead skin off. Yeah.
In the dead of winter. Paint on the go. Yeah. If you've got heated seat warmers, you'll be fine. Nah.
Nah. Nah. I'd rather go into an establishment and have them take care of my Hobbit feet. Well, then what am I supposed to do if my toenail clippers are in the car? Yeah.
Oh, you doing it for yourself is one thing. Just make sure you don't litter and also throw away them toe nails. I don't wanna find those. I'm gonna save them for you. Yeah.
No. I don't want them. A gift. It's a gift. It's gross.
I need it. What I need to do is save them for Beck because he's the one that stole the toenail clippers. What I'm saying. Someone would say, hey. Here's these.
Gross. I had to rip these off by hand. That's disgusting. It's really not it. No one wants those.
Somebody does. No. It doesn't matter if they want them or not. Somebody's gonna get them. Imagine if you would've saved them your whole life.
How big of the jar, do you think you'd have to have? I don't know. Spaghetti size. Spaghetti sauce. Spaghetti sauce size.
Spaghetti sauce size jar, toenail clippings? That's great. Merry Christmas. Football this weekend. Do we wanna talk about football?
I guess. Here's the thing. I've been on a 4 game winning streak until this week, and I'm I've, I think officially at this point, I can I can concede that I have lost to our son? And it's frustrating because I second guessed myself, and I shouldn't have. And if I wouldn't have, I would be up by 12 points right now, and he would be going into today's game, with Baltimore and the chargers with only his kicker and and just hoping that his kicker was gonna get him that many points he'd need to win.
But I didn't. Shame. Shame. And I, I should have started the quarterback that I originally had said. I'm I'm playing this quarterback this this week, and, Jalen Hurts delivered half the points of my other quarterback, who is such a big deal.
I know. 46 points. I'm so happy he's on my roster. I'll never get rid of him. Yeah.
And Jalen Hurts doesn't get, points, for my team every time he hands your guy the ball. Doesn't matter. He gets, points for passing, and he gets points for touchdowns, but he doesn't get points for rushing yards and rushing touchdowns. Saquon Barkley is quickly becoming my favorite player in the NFL. Is that right?
Yes. He's so good. Okay. And I'm so mad, at my Justin Jefferson because he has not been performing the last couple of weeks. Yeah.
Guess how many points he gave me? 4. 4 Yeah. Points. No.
I heard all about it. It it rang through the halls of the house. So I knew it was 4 points before you even asked. Four points. Yeah.
And I know that's not his fault. I know that it all depends on whether or not he gets thrown the ball. That is true. But golly, jeez. I know.
But Emery also, she brought the heat this week. She did. She still has another guy to play. You still have 3 to play. You have an 8% chance of winning, which that's slim.
That is, slim. I know. But here's the thing. I've got Ze Flowers and Lamar Jackson to play. I only need to get 50 points to tie.
You have If they each bring 25 points That's not gonna happen. Possible. No. Yes. It is possible.
Your defense is not gonna bring that. I didn't say my defense is gonna bring it. I said, Zei Flowers and Lamar Jackson are gonna bring that. Okay. Maybe.
They will. The frustrating part is that you have almost 90 points on your bench. I know. George Kittle, I bet, because he had not been performing. George Kittle.
I know. Hey. How about those Panthers almost Okay. Sticking it to the Chiefs? Almost.
Yeah. That was really intense game. That one came down to the wire there at the end, which was a big deal. That was a lot of fun to watch. Vikings embarrassment in the overtime Yeah.
Also a good game. And it was fun to, it was fun to watch, the Washington game. Had a lot of action. Washington, Dallas, that one was watch that one. That one was, was fun.
And then, I'm trying to remember. There was a there was a Baker Mayfield, big block. He, ran downfield like a crazy man and and blocked, one of the defenders, so that was big. Who did the who did the Buccaneers play? The Patriots.
No? No. They were playing the Dolphins. I don't remember, but it was a big deal. That was fun.
I'm trying to think of some other highlights that were neat. Oh, I was so I was really rooting for those Panthers. I would have been so amazing if they had won. They really put up a good fight. I sure did.
Oh, and I I've started to like the, quarterback of the Browns. I think he's pretty good too. Winston, I think his name is. Think so. Yeah.
He's a lot of fun to watch. He's just happy to be on the field that guy. Happy. He just loves the game. He's like, I'm outside.
I'm playing with my friends. It's my 1st snow game. He was singing Christmas songs. Yeah. He was, he played on Thursday against the Steelers, but all the footage I saw, he was having the best time ever.
He was. I like that guy. We've got 2 weeks of Fantasy Football left after this one. And then it's playoffs? And you're playing against Beck, this upcoming weekend, and then I'm playing against Emery.
And then next week, it is our final week of regular season Fantasy Football, and it's you and me. What I've noticed is maybe I shouldn't do so much trash talking. Is that so? And when did you learn this little thing? Well, when I'm now on a 4 week losing streak Mhmm.
Maybe I because I came out swinging, didn't I? I was knocking people down left and right. My Yeah. I know. And now I'm losing.
But here's the here's the thing is that I'm 2 games up on everybody right now. So losing this week is not the end of the world for me. Okay. Because that means I can still I still maintain 1st spot in the league standing because I'm 2 games up. Out of here.
Record, this week, I'll go 7 and 5. And you if you lose, you'll go 57. Look at you who was you were losing Oh, I know. Being such a poor loser. I know.
And then I went on a 4 game winning streak. And now you're all happy. Yeah. Because I had to build my team. It took a took some time.
Takes time. Anyway, good week of football. We'll wrap it up tonight and then, play again all this weekend. Here we go. Football.
So they did a they did a survey, Of course. You love these. You love survey. Who are they, first of all? Oh, they.
You know they. No. I've never met them. They rank celebrities on who they'd want to invite over for Thanksgiving dinner. Oh, that's an interesting question.
Okay. Alright. 3 celebrity guests are, do you wanna take a guess? Jonathan Bailey. Bailey.
No. He's not on the list, sadly. Okay. Morgan Freeman. Morgan Freeman?
Robert Downey Junior. Iron Man. And Meryl Streep. Those are the top three guests. Do you think any of those 3 would wanna just show up at some random house for Thanksgiving?
I don't. I'm not here. Serve me some turkey. Honorable mentions. Hugh Jackman is also on the list.
Patrick Stewart, Jimmy Fallon, Tom Hiddleston. What? I don't know who that is. Loki. Oh, okay.
I do know who that is. Jennifer Aniston, Scarlett Johansson, Tina Fey, Helena Bonham Carter is a loose cannon. I wouldn't want her on the shirt. She is? Yeah.
What you'd never know what she was gonna say. Johnny Depp, Zooey Deschanel, who you would love to have over. Yeah. Let's have her over. The Rock.
For dinner. Kristen Wiig. This is a long list of people. There's 20. See, I feel like you would be, you would wanna have the comedians over more than more than anybody.
So, like, you would want Kristen Wiig. Yes. You would have, Will Arnett, Bill Hader. Yes. These are the the folks you would have come over.
And I think that I I'm totally with you. That'd be a great group of people. Let's play. Let's play some games. Let's have some laughs.
Let's just eat some food. What do you wanna eat? I don't even care what we eat. See, I feel like I'd wanna have people that were kind of a little more mellow and chilled out. I think that's fun.
I think a fun comedy filled filled thing would be a good time. I'd worry about, like, if these people didn't know each other or if they like, you throw in a bunch of people into a mix, and then you're you got people with different egos, and we don't know any of these people. They could all just wanna be the star, and then you got the whole thing, and it could be real uncomfortable. Do you know what I mean? Yeah.
I don't think so. I'd throw them in, see what they do. But you'd wanna have they'd wanna you'd wanna invite them with a plus one so that they have a company. They wouldn't feel uncomfortable? Right.
You can't just be like, hey. Hey, Morgan Freeman. Show up. Come over. By yourself.
By your we don't have room for another place setting. We only have room for you. And it'd be really interesting to see who they brought. Like, if you brought Kristen Wiig, who would she bring? Like, Kristen Wiig, you'd be your husband.
Well, you'd think. But then she's also got babies, so she's gonna wanna bring her babies. And then it turns into a family thing, and then she's not gonna entertain me because she's gonna be being mom. Oh, leave your baby real life Kristen Wiig. Leave your babies at home.
Yeah. I want I want funny, not tied down. Yeah. Okay. Just come entertain me.
Mhmm. Leave your family at home. I don't have room for your family. Who is number 1 on the list? Morgan Freeman.
Morgan Freeman. That's a weird choice. He's everybody's nice guy. Is he? I guess.
I don't know. 87. He's 87 years old. No doubt. He's gonna choke on a turkey leg.
Easy. Let's not wish ill or extreme. That. I I didn't wish that. Now you make me now I feel bad.
Well, I don't know what you were saying. I've got like, I'm lost. What was your point? I don't know. I didn't have a point.
Okay. He's just I don't know. Somebody watch him while he eats. That's alright. Keep an eye on Morgan Freeman.
That's important. Okay. We just lost James Earl Jones. We can't also lose Morgan Freeman. Exactly right.
Alright. Well, happy Thanksgiving in a couple of days. Hope the celeb show up that you invited. There was a 10 year old boy in Wisconsin who was struggling with his math homework. He asked his parents, but his family wasn't very good at math either, and he needed help.
And he didn't have anywhere else to turn, so he called 911. No way. The dispatcher, Kim, said that this was not an appropriate number to call for homework help, but she also offered her assistance. She had some time, so she said, let me try and help you with the problem. He gave this really long problem with decimals, and she said, listen.
I haven't been in school for 40 years. I have no idea what you're talking about. So she said, let me let me see if I've got a deputy near your residence that can maybe go help me. Okay. So she looked up her her deputies.
There was a deputy sheriff, Chase Mason. He was in the area. He agreed to stop by and have a look at the problem. He said, I'm not overly proficient in math, but I I'm here to help. So what I'll do, I'll give it a shot.
So the deputy has a stepson the same age as the caller, sat down with the kid, and they were able to solve the decimal related math problem. That's great. And the young caller, 10 year old I don't even know his name. Is it Mason? I'm looking.
No. Mason is the deputy. Oh, yes. I see. It just says a 10 year old Wisconsin boy.
It does not say his name. Okay. So he was provided a business card and said that, listen. We're always here to help, except next time, use the nonemergency line if it's not a life threatening situation. Yeah.
But he also was like, I don't know your nonemergency line, so I just called the number I knew. Called the number that everybody always tells me to call for help. Right. I needed help with my homework. There should be a a number for math problems.
There absolutely should. A math A math hotline. Tutor hotline. Hey. I I I can't math.
Bye. Help me out with math. I need some help. Hey. Hey.
Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. I need math.
That's what you're gonna say when they call. They're gonna go, math helpline, and you're gonna go, math. And they're gonna go, sorry. You need to go to public speaking hotline first. There should be a hotline for everything.
That's my impression of, Jimmy Stewart. No. Oh, is it? Yeah. Coming up on the holiday season.
Uh-huh. It's my jam Oh. Movies. Woah. Woah.
Woah. Well, I got a math problem. Uh-oh. You can't solve the decimals like that. There are 2 trains.
Where are they going? 1's hauling Christmas lights. Uh-oh. Irrelevant to the problem. I like a good story problem.
You do? Sure. Are you a psycho? Nobody likes a good story problem. You don't?
If you ever hear somebody say, I like a good story pro ew. That's the grossest thing you've ever said to me. Gross. Get out of here. Take away 6 apples.
Oh, that means subtract. See? Like a good story problem. Yeah. Ugh.
It's like I don't even know who I'm married. Yo. Wow. Everyone has. Everyone has.
Me. I've got a tickle in my throat. Mhmm. Everyone has one actor or actress that they just don't like despite everyone else Jennifer Garner. Liking them.
I know. I can't believe that you don't like her. She is so lovely. That's great. She does cooking shows with her mom.
I she's a great person. That it's not why I don't like her. She's lovely. I really like Jennifer Garner. I follow her Instagram account.
She's awesome. I get it. I don't know why you don't like her. I just everything I see her in, I'm like, meh. I'm trying to I'm trying to think of somebody that I don't like that everybody likes.
I like everybody. Oh. That's not true. But I can't I can't think of one right now. She's and she's lovely.
I have no personal issues with her. I just don't like her on screen. That's all. Okay. She could be the most lovely person, and that's fine.
I I don't follow her on socials. I'm just not interested. That's fine. She just isn't it for me. Okay.
I get it. That's all. Alright. There is a man named Greg. Greg does not like Paul Rudd.
Alright. He's wrong. He said, no matter how many times people tell me, it's Paul Rudd. He's amazing. He goes, I he plays the same character in every movie.
He said, I just can't get over how blah he is. So, apparently, Paul Rudd is in Only Murders in the Building, which we have yet to see, but I've heard it's amazing. I wanna watch it. And, apparently, Paul Rudd's work in that show is awesome. Like, really, really good.
And Paul Rudd has also been a quiet supporter of an organization that helps children overcome stuttering among other causes, which also good guy, Greg. Great. We already knew he was a good guy. Sure. Good guy, Paul Rudd.
So Greg is finally like, alright. Like, now I like Paul Rudd. So now he's looking for a new actor to hate. Okay. He's like, now I've gotta come up with somebody new to hate because I like Paul Rudd now.
Well, here's here's somebody he might not be put on his don't like list. Keanu Reeves. What? Again, not because he's a bad person. He's a good action star, not a great actor.
Not a good actor. Right. Absolutely not. And so I was reading a little bit about Jennifer Garner, and somebody said it's just this overacting facial expression thing, and it's these overacted emotions Overacted. That are just icked.
They go ick when they sit, and maybe that's what it is. Maybe I just she doesn't resonate with me. Okay. And it's not personal. Okay.
I have no problems with her as a human being, and I'm sure he heard about Paul and went, yeah. Paul's a good guy. I can like Paul. I don't hate Paul. Like, I don't hate Jennifer Garner.
I just don't care for her acting. Her overacting? Acting. You heard it right. I don't know.
It's just there's something about her. I can't put my finger on it, but something isn't right with me. And I see her, and I go like, no. Okay. I get it.
She's not for everybody. Yeah. Like, she is for me. Yeah. That's great.
She's lovely. Yeah. And she was in Alias, which I wanted to really get into Alias. I just couldn't. I don't know that show.
Oh, it was, it's an Abrams show. Spy. Isn't she a spy? I don't know the whole thing. Yeah.
Yeah. She is. There it is. Becomes an international spy for its secret branch of the CIA. So yeah.
I can't think. I know there is somebody that I just don't like and everybody does like. I just can't think of who that person is. Dafoe. Willem Dafoe?
Yeah. Yeah. I kinda don't like him. I was trying to think of people you've listed. Jon Voigt.
What? These are old people. I mean, that doesn't matter, but, like, they're not relevant anymore. People that I know you're not into. Yeah.
But it's not like everybody's like, oh, I love Jon Voigt. I think there are people that do. You don't like Billy Bob Thornton? Again, one thing you were thinking about a trend. You're picking the most random people.
Daniel Radcliffe? There's a younger one. I don't mind Daniel Radcliffe. Okay. Next.
I don't know. Jonathan Bailey. Stop it. Stop it. Gen z is saying adios, ranch.
What are they using instead? Like, they don't like ranch. Well, they're wrong. They don't It's delicious. Don't like regular ranch.
What kind of ranch do they like? Boring ranch. They like flavor twists. So they like jalapeno ranch Nice. And garlic ranch and chipotle ranch.
Bacon ranch. Bacon ranch. Yeah. And buffalo ranch. I don't disagree.
Pizza ranch. And Yeah. You know what pizza ranch is? Ranch you dip your pizza in. Pickle ranch.
Do you know what buffalo ranch is? Ranch you dip your buffalo wings in. Yeah. But it's also ranch that you No. I know.
Dump those. Spicy sausage. Yeah. No. I I'm on board with that.
I'm cool with that. And as we've talked in in years past, and we've talked about it a lot. Have we? Grocery store ranch is gross. All ranch is gross.
No. That's not true. It's the the bottled ranch that you get is no bueno. And there are much better ranches, and we've actually tried several, some made locally that are very good. Okay.
You're right. And those ranch dressings are Are good. Good. Yeah. They're good for dipping.
They're good on salads. There there is some good ranch out there. But when you go to a restaurant and they have a good ranch dressing, you can't buy that just at the store. You say homemade ranch. Can I get it to go cups so I can take this ranch dressing off?
Can I get it to go jar? Because I can't be bothered to eat my leftovers with my bottled ranch at home. Correct. I know what you're saying. Now that being said, I can understand why people would say, ranch is gross because I agree just the bottled ranch is not it.
No. It's not. But if you could get your hands on good ranch, plain good ranch is good. That's all I have to say about it. All you have to say?
Yep. And you can mix in all kinds of stuff. You can mix in taco seasoning. Boom. You got taco ranch.
They think ranch Gen z'ers think ranch is overrated. They also don't really like mayonnaise that much, and I'm with them. They're wrong. Mayonnaise is gross. No.
It's not. Yeah. Miracle Whip is gross. Mayonnaise is great. I eat mayonnaise on my sandwiches because what else am I gonna put on my sandwiches?
Mustard. It grosses me out to get it out of the jar. It does. And I don't like it on my hands. And if there's too much mayonnaise and it's dripping out of my sandwich, I'm done eating that sandwich.
No way. Yeah. Way. No way. Yeah way.
Really? Yeah way. I like to make my grilled cheese. I do I know you do. Mayonnaise on the bread instead of butter.
I disagree. I don't like that. So good. It's too much mayonnaise. It it crisps up so nice.
No. Butter is so much better. No. It's not. Make an egg sandwich?
No. Butter. No. Mayonnaise on the bread. I thought you said you said make an egg sandwich.
I thought you were saying mayo and egg and bacon. Make an egg. Make an make an egg. Mayo bacon egg. That's what I see.
A making. Yeah. I see. Make an egg sandwich. Make an egg.
Genius. Make an egg sandwich. I like that. I thought that's what you were saying. Nice.
Mayo bake an egg, a make an egg. That's cool. That's cool. Yeah. See?
I'm gonna make a make an egg. No. A butter egg an egg. Butter egg an egg. See?
No. It doesn't work. No. It doesn't flow this egg. As cool.
But tastes better. No. You're wrong. Chantel, it's time for would you rather this or that? Okay.
I've been doing Thanksgiving this or that's for the past Forever. 3 weeks since November started. I'm really out of ideas, but I'm still trucking along. Here we go. Alright.
Here we go. I'm I'm with you. Would you rather have an endless supply of your favorite Thanksgiving dessert, but no turkey, or have the perfect turkey, but no dessert at all? All desserts. I can find something else to eat for the mains.
Yeah. I know. I'm not worried about that. No. Dessert all the way.
Yeah. If I had no turkey but unlimited desserts Yes. Fine? Please. Fine.
I thought you were gonna pick turkey. I really did. I'm shocked. I like pumpkin pie. Me too.
I like that, chocolate pudding pie Me too. A lot. What other pies do I like? Pie. Nope.
Coconut cream pie. I could take it or leave it. I do like that one. Raspberry pie? No.
That's unless it's seedless. What Cherry pie is good. I like cherry pie. A la mode. It's gotta be a la mode.
All of that. Apple pie? Nah. But that's just pies. There's pumpkin cake rolls.
Love it. Pumpkin cheesecake. Good. I made an apple crisp cheesecake Yes. Last year.
Yeah. It was delicious. That was a it was a treat. I like a chocolate eclair. Those are nice.
Never had that on Thanksgiving. Why not? Why not? Indeed. How about a doughnut?
Sure. Why not? Have a doughnut. As desserts. You know?
Sugar high. Yeah. Diabetes. But then I'll just have to, you know, wash it down with a bunch of starches as well. And some protein.
You'll need some protein in there. What can I have? At some point. A chicken. You could have chicken.
A chicken. Yeah. A chicken. Alright. Would you rather this or that?
Desserts, it sounds like, from all of us? Alright. Yep. Good deal. The year was 1963.
The president was John f Kennedy at the time. Do you know what he did? Did he pardon the first turkey? He did. That's exactly right.
He was the 1st president to pardon a live turkey for Thanksgiving. It happened in 1963, and it's been going on, for a long time since. Now there is a well known story about Abraham Lincoln sparing the life of a turkey that was going to be Christmas dinner in 18/63 after his young son grew attached to it and wanted to keep it as a pet. Not every single president since JFK has pardoned a turkey. Richard Nixon passed on it.
He said, turkey is good. Oh, shame on you. Let's see what else happened. Oh, well, this year, president Joe Biden, he will use his presidential pardon power today. He will save a pair of turkeys, from being Thanksgiving dinner.
This will happen at the White House South Lawn. Today? Yeah. Today. Two large turkeys each weighing £40.
Oh, you look like you're scared. And sent to live out the remainder of their lives in Farm America. That's an agricultural interpretive center in Minnesota, which by the way, Minnesota, number one place for turkey meat. That's where that's where they grow all the turkeys. Minnesota.
When you are saying these turkeys are actually going to live on a farm Sure. In farm America. Actually going to go live on a farm. Yeah. Farm America.
They're not going to go live on a farm. No. No. No. They're they're actually gonna go live in this agricultural interpretive center in Minnesota.
Okay. Well, that's where they're gonna go hang out. So Wow. That's happening. Happy retirement, turkey.
There you go. Yep. You made it. You got the big garden. Phewy.
Yep. Saved for another day. That's right. Hey. That's gonna do it for the show.
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