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From the newest hits to the most classic of trash, Gabby and Chyenne are here to dish on the history, production and greatest moments reality TV has to offer.
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Yo, it's Gorilla Central out there. Get the fuck out. Juiceheads everywhere. uh
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Welcome to boob tube
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real podcasters now. Gabby, how's your swish swig over there? Amazing. Oh God, I just inhaled. What's in your soda? Um, the the Holy Spirit. What's in yours, Liv? Water. Yeah. Girl saved. Water.
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We are doing- Oh my God, holy water! Holy Okay, we're good. There we go. There we Yes, holy water, holy water. We are very religious today. We are best in the light of the Lord. Ready?
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All right. Because we are doing the secret lives of Mormon wives this week.
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Right, so I just want to know, what do you guys know about Mormonism? What is your... Well, let our lovely guest, Liv, go first. Yeah. What I knew before is that they were a little bit... Mormonism teaches that trillions of planets scattered throughout the cosmos are ruled by countless gods who once were human like us.
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They say that long ago on one of these planets, an unidentified god if one of his god is wives, a spirit child named Elohim was conceived. I'm a little bit crazy to think that Jesus was born in, you know, fucking Utah of America. So a bit like, hmm, what's going on here? And then they had garments. I was confused with the Amish. I'm so sorry. Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows. No, it's... Garments. was like...
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I don't fucking know what that even means. Like you just wear fucking like shorts under your shirt. What is this? Whatever. Essentially, they wear like big old boxer briefs. Like I think some go down to just like kind of like above your knee just a little bit. And then they wear like a V-neck shirt that it's like all like see-through ish. I don't know. I mean, would we classify it as like olden day Spanx possibly? Maybe to explain to people, our viewers, it could just be, you know, Spanx.
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Could be. Could be. It's it's Holy Spanx because it keeps the Holy Spirit sucked in ya. That's the spank right there. um Yes. Cheyenne, what do you know about Mormonism? The only thing I ever thought about Mormons because I listened to a whole bunch of true crime. um
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The first and only time that I was ever exposed to a Mormon, they killed their kids. So yeah, I just thought they were psychopaths and like, yeah. Yeah, it's okay. I have a weird fascination with Mormons. Oh, do tell. So from my like basis, understanding is they are a very kind of new.
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more like Christianity. Well, they're more, but they're also called the the LDS um church and their ideas are kind of very foreign, I guess, because
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Let me just go through some of the rules. Okay. No sex before marriage. I failed already. complete fidelity after marriage. So Latter-day Saints believe the family is essential to God's plan. So we don't do anything that could jeopardize that. uh Okay, sure. mean, you know what? One half of that I kind of agree with, you know, don't cheat on your partner. Yeah. No sex before marriage.
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I fucked up. I have three kids and I'm not married. Well, there you go. Stay in school, kids. Stay in school, kids. Make sure to wear that magical underwear. uh No alcohol or drugs. fucked up. Yeah, same. uh This is the one.
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no dishonesty. So they can't lie. So they're like little Abraham Lincoln's going in because they can't lie. because, you know, they say that they're like, they strive to, guess, to have no dishonesty, but they, you know,
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We're going to get into it, but all these ladies lie all over all over the place. Spinners. This is the one that kind of caught me off guard when I first heard it. But donate 10 percent of your income to.
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charity and the building up of the kingdom of God. So 10 % of your income goes to the church. Okay. Yeah. kind of government type shit is that? Utah, think is very separate from the government because the long ish history of Mormonism is for the longest time, they did not get along with the American government. Like they actually had
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when they set up in Utah by Brigham Young, um the next quote unquote prophet after Joseph Smith, um after Joseph Smith was assassinated in a mob. So Brigham Young was like, okay, we are a Mormon nation. So anyone who steps in the Utah who is not Mormon, we will get rid of them.
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This is giving what? Gabby, Jesus Christ. The Mormon Jesus Gabby wrote the Book of Mormon. That's what this is giving. I mean, I went outside uh an angel called Moroni. The Nephites records were supposedly written on golden plates and buried by Moroni. So Mormon names are fucking insane. I do have to say Moroni. And he came to me. I like I said, I listen to a podcast about Mormonism.
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So I It may seem like I know a lot about this stuff, but this is just coming from face value But yeah, Maro and I will cut comes down shows me golden plates that only I can see no one else can see Only I and I have to look at them through like a little hat a hat. Well
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I think it's like a little like top hat or something or it's like a little like sack thing that he looked into because he was the only one who could see it and no one else. It's giving delusional. No wonder why these secret lives of Mormon wives, ladies are delusional as well. It's little delulu, but it's going back to like the whole Utah and the government. It's like the way that they I think run their government is like fairly like, I mean,
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pull it up their editor if this is true or not but I feel like a lot of it is probably interconnected so maybe on paper they're like oh I gotta cut your balls off now huh you're not ready to change faith right now we respect that we're separate because the whole United States must be the separation of church and the state but
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This is in politics of new America. No, is boob tube. This is boob tube. So anyways, in Utah, there's churches everywhere and grand, grand temples. And it is insane. And I think a lot of that comes from people's 10%. So it doesn't matter if you're rich.
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or middle income or lower income. If you're part of the Mormon church, you have to tithe 10%. What happens if you don't though? You would probably be in a lot of trouble. I don't know if you're kicked out of the was going say, do think they would maybe be shunned? They would probably like, I'm not sure if it's like sort of like the same shunning, like say if you like were having premarital sex or were be LGBTQ plus or anything like that. I think it's more or less of like
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like you're publicly shunned. Like, oh, they didn't give their tithing. So we're going to separate themselves from us. Like them from whatever. they're no longer- until everyone, they didn't pay their 10%. Oh, for these fucking Mormons, like the images of Mormons from like this TV show, they're all fucking petty. And they talk a lot of shit. They do. Oh yeah. Oh my God. That's all they do. So moving on. uh
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Do not view pornography. See, I think a lot of chrish like heavily Christian sex. that not a loophole though? Why is that a Just watch porn and then play with yourself. Then they're being abstinent. No, because- Is that not a loophole? I- you would think maybe, but I would have a feeling like you're still like committing sin, which is uh that- which is the sin is thou shalt not covet. And I have no idea what that means.
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So does anyone, anyone, okay, anyone in this room know what thou shalt not covet? It's like, like when you want something like in a really nasty way. So we love our human thesaurus dictionaries. So I'm, my whole question is this. So like, that's what it's like, don't covet thy neighbor's wife. if you're like, Oh, what a neighbor's wife. Also, I find it funny that you think Christians are allowed to jerk off.
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That's uh
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uh thou shalt not covet why does that apply to adultery and not um money like thou shall not covet all this cash
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and you know, that whole like thing of... need to bring it to the church. You do? Okay. You need to bring this to the church. think you might be onto something. I think we're way past that now. I think they're like, thou shall not covet except for money. Except because we like to have our swig and we like to have our big old temples. Oh yeah, they're Americans. Let's swing to that, baby. I have no more ice in mine because...
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Alright, um... Again, moving on. There's- there are more rules! There are a lot of rules that we have to follow. No swearing, one piercing, no caffeine, alcohol, no tattoos, your body's a temple. We're not supposed to have sex before marriage, which... oops. Have kids by the time you're 21, or in my case, at 16.
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Love the foundation of our church. Love, family, service. You're trying to be an example of a higher way of living. uh So, spoiler alert, these women don't do that. No! No, none of that. Like, all they do is swear. They... Couple of them have tattoos. They do. uh Couple... like, couple of them do drink.
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Yeah. Oh, yeah. They do do ketamine. Which is weird. Not the ketamine. Not the ketamine. Oh, yeah. So.
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For those who are wondering, uh like our sweet, sweet video boy, Dylan, uh ketamine is a fast acting anesthetic used in medical or veterinary surgery. If misused, can cause harmful and long lasting effects. uh So, ketamine. So I want to take a, take a guess. uh I want people to guess what ketamine is also known as. I already know.
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Same. Yeah. Oh, we're fart smellers. All right. Well, horse tranquilizer. Well, then tell me. The horse tranquilizer. No, I'm saying like what is like what it's also known as like the street names. Oh, Special K. Yeah. Okay. We Special K. That's the one I know. Okay. It's also known as blind Kit Kat. Kit Kat? Break me off a piece of that. Break me off a piece of that catamom. Don't do drugs, kids.
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Unless you're a Mormon and you go to ketamine therapy. Yeah. Vitamin K and cat tranquilizers, which I...
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I've always heard of it as a horse tranquilizer. That's what I always thought of it as. heard anything else other than Special K. Interesting. So that's what these women do. They do ketamine as a loophole for... have laughing gas. Laughing gas. Oh yeah. They do laughing gas. Which is fucking hilarious because then you'll see...
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get Botox. Like I would low-key never get laughing gas for Botox but I'll do it today just for fun. I've never had that. Why not? Am I not gonna get high for free? It's the rule.
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In the LDS religion, we do not smoke, do not drink, but when this mom talk group gets VOTOX, they'll get laughing gas, and it's a party. It's a party! Like, honestly, do anything else. Let's go. It's insane. high for High off laughing gas. High off laughing gas. gosh. Right.
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So there's one more thing I do have to mention. uh No gambling, which is going to come up. yeah. So they've broken every single rule. Yeah, they've broken. Yeah. Everyone in the show has broken every single rule except for Michaela's husband, because I don't think there's a thought behind that man's head. And I think he's just there for Michaela. And you know what? oh
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He probably was 16 when they had their baby too. That's probably his whole life is just probably revolving around her and you know what? I love a male wife Good on him because I feel like she's just like raking in the tik-tok money Yeah, you know what? I love a male wife. Let's go so
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The Secret Life of Mormon Wives um is based off something called Mom Talk. Mom Talk. Oh, fuck. Yeah. So the group began in January 22. Take another sip of that? Yep. There we go.
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So the group began in January 2022, where the Utah-based social media influencers, including uh Taylor Frankie Paul, who has, she kind of deemed herself the creator of MomTalk. Now, it might've been debated if it's just started, Taylor Frankie Paul, but she's like the center of it all.
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So they decided to band together and uh tag their videos with mom talk. So what they wanted to do was to create something that was like empowering for women. And we love that. We love that. The only thing is the way that they act on the show, I feel like is not empowering. And when I say that, I'm not saying of like that gross, you know, thing of being like, oh, they show my skin, whatever, blah, blah, blah, blah. It's not that it's not that it's the constant kiss.
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The pettiness, the going behind their back. The bitchiness. The bitchiness. pettiness. And the disregard of their like women's feelings and the way that they like talk about each other. Like they're not for the girls. No. They're for themselves. Yeah, definitely. Sisters are doing it for themselves literally. um Right. So we know what Mormonism is now. All right, another drink. Holy.
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It's early again guys, in these early morning recordings, it's probably should stop. always flood my lines and so I feel like there's gonna be a compilation of me some of these days and it's gonna be like me like 20 minutes of me just completely stumbling all over the place. So we're gonna go with the OG
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mom talkers. So we have Taylor Frankie Paul. Now, she was the one who kind of like started mom talk, as I said, but she was the one who decided to expose the swinging scandal. Oh, um where? So for those who don't know what is swinging? oh, oh, oh, um so from what I gauge.
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swinging is when you're in a couple and you swap and you swap and you kind of take turns and you... They were talking about spin the bottle. Yeah. Playing fucking spin the bottle at that big age. anyways, I'm not spin the bottle and fucking kissing each other. Like, I don't know. a little... It's not my cup of tea, but weird. you know. What I thought was in this...
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like soft swinging. I thought they were like just doing mouth stuff on each other's partners, but apparently that isn't true. What we've learned is they've, um, so they had sex.
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It's like, so Taylor, Frankie, Paul and Miranda McQuarter, is she comes, which is one of the OG mom talkers, but she left the group before season one was filmed and then she came back. We don't get to see her season two. like season two when she came back. So with that, Taylor, Frankie, Paul and Miranda would.
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not swap husbands? Well, you know what? Swap husbands in the sort of sense is that they would kiss the husbands and then maybe one of them would have been blindfolded and one the husbands would kiss them and then they would try to guess and it would be... okay, whatever. Can you guess who? It's a mystery.
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All the husbands look the same. They do. They I think Zach is a weirdo. Weird looking man. As soon as he cut his hair, I was like, oh. Oh, the blonde. Oh my God. And he's like a French fry. Oh my God. It's so scary. Like ramen noodles. Oh my God. It's not good. So do you have to say.
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Zach, feel like with the haircut looks better than he did with that like stupid ramen hair. Yeah. When it was long. But still it's still not not a good look, bud. uh Anyways, so the soft swinging, I would be like, yes, they would kiss other people's partners, but they would have sex in this on the same bed with their own partners, ah which is, guess, called parallel. I can't say this word.
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Parallel. Parallel? Thank you. You're welcome. Play. where they would have sex. Parallel play? Yeah. That apparently is what it's called. Ew. I mean, it could be Why is there a fucking name for that? There's a name for anything, Freaking. Holy shit. so funny. Yep. That's what they were doing. They were having sex with their own partners in the same room, in the same bed, shower, whatever.
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Um, so are you not bumping into each other? Like, was this a king size? Okay. Did someone fall off the bed? Like the shower? Like I need to know because I was confused. If you message Taylor, Frankie, say asking her to clear the air, she will tell you more.
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because she brings up fucking everything. I need details. She loves to talk about it. She loves to about I thought the swinging scandal would have been done by season two. I thought it was just been them moving literally just the beginning. It's just the fucking beginning. That's Taylor, Frankie, Paul.
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That's her whole swinging scandal. So because of that scandal, she decided to release it to the whole world during TikTok Live. oh Taylor sent shockwaves through her following announcing that she was getting a divorce. started having parties really wild things ended up on Reddit because of one of the moms from mom talk my blood was boiling I got on a TikTok live 50 to 60 000 people we would have parties and there was a group of us that were into
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It was more like orgies. The guys were like, whoa, like our wives just did that. It happened several times. I have made out with all of the husbands. And that's where things just kind of like blew up. oh the way that she made it sound is like she was making It sounds like all of All of them. Well, I made out with all of the husbands kind of sounds like, you know, I'm making out with all of the husbands. Yeah.
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So turns out, I guess she was not. It was just, I don't know. I don't know what the whole story, keeps changing. Yes. um So I needed Taylor, Frankie, Paul to do a polygraph test. Yes. And let's get to the bottom of this. It's going to be like a new true crime sort of deal where all three of us are going to get down to the bottom. This is going to be like, it's going to be like my Pepe Silvia. Who's the real swinger and who was involved? Like I'm going to have a cork board full of red string.
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So then, uh so Taylor Frankie Paul, she gets divorced from her husband. um Because he said he caught feelings or he had he actually just had a sex dream about so.
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It's all scrambled together. So this is it's very confusing. Yeah, Taylor Franky Paul divorces her husband and Miranda McWhorter, her husband apparently had a sex dream about Taylor Franky Paul. And then Taylor Franky Paul said that because of that, she in that because of that sex dream, uh Miranda's husband was, I guess, in love with her in her mind. But
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So Miranda gets divorced too. So there is like a new relationship with Taylor with Dakota. Now this relationship. Oh my fuck. It's.
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It's toxic, it is very toxic. He gives a really bad name to Dakota's. Just saying. Yeah. It is like honestly the fucking worst thing. He's a goober. He is a goober. uh He is also really, really shitty towards her. And he honestly just makes me want to.
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punch a hole in the wall. He's like a Grant level. From Temptation Island, Grant, do y'all remember I feel like if you took like Grant and Ronnie together from Jersey Shore, put them together. Have you watched Jersey Shore? I haven't, no. I'm gonna get on it. No, I shouldn't have said that. shouldn't have admitted that. I shouldn't have said that! It's okay, it's okay. It's okay, it's It's okay. Well, we'll bring you over to the Shua. To the Shua.
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Okay. Okay, back to these Mormon lives. Okay, Dakota is a piece of shit. We hate him. Ronnie and Grant together, you get a fucking Dakota. You know, or truck, I should say. Look at that stupid truck.
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It is obnoxiously large and there's no way this guy is working at construction jobs. Skinny jeans though, like you're 31. Skinny jeans is crazy, Little dick energy. Yeah, little penis energy. so the whole, I guess, sort of conflict between Taylor, Frankie, Paul, Taylor, Frankie, Paul, yes, sorry. ah And Dakota.
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is so Dakota um apparently while he was hooking up with um Taylor he was also hooking up with another woman um but he's a sinner he is a big ol sinner and I feel like with um Dakota
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At first I was like, he gets kind of a bad rap, especially from Taylor's mom, which I hate Taylor's mom. Taylor's mom is like such a judgmental and fucking. She's a gaslighter. She is. It's crazy. Dylan. It's not an episode unless Dylan drops. Dylan! I've got a tight space guys. Stop dropping it. I'm going to go full on like.
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Dakota has an addiction.
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Okay, that doesn't define who he is as a person. Dakota, he has a pretty crazy backstory. He's a recovering addict. I mean, he almost died from fentanyl. See, that doesn't make him a bad person. No, not at being an addict. Addiction is an awful thing that affects a lot of people. Now what does make him a bad person is his constant gaslighting. Right. And that's why we will make fun of you until the day we die. I will clock that hairline for the longest time because he always has a
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on until the times when in season two where he has the hat off for confessionals and you could see he's thinning a little bit at the top. And you're 31 bro you're probably 33 by now because this I'm sure was like two years ago but still yeah you're young so I can't talk shit though because I'm actually starting to lose my hair and I just turned 31 so. Oh well um. Shit.
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I'm stapling all my hair back to go to Turkey! Let's get the Elon Musk special. Let's go! Right. So anyways, that's Taylor and Dakota. We're gonna see more of them later. Taylor gets pregnant by him and... Twice though. Twice? would think after the first time, would have been like...
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Maybe this was a sign from God, maybe not. Yeah. And then you go back and do it again. Yeah. And you're fucking confused. So when he fucking cheats on you. Wild. So I a ball of coal was actually so this is what I don't like Taylor for a lot of reasons. She's.
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She gets in a lot of shit and I feel like she continuously brings up stuff. She gets on my nerves. And like the biggest thing is for me is- gets on my nerves. She really does. Like Taylor, I- Chill babe. Chill. Just get your life together. But we're going to play clip eight because this is like a serious sort of like, this is also why before you do, I have to say filming stopped.
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for like a good cup, like eight months because of uh Miss Taylor got arrested.
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911, what is the city and address of the emergency? There's like domestic violence, like somebody is screaming like get off me. There is a woman screaming. There's like the garage door keeps opening and shutting. It sounds like she's trying to get out. I don't know if the kids are there right now because I think she she shares time with her husband.
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Yeah, so that was the 911 call. I'm not going to share like the whole clips that they have like on the actual television show. If you want to watch it, go watch it. um But yeah, it's such a shitty situation because like she goes like, this is towards the end of the episode. No, I don't know how they edited this, but I think it made it seem like she found out she was pregnant.
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but she might've had an atopic pregnancy. But I don't know the whole timeline, because it seems like once she got arrested, she was still pregnant, but she was also drinking at this time. She was very much giving a roller coaster ride. Don't know where it's gonna stop or go. Yeah, and it's just like their whole situation is toxic. So it's...
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It's just a bad situation. we stepped away from Sammy and Roni. Come on, what is going on?
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I feel like Sammy and Ronnie were like worse. Oh, I agree. 150 % because so like what's with all these freaking toxic gross insane reality TV couples? Jesus Christ. It's probably like producers like people need to go watch TV and be like, oh, I don't want that to be my relationship and then learn from things. Yeah, I'm sure a lot of people if it's our TV, it has to be true guys. So like go watch it. God.
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Listen to Cheyenne, everything on TV is true. Duh. Just like if it's on the internet, it's real.
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So my mom will tell you that. Obviously. Right. So I think we're we're we've been on Taylor, Frankie, Paul for a long time. So let's move on before we go to break to Whitney. Leave it. Oh, my. Oh, my God. I fucking hate her. I don't like so fucking God. The one that so I just say I do not like Whitney, but I feel like she is the best dressed in my opinion.
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I wasn't even worried about their outfits. Her fucking voice just... know. Oh my gosh. Yeah, I don't I know. And it's hilarious. like that she cut out all of her bad hair extensions though. That's true. I like that. That's true. I do like the bob. The bob is really cute. I do like the bob. I hate her though.
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She's the worst. um So how about we just pull up clip 12 because to see how Whitney has LDS values. Being a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, I have values and standards that I'm choosing to uphold by. feel like me, Jen, and Macy are the most devout out of the whole group and others who drink alcohol once in a while. em
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Two polar opposites there. So I have feeling like she is, she doesn't drink, she doesn't do drugs. She, she's faithful to her man, all that stuff. But I feel like the don't be dishonest one, she just does all the time. No, literally. And like who was dishonest with her? Her fucking husband when he was on, what was it, Tinder, not fucking other girls, just talking to them and sending nudes. Okay. That's why you went to Hawaii. Get Thank you. Get the fuck. It's because like why?
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They went to Hawaii, but it's also probably like cuz Taylor's like, oh they went to Hawaii because I bring up the swinging scandal. Okay Okay, I think it's probably just for her husband to do like maybe like a fidelity Sort of sanctuary. I don't know man, but she started off so good though. She gave the first episode I was like, wow. Yes, she's speaking wisdom And then she fucking started opening her mouth and I was like, oh no
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and going and going and and going and going going and going and going and going and going and going going going going going and going and going and going and going and going going going
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on TikTok. And I was like, who the fuck would do that? Like, what the hell? And when I see it on the show, I was like, this all makes sense. This all makes sense. Honestly. you're psychopath. OK, cool. Cool. Cool. OK, so let's roll the clip and then we will be back after these messages. uh
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In that video, people felt that I was using my child's sickness for clout and for attention. You are. Everyone was so quick to forgive Taylor online for swinging.
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And then I just feel like I still get shredded to pieces almost every single video. For good reason. Swapping husbands or kissing other women or dancing next to your sick child in hospital. Y'all figure out what you think. We'll come back after the break. Yeah, let's save it for after the break.
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Shrooty Pupples, freaking Whitney.
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Okay, I don't, I'm talking about now, I'm dead. So dumb. She hates it. I didn't like send out 80 texts like talking about like the intention behind the night. That's fine. It's fine, Whit. So what was the night?
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So it was the Galentine's Day. um want to show that clip of Whitney after watching her dance in front of her very sick child to really drive home that Whitney is a mean girl. She's mean. She's so like way past Regina George mean. Yes. Mean, mean, mean. So with Whitney, she it was Demi's Galentine's Day and Demi told whatever.
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Gabby is not well with pronouncing names. No, I'm not. You'll that very quick. is Demi. It's Demi, but there we go. You know what? It's it's fine. uh Demi is awful in the end. so with Demi, she told the group a very, a very like
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intimate story between her and her geriatric husband, Brett. She's a 90 year old husband. with uh Demi, she is married to her husband Brett, is like what, 46 and she's like 26 ish. That's fine. know, it's, I mean. Okay, girl.
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You know, whatever. Whatever floats your boats, guess. Oh, your goats. Oh, whatever. I don't care right now. He's old. He's old. And she's not. apparently, told him that Brett said that her nether regions tasted like fruity pebbles, which is...
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Scrum diddly umptious. Scrum diddly umptious. I'm a weapon detective on an inside case. There's a dude who wants your pebbles cause he loves the f****g taste. He loves the f****g taste. You know, whatever. But, um, so Whitney thought it would be funny to bring a whole box of fruity pebbles as a joke saying like, ha ha. Remember when Brett said that your pussy tastes like fruity pebbles? Here you go. Um, you know what?
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Without the context, I thought that'd be like really fucking funny. um But I can understand why Demi got really upset because she's probably like, oh, this was like um a private moment that I talked to without the cameras being present. that's what makes it a little bit different because like fair if you know.
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There was no cameras. Your life is literally on a television show. is what it is. But if you try to, you know, separate yourself a little bit, yes, then people should respect that. And I respect that. So, yeah, yeah. Like, I'm not going to say like, you know, Cheyenne had told me. So this very private sexual thing. Like, hey, Robert said that your vagina tasted like Captain Crunch. Not the Captain Crunch. Oh, God.
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That was me crunching. Oh, that's That's Josh is a girl's girl if nobody knew that by now. Oh, yeah. Right. So that was Whitney. We know she's a mean girl. So.
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With Whitney, she got a lot of backlash for the Nick U dance because m her child um had a very, like very bad sickness. um They brought him to the hospital and they're just like, she was like, oh, he was doing better. But I thought like to make it happy, I would like, you know, do a happy dance.
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And the way she was like, she started it and then she goes down and she kisses like the top of her kid's head. And then she just fucking like, All right, let's all, let's all do our little dance. Liv is like, I'm not, I'm not here. uh Yeah. So that was Whitney. Wild. A wild. So.
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She leaves the group after a bunch of fights. They go... That she causes. She causes a lot of them. um she goes and... So they all went... The biggest fight that there was, um they were in at a... I want to say like a retreat, like a girls' retreat. um
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in this very nice condo-esque Airbnb where it has like a jacuzzi pool but anyways so they go and they have fun I guess but they have Demi brings out a truth box not the truth box not the truth box um so I'm bringing the truth box next episode I hope y'all are ready I'm I cannot do that um there's actually a war game called stir the pot and it is
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honestly like the worst thing because they'll ask you questions and then it's like the truth box. Interesting. admit something or you would say this person is like this and then sometimes it could be very hurtful and it made me cry. Gabby is a fugly slut. Do not trust her. XOXO. XOXO. Gossip girl. That goes in the burn book. goes in the burn Read it weep.
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Oh my God. the thing about that like truth is it was personalized. I thought that it was just like a card game and stuff. No, that was fucking personalized for each person. And I was like, wow. Yeah. Wow. These bitches are unhinged. They're very unhinged. And I swear I will get through them. But first, let's let's bring up the whole dynamic that happens when they play something like this.
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And when they get together and they're like, wow, ah they are not good friends. You didn't confront me first. And I feel like now you're like notorious for doing this for a lot of people, like calling Taylor white trash.
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Whitney is the smirk. said I was too Mormon for her. She also told me that Demi called Taylor white trash. Demi called Taylor white trash. Demi called Taylor white trash. That is insane. I don't want to play anymore. Even now in hindsight watching that back with Jen.
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Yeah. I'm like, oh my gosh, you were a part of the problem too. Everyone. It's all of them. Everyone. No one is safe. one is innocent. No. um So moving on, we have Macy Neely. I like Macy. Yeah, Macy was she's a real ass bitch. I think so too. She's just kind of been like the mediator of the group. So because she's like.
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that bridge between Whitney and mom talk. there's, mean, we do know that she is a boss ass bitch because she has her own company called Baby Mama. If she your baby mama, she gonna be your baby mama work. She gonna put it on. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Back to reality. Yep. Back to reality. That's
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I mean, that's all she kind of is. Like, she has like this big, um, like, reveal at the end of the season where she's like this uh company launch. Um, and she's doing well. She, I feel like she has like one of the most stable relationships because her partner is just like, when, when they went to Chippendales, like, oh. You don't hear any of the bullshit. Speaking of Chippendales. Oh.
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Let me make a call right now. So before you do that, OK, OK, uh let's see what the Chippendales are. So the Chippendales is when the mom talk goes to um Las Vegas ah as Jessie is. um She she decided to um host Leila's birthday in Las Vegas and a nice Airbnb.
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and surprises the girls with Chippendales. literal surprise. Which two of the husbands, Jen's husband, troglodyte of a partner, Zach Aflac, and Dakota go because they're like, they don't want to leave. We don't want to leave our psychotically. Yeah, literally. Controlling.
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Alright, let's play clip 32 with the Chippendales and then Cheyenne will come. I'm making a call. Then she's making a call.
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So since it's Layla's birthday weekend and she is recently single and ready to mingle, I thought it would be really fun to get her the VIP package where we go backstage, we get to meet the boys before and just kind of like loosen up before the show starts. Loosen up. Okay, one sec ladies. I'm making a call. All right. So while you're making that call, um I'm just going to move on to Michaela Matthews. Okay, okay. So Michaela Matthews, uh I sort of really like her in season two.
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uh She was really really catty still but I just kind of warmed up to her. uh Oh my gosh, hi. Okay one second, I'm putting you on speaker. Alright. Hi baby. Hi. Okay I have a quick question for you. If I went on a girls weekend to Las Vegas and I was surprised with Chippendales would you be pissed at me and like threaten our relationship and say you're gonna take the kids and you know just be like crazy insane?
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No, I'd probably just laugh at you. Why? Because strippers are silly. Okay, but you wouldn't leave me? Even if I did a meet and greet with them? As long as you didn't touch any wieners. Perfect. Okay, babe. Thanks. Love you. Yeah, love you. Bye.
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Y'all hair to hair first. Just don't touch wieners, you can go see male strippers. See that was a nice reaction. Don't touch the wieners. That was a nice reaction. Let's pull up clip 34 so we can see what's a not nice reaction.
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This girl's trip would be drama-free and if there was drama maybe it'd be between the girls but somehow the drama is now with the husband. I literally have tears in my eyes because that is so sad. That is. That's so sad. Meanwhile he was gambling. He was. Meanwhile he was gambling when he was on the fucking phone with her. Like no. So that was Jen Affleck. Season two it was actually, so season one she was like
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like we're like he's like Zach's second cousins to Ben Affleck and then in there's a scene in season two where he was like uh you know that's not true right like we're not second cousins and he's gonna kill me for this yeah and so apparently that's not true anymore so um she told the whole fucking world she yes i just imagine like Ben Affleck sitting at home drinking like a
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Dunkin' Donuts just like being like, I don't know. Are we cousins? Let me go to Ancestry. Let's go to Ancestry.com. Let's check the tree. Let's just check that tree. Let's check that Bostonian tree. yes. I felt so bad for Jen in that moment. I felt so bad. The biggest thing about
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Jen and Zach's relationship is that Zach is actually a sociopath. Literally, literally. He like I don't think I've ever. I mean, sure, I guess, but like, I don't know what I was thinking, but um he's he's such a dick because like he will go and say like, oh, like, like it's against our marriage for you to go see. It's a show. You're not actually touching them. It's like strippers. You're not touching them.
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Just don't touch the weens, people. Yeah, don't touch the strippers. Number one rule. Don't touch strippers. Period. Male, female, it doesn't matter. Doesn't matter. Don't touch them. No, no, no. Non-binary, don't touch them. Don't touch. No, no, no touching. No touching. So you got matter for doing that. But then he goes and he gambles, which is against one of the big rules of Mormonism. Did you donate your 10%, Zach, to the church? Did you donate? Did you donate, though? But did you donate, though?
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Yeah, he donated with her money. He did. He's fucking paying for his medical school. he's meanwhile, he's bitching at her like, oh, oh, oh. See what they want me to shut the fuck up because watch me take this money. Let's go live. Fuck the bullshit. your rich ass parents to pay for your school. Why the fuck is she paying for school? So, yes. But apparently, oh, God, season two. He said that was a lie. I I call bullshit. That is.
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I guarantee, because he was so fucking giddy to go gambling in Las Vegas, that he was like, oh, I didn't gamble away my tuition. I didn't gamble. No, he did. He did. He did. I believe that he did. Because she's like, she looked shocked. She was like, it was a lie? Like, oh, I should have talked about this before we got on camera. No, for real. For real. this whole dynamic in the group,
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Like it's like a big fuel for a lot of the fights in season two. and it is, it's so uncomfortable. This is like a lot of contention for like both Jen and Zach. And we're going to, I'm going to actually pull up a season two clip where Zach says he's done. Cause it's like, it seems like it's snowballs because there's a Halloween party put on by Jesse, uh, one of the other Mormon.
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moms which I will talk about soon. get there guys. We'll get there I promise you there's just so much shit that happens like I You know how we anyways. I swear to J-JS not JC but JS Joseph Smith. I thought Jersey Shore anyways. I swear on Jersey Shore. So let's go to clip 60 where Zach is done because he is this this calls us like this huge brick. Woof.
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Like literally shut the fuck up and let me speak obviously you're frustrated about the whole thing and you're frustrated about Not at you at Jesse and to me guys. They're not good friends I know but I wish you wouldn't put that frustration on me and you would ask me how I'm feeling then like how you're feeling
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Jessie and Demi, because they're not good friends. You're not a good husband. No. no one is good in this situation. Oh my god. No one is good. Like, ew. So Jen, towards the end of season two, she takes a break for her mental health, which is good for her. Yes. Good for her. uh I don't know if she's going to be back for season three, but I wish well wishes, especially when you're with that
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human Q-tip. Because you are literally the sweetest, cutest, freaking human, Jen. And he, you know what? Just fucking look at him. You just need to throw the Q-tip in the girl. Let's do the Q-tip dance. And she's pregnant too? She's pregnant too. She's pregnant for... Okay, what is the... Why do these fucking Mormons keep getting pregnant? Because they don't believe... shitty baby daddies, like...
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Because they have this thing. They have this thing. It's called choose the right. They can't really date and like build these lot like lasting relationships because when it comes with lasting relationships, you build a physical connection and they can't do that because it's marriage. I know. Yeah. I think a lot of it is like, oh we've been like holding hands for the past two months. So honestly, let's just pop a baby. Let's just pop a baby. So these.
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These Mormons are so fucking repressed and I'm sorry if I'm offending Mormons, but I'm going to say it. ah There's so much repression in this, fucking society where it's just like, I cannot have sex and I cannot like experiment or do anything that will help me grow as a person and really adapt my sexuality healthily. Healthily. I'm sorry. Healthy in a healthy way. So it's just like, oh shit. ah
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I met this person, I'm attracted to them. So where you get engaged? Well, we're at BYU, which is Brigham Young University. ah And so because we're engaged, we can finally like do the do, because we're going to get married. then that's when they, that's, you know, they, meet these people for like two months, a month. Now it all makes sense. Cause they're fucking horndogs. Yeah. uh
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So I'm like, well, I might as well put a ring on it, because I'm really trying to hit that. Exactly. They do. Like, this is what they do. And then they have fucking shitty baby daddies. It is like, you know what? And that's why Zach be getting mad that they went to the strippers, because if she went and had her meet and greet, oh my god, they met. She's going to be fucking them in two hours. though he's like fucking gambling away his medical tuition. I'll give you $2,500.
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for an allowance, like nah, nah, don't even, so. Like you don't have 2,500 to gamble? Oh my God, buddy. What a sin. know. are you doing this? So Dylan, as our resident sports gambler. What? Me? Buddy, you put money on fights. Curling? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Come on. So.
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Whoa. When would you cross the line? So you have 2500 to gamble with. When would you cross the line and saying like, like, I know when to show them I know when to fold them. No way to walk away. No way to run. I've never gambled in person. it's hard to say. Never gambled in person. It's the online gambling.
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I don't know. It's such a you get such a high from it you want to chase it. It's hard. Yeah. It's a bad addiction to have. Oh, it's scary. It is. So gambling can be addiction. And if Zach has had has that as an addiction, I'm I, you know, I hope you hope him the best with that. But also he's a bit of a bitch. He is a bitch. I'm going to say it. I'm sorry.
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You know, he's a fucking Q-tip. We already said this. Exactly. Like he is a bitch. Yeah. Uh, so that was Jen Affleck. I'm to move on from them because it's, it's continuous. It's getting tiring. Um, so then we've got Michaela Matthews, which is when I was, uh, about to say before lovely Robert picked up the phone. Uh, so Michaela, she's grown on me. Um, cause she has like a autoimmune disease and, um,
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She's dealing a lot with a lot of skin issues and as someone who has like eczema and dermatitis, like I can kind of relate. I'm like, yeah. I can kind of relate with that. all the dry skin. Whoa, whoa, whoa. It's my turn now. Okay. Cheers to all the dry skin girlies. And so. And it's been revealed that Michaela has been through a lot of trauma in her life and
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that kind of like made me like really soften towards her because at first I was like oh she's being really shady but then I come to realize she's being shady because this is her found family and she's very protective of it so I love her yeah I think she's the cutest sweetest soul thing and her husband um let's just go quickly
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So when I- on him too much. I love him. I'm sorry, but I love him so much. ah He is literally like, there is a clip. I slowed this down and so much because it was like a fraction of a second where you have this man, Michaela's husband. I'm sorry, I'm blanking on your name. I can't remember his name either. all these men mixed together. But I know it's him because I've seen him with like this blank like expression on his face. Not a thought behind those eyes.
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Perfect, perfect man, perfect male wife. You want me to slow it down even more? If you can. I can, yeah. Let's go to clip 46. I'm doing the blank stare with them.
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Look, not a thought behind the eyes. uh
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I love this guy.
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Honestly, to me, like, he seems like the least problematic husband. That's why I said you need to be nice. Yeah, he seems like the Because we love him! We do. like, there's a scene where Michaela is revealing some very traumatic things and he's there, like, right beside her, rubbing her back, but also having the very blank stare on his face. Like, this man has no emotion.
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but we love him and, you know, cheers to you bud. Cheers to you. Cheers to you. Staying in your own lane, not doing anything. Not being a piece of shit. Yeah. a bitch or a cutie. Yeah. He's just, he's just there for a good time. We We love you Kate. Snaps for this king. Yes. So when watching this is one thing that may be like really uneasy is when Michaela
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Uh, she's, like I said, she went through a couple, some very heavy trauma in her life. So she decided to go to therapy, which is good for her. Which I feel like a lot of these women should be going to therapy. uh yeah, next season, all therapy and not just talking, airing out their grievances and not actually listening to each other or doing kidney me therapy, therapy that they work through and
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talk to with the professional. Now, I don't know if this woman is a professional because she lit a camera into the whole therapy session. we're going to play clip 64. It's not going to spell like a lot of stuff, but they've already recorded it anyways. What's going on? So what are you thinking that you want to focus on today? Maybe retouching some trauma. Okay. Yeah. So yes.
01:00:20
Natasha, honey, what are you doing? I would feel like this is such a big HIPAA violation. Like I... hired her, she's an actress. Period. I can imagine. She's trying to keep the gig going. Period. What do you want to talk about today? Yeah, she's a daily. She's, you know, she's like trying to get that $50 coupon to Swig. Right? She's trying to get over 10 % donation.
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Yeah, she's trying to make up that 10%. Yes, yes, it's community service. Yeah, you know what? Good for Michaela, snaps for Michaela, going to therapy. We're going to go to the next one. So Layla, she's a baby. She has a baby. She's like 23. Yeah. she's married. Divorced now. Then divorced.
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And has two kids? Has two kids by 23. Like, whoa. Well, I can't say anything. I had three kids by 23. Well, I'm not married or divorced, you know what? If props to women who could have kids. So I was I was playing tabletop role playing games when I was like 23. I was still living at home.
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like spending my money on six packs. Like I don't think I'd be a very good parent. Isn't that what you do now? Oh my God, called out. I swear I didn't spend all my money on six packs. Shit. I was living at home at 23 too. I was. And then I had a third kid and I had to move because there was no more room. Yeah. mean, three kids. We were out. But you know what?
01:02:15
Go to Layla. I would feel, I feel like Layla is unfortunately like, she is like that sort of person. Like she, she's like in the group, but she's like not actually a whole part of the group. And it's something that she feels like in the actual Mormon community because unfortunately Mormonism doesn't have a great track record when it comes to incorporating people of color.
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into their church. um
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I want people to take a guess of what year the Mormon Church allowed people of color to join the temple. I'm going to say 2018. No. 2007. 1978. that's still... I had no faith in them. That's true. I tell you...
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I can't come seven years. Very good guesses because it's still, um the church is still accused of perpetuating implicit racism by not apologizing, acknowledging, or adequately counteracting the effects of its past beliefs. Oh, great. Yeah, they used to think that if you weren't white, you weren't going to heaven. Yeah.
01:03:42
So everyone else you're going down under. Yeah. Unfortunately for you. With Mormonism, um they have this deal that oh people of color, especially African Americans were, you know, they they were sort of um cursed, I guess, by the Mormon like God. um
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oh Because of some transgression, um because it's...
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It's a really shitty thing that, yeah. it's like, I have a feeling. So with Mormonism, it's like an evolving religion, but not for the right reasons. It's like, we, we allow these people in because we can get more money. So I have a feeling that with the Mormonism, it's like, it's not coming from the right place. was thinking of like, cause
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I mean, with some religion. your 10%, you're allowed into the church. Yeah, because I feel like the real, the good reason of religion, religion should be accessible for everybody. Religion should be a place where people can grow as a community, not depending on m skin color, sexuality, like um economic status.
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but unfortunately with the Mormon church as we see, that is not the case. Gross. Yes. So I feel like with Layla, she had that reservations and what I want to see like more, I want to see more of Layla because she looks like a bubbly person. She got her titties done too. She did. I said, oh my God. Yes.
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They will, everybody gets plastic surgery in the Mormon church because that's how they do laughing gas. They get high for free. Yeah. They get high. They pay for their botox. I mean, free botox if you join our religion. um But yeah, I want to see more of her, but she does have a great moment. So when it was during the Halloween party, um Chase, I think his name is, um
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Miranda's ex-husband is, he's causing problems. Well, Taylor and him and Dakota are causing problems and they're yelling, screaming at each other. And so when Chase goes to leave, I guess, like go after his then girlfriend, Kate, who doesn't deserve any of this. At all. But she was talking about, fucking hate him. I fucking hate him. And I was like, so why did you fucking bring him here? I think.
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I hope that this is like maybe she might have like put that on for the camera but a part of me was just like maybe this is just her first time experiencing that side of him. It can't be though. Yeah. It can't be. Yeah. There's no way that that's the first time because people are way worse when the cameras are not on. imagine the shit he was saying when the cameras weren't on. we're going to play clip 49.
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where Layla has this just chef's kiss what she says to him. No, this is not fun. This is why you fucking showed up. I would consider my stay here extremely relevant. Where'd go? She doesn't want to be fucking around you right now. Where's your date? Right there? Go talk shit on your podcast, Chase. Don't make fun of my podcast. It's fucking lame. Don't make fun of my podcast. You know this guy has like
01:07:46
Like he's holding the fish in his Tinder bio. And he's just like, I like, I like, I like fishing. I like Hailey Bieber. I like fishing. I like fishing. like- fish emoji. Just fish emoji. Yes. So.
01:08:14
That Halloween party was unreal. It made me super uncomfy. Yes. It was not pleasant. I blame Jessie. Jessie? I wanted to put my...
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she's progressively gotten worse. She's literally the instigator. was like, oh my gosh. So she's like, yes, so let's invite problematic ex-husband of Miranda who's also not friends with Taylor, but also Chase and Taylor had a thing, but also Layla and Chase had a thing. And let's bring fucking crazy Dakota in there and just see what happens. Let's make great Let's get to the bottom of this. Also, let's do quote unquote,
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exposure therapy for Zach and Jen with the quote unquote Chippendale dancers, which was just Brett and um Jesse's husband, Jordan, which had the rhythm of a sea, like a fish just like flapping on the deck or something. So Jesse, Jesse, uh
01:09:25
coming out about Jessie, but let's first, let's go to clip four where we see her with her hair business. I thought I said, just hair too. My mind.
01:09:48
Okay, maybe my mind is in the gutter. anyways, I just, I, if you glance at it quick, it says Jay-Z. And what do you think? Jizz. Jizz? Yeah. Yeah. Unless you're like not dirty heathens like Cheyenne and I. Oh.
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No, but I feel like she is though. Cause we've seen fucking Jessie. She's the one who was sneaking liquor in. Doing all that shit. Like you, you definitely made that Jay Z. So people would think it was Jess. You can make a TikTok. It's not Jess. It's not Jess. I swear it's not Jess. It's smart. It got people talking. It did. And honestly, like it is just, she just got on my nerves so fucking much.
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and it
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The whole, um so for context, both Jessie and um Demi, not Demi, but Demi have said it right. Good job, Gabby. We had a whole entire break and she even came back and said it right. Ooh, said it right. um So they've been having issues with Zach because, you know, he's a dick.
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But then as soon as like Zach and Jessie and me get together, they're like, oh, it's actually Jen who's doing all this. She's actually like, you know, causing like, she's a liar. She's saying that she's saying that. And so that also caused a rift and then causes them to have a fight between all of them the day of the Halloween party. so that's probably intentional. I'm sure.
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as soon as after that fight, Jesse just automatically like went and grabbed that the dress that JLo once wore because as we said, it's my moment. Yeah. Jen has always said that uh Zach is related to Ben Affleck, but in truth, no. um And it's just like a lot of
01:11:59
I feel like Jessie is just really soaking in this fame. So let's go to clip 54, which is I find a very hilarious moment because the cops were called because of all the screaming. Have you watched Secret Life? Okay, I'm like, that would be the best way to describe it. Like there's gonna be any retaliation. No, these two were the problem and they left. So we're good now. Okay. Thank you guys. I'm so sorry. Thank you. Yeah.
01:12:27
Could you omit? Have you ever listened to boob tube podcast? No. The minute I get arrested. Get off. Okay. Okay. Yeah. love how you say that's like a definite thing that I am going to get arrested for.
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Place your bets when I'm getting arrested for. bowl in it. Dylan, put your money on Gabby. Yep. For the win. For the win. Something tells me I'm going to be like Snooki when she gets arrested on the beach. So Snooki gets arrested. I did see that. You did see that? Nice. Where's the beach? Where's the beach? As she's running along the beach. Yeah. Yeah, I've seen She couldn't figure out how to get onto the beach. God bless her. God bless her.
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She's another one though, Jessie, who got all the plastic surgery. Oh my God, she looks so good. She did. On the camera showing her. Like, come on. oh wow. Do you know how bad I wanted to see her vagina in that moment though? Because I would love to see how you did. No, I said I would. Oh, I thought you said, where did you find it and send it to me? I want to see what this freaking Plasti would look like.
01:13:41
You know what? I was literally intrigued and you know what? Good for her. Good for her for, you know, doing whatever she wants with her body. It does look like she got hit in the face with a shovel. I'm sorry. That's a little mean. She was so pretty in the first season. Yeah. I mean, it's super. It's the lip filler. It's just full. giving this and. Yeah. But you know what? Chipmunk face. Holy.
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you know, do what you want with your body. You know, she looks fine, but anyways, so Jen ah was funny. Meat curtains, she said. And she has a moment where to celebrate her upcoming surgery, where she has the ladies come over for mocktails and to also paint what their vagina looks like.
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So let's roll a clip 26. was gonna say, please tell me. Clip me.
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is another vulva. It's definitely your time of the month in this one. She's cute, but she does what she's supposed to do, you know? all seen her a time or two before. this should look this looks so small. did we? No, literally. Oh my god. Candy. No! Power of the pussy. Power
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the pussy. love it. mean, but the thing is, they say to be Mormons and like Mormons are very like, I guess they're supposed to be chased. They're supposed to be like God following people, but they're constantly like being like, oh, like talking about sex using the this like the F word, everything like that. We'll say fuck shit.
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You think the F Bitch pussy. Fucking, oh my god, everything. Everything. do ketamine. Let's do ketamine. um Yeah, so it's just like- the ketamine for me. It is the ketamine. sorry, it's the ketamine for me the hashtag ketamine for me. Oh my god.
01:15:58
I don't even, yeah, it's insane. um But let's go to Miranda McQuarter. So Miranda, like I said, she's one of the very OG uh mom talkers, but she left before season one started. And um now she's back because she wants that money. And you know she's single and she.
01:16:27
Yeah. she has a, she, uh, she has a boyfriend or a new husband, I think. I don't know. I never got his name and he is like one of the many milquetoast men in this, in this show, except for Michaela's husband. is King. Yes. Yeah. He is a King. Um, now Miranda has been sort of like, you know, um,
01:16:57
Skirting by this whole season. She's just been like trying to stay out of trouble the her biggest conflict is I feel like with Taylor and So we're gonna play clip 63 where um
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Taylor just constantly brings up the swinging scandal and Miranda, you know, lets herself be heard. Hoard. little head shake from Taylor. Sure, Jan.
01:17:46
Yeah, no, she ever fucking lying in her eyes. Yeah, so I don't really I'm I'm sure maybe the truth is somewhere in the middle um Like maybe Taylor is Exaggerating and maybe Miranda is downplaying. So maybe it's just meets in the middle for sure
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So with the Mormon church, it is extremely frowned upon again for all this extramarital activities and stuff like that. And it was rumored that, uh, Michaela, no, sorry, uh, Miranda, they all have M names Miranda and, um, Taylor had kissed, which is like, that was like a big thing and like being LGBTQ in like the Mormon church is like a big no-no. So they're.
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I can see why Miranda didn't want to put herself in that situation of being like, ah she was so silent because she didn't want to be associated with that because
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In the Mormon church, I feel like once your name is associated with that big of a scandal, because I feel like with Mormons being gay and adultery and committing any crime, I feel like that is a big no-no close to excommunication of the church. And if not excommunication, then actually socially shunned by your peers and even your family. So I can see why Miranda would not want to do
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like let any of that go. um Let me see here. Can we pause for two seconds? need to pee. All right. Super quick. Perfect. I need to pee so bad. That's what happens when you have three kids and drink lots of water. Yep. Stay hydrated bitches. How you doing, Liv? I'm good. You're good? Oh yeah. Perfect. So.
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Before we clip back, I'm probably just going to say like play another clip of being like, you know, it's so hard being in the Mormon church. I'm to play the clip where Taylor's dad's being a dick because she was quote unquote messing around with Dakota, which anyways, we'll get into it. And then, and then we'll do final thoughts and then we are done. Really?
01:20:15
Oh my god, I should have just waited. That's okay. That's okay. Oh my god, I had to pee so bad. I'm like... Yeah. Um, I... That's okay. Um, because with this, this can be edited. Um, I... Blame it on the edit. Blame it on the edit. Blame it on the edit. Blame it on the edit. You wanna... Blame it on the edit. Ooh! Blame it... Okay.
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Okay, we're good. We're done. We're done. Okay. And... Okay.
01:20:50
I didn't stop. No. No. OK. I'm going to leave a lot of that in. right. You guys think I'm cutting stuff. Right. OK. So like I was saying, a lot of Mormons have such a strict way of thinking, especially when it comes to sex. And so the whole idea of I'm going to go back to Taylor, Frankie, Paul, because
01:21:15
Kind of that whole, what I talked about with Miranda also goes back to Taylor because once she released what happened, this all kind of like backfired in her face. we started with Taylor. We're to end with Taylor. And I'm going to bring up clip 41 and just show like how women, especially who are more, I guess, sexually attuned with their own bodies or who are experimenting are treated.
01:21:43
And you fuck off another girl and then he comes the next night and fucks me again. I wasn't lying to you about someone else! Here's the thing, I'm gonna be blunt, freaking honest. He just told me that you guys had seen each other three times before all this. then you're sitting there telling me that he came over and had sex with you? What does that say about you? That they're in their early days of dating? That's what I'm saying, I was trash!
01:22:14
I don't know anymore trash, no I never said that. did. did. You said that. That's... a whore. uh
01:22:27
That's the You'd be like, well he cheated on you, but you slept with him. Like why the fuck would you do Of course he was gonna cheat on you because you fucking slept with him. Like get the fuck, bro. He now thinks all women are easy. Oh my god. Like come on. Honestly, like the stepdad sucks. Like come on. The mom sucks. uh Women's kinda suck.
01:22:50
Yes, I don't want to make a generalization because generalizations- These Mormons kind of suck. These Mormons. These particular Mormons with the exclusion of Michaela because she's working on herself and her husband because he is- He's a king. He's an emotionless brick of a king. I'm saying this with love, m
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Like, seriously, that's probably a super nice compliment from Gabby. This is nicest thing I've ever said about a man. Yeah. So, yes. Yes. ah This has been the secret lives of Mormon wives. Liv, what did you think? I thought it was a complete fucking shit show. I didn't know what I was getting into.
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But it was just a fucking simulation. Like the hypocrisy was mind boggling. I've never seen something like that. And it just reiterated the fact that Americans are fucking crazy. Oh my God. Yeah. The Merkins. Merkins. The Merkins. They are crazy. Overall good show though. Yeah. Good show. It was definitely entertaining. Fuck. Did they ever entertain me? Yes, they did. Well.
01:24:07
I now know that all Mormons aren't serial killers. They're also serial liars. And serial gaslighters. Yeah. And they like... Yes! I learned that the men are... The men have bitch tendencies. Ooh, call back. uh Yeah, they do. And...
01:24:34
I love that these women are trying to break the stereotype, even if they're catty, crazy bitches, at least they are standing up for them. And I love that for them. Yeah. What about you? Mormonism is still very weird to me. um I don't understand it.
01:24:57
You know, I don't have issues with religion. I'm not like that 14 year old boy who drags his feet to church and be like, mom, I don't believe in God. God isn't real. That sort of deal. I don't want to go. I don't want to go to church. You know, I grew up in a very, you know, non-religious household. And so I don't understand a lot of, I guess, fundamental religious.
01:25:24
practices I I say Mormonism is I mean there's Mormonism then there's fundamental Mormonism I feel like Mormonism is still in a sense fundamental because there's just so many rules outside of don't kill don't rape don't you know steal rape rob pillage and steal yeah like besides those things I feel like and don't be a dick
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Like, feel like those should just be like across the board. Human ethical codes. You know, like I- Not religion. Yeah. I feel like religion should be a community. Like could be, you could be Jewish, uh Muslim, Christian, Buddhist, Shinto, Zoroastrian. ah
01:26:14
Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends? Yeah, so it's just, we see these as just the crazy Mormons and you know what, just leave it at that. I will probably be watching season three because- Oh, I definitely will be. I cannot wait for that to come out and uh
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