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The founders of the very good professional wrestling website, Violent People, have made the radical move to start a podcast! Expect to hear their Hot Takes on the world's greatest sport, what they are watching, and what is going on with VP that week.
Orchid (00:00)
Ooh.
Tanner (00:02)
Hey hey, hey, that's how we roll here.
Sam DiMascio (00:03)
Raw.
Orchid (00:11)
I probably just I'm probably just sleep deprived.
Sam DiMascio (00:17)
You'll be back on Thursdays next week. So
Orchid (00:17)
No, that's like my god, I forgot about that. Thank you. Fuck yes. What a relief. wait, next week there is none.
Sam DiMascio (00:29)
Who's to say?
Orchid (00:30)
No, no, there is one next week. Shit. Never mind. Just trying to get out of this as much as possible. That's that's great. All right, that's a relief. That's good. I'm glad.
Sam DiMascio (00:34)
I think it's all made up.
Orchid (00:46)
Dan, are you back?
Dan (00:46)
Welcome to Violent People Radio. My name is Nate Silver and and this is election night.
Orchid (00:51)
U
Sam DiMascio (00:52)
Yeah.
Orchid (00:56)
Fuck you, you pussy.
Tanner (00:59)
Damn.
Orchid (01:00)
Little bitch. Little bitch boy.
Dan (01:00)
Shit. Shit. I'm gonna We're gonna make a projection, but not a call. This is already off the rails.
Orchid (01:13)
⁓ man.
Tanner (01:13)
I don't have access to my soundboard.
Dan (01:15)
⁓ I really was waiting for the NFL drop. I forgot that we're not on Discord.
Sam DiMascio (01:19)
⁓ man.
Tanner (01:19)
We're not on we're done on Discord. I I d I can't I can't play it. Yeah, yeah. I f I figured yeah, just just grab it and edit.
Dan (01:21)
I'll I'll f I'll I'll fix it in post.
Sam DiMascio (01:24)
Thanks, John. Thank God.
Orchid (01:25)
Yeah.
Dan (01:26)
Yeah. Yeah, no big deal.
Sam DiMascio (01:30)
I don't think if it's hurt not hurting everyone's ears, it has the same effect. But whatever.
Tanner (01:35)
I mean I can do like a an a cappella version.
Orchid (01:39)
Please.
Dan (01:40)
Please.
Sam DiMascio (01:41)
Hit it. Hit the music.
Tanner (01:42)
Okay. I I mean my mic's probably not gonna pick it up, but I'll try.
Ha ha ha.
Dan (01:51)
Yeah.
Orchid (01:54)
Jesus fucking Christ. ⁓
Sam DiMascio (01:55)
Hell yeah. All right. Perfect. I crushed it. Clip it.
Dan (01:56)
That's good. That's good. I'm gonna clip that for the socials.
Tanner (01:59)
Aye, aye, good.
Good. We'll we'll add that on on top of my appearance fee.
Dan (02:06)
⁓ damn. I want it in perpetuity then. I want that sound forever. I'm not fucking Okay. All right.
Tanner (02:10)
Yeah, no, you can g yeah, yeah, it's true.
Sam DiMascio (02:14)
How is the big short?
Orchid (02:16)
⁓ you know, not as good as I remembered it. It's not a good movie. Not a good movie. I I remember loving it at the time. Anytime there's a movie involving analytics, like I'm I'm I I'm my pussy's dripping. I'm I'm ready to go. ⁓ yeah, yeah. I'm not shocked to hear that. ⁓ then I I like what I
Sam DiMascio (02:18)
It's not that good. Nope. Nope.
Tanner (02:29)
Same.
Dan (02:33)
The big short, no mu no no no margin call is all I'm gonna say.
Orchid (02:39)
No fuck margin call's a fucking good one. That's the fucking that's what I gotta fucking That's what the fuck I gotta fucking torrent once I get out of this motherfucker. Hell yeah.
Dan (02:42)
That's what I'm saying.
I got you.
Sam DiMascio (02:49)
You know a movie that's good about like analytics and odds?
Tanner (02:54)
Frankie Freako.
Sam DiMascio (02:56)
Two for the money.
Orchid (02:57)
Two for the money? Fuck. Alright. God damn, you guys are ruining Noir Vember for me already. Is it?
Sam DiMascio (03:04)
It's kind of a noir. Matthew McConaughey, kind of a femme fatale in that movie.
Dan (03:10)
Yeah, I get that.
Tanner (03:10)
Mm.
Orchid (03:12)
Mm. Did you sha d should I hit play?
Sam DiMascio (03:18)
Yeah.
Dan (03:18)
⁓ definitely, yeah.
Orchid (03:19)
Alright. ⁓ shit. Are we doing this with the sound off again? Well you we usually
Sam DiMascio (03:25)
Gotta give me a little how do I get a little sound? Can I get a little
Tanner (03:29)
If there's no sound, if we can get subtitles, I mean that'd be great.
Dan (03:33)
Last time we didn't have sound I had to download the the movie, rip rip the MP three and put it there. Yeah, I mean
Orchid (03:33)
Yeah, I could do s I could do I could do that.
Sam DiMascio (03:37)
It you wouldn't have known. You wouldn't have known. I thought it was pretty cool that you did that.
Orchid (03:40)
That's you that do you want it in Russian dub or do you want it in English?
Tanner (03:42)
That's
I I you know, I I'm fluent in both.
Sam DiMascio (03:46)
Here's the thing, I've already listened to it in English, so
Dan (03:48)
Let's wait, what's the wait for the election results before we start speaking Russian? You know what I'm saying, guess?
Orchid (03:49)
Mm-hmm.
Sam DiMascio (03:54)
Ha ha
Orchid (03:55)
Yeah. Fair. Fair.
Tanner (03:57)
I voted in every midterm in the country. I sent in Mellon vow ballots, all fifty states.
Sam DiMascio (03:58)
Zum to dam.
Dan (04:00)
That's awesome.
It's not election it's not an election fraud if you're voting how I want you to.
Orchid (04:07)
So Dan we
Dan, if when you're fixing this in posts, you should be able to mute this. ⁓ yeah. or it might make your life easier. this is gonna be this is gonna be a this is gonna be an interesting episode. Trying to get to No. Never. Nope. Nope. Not not a single one.
Tanner (04:23)
Have y'all done a movie episode before?
Sam DiMascio (04:25)
Yeah.
Tanner (04:28)
okay. I'm getting mixed results.
Dan (04:28)
Embarrassing. This is our third movie episode.
Tanner (04:33)
Really? What were the first two movies?
Dan (04:36)
Biodome and head of the family. ⁓ sorry. I haven't
Sam DiMascio (04:37)
out of the family.
Orchid (04:37)
⁓ Malcolm X nope, he's wrong. It's Malcolm X and Schindler's List.
Tanner (04:43)
Hold on, hold on. For real? Next movie episode should be Malcolm X.
Sam DiMascio (04:48)
That'd be such a long episode.
Dan (04:49)
That's what I was just thinking. I'm like, I really like the movie episodes because they're shorter and that's not doing what I wanted to do there.
Orchid (04:49)
That's a long episode.
Tanner (04:55)
What what if next movie episode is the entire Made in America OJ series?
Orchid (05:02)
Mm. That's that's a that's a that's just load.
Dan (05:03)
I'm gonna have to clear some time.
Sam DiMascio (05:03)
I picked rr wrong Denzel movie to watch yesterday or the other day. Americ American Gangster over Malcolm X. And it was Is it?
Orchid (05:08)
With the with di with Mark and Gangsta? Yeah, that's ⁓ that's an interesting movie.
Dan (05:16)
⁓ was it Simon that talked about it being a good TV movie? Because I
Orchid (05:20)
Yes, a good Thanksg Thanksgiving or h po Black Friday movie. Yeah. Which is a little racist.
Sam DiMascio (05:23)
Black Friday.
Dan (05:24)
Yeah. I saw it on I saw it the day I saw it the day it came out and hated it and then I saw it again like two years ago like in that in that environment, like barely watching it, and I like it when I'm barely watching it.
Orchid (05:38)
It is a good movie to barely watch. It is not a
Tanner (05:40)
I mean there are a a lot of good movies that are just meant to be on in the background on FX.
Orchid (05:47)
Yeah.
Dan (05:48)
Some are meant to be in the background of VPR. Like, what's this movie we're watching? Castle Freak.
Sam DiMascio (05:50)
Like bedazzled.
Tanner (05:54)
Castle Freak.
Orchid (05:55)
Singular, which I keep forgetting.
Sam DiMascio (05:58)
There's not model freaks.
Dan (05:58)
Well well, hopefully they will be by the end of this episode.
Orchid (06:00)
Mm-mm.
Tanner (06:00)
Wait, we should watch r ⁓ what's the Tyra Banks movie? Life size. We should watch that.
Sam DiMascio (06:07)
Tell me more.
Tanner (06:09)
She was a Barbie doll. I think it's called life size. She was a Barbie doll and she and she g it's kinda like a it's like a Pinocchio situation.
Sam DiMascio (06:11)
Okay.
Dan (06:12)
Yeah, it's with Lindsay Lohan.
Sam DiMascio (06:16)
Seems like a movie Dan would be familiar with.
Dan (06:21)
I tell you, man.
Tanner (06:22)
She turns live size.
Dan (06:26)
I gotta let you know, I think there's a sequel.
Tanner (06:31)
There's a sequel to life size?
Dan (06:32)
I think there's a life size too. I think we could make a whole t whole night of it.
Tanner (06:36)
Holy shit, hold on. Does Tyra Banks?
Orchid (06:37)
⁓ good a whole night of it.
Dan (06:38)
man, there is a sequel. It's Tyra Banks in it, but Lindsay Lohan. In twenty twenty Banks was trying to work on a life size three, if I'm letting you know.
Orchid (06:45)
Lindsay Lohan, now she's alive, right? Okay. That's pretty cool. Good for her.
Dan (06:48)
As far as I know.
Tanner (06:49)
Yeah, Lindsay Lohan's alive.
Sam DiMascio (06:49)
Yes.
Dan (06:51)
When's when's the last time you checked in though? ⁓ shit, that's not loud at all, luckily.
Orchid (06:54)
It's a good point.
Dan (06:59)
I was afraid it'd be too loud to do a a video ⁓ an audio podcast, but this is perfect.
Tanner (07:00)
Shit, this is so hard.
This is so fucking loud.
Sam DiMascio (07:05)
This rules.
Dan (07:07)
I've never listened this is I've never listened to a movie this loud in my life. Much less tried to talk to three people at the same time during it.
Orchid (07:14)
That's usually why we do it. It's usually why we do it in silence, but
Tanner (07:14)
Yeah.
first thought Sam was doing a bit and like screaming, but I'm like, well that's not that's like against Sam's character.
Sam DiMascio (07:22)
That's not that's not what Sans sounds like when he screams. I know that sound intimately.
Dan (07:24)
It's like
Orchid (07:27)
Yeah, very intimately.
Tanner (07:28)
I don't know that sound anywhere.
Orchid (07:33)
⁓ boy. Dan, do you wanna you wanna introduce the episode?
Dan (07:39)
I came in, I tried to and you shut me down. Welcome to Violent People Radio. This is Dan Rice, not Nate Silver. I'm joined as always by Orchid. Orchid, how's it going?
Tanner (07:41)
He did, he's ne he's Nate Silver.
Orchid (07:41)
I didn't know such thing.
You you broke up.
Dan (07:52)
I'm breaking up with you. Stop saying that.
Orchid (07:54)
No you aren't. No you aren't
Tanner (07:56)
Damn.
Dan (07:58)
That's how that's how Orca's doing. Also joined by Sam, who never misses an episode. Sam, how's it going?
Sam DiMascio (07:58)
Dan's gonna fix some post.
Orchid (08:01)
Yeah.
Sam DiMascio (08:06)
Hundred and twenty one episodes and I'm killing it.
Dan (08:10)
Hell yeah. And we have Tanner who is always available for the podcast.
Tanner (08:15)
Hey, I've hey, when the when the signal goes up, Tanner answers the call.
Orchid (08:20)
That is what I always say. And mis old of reliable. ⁓ the Cal Ripkin Jr. of this podcast ⁓ hasn't
Dan (08:27)
Am I gonna ruin the mood when I beg us to turn the volume down on this?
Tanner (08:27)
Yeah. Yeah, a lot of people are saying that.
Sam DiMascio (08:34)
Hey hey or hey Orchid, quick question for ya. Is that what he's he usually sounds like? Okay, cool.
Orchid (08:34)
Aaaaah
It usually is and Pat Pat Pat usually is here to, you know, kind of keep me in line to pretend he sounds fine and we heard what he said. But that one was difficult.
Dan (08:48)
my god.
Sam DiMascio (08:49)
Yeah.
Tanner (08:49)
Yeah. Yeah, that was difficult. I don't know what was happening.
Dan (08:52)
I'm I'm I I'm freaking out. I'm freaking out right now.
Orchid (08:56)
Are you castle freaking out?
Sam DiMascio (09:01)
is I couldn't hear you if I wanted to at this point.
Tanner (09:03)
This movie the loudest fucking thing that's that's ever played.
Dan (09:04)
There's no way to know if I'm if I'm breaking out.
And Riverside thinks that Tanner's mic is too loud, but I don't know how it can think anything is too loud over this movie.
Sam DiMascio (09:10)
Such a great experience.
Orchid (09:20)
Audio monitor, what's that? Have you clicked on that button before? ⁓ you can't do anything with that. Unfortunate.
Sam DiMascio (09:27)
Have you clicked on that button? well, that doesn't do anything, so don't worry about it.
Orchid (09:28)
⁓ Dan, I'm pretty sure that if we upgrade to business we could turn everyone's camera on whenever we want. I just figured you might like to know that.
Is he gone? Did he leave? Did he protest?
Sam DiMascio (09:47)
He he'll circle back. He'll circle back and post.
Orchid (09:50)
That's fantastic. I'm glad I'm glad to hear it. ⁓ Do y'all want me to turn the sound off or you want me to keep it on?
Tanner (09:58)
Can it can it get turned down like ninety percent?
Orchid (10:01)
This is at five.
Sam DiMascio (10:02)
This is a very low.
Dan Rice (10:04)
Do Does this sound better to anybody? Me. Not the movie. The movie's too loud.
Orchid (10:07)
It's
Let me see what happens when I put the volume up on the movie. That's how loud it can be.
Sam DiMascio (10:13)
I
Yeah.
Tanner (10:24)
Why why would this ever need to be that loud?
Orchid (10:28)
This is I think this is the lowest it could get. I don't know if I can make it any quieter. Yeah.
Tanner (10:31)
Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we'll just do subtitles. I mean I I can I can make a score for the movie.
Sam DiMascio (10:31)
I think we gotta turn it off. I think we gotta
Dan Rice (10:33)
I think it's gotta be no volume and we'll just do subtitles. I can't do this. I'm gonna I can't do this. I'm having a real, real existential crisis on my hands, right?
Orchid (10:45)
The secret to
Sam DiMascio (10:45)
What's wrong, Dan?
Dan Rice (10:47)
I love you guys and I wanna kill myself.
Sam DiMascio (10:49)
Yeah.
Orchid (10:50)
Well that's just this podcast. I mean that's just the whole of one
Dan Rice (10:52)
That's that was so loud.
Sam DiMascio (10:55)
This is
Dan Rice (10:57)
I felt like a dog in a thunderstorm. Like I I had my hands on the side of my head.
Orchid (11:04)
⁓ that is that that's a good segue into the reason why I'm as moody as I am today is we had a thunderstorm start at three o'clock in the morning last night, and it was like one of those ones that was like strobing outside. And ⁓ my wife is very sensitive to like light, and I need to watch 17 movies before I go to bed every night. So it's obviously conflict point. ⁓ so the thunderstorm like shook and like like woke us up, like woke both of us up. But the like before like the the thunder happened, it was just lightning.
And ⁓ like it just like really like flashing very like bright and I got accused of I got j accused of ⁓ keeping her up while I was watching, as we mentioned, the big short, but that didn't happen. this is a really interesting story. I'm glad I fucking told it. Can you fix this in post?
Dan Rice (11:46)
You you were so excited to tell it too, is what's so great.
Orchid (11:50)
I know. I was. I really was.
Yeah, great. Glad I did that. I didn't realize you were in Italy. Segue. What's up?
Sam DiMascio (12:02)
Jeffrey Combs, like attractive?
Tanner (12:09)
Which one is he?
Sam DiMascio (12:13)
the main guy that's not a freak. Well, he's that guy.
Orchid (12:17)
So this guy? I don't think so. Not doing it for me.
Sam DiMascio (12:21)
Okay. Okay. Have has anyone else seen Castle Freak?
Tanner (12:24)
A yeah ⁓
Dan Rice (12:27)
I have not.
Orchid (12:27)
Same.
Sam DiMascio (12:29)
Hm. Okay. Interesting. Interesting.
Dan Rice (12:33)
Is there I'm hoping there's a lot of sex in this. Normally we watch porn together and I like that.
Sam DiMascio (12:38)
So okay. Well, what do you wanna know? Like, do you wanna know about the amount of sex in this movie, Dan, or no?
Dan Rice (12:44)
Yeah, I wanna know a little bit. Yeah, give me a little
Orchid (12:46)
I don't ⁓ I'm gonna turn off. I'm gonna I'm gonna turn off real quick.
Dan Rice (12:50)
Doesn't wanna be spoiled about the amount of sex in the movie, all right.
Sam DiMascio (12:55)
Let me know when you're not listening.
Orchid (12:55)
Well that was Alright, I'm not listening.
Sam DiMascio (13:00)
What's new, you know what I'm saying? Got him.
Dan Rice (13:02)
⁓ Got her ass.
Orchid (13:05)
Ding ding ding. Ding ding ding.
Sam DiMascio (13:09)
All right. There we go.
Tanner (13:12)
All right, well that's the show, huh?
Orchid (13:14)
Yeah, I personally I don't wanna know about the sex because like part of the pleasure of the last episode was like I was definitely freaking out thinking that the other co hosts weren't listening to me, but the reality of it was we were just watching a woman getting railed. ⁓ I think.
Sam DiMascio (13:14)
Anyway.
Dan Rice (13:29)
watched actual porn of less less sex than that.
Orchid (13:34)
Was a lot of sex in that. ⁓ Yeah. That was ⁓ head of the family. Yeah, head of the family.
Sam DiMascio (13:38)
What movie was that again? Head of the Family? Okay.
Dan Rice (13:41)
Head of the family. It's like you get to look at a freaky guy or you get to look at, you know, sex. That's it. That's what this podcast is all about. That's what pro wrestling is all about.
Orchid (13:50)
That's true. That's a good point.
Sam DiMascio (13:52)
Honestly, yeah.
Orchid (13:57)
I just realized
Tanner (13:57)
I mean, y'all don't even talk about wrestling anymore, do you?
Orchid (14:01)
We usually just we usually just talk about your sex life.
Dan Rice (14:01)
Try not to.
Tanner (14:04)
Yeah, that's fine.
Orchid (14:06)
I mean I w we didn't care if it was or if it wasn't. ⁓ but that does bring up I did I didn't I am now realizing that like it did it did seem like Chris and Pat were going to watch matches last week, but they're not they're now they're not here to talk about So that's pretty fun. I don't know if I don't know if Dan did any wrestling watching this week. I sure shit did.
Dan Rice (14:25)
I watched one singular pro wrestling match.
Sam DiMascio (14:31)
Tell me about it.
Dan Rice (14:32)
Mad Dog versus Slade. I have something I wanna say. Okay, maybe you can help me with this. Maybe maybe Mad Dog just go ahead. Yeah.
Sam DiMascio (14:34)
no!
Orchid (14:38)
god.
Sam DiMascio (14:39)
Can I can I get a takeoff before we get into it?
Orchid (14:41)
Just take take your can you stop sixty nining like we just started.
Sam DiMascio (14:48)
⁓ since the last time I've done the show, I've watched a lot of plenty of wrestling. Not a lot, let's say plenty, 'cause I've see people in our Discord who have brain diseases ⁓ that need to go check themselves in somewhere.
Orchid (14:53)
Love that.
Tanner (14:59)
Ha ha ha.
Sam DiMascio (15:06)
It's the third best slade match I've watched since I've been on last. And I've watched three slade matches.
Orchid (15:11)
Yeah.
Dan Rice (15:12)
Okay. Go yes. See, my my take was gonna be mad dog, just maybe not good at all.
Sam DiMascio (15:21)
He's lost it. He has lost it.
Dan Rice (15:22)
Maybe maybe it's not like, ⁓ he doesn't have the people to work with. Maybe he sucks and I shouldn't have to watch him slam his wrist against the side of Slade's head in a Tepe deck match. What are we doing?
Sam DiMascio (15:34)
The gimmick. Now it doesn't work. It didn't work here.
Orchid (15:36)
The gimmick doesn't work. The gimmick the gimmick doesn't work at all.
Dan Rice (15:39)
You got two guys who can't throw a punch in a match about throwing punches who just throw a bunch of wrists at each other. It was ridiculous.
Sam DiMascio (15:46)
It it was stupid. It was stupid.
Dan Rice (15:48)
It was very dumb.
Orchid (15:52)
Now Sam, did you watch
Sam DiMascio (15:52)
Paradigm Pro is coming back though, so maybe he can go back to his roots and learn how to wrestle again.
Dan Rice (16:00)
Love if one of the three Slade matches you watch was Priscilla Kelly. Can you let me know right now? Was it? ⁓ fuck.
Sam DiMascio (16:04)
It was it was not. It was not.
Let's let's do my search to make sure I've when it was from. It was Slade versus Ultramantis Black from Beyond in June.
That match is great. It rules. Everyone should go watch it. It's so cool. just like everyone still talks about the Ultramantis Black versus Orange Cassidy match from that shitty venue and like Altoona PA. Anyway, this is like that. Except they're everyone is still talking about it. I'm like, fuck, I know. It's
Dan Rice (16:23)
Hell yeah. Hell yeah.
Tanner (16:23)
God damn.
Everybody still talks about that? Is is what you said.
Dan Rice (16:43)
It's like w they need to shut up, it's all they talk about.
Sam DiMascio (16:48)
The the Pac matches aren't as good. It's like the best Orange Casting match ever. We get it. Understood. Anyway.
Dan Rice (16:56)
Is this is this are you talking about the one from the that Powerbomb sh TV show? Okay, yeah, we're always talking about that one. It's always power powerbomb TV. It's like it's either that or when they talk about the Gresham Joey Lynch match.
Sam DiMascio (17:01)
Yeah yeah yeah yeah that's the one. We're always talking about it.
Exactly. You get it. You fucking get it.
Tanner (17:15)
It's always Adam lash this, Adam lash that. We get it, we get it.
Dan Rice (17:17)
Ha ha ha.
Sam DiMascio (17:18)
⁓ he knew what he was doing. ⁓ anyway.
Tanner (17:23)
He threatened to kill me one time 'cause I jokingly called Matt Hardy the American Onita on Twitter.
Sam DiMascio (17:31)
That is still one of the funniest things you've ever said.
Tanner (17:31)
And like I I did And like I didn't I didn't know him. Like we weren't mutuals
Orchid (17:34)
That's very good.
Sam DiMascio (17:43)
Anyway, it's daylight in a parking lot. There's an old paved over railroad track. It rocks. And this is the real damning indictment of Mad Dog. ⁓ the other match was versus Akira from C C W ⁓ at the beginning of October.
That match un unfortunately doesn't very much rule ⁓ as it's a real styles make fights ⁓ sort of match where Akira looking like a dumb guy who just watches too many wrestling tapes and Slade just for h arming him in the face every like other minute. Very good. Y'all shall watch it.
And I don't recommend s a cura mesh as slightly.
Dan Rice (18:33)
I think there's a couple I wanted to watch a couple matches on the show and I still haven't done it yet. What else is on that show? Do you know what I'm talking about? Is there something else that would make Dan Rice excited?
Orchid (18:35)
Shit.
Sam DiMascio (18:44)
I'm sure the answer is yes. Nat Castle versus Mickey Nichols.
Dan Rice (18:49)
I'm looking at the show, maybe I'm making that up. Yeah, maybe I'm making it up. There's nothing on this show.
Tanner (18:52)
Ha ha ha ha.
Sam DiMascio (18:54)
Yeah. Yeah. I watched Nat Castle versus Mickey Knuckles. I think we just f f decided that Mickey Knuckles is on Ozempic, but
Dan Rice (18:56)
Deshaun Pratz in opening match.
Tanner (19:05)
that's unfortunate.
Dan Rice (19:06)
She says she is not, and I believe her.
Orchid (19:07)
No, no. you have to believe women. You have to believe women. Although after tonight maybe you don't anymore. Yeah. Yeah, that's a good point. That's a good point. That's a good point. ⁓
Sam DiMascio (19:10)
You have to believe women, okay.
Dan Rice (19:11)
Well, let's wait till we get the election results. Yeah.
I was thinking of the the CZW Beyond show that has like ⁓ Colon and Dred versus Gage and RSP.
Sam DiMascio (19:26)
Yeah, that's the match you really want to see. I know. I get it. Sh Anyway, I watched both of those two matches. Schlock versus Mako. It's good. I don't really have much else to say. Schlock is I don't know actually Schlo I I I will stick with it. Let's stick with it.
Dan Rice (19:27)
Yeah, Schlack versus ⁓ Mako, Mickey Knuckles versus Nixon Newell, you all the big names.
yeah.
Orchid (19:43)
Like it. I like it. Yeah, let's do it.
Tanner (19:47)
Yep, clearly now there.
Sam DiMascio (19:50)
Mako might be finding himself a little bit. I don't know. He sucks less than he did like two years ago. Maybe
Tanner (19:56)
Well, he's only been around for like ten years, so now's now's the time to do it, I guess.
Sam DiMascio (19:59)
He's finally starting to get it. He's finally starting to get it. Schlack was, I guess, trying to work holds with him, which, you know, God bless him. Some something like that. In a way. In places. In his heart and soul, he's fighting himself.
Tanner (20:07)
Is is he finding himself?
Orchid (20:11)
In places. Yeah, in some places.
Sam DiMascio (20:19)
Nixon Noel versus Mickey Nuggles. Not not good. Wouldn't recommend. Don't go watch it. I just don't think Mickey's got it. Two women. But Mickey I think's just lost it. Maybe I just liked her when she had more meat in her bones. I don't know.
Orchid (20:23)
Now why not?
Tanner (20:26)
Two women.
Orchid (20:27)
⁓ yeah. That's good. Yeah, that's fair.
Yeah.
Dan Rice (20:34)
Hell yeah.
Sam DiMascio (20:36)
Okay. Okay. Slow it down. Slow it down. ⁓
Orchid (20:37)
Yeah.
Tanner (20:38)
That's why they call concrete.
Dan Rice (20:44)
Okay, I can't find where Adam Lash threatens to kill you, but here's the here's a cool little Adam Lash tweet. Who No no, but I can still see where he says stuff to you. But here's where here's what here's a cool little tweet. Who's this Tanner fella? I just noticed Sam buries him and that he once followed, then unfollowed me.
Tanner (20:49)
my Twitter's long gone. I mean I don't know. ⁓ okay.
Dan Rice (21:04)
Case responds, Tanner's one of the few people ranked lower on the wrestling Twitter totem pole than me.
Tanner (21:12)
Who said that? what year what year was that from?
Dan Rice (21:13)
Case case low. And then Adam Lash says, Seems like a f seems seems like a fellow with rubbish opinions though. Makes me wonder why he and Sam don't get along better.
Tanner (21:26)
What year is that from?
Dan Rice (21:27)
⁓ August twenty fifth, twenty sixteen.
Tanner (21:31)
⁓ man.
Sam DiMascio (21:32)
So ten years ago, is that what you said? A decade ago? Cool. Yeah, that aged you like milk.
Dan Rice (21:33)
Yeah, yeah. That's crazy. That made me
Tanner (21:34)
Yeah, tw Good God.
Orchid (21:37)
Wait, ten years ago from today? Ten years from today?
Dan Rice (21:39)
Well, ⁓ no, more than ten years ago, like it was August.
Tanner (21:41)
Yeah. August of twenty sixteen. So what case was like eleven?
Orchid (21:44)
⁓
Dan Rice (21:46)
Yeah.
Sam DiMascio (21:47)
Precubescent, ⁓ good for him. Good for him.
Orchid (21:50)
It would've been cool if that happened on election night in twenty sixteen. That would have been really cool.
Tanner (21:53)
That would have been awesome. Or it would be even funnier if that tweet was like today.
Dan Rice (21:59)
Yeah, that would be really good.
Orchid (21:59)
It could have been.
Sam DiMascio (22:06)
Anyway, what else did you watch, Dan? Is that is that it?
Dan Rice (22:10)
No, I literally from Thursday today have watched one wrestling match, yeah.
Tanner (22:10)
Yeah, he said one match.
Sam DiMascio (22:13)
I forgot. That was just that was not very long.
Orchid (22:15)
Yeah, we we did just recording.
Dan Rice (22:15)
⁓ actually you know what though, I will say I was at I was at ⁓ shit, what's it called? Friday Night SmackDown.
Orchid (22:25)
What?
Sam DiMascio (22:25)
Where are the fucking lead?
Dan Rice (22:26)
I didn't forgot about that. I worked the concession stand as like a cheer fundraiser.
Sam DiMascio (22:31)
Sorry, what? There's a
Orchid (22:32)
Okay.
Dan Rice (22:33)
I I work the concession stand as like a cheer f at a cheer fundraiser. Like you like we work in the concession stand and they give us like twelve percent of the profits the concession stand makes.
Sam DiMascio (22:42)
At Friday night SmackDown?
Tanner (22:42)
Twelve percent.
Orchid (22:43)
At s at SmackDown?
Dan Rice (22:46)
SmackDown. SmackDown was in Charleston, West Virginia.
Sam DiMascio (22:49)
The WWE TV show SmackDown. Okay. Sorry, I feel like I'm asking a lot of clarifying questions bec nothing makes sense.
Dan Rice (22:53)
Yeah, yeah. di
Orchid (22:57)
No, they're support.
Dan Rice (22:57)
Dan Housen Dan Housen was there. He was big. ⁓
Tanner (23:01)
Well, was he in the concession stand?
Orchid (23:02)
I was gonna ask the same question.
Dan Rice (23:03)
We no. No he wasn't.
Sam DiMascio (23:06)
So your smackdown has the same like business model as my high school football team. Like you
Dan Rice (23:14)
Well, it's not SmackDown that does it. Like the Charleston the Charleston Coliseum does it. Like I've done it for like concerts and stuff too. But it's like
Tanner (23:15)
Guessing this is an arena deal Sam.
Sam DiMascio (23:21)
Okay. Okay. Seems like a real professional operation there.
Tanner (23:24)
Yeah, f fucking Nick Conn is on the horn saying, Dan, we want to give three thousand dollars to a cheerleading team. Come work at the concession stand for six hours. I mean, I don't I don't know how much a con a concession stand would be.
Dan Rice (23:34)
my God. I wish we made three thousand dollars. Are you kidding me?
⁓ I think I was there from five P or I guess like five thirty PM to ten, so like five hours, and I probably made I probably made like two fifty. But I mean
Orchid (23:49)
Jesus Christ.
That's d that can't be twelve percent, right?
Dan Rice (23:58)
No, like that's like what my cut will end up being. Will be two hundred and fifty dollars will go towards like my niece's cheer accounts.
Sam DiMascio (24:00)
no.
Orchid (24:01)
Okay.
Tanner (24:05)
That's why.
Dan Rice (24:07)
And it's like it's five hours, I make two and fifty dollars and I just fucking make a few hot dogs.
Orchid (24:11)
You think this woman's gonna get fucked in the movie? Yeah, it'd be fucking cool, yeah.
Dan Rice (24:13)
⁓ I hope. This lady?
But I can tell you that ⁓ the employees at the the Charlton's Coliseum, not a fan of wrestling f fans. The phrase was, This isn't like a concert. These motherfuckers are gonna come in right when the door opens.
Sam DiMascio (24:26)
Cool.
Tanner (24:34)
Which is true.
Dan Rice (24:35)
And then and then multiple comments about the smell of the crowd. Pipp people were s people were saying they wish it was Little Wayne because it just smells like weed instead of whatever this is.
Sam DiMascio (24:39)
Yep, love.
Tanner (24:40)
Yeah.
Orchid (24:46)
Your car? Was it your car? Or yeah.
Dan Rice (24:47)
Yeah. Yeah, I think it was public car.
But I gotta tell ya, Danhausen and Cody Rhodes fucking over big time. Like they were I saw no fewer than twenty people dressed as ⁓ Danhausen and every other little kid was dressed up like Cody Rhodes.
Orchid (25:05)
Lagar is a sort of problem.
Tanner (25:09)
Do you call fucking losers?
Sam DiMascio (25:09)
So what does that mean to be dressed up like Cody Rhodes?
Dan Rice (25:12)
Well, it was it was Halloween, it was the thirtieth, like day before Halloween.
Sam DiMascio (25:17)
Sure, but still well also, I mean I Okay, whatever.
Dan Rice (25:23)
They had little fake neck tattoos on, I'm not making this up. Yeah.
Sam DiMascio (25:25)
Okay. It's
Orchid (25:25)
That's sick. That's fucking awesome.
Tanner (25:28)
That would be awesome if you were making it up though. Like what would you have to gain from this? A bunch of kids doing black kids doing blackface? In West Virginia, whatever.
Dan Rice (25:30)
Yeah, yeah. I was like They were all they were yeah, they were all actually dressed up as fucking Trick Williams, but I'm trying to lie.
Orchid (25:38)
Hell yeah. Hell yeah.
Dan Rice (25:39)
A lot a lot more blackface than you would expect, but what are you gonna do? Yeah.
Orchid (25:43)
How much how much yeah, I mean how much blackface do you think I think is gonna happen in a West Virginia smackdown taping?
Tanner (25:49)
Yeah.
Dan Rice (25:50)
There's gonna some. I guess Yeah.
Orchid (25:52)
At least a little. I don't think we can name this episode at least a little blackface, right?
Tanner (25:53)
Yeah, there's gotta be a little.
Dan Rice (25:58)
Well, we'll see how it goes.
Orchid (26:01)
That's a good point. We got some good contenders already.
Tanner (26:03)
Question If Dan Housen ⁓ you know, he has the painted face and all ⁓ if he painted his face all black, then painted the white parts on like what's what's the ruling on that?
Dan Rice (26:04)
So yes.
Is that is that blackface?
Orchid (26:19)
I think they g they covered this on Kill Tony. I think they covered this on Kill Tony at one point.
Tanner (26:19)
I mean 'cause I I would say yeah.
Dan Rice (26:22)
Did you guys did you guys see the the woman at the Wendy's on Halloween this year that that had blackface?
Tanner (26:27)
Yes, I did see the
Orchid (26:28)
Yeah. And then it was like trying to be like, Well Druski could do it.
Dan Rice (26:32)
Well no well all I no all I was thinking about is I don't like I can totally understand this woman doing it. I have no problem understanding that. I don't understand the other four or five people that worked there that day. No one was like, we gotta get Melissa off the win off the drive-thru. We gotta put her off the grill.
Orchid (26:42)
No
Tanner (26:48)
No, they obviously hated this girl. It was like you you have to do the window. man, that's awesome. We had multiple people dress up as like old school pimps at my place of establishment. It was awesome. Like I'm talking full like purple suits, big hat, cane with a big ass diamond on top of it. it was awesome.
Dan Rice (26:50)
They had to.
a little girl at at the cheer gym was dressed up as a gangster is what her mom seps kept saying. She just had on no, she had on a basketball jersey and large shorts.
Orchid (27:23)
Hell yeah. Hell yeah.
Sam DiMascio (27:29)
Huh? No, you can't do that.
Dan Rice (27:31)
Yeah. It was I know and she kept saying, Look at look at my little gangster.
Tanner (27:33)
Obviously you have blackface.
Orchid (27:38)
⁓ is this a Caucasian woman?
Sam DiMascio (27:39)
Hard R?
Dan Rice (27:41)
Yes, yes. Yes. Are you kidding me?
Tanner (27:42)
Who
Sam DiMascio (27:46)
Mm. Interesting. Interesting.
Tanner (27:47)
Yeah, they're all out of the paint at the store, so
Dan Rice (27:53)
But yeah, that's that's all the wrestling I watched. Friday Night SmackDown from the concession stand and ⁓ Slade versus Mad Dog. And I would rather make more hot dogs than watch Slade versus Mad Dog again.
Sam DiMascio (28:06)
Holy shit.
Orchid (28:06)
Wow.
Tanner (28:08)
What was the most amount of hot dogs you ⁓ sold in a single order?
Orchid (28:10)
⁓ my god, he latches on.
Dan Rice (28:13)
I don't I don't I don't make I don't work the register. I work in the back. I make the hot dogs.
Tanner (28:18)
Well, how many hot dogs did you like make? Well, hold on, hold on. Like, did somebody ever scream out, Dan, we need like fifteen hot dogs right now?
Dan Rice (28:20)
Do we make all night long? ⁓ okay.
If you really want to get into it, I'm actually really good at working access and I've never once run out of any food item. So no one's yelling, damn, we need hot dogs. I I have already thought ahead and I have hot dogs prepared.
Orchid (28:39)
I mean finally this podcast
Sam DiMascio (28:39)
So they're not made of order.
Orchid (28:43)
Do you wanted me to order hot dog at a West Virginia Coliseum?
Sam DiMascio (28:46)
Mate order hot dog at the West Virginia Coliseum.
Tanner (28:52)
I'm j I'm just wondering if anybody's really putting in some work there or a bunch of posers.
Sam DiMascio (28:54)
So, Dan, how many hot dogs do you eat on your shift? Would you say? Like thirty?
Dan Rice (28:59)
No, here's the thing. They they they count the hot dogs. You can't just be taking a hot dog.
Sam DiMascio (29:02)
my god.
Tanner (29:02)
Well, you maybe count the hot dogs.
Dan Rice (29:05)
They count the hot dogs before we are there, and then they count the hot dogs we have to if we throw any away at the end of night, and they make sure that like there's no missing hot dogs.
Sam DiMascio (29:14)
Do you get docked for the throw you just throw away?
Tanner (29:14)
How many hot how many hot dogs did you buy?
Dan Rice (29:16)
Now what they don't what they don't count is like if they make like if the kitchen makes a tray of french fries, I can steal as many of those french fries I want. They don't count the french fries. If they make if they make if they make if they make wings, I can steal a wing. It's a weird system. I don't know to tell ya.
Tanner (29:25)
Well yeah, that would
Sam DiMascio (29:26)
But the dogs they do. Huh.
Tanner (29:33)
So how many hot dogs did you buy?
Dan Rice (29:36)
I don't I'm not buying a single hot dog. I'm there to make money. I'm just stealing I'm eating french fries and wings and and ⁓ pretzels that fall on the floor. You gotta pick them up quick.
Orchid (29:38)
No. No, he's just in.
Tanner (29:44)
Okay. Yeah, that's that sounds better.
I was just wondering if anybody was putting up some real numbers is all.
Dan Rice (29:52)
No no one ever yelled back, Holy shit, look at how many hot dogs that guy ate.
Tanner (29:55)
Yeah, I mean that would have been awesome to be like, d dude, this guy just ordered seventeen hot dogs and he ate all right here at the register.
Dan Rice (30:03)
He wouldn't leave. ⁓ do you know what does happen a lot? ⁓ people order food and just like wander off. And it's like it's shitty like overpriced food. So some people will spend like $60 on food and I guess just forget because they're so into watching SmackDown.
Tanner (30:18)
yeah. I I my high school, I worked at a concession stand during baseball season and that would happen all the time where people would order like twenty-six dollars worth of food for their like shitty kid and then it would it'd be like three minutes the food was ready and they would just be nowhere to be found. They gave us money and they never came back and got food.
No, these people just got more money than they do since.
Dan Rice (30:47)
Speaking of that, Sam, you watch any more ⁓ wrestling?
Sam DiMascio (30:52)
I mean, of course.
Orchid (30:55)
He's doing the work.
Sam DiMascio (30:57)
I'm not currently not doing the work because I'm watching I'm watching twenty twenty six wrestling so that I can participate in the discourse. ⁓ unfortunately that is a lot of Sunday girls, which does not have as much discourse. Who knew?
Orchid (30:59)
shit.
⁓
Dan Rice (31:13)
Well, we got some do it right now. Get the Discord going.
Sam DiMascio (31:18)
The Discord going? The Discord's going. I okay. Hey, let's pump the brakes. Seems like you're getting little heated at the moment. Thank you. Thank you. ⁓ best match I watched ⁓ was Senka versus Yuna from Sunday Girls May tenth. That match r fucking that rules. ⁓ I have not watched much Senka. I f Dan, I was hearing you talk about her last week and I've been like
Dan Rice (31:20)
I've discourse what d get whatever you want going, going. Gone.
Sorry. Sorry.
Orchid (31:37)
yeah. My match goes.
Tanner (31:39)
Yeah, it was pretty good.
Sam DiMascio (31:48)
Okay, I'm a little mad she's that good, I guess is where I'm at. 'Cause No and I won't, because one, it's old news.
Tanner (31:52)
Have you watched the hero match?
Okay, well. He's w it's this year.
Orchid (32:01)
You watch the match three weeks a yeah, you bet yeah you b
Sam DiMascio (32:01)
Is that true? That's that's crazy. This year's been so fucking long. I could have swore that was twenty twenty five. I would have swore that was twenty twenty five. You're telling me God bless. All right. Well then I guess I'll watch it. ⁓
Tanner (32:03)
Yeah.
Dan Rice (32:05)
Yeah, that's crazy.
Tanner (32:09)
Literally happened like three weeks before the match you were just talking about. What the fuck?
No. Who's this year? That's also
Orchid (32:16)
That was Aja.
Tanner (32:21)
Old news.
Dan Rice (32:22)
It it's it's it's it's fine.
Sam DiMascio (32:23)
My bad.
Tanner (32:26)
Yeah, I mean yeah, it's not like a great match or anything, but it it's just fun to see, you know, Chris.
Sam DiMascio (32:36)
I wish I could see Chris. I understand why, but
Miss you, big dog. Anyway. Everyone go see I Senka versus Yuna. Yuna's my girl. ⁓ sh the rules. I feel like people don't respect her enough. I don't know if she does I
Orchid (32:49)
Yeah.
Tanner (32:55)
You don't think there's enough people talking about Sinai girls?
Sam DiMascio (32:58)
I don't think there's enough people talking about Una specifically. I people too many people talk about stardom versus Hyundai Girls.
Orchid (33:07)
Not around these parts. We don't I mean, n yeah, no no one no one talks about starting around these parts, thank fucking goodness. ⁓
Sam DiMascio (33:09)
No, no, no, these parts.
Tanner (33:13)
Yeah, I don't I don't think I e ever see somebody mention stardom unless it's unnamed people in the Discord being like, Hey, I've only seen twenty eight hundred matches this year. What's the best stardom stuff I should watch?
Orchid (33:26)
⁓ you could say my name. You could say my name. it's no big deal. Say okay, I'm not offended.
Sam DiMascio (33:26)
Yeah, it's pretty cool. It's pretty it's pretty cool when they do that.
⁓ I watched some other stuff. I watched some Wrestling Revolver. Sh probably shouldn't have shouldn't have done that. That was not
Tanner (33:41)
Love to be in your brain.
Sam DiMascio (33:44)
⁓ I watched a a recommendation will be Crash versus Joe Alonzo from February 5th.
Dan Rice (33:52)
How many people do you imagine are gonna take that recommendation?
Sam DiMascio (33:55)
Just you, honestly. Like it's the audience of one that I'm talking to.
Tanner (33:56)
J I would say literally just Dan. It's just Dan.
Dan Rice (33:57)
That is that is the right answer.
Sam DiMascio (34:04)
⁓ I can't tell who c is Crash from old Chakara am I making that up? Yeah, Crash Jackson. Correct, correct. ⁓ was that no what promotion am I thinking of if it's not?
Tanner (34:14)
Believe it was a game developed by Naughty Dog.
Sam DiMascio (34:21)
Check out.
Tanner (34:21)
Lucha Baboom
Sam DiMascio (34:25)
It could be. It could be. I don't think it is. But you know what? It could be. Nope.
Orchid (34:25)
Yeah.
Tanner (34:30)
SOCal Pro Wrestle Carnival
Orchid (34:33)
shit.
Sam DiMascio (34:35)
I I do not think so. ⁓ he did wrestle in Rockstar Pro, which is really I think a promotion after Dan's heart as well. ⁓ so there you go. ⁓ Joe Alonzo, probably making my VP one hundred because I'm gonna not watch a ton of wrestling this year, but what's wrong with that? Yeah, a big Joe Alonzo fan, Dan. What's wrong with that? It's a sleaze ball. You don't like that little sleaze ball?
Dan Rice (34:53)
Gross.
I'm not. I'm not.
A fellow sleazeball, okay.
Sam DiMascio (35:09)
that seems like right up your alley.
Yeah, you're more
Dan Rice (35:13)
I I actually I find Joel on the ⁓ shit. I for
Tanner (35:14)
Holy shit, that got fucked up.
Orchid (35:17)
Yeah, it's cat's it's cat's cat you guys are missing missing some good stuff talking Joe Lons out
Sam DiMascio (35:20)
There's a lot
Tanner (35:24)
They turn like
Dan Rice (35:24)
Is Joel on the internet?
Sam DiMascio (35:28)
He's got some he's got some hands on him.
Tanner (35:32)
Now what does that mean?
Sam DiMascio (35:32)
yeah. It's just like look at the hands. Did you see those things?
Dan Rice (35:36)
What a cliff like when you're talking about the hands and women's bodies and
Sam DiMascio (35:39)
⁓ See, look at those things.
Orchid (35:39)
Mm.
Tanner (35:44)
okay. I thought you were still talking about Joe Alonso.
Sam DiMascio (35:47)
No. I don't look at Joe Alonso's hand, but whatever.
Orchid (35:48)
Yeah, me too. Me too. Me too. You're not a you're not the you're not the kind of girl who like asked for handpicks, Sam? I'm a little shocked to hear that. You would have struck me as as the type. Not your thing? Not your thing? Okay. Feeties, alright. Do you the other sets of digits?
Tanner (35:51)
I was so confused. I was like, What do you mean?
Sam DiMascio (35:57)
No, not my thing. Not my thing. Feetsies. ⁓ feetsies. Look at the s look at this this freak. Ugh Yeah. I d I dig that. I dig that.
Orchid (36:09)
Yeah.
Dan Rice (36:11)
I didn't like that.
Orchid (36:16)
I'm here for it. It took a really long time. ⁓ shit. Ooh. It took a really long time for there to be a freak. It I was very disappointed.
Dan Rice (36:18)
Not about that.
Sam DiMascio (36:18)
Thumb is
Ooh That thumb is there we go. Good stuff.
⁓ yeah! Raise the roof. I love that. What a fucking movie.
Orchid (36:31)
This is
Sam DiMascio (36:41)
What a movie. Remember when someone said what is Mystery Science Theater 3000? That was crazy.
Tanner (36:42)
Man.
Orchid (36:45)
It's just it's it's this podcast now. This is ⁓ we said that it doesn't work, but it does work. You just have to talk about bad wrestling.
Sam DiMascio (36:51)
It does work.
Dan Rice (36:51)
It's like, hey, it doesn't work. We're gonna do it once every three weeks.
Tanner (36:54)
Hey, hey, if if this is the I'll be on the podcast every fucking week if it's this.
Sam DiMascio (36:55)
It's so it's so cool.
Orchid (36:59)
I would never watch another movie. I'm deleting movie.
Sam DiMascio (37:01)
⁓
God.
Orchid (37:10)
Usually it is gonna be interesting though we do have to figure out where we're gonna pick. Usually we pick what we're gonna watch next time, like during these episodes. I mean, we can always do Witches of Breastwick. I just haven't had luck torrent in it yet.
Tanner (37:20)
I thought we already said Malcolm X.
Sam DiMascio (37:22)
Dan, I thought you already downloaded it.
Orchid (37:22)
You said Malcolm X. That's true. Dan did download which is a best a breastwick.
Sam DiMascio (37:27)
You just gotta send them the file. Just send the file to ORCID.
Dan Rice (37:27)
I think I have it on my computer.
Orchid (37:30)
You got a Plex server, big boy?
You could send the file to me. One or the other. We could share a plex.
Sam DiMascio (37:36)
That sounds like a lot of work for him.
Are the indies dead now? Are we allowed to make that call? Cool, cool. I think it's pretty sick.
Orchid (37:41)
What the fuck is that me Yeah. Yeah, yeah, they're dead.
Tanner (37:45)
Yeah, I think it was probably late twenty nineteen where I made the call, but Yeah they
Orchid (37:50)
I don't I I don't wanna answer this question based on a a indie promotion. Yeah, based on an indie promotion that existed for five months.
Sam DiMascio (37:54)
produce I do think that's very funny though. I do like the idea that we're now we can have the honest conversation. ⁓
Orchid (38:04)
I brother, I've been having I've been having Ever since A Ferrero showed up.
Tanner (38:07)
Who I mean ju who could have seen it coming?
Sam DiMascio (38:11)
I think indies truly died when the Sexton Alliance broke up. Like that's when it ended for me.
Tanner (38:17)
I think when Evolve ran Gulag versus Timothy Thatcher in a deat match is when indie wrestling died for me.
Dan Rice (38:29)
I think it's when the wokes kicked out Rob Feinstein.
Orchid (38:32)
Mm.
Tanner (38:33)
Ooh, okay. I think it's when ECW got kicked off TNN.
Dan Rice (38:38)
There we go.
Now Sam, did the Sexton Alliance break up?
Sam DiMascio (38:46)
Okay, th they had a fucking one match where they come back in August. That's nothing. That's nothing. Odd retired. So
Dan Rice (38:51)
Okay. All right. And and they did
Yeah. Did you watch that match? It's very funny.
Sam DiMascio (38:58)
That's really No, absolutely not. Okay. Now I'm gonna have to.
Dan Rice (39:04)
Well it's I mean it's also like it's also like forty minutes long.
Sam DiMascio (39:07)
⁓ I now have to have to ⁓
Dan Rice (39:10)
And that's not including the post match.
Sam DiMascio (39:14)
That's so funny.
Dan Rice (39:15)
So like clear a full hour and then dive in.
Tanner (39:17)
Holy shit, everyone I have breaking news.
Sam DiMascio (39:18)
I'm aren't so ready.
They've hit the second tower.
Tanner (39:26)
never mind. This isn't even Burger King in America. This is Indian Burger King. I'm just I'm just gonna sit y'all the picture I saw on Instagram. It was very much a turn on the TV any channel. I c I kind of f I'm posting it in the Discord. If this shit was coming to America, it looks like doo doo.
Sam DiMascio (39:33)
⁓ god.
Orchid (39:57)
Mmm
Tanner (39:58)
Are y'all are y'all looking at the doomsday shit whopper?
Sam DiMascio (40:02)
Shit whopper.
Tanner (40:03)
Or can I interest you in the Thor Thunder chicken nuggets that are also covered in the green shit?
Sam DiMascio (40:09)
this is my favorite Instagram account.
Orchid (40:11)
I gotta be honest with you. I ate some chicken this week that looked much fucking worse than that.
Tanner (40:15)
I think we all did, did we not?
Orchid (40:17)
I think we all might have. I think Dan's the only one who hasn't.
Sam DiMascio (40:18)
Okay, they didn't look that bad.
Dan Rice (40:19)
I I I say I did not. I I have self-respect. I'm so sorry, guys.
Tanner (40:24)
It's it's sh it's shockingly good. It is shockingly good.
Orchid (40:24)
Yeah.
Sam DiMascio (40:26)
Shocking. That's literally what I sent Orchid.
Orchid (40:30)
I have I I I have a I have I have made six people try those fucking wings and every one of them is like that shit fucking ripped. That's not what they said. They they they responded affirmatively. They didn't necessarily say that it ripped per sec.
Dan Rice (40:42)
All all of them universally across the board said that shit fucking ripped.
Orchid (40:46)
Every one of them, including my gay boss. That would be hilarious. Or can that shit reps.
Sam DiMascio (40:46)
Ha ha ha.
Dan Rice (40:49)
Okay, so it's
no. Now what's that?
Sam DiMascio (40:54)
No. No. You can't do that. Okay.
Orchid (40:56)
What Yes I can. I'm gay too. There's so much there's so much that th there's a lot of pleasure in having a gay boss. You you gotta say a lot of really fucked up things that you wouldn't be able to say otherwise. Chats to Tim. I know you're not listening to this.
Tanner (40:58)
Same thing.
Sam DiMascio (41:11)
Não, tem de boss.
Dan Rice (41:12)
I'll s I'll send it to him.
Orchid (41:14)
He'll probably love it to be honest.
I would eat the fuck out of this Whopper. The fact that you just dip in a hamburger just in green curry sauce from Burger King, that looks fucking appealing as fuck. I got so many questions about this bun too.
Dan Rice (41:30)
Can I still get these wings? How long how is it over? Was that like a Halloween thing?
Orchid (41:33)
You y you got till tomorrow.
Tanner (41:35)
Yeah, I was about to say I think tomorrow's the last day.
Dan Rice (41:36)
Shit. ⁓ shit. That's some real pressure. I'm waking up at 7 a.m. or 6 a.m. and going to DC. Maybe there's a wing stop on the way.
Orchid (41:37)
Mm-hmm.
You've been pretty tr you've been pretty transparent with me about not really enjoying Wingstop, otherwise I would have bought it for you.
Dan Rice (41:50)
It's yeah, it's not really my thing. We're gonna have one in town soon, so that's exciting, I guess.
Tanner (41:54)
What do you what do you mean not your thing? What do you mean hot wings aren't your thing?
Dan Rice (41:58)
I like hot wings. I don't like wing stop. I don't think they're very good these way.
Orchid (41:58)
Wink which I think is which is which is fair. That's entirely fair. It might not be. It might not be. But I I I lie to him. ⁓
Tanner (42:03)
I don't think that's fair at all.
Where you getting wings from, Dan?
Dan Rice (42:11)
Okay, first off, calm down. By the way, the closest wing stop to me for two months has been twenty four twenty minutes away, twenty-five minutes away. And before that, it was an hour away. So it's not like I'm turning down Wingstop every day. Secondly, I don't know. I go to ⁓ Wings Etc. I go to B dubs.
Sam DiMascio (42:27)
Sorry, is Wings etc an actual place?
Tanner (42:28)
Okay okay, so Buffalo Wild Wings is Buffalo Wild Wings is way shittier than Wingstop. A thousand percent.
Dan Rice (42:33)
No, no, not even close. And also, also, when I go to B dubs, I it's a restaurant where I get treated like a human.
Tanner (42:42)
That's not true.
Sam DiMascio (42:42)
B dubs, they know my name when I walk in theirs.
Dan Rice (42:45)
When when I go to freaking wingstop, I have to come like I have to pack or I'm fucking dead. Like it's so scary there.
Tanner (42:52)
I love to think that Dan is the norm of his local ⁓ Buffalo Wild Wings. And they just all scream his name when he comes in.
Sam DiMascio (43:00)
He sued him once and like they've been nice to him ever since.
Tanner (43:03)
Yeah.
Orchid (43:03)
Ha ha ha.
Dan Rice (43:03)
One time I will say I was a I was a regular at when I worked at BJ's wholesale club, there was a subway in there and I was the regular I mean I worked there, so I would eat there literally every day, same sub every day. And then one time I just stood there and I didn't realize it was a new person. I didn't start making my sub without me saying anything, and it was the most awkward time of my life. I just ran away. I gotta go. Turkey.
Italian herbs and cheese.
Tanner (43:31)
It was great. That's crazy they didn't have it written down somewhere.
Dan Rice (43:36)
They f they should have. That was a big part of their business.
How do you know what the flavor next month is? Right, we don't know until tomorrow as well.
Orchid (43:47)
⁓ I might let me I'm a VIP. Let me see if I can figure it out. I am, I'm a VIP. I d a lot of what ⁓ well I I was really hoping to ⁓ use my point ⁓ for Sam, but I didn't get a chance to do that. ⁓ no, it's okay, it's a okay, and I wasn't gonna make you I wasn't gonna make you go pick it up. but what that does mean is that I do have points with your name on it. ⁓ and I can transfer them to you if you get yourself a ⁓ a little wing stop account for yourself. ⁓ just wanna be clear about that.
Dan Rice (43:49)
Shut the fuck up.
Orchid (44:18)
I did learn that you could transfer points. I'm thinking about doing that for ⁓ trans day of remembrance next year because I think I'm thinking about sharing my VIP code in case anybody wants to give me any
Dan Rice (44:26)
You're transferring the points.
Orchid (44:30)
fuck. I love that. That's great. That's beautiful.
Tanner (44:32)
Damn dude, nice one.
Dan Rice (44:34)
I'm I'm cutting Tanner out of this episode. He's pissing me off.
Orchid (44:41)
Okay. Actually so
Dan Rice (44:42)
Right after right after he made the NFL sound, he just says fucking audio cut.
Orchid (44:48)
Dan, when are you when do you get back? It actually looks like these chicken wings are gonna be around until the sixth.
Dan Rice (44:53)
Okay. Well I get back on the sixth.
Orchid (44:54)
Alright, well all right. Well just text me when you land and I'll make sure that they're there waiting for you at a home. You're driving to DC. Ooh.
Dan Rice (44:59)
I'm I'm driving the I'm driving to the sea. I'm not landing anywhere.
Tanner (45:00)
Dude, hot piping hot wing stuff.
Orchid (45:05)
No.
Sam DiMascio (45:07)
How do I feel about aquariums?
Orchid (45:09)
Love an aquarium.
Dan Rice (45:10)
Yeah, I got aquarium.
Tanner (45:11)
Like hold on, like for in-home use?
Sam DiMascio (45:15)
Nope. Nope.
Dan Rice (45:16)
no, I don't want I know I'm not I'm not about that stuff.
Sam DiMascio (45:19)
Like going to an aquarium.
Dan Rice (45:21)
I I think they're fun.
Tanner (45:22)
yeah, they're cool. I'm going to one next month.
Sam DiMascio (45:24)
It's an aquarium coming to Syracuse.
Orchid (45:24)
Yeah. Which one are you going to?
Tanner (45:28)
⁓ the one in Gatlinburg, the Ripley's aquarium. Yeah. It's pretty sick.
Dan Rice (45:31)
rip leaves?
Orchid (45:32)
okay. Okay. Okay.
Dan Rice (45:35)
I've been there many a time.
Sam DiMascio (45:35)
Does it have like three eyed fish or what's up with that?
Tanner (45:37)
Yeah. I I have as too. I haven't been there in since before COVID.
Sam DiMascio (45:44)
Do we turn off the
Dan Rice (45:44)
Cincinnati's got a really good aquarium. Well, Newport, Kentucky, but same thing.
Orchid (45:45)
I
Sam DiMascio (45:49)
My baby boy.
Tanner (45:50)
Hmm. I've never heard that. That Cincinnati's in Kentucky.
Dan Rice (45:54)
It have you really never heard that?
Tanner (45:57)
No.
Dan Rice (45:58)
okay. Well you don't know a lot about Cincinnati then I don't know what tell ya. You don't know a lot about Cincinnati, Kentucky, or Ohio. You're embarrassing yourself and it's fine.
Tanner (46:02)
Hey, guess not.
Hey, that that's my bad. ⁓ hey hey jo
Dan Rice (46:08)
Yeah. Wh where what what state what state do you think the Cincinnati airport's in?
Tanner (46:14)
Oo Well you're asking me, which makes me think it's a trick question. I'm going to say
Dan Rice (46:21)
Yeah, it's in the Kentucky.
Sam DiMascio (46:23)
There we go. Got him. Got him. Damn let him answer. Didn't even let him answer.
Tanner (46:25)
That wouldn't have been my guess.
Yeah, to be fair I can't be wrong if I don't answer.
Dan Rice (46:34)
Does anyone else want to talk about wrestling they watch? You don't have to.
Orchid (46:36)
⁓
Sam DiMascio (46:38)
Or did you watch any wrestling?
Orchid (46:40)
I did. I watched a little. yeah. ⁓ I did right before I hopping on this call, I watched ⁓ the Kenny Omega Bolton Oleg ⁓ Yoda Sushi match. good. Enjoyed it. Had had a good time with it. ⁓ I'm not a big fan of three way matches. I I had to, ⁓ important this household. ⁓
Sam DiMascio (46:41)
Tell me about it.
Dan Rice (46:42)
well.
I didn't even know
Orchid (47:04)
But yeah, enjoyed that. Thought it was pretty good. ⁓ I did and also after that, did the ⁓ Dan Severn Kenny Omega match, ⁓ which is unearth b yeah.
Dan Rice (47:14)
⁓ I'm a liar. I watched two wrestling matches. Yeah, that was fun as fuck.
Orchid (47:17)
You watched that too? It was. It was enjoyable. ⁓ I really my favorite bit of that match was just like just watching how like fucking tiny Kenny Omega looks next to Dan fucking Severn. Looks like he ate two Kenny Omegas before the wrestling match started, which I fucking love. Good time. I liked that Kenny looked like a bitch during a lot of it. I enjoyed that a lot. ⁓ then ⁓ I did I I promised myself I'd watch Sleed versus Priscilla Kelly, but I didn't get to that so
Sam DiMascio (47:17)
hell yeah.
Orchid (47:46)
Tune in next Thursday, I guess. Yeah, big top. ⁓ and last night I watched ⁓ the first Friday Not Gotcha show from Marvelous. ⁓ third week in a row, we're gonna talk about Chica. ⁓ another fun Chica match. ⁓ it was a tag. Really feels like the spiritual successor to you in many ways. ⁓ really enjoyed that. And the main event on that show.
Dan Rice (47:46)
Next week, big top.
Orchid (48:12)
I'll tell y'all what it is. You can tell me if you understand what if you if you would know what the stipulation means. It was a secret captains fall double elimination eight-man tag team match.
Dan Rice (48:23)
Okay.
Tanner (48:24)
So the captain's not known and you have to pin him twice, would be my guess.
Orchid (48:28)
That was what
Dan Rice (48:28)
Or you have to pin okay. I was gonna say pin everyone else twice, but the captain only have pin once.
Orchid (48:34)
I think you only had to pin the captain once, but it was ⁓ with a two count.
Sam DiMascio (48:40)
That I don't like that.
Orchid (48:42)
Yeah, and
Tanner (48:42)
That actually sounds fucking awesome. I don't know. I'm kinda with it.
Sam DiMascio (48:45)
No, I'm against it.
Orchid (48:45)
It was it was ⁓ it was kind of fun. I mean I didn't realize what was going on for half of it and like midway through the match I just like messaged in the ton and was like, Can you explain what happens? Like what's going on in this match to me? And and he was like, I haven't watched it yet, but he got back to me later in the evening and explained it. ⁓ but yeah, no, I it was it was pretty enjoyable. It was fun. It was little too long, twenty four minutes. ⁓
Well yeah. I don't know.
Dan Rice (49:10)
don't like this ⁓ then the main event I don't like this Chica go to girl.
Orchid (49:14)
What do you like about her? She got a big butt.
Dan Rice (49:16)
⁓ I accidentally watched like two minutes of her match trying to figure out where the real Chico was.
Orchid (49:23)
Yeah, she was a little bit earlier on the show. Yeah, but she's a tall Japanese woman. I'm I'm shocked that you're you're not more into Pika. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that that makes sense. That makes sense. Just know from her other work. Yeah, totally. Totally. but yeah, that was that was about it for the most part. ⁓ I watched some other shit, and really worth talking. ⁓ Dice I watched no the other one the other match that I watched ⁓ before I hopped on this call.
Dan Rice (49:29)
No, no, I'm following her on Instagram, but
Tanner (49:34)
Didn't even know she was a wrestler.
Yeah.
Orchid (49:51)
was ⁓ from the D D T show ⁓ I think two nights ago. I did not watch the main event, which was apparently Mao and Chris Brooks going for thirty two minutes. So
Tanner (50:00)
They wrestled a half hour. I I saw that ⁓ yeah, that's nuts.
Sam DiMascio (50:00)
Sounds great.
Orchid (50:03)
Yep. Yep. I mean bise bisexuals with autism needs something, I guess, to keep themselves interested. ⁓ but I did watch the Zack Sabre Jr. and Shinyeoki match, which was fun. I I think that it started off like much more like a Zack Sabre Jr. match than you'd want it to be and probably ended up being more that more of a Zack Saber Jr. match than a Shinyeoki match. But I I it's still enjoyable. Shinya's like just such a fucking blast. He does like
He does a Tope suicida midway through the match. It's just kinda like, bro, what are you doing? a top rope, ⁓ top rope knee drop. ⁓ yeah, it's not gonna blow you out of the water. ⁓ if if you're not a fan of Zach matches, probably not for you, but if you like Shinya, nah, you're not gonna feel your time was wasted quick, too. Well yeah, that's that's about it. And then just some Sasha Banks and prep for ⁓ Patron Saints.
Dan Rice (50:59)
Speaking of gay boss.
Orchid (51:01)
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Sam DiMascio (51:03)
Got Got Own owned her ass, you know? All right.
Anything else?
Dan Rice (51:12)
So Tanner, I don't wanna ask Tanner because it feels like you watch like a lot of a lot of stuff that makes me really sad.
Sam DiMascio (51:19)
So how is Russell Odyssey two, Tanner?
Tanner (51:23)
I don't know what that is.
Sam DiMascio (51:27)
It's Pro Wrestling Noah's last show, I believe.
Dan Rice (51:30)
No, Tanner's always talking about the Fed now. He's always like checking out the newest CM Punk matches.
Tanner (51:30)
Mm.
Sam DiMascio (51:33)
⁓
Tanner (51:33)
Okay. Okay. Not true. I
Sam DiMascio (51:36)
I did see that in a Discord. He was just like, What's like the latest and greatest in world wrestling entertainment?
Tanner (51:42)
I literally didn't ask that.
Dan Rice (51:43)
He said, has Jay Uso been anything good lately?
Sam DiMascio (51:46)
Ye e
Tanner (51:46)
No, no, no, don't you fuck on me, Dan? ⁓ No, I I had what was it? I think I saw a picture of punk on Reddit, and I'm like, well, this is clearly doctored because this man has gained 30 pounds since the last time I've seen him. ⁓ so I w and I was like, Well, I'm kinda I kinda wanna see what Sammy's up to because they've given him the belt twice this year. So I was like, okay, I'll I'll watch like this random house show match.
And yeah, Punk has gained like 30 pounds since the last time I seen him. ⁓ but I I'm so I did watch the Chad Gable match from last week, the house show match, and it's good, but I don't think it was good because of Punk. I d I just I don't know. It's kind of sad at the like watching him. Like I mean, he's still fine. Like it I mean in the WWE, he's probably still like one of their top five guys, but like in the
Orchid (52:20)
You don't say.
Tanner (52:44)
broader picture of wrestling around the world, like I he if he makes my one hundred, it's gonna be like bottom five. Like he he just like he can still be fun and he like the volume's probably there, but he just doesn't have anything like crazy good.
Sam DiMascio (53:04)
I'll never know.
Tanner (53:06)
Now Semi Zayn, he's had pretty good year. He'll make my one hundred.
I'm also trying to artificially pump Sami Zayn stocks because I'm collecting his cards.
Orchid (53:21)
Well, this is this is one way to help it.
Dan Rice (53:21)
I hate to say it. What if you killed him?
Tanner (53:26)
Well ⁓
Sam DiMascio (53:26)
Didn't help Robert. Didn't help Robert.
Dan Rice (53:28)
Shit. You're right.
Tanner (53:32)
I will say, ⁓ if you're currently sitting on autograph pock AEW cards, they are selling for a shit ton on eBay because I did look the other day. ⁓
Sam DiMascio (53:42)
Let me tell ya, that hall of fame, what a disaster.
Orchid (53:49)
You mean this one? This Hall of Fame? Yeah, that was not great. Not great.
Sam DiMascio (53:50)
This one, the Violent People Hall of Fame. One correct, Dan. You bastardized it by electing nominating Hashimoto.
Tanner (53:54)
What happened?
Orchid (53:59)
They didn't let
They didn't let me nominate you, Tanner. That's what happened. That's what we're all upset about.
Dan Rice (54:05)
What are you saying, Sam?
Sam DiMascio (54:06)
It's your fault that Hashimoto got in and McFoley didn't.
Dan Rice (54:11)
Who did you nominate right before Hashimoto? It was somebody real.
Tanner (54:16)
Rover.
Dan Rice (54:17)
No.
Sam DiMascio (54:18)
⁓ I I don't know. Where's where where did we keep this? ⁓ yeah, and people were racist. Racist people.
Dan Rice (54:22)
Carlos Cologne.
Tanner (54:28)
Well only like six people have ever watched Puerto Rico wrestling, so
Dan Rice (54:33)
Three of them are penned.
Tanner (54:35)
Yeah, and two of are Dylan on the WKO forums fifteen years ago.
Orchid (54:45)
shit. Whoa.
Sam DiMascio (54:49)
He's getting l ⁓
Dan Rice (54:49)
yeah.
Orchid (54:50)
About to be a different type of castle freak going on here.
Hmm.
Sam DiMascio (54:55)
This is this is where the g movie gets good. Not not that you needed me to tell ya. Yeah, that's how you know it's getting good. Yep.
Dan Rice (54:58)
I can tell. It's just the rest of the podcast is silent.
Orchid (54:59)
No.
Dan Rice (55:07)
⁓
Tanner (55:07)
Whoa.
What do you think's in that bottle?
Orchid (55:14)
Hum.
Sam DiMascio (55:16)
Hum?
Orchid (55:17)
Fine Italian cum. Yeah.
Tanner (55:19)
No hey, no such thing.
Orchid (55:22)
Okay, okay, okay.
Dan Rice (55:22)
ho ho ho ho ho.
Sam DiMascio (55:25)
That's racist against Italians.
Orchid (55:26)
Man, did I the amount of the amount of mm
Tanner (55:26)
Looks like they're trying to bite each other.
Dan Rice (55:26)
You you can be racist against Italians.
Tanner (55:31)
Yes, you can.
Sam DiMascio (55:36)
Yeah. It's getting freaky.
Tanner (55:40)
Can you imagine your feet being that dirty?
Sam DiMascio (55:44)
My wife says my feet are that dirty.
Tanner (55:47)
Wow, that's crazy, yeah. That's something I would have never said.
Dan Rice (55:47)
I have pr I have I I walk around I walk around barefoot a lot, if I'm being totally honest.
Orchid (55:50)
Yeah.
Sam DiMascio (55:52)
It same. Same.
Tanner (55:54)
That's disgusting. You're a fucking real estate agent.
Dan Rice (55:57)
Well, I mean, I I don't like go into strangers' houses with them. Like in my house, if I want to go to my garage right now, I'm probably not putting shoes on, if I'm being honest.
Orchid (55:58)
I don't think.
Tanner (56:03)
Yeah, in your own house, of course you're barefoot. If you wear shoes in your house, you're a fucking freak. ⁓ what are we talking about?
Orchid (56:06)
Yes.
Dan Rice (56:07)
No, but I meant if I walk outside, I'm not gonna put I'm not gonna put shoes on every time I go outside.
Tanner (56:11)
Yeah, yeah, in the vicinity of your own home, yeah, that's the normal thing to do.
Sam DiMascio (56:11)
Yeah.
Orchid (56:12)
That's
Dan Rice (56:16)
Okay, what I'm just saying.
Tanner (56:18)
Because you can't say, ⁓ I don't ever wear shoes. Except every time I leave the house. What are we talking about? Whoa, whoa, everyone shut up.
Dan Rice (56:26)
sh
Sam DiMascio (56:28)
Don't sh don't sh sh three that That's too much. That's that's too much.
Dan Rice (56:32)
Don't ruin this for me, guys. Don't ruin this for me.
Orchid (56:35)
No, go back to talking about your feet. This is the perfect time to talk about your feet actually. We've talked a lot about feet this episode. Let's keep it up.
Dan Rice (56:40)
I'm fucking I I'm gonna start taking my shoes off on airplanes because of Tanner.
Orchid (56:45)
That's awesome. I love that. That is fantastic. Whoa, full blood Nah, see, nah, if you pay attention if you paid attention Not every week, just w once a month, once a month. ⁓ once a month, once a month. It's pretty good. It's pretty good. This is what happens when you leave and don't listen. ⁓ you you miss out on
Tanner (56:47)
Whoa!
Dan Rice (56:48)
⁓ we got Bush.
Tanner (56:52)
y'all do it every week.
Dan Rice (56:57)
the one and it's always the best.
Tanner (57:04)
I do listen sometimes, I just I d I no I I legitimately do listen to most of them.
Dan Rice (57:05)
Sandra listens every week.
Sam DiMascio (57:12)
I can't you can't enjoy this because you know he's committing adultery right now. You know? And I like infidelity, like terrible. No, Jeffrey Combs.
Orchid (57:18)
Tanner? okay. Yeah, that's a fair point. That's a fair point. I don't think so.
Dan Rice (57:21)
That's crazy.
Tanner (57:25)
Is that not his wife?
Sam DiMascio (57:29)
⁓ There's not been a person of this race in the movie thus far, and now you're like, hey, is that his is that his wife? No
Tanner (57:34)
Now are his pants still completely on?
Dan Rice (57:38)
That's how I do it. Shoes off, pants on.
Orchid (57:43)
Just unzipped and let it hang? I love that.
Tanner (57:44)
Yeah. T time to get sexy, everybody. Take off your shoes.
Dan Rice (57:45)
Yeah, okay.
Tanner (57:51)
My God, didn't even take the damn sports coat off.
Orchid (57:55)
I mean he came you know, I mean he didn't seem like he could really last all that line long.
Tanner (57:59)
Well, I mean he's a fucking dog. What do you expect? Getting it on in Castle Favor every second. Come on.
Dan Rice (58:02)
Yeah.
Orchid (58:10)
I know exactly what the plot of this movie is. I I was very informed that this guy was married.
Sam DiMascio (58:17)
The Barbara Crampton.
Orchid (58:17)
Sentomila. ⁓ shit.
Tanner (58:19)
I try not to delve too much into the personal lives of the characters on screen.
Orchid (58:25)
Hm. How polite of you.
Sam DiMascio (58:25)
I've seen your letterbox, I know.
Tanner (58:29)
Yeah.
Sam DiMascio (58:31)
Got Got
J I know we're being silent here, but there is no more sex happening currently. Just to clear the air.
Dan Rice (58:40)
No, I'm trying to find the name of that woman with the bush but I can't can't track her down.
Sam DiMascio (58:44)
⁓ my god
Orchid (58:44)
⁓ You don't gotta you don't gotta do it's it's pl we're in Plex. We don't even have to do all that. Hold on one second. Hang tight. Yeah. Yeah, there you go, yeah, there it is. There it is.
Dan Rice (58:50)
⁓ it's Raffaella Ofadani.
Tanner (58:51)
I'm putting I'm putting woman in woman with bush into Google and it's gonna be a lot.
Sam DiMascio (58:53)
Yep. Yes, it is.
Dan Rice (58:58)
Give me a lot to deal with.
Orchid (58:58)
Yep.
Tanner (59:00)
I've got a lot to work with here.
Sam DiMascio (59:01)
This is a very important scene that we're about to witness here. So really gotta
Tanner (59:06)
Sam, have you watched this movie or are you like guessing?
Dan Rice (59:06)
We gotta lock into the scene.
That's a really good guess.
Tanner (59:11)
Yeah.
Sam DiMascio (59:11)
A little bit of both. A little bit of both.
Tanner (59:14)
Okay. Interesting. I don't know what that means.
Orchid (59:18)
So what's the big top t ⁓ has Tanner answered the question about what wrestling he's watched? Is it just a lot of CM Punk?
Dan Rice (59:23)
You talked about just CM Punk, every match CM Punk's ever had.
Tanner (59:27)
D no, that's not true. I haven't really watched that much in the past like
Orchid (59:27)
Mm-hmm.
Sam DiMascio (59:28)
Anything that and that Triple H is booking he's watching.
Tanner (59:32)
Yeah. ⁓ no, I haven't really watched that much in the past month, besides that and I went on ⁓ Antonio Honda bench like in September. That's about it.
Dan Rice (59:49)
yeah. ⁓
Tanner (59:50)
Yeah, not n nothing like crazy exciting, unfortunately.
Sam DiMascio (59:51)
Very cool.
No that's fair.
Dan Rice (1:00:02)
Well, Tater, can you ⁓ how's ⁓ funk and fall going? You wanna update the listeners?
Tanner (1:00:06)
⁓ yeah. ⁓ hey, it's going great. ⁓ Yeah, I'm ⁓ well not a funk and fall piece, I know that. but
Sam DiMascio (1:00:06)
I love that.
Orchid (1:00:12)
Well w what one up today?
Sam DiMascio (1:00:15)
⁓ hey thought you're gonna get You fucking on that. Die on the spot. ⁓
Dan Rice (1:00:17)
Hey, he got your ass. You thought you caught him slipping, Orchid.
Orchid (1:00:24)
I would never. He's he's a great project manager.
Tanner (1:00:29)
Is he floating?
Dan Rice (1:00:32)
I take it back, I think this guy is kinda handsome in like an ugly way.
Sam DiMascio (1:00:34)
Yeah. Yeah, you get it.
Tanner (1:00:35)
You know the scene at the dinner table when he was talking to that old woman, I was like, this doesn't even look like the same guy.
Orchid (1:00:36)
Mm.
Sam DiMascio (1:00:44)
Grows on ya. This guy with the unibrow doesn't grow on ya.
Orchid (1:00:49)
That's crazy. That's a crazy way to find out that your husband's sheen on you is that the w woman was eaten by a castle freak.
Tanner (1:00:59)
Also, why would you describe him as the guy with the unibrow when he's bald?
Sam DiMascio (1:01:04)
What the fuck does that mean? What the fuck does that mean?
Tanner (1:01:07)
I mean just feel I I feel like I noticed bald before Unibra, you know? He yeah, he's clearly fucking bald under there. That's definitely true.
Orchid (1:01:11)
He's wearing a hat. What are you talking about? I don't know if that's true. He might have a might he might have a nice little little tape taper going on. Taper fade.
Tanner (1:01:21)
No, no way. In nineteen ninety five? No way.
Orchid (1:01:25)
Well man, I'm fuck out of here with that. You know how many Italians had tape of fades nineteen ninety five? I probably was one. Yes. ⁓
Tanner (1:01:30)
Does this guy look Italian?
Dan Rice (1:01:33)
Yes.
Tanner (1:01:34)
Well he's not.
Sam DiMascio (1:01:36)
I don't know if that's true.
Orchid (1:01:37)
I don't
Tanner (1:01:37)
He's as he's as wide as they come. ⁓ also ⁓ look at the back of his head. Tell me that man ain't fucking bald.
Dan Rice (1:01:39)
I'm almost certain he is.
L listen to all the name listen to all the names of this movie. It's ⁓ Rafaela, Luca, Massimo.
Orchid (1:01:44)
There's no that's not
Sam DiMascio (1:01:51)
Spaniards.
Orchid (1:01:54)
Ukrainians, Kazakhstanis.
Dan Rice (1:01:57)
Don't don't get political with me. Not tonight of all nights.
Tanner (1:02:00)
Yeah, not to die fall nights.
Sam DiMascio (1:02:03)
⁓ They didn't k hey. They didn't eat her.
Dan Rice (1:02:04)
It's not going well for me and my boys right now.
Tanner (1:02:07)
Dan, what what's it look like on the big board?
Orchid (1:02:10)
Dan, do any parlay in for the elections?
Dan Rice (1:02:12)
⁓ right now I'm saying too close to call.
Sam DiMascio (1:02:16)
Ha ha.
Tanner (1:02:16)
do we have any polymarket affiliate links or anything we want to give out? Underwear code?
Dan Rice (1:02:23)
I really I really should have reached out to Orchid about this Paxton Tal Rico because Paxton was so low on Calci I had to buy them.
Tanner (1:02:33)
Yeah.
Orchid (1:02:33)
That's that's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy. What odds were you getting on it?
Dan Rice (1:02:36)
I just had to. I just had to. No, I didn't really buy he was he was down to twenty nine cents, which is crazy. But
Sam DiMascio (1:02:42)
Three to one.
Orchid (1:02:44)
Mm.
so Calci does actually work like to the stock. Like you're actually buying it at a price. That's crazy. That's crazy.
Dan Rice (1:02:50)
Yeah, you buy it at like twenty nine cents or something. I don't know. I don't do cow shade. I just do polymarket.
Tanner (1:02:52)
Yeah. That's how they get around like all the sports betting like laws in other states.
Orchid (1:03:00)
Yeah, no, that's that's how it's that how is that's how it is in Texas, but like I I put a bet in like a n like normal and then it tells me like how much how many shares I'm buying for w whatever price. It's great. I love it that way. It's just like it's just like, you know, gambling gambling the w you know, the good old fashioned way.
Dan Rice (1:03:11)
That's so stupid.
Yeah, you used to go down to the bookie and he'd tell you how many shares you get.
Orchid (1:03:25)
Yeah.
Sam DiMascio (1:03:28)
Ooh. There is some interesting definition on this in the Yeah!
Orchid (1:03:28)
⁓ man.
Damn. We're gonna see some but ⁓ waa yeah ⁓ hell yeah let's fucking go let's go sis all right shows gonna fuck that fucking castle freak that's crazy
Dan Rice (1:03:38)
⁓
Tanner (1:03:39)
Whoa.
Sam DiMascio (1:03:44)
So the the issue here, if you couldn't tell, is he has no dick to jerk. So she was sh she was trying to get out of this by just giving him the old herky jerky here and nothing to nothing nothing to nothing to herky or jerky.
Dan Rice (1:04:01)
He wants It didn't work.
Orchid (1:04:03)
Yeah.
Tanner (1:04:05)
The Herky Jerky. God damn.
Orchid (1:04:13)
Anytime either one of you are in this podcast, I have to really like lock in when it comes to episode titles. This is this has been a lot of work for me. I'm basically just in admin mode tonight. Basically.
Sam DiMascio (1:04:23)
What's
Dan Rice (1:04:24)
Just transcribing the whole episode.
Orchid (1:04:31)
Wow, she's he's still gonna yo, this castle freak's still gonna try to get toppy. okay. I thought I thought he was going a different direction. ⁓ I was gonna fuck, wait, no, whoa, whoa, whoa, ⁓ shit. The audio on this g hold on one second. What's it?
Tanner (1:04:31)
We get
Wow, I draw the line on choking.
Sam DiMascio (1:04:42)
Don't don't jack up the audio.
Orchid (1:04:51)
Yeah.
Dan Rice (1:04:53)
⁓ god.
Orchid (1:04:56)
Yo, those Italians be crazy in the bedroom. Does not match my experience growing up in Sten Island. Not that freaky at least.
Dan Rice (1:05:01)
my God.
You got like this real family drama going on and mixed to the f castle freak as well.
Orchid (1:05:12)
This is a
Dan Rice (1:05:13)
Daughter's trying to save the parents' marriage. It's beautiful.
Orchid (1:05:16)
Giovanni.
Sam DiMascio (1:05:17)
Humans are the real freaks, you know?
Tanner (1:05:17)
Giovanni, maybe it is Italian.
Orchid (1:05:19)
Maybe it is. Maybe it is. They've been sp
Dan Rice (1:05:19)
Maybe. Maybe. We're sixty minutes in.
Tanner (1:05:24)
sorry it's not called a cazzo Lafrica, you know, how am I supposed to fucking know?
Orchid (1:05:29)
Do you speak Italian?
Tanner (1:05:30)
Yeah. Yep. Yep. Yep. Proshu to
Sam DiMascio (1:05:39)
I that's good. That's pretty good.
Orchid (1:05:43)
⁓ I'm dying on the inside.
should we get the questions? well we big time.
Dan Rice (1:05:54)
Since our last episode, 1981 and 1982 have both gone up. That's ⁓ I wish I knew who that was by good people, good folks all around. I had it up, but I guess I closed the okay. 1981 was John Langmead, and 1982 was, of course, Porick. It's a Poric Corner. ⁓ if you listen to this on Wednesday, we have 1983, forever and ever going up.
Tanner (1:06:03)
you know just as much as I do.
Orchid (1:06:03)
there's a Patrick.
Dan Rice (1:06:21)
By Ian Douglas.
Stuff all around. I had a piece go up about Le Petit Prince. some of the notes I've gotten so far is someone explaining to me that Le Petit Prince Le Grand Career, not for really French, which I knew.
Tanner (1:06:41)
Ha ha.
Dan Rice (1:06:42)
And then also someone has sent me what a stone is because I say, How could you ever know what a stone weighs? That so that so that I think I thought they said twelve, but I don't really remember. Let me see.
Tanner (1:06:50)
It's thirteen pounds, isn't it?
Dan Rice (1:06:56)
I got the DM right here.
It's not loading, but you get it.
Orchid (1:07:01)
Is this guy is is this guy up for like being is he is he is is on the ballot? I just listened to I listened to Dave talk to two fourteen pounds. Okay, good. I l I listened to Dave talk to two dudes about ⁓ at European cases on the ballot, and they didn't say a single fucking thing about wrestling the entire time. They're just talking about draw. it was one of the most painful fucking listening experiences I've I've ever participated in. ⁓
Dan Rice (1:07:06)
He's on he's on the ballot, yeah. He's on the ballot.
Fourteen pounds. Sorry. You listen to Dave.
Tanner (1:07:12)
Fourteen pounds, yeah.
Dan Rice (1:07:30)
It's okay, I'm gonna nominate him for the real Hall of Fame, the one with Shinya, Hashimoto, and Noel Robert.
Orchid (1:07:33)
Nice. Fuck yeah. Fuck yeah. The real Hall of Fame.
Tanner (1:07:37)
Don't worry, I'll get rovered in next time.
Dan Rice (1:07:40)
He's not eligible next time. You don't know the rules to our own Hall of Fame.
Sam DiMascio (1:07:42)
Come on, get together.
Tanner (1:07:43)
Yeah, I made the fucking rules. I thought I thought you could I thought ⁓ you could fail twice in a row.
Dan Rice (1:07:47)
You have to take it you have to take a cycle off your
So that's our big top.
Orchid (1:07:58)
Fuck. Awesome.
Sam DiMascio (1:08:01)
Having into questions.
Tanner (1:08:04)
Read and weep.
Dan Rice (1:08:05)
Black line.
Sam DiMascio (1:08:08)
Not a lot of questions this week.
Dan Rice (1:08:10)
No, which is funny because people were begging for questions. I think maybe you guys came on too strong.
Sam DiMascio (1:08:17)
I didn't ask for any.
Dan Rice (1:08:20)
Question for the pod, what is real emo?
Sam DiMascio (1:08:25)
Dan, I'll let you take this one.
Tanner (1:08:27)
Yeah. ⁓
Dan Rice (1:08:30)
Shit. All right. ⁓ but okay.
Orchid (1:08:31)
I don't no no no no no no no no no no no no no no he's not he's not on this I I want your answer to to what is real emo.
Dan Rice (1:08:38)
Question, what is real email is very easy. Anything that came out before 2007.
Sam DiMascio (1:08:45)
Perfect.
Dan Rice (1:08:45)
Any email that came out after that is not real email.
Orchid (1:08:46)
Mm, mm.
Tanner (1:08:48)
What what about email that came out in two thousand seven?
Dan Rice (1:08:52)
I pr it's on the line off the I need a case by case basis.
Tanner (1:08:55)
Infinity on High, the Fallout Boy album.
Orchid (1:08:55)
Why why you ti Yeah, you picking two thousand seven for for like Fallout Boy specific purposes or or Mike on my phone? that I mean I you know what that is actually a fair answer though, is like the year I graduated high school, like might be like
Dan Rice (1:08:58)
That that's
It's the year I graduated high school.
Tanner (1:09:06)
Jesus Christ.
Dan Rice (1:09:12)
I was not I nothing could be real emo to me after I'm an adult. I have to go to the fucking mines.
Orchid (1:09:16)
Mm.
Tanner (1:09:17)
Yep. But by that set now, because I think that argument falls apart because I didn't graduate till twenty fourteen. And there's so much ⁓ that makes you old because I am 30, by the way. ⁓ yeah. ⁓ I there's just nothing emo two thousand seven's probably good, but I I I draw the line at the graduated from high school bit.
Orchid (1:09:25)
my god.
I'm aware. Your wife tells me all the time.
Tanner (1:09:46)
'Cause I don't think there's any real emo between ⁓ seven and twenty fourteen. Holy shit. Sh she's on her period.
Orchid (1:09:50)
Holy shit. ⁓ that's that's
Sam DiMascio (1:09:53)
He's really he's doing some himself like a time right now.
Orchid (1:09:58)
Yeah.
Tanner (1:10:00)
He's supporting women. 'Cause she's on her period.
Sam DiMascio (1:10:00)
Yeah, we've all been there, you know what I'm saying? We're all thinking it.
Dan Rice (1:10:03)
So
Orchid (1:10:05)
know man I think I think there there was there's some pretty decent fucking like like third wave emo in the in the 2010s like a like a decent chunk of it. I don't really know if I know what the I mean like it like my answers is like probably like Nick Drake. Like I'm I'm I'm fucked up when it comes to emo. Like if you haven't killed yourself like I don't fucking care. ⁓ or
Sam DiMascio (1:10:24)
speaking of emo, w no one talked about danger days last week. What's up that? I dig that album a lot. Come on.
Orchid (1:10:29)
That's true.
I love that for you.
⁓ man, that was after two thousand and seven though. So obviously, you know, emo emo was dead. Huh.
Sam DiMascio (1:10:47)
Twenty ten. Yeah.
I didn't graduate high school 'til twenty eleven, so
Dan Rice (1:10:54)
Okay. Well any any definition that that means modern baseball isn't really Mo I'm on board.
Orchid (1:11:00)
You g I'm gonna fucking kill you.
I got a modern baseball tattoo. Stick and poke no less. Exactly. No.
Dan Rice (1:11:07)
my god.
Tanner (1:11:09)
What is it about?
Dan Rice (1:11:14)
I got a fucking I got a money ball tattoo.
Orchid (1:11:16)
That'd be sick. Fuck. Those are the sexiest fuck. That's really good.
Tanner (1:11:19)
I got the I got the whole script for the big short on my back.
Dan Rice (1:11:25)
God.
Sam DiMascio (1:11:26)
Yeah.
Dan Rice (1:11:28)
Yes, I guess I could ask more questions. ⁓ Q for the pink.
Which current WK21 book performer would have made the worst romantic match for Carol Seaver on Growing Pains?
Tanner (1:11:42)
Hold on, I feel like we're missing a bunch of questions. That was asked like today, was it not?
Dan Rice (1:11:48)
I think that w yeah, we'll get to those. I think that Orchid threw this question in here, but then Sam went and got all the other ones.
Tanner (1:11:51)
okay.
⁓ okay, okay. ⁓ I don't understand the question. Bad question, Skip.
Orchid (1:11:58)
Wrestle Kingdom. You do not get to say skip. Sorry. ⁓ stop buying couches, then you could start saying skip. ⁓ Wrestle Kingdom 21. That's that was what the question is. And if you don't know who those people are, you gotta pretend. I don't know. You have fucking Google. There would have been 2027, so that's right now. Who's the book for it? Rowe, MJF, Yo Show Shingo Takagi, John Boxley, Will Osprey, Calum Newman, Yoda Suji, Kenny Amanda.
Dan Rice (1:12:09)
Okay, who's booked for that? Yeah. ⁓ okay.
Tanner (1:12:17)
That's the future.
Dan Rice (1:12:18)
Who who is
Who is ⁓ who's getting walked around on a leash currently?
Orchid (1:12:31)
Me, in a way.
Dan Rice (1:12:32)
No, okay. I guess in New Japan, I should say.
Orchid (1:12:36)
that would have been a that's ⁓ the y ⁓ showda umina.
Dan Rice (1:12:40)
Okay. I think Shoda is my answer because I think Carol needs a more dominant lover.
Tanner (1:12:44)
But he's done on the card.
Dan Rice (1:12:46)
My God, I I can't be bothered with that.
Tanner (1:12:49)
Yeah.
Orchid (1:12:54)
I think it's a good answer. We could we could move on.
Dan Rice (1:12:56)
Okay. Who asked that by the way? Marlowe.
Orchid (1:12:59)
⁓ that pr yeah, the the fucking freak who put MJF number one on his ⁓ GWE ballot. I love that guy.
Tanner (1:13:08)
You know, I respect that move more and more every day.
Orchid (1:13:11)
A great model for Jewish for young Jewish men. A great role model for young Jewish men. I'll never forgot that. People used to say that about you, Tanner. You fell off
Tanner (1:13:21)
Yeah, I got uncircumcised.
Orchid (1:13:24)
⁓ shit.
Dan Rice (1:13:26)
That sounds rough.
Tanner (1:13:27)
Yeah, I gotta put back on.
Orchid (1:13:30)
They don't put you under for that, they wake you up.
Tanner (1:13:33)
Yeah, and it's not even at the doctor.
Orchid (1:13:36)
that was at my house.
Dan Rice (1:13:41)
⁓ Q for the P did you have a fun time with the episode this episode? I hope you did.
Sam DiMascio (1:13:48)
Mix mixed bag.
Dan Rice (1:13:50)
Mm-hmm.
Orchid (1:13:51)
My head is pounding.
Tanner (1:13:53)
I'm having a great time.
Sam DiMascio (1:13:55)
Is there a kid in that coffin? That's a kid's coffin.
Orchid (1:13:56)
That's all that matters.
Dan Rice (1:13:56)
You got I'd really you got all all the answers you could want.
Tanner (1:13:57)
I'm j I'm
I'm standing here by the big board.
Sam DiMascio (1:14:03)
There's no one in there.
Dan Rice (1:14:04)
Do you have any calls to make for us?
Tanner (1:14:09)
d nope.
Sam DiMascio (1:14:11)
Nope, there you go. Asked answered.
Dan Rice (1:14:17)
All right, it seems like a lot of these people are calling ⁓ North Carolina for Roy Cooper. I'm not sold yet. Stay in line.
Tanner (1:14:26)
If you're hey, if you're listening to this on Wednesday and if you're still in line, stay in line. Do you ha you have to vote if you're in line.
Dan Rice (1:14:33)
They can't make you leave ever.
Tanner (1:14:35)
They can't make you leave ever. You could stay there. You could stay there all day. And your work legally has to pay you while you're there.
Dan Rice (1:14:43)
They took it out of the schools so you could stay at the churches and the senior centers where they're at now all day.
Tanner (1:14:53)
All Dan, hit us with another question.
Dan Rice (1:14:55)
Cue for the don't I was gonna Q for the Orchid and others I suppose. Which wrestlers do you wanna see John Moxley kiss kiss next year?
Orchid (1:15:05)
There's that guy in D D T, ⁓ with the pompadour, ⁓ and the huge tits, ⁓ who does that very strange kick when he gets into the ring. ⁓ that's that's who I I want to see him kiss next year. What about you, Sam? Who do want to see John Mosley kiss next year?
Sam DiMascio (1:15:26)
You.
Tanner (1:15:27)
the guy hey, hey, by the way.
Dan Rice (1:15:28)
⁓ I thought you said ooh and I was like, okay, don't be homophobic. What's happening?
Tanner (1:15:31)
By the way, the cop fucking bald.
Orchid (1:15:32)
Yeah.
He is! He's bald! This is This is this is the second time in three days I had to eat my eat shit on trying to run Tanner through the ringer.
Sam DiMascio (1:15:35)
Shit. I still think the Enobrow is the most ⁓ glaring piece of him.
Tanner (1:15:40)
Yeah.
Lit literally the baldest guy I've ever seen.
Orchid (1:15:52)
That two that two months before Christmas one, that was fucking that was brilliant. You I I was like fully on board supporting everybody, just dragging you through the fucking mud, and then you were like, What exactly is four weeks from today? I was like, fuck got my ass.
Tanner (1:16:07)
Hey, hey.
Orchid (1:16:11)
I got my calendar out. I was counting like a motherfucker. That was crazy. Good work, bro.
Tanner (1:16:15)
Hey, no problem.
Dan Rice (1:16:16)
that was the big top. How many days are in a month?
Tanner (1:16:19)
Ha ha ha ha.
Orchid (1:16:19)
Ha ha.
Sam DiMascio (1:16:21)
At least twenty eight.
Tanner (1:16:22)
Remains to be seen.
Orchid (1:16:27)
Depends on who's asking.
Dan Rice (1:16:30)
Big tops closed. Question for the podcast. Who's your favorite character in Twin Peaks?
Sam DiMascio (1:16:37)
Never seen it.
Tanner (1:16:38)
I'm the judge.
Dan Rice (1:16:43)
Orchid?
Orchid (1:16:44)
This is such a difficult question. I I'd I I mean they're all I mean I I always I I go log lady every day of the week. I identify with her.
Dan Rice (1:16:54)
If you're asking me my favorite waitress at Twin Peaks, it's Crystal. She's great. Q for the P, why was this is we gotta get into this. This is big. Why was VP updates taken away from us? What happened?
Orchid (1:16:58)
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Tanner (1:17:09)
Yeah. Hey, yeah, that'd be awesome.
Sam DiMascio (1:17:10)
Great, great question. I have no idea.
Orchid (1:17:11)
I I'm gonna c
Dan Rice (1:17:14)
Orchids, you seem to have taken blame for it. What were you doing?
Orchid (1:17:17)
I last night, ⁓ like right when I was like digging into some French fries at about eleven o'clock at night after watching two episodes of NXT you know, living a dream
Dan Rice (1:17:28)
What are you saying to me?
Tanner (1:17:30)
Come up, Brian, what are we watching?
Orchid (1:17:33)
I reached into my pocket, I pulled out my phone. I realized that I was like on ⁓ like I I pocket thing all the time, like on Discord. I've invited multiple people in the server to the observer Discord, but at yeah, at one point I pulled out my phone and I realized that like I was like knee deep in in the settings tab. ⁓ and then I put my phone away and when I opened up my phone it said that the VP updates was hidden. So I think that I think you could safely assume that it was my my ⁓
I I I bought very slutty shorts recently. They're four four and a half inch in seam. so I think that's probably has something to do with it.
Tanner (1:18:09)
That's nothing.
Orchid (1:18:11)
You're going shorter than four and a half?
Tanner (1:18:13)
No, but yeah. I'm just going shortless, yeah. I'm just whole hog out. ⁓
Dan Rice (1:18:15)
It's like eventually they're not even pants.
Sam DiMascio (1:18:15)
I won.
If you if you got if you find like four and a half inch seams for husky men, let me know. My w my wife would like me to wear those.
Orchid (1:18:27)
I wouldn't I would love
Tanner (1:18:27)
Same same of those would just be ⁓ Jinko's on you. Boom.
Orchid (1:18:32)
Now did your wife like the wing stop Sam?
Sam DiMascio (1:18:35)
I gotta be honest with you, she wasn't a huge fan. One, she wouldn't look at me while I was eating the ranch. She's not a ranch woman. ⁓ but
Orchid (1:18:37)
I mean I can't you know, I can't I can't play Emirate. So w one more great taste.
⁓ okay.
Tanner (1:18:44)
Well you gotta go blue cheese at Wingstop, everybody knows that.
Orchid (1:18:47)
That's not what everyone knows.
Sam DiMascio (1:18:48)
That's crazy. Anyway, I but I I dipped the wing full like my fingers touched the ranch, went all the way through. She didn't she did not like that at all. She ne
Orchid (1:18:56)
So fucking sexy.
Tanner (1:19:00)
That is wait.
Dan Rice (1:19:00)
She liked it sounds like she would have liked any wing with the way you were going about this.
Tanner (1:19:04)
Wait, d wait, you dip the sour patch you dip the sour patch wing in ranch?
Sam DiMascio (1:19:04)
No. She didn't look at me for like five minutes. No, no, no, no. Just a buffalo wing. I sorry, I it's good?
Orchid (1:19:12)
you didn't Sour ⁓ Sour Patch it's kinda a little bit, I'm not gonna lie, a little bit, a little bit, a little bit. My gay boss said the same thing.
Sam DiMascio (1:19:19)
I I I just raw dogged the Starpatch wing.
Tanner (1:19:23)
Yeah, yeah, that that had to be a raw it was already so fucking wet.
Orchid (1:19:29)
Mm.
Dan Rice (1:19:29)
my god, you guys are really selling me on it.
Sam DiMascio (1:19:32)
It's s it's has such a good zing, like, wow.
Tanner (1:19:33)
Dan, there's gonna be some waiting at the Capitol for you tomorrow, buddy.
Orchid (1:19:34)
No matter
Yeah.
Dan Rice (1:19:37)
Going to the capital if these fucking results keep coming in like this.
Tanner (1:19:42)
Hey, can I just say that the Brett Lauderdale ⁓ tweet has been shared for a third time in the same fucking channel on the Discord? What what should we we sh
Sam DiMascio (1:19:48)
We can't fuck we can't keep doing this. We can't keep doing this. Stop. ⁓ thank you, Katie Parker73505 for making it three for three. Fuck.
Orchid (1:19:52)
Ha ha ha.
Tanner (1:20:03)
Hold on, hold on. I just posted an update.
Sam DiMascio (1:20:06)
Shut up. Rotten hell. Rotten hell.
Tanner (1:20:14)
my god. How many how many people ⁓ wow that dude in Texas actually won? Wow, that's crazy. How many people in our Discord do you think ⁓ is like mad about the results tonight?
Dan Rice (1:20:29)
Besides me? ⁓ okay. I don't know, but I did just have a new hashtag come across my desk here, guys. It's hashtag sell Haley Stevens in the white slavery. And I just
Tanner (1:20:31)
Yeah, yeah, obviously besides you.
Okay.
Dan Rice (1:20:45)
I just say election night is going pretty good.
Orchid (1:20:45)
We'll do. We're on it.
Dan Rice (1:20:51)
All right, I had to retweet Brett from the VP account and now I'm good to go.
Sam DiMascio (1:20:52)
Anywho.
Dan Rice (1:20:58)
⁓ follow-up question for the podcast. If violent people were was remaking Twin Peaks, who would you cast as yourselves as? Feel free to cast other people in Discord if you want to. I don't like when people tell me to feel free to do something. Like, yeah, this is my podcast.
Tanner (1:21:14)
Yeah, we don't even have to read the fucking question. I'm David Lynch, obviously.
Sam DiMascio (1:21:14)
Yeah, lyric and
Orchid (1:21:15)
Like ⁓
Dan Rice (1:21:17)
Do whatever we want.
Orchid (1:21:19)
This is how I know I'm podcasting with men. I don't know.
Sam DiMascio (1:21:23)
Ha ha
Dan Rice (1:21:24)
What does that even mean?
Sam DiMascio (1:21:28)
Y'all remember the Psych Twin Peaks episode? Dan? ⁓ if they're psychic, of course.
Dan Rice (1:21:33)
I have seen that. I don't remember it. I've seen every episode of Psych, obviously. I'm not a fucking maniac.
Tanner (1:21:40)
Y'all remember the USA network rap with the with the site guys and Big Show was in it?
Sam DiMascio (1:21:48)
No you lost me there. I don't remember the rap.
Tanner (1:21:49)
No yeah, there was a rap Yeah, no, they literally sing about burn notice. They say, I got my burn notice, I got my white collar. If you a you a if you a USA boy say holler, they used to play it during every commercial break on Raw, like fifteen years ago.
Dan Rice (1:21:50)
Do you guys fuck with burn notice?
Sam DiMascio (1:21:58)
So I feel like I've
Dan Rice (1:22:05)
I don't re I don't remember that at all.
Orchid (1:22:06)
What in the f no, that's bad. ⁓ that d that no, that's not good.
Sam DiMascio (1:22:13)
I don't love this. The vibes aren't great.
Orchid (1:22:18)
No, no, no, no, no, freaky, don't be this bad.
Sam DiMascio (1:22:19)
Yeah.
Tanner (1:22:21)
It's getting weirder and there's like three minutes left in the movie, is there not? ⁓ I thought this I thought this was like the end.
Orchid (1:22:24)
No, it's like fifteen, unfortunately.
Sam DiMascio (1:22:26)
⁓ Got her. Got her.
Orchid (1:22:35)
Sam, ⁓ are you excited about Jalen Brunson playing a detective on special victims unit? Or Lauren Order SV?
Sam DiMascio (1:22:40)
You know what? I think that's messed up. They should have said and played Jalen Brunson. I think that's the obvious move.
Tanner (1:22:45)
Well, I think he is, he but they also made him a cop for winning the championship.
Orchid (1:22:46)
Yeah.
Sam DiMascio (1:22:49)
Wait, I like no, no, now you got me back in. That's great. Okay, I'm back.
Dan Rice (1:22:49)
No, it's not detective Jalen now that's the best answer. Detective Jalen Bun.
Orchid (1:22:52)
Ha ha ha.
Tanner (1:22:53)
Yeah. He should just I mean that's the obvious way you play that. He's just detective Jalen Brunson, right?
Orchid (1:23:01)
I think yeah, I think that
Dan Rice (1:23:01)
He's at he's at the crime scene and he's like, Guys, I gotta go tip office soon.
Tanner (1:23:05)
Dude, he's fucking dribbling the basketball.
Orchid (1:23:09)
Like in an interrogation. This is in the figure eight.
Sam DiMascio (1:23:10)
⁓ if
Tanner (1:23:10)
Yeah.
Dan Rice (1:23:11)
He he sho he shows up on the court and his his police uniform is tear away.
Sam DiMascio (1:23:17)
No, I would love if they have him like in a rec league game. ⁓ cops versus firefighters. Like that's just
Orchid (1:23:17)
Man.
shit like ⁓ fucking rescue me, like season one to rescue me. That'd be fucking sick. Get Jalen Brunson playing hockey.
Tanner (1:23:32)
Mm, a sport he doesn't play.
Sam DiMascio (1:23:32)
Yeah. Any non basketball sport would actually be funny, yes.
Dan Rice (1:23:32)
I gotta let I gotta let the I gotta let the I gotta let the fans I gotta let the listeners know. I lied. I did start watching Fire Country.
Sam DiMascio (1:23:40)
⁓
Tanner (1:23:43)
another classic Dan Rice lie.
Sam DiMascio (1:23:45)
Ha ha ha.
Dan Rice (1:23:46)
Sorry, guys. There just was there was a there was another crossover episode, and I'm like, I gotta, I gotta go back and figure out what's going on with these characters.
Tanner (1:23:48)
Caught again.
Sam DiMascio (1:23:54)
Yeah.
Tanner (1:23:55)
We've been re watching Grey's Anatomy in this house. Let me tell you folks, it does it's not any good. That show falls off a cliff quick.
Dan Rice (1:24:02)
⁓ me, it's I've been I've been trying to get Sam to know to do a we don't know Grey's Anatomy podcast for like nine years now.
Orchid (1:24:03)
No shell.
yeah, B Two.
Sam DiMascio (1:24:08)
Me two. Me three. Me three. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Dan, that's that was so funny.
Orchid (1:24:10)
Yeah, totally. Yeah. No, it's so cute. That's so cute of you.
Dan Rice (1:24:11)
We're all been trying.
Tanner (1:24:14)
Mm.
Dan Rice (1:24:14)
Are you no, but I thought you were I thought you were gonna say you brought that up because you're like, I'm also making sure I watch every season of Station 19.
There's a lot of there's a lot of crossover episodes there, is all I'm telling you.
Tanner (1:24:27)
Yeah, okay, let me say this. I'm not watching it. It's just on while I'm also in the living room.
Orchid (1:24:28)
Yeah.
Now were none of you downtown Abbey watchers. Mm.
Tanner (1:24:34)
Hell no.
Dan Rice (1:24:35)
I can I watched the first season of Downton Abbey.
Sam DiMascio (1:24:40)
That's a hate crime we just did there.
Orchid (1:24:41)
Turned it off after that? He's Italian.
Tanner (1:24:42)
Well hold on. W Sam Sam say more. Sam says it's a hate crime because he's a cop.
Dan Rice (1:24:43)
I just never yeah, I never went back.
Sam DiMascio (1:24:45)
He's bold.
Orchid (1:24:46)
Mm.
⁓ yeah, good point. Good point.
Sam DiMascio (1:24:49)
Sha no no 'cause he's bald.
Dan Rice (1:24:51)
Lives Matter is what we're always saying.
Tanner (1:24:55)
I bet you know, a lot of people don't know this, but the ROH hat that Sam used to always wear on the backside of it was was the Blue Lives Matter. Sa Sam was actually a a pioneer of that.
Sam DiMascio (1:25:04)
I can't believe I have to throw the hat away.
They don't make hats like that anymore.
Orchid (1:25:09)
That's sick.
Tanner (1:25:11)
They don't they don't make wrestling hats.
Sam DiMascio (1:25:14)
Like that anymore. No.
Orchid (1:25:16)
No, they don't.
Tanner (1:25:17)
I don't believe that.
Sam DiMascio (1:25:18)
I remember that WrestleMania weekend we were at Tanner, I bought evolve hat thinking this will replace that and it didn't. And I was sucked. Like I had I was like, This is the moment, I'm gonna replace it. And like it just didn't fit well. It was sh it was bad.
Tanner (1:25:28)
This evolved hat will last forever. I remember that.
Dan Rice (1:25:33)
Did I talk about someone seeing me in my Evolve wrestling shirt? And like they they would start to try and talk to me about like whatever current Evolve is? Like to to be Evolve. They were so excited. They said, I've never met someone that watches Evolve.
Orchid (1:25:42)
I think so.
Tanner (1:25:42)
I would have shot him.
No, you should have shot them with your gun.
Dan Rice (1:25:52)
I said you still haven't.
Orchid (1:25:57)
I have to check in with the person I commissioned to do the VP logo that I've been working on. That would 'cause it would look sick on a snapback. 'Cause we should do hats. Hat sounds good.
Dan Rice (1:25:57)
and
With who?
Tanner (1:26:05)
That's that's that's the Digimon thing, right?
Orchid (1:26:09)
No, no, no, no, no, no. I got I'm cooking up something else. I'm cooking up something else.
Sam DiMascio (1:26:11)
Yeah.
Dan Rice (1:26:12)
He it's it's it might be burnt. It's been cooking for a while.
Orchid (1:26:17)
It ha it has. It has. It has. It really has. I have I've neglected it. I I sit down on my computer and I'm like, I I can't I can't pay for another revision on this.
Tanner (1:26:26)
All right, s all right, Sam, get Ollie on the horn.
Dan Rice (1:26:28)
You're like, how many revisions are we on? What are you talking about?
Orchid (1:26:32)
I don't know, like two or three. I'm I'm I just yeah.
Dan Rice (1:26:33)
okay. The way you said that had me really worried. You're like, I've paid for seven revisions. They're just not getting it right.
Orchid (1:26:37)
No. No.
Tanner (1:26:38)
It's only two fucking letters. What's so hard?
Sam DiMascio (1:26:39)
It's gotta be perfect.
Orchid (1:26:42)
No, it's it's ⁓ yeah, you'll s you'll you'll see. It it it it
Dan Rice (1:26:45)
I mean, whatever you choose, I'm gonna get tattooed in my body. So I'd like if it was pretty good.
Sam DiMascio (1:26:45)
So this is
Tanner (1:26:49)
⁓ shit I forgot about that. God damn it, that's so fucking funny. Dan, are you gonna get that tattoo removed?
Orchid (1:26:50)
You're gonna like it. You're gonna like it. You're gonna like it.
Sam DiMascio (1:26:57)
No.
Dan Rice (1:26:58)
my god, this movie.
Orchid (1:26:58)
No. It It's something.
Tanner (1:27:00)
Okay. Dan didn't answer. Sam and Orchid did, so okay. Okay. I I I asked are you gonna are you gonna get the VP logo tattoo removed?
Dan Rice (1:27:03)
Didn't answer what?
Orchid (1:27:04)
Yeah, no w w it's i his body our choice. that's that's that's our policy.
Sam DiMascio (1:27:05)
Just a little nibble.
Dan Rice (1:27:12)
No, why would I do that? It's a sick logo. It's not my fault the guy that drew it showed his peen.
Tanner (1:27:14)
Yeah, ⁓ I I and it on honestly ⁓ and honestly it was a dumb question from me, but
Dan Rice (1:27:21)
Yeah. Hey, guess what? Yeah.
Orchid (1:27:23)
Well, you listen to every episode, so you already knew the answer.
Tanner (1:27:28)
She about to cut her tit off?
Orchid (1:27:28)
What the fuck? No, I'm good. I'm just hanging out. Podcasting.
Dan Rice (1:27:32)
I I cannot be the first person to make this comparison between Ollie and Vincent Van Gogh, but he's pretty fucked up too, and we still like his art.
Sam DiMascio (1:27:41)
No, you can't I don't think so. I don't think so.
Orchid (1:27:41)
I can't be the first person to make this comparison between Ollie and Vincent Banco. What
Tanner (1:27:48)
God damn. Vincent Van Oli.
Dan Rice (1:27:48)
Yeah.
Sam DiMascio (1:27:52)
that sounds like a cool skateboarder.
Orchid (1:27:53)
So yeah, I I would obviously I I'd cast I'd cast Nick ⁓ Nick Cage as a in drag for myself for Twin Peaks. Not to, you know, bring us back to what we were doing.
Tanner (1:27:56)
Physical skateboarder.
Yeah, I don't I don't think I don't think Nick Cage is in the Discord.
Orchid (1:28:13)
is that it has to be someone no, well he might be. You don't know that for sure.
Tanner (1:28:17)
And you know I d I don't.
Dan Rice (1:28:18)
⁓ his name is Katie Parker seven three five zero five zero five.
Orchid (1:28:24)
That's crazy to be jumping out of the window with no cock like that.
It's not the sort of thing. Doesn't seem like jump out of the window attire. Does. He does.
Sam DiMascio (1:28:32)
Kot he's got a really high butt crack, you think? Yeah. Bet it would. Bet it would.
Dan Rice (1:28:36)
Pretty looks pretty normal to me.
Orchid (1:28:38)
That's the ⁓
Dan Rice (1:28:40)
So
⁓ shit.
Sam DiMascio (1:28:47)
Run around just balls balls hanging.
Dan Rice (1:28:48)
You guys want another question? Lucky line. here we go. This is real easy. We'll we'll this will we'll blow through this. ⁓ Q for the P, what's your top 100 movie list?
Tanner (1:28:49)
Yeah, it is.
Orchid (1:28:50)
Yeah.
Sam DiMascio (1:29:00)
Alright, that's No. No thanks.
Dan Rice (1:29:04)
Okay, we had a follow up top one hundred movies to watch while recording an episode. I know my number one, two, and three.
Tanner (1:29:09)
I mean, number one is Castle Freak with a fucking bullet.
Orchid (1:29:10)
Wait.
Dan Rice (1:29:12)
Hey, you would have fucking lost your mind for head of the family, my friend.
Orchid (1:29:12)
Mm.
Head of the family head of the family was good.
Sam DiMascio (1:29:17)
I I don't think Tanner could have made it through. Too impure.
Tanner (1:29:18)
All right. He you know what? Next week, head of the family rewatch.
Dan Rice (1:29:23)
⁓ man, there's like parts I didn't pick up.
Orchid (1:29:24)
Yeah.
Tanner (1:29:29)
So so if you're if you want her if you want our schedule for the next two weeks, next week head of the family, the week after, Malcolm X. And then the next week we're all for Thanksgiving.
Orchid (1:29:29)
The parts where they weren't fucking.
Sam DiMascio (1:29:37)
Tanner's an idea guy.
Orchid (1:29:41)
No, we're recording on Thanksgiving.
Tanner (1:29:42)
Y'all recording on Thanksgiving Day? okay.
Dan Rice (1:29:44)
Bringing the whole family in.
Orchid (1:29:45)
Yeah, no, you are. You You and Sam's nieces. ⁓
Sam DiMascio (1:29:48)
My wife is gonna be so
Tanner (1:29:53)
Dude, I'm just trying to imagine my wife's face when I tell her I have to leave Thanksgiving dinner early to do a podcast.
Sam DiMascio (1:30:01)
I might ho be hosting Thanksgiving. I'm really unsure of what the plans are right now.
Tanner (1:30:04)
that sounds awful. I'm so sorry for you.
Sam DiMascio (1:30:08)
My sister in law just gave birth, so everything revolves around her and I'm like care about other people for for a chance. How about that?
Orchid (1:30:13)
Unbelievable.
Tanner (1:30:14)
Sounds it should be at her house.
Sounds it should be at her house.
Sam DiMascio (1:30:21)
It's I don't actually want that either 'cause I don't want to go to Boston. That's like four hours away, five hours away. Not
Tanner (1:30:28)
War city in the continent US.
Sam DiMascio (1:30:32)
Well, that seems excessive.
Tanner (1:30:34)
Worse out of the cities I've been to.
Orchid (1:30:38)
no, yeah. Well same thing.
Sam DiMascio (1:30:41)
You've been to Orlando and Tuscaloosa and Boston. And Gallipur. ⁓ Myrt I'm I'm gonna guess Myrtle Beach. That's another one that you've been to? That seems like a real tanner place.
Dan Rice (1:30:44)
And ⁓ Gatlinburg, the big three.
Tanner (1:30:46)
I've been to plenty of places.
No, I've n I've never no, I've never been to Myrtle Beach.
Dan Rice (1:30:54)
⁓
Orchid (1:30:54)
That's
Dan Rice (1:30:56)
You've never been to Myrtle Beach?
Tanner (1:30:58)
No, I'm not white trash like that, Dan. K Myrtle Beach. Yeah, Dan Burg's my type of white trash.
Sam DiMascio (1:31:02)
No, you just go to Gatlinburg.
Dan Rice (1:31:04)
Yeah, you go to Gatlinburg. Those are two those are two sides of the same coin. They are
Sam DiMascio (1:31:06)
Ha ha ha.
Tanner (1:31:10)
No they are not. Gatlinberg and Myrtle Beach are not two sides of the same coin.
Dan Rice (1:31:14)
I go to Gatlinburg and Myrtle Beach, I promise you they are.
Tanner (1:31:17)
No. No. I go I go I go to I go to Gulf Shore. I go to Gulf Shores. I go to Gulf Shores like a true American.
Dan Rice (1:31:19)
They literally, there's the same places. There's a Titanic Museum at both. There's a Ripley's, there's a Ripley's at both.
I'm actually a Hilton head guy now, but like Myrtle Beach and Gatlinberg are exact same th exact same thing.
Tanner (1:31:35)
I would go to Hilton Hood. Yeah, it's in South Carolina.
Sam DiMascio (1:31:35)
Hill and head?
Dan Rice (1:31:37)
Hell beautiful. Yeah.
Orchid (1:31:41)
I've been dissociating for so long I don't even remember when I started.
Dan Rice (1:31:46)
What's your favorite part about Metal Beach, Oregon?
Tanner (1:31:46)
you probably started a r around the eighties.
Orchid (1:31:49)
Maryland or Florida? Is there a Myrtle Beach in Maryl Maryland? There's something in Maryland.
Dan Rice (1:31:54)
I don't think there's a middle beach in either of the two states you just said.
Tanner (1:31:57)
I think you're thinking of Washington D C.
Orchid (1:31:59)
I am not thinking of Washington D C. ⁓
Dan Rice (1:32:01)
Which speaking of Washington DC, I do have an election to call real fast. Let me get here. It looks like the Democrats are projected to win control of the US House. That that can't be right. I'll I'll check back in.
Orchid (1:32:13)
I was thinking of Ocean City, Maryland. My bad. I've never been to Myrtle Beach.
Tanner (1:32:17)
Ocean City's in Jersey.
Orchid (1:32:20)
There's an ocean city in Maryland too. That's why I got confused. And there are there are two of them. Okay.
Tanner (1:32:22)
That can't be true.
Dan Rice (1:32:23)
There's a Springfield in a lot of places. Yeah, I just let you guys know. Yeah, from The Simpsons. You heard of it? ⁓ man, Darlene Graham lost? What is going on?
Tanner (1:32:27)
Wha du ⁓ Life of the Simpsons? Whoa. Well dy, everybody everybody do ⁓ Simpsons character ⁓ impression.
Orchid (1:32:43)
Did you ask this question?
Dan Rice (1:32:46)
I is it I don't think I'm allowed. I've watched the documentary said I'm not allowed to do Apu, but I wanna do Apu.
Tanner (1:32:49)
You cannot do a foo! Do not do a foo! No, no. ⁓ no. Okay. You know what? That was a problematic question for me. I apologize.
Dan Rice (1:32:52)
I want to do up do so badly.
Yeah, you really you took me right up to the edge.
Tears are streaming down my face.
Tanner (1:33:11)
Please let me do a poop, please!
Dan Rice (1:33:13)
You one racist accent, Tater, please.
Tanner (1:33:15)
Please, please! Was there ever an Asian character on the Simpsons? Please let me know!
Sam DiMascio (1:33:18)
⁓
Dan Rice (1:33:21)
I was told if I voted blue, I could do the exit. Everyone said that.
Sam DiMascio (1:33:23)
Well ⁓ it would be ancient.
Tanner (1:33:25)
That is true, that is true, that is true. ⁓ with woke two you are allowed to say slurs again.
Dan Rice (1:33:33)
my god. Okay. If
Sam DiMascio (1:33:33)
Well, this is book three actually. So
Tanner (1:33:35)
They're back.
Dan Rice (1:33:37)
If you knew you were gonna have a fight, a randomly selected opponent to the death, but the one advantage you are given is you can choose their profession, what are you choosing?
Sam DiMascio (1:33:38)
It's freaking really been move it.
Tanner (1:33:47)
Real estate agent.
Dan Rice (1:33:48)
shit.
Tanner (1:33:49)
Yeah.
Dan Rice (1:33:52)
Tara's calling me out.
Tanner (1:33:59)
⁓
Dan Rice (1:34:00)
I would say if I had to choose, I would do someone that's ahead of brand partnerships.
Tanner (1:34:05)
yeah, that's a good one.
Sam DiMascio (1:34:06)
That's n that's messed up. We don't gotta do this.
Tanner (1:34:10)
Yeah, I say it was off the head.
Dan Rice (1:34:13)
He's then he's lying on LinkedIn. The fuck is this?
Sam DiMascio (1:34:19)
Stop looking at my LinkedIn. Don't you know that.
Dan Rice (1:34:21)
I tried to doct you earlier by asking which which which co which of your congressmen you voted for, but
Sam DiMascio (1:34:25)
Nice I I s I saw. Mannion.
Dan Rice (1:34:29)
I'm getting I'm gonna I'm let people know this is the district Sam's in, I got you.
Sam DiMascio (1:34:34)
Malius twenty two.
Tanner (1:34:35)
My w
My LinkedIn has not been updated in I think five years.
Orchid (1:34:38)
And
Sam DiMascio (1:34:42)
one four Kenny Street, Fayetteville, come find me.
Dan Rice (1:34:45)
shit, that's hot.
Orchid (1:34:47)
That's true. That's true. That's true. I could I could verify that. I could verify that.
Dan Rice (1:34:49)
That's his actual address.
Sam DiMascio (1:34:53)
No one listens to this podcast. No one's listening this far.
Dan Rice (1:34:57)
First off.
Tanner (1:34:57)
You say that, there's some fucking freaks in the Discord.
Dan Rice (1:35:00)
Yeah. The the exact people that got this far are who you don't want to have the address.
Tanner (1:35:04)
Yeah, I ⁓
Orchid (1:35:05)
That's true. That's true.
Sam DiMascio (1:35:05)
Katie Parker's gonna send me a Christmas card this year. It's gonna be cr fucking nuts.
Dan Rice (1:35:11)
She'll send you two, one from each of her accounts.
Tanner (1:35:12)
It's g Yeah, there's gonna be a link to the Brett Lauderdale tweet that said you get a lot of this.
Sam DiMascio (1:35:15)
Yeah.
Dan Rice (1:35:20)
That's actually I think it's really I'm gonna start putting like spelling out hyperlinks on cards. People have to go to their phone, type in an HTTP. It's like shit, it's just Brett Larded all again. that's fancy.
Sam DiMascio (1:35:29)
It's actually just a Q R code. It's a Q R code that you scan. Yeah.
Tanner (1:35:34)
But it's a hand drawn QR code.
Sam DiMascio (1:35:39)
I love it. That's good stuff. They got Jeffrey Combs in that box.
Tanner (1:35:41)
Like, yeah, they'll send you somewhere. I don't know where.
Dan Rice (1:35:45)
Question for the podcast. What's your favorite vote you've ever cast? And why is it John McCain? Real Maverick.
Orchid (1:35:52)
Ha ha ha.
Tanner (1:35:56)
I wasn't even old enough to vote in the two thousand eight election. What are you talking about?
Dan Rice (1:36:00)
sure you'll have to vote right now. Which is crazy because people were tweeting mean shit at you ten years ago.
Tanner (1:36:03)
Yeah, I'm not. Yeah.
Sam DiMascio (1:36:11)
well, that was a good podcast, folks. I'm glad we we'll be here next week.
Dan Rice (1:36:13)
All right, guys, thank you.
Tanner (1:36:17)
Yep, see you next week for Malcolm X.
Orchid (1:36:18)
Yep.
Dan Rice (1:36:19)
Yeah.
Orchid (1:36:21)
exactly.