How to Not Run a Tavern

Elma's is packed. Tyrant's Guild bashers are watching one table, a Crocs crocodile-kingpin is watching another, and a tiny platypus in a business hat is selling Holic a storefront. The blacksmith is missing. The bell is ringing outside. Congratulations — you're bartenders now.

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Welcome back to Rock Goons!
Previously with that happened, Brug explained that he was just security
and risks it all helping out the goons by betraying the word eater.
The party investigates the blacksmith's house,
only finding evidence of a struggle and a chest that cannot be opened.
As they looted the bodies left behind in the previous battle,
they found a survivor named Fevin.
After convincing him to join them, they heal him and bring him back to Elmas,
where they soon learn that the tavern was the meet-up point for the gang members.
After they finish their job at the blacksmith's house,
with Brug, Fevin, and an alibi in tow,
they head back to Elmas to gather what information they can about Croc's gang,
knowing that Croc will be there.
Really, Zorn, you said that?
I did.
I can't believe it.
Look at this bar!
I said that Froggy busts her butt off,
making these fantastic VTuber avatars and stuff,
and even said that Salty, like, busted her ass off,
making all these fantastic art pieces for a lot of NPCs and stuff,
and Cabal and Minerva have been also busting her ass off,
coming here every time with four hours of sleep and everything,
making fantastic characters.
That's what I said.
Why are you being so friggin' sweet right now?
Why are you being nice to me?
What are you about to do?
Why are you being so nice right now?
Sets you up for the fall!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What are you about to do?
So, welcome back.
We're back from the break.
You guys have taken a cart and have brought Brug with you,
which, in fact, I need to put Brug on the map.
Give me a moment.
Let me get Brug here.
He's gone!
Yeah, he's gone!
I won't do a token for the individual that you are,
for Fevin, that you're dragging in.
I'm just going to say that you're just going to now be pulling him in.
You guys have returned to Elma's tavern
and have brought your charges in tow.
Brug has been leading you guys up there,
and as you guys have been walking through,
Brug will look at all of you and go,
and you're like,
okay, so here's the thing.
I'm supposed to meet Croc here.
I'm like, Croc and the boys,
come here,
let's just settle down a little bit,
wait for everything to blow over.
Then we head out.
Basically, I'm going to go in.
If they see us,
some of them might inquire what's going on.
I'm basically just going to say I found them,
helped save them.
We're going to try to get them healed up.
You guys helped out,
but that's all you did.
You kind of helped out some strangers
kind of out in the road.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Brug will nod,
and he'll begin walking up to Elma's,
and you'll see that Elma's here at the front
is a decent-sized establishment.
You see that there's a statue
out front of a kindly old lady.
Lanterns are now lit,
and I want all of you,
as Brug is walking up,
you can move yourselves past the bridge
that's over this rushing kind of,
kind of, like,
ugh, water
that's kind of coming through.
All of you can draw me a perception check.
This is a really cool map story.
It's really cute.
I like your use of color theory.
Oh, no.
What did you roll, Froggy,
for Beetle?
I rolled a natural one.
But it's a 10!
It's a 10!
It's a 10!
It does not matter what my natural one
is it kind of fell,
and that's a con!
It's a big cash on!
Big cash on!
No!
Thank God, it's not me.
Who are we thanking today?
What's a complication?
A complication is what happens
when a player rolls a natural one.
And what happens
is that people on our Patreon,
who are on the $5 tier,
are able to submit their ideas
for what happens
when a player complicates.
If you're part of the Patreon
at patreon.com forward slash
notification, plug, plug, plug,
that you too can make the player suffer.
And if they roll a natural one,
our special rule
is that they cannot re-roll it
with a hero point.
So,
Dearest Beetle,
you rolled a natural one,
and because
a bunch of voices
was happening,
um,
uh,
Gray rolled a 15
on her perception check,
uh,
Heart rolled a 14,
and Talene rolled a 23.
So,
let's see
what happens
with Beetle's
complication.
We need more,
um,
we need more perception check.
Let's see.
Uh,
I'm about to find,
I have to,
I have to look through the,
what the,
uh,
availability.
Hmm.
The very small whimpering noises
are giving me life right now.
Hmm.
Let's see.
What's wrong?
Uh,
uh,
uh,
uh,
uh,
are you scared?
I apologized for waking you up with the joke.
I apologized for waking you up with the joke.
I apologize.
All right.
It's too late,
Froggy.
Are you scared,
Froggy?
Karma has come knocking.
You should be.
You should be terrified.
So,
I'm not going to mark this one down,
because I feel it could also happen during rock writing.
I'm going to have to change it a little bit,
um,
as well.
So,
it is,
it is a complication called Chibi,
uh,
from Chibi Penguin.
So,
thank you,
Chibi Penguin.
Called Remember Me?
Hoot,
hoot.
So,
those of you who watched her,
other,
other show who's in the same,
like,
city and stuff,
Rockgrind,
uh,
there's a bird or owl-like creature called a sorcerer.
And it's Thurston's baby.
And,
uh,
basically,
I would have the art piece up,
but I don't have it programmed in here or so.
And as chat all goes,
oh,
no.
What are you doing?
There's a lot of people going on.
Oh,
shit.
I can't believe an owl swooped down and snatched up Beetle and carried him off.
God.
To be fed to its chicks.
So,
what it says is that when a player attempts an action skill,
I'm changing it just for the perception check here,
uh,
a sorcerer will fly down and attack the character for a small to moderate amount of damage before
flying away,
spending insults all the while.
And I'm going to,
I'm going to say that as you've just been kind of walking and you're making a lot of noise,
like the,
like the wagon you were bringing,
just all the stuff.
And I,
Hoot,
try to wake me up with your asshole.
Oh,
here's a little dog.
Look at things.
Oh,
it's a dog too.
And you'll see that out of bringing and so saucers means called saucer roar is a giant bone saw.
That's like in their chest.
Do you hear bringing as it's like coming at you?
And it'll try to do an attack rather than do a flat 20 because I remember what their thing is.
Would a six,
seven,
eight,
would a 18 hit you beetle?
No.
No.
Okay.
So I'm going to allow it to basically,
you don't go,
Oh,
motherfucker.
I'll get your dog.
And you see it just flutters away into one of the rooftops.
Oh my,
what was that?
It was a big chicken.
Very angry bird.
I'm sweating.
What did you do to that bird?
I've never seen that bird in my life.
It sure saw you and it decided to do that.
As brog's coming up,
as brog's coming up,
he'll kind of look at everyone and say,
I need one of you to be the,
be the talker in this one.
I need one of you to be the speaker.
Like I,
I got a whole seven here.
I'll try to back you up,
but I need one of you to be the front man.
Kroc doesn't know me all that much.
And if he knows that just a couple of people helped him out,
it'll probably help.
It'll probably go in your favor.
Turns towards Talim.
Talim will like,
look around.
and it's like,
I'm not sure about this.
It's not really a business transaction,
but if I suppose I could try my best.
Oh,
oh,
oh,
I think it's simple.
it's simple.
We just,
we just lie.
We just say we,
I,
we're not even lying.
We happened upon it.
You know what?
I'm really good at lying.
Is that a lie?
Well,
like,
I think I'm good at lying.
This is why I should like look down at Beetle and like,
like just this real,
like over wide is like,
are you serious about this?
Is this really going to happen?
I think so.
I mean,
remember when that lady's head blew up and I was like,
Oh,
we're just here to return her teeth.
He,
he,
cause we didn't know if the guys were going to hurt us or not.
I also distinctly remember having to explain that.
She unfortunately passed.
Yeah,
you're right.
You do the talking.
Yeah.
I remember the teeth situation.
I can,
I can take the guy from you.
Heart holds out the hand towards Broglie.
I can take him.
I can take him.
Unless.
No,
no,
I,
I suppose we are going to do this.
We just helped.
We just helped.
We happened upon it and we went,
Oh,
that's our friend Brog.
And we helped.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We didn't ask any questions.
That's basically what happened.
What if we all seem a little more stupid?
Oh,
that shouldn't be too hard for you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What if we go?
Granny.
Leaves is like,
like leaves over.
It's like,
no,
I think Gray has a point.
What?
Yes.
What?
You're quite the consummate actor,
Beetle.
Yeah.
You're very good at acting.
Yes.
Oh,
that's how you meant it.
Yeah.
Okay.
So we can go in there.
Absolutely.
Yeah.
We'll pretend to be the low IQ people who don't ask questions about anything.
We'll just be like,
yeah,
we helped our friend.
Yeah.
I don't even know what an IQ is.
Yeah.
I don't either.
I don't know why I said that.
Okay.
Anyway.
Okay.
Okay.
Here we go.
He like dusts himself off.
He's just like,
he like goes to strengthen.
What is it?
Tighten the straps on his,
like on his shield arm.
He's like,
Oh,
Oh,
Oh,
by the way,
how long has it been?
Would we be like,
uh,
still super messed up or do you think we would be able to go ahead and fully heal up and stuff?
And Oh,
fully heal.
I'll say before you left out,
that Beetle healed you guys up.
She's dude.
Thank you so much.
She's.
Now put yourself at max HP.
Thank you.
Nice.
It's for the upcoming bar fight.
Yeah.
Cause it'll take you time to get back down.
All right.
So,
uh,
who's going in now?
There's a tavern has many interesting entrances and all that stuff.
So me,
I'll,
I'll open the door for everyone.
I'll stand out there.
Open up the door.
Heart opens the door.
So as you guys enter inside with your perception checks,
you,
you know,
that it has been bustling inside.
I pause it.
You can't move.
Um,
it's a bustling inside.
And you see,
there's a lot of people inside.
Huge amount of people inside.
It is packed full.
And you begin to hear just,
you know,
just happy little things going.
And,
you know,
it's like,
yeah,
yeah.
You're here at Elma's.
It's great.
It's wonderful.
Head on in.
If you'd like.
Okay.
After you.
I just walked into the wall.
Your token collides in the wall.
I'm like,
that's in character.
He walks in the wall.
He misses the door.
Boy located.
People can come in behind her.
There he is.
As you.
It's smell her.
Oh my God.
I walked into the wall again.
A boy.
The man.
The little tubular section man.
As you guys enter inside,
you see that,
uh,
Momoff Thelma is struggling at the bar.
Just trying to serve everyone and stuff.
And I have to,
the dynamic camera thing's kind of doing it,
but I'll try to pan it so we can see the tavern for a little bit before it shifts.
Um,
you see Momoff Thelma is there trying to serve all these people.
She,
you know,
even she's sweating.
Um,
and you'll see a bunch of patrons around and you'll even see your friend Holic up there.
And you'll see the Holic kind of turns over and sees you all.
And you'll see this thing at a table across from there is Helma that he's talking to.
And if you guys want to move your tokens up just a tiny bit more,
you'll see that there is a tiny little creature,
uh,
with a little hat.
And let me do.
What is that?
Does it have a bat?
I love him.
You see,
it is,
it is a little platypus like creature with a nice little business hat on,
carrying a little briefcase,
which is now open on top of the table.
And you see it making cute,
like pats on the table and stuff.
And it's talking to both of them and handing pieces of paper to both.
And to describe this creature is a cute little platypus with a little,
little business hat,
carrying a little briefcase.
And it's just pitter pattering on the table,
talking to both of them.
And before,
and as you guys are entering side,
you saw that Holic and Helma or mama Helma was very intently kind of nodding to each other,
looking over paperwork and stuff.
And when y'all enter in,
you'll see that Holic will look to you and go like,
hi there.
And you'll put his hand underneath his chin and kind of wiggle his fingers at you in a welcoming gesture.
And be like,
oh,
it seems they've partaken this place too.
Hey.
Did Holic just little rascals wave at us?
Sure did.
He did.
Hey,
Holic.
Yeah.
We've been staying here,
sort of.
I mean,
it feels like it.
I see you have an issue you brought with you.
Is that person okay?
And you'll gesture to Brug and Fevin that he's bringing in.
Oh yeah.
That's not issue.
That's Fevin.
Oh,
Fevin is it?
No,
Fevin.
Oh,
Fevin.
Fevin.
Yeah,
we had that problem too.
I see.
And you'll,
you'll see that in Thelma and go like,
oh good.
I finally get made it.
And you'll see that Thelma will put a pattern on all of you and kind of buss you all to come around.
You're like,
here,
bring it,
bring it with me.
Now bring it with me.
Meet me at the back.
And you'll see one of the patrons over there.
We'll do like,
hey,
what about my,
I'll get to you.
You wait for your day.
You wait for your drinks just like the other ones.
I'm busy.
And she'll slam open the door in the kitchen and motion you all back.
Bye,
Horlick.
Yeah,
Hart just waves,
bye to Horlick.
And she'll bring you all into the back room.
Oh,
look at how cute this kitchen.
I walked into the wall.
See,
you're already going to jump on it.
Horlick made this so cute.
This is such a cute kitchen.
Oh,
okay.
And to describe the,
the rooms and stuff,
um,
as you guys are going through,
uh,
and just kind of help with things.
You see that she will light up,
uh,
light up the table here.
So everybody can see.
And she'll,
she'll bring you guys through.
You bring to a nice,
nice kitchen.
It has like a stove and stuff prep area,
everything else.
And she brings you to the back rooms.
You guys remember this when they brought you to their poker table.
And she brought us to the back room.
So no,
I saw it,
but I didn't see it.
Joe,
is this poker night at the inventory of rock grind edition?
And you'll see,
um,
piles of crates are in the back.
So basically she's bringing it back to the store in the room and
Bobble Thelma will bring it back here.
Like,
Oh,
thank goodness.
You're all here.
We've,
uh,
we got an issue out in the lobby.
I can see that.
You got an issue in more places than that.
The blacksmith's been kidnapped.
Of course,
everything's going wrong.
Anyway,
look,
I need your help.
Glides past that.
You're like,
she's more worried about other stuff.
Blacksmith,
who cares?
Like,
we got a full house here.
And normally we,
me and,
me and Helma can take care of it.
But Helma's currently in negotiations about,
uh,
about opening up a little,
little storefront here.
And,
and I need help.
Vina is up to her paws here.
We're trying to take care of everybody.
And we're going to need your help.
We need you to help us run this place.
As we try to also make sure these,
these people don't kill each other.
Oh,
and as you've done,
as you enter the tavern,
um,
it's a lot going on.
So forgive me if I'm not getting everything.
As you walked in,
uh,
I will pan the camera.
You guys should have had vision before,
uh,
in which just for,
I think everyone has shared vision.
So to lean,
I'm just going to shove you in here just to like,
Oh my God,
everybody.
There I go.
Pass the through walls again.
So,
uh,
basically just no one,
no one move your tokens for real quick.
So change the camera.
Um,
so as you walked in to,
to kind of deconstruct what's going on,
uh,
there in this tavern area,
there is a bar.
Uh,
there is a bar that has two,
two kind of like thuggish like guys,
very similar clothing to the people that you took care of over at the
blacksmith's home,
along with two other individuals who are wearing armor.
And unfortunately I can't,
couldn't find the handout card for this one.
So forgive me.
I think S Elliot,
uh,
drew this piece of art.
You see this individual here with,
um,
like with adorning armor,
kind of like these skull shoulders,
like things with,
uh,
with the symbol of the house on them as well.
Uh,
you would know these guys,
everyone here would know them as tyrant skills of basers.
They,
the tyrant skill is basically the law enforcement of outset.
Um,
very brutal,
very authoritarian.
These guys are not to be messed with.
There's no rights.
When you deal with these guys,
they,
they will say,
Oh,
a crime and get rid of you.
Or do other things.
Aren't they also undead?
Like law enforcement?
Some of them are.
Okay.
Uh,
there's,
there's a collection of that stuff.
So,
uh,
but it's predominantly,
predominantly the,
the,
their force,
their main force is a bunch of undead.
Um,
they appear when you have done something wrong,
not to help you when to protect you or anything.
Oh,
yeah.
They,
they,
they lost suppression.
Um,
and they're here,
they're here over in the,
over on the table side.
I've kind of tried to conveniently label the tables for you all.
Um,
there's three,
there's three tables,
which are colored in one kind of empty table on the red tables,
kind of the far back left of the room.
You see all of the Tyrant's Guild members just chilling out there.
Uh,
you see Vena just trying to,
you know,
try to help them out,
try to get them what they need.
And the blue table,
you see the platypus individual along with Holic and Mama Helma,
when they seem to be in deep negotiation,
uh,
over something.
And on the green table,
you see this giant of a creature.
You see,
uh,
a giant,
like a crocodile humanoid.
Just kind of sitting there.
And as you guys came in,
you know,
this individual has been eyeing you guys the entire time.
You know,
just keep an eye on you.
It's a big crocodile guy.
Like,
like I would put him as a large size creature,
but,
but for sake,
he's just a giant muscly thing.
And he dominates most of the table and he's leaning over,
just puffing a cigar as he is flanked by one of the ruffians.
And then again,
by a word eater,
which you kind of see off to the side as well.
What's similar to the spellcaster that you guys just took care of?
Oh,
look,
more profit.
I need to fix the way I spelled Croc's name in my document.
And of course,
in one other,
in one other side,
you'll see that there was an old man just kind of just chilling out by
himself.
Um,
he was all the way off to the side,
just like kind of the old man,
just kind of just,
just reading through a book and just looking at everything.
And he looks familiar.
I don't know.
I don't know where I've seen him before.
I'm just like,
where is he?
Hmm.
You'll see a,
an old man just kind of on a very,
to the very right side of the tavern,
um,
chilling out.
So that,
that's kind of the scene when he came into the tavern,
and Mama Thelma has brought you into the back room and,
uh,
has,
it was given the situation down of,
of like these two were a lot of both of them came in here to
hurry.
And the tyrant's guild has been ironed the entire time.
And I look,
I can't have these people here.
Like if a fight breaks out,
this tavern's not going to survive.
And normally we,
you'll be able to take care of ruffians by herself.
And so,
so far they've been calm,
but we really don't want things to get nasty in here.
All right.
Like,
look,
I got down payments still to pay on this place.
All right.
It's been a long mortgage and I would like to not,
you know,
make it even more.
I mean,
it's got to resell at some point.
You want to,
yeah,
you want to retire.
Say no more.
Does Vina have a spare apron?
It's like,
I'm glad you brought that up.
I need you to help fill out orders.
I need you to help serve things.
I need to help you keep an eye on things.
You know,
we can make sure that no pests coming around,
help need someone to help us make,
make the food,
help people help serve it,
help out with the bar,
everything.
So I'll pay,
I'll pay you for your time.
I'll pay you double.
Normally when I pay Vina.
Uh,
and in the meantime,
I'll help take care of that folk over there.
Cause I imagine you brought him in cause he was injured.
Yeah.
Yes and no.
Well,
when we went to go contact the blacksmith,
apparently,
um,
their leader will have the meeting up here and they're the one who took the
blacksmith.
I assume it's the group of ruffians at the other table.
So,
uh,
those who have put kinks into the current plan are actually on the premises and take that information
how you will.
by the,
by the prince.
All right.
but if you need food prepared,
my hands are skilled in creating many a dish.
Good.
That's excellent.
Look,
if you want to take the role of cook,
great.
We need a lot of food orders going.
Gray,
like rolls up her sleeve.
She's like,
all right,
I guess we're going to do this.
It's like,
all right,
we got herself a cook.
Uh,
what the hell are you guys going to do?
We need to have people with a bar.
We need to help people serving.
It's sometimes something's rats and stuff get around,
or maybe someone might get a little rowdy.
Needs someone to keep an eye on things.
If Talim will do the ghost kitchen,
I will entertain the tavern patrons.
And,
and heart,
and,
and heart just,
uh,
takes off his,
uh,
his large mantle.
And that kind of ball.
And he,
he,
he,
he just like nods.
And,
uh,
I'll take the bar.
Okay.
I'll be a server.
Okay.
Gray is going to be a server and beetle.
There can be more than one in the roles.
That's okay.
I'm a silly turn to the coyote.
Ugly loincloth is about the cheap.
You can help.
You can also help serve the stuff.
And then there's both tons of customers around.
So if the little dog wants to do something,
I'll serve,
but I can,
I can,
I,
I'll,
you know,
if you,
if you need help over there or over there,
I'll,
I'll transfer.
A gopher.
Yeah.
I'll be a,
is that what it's called?
Yeah.
You go there,
you go here,
you go things and go get things for people.
Yeah.
I'll be the gopher.
Yeah.
I'll be the gopher.
Right.
You're serving.
I need an apron.
It's like,
and that crate.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
If anyone wants to get an apron,
you get your all,
get all tidied up and stuff.
Of course.
He's going to like put her,
put her mane back in a big old ponytail.
And,
uh,
and Bragg will,
and Bragg will look around and be like,
it's like,
is it okay if I take this guy and get him to a bed?
I'll pay for the room and,
and Thelma go,
don't worry about it.
If you were the,
if you were these,
these loony goons,
we got you.
Yeah.
Take it,
take it,
take the door three.
Get them there.
Go take care of them.
Have them drink this.
And she'll hand a little red vial to Bragg and Bragg will nod and look at
everyone else.
I'm like,
I'll,
I'll come down and,
and talk to the,
and talk to Croc for you guys as you,
uh,
try to manage everything else.
Okay.
Stay safe,
Bragg.
Bragg will nod and,
uh,
and exit out.
You two,
seven.
Holy crap.
All right.
Okay.
So here's,
what's going to happen.
Right.
Yeah.
This is a kind of a big role play thing that we're doing.
Um,
so what I'm going to do is that I'm going to put you,
you all in initiative.
Now you're not like in combat.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're not like in combat combat.
You are basically in,
um,
cookie mama combat.
Yeah.
You're,
you're,
you're,
you're in social combat.
So for your initiative thing on your character sheet is right below your perception,
left side of character sheet in the foundry.
Uh,
there's a drop down menu.
Um,
so for you to lean,
since you are cooking,
uh,
with that as crafting.
Oh yeah.
For you heart,
uh,
you can use performance for your,
uh,
you can use either perception or you can use perception or let me see.
Yeah.
Probably perception would be,
would be the best thing to do along with you beetle is perception for your initiative.
All right.
So set that.
And then you can click your,
uh,
that dice right by,
or I can roll it all for you if you'd like.
That's the wrong one.
I hit perception on accident.
Redoing that.
Redoing that.
I rolled a 12 for a total of 18.
I'm redoing that.
I rolled an 11.
I rolled a,
uh,
16 for a total of 26.
Beetle,
you clicked,
uh,
perception,
not the initiative thing.
So yeah,
you did the same thing I did.
Yeah.
Big initiative button there.
Uh,
I rolled,
uh,
a total of 24.
There you go.
You got 18.
Oh,
18.
All right.
So with that,
I will say like encounters begun.
So how we're going to do this is that,
uh,
you're going to now have all your three actions to do things,
but I'm not going to like super restrict you on it.
Like each,
each of your three actions,
uh,
each of your three actions is like a thing that you're doing.
And I'll have you,
it's a bit more flexible,
but like,
I need to move out of this room to this place to do a thing.
I need to do cook this thing.
That'd be like an action to like,
I need to cook this.
It's an action.
I need to bring this outside.
That's an action.
So everyone's got an action economy to worry about.
And you're all trying to keep everyone happy.
Um,
so with that to lean,
um,
you can go ahead and start in the kitchen to where you can go ahead and
place yourself inside the kitchen here.
And right now,
you don't have it.
You don't have any food orders right now.
All right.
Nice.
Go ahead.
And I'm getting all the,
uh,
I'll use,
and I'll get all the,
the tools and everything I will,
uh,
need ready.
Do we have a list of like,
uh,
menus and the recipes and stuff like that?
We do have the waters of outset PDF,
but just because not everyone's going to have that memorized and stuff.
Yeah.
Feel free to be invented.
You can use real world food and put some dressing on it.
Oh yeah,
cab.
Have fun with it.
We can do the thing we talked about.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
Have fun.
Um,
so with that,
uh,
you can spin an action to prep your area,
which I'll give you some bonuses on some rolls or,
uh,
change the DCs and things that you're doing.
So you can prep your area and I can assume you want to do all three of those
actions and be like,
Hey,
I'm getting everything ready,
getting your production line going,
getting the stove turned on.
Exactly.
Just everything prepped and ready.
Lima is actually an old hand in the kitchen.
So.
Awesome.
All right.
Uh,
I'm going to switch to gray.
You got three actions.
Uh,
I did an explanation.
You're currently in that room.
Uh,
I could start,
you can start out inside the area itself.
Uh,
so I will move you.
Yeah.
To here.
Over here.
So now you have your three actions.
What you doing?
Cool.
Uh,
I'm going to go up to,
uh,
the red table here.
Uh,
and I'm going to ask up here.
I'm going to,
uh,
ask.
Oh wait,
no,
Venus there.
Shit.
No,
it's okay.
You see Venus struggling.
She started cause she's scared.
You see that she's like,
she's shaking really bad.
And she,
and she just can't write great pads on up.
And she,
she flops her hand on,
on Venus head.
And she's like,
I'm here to help.
How can I get your order?
Oh,
finally,
this establishment.
This is,
uh,
this service has been terrible.
This road.
It hasn't even taken a single order from us.
Oh,
I'm sorry for the inconvenience,
sir.
You see one of the,
uh,
tyrant's people seems to be a little bit more hottier than the other.
The other ones have been kind of a little bit tame.
Uh,
but this,
but you seem,
they've been relatively relaxed.
One of them,
uh,
seems to be wearing like a,
like a little different colored sash indicating like they're like the squad leader of the group.
Oh,
are they too good for a rat?
Yeah.
And they're like,
it's like,
oh,
well,
hopefully this beast can at least,
uh,
get us some sort of sustenance.
Uh,
I want,
I want just,
uh,
you know,
a mug of,
like a mug of wine.
If you don't,
if you please,
uh,
if you have glass here,
you know,
we're in the Queens,
we have glass,
but the Ponce Penash has always been a poor place.
So I'll do it with whatever container is the cleanest.
All right.
Good enough.
Good enough.
Got you.
Got you.
Anything else?
Anything else?
Yes,
indeed.
Uh,
you notice the individual sitting over there on the green table?
Yes.
Yes,
sir.
I will pay you large sums of money if you can deal with them for us.
And you'll see that,
uh,
this individual will slide a little bag to you.
And,
uh,
they will go like,
if you could,
uh,
just sprinkle that in the food,
it would be most appreciated.
Uh,
remember discreetly,
they must not know of anything.
It'll make them quite sleepy.
I'm afraid.
Gray will discreetly move over the table as she's going to like lean over to like take a mug.
And she kind of like pause over the bag as she's grabbing the mug.
She's going to just kind of like try to sneakily bring it towards her.
Uh,
roll me a,
uh,
stealth check.
Oh,
there we go.
Stealth check.
Roll.
Oh,
come on.
Come on.
There's a total of a 12.
Okay.
Okay.
I have a hero point.
If you'd be.
All right.
So you roll a 12 and,
um,
and you'll see that the individual will nod and go,
thank you.
I'm greatly appreciate the tyrant's guild.
We'll award you handsome day for your assistance.
Well,
I need to get that wine for you,
sir.
So I'll be back with that in a bit.
Thank you.
You have one action left.
I'm going to do it on over towards,
uh,
heart would be over at the,
uh,
the bar when he gets there.
Correct?
Yeah.
I'll,
I'll,
I'll,
I'll put you guys in the starting position.
We'll just help out with that.
So I'll put over here.
All right.
Yeah.
This will be your final action.
Yes.
All right.
So you,
uh,
move over,
uh,
the heart.
So heart heart.
You have now man,
the bar,
right?
So you have,
you have,
uh,
several kegs behind you,
tankards,
all that other stuff.
And you see a couple of rowdy people.
And one of them was like,
Hey,
I wanted one of my drinks.
That old hag run away with my service.
You got to figure it out for me.
I want ale.
Like slam his fist down onto the bar.
When,
when he says that,
uh,
hard just walks out from the kitchen.
Just this person who needs to bow to get out of the actual door frame,
uh,
with a,
uh,
an apron that looks more like a gas stringer tank top.
Is that an apron or a bib?
Yeah.
And,
um,
it like covers mostly stomach.
It's like more than his chest and his hair is tied up in somehow a little bun.
Yet it still floats backwards.
So it looks a bit weird,
but it's still like,
is this wavy weirdness.
So he walks up and goes,
well then,
what will you have?
Point at which one to go with and I'll pour it for you.
He's like,
uh,
that one.
And he points to the tanker to the far right.
Like,
oh,
barley roll.
You want barley roll,
my dude?
All right.
All right.
You want,
you want a lot of foam on that?
Or do you want just a little,
you want it tapped?
Or do you want it?
Or do you want it?
Build it all the way up?
Build the damn tanker.
You want it shaking?
You want it stirred?
Would you like an olive in that?
Perhaps a festive umbrella?
He sees he gets upset and you're like,
just pour me a damn drink.
He laughs and he picks up a tankard and he pours it up.
And I,
hey,
Soren.
Yes.
Can I roll a cooking lure to see if Hart knows how to best,
like,
tap up a beer?
Sure thing.
Yeah,
yeah,
cool.
Here we go.
That's a two.
I wish to really roll this.
Go for it.
Go out here,
a pipe.
That's a 15.
Significantly better.
That is a lot better.
Yes.
You have a reasonable knowledge of how to,
how to pour this drink.
Aye,
aye.
Uh,
so he doesn't get like a carbonation bomb that will make him like,
oh,
you can,
you can pour him,
pour him a good drink just fine.
Heck yeah.
Um,
in that case,
uh,
he will spend one action pouring.
Uh,
and he will slide it over to him and go,
if you need anything else,
just holler.
And then he,
and then I want to spend my last action seeing if there's anyone else that
needs anything.
And Hart will go by a pointing basis.
The man can't read labels.
I will,
uh,
for that,
I will,
I will,
I'll end your turn as one of the tyrants guild people,
uh,
we'll raise their hand,
but we'll get,
we'll get back to you when it gets to your turn.
Heck yeah.
Uh,
beetle is now your go.
Okay.
Okay.
We're just going to scamper out.
his little apron and run through Gray's feet over to this table with
Hollick and watch it with Hollick and,
and Mima and hi,
do you guys have anything?
Do you guys have,
I mean,
wait,
are you,
I mean,
wait,
hi,
are you enjoying your meals?
Do you have,
do you need?
Do you need to see the helmet and look at you?
Oh,
it's so adorable.
Then Thelma,
how are you to Poreverly?
Uh,
yes,
we're helping.
That's so good.
I've,
I've never served before.
Oh,
dear,
you're going to do just fine.
I've never been served in my own establishment before.
Oh,
that would be so fun.
Hollick,
Hollick,
you must try some of the Cinnabons.
Oh,
that's so yummy.
I want to help out with the negotiations.
And Hollick goes,
of course,
I'll have some of those.
Okay.
I'm going to use my second turn.
Beetle gives two big thumbs up and then turns and sprints back through Gray's legs again.
Ah,
I just realized I only have one hero point.
Oh no.
He runs to the kitchen.
He opens the door.
I mean,
he opens the door.
And he just,
I need a grain of Cinnabons.
Right into a wall.
He runs through the wall.
I'm here for you.
Canonically running in all of these walls.
You're just like,
Oh yeah.
Beetle can squeeze at like top speed.
Yeah.
So he runs between people's legs.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's got like slither and crawled a bunch of gross feats that let him squibble around.
Yeah.
He goes to the kitchen and he just shouts in,
I need a blade of Cinnabons.
All right.
Telling him,
it's now your turn.
Okie dokie.
All right.
Um,
well,
uh,
Oh,
Jif,
thank you very much for the,
uh,
thank you very much for helping me try and get another hero point.
I was going to,
I was going to,
narratively,
uh,
declare that when,
uh,
Beetle walks into the kitchen,
um,
that basically the,
uh,
the Fantasia scene with the wizard is going on.
Oh,
that's essentially Talim is just standing in the middle and he's just like waving his hands.
Can I give Talim a hero point?
Oh no,
no,
chat literally just,
I will mark it down.
I accept that.
That's cool as hell.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Stuff going,
prints of dissertation everywhere.
Yeah.
And so that is like,
Talim was basically standing in the middle and he is like orchestrating just,
uh,
utensils going everywhere.
And his beetle runs in his,
I,
I need,
uh,
is like,
I need,
uh,
Oh God,
what is it?
Uh,
the,
the,
the Cinnabons.
Yeah.
You will see like,
uh,
two plates fly off the shelf.
And as they do,
they skid along the top of the,
um,
let's get along the top of the counter to Cinnabons rise up.
And that will be my,
uh,
my first action.
Basically,
you know,
like bring those,
uh,
bring those plates over to that.
My next action will be to put the two Cinnabons onto the plate and then,
and it just keeps going in one smooth motion,
like right in front of a beetle and like,
we'll stop right in front of him.
So I'll allow it for this one,
but for future stuff,
you got to make the food.
Oh,
I got to make one of this.
Okay.
I saw the Cinnabons right there.
I made it all cute looking like for the Vap and stuff.
My bad.
Uh,
I'll say that like the,
the plate of Cinnabons are there.
Uh,
I'm okay with that.
Um,
but for a future stuff,
you're going to,
you're going to want to,
I want you to cook it and stuff.
Okay.
So I mean,
I can,
I can,
I can,
no,
this one's fine.
I'll let you have a plate.
I'll have,
I'll add it with your narrative declaration that you have a plate ready.
And that's also teaching you guys how this works.
Uh,
cause it's,
it's new.
It's,
it's very odd to kind of do like a social encounter thing like this.
All right.
So you do that.
Undergandible.
Like beetle.
You got your,
you got your Cinnabons.
Yay.
All right.
Gray.
It's your turn.
All right.
Gray has padded on up to the bar and she's like trying to like hold up like
her hand between the,
the,
the two gentlemen,
uh,
in front of,
uh,
there's four of them,
but like she's kind of between two of them that are at the,
uh,
the,
the bar.
And she's like,
art art need glass of wine,
glass,
glass of wine.
Which one?
Uh,
any,
I don't remember what he said.
Any.
Good stuff.
Good stuff.
Good stuff.
Good stuff.
Good stuff.
I got you.
The good shit.
You want to roll,
do a recall knowledge check for me of crafting to see what kind of bottle or
labeling would be decent wine.
Uh,
Oh yeah.
Big time.
Uh,
like if art can remember it by,
Oh yeah.
I remember this picture.
I remember.
Uh,
I want to recall knowledge on cooking in that case.
Okay.
Let's see it since you just specific role instead of just anything else.
Oh no.
I don't know any of it.
Yeah.
I,
I bet I hear a point to re-roll it.
Pictures are familiar.
Oh,
Oh,
that's at least a 12.
You're not quite sure,
but you have two bottles to choose from a white bottle,
a white bottle and a green bottle.
Okay.
Cool,
cool,
cool,
cool,
cool,
cool,
cool.
Uh,
on my turn,
I will,
uh,
fix this then.
Unless,
uh,
you are waiting.
I'm allowing you to pick it now.
Cause it's still under his turn.
Uh,
yeah.
In,
in that case,
uh,
heart looks for the perfect pairing for wine,
which is,
uh,
is there a single glass container or a cup?
Uh,
as you look around the view,
there's only cups,
only tinkers and cups and stuff.
Okay.
Cool.
Cool.
Cool.
Uh,
he,
um,
he will,
uh,
take,
uh,
the one wine that is in the green bottle and he will pour it in a little,
like a very small container and just taste it on,
uh,
for his own first.
Okay.
You take a little sippy.
You're doing this in the view of everybody right now.
Yeah.
I'm a professional bartender.
Okay.
You want to,
you,
so you're doing it blatantly.
You don't want to stealth it.
No.
Okay.
You take a,
you want to take a swig.
It tastes like wine.
It tastes like red wine.
It tastes like wine.
Nice.
He,
he,
he nods and smiles.
He nods and looks really confident as he pours it in a little,
a little,
um,
the fine,
the most would,
would like the thinnest bottom of a cup.
So it doesn't get super warm when you hold it around.
And then he places it down for gray to take.
This is a completely separate container,
right?
Oh yeah.
Okay.
Different,
different container.
He has his own tasting container.
Okay.
Yeah.
So red will,
uh,
we'll take it and she'll,
she'll,
she'll hurry back on over the table.
And be like,
all right,
this is what we got.
We got it's clean glass.
Uh,
heart did heart.
You poured it into your own tankard and then you poured it into another thing.
Right.
And you taste it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
All right.
You come up,
you come up and place the thing gray.
And,
uh,
and then we go,
Oh,
thank you for your patience.
And you're like,
whatever.
And it'll take a glass and take a swig and go,
you're like,
it'll do.
It's like,
it's like,
it's like,
it's like the individual will look at you and go like,
Oh,
and please tell me when the deed is done.
The,
uh,
the ruffians over there need to be quite sleepy before the night's over.
I have to get back to work,
sir.
Of course you do.
The person will lean back.
That was two,
right?
I've got one more.
You got one action left.
She's gonna go over to the table and,
uh,
get ready to,
uh,
take their order.
Okay.
Heart.
Uh,
on your thing,
you saw one of the tyrant skilled members,
uh,
raise their hand up and go,
and go like,
he's like,
wine,
please.
Uh,
was it red?
That was in the green bottle.
Yes.
Right.
Yes.
Wine.
And I would love,
um,
something meaty.
Maybe there's,
uh,
uh,
maybe what types of meat do you maybe have?
Uh,
maybe with some beef of some kind.
I got you.
I got,
I got something from mutton king.
Perhaps.
I'll do you one better.
I said,
this is going to be so bad.
I made a can.
Don't worry.
Don't worry.
I will never tell.
The,
the,
the,
the,
the famous,
uh,
mutton king,
a mutton king.
The one that is really,
you know,
like established within the world.
Yeah.
Yeah.
A mutton king.
Yeah.
Everybody knows mutton king.
Everybody knows him.
Yes.
Just for time.
I'm sorry to interrupt you.
Um,
it's getting close to say everyone's,
is everyone good to go over a little bit just to finish this out?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
I'm being conscious of everyone's time.
Uh,
if there's a picture,
let me know.
Hart's three actions in order will be to,
um,
pour this man,
um,
the one,
the,
the same wine that,
uh,
he had,
um,
poured for the other individual.
Uh,
and then he will spend his other action to walk over to the door and go like,
sorry,
sorry,
beetle.
Gotta,
gotta say a thing to the chef.
Uh,
and he leans in and he starts speaking like in a,
in a Quan Chiari tongue.
And basically it tells Talim.
So there's a guy out there.
He wants a beef dish.
You know what to do,
right?
Talim like looks over as like plates and utensils are like,
uh,
hovering at the ready.
He's just like,
he's like,
if that's what he wants,
that's what he'll get.
It goes with red wine.
And then,
and then he,
and then he goes back out and,
um,
yeah,
that's his turn.
Dude,
you speak ghost.
No,
no.
He,
he spoke a different language when he was alive.
Huh?
Beetle.
Yeah.
It's your turn.
It's my turn.
I've got the,
the Quasho.
I've got the,
the cinnamon rolls.
I'm,
I'm,
I take off.
I'm,
I'm shouting about ghost language as I'm running with the cinnamon rolls.
I get over here to the table and I,
I hop up and I slide the,
the plate out into the table.
Uh,
you'll see the cute,
cute little platypus person look at you and go,
like with one of the little rolls.
And,
uh,
and then Hala.
It's like two paper plates clapping together in the roll.
Yep.
And,
uh,
and,
and basically you'll see Hala can help him out.
We get to enjoy the move.
Thank you,
doggie.
Pats you.
Uh,
no,
no problem.
I'm not a dog.
Here,
here.
Thank you very much.
And Hala will hand you five silver.
Oh,
Beetle takes the five silver and he stands there like he doesn't know what to do with it.
And then he turns around and he runs back to the kitchen.
Okay.
Uh,
I'd like to put,
I ran into a wall.
And as you're going back,
Hala will say,
it will be like compliments to the chef,
a little extra for him.
Okay.
Beetle will run in here and put four of the silver down on the counter and then run one silver over to Taleem and like go to put it in his pocket,
but it just falls through him onto the floor.
And then Beetle turns around and he runs out of the kitchen again.
Okay.
That is your turn.
That's my turn.
Taleem.
Taleem,
you have,
you have one order.
Okay.
And money.
So,
uh,
yay,
money.
It's on the floor.
I'll pick it up later.
I'm busy right now.
There's cooking to be done.
Uh,
so we have a beast dish.
Um,
tell me how you want the processing for this to go.
Cause I know you want a crafting check for cooking.
Yeah.
So,
so for the cook it,
uh,
let's just say,
uh,
you gotta get the ingredients for it.
So head to the store room,
get some ingredients,
come back and cook it.
And then you can.
Okay.
So I will use for,
so for an example like this,
let's say one action to go get your ingredients.
Right.
One action to cook it.
And then your third action is,
uh,
to get it ready for whoever's bringing it up.
Okay.
And so I will actually do that.
Um,
in that order,
I will go and get the ingredients.
Then I will use my second action to cook the dish up using my crafting skill.
And I have the assurance beat in crafting.
So I'm just going to take a 10 on it,
which gives me a total of a 20.
Nice.
As you,
as you continue to,
uh,
the cooking is up.
Something happens to lean.
Oh yeah.
Something happens.
As you begin the cooking stuff,
all of a sudden,
everything just kind of flashes a little bit.
Everything flashes,
flashes.
And all of a sudden,
you look at your hand and you look like that.
It's solid.
It's solid in your back.
And you look around and,
and,
and you kind of look up and there's a woman in front of you.
It was like,
it was like,
like,
come on to lean.
Like you're coming with us.
Right.
And you look at around.
It's,
it's desert.
It's desert and huts and stuff.
And it looks like home,
home.
You see a caravan.
You probably have been a part of probably in your past.
And,
and you're looking down and you realize you're on a campsite.
Uh,
Lee will like reach around and like feel in his back where like the normal,
normally the,
the,
the arrows stick out,
but not there.
And,
uh,
he will,
he,
he looks up and at the woman and it feels like the name is on the tip of
his tongue.
And he just can't seem to remember it.
And as he like,
he'll start to reach a hand out towards her,
uh,
as he begins to like push himself up off the,
uh,
up off the sand or the,
uh,
the piece of cloth that he's more likely sitting on,
uh,
underneath,
uh,
you know,
a canopy or something like that is like,
of course,
you know,
a job needs to be done.
Uh,
it's like those supplies aren't going to deliver themselves.
You know,
being past the wall and having to pay the fees on it is,
no,
that's not what we're hired for.
Immediately.
As soon as you're done speaking,
push your back,
your hand is now holding a bit of a pan and you're continuing cooking.
So he just got,
he just blinks for a moment.
And,
uh,
and as it's going out,
you see the woman will wink at you.
And as,
as the wink comes back up,
the whole entire eye is red.
And then you're back.
Uh,
uh,
Liam just kind of like shakes his head for a moment.
He like looks at the pan and,
uh,
uh,
like squints his eyes is because like,
the thing is,
he's a ghost.
Like his whole thing is he is bound to this realm because of unfinished business.
This is more than likely not the first time he's had a flashback or,
you know,
uh,
been sucked into like hazy shards of memories,
but like this time something feels different.
And as he's like searing the meat,
uh,
and everything like that,
he kind of like stares into it and he thinks about it before he,
uh,
flips it.
And then we'll spend his final action to put it on the plate along with,
uh,
any garnish or,
uh,
you know,
sides and,
uh,
move that along the counter,
uh,
to,
uh,
to beetle and,
uh,
ask beetle to take that to the,
uh,
the bar and heart.
All right.
Uh,
roll me a crafting check as you do.
So I don't,
I didn't see a crafting check yet.
I have assurance.
I take a 10.
All right.
That's a total of a 20.
My bad.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
All right.
Uh,
you,
you put up to the table for someone to receive,
uh,
whoever that order is for.
And now great.
It's your turn.
Great.
Has come on up to the table.
She's got out her little pad and paper.
Hello.
Sorry for the wait.
What can I get for you?
Bye.
Oh my.
Oh my.
And you see that the big kind of croc will kind of lean forward and stuff.
And,
uh,
you go,
you go like,
it's been real interested in seeing you all bringing one of my associates inside.
Eh,
well,
we see a lot of things out here.
Indeed.
Now,
what I would really like is,
uh,
hail for all the boys.
And,
uh,
a meal for each of them.
If you don't mind,
you're all good with just a little bit of chicken,
right?
And you'll see they'll,
they'll kind of both nodded.
Brog,
I bet you've got to be rewarded for doing such a good job.
Bringing a man back with the info I might need.
You,
uh,
you need a drink.
You'll see that brog will just kind of like just shake his head.
No.
And you'll see the croc will kind of nod and stuff.
And he'll,
he'll lean forward and go like,
Oh,
when you film,
if you could do me a favor,
could you,
uh,
keep an eye on those boys over there?
And you'll see,
he'll mention over to,
um,
to the tyrant's guild folks.
And he'll go,
you see,
they've been tailing us the entire time since we came to this tavern.
And,
well,
we wouldn't want a blood bath,
would we?
I mean,
we could easily try to dispatch them,
but you'll see,
we don't want to take any more unnecessary risks tonight.
You see,
as,
uh,
our business ventures have been quite lucrative tonight.
And I would like to make sure we get away,
get home nice and safe.
We wouldn't want anything unruly to happen.
I'm pretty sure.
We certainly don't want anything.
We certainly don't want the tavern to be disassembled in any way or form.
Understood.
I will get that for you.
I'll be back.
If you could find a way to,
make sure they're not going to bother us anymore so we can leave just fine,
that would be greatly appreciated.
I'm serious,
sir.
I'll get back to work.
He gives a satisfying,
like,
twirtle and does that crocodile thing where they go,
whatever,
with their throat.
And he'll nod and kind of lean back.
And,
uh,
and he'll kind of go,
he'll just slide a gold coin over to you and be like,
for the trouble.
Thank you kindly,
sir.
She just means over to go try and go swap out,
uh,
whatever drink may be on the table.
Goes to take the,
uh,
gold coin in the process.
It's like,
oh,
by the way,
for the drinks.
And he'll,
yes,
sir.
Ale and chicken.
Ale and chicken.
All right.
Good old kingdom FC.
And,
uh,
after that,
she will go check on the,
uh,
gentleman over in the corner here.
Sir,
can I get you anything?
Ah,
ah,
oh,
oh,
you'll see the,
this old man will kind of look up from his book and over to you.
Like,
I'm sorry.
Do you have,
uh,
just air,
please.
If you don't mind.
Thank you.
And you'll see,
he'll flip back to his page.
Okay.
And I believe I can,
I have one more left.
Uh,
yeah,
we have one,
one more left.
All right.
She'll,
uh,
start heading back over towards,
uh,
where's the,
uh,
the kitchen.
Get that chicken.
Okay.
You're going to go through the platypus's chair.
No,
I forgot he's there.
It's very hard to see this map.
I'll,
I'll scoot over here.
Yeah.
It's okay.
I'll do that for you.
Thank you.
Go through a customer.
Let me just,
just climb over.
So with the platypus,
you're small.
Don't worry about it.
All right.
Well,
the last action was,
was taking,
uh,
the old man's order.
So,
Oh,
okay.
Okay.
So heart,
it's your turn.
Yep.
Um,
so
snoring.
Yes.
I'm snoring.
Uh,
me,
uh,
me.
Any of the patrons by,
by the bar,
are they,
are they keen on their drinks?
Or does it look like,
nah,
nah,
nah,
nah,
I'm fine.
Or like,
they are just enjoying their things.
Roll me a perception check.
We'll do that as an action.
Cool.
Cool.
Cool.
Cool.
Cool.
Yes.
Let me see here.
My,
my,
my perception.
Let's go.
I rolled that too.
No,
sorry.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Yeah.
You're going to do a little hero plan.
Yeah.
I do.
I do have one.
Thank you so much.
Chad.
Uh,
I will reroll.
Yes.
All right.
Let's see it.
I rolled a 17 for a total of 23.
Which one is thirsty?
Uh,
the one right in front of you for the token there,
uh,
you see that one,
it's just kind of,
uh,
she then puts this tanker down and you're starting to notice that,
uh,
the,
uh,
these guys kind of get,
get a little bit rowdy or so a little,
little aggravated,
uh,
with where they're at.
And the tyrants killed people,
uh,
for what you're with your perception check of a 23,
you know,
so they're getting a little bit too loose,
a bit too lazy,
uh,
with a very content with it.
They're at a tavern.
They get the drink and eat,
you know,
they're able to do whatever.
Um,
and you see one of them be like,
yeah,
just give me another ale.
Another ale?
I was like,
yeah.
I was like,
oh,
so you got any,
uh,
got anything like that?
We're going to snack on.
I'm like,
you got,
you got some bread.
Heart smirks and go,
and looks back at them and goes,
you want bread with your liquid bread?
Yeah.
I,
I,
I,
uh,
heart turn,
turns back,
uh,
towards this wall.
Soren,
the elmas seem like grandmas in a lot of ways.
So I assume on this shelf,
there is at least some kind of like,
jar filled with salted things.
Like anything.
This is the bar after all.
Oh,
that wouldn't be great if you had an airs declaration to do.
It would be great if I had a hero point.
Yeah.
I'll tell you what you're going for.
Tell you what you're going for.
Okay.
Okay.
So what,
uh,
heart would like to do is,
uh,
to present a,
uh,
between these two individuals,
separate these two groups,
uh,
since they seem to be,
they don't seem to,
yeah,
they're not chatting to each other.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And they seem to be like,
if they could have the bar for themselves,
they would.
Uh,
so heart would like to,
uh,
place a bowl of snacks in between this group,
these two,
and one bowl of snacks in between these two.
And,
and,
um,
uh,
and then give the ale to the individual.
So,
uh,
those are my actions and,
um,
the little salted snacks,
things that go well with almost any drink,
instead of filling bread,
uh,
they get filling ale and they get salty snacks to want to get more drinks.
And,
uh,
when he places them down,
he goes snacks on the house.
Well,
Chad did just give you a hero point.
Oh,
I will spend it.
I'm going to declare that there are snacks,
but y'all running low.
Y'all running low on the,
on the snacks.
Uh,
what,
what,
what snacks specifically do you want there?
Oh,
uh,
if he can just find,
there are eggs,
pretzels,
peanuts,
whatever you want to do.
Oh,
if,
if there are nuts,
uh,
and there is like,
if there are nuts and there is salt or any spice of any kind,
Hart will just mix that on his own and,
uh,
use that the heat of his ifrit heritage to like slightly toast them as he mixes them around and,
okay,
to just,
to just get them warm with the cool drinks.
Roll me a crafting.
Heck yeah.
Can I roll a lore cooking?
It's the same thing.
It's just better lore.
Yeah.
He's equally good at both.
I rolled a 13.
I saw that die on my end.
Nice.
But it didn't,
Zoran.
It didn't.
It didn't.
All right.
Just to summarize and quicken up your turn.
I toast nuts.
Yeah.
You,
you present some salty nuts to them as a stack and you'd be like,
like,
try this.
And the guy will look down like,
but I wanted bread.
Fine.
And he'll try.
Oh,
okay.
And,
uh,
you start to notice that he'll start dragging the ball closer to himself.
And he begins to,
begins to,
uh,
but he hasn't completed it yet.
So,
but now it's Beetle's turn.
Oh God.
Okay.
So I've got this plate of meat.
I don't know who this is for.
So I'm just kind of holding it and doing a little.
They take it to the,
take it to the bar.
Oh,
he did.
Okay.
Thank God.
Okay.
Sorry.
I didn't remember that.
So Beetle's going to run around into the bar and hold the plate up to heart and be like,
who's this for?
You'll,
you'll do that.
And one of the Tyrants will be like,
that's for me.
Oh,
and then a Beetle will stand on his little Tyrants.
Heart places the prepared wine,
uh,
for Beetle as well to go with that,
uh,
meat dish.
Oh,
nice.
Yeah.
And just put,
did that.
So I'll have it where one action you served.
I'll let you have two actions left.
Okay.
And then I'm going to go pitirin over here.
I'm going to make it to,
gray.
Can I help with anything?
Can I help with anything?
Did you talk to those guys?
Did you talk to that guy?
Uh,
this,
uh,
gentleman here,
uh,
with the,
the,
the,
the hat over here,
he needs a nail.
Uh,
I have to go talk to Talim about something and get the chicken for these guys.
Okay.
Uh,
all the way back.
one to go all the way back.
Yeah.
I'll let you,
I'll let you get the order in.
I'll let you get the order in from Talim.
Just running.
Oh,
thanks.
Yeah.
That guy needs up.
Oh no,
I've already forgotten the drink.
Uh,
Beetle would remember.
Beetle would remember.
No,
Beetle would remember.
Why is he going to Talim for the ale?
Would he go to the bar?
Hold up.
I'm not letting you medicate your way out of this shit.
Recall knowledge check.
Do me a,
do me a crafting recall knowledge check.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
We'll do a,
what did the customer order?
What did they order?
All right.
All out this time.
What did the customer order?
He ordered,
he ordered.
So you'll,
you'll know that what gray would relay to you,
that the green table wanted chicken for all three people and three ales.
And the old man wanted one ale.
Also that gray said that she needed to go get the chicken from Talim and the
ales and to get the ale for the man in the hat.
Just,
just the ale for the man in the hat.
It's okay.
Beetle runs into the kitchen and shouts in.
I need an ale.
And then kind of stops and staggers and turns around.
It makes it hard.
I need an ale.
What beetle needs is ADHD meds.
No.
Don't come for me like that.
Don't believe me.
Oh my God.
That's my turn.
All right.
So you send the order to both of them.
Both of you got the order.
I'll be kind for Froggy.
Talim,
you have three orders of chicken dishes.
Something,
something related to some chicken.
They didn't specify,
but just something.
All right.
Well,
it's going to be something that has a,
not like a hot spice,
but you know,
you know,
it's not going to be bland ass bowl chicken.
So I will spend my first action to go into the storeroom and get any
supplies I need and then bring them back.
I guess we do the,
do you want me to roll crafting checks for each of these individually?
Each one.
Each one.
Well,
guess what?
Assurance.
I take 20 on all of them.
Oh my God.
It's like,
you didn't tell Talim who the dishes were for,
right?
Nope.
All right.
All right.
So you did one action to get all the ingredients.
Then you start one action cooking,
one dish,
another actually cooking the other.
You still have one more to cook.
So you're getting two prepared so far.
I'm putting a little bit of flavor on them.
All right.
And it's not just plain,
just plain fried chicken.
You know,
we don't,
we don't do that.
Great is going to make her way to the kitchen because she's got to tell
him.
As you're passing,
as you're passing gray,
roll a perception check for me.
Oh no.
Oh no.
I sure did roll a total of 22.
Okay.
As you're hearing,
as you're going by,
you see that Vena is still doing her best to also try to help out here and
there,
but she's just trying to keep everything clean because they're being fairly
messy and stuff.
As you pass by the Tyrant's Guild table,
you,
you overhear with your,
with your gnoll ears that,
um,
the woman who goes like,
well,
if the waiters,
if the waiters don't deal with these ruffians soon and backup doesn't arrive in time,
we'll just,
uh,
have to stall them and make sure everyone in this tavern is the wrath of the Tyrant's Guild.
It's like,
it's already a matter of time.
We would like to try to do this peacefully,
but remember the plan.
Remember the backup plan.
Everything goes.
Hmm.
Well,
anything,
any doubt she might've had rolling around her head is,
uh,
pretty much dispelled.
She knows what to do.
Um,
yeah,
basically,
you know that,
um,
they're,
they want to try to get,
uh,
Cox gang sleepy with whatever they,
they gave you so they can more easily take care of it whenever their backup arrives.
But if not,
they're,
they're staying here to keep an eye on her for as long as they can.
Hmm.
And if,
and if it takes too long,
they'll just say,
all right,
when our reinforcements get here,
it's go time.
Okay.
So,
Gray is going to go into the kitchen and she's,
she,
I,
I tried to go into the wall.
I,
I turned it a beetle.
I turned it a beetle.
It's spreading.
I even put a rug down to indicate where the door is.
I know.
I know.
It's the wall and the door.
They look very like similar.
I'm so sorry.
I'm turning into beetles.
No.
It's shredding.
It's the rot.
It's taking hold.
No.
Kill beetle.
Cure the rot.
Kill beetle.
Cure the rot.
No.
So Gray,
Gray basically like slides on into the kitchen.
She,
she moved pretty quickly.
So she kind of did actually slide along the floor a little bit.
Um,
she,
she basically,
running all the way.
Taleem,
Taleem,
they're,
they're trying to poison the gang.
They're trying to make them sleepy.
They gave me powder.
He,
like she,
she like,
she like tries to like convey what's going on.
He will like look down,
uh,
and,
uh,
I assume that the,
the pouch is in Gray's hand or.
She,
she,
she like holds it out and she's like,
you are my,
my confident in this.
I,
I'm looking to you for like advice in this because we have two,
two options.
We have put the gang to sleep or put the other lads to sleep.
I will go ahead and say that where there is one Tyrant's Guild,
there is more likely multiple Tyrant's Guild.
And as a law abiding citizen,
I am not willing to put myself in the line of fire of the Guild.
If we do what they,
what we can to keep them appeased,
but keep a drug out of it.
that is probably the best that we can do.
Fortunately,
I'm not only a skilled chef,
but a skilled alchemist as well.
So I can hopefully disguise the.
Taste.
Whatever this is.
It's,
it's like sleeping powder as you look at it.
Okay.
Yeah.
So,
uh,
he's like,
just,
and,
um,
he's like,
give me a moment and I will try to incorporate this.
Um,
because he's already cooked two dishes and he's just like,
fuck.
Yeah.
Nope.
Okay.
They wanted chicken,
by the way.
I eat.
And he'll like point to like the,
the two dishes that are already ready.
I am working on that.
Oh,
thank you.
How many gang members are there?
Gang.
Uh,
two,
I believe at the,
at the tavern,
at the bar over there.
And then there's,
see,
there's one more at the table.
And then there's one of those,
those wordy bastards.
The,
the,
the dude who fucked you up.
Those kinds.
And then there's the big guy.
So two,
uh,
uh,
five,
five,
five.
The plan is this.
These two dishes will go to the bar.
The other two dishes or the other three dishes will go to the table.
I will mix the powder in with those.
I've already put these.
I won't be able to cover it as well.
Okay.
Okay.
Um,
I'm going to have to take it to the table first.
Uh,
the,
the,
that's the one that the,
he ordered for that table.
The,
the bar I'm not sure about.
Okay.
Uh,
then you would know that the food that you already sent out,
uh,
one has already gone to the bar.
The only orders that are going out right now are the three,
uh,
three chicken dinners that you're sending over to the green table.
Which is where Crocs gang is right now.
Okay.
Hmm.
I know you're only four hours of sleep.
I'm trying to help you guys.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No,
I appreciate it.
Um,
it's a bit medicated,
but it's like,
you know,
it's yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Uh,
he's like,
then just,
then just give me a minute and I will try my best to incorporate this in
what we already have.
Thank you.
You're the best.
He's just like,
he like looks and like preens a bit.
He's like,
of course I mean,
okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Don't get too full of yourself.
Don't get too full of yourself.
And,
uh,
I guess,
uh,
Grail wait for the,
uh,
stuff to be done.
All right.
Heart.
Yep.
Uh,
I am tapping up ales.
Since I,
I heard Beatles screaming.
Um,
I wish to tap up ales for the little guy.
Um,
just one ale.
Just one ale.
Uh,
he taps up one ale for the little man's and,
uh,
hands it to them.
Um,
Hey,
Sauron.
Yes.
Can I roll a perception to notice a thing?
Uh,
what are you trying to notice?
Where the fuck did that guy go?
Uh,
he is still on there.
You do not have vision on him because there's a lot of light.
I thought,
I,
I,
I thought this was like a rat and not a wall.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You have here.
What I can do to kind of make it easier for you.
Sorry.
My bad.
He's gone.
Oh,
walls.
They're hard to,
can't see through them.
But you're good.
You don't have to present.
A wall punches through it.
Oh no,
he's still there.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'll,
I'll let that.
I need to go.
Mama helmet in the bag.
I see you.
What was that?
that crashing noise?
I put walls up in my establishment.
Is it now Wavowski?
I'm watching you hard.
Always watching me.
Watching me.
And he's just standing there like,
ha ha ha ha.
Turns around.
My days are counted.
But to summarize,
what are you doing on your turn?
I want to,
these guys by the bar.
Do they look more enticed
to get more drinks
since they are.
They all seem to be enjoying
the salty food
that you're doing.
You see,
they've been kind of sharing it.
But one's been,
but the croc skin guys
have been kind of
trying to keep it to themselves.
They'll be fighting over it
a little bit,
but they're eating.
They're eating the salty drinks
and they,
if you're rolling a perception check,
you'll get a good idea.
All right.
Cool.
I'll do that.
I want to get one out of you.
You're nine.
You'll see,
you'll see that,
you know,
they're going to get thirsty
out of the salty drink.
You can't tell how thirsty
they're going to get right now,
but.
Mm.
Uh,
Sorn.
Yes.
Do they have any strong spirits
behind the bar?
Uh,
you can't read any of it,
so you don't know.
True that.
Ha ha ha.
Damn.
True that,
Sorn.
True that.
I set this thing up
exactly with a lot of your stuff,
guys,
stuff in mind.
Nice.
Uh.
You're a diner dashing
with all of your,
like,
pluses,
all your,
like,
edges and flaws
right now.
Heck yeah.
I'm loving it.
I'm thriving.
I'm in my element.
I want to,
uh,
heart wants to more or less
start to sample my actions
since I don't have any
real other things to do.
I want to sample small things
just to be like,
oh yeah,
oh shit,
this was just water.
Uh,
and.
So you start sampling?
Okay.
Uh,
I'll,
I'll let you like take
the rest of your actions.
I got to sample stuff
and everything.
And just to remember,
you gave one drink
to Beetle,
right?
Yes.
Okay.
Beetle,
it's your turn.
You have a drink.
Okay.
Beetle's going to take the drink
and he's going to run
all the way up here
again.
Getting that exercise in.
Yeah.
He's panting.
He's out of breath.
Oof them slappers.
Over the wizard.
Stands on his,
on the toes of his slappers
and drops that big tank.
Doesn't drop it.
Puts it down.
Stands on his toes.
Drops the tankard
on the floor.
No.
Thanks.
Starts crying.
He breaks out of contact
with the wizard
as he drops it.
You see,
you see the old man
will lean forward.
Ah,
thank you so very much.
It's,
I haven't seen much
of your kind
all about here.
There was like a band
of them,
I think,
roaming around
a little bit.
I know I know
where they went,
but you seem to be
having a bit of an issue.
Are you okay?
Oh,
hi,
just I'm a doctor.
I don't run like this
all the time.
Oh,
well,
man,
well,
to your health
and he takes a sip
and he'll hand you,
he'll hand you two,
two silver
and he goes,
thank you very much.
Hey,
yours too,
guy.
Thank you.
Did you say you saw
a band of my kind?
Ah,
yes,
they,
they seem to have
been scurrying around
various,
you know,
outcoves and such
around the area.
Haven't seen a peep
of them in a while.
Oh,
no,
that's not good.
You're not from them,
are you?
No,
but we met them here.
Oh,
you did meet them,
but how did that go?
Are they fine?
Ah,
ah,
ah,
ah,
they're all nasty.
Maybe if you run
into them again,
I wouldn't say
a hello,
I'd maybe just keep
going.
Oh,
damn,
that's definitely
unfortunate.
Yeah.
Ah,
we're going to take you,
yeah?
I like,
I like your beard.
Thank you,
grow it myself.
You did?
That all by myself,
impress?
He kind of strokes it.
Yeah,
and you didn't,
you didn't drink anything?
You didn't get it?
You didn't rub anything
on your chin?
No,
I did a lot of hard work
of growing old.
Oh,
it's time gated,
and he turns away
and he keeps going.
It's time gated.
Oh,
oh,
man.
He will go to the kitchen
and bring the silver in
and add it to the pile
on the,
I walked into the wall
and I walked into the pile.
I should delete that wall
at this point,
but it's so funny
to see you run into it.
Goddamn.
You can turn it
into a Dumbledore.
By the end of this,
he's going to look like
a normal kobold.
His, like,
long snoot's going to be
completely smooth.
Just flat,
little pug face.
I think that's my turn.
So basically,
you delivered the drink
and then,
like,
you moved,
delivered,
and you moved back.
Okay.
Yeah,
yeah.
You didn't take
anyone's orders?
I did not.
I didn't even think to.
I was like,
I have silver,
I have to put it
back on the counter.
All right,
Talene,
it's your turn.
I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry,
my brain went.
I will take my
first term
to scoop up
some sleeping powder
and go and get
the supplies
out of the storeroom.
Come back
and use my
crafting with assurance
to cook that
final dish,
incorporating the
sleeping powder
into it.
and then
I will use
my final
action
to
prepare that
and add the
sleeping powder
to the already
prepared dishes
the best
that I can
to be able to
roll anything
for that one.
You're absolutely fine.
You incorporate
the sleeping powder
into all three
of the chicken dishes?
Yes.
Okay.
The one I cook
with it because
I assume it's
better to work
it in in that regard
and the other one
I'm just like
the other ones
will be like
you know what
you're doing
you know how
to incorporate
just fine.
Like take the
chicken like
do like some
you know slices
in it and be like
oh put like some
extra like spices
or I don't know
like some cheese
or something in there
and then like
mix that in with
that the best
that we can.
As you're doing
that you'll see
Vina come in
kind of shaking
you know with a
little scroll thing
that she's been
using to take
water.
I need three
I need three
beef stews
for the
for the red
table
and
three wines
Are you okay?
She goes
no.
Talim will
look at
Beetle
as he finishes
preparing those
three dishes
and pushes them
over to
to Gray
and he'll be
like
Beetle if you
could go and
let Hart know
about the three
wines
Vina I will
take care of
the three
beef stews
were there any
specifications on
them?
Just
no repose
just you know
half meat
half soup
you know
I don't cook
Perfect
Clemus is like
I got you
bud
so that is
the that is
the end of
my turn
as I slide
those three
dishes over
to Gray
Please don't
make it
terrible
they'll kill
me
No
No
No
we won't
let them
do that
So basically
all your
turns you're
getting the
sleeping powder
you're finishing
your dishes
sleeping powder
Gray
basically
she loads
on up
with the
orders
she pads
on towards
the entrance
she's like
trying to get
around
Beetle
and Vina
excuse me
you can get
through just
fine
she steps
over
she
punched
over
to the
green table
with the
orders
sorry for
the wait
your drinks
will be
over shortly
here is your
food
and she
plops in
it down
they'll
they'll
nod and
Croc will
kind of look
over
and one
of his
thug
is going
he's like
well you
wanted it
boy
pay for
it
and you'll
see that
the thug
will kind
of sigh
a little
bit
and put
three
gold
pieces
on
and Croc
will be
like
the rest
your tip
thank you
very kindly
she
scoops
on up
to the
payment
and
as
you
do
so
Helena
we're
going
like
now
you
you
you're
going
to
help
us
out
right
with
the
lads
over
there
yeah
we
want
to
get
out
of
here
lickety
squid
in fact
as soon
as we're
done
with
the
meals
we
want
to
be
leaving
as soon
as
possible
but we
can't
leave
if they're
going to
be on
our
tail
we're
currently
trying
to
serve
them
as well
if you
get
my
drift
good
and
he'll
lean
back
as you
were
thank you
dinosaur
and
do I
have
anything
else
left
I think
that's
it
that
should
be
it
for
you
okay
yeah
so basically
you come
up
serve
them
you can
move
back
if you'd
like
okay
can you
tell that
I worked
I worked
seven years
in retail
I did
see Chad
be like
wow
men's
retail
voice is
uncanny
I wonder
why that
is
I'll
say
you're
coming
up to
where
heart
is
yeah
she's
gotta go
get the
heart
it's
your turn
I
prepare
the
drinks
I'll
let you
prepare
the
drinks
prepare
three
ales
I will
prepare
three
ales
I
take
it's
one
action
each
I'll
allow
you to
summarize
one
thing
okay
okay
cool
can I
make
them
really
like
since
they're
supposed
to go
to
the
important
individual
that
they're
supposed
to be
a little
bit
you know
a little
bit
maybe
perfect
foam
layer
whatever
you want
to try
to make
it
perfect
yeah
I want
to try
to make
it
perfect
cooking
stuff
I'll
let
you try
it's
absolutely
horrible
let's see
how good
you do
yes
oh
my god
oh
no
oh
yeah
all the
taking
20s on
food won't
help me
now
can I
can I
tell you
how
how
he
utterly
ruins
it
uh
as soon
as I
find
your
complication
sure
oh
yeah
dude
I can't
wait to
get yelled
at for
someone else's
mistake
Justin
like
real
food
service
yeah
buddy
let's
see
uh
I'm gonna
take
I'm gonna
take this
one
I'm gonna
have to
change
it a little
bit
like
because of
how
complications
and stuff
are
um
yeah
they change
a little
bit
I'm gonna
shake
let me
see
ah
okay
I'm gonna
change
I'm gonna
take this
one
uh
it's supposed
to for
different skill
actions
but we'll
we'll make
it fun
um
oh it
actually works
perfect with
the map
too
from
lamenters
devastator
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so much
for patreon
for people
who don't
know
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your very
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he who
um
funny
he who
yeah
this
was that
or geoff
rather
sorry
my bad
or geoff
thank you
um
so with
that
they have
a complication
called
crumpling rug
which is
perfect
because you
are on a rug
here at the
bar
uh
people seeing it
on video
and stuff
there's a little
rug there
this says
in your
attempt to
jump
acrobatic
etc
uh
a loose
bit of
the ground
slash
floor
covering
causes you
to slip
and fall
prone
sliding down
any slope
any slope
stuff like
that
uh
you basically
slip and
fall
uh
and they
also say
sliding down
any slope
by feet
and stop
yourself
with a
dc
to an
athletic
i'm just
gonna say
you're gonna
fall prone
oh no
and you
spill the
drinks
yep
no
uh
yeah
yeah
yeah
that makes
sense
uh
do you
want to
know why
it makes
sense
why is
that
cart's been
sampling
everything
in the
bar
and
he's
that
he's
that
yeah
yeah
yeah
dude
yeah
yeah
no
no
the only
thing
getting
toasted
the drinks
you
the drinks
that you
just
prepared
you just
fall down
and spill
them all
i'll make
new ones
yeah
all right
so you
you start
preparing
it takes a
little extra
time
everyone's
looking at
all of you
right now
seeing all the
commotion and
stuff you're
you're covered
in an ale
at this point
um
and i'm gonna
say
zoran i gotta
ask when
when when
heart beefs it
and like just
falls full
prone
yeah
does it
does it cause
the like
the building
to shake
a little bit
yeah just
it's a
whole problem
all right
so for heart
i want to say
uh you're gonna
do you wanna
fall
then you're gonna
try to stand up
and stuff
yes yes yes
all right
uh beetle
that's my turn
oh
how do you guys
like tavern
doordash
i'm sorry
it's dragging
a bit long
but
it's
like in real life
i'm enjoying it
i'm in my element
i have to put it
in initiative order
because a lot
of things can happen
just just for viewers
and stuff because
someone's gonna watch
the pod like
jesus taking
there's a reason
why of course
of course
of course
uh so beetle's
gonna put down
the silver that he
got on the counter
and then uh
he's gonna put
both his hands
up above his head
and is there
anything that needs
to be delivered
so
to leave as he's
like sitting there
working he looks
back he's like
you were supposed
to go get the
wine or the
green table
or no wait
for the red table
uh from heart
and beetle turns
around and runs
out
heart where's
the wine
heart just
tilts his head
up from his
prone position
yeah
oh god
okay beetle's
gonna climb
on top of heart
and start
trying to
prepare the wine
can beetle
read
yes
yes he can
all right
you can quickly
identify uh
the variously uh
super labeled
red wine bottle
okay
excellent
simple
simple as heck
you identify you
want to start
pouring drinks
yep yeah
so i'd like to
spend a turn
uh pouring those
walk up
and you start
you know i'll
have the rest of
your turns kind
of pouring them
and stuff
um yeah
i'll let you
have one more
action left
okay i'm gonna
take the drinks
to the table
okay
i'm going
yeah i'm going
zoom
it doesn't matter
it slides all
the cups
up
slides each
tank
yeah
it's like
oh what is
that
oh
like
it's not
serving us
what
it's your red
wine
oh it
speaks
oh
just get
the drinks
get it away
what
what
are you talking
about me
wait are you
talking about
me
hey
oh hi
whoa whoa
and i'm gonna
grab my
suspenders that
are holding up
my belt
and i'm gonna
slap i'm gonna
snap them against
my my chest
and i'm gonna
puff it
and i'm gonna
make my tail
straight it's
gonna swing
and stand up
really straight
to make me
look a little
taller
and i'm gonna
i'm gonna go
hey
i'm a forensic
analyst
i'm a doctor
you're talking
to right now
hey
oh it thinks
it's people
oh get it away
oh
reginald
just kill it
just kill it
just get rid of it
and you'll see
it'll look at it
and then look back
at his boss
and he's like
really
you'll see
they'll start
reaching for
their sore
but it stands
up and just
tries to
one of them
tries to punt
you away
yes
finally
somebody tried
to punt
beetle
i've been
waiting for
this
it's like
it's not like
a hard kick
but it's like
no get away
get away
yeah
just pushing
him away
with the feet
oh my god
this is karma
for all the times
i have to clean
up after beetle
so
yeah
uh
do you want
a response
out of that
or do you want
to end your turn
i would like
to
if that's okay
i'm sorry
if my turn's
going on
too long
uh
i'd like beetle
to
i'd start
like pac-man
mouthing
on the guy's
shoe
oh it's all
bitey
ew
just kill it
over
i work here
i work here
no no no
remember beetle
you have
you have a
you have a
boot in your
mouth
what does it
sound like
to leave
it is now
your turn
i will go
into the
storeroom
to go get
the supplies
for the
beef stew
as my first
action
i'll bring
them out
and i will
cook
uh
two portion
of the
stew
as my
next two
actions
and that
will be
the end
of my
turn
using my
assurance
with crafting
okay
uh
you used
all your
sleeping
powder
right
to use
it all
for
yes
okay
you have
no more
sleeping
powder
um
yes
all right
gray
gray is
uh
kind of
what
looking over
the the
bar
she's like
heart
heart
please
honey
you need
to get
up
i need
ale
i need
ale
for the
green
table
hey
i don't care
if you hurt
or anything
where the
fuck's my
order
she knows
he's fine
he's made
out of
rock
he's a
wall
he's
fine
just
just
heart
the inside
or outside
yes
he's made
on a stone
doesn't mean
he doesn't
have
feet
leaves
she's just
like
heart
heart
honey
heart
she's just
like
try to like
clap her
hands
like
come on
focus
focus
focus
uh oh
uh oh
heart is being
fussed at
by an old
lady
heart is afraid
of old
ladies
soren
yeah
uh
due to
sampling
everything
in the
bar
making
making
heart
probably
at this
point
uh
maybe not
just
drunk
but probably
you know
a little tipsy
yeah but
also probably
affected by
something that
the elmas
like stash
away like
okay don't
give this
to anyone
give it to
someone we
want like
out of the
tavern or
something
like he
has sampled
everything
so he's a
bit emotionally
fucking
stunted at
this point
probably
so my question
is
soren
can i make
a will save
to not
start
crying
soren i
rolled a
you start
crying
really uh
so great
comes back
around behind
the bar
and she
just starts
pouring the
ales herself
okay
all right
you you
you get
you get
the ales
yourself
and uh
and and
and that'll
that'll be
the end
of your
turn
yeah
what's up
it's your
turn heart
it's your
turn heart
i wish to
remain prone
turn over
cry
that's your
turn
rolls under
the bar
just starts
crying
he takes
the bottle
he enjoyed
the most
and he goes
father
father i
do not
know if
i am
strong
enough
oh no
all right
beetle it's
your turn
you're being
shooed away
yeah uh
beetle will hop
off the guy's
boot after
giving it a
couple good
and then
he's gonna
just turn
and hoomph
and scamper
with his tail
still up
straight
uh he's
gonna stop
in the room
here and go
he's gonna
see that
gray is a
little higher
behind the
bar which
means she's
probably also
walking on
heart
okay
nothing good
going on
over there
so beetle's
going to
you turn
and come
back this
way
and give
the guy
the stink
guy
go over
to the
blue table
and prop
his snoot
up on top
of it
and go
do you guys
need anything
else
no thank
you very
much
okay
goes over
to the
he gets
patted
goes over
to the
green table
do you guys
need anything
else
yeah
our drinks
oh shoot
turns around
and you're
running
men they need
their drinks
you're not
men
what the
frick
who's men
who's men
great just
like stares
and beetles
who
yeah
i mean
great
i don't know
who men
is
sounds like
a nerd
here's your
drinks
unfortunately
wait was that
all my turns
that's all of
it i think
i moved
no i moved
i talked
i moved
okay i'm done
you're better
off holding
on to the
tree
tell him
it's your
turn
it's my
turn i will
spin my
first action
prepare the
third
beef stew
okay
i'll then
uh
use my
second action
to
uh
bring them
out to
uh
uh
uh
the
the
uh
it starts
with a v
um
beena
beena
there we go
that's what it
was for some
reason i'm
gonna say
vera and i
was like
wait a second
no that's
that's final
fantasy races
um
i'll bring
them out
to uh
vena
and uh
be like
it was like
here are the
dishes that
you ordered
and uh
we'll uh
then return
to said
kitchen
as my
final action
uh
like as he
comes out of
the kitchen
like he looks
and sees the
absolute shit
show that is
going on behind
the bar
and he like
looks at that
he stops for
a second
and he just
180s and he
goes back into
the kitchen
he's like
nope
not my
that's not
my problem
nope
i think i
need to
split this
episode up
this is
probably gonna
be a two
parter uh
i'll just
make it a
whole other
episode because
it'll be like
first part and
then tavern
all right
so i
hand it
over to
the vena
and for
that because
you're using
npc to help
you out
um
she'll go
like okay
and you'll
see that on
for her that
she will
bring up the
stuff pass by
you be like
oh sorry
then she'll
just go by
you and
she'll she'll
deliver all the
stuff and
like oh
this place
is so
fine we'll
take them
you know and
she'll take
and they'll
they'll receive
the beef stews
and vena
quickly leaves
and tries to
you know deal
with holic
you know and
helma
um so
now gray
it's your
turn
this is
secretly a
boss fight
all right
gray's gonna
lean over and
like give the
drinks over to
beetle that's
first thing she
does uh and
then she like
squats down and
like starts
patting at
heart she's
like come on
get get up
buddy sweetie
heart honey
she's just
like trying to
get him into a
more consolable
state because
like this is
not this is
not good
this is not
good
yeah
heart
that's it
yeah yeah
okay so um
when that
happens uh
were the
were the
ales placed
like on the
counter ready
for beetle to
grab
yes
uh yeah
okay he
looks over
at
at gray
with tears
in his eyes
and he goes
okay yeah
yeah
yeah
she's just
like she's
like taking her
big old paws
and like wiping
his face and
just like come on
come on
she's okay
come on
come on
she's like
consoling her
grandchild right
now
i i didn't
want you to
yell at me
i'm not mad
at you
we just have
to get this
done
okay
uh heart
will grab
uh the
three tankers
in one hand
because his
hand is so
huge
he just locks
them in like
each finger
like truly
german
oktoberfest
style
and then he
uh key rushes
them over to
the table
just
instant
transmission
mail delivery
like
like
alter
and
this
okay
evaporating
but smoke
ball
yeah
to understand
you're tanking
the drinks
and delivering
them to the
table
right
yeah
and because
he's so
fast
uh in like
a swift
movement
my uh
my action
will be
standing up
grab
so
stand up
is one
action
uh
if i can
grab the
drinks
since they're
already prepared
i'm allowing
you to get
up get the
drinks and go
deliver it
to summarize
okay cool
yeah yeah
uh
so you can
move yourself
in front of
croc's table
yeah
uh he just
appears
um
the
the little
piece of
string that
held his
hair together
just flies
off
uh as he
appears
and goes
sorry about
your drinks
um here
they are
and then he
places them
down
good good
thank you
very much
then he
sees an
elder
then he
sees an
elderly man
and he
gets fucking
like emotional
due to the
fact that his
dad is
gone
hello
heart as
you're standing
there um
i want to i
want to have
your turn kind
of be morphed
into this
yes um
so as as
you're looking
there and
whenever you'll
get the rest
of your turn
stuff uh
here in a
bit that croc
will look
down at
it and be
like like
nah finally
we can all
eat and uh
a brug
he'll say
he'll be like
why don't you
try some
and he'll
slide the
dish over
the brug
and he will
wait
patiently
minerva you
have two of
your actions
left
well now
gray is left
over here
she uh
well
and you
and you
will notice
from across
from across
the bar
that uh
crocus slid
the chicken
dinner
over to
over to
brug
everything is
going in
slow motion
for her
right now
her heart
is falling
into her
stomach
and she
doesn't know
what to
do
so she's
just like
uh
and uh
she tries
to like
act casual
and like
just keep
an eye on
the guys
at the bar
now
because she's
the only one
at the bar
so she's
like is there
anything i can
get you
while uh
while the
bartender
takes care
of them
uh to
note for
you for
for a
special thing
um you
still have
um like
that pouch
of sleeping
powder
thing or that
bag right
um
it's like to
at least tap
on it like
you get you
able to give
to lean some
of it during
the kitchen
thing you know
you still have
some left
because how
are you gonna
make them all
fall asleep
people make
three go to
sleep
she looks
over she
looks down
sees the
peanuts you
guys want
any more
uh they
look down
and be all
like uh you
see that the
bowl is empty
and stuff and
they'll look up
like yeah
yeah we would
like some
this is pretty
good stuff
all right
she'll uh
she'll go uh
go and turn
around and get
some uh some
more peanuts
and uh discreetly
sprinkle some of
that powder on
in there
roll me a
stealth check
oh shit
oh shit
oh shit
where's my
where's my
and this is
where everything
went bad
stealth check
stealth test
that is a
total of 12
but i have a
hero point
yeah i was
gonna say
you happy for
that one
i don't know
is it good
you got three
hero points
you do have
three hero points
yeah i can
re-roll it
i can re-roll it
everyone clench
your butt
that's
that's worse
that's worse
it's worse
it's worse
you sprinkle a
little bit of it
you still have some
in the thing
and um
you see
you see that
um
give me a moment
oh no
we're in trouble
oh no
oh no
i'm gonna vomit
stream would have
heard the sound
effect of what i
rolled privately
um
which i'll i
get was at that
point i have to say
one of them rolled
a natural one
so you sprinkle it
on and you pass it
to them they go
hey thanks
and they start
eating eating it
all of them
all of them
no start eating it
okay
can i get you guys
any drinks while i'm
over here
yeah yeah
ale for uh
ale for all of us
you know
ale ale
yeah yeah
yeah i would
like some ale
you know
the wine is not
to my taste
ale it is
ale it is
we'll get that
started
all right
uh we're gonna go
to heart
well heart already
did all those actions
so we get the
beetle
it's your turn
beetle
okay
uh
do you need any
help over here
me uh
great
who's me
i don't
who
who are you
talking about
i don't know
are you
listen i just
i can't believe
beetle
is sampling
the bar as well
i've got the bar
go check on the
green table
i just
okay
hey what's
happening over here
you guys
you see
uh
at that
around that moment
when you're coming
through because a lot
of things are
happening at once
yeah
you see that
croc has slid
over the uh
the dish
the chicken just
over to brug
and has said
go on now
try you some
i hear it's pretty
good here at elmas
is it visibly
untouched
visibly untouched
what
i can
do you want
i can bring
another dish
for him
no no
that's it
i just wanted
brog to have
just a little bit
of sauce
and he's been
working hard
tonight
well the more
reason to give
him a full plate
come on brog
i'll get you
something
uh brog will
look around like
yeah
you know what
i i think
i do want some
food
i'm fine with
the chicken
and stuff
and he's like
no no brog
you can see that
croc will stand
up and put a
giant crocodile
claw right on
brog's shoulder
and kind of lean
down and look
at him and go
come on now
dry it
okay i'll bring
another dish for
you and then
oh you're pink
he'll gurgle at
you
and croc will
look at you
and like
for one visit
to another
shut up
okay your voice
is very scary
no go on now
what's up
heart stands
there
and his hands
are clutching
really hard
and he
like
abbreviated
drunk heart
is standing
there
what did
you say
to my
bro
oh no
oh no
oh
oh no
and with that
thanks for
watching
we'll end it
there
oh everyone
clench
clench
clench
why
i saw the
i saw the
opportunity of
ending it
then i took
it
oh my
so very
much for
watching
you'll get
to see
what happens
in the in
the next two
weeks of the
next episode
of rock
goons
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else thank you
all so
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did you guys
have a good
time
thanks for the
emotional
yes oh my
god
i'm gonna be
on edge for
the next two
weeks
my ass is
clenched so
tight right now
oh that's gonna
be painful
hid in the kitchen
and was the
only survivor
the dead guy
survived
who i thought
all right
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