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Episode title: Wake Up Classy 97 with Josh and Chantel - Friday, July 17th, 2026
Episode summary introduction:
Kick off Friday with a heartwarming World Cup story about England's national team quietly donating over $20 million, the wild world of flight attendant survival training, the science of human hibernation, the merits of the cult classic "Rocket Man", reminiscing about engagement rings and 21 years of marriage, what counts as acceptable bathroom garbage, a record-breaking $3.75 million Star Wars lightsaber auction, HGTV's new 90s throwback shows, stressful noises, Chantel's gray hair, a night with Shrek & Donkey, and so much more!
Timestamps:
(0:00) - Bonus: Flight attendant training
(3:28) - Good News
(6:22) - Hyper-sleep
(11:48) - Wedding ring exchange
(17:26) - Bathroom stall troubles
(23:02) - Shrek the Musical
(29:00) - Gray hair
(36:35) - Kitchen garbage in the bathroom
(43:23) - Stressful sounds
(49:36) - Check the mail
(53:59) - Star Wars memorabilia
(1:00:31) - Would You Rather
(1:03:39) - GHTV 90s shows
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Full show transcript:
Have you ever wanted to be a flight attendant? I mean, not no. Oh, I've always thought it would be kind of fun.
I like the idea of travel. Yeah. I I think that would be an okay thing. I've never wanted to be like push a cart down the thing, stand up in front of everybody and show them how a seatbelt works. I don't, yeah, I don't I don't want to do all that. Plus, I feel like flight attendants get uh like a pretty bad rap.
Yeah they get a lot of flack, I'm sure.
Back in the 60s, like the Pan Am stuff. I think that was the time.
Oh, when everyone was smoking on the plane.
No, no, no. I I don't not that. I what I mean is I think it was like it was a big deal if you were a quote unquote stewardess on an air on an airline back then. Uh and I think that was kind of cool. They had the little pillbox hat and the like it was it was a cool time. I think that was the cool time for air travel to be a flight attendant. That would have been like the golden era of it.
I I like the travel aspect of it, but then as I think about it, I go, No, you're actually gonna have to be responsible for a lot of things. Right. I, as you know me, uh I like to take as little responsibility as possible. Sure. I don't like to be in charge of things.
Do like a transcontinental flight. That would be fun. So you gotta serve meals. Well, and here's the other part. There's a whole bunch, like you interact, do it in first class, you get like a smaller little cabin area you gotta take care of. Like that, it's customer service ultimately, right? Yeah and a little bit of hospitality.
Yeah, I just don't think I think people will probably treat you pretty terribly. Um I don't even like to sit next to the emergency exit door because you have a lot of responsibility as a passenger when you sit by the emergency exit door.
Yeah, sure, you gotta pay attention. I don't want to do that. You get all that leg room.
Okay. There are flight attendants in Brazil that have to have required training in rainforest survival techniques.
Oh, cool. Because just in case something crashes.
They're on a flight that crashes in the Amazon. That's fun. Crazy.
That's that's really an interesting skill you'd have to have. I know, right? Yeah. Do they have any of that stuff for like people flying domestically in in America? Like if you're just on the flight from like Idaho Falls to Mesa, Arizona, you have to have some kind of like desert survival skills.
You have to know like high altitude mountain survival in case you end up in a mountain pass in the winter. Yeah, you know, those go well. Those stories always end nice. Yes, we're gonna eat people.
Okay. Desperate times, man. Yeah.
There's no food up here, and it's cold, and we've burned all the seats. Now what do we do? Hmm. This body's been frozen. All right, gross. Oh yeah. Okay. Uh yeah, no, I'm just wondering if you have to have some kind of crazy survival training in America. Were you gonna research that or no? No. Okay. Well, cool. We'll never know.
Enjoy today's show. It's uh it's a strange one.
Yeah, it starts out like this. And then it I mean, this is the end of the day for us. So it's ending like this for us, but it's starting like this for you. Crazy. Crazy. Happy trails. Hi. Hi. Happy Friday.
Happy Friday to you, sir. Uh, yesterday we kind of started the day off talking a little World Cup, and I don't mean to talk World Cup again so soon. Uh, but I do have some good news, and it's World Cup news. Great.
So I figure I'll just kind of get this out of the way. The World Cup is huge. I know. Talk about it. All around the world.
Yeah. Well, the England soccer team, they had a really great run. Uh, and they are not in contention for the championship. We know the championship is set. Right. But apparently I didn't know they have another game to determine uh who will place third or fourth in the tournament. Oh, I didn't know that either.
So I need to learn a little bit more about that. But who's playing in that game? Well, England and someone else. Ooh.
Yeah. Uh, but every time a player on the England, no, every time a player on the England national team suits up for a match, they get about 2700. And every one of those players has donated this match fee to charity. And these donations have not been publicized until now.
The work of the England Footballers Foundation, which has organized these donations, has flown under the radar, even to the fans who follow the team very closely. This is new information. Oh. So every time they suit up, they get 2700. And the uh England national team has this England footballers foundation that says, we're gonna take that 2700.
You're getting paid to play, so you don't necessarily need it. We're gonna take that 2700, we're gonna turn it into charity, uh, a charity effort. And uh these donations, years after years, have totaled more than 20 million dollars that have been donated to various charities, including UNICEF, soccer communities across the UK, and a group called Help for Heroes, which supports active duty service members, veterans, and first responders.
This is lovely, really cool. So over the years, the team has donated over 20 million dollars because of they've they've just passed on this match fee to charity. Uh, those who are familiar with the efforts of the players say that the key to the success of this program has been the consistency that it has had the whole time.
It's been going strong for about 20 years, so we're talking about like a million dollars a year, and the players expect the giving to continue for years to come. They're like, it's cool. It's what it's what we do. We haven't talked about it, it's just a thing we've silently been doing for 20 years. We've been doing away this match fee. That's lovely. Isn't that cool? That's very cool. Yeah, thought that was some good news.
And this is Team England.
This is the England national team, yeah.
Oh, you red coats. You are nice.
anyway. It's good news. It's a great way to start off a Friday. And uh, hey, good morning. Hey. Hi. Good morning to you, sir.
You ever seen an alien, the alien trilogy?
I've I've definitely seen the first two. Okay. There are many more than just two or three movies.
I get it. I haven't seen those ones. And the second one is the best. Let's be real. Um, Okay, if you don't know what we're talking about, we're talking about the Sigorney Weaver movies. So there are seven of them. No way. Yeah. Okay, you know how they like go into hyper sleep or whatever. Okay.
It's called when they travel through space. Yeah, and then they're sleeping. Yeah, they go into uh into an extended period of sleep and then they are woken up years later or whatever, so that they don't feel like they had to travel years and consume all those resources and so forth.
Scientists are exploring human hibernation.
I think they're gonna have to figure that out because it's like legitimately in order to travel really far into space, it's kind of a necessity to have people dormant.
Yeah, because you have to slow their metabolism to reduce their need for food and water.
You don't have enough resources, and
the hibernation protects against muscle loss and the mental strain of traveling for months, correct, or years even.
Um, but that's why I like Rocket Man so much. Oh, yeah with Harlan Williams. Tell me.
Well, you have a great taste in movies. Let's hear it.
That's a good one. Okay, why are you beating me up about my movies?
I'm I'm being a little bit of a of a movie snob.
I know it's a great movie. Tell me really fun. Tell me why. No, there's just that they have the same thing. They gotta travel through space for a long time. But then the chimpanzee that they're taking with them wanted a little more room. His little bed was a little too tight. So he went and stole Arlen's bed. Come on, you've seen the movie. I don't know if I have. Are you serious? I don't think so. It's so funny.
I'll I'll make that decision. What's the what's the name of it?
It's it's Rocket Man. It's a Disney, not Rocket Man the Elton John documentary. Okay. And uh and it's great. All right, it's a it's a good movie. 2019? No. No, that's the LT John. one That's the Elton John one Well, that's Well, that's confusing.
That's the only one that gets pulled up when they start. search Rocketman You got to play Disney 1997.
That's probably checking. checks out Does that sound about right? Yeah. It's a it's solid gold. It's a cult classic. It's such a good movie.
He's a Fred Randall is a geeky spacecraft designer who gets the chance to make his dream come true and travel to Mars. Right. I'll watch a trailer.
Watch the movie. It's so good.
Anyway, I think this is cool. Scientists are actually studying animals that naturally hibernate. And then they're also testing methods like Ultra Towns to see if certain uh medications and drugs can trigger hibernation in humans. Okay, interesting.
What if what if you didn't have to have a winter anymore? Yeah. You just sleep through it.
What if we just hibernate through winter?
Yeah. I think there's a lot of studying that's got to be done because here's the deal. You slow down the human into hibernation, that's one thing, but you've got to figure out what is that going to do to their organs, their brain, like all of that stuff. Like there's a lot of studying, a lot of research that has to happen before they even get closer to the state.
I understand.
But I totally feel like years of studying.
Depending on how long you're in hibernation for. I'm gonna cut. Can we just call it hyper sleep? Sure. Isn't that what they call it on Star Wars? Why not? On Star Wars. Are you serious right now?
Is that what they call it on Star War? Yeah. Oh man. I knew that.
I knew that would be a button. Come on. Get it together.
You know better than that.
Um what were you saying? Oh. Hyper sleep? Yeah. Is that what they call it? Sure. Okay. That's what you're gonna call it. Oh, absolutely. That's what I'm gonna do. Sounds like quick sleep. Hyper sleep. Yeah.
Anyway, uh, it's interesting.
It is interesting, and I think it's uh fascinating. And if they figure it out and we can sleep, just give it to moms, honestly. Oh, really? Yeah, just we just need a couple of months.
Just a couple of months. Yeah. I'm gonna go sleep for a couple months. See you in a while. I mean, take care of everything while I'm out.
Or better yet, yeah, give it to the toddlers. Oh give it to the kids just for a couple of months. Come on. Couple of months. Shh. Moms need a break.
For a couple of months. Yeah. I feel like take a weekend. A couple of months. That feels a lot.
At least a week. Come on. At least.
A week's hibernation. Seven days of hibernation. Yeah, work week. Okay. Put in your PTO request now.
You picked out my engagement ring. I guess, yeah. That's true. You were not there for that part of the process. Did you? I cannot. I can't even remember if we had like discussed.
I mean, I I knew enough about you to know that like you said like I'm just simple. Like I don't, you know, I you know where we were financially, so you were like, I'm not looking to be like
I'm not a big jewelry person anyway.
Right, but you're like, I don't need some giant rock. Like, don't do what's the thing like it's supposed to be like half a year's pay or something crazy.
Three months' salary or something or whatever the thing is. Like, I don't know. Like, I I get it, and a lot of people love to show that stuff off. Yeah. Your wedding band that complimented it is has got a bigger stone on it, but No. which one's which?
My engagement ring is this one. The one with the oh with the big diamond. I see. And then I have smaller. And then the band. Yeah. I see. Sure thing. But you kind of knew, because I kind of told you the cut.
Yeah. It's weird when you start dropping hints like that. Oh, you know what I like? Is um like I like a princess or like a you know, I I like white gold more than I like like yellow gold. You know what else is cool? It's like just something simple. Oh, this is important. Take notes. Write this down. Pay attention. You know what else is neat? Is like if it just fits on my finger. That's good.
So we when you gave it to me. Yeah. Excuse me. I loved it. I thought you did a great job. And then what happened? I was pleased. No, I still love it. But I just was reading a story about a gentleman who proposed to his girlfriend, and then he noticed a week later that she had a different ring on, and he said, What? Did she go? exchange it? And she said, oh, I I I just didn't really like that ring that you gave me. And so I wait to exchange it. And he was like, well, that's not the upsetting part because I I wanted to wear something that she's gonna love.
That's fine, but that's that's still like uh that's a little bit like you didn't do a good job. So I'm just gonna go around you and do it the way I want. Yeah. Like have the conversation.
Right. And be like, I am so happy. Uh however, I would love to have had this in rose gold.
Like could is it would it be possible? Yeah, yeah. Like just talk. Like, that's not a that's not good. No, that's that's for the longevity of the future. You've got to talk.
What he's upset about is that the ring that she exchanged for was cheaper than the one that he bought. Ah. And she just kept the money. Pocketed all the extra money.
Into the wedding fund? Nope. Where did it go? Don't know. Where did the monies go? Couldn't tell you.
What would you do if I came home and I was like, hmm. No, different ring.
That's whose ring is that. When I eventually noticed.
Yeah, I was gonna say, I don't even know if you would necessarily notice. It'd be it'd be a while. And I'd go, wait a minute. Is that the ring I got you? Yeah.
I thought I got you a diamond. Yeah. What is that? That's a circle. That's a circle. Yeah, well, because mine is a diamond shape. I don't know. The princess cut. The princess cut. Thank you. Jewelry.
That's pillow cut. What is that? That's not what I got you. Pillow cut. Yeah, it's like a big square looking one. Like a pillow.
I really I really do like. I love my ring. I like the simplicity of it. Okay. I I'm not a big jewelry person, but I have seen some rings on some people, and I go, how do you
even like why like you're brave wearing that out of the house?
Be careful when you go swimming. They don't wear it swimming. No, they don't. You can't.
You don't want to get the water in there. Keep it clean. Okay. That's uh that's a situation. You got a situation. I really hope that they uh have a conversation, because that needs to be talked about.
That is the solution. They need to have a conversation. And that conversation needs to happen before they seal the deal. Because that's a lot of uh interesting behaviors all piled up.
Look at you given relationship advice.
I'm saying have a conversation. That's that is a a bit of mistrust, and there's a lot going on there.
Well, look at I'm looking at your wedding ring right now. That's not the same one that we got married to.
But you know that because I switched to the silicone rings because I don't want my finger to be de-gloved. Because that sounds gross. The ring that you wore that you doesn't fit.
Because I was just a small boy, and then I got to be a big man. And now the ring doesn't fit. And it could be resized. It could be made to, I know. But I'm just saying it could be made to fit if I wanted to wear my original band.
We were so poor when we got married. Your wedding band cost 50 bucks. I know. It was a steal. It was a steal. I pride myself on the fact that our wedding was very inexpensive.
It was our entire wedding was $1,500. Like, that's a win. Come on. And it still was painful, and we paid for it for months.
I had to use, okay, let me back up. Let me rewind. I should probably think about what I'm gonna say before I start talking about.
I don't know. It's always a choose your own adventure. It's like give me three intros and I'll choose which one. So what was that one?
Okay. Uh we went to a public place last night. We'll talk more about that later.
But I needed to we don't often. What do you mean? We went to a public place. This is weird. We went to a public place. Okay. We left our house and went outside. A public place. Go ahead. What?
I needed to use the restroom. It was a public restroom. And I know this particular place that we've been to before, the line gets backed up. Okay. And so I said, I know I gotta book it to the bathroom really fast before.
Everybody lines up to beat that line. Okay. So they go, okay, thank you, everybody intermission. And I go, I'm out of here. And I asked Emory if she needed to go to the room.
This was a public place with an intermission. Yes. Okay. Clues. A clue.
So I ran. I didn't run, but I speed walked to the bathroom, and there were two other women that be had beat me before. I get into the bathroom. There are five stalls. The two women in front of me take the first two stalls.
Okay. I take the fourth one to kind of like give a little bit of a break in between. Like have some privacy. So I go in the fourth one. I go to shut the door. Lock is broken. Okay. And I go, maybe I can just Jimmy rig it a little bit. Okay.
And I'm jiggling it. Yeah.
And I'm also dancing, right?
Okay, because you gotta go to the restroom. I get it. Okay. All right. Uh or was the music just good? I'm just trying to understand. It was better. Because it's a choose your own adventure story. Go ahead.
Can't get the lock to work. I open the door. I go, I'll just find a different stall. I go out, all the stalls are already taken. There's already a line for me. And I go, oh, and I don't even have Emery with me to like kind of hold the door to block it. And then Okay. what am I gonna do? Fine. This is fine. I've been in this position before. Okay. You can sometimes hold the jewelry.
door. You're gonna hold the door while you're using the record.
While you're doing your business. Gotcha. I've been in this position before. Okay.
I have not, but this is interesting.
The problem is that the distance between the toilet and the door is very long.
Well, I bet it's pretty normal, but you're of a shorter stature. And you don't you didn't use your long hand as Beck called it when he was a little kid. I did use that. And you had to reach behind the couch to get toys. You had to use your long hand. So did you use your long hand?
I used my long hand, my longest hand. Okay. All right. I'm telling you, the space was m bigger than a normal restroom. The distance between Okay....the the facility and the door. Okay. Muger. Okay. And so then I'm doing this like
You needed I I understand you didn't have our daughter, but you needed a companion in the line to just say, hey, I know. Can you hold this door? I know, but Or just like, hey, will you not let anyone in really quick? Because this is a thing. Like this this one is broken. Can you just can you stand guard? Please. If you're not sure.
Because every other person behind you is do-I know. If somebody had asked me to do that, I would have said 100%, I'll do that for you. But I felt uncomfortable asking somebody. I get it. Especially when I was like, I
gotta be trying to hurry all of you to the bathroom. Right. Because a race. It wasn't a race. Right. It was I don't know what you it was a tricky business. I mean, I'm not sure. I also I think people can look for feet. Yeah, I get it. I don't do people tend to walk in, just hit doors to see what opens.
You can kind of see if the door is already open, so you can kind of see, oh, that one's open. Go do that one.
I'm just saying, like if if the per was were the people in line, did they see you go back into that stall? Yes. Then they weren't gonna come and open it.
I understand that, but uh I don't know.
So I like I I understand your stress point. I get it. I do understand. But I feel like if they saw you in there, they weren't gonna try to disrupt you. They were or interrupt. They weren't gonna be like, no, no, this one's open.
It's available. I've been in lines before where I know what's happening in the stalls. Like I've seen people with a challenging lock or something, and then people come in behind you and they go, Oh, that one looks open. Right.
And I go, No, it's not though.
I know what I'm doing here at the front of the line.
This is not my first time in a bathroom line. That one looks open to you, but you don't have all the info.
Yeah, you don't know all the details. Right. Well, this has been a fun adventure. It sure has. It was. And I went, so I got back to my seat and I said, Emory.
Why didn't you come with me? You made it her fault. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.
You're supposed to be my wingman. Yeah. You were not my door holder. I survived. I managed. I did it. Well. And then she said, Why didn't you just use your leg? And I go, that would have been harder than using my arm.
Is your long leg shorter than your long arm? I don't know. Let's measure. No, we don't need to do that. No. You have a tape measure on your keys.
I do. I'm gonna. I measured our boss's beard yesterday. 15 inches. I know. Crazy. It's a lot of beard. Okay, I'm gonna measure our wingspan. Here we go. No, that's not that's not your wingspan.
That thing's not even as long as your arm. Then we'll have to double measure. Oh boy. Here we go.
We have a theater here in Idaho Falls, and it is awesome. If you love theater, if you love live theater, you need to check this place out. Yeah. Uh we tend to go to as many of the shows that they do as possible.
We we go to like a lot of different productions.
To be fair.
We drive to Pocatello to see productions there. We just drove there to see a production at ISU. We go to the old town actor studio in Pocatello. Right. I know that there's stuff up north. We just haven't gotten there yet.
Well, but we do have uh coming up, like the first week of August, we're going up north. Oh, that's to the new play mill. You're right. Like there's a lot going on in the arts around here. I don't try we do try to consume as much of it as we can.
Right. You were just recently involved in the opera theater. Correct. I mean, uh there is some amazing talent in our community and surrounding areas. And so we try to catch it as often as we can because I love it.
It's so fun. And live theater is uh is so just different. I don't know. If you've never been to a live theater experience, it's hard to explain. Yeah. Um, because it's so good. I'm trying to remember what even like some of my first exposure stuff was because I didn't do live theater until I met you. Right. And uh like even with when when our son was a baby, like little little, we took him to like Suzical the musical.
Like some of that is probably the first theater that I had seen other than like maybe one or two, maybe one or two high school productions that I went and watched. Maybe. Yeah. But uh, but that was very minimal exposure.
So we went to see Shrek last night. The music stage. Yes. And it was amazing. Yeah. It was amazing. I don't want to give away any spoilers because if you haven't seen it yet, you gotta get your self there.
And there's great surprises.
There is amazing surprises.
And they do do such a great job. As you were we were leaving, you're like, that is like very high level production. Oh, yeah. Costuming is great, set design is great, the acting, the singing, the the tech part of it is so good. Like they do a wonderful job. They really do. And it's you know, right here in in our neighborhood, which is fantastic. Uh really recommend.
Um It's hilarious It's a good time and it's family friendly. And I had popcorn. Yeah. So that's always good. I like popcorn.
You might bump into people that you know because it's a small community theater. It's awesome.
And they had sells they sell all kinds of snacks. And we had a root beer float. Yeah. Man oh man. It's the best place.
They also do a theme thing. Like they'll theme a drink around whatever the production is, which is kind of fun.
Um, you said last night, you were like, sometimes the dancers are and singers are like really close. Well and they're singing at you. Here's the thing.
Here's the thing about sitting in the wings on a low level. Because we were in like what, row C. So we're only like three levels back from the floor. Right. And so you're kind of sitting at eye level with the actors on stage. And so when they're uh when you're kind of up in the like front facing seats, you kind of get a lay of the land. You feel like you're kind of watching the whole production.
Uh-huh. But when you're in the wings on the side, that low, you're kind of like right there. So when they turn and they're acting and singing toward the side, it feels like you're looking at me in my face. And it's very like, I feel like I should look away.
It's off putting it. It's very like, are you looking at me? I am not sure. Are you looking past me? Do you even see that I have a face? Because I've been on stage and I know that like the the lights are in your face, like you don't even know
what's going on out in the game. a spot above your head and they just focus on that.
But they're clearly not looking up. They're looking straight ahead, and I'm like, your eyeballs are piercing my soul right now. I know. So then I have to like feel like, am I does it? Do I have a dumb look on my face? Am I smiling right? Do I'm enjoying myself. Like I feel like I have to explain my. I'm not staring at you. I'm trying, and then I'm like trying to look at other people.
But then I look at other people and I go terrible. I don't want you to think that I didn't thought you were doing a bad job, so I'll come back and look at you.
I know. So just as a note. I would prefer front-facing seats to wings, or I could get or maybe a little higher on the wings. Okay, good to know. That's just maybe me.
I know. I'm making a mental note. I am typically the one that buys tickets. So I will. Josh needs higher seats.
Just because I don't want to be at eye level with the actors when they turn because I I feel like they're acting at me. And it was it was scary.
It was off putting it. I went, I don't know what to look at. Don't know what to do. I'll look away then. And then I'm like, what am I even looking at? Like, and so a lot of times I look over. Emery was sitting next to me, and so I'd look at her, and a couple of times she was doing the same thing. And so then we're looking at each other, and I'm like, well, that's not it. This is awkward. Do a different face a different way.
I have to say to the gentleman sitting in front of me, I'm sorry that I dropped my popcorn box on your head. I think it hit him in the shoulder or the chair. I don't think it hit him in the head. It was a total accident. But it also weighs nothing. I'm really sorry about it.
It wasn't like you had a big old like soda you dropped.
I stood up, we were leaving, I dropped it, and I said, Oh, I'm so sorry. Yeah. And then I ran away.
Yeah, it was fine. That's what you would do. That's a normal reaction. Yes.
I'm gonna ask you a question. I want to hear your response. My hair is graying. Yeah. What do you think about it? You already know what I think about it. I actually do. You're nice about it. I don't hate it.
I wouldn't mind if it was just naturally whatever it's gonna do. That's fine. Yeah, you're nice about it. Who's not nice about it?
Well, there was a woman who asked her husband, what do you think about my gray hair? And uh he wasn't sure what to say. And he said, I think you look fine, and that's not what she wanted to hear. So she said, No, really, tell me what you think about my gray hair.
And he goes, uh, okay. No, I dig it. I think it's cool. He told her, I think it makes you look more mature, and apparently that was the wrong thing to say.
Well, I don't because that translated to you old woman. Is that why? Right.
But at some point you kind of have to face reality and say no, I am I am maturing. Okay.
This is what my body naturally does.
Listen, there are people that will color their hair forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever. And that will be part of their entire life.
Hey, I wasn't gonna name names.
But she will never ever let gray hair be seen on her.
In fact, she told me because I go, I think I'm gonna like maybe stop dyeing my hair at some point. Yeah. And she was like, no, you can't. And I said, uh, it's not your body, it's mine. Yeah.
She said, No. Also, you can. It's gonna make you look so old. And I thought, well, guess what? Like What are you hiding from? We are all just getting older. Right. Every day. Yeah.
She's not come to terms with Ashi. She thinks she's still 20.
But I also think being mature doesn't necessarily mean you have to stop having fun. I agree.
And maybe that's the thing. Maybe she's like, if I have gray hair, I won't be any fun, and people will think I'm like just ready to retire and just disappear. Like that's what are you talking about? No. No.
I noticed because I'm due for my hair appointment. I go in a couple weeks. Okay. But I start to notice my grays poking through. And I go, okay. Here they come.
A little bit on the sides.
Yeah, they always come in on the side and on the top. I've got a ton of white in my beard. It gets more and more and more. Every time like I trim my beard the other day,
I know when it grows back, it'll be whiter again. And it's just getting wider and whiter and wider. It's on your chest right here. I know, I'm aware. I'm aware. Thanks.
And then uh what I am bald, but when the hair grows in on the sides, the entire sides are like grey. But I love it. No, I don't I don't mind. I don't really care that much. I mean, it's it's fine.
I don't, I'm not gonna like go get like just for men or whatever that stuff is, and start dyeing my beard, like some people I know in the building who should just embrace that their beard has gray in it.
Shh. He signs our paychecks.
No, he doesn't. He doesn't sign it. But embrace it, man. You're getting old. We're old dudes. You can look like Z Z Top, it's fine. You can have a gray beard. Uh I don't mind it. I think I think you should let it go naturally. And I sent you a video just the other day of a woman who it took her five years. It's a big process. But she let it just go and then it looked so cool.
I've talked to my hair stylist about it. Because here's what happens. I would just let it grow, but this is not my natural hair color that I dye. Uh uh. No way. What color is your hair? So then you see the roots here at the top, and then I
go, and that's that whole thing has to grow up.
That's the part that's ick, though.
Because there's there's either let it grow out and just stop coloring it, and it takes a few years.
It takes it takes a while.
And then and then you have to look like a goblin.
You don't look like a goblin. Yeah, I will. Because you're still gonna style your hair. You're still gonna do that stuff. It's just gonna be that transition of that natural hair growing out. Goblin. You're not a goblin. And then eventually it's your natural hair again. But then if you had like, I don't know what your hair would even look like. Like how much of it is gray versus how much of it is natural color. Who knows? No. No one.
Emery asked me the other day, she was like, Mom, what was your natural hair color? Because I've been red, I've been purple.
I said, uh you had a blonde for a while, you bleached.
Oh yeah, that was a bad decision.
You had you had like kind of orange-ish red. Yeah. You've had you've had several different colors. Yeah.
And I was I had to dig through pictures to even find my natural hair color. Well, high school. It was natural when I when we got married. Okay.
So when and why did you start coloring it? I don't know, actually. I don't know. I wish I hadn't. Honestly.
It was like a it was a dirty dishwater brown, is what everybody always said.
I think what happened is you went short once. Well, a couple of times. But I think one time you went short and went darker. Yeah. And then you were stuck with it.
But I like it darker. I think it compliments my skin. I think it's better than the blonde. Oh, for sure. The blonde was a bad idea. I don't know who was like, oh, that looks good. Do that. It was bad. That was a bad idea.
I mean, you would fit in with a lot of the high school kids these days with their bleach blonde hair. It was it's like that.
I mean, theirs is more broccoli than yours was.
But I saw a guy yesterday, he had the fluffiest hair I've ever seen in my whole life. It was so fluffy. I kind of just wanted to like touch it. I'm glad you didn't. I know it would have been weird, but I was like, bro, that's cotton handy, huh? Yeah. Cool.
Let it go if you want. Or don't. I mean, it's your hand. I just from from where I sit, it it's irrelevant to me. I think you're great whether you have dyed hair or not. But I know you you're like, it's expensive and it takes forever. And it's just a process. And it's a five year commitment to just be natural.
I also love my hair pist. Well, I didn't say you didn't have to stop go seeing her. Like, you can go see her and get a haircut. You just don't have to sit there for the whole cut and color.
Well, and we have we've talked through just like getting through the process of like because there's a way that
like you could chemically alter it to speed up so it didn't take five years.
Right. Yeah. And we've talked about it. But that would take a look at it. But every time I go in there, she's like, Do you want to do that today? And I go, no.
And she goes, good, me neither. Let's just do the regs. Well, then when you go in next, you go, today's the day. Today's the day. She'll tell me no. She'd be like, mm-mm, not today. I don't have the energy.
Just tell her like today's the day we're starting it. And see what she says.
She I'll tell you exactly what she'll do. She'll take her comb because she always has a comb in her hand and she'll slap the chair and she'll be like. And she will. She'll say, No, I'm not doing that. Okay. But that's what I want. She's scary. Okay. How do you feel about kitchen garbage in the bathroom garbage? It doesn't go there. Okay.
And how does it end up there?
I just I didn't really even think much about this until I saw a controversy on the internet. Yeah, I'm not a big fan. People are upset about kitchen garbage in the bathroom garbage. Look, if there's what it is.
A banana peel should not be in the bathroom bill.
See, I think a banana peel is fine. How did it get there? I put it there. Who was eating a banana in the bathroom? I just told you. I wasn't eating it in the bathroom.
If a banana peel is in the bathroom garbage, it indicates someone ate a banana in the bathroom. Well, I which is gross.
I threw the banana in the bathroom garbage in the bottom.
Was it a banana peel? Is that specifically a thing? Yeah. What? I just picked that as a random kitchen garbage.
I thought you saw it in the garbage. No, did that happen? Yeah. Gross. I didn't eat it in the bathroom. Prove it. I I don't need to. I don't need to go.
Quit eating food in the bathroom. That's gross.
I didn't eat it in the bathroom. Prove that you did. Walking around the house eating a banana, and I went, oh the closest No. The closest garbage is in the bathroom. I was in the bedroom, walked into the bathroom. That's no big deal. That's no big deal. It's a big deal. I don't think it's gross.
It indicates that there was food in the bathroom. That's the kitchen garbage that I would say does not belong in the bathroom garbage. Okay.
Because we just we just have a
very have a very fancy garbage can with a very fancy grocery sack, garbage bag liner in the bathroom. Yeah. I mean, as only the classiest people would.
Only the best do that.
And so when you walk into the bathroom and there's a banana peel sitting in there, you kind of are faced with the reality that someone ate a banana in the bathroom.
I it's weird that you would jump to that conclusion. Instead of just thinking, oh, somebody ate a banana and just threw it in the garbage in here. No.
Because the kitchen's not that far away. It's the other side of the wall. It's not like it's clear across the house. I know. But I was You're very
defensive of your banana peel in the garbage. And I didn't know this was even a thing. This is fantastic. I don't want you giving people the wrong idea that I eat.
Then don't put your banana peel in the bathroom
garbage because that gives the wrong idea.
Sometimes I take a nice bubble bath. With a banana. With tub snacks. Tub snacks. Yeah. No, not you. What is that? Snacks that you eat in the tub.
No, I gathered. I'm not thick. What do you mean? Come on. Tub snacks. I know what that means, but what is that? Come on. You can't have a bath without a snack. Take a shorter bath. Or I have an idea, a shower. You don't be snacking in the shower.
Well, I'm not gonna snack in the shower.
Imagine that, trying to eat a handful of peanut MMs while you're trying to take a shower. Good luck. You could. No way. Just step forward a bit. No. That's gross. Don't what are we doing with food in the bathroom? It's gross. Don't eat in the bathroom. It's not what that room was for.
I think a banana in the bathtub is gross. I wouldn't eat that. Yeah, no kidding. Okay, well, what other what kind of food?
Zero. There's none. Whatever your question is, there is no food that is acceptable in the bathroom. None.
I didn't know this was a hot button for you. Okay. Don't take your food in there. I don't. Most of the time. Ever.
But not most of the food. do throw... If I'm in the bedroom and I'm eating a snack in the bedroom, then I will just go to the bathroom to throw it away.
I think that's acceptable downstairs because that's between the bathroom downstairs and the laundry room, those are the two garbages downstairs. And my craft room has one. But it's always full.
So I never use that one. Because it never gets taken out. Because it just gets full and then it just overflows. And then like a couple times a year, you're like, I gotta do something about this room, and then it gets emptied.
And then fills up because in your room is clean, you're like, I need to craft, and then it's full again. I never use that garbage. Fine. Even like when I have to like take my fly tying stuff, I'll bring a bag downstairs and empty it into its own bag and take it upstairs.
That's how it should go. Take your garbage out of the bathroom. What are you doing? Banana peel in the bathroom garbage. Uh yuck up. Whoa. This was a hot topic. What about an apple peel? An apple peel? What is that? An apple core, I mean.
Again, indicate you ate an apple in the bathroom. Gross. Stop eating in the bathroom. What about a soda can? That's acceptable.
That's that would probably be an acceptable garbage item. I don't think that would it would indicate that you finished your soda in the bathroom. Which is weird.
You've never like eaten.
This only is this only pertains to the upstairs bathroom. It really does. Because the kitchen is so close. Okay.
But you've never been in a rush, and so you've had to eat in the bathroom while you've also been trying to get ready to leave. Look at me. Look at me right now. Has that ever happened? I guess not.
Has that you've known me a lot of years. Yeah. Do I take extra time in the bathroom to get ready and need a snack mid-getting ready? Ever. Ever. Ever. Ever, ever. Okay. No. No. No. I'm like, oh, I'm peckish.
I'm shaving, but I'm also a little hungry. No.
Finish shaving. Go get a snack. Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Uh the question is this then to myself. This is a rhetorical question. No need to answer.
Oh, I I will probably answer.
Do I now just completely bypass the kitchen garbage every time and just throw garbage in the bathroom?
Yeah, you're gonna dump your leftover bin in the kitchen or in the bathroom? No. That's disgusting.
Just to make you angry. Hmm. What shall I do? Gross. What is a sound that instantly stresses you out? Oh.
Uh I mean your alarm clock going off as a stressor, because that's at 540. Oh, you hear that? 40, 5:30, whatever time that thing is, and I go, no. I set there's one at five. Okay, that's the one. And I go, no. One at 5:30.
Yeah.
One at 545. Let's not hear them all. We don't need to know how many you set. That's enough. I hear it and I go, no. Yeah, look at that. So that's a stressful one. Never mind. Um I mean, there's all the typical ones like a dog or a cat making a sick noise.
Like a or kids.
Yeah, like that kind of stuff, like in the middle of the night hearing what's a stressful noise.
Um When our kids were little, there was always like the um, mom.
Oh, yeah, in the middle of the night. And you go, what? What? I need a drink. Like, okay, you know how the fridge works. Go get a cup. Uh I think another one is when you're driving through Shelley or Blackfoot and it's noon and you forget that they do that horn. I didn't know they even did that. Yeah, that was stressful.
We did that the other day, and I was like, what is that?
Yeah, we were driving through town right at noon, and you know, I'm like, okay, here we go. I did not know they did that. Oh, yeah. No, I gotta figure out why small towns do it. I thought it was to like let people know it's noon, like out in the fields. That's what I think it's for. That's probably not right. Okay.
Um how about uh somebody said it as sound that stresses them out is Microsoft Teams notification. Oh, yeah, for sure.
I don't use Teams, but small town noon sirens were used as audible timekeepers, so farmers in the fields or factory workers could synchronize their daily routines. Good job knowing that. That's what I really thought it was, and that's what it's for. And they still just do it, huh? They still just do it. Okay. Yeah, Shelly and Blackfoot. I'm sure there are other small towns, they're still doing the noon siren whistle thing.
It should be a siren to say, like, hey, let's take a siesta. Well, it kind of is. Let's take a nap.
That's when you would go, hey, it's time to go grab my tuna fish sandwich and the lemonade.
But it should be gross.
I gotta go find my cooler I left underneath the one potato plant we didn't harvest so that I can go grab. But they do it year round, too.
Somebody has a better lunch than that.
People aren't out in the fields in January. Like they're still running that horn. Like you think we can do it seasonally? Nah.
Okay, I got another sound that stresses me out when your boss says, Hey, why don't you come into my office for a minute? I go, That stresses you out completely. Oh, I go.
That doesn't stress me out. When the boss is like, hey, come down here so we can chat. I go, like, what's up? No, I go. What's new? What's happening?
Am I getting fi? I say this every time. I go, Am I getting fired today?
Okay, what you should say is like, oh, finally we're talking about that pay raise. And then walk in. Like, I've been waiting to have this meeting.
I just like to put them on the spot because they usually do it like in front of other people. They'll say, hey, come to my office later. And I go, Am I getting fired today? So that everyone can hear. Okay, but do it the other way.
Don't take it negative. Take it positive and be like, finally getting that raise.
Yes. No, and then they'll say, No, actually, you're getting severely demoted.
Oh, and then you go, less responsibility, sweet.
I'll tell you a sound that instantly makes me cranky. At my other job, like we're there's a time where we close, right? Like we close at five o'clock. So you hear that door jingle. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Four, like if it Uh-huh. Yeah. I would say from 4 30 to 5, if there's a bell jingle, I go, you better be in and out.
It is time to shut down.
If it's a 455 bell jingle, I go, now I'm real upset. Uh-huh. Yeah.
Preach. No, nobody likes it when customers walk in when there's five minutes. I it look, I've been that guy. I've been like, but I know exactly what I need. I'm not just there to peruse. I know exactly what I need. I'm hurrying in. I'm gonna walk in, I'm gonna look like I'm hurrying, and I'm gonna go just gotta grab one thing real quick. And then I run to the where it is, and I come back up front and I go, Thank you so much. And I'm in and out in like a minute and a half. Yeah. I'm not I'm not gonna disrupt your day. You're counting it. If it's you're like ready to count a till.
Even if I even if I know there's like 15 minutes to close, I'll be like, no, I'm not gonna do that to the employees. And so I'll wait for the next day. You will I will 15 minutes, I'm good. I'm in the clear.
15 minutes, I can grab what I need and look around a minute.
Because I know that I can get in and out, but I also don't want to be the person that makes them cranky because I really do get cranky.
Yeah, but I'm gonna be out before they close.
I understand, but it's still like uh stop it.
I like shutting a place down. Do you I like going in and wandering around for an hour? Like I'll go in an hour before they're gonna close and just wander, take my time, wait for three or four. If you could please bring your final purchases to the I like it when I just and then they're like the doors are shut and they're like walking down the aisles to find people and they're like, our store closed a few minutes ago. Can we help you find anything to help you get moving along? No, I'm just gonna keep looking. Thanks.
I like to be that you do not like to be that person. I do though. There's people in my space, and I'm it's five minutes to close. I'll walk around jingling my keys like a like normally like. Do you have like a creepy museum guard?
What are you doing? Shops closed.
You better get out of here before the ghosts come out. What are you doing? Jangling your keys. Trying to entertain a toddler. Look at my keys. No. Come
on. Hey, get out of here. We're leaving. Oh.
She's jangling her keys. Time to go.
Do you check the mailbox daily? Okay.
Yes. Um, I get the email that tells me what's in the mail every day. You do. So like I already know what's going to be in the mailbox before I even get home. And then when I get home, I go, I already know what's in here. It's dumb. And then I just take it inside. Uh, and then I put it on the counter and then I let you open it.
Thanks.
You're welcome. If look, if it's if it's obvious garbage, like if it's promotional stuff or junk mail or you know, people trying to sell me a car warranty or a credit card off or whatever. I rip those up and throw them away. I don't I don't leave those like you can handle all the mail. I just leave you the important stuff.
I you get home before I do. Yeah. And so I know you get the mail, but I still when I get home, it's I know, I hear it. My routine.
I hear you go, oh, nothing in there. There's never anything in there.
I know. And the toughest part is like it's just kind of maybe it's a little bit of OCD, but I like maybe I miss something. No, it's just mostly like the habit when I come home because even at night when the mail has already been checked and opened. Sometimes in the evening when we come home, I go, Oh, it's in the mailbox. You think somebody left a treat? I would hope. Oh. What is this?
That's what you would say. Like you open it up and something's in there, you're gonna go, what is this? Yeah. And then if it's a just a bill, then you go, Oh, this is dumb.
But even on Sundays, I even check it on Sundays when I know there's no post on Sunday. No post on Sundays. I know that. I know that. We did a uh like a family camp for years and years and years. And at the family camp, you got mailboxes. Yeah. And you could check your mailbox, and people could just leave you mail all the time.
People were sending stuff to different family members, or they were sending it to different families that were at camp. It was fun.
I love that. Yeah, that's really cool. You got mail all the time, all day long. And then I always got in trouble because I would sing the mail song every time it was mail time. Then somebody I got chastised once. Well, Chatel, you get that, you get to sing that once, and that's it. Okay. Whoa.
Don't steal my joy. What's wrong with me singing the mail song? It's time to check the mail. I was a grown woman too, by the way. Yeah, I know. This was only a handful of years ago. This is not that long ago.
After we would come home from family camp and you check the mail and you get all these nice notes and cards and stuff. You come home and you go, Where's all my mail?
Somebody would send me a candy bar in the mail.
She doesn't want some a coloring page.
Yeah, nobody sends me anything. Never get any mail.
That's always the worst. That was the worst part.
Like, if you're looking for a creative, fun little idea, put in a family mailbox inside the house and just send letters to each other. We did for a while because we loved it. And it was I mean, the kids were much younger. Yeah. Uh, but it was that's such a fun little thing, and you get to check the
mail and you get to write little notes to each other. It's a it's a great little idea. Let's do that with our old. You're gonna do that now? They'll never check their mailboxes. They'll be full.
And Emory will be the one writing letters to everybody. And the rest of us will be like, I forgot.
Yeah. That's exactly what that's why it went away. So listen, do it now. Uh, but don't put a lot of pressure on it. Keep it easy.
I put a lot of pressure on everything. Are you crazy?
No, I'm saying to to the the listening on Oh, I see. do the thing. It's fun. It is super fun. Don't set a high expectation on it. Like, do it and just uh keep it casual and just go, hey, we thought it'd be a fun idea. We're putting it in a family mailbox. If you have a note you want to send somebody, you wanna you want to tell them they're doing a good job, you want to give a little treat out. It's a great way to do that, and it's kind of fun.
Our mailbox was I had just repurposed an old It was like a Valentine's Day thing.
Well, it was like an old oatmeal box, and I I made it super cute. Okay. So it looked like a Valentine's box. But then you happen to find a mailbox. Yeah, we had like a little tin mailbox. And you were like, let's let's make this our mailbox.
But it was like ugly, and I thought, okay, I'll paint it. I don't think it ever happened, did it? It's still I think that's still on my craft room. Is it? It's been down there for at least that's gotta be 10 years.
At least that's I'll get to it.
I'll get to it. Sure thing.
Can I please have one to two million dollars? Sure thing. What's for? That's not important right now. No, say say what. I just need to know if I can
have between one and two million dollars.
I already said sure thing. Now you get to tell me what.
Remember earlier in the show when you said Star War.
Yeah, oh yeah, that that movie series, that movie trilogy. Yeah. I've heard of Star War.
The original Luke Skywalker lightsaber used by Mark Hamill and The Empire Strikes Back. It sold at auction for 3.75 million. The movie prop was expected to fetch between one and two million, but it smashed those predictions and set a brand new world auction record for a screen used Star Wars prop. 3.75 million.
I'm sorry, but I feel like Mark Hamill should get to keep that. The prop? Yes. Okay. I feel I I've heard this is kind of interesting to me because you hear actors and actresses sometimes say, like when they're interviewed, they they say, like, oh, did you get to keep that prop or did you take anything from set? Yeah.
And like Ryan Reynolds has a Deadpool costume that he owns. Like he kept one.
Yeah, I feel like you should get to pick something from the set. I understand not everything because you're gonna want to use those again and those are.
Yeah, but do you know how much of that stuff like there's so much stuff between sets and props and costumes
and you they should let every actor pick one thing from their from their set.
Maybe he didn't want the lightsaber, maybe he wanted something else.
What would you pick? If you were the person.
If I was Luke Skywalker, what would you pick? I mean, that's a pretty iconic. Well, so here's the interesting thing. What? This particular lightsaber has the hand attached. Uh has a stand that is a cut-off hand. Oh. So it it has a c it's it sits in a cutoff hand. Which is very cool. That's hilarious. Yeah, I know. Very cool.
I thought I read somewhere that Samuel L. Jackson kept his purple one. I wouldn't be surprised. I don't know.
I would really have to think about that. What you would want to keep? Yeah. Okay. Think about it. I I mean, if I was Luke Skywalker, what would be the thing that I kept? I don't know.
I really would have to think about that. Um, the previous record holding Star Wars prop was the Model X Wing that was used in some of the on screen. And it sold for $3.1 million back in 2023. This is $3.75 million for the original Luke Skywalker lights.
And who actually owns those and says, let's put this up for auction? Is it the studio? Is it, you know, the the producers? Like it's that's interesting to see who actually owns that property. Yeah.
As far as like memorabilia alone. So I've got let me finish this and then I'll think about something else. Um just memorabilia alone, not on screen props, none of that stuff. Just Star Wars memorabilia. There is a half sheet poster painting of the Star Wars episode 4 A New Hope Poster.
It's a half sheet poster painting. That sold for 3.8 million last year. That's the most any Star Wars anything has ever sold for. How much was it? 3.8 million. 3.8 million. Yeah. But the lightsaber's very close. It's very important.
Would you, even if you had that kind of money, would you would you
have to do that? I don't know. I'd have to be some sort of like mega collector. If I have that kind of money, it's not the I'm not buying one item. Yeah. Like I would have multiple, like I would have to have some reason.
Like because I just have like dumb money. Oh, the other thing I was gonna say is their Skywalker Ranch, right? Which is uh like Lucasfilms and all that kind of stuff.
That's probably where a lot of this stuff lives is with Lucasfilms, which is now part of Disney. Um, and so I don't know where the money from these items go to. Um after the, you know, the because they're they've been held by private people, and then the private people go, I'm gonna sell this thing at auction. And then they go to an auction house, and these Hollywood auctions go, okay, we'll handle selling this. We we have connections with all these big Hollywood collectors. And that's who who sells them, but and then they get a fee, right? They get a percentage for what I would take. What ridiculous thing.
What? I tried to look up her name, but I don't know what her name is. It's that character with like the purple hair, like the big purple ponytails. Do you know what I'm talking about?
Like the one they made an entire series of. Oh, really? Yeah. I I I don't know how to pronounce it, but it's like uh like a Kira or something like that. But I'm saying it wrong.
I would just want that head piece.
That looks like big purple worms. Yes.
Would That'd be fun to be able to go to a party and be like, just pretend you're not doing anything different, and people go, What's what's this? And you go, Oh, this oh, this Star Wars prop? Oh. Are you listening to it?
It's yeah, I'm trying to find out how to say her name.
It'soka Asaka, something like that.
It's A H S O K A. Okay. But they did an entire series on that character. What would you take? You want that?
This is the first thing that popped into my head. Let me think about it somewhere. Yeah, I really got to think. Okay. I don't know.
But can I have the lightsaber? That's that's like a start. I said yeah.
Nice. If we're gonna just play pretend, like let's just yeah, you can have 20 million dollars. What else do you want to pretend that we have? Would you rather this or that? We've been married almost 21 years. Yeah, next week. So would you rather be married to me while I have intense body odor? Always. Or intense bad breath. Always.
So just like real life. I knew you were gonna say that. I know. That's why I said it in such a ridiculous voice. Uh yeah.
Thank you for brushing your teeth regularly, and also for not stinking. You're welcome.
So, are you Are you asking? Hey. Hey. Say one nice thing. That was rude.
I'm sorry. I didn't mean it. It was just a joke. You look nice. It's not about looks. It's about aromas. You have nice breath.
Be married to someone with intense body odor or intense bad breath. Would I rather be married to you with bad body odor or intense bad breath? Yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm gonna pick a body odor. I think I am too. Because I bad breath is awful. Yeah. When it's that steamy hot breath. Yeah. Yeah. And if you've ever heard of a dragon breath is bad breath.
Next to somebody and they have bad breath, and you're like, I can't even talk to you.
I mean body odor is is another thing. Like it's I've I've been around some folks where I go, what do you going on? Is this a medical condition or what? Like I don't know what to do. So I and those are my inside voices saying that. They go, What are you what are you doing?
You need a bath.
Uh but uh but a bad breath like can can like you gotta talk to somebody, and I mean there's sometimes you walk in a room and you're trying to talk to somebody and you're like, I can't stand far enough away. No, that's a bad time.
And then if you're married to them, then you have to kiss them, and how do you always like avoid a kiss? Yeah, but body odor is bad too. Oh, just on the cheek. Yeah. Just give me a kisser on the cheek.
You always hold your breath when I come near. How about a forehead kiss? Kiss my hand.
Yeah, maybe just send me a picture of you kissing. Nice. Kiss your hand. It's the same. Yeah.
Uh yeah, I'm gonna pick the the body odor. Yeah, me too. Although intense. Yeah, I know.
And then everywhere you went, everyone would know that you're the couple with the guy that has the bad body odor. And they'd say, I mean, we sure like Chantel and Josh, but can we just invite Chantel? Josh smells so bad. Say one nice thing. It's hypothetical, Josh. We're just playing make believe. You smell nice. I like your beard oil. That smells nice.
Would you rather this or that? All right. When's the last time you turned on HGTV? At the dentist. Okay. All right. Well, HGTV wants people like you and me and our age demo to start watching HGTV a little bit more.
Okay. And so they're doing a couple of things. They've got a couple of new TV series that are big 90s throwbacks. Okay. One of them is called Totally 90s House. It is a competition show hosted by Jaleel White.
Urkel. I thought his name was Malcolm Jalil White. Yeah, that's him. Is he going by Jalil White now?
Well, he is, he is, yeah. Hosted by Jalil White. Okay. Two teams of your favorite 90s stars search the U.S. for houses stuck in the 90s. And each team will pick their favorite and battle to turn it into a modern masterpiece with the help of design experts. The prize is bragging rights and 25,000 for their chosen charity. Cool competition. Who's on it? Let me tell you. Beverly Hills 90210's Brian Austin Green. No, thank you. Seventh Heavens Beverly Mitchell. No. Full House is Jody Sweeten. Oh, you love Joey's Daniel.
I do like Stephanie Tanner.
Clarissa Explains It Alls, Melissa Joan Hart. These are memories, people. The Cosby show's Keisha Knight Pullman. Pulliam? I don't know how to say her last name. Boy Meets World's Matthew Lawrence and Blossom's Joey Lawrence.
Wow. And Joey Lawrence. From Blossom. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So those are gonna be the people teaming up. Uh and they are going to uh redo these 90s houses. Now that's one of the shows. That's called Totally 90s House. They're also doing a partner show on YouTube called HGTV's House Call 90s edition.
This might sound familiar. We'll take viewers inside the homes of some of their favorite celebrities from the 90s, revealing their design style, personal stories, and everyday spaces, and each of the six episodes which are slated to premiere in late August, a do it August, a do-it-yourself expert will help the celebs tackle a home project on their wish list. That's MTV Cribs with an HGTV spin.
Which, okay, we recently found out we were watching something, and we found out that all most of the episodes of Cribs were all lie. Well, yeah. The people didn't even actually live there.
You think here's my seven Bentleys. Okay. Sure thing. Sure thing, little Wayne. Yeah, okay. He might have that many melons. You should have picked somebody else. Like they had some low tiers. And they were like, and here's where I parked my 60 cars. And then I got a helipad out back. And you're like, no, you don't. You didn't make that much off that one movie. No way.
Or the one-hit wonder that you had.
So kind of cool though, and super 90s centric, and I think it's a fun cast. Is it no? I I You don't think so?
I think it's a lot of uh, and I'm not trying to be mean about this, but I just think it's a lot of washed ups. No.
No, the Lawrence Boys.
And I it's not that's not enough to pull me in. I'm not gonna watch it.
You're not gonna watch Brian Austin Green make over a house. Nope. You're not gonna watch Beverly Mitchell make over a house. Nope.
Sabo Habo, Seventh Heaven. Come on. No.
I will watch, I I really will watch Jody Sweeten. I think she's great. I like Melissa Joan Hart. I watched a lot of Clarissa Explains It All.
That's fine. I do too. It's fine. They're great people. Yeah. I'm not gonna watch that show. Okay. Sorry, HD TV. You didn't drag me in. I'm hooked. Are you? Well, good for you. I like a home makeover show. I know you do.
And this one's centered around the 90s. I mean, how bad could it be? I just uh kid. Jalil White's hosting.
Did he do that? Yes, he did. Yes, he did. I thought you'd be more excited. No, no, I'm not.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry to just burst your bubble. I was like, don't don't look into this. This is a big deal.
Like you're gonna love this, and you're over here like who would have to be on the show for you to be like, I'm in. Tiffany Amber Tanison. I'd watch that. Decent. Okay. I'd watch it.
You would? Yep. No, I wouldn't. I wouldn't.
You wouldn't watch Kelly Kapowski make over a house? No. Who? I don't think there's anybody. I really don't. There's nobody from the 90s. You'd be like, yeah, I'd watch them. Vanilla Ice does a lot of shows. You like vanilla ice? No, no, no. I'm sure he's got something going on. What's his name? Rip Van. Not Rip Van Winkle. Robert Van. Robert Van Winkle. Sorry. Rip.
I tried to log in to their HD TV to see information, and I have to like. All right. Oh, here it is. Okay. I'm I'm in. Jalil White. How come he goes by Jalil White now?
Because Malcolm wasn't doing it, I guess. Devin Sawa. No.
No. No. Joshua Jackson. No. No, no. Go ahead.
I'm I'm just trying to find. I just looked up like 90s heart throbs.
Okay, time out. I was looking some more about this. Who's judging the competition on this 90s house? One of the judges is Drew Lachey. No way. 98 degrees. Let's go. No, let's not go. It's got a Lache. Paige Davis is going to be a judge.
You love Paige Davis. She's great.
Um, uh, yeah, I no. No? Mm-mm. Okay, well. Sorry. Zach Morris? Nope. Zach Morris is dressed. Okay. Let's kick off the weekend, shall we?
Let's go have a weekend.
We've been a little bit goofy today. I think because it's Friday. I think so. My energy is like, let's go.
All right. Well, let's go then. Have a great rest of your Friday. We'll see you back here on Monday. Have a great weekend.
Be safe. Enjoy it. Uh, stay cool in the bee. Hey, you. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Stay cool. Yeah, never change. We'll see you Monday. All right. Bye.
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