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Welcome to the show where nothing is off the table. "The SmokePit" is a place where we talk about any and everything. From celebrities acting out on social media, to serious social topics. We even have the occasional "One Gotta Go" debates as well as monthly brackets that members of our group participate in. Yes, ladies and gents, welcome to 'The SmokePit' where we stay talking about things that would come up at your job's watercooler or smoke pit. Feel free to join in the weekly conversations by joining the "Smokepit Podcast Fan Group" on Facebook.
Welcome to the smoke pit. It's Friday night, come and take a load off. Come sit in the smoke pit. It's time for us to show off. It's been a long week.
Blak:Come relaxing. Get some lapsing. And let's talk about these brackets. And while we at it, tell me whose man's is this? Because I got questions.
Blak:I'm hoping you can answer it. Get ready because you know we gonna talk a lot of shit. It's Mack and Mack. Welcome to the smoke pit.
Mac:Yep. Y'all know what time it is. Friday night. Yes, sir. Mood is right.
Mac:Dynamic duo of black and Mac here again. Reunited, and it feels so good. I wanna say off the rip. Excuse my voice if it sounds different because in my head, I'm still kinda congested. So to me, it sounds like I'm I'm sounding like a cartoon character out here.
Mac:So, hopefully to you guys' ears, it sounds like, regular old Mac at this point.
Blak:You sound good, my brother. You sound good.
Mac:Alright. Appreciate that. Appreciate that. But like I was saying, welcome to episode 134 of the smoke pit. A lot of things to talk to you about tonight.
Mac:I do not have a shot, but my sense of taste just came back, this afternoon. I was sitting in my office and I got a, one of those little, like oil diffuser things. And I was talking to somebody, then all of a sudden, like, you know, it just diffuse something, and I was just like, oh, shit. I smell that. And the person was like, I smell it too.
Mac:I was like, no. You don't understand. I haven't been able to smell nothing for, like, a week. Like, I I could smell. And then once I knew I could smell, I'm like, now I could taste my food now.
Mac:So I was super hyped. Like, I was driving home, bro. I stopped at McDonald's, got fries and shit. I was, bro. I was like, this is what I've been missing the last year.
Blak:We are celebrating this right
Mac:now. Taste. Taste is back. We hit the building. But, I I am sipping on, some crown apple and, salted caramel mixed together.
Mac:So that's what I have in my my glass here.
Blak:I was gonna ask you if you didn't have your taste back. Like, if you drink, like, are you still gonna get drunk? Because you don't taste Oh,
Mac:no. You just because you can't taste, they'll be the alcohol it affected of the the body. I'm pretty sure it'll just be it'll be drunk without getting fun. You know what I'm saying?
Blak:Yeah. That's that's a unfund drunk.
Mac:Yeah. You're sitting there drinking like you you're not enjoying the drink. You know, there's no flavor, but then you get all the you get all the downside
Blak:of it.
Mac:Right. You don't get none of the fun stuff of it because they're like, I can't. I was thinking about that too. Like, am I going to drink tonight if I can't? No, I'm still coughing too.
Mac:That's why I don't have to because I ain't trying to come out here. Look like a like a little bitch in front of you. I'll try to hit a hookah in my lungs. Just like Nick. We still trying to cough up the sick, bro.
Mac:You would hear the boys shit. Oh, shit. But, shout out to Jim for jumping in here. Appreciate that. We're a nerd
Blak:on shit.
Mac:Right? Well, after the queens, appreciate that. But without further ado, do you feel it's time to get into the house meeting? Or or, you know, let's let's get these I don't know if you have a a shot prepared already.
Blak:I do. I do.
Mac:How about you give a toast, my boy?
Blak:I wanna I wanna say salute to you, man. Cool. Good to have you back.
Mac:Appreciate it.
Blak:Glad you glad you up on the mend.
Mac:I wish
Blak:I wish nothing but better health, my brother. Also, I feel like this is a perfect time for me to I was gonna save this for the final shot.
Mac:Nah, homie. Nah. But we celebrate it. What we celebrating?
Blak:So, I'm going back to school, bro.
Mac:Oh, okay.
Blak:I'm going back
Mac:to school. Mister West, I see you.
Blak:Yeah. So, the time has come. Like, I I've realized doing no gimmicks, and the progress seeing no gimmicks is done.
Mac:Yeah.
Blak:I realized, like, I want to be I found my passion pretty much. I wanna be a journalist.
Mac:There it is.
Blak:I figure out I want I figured out my lane, bro. Like, I wanna do that. So in order for me to, like, be legit and go down this path, you know what I'm saying? Like, I wanna be legit. I wanna be a good journalist.
Blak:Mhmm. So I wanna have the credentials to go with it. You know what I mean? So that's why I'm going back to school. I'm gonna be, majoring in journalism with the they don't even call it a minor no more.
Blak:They call it a concentrate in, digital marketing. So I'm gonna be going back to school. I got my orientation date. So I'm happy, man. Very happy.
Mac:That's good, man. Getting after the passion. See, ladies and gentlemen, it's never too late. Like, you never know when when when when you'll find your your purpose, your your drive in life. You know?
Mac:People feel like they have to be forced to figure it out, like, right after high school. And if you find it, you know, shout out to you for the more power to you. But sometimes you just don't know till you till you know. You know, you you can dabble in a couple of other things, but, you know, when you find that one thing, it hit to you. Like, bro, this is it.
Mac:This is it. So, man, shout out to my man once again. Round of applause for the boy. Appreciate it, man. Appreciate it.
Mac:And, you know, here's to you, and, here's to everybody else getting after their dreams. And, like I told you, man, you know, while while you're getting after it in in in the books and everything, just let me know whatever you need, man. I got you.
Blak:Yes, sir. Appreciate it.
Mac:All good. Here we go. Salud. Nice. Alright.
Mac:Few things to talk about. Well, let's talk about our one's gotta go for the week. Dropped it in the, dropped it in the smoke pit, and, 245 comments later, we got something to talk about. So ladies and gentlemen, let's get into this week's house meeting y'all. I think we need to have a house meeting y'all.
Mac:Yes. Yes. Y'all see it. One's gotta go. We did one last week.
Mac:It was pretty pretty tough. A lot of a lot of people were upset about it. The choices, that you made. I think you gave up Italian and people were losing their shit. I just wanna just just re attack that real quick.
Mac:Go ahead. I don't think people were just like, I've never had soul food. I I can't miss what I've never had. Well, fuck if you had a piece of fried chicken in your life. Yes.
Mac:That is soul food. If you've had mac and cheese, not out the box mac and cheese, I'm talking about the the the the put the shit in the oven and the shit come out the oven and it doesn't have bread crumbs and and all that other extra shit people. That is so food, ladies and gentlemen.
Blak:Yes. Yes.
Mac:So I would just say based off the fact that I feel everybody or mostly everybody has had fried chicken before you've had soul food. So for anybody, say, like, soul food could go. I'm questioning you right now. I'm questioning you. I get it if you really like Italian, but when people just be like, so food because you got all the sides, my boy.
Mac:It's all the sides. So you can't
Blak:You sold me. You sold me. When you was like, the greens touching the rest of the plate, I was like, oh, yes. That was it.
Mac:Bro, you know, there's people in my family that can't stand it. They'd be like, I don't like my food to touch, but I'd be like, I don't want I don't want no sections on my I don't want no section plates. Like, I hate when I go to a cookout and they got the plates with the presection things on it.
Blak:Yep. I'm just like, bro,
Mac:I'm about to pile everything on each other anyway. Shit gonna touch. You know what I'm saying? Like, I'm not coming out here with just 3 things on my plate. Everything fit to be on this plate, my boy.
Mac:Just give me a big ass plate so I could put all this stuff for you.
Blak:Hell, yeah. Hell,
Mac:yeah. The more food that the collard green juice touches, the better.
Blak:It makes it all good.
Mac:It's it's like a condiment.
Blak:Like, the greens touching the yams is like that's that's like heaven, bro.
Mac:Bro, it's a condiment, bro. Like, you could bottle up collard green juice and sell it as a condiment. You just sprinkle it on some shit. You'd be like, oh, boy. Oh, yeah.
Blak:Yeah.
Mac:Anyway, he's a genitive. Geeks to movies. Here we go. So as you can see, we got Casino Goodfellas, The Godfather Part 1, and Scarface. Those were the 4 choices.
Mac:And we were asking everybody if one of these movies had to go away and never exist, which one would it be? And we've had a plethora of answers. Like I said, it was 250 people coming. We've had people beg all of them stay. We had people come in here, like and this is these are the people I I I'm just like, what are you doing?
Mac:I don't I don't like any of these movies. They all can go. Like, why are you commenting if
Blak:Right.
Mac:You were literally scrolling, saw this, saw that it was nothing that interests you and decided I had to let them know. I have to let them know how uninterested in this postdoc. Bitch, get the fuck out of here. This shit. Fuck you doing?
Mac:Wasting both of our times. And we've had people say one or the other's gotta go. So let me open the floor to this. You were like like we do here in the smoke pit. We're gonna talk about the one we say first.
Mac:So of these 4, my guy, which one are you keeping? Off the rip. Off the rip.
Blak:Off the rip, I have to keep The Godfather.
Mac:Okay. Now a lot of people have been saying The Godfather of these 4 is the most boring of the 4. Why are you keeping it?
Blak:Because the God this is what people don't understand. The Godfather is the movie by which the rest of these motherfuckers are gonna be judged. Like, that's the bar. The Godfather is the bar. Whether you like it or you don't like it, it's the original gangster movie.
Mac:Yeah.
Blak:So the story that's being told in The Godfather is kinda mimicked throughout these types of movies. Uh-huh. Even the hood ones, like paid in full. Like, it's it's a reference off of The Godfather, though it it takes a little bit from The Godfather in real life. Mhmm.
Blak:But The Godfather itself is the quintessential gangster movie
Mac:Yes.
Blak:So to speak. So I gotta keep it.
Mac:Alright. So for me, I'm going with good fellas. Number 1, gotta keep. Classic classic opening line. As long as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.
Mac:So this just okay. Talk to me then. Talk to me then, Henry. What we doing out here, bro? Yep.
Mac:And, you kinda see him going going kinda through the ranks of of of of the of the mafia at this point. Right? I would tell you right now, if you got De Niro in your shit, you got Joe Pesci in your shit. It's going to be a hit Ray Liotta, in his bag. And this one, people were complaining in the comments that the 3rd act went too long.
Mac:But it's so many quotable things from this movie.
Blak:So many.
Mac:So many quotables from this shit. I feel of the 4 on here is probably the best one to me. So once I saw Goodfellas, like, if Goodfellas is on TV and I'm and I'm just browsing the guide or whatever, and it's like Goodfellas is on, even though I know it's edited, like, I'm too
Blak:Watch this
Mac:shit. Yeah. Like, I I'll just keep it on and just just watch it, probably be doing something, but Goodfellas has to play if it's on for me.
Blak:Okay. Okay. And I'm I'm gonna follow you on that and choose Goodfellas. Yep. Because, bro, there's so many good characters in this.
Blak:Facts. Tommy DeVito is like an all time, like Facts. All time great character, bro. Like, all time. Like, his deviousness, how he could switch from being, like he's he's, like, cold blooded, but lighthearted.
Blak:Yeah. And, like, that's the first time you see somebody like that on like, he can laugh, but kill you with a phone. You know what I'm saying? Like, dude, the dude was, the dude was crazy. Wow.
Blak:And you seeing this movie, it's like you. Like, anytime I see it, I gotta watch it, bro. Like, it's it's one of those movies. And the Ray Liotta in this movie, like, this is one of the first times we ever saw him on film. And you know what I'm saying?
Blak:Like, they have so many so many good characters in this movie. So many so many dope actors came
Mac:from this movie as well. Facts. So Good. So, hey, Martin Scorsese. Let me just tell you.
Mac:My my man can make a movie. It's all I'm a say, bro.
Blak:These types of movies.
Mac:My man can make movies.
Blak:That's his bag.
Mac:Yes.
Blak:These types of movies are his bag.
Mac:He lives for this shit. Yeah. Number 2, I'm a go with my my second one was another movie that a lot of people were wanting to get rid of in his casino. Right? Again, I fucked with casino.
Mac:I'm I'm gonna just let you know. If Joe Pesci is in your movie, in your mom movie, your mafia movie, whatever, it's probably gonna be up there for me. The way this motherfucker brings a a sense of it's kinda like you said, what time are the veto? Like, the motherfucker is so, like, funny and comical, but this motherfucker will snap on your ass and shit, bro. Like like the the what the party casino where they roll up with the spot, and he's looking at the shit.
Mac:What the fuck is this piece of shit? He's so he's just straightforward with the shit, man. Casino was so like, some people were saying in in the world grandfather verse, like, casino plays a role in in what The Godfather was or whatnot. Because if you remember Godfather 2, that's when Michael Corleone. I think that's when he goes out to Vegas or something like that.
Blak:Yep. Yeah.
Mac:So they're just saying casino kinda rolls with it that way. I don't know. Like, there's some fan theories about it, but, casino today
Blak:kinda makes sense.
Mac:Does it to you?
Blak:That that makes sense. Yeah. It does. It does.
Mac:Yeah. But but casino but casinos there for me, man. Like, I got to keep casino. Like I said, you got you got Robert De Niro, you got Joe Pesci. I'm just like, bro, I'm in.
Mac:You know what I'm
Blak:saying? Yep. Alright. Yep.
Mac:Alright, man. Number 3 for you. So once we know what that is, we know what's gotta go for you.
Blak:Yep. Now keep in mind, this was hard. This was a hard, this was a hard one. The choices were hard, but you just, you just talked about it. I gotta keep casino.
Mac:My man.
Blak:And one one, this is like, because in the midst of all these gangster movies, one is a Martin Scorsese film.
Mac:Yep.
Blak:And like I said, that's his bag, bro. Like, and I think I think he went on a run with these movies, bro, because this is the first time I think we've seen De Niro and Pacino, on film together. And, like, we have been wanting this shit. Like, me me as a a fan of these types of movies, I have been wanting this shit for a while. So to get it and that movie to be what it was was phenomenal.
Blak:And you're right. But Chino Chino played the perfect, the perfect, like, stone cold killer, bro. He did. And yeah, that movie that movie held it held it holds a lot. It holds a lot from you.
Blak:So I love you, Scarface, But let's be honest. Let's be honest with ourselves for a minute.
Mac:Talk about it. Let's talk about it.
Blak:Let let's be honest with ourselves for a minute, bro.
Mac:Let's talk about it.
Blak:Scarface is a cult classic. It it really is. It really is. But on the strength of these other movies, the story really isn't that good. It really isn't that good.
Blak:You know why Scarface was good Because the hood loved it.
Mac:And why did this is why did why did the hood love it? They didn't really start fucking with it until, like, rappers were just, like,
Blak:Yep.
Mac:Scarface. And then you watch MTV cribs and you see the fucking movie poster up in everybody's bedroom, and then niggas was just like, I guess I gotta like Scarface.
Blak:I gotta watch it.
Mac:I guess I have to like Scarface if I wanna be a dick out here. Yep.
Blak:I gotta fit in. You sing Scarface? Hell, yeah.
Mac:Yeah. That's what yeah. Remember to say hello to my little friend? Yeah. Yeah.
Mac:Yeah. Yo. Bros.
Blak:The world is yours. Yeah. Hell, yeah. Hell, yeah.
Mac:Push it. Push it to the limit. Everybody's like, well, that's a Rick Ross did a song sampling it, so it's gotta be hood. Yep. It's it's ingrained in our culture now.
Blak:Yeah. It's in my heart.
Mac:Black people are with this strange loyalty to a movie about a Cuban guy played by an Italian. Now I like Al Pacino. Man is goated. He's a great actor. His accent was horrible, this whole movie.
Mac:Go back and watch it now. Now now that we're all grown and we got the fucking hood tendencies and all that shit, go watch it for the sake of just trying to, like, watch the story like my man, Black said. Go back and watch it. Like, you'll be entertained. But when you're comparing a full movie Story character arc and stuff like that.
Mac:Yeah, my man went from nothing to something like every other fucking hood movie. You know what
Blak:I'm saying?
Mac:Every other hood movie, Grant. He got it up out the mud. But, I mean, come on, bro. Come on, man. Like, for me, obviously, I'm keeping godfather, man.
Mac:It's what what we what we talk about here. You tell me to choose between Godfather and Scarface. That that's how you know somebody's on a mature shit. They could sit down and watch God. Bro, the ending of Godfather, when my man is at, was it his nephews, or is it his son's getting baptized or something like that?
Mac:His christening or whatever. And he's getting the dons of the other family shot up while he's in there swearing that he's gonna protect his child from evil and stuff while he out the bro. That was all cold as shit ever, bro. Coldest shit ever. And then the park where you go, buddy
Blak:while I'm at a Christmas, bro.
Mac:Nobody anybody could get it. It don't matter when.
Blak:Yes. Yes.
Mac:It don't matter when or where, bro. I got my peoples out here, and they will fuck your ass all the way up. And then the part where old buddy found out, my man was beating up his sister, and then he rolled up on him on-site. So the part where my man was holding on to the bar, trying not to get picked back up, and my man was biting his fucking hands to get him off that bar. I was like, bro, I feel that shit, bro.
Mac:Like, you hit my sis. Oh, you gots to go. Yeah. You got it. Yeah.
Mac:We've been we doing
Blak:damage tonight.
Mac:My man was holding on to the bar, like, please stop. He's like, That man was like
Blak:Get your ass off the floor.
Mac:I will eat your fingers off 1 by 1. Get off the bar.
Blak:Show us some of these boys, but beat your ass.
Mac:Yeah, man. You know what I was gonna put on here before Scarface? Because I was trying to think of, like, you know, a gangster movie with, like, based on a whole a whole family. I was gonna put departed up here.
Blak:Bro.
Mac:But then I wouldn't have been able to pick 1, bro. Or I I I would have done it, but, bro, it would have been so tough.
Blak:You know what? You know what? Oh, that You
Mac:know what I was gonna do? I was gonna I'm
Blak:about to make a controversial statement.
Mac:Uh-oh.
Blak:I probably
Mac:would drop one of these movies for The Departed. Oh, I would like departed wouldn't hit. There's no way I would vote departed off, bro.
Blak:Yeah. I would. And if I'm being honest, if departed is in there besides Scarface, that would be a very interesting choice to make for me.
Mac:I would add to let casino go. And that that that's that's a rash decision. That's a rash decision. I haven't set a thought, but if I had to make it
Blak:that too.
Mac:Gun to my head, would be like, what do these gotta go? Gun to my head. Casino's out of here. Like, I'm so
Blak:3 like, oh, man. I don't know.
Mac:Yeah. I couldn't. Bro.
Blak:1 of you's gotta go because I'm keeping the part the departed is one of those movies, bro. Like, watching it the first time, don't do it justice. Like, even watching it the second time when you get it.
Mac:Bro.
Blak:Because that first watch, I was like, what the fuck?
Mac:Bro, at the end where you're thinking like, damn, he's got them. Anthony fucking Anderson. The fuck are you doing in this movie? Fuck are you doing in this movie? Show black ass out this goddamn movie, bro.
Mac:I got you.
Blak:I got you. Show black ass. Goddamn it. Fucked up all the time.
Mac:Everything up, bro. Fucking twisted your head. Get the fuck up out of here.
Blak:And died. And then you died. Immediately.
Mac:Probably the one movie I like Mark Wahlberg in. Everything else probably is like, you get the fuck out of 5, 5 to do quiz. Fucking oh, man. But I might do a one gotta go with, Leo DiCaprio movies, man. Oh.
Mac:That's gonna be a tough one. Because I was gonna put gangs in New York up here too. I was like, no. I gotta say I gotta say these things, bro. I gotta say I gotta say these things.
Blak:Bro, for Leo, catch me if you can. The departed gangs in New York. What else?
Mac:Well, you you could just you could just pick 1. The beach. Because the beach is a good movie too. I was gonna say, I was gonna say blood diamond. I like blood diamond.
Blak:Oh, blood diamonds too.
Mac:Yeah. But is it Yeah. You could do, man. It's a good you could do. Anyway, so that's what we got.
Mac:We both said Scarface has gotta go off the string. As I got older, I started watching Scarface. I'm just like, this ain't even it. Like, I appreciate Carlito's way more than fucking Scarface.
Blak:Me too. No one does that much coke and then lives.
Mac:Bro, you did. You're dead. You're going to get you. You know, be able to shoot somebody accurately like that. Bro, get the fuck about You may be able to take some bullets and still fuck you for a bit, but you ain't you ain't taking all the people out.
Mac:No. Like this. It's bro, your whole face in that bitch. Dead.
Blak:Dead.
Mac:Bro, people can't eat 8 Hershey Kisses in a row that fast.
Blak:No, bro.
Mac:It didn't function right, bro. What are you talking about?
Blak:The fact that he even dipped his head in powdered sugar like that was was dangerous. It.
Mac:You are wild, sir. Sir, you are wild. We got time to hit one more. So we got, I'll I'll let you have a choice and then because we still we we gotta hit this who's man's this week. We gotta hit this shit.
Mac:So we got yeah. I watched Scarface for the first time as a dog. Like, why is this so hype? Like, I don't know. It it was, yeah, it was, like, late nineties, early 2000 where, like, hip hop was trying to feed Scarface.
Mac:Like, it's a hood class, like it's a Friday or
Blak:it's a
Mac:fucking, you know, like a hood movie. And I'm like, bro
Blak:You know what did it? You know what did it.
Mac:Right?
Blak:My deep sample, that theme song with Nas.
Mac:Yep.
Blak:And then everybody, everybody went back to Scarface.
Mac:Oh, you Filthy work. Scarface is nice.
Blak:Fucking Yeah.
Mac:Everybody's sampling some scarfs, and they're like, oh, shit. He's gotta be Giggs. He sampled Scarface. Fuck out of here, bro. You know, like, it's it's I'm not saying it's a horrible movie, but compared to these 3, come on, man.
Mac:Come on. There's, like, literally no thought put in the Scarface. Like, literally, no thought put in the Scarface. The rest of these movies, like Godfather, spawned a awesome sequel. We don't speak about Godfather part 3, though.
Mac:Big fellas, classic. Casino Classic Scarface Colt Classic. That's the thing. You know what I'm saying? That's how it works.
Mac:Nothing wrong with cult classics, but when you put them up to these things, like, bro, it's one of these things is not like the others.
Blak:Hey. Where'd you get this cubics are coming up?
Mac:Yeah. It's not registered on the, the diamond test. But, we got 22 options for you to choose your own adventure. We got, the Krispy Kreme in Mexico that was beef friendly, or or we could talk about, the old girl that got arrested for the one her ex's mom's ash in the fucking in the Oh.
Blak:Way. Oh. Is almost, oh man, this is, this is a horrible road to walk. Let's go with, oh, man. Let's go with the ashes.
Mac:Alright. Excellent choice. Like a waiter in a restaurant.
Blak:Excellent choice.
Mac:Choice, my wizard. So ladies and gentlemen, let's just start like this. Right? Everybody's been in a relationship. We'll just say, hopefully, you haven't experienced a sense of betrayal, heartbreak, emotional distress to the point that this woman experienced in her relationship.
Mac:So, this woman felt as if her boyfriend at the time, was unfaithful to her. So instead of pouring bleach on his clothes, marking up his j's, hell, I'll even say, go awaiting to excel and set his car on fire and watch it explode while you walk away looking like a badass. She decided to do something hella extreme, And, I'll just play it for you real quick. I was trying to find an actual news, segment on it, but I couldn't find it anywhere. Apparently, this happened in 2020, and news picked up on it in 2022.
Mac:And I'm just finding out about it now in 2024. But don't let the amount of time that passed detract you from how fucking out of the fucking world, this is.
Blak:This is wild. This is absolutely wild.
Mac:All right. So, as I share this, you see right here the video I'm about to play. Let me just make sure we have a a volume on this. Alright. And let it ride.
Mac:So you see her dumping all of the ashes out and then just dropping the urn in there. She did this on her TikTok, and you see here he cheated, so I threw his mom's ashes into the river. Right? Damn.
Blak:Bro, the level of vitriol you have to have to do some shit like that Mhmm. It's it's insane. Like, you have the pettiness. You were crafted from pettiness to be able to do to pull like, to even think to do some shit like that. Mhmm.
Mac:Mhmm. So I read I read some of the articles from what had happened. So old buddy was at work, and I guess she, you know, found some things or or made this assumption that this went down, picked up the urn, went to, was it Lake Worth that's out there? And, it just dumped it all out and dropped the urn in there. So my man comes back from work, and according to police, he's like, yeah.
Mac:I was I noticed that the urn was missing. I was looking around for it. I couldn't find it anywhere. He asked her where it was at. She said she didn't know she didn't touch it.
Mac:But then overhears her talking to her sister saying that she did what she did. Right? So, we'll continue the video. Right? It turns out she got arrested for abusing a corpse.
Mac:So, that is it was sick. Fam. Let me just say this. Let me well, for disclaimer. We here at DFPN do not promote domestic violence in any way.
Mac:No. We do not promote, harming, doing anything else like that. This man went about it the right way, called the authorities, and took care of what he needed to take care of. I feel as if my mother would have wanted me to throw her over the bridge as well. And then her and my mother could just squab it out in the afterlife.
Mac:Yep. Because I feel that's what my mother would have wanted. Son. Send, son. Send her to me.
Mac:Yes. Yes, mother. Yeah.
Blak:Come on. We gotta go get her back. What you mean we gotta go get we gotta go get her back. Get your asses
Mac:Son, wake up. Son, wake up. I wanna talk to your girl, but your dad mama. Exactly.
Blak:Send her
Mac:send her to me.
Blak:Send her to me.
Mac:Are you sure? Yeah. Okay. Babe, you wanna take a trip to Niagara Falls? It's so romantic.
Mac:Yeah. My mom would've talked to you. What? Yeah. She wake up.
Mac:My mom sit there just said, come on. Square up. Square up.
Blak:But you threw me in the river?
Mac:I had nothing to do with that shit. I'm just sitting in my urn chilling. You threw me in the river? No. We gotta fight, bro.
Mac:It's Yo. At that point
Blak:mad problems. My problems.
Mac:You threw my mom in the lake because you thought
Blak:like because you thought.
Mac:Even if you had evidence. Bro, don't do don't do shit to my mom, bro. Like, just just fuck up my shit. Just talk to me. Swing at me.
Mac:Do whatever. Be mad at me. You dump my mom out? It's either look. It's either I've seen you to talk to my mom, or your mom's gotta go to.
Mac:And I was 49.
Blak:1 or the other. 1 or the other.
Mac:You mess around, you give her
Blak:a choice. Why my mama gotta pay.
Mac:Yeah. Like, you mess around. You just gotta give her a choice, babe. The only way we can move forward is if you go see my mom It's not the shit out.
Blak:Yeah. You gotta go apologize in person.
Mac:Or your mom has to go. Now we we we both. I'm not gonna be here. You have a mom and I you know? My mom's my mom's not even here.
Mac:Like Right. She wasn't here alive, but she was here here. Now she's scattered in the wind.
Blak:Right. Oh. She's like, the bass pro hunter motherfuckers is probably probably gonna get ahold of her before. You know what I'm saying?
Mac:Like Somebody out there fishing about. That's his mom. Fuck is
Blak:this? It's all grayish and shit.
Mac:What the fuck is this? Like, what the fuck is? Look it up. Who burning shit? Oh my god, bro.
Mac:Yo. And the audacity for her to look sad in this fucking mugshot, bro. Like
Blak:Oh, ain't no need to look and say it. You know you fucked up.
Mac:Yeah. No need. What she said for? Yeah.
Blak:Make sure goddamn shit. You know what the fuck is? You know what the fuck he was doing.
Mac:Oh, now you're sad. Now you regret. Now you're remorse. Let me see what these comments say. Mama didn't mama don't have nothing to do with this foolishness.
Mac:All she had to do was leave and move on. I'm curious of the charge. 2nd degree murder. No. It's against the law to violate the remains of a human.
Mac:So, oh, look at this one. So, basically, men get to do whatever they want to women, and we just gotta deal with it. Got it.
Blak:Not my mama. Goddamn.
Mac:No. If a man cheats, why don't you just go out and cheat? Yeah. Put you down for my bad mom out.
Blak:Right. Because it's I'd rather you go fuck somebody else than drop my mom's ashes in the fucking river
Mac:like goddamn. It's literally illegal to do that. It is a crime. It is abuse of a corpse. And you out here mad, so you could cheat on me, but I can't commit a crime and get away with it.
Mac:Got it. You goddamn right.
Blak:Like No. Yeah.
Mac:What Chuck is gonna be like? Why did you break this long? Oh, your boyfriend was texting another girl? Bullshit.
Blak:Case And you put that shit on TikTok? Like, go. Come on, man.
Mac:Come on. Why did why did I not even think of that? You recorded yourself committing the crime.
Blak:Yes.
Mac:Ladies and gentlemen, there's 2 things you don't do if you're gonna commit a crime.
Blak:Talk about it.
Mac:You don't record the shit and post it on a public profile for views. Then, ladies and gentlemen, how many times have we done the smoke pit and talked about people going to jail or facing repercussions because they wanted to go viral or some shit? We had a a homeless couple that that seemed to have found the cheat code and was living in the storage thing till my man tried to go viral. And then they was back in that tent in the woods, in the snow.
Blak:Get your black ass out that tent.
Mac:There was another thing we talked about someone to go viral, and they fucked their sales up. Now this woman did the same shit. Number 2, the next thing you don't do shout out to Jussie Smollett. If you're gonna pay people to commit a crime, you don't fucking write a check, bro. You don't use fucking checks for the people could be like, Jesse paid us.
Mac:Prove it. Goddamn. This is motherfucker routing number and everything.
Blak:Check-in the 2000, he wrote a check.
Mac:He wrote a check and gave it to 2 Nigerian motherfuckers. Like, they understood what to do with a goddamn check, bro.
Blak:Will you put it like that to some of the most niggurish shit?
Mac:My motherfucker's whole plan was they gonna kick me off Empire. Bet. I'm a hire 2 Africans to go rough me up at 3 o'clock in the morning in Chicago during the coldest snaps in the history of the Midwest. Pour bleach on me and beware. Make America great again.
Mac:Hat Dang it. Let me tell you. And I know I know this is off the top. It's shit. Let me let me take this woman down.
Mac:She she's had enough. She's had enough. But but the the talk about Jesse real quick. I'm sitting here, like, before the trial and all the evidence came out. I was like, bro, this motherfucker lying.
Blak:He did. Yo. Yo. When mass amount of black people, like, the masses went quiet.
Mac:Bro, you you've had you had some that that you know? Because this is, like, in the height of George Floyd and all this wild shit. Right? Yes. Motherfucking, what was it?
Mac:There were some black celebrities. Like, I stand with Jesse. I stand I'm just like, y'all need to just fucking this is one of those times. Like, bro, I get it. I get it.
Mac:Like, this thing that happened to, my mom you know, Aubrey and stuff like that. I'm just like, bro, y'all these motherfuckers gotta go. You don't know, though. I don't need to know what I saw. What I saw, man, was unarmed, not doing that, and they ran him down shot.
Mac:Like this one, I was just like, bro, it's like negative 20 in Chicago. You out there going to Subway at 2 in the morning? Nigga, what sandwich does Subway have?
Blak:That you gotta go at 2 in the morning to get it.
Mac:You at the house, you just like, goddamn. I need that sweet onion teriyaki.
Blak:They got that rotisserie chicken. Goddamn.
Mac:That chicken rotisserie. Yo. So I'm just saying, man, these are things you can't you can't be leaving no trails, and this is just me watching movies and shit. You know, documentaries. Like, there's shit you're not supposed to do and recording yourself and putting it on fucking a public thing like that where, like, anybody can get it, save it, all that other shit.
Mac:Like, it's fucking it's done. Like, I just as a kid growing up in the eighties nineties, like, I was trying not to have nobody know what the fuck I was doing if I was doing something.
Blak:The less people that knew the better.
Mac:Yep. Yep. And I'll be like like, when Dave did his little bit on it, I was just like, bro. Thank you, Dave. Because I'm sitting here.
Mac:This motherfucker was just like
Blak:because he did not lie. They're good. They put
Mac:a rope on a noose. I'm like, bro, they was just out here with this shit. They were just out here in Chicago at 2 in the morning with bleach and a noose, And you just happen to be walking the they're just like, there he goes. Like, they knew you were gonna get to say, like What part of Chicago? Just out looking for random niggas to run up on with a noose in bleach.
Blak:What part of Chicago was this?
Mac:Where? Bro, Chicago's like, this nigga lying. They stopped shooting each other in Chicago. It was like, bye bye.
Blak:Hold hold on. Hold on. I mean,
Mac:we wild, but we ain't doing shit like that, bro. Come on, man. Don't make us look bad that we already are at this motherfucker. You know what I'm saying? Shut up, Jesse, man.
Mac:I hope you do it alright in there.
Blak:The Nigerian just came out. That woodworks quick too. Bro.
Mac:They were like, you're under arrest. Nigga paid us. Prove it.
Blak:Here you go.
Mac:You gotta be fucking shitting me. The detective was like, this is the easiest fucking case in history. What a dummy. Dun dun. Credit.
Mac:You're under arrest for the oh, shit. A check? Never mind.
Blak:You're free to go. Mister sommelier?
Mac:Credits. Motherfucker would quit. Wait to tap that bass on that shit, bro. Anyway
Blak:That was this part.
Mac:Yeah. That motherfucker on that clarinet. Oh, shit. Get that shit, bro.
Blak:We gotta we gotta bop in here.
Mac:That little quartet that wasn't there. Voice. They were just, like they were like, yo. We got this legal drama. I know we just got the 4 of you on hand right now.
Mac:We're just we don't need anything spectacular. Just come up with a little jingle. We wanna make the focus straight on the show, not so much on the song. We'll see what we can come up with. The motherfucker with the bass just sitting there.
Mac:What the fuck? Hold on. What's the snake in the back with the clarinet doing? Let him cook. They was like, oh, shit.
Mac:Oh, shit. We got wood.
Blak:Shit. We got wood
Mac:for these bits.
Blak:Roll them. Oh, we could do by we could do by 30 years of TV with this
Mac:shit, bro. We'll have 8 spin offs, the same theme song. Don't change a motherfucking thing. Sir, we have new technology.
Blak:Don't change a motherfucking thing. Keep that shit. Keep it.
Mac:Oh, shit. Anyway alright. It is time, ladies and gentlemen. It is time. It is time for whose man's is that anyway?
Mac:And, of course, I'll just let you know we talked about it black. It's an election year. Yep. So, expect all the shenanigans, all the fucking, scallywags and and and and and dumbasses and fucking knuckleheads and and you name it. They're all about to come out and say some wild ass shit just to garnish them.
Mac:They are. And, black people, we are not exempt from, being stupid as fuck out here. It's been it's been proven. Right? We had Ben Carson up there saying some wild ass shit.
Mac:That was the, the 20 was that 2016 dumbest man type shit going on out there. We had old buddy who owned, like, 17 godfather pizzas up there trying to run and do some shit. You know, he passed away, you know God rest rest his soul But he was out here speaking also wild ass shit when he was trying to get that Republican candidacy was it a couple years back? Herschel Walker was out there trying to trying to get
Blak:Herschel stole the show. Herschel stole the show.
Mac:My man was out there just saying whatever they wrote on that cue card, but couldn't say it right. So he was fucking all that shit.
Blak:Now I didn't wanna go and take our trees and our clean air. We already got clean air right here. Hershey, what the fuck are you talking about, bro?
Mac:I stayed up late watching the thing. Werewolf vampires. If I had to be one of them, I'd rather be a werewolf than mama vampire. Werewolf's a vampire. Like, bro, it's been 10 minutes.
Mac:You still on this shit? Man, they
Blak:had Hershey out here TikToking, bro. Like, that shit was wild.
Mac:Shit was wild. Teach you some of the stuff I learned.
Blak:Herschel, what the fuck?
Mac:Betty, that bitch. It's a big ass robot. Yeah. Oh, shit. Herschel was out here just doing whatever they fucking told him to do, man.
Mac:Just to try to get that shit at, Georgia. But, anyway, ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce you to a new candidate to the, probably could say the the, but, well, well, the the names to be determined. Yeah. But, ladies and gentlemen, this week's I'm gonna say I'm proud of myself because, for the most part, I've been not really following the shenanigans when it comes to the elections and stuff. You know?
Mac:It's one of those things where, like, I know Biden's gonna get the Democratic nomination. Right? Which was weird. I'm like, normally, if your party is in the White House, you're not trying to throw another motherfucker in there. Right?
Blak:Right.
Mac:But the one person was like, bro, you the man we have in there now is shaky. I think we need something else in there, and and and I'm not saying I agree or disagree. I'm just like, I can see why you would you would feel that way. You know what? Yeah.
Mac:At at we gotta be real with ourselves. We know Trump's gonna get this Republican candidacy. Like, he's he's winning these primaries all over the place right now. I don't see nobody stopping them.
Blak:I think Mika Haley already got.
Mac:She did too. Talk about, oh, look. I want DC. Like, how how many what you get with what you get with those? Like, old buddy from, DeSantis quick real quick.
Mac:He was like, oh, nope. I'm I'm out. My man did all that.
Blak:My account set up. Kinda checking in the savings.
Mac:I'm still the governor of Florida, so it's all good. Right. Or whatever. You know? Senator or whatever he's from.
Mac:Yeah. I'll just go back to Florida governor. But, I believe this is North Carolina senate senator hopeful, Mark Robinson. Let me play the clip. Lord Jesus.
Mac:And, again, this is from The Daily Show, so you know they are very satire heavy, kinda liberals siding, thing. But the things this guy has said, I've heard some people say, oh, well, they just took them out of context, and they just snipped them together. Listen to what listen to the clips. And then when we're done, we'll sit back and and try to be adults and be like, could we have taken this out of context? Like, if we extended the length of this man's speech or this clip, do we think that he would end up making some kind of logical sense or not?
Mac:But, ladies and gentlemen, enjoy.
Ronnie:This guy could be the 1st black governor in North Carolina history, and it's nice to have finally, some serious candidates in the Republican party who are really focused on the issues. So what are these issues?
Mark Robinson:Ain't but 2 genders. Ain't nothing but men and women.
Mark Robinson:He says god calls on men to lead, not women.
Mark Robinson:Called to be led by men when it was time to face down Goliath sent David, not Davida, David. There's no reason anybody anywhere in America should be telling any child about transgenerism, homosexuality, any of that filth. And, yes, I call it filth. We could pass a bill saying you can't have an abortion in North Carolina for any reason.
News Anchor:He says the civil rights movement in 19 sixties was, quote, crap, and that Martin Luther King was a communist.
News Anchor:Robinson posted the movie Black Panther was, quote, created by an agnostic Jew to pull the shekels out of your shforzta pockets using the Yiddish words for money and black.
News Anchor:He referred to the victims of the Parkland school shooting as spoiled little bastards.
News Anchor:He says the moon landing in 1969 may have been fake. He also says there is a secret ruling cabal that is part reptile.
News Anchor:And said that Beyonce is satanic.
Ronnie:Wow. Let's go.
Mac:It it that's not it. Of course, someone, he caught somebody's eyes, somebody who's very established and very influential in in his party. And they wanted to mention, they they wanted to give him a shout out, so, we'll let it ride a little bit more.
Ronnie:I hate everybody. Gay people, Jewish people, women, school shooting survivors, Beyonce. I mean, this guy is so into hating people. He even hates MLK. I know what divided the country, but I thought the one thing we could all agree on was MLK, good.
Ronnie:And by the way, you can't just hate on everyone and leave out the Asians. Okay? That's racist. I I I will give him credit, though. You don't usually hear an antisemite busting
Ronnie:out Yiddish. It's it's
Ronnie:a very woke form of hatred.
Trump:He's been an unbelievable lieutenant governor, Mark Robinson.
Trump:This is Martin Luther King
Trump:on steroids. Okay? Now, I told that I told that I told that
Trump:to Mark. I said, I think you're better than Martin Luther King. I think you are Martin Luther King times 2.
Ronnie:Wait. An okay
Mac:so I'm a I'm a ask you real quick your thoughts on the whole thing before I weigh in.
Blak:Nigga. You fucking look like you ate Martin Luther King. That's the only way you fucking MLK times 2 shit. Fuck out of here with that bullshit. Yo.
Blak:Yo. Why do why does the and I don't I don't wanna say this is just a Republican party, but it's publicized on this level. And it's always somebody from the Republican party that's a fucking token blackie that comes out and spew. The the last time it was Herschel Walker. Last election season, it was Herschel Walker.
Blak:Yep. Herschel wasn't dumb enough. They had to go find another motherfucker. Cue this this motherfucker. Comes out here and goes even more to the right of what fucking Hershel did.
Blak:Like, bro, sit your black ass down. You making us all look bad, bro. Stop doing that shit. Stop. Like, I don't think the people understand, like, you when you do shit like that, you erase a lot of fucking work because you hold a government position.
Blak:And there's tons of black people. Like, there's films and clips to look at this shit, bro. Go back and look at it. People got sprayed by fucking fire hydrants and bit by dogs just to fucking get ahead. You know what I'm saying?
Blak:Like, when you go on a national stage and you do shit like that, you demean the fucking work that these people have done. Like, I get it. Your opinion is your opinion. Free free speech is free speech. Well, allow me to use my free speech.
Blak:Uh-oh. A fucking idiot. You are a motherfucking idiot. Stop doing this shit, bro. Like and why why do and just so you can have the ear of the motherfucker that runs the party that everybody else is afraid of, why do y'all want his attention so fucking bad
Mac:Yes.
Blak:That y'all go to these extremes to do this shit?
Mac:Yes.
Blak:Why? It's like, can you not come up with you hold a public office. He does not anymore. Can you not come up with a policy that appeals to the people that you govern?
Mac:Come on.
Blak:That you gotta go to these extremes to get his attention? Like, you won the office. You're sitting in the office. You can make the changes. Why do you need his attention?
Blak:Why? When you have the power to pick up a fucking pen, write something that is logical and makes sense for the people you govern. It ain't hard. If you have kids, it's kinda like that. All you have to do is ask, hey, what y'all want?
Blak:They'll fucking tell you, and then do that shit. Voila. They're fucking happy. It's not a hard fucking process. You hold the office, the hard part is over.
Blak:The easy part is giving the people what the fuck they want. That's what you do. That's what you got elected for. Why the fuck do you need to get on a national television station and spew hatred, lies, and bullshit to please a motherfucker that is in investigations right the fuck now. Why is why are we doing this?
Blak:This is the opposite of the godfather, bro. Like, what the fuck? Get the fuck out the office, man. Get the fuck out the office. Like, I I hate talking about it because I'd be going off.
Blak:But goddamn it, man. Y'all can't all be this fucking stupid. You can't all be this dumb. Someone listen. If you are listening and you are running and you are trying to please Trump, Stop fucking running, bro.
Blak:Stop fucking running. You know why? Because you have no fucking policy. You don't have a policy. Not one motherfucker that has backed him, has spewed his lies, repeated his hatred.
Blak:Not one of these motherfuckers has a policy worthy of your fucking attention. And I'm a go on the other side too. The people arguing with him have no policies either. So you know what you need to do, America? Find a find a credible motherfucker.
Blak:Find someone that says this is what I wanna do. And they not even focused on this shit. Like, this is what I wanna do. This is my policy. This is what I wanna bring to America.
Blak:That shit makes sense to you. Vote for that motherfucker. Don't vote for these other people because they're all fucking idiots, bro. They're they're all fucking idiots, and I'm done. I'm done.
Mac:Goddamn it. Well, goddamn. And I loved every minute of it because this shit made sense. This shit made sense. Like, first of all, I'm just I really find it hard to believe that as a black person raised in the South, you legit feel like the civil rights movement was a bunch of bullshit.
Mac:Nigga. Wild. Nigga. Wild. Fam.
Mac:Mark. Robbie. Marky Rob. Do you know that if civil rights did not happen, you would not be able to be running for the highest the highest seat in state government? The highest elected position in your state, federally, the one motherfucker that can make laws for that state.
Mac:The senators can't do that for your state. The the representatives can't do that for your state. You as the governor can do that for your state. If civil rights movement did not happen, if them motherfuckers getting bit by dogs, sprayed by hoses, marching, boycotting buses, all of that shit. If they did not do the shit they did, you would not have the plat platform or the the capability to to do the shit you're doing.
Mac:Actually, now that I look at what you're doing, a part of me wishes, like, bro, why did y'all do that shit? Why did y'all give him? Why did y'all give him the capability? Like, listen. I know his ancestors have to be looking at you, my boy.
Mac:Come on. This show this this show this
Blak:this show seed?
Mac:This is your this is your lineage? I'm sorry. Yeah. They about to get kicked out, bro. Because you out here just just poo pooing on everything they did, bro.
Mac:You said it right on the head. Like, why do you have the desire to to do all of this pandering, to say all of this shit that I he might believe it, the shit that he's talking about. But I mean, like, what sensible person sits there and it's just like man, there's so many things. Like, the biggest one is just like, man, these kids are too young for you guys to be talking about trans, this, and homosexuality that, like, what schools are they going to? Right.
Mac:Where where teachers are pushing this as an agenda? Like, what schools what what grades? Like, you're acting like once they get into 1st grade, teachers is just giving them the fucking trans flag and telling them, like, you could be a girl if you want. Like, that is not happening in these schools. But these people swear to God in their braids that what if you send your kid to a public school, bro, they just trying to make him gay off rip.
Mac:You know, I'm just
Blak:They really believe that shit.
Mac:What I'm saying. The the shit that they'd be so mad about. Hey. But 2 genders, men and women, like, what what policies are you working on? Like, what are you doing for my taxes?
Mac:You appear mad about some other shit shit that don't really concern you, that don't really affect you. Right. They're out here trying to make men use women's bathrooms and all. It's like, fam. These potholes is wild out here, b.
Blak:Fix these, bitch.
Mac:Fix these holes. Goddamn, bro. Fuck. Because I
Blak:hit a pothole, and I wonder how much I gotta pay.
Mac:Fuck. Fuck. This is Bow. Well, at least there's only 2 bathrooms at the fucking, you know, Burger King. Thank God for that.
Mac:You too. You know, while I'm fixing my fucking tire, rim all fucked up. The shit that they're doing just to appease and get this man to say their name is is wild. And you you were asking, like, why are you doing that? You sitting in this seat because he wants more.
Mac:Right. They all like politicians, and we said it on previous shows. When this country was founded, it was meant to be a term of public service. You get in there. You do your 2 however many years.
Mac:You get out and you go back to your job. You know what I'm saying? It it was like a thing to just come in and help make your community better. Then these motherfuckers got in there and started getting corrupt. Like, yo, we could fuck around and make the rules to where we could just keep doing this forever and collecting this fucking check and getting a fucking retirement.
Mac:And there's no term limits for shit, and we could just do this for you. We run this shit. And that that's what it became. And then that's when the career politicians came into play. Motherfuckers be like, I used to, like, who was it?
Mac:Fucking Joe Biden. Isn't he a lawyer or some shit? Or he was a lawyer before he started?
Blak:He was a lawyer.
Mac:Ask this man the last time he he practiced law. The minute he got his foot in that door as a fucking a sit in there, Delaware or whatever, he was like, oh, shit. Ain't no more court cases to study and shit. I could just come in this fucking room and bullshit with my boys and not pass shit. Bet.
Mac:Bet. Like, who it's human nature, bro. You're gonna wanna get the easiest job where you don't have to do shit.
Blak:Well, yes. I want fish.
Mac:Human nature. And that's the problem. And these motherfuckers wanna wanna get into that cocktail second, and then we'll move on to to the bracket review. Bro, I lost my train of thought, bro. I'm so mad.
Mac:I was so mad. It it's probably gonna come back to me in the middle of nowhere. Like, hell, yeah. Another thing, though. Oh, here it is.
Mac:Yeah. I told you. I don't wanna say white people, but I know. I No. No.
Mac:You don't. Trust me. Can y'all stop using Martin Luther King as, like, a a fucking barometer Yeah. Of how cool a black person is? You know what I'm saying?
Mac:K. Can y'all stop using this motherfucker as a barometer, as a measuring unit? Bro, towards the end, Martin was
Blak:on that time too. Martin was like, fuck these motherfuckers, bro. They don't talk about it. But towards the end, Martin was like,
Mac:man, you motherfuckers. They just do that because they're just like, I don't know a whole lot of black people, but I know one black person that everybody thinks is cool. Martin Luther King. He's a cool guy. Right?
Mac:So, I told him he's Martin Luther King on steroids. So you told this man that he reminds you of the person that led the movement that he thinks is a bunch of bullshit but on steroids times 2. Do you think he took that as a compliment? Did you not hear what the fuck he just said about the civil rights movement, Donald Trump?
Blak:He hates Martin Luther.
Mac:He hates Martin Luther King. But because that's the only black person you know, you're like, he's like Martin Luther King on fucking ecstasy. He is Martin Luther King on blue crystal meth. He's on that Heisenberg. Huge.
Mac:And I told him that. And I just wanna be like, what did he say? Because he just said the civil rights movement was a bunch of bullshit.
Blak:Bunch of bullshit.
Mac:Anyway, Mark Robinson, I have a feeling that this will not be the last time you are on this segment. So for that, you will have the power of the black delegation. Straight away. Ladies and gentlemen, this man does not speak for black America. Just like Carrie Owens does it.
Mac:Oh, no. Just like motherfucking any other Herschel Walker does it. Bro, let me just say. Just because he's black and he's he he he's thinking right wing stuff, well, they'd be so quick to jump on it and be like, oh, cool one.
Blak:Oh, yeah.
Mac:But, yes, Mark Robinson, like I said, you will have your black card stripped away. But, it is time to talk about probably the most depressing, bracket results that we have had in a while. I was hoping we could probably skip this segment somehow, but I feel like the people need to
Blak:know about it.
Mac:The people need to know what the fuck they did out here. So without further ado, ladies and gentlemen, let's get into the weekly brackets updates.
Blak:So do we wanna go right for the the jugular with this one?
Mac:Bro.
Blak:Because,
Mac:There was a I wanna say 2 2 what the fucks. 1, y'all are out your goddamn minds, and then a possible.
Blak:Yeah. Very much so. Very much so.
Mac:No. I won't one one what the fuck. 1, you out your goddamn minds. A possible and, we'll let it ride. So of the 4, we'll let you decide which ones which ones we think are what.
Mac:Now let me look in the comments real quick. Just in the bracket.
Blak:Send it. They don't deserve this. They don't deserve that.
Mac:I noticed this shit around too. I was like, y'all y'all don't give a fuck at this point. Like, this bracket's fucked already. I saw I see the energy. Last week.
Blak:I was like, oh, shit.
Mac:See the energy y'all both fuckers are out here. I don't appreciate this shit at the fuck all. But ladies and gentlemen, we are here to show you the final 4. Now before we could talk about the I want you to look at what the elite 8 had. I want you to look at what the elite 8 had.
Mac:But we just gonna talk about this. This this bread this this matchup right here. Bro. Bro. Now You
Blak:heard you heard my anger last week.
Mac:I did. 100%. I did, and I felt it. I felt it, and I was just like, bro, it's about to be a sad show today. It's gonna be a sad show today.
Blak:You know what I almost did? Just to fucking stick it to the people voting on this
Mac:Uh-huh.
Blak:I almost created new profiles.
Mac:You're gonna create burgers.
Blak:I was gonna create profiles enough to vote on this shit.
Mac:Bro, when with team titans go beat whatever it was they were up against.
Blak:It beat gumball.
Mac:No. No. No. Before it went up against gumball. Oh, okay.
Mac:It beat something, and I was just like, bro, y'all are y'all are gassing this show up too much.
Blak:Way too much.
Mac:I was like, it's gonna beat gumball. It shouldn't, but it's gonna beat gumball. And you were like, y'all are doing this shit. It's gonna beat gumball, and then it's gonna hit Justice League and get washed. I was like, black Black.
Mac:This shit is gonna beat Justice League. Like, the group is on some shit I had never seen in my life, bro. Like, it's the group is on some shit where I'm like, they have to have a a a group chat that we're not in to just coordinate to coordinate anarchy, bro. Right. Ladies, if you if you can't see it, if you're watching or just listening, we had the number one seed in the best Cartoon Network bracket, Justice League Unlimited, going up against teen titans go.
Mac:Not teen titans. Teen titans go. Now there was only 42 shows that we picked. Teen titans is ranked number 41. Only Johnny Test was ranked lower.
Mac:Justice League Unlimited is the number one ranked show. Team Titan's goal beat Justice League Unlimited 54% of the vote to 46% of the vote. Now I ask you, Black. It's only 8% difference in the votes. Does that make it better?
Blak:No. Teen Titans go winning at all. Doesn't doesn't make like
Mac:It could've been 5149. You would've been like, this is this is fucking atrocious. Yes. Blast
Blak:This ain't this ain't this is the worst one. It ain't the only one, but this is this is by far the worst.
Mac:It's just a travesty. We thought we you know what? When, all that beat Avatar, I'm looking back, like, the culture is strong. And, you know, not not a lot of the culture has seen Avatar. You know what I'm saying?
Mac:Like, a lot of the cultures, you know, it's it's it's it's and it was February. You know what I'm saying?
Blak:Yep.
Mac:So it is like, you know, I'm in all caps now. She mad. What I'm saying? We're here with you. This one I can't explain, bro.
Mac:I I really I wish I could, but I can't.
Blak:You know what? Last week, I said I said if if this happened Uh-huh. We were gonna kill this
Mac:we were gonna kill this bracket.
Blak:I am I was playing,
Mac:but now you're
Blak:Now I might be sick.
Mac:Now you're serious.
Blak:This switch results.
Mac:Yo.
Blak:Throw this whole fucking bracket away.
Mac:I was playing, but now I'm bad.
Blak:I felt like y'all heard me last week. It was like, I bet we're gonna we're gonna do it.
Mac:I bet he won't. I bet he won't stop the bracket. Bro, you know what? I had a bracket ready for next month. I may take a month off on these brackets, man.
Mac:Let y'all get y'all minds right. You know what I'm saying? You know. You know what I'm saying? I had the best Disney show lined up and shit, but y'all out here wilding, bro.
Mac:And y'all probably gonna do some shit
Blak:on the
Mac:Disney shit. What's up?
Blak:I need everybody who voted for Teen Titans Go to give me their favorite episode. Give me the episode Justice League Unlimited. In what realm, what episode had you this deeply impassioned for fucking teen titans go?
Mac:It's people who don't fuck with DC or just superhero shit at all. Because, like, if you watched any of Justice League Unlimited, like, you'd be like, oh, this shit is legit. Like, it's it's a fucking it's a fucking dope ass show.
Blak:Justice League Unlimited is probably the thing holding DC together.
Mac:The animation? Yes.
Blak:The animation. Yeah.
Mac:So Justice League, Young Justice, teen titans. Like, that's the only thing keeping these motherfuckers afloat is Warner or DC animation. But, yeah, teen titans go. I mean, that is DC animated. Right?
Mac:Teen titans go. So yeah. You watching teen titans go. It's a show about superheroes. Like, granted, it's more the silly side of it.
Mac:Right?
Blak:Yeah.
Mac:I get it. It's probably the longest running show on Cartoon Network now, but I mean, it's it doesn't make it the best. Like, the Simpsons is the longest running show in history. Is Simpsons the best television show out there? No.
Mac:Exactly. Spongebob been going for fucking as long as my son's been alive. 22 fucking years, bro. Like, chill. We get it.
Mac:Shit. Like, it's it's done. Like, put SpongeBob to fucking rest, bro. It's not it no more. But Nickelodeon is like, bro, people just keep watching this shit.
Mac:So it's not a
Blak:They love they love SpongeBob. We keep making them.
Mac:Oh my fucking god. But yeah. So that that's the, that's the first fucking travesty we got going on. So let us move on to the next matchup, Dexter's laboratory versus teen titans. So, OG teen titans, again, classic.
Mac:Great, great show. I love for me particularly, how there was some humor in it, but it mostly was trying to be serious. The little arc where Tara was involved and b sport and Tara was, like, indoctrinated by a fucking Slade to infiltrate team tower and all that other stuff. And then Robin's infatuation with defeating Slade to the point where he was losing his fucking shit, and his team was just like, bro, what the fuck is wrong with this? Like, it was so good.
Mac:It was so good. Dexter's lab, hilarious. I love it. His mom is thick as fuck. We get it.
Mac:Alright? Dexter's Laboratory beat teen titans 60% of the vote to 40% of the vote. Are you okay with this? No. Speak on it.
Blak:Here here's what I'm here's what I'm saying with this bracket, man. Like, team titans go.
Mac:Yes.
Blak:Beats Justice League Unlimited. Are we confused on what team titans was actually the good one? I've this is what I felt like.
Mac:I did a good job. I put teen titans here, and then I put teen titans go with exclamation point. And and I continued that trend to be like, hey. This is this is go because this other one is just teen titans. There's a different there's a whole another word added to it, but nobody cared, apparently.
Mac:So No no one cared. This is where we're at.
Blak:No one care. And 60 to 40 is Outrageous. That's crazy.
Mac:Do you like Dexter?
Blak:I like Dexter.
Mac:But it shouldn't be you.
Blak:No. 60 to 40 is that's Do you
Mac:know where Dexter's limitations is? Yeah. You know? Okay. But yeah.
Mac:So that's what we got over there, bro. So the final or the max gonna happen. What's up? It's about between decks
Blak:or t t is gonna
Mac:go in the finals. Oh, at this point. It has to be fact
Blak:to put money on the
Mac:shit Teen Titans goes going with the bracket. Well, nope. Let me say if teen titans go goes up against well, we'll we'll get to that when we get to the other side. But, yeah, let's start focus on this side. So the other match that we had was a venture time going up against Powerpuff Girls, and Powerpuff Girls won 65% of the vote to 35%.
Mac:Are you okay with this one?
Blak:This one, I'm a less slide.
Mac:Okay. Because
Blak:this one, I actually had a hard time with. I I'll let this one ride. It's iffy. 6535. I'll go crazy too.
Blak:Yeah. I'd have been
Mac:cool with either one.
Blak:Yeah. I'm I'm not mad at it. I thought this one would have been the closest one.
Mac:No. It was not.
Blak:It was not. It was not. It was not.
Mac:And then, of course, we have, young justice beating Star Wars Clone Wars, 52% of the vote to 48% of the votes. Are you okay with this?
Blak:Y'all don't lost y'all fucking mind.
Mac:Your justice is dope, bro.
Blak:It is dope, but y'all lost y'all mind.
Mac:It's it's a close vote. Only 4% of the votes separated, man.
Blak:I get that.
Mac:So it's 2 dope shows.
Blak:It's 2 dope shows.
Mac:Very close voting. Are we not cool? Not really, but Why not? Gotta go. Why not?
Mac:Why not, black? Why black? Why is this why does this Clone
Blak:Wars Clone Wars gives us a lot of story. A lot of story that we needed. And so here's what here's what I I would say about Clone Wars. Clone Wars is the is the show that gives us a reason to like the first three, the first sequels or the first prequels.
Mac:Absolutely.
Blak:Us a reason to like them because we get a lot of story out of though out of out of Clone Wars. Right. So it gives us a reason to alright. He didn't just lose his shit Between the Jones
Mac:2 and 2 and 3. Like, what the fuck happened to this dude? You know?
Blak:Right. He didn't just lose his shit. There was there was things happening.
Mac:Right.
Blak:You know what I'm saying? That he actually he actually there was something affected in his mentality, and this was that. So I I like it. It it held a lot of weight for me just off that fact alone. Young Justice is a dope show.
Blak:It it really is a dope show.
Mac:Some people say Star Wars is overdone, and they're over it. They say, like, just ran its course and and and here's the thing. Like, Star Wars is just a fandom that like, you either fuck with it or you don't. It's like it's like Harry Potter. Like, you either fuck Harry Potter, wizarding world, or you don't.
Mac:You either fuck with Marvel Comics or you don't. So it's just one of those things where it's like you either do or don't. Now, like, the last few movies, I could understand.
Blak:I get I would agree with you. That's why I don't I don't hate that.
Mac:Bad taste in people's mouth. You know
Blak:what I'm saying? I don't I don't I don't hate that. However I get that.
Mac:You watch a soccer and you're just, like, come back in. And you don't get a soccer and understand a soccer without Clone Wars. There you have it. Exactly. And I will say when Cartoon Network stopped Clone Wars and it went over to Disney and Disney Plus did the 7th season, Bro.
Mac:Amazing. Amazing. So Yes. I do like both shows. I am partial to Clone Wars even though I fucking like, Young Justice is cool.
Mac:I like seeing the the young guys come up. That's like, that's DC's attempt to do the the next Avengers, like how the MCU is building up. Right. The next guy
Blak:is
Mac:coming up. So, shout out to aqua to black excellence but anyway here's our final 4 for our best cartoon network show bracket. We have t titans go going up against Dexter's Lab, and then, Powerpuff Girls going up against Young Justice. Predictions, my guy. What do you got?
Blak:For the for shits and giggles, I'm gonna go teen titans go versus Powerpuff Girls because I have no idea how the group's gonna vote this shit.
Mac:Yeah. If I try to think logically, I fuck myself up.
Blak:Yep. Exactly.
Mac:Some would just think wild.
Blak:No. They they he's in here. I would get Dexter versus Powerpuff Girls. I get that. But I'm gonna say team listen.
Blak:Team titans go
Mac:So here's here's the keyword. Should should is the keyword. Should. Exactly. There's a lot of brackets that should have worked out a different way.
Mac:We can we can run the tapes.
Blak:Yes.
Mac:We can run tapes
Blak:and
Mac:figure out, yo, what the fuck went wrong? Like, why did we take the left to the wrong toy in Albuquerque as, bugs would say? But based on on on, you know, trend data, bro, teen times go is is is got the hot hand right now. You gotta ride the hot head. Yep.
Mac:The minute this thing passed the minute this thing passed, gumball, I was like, bro, bro, this shit might be. And the minute it passed this, there's just you can't you can't hold it down. Like, if he if he was a player on a basketball team, like, at at at a certain point as the coach, you're just like, bro, just just go do what you do out there, bro. Yep. We ain't running no plays.
Mac:We won't get you the ball and get out the way. Yep. Tee tightens you hot right now.
Blak:Let them cook.
Mac:T Tides, you got the green light. Shoot whenever you want, bro.
Blak:You got the juice now, kid.
Mac:You got the juice now. Teen Titans go, you got the juice now. So it hurts my heart, man, because, like, I I would love to see Powerpuff Girls, like, at least one of the old OG joints pull this off. Right? I would love to see that.
Mac:Just like with the Nickelodeon bracket, I've if anybody had to win, I'm glad Doug did. You know? OG Nicktoons. You know? I'm glad it won.
Mac:However bro, like I said, like, if it got past Cabal in in fucking Justice League, I'm like, bro, it's it's not He's got a lot of money. He's it's Hansel, he's so hot right now. Hansel, he's hot right now. He's what's up? So, as usual, as as as we do, I'll post the bracket, and then voting will start on Wednesdays.
Mac:We'll see if people, come with some logic or if they're here for the, shenanigans, which 90% of the time they are. So that'll conclude our bracket review, and, we'll get back to our regularly scheduled programming with, final shots and thoughts. And now we return you to our regular Yo. Alright, man. Let's go ahead and, wrap this wonderful, wonderful episode up.
Mac:1st, shout out to my, to, to to my immune system for, getting through this thing. Shout out to my fader for muting my mic some of the times when I had to cough. But, outside of that, man, appreciate all the pit masters that tuned in and kept the show going. Thanks for the comments. Thanks for, you know, rolling with us as always.
Mac:What do you got for black?
Blak:For the Patreon members, especially, I know that the last time I did this, was probably about a year ago. I refreshed the, rewards packages. That way everybody that was getting the rewards got something new. I think we're at that point again. Been working on some new designs.
Blak:I'm going to upload them next week, and there will be some more rewards, opportunities for you guys. So thank you to everybody that's stuck around and reap the rewards of the reward system. You guys are amazing. Thank you for contributing to the DFPN, and this is our way of saying thank you. So you get new designs to where you get free merch and you get the rocket.
Blak:So thank you for that. Also, no gimmicks is coming back next week. We have, episodes dropping on a special day tomorrow. Tomorrow night, I will be at, MPX Destiny, hanging out with those guys and enjoying some wrestling tomorrow night. So shout out to Demo Diamond and Tatum Manning who both came on the show, and talked about Destiny.
Blak:So shout out to MPX. We'll be there tomorrow. Appreciate you guys. But other than that, man, falling star Friday
Mac:Yep.
Blak:Was excellent today.
Mac:Yep.
Blak:It was it was a excellent episode.
Mac:The return
Blak:Shout out to the queens.
Mac:The return of Mashidas. Yes. Yes. K, man. Bro.
Mac:We loved it. It was a
Blak:good episode.
Mac:This Good episode. This session that we're breaking down into the 3 episodes, bro, is probably the most lit one. Like, I I I feel so bad. I missed, they had a session last Saturday.
Blak:Me too. I had to miss that
Mac:one. Super sick, so I had to to sit out on that. But, I've been told that it was lit as well, so I can't wait to to to just pull it, like, you know, we got the inside track. We could pull it up on StreamYard and watch. Yep.
Blak:You know what I'm saying?
Mac:And and get that shit.
Blak:Y'all can't
Mac:y'all gotta wait. But
Blak:This show for anybody for everybody to listen to, please go tune in to this show. Like, it's such a good story, and it's not just because we're a part of it. Like, it's such a good story. Shout out to, shout out to Eric, EJ, the the game master
Mac:Yep.
Blak:Like, for putting this shit together. It's it's such a good story, man. So if you're even if you're not into it, if even if you've never heard of a tabletop RPG, like, the story is fire.
Mac:It is.
Blak:The it is a fire story that we are going through and then we are experiencing. So please do yourselves a favor. Tune in to the Queens of Nerd. Follow them. Listen to these episodes because they're so fun.
Blak:They're so fun to listen to. So please, do yourselves the favor and go get in on it.
Mac:Indeed. My bombshell. Indeed. Appreciate that. Once again, shout out to my boy, Black, getting after it.
Mac:Get that journalism, degree with your, your what do they call it? A concentrate? Digital marketing. I love it, man. It's a good combo.
Mac:So, let's all wish him well. We all do. I know we all do already. Get after it. And like I said, man, anything you need, let me know.
Mac:Also shout out to the homie, Jeff. I think he's planning on dropping a show this Sunday. Yep. I think it's more kind of a a look ahead at some of the things that are coming down the pipe, talk about a few of those things and his thoughts on those. So, make sure to stay tuned in to the DFPN page and also the USDN, podcast page as well.
Mac:I believe that is it that I can think of. I'm not missing anything, am I? Alright. Cool.
Blak:Oh oh, one last thing. Yo. Yo. I I won't be here in person next next weekend. So I will be making my way to Virginia on Wednesday.
Mac:Oh, shit. Don't say. I know you're coming here and and helping family out, so we'll we'll kinda give you your space. But, when you get time, man, make sure you hit the bro broski up, man.
Blak:Will do. I definitely will. So I know we'll probably get there around Friday
Mac:because
Blak:I know we're stopping, but either Friday or early Saturday. But if we get there Friday and I got some time, I'll definitely come hit you up.
Mac:Most def. Also another shout out. They they mentioned it in the comments. So appreciate y'all being in the comments. This, Tuesday coming up 19th, Queens and Nerd, and we'll be doing a show on the Tuesday, and it will be just their review and their thoughts of the live action avatar.
Mac:Kind of it it seems mostly positive from what I've seen on the Internet. There's the the nitpickers that wanna, you know, that that it could nobody has said it was complete trash. They're just saying, well, it could be better, or I don't like the fact that they left x out or something like that. So we'll talk to the queens. I know myself, I would have rewatched, book 1 of the animated one just to sure myself up, but, just going in real quick.
Mac:Just I I appreciate it and loved the live action, Avatar on Netflix. So that's just me. I think maybe because the last live action thing I saw of Avatar put a horrible taste in my mouth. And, this was a this was like
Blak:A much needed. We
Mac:needed this. Yeah. Listerine after eating something horrible. You know? So you just fucking just get this out of my mouth.
Mac:But it wasn't like the gold Listerine. It was like a a good flavor of Listerine that that you can use. So, and the fact that it's been renewed for 2 more seasons, so season 2 and season 3 lets me know that they're gonna have a good time to, to take their time and and and do the story right instead of trying to cram it all into a fucking 90 minute movie. So
Blak:Yep.
Mac:Yep. Oh, and, they will be also talking about Dune 2, which I have not seen yet, as well as Damsel, the new film on, Netflix, which I did see damsel, and I did like that
Blak:as well.
Mac:So Yes. I cannot wait. So make sure you're following the Queens of Nerd. Because they got a lot of stuff coming out. The summer's about to be a big thing for Queens of Nerd.
Mac:I'm a just put that out there. I'm a let them tell you, but the summer about to be real big for Queens of Nerd. I'm out here. So, that is all I got. Now let me just look in the comments to make sure I'm not missing anything.
Mac:I love you, ladies. Keep us honest over here.
Blak:Yep. Please. Thank you.
Mac:Alright, man. So it seems like we're good to go. Again, shout out to my man, black, getting back after it. Shout out to no gimmicks getting after it as well. I saw you're just a shame y'all ain't gonna make it to, to Philly for the festivities.
Mac:Is anybody from, from your camp? Is, I know you guys, over at no gimmicks, any of the BCP guys going? But Johnny
Blak:and those guys BCP is they're they're actually gonna be at WrestleMania as part of the media.
Mac:So Okay. Nice. Nice, man.
Blak:Yeah. So
Mac:Cool. Alright, man.
Blak:Shut up.
Mac:I love it. I love it. And, you know, hopefully, you know, next WrestleMania comes around, you know, you you got a couple more. Can you know, a couple credentials under your belt and whatnot. Get your foot in the door for a couple of those events.
Mac:Where's it at after Philly? They don't announce it yet?
Blak:They haven't announced it yet, but it's looking like Minnesota.
Mac:Minnesota. I ain't going to that one, bro. It'd be
Blak:I will. That's my worst stomping grounds.
Mac:Minnesota?
Blak:Yeah. Yeah. Your old stomping grounds? Yeah. I used to live in Minnesota at one point.
Mac:They what? Rob known you for, like, over 20 years. I never know your black ass in Minnesota, bro. It'd be
Blak:That that's a that's a story in itself.
Mac:Okay. I used to live in
Blak:I used to live in Minnesota at
Mac:one point. Got it. Bet. Bet. Alright.
Mac:Well, ladies and gentlemen, we'll go ahead and wrap it up. Appreciate everybody who tuned in live to watch us tonight this, this Friday on the 15th March, payday again. And, for those who are listening on Monday or watching on Monday, again, thanks a guy thanks thanks, guys. Thanks a lot to you guys for tuning in and giving us a good 90 minutes of your time. Hopefully, we made you laugh and all that good stuff.
Mac:But, without further ado, I'm the homie Mac aka your boy. And I
Blak:am Brad like a king, made us Kelvin k. Lee. Thank you guys so much for tuning in to episode 134 of the smoke pit. Until next time, have love, make sex, enjoy those Irish car bombs.
Mac:Jesus, man.
Blak:Peace. Welcome to the smoke pit. It's Friday night, come and take a load off. Come sit in the smoke pit. It's time for us to show off.
Blak:It's been a long week, come relaxing. Get some lapsing and let's talk about these brackets. And while we at it, tell me whose man's is this? Because I got questions. I'm hoping you can answer it.
Blak:Get ready because you know we gonna talk a lot of shit. It's Macky Mack. Welcome to the smoke pit.