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Two beautiful men, uncles to each other, navigate the world of pop culture, babes, bikinis, cold ones, hot nights and they take no prisoners while they're at it. The only podcast truly recorded live from a king size bed, accept no imitations.
howard:
Oh
franklin:
My Welcome, everybody, to uncle to Uncle, the first podcast to take place live from a king sized bed. We've done it all from recording in hedonism, to all the way to the Rock of Love tour bust. I'm your main host, Franklin, and as always I'm joined by the coolest uncle of my whole world, Uncle Howard.
howard:
Two eras, Nino seen a dick.
franklin:
Oh, no, Well, that's
howard:
That's
franklin:
the
howard:
a
franklin:
case.
howard:
one too
franklin:
I will call myself in Dick.
howard:
No dick.
franklin:
No dick. It is. I say I don't have a dick. Wow,
howard:
Well, I'm a bad bad man.
franklin:
I know. M. M.
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
So hold on a second
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
and Michael Jackson's hierarchy,
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
So man is like three
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
race, Istis two,
howard:
yeah.
franklin:
and devilish is at the top of number one.
howard:
I think that's fair.
franklin:
I guess that's pretty like. Would you rather somebody who's devilish or races?
howard:
Well, I mean the devil is the inventor of everything bad. right,
franklin:
Yeah, the tetons just like
howard:
Do you
franklin:
just
howard:
think the
franklin:
races.
howard:
devil is the most races Guy there is?
franklin:
That's a good question.
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
What's the landscape looking like at health?
howard:
Yeah, it's a very white.
franklin:
Well that, in that case, you know, Is the devil a white man.
howard:
You
franklin:
Well,
howard:
know
franklin:
I guess
howard:
what?
franklin:
in a lot of ways he is.
howard:
Yeah, well, he's all men
franklin:
He's all of that there.
howard:
well know because you know the Devil and all these these religious people from the Bibles right there from you know, Ancient Middle East in Africa,
franklin:
H.
howard:
Right. So were they all?
franklin:
I don't know.
howard:
Yeah, like Jesus, We wasn't. you know a white white man Brother.
franklin:
No, I know Jesus wasn't a white man. Give
howard:
Well,
franklin:
me a
howard:
so
franklin:
a.
howard:
God couldn't have been white either.
franklin:
No,
howard:
So
franklin:
ergo,
howard:
the
franklin:
the devil.
howard:
Yeah, the devils, also An Egyptian or something
franklin:
I thought the devils just like climb from like underneath the surface like they're like the mole. people.
howard:
You know now, Brother. let me tell you something about the story of the gods.
franklin:
Yeah, laid on me,
howard:
Yea, so God made the angels up in heaven, Bro, right, and they were all flying
franklin:
M.
howard:
around as happy as a beautiful little baby. And then the devil, he was one of the angels, and he said
franklin:
M. Damn.
howard:
Yeah, And then God said You get the fuck out of
franklin:
Yeah.
howard:
and he sent him down to hell.
franklin:
So God had helped Hell made already,
howard:
I, I don't know. Yeah, I guess so, because
franklin:
So is aware he
howard:
yeah,
franklin:
sending me.
howard:
it's like I've never heard of any ship. Let me make it up.
franklin:
It is really hot.
howard:
We're gonna make sure it's so hot and you're going to have a tail and be read from now on.
franklin:
Also, it was an angel bud before
howard:
Yeah, he was an angel, but but then he became, As you know, he became a real. be dazzled.
franklin:
The dam, and the devil's Elizabeth Early
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
Dan. That is awesome. thank you. Mark.
howard:
Uh,
franklin:
No complaints here.
howard:
That's cool. the devil. I don't understand. It seems like it's way easier to go to hell than it is to go to heaven. right?
franklin:
You know, I agree with that.
howard:
So
franklin:
it's a lot.
howard:
yeah, so if you're just like boosting up the devil, all your life would be cool. Go to hell. So you like you've always been my writer. Die.
franklin:
There's There's a quote that that I misconstrue from time of time, but it's uh, I'd rather I'd rather suck dick with the sinners than get sucked off with the saints.
howard:
Yeah, that's beautifully said
franklin:
That She. you know who I thought interpreted the Devil quite well, was in
howard:
Garth Mall.
franklin:
the dark mall. No, no, no, no, and Bill Ted's bogus journey.
howard:
Oh, yeah, he was scary in the E. but he was a nice guy.
franklin:
He sent them to the Grim Reaper
howard:
Oh, the
franklin:
and
howard:
Reaper was nice. that's right.
franklin:
Reaper was nice. Yes,
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
but Reaper had to had some association with the devil because the devil was just like. All right. You know enough of you two clowns. You're going over to meet the Reaper.
howard:
Yeah, that's that's. That movie was a pretty bogus journey. In some ways,
franklin:
You see, I've had this discussion with a lot of people. But are
howard:
It's
franklin:
you a
howard:
cool.
franklin:
bogus journey or an excellent adventure
howard:
I'm a
franklin:
guy?
howard:
bogus journey guy man. that's
franklin:
Really?
howard:
a way better. Yeah, it's cooler.
franklin:
M. Hm,
howard:
There's a rap. They say some words that you can't say in today's cancel culture.
franklin:
And then he said Those step or than the first one as well,
howard:
Yeah, but now Bill and Ted's gon woke dude.
franklin:
Face the music was good.
howard:
I didn't see it. Actually, I need to say that,
franklin:
It was good. Look. here's a lot of that charm. It
howard:
yeah.
franklin:
is good. There's a lot of the charm that's still there. You know. Obviously, you know Bill and Ted, one of my favorite movies growing up,
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
So there's some emotional attachment that like well, you know, but I thought I thought this one had a lot of charm. Beautiful. That's all right. Gunnery paid me off
howard:
M.
franklin:
to like villain, Ted's face, The music.
howard:
What if Billanted met new gun Ray,
franklin:
You know what I was thinking about the other day
howard:
They'd be like now.
franklin:
Nude, Leave me alone.
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
He would hate them. he
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
would
howard:
you.
franklin:
hate them.
howard:
you're excited for him.
franklin:
Yeah, the new gun Ryme charger,
howard:
No, I don't think so.
franklin:
Not
howard:
No, he didn't really meet anybody.
franklin:
Well, you met. you met Queen Am. Dalla.
howard:
Hey, sure they'll meet An again,
franklin:
No, I didn't meet Anikin.
howard:
Didn't he?
franklin:
No,
howard:
Oh, I thought he got who. wasn't
franklin:
Oh,
howard:
he?
franklin:
and
howard:
At the
franklin:
then
howard:
end?
franklin:
he ad
howard:
A
franklin:
got killed your rights. and that was Peter Bro.
howard:
wow,
franklin:
That was Vater.
howard:
I don't. Yeah. I guess that's true.
franklin:
Vater, killed the younglings. That Anikin.
howard:
Yeah, you're right, brother.
franklin:
It's kind of like on this reality show Below deck,
howard:
M. hm.
franklin:
there's this guy Ashton, right,
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
but like he doesn't apologize when he does something fucked up when he's drunk, Because that wasn't him that was smashed in, So
howard:
Oh yeah.
franklin:
yeah, he's like No, that that was a me mate that was smashed on that that broke your D J. equipment.
howard:
That's pretty cool.
franklin:
So
howard:
That's a good. get out of jail free.
franklin:
Yeah, we got to develop drunken alter egos that we could
howard:
You could be drinking.
franklin:
Franklin. It
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
was me. It was rankling
howard:
don't know. Howard's a hard one to think
franklin:
Howard
howard:
of
franklin:
towards a tough one. Huh,
howard:
a
franklin:
yeah,
howard:
like,
franklin:
yeah, that's a tough one.
howard:
scowered,
franklin:
Happy, happy, Howard.
howard:
happy
franklin:
happy Howard, Howard,
howard:
happy happy hour. Howard. I love
franklin:
Yeah,
howard:
that.
franklin:
or Howard and dranklin,
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
we got our morning shock jock personas.
howard:
Yeah, that's on like Friday, as we're like. Well, you know, it's been just Howard and Franklin on Monday through Thursday, but on Friday we were
franklin:
Well,
howard:
turning it up, Brother.
franklin:
it's dranklin and Happy or Howard.
howard:
What are you guys drinking tonight? Are you in the commute? Are you at work right now and
franklin:
Top
howard:
then a bunch?
franklin:
one. open.
howard:
pop one and pop one. Open Your receptionist at a hair salon.
franklin:
All right, Your reception is a arisloni'm. a
howard:
Might
franklin:
fucking
howard:
as well
franklin:
beer.
howard:
be during again, Brother.
franklin:
Why can't they drink
howard:
Yeah, I don't want the receptionist the hair salon to be parting.
franklin:
Fright you on't. want anybody having a good time, do you?
howard:
No, no one can have fun, but in a
franklin:
I hate? I hate that that boss, the mayor, the dean,
howard:
Yeah, the den, Ambrose.
franklin:
Quite frankly, anybody named Dean, Yeah,
howard:
No, I know, Wen Dan is a hell of a guy. He's the third uncle. As far as I'm concerned,
franklin:
The third uncle. That's a very bold statement.
howard:
Yeah, he's an uncle. He's a friend and he's a hell of a hell of a head of hair on him.
franklin:
Yeah, Yeah, all those things true,
howard:
You know he never sleeps. You've
franklin:
Right
howard:
heard of the city that never sleeps, And this is the guy who never sleeps.
franklin:
That he doesn't.
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
Dean's up late. You think Dan was up to hear that news?
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
Was that that was in the date? That was like a five o'clock though,
howard:
Yeah, that was in the daytime That bucked up because it was a little bit after Fera Fosset had died.
franklin:
Yeah,
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
that's a tough break.
howard:
yeah, and then like a day later they had the earthquake in Japan, right,
franklin:
So that just fucking you think Michael Jackson just got overshadowed by that.
howard:
Yeah, no
franklin:
I think
howard:
one.
franklin:
those people in the earthquake kind overshadowed by Michael Jackson.
howard:
It was like messed up both ways. Neither of them got a chance to breathe. You know,
franklin:
No, None of the three parties, the
howard:
We
franklin:
two
howard:
could
franklin:
celebrities
howard:
have spread that out.
franklin:
and the thousands of people that perished.
howard:
Yeah, let's say fucushima happened on March sixth, March sixteenth, two thousand, twenty two. What?
franklin:
What?
howard:
No, two thousand eleven?
franklin:
Well,
howard:
I
franklin:
that's
howard:
don't.
franklin:
some time. then?
howard:
There's too many earthquakes nowadays. I can't keep
franklin:
Yeah,
howard:
track of us all.
franklin:
maybe
howard:
The
franklin:
you're
howard:
Fcushima
franklin:
thinking
howard:
was the new clear that the earthquake was the to hok,
franklin:
These nuclear
howard:
But that was
franklin:
disasters.
howard:
in March two. If you're if you're going to Japan, don't go in March.
franklin:
Loki refused to work one of the places in Japan, Because like it's too close to a disaster site.
howard:
Whoa,
franklin:
Yeah,
howard:
Oh, you know what. They didn't even die in the same year, Michael Jackson in two Thousan nine, You know what it was? I was watching it on the same T. V. Though
franklin:
Well, why do these celebrities always die like at a reasonable hour? Why is it never like at four a M? It's like. Oh damn so. And so I just did.
howard:
Your phone buzzes like a number alert
franklin:
Yeah.
howard:
And Bancroft died.
franklin:
Yeah, Right. that
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
means some ship.
howard:
that would be some ship man. Can you imagine you wait? Your long goes off in the Rumaclanahan
franklin:
It's announced. The. what's that?
howard:
Lane, Hans died.
franklin:
No? Oh God, what was murder? She Rome's name,
howard:
Oh,
franklin:
Jessica
howard:
Angela
franklin:
flatter,
howard:
lands,
franklin:
Yeah,
howard:
berry. Yeah, just
franklin:
your
howard:
weather
franklin:
fucking
howard:
Wakes you up in the middle of the night.
franklin:
God.
howard:
you know, I got. I got a shoot though, for real brother, anybody doesn't keep their phone on mute at night times a mark.
franklin:
I'm worried I might not get my alarm. That's
howard:
Oh,
franklin:
why
howard:
no, you put it on, Dude on to stir, but your alarm will always go beat deep.
franklin:
I'm afraid it won't. I don't know.
howard:
I guarantee it will.
franklin:
I do wake up at night because
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
like
howard:
sometimes I have an idea. I have to text you.
franklin:
Yeah, I do that. That's that's fine that I do appreciate you know, but there's too many group chats with you West Coast Aletes
howard:
Yeah.
franklin:
that it goes off. and what's app? I don't know how to just like silence. It is either the loudest notification on Earth or I never get it.
howard:
Yeah, it is better never to get it.
franklin:
What's up? Great, The whole thing. Okay, what's up with you, big man?
howard:
You know, I thought of a good idea. Actually, today, Franklin on how we can get bigger and more
franklin:
God,
howard:
more popular, famous and and create a little bit of buzz in the biz.
franklin:
Oh, lay it on me due, because I I want to hear this. I don't know what to do to expand. Our numbers
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
are just the same.
howard:
yeah, well, that's really good, though, in a lot
franklin:
That's
howard:
of ways
franklin:
that is good. Don't
howard:
you know
franklin:
get me wrong,
howard:
the issue with the earth's climate is that the numbers keep changing when they should say the same,
franklin:
Right, right,
howard:
So
franklin:
right,
howard:
our, our numbers are not like Clanitchange. Now you know what people like best out of the content that they consume, especially on the Internet. It's not jokes.
franklin:
M, hm,
howard:
it's not you know. funny little asides and bits. They like
franklin:
Hm,
howard:
to be told that they're extra smart because of what they're listening to or
franklin:
Oh,
howard:
hearing. so, but how do we convince people they're smart Franklin by saying stuff that everybody knows is True, but we act like it's controvert,
franklin:
Oh my God,
howard:
So we could be. We could say something like You know, maybe Nancy Palos or Margery Taylor Green, don't want you to know this, but Santa Claus has always been a Christmas guy.
franklin:
They don't they want to deny you of that fact,
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
don't they?
howard:
and then everybody is going to be like. Oh, yeah, I knew that I must be smarter than them, too.
franklin:
I don't care what anybody has to say, but you know what. when you're talking Tom Crews, you're talking one of the greatest actors. Now, A lot of people don't want you to know this. A lot of people might disagree. I don't care. Tom Cruises work in Top Gun. Phenomenal.
howard:
Yeah, and then you know and then people are going to be like. Yeah, that's really true and they'll start fighting with other people about it. Maybe they'll find some guy who is like, I tell them crass. Okay, I don't know, and then we'll we'll be like. Kill them. Basically,
franklin:
Let them come.
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
I need to speak to you about whose
howard:
M,
franklin:
cock cock cruises sucking. Sorry
howard:
That's
franklin:
that
howard:
unconfirmed.
franklin:
that. I didn't mean. I didn't mean to say I was. it was you know,
howard:
You've been
franklin:
attribute
howard:
taking your
franklin:
to our
howard:
pills, brother.
franklin:
I gotta. I gotta o. man. Where are my game pills? dude? I gotta. I'm a little bit short man, I'm a
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
little. There we go. Is that from the office?
howard:
I don't know where that's from.
franklin:
We're having clips from the office. Now Is this
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
is this?
howard:
that's
franklin:
Now?
howard:
epic.
franklin:
How about you get Rain, Wilson?
howard:
Oh, Because
franklin:
I really like your idea.
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
This is like a genuinely a good thing. I mean, we'd have to ed this
howard:
It.
franklin:
out and just not ever let our audience know
howard:
Well,
franklin:
that we
howard:
I
franklin:
did.
howard:
mean the audience that listens now could be in on it
franklin:
M.
howard:
and you
franklin:
Hm.
howard:
know, help us out and say, like you know, obviously canial.
franklin:
Yeah,
howard:
Because then the more people say it. eventually there's going to be some dumdum is just like No, he's not,
franklin:
Yeah,
howard:
you know. And then that's that's our enemy, and then we all tear him apart.
franklin:
And it's like somebody famous. Huh,
howard:
Well, it could be so body. It'll probably start slow
franklin:
Okay,
howard:
like it'll just
franklin:
right,
howard:
start, you know, like, like Johnny winner dog, thirty two, some
franklin:
Yeah,
howard:
guy like that and we'll
franklin:
but
howard:
just
franklin:
then
howard:
be
franklin:
it turns
howard:
like this.
franklin:
into like, Oh, this. you know,
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
Michael
howard:
but
franklin:
Shay,
howard:
yeah, eventually Michael Jays and Santa Claus is in a Christ sky, Max Winburg, saying it.
franklin:
Man, the big too,
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
Pick two of Hollywood
howard:
Yeah, and then we just wrap them to pieces.
franklin:
Man. Oh man,
howard:
Yeah, because I was all these these these streamers, they're always getting fights now and they are always just the fans of one streamer, fighting the fans with the other. Seems like the streamers don't even have to do anything themselves.
franklin:
No, like, what's a go off King And I know
howard:
I don't.
franklin:
people like them and
howard:
I'm sure
franklin:
I'm
howard:
they're wonderful.
franklin:
I'm sure they're great, you guys. I'm sucking,
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
dude, and and like,
howard:
huge
franklin:
come
howard:
fan.
franklin:
down, come down and chop like. I'm
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
sure they're good, you guys.
howard:
yeah,
franklin:
I'm
howard:
come
franklin:
so sure.
howard:
my lady, come
franklin:
Yeah
howard:
come, my lady.
franklin:
that. yeah, you know a fucking crazy town.
howard:
Yeah, oh
franklin:
Podcasthif we do.
howard:
yeah, we could do one of our things we talk about, but you know everybody doesn't know it's true Will be like. like crazy talent was the best at performing butterfly.
franklin:
Crazy time was actually really punk rock.
howard:
Yeah, they were so punk dude.
franklin:
That's the thing people like like, Oh,
howard:
I,
franklin:
this thing, this thing that's that's not good, is actually, it's not that it's
howard:
Yeah.
franklin:
not good. It's actually punk rock.
howard:
yeah, No, it was actually like they were doing a lot of stuff about capitalism.
franklin:
A man too is actually really punk rock.
howard:
Yeah, I mean to point, because Ghost is fighting
franklin:
As
howard:
against capitalism.
franklin:
I had another idea that
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
I brought up to you briefly on a text chain,
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
and it was starting shell companies, but not shell companies, but shell podcasts
howard:
M.
franklin:
that we only do one episode on and we just used them that that fake podcast to net a celebrity. So like I had the idea, the of like an X podcast, but apparently on our discord somebody brought up That there's like twenty of them already, which is
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
insane,
howard:
yeah, but
franklin:
fucking
howard:
that's
franklin:
insane.
howard:
that's why we can get a power slap.
franklin:
Hooly,
howard:
I've
franklin:
ship.
howard:
already kind of connected with one of the power slap guys.
franklin:
You do a lot of things without consulting me, don't you?
howard:
Yeah, well, I asked if he would slap Rani Rad, and he said I'd sleep that move,
franklin:
Oh,
howard:
But
franklin:
damn.
howard:
also he was like I wouldn't want to, because he's like I am a rock and roller. This power slept.
franklin:
Oh, but like you would want to.
howard:
No, he was like he like it would hurt me, but I would do it, which actually is really cool. Because you slapped someone you don't like. Now a big deal.
franklin:
Yeah,
howard:
He slap someone you like
franklin:
That's
howard:
your,
franklin:
tough,
howard:
your psycho.
franklin:
eh, you might? they might need help. In all honesty,
howard:
Yeah, I don't know. Maybe they shouldn't have him show. you've
franklin:
No,
howard:
been watching Much power Slap Franklin. Checked it out yet.
franklin:
I haven't. I'm a before a W guy I love. I love watching the last seven minutes of Young Sheldon.
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
I've actually become a Young Sheldon, Truth or I think I don't. I don't watch it, but I could see that it's probably okay like I think
howard:
No,
franklin:
it's probably all right.
howard:
it's got crackt Nelson.
franklin:
There you go. there you go. That's no. that's right, Greg. I think it had Wallace Shawn as well
howard:
Oh, he'll do anything these days
franklin:
Notorious for his
howard:
Gossip
franklin:
outstanding
howard:
girl apparent.
franklin:
pussy eating. I was going to say
howard:
Oh yeah, he
franklin:
he's
howard:
doesn't.
franklin:
in Gossip Girl.
howard:
Yeah, he is a gossip girl.
franklin:
He's like sincerely, Gossip girl X o X O,
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Yeah, he's the gossip girl.
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You fool. You thought I was a young lady?
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what does the gossip girl even do Base? She's like I,
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She's a blogger.
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she's a blogger, but she's like.
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Yeah,
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Oh, I jerked off the captain of this. The team. here, it was
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Now
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whatever.
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she knows she'll be like. Looks like Blair got. my handler Has been watching Gossip
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Oh,
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girl.
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I love this. I never got into gossip girl, but I
howard:
Oh,
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think I could.
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yeah, I think you'd like it. It'll be like so no one knows who Gossip Girl is, But she narrates the episodes and she she'll say is Blair in over her haunches, with this polo playing mystery or something like that?
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He like head light.
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Yeah, yeah, she doesn't. She Anser speaks in headlines.
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So is that the length of her
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I shut
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post? Is she just titles just headlines?
howard:
Pretty much. Yeah, it's like you know. Oh, Chuck, looks like you're headed for another hostile take over.
franklin:
So that's the subject of a post. What's the body?
howard:
Ah,
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like?
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then then the show. Just you know, we see them acted out.
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Okay, So the body is just got it now.
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Yeah,
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Oh
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it's
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man,
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it's I got to admit. Actually, it's like I don't you know? It's one of those shows where I'll come in in the room. sit down and watch about ten minutes and then go away
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And you
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in that
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like it?
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that context.
franklin:
Okay? I like that. Yeah,
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Yeah,
franklin:
you know you wanted the grassy guy, but I think me and your handler have have a very similar taste in
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Yeah,
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our program
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yeah, and
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and A
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brother, you wouldn't guess who was in gossip world, Though
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I know who
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who?
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I know. Ask me. I already know what yo're gonna say. Can we say that the count of three,
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Yeah, one,
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one two three, Michelle
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Blake
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Lively.
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Okay,
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let's try it again.
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Okay one, two, three, Blake
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Step
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Lively.
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bolt,
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Who
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Stephen Baldwin.
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he's in it?
howard:
Yeah, brother,
franklin:
What is he? like? the principal?
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you need just some old nort.
franklin:
What's he to it? like the gossip girl?
howard:
He's like a business man.
franklin:
Is he dating Blank Lively?
howard:
No, he just kind of stands around and looks at them. He purses his
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lips
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squints.
howard:
and has blue eyes.
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I don't mean to be cross,
howard:
Yeah,
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but I think Steve Baldwin,
howard:
You don't need him.
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Though I'm not mean that the world does need we've
howard:
No,
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we've grown past the need.
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We.
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Society has grown past the need for Steve Fallin. No,
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
God, I was going to say, I think he's probably bad at eating pussy. Could I say that?
howard:
You can, brother. Well, I didn't mean that one.
franklin:
Well, okay? well, none the less, can I start that rumor, Stephen Baldwin
howard:
Yeah,
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terrible at close eating?
howard:
If any of our young lady listeners out there can corroborate that, let us know.
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Yeah,
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Yeah,
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yeah,
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if Stephen Buldin's ever unsatisfactorily done whatever he does to you.
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You
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Never,
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won't say it. You get me to say it. I won't
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if he's ever, you know. just kind of done. you know. what do you call it again, Franklin. You know, if he's
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You
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ever
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say you say for all its man? You have some fucking audio footage of your saying that man, fucking
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And
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hell,
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But that was the hardest thing I've ever had to say as a man,
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That's it. We have a conversation with a few of the guys and a few beers. and you talk about. No.
howard:
Steven Baldwin, Just going to town.
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Yes, just like I'm just picturing a thank you. thank you. big match, John for steering the show back on track. Here.
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He'll say it
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we'll
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if we
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say
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want.
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it.
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So it's not
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What. Have the idea?
howard:
Well, you know eating out exists. You just don't
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Like
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know.
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you don't know the other stuff
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Yeah.
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you doesn't go. I mean, I mean a lot of a lot of people would love that.
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Yeah, that might
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it is
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be
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just
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a pretty good thing.
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you. Just call it a day after that
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Yeah,
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is like. what about you? What about me were done? Ere I
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did ready at. I'm supposed to.
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Mission accomplished.
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Yeah,
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Okay would have
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now go.
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a right. right. Well, start reading up. You read a book afterwards or something.
howard:
Yeah. all right. well, good night.
franklin:
Good night. Get a little.
howard:
I shake your hand,
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Yeah, I guess
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Man was,
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so like. What would the Sexton be like? Just like,
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If you're that guy and
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If you're that
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now
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guy, I
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can't wait to go to do
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it?
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that.
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it's like I'm rubbing, running my hand up your thigh And then now I went up your side. Now, my hands up on your arm. now my hands on your face. Oh, I'd love to bend you over and leave you there.
franklin:
Yeah, I guess my point is like. They guess they wouldn't be receptive to the other stuff Like Oh, and I can't wait to start. start. grab, you know, jerking you off and like, uh, thanks. I guess
howard:
Kind of weird. but okay,
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Okay, back on track here. Yeah,
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That's that's a cool guy. We just
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that's a cool
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guy. This, this is a character right, This is that
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yeah,
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you can
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Like
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sell.
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this is a character right here.
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this is. this is going to pitch this to geniuses at a t. V.
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Whoops.
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Okay
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mean that one.
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That's fine. That one's all right, Man,
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I tried something.
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It's okay. It's
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I was
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very.
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trying to program the computer.
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It is very difficult to navigate.
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Uh,
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Hm.
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like you can't just scroll down like the tool bar. The address bar.
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I think
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You have.
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we got there. Some of them are repeated in here now.
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Yeah, Some of them are repeated for the day that I lost that they weren't there and
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Yeah,
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I just had to upload them again. So you have like the jaw one or some other
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Yeah,
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ones that are just there twice.
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what I wouldn't give to get you down on your knees and then give you a big kiss on the forehead.
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The job was also notorious. both eaters. Okay, fine Pelly Moto did say they were furry.
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Oh, that's true. A yeah. she was like very free
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She even mimic
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to technique
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Yeah, he said, that's how they do it.
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I want more than anything. he had jobs. Face.
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No,
howard:
you don't want to see that.
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No, you can't break that you can't. you can't you know? There's there's two things, George Lucas. Well, one thing George Lucas always said.
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What's that brother?
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that has to remain a mystery
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forever?
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like that that you can't know. Like where
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Yeah,
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his from are like information about his species.
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Yeah,
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You don't get to know that
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yeah,
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Yeah,
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know or the you know where
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well. No, except yode
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jobs. whatever
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Their ears would be poking through their sides. More
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No, they smush them down.
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Mush them down. You hear
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My
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yourself.
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dog is poky up ears, but you can smoush her ears down, and sometimes if she is tired, her ears just lay down.
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They just lay down
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Yeah, it's cute.
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there, n't they're not. They're not Yodas. They stay. Speak differently.
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Well is a tricky little guy, isn't he actually Otis? Not very tricky
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Now you know, I saw a photo of Ut on the Internet Once you know what he was doing.
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Eating olives.
franklin:
Nope, keep thinking
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Why?
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we were talking about it three minutes
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Oh
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ago.
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yeah, I know what you're saying. he.
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It's a draw,
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Ah, he laid a lady down
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Kay,
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and he went to town on her boobs.
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Eh, sir.
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That's cool man.
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The olives One is a classic, Though
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I do love that all of like
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you like that one a
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that
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lot.
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one made me laugh, but I don't often laugh at stuff. I say I was laughing at that.
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That as funny.
howard:
Yeah, I want a little fun, Brother.
franklin:
So off air. you, uh, you reference something I didn't know about.
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Oh yeah, this
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so
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is. this
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yeah,
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is a historical event, Brother.
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You know, I've been reading Crazy from the Heat, written by David Le Wroth, on our patroon,
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M.
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and I wrote a good chapter recently about the Van Hailin reunion that just wasn't to be in the ninety seven
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and
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didn't get along
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Diamond
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you
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made a reference. Something I did not know about. What did you say?
howard:
So yeah, so local morning radio guys, dog, Joe and Dana, That's three people. one girl, Dana,
franklin:
Is she the voice of reason?
howard:
she is the voice. She's just always laughing at them, you
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M.
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know, like
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Hm.
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like Dog is like a pretty, like wild guy and he's like he's always. I read a little too much whiskey tomorrow yesterday morning and watching my watching my forty niners lose. So I ate a bunch of meat. No stuff like,
franklin:
I love it.
howard:
Yeah, I cool. and then Joe is kind of Ike. I'm more like literal guy like he's like. Oh man, you know when these guys are going to jail Like, shouldn't the point of it be to you know, get him better, not just drive him crazy and dogs like
franklin:
Okay.
howard:
you're crazy. And then Dana's just laughing the whole time
franklin:
No,
howard:
she doesn't. She. S just did it for the Joe, because I respect her.
franklin:
What hour do you listen to them
howard:
They're on at like eight in the morning.
franklin:
So like, But they like, start at like six, don't they?
howard:
They start way early.
franklin:
Jesus?
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Yeah,
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Yeah, that's let's all of them, isn't it?
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Yeah, it's like Paul and Young Wrong, Do
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of them early morning Jubleis, Nationally syndicate, Don't give me sturgeon. Him. He makes me sick, But
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Bubble the com sponge.
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the other day my handler tested me and just said, Have you heard of Baba the Love Sponge? and I said, Of course, and then she didn't follow up on it, so I don't know
franklin:
I think
howard:
what.
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it's the right course of action and then and then they took their things and left.
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Ah, she was like. A good enough. So anyway, a dog is a big fan of Hagar E Van Helen, He calls.
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M.
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He calls Damon Dave, cubic, Serconium, Dave.
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That is fucked and he wouldn't say it to his fucking face.
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No, because he would get critikicked if he said that ship
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M.
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man,
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Hm.
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But, but he was telling a story about Sammy. Heygar, had a dream the other night and it was this. This story is beautiful, Franklin. This touches my heart. Also, I can't play any more drops since he moved it
franklin:
How is this only happen with you,
howard:
Because I'm a bad boy.
franklin:
Man? I mean that's fine. Can I play a drop?
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I
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I guess
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try.
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let me see. I guess not.
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Damn it.
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this is only happening with you. This is so. fucking.
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I
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Did that work
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wait. do it again. Yeah, there it is.
franklin:
So well? Now I'm in charge here.
howard:
Okay. Well, I did a good job to start, Was the cream of the
franklin:
No, you weren't. That was an accident and not men. for that to be relevant,
howard:
listen anyway, Sam, but Sam Hagar had a dream that I came to him, you know, has gone to heaven. Now he's in heaven. The guitar
franklin:
Edward.
howard:
Edward Van Hale is gone to guitar. Happen where a shredding
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Hm,
howard:
up a storm like it's nothing, And he had a dream that Edi came to him and said Hey Jack, I want to teach you crazy little rift, and and in his dream he taught Sammy Hagar This rift was like.
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M,
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And then Sammy
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Hm,
howard:
Hagar woke up and he wrote it down. And now
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No
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they're
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ship.
howard:
going to make a song and it's called like thank you or something, That is going to be his tribute to Eddy, and it's just going to be all about him. Sure It was a guitar, but Edivanhalen hated Say, he was a money grubbing jerk.
franklin:
Yeah, no, that that I do recall. I read again a little bit about that in our patron
howard:
Yeah,
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and
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Then that would be Sammy. Icarsammyhiggar. did have a
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As that
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Sam had a hell of a good voice. Though Brother,
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Well, I'm not.
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myself.
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to get real into a van, Alan, You and me like
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We
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we,
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really do.
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we him as like an icon, but we need to get into him as a band. you know,
franklin:
Yeah, like I respect them for who they are, but their music. I can't say. I'm necessarily a huge fan of.
howard:
Yeah, but I don't know a lot of it. Not
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I
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mean
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Yeah, and I like Panama,
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And I like,
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Yeah, hey, and what about hot for teacher?
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Oh, this is just David Lero, Though,
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No, that's Van, Helen.
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Yeah,
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I got
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yeah,
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so bad
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But that's all.
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I'm hot
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it's all.
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for Franklin.
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Yeah, that's all David Leyrothara, Though,
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Yeah, but well, there was good to say, my hangar sometin about right now.
franklin:
Right now was really excellent and
howard:
Yeah, beautiful.
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right now was like the first music video. If you remember it, like words and stuff that was
howard:
Yeah,
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like
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it was like artistic.
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Was it was just like to like they had the pianos like. Oh ship, like
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
this is the most
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I remember
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important thing. the most important song of our life.
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Yea. I remember watching them being like. Oh, Wow, this is like religion.
franklin:
Yeah,
howard:
You know.
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right, it
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Yeah,
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was it was. You know. it's fucked up. If you look up right, look up right on like that's not
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Right
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right now.
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o, come?
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So in the right now you want me to read you some of the things that show
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Yeah,
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it
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says?
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Okay, Yeah, I will gladly do that after the You tube adds for jangling beer.
howard:
I know one thing I said which upset me, which was right now God is killing dogs and moms, because he has to.
franklin:
Fuck
howard:
Yeah, it's fucked up, dude.
franklin:
Right now, people are having unprotected sex
howard:
Yeah.
franklin:
right now. opportunity is passing you by. What the fuck fuck?
howard:
Yeah.
franklin:
you know? right now justice is being perverted in a court of law. What?
howard:
Oh, I bet it is Brother, and I bet I got something.
franklin:
Right now? Uh, guilt is turning someone inside out. That's kind of cool.
howard:
Yeah, right now someone is working too hard for a minimum wage.
franklin:
Yeah, that's
howard:
They
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still true.
howard:
then Vince, Socialism, bro.
franklin:
This is like the first podcast.
howard:
Yeah, it's the first podcast.
franklin:
Yeah, right now, Science is building a better tomato tomato I got right now. pigs are becoming lunch. That's
howard:
Oh,
franklin:
deep.
howard:
that is Rattle deep. dude. the song was also used in Chris.
franklin:
Yeah, that kind of lessons. The message, doesn't it?
howard:
Yeah, someone's working too hard for minimum wage, but on the other hand, we're doing pretty good.
franklin:
This is the last right now. Your memory is getting longer while your life is getting shorter. Fuck you,
howard:
Damn dude.
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Yeah.
howard:
His was cool. but Sarah Palon wanted to use it as her running music, and Alex and Eddie both said permission was not sought or granted. nor would it have been given,
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No ship. didn't Trump have an issue of Arrowsmith as well,
howard:
But Hagar said it would have been fine with him. Trump used the song. Yeah, I think so I know these
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He said
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last
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a season desist,
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Damn dude
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Arrow Smith did not want any part of Trump.
howard:
That Aron Smith, so fucking cool. dude.
franklin:
Yeah, I think he was the first person to dislike Trump.
howard:
Yeah, are Smith was like the first guy to hate Trump. Also, you know, my I was talking to my friend about. Are Smith, you know, Because he got in some trouble for some stuff he did in like the seven dies,
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Yeah,
howard:
but he, apparently he was like the first guy to admit it and be like that was really messed up Like I need to make amends for what I did. So
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So maybe Hampole rings the Chola funk out.
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Yeah, I d like to see shamhootlers shake Arrow Smith's hand.
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Yep, I would like to see that. Actually,
howard:
I would love to see that you know
franklin:
No,
howard:
what I, I'd love to see. I'd love to see a shampoodler in a dunk tank.
franklin:
Yeah, dunk tank that old That ould be good.
howard:
Yeah, with gellow and he's wearing a bakin.
franklin:
I've always been partial to your Jack Allison in the dung tank.
howard:
I know I know, but I don't talk to Jack. no more.
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The thing is, he would be so annoying after getting one. he's like, Oh, wow, now I'm moderately wet in
howard:
Yeah,
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a tank and I am sitting back.
howard:
no, it's ninety degrees outside and now I'm cool and wet.
franklin:
Yeah, like, Oh, this mother sucker, just want to get him again.
howard:
You know. it doesn't matter whether or not Jack goes in a dun tike or not, because he's already all wet
franklin:
I don't the quarts.
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Now that
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What?
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that's like a thing like people say about like a guy who, as like a like a loser you're like. Oh, you're
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And like
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all
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wet.
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seventies, Maybe
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Yeah,
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it's like a Tony Clifton insult,
howard:
boy, I must have gone fishing and caught Jack Allison because he's a cold fish and he's all wet.
franklin:
Cold fish, I've heard, but not
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Yeah,
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like all wet, all wet man, like
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yeah,
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you know,
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that's
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what people
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Shawn,
howard:
say.
franklin:
when he gets them all wet, it's it's It's a different type.
howard:
That's Ah. That's when it's going down their boobs. Hey man, that ain't nice.
franklin:
Well, you're getting the word wrong. Is that
howard:
No, it's like you say you're all wet man
franklin:
Okay?
howard:
foe. you're all. You're nothing but a funk.
franklin:
M?
howard:
You're all wet.
franklin:
I guess I guess
howard:
It's like that's right. It is you want. if you're If you're a little guy going around with a sling shot in your back
franklin:
Hm.
howard:
pocket and a frog and a propeller hat? You're calling people all wet.
franklin:
There we go. anyways.
howard:
That guy's a
franklin:
what's that?
howard:
one of them in between our kids. Is that a new show? I saw
franklin:
No ship?
howard:
you know.
franklin:
Which one?
howard:
Good herd.
franklin:
Oh, well, it's like all right.
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
That's actually,
howard:
At
franklin:
you know
howard:
one you are.
franklin:
quoted. That was great. That was great. So I hope there's an inbetweeners tour of England, Like you know, We have the Sex in City tour in
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
New York City. Of Like you go to Magnolia's, you know, and I go to like one of the. I guess it's like pubs
howard:
Wouldn't
franklin:
in
howard:
be sick if they did an in between Ers. come to America thing, kind
franklin:
Yo.
howard:
of like man. Imagine them meeting all these fit birds over here.
franklin:
Oh my God, they would have know that they got to go to South Beach.
howard:
Yeah, they got to go to South Bitch. They got to go to Hollywood,
franklin:
Oh my God, Yeah, Holly would be dope too. It was like you know, they just saw like Russell Crow and he like fights, one of them or something.
howard:
And they would. They would have to go to like Williamsburg, And he said likehipsters
franklin:
Yeah, Yeah,
howard:
Because just that would be funny. You know,
franklin:
that
howard:
I don't
franklin:
would
howard:
think.
franklin:
be funny. I like.
howard:
yeah,
franklin:
Hey, these birds having a laugh here.
howard:
And like, Actually, you're incredibly problematic or whatever,
franklin:
Ah, I think J would be considered
howard:
J would be pretty problematic.
franklin:
it is.
howard:
She's dripping wet. she is.
franklin:
There's a line from the in between hers. If it's
howard:
You can quote it. It's fine.
franklin:
Thanks, it's just follow the puddles, mate. She's that freaking web for you.
howard:
M
franklin:
It just sounds ridiculous.
howard:
As Iris cool.
franklin:
That's cool. but it's like they have an ailment.
howard:
Yeah, they do. brother.
franklin:
So we were speaking of Trump earlier
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
and
howard:
love
franklin:
I was
howard:
him.
franklin:
thinking that you know, thinking back that Trump was at the premier of the Fantom Menace,
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
Do you think Trump took anything away from gun raise trade policy?
howard:
I think he thought it was a very funny character. George.
franklin:
Love him.
howard:
I didn't understand a thing about the movie, but that new gun was laughing.
franklin:
Yeah, Oh, mad,
howard:
I don't know. I think maybe he learned something from the trade policy as I think he.
franklin:
M
howard:
he. Do you think he got really worried about Anim during the podracing scene? He was like.
franklin:
Ink
howard:
Like this little boy is in terrible danger.
franklin:
George. I wouldn't let a child drive. I'm sorry, Gonna have to agree to disagree if you're there, George.
howard:
I would have George likes a Trump. He's a
franklin:
I don't
howard:
George
franklin:
think
howard:
is a
franklin:
so.
howard:
liberal right,
franklin:
George is very liberal. like, very, very, like
howard:
he's a left loon.
franklin:
his good people, man.
howard:
Yeah, we'll see how that was good. That was good a Trump. Don't worry about that. If I knew like, I'm trying to think who my worst enemy is like. I mean, it's no one's business who it is, but if I knew if I knew Sis wanted to get him, I'd keep my mouth,
franklin:
You're dick.
howard:
Dude. That's between them and I, as I'm not getting in between
franklin:
Yeah,
howard:
Isis.
franklin:
that's that's true. I just I got no. I got no heat with you.
howard:
Yeah, you got to do what you got to do. Leave me out
franklin:
I
howard:
of
franklin:
got
howard:
it.
franklin:
no review man.
howard:
Yeah, Sis ain't never done nothing to me, man.
franklin:
Yeah, it's like when a face wrestler doesn't come to the rescue of another face that's getting beat down and it's like
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
Hey, I got no heat with you, man,
howard:
yeah, like hey, I was on my own for that
franklin:
It's like
howard:
one.
franklin:
when the like the rock wouldn't save stone cold from a beat down. It's like Hey, that's between you and them. like,
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
like you're still a face. but like you don't get involved in that bullshit
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
like that ain't your battle.
howard:
what if in rustling, every face and every heel had to stick up for each other, though,
franklin:
So yeah, I think they already kind of do, which is a bit of a problem. To some
howard:
Then
franklin:
extent,
howard:
yeah,
franklin:
it's
howard:
every
franklin:
like Hook
howard:
ship.
franklin:
and Jungle Boy.
howard:
Yeah, hey, we're both good guys.
franklin:
Yeah, like
howard:
you know,
franklin:
No,
howard:
I thought they both love sex.
franklin:
Not as much as Wallace Shawn.
howard:
Wallace Jawn taught him everything you know.
franklin:
Yeah, so
howard:
Oh man.
franklin:
big
howard:
yeah,
franklin:
man, we have traditions here in the king size bed, don't we?
howard:
We sure do, Brother and we
franklin:
and we
howard:
love
franklin:
love
howard:
him.
franklin:
to sit down and watch. That's
howard:
Oh,
franklin:
all right.
howard:
you had it.
franklin:
I did have it. I thought I was gone, but then I typed an mo into the media bank, and there it was
howard:
That's
franklin:
so
howard:
beautiful.
franklin:
every single night Me and my uncle had already like to sit down in our king sized bed, Watch a couple of movies, and this week well, my movie is very long and quite frankly not very good. It's called ternobal.
howard:
Oh
franklin:
at.
howard:
sounds boring.
franklin:
It is boring and we don't have a choice but to watch it
howard:
Yeah, that's
franklin:
because
howard:
the rules.
franklin:
yeah, now you know you think it might be okay because you got Stellans scars guard, isn't
howard:
Oh
franklin:
it?
howard:
yeah.
franklin:
That's right for And or
howard:
Yep. from Avengers one.
franklin:
From Avengers, One from Andor? So you got a guy from Star Wars and Andor And
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
then yet something? Yet? The role he's in is just like a politic. His name is like Boris or something other, and they're just like you have to hide that this as that this could have been prevented.
howard:
Bro. I don't care. That sounds boring
franklin:
I don't understand, and I mentioned this earlier in the discord. Why do white people need to feel depressed?
howard:
Because their lives are good. Otherwise
franklin:
That's
howard:
I think
franklin:
that's
howard:
that's it. You know.
franklin:
that you nail it on the head. Because
howard:
my
franklin:
the like, there's
howard:
life
franklin:
no point
howard:
is
franklin:
to
howard:
too
franklin:
this
howard:
easy. I better listen to a song where a little nerve strums in acoustic guitar.
franklin:
That's dead on this. there's just one. So get this. This is what I recall from having it on in the background.
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
Uh, there's some mine workers like coal mines and
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
like it's very hot there and the guys like we need a fans like we can't give you a fan because you be breathing in some toxic ship, and I gus. They're trying to stop the spread right
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
And so they're working naked. So you've seeing all these guys butts. You're seeing all their dicks and they're just working in the minds naked. You
howard:
Nice.
franklin:
know. Well, Yeah, that's nice and that's cool
howard:
Yeah.
franklin:
now. But like
howard:
that's
franklin:
I didn't know that was going to happen either. Like I wish
howard:
Oh,
franklin:
I wish I
howard:
you
franklin:
had
howard:
weren't
franklin:
a warning
howard:
ready.
franklin:
before that scene.
howard:
Yeah, so you could have paused it.
franklin:
You know, they've put in like great shape. They're just like regular Joe's.
howard:
Oh, well,
franklin:
Yeah, this is like Channing Tatum and fucking Miles Teller. Dude.
howard:
You
franklin:
this
howard:
know
franklin:
is just
howard:
everybody deserves a chance.
franklin:
Okay. Okay. Well, it ain't for me all right,
howard:
Okay,
franklin:
An I put it that way. it ain't for me.
howard:
all right, fair enough.
franklin:
So you know you got these naked guys. Okay? Great, whatever that was cool. You guys can work naked and in a coal mine, guys. I ain't going to stop you, brother. I ain't gonna. I ain't goin to put a t shirt on your back.
howard:
Hm,
franklin:
But so then you see some burned victims and some fucking. And just like Oh, that's gross. It's like my husband's dying and just like a lot of people are dying, Mam, and then it's just Oh my God, it's so fucking boring. It's so bad. I hate
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
it so much
howard:
no man. I can't
franklin:
Why
howard:
wait to watch it tonight.
franklin:
I'm sorry that it's happening, but is that why people don't like Crag Mason, Because I wasn't paying attention to that on Twitter and like they don't like him because he did that show or they don't like him Because politics, or hang over to what
howard:
I thought. Oh yeah, I thought he did hang over to man
franklin:
He did do, Hang over two. and then he does this. He lays an egg here. This wasn't funny at all.
howard:
Hanover To. Wasn't that funny. Either,
franklin:
I mean, okay, but
howard:
Hang
franklin:
it was a
howard:
over
franklin:
lot funnier than
howard:
one
franklin:
sure.
howard:
as
franklin:
noble.
howard:
good as hell when he did the last of us to this guy sucks
franklin:
They call it T lou, If you,
howard:
Tealihgentl.
franklin:
if you tel, they hate the hate ackernntlou. M,
howard:
cute little baby.
franklin:
And of course that's depressing too, because you know you know, you know
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
it's
howard:
because it's got some whites in it, Dude.
franklin:
well well as Pedro. It has demande louring. That's not. That's no white.
howard:
Well, No, it's not, but it's still that shows four whites.
franklin:
It is four whites. it is four whites. that's for that's for sure, and I've tried watching that as well. I got to season three of it and I'm just not a fan.
howard:
Yeah, No, I beat it, but I didn't
franklin:
You
howard:
like
franklin:
beat the
howard:
it.
franklin:
peat. The game. That's right.
howard:
Yeah, I beat the show. A finished.
franklin:
So it was like a Choose your own adventure type thing.
howard:
Yeah, I was like. You know, Hey, do you want to fight the zombies or do
franklin:
Yeah,
howard:
you want to hide? and I said, Oh, let's hide
franklin:
You
howard:
this time.
franklin:
want to know? It's funny. Actually that you bring that up.
howard:
M.
franklin:
Me and Bert did the Netflix. Uh, The The Undertaker inter, active one.
howard:
Yeah, was
franklin:
The,
howard:
it cool?
franklin:
theoretically, it couldn't go on forever if you don't like, you know with the new day, you know with the new day right, and like,
howard:
Yeah?
franklin:
you could go on their three adventures, and like so the new the new Close have a choice. like state, you know Night as a group, or side with the Undertaker and turn their backs on the new Day. So Me and
howard:
Oh,
franklin:
Bert kept selecting Okay, Co people side with the Undertaker. Okay, Big Evil side with the Undertaker, Examivil side with the Undertaker, And it just kept going. We had to unite and that was the only way for the show to end
howard:
That's embarrassing.
franklin:
Like the thing. In theory, it's only forty five minutes. Me and Bert
howard:
Yeah.
franklin:
were watching it for an hour and a half So bad I hated
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
it. You do it. You do the damn thing, dude, I
howard:
Okay,
franklin:
urge you.
howard:
I don't do it. It would be you know. it would be cool. Actually, if Bigge joined with the Undertaker,
franklin:
M.
howard:
make him like a dark sighted wrestler.
franklin:
Yeah, that'd be sick.
howard:
Yeah, he might as well be dark. cited. he's like to. He's too cool to be a happy guy.
franklin:
He is too cool to be a happy guy.
howard:
Yea, no one wants to see that.
franklin:
Yeah, he needs to get revenge on whatever fucking guy injured him. Man,
howard:
Yeah, brick back Ton or whatever.
franklin:
It was like the British guy with like no Ne pads
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
and the flat Dom de Louise hat.
howard:
Yeah, yeah, Don Delouise would be a help.
franklin:
I heard he died.
howard:
Yeah, I may rest in peace.
franklin:
M.
howard:
Well, I can't wait to watch this movie. Did you know also that Crag Mason wrote the Huntsman of Winters, War?
franklin:
No,
howard:
Yeah
franklin:
That's
howard:
is
franklin:
a
howard:
quite a talent.
franklin:
fucking. Is that why people they're like in when they re not like like? Oh, he's a neo liberal
howard:
He also wrote Senseless with a Marlin, Weans, David
franklin:
And
howard:
Spade,
franklin:
David
howard:
And
franklin:
Spade
howard:
you will.
franklin:
dude. Okay, maybe he's all right,
howard:
Yeah, I was pretty cool.
franklin:
S pretty cool man,
howard:
All right. We're gonna on our uncle, Uncle Rushmore, We're going to put Craig Mason,
franklin:
Conrad Murray,
howard:
Dr. Conrad Murray,
franklin:
Rocky,
howard:
Donna Draco
franklin:
Oki Donadierico,
howard:
and Rock for Equality,
franklin:
Yeah, Yasmin Bleat,
howard:
Jasmin Belief, Carmen Electra,
franklin:
Oh
howard:
Pamela
franklin:
yeah.
howard:
Anderson,
franklin:
that's right, Pam Anderson. An that's a good one.
howard:
Panis,
franklin:
The Pammy, the pay Virgin Cola bottle.
howard:
Yeah, that's something for Daddy. I picked a boring movie too
franklin:
Oh boy, lay it on me, man,
howard:
Well.
franklin:
I guess we're in it for tonight.
howard:
We watched it last time, I think, but I don't know that we got it all. I feel like maybe there's something O this movie that we didn't pick up,
franklin:
Oh no.
howard:
and I think
franklin:
what is it?
howard:
it deserves another watch. I think we should watch Black Panther to Wakonda forever once again,
franklin:
Well, look, it is a great movie. Don't get me wrong.
howard:
It's one of the best movies
franklin:
Yes, but it's
howard:
so,
franklin:
but,
howard:
but it's more.
franklin:
but it's so bored and so bad like
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
I can't stand it.
howard:
That's why we got to watch it again
franklin:
Maybe
howard:
because
franklin:
it is
howard:
I
franklin:
good.
howard:
think we watched it wrong.
franklin:
We may have watched it wrong. Like, Don't get me wrong. It's great,
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
but like,
howard:
it's like so amazing,
franklin:
But like
howard:
but
franklin:
I found myself getting really bored in the beginning and really bored in the middle.
howard:
Yeah and so bored at the end.
franklin:
I was really hoping for it to end what it did.
howard:
Yeah, it was so boring that at points I was getting actively angry at it,
franklin:
That's right. yeah, yeah, like
howard:
But I
franklin:
it's
howard:
think it's really good though.
franklin:
yeah. yeah, like it's really good. Like don't get me wrong here. you
howard:
Yeah.
franklin:
know, it's just like there's no resolution. That just kind of stopped fighting and
howard:
Yeah, let's
franklin:
I'm not
howard:
say hey.
franklin:
crazy
howard:
let's
franklin:
about that
howard:
call it. Let's call it a draw.
franklin:
And then like you don't see the suit until like almost two hours into the movie. Like you don't see
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
the black Panther suit?
howard:
Yeah, I know, and there's there's a t. h girl who builds a little iron Man's suit, and then at the end she says I get to keep that instead of letting the girl take her suit back, which
franklin:
Yeah,
howard:
is cool like
franklin:
yeah,
howard:
that's.
franklin:
that's fine. I guess
howard:
Yeah, I loved that.
franklin:
Yeah. Yeah,
howard:
Keep that away from
franklin:
I liked how Elaine was in it and was
howard:
Yea.
franklin:
still really boring in that. Somehow,
howard:
she wasn't funny. She never pushed her X husband and said, Get out.
franklin:
Yeah, she did
howard:
How typical with that?
franklin:
Right. the guy who is not Agent Coulson, but he's
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
essentially Agent Colson, is also in that
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
and
howard:
he's very funny
franklin:
oh yeah, he's I mean, it's a fantastic movie, but man, I don't
howard:
Right.
franklin:
know if I can get through that again.
howard:
I would rather watch internals again than watch Black Paofi.
franklin:
Would you go
howard:
Go.
franklin:
that you know, I laughed at some points in internals.
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
I
howard:
Komal was funny. He was legit funny in it,
franklin:
Like there is something like I am not advocating for fucking internals.
howard:
But on
franklin:
God
howard:
the other hand it was very good.
franklin:
Like like, When you're talking about Cona forever, you're talking a great movie. It's just it's just like not. It's just not very entertaining. you know
howard:
Now
franklin:
like it's not. It's not entertaining at all.
howard:
it's so boring. but on the other hand it's so good.
franklin:
Oh, dude, like fucking like great movie. But yeah,
howard:
It's like perfect movie and a lot.
franklin:
In many ways you could. you could say that it is the quintessential perfect. you know movie.
howard:
I like to how. the Namur.
franklin:
Sorry,
howard:
Yeah, well, that was a good good night of movies for oh
franklin:
Yeah,
howard:
no, every
franklin:
you see. what
howard:
falling
franklin:
are you doing?
howard:
up,
franklin:
Man?
howard:
my cat jumped up on my lap and
franklin:
Oh,
howard:
knocked my phone off the lap.
franklin:
okay, see, I don't mind when it's the cat. I naturally assumed even thou. I'm in the same room with you that
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
it was some. You know, I apologize. I apologize.
howard:
I got that back
franklin:
What's that?
howard:
and did you hear that?
franklin:
You got it back? Well, it's a fucking miracle here.
howard:
Yeah, the bar is fucking closed.
franklin:
Yeah,
howard:
M.
franklin:
this fucking hilarious right.
howard:
Do you want to do a couple of questions from our dingdongs?
franklin:
Yeah, oh man. I wish you didn't say that fifty seven minutes in. but yeah,
howard:
Yeah, we'll just do two of them.
franklin:
I got two. All right.
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
Yes,
howard:
I got twenty two. Um,
franklin:
All right. There
howard:
let's
franklin:
are some good ones though that
howard:
yeah, there are some good ones.
franklin:
they do deserve us to answer them. I'm
howard:
Did
franklin:
just
howard:
we answer this question from Dock about the celebrity Cause? I think we did right.
franklin:
No, we didn't. It was a good question too.
howard:
Yeah, Okay, those from the dock. He's one of the best.
franklin:
If the uncles had to get celebes together to sing a song for a cause, who would be the Caleb to sing this? What would be the song and what would be the cause? So I don't know what the song would be. I would want a custom song, because don't think
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
it was
howard:
an original.
franklin:
Children of the World, an original song.
howard:
Yeah, I think so.
franklin:
So like, Yeah, I would want a Taylor to the cause
howard:
M
franklin:
and my cause would be uh, bringing awareness to not discriminate against people who urinate in bottle. Because you don't know why they pison bottles, they might have a legit reason to piston bottles.
howard:
Beautiful.
franklin:
So for bottle, Piers is the cause, and the Caleb would be Richard Greco,
howard:
Uh,
franklin:
Chris Ko tan,
howard:
yeah,
franklin:
David Lira,
howard:
beautiful.
franklin:
Carman, Electra,
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
Yea, right. that's pretty good. you know Jennie Mccarthy.
howard:
M. hm,
franklin:
In you know Mandy more,
howard:
Yes, sir,
franklin:
Jessica Simpson,
howard:
Oh yeah,
franklin:
Yeah, that's about Elizabeth Harley,
howard:
All of the stars
franklin:
you, Hally, Barry.
howard:
Beverly D Angelo,
franklin:
That's really the Angel Hetherton, Angela Lansbury,
howard:
Oh no. that's a season, wonder, brother.
franklin:
Ah, you know all the grates and
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
you know, bring it awareness to ournading in bottles, because a lot of times people will pissin a bottle on. They'll get like scoffed for it. And
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
you don't know why they did it.
howard:
yeah. one. just because a man pissed in a bottle doesn't mean you should piss on his dreams.
franklin:
You can't define a person because they've pissed in a bottle before
howard:
No, that's not everything they are. it's just part of it.
franklin:
This. It's a big part of it.
howard:
Yeah, but not all of it
franklin:
Not
howard:
Joy.
franklin:
all of it. you're looking.
howard:
Yeah, I got to remind myself she got old. What? the?
franklin:
You look at her in the nineteen fifties.
howard:
Yeah?
franklin:
Great,
howard:
That's something else
franklin:
you look at her. Now
howard:
I intend. Fifty is. that must have been a hell of a time to be alive.
franklin:
Moving at the nineteen fifties, But
howard:
I don't know when they're back in the days though
franklin:
No, No, because, yeah, that the nineteen fifties. let me correct that the nineteen
howard:
The six
franklin:
sixties,
howard:
year.
franklin:
Sixties,
howard:
they're like the same dude. What's the difference?
franklin:
Joy Hatherton, Man,
howard:
Had I in status? I suppose,
franklin:
Yah
howard:
Oh yeah, I like she was on a boat and these sailors are taking a good look.
franklin:
Within you, Buddy,
howard:
I've been on a submarine for the last three years and I enjoy Hatherton is wearing a Unitard purring
franklin:
You
howard:
around
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might like your balls might break.
howard:
Ou know I might be the one who's teaching Wallace Shawn something.
franklin:
Yeah, You want to get the next one here?
howard:
Ah, let me tak lookrestop. That
franklin:
No, that's okay. it's okay.
howard:
cats
franklin:
that's
howard:
are fighting with each other. Now?
franklin:
oh boy.
howard:
Okay, this is from a Ben. A text. Be it as Louise,
franklin:
Yeah,
howard:
he says, are the Creed films in the M. C U. Since Kill Monger dates Valcory from Thor in them, and is trained by Stacarogord from Guardians of the Galaxy, And it's going to fight Kang in the new one.
franklin:
Goddamn, our boy
howard:
I mean,
franklin:
did some work here,
howard:
Yeah, that is some six degrees a
franklin:
Man
howard:
kill
franklin:
and
howard:
monger.
franklin:
the car, o gord.
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
You'll never hear the stars of the bar of the horns.
howard:
Would be a ravager. No more,
franklin:
you'll never hear the hold, the ravages of your funerals like
howard:
M.
franklin:
I would be dead, dumb ass.
howard:
Dude. That would be devastating to hear, though, if someone
franklin:
Yeah,
howard:
told me that,
franklin:
the horns of the revenges will never blew your funeral.
howard:
Yeah, I'd be like fuck.
franklin:
The fuck me, weren't they at like a brothel when he said that,
howard:
Yeah, you're fight at a brothel.
franklin:
Yeah, man,
howard:
That's a bad dude man, Sticarogord. I mean that No, these movies aren't in M. C, just because like Sticarogord's way cooler than Rock, which I've never even seen a Rocky movie.
franklin:
I've never seen it. Despite having a terrible.
howard:
Can you guys chill out these cats? Frankly,
franklin:
Yeah,
howard:
I'm sorry
franklin:
man,
howard:
about
franklin:
they go at it sometimes, man, you know,
howard:
you know what they fight like dogs, even tho their cats
franklin:
Hey, listen up, cats.
howard:
All right, You want to get those next question Man?
franklin:
Yes, I do, actually let me pull it right up here. Could the flint stones kill the jet sins? Now, this is asked by our good friend Alex Farer,
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
and definitively unequivocally. Yes, it would be
howard:
Yes,
franklin:
a barbaric mess.
howard:
yeah, it would be a disaster. dude.
franklin:
God, it would be
howard:
yeah,
franklin:
a legit crime scene.
howard:
yeah, because the flinsones have savagery on their side.
franklin:
Yes,
howard:
The flivejesons are coddled their soft. They live in
franklin:
Hm,
howard:
their future technology world. They've got a robot made that does everything for them.
franklin:
To throw George on that fucking treadmill, Did you?
howard:
While Fred Funston, he can lift up an entire Bron source just by himself.
franklin:
That's right.
howard:
Yeahthat's, no contest. Bam. Bam is fucking strong as ship.
franklin:
Ambamis. enough alone, Man,
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
fucking, you know, the Heats player Edric at Bio, nicknamed
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
Bamatebio,
howard:
yeah,
franklin:
got that Nick name from his from his mom because he loved the Flint Stones.
howard:
Yeah, the only kid who ever. Dude.
franklin:
Yeah, like he's like. Yeah, season Seven is when it shows its its stride.
howard:
Yeah, I love when running around by stuff.
franklin:
Yeah, every episode of the Flood Stones is very unique.
howard:
M.
franklin:
Maybe like Veva Rock Vegas,
howard:
Oh, yeah, you know Stephen Baldwin was in one of them movies.
franklin:
He took the place of John Goodman. What a
howard:
It was
franklin:
fucking
howard:
a iperntat.
franklin:
down grade. a good man to a bad pussy eater.
howard:
He won't even at your pons, Aliens, Your boo,
franklin:
Okay, whatever,
howard:
Uh,
franklin:
Um,
howard:
well,
franklin:
there's another question here.
howard:
oh yeah,
franklin:
Let's see here. There's a couple of more. Isn't a question.
howard:
Oh,
franklin:
But have you ever heard the theory that they both existed in the post apocalyptic world where the rich lived in the clouds and the poor worked to rebuild Earth? Have you heard
howard:
Like
franklin:
of that?
howard:
Elysium, No,
franklin:
That's what
howard:
but
franklin:
John's talking about. That is Elysium.
howard:
ah, I have heard of it now. I'll probably watch Elysium tonight, though
franklin:
You've been on a kick of that
howard:
On a Blum
franklin:
district
howard:
camp,
franklin:
Nine
howard:
I mean, a Nate watched Chappy Brother That
franklin:
Go at four
howard:
people.
franklin:
a M.
howard:
Yeah, people make fun of that movie. Dude, that movie? Have you seen that Franklin? We seen
franklin:
That's
howard:
Chappy
franklin:
odd. it was fine.
howard:
this fucking good.
franklin:
Okay,
howard:
It's fucking good. dude,
franklin:
Yeah, that's
howard:
The
franklin:
good.
howard:
movies good.
franklin:
All right.
howard:
It's what is it?
franklin:
It's good.
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
cool.
howard:
Yeah, okay, we got another question. That's a good point, John. I haven't heard, But I think it's right.
franklin:
That's like that's you know. I thought they'd just lived at the top of the sky scrapers,
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
and
howard:
like Trump.
franklin:
like Trump, but I thought it ud be cool if the sky scrapers were all connected by funk. What are those things called man
howard:
Uh H, zip
franklin:
Escalators
howard:
lines.
franklin:
like the
howard:
Oh
franklin:
flat escalators at airports, Or you just connect
howard:
yeah,
franklin:
all the sky? Did that be cool to connect the sky scrapers to just like all these different, like fucking escalators at the
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
top.
howard:
you know in some big cities where it gets super cold like in Minneapolis, or whatever, they got those like, walk ways between buildings, So you don't
franklin:
Yeah,
howard:
have to go outside.
franklin:
why not have it at the fucking highest point in the building?
howard:
Yea, That way, You could be man on wire all the time.
franklin:
Holy shit.
howard:
That's beautiful.
franklin:
I think I think that's old.
howard:
No, we got here's one from astro prone.
franklin:
Oh, right right
howard:
Those guys so clutch. he's one of those dudes. He doesn't say anything except to just post content that you like to see,
franklin:
And
howard:
which,
franklin:
it's always funny.
howard:
Yeah, I love that kind of dude.
franklin:
Yeah, that's a kind of guy
howard:
I legit.
franklin:
like. Yeah,
howard:
I don't think the people that say a lot of stuff he says. Would the Yunks rather win an Emmy Gramme Oscar or Toni?
franklin:
Man, that's
howard:
I got
franklin:
a good question.
howard:
my answer.
franklin:
You have your
howard:
I mean, so the Oscar seems like it's got the most swag right,
franklin:
Sure.
howard:
But I'd rather win an my, because T V is my favorite thing to watch.
franklin:
That's true. Chris Ca can have an emmy.
howard:
You must ve been on T. V.
franklin:
Yeah, you know,
howard:
What?
franklin:
Bay Watch never got an me. It's
howard:
Well,
franklin:
the longest
howard:
that's
franklin:
show.
howard:
how competitive it is
franklin:
No, but it's the longest show in history,
howard:
Could
franklin:
the
howard:
never get. An
franklin:
the longest running show in history to never receive an M.
howard:
That's really messed up as W. w. raw. An, my,
franklin:
I don't Supernatural actually overtook Bay Watch because he've had more seasons without ever winning an M. and
howard:
You
franklin:
they
howard:
know, but
franklin:
eventually
howard:
no one ever
franklin:
did.
howard:
saw that.
franklin:
Does W have an? Let me look that up now before we w. w. W submit tribute. They could only submit tribute to the troops. for my consideration.
howard:
Oh, that's nice.
franklin:
The fuck. the worst episode
howard:
Yeah, that's fucked up, Chris Tan. Has he has been nominated for two Ten Choice awards.
franklin:
On with the big surf board.
howard:
Yeah, he won a Bone Head award and he was nominated for the Hoboken International Film Festival award
franklin:
We
howard:
for
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is a good hingyoudidn't.
howard:
best
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win
howard:
an
franklin:
that
howard:
actor,
franklin:
bullshit.
howard:
but he did win the best actor from the Bone Heads and Two thousand Thirteen. The Bone Heads are out of the Mascogi, Klahoma Arts institute.
franklin:
Cool.
howard:
Yeah, boy, that's something to put a feather in your cap.
franklin:
Yeah, so I'm reading that shut out from the Mis. According to Red. it here.
howard:
That's you know why? Because of bigger tree,
franklin:
Yeah, so they tried to make a big push at the four year consideration party last month in Los Angeles. This is five years ago, but they failed to land any nomination on the twenty eighteen Ms. So if they won't have w. W, they won't have me. So I think an Oscar
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
will be and brother.
howard:
frank.
franklin:
I mean to unwrap all that foil and get a nice chocolate right there, buddy.
howard:
Oh, that would be young, young
franklin:
I got
howard:
like
franklin:
a sweet
howard:
Least
franklin:
tooth
howard:
or Bunny
franklin:
Crack crack that op. crack it and a half and give the other half to my favorite uncle.
howard:
Franklin. I'm going to get us involved in the Bear Bones International film festival.
franklin:
Great,
howard:
I'm not kidding. As soon as we're done recording, I'm gonna shoot him an email and say I'm the. I'm the host of a internationally renowned podcast with a strong focus on music and movies.
franklin:
Hm.
howard:
We, we love to shine a light on the lesser known
franklin:
Oh
howard:
aspects.
franklin:
my God, that's a good email.
howard:
Yeah, and we would consider great honor to you know, to lend our services to the Bear Bone Is international film. So those its showcase independent motion picture projects with budgets of less than a million dollars.
franklin:
Okay? Well, we definitely qualify
howard:
We could
franklin:
that.
howard:
do that. Yeah, we've got a, we don't, even. we've got such a little budget. We don't even film it.
franklin:
No, that's right. T. So we got a film an episode.
howard:
We could. Well, but I'm saying maybe I could be like the M. C. S or something.
franklin:
Oh, I like that.
howard:
Yeah, they were listed on one of the twenty five film festivals worth the entrance fee.
franklin:
Hey. Well, what's it call again? The Bone Saw
howard:
Bear Bones International Film Festival.
franklin:
Bear Bones International
howard:
Their awards are called The Bone Heads,
franklin:
Bear Bones, Internet soda biff,
howard:
Babe
franklin:
But if all
howard:
or
franklin:
right,
howard:
the Salt shirts.
franklin:
they sell t shirts. I'm in.
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
I'm in.
howard:
all right, I'm going to shoot these guys in email.
franklin:
Do it. Hey, I'm like Cody rode in Two thousand eighteen.
howard:
Daddy's first,
franklin:
No, all in
howard:
All right, Everybody, Well, look for us at the Bear Bones International Festival and mascogi, With every five dollar donation you get a vial of authentic mascogioklahoma, Red dirt.
franklin:
No, just
howard:
There,
franklin:
what I
howard:
hats,
franklin:
always want.
howard:
Hats or ball? Er, Actually, it says Bear Bones Film Festival and then on the back it says No frills, No waste.
franklin:
Bear bones. let me see this before we go their hats.
howard:
Yeah, I'm trying to get more into
franklin:
Oh, that's
howard:
like
franklin:
a nice hat.
howard:
yah. You know, I mean we love our big block busters, but I want to be a little more supportive of the little guys because no one's supporting us. You know people hate us.
franklin:
Yeah, why couldn't we see this this? there can't be like. Oh, we like this one guide.
howard:
Yeah, oh no. we're looking for. You know
franklin:
I'll fly
howard:
who.
franklin:
to Muskeg.
howard:
who do they want? Chelsea Handler or something? We'll
franklin:
Yeah,
howard:
do their
franklin:
you're
howard:
ship.
franklin:
not going to get Chelsea Handler. You're not going
howard:
You're
franklin:
to get
howard:
not.
franklin:
Whitney comings,
howard:
No. You're going a get us and you're going to like it.
franklin:
You're going to like it, Muskeg, Misi. We're coming to Miskige, to drag our greasy balls all over your town.
howard:
Should we give him a call real quick?
franklin:
Give him a call now.
howard:
All right, hang on her brother.
franklin:
Do you know what time it is?
howard:
I got to tell you what time it is. Mascogi.
franklin:
No hire us.
howard:
Tell me if you can hear this. Can you hear that?
franklin:
Yeah, I could barely hear that, but that's fine. They've better. You're not going to answer.
howard:
I'm gonna leave a message. Oh, I forwarded to an automatic voice message. One
franklin:
Yeah,
howard:
mscogiaviab.
franklin:
Well, I guess there numbers out there now.
howard:
it's okay An look your message. When you have finished recording, you may hang up or press one for more options.
franklin:
All right, you got this?
howard:
Good evening, Bare Bones, Movie and music Festival of Mascoggioklahoma, My name is Uncle Howard. I'm calling our respects of myself and Uncle Franklin, Where the? So the Uncle Who Uncle podcast, the only podcast has recorded Love from a king size Bad Abode, The Rock of Love tour bus, We recently discovered your film festival in the course of our studies and excavations throughout the Internet, and we would love to become a collaborator with you. We will do it for three were kind of like. if Chelsea Handler with two guys and
franklin:
Yeah,
howard:
will work for three, so I'll follow up with an email. So our email as well, but you. He got us an email at uncle to uncle at G, mail, uncle to uncle pod at G, mail dot com.
franklin:
Hm,
howard:
You can find us all over the interneted, Uncle to Uncle. That's with a two and not to And we love films. We love music and we love Oklahoma Boomer sooner. All right,
franklin:
That's
howard:
What do
franklin:
perfect
howard:
you think?
franklin:
and I thought that would. legitimately.
howard:
Yeah?
franklin:
Why wouldn't it take us up? You're showing the drive.
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
I don't see why they wouldn't.
howard:
no one gets hired for a job if they don't apply.
franklin:
Oh, dude, that's what I'm talking about, Man,
howard:
Yeah, and we know money, Brother, we
franklin:
We
howard:
know
franklin:
do.
howard:
that it exists
franklin:
we know we know. there's lots of it, too
howard:
And yeah, we know we want it.
franklin:
Damn right, and on that note.