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Three months off the board. Veena's drunk, Oren can't druid, Rahua's being stalked by something called Racky the Raccsaw. The swamp trading post they're hiding in won't hide them any longer — the urns on the shoreline are moving.
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anyway hi everybody welcome to another exciting episode of rock grind it's our journey through
time season it's so good to see everybody so good to see everybody back hope you all have been doing
excellent but of course we can't have adventures without amazing players to bring you these
awesome adventures i want to start off with odoroshi who are you where can they find you
and who are you playing as hi hello everybody welcome back my name is odo i will be playing
vena the sylph swashbuckler you can find me on blue sky at odo bites you can find me in the discord at
odo you can find me in your walls in your home and in your hearts she's a trespasser you should shoot
i do not believe it i i do not uh respect stand your ground laws if you shoot at me i will eat
the bullets your home is not a kingdom it's my arena speaking of arenas we got hulky crow who are you
or can they find you who are you playing well thank you for asking zord hi i'm hulky crow uh i am of
course playing the kanrasu cleric rehua as i often do but you can find me over on twitch at the same
name at hulky crow as well as on the forbidden website which we're not talking about anymore
and blue sky and then occasionally tumblr as well but you can find me pretty much everywhere with that
same username and boy howdy am i back glad to be back in the saddle again
and of course we have the speaker of d hello i am speaker d i play tanhauser the cybernetic
android android well it used to be a magus and you can find me on blue sky at speaker d and i'll find
you elsewhere and then of course we have the erndel hello uh my name is erndel i'm playing baldrick
weathers the human alchemist that has not changed and it probably never will and you can find me
on twitter at erndelio or on blue sky under the same name because that's a new thing that happened
in between now and then blue sky exists and also tumblr but otherwise yeah that's it hi but you have
an upgrade though you got a flomp gun don't talk about that just yet it's a secret don't talk about
it but of course the one who's gonna be leading us through all these hellish adventures
is our illustrious game master thurston of the hillman hello it's me it's thirsty you can find me
on all the things at on call gm um i took your chat from you pray i don't take anything else out of
this campaign all right and of course i am i am zorn the wizard i'm gonna be your host for this evening
i'm playing orin the strict summoner i've changed from drew the summoner for uh story reasons basically
and uh basically uh for this section of the stream we're going to try to tell you how things work if
you've never watched us before or you've never joined a rock ryan stream and stuff like that we
got a couple interaction things um one thing you may notice is that our hero point things uh one thing
people used to do is be able to donate directly to give people hero points uh that's no longer a thing
we have changed the system um it's like we've asked our coder to kind of adjust some things i
think you'll now notice that's now to the bottom is pity points so the bottom of thurston's frame
here you see a bar here you guys have been very generous since the start of the stream so basically
those pity points are already filled up uh pretty much we're going to do the normal ruling basically
a pathfinder second edition to where we all start out with a hero point for the session and then
thurston can give hero points ever so often uh they'll be like hey here's the hero point all that
other stuff um and then ever so often if we roll a natural one uh we can still re-roll out of it but
then of course we have to take a complication which all of you on patreon have submitted a bunch of
complications that we the players pick out of uh but of course if we have no hero points or if we just
don't want to use a certain hero point we can ask for a pity point or thurston can offer a pity point
and if we take a pity point we have to take a complication it's a kind of you know yin-yang system here
but we kind of we all sat down a group meeting and stuff we're like hey we probably want to change
this system and this is basically what we changed into and also mr tanhauser is no longer a magus
anymore he decided to become a wizard um of course uh baldrick is now the remastered alchemist
vena obviously like we're doing the remaster rules and stuff and everything if you've ever watched
either other campaigns we've been getting up and up and trained in for that and uh we are excited
to start a brand new adventure and of course if you want to support that stuff you can always
support us at patreon.com forward slash narrative declaration or anywhere that is narrative
declaration support any of our platforms anywhere and we would greatly appreciate it because we do
everything we can to pay the players pay the game master pay the artist everything because like this
whole overlays and stuff the animated portraits our artist skelly bing did that she busted her butt off
for that and salty job also kind of helped out like with some concepts stuff here and help art for
the show all this other stuff we want to make sure they can get paid they can be compensated their fair
share because um for the talent amount of talent skill they have i don't have a billion dollars to give
them uh but you guys could help make sure those artists can eat so thank you to everybody who have
support for that now we're done with intros everybody who's ready to play some rock grind
and what's our next adventure thurston
welcome welcome back everyone welcome back welcome back yeah it's very exciting right
very exciting i'm so very excited and can we can we can we can we take a moment to appreciate all of
the incredible hard work that zora and thurston have been doing behind the scenes this whole time
oh absolutely yeah yeah i barely slept we we we we gotta put some respect on y'all's name because it
took a lot to get us here you guys are awesome 100 it took a long time oh and just just to prove how
this new system works oh don't get a hero point i take bribes you take bribes oh no all right fucker
let's see i thought i had to be funny for one i could just be nice there we go there we go
we're testing it we're seeing it works yes yes i guess uh with the help of jers uh for the recap
episodes and me doing all those recap episodes i recapped all last seasons uh can i get here
he did he did do he did do a hero points worth of recap yeah fine i will give zora and i will
bequeath upon you a hero point yeah and uh and uh thurston and thurston yes yes yes you may
recall in the previous campaign wrath and glory yes for several times you gave me hero points uh as a
joke and then i could cash them in when we came back to rock grind i just figured it out
interesting to mention right now i'm uh just gonna give ten hauser the point now the funny part is is
being a wizard you don't have as many uses for these so that's yes it's true it's true
i can always use a narrative declaration uh uh i'm not gonna push my luck so you know what
erno's always the the modest one at the table he's not pushing his luck i think that deserves a hero
point mother fucker i agree he's my my solution for this um earned earned i'll get one um reduce
who is uh hero points by one thank you okay that's okay that makes sense that makes sense yeah that
makes sense it's fair right it's fair and have not made a zero point three but i can go to this
boop there you have to mainly do it these beautiful bastards putting spotlights on me knowing it's
gonna reflect off my goddamn bucket true but thurston yes what exciting adventure do you have for us
today all right let's let's dive in there once was a girl who grew up in a swamp she was really special
she was gonna be a speaker for her people a speaker can see the destined fates in themselves and others
but the girl decided that she didn't like her destiny she decided to leave the swamp and her people
she decided to go to the great city of outset the first city ever constructed in the whole world of
time she really liked it she started a family then she learned the city could never grow a city that
could only build upwards because of the stupid rules of stupid old powers that were well past their
prime so that girl became a woman hi it's me marlene i decided to put an end to those stupid rules
i used my powers to see the skeins of destiny bind the fates of five idiots and weave them together with
the stupid old powers it took a lot of work and a lot of cleanup but after some time i had those
destinies so interlinked that those people i chose became the champions of old powers against what i was
doing then at the exact moment when it mattered when one of the old powers tried to manifest itself on
time i cut those destinies and i locked away the old powers since then i wake up every morning
literally with a smile on my face grateful for another day i thought i'd never see and as for those
deaths nothing chuckle fucks well they're probably dying in a swamp somewhere and so with that we're going
to start our adventure off in the swamp uh particularly the trading post particularly in the uh the trading
post of one zabble zap uh an insected who ran for a long time a mobile trading post within the swamps
of the solitude but now has become a much um much more locked location the great beasts that once
hauled it around have stopped hauling it around because a permanent structure is not the bad thing it
used to be i'm going to have every player roll me a flat d20 please all right scared yes that's
all right roll d20 i rolled a net 20. don't you you got the good roll first i rolled a nine which is almost as high
15. i rolled an 18. or enrolled a four no
first person the camera pans to in zapple zaps trading post
is one baldrick weathers baldrick what is the camera pan to see you doing inside the trading post
uh baldrick is seated at a table next to a smaller but still very accessible alchemy kit
and he has a number of tools out and is busily uh tightening the screws on some sort of device
that is seated on the table it takes the shape of a long tube seated in a rather nice wooden grip
it seems to have a trigger guard attached to it and under it he seems to be tweaking
the connection between the trigger and something within the tube there's some kind of long ladder
shaped little piece of metal at the end of it and it looks like a range finder of some kind baldrick
having recently acquired a bomb launcher is very meticulously and carefully tending to it
it and he is ensuring that this thing will will do exactly what the person he
air quotes purchased it from indicated that it would do and that's very important because
if it turns out that it doesn't do that he will find them and he will explode them to death with very
many attacks but for now he is content investigating this little device from a far offshore
a bomb launcher effectively a single shot alchemical grenade launcher a thump gun a thump gun thud
everyone in chat together please
i like that we're just all looking at the cool animations for our characters as we go
exactly it's a very well designed little piece of ordnance and he's he's rather intrigued by it and he is
extremely happy that he no longer has to rely on the alchemical crossbow to do a worse job of
delivering alchemical ordnance over a long distance for now
he's very happy excellent the camera pans slightly past baldrick working on the device to
veena what does the what does the camera see upon focusing on york
when the camera pans and focuses on veena
it catches her lying probably on her back on one of the raised wooden platforms here in the trading
post there is an empty bottle next to her and a fresh one in her hand of whatever kind of liquor
that zabble zap manages to get his hands on here
veena during this uh passage of time since the severing of her destiny has um
been going through it just a little bit gone through about all of the stages of grief
and has settled on the most important stage of grief which is rum
uh she has definitely she's a little disheveled she's definitely seen some better days but she's
laid out on her back on one of the platforms just like waving one of the martinette's guns around
um got like a heavy under eye bags and a gritted teeth kind of smile
perfect perfect the camera continues to pan rahua
we see rahua
gazing
longly out into the swamps
vast trackless vines
extend downwards from his back like an errant cape
drumming with light almost like nerve impulses from parts unknown feeling
the very heartbeat of these swamps still reeling from the events of what had happened before
he looks
well he looks a little bit heavier than we last saw him perhaps a little bit bulkier maybe
sat next to him some rather large and unwieldy slab of
new and tree bark one might go as far to call it a shield though i wouldn't rightly call it by any
proper definition
but still he looks out waiting expectantly for some kind of answer
the swamps beyond
yet receiving nothing
except you do receive something
something you've seen a few times
in the past three months
in the far distance just at the sight of your perception
a figure
that stares back at you from the depths of the swamp
figure you've seen many times as though mocking you
your new best friend
a raccoon-like visage of an entity you previously encountered threatening you ominously from afar
and then we cut away from rahua
to tanhauser tanhauser
please please tell us what you
an intense green glow
hums out of the visible
as he in the dark
stares down upon his little red book
writing
reading
his
long
longer now than
was before
unkempt red hair
drapes down over his shoulders
moves down to his back
and in that moment
all he is doing
is writing
and reading
but in his mind
he is elsewhere
he is on the sands
he is on the streets
he is amid the glow of open flames
the roar of battle
and the hunger
of thousands
the hunger of thousands
for liberty
and revolution
he said the thing
he said the thing
i said the thing
and you know what
say the line
i think that rahua deserves a hero point for that
the camera pans abruptly over to orrin
orange drowning in the swamp like someone was dying
he's in a birdbath filled with swamp water
kill me
kill me
but what you see
what you see is orrin
and gorgamonger
throughout the months
since the last episode
orrin has been
more secluded
not not to previously distance himself from his friends
but to try to understand what has been happening to him
you see orrin try to this commune with the flower to try to do anything
sort of druidic
try to transform into a bird like he used to before
trying to
uh call upon vines
which he still has some of his power back
but you see that he
has lost some of it
and every time he looks at gorgamonger he
just somehow without even needing to speak a word
they understand each other
immediately
and anytime gorgamonger would go out to help him hunt for food
to kind of bring back to the party
he knows where he is
he knows exactly where gorgamonger is at all times
he didn't have this feeling before
before it seemed their souls or their
this connection was just a wisp of something
but it was more disconnected
but now it is
strangely strong
whatever gorgamonger feels
orrin feels as well
and so he's been dealing with that
wondering why his druidic nature has been escaping from him
and what has been happening between him and gorgamonger
he's been trying to wrestle with this the entire time
but still trying to keep a chill from nature
he comes over and still you know offers tea to veena
still seeing her downing rum
which still leaves a cup
you know a little leaf cup every so often that he can still
still try to figure out
he'll still try to get certain bugs out of ruhu's leaves
whenever he passes by
uh he will he'll help uh swish tan hauser's cape
whenever he looks longingly for the revolution
to give him the feeling of epicness
wind boy i need help
it orrin will dodge
it will dodge the various bombs of air
uh not aeronels a baldric's grenade launcher of like try to get me
whoa that's a dangerous fucking game bro
but orrin is there for his friends
yeah man don't forget revised alchemist is scary now
i've got nukes in my arm
it's it's it's gonna be it's gonna be something they will simply have to wait and see
but regardless you are the wind boy though
yes and in orrin has now his feathers have been able to grow fully throughout the months
and he has been able to fly around
uh he's finally been able to take flying as he used to in the past before
he was messed with and his wings were cut
now he's been able to take flight kind of getting more and more used to going faster and
faster as his feathers begin to grow back
so with that he lands down with gorgamonger as if in sync
and uh
and tries to tries to cook the party a meal
yeah if i cook he needs to get like a bunch of worms to put in a ball
yeah of course i mean some things never change right
worms again yeah i mean they're tasty though look he just takes a handful
i don't know like it's like uh cling on um what what's it called blood worms
yeah yeah yeah yeah it's like that
there's nothing worse than half your cooking still has not improved after three months
i mean i'm here with you guys and i got my friend here
not that not to mean that you guys are my friends i'm just being we saved gorgamonger
we're here and we're here with nature chilling out with my friends
yes it's downright idyllic
i'll slurp one of the worms down my horrible like like straw that leads to the gears that grind up the
food for me his evil proboscis there's a man here who has like a bit of like
stubble kind of nice clothing but like clearly worn from having to have gone through a swamp
he just looks over at you sort of like shocked at the like metal of the grinding of the poor worms
it's sort of like wide-eyed slightly when you eat does it sound like a trash compactor or like
uh garbage yeah yeah oh like that so it's like a tim and eric bit about the sinko food tube or like
the oh my gosh yeah
removed uh the part of wow can i get a sinko food tube installed as well mr townhouser
that's right but you have to follow the system rahua you don't need here oh yeah you're right
uh who will slurp down some worms anyway the the the man gets up and immediately walks towards you
vena man hello uh could i borrow some of that looks back at tennis i think i need something strong
um you got a glass uh yes certainly turns goes back to his table grabs a glass comes back with two
if you want to i know you're drinking from the container itself that's okay but
oh cool i mean i i was gonna warn you that i have been drinking straight from this and she'll just pour a
a little bit into his cup uh how much would you like coin coin coin don't worry about it well then
raises the glass up to your health yeah whatever is left of it cheers
oh very good where's that from
oh fuck if i know i just kind of ask his apples up whatever he's got that's strong and he'll hand it
to me that's right this particular blend comes from tarot
yeah it comes from comes from uh what he said
tarot that's where i came from to get here
i was going there i was going there but then i can't leave so i'm here now
oh really how are things in to tarot
like stayed there for like an hour it's not it's nothing it's kind of like
fake port city very strict ah i mean is everything on fire
but it wouldn't surprise me it's crashed crashed ships there's if you haven't been there
fascinating place crashed ships everywhere they make homes in the crashes
wow that's that's that's pretty cool well it's a good thing not everything's on fire that makes one place
very funny friend funny i just fire
cheers oh yeah are you pouring are you pouring him more yeah yeah i'll give him another glass
this exuding wine on energy she's slosh she doesn't know what she's doing anymore
she's blue girl wasted right now leave her alone correct
uh uh uh thank thank you um appreciate you sure i could do nothing to
you're sure i could no coin nah nah it's fine
very good very good tea sort of like turns goes back to his table but like
pauses and comes over ruhi you're still like kind of away from this right outside like looking
yeah okay looking at the malign fey entity out there yeah yeah you give me a perception check
as you stare at your uh mortal fey enemy yeah let me get let me get you one right here
oh 23 solid 23 a solid 23 okay um that's enough for you to to tell there you you hear a sound some
kind of like sloshing water sound from um like the waterways of the swamp somewhere in the distance
it's night out at this point uh you're kind of outside there's lights that are just sort of glowing
almost like a a white blue light coming from inside of zable zaps they use unique lanterns in there
to to light things so everything's kind of got this muted appearance you stare off um and you could
you could hear the sound like a like a paddling or something um as as you hear this the man that was
talking to venus or walks up to um tanhuzer baldrick oran uh with the the empty glass and sort of like
wings in a bit towards the three of you as you're eating the gah um is your friend going to be all
right wherever she has to go well that remains to be seen we're certainly concerned why what has she
done no she's just very drunk yes that's been the normal state of affairs as of late
ah well i uh i think that's true for a lot of people right now
indeed indeed
just just making sure not sure if you lot are stuck here like i am where are you headed
well i came here from the port and then i went to the port but there's no boats leaving the port
and i my visa for outset is expired so it's it's a whole mess what business did you have an outset
oh i uh was visiting city i wanted to study architecture and some some scripts texts i'm a
historian where i come from i see well you'll find quite a lot of architecture there
where where do you hail from oh um acara east
and you know that's like the continent east of this one sure uh would i know anything about this guy's
potentially accent or anything a society check yeah well i happen to be a society master
remember the last time we lead architect into our lives
yes he's an architect kill him let's kill him i hate the educatives we hate buildings in this
house in this not house in the middle of our street not house
we hate buildings here we're not natural what hey it's okay
either you're gonna either you gotta complicate but you can still roll out of it
yeah you can still roll out of it first complication oh why don't i go ahead and use a hero point
and i'll take my first complication which okay in this case yes i believe i'm the first one that gets
to yeah yeah you are you are so basically we have anytime people on patreon which at patreon.com
forks last narrative declaration on the at least in like the our middle tier like our five dollar one
people can submit complications uh in and also higher tiers to get into um basically we have this
whole spreadsheet of all your results and i basically give them funny little markers but all right select
the ones you want because players basically pick it out now uh so people they can be more compatible
with what they're going with so uh so i'll try to save you some time so you can find which one you
wanted to pick there um have you decided speaker absolutely and i'm going to pick to tell stories
uh-oh moving something in the player's pockets or inventory starts wiggling or moving uncontrollably
it can be living non-living known or unknown whatever the player is currently doing is interrupted
by a need to address the moving thing oh no it's his parasite it's come back
i i also i also appreciate the selection of one of the do we get this thing right test test entries
all right tell me uh tell me what starts moving oh i and i have to tell you well i think very clearly
very clearly there are more than just worms in that bowl oh no oh perhaps perhaps some of oren's lunch
was not quite as dead as it seemed oh no it works out okay well that's horrifying uh if you want to
use that here point now and re-roll please uh click that reroll button i absolutely will and
might i mention that you're from a clone of horace looper cow
uh natural 20. 20 of the season so it works out this one interestingly for that's not the first
20 because i got the first 20 and now we had a one and then another 20. so now this
this season's gonna be wild i hope you guys keep watching yeah all right all right so so so like
tan house you have this moment where like there's like wriggling worms and you're like distracted but
then you keep listening all right so so your your 20 is enough for you to recognize acrath is a full
continent it's mostly known um for being split into three like primary um geographical regions there's
sort of like vast plains along the west uh there's a mountain range that goes straight down the center of
the continent it's a fairly robust uh large mountain range and then there are jungles to the east
uh the jungles are fairly unknown the western plains are predominantly inhabited by by roving bands
uh called akars they they travel on steeds and they move around a lot they are very dramatic people
um and when most people speak of acrath they talk about the akars at least in this region
because they're the most notable when the empire of the first house that used to like rule um the
vast majority of this continent that you're on um when they reached their height they actually had
settlements on sort of the western shores of akarath so there were a lot of um you know port cities and
whatnot their culture sort of mixed a little bit uh what you recognize though with a natural 20 is that this
man's accent um well it has some hallmarks of that is actually more likely uh related to the central
mountain range particularly a um very reclusive um civilization known as the bastion uh the bastion
freehold are the remnants of the empire of the first house who when the empire kind of collapsed when
their uh when their leaders became gods and became the deities of the first house like the king and
queen and whatnot um under under the like minister of trade and several other important members um they
took important elements of the government and rushed away because they knew everything was about to go to
hell and they formed a sort of redoubted nation that's based heavily on like technology and non-religious
uh oh my god how many of these well you must be from the basques or this is a snake this was a
snake in the bowl that just means it's extra protein mr tannhauser this is red yellow kill a fellow
if i weren't made mostly of metal i might have been the fellow to be mellow no no no it's yellow red kill
the fellow no i hit oren with the snake uh give me an attack roll yeah yeah sure thing i rolled
absolutely uh here's my unarmed attack must have a i my unarmed attack is cancelled because i must target
before i attack oh sorry i have the thing cancelled because good because sometimes you guys would like
not target sometimes so i force the rule wait wait wait wait wait wait wait we have the technology
we have the technology there you go here you go buddy yeah now you can target me kill him they're so small
they're so small you successfully hit oren with uh three over do not put a mamba in my food
and i'm like i'm just trying to help mr tannhauser i think gargamaga recommended it it's okay i'm only
a little angry but not really that's it no i'm not angry it sounds like a lot
as you look tannhauser you also see that like where you hit oren and like there's like a slight bruising
that same bruising has appeared on gorgamonger oh oh how intriguing
how could this be could i potentially roll an occult or arcane check to understand yeah either of those
is very appropriate absolutely excuse me for one moment i'd love to discuss this i just need to check
something yeah of course please don't violence yourselves on my behalf no no don't worry uh i'll
roll a 28 yeah so that's enough for you to tell that um oren has definitely shifted away from these
standard druidic practices and more into um the the the nature of like something that bonds with an entity
closely like an idol you know the mechanical understanding of what a summoner is congratulations
he read the path he read the path finder you you open up secrets of magic
he's scrolling through he's scrolling through archives of nethis on his computer internet brain yeah
fantastic website thank you blake for maintaining that um thank you blake yeah we appreciate him um
um he's like and his wife is lovely uh i met her she's awesome and basically
uh and i understand why you don't know what's happening to you
what do you mean what do you mean well that class isn't in the base rules
no wonder i'm confused i'm an advanced class for advanced players
four works at camera pathfinder second edition
the words the words the words you're saying don't match up with to the lip movement
yeah i'm getting dubbed over
fuck dude he's finding his path
thank you very much for pointing that out dina from pathfinder game rot grind
i uh i i make a note we'll talk to orrin about this privately as soon as i'm finished with this uh
strange foreign gent yeah i'll have an exclamation mark over my head and camp for you
and i will turn i don't want to monopolize too much but i did have fun
sorry yes i take another look at my pocket making sure there's not a giant blood worm in there
all right good you are from the bastion freeholds are you not oh i guess you know about us yes yes
yes yes i humble archivist from from bastion freeholds i like to come and see other other
societies and take take notes very interesting you know my friends and i might have need of an archivist
our most recent one has proven unreliable oh oh well
i i i i i i can i can um i'm waiting for my boat
and where is that boat going to take you well i think what would happen is right now it would have
to go to kwan shear and then i would have to take other boat but i don't know if boats aren't working
everywhere right now uh the waters have very much calmed so it's hard to get boat
yes why is there not enough wind for the sails
well that's part of it yeah though the water itself is is strange not not moving naturally like
yes i it's that whole thing that's been going on for a while with the
with the old powers going a poof and he does like a hand just like poof poof indeed
is he also a wizard friend might i ask you a question
well that was a question i guess so i suppose i've already cleared the first hurdle how do you feel about
radical politics
um well i've always been very interested in politics yes
and what are your political leanings
um well i am a staunch supporter of the bastion freehold ministries
um i i believe that the minister perpetuum is continuing to do an excellent job or do you mean
here
well i suppose in general
general i
i've i've always been someone who thinks of of many ways you know um
um there is um the the conservancies um and and and curdinand he i i like what what what they might
do there they've got some things going on outset's fascinating because it changes like all the time
um always new governments uh the latest shifts they're pretty pretty interesting um we've got
all of these uh we've got all of these counselors in the city working together now i can't believe
you cornered this guy that basically say i want to debate steven universe with you playing
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah imagine talking to the guy at the gas station going what's your political
leaning
yeah and like you're like oh all right speaker goes into folder with all of the the rot grind pdfs
which currently number 70 different pdfs begins opening pdfs to find proper nouns let's
fucking dance he holds up a sheet of paper with like a political like compass meme on the front
of it and shoves it directly in tenhauzer's face you know like you know like the little like thing
you can twirl on the pie chart you know everybody that one well in front of this dude in the
what's the most you've ever lost on a political compass test friendo
but here's a little question for you yes the previous rulers of the freehold ascended to godhood
and left your nation in the dust only a few savvy bureaucrats were able to salvage that situation
do you believe the ministry's power descends from their own righteousness some sort of divine plan
or from the consent of the government oh that is very simple uh our nation hates gods
so we don't we ban religion where where i'm from you see baldrick raise up like a a thumbs up as
he's still working on the grenade launcher and then goes right back to it you see religion
is what led to the fall of the empire of the first house they they disappeared and so when they
disappeared it was i i'm sorry i'm getting very political here we don't we don't want to talk
politics right right right i might need another drink if we're going to talk politics would you like
some worms oren comes over to the worms who's this mr chaehauser i i like foreign food eat some oh that's
they're juicy and delicious that's that's yes um uh so what was oh yes yes so we we banned the religion
you see what happened was was um ministers at the time thought that uh ascension of uh the first house
was was big con you see first house makes empire that spans three continents first house becomes gods
uh then don't have good succession plan then war starts breaking out between governors what is he
waffling about and when when governors go to war and he does like a like a like two fists punching
into each other thing like when when they go to war people suffer and then when people suffer they need
someone that they need to call out to so they call out to gods so first house people are mouth kind of
the worst that's why we don't have gods rage that is uh-huh what if i were to tell you that i'm the
mastermind of a vast populist revolt occurring within the city of outset and i plan on bringing its current
economic and political system crashing down to the ground it's going like really well shut up
well that's an interesting situation that you have provided to me um allow me to slightly ponder this
situation hmm very very interesting what you are proposing um and you intend to operate this from
here in the swamp no our first phase required tuning there were some untrustworthy assets we are soon to
set our sights upon new horizons in order to funnel resources and material to the ongoing revolution
ah i see i see well then i would be curious i i like to write about things i did a whole cosmological
primer once very fascinating talking about the deities and the gods and stuff
and your theological insights are of great interest to me but first all right i've had this guy talking
to me for a while yes i've gotten him rambling about everything and yes he's probably a bit drunk too
like he's had like said like at least two glasses yeah yeah yeah so the purpose of all of this
is the last time we asked an archivist to join the revolution some bad things occurred architect architect
architect archivist but the last time we asked some pencil nerd to join up that wasn't a rat that
shat on the toilet things went bad i want to try and gauge his insights i want to make sure this isn't a
spy okay you wish to sense motive i wish to perception to sense motive him yes i'm going to
perception to sense motive him put the step then go in and roll it that's a two i will re-roll it
oh you didn't do the delete that and actually reroll the hero point don't roll again we're all here
but because remember we're using the keely rule where if you roll below a 10 it adds 10. oh very
cool before gore yay much better that is another rule we're using here everybody we're using a uh
yeah if you use a hero point the re-roll cannot be worse than a natural 10 on the dice because yeah
because i feel that they need it now that they are sponsored you know vulnerable children um all right
so i don't think it did it there either though i think it did i don't see the plus 10.
no it's not plus 10 it's that if you roll below 10 it counts as 10. it counts as 10. okay essentially
everyone gets reassurance gotcha exactly yeah i wanted to make sure that was i was perplexed continue
yeah i believe and zorn correct me if i'm wrong that's like a toggle you can just set and foundry
too it's just that his re-roll he didn't get below 10 so he's fine yeah all right all right so um
with that uh 10 you can tell that this person is actually like pretty pretty interested in this but
they're doing it from like a detached point of view they very clearly
don't like it's not that they don't care they're interested in this but it's not like
there's some nefarious scheme that this person has that directly relates to you and your companions
that they will mastermind over the course of like 40 episodes
that all right now you promise yeah yeah yeah no no but do you promise i promise that whatever this
person's thing is it doesn't really directly deal with you clip that clip that clip that
clip that those are some very specific words thurston hillman that correct oh no
you've got a good sense motive you you know that this person like like this is more like like you've
run into like you know james bond but like you're you're in a different movie like you're in a mission
impossible movie and you run into james bond and you're kind of like okay we're not oversec like like
we're not like overstepping each other here but like there's there's different motives going on
okay okay as it just so happens me and my companions have our eyes on a transport out of here
if you have exceptional proficiency with machinery and organizational skills we may be willing and able to
employ you on a temporary basis that that it could happen i i could see that yeah
most interesting how long do you plan on staying in the vicinity of zappelsap's shop
well i don't have anywhere else like i say visa it's not not good they're not letting people in the
city without current current passes now i mean certainly they used to but now they're kind of
closing things up while they talk about this expansion plan yes the expansion plan
it's really quite interesting if you look at it and think about it they're going to actually expand
the city walls for the first time in a long while with the old powers not really around anymore they
think they could do it and not have everything go how's that news around with our pampers around
going like god's gone expand yes these civilization tiles have been bacon for years
does this give us culture take it
it's going so swimmingly that you can't even get a boat out of town
see what i did there was swimming yeah that's that's that's good we cut back to rahua
there there is there is a raft coming down to her and on that raft is a man
dragonfly merchant man that is the man i recognize um so as as you as you look ahead
you see that there's a man who somehow is um somehow is paddling in the swamp with one hand
while the other hand holds a a cage um the cage looks like it would hold some small animal but there's
no small animal inside it instead there are dragonflies buzzing around the cage going in and out of
it and he just kind of pushes himself towards the trading outburst
holy horticulture is that lotus
oh hello you're the hooah aren't you florence is here i haven't seen you and seen you in a hot minute
i didn't know if you still survived
oh yes just got the paddle a bit more
oh shit i gotta find my rewards card
rohua will discard all the vines will like slink back up into his back he'll
pick himself up and hop down from the balcony
awesome as you do so that like inside uh tenhuzzer the the the man you've been talking to is like
what these are bloat this he's a magical man who loves flies
and he likes to sell us a lot of interesting things
like bombs oran runs
yes i do think i need to take this stay here we'll come and get you uh going anywhere else
mr baldry mr baldry yeah the bomb guy is here
that's not
that's not the bomb guy oran why but he but but that's that's the fly guy but i know he does fly
stuff but he also sells bombs i can make bombs he looks at you like
like for some reason he's finally realized you can make bombs we have explosives at home you know
but but but the explosives at home baldrick baldrick reaches into his pack and he he brings forth a
coring charge and he just gently like puts it under oran's chin like i made this or
this was made with my own two hands i've been making them this whole time i thought you just had a lot of
no
and then he ignites it
the entire building murders him the entire building is raised baldrick explodes
no he gently pulls the the coring charge away from oran
if we want to buy some more for me i won't complain i consider mine to be better and he's
going to start stowing it in his pack and returning his attention to oiling his newfound grenade launcher
and he's just going to say but oran yeah if you need a bomb made i can make one for you you just have
to ask and i could probably do it for cheaper yes i'm trying to get you something he goes uh he runs over
to bonus baldrick has a has a large vein on his on his forehead beneath his his helmet your helmet
on the bucket yeah yeah yeah it's it's it's pressing out on it's pressing out on the the metal of the
the bucket hell oh my god you hear you hear like a it's like spongebob pushing through the wall yeah
oh hello there it's good to see you all again
are you excited for saw flies blotus
you're a hero point kill that guy give that man a hero point yeah you get a hero point
god don't encourage it now i can't tell you not to encourage him
i may not have bonmo but at least they have this bonmo bono but my fucking trait bono
well then uh it's been a long time since you were in the swamp but it's good to see you all again here
i heard you were in town so i thought i'd come by
blotus we missed you too oh thank you i think i still have my punch card
we missed you good for me and all of my family
yeah like me then the other blotuses the blowtie
well the the bleases the bleases why wait wait a moment tannhauser says as he uh is the last to
arrive how many other blue tie are there oh there's a lot of us uh there's the
fly merchant they're there in outset they're good uh there's the scarab merchant in kolkotha
the they work out of an airship uh docking yard
wow that's fantastic and you're all individual people with individual personalities desires preferences
and even clothing
no to the clothing but everything else yeah look you have to understand this is the officer jenny of
the fucking rockering universe exactly like literally if you're new to the show we're not
fucking joking like here's the fly merchant you'll notice the subtle differences between the art here
there is i there is i do love the subtle differences yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah right
for those of you wondering no there's not a sexy version because have you looked at him he's already
there there's only one sexy blotus he his casual wear includes a t-shirt that says i'm blotus so why try
harder yeah you start you start hearing you start hearing oh god you hear flat pepper's limbs
fucking right here right now right here if i have a conversation with you blotus but then i go to
outset and i talk to that blotus that blotus won't have any idea what i'm talking about you're trying to
apply logic to the blotus system and trying to metagame so you know how the blotuses work in this
world i'm not telling you no i just want to know if you're a hive mind and if i can shave or if i can
say one funny joke and then tell it to all the blotuses and get them all we all like funny jokes yes
i hate funny jokes oh lightning strikes you hate funny jokes so much tenhouser why do you hang around
us oh well you know you're funny exactly why why do you hate me why do you hate me tenhouser who
who hurt you well uh lord i didn't hurt his army of slave soldiers oh that that lord golgotha and his
army of slave soldiers classic classic problem you know i should call him no i don't reckon what
what does your room do pull out a fucking cell phone hey golgi how's it going dog
should i text him back hold on i got lord humongous on speed dial
contact name is you can do better than this that's what the scarab merchant's gonna look like
it's gonna be a gigantic blotus in the lord humongous outfit and he's gonna have a bunch of scarabs
they also have the same outfit on yeah well notice i suppose now that i'm done talking about you
i might as well ask do you have any interesting schematics on sale oh what are you looking for
well i'm looking for things that i can potentially use to recreate the populist uprising that i've been
watering through outset perhaps the means to create a printing press
oh yeah i'm sure i've got that somewhere you're most excellent and if you happen to have any
selections of magic wands or hell i'll i'll i'll take a magic stick
oh okay okay uh it seems what you should be doing is you should be uh making a list um
submitting it to me and then we'll uh we'll get all that uh handled that's excellent i look forward
to seeing all of it in one to two business days yeah we'll we'll say we'll get it to you in the next
week of uh real world time whatever that means
great all right chat i've just made sure that speaker has to make a shopping list for me and
we didn't have to sit here for an hour going through it you owe me
welcome back to rock grind it's a shopping episode mr yeah oh damn mr blotus
yeah i want to get something for my friend i will trade this for it and he brings out his uh
high fashion clothes that he had before oh god yeah yeah yeah yeah okay oh you got these from a blotus
emporium i can tell yeah i would like to i would like to get my friend this and he showed any and
he's like it's like a belt that it has stuff on it and it helps you get the stuff quick
oh okay i could do that yeah yeah um i have that belt on me and he just pulls it out from under
it'll be his tattered rag robes
so it's a deal then and he i will also pass over my fulfilled bonus card
oh that i'll spend a narrative declaration on to say that it's been
oh you filled out the card it's a happy day all of the insects immediately land on him
oh sorry i thought you meant me no no no blotus's eyes like a deadpan and he stares at you
you may pick one a fly a dragonfly uh he points the one on his shoulder the one on the shoulder flies
off of his shoulder and lands on your shoulder he immediately smiles again oh very good very good
he then proceeds to take the clothing that you've uh provided him and eats it
oh that's awesome i'm so glad blotus exists
thank you blotus oh it's like between like chomping on this oh apologies i uh i was leading
speed i think they're coming behind me and you can hear now as the sounds of the conversation
briefly die off uh there is another raft that's coming through this one this raft bears two
individuals on the first is a nondescript person wearing wearing heavy heavy robes that cover most
their body with a hood uh a cowl um but a very stony face you you've met this person before in the
depths of the solitude um this is a member of the twang folk the the local um the local people who
dwell here in the swamps of the solitude the sort of nomadic folk um this is a plane touched by the
name of pashti metaphor it's toasty you're dead
and on rock uh no no bjarn is the dead one tashty is the one who's made of rock oh for god sorry
tashty is a razor stones yes but on the same on the same row like on the same log robo that comes up
is another figure an old man who looks up with a twinkle of amusement in his eyes as he stares at you
the elder of the kaibu the the wise and speaker aethon oh hello there
where's vena hi aethon she's drinking herself to death over there he points to me
is that aethon hey buddy
baldrick's gonna stand up and he's gonna have the grenade launcher in his hand at this point i'm just
gonna call it that because it basically is yeah and he's just gonna walk up to like the edge of the
trading post and he's going to menacingly loom it nearby and he's gonna say hey aethon you're gonna
behave yourself of course i am it's good to see you too baldrick oh i don't
aethon we uh we found your kid
oh it wasn't great oh yeah oh she uh i uh heard if we should we should go inside
yes yes we should we very much should thanks blotus oh yeah no problem all right uh you get me that
list ten howser and make sure you have your card
i'm not okay so oran the card didn't give you any discount
dragonfly on oran's shoulder like flaps its wings but doesn't move
regardless oh bye blotus also and also at this point uh as a quick exchange oran has acquired
rum for veena no i like to say that oran's been trying to supply veena with rum because he just
feels bad so he's just like yeah that's why he's got the card field oh my god he's just been buying
blotus brand uh rum and and oran will come over to veena and go like i got you miss veena oh oran
buddy you always got my back you're the best what did i what i what did i ever do to deserve a friend
like you be a good captain i'm gonna pull his little head close and i'm gonna pat his fluffy little
head it's he now has bad hair oran will also go over to the baldrick and go mr baldrick i got this for
your gun for your phone a baldrick's gonna look to see what oran has procured for him uh he and do
that retrieval belt now thematically i'm thinking of it like a sling like you could like sling it over
yourself a bandolier yeah like uh so basically the retrieval belt what that does activity store item
there's room for item for the belt once you're holding an item you're holding with bulk one or
less vanishes to the belt extra mission space you can flavor it however uh but for a free action
you can just go take it out it's a once a day thing uh but that actually is gonna be activated
once again for one minute so it's basically uh whatever item you want to put on that you basically
just go bam i have it in my hand so you don't have to spend an action grabbing it out of your inventory
see that is actually uh that's a good point uh me and thurston did talk about this because
unfortunately it's gonna be like a two action thing anyway to load the bomb launcher because
you have to actually load it yeah as a as an action but it'll be useful for stuff you've had
pre-prepped yeah if i have something pre-made that will be much well actually that would that's a
question i'll ask that later but yeah because i would think that quick draw would affect that a
little bit but that's only for drawing and throwing isn't it yeah okay so that does help actually very
good yep yeah i figured that'd be helpful for you so orange is like here you go i spit my card on it
oh thank you very much and he just unclasps it and cinches it up and it's basically just one of the
it's like one of the bandoliers he's already got on but yeah it's a lot closer he now he grabs you by
the coat like come on oh aethon's here yeah i know we we just come on yeah all right all right all right
he goes all right you you you sit around a table with with aethon who looks at all of you kind of
like eyes passing over whoo lots happened yes you could certainly say that aethon
glad to see you're all doing well
well is subjective given the circumstances well thanks to your crotch goblin
in this situation i think well is incorrect but yes i heard a bit a bit a bit a bit about that
you're uh i didn't expect someone as your jovial type to have sired someone like her who put god in a tree
oh well took me a while to find all that out you know i i'm not sure if you heard what happened to the
a deeper swamp but um your old friend she went into the ribious grotto the mean one
it's just the like the darkness on the darkness of the slit gets darker yeah it starts fuming oh
wait dick oh that's the one she uh she went into the grotto and that the grotto flooded completely
what happened to ribious we don't know we can't get in there
the water drowns anyone who tries to go in then i'm sure you've seen the uh he points up which is
is an indication towards the vast storm that has perpetually lingered over the solitude even since
your last visit though now the storm has become this ominous unmoving mass that roils with lightning
but the lightning has no sound and only only flashes within it
we've noticed there's a lot of things to notice i'm certain you can see i'm presuming by the way
thurston that you don't really have to look very far to see the potentially large glow coming from
outset do you so so outset is fine but the the smoldering city is now fully ablaze outside of it
in the direction of outset yeah so you can you can see like you can see the light it's it's just past
outset but yes you can see this sort of ominous glow off to the northeast of where you are
i'm certain you've seen that too i'd imagine oh and uh well bjarna hasn't come back we sent her
into the sepulcher and i i'm guessing that's bad too uh well what a surprise everything's fucked
great yeah that sounds about right
if we were to somehow penetrate into that grotto what do you expect we would find
probably a corpse i don't know what they did that's the problem haven't heard anything just all went
hang on what did you see what did you all see
uh there's quite a lot to actually try and recap there can we can we play the recap video
yeah hold on i'm gonna pull out my my fantasy ipad put it in front of them hold on you have to watch
the recap video that zor and the wizard worked really hard on oh there's an ad hang on
i put on there why did you disable it anyway i was trying to fix audio what was the question
we were memeing about go watch the recap video to give eighth on the answer he wants yeah
for uh for aaron don't speak here when you do your character voices and get closer to your mic
because your normal talking volume is great but when you talk to your character you're lower so
here's the db i'm i'm trying to be close no it's a struggle it's all that weird in my presence
and that i was like yeah a lot of fire uh hit a bunch of stuff crumbling stuff which wasn't fun
i didn't did you see anything yes quite a lot of things so you remember um roughly that there was
some kind of spike that was put into the center of the the blazing alert
uh and that turned him into a tree yeah right he's a white tree now he's dead
i think he's more frozen than dead is that also being dead
no it's more like not quite alive like stillness stasis horrible abhorrent stasis
that means he's sleepy oh oh wait actually no i think he is dead it's more of uncle blaze it's
just kind of eevee sleepy if you get sponsored by him you just kind of die if i recall yeah
bad deal there's a bad deal
you think that the burning city outside of it is the inside is not burning it's the outside right
so so to to clarify to clarify in the in the finale um the place you went to was not in
outset it was the city that they attempted to build outside which was called the smoldering city right
which was an attempt at building like a second city that failed um after the events of uh our our uh
last season's finale that city has now ignited and is just like eternally ablaze
it's like the city itself is continually burning i look up at the fact that it has been perpetually
raining for a similar amount of time here is that correct uh so it has not it it has been
it has been kind of overcasted skies but the only sort of massive cloud formation that isn't just haze has
been that perpetual storm that is now locked in the sky the same one that venus old ship flew into
i have a hunch that whatever happened to a lot could have happened to our old froggy friend
oh well we've got uh a ship that flew into the storm and then your angry lady friend who went into the
grotto and you said you were there for the fire okay
i think our next course of action is obvious
yes all in favor of venturing into the grotto say aye aye aye aye that's not gonna work
we gotta we gotta check a ribious though i need to go ahead like if i'm like scratches the side of
his head kind of meekly like well there's a problem yeah is that the water is it drown you if you
touch them well all of those areas now they're very elementally charged so
well it's like all of the old powers are concentrated there
so all of that elemental power is in those small little locations
so if you went into those you'd probably get drowned burned to a crisp right away electrocuted
smothered in earth but you're telling me there's still a chance well you could go try it i wouldn't
recommend it okay all right what do you what do you propose then aethon i'm assuming you didn't
travel all this way just to tell us we're screwed oh no no no no no you just you just need to go to
places of elemental power and get their blessings uh-huh okay well do you know of one oh i know of
three of them i'm working on the fourth tell us someone who can write will write that down
oh for christ i will write it down i got you my handwriting's so good the more rum i have in my
system okay so if you want fire protection of fire that's somewhere in golgotha what
if you want i'm sorry the speaker's typing on me i imagine i imagine a keyboard comes out a little
laptop from his chest oh he's trick as hell yeah tannhauser oh but i don't i don't have the hero
points to narratively declare that tannhauser has a typewriter in his arm he's got he's got he's got a
wrecked hey you could take you could take a complication and get a pity yeah yeah that's what that's
true would you like to take it yeah i'll take a pity point yay let's go first one first pity point
take the pity point and the complication in this case
i'm gonna have that typewriter come back and menace you at some point
excellent i'll hold on to that you better
he's gonna run out of air all right very good now i can type without i'm sorry i was taking a note
that's gonna happen you're gonna have you're gonna have all blacking but it's gonna demand color
yeah to type in black it won't let you print even though you want to print a black and white document
because you don't have the color he's got no cmyk man he's done does this printing press have a usb
port okay and after go gotha if you want earth you're gonna have to go to the fashal mountains
it's my home
i could ask that well well mom might be able to help us out
yeah my mom's super smart like my dad's a little yeah my mom's super smart though they could help us
with that they should know all right that's two god for air i've got air you're gonna need to go to
and asia fuck and asia i gotta go home that's your home yeah why are all of these located at our homes
baldrick just leans on his leg and stares at tan hauser yeah tan hauser it's really peculiar how all
this stuff seems to be centered at our homes as he looks at outset the place where he's lived for 38 years
okay yes i understand but it seems highly unlikely that well it's more than likely actually that this
has something between us having been sponsored originally those areas are uh
a thought laughs well you know they're very connected to the elements which means people's
destinies from those areas often get roiled up in those elements and you know if someone were able
to tell that kind of stuff like say a speaker who can see that kind of thing oh well you know it just
makes it easier all right and as for water you're still working on that one right still working on that
one no no see we had the grotto here but now that the grotto's closed i have to find somewhere else
that's really kind of hard well if i just cast a water breathing enchantment over all of us perhaps
we could fight our way there yeah though then again the current could be too strong yeah and i can turn
into uh never mind as much as i'm remiss to leave vic drowning in a bubble i kind of have to wonder why
the hell she's even in there in the first that actually raises a question athon
yes you say you saw her enter it or someone saw her enter it did they have any other information about
what was going on with that was she carrying anything she had some package something carrying
something covered up a cloth did they see her leave probably not like you said she went in shortly after
water came out well i guess she drowned or something but this no the reason i asked that is because
vic's not a religious martyr she wouldn't just do this of her own accord and die for it which means
someone did pay her which means it's probably marlene's doing
it wouldn't be far-fetched to assume that ribius has a nice spindle through him too
how long of a walk is it from the entrance of the grotto to the interior the boundary
before which you can no longer pass
uh you remember it was like a fairly long way because it went from outside the grotto and then
it went to like ribius's cave and then there was like the larger cavern system that you went to where
you chased after pick okay so it would be more than 500 feet uh potentially yes i mean look you're
higher level you could try it yeah i mean we could always try it and just see if we because even just
a glimpse at what is inside of this could give us more like as we're going out and getting these spells
of protection it could give us some edge that we might not have otherwise gotten give us an idea what
the hell we're dealing with properly instead of just spitballing
but you do know that it like standard ground travel it's still quite a ways to the grotto from
where you yeah that's the only thing so keep that not that you're on like a harsh time limit
gotta say like you know end of the world's just a day away isn't it
well yeah it's been the end of the world for a few months now exactly it's always just another day
away oh for other people and like at this point tashti like speaks up the problem is what's going on
that people aren't talking about that people aren't talking about such as the rot spread
the rot of course it has that should that shouldn't surprise me but here we are
what's the damage and like if i'm kind of like looks down it's been spreading far and wide outside of
the city of course but the solitude has had pockets of it rise expand that was part of the reason we came here
how far is it it's pockets growing everywhere some of the other kaibu's are trying to fight it put it down
it's hard with their powers stymied
we don't have one near here that's a particular problem
uh-oh how big of a threat is it
aethon looks up well it's a pretty big threat so i was gonna ask if you could maybe help out with that a bit
all right i guess the next question is how far away is it and what direction whose car we take
tashti tashti sort of looks up it's not far a few hours to the north of here oh it's easy then
the route being this close means that we should probably get the hell out of here instead of
walking into it just a thought if you don't deal with it it's going to spread anyway
is there any dealing with it of course there is you don't try the answers always no
kind of constant maintenance of course there's a there's a there's a bit of a bigger problem though
all those places i just talked about they're they're all over the continent not sure how you're
gonna get to any of those baldwin will look towards vena
what didn't we encounter some interesting information with regards to something that yeah
in regards to that
declin's airship could be done sitting in a hangar right now
so what we go get the airship we run around swatting the rot until what
i mean the options are pretty simple it's either that or we sit here and wait for the apocalypse
that's slowly creeping towards us
okay so we dive face first in the apocalypse why not screw it you've spat in the face of gods before
we might as well rage in response to the dying of the light that much harder and if you die we don't
have to deal with it anymore exactly and it'll piss in marlene's plans and then we get our house back
uh yeah our house our our house put the arm over the house mina i miss our house i miss our house too
in the middle of the street our house
baldrick has one hand in his pack gently like touching the coring charge i could end it i could
end it all right i could do it i could do it right now such bliss i can sit on my house right
i won't have to deal with the rot but not yet not yet
aethon
yeah i understand that you're likely not exactly rich in resources and wealth
but we are going to go and attempt to deal with this rot problem while we do so
that'll be great
while we do so any aid you and tashti can lend us in infiltrating outset once again would be greatly
appreciated
tashi sort of nods i i can make preparations and have something ready to get you in
see look there's a plan
yeah
now the only other thing is is that i don't have exact locations so i'm just kind of giving
you countries you're gonna have to figure it out i can find out when we get there that's you
you're not there so it's not it's understandable you don't know we'll figure it out
you know i mean most of us are from those places i know where to look in endasia or at least
who to talk to in aase uh who would know what the fuck's going on around the country
yeah my mom will help us out i didn't go go sir if there's trouble it's either going to be in one
of the citadels in which case it should be easy to track down or the war of races would have been
commencing upon that location
and people need shit blown up everywhere so i guess i'm just kind of useful wherever
tell me i'm lying
no the bombs have solved a lot of our problems
and they and they will as long as i'm alive so you know try not to get me killed
do you guys know that baldrick makes his own bombs oh my gosh
did you make your own bombs i thought you bought them
there's a wizard baldrick reaches his hand into his pack and he pulls out the coring charge once more
yes i thought i thought his cookie was so badly exploded so we used call my cooking bad one more
time i will make you eat this coring charge okay i'm sorry thanks
so we got a plan we're gonna go beat up a rot thing then we're gonna go back to outset
kick some people's butts take an airship
and go on an adventure yes that's the spirit oren we spot once in the face of the odds we shall
spit again fiercer more powerfully straight into its eyes and then we'll gouge out its throat and we'll rip
its body and we'll put it high upon its spike and all tell damn it your blood pressure
your blood pressure
you're being very loud
your blood pressure mr janehouser
sit down sit down
ever since you became a nerd
i forgot the cheerios i'm sorry
it's okay here come on come over here come over here and rahul will fish out like a bowl of
cereal from his chest i only have honey nuts today they have lots of glyphosate in this but it will
help keep your blood pressure what the hell are you talking about i didn't i didn't say brand
it's a cereal glyphosate it's a chemical i thought you said capsaicin like oh i got you these cheerios i
cover them in cat's taste spicy nut spicy nuts
welcome to tannhauser's spicy nuts the one
approved cereal of the revolution i've had it
here tannhauser here's this delicious spicy cereal designed to make your life
wow you can taste the venom in every bite
tashi wasn't wrong it's just a short walk north and then a bit to the east that takes you
towards the location where the rot infestation
uh you find yourself approaching what seems to be the remains of some small little
settlement which again makes makes sense because settlements in this place do not last um this is
not like a city akin to the smoldering city this is assemblage of maybe a half dozen buildings put
together though in their center uh the ground is cracked and burst uh then filled in with a lake
though much of the lake now bears the the infection of the black ooze that is the rot
as you approach you can see at the center of this lake is an islet upon which is one of these cracked
structures that the side walls of which are crumbling uh but there's a huge creature that
dwells amidst a pile of bones at its center um its body heaves up and down you can't even get a good
look at it beyond just this bulbous backside it it's like the back of of a skinless raccoon or beaver
but it has quills that sort of ooze out rot along its back me in the mirror um sorry the buildings as
you approach are all surrounded uh by urns some of which are on their sides some of them are are
upright some of them are upside down um but this appears to have had some some sort of significance
as each of the buildings here is filled with urns ceramic
back in the saddle that hideous creature over there can anyone get a good look at it
i think perhaps it's rotten take a little fly around
the breathing sort of permeates the air here
its body rises slowly as it inhales and exhales me when i sleep
you know if you have a problem with that i could get you a machine that like fixes that for you
no you sure you find you're about 20 feet from the shoreline and about 45 feet from the the creature
with about 15 feet of this like mucky lake between you all right we found the source can we go home
you have to take care of it miss vena we have to feed it to a pulp and then burn it
yeah this is the other half of that coming here thing which is we deal with it if we can
ah there's the operative statement if we can if we can if we can the vena i knew
rarely ever got so defeatist over a mere gallon of rum usually would take the second before any
depressive symptoms would show well i'm on two and a half and besides she's gonna take another long swig
the vena that you know died a handful of times so who the hell knows where she is
i should hope that she's standing behind me getting ready to aid us in a life or death struggle
is she
how are you all approaching this she won't let us down uh baldrick's just gonna load uh an alchemist
fire into his bomb launcher yeah for for context um my uh my exploration activity just as a constant
spell thing just so you have context and people have context because i'm a summoner now
um there's some things i have to worry about because action economy is precious to me um one
of my things is i've already pre when we're pre-prayer for the stuff i have so much precaution already
casted uh my belt thing that i i got for me i have a healing scroll and i'm always i have my staff in
one hand that hold one handed and i have a uh heal scroll and the other one uh for that in my library
rolls have a heal spell on it just so you have context um for that in the spell that i am constantly
casting uh basically just to get things ready is pretty much just protect companion i'm just constantly
just like he's like oh here you go just don't die it's like i brought you from the dead
you stay alive and so he's constantly just like well well well it's keeping him up
um on a similar token i have been as we've been approaching detecting magic
um as we see this creature though and and these surroundings i'm gonna throw out to detect magic
but i will also look at rahua and oran both of you are the most well versed in matters
beyond the esoterica of the arcane perhaps you could identify rot when you see it
i'd like to think that i'm pretty well versed at doing that although i have a couple methods i'd like
to try first and rahua will unsheathe his mace and go up to the edge of the waters and put it near
it and see if the waters recoil okay a couple things happen here as you go up rahua um kind of
advancing beyond your commands um i need you
pause this i'm gonna activate a scene here i'm gonna get you to roll some uh i'm gonna get you to
give me a perception for initiative please okay all of us or just rahua uh just well actually all of you
as you're advancing yeah oh boy that's a third remember four four initiative so does your initiative stuff so
hmm 34. i cannot get used to these good rules
i got 20. 10. all right uh and baldrick and oran you can give me chicks as well i will uh
i will roll in a moment awesome and i fixed my thing or enrolled a 11 on the die for total of 29
for his perception for his initiative cool all right so a couple of things go on here um
um
several urns uh oh what do you mean to move
is that three of them in particular everyone but baldrick and tanhauser see this um
um as three of the urns that are flipped over
rise up as though bodies inside them
um propel them up and they
suddenly from like these almost emaciated skeletal forms inside whipping tendrils of black rot
and ooze slap around as stretched skin on these desiccated skeletal
figures goes into the top of the urn and eyes peer out
oh
oh all right
cool uh
we're gonna start here vena you get to go first
oh
uh oh it's still paused
oh yes unpaused there you go unpaused
i have put the big sleepy thing in the middle so you can see it um uh
unless otherwise stated everything in the um the water is difficult to read
i remember viewers you can get your own you can pick up the pdf of these monsters in your
particular or patreon.com this was last month's patreon.gov yeah no all right vena's going to
take a deep breath pull out the rapier with a very shaky hand and is going to go
first action move
second action tumble through
i'm gonna she's doing it i'm doing it i'm just doing it she's doing it oh my god
you can talk yeah you can target it and then do the acrobatics check
yeah there it goes it's the auto oh i still succeeded
oh there you go rolls wow i'm gonna go here get me a little bit of panache
yeah vena's going to give you the most like half-hearted tuck and roll there's not all that
much flair to it this time around she can be just like you know it's the bare minimum to get panache
you just walk by it and you just turn around like like a little twirl
it's like the star trek battle like
very moving very slowly
and yeah she she does a little tumble and is just going to take out the sword and very trepidatiously
like kind of trying to keep it at arm's length uh attack and it's going to roll a natural one
okay i will roll that with a hero point remember you still got a copper key i do have to complicate and thanks to the keeley roll and i still miss oh wait yeah thanks to the keeley roll
keeley roll did they get disabled for some reason did it because i did hit the re-roll with the hero point
i'll fix it i'll fix it it's gonna hit it's gonna hit normally um because it would just be this plus
five so it'd be 31 which one all right um complication yes my complication is from exuberant called your shoes
untied the description is do you know what would really suck while trying to do something cool tripping on your
shoelaces and so veena who has been sloppily drunk for most of the day she is
more disheveled than not she's got the uh uh laces of her boots undone and she like attempts to tumble
through catches one skids forward on her face stands up i've given you the prone condition as a result of
this that's the mechanical element here stands up and goes just another fucking day in the life
just laying there just yeah fuck it do it so so how this will work mechanically though is so you moved
you tumbled you you you did your attack so you'll do damage here because you hit but for the complication
i'm going to say at the end of your turn your breath all right oh yeah the damage that's right
not bad that is 26 all right it takes a damage
this burn turns like slowly ponderously towards you
come at me all right you've done your turn i've done my turn and i'm on end it yes and turn
all righty-dighty for who is seeing the rot board south of him instead of pushing towards whatever
whatever sleepy is i don't like that uh instead going to redirect his attention
southward and is going to move up thurston where are we all prone why are we all prone
and off guard he has all selected everybody fell over sympathetically everybody's earthquake
there we go it's because i was trying to select all things so you can i'll remove it off myself
i've got understandable i like permission to delete the item oh no that's right
let's just do your turn and let thurston take care of it yeah of course
well yeah bro is going to move down here
it's gonna target that rotborn down there and hit them with an iconic anarchic barrage
do it up for roiling torrents of anarch energies go out and see if it hits
it's
28. i'll do the damage on that one rolling damage
boom boom boom all right i'll take 14. i'm so glad i spent like all night making spell effects work
good job soren yeah bob cool as hell and that'll be the end of the turn
all right pass it on all right all right also i checked the uh the rule thing basically just make
sure you do re-roll hero point not just re-roll and take new result make sure you're using the
hero point one um on that now it's time for me and gorgamonger to do some actions uh pretty much to
establish what my expiration thing was gorgamonger will already have protect companion on him just
so i can have that on him you'll already have that on him now basically on how summoner works
uh i pretty much declare split my moves i can't do two actions or two action activities and then
gorgamonger can do two action activities that can't happen um so what i am going to do i see that vena is
having some trouble over there to the north and so oran will go gorgamonger go help vena and he goes
where and um for my first action to do because i can uh because i'm going to basically delegate
one action to me uh i am going to cast guidance i'm going to cast guidance on gorgamonger
basically so gorgamonger can get the plus one to hit and stuff like that now i'm going to delegate
uh three actions to gorgamonger uh so now gorgamonger will now go on his thing
uh so he's going to spend uh two of his actions getting all the way up uh with vena
and flanking this uh like this pot thing that decided to put her prone
gorgamonger now with one action left will take his jaws and go
and just try to bite down onto this thing with his guidance bonus
he hits boom he crits big crits and of course he will now roll 2d8 and he'll hit for 20 damage
and sorry if the camera doesn't follow him it's just for some reason the the camera thing we're
doing doesn't like idle ones for some reason but that's what he does it starts biting into this pot
and all you hear just dragon roaring and he's just just crunches into the you ever see that video
like an alligator eating a turtle it's like that it's just no what the fuck anyway
jesus they show up on reddit uh so anyway that is the end of my turn nature no i don't think you get
to get away from it this quickly zorn it shows up on reddit what do you want me to say i was watching
the funniest video you see this turtle just being eaten alive by an alligator i couldn't stop laughing
anyway anyway it's the rot thing's turn
all right cool uh yeah rot thing's turn um well let's let's go with the rot thing
um you know what i'm gonna have the rot thing walk away from this
okay have him walk on over there as it does so gorger monger will activate his uh reaction of
idol and opportunity uh basically so we'll so will vena vena also has it i do have an attack
vena's too depressed to a up at this juncture so who would like to go first
uh oh yeah you can go first it's okay i'll go i'll go first before anything else that thing should
start uh there so we get the flanking bonus because we can interrupt its movement if we quit
oh yeah uh yeah yeah fair enough fair enough okay good okay gotta oh does hit does not crit though
does hit okay give me give me jean damage damage regular style that's 21. okay so when you do that
it's gonna use its reaction now that it has no reaction oh no sorry sorry sorry you knew this
it's going to rot spill so this does this affects every adjacent creature it's not in the text but so i
need um both of y'all to give me the reflex save i've just put into chat reflex save crit success you're
fine you're fine please give me a moment it's weird how this is it might say it might say orange doing
it but uh they share the same thing uh 37 on orange side nice so gurgamonger will take half damage
this so we'll take six points of root damage
don't know why don't worry i'll fix that oh i see you've got like a weird resistant to all damages
thing yep it's a protect i don't think there's another play i'll legally apply i'll fix that for
you no worries cool uh all right so nothing else or no now gurgamonger can do his thing yes now uh
gurgamonger makes the same thing for attack of opportunity he's gonna uh get a good bite
onto him the big old jaws just crits again here's the crit good lord
crits again there's gonna be two gates eight and a two adding up to 34 points of damage as gorgamonger
just gets a big crunch and this thing does it but of course uh i forget we made that uh reaction
anyway that is it he's gonna bites it again crunch okay
okay so um disrupts the action so it doesn't move um which is fine because it's just gonna then
quickly um take its regular action um
um which i guess it's gonna have to do this um
you know what i think it is gonna do
you're in this like really good good sort of um area around this thing so instead what i'm gonna do is
it's gonna it's gonna look at vena
um and it's gonna cast a spell at you vena oh no
uh i need you to click on that we'll save i think it should be is it visible to you no
it's fine i do not see it oh no it's using shocking grass oh it is no no no i'm just gonna
cast it this way yeah uh you should see this now it's going to cast visions of death on you
oh no eyes open up and stare at you uh give me a will save oh great reflexive one oh come on that's
what i'm sensitive about right now oh my will uh that's a failure on a 26. it's cool you've got a hero
point yeah yeah be sure to right clean use re-roll using hero points oh there you go now now there you go
there you go that that did it that did it yep okay cool um
yeah that'll that'll that'll do huh you will succeed by one so you're gonna take half this damage
where you're only gonna take right oh good lord that's still a lot and you're gonna be frightened
one oh you're 10th level shit does damage here y'all yeah i i know i know but i'm just more impressed
by the fact that all those d6s almost oh yeah completely perfectly welcome to vena's really bad day
yeah for reference max damage would have been 42 mm-hmm it was i'm going with the next pot we're
level 10 now baby yeah that's why i was so anal going like please figure your stuff out i don't
want you to die exactly i know it was just just a really good roll it was very funny comes out um
it's going to waddle on okay oh god can i do this uh sick
you can do it
now how close are you think i can get
i'm gonna get two so i'm gonna get would it move towards us or the one that disturbed it
oh no it's moving towards it's moving towards the group uh because it can do some things to hit
multiples of you which is what it's gonna do um it is going to cast a spell it's going to cast
igrim tendrils as tendrils of black icarus mass come out and hit both baldrick and oren uh please roll
the fortitude save you got it absolutely
uh okay oh and roll a nine for a total of 28. i rolled an 18 for 36 but that's just you'll both
take half damage from this nine not bad nine all right that was that guy uh that will then bring us
to the third pot pot the third it's kind of ironic for fighting pots when we just release the animation
of the pot then it's true true pretty good yeah the powers that be have not legalized this part
this is the sort of pot i am not for the legalization of cool i hate i hate this but as much as it would
be funny to do something uh instead i'm going to target rahua so rahua you like strike this um this
plot uh doing damage to it uh then you you turn and you like as as you strike it you see it kind
of waddles out it shoots the tendril at your friends almost like it's ignored you despite you
taking this aggressive stance and that's when you feel this cold grim feeling over your shoulders um
as you are as you are suddenly smacked with a vision of your own death at the hand of this
thing please give me the will save it okay you're a cleric you'll be fine will is
i'll be fine yeah next 22. there we go 41. take not a thing from this you you you don't you you've
only been alive a short amount of time death means nothing to you even if i wasn't alive a short amount
of time it's just a transitory period what gave you what gave you the right to show me what my
vision i'm gonna kill you i'm gonna beat your head in there remember if you're getting that
telling you can make a declaration this ain't nothing to me i'll kill you
yeah yeah baltrik you're up yes uh seeing as how this thing has decided to violate my personal airspace
and is now within chucking distance i'm going to actually stow my launcher considering vena and
gorgamunger have that one tied up over there yeah we got this one mr baltrik i'm gonna stow my launcher
so i can actually have a hand for you because this thing takes two hands to hold
uh i will stow it and i will throw an alchemist fire at this funny little guy approaching me
okay oh it looks like your alchemist fire your normal vial things replace it but for this one
we can we can fix that later oh okay all right uh apologize i'm going to add you on that one
now you're confused on it uh for reference thurston this is supposed to have sticky applied to it
but i couldn't seem to apply that in the modifier but is it a toggle on no it's a toggle in your action
section on your character sheet i have it check marked for you oh okay good so that does apply
even if i'm using it okay cool versatile vial damage so like with fire and stuff like that that's now
like your alchemist fire now so uh you know okay so i i don't need to make alchemist fire yeah yeah
yeah i got that okay well oh well i'll do that i'll fix that another time he'll just yeah alchemist
got changed baby to where you're now more versatile yes extremely versatile point of fact hits target with
a 33 all right all right and i will now roll the damage however there's a funny thing in that uh
he can i can now apply sticky bomb to things without having to waste a whole bunch of time applying that
prior to the fact there you go just do it on the fly
still not a great roll but it's it's good it's a 17 however it will now take 10 fire damage every turn
12 12 12. oh is it weak that's a lot 12. no no it's 12 persistent is the amount it's going to take
ah yeah so it's going to take 12 persistent fire now however i can i can one-up that
because i've thrown an alchemist fire or you know fire whatever we're calling it now
uh i can very easily draw and throw a different one and apply an additional sticky effect to it
so i'm going to swap to acid flask and i'm also going to strike that at a map minus five because
that's my second move yeah because i it was one action to stow the launcher one to draw and throw
one to draw and throw sound right uh well you fired you fired so that's one yeah and then you
spend an action to stow and then one to do the yeah throw it yeah but i didn't i didn't fire the
launcher i just threw with my hand oh okay you just threw with your hand so yes because i can't i can't
throw yeah yeah because it's a two-hander i can't throw with it in my hand no you're good you're good
anyway map minus 14 yes yes yes multiple attack penalty go yeah forget those folks we we haven't
they haven't touched this in a while so that's gonna miss god uh let me see some air points yeah
i'm thinking about it yeah i got two you know what i'll give it a whirl i'll throw it again
using a hero points re-roll using a hero point go go
there you go this time with the low real well yeah yeah so i'll roll that again
or for damage i should say yes and because this also has sticky bomb on it i am maximizing damage
over time because the regular damage on acid flasks is not very impressive yeah so now it's
going to take 2d6 plus 10 acid persistent and 12 fire persistence he's gonna go on it's good it's
really good i'm i am new alchemist i am the slow blade that pierces the shield
i am the one that is so burning
oh answering a quick yeah answering a quick chat thing i don't have moss bombs presently because
there's been some funny about getting that to work with the new system for now
for now all right uh would you uh yeah you can just uh enter perfect and tan
does yeah at another time in another place tanhauser might have unsheathed his weapon and charged
but lately tanhauser's been going through some stuff he's been re-evaluating his strategies
his approach to revolution and as a result
i'm not going to take my weapon in charge and shocking grasp all my problems
in fact this turn i'm not going to wind up doing much of anything at all believe it or not
not that it won't be useful tanhauser seeing the approaching pot is just going to look at his others
someone smoke this backward for me i have something else to tend to i can't even take a hero point from
you because you have none left exactly and i'm going to cast corrosive muck
however i am simultaneously going to cast it and not cast it thirst and help them because i am going to
utilize a new ability called into the future
and i'm going to as my quantum singularity at the center of my being words to life i will manipulate
the tangle of the weave the threads of mana and magic to foment my will upon reality and then shoot
that action to next turn so my spell will go off at the start of my next turn
okay okay perfect and that's my turn done you really are a wizard mr tanhouser yeah said how's
there now that's all really cool at all but to everyone else they just see hold on a moment
and the tin has are wiggling his fingers and just kind of doing what are you doing mr tanhouser
i'm casting magic use your magic just give me a second
i do nothing in the face of the game uh faster
from vena pro vena save me prone vena
it's going to say
prone vena's having a bad time after the visions of death her hands are like shaken really bad because
she has already died now that one's a that one's that was a rough one and uh she's going to first
action stand up okay you're up second action she's going to faint okay uh with an ei
you may target it and faint it exactly stands up falls down unconscious again i should i should have
on your bar thing put a faint thing for you but of course you can find it wherever it is
i got it
uh why did that it's a secret role with you and the game master kind of deal but uh
here it kind of does that it's okay we see did i roll another one
uh did you no it's just 14 wait did you still a crit fail though wait one sec that's not your
deception is untrained what what yeah but it's a master on my sheet it is technical difficulties
just roll it up uh in your actions here i will fix you yeah uh i will add this to your actions you
should see in your action section your sheet faint just target it and click that deception
roll there for me see if that works out yeah my combat hud doesn't want to pop up i've got the
thing toggled yeah don't worry don't worry about that uh just open up your normal character sheet
it's always your backup and your action section i put fink there for you pop that out you'll see the
deception button in there make sure the guy's targeted and click that for me um oh it is only giving
me a plus four it's not giving me a proper deception check that's just rolling for you one sec
okay that's oh it's it's letting you do it for me weird i'm pretty pug uh it's pretty epic tell me
me when you uh if you ever have your hud out oh i think i know what might be happening you might think
it's connected to your old character and that might have worked out oh that's weird that's
very strange yeah mentally take issues myself tactical issues uh i can just roll it from my
core skills you can just roll a deception yeah yeah yeah we can just yeah that way sorry everybody
well look at that funny i was i was listening to the monty python intermission music during and all
that so i think that was that's appropriate yeah all right it's off guard until the end of your next
turn all right yeah veen is going to she makes like she's gonna tumble again kind of shakes her head
and decides against it and kind of fakes him out and is gonna go for another attack oh the many eyes
oh yeah get to you creepily i it's not letting me do my panache again all right i was able to do it
last turn and now it's now it's not connecting to my thing if anything else just try to mainly
do it from your character giving you panache i've got you got you one sec one sec one sec yeah no i had
a macro set up that usually put panache on me and it did it last turn but now foundry says you
don't get to do that anymore frowndry frowndry thank you thank you listen i whiff get dunked
all right i still do the precise the precise strike damage you know it's fine this is thematic um
i think you just click that button yep nice 11 points of damage yeah still do 11 points of damage
vena is you faint she she fakes it out and she makes like a wild swing at it her hand is shaking
like a leaf at this point and she her heart's not in it her heart's just not in it
and uh yeah that's my turn all right rahua you're up who's gonna move on up yeah yeah
it's gonna target this cretia right here that tried to have the audacity to vision of death him
yeah and oh no no no the vision of death came from behind you this one up here grim tendrils your
friends oh well this ain't about him that's fair that's not this guy right here that's
fuck this guy in particular drowning yeah everyone's drowning this session i'm gonna hit him with my
striking impactful mossy pick do it up
31 hit good here oh yeah roll damage him on the damage salad
bow salad 20 damage three of that is coal and five is force
it's also gonna take an extra 10 because it's awesome yeah uh but but i have good news for me
it's gonna react and uh make you give me a reflex save please as he starts to shake the the pot as you
hit him no yes don't shake your reflex save oh great well let's find out
well that's not very good that's yucky i'm gonna re-roll that one that's fair that's
my last zero point for rua goodbye last no more not much better point but it's a success but it
succeeds so it's better than nothing success success so you're gonna only take three six
for the podcast people they mean yeah yeah only gonna take 10 points of rot damage as
rot sprays as this uh shakes uh the moss mace i applied manually uh just for people
hey gosh yeah should i edit that later should it just auto apply oh no it doesn't matter because
it's moss so it's you have to affect that yeah yeah i i got it here i got it i want to take
i want to take extra work of the game master he does so much such a cool guy uh i'm gonna
actually use my last action to raise a shield oh raise a shield he's tanking
oh he's making he's activating prospect kill him i'm activating my new ability because i
but there would did more to be bigger this time oh god i took the bastion dedication you're a big man
now doing big shield i raise a shield heck yeah all right all right all right orin you're up all
right orin is going to try to help out some people uh he is going to dedicate three actions to himself
uh one he's going to cast burst burst eyedolin but he's also going to try to do a special ability
uh that summoners can do to try and extend his boost
uh so basically what i have to roll is that uh since basically just for people to know um i have
a dragon i don't but we said switch from arcane the primal for the thing so it's just i have to do it in
some weird ways and uh oh dear oh my stuff every said huh bugs anyway i am going to basically basically
what i have to do is roll a check i basically have to roll a nature check see if it stays boosted
i'll roll a 19 on the die for a total of 39 it's going to stay boosted because
to show you for uh boost idolin there you go it takes it's a free action and basically because i'm
doing boost idolin this will now last uh basically the because some different dc the dc is usually a
standard difficulty dc of your level which for me is 20 uh so that'll be critical
so that lasts for four four turns four three turns uh uh yeah four rounds uh so basically i
don't have to worry about that anymore that's one action for that my other two actions that i see for
tingle vine i'm gonna use for tingle vine or if i mess up i'll uh i'll adjust if it's just a normal
success just three rounds if i did math wrong um i'm gonna cast tingle vine onto this guy that's near
just in case this thing decides to get closer to us uh so it's gonna go to lower its movement
i hit it with a 29 for success the target takes a minus 10 foot circumstance penalty to its speed
for one round and they tend to escape using your spell dc to remove the penalty uh it has a spell
effect thing which i think you already got put on there i got it so that is going to be orange
three actions which leaves gorgomonger with one and what gorgomonger is going to do is continue to
chomp onto this pot so do it gorgomonger is going to come over and just go raw with his jaws and just
bite down onto this thing unfortunately he misses with the three but i have one last hero point you know
using them all up before the big fight yes yes just want to get vena out of here he re-rolls he makes
a form of the thing but to our bonus all the extra stuff turns into a crit hell yeah 35 omniscient dorgomonger
eight and a seven on the eights for a total of 52 points of damage is a big marauding dragon that
ends to the death of this thing he pretty much picks this up and you hear instead of where it goes
as he's this jaws just brings down to the spot just makes it burst forward and of course when it's
killed the rodborn explodes at a burst of rot as his urn shatters creatures within the 10 foot burst take
10 d8 rock damage with a basic reflex save in which gorgomonger will make that save right now
no along with vena which vena oh my god you want to say what you rolled vena i rolled a two it's okay
i'm on failure station with you as well because i rolled a 24 so we both failed which means we both
will take that damage so we take out this uh thing for at least you didn't critically fail okay
yeah that that would have been bad but it also would have been bad as if this thing had rolled as
high as the first roll this thing got to do yeah yeah so we both so like yes gorgomonger just tears
in it explodes showering you all are you both in rot as it is defeated when you you see orange just
kind of like fall to his knee as like gorgomonger gets hit and he just you know kind of a little
blood and everything on him and he looks over the pauldrick and tannhausen remember who it's like
it's like it explodes when you have to call your dog away from tearing into the giant bloated
rotted pumpkin in the middle of the field oh yucky at that uh that is the end of orange turn
okay cool oh that's bad well i've got to go with the rot born uh so the first thing i'm gonna do
i'm gonna walk up to here
i'd really rather you didn't
chat makes a chat makes a good point it would be a really good time for vino to vent the contents of
her stomach then it's gonna oh no this cool spell called the empiric exsanguination well don't do
that it's gonna hit all three of you in a cone uh can i get you all to click on that reflex save for
me please it's a fortitude actually i think you're fine or fortitude it is a fortitude thank you so
thank you i said it's okay i bet you missed me saying all that shit at you very good i failed
success success let me quickly take a look here you've got a hero point i know i'm contemplating if
i need 26 is a lot i'm gonna reroll that with a hero point that's a big hit hero point that's the same
roll but it gets an additional 10 so it's a success yay the reason that this is good is because if you
failed it would have given it more temporary hit points because it basically sucks life force out
of all of you so all of you are going to take half of this so you're all only going to take 24
which is really good because baldrick if you would have um failed that it would have got 24
or would have got 48 hits instead yeah and it currently is trying to outpace its encroaching
demise from the dots correct 10 hauser twice equal to half the damage a single creature takes oh i did
hit 10. kill him kill him wait that doesn't make sense sorry that's weird it says he took damage twice
but he when i hit him with the second one it restored him to full so i'm just gonna hit him i guess you have
no choice but i i guess i just don't take the damage because there's a mistake there oh wow that's
crazy i'm gonna gonna give myself 12 10 minutes oh not 120 oh god no god oh he is now a god
got some fucked up man right there man good lord some coco melon shit you are doing to me i also need to
because apparently deleting that token took him out of initiative i've judged it that's fine
all right uh that's gonna be that guy's go uh that will bring us to the other one uh it casts some
magic did the other one not take its damage oh sorry at the end of its turn it would have yes so once
i can't but you took it out that's right you turn it out it's because yeah no no no so what i'll
do is i'll go to its turn and then i'll leave it and then so there we go um okay so i'm gonna roll
recovery checks just to see if any of this does anything fuck no he does not fire no and on the acid
no he's still acid and fired uh all right then that's gonna bring us to context audio listeners it
it took uh beautiful fire 25 points of persistent damage thanks to balder yes it's new alchemist
uh that sticky guy new alchemist gonna walk up to there is what's gonna happen
all right and that's that one's go uh did he just disappear uh oh sorry i clicked the wrong button on
the token there we go okay there we go oh no new move unlocked yeah oh no that's on uh baldrick here
uh baldrick is going to hang on let me just quickly range this so he's right there right yeah okay you
said this is a 10 foot radius for detonation wait if what what yes uh if if possible i would love this
man to be dead the one that's harassing me the problem is if i kill it it's going to blow up on
us and we're going to take a ton of damage
okay i mean what what do you need me to do man do you want me to just attack it again
no i mean honestly you you i trust your judgment if if attacking and killing it you killing it
causes us to blow up that is net bad i would rather just take him swinging at me it's okay i i
have a plan to kind of keep us healthy so okay by the time it's our turn like i i still got the
capability to keep us healthy so you're basically going to ignore him i'm all right yeah rahuo can
be the one i trust in baldrick's judgment i'm gonna just move and try to spread it as much
damage over time as i can because this guy's completely fresh yeah yep so i'm gonna move
sorry gotta do this right you're okay move one action move over there draw the launcher which is
presently loaded because i loaded it before combat which is why i didn't fire it before
and i'm going to range this guy with what is loaded in it which is alchemist fire i'm gonna tick so it
won't let me untick the range penalty uh or excuse me not on ticket but it won't let me just do away
with it even if i have circumstance if you want to outside i mean i could i could just untick it so
it's not okay it's just yeah yeah because it's still gonna plant the range people but i'll take
that off go boom uh that's a 13 and that strikes him for that's also sticky bomb by the way that has not
changed uh here we go that's another 16 destroys it really yep it that thing was
what the thing shatters and explodes and is gone fascinating i don't know why that is oh
well regardless that's the end of my turn because that was all my actions to draw and then fire the
launcher my launcher is now empty tan hazard you're up it's not out of the initiative track
no it's clearly dead guys shut up
no matter gaming odoroshi rider and i didn't specifically say it cast a spell and then moved
did i um this mother's fucking lie
there's something important that you're not seeing
remember remember that spell i cast last turn yeah you get to drop some luck where's the
luck going here is here is the time where i tell you uh that i'm possibly about to make a terrible
mistake but i love terrible mistakes okay this guy is sleeping and is notably not aggroed
um however we don't know when he's gonna wake up it could literally happen at any point yeah so i'm going
to do something to slow and damage him which will almost certainly wake him up however wait however
will also almost certainly give us some time and some damage because i'm casting high level spells
is that okay gang yeah yeah i mean it doesn't matter if you think it's okay do it oh shit i didn't mean
to put that there it's okay you just move the template all right i'm going to throw one of my corrosive
mucks there right on top of it okay how do i how do i move this mama jamma yeah so top left you see
the ruler make sure it's on the uh selector thing just drag it where you want and then be sure to click
back to your guy thing so you can actually click your token and so you don't make more
excellent excellent excellent excellent okay so uh all of a sudden roaring out of time and space
two vast pools of corrosive nanite muck are going to rip alive um that area is going to be for the
next minute difficult terrain and anything that starts a turn with it needs to make me uh a basic uh a
quite high reflex save now for my spell on my turn okay i'm going to well something happens real i believe
something happens if you want the thing to happen now please yeah it does because order of operations
makes it that would something um something's happening something's happening let's reveal what's
behind the curtain oh no oh no rising up is a um immense thing that can only be described as a horrific
amalgam of rot muscle and platypus
look at him
you just want to you just want to pick him up and squeeze every juice coming out for podcast listeners
basically think of a platypus that has the predator face with its bill yes and this bill is above the
predator mouth yeah this thing is not furry and cute this thing looks like a hairless like bulbous
disgusting cat thing and it's just just just just horrific with pustules on it all this other
stuff it's got like these spiny hair things which are just it's tugbert gone wrong yeah great you pick
him up and hold him it's a horrifying monster platypus looking thing with the predator face so
like bird after not surviving this thing who was having a good old honk snoo just had
shit gas thrown on it and now it's pissed oh no sure is sure it's the top of the initiative order
all righty um uh-oh tanhouser part of the plan are you sure
oh that was the most speaker d thing ever though guys guys i really want to use my high level spell
slide so like it would it be okay if i triggered the boss like a round or too early yeah cool thanks
all right now that we've all had a little yuck why don't i show you the power
of a wizard i'm gonna cast wall of stuff yeah yeah so to help with this to help you tanhouser you can
use the reactions um you can use the rectangle template to the ray template that can help you
illustrate walls there's no placement things for these you're gonna have to figure it out it's 120 feet
and it says you shape a wall of solid i know i'm reading it to you like i know you should already
know this but it's just for audio listeners for wall of stone uh you create a one inch thick wall
of stone up to 120 feet long and 20 feet high so you can kind of snake it around if you want uh you
can shape the wall's path placing each five feet of the wall on the border between squares so basically
you're thinking like minecraft blocks yes think of that so as you place the template make sure it's
kind of like a line really uh or just like five squares like as you're putting it however um yeah
the wall doesn't need to stand vertically so you can use it to form a bridge you can make it like flat
if you want you must conjure the wall in an unbroken open space so its edges don't pass through any
creatures or objects so you can't put it on him or the spell is lost each 10 foot by 10 foot section of
the wall has an ac 10 hardest 14 and 50 hp and it's immune to critical hits and precision damage
uh a destroyed section of the wall can be moved through but the rubble created from its different
terrain now this thing just lasts you just make the wall of stone it lasts forever basically um
and this thing can start chunking through it so that's for the context of what's happening
exactly now i've made this little cage around it to where if it wants to get out of this it has to
go through damaging difficult terrain and then get through the wall of stone which will almost
certainly take at least one turn um additionally i have some other tricks up my sleeve but that'll be
that for now now i've used about 40 feet of the wall of stone can i can oh shit i didn't mean to move it
um can i continue with it i guess i should just use the ray tool instead of this yeah you don't
want to make a solid block there you want to make uh yeah an actual line because it's going to tell you
how you snake it because what you can do you can double layer the wall so after it's going through
one chunk it has to bite through another chunk yeah that's absolutely correct um it is for one taxi
if you want to do i'm sorry i'm trying not to tell you how to i apologize i'm giving you no no no
you're doing you're totally fine so that's all right so that's uh jesus christ it's hard to keep
track of how much i'm actually making i have a lot of wall that i get to make
so this is 40 25 65 45
50 like gearish okay yeah so that's that's what we'll do then i'll delete this
yeah and we'll get to hear it okay all right and it'll rise up out of nothing and i believe this
pot gets to bonk me on the head for casting a spell in melee range doesn't have attack of opportunity
he's good or react to strike so the beast is contained for now clear out the chop and get ready
for a fight and that'll be my turn sounds good good wizard turn good wizard turn good wizard
good wizard it's gonna start its turn in your in your little
shit zone in the goop so it's got to give a reflex save which will
uh it's gonna fail oh
click the roll damage button for me please you got it
a nice 22 damage cool
that make it easier for you 20 speaker pop out crust of muck right click and do pop out so you
have that window for you oh lovely that'll help make it easy you don't have to scroll
uh rob then it's gonna start cracking down walls um
uh okay yeah it's it's basically gonna start
bust in walls here so each 10 by 10 foot section that's ac2 hardness for no no no yeah but it's 10
by 10 it's not five feet wide so it's kind of weird like i can i have to attack it in a specific way
which is fine okay
okay it cannot miss uh unless i roll a natural one so i'm just gonna
fucking roll 3d20 yeah five percent chance for it to not do anything you could roll the nat one
that's why i'm rolling 3d20 yeah um so i'm i didn't roll a nat one because i don't want to
show you how much damage this thing does uh or how what its hit bonus is um yeah
uh you can put on secret rules or uh your personal that's what that's what i'm gonna do for the
damage okay uh sorry i apologize if i'm like getting in there people i'm just trying to help out
i know some people don't remember boundary features sometimes
i don't know so probably like a listener is kind of like dude
i'm just trying to help producers all of its actions smashing through a big chunk of the wall which
i will remove post hey regardless even if it bursts through just fine even with like
the 50 hardness and or like the 14 hardness and the 50 hp uh it just had eight through so many
actions exactly the thing so like you're keeping it in and it has to go around turn so that was an
opportunity for me to put on as many dots as i can yeah now that you've been opening i just need to
get to it and also now can't just rush down the middle and take out the squidgy back line
it's going to have to engage on the side where two strong melee fighters are
all right there we go uh oh one sec um
okay all right uh vena you're okay it is i um i could run and help y'all deal with that pot but
frankly i don't want to draw its attention more into the back line
um quick question is vena's fear supposed to wear off at some point
into her turn uh it will and now yeah yeah okay
you're correct my bed also you should not be flat-footed anymore
oh off guard now she's gone there she is yeah all right i'm gonna move here yeah uh i'm going to go
ahead and tumble through let's see if my macro is working now okay so it is
not great but it still succeeds still succeeds it's a 30 does get here can you panache get me some
panache uh okay it's working now i had to refresh my page but now foundry decided it likes me again
hell yeah that's as much as we like you hopefully oh
all right i'm gonna strike this with a frost rapier and if it explodes on both of us tanny i'm so sorry
well that's funny at least it's pretty funny
no veal looks like shit right now and i'm
oh we are so back oh do i take it back we like you more than foundry
i missed you odo i missed you in this campaign specifically your eldar could roll dice like
nobody's business but this this drunk pirate mess nah dog you can't ask for a pity point over
yeah for a pity point yeah thurston i am on my hands and knees you've watched my rolls you've
watched how the dice have landed and you must take pity on my poor broken soul because you know the
the more i re-roll the more chance i have to roll another natural one of course i'll bequeath the
pity point upon you here if you wish to use it on this roll or save it for later that's up to you
well i like the pity point upon you i complicate either way you know at the start of the session
we all choose three complications to go through i feel like i should choose more i feel like i need
more than three what a mess what a mess yeah okay well there we go let's go real feast or famine huh
that's my rules baby welcome back to my grind okay so you're so this is definitely gonna blow up then
uh yes uh my main goal i can heal i know it's just all right well it was a critical miss oh this hits
it that something's bad still gonna happen first it all goes to your thighs and then you blow up
56. 56 points of damage yeah that's some damage um it's not enough to kill it oh
whoa holy crap they're hardy it did siphon off 12 to sort of cover for the damage it took but not
enough yeah you you smash into a cracking off part of the pot which you know what that means right
uh it's now time to complicate no i mean it will be yes but also i require both you and tanhazard
give me a basic reflex save because it's gonna use it's shaking reaction
shaking like it's tweaking let us do a synchronized backflip
i'm just gonna you did not even try the backflip all right
oh you just fall backwards
it takes 12 points of rot damage
are you good tanny uh i'm doing great thanks for asking cool is that the idea go vita
uh yeah that's me all right oh wait hold on my complication yeah hey our patrons paid so much
money for that yeah um complication uh okay i have one okay wait no that was that's if i miss an attack
okay this one's from neospector and the complication name is cramp with an exclamation point
you twist something pull a muscle or otherwise suffer a perfectly natural if ill-timed painful spasm
any physical uh attacks you're making while this occurs will almost certainly be less effective and
magical origin we're prone to this the fate is thankfully not long lasting the gm is free to
indulge well don't put that caveat in there you know what the hell does that mean indulge in a cramp
indulge she dropped your weapon
i dropped my weapon not again
yeah she hits it wait a second sorry does that just remove it entirely from your character sheet
with no way of picking oh no it's still there okay good it clicks into the ground and falls
reaches into your pocket grabs your rapier and just goes
no more i've indulged by treating myself to a dropped melee weapon this or the swashbuckler's bane
yeah that's been a real cramp goes spinning out of her hand and she just
fucking whatever she just really didn't want to be hit by rot yeah she's covered in it she looks like a sad
wet cat right now probably seems seems legit all right rahua all right those poor oil slicked penguins
ah well i was going to try and reposition that one tan hauser but seeing as we have more pressing
issues at hand uh rahua will look back to the horrid rot beast that is slowly breaking free of its
containment chamber and deciding to put it back in its cage a little bit more uh you can't see it
there's a wall between you and it i'm believing that it's there i hear it raging against the wall being
crumbled around
help us first help you first yeah get rid of this thing
oh you concentrate all of our efforts together and didn't kill the plabitamisu
are you only together can we overcome the plappitatimus yeah
teamwork don't say that don't say that don't call it that teamwork
What is there something wrong with calling it to plop a totemus?
That's not how it's going.
I'm going to say a slur at some point, I'm waiting on it.
Some other language.
Uh, that was me.
20 feet tall, correct?
What?
Yes, climb it.
20 feet tall.
Yeah.
He's going to climb it.
20 feet tall?
Yeah.
Would you need me to pull up the climb action?
I think I have it on my sheet here, hold on.
It should also be available if you enable the special Argon Combat HUD.
That's true.
True power of friendship, our fucking tank leaves.
I'm not leaving, I'm merely making you pay for the consequence of your teammate's actions.
He's going to go get milk.
I'll be back in two seasons.
Yeah, later, I'm out of here.
Get back to your position.
It was like, I'll see you all in therapy.
I don't think I can actually, with all my actions, get up 20 feet on that wall.
Yeah.
It's 20 feet high.
You would have to do athletics checks and go over.
Six foot vertical.
The only way you can get through is if you still help.
Oh no, I don't get my silly jumping yet.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Not yet.
This is your fault, Ted Hauser.
You would have to cast flying yourself and hope you can go up high enough.
But even there, it would take multiple turns for you to do the thing.
And by the time you get up over the wall, this thing's past the wall.
I'm looking at both of your health so I can see who's worthy.
Oh yeah, Veena's absolutely more worthy.
Okay.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi, Veena.
Hello.
Hi.
I'm going to target this creature and I'm going to smack him with a restorative strike.
Smack dance.
I'm going to let it shut.
I'm going to target him.
Hold on.
I'm targeting him.
Target him.
Target him.
Do it up.
I did.
How about you target?
How about you do it?
Target him.
Target him.
Target him.
Target him.
Target him.
Just bullying you for no reason.
I was trying to put it in the chat so people could see it.
Oh, oh well.
It is targeted, so I'm going to just go ahead and hit him now.
Yeah, hit him.
I'm going to hit him.
I believe in you.
Just do it.
I'm going to do it.
Oh.
I thought we said you were going to hit it, man.
Shut up.
What the fuck?
Why'd you mess with a 26th?
Hey, you know what I've got?
You know what I've got?
You got some juicy pity points, Thurston.
I got some real tasty pity points for you.
Mmm, pity points.
Thurston, can I persuade you?
I'm not going to get on my knees.
I don't think we've earned that yet.
Can I persuade you for a pity point so I can punish my party members later?
We're at the markdown than the previous one.
There's only one left now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You can go ahead.
You can do it.
Yeah, go ahead.
Thank you, King.
I will remember to not abandon my party members at a future time.
Eh.
You're losing here points.
So now, there's no more pity points.
That was a crack.
Okay.
What?
What?
Okay.
Okay?
The best part is that I don't even know if I need to give you a complication.
Roll the damage.
Sure.
How do you donate for pity points again?
49.
Basically, anything you do, chat, which is your bits, donations, subs, anything fills up the pity point bar.
Anything you do.
And I am going to choose to invoke the DC47 Fort check and see if he can be pushed.
Okay.
So, uh, yeah, what is it?
What's the DCL?
Uh, 27.
Yeah, there should be a click thing in chat there for you.
I got it.
Yeah.
Push it into Tanhouser Square.
Yeah.
Remember, mirror fellows, say out loud what you say.
Uh, it's going to succeed with a 32.
Okay.
I will show this to the server.
And I'm going to, before my turn actually ends, because I have to proc restorative strike.
Because when I hit somebody with this, I get to automatically cast one of my cleric fonts.
And that's going to go right into Veena.
And Veena is going to get restorative for same fact as a one action harm or heal.
Now I'm going to harm one of those.
Yes.
I'm going to harm you.
My side.
I'm going to target you.
Answer your question in chat.
Did we get rid of the villain point system?
Yes.
We completely redone it.
You can get to our Patreon and see the update post.
It's all different.
It's just, it just makes us feel better.
And it's less antagonistic.
It just felt garbage.
It feels way better, honestly.
Yeah.
We're having more fun with this and that's what we want.
We want to have more fun.
Friend thirst.
Here.
Here.
Yeah.
Speaking of fun.
Now you press the button.
Uh oh.
Now you press the button.
Uh oh.
All of you who are out of hero points, and now I have no pity points left.
Don't fucking critically fail this is all I'm going to say.
Well, Veena did.
Let's do this.
Let's synchronize the button.
Let's do this.
Let's do this.
Let's do this.
Let's do this.
Let's do this.
Let's do this.
Let's do this.
Let's do this.
Let's do this.
Let's do this.
Let's do this.
SYNCHRONIZED BACKFLIP.
KAYY!
Just Rahua.
Rahua was a one-off.
It's the Rahua.
It's the Rahua.
The heart.
He's going to swing.
Just shut the fuck up.
Rahua takes 38 points of right damage.
By Rahua coin.
Tenhauser takes 19.
Vena takes none.
Because I'm fast as fog.
All right, Rahua, is that your go?
That is my go, because I have no other actions I can take.
Go, Gabunga.
Okay, okay.
I'm so scared.
Pass the baton.
I'm passing the baton.
Oren.
Hi, everybody.
Oren Gaming.
Now it's time for my turn.
I'm going to first do my first action, do Doctor's Visitation.
Basically, what that means, I get a free movement.
Then I can do Battlefield Medicine, which is going to be on to myself.
My first movement is going to go right on top of the corpse.
I can get to adjacent all these people.
See, now I want to dedicate three actions to be for Oren.
That first action is going to be that.
He's now going to do the treat thing for it.
I did have all the macro set up, but things got changed on me.
So please forgive me as I struggle here.
Click this.
Do that.
Do treat wounds.
Do the thing.
Treat wounds macro.
There it goes.
I should be able to do this with Assurance and that should be an automatic success.
It is.
I get healed.
Ooh, not that all that much, but it's 19.
It's going to be a little hapa.
For my other two actions, I am going to be casting a phenomenal spell called Cloak of Lights.
Now, basically, Cloak of Light, what this does is basically, Cloak of Light, basically, it doesn't matter for the fortitude to save this only for undead.
Basically, I surround myself in holy light.
You pretty much feel like Febreze going around, like minty fresh forest smell go around as Oren kind of like illuminates in light.
So, you surround yourself in holy light and restore the living in rebuffs undead.
You glow a bright light of 30 radius and all that, whatever light doesn't matter.
Living creatures that begin their turn adjacent to you recover 4d6 hit points.
So, basically, at the start of your guys' turns, whatever it gets there, I will roll this healing thing for you and you'll be healed that much.
I cannot.
It is adjacent to me, so this is rolling for Thurston.
And will this be able to heal me because I'm adjacent to myself or will we restrict it by only people around me?
If we go by raw, I think it's only people around me, but I just want to ask you.
I think that's the intent.
I don't think it affects you.
That's A-OK.
I 100% agree with that.
So, basically, it doesn't apply now, but it's going to be at the start of your turns.
So, whenever that happens, you guys will go, ah, be healed for that.
Now, for the very last action, uh, Gorgomonger, uh, where his position is, Gorgomonger has the ability to also do Battlefield Menison.
So, Gorgomonger is going to do that onto himself just to make sure he can get, uh, patched up a little bit more.
So, Gorgomonger is going to treat wounds upon himself.
He's going to risk it for the biscuit on this one because Gorgomonger shares skills with me.
I think Gorgomonger's thing is for Medicine plus 18.
Uh, we're going to try to risk it for the biscuit here.
Try to get some extra healing for stuff.
Let me see if Assurance does it.
Please forgive me.
I don't...
Oh, the Assurance does do it.
Cool.
That works out.
Um, because I can't remember the math off the top of my head.
He gets healed of 23 HP and because of Gorgomonger and Oren share health, I basically was able to heal myself twice and be able to do a heal thing to get everybody around me.
And that is going to be the end of Oren's turn.
Sorry for taking so long.
Oh, you're good.
That's a big turn.
Uh-oh.
That thing.
John Jarpenter's that thing.
What thing?
Good point.
Good point.
Also, just to check on people's time, is everyone feeling tired?
No, I'm good.
I'm still good for now.
I'm good.
Okay.
I was very caffeinated before this session.
So I'm going to sleep normally tonight.
I'm still...
So Thirsten, we're good to finish this then.
Finish him.
Because we were going to end at some point.
Oh, let's give him some time.
But if everyone's good, let's finish this fight.
Let's kill this thing.
Thirsten.
Yeah.
Thirsten.
Yes.
Because Funny Friend has not technically moved from his spot since destroying the wall.
Correct?
Yeah.
Correct.
Would you give me any kind of penalty for simply trying to lob a shot over the wall at him using the launcher?
If you're trying to, like, specify where he is, I'd just say probably a minus two circumstance.
I think I might take that because me, well, I could try to reposition, but then I would also be in targeting range, I think.
Also, I can't actually reposition anywhere that lets me actually target him.
Oh, wait.
Yeah, you can get to where, uh, you can get to the right of Gorgomonger, because if you get behind him, you'll take a-
I only have a 20-foot move.
Uh, yeah, you should be able to get the right here, to the right of him.
That's a 25.
Yeah, you have a 25 move.
That's one action.
No, the problem is if I want to lob at 60, I need two actions to have the grenade and then load it in and then fire it.
That's two.
Yeah, what you can do is you can ready an action, uh, which means you take two actions to do so, where you kind of use one action to make sure you're reloaded and then ready an action.
So whenever a thing executes, like this thing comes around the wall, you shoot at it.
That is true, but I feel the sooner I get this loaded on, the better for in terms of damage.
Also, I can actually still hit it from here.
Yeah, because on its turn, when it moves, it'll happen as if-
No, I know, but like, but Thurston, I can hit here directly with no issue.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
See, it's not intersecting.
For sure, for sure.
I just mean there's like the wall here.
Oh, that is a wall?
Like, it's crumbly, so you'll have to like make it difficult to go through.
Yeah.
It'd be 10 feet to go past it.
Yeah.
So that would put me-
Which I think is still good.
This is the spot I want to go.
Here.
Oh, there?
Yeah, you can get there.
Okay, so I can go there with one action and then-
Yep.
Yeah, and you should be clear so Grugamunger doesn't affect your aim, so you should be fine.
I think.
Yeah, so that's fine.
All right, cool.
I will target him then.
I'm going to-
Pardon?
Do it up.
Okie do.
So, I don't have any more fires set up, so what I'm going to do instead is I'm going
to attempt to slow it down further.
Yes.
I'll load a frost vial into the launcher.
That's my one action for that.
And then finally, strike.
No range penalty because I'm not being intercepted by any walls with this shot.
Right?
Let me double check that.
Yep.
So, now I shall simply roll a strike.
Let's see if this does anything right.
Because I have no hero points, so there's better work.
Yeah, there's no more pity points either.
There's better work.
Good luck, everyone.
That's a three.
Somebody did drop a three.
Well, fuck.
Splash still happens, though.
Splash still happens, but he doesn't get affl-
Does he get afflicted with the sticky even with that?
I don't believe so.
Click damage and I'll just apply splash and it'll do the thing.
Oh, no, you just.
Oh, well, it's there.
Oh, well, and then nothing.
It's approaching nothing based on how dangerous this is.
We shall continue.
All right, Tanhauser, you're up.
Already then.
Tanhauser is going to look down, realize the threat is gone.
Excellent work.
Now to focus on our true enemy.
I'm going to do the following.
Oh, let me heal you real quick.
Oh, yeah.
The 46.
There you go.
Or standing next to us.
Oh, yes, that's right.
He'll heal for seven.
I'll take that.
Sorry, I'll go there.
No, I'll forgive you this time.
I'm feeling it's healing.
All right.
So seeing the situation as it is, I'm going to do the following.
I am going.
Noticing that everyone's kind of out of position.
I'm going to give everybody a little boost.
I think.
I am going to spell shape quick and cast loose times arrow.
So I will cast this for one action.
Oh, fuck.
Apparently.
Oh, it's not letting me.
Are you trying to do a loose time?
Just just cast your thing.
You know, it's one action at that point.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I know sometimes automation for foundry, we kind of start clicking buttons like it's
a video game.
Just it just helps automating some stuff.
So you do.
Yeah.
It's telling me the slots already expended, but it's not.
Let me check your thing here.
The loose time what you're doing.
Yeah.
Loose times arrow.
What's the thing you got it on?
Let me cast it for you.
There you go.
That's your second one, right?
Yes.
That's a second.
Fix it for you.
If you try to do on your bottom thing, it's probably the weird link thing for yourself.
I got you figured out.
When in doubt, character sheet.
Fair.
Yeah, that's where I was.
I'm clicking it again, and it's still not going.
Oh, it might just be a foundry lag thing, which I need to refresh.
Regardless, I cast it for you.
Okay.
Excellent.
Excellent.
So everyone can enjoy the benefits of a delicious, delicious haste all around me.
Yay.
I'll help you out here, Thirst, and I'll apply that.
To everybody around us.
Cool.
I got you closer.
And now, having spell-shaped that to do it with one action, I'm going to look forward.
Now, I am going to take a vertical angle to better survey our enemy, and I'm going to cast fly on myself.
Okay.
And I will use my extra action from pasting myself, or less quickening myself, to stride 25 feet in the air vertically.
You cannot, because that is striding, not flying.
Oh!
Oh, I see.
Yeah, there's the balance.
Yeah.
There you go.
All right.
Well, in that case, I will simply move to over here.
Here.
Here's a fun little Starfinder 2nd Edition thing.
We're introducing a new trait that if a movement thing has it, if it references stride, you can use it with other movement types for this exact reason.
Yep.
Yep.
That would be cool.
I feel you on that logic there.
Like, it feels bad.
No, no, no.
I mean, I'm not, I'm not, like, fucking, like, I can't believe this bullshit.
It's just, like, a quirk of the system.
It's fine.
Uh, hold on.
All right.
Wait, I'm out of combat?
No, I should be in combat.
Oh, you took yourself out of combat on accident.
Oh, well.
I was trying to end my burn, and it's all over.
Excuse me, Tannhauser, but could you lock the fuck in?
Uh, I'm sorry, how much damage have you done to the planet?
Why didn't you push me to the end of the turn order?
I couldn't, I was, because Tannhauser, I know, I'm yelling at Tannhauser, it's fine.
All right, Tannhauser, is that it for you to go?
That is it for my go.
You are all my prey.
Please, uh, do you still have the pop out up?
Can you put that back in chat for me?
Yes, I will have, actually, I had it out until I just refreshed, so I had it out for
exactly as long as it wasn't useful.
I'll tell you to help you, yeah, you can always get your spell back, recast it, and
then you got it.
Cool.
So I'll succeed here, so I'll take, oh, you can roll damage for me.
I'll take that.
Roger, roger.
Ooh, that's pretty cool.
Yeah.
You're throwing fireballs on the ground.
I don't know.
I remember that.
Well.
Huh?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm aware.
Yeah.
It's been three moves.
Two moves, sorry.
Two moves to emerge here.
Uh-oh.
Going to see you, Tannhauser.
What's up?
Wait, how does he know that I cast this?
Huh?
How does he know that he was asleep when I cast this stuff, and then I blocked his video?
It's true.
It's true.
Well, he can still see you.
He can still see you.
But he'll see you.
But he'll see a dragon first.
Yeah, that's true.
But team kill.
Team kill.
I like it.
Okay, okay, okay, that's fine.
That's fine.
That's fine.
That's fine.
Oh, man.
She's a revolutionary cowardice.
Gorgomonger looks at you and he gets crit.
Appreciate that.
Really, bro?
Oh, no.
Gorgomonger is targeting Gorgomonger and got him with a crit of 40.
What the fuck, bro?
What the fuck?
What the fuck is your problem?
Gorgomonger is going to take 40 points of damage.
You're right.
He is.
Next turn, I cast a late consequence.
Yeah, keep the damage on him.
Okay, you're going to have to remind me when the spell ends.
Yeah, basically, whenever it's Tenhauser's turn, or basically whenever it's turn again,
because it's duration one round, that damage finally goes back to Gorgomonger.
Okay.
This is going to be important because there's also an effect you have to save against, which
won't occur, right?
Yeah.
Uh-oh.
Yeah.
So, we'll have to come back to that.
Which is good, because that means now you don't get to see what that effect is.
Cool.
All right.
That's the big boys go.
Vina, you're up.
Okie dokie.
I'm going to go.
Oh, let me heal you.
Oh, yeah.
Heal me.
Oh, it works.
Ooh, got a couple good rolls there.
Got hit for 19.
Yay!
God loves Vina until I roll the dice.
How close is he now?
Still not close enough.
Should I hit the heal button?
I'll get you.
There you go.
Okay.
Uh, so, first action.
40 feet.
Gonna get next to my good friend Baldrick.
Second action.
Gonna spread us out a little bit.
Bye, Vina.
Bye, Vina.
Bye, Baldrick.
Bye, Baldrick.
Uh, I'm gonna target it.
And I'm not going into the goop.
Uh, Vina has dealt with the rot before, and, uh, no thank you.
And I'm going to shoot with the, uh, Martinet's dagger pistol.
Sure.
Um, oh god, there are three buttons to hit, and I forget which one is the actual shoot.
I think it's the very top, because there's melee and throne.
I think this is the one where you shoot it.
I think this is.
Okay, yes.
And I will take a range penalty for it, but it's better than being in the goop.
You hit!
No, it's hit!
You'll hit it.
Little, little bit of damage for the road here.
Oh!
Bang!
That's a cool effect.
That's a nice damage.
And then, okay, so it was two actions to move.
One action to shoot, or...
Well, you have one action left, because you've got your quicken for your free move.
So you've got one action left.
Oh, yeah.
So I have an action left.
Um, so yeah, I'll just shoot it again, because it's not close enough for my special maneuver.
Wait, that should not have hit.
It was a map minus five.
What, a three hit it?
Just hit it, actually.
Yeah, a 30 will hit it.
Yeah, you're good.
Oh, a 30 will hit it.
Okay, sec.
Yeah, so roll damage.
Eh.
Boom!
Bang!
Eight more points of damage.
Takes eight more points.
Just hits him with that.
Bang, bang.
This, like, waddling titanic creature that emerges from a pile of bones on the island lets out this, like...
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
I'm gonna find out in two seconds.
This guy wasn't even rotten.
He's just an innocent creature.
He's just like that.
He's just more ugly.
The real threat was the urns.
You just triggered a monster hunter encounter.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Devil's No is coming.
Here comes the pickle.
All right.
All right.
I got it.
Um, can somebody else deal with this thing?
Working on it.
Oh, uh.
Ah, Brohu is gonna move on up.
He's moving on up in the world.
He's moving on up now.
The ghost of Ruhuwa.
I'm gonna just get right fucking there.
Oh, wait.
I must heal you.
You must heal me?
Yeah.
I'm healing you.
You can go where you were.
Okay.
You don't have to wait, by the way.
Yay.
There you go.
I'll heal that for you.
Don't worry.
I'll get the bug.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Oh, you got healed 17.
Who's gonna move on up?
Using the Quicken to squeeze out an extra five feet of movement there.
And because it broke free of the acid prison,
Uh, who is going to put a different prison around him?
Or at least in front of him.
Uh, I'm gonna just fucking, let's put that right there in shot.
Can I drop that in shot?
Yeah, there we go.
I'm gonna cast Wall of Flesh.
Boom!
Whoa!
That's my favorite book of Terraria.
I know, me too.
So, I'm going to draw a 30 feet long, 20 foot high wall of living flesh.
Okay!
You want me to help you draw it?
This is my wall fight.
Uh, it has to be a straight line.
Can it also be diagonal as well?
Uh, for me, the answer is pretty, uh...
If it's, if it's like a straight diagonal, like...
Yeah!
If...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm gonna draw it up that one.
Try to help you out here.
Uh, it's a 20 foot wall.
Each five foot long section.
Oh, okay.
Uh, so what I'll do, try to make 30.
I was gonna drive diagonally across the pond.
Like...
For some reason, mine's won't save.
Right?
Up!
Up in there.
Oop.
Trying that.
You're thinking of something like this?
Yeah, like that.
Okay, yeah.
But I want to push it out a little bit closer.
So it's basically right on top of it.
Yeah, like here-ish.
Yes, right.
Just move it.
Yeah, so the square's adjacent to it.
I've gotta, I've gotta re-cheeker it then.
Okay.
Yeah, so as you guys figure that out, I'll read the description for people who don't know
what the hell this is.
Uh, basically, wall of flesh.
You craft 20 foot full wall of living flesh in a straight line up to 30 feet long.
The wall has three feet thick, is three feet thick, and each five foot long section
has AC 10, 75 HP.
If you wish the wall can be a smaller length or height, uh, you must create the wall
in an unbroken open space so its edges don't pass through any creatures or objects, but
the spell is lost.
The wall can't be repaired, and can't be healed, da-da-da.
And when you cast the spell, choose one of the, and when you cast the spell, choose one
of the following features for your wall.
Now, you can do mouths.
The wall has countless toothy mouths along its surface.
The mouths strike any creature that ends its turn within five feet of the wall.
Using your spell attack modifier for these strikes, and dealing 2d6 piercing damage, the
mouths are capable of consuming potions.
Since the wall is alive, it can recover hit points from healing potions, but it can't benefit
from any effect that would give it the ability to move.
Otherwise, the GM, uh, determines which potions can affect the wall.
Or you can give it eyes.
The wall spouts hundreds of unblinking eyes!
You can see through these eyes, gain two, plus two circumstance bonus to visual perception
jacks, all that other fun stuff.
You can also use the eyes to determine line of sight for range attacks and spells, but
you don't have the line effect through the wall.
Or you can give it arms.
The arms is a mass of grasping arms.
Any creature that ends its turn within five feet of the wall must attempt a reflex save,
and on the failure it's grabbed, on the critical failure it is restrained.
Um, that has more details for that, just to summarize it now.
Uh, yeah!
What the fuck does your wall do?
Uh, my wall is very hungry.
Oh.
So everyone just reaches out his arms, space cracks and crumbles away around this horrible
creature.
You just see this slick obsidian mass of gibbering flesh manifest in this reality.
Um, Rahua, why does it have teeth?
It's hungry today.
Okay.
Gotta make sure to feed this one.
As you know, the plural of mouth is mythe.
Okay.
Think of them.
Think of the mythe's.
Think of the mythe's.
Think of the mythe's.
Do it for Jeremy.
Wait, didn't, uh, update.
We, we got, we got a few more seconds.
I don't know if they update it.
Good job, you abomination.
Thank you!
I worked very hard on summoning that one.
I think you have an action, or did you stride twice?
Uh, I did technically stride twice, because I needed five feet extra movement.
And I'm passing off to Orin.
I'm flipping it off.
Here you go, Orin.
All right.
Uh, basically, I spent that spell for it.
Uh, I want to see.
I do a pot.
I should have pre-measured.
I was too worried about everyone else's.
Uh, I am going to...
I think Rahua is gonna suffer a little bit more.
Uh, so I'm going to, um...
Because he's gonna need to be the tank.
Uh, I'm going to spend one action to sustain, uh, my, my spell.
Two actions to come over this way.
Uh, so Rahua can get healed by my cloak of light as he gets near.
Um, then, uh, that's gonna be one action, two action.
Um, well, that's one free movement.
I'm sorry.
Uh, one free movement for that.
Then the one, uh, one action to sustain.
So then I have two actions left.
Sorry, I have to think about my action economy a lot.
Uh, then I'm going to cast heal from my, uh, rope.
And I am going to heal myself.
These are going to be, sorry.
It's like, it's a lot of mental stuff here.
So pretty much it's going to be fifth right home.
Pretty much I need to make sure me and Gorgomonger are ready to go.
That's going to be those two actions.
Because Gorgomonger is going to get hit really hard here in a second.
Um, and then for Gorgomonger.
As for him, he has one action left.
And he's going to have a real bad time.
And all that's balled off.
So what Gorgomonger is going to do is that if this thing eats through,
I want him to be in a prime position to help.
He's not going to go into the goop itself.
Uh, he's going to come up to the edge of the bank.
Is that the edge of the bank?
Is that okay?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Um, he will position himself for his last action to do that.
Uh, and that's all Gorgomongerton can do.
He's going to accept his fate.
Actually, no, I apologize.
I'm lying to you.
He's going to accept his fate.
I'm lying to you completely.
Uh, I'm going to take advantage of my healing stuff.
I'm going to move Gorgomonger right by me.
Okay.
Okay.
Sorry about that.
I changed my mind there.
That is going to be the end of Oren's turn.
There goes my cover.
Let's get behind me.
Yeah.
The wall's there.
So it's like, you're just going to have to do that and get through and
everything.
So I'm confident.
Actually, getting behind something else is, well, don't get behind me,
actually, because I don't trust this thing to not have a cone.
That will sweep us all.
Um, by the way, well, everybody undo your quickened effects because it was
only one round quicken.
Yes.
Thank you.
Okay.
Speaking of cone effects.
Uh, the pot.
Yeah.
Oh, no, another one.
Remember, he didn't die.
Oh, no, no, he did.
This is another one, guys.
It's a brand new one.
It is a new one.
You assumed the best cone template position.
Oh, no.
Oh, going to cast waves of despair.
Oh, no.
I'm going to get each of you in the cone to give me a will save, please.
Absolutely.
Uh, I will succeed.
Me and Gorgomar both roll.
I have to take the worst.
Bruh, fuck you.
Uh, me and Gorgomar both succeed, so we're both fine.
Okay.
And for podcast, Balgic rolled a 32 with a success.
For who, I rolled a 24 with a failure.
And Dan Houser rolled a 19 with a fail.
Oh, okay.
Um, you are slowed one as Dan Houser begins, uh, sobbing uncontrollably.
Um, for who, uh, you are also slowed one and sobbing uncontrollably.
Oh.
Oh, wait.
Oh, yeah.
It's everybody's depression.
The bastards did it.
They took it all away.
They turned the planet, planet Buddha, planet Buddha, planet Buddha, to a rat thing.
My God, they did it.
The entire, the entire world is full of platanumuses.
There's so many ruined creatures.
I failed.
So the way that this awful spell works is that, um, you have to keep saving against it.
Uh, at the start of your turn.
And you can't use reactions while you're affected by this.
Um, so that's cool.
Um.
Except for me, I just have it for a minute.
Does the slowed effect take effect?
Uh, no, no.
That's, that's, that's, uh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, so as failure, yeah, you're just, you're just on.
Sorry, what was that, uh, Baldrick?
So, uh, just looking at the, the, the effect that it's reading here, exactly as it's written,
it's saying that I only get slowed if I fail the attempt to save against it.
Correct.
So you and, and, and Oren and, um, Gargamunger are, are, um, you just can't take reactions.
And then, okay, I can still, got it.
I just have to make that check at the start.
Exactly.
Okay, fine.
Um, and then, uh, after it does that, it will then proceed to, uh, blast some rot at Ruhua.
And misses it.
Damn it.
Also, there's definitely been a couple hours if we want to have some hero points.
It has been a couple of hours.
Um, you know.
Given out three, I can give out one more.
Gave it a bunch at the beginning of the session.
Hmm.
Interesting.
Also, sorry to chat for the pity point thing.
I think the, I got to talk to our coder about.
Is it, uh, craft?
Is it my turn?
Uh, it is your, your turn.
Okay.
So I have to start with the, the save again.
Uh, yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
We go again.
Nah, barely a failure.
Okay.
Um.
Okay.
I would re-roll, but I don't got nothing I can do with it.
Yeah.
So at this point, you, you just get the slow point.
So.
Okay.
So that just reduces my actions by one.
Yeah.
Whatever the map minus 10 would have sucked anyway.
I'm going to lob bombs at this thing because it's within range.
Ah, yes, the little, the little pot man.
Oh yeah, I can't, I can't damn well hit the other one, so I may as well try with him.
There is a wall of grasping flesh in the way.
There's a lot of stupid crap blocking me.
Uh, I am going to draw and throw, as yet to be seen on this combat, the junk bomb.
Okay.
And I'm going to throw it at the little bastard.
Overwatch two.
I had an 18 for a critical hit.
Oh, there you go.
Very nice.
That is still a sticky bomb for a 37.
So yeah, that works.
I roll crit damage.
That is a lot of numbers I'm seeing on that bar at the bottom.
Let's see what happens.
26 direct damage.
Nice.
Nice.
Very nice.
And then it does the 10 damage over time.
Yeah, I got it.
Oh, two times 10 persistent slashing damage.
Yes.
Because it's a crit.
Ha ha.
Funny.
That's 2060.
Trapnel.
26 damage, but then every turn it takes 20 more.
Yep.
Very funny.
Like, uh, what the hell else do I have?
Alchemist and persistent damage.
Yeah.
Remastered Alchemist is so good, guys.
It really is.
Um, what the hell can I even use here?
I'll save my bottles for the big guy, because I think we're going to need the rest on him.
So I will simply use a versatile vial, uh, with just fire, because fire.
Yeah, it's weak to fire.
So I will draw and throw a versatile vial.
Not strike 19.
Map minus five.
Yes, yes, yes.
Okay, cool.
That works.
This.
Oh.
Oh.
We got some pity points.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Then I would have to take two complications.
No, you only take one.
Only take one.
Really?
Okay.
Yeah.
Fine.
Then I shall, Thurston, may I please have a pity point?
Yeah, I'll give it to you.
I'll give it to you.
Yeah, he hasn't taken one yet.
You're going to reroll and just roll a natural one anyways.
Yeah, whatever.
Fug it.
Hang on, let me get myself a hero point so I can use a hero point.
Yeah.
Technology.
All right, I'm going to reroll that with a hero point.
Go.
That's a 14.
That will hit.
Going to hit, yeah.
And that will apply.
Sticky bomb plus fire.
Go.
18 plus 10 damage over time.
Nice.
So he'll be taking 30 on his turn.
That's fine.
All right.
Now for my complication.
Yes.
Let me see.
What one of the three that I have?
May I describe how this happens?
Or do you like to do that one, Thurston?
Well, describe the, describe the, describe the, um.
Yes.
The complication.
So the complication I had came from the patron Blizzard Wizard, and the complication name is
Grass Tasting.
You are not paying enough attention, and a heavy object or person has now clotheslined you.
Roll an appropriate save to avoid being knocked prone to the ground.
Oh, my God.
I'm in such despair.
I walk over and I took the clothesline, Baldrick.
I'll give you that free step.
Uh, give me a little more save, Baldrick.
You're a way to take advantage of it.
I saw it immediately.
I'm like, hmm.
Chat, he's still angry about Warhams.
He's still angry that I lambasted him for nearly killing Reeb.
He's still mad.
Piece of shit.
I'll get my revenge for me setting you on fire.
Come on.
The concept of that is very funny.
What was it I was doing?
A reflex?
It says an appropriate check.
So.
I'm going to say reflex.
Uh, it is a 30.
My DC is 29.
Uh, well.
Hybrid is just a virus that Tanhauser downloaded.
Uh, uh, well, wait, wait, wait.
Um.
Yes.
Tanhauser, roll me an athletics check.
Oh, fuck.
Okay.
I do.
I do love to perpetuate the idea that Speaker is angry about the fact that he almost killed me.
So mad.
Why would I be mad?
I'd be glad.
It's funny.
You rolled that to us.
That one.
Uh, I'll.
Please select the complication from your failed attempt to close.
I would love to.
Of course.
We're playing dominoes.
I hate it.
How about this?
Um.
This one is called.
Uh, you know what?
No, I'm going to choose the other one.
Life is short.
Pass the dairy.
You knew you shouldn't have eaten that earlier, but it was delicious.
Now the payment comes due.
So from Book Thief.
Uh, by the way, I should mention I did eat worms earlier.
Oh, no.
Yeah.
Time for Braphouser.
Shut up.
Type one if you're enjoying this new complication system we got.
Tannhauser can't Braph.
It's physically impossible.
I do like that this does not come with a specific statement.
So it's leaving it up to thirst and as to what is going to happen because you aided worms.
That's actually true.
I realize this is incredibly vague.
Yeah.
Which means that he's going to do something really bad.
But it's mean, so I'm not going to do it.
Second.
No.
A gamer update, Roshi just walked in and then laid 100% flat on my foot.
I can't move it.
Okay.
You're locked in.
That's the effect.
That's what happens because you ate worms.
Roshi arrives.
The worms force you to run away, humiliated.
The crying intensifies.
Into the wall.
Oh, ow.
And it starts very easy.
Well, yeah, you have to end technically your turn by it, but it's your turn next.
So.
Oh, good.
Yeah, that's the end of my turn.
No, I didn't.
Oh, I'm slowed, right?
Yeah.
And turned.
But I'm only slowed for one turn.
So next turn it's up.
Hooray.
All right, Tenhazer, you were slowed.
Okay.
Now, am I for sure slowed or do we get to save against it?
Because failure says as successful at the duration.
So how do I assume?
You have to keep making checks over the duration of a minute.
Okay.
So do I make the check now and then if I fail, I'm slowed?
Or am I slowed and I need to make a check to get more slowed?
Uh, no.
Once you fail, it's just the duration isn't so.
Oh, okay.
So I failed the first check.
So I'm just.
So you're slowed for a minute.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
Good to know.
Good to know.
All right.
Um.
Yikes.
All right.
Um.
I had a plan and then I sort of forgot it with all of the worms.
Um.
I'm going to go ahead and since I'm this close, uh, nothing good is going to happen to me.
So instead, I'm going to cast the spell Gravity Well.
Okay.
And hopefully this will help out.
I am going to move my hand in a circular motion very slowly.
Okay.
And I am going to create a gravitational anomaly, uh, roundabouts here.
Um.
Um.
Where is that?
Because everything's red.
You can't see it through the walls and wall of flesh beside.
Oh.
Yeah, I had to take a minus two if I wanted to try and hit this thing over the wall.
Let's clear that.
And that's what's something where you don't need line of, like, like, you need line of
effect and line of sight in this case.
I'm so sad.
I'm going to become a black hole.
Fair enough.
Here's the new plan.
Um.
I'm going to fly up into the air 25 feet.
Okay.
And then I'm going to fly over here.
Okay.
And now I'm going to end my turn because that's all I can do.
Okay.
Okay.
Um.
Behold my wizarding power.
So you're flying so that you can look down at this thing.
So I can look down at this thing and ideally not be in melee range.
Okay.
So, like, just, like, because of trigonometry, you're over 20 feet away from this thing.
Yes.
Okay.
That's the idea is as I'm floating.
Okay, everybody.
Yeah.
Remember.
Okay, everybody.
I'll have you remember.
Uh.
This thing was able to range Gorgermonger.
So are you sure you want to fly there?
Yeah.
I, I know that it can.
But here's the thing.
I need eyes on it for my shit to work.
Yeah.
And I've slowed on.
Shane, do you want to be there for it?
Or do you want to go down south for it?
Yeah, maybe down south is probably better.
Yeah.
So remember where your origin was and see if you want to reposition yourself.
Because if that thing's going to go north.
Solve for X.
You can still cast from range because you're a wizard.
This is why trigonometry matters, kids.
Yeah.
Here, I'll go over here.
I'm five feet over my own stone wall.
Okay.
You're definitely more than 20 feet away.
All right.
Can you end your turn and pass it to this thing?
I would love to, but my, my cool turn thingy is not appearing no matter what I click.
Oh, I'll press it.
GM on his turn.
Okay, great.
All right.
All right.
Chat, chat, everybody.
Everybody.
First thing, the delay consequence goes off.
Basically, that's right.
Yeah.
Goromonger takes that 40 damage.
I'll manly do that.
No worries.
Oh, yeah.
Then you've got to give me this.
In that 42, you are correct.
Yeah.
You've got to give me that 42 save, please.
That is a failure.
I have to make a decision if I want to ask for a point.
Hmm.
You may as well just eat the damage.
He's pretty healed up.
It's not damage.
It's an effect.
Yeah, it's an effect.
I don't know how bad it's going to be, but I'll, because it affects, well, it mostly
effect, yeah.
I'll risk it.
Let's figure out what it is.
You're enfeebled one for a minute.
Okay.
It's not that bad.
So enfeebled is basically like the strength-based checks you're going to ask for, including like
well.
Lesting or something like that.
All right, everybody.
It's not like he's doing 50 damage.
Um, you know.
Life.
Hey, speaker.
Hey, speaker.
Hey, person.
How you doing?
My friend.
My friend.
Oh.
Now.
Gonna.
You've, you've, you've put me in a tough position with all of your walls and abilities
here.
That is correct.
I have.
You have, um, so you're forcing me to use one of the abilities I gave to this, this
creature as like, uh, okay, you know, just in case they, they do something, um, in a
particular style, um, you know, I need to give it some defense against that.
Um, and I was expecting this to play out a bit differently.
Oh.
Oh, this is, uh, sounding really good.
I'm, I'm sure something nice is about to happen to me.
He's going to, he's going to give you a box of chocolates.
He's going to give you a week.
Well, just go on there.
I'm, uh, one sec.
I'm just going to drop something in chat here.
Oh, pin cushion.
Oh, is the rock piece 20 feet high?
It says more than 20 feet away from it.
Yeah.
But how can you see him?
Because he's flying on top of the wall.
Oh, understandable.
Carry on.
He's shooting Tannhauser, not you.
Yeah, no, I know.
I'm looking out for my teammates.
I gave, I gave, this ability exists solely because I'm like, I need this thing to have
something to do if they just like fly and like murder from above.
I never expected like to be walled in and have one potential target I can do.
So up speaker, I apologize in advance.
You're going to miss every single one.
Okay.
Nothing ever happens.
Chad, he said, nothing ever happens.
Oh, he crits you.
Motherfucker.
How about that?
You're going to miss, you're going to miss every single other one.
Okay.
No.
Dude, you are dead.
You're going to fall.
You are very fucking dead.
I'm going to fall five feet, motherfucker.
Missed.
Missed.
Missed.
The second one missed.
Okay.
Missed.
The third one missed.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh, actually, I apologize.
I apologize.
The second one would technically hit because it doesn't automate the, um, the, the, the
better, um, Oh, cause he's flying.
It's only a penalty of three.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Wait, but then he would only hit, he would hit on my ace.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But he's going to miss with all the other ones.
So he's going to crit you and hit you as these quills just start flying out.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
It like blasts out all these quills.
Uh.
Run.
I'm going to do the crit damage.
God, it's just like impossible creatures.
What bonus does he get for a second one?
Allow him to hit.
Uh, because he's flying.
If you read the ability, it, it, if, if a creature is flying, which Tannhauser is, the
multiple attack penalty is lowered.
So, because it's basically, if you're a flying target and it can see you, it's easier for
it to just blast, is the, that's the special.
I'm just trying to clarify.
You don't got to get on me about it.
Yeah.
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm, I'm, I'm just explaining.
Just making sure.
Stop yelling.
Yeah.
Take 36.
And then I'm going to give you regular damage.
Any other one?
You're still alive.
You're still alive.
Our wizard, the tank, has taken the most damage in the entire encounter.
Now give me the fortitude save.
Note it's DC 31 because two quills hit.
Okay.
All right.
Here's what's going to happen.
I need to check and make sure I got something.
I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to use my Nanite Surge.
Okay.
Now, usually I cannot use my Nanite Surge on this shit, but I took the protective subroutines
to give myself a plus two modifier on this.
So hopefully that will allow me to be alive instead of dead.
Okay.
Let's go.
Oh, I succeeded.
Yay.
Okay.
Woo.
Cool.
Um, yeah.
Well, it's not updating on my side either, but, you know, we saw it.
Landed on a 12.
Yeah.
Uh, yeah.
You're good.
All right.
Thurston, did the creature take the 2d6 piercing damage?
It's, it's turn is ending now.
Oh, it's so, and then it started, it's the dude.
Oh, it's at the start of its turn.
Okay.
You may roll the two.
He's.
Oh, it's a confusing damage.
See, it could have killed him.
Eat the pennies quiz, boy.
Eat the ball of mouths, quiz, boy.
Eat the platypus, quiz, boy.
And that will, that will end this thing's turn.
Um, but, um, I'm sorry to say, everyone, with the creature now engaged in the fight fully,
and I think where we're at, I think this is a good place.
We said we're ready to finish this.
Like, are we, are we good?
Are we good to keep going?
I'm okay.
Listen, I'm still, I'm still good.
Okay.
All right, let's go.
Ball.
All right.
All right, Vina, you're up.
If we still got people watching, I'm still ready to kill this thing.
All right, let's go.
I did that shit for you before.
It's the premiere, baby.
All right.
Yeah, I'm gonna, um, well, I can't exactly melee the big boy,
and, um, I think Tannhauser has taught us an important lesson about trying to fly
and pick it away, pick it apart from afar.
Uh, so I'm gonna go.
Here.
I'm gonna tumble through.
I'm gonna hit it with that acrobatics check.
Out.
Well, that was a three for a 27, which still succeeds because I'm fast as fuck.
That's incredible.
It's crazy.
Vina is the, the bracelet of dashing from the beginning of the campaign.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And that'll give me a little bit of panache.
The, the, the, I've been rolling so low.
These are the most half-hearted, like, just going through the motions,
tumbles, you know?
Oh, I have to pick up my sword.
Uh, I forgot I have to pick up my sword.
Um, so instead I'm going to stab it with my knife.
Oh no.
That's okay.
The Martinet's dagger pistol has a dagger on it.
That work.
And it's Super Mario.
Super Mario.
And I'm finishing him.
I believe in you.
30, 30 points of damage.
Pretty good.
It's pretty good.
It's pretty good.
And there we go.
That takes it.
Okay.
That's Vina turn.
Rukwa.
We're going to Rukwa.
I'm schmacking him.
I'm getting close.
I'm getting close.
I'm getting slightly closer.
Luigi, you've got to hit him.
I've got to hit him, Vina.
How's he?
I'm fucking right now.
Oh, you're fine.
I'm not going to waste that on you.
Fuck you.
You know, I have, I have seven hit points, Rukwa.
Yeah, that's fucking great, Vina.
You should have thought about that before flying up there.
How about that?
If you're trying to hit it.
I was going to do, I was going to, actually, I can do that from here.
That's fine.
I'm going to attempt to reposition this creature.
Okay.
To where?
If it's within five feet, I'm going to put him over here, maybe.
Get him out of the way.
Because when that goes off, I'm going to get messy.
That's ten feet, isn't it?
Oh, shit, you're right.
Well, yeah, this is a wall.
Well, fuck me, I guess.
I'm going to fuck.
I'm just going to, I'm just going to smash the smash.
That's a, okay.
Critical shit.
Oh my God.
Smash.
I don't think it's going to live through this one.
Yeah, but it's going to barf.
It is going to barf.
Yeah, it's going to rot spill on you.
Well, I did credit, so I might be able to move out.
Do you see 27 for it, say, before it dies?
Or if it doesn't die, I don't know.
I'm going to apply the most weakness here.
Still alive.
Okay.
You can move it.
I'll try it.
I'll make my first save.
Give me a first save.
It fails, so you can push five feet away.
So it has to get pushed here if you want it to be pushed.
Fuck, that's true.
Yeah, because I can't push it any further away.
I saw where you moved that, and I was like, oh, please tell me that didn't move it closer to Tannhauser.
That would be really funny, wouldn't it?
I'm just going to attack it again, that minus five.
Okay, you should not move it.
You're not going to move it.
Correct.
Okay.
Cool.
I was trying to face for something silly to do, to push it away from people before it blew up.
Smack it.
Smack it.
I'm going to hit him.
Oh, actually, sorry.
Before you smack it, we have to resolve that.
Yeah, you have rot spill on you.
Oh, shit, you're right.
Yeah, the rot spill I got to do.
Because as you smash into it, it starts splattering more rot as this insidious, stealthed urn that has reappeared begins its...
Oh, nice.
Why is it hitting?
Oh, damn.
Okay.
Nope.
It's a critical success.
It's a critical success for Hula, so you're good.
Vina?
Ogi-Dogi.
Yeah.
That's not very good.
Oh, wow.
Finally a failure.
We do have two pity points.
I've asked for it.
Yeah, I'm not giving pity points.
You just hit me with the damage.
Yeah.
Slorsh.
This is me actually helping you by not wasting your pity point here.
You'll take 20 damage.
Yeah, yeah, we're good.
You may now hit it again.
I'm going to hit it.
Hit it.
Here we go.
I messed.
That's a shame.
Yeah, I'm going to last.
Is that it?
That's it.
All right.
Oren.
Okay.
I think I have to take that will save.
We'll have despair from before, right?
Oh, shit.
Yep, I'll go ahead and do that.
Basically, I have to roll it twice for both of these guys, and I have to take the worst.
Because you did it on both of them.
They both succeeded, so they're going to be a normal success.
I'm going to basically...
For one round, the Gringer can't use reactions.
Must attempt another save.
The start of his turn.
I just did that.
On the failure.
Did not fail.
I am A-okay.
So basically, with all my turns here, I immediately see that Tannhauser needs to be saved.
Correct.
Oren is going to take...
I'll see if you move that template, if you'd like.
Oren's going to dedicate three actions here.
Try to declare...
Basically, I'm going to spend two of my actions with the scroll that Oren is holding.
He's going to cast that scroll, and he's going to target Tannhauser.
Pretty much make sure he is A-okay.
Just...
Make sure he is all healed up with a two-action heal.
Tannhauser gets healed for 62.
You are now over half now.
I can feel my blood exists.
Already implied the healing.
You can take that back.
Actually, now he's a bit messed up now because of that.
Okay.
Yeah, you might want to check your health, Tannhauser.
You were incorrect now because...
Oh, shit.
Okay, hold on.
Yeah, because Thurston also clicked heal, so now you're last...
No, I did not click heal at all.
He keeps repeating a fix.
He keeps doubling on him.
I got 62, and I had seven.
Yeah, you're perfect right now.
My bad.
I'm sorry.
I don't know who's who.
So basically, that's going to happen.
Nice.
Oren is going to cast Reinforce Eidolon.
He's going to go ahead and do his check real quick just to make sure Reinforce Eidolon can go through.
He'll Extend Boost.
Oh, that would be his other thing there.
Take another focus point down.
Do a pie.
I have to do it manually.
Roll a nature check to make sure I can do it.
What the fuck?
Pretty much my DC is my classing 10-10.
I'm good.
And that's only just a normal success, so it's only going to last for three.
If I did that wrong, I'll double check.
Reinforce Eidolon.
So this will last for a little bit.
And basically, what that entails, it increases Gorgomonger's AC by one, but also gives him resistance to his things.
So he gets resistance three to everything.
So it's going to be all orange three turns, and then Gorgomonger's going to get into position.
He's going to spend his full movement pretty much getting by this wall.
Pretty much getting ready for this monster to come through.
And that is going to be the end of Oren's turn.
Let me get the button for you, and kablammo!
Alright.
The pot.
Oh, the pot.
Actually, I do apologize.
Can you reset it back to my turn?
I forgot to do a thing.
If that's okay.
I do apologize.
I will return Gorgomonger.
I think he was here.
Basically, I'm not going to have him move over that way for his turn.
Basically, one of the things that I put in for Oren, with his hand reps of mighty blows, is a weapon rune for him.
And that weapon rune is...
I'll give you the right name for it.
Extending!
Basically, because Gorgomonger shares all of those things, Gorgomonger doesn't need to move and hit.
He can basically just extend and go, whoopsh, and just fucking hit him.
So that's what I'm going to try to do here real quick.
I'm going to basically have Gorgomonger range attack him.
And Kraya with a natural 20.
Goddamn.
Doing 32 points of damage on the pot.
The dragon boy.
Very nice.
Okay.
Sorry about that.
I'm thinking a mile a minute.
I'm trying to also fix our bot thing at the same time.
So I'm doing a lot.
I do apologize for messing that up for you, Thurston.
That's the enumaker.
I'm super sorry.
No, he explodes.
So what I'm going to need is a reflex save, Vina and Rahua.
Ah!
Again.
More poison.
Again!
Not you again!
Vina moment.
Rahua.
Suffering the ties that bind.
Yeah.
Give me that reflex save, please.
What if I don't?
Well, then I just sit here forever and get gradually more tired.
How's about that?
Why are my rolls hidden?
Did you click the hidden rolls button and not the public rolls?
Those blue buttons.
Make sure it's the very left one you have clicked.
I see it.
I can see the number that he rolled.
I just can't see what he's like rolling.
Oh, well.
Whatever.
I got it.
I got it.
Why are you?
What the?
Why are you blue?
Why are you green?
Well, will you sort that out?
I'm going to take my turn if that's okay.
Wait.
I'm also just double checking.
Why are you sickened for what?
That's a great question.
Why the fuck am I sickened?
He's not sickened on my screen.
Or not on mine either.
That's weird.
Do a little refresh at Foundry.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Uh, does my slowed deed like come off now?
Uh, one sec.
I've got to do the damage from that explosion first.
Do you think?
Um, yeah, sorry.
Uh, cause you succeeded.
You should, uh, let's do this.
Oh, no, you didn't succeed last time.
So it stays on.
Oh, that's pretty.
That's pretty pog.
Nice.
57.
57 there.
57 there.
And the pot is dead.
The pot explodes, showering everyone in rot.
Sorry, everyone.
It just needed to get out of there.
Sickly substance.
Before it decides to take a step to the left and then get us all.
So yeah, that was exactly what I was going to do.
That's why I was like, no, no, that's not what I wanted.
All right.
So now it's ball.
So you're just slowed one, but you don't have to make any more saves.
So where do you get?
So the slowed is gone.
Uh, no, it lasts for the minute.
So once you fail, it just doesn't, it said it lasts for one round.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It says for one round, the reachers can't use reaction with a save yet.
So that'll be wrong.
If he failed, the duration would be a minute.
I failed the check, but not the initial check.
The initial one I succeeded on.
It was the past.
He passed the initial check, but then on the subsequent, he failed.
Yeah.
So does that stick around for a minute?
Yes.
Cause it says I had success for the durations.
One minute.
Yeah, but I know, but like, okay.
It basically sticks for a minute at this point.
Okay.
All right.
Uh, shit.
All right.
Well, in that case, I'm going to move here.
Oh, it's rough.
And, uh, is this thing in range?
Yeah.
It's in range.
Yeah.
He's still behind the wall.
Yeah.
I'll take the minus two because I'm not going to reposition to get any better shot at this
thing unless I want to run halfway across the world.
Yeah.
Honestly, you're like the best person for this right now.
Mortar combat.
Boom.
Oh, no.
I'm just going to have to throw this one because otherwise it'd be too many actions.
Arm.
Boom.
Yeah.
It's the sound of a rock.
You can do it, Mr. Baldrick.
Let's go lightning.
Bottled lightning.
Let's throw one of them.
Let's do that.
Let's do that.
Strike.
Go.
Oh, that's a five.
That's a miss.
Hey, Thurston.
Yes.
It is very late.
Can I please have a pity point to try and accelerate this?
You can absolutely have a pity point.
Okay, good.
I'll tell you the complication.
I'll let you harm me afterwards, but I just need to have this one.
I'll pick the complication.
You sure?
All right.
Because I've got two.
I got a good one.
Okay, fine.
Okay, so I'll re-roll that with a hero point, and I will re-roll that with a hero point,
and I will get a 16 for a regular hit.
It's going to help me do that damage.
That is also a sticky bomb.
Don't know how that works with lightning, but I don't care.
It's sticky lightning.
It's like some sort of horrific electric gel.
Who knew lightning could be napalm?
Oh, by the way, it is now off guard for whatever the hell that does, because no one's in melee with it.
Oh, he's off guard.
Yeah, he's off guard.
All right.
All right.
So, the complication is that that also zaps into the wall.
Oh, no.
Fine.
Yeah.
So, the wall takes 17 damage.
The wall is electrified.
Yep.
The wall takes 17 of its 75.
Fair enough.
I'm going to end my turn now, then, because I have not enough anything to do anything with.
Tannhauser!
Adam Tierney.
It's Tannhauser time.
That's my new catchphrase I'm working on.
Okay.
So excited.
He said it's Tannhauser time.
But Tannhauser's all over the place.
I don't want him to Tannhauser over anything.
I heard your boo-boos, Mr. Tannhauser.
Fuck him up.
I will.
I'm, uh, uh, no promises, actually.
Because, uh, with the slowed, my real strat of throwing dust clouds, rust clouds everywhere,
it's not going to work out, but I can still do this.
I'm going to cast Howling Blizzard.
Now, ideally, I'd want to cast this as a two action.
But if I cast it as, or sorry, a three action.
If I cast it as a two action, I still get to place a quite substantial cone in such a way that, uh...
Whoa, crap.
I want to help rotating.
Just, uh, measure tool.
Make sure in the select option.
Don't select another one.
Delete your templates.
Delete your templates.
Okay, I'm sorry.
Okay.
So when you're going to put one down and it's hovering it, if you hold shift and scroll well, you can rotate it.
And it's the origin of your square.
Is it the corner of your square or the center of your square?
Okay, well...
By the middle of that line there.
You can kind of do it around your square there.
Yeah, I'm going to hit it like that.
Because that way I keep the wall that is keeping him held up.
And the good thing about this is that, uh, until the start of my next turn, all of the area that is in my cone is difficult terrain.
So I'll essentially be blowing up parts of my own wall, but making...
If he wants to try and get around us, well, he has to go through my evil goo.
Um...
So that is the play, I think.
Yeah.
Alright.
So he will have to make a reflex save.
Okay.
Too fast.
Oh, what a shame.
Regardless.
10 decent.
Oh, not the best damage in the world.
But that's fine.
That's all we can hope for.
And with the slowed condition, that's my turn.
Hey, it makes that area of difficult terrain, so...
Yeah, I'll take that.
Hopefully, uh...
But it doesn't...
Sadly, it's not going to move.
Yet.
It's just going to shoot Tannhauser.
Crap.
It's going to shoot Tannhauser again.
Son of a bitch.
We forgot.
Like...
All according to plan.
Not again!
Just...
Just...
Just...
Not to...
Not to put too fine a fucking point on it, but, like, you're literally the one it's seeing
damaging, so...
Wizard, take the flat cannon!
Uh, well...
Okay, but there is a wall currently biting it.
Yes.
Doing minimal damage.
It still has wheels.
I also didn't do that much damage.
You did more than he did.
Okay, fair enough.
You did more than the wall did.
Oh, fine.
Such is the...
Oh, bitch!
Oh, bitch!
Oh, shit!
Again!
Oh, boy!
The crit screen just shows the bill.
Oh!
Like, you don't see the fucking predator mouth.
You just see the bill.
Okay, that was the first one.
It's all called the second one.
Ladies and gentlemen, level 10 Pathfinder Gaming.
Oh, yeah.
That's a good hit.
Oh, third one.
And because it did it, the fourth one, the fourth one.
We're going to get the same thing again.
Same thing again.
Same thing again.
So critical.
It doesn't do anything.
They're not great.
It's 36.
36.
Just regular on the second one.
Ah, see, minimum damage there.
12 months.
He's only likely damaging them.
They can give me a fortitude to save there, Tannhauser.
My boy.
Easy.
Oh, I say it was around with that fucking two.
It was floating with that two.
Oh, roll me the wall damage, Rua.
Oh, yeah, please use your.
Don't worry, guys.
The wall's got this.
It better.
Does six damage.
Now I fucking.
My dice aren't even loading anymore.
What the fuck?
There's a lot going on, admittedly.
Don't worry, guys.
I slowed it down.
You have like fucking like eight quills sticking out of you.
I ain't heard no bell, but don't worry, guys.
It's off guard.
Yeah, it's off guard.
Everybody.
Oh, it's off guard.
It can't do it.
If I felt prone, would be harder to hit me with ranged attack.
If you felt prone, you'd fall to the ground.
You would not believe your eyes.
Tenhauser like wangs his crotch on the inch thick stone wall.
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
I take some electricity damage.
That's right.
Does I recover?
Do I recover?
No, no, no.
Ozzy Balder's going to fucking win this fight for her.
You're just going to all go for lunch.
We're all doing chip damage at this juncture.
But as long as Tenhauser absorbs bullets, I can stack more damage on this thing.
Hopefully now that I'm in position.
Tenhauser, our well-known tank.
And Tenhauser is being hit with all of these Tenhauser-seeking bullets.
Our favorite iron wizard.
And I legitimately was just like, you know what?
Like, high level creatures need something to combat against the fucking flying threat.
Like, it'll be fine.
They'll maybe like do it once a fucking ten.
I was like, I'm going to tank it this way.
Fine.
Fine, fucker.
Fine.
Fine.
Go ahead.
You know what?
You know what?
I am tanking it, aren't I?
You are.
Meanwhile, fucking Zoran's just like, oh, we have so many spell slots, man.
This is, this is without exaggeration, this is a WoW dungeon boss.
Yeah.
Literally.
We are doing minimal damage to a thing with a huge health pool.
Well, the tank suffers huge damage and the healers are shitting themselves trying to make sure they don't.
Yeah, but it's like, but you fucking sent the mage up to tank.
We didn't send the mage up to tank.
The mage decided that he was going to pull aggro.
Thurston and Turtle WoW.
No, you can have a mage tank with at least 5k health.
I don't want to hear it.
Vina, do something.
It's my turn.
Thank you, chat.
Sadly, we suck at this raid.
No.
Vina, please.
Yeah, I'm going to, I'm going to spend two actions to use my wings of air.
Oh, God, yes.
Another flying target, thank God.
Wait, you don't have a lot of hit points left.
I don't, which is why I, how tall is the stone wall?
20.
20.
I'm going to go up 15 feet.
So the thing you can do, you can, you can delay your turn, which means Rahua can go heal you first,
like heal you, and then you can go and do all this.
Oh, do I have to be in touch range for Rahua to heal me?
It's good.
Rahua can do a two action heal on you, but if you're going to go past the wall, he can't see you.
Oh, no, I was going to go up along the wall with some of my movement.
So I didn't have to, like, spend any more to get high and shoot him from above and then go back down.
Okay, okay, you're fine.
But yeah, if you're using a two action heal and I need to be in touch range, I'll just spend my last action to pick up my sword.
Two action heal is a range one.
Oh, it is ranged.
As long as you're within 30 feet.
Okay, I'm going to go 15 feet in the air.
I got to be honest, with all the stuff that is on the field right now, I am struggling to envision what this battlefield even fucking looks like.
Oh, well, there's a wall of flesh.
There's the wall of stone.
There's the corrosive muck.
There's a blizzard going on.
There's a cone of sadness.
There's grenade scattered everywhere.
Yeah, actually, the cone of sadness.
You lift it up.
I thought it was a permanent effect on the field.
Tannhauser's full of needles.
Vina's taking five foot cover.
I'm hiding.
All right.
Please.
Roa is going to slap a two action heal on Vina.
Hooray.
Slappers.
Go, our secondary tank.
Go.
I'm sorry, man.
My DPS is all melee.
And fuck if I'm getting in solo melee range with this thing with all of these puddles of doom everywhere.
But Odo, he's off guard.
You'll be fine.
Odo, he's off guard.
Odo, it's okay.
This is your chance.
You're blowing your chance, Odo.
You get 66 health points.
Thank God.
My chance to what?
Do not miss your chance to blow.
You could die for Darkseid right now.
It's true.
Ready the armada.
God.
Darkseid is.
Phil.
Darkseid is.
All right.
I say.
Oren.
Yeah, the most I can do.
You know what?
I will use my reload.
That was your turn.
Yeah, that was your turn.
You're right.
You have no.
Yeah.
I forgot.
Thurston, how could you give them slow and make this match take longer?
I'm going to hurt you.
Oren gets power.
Condition removal is something y'all need to learn about.
I can't just not be slow.
All right.
I'm going to medicate that.
Fuck you.
Pass your turn to Oren.
Please pass your turn.
It's almost 2 a.m.
Buy myself a shot of tequila.
Okay.
One action.
Doctor's visitation.
Oren's basically going to kind of come right over here.
He's going to heal Rahua.
They'll give Rahua all set up.
Rahua, how would you like your first aid?
With a chance or an assurance?
A chance.
I'm big.
Okay.
We're going to go fucking big, dude.
I'm like, I'm master in healing, so I have to be the DC 30 in healing.
And if I fail, I'm going to hurt the fuck out of here.
Okay.
I didn't realize that, but fuck it, I locked myself in.
Here we go.
Dedicate this shot of alcohol to my coworkers.
You got it.
I didn't fail, but I healed you for 48.
Yay.
Thank you.
That's a good chunk of HP there.
And I'm going to take two actions of mine to then spin my fifth rank spell slot to heal
Brannhauser.
Brannhauser?
Brannhauser?
Brannhauser composed entirely.
What?
It's Tannhauser and Brandon merged together.
I got to get a roll there.
He's very high of fiber.
I heal you for 66 points of damage.
Ah, I can feel the cinnamon toast crunch of every bite.
Of Tannhauser's spicy nuts.
And.
Can somebody kill him?
You know what?
No, no, no.
It's been a while.
It's been a while.
Give Tannhauser a hero point.
Yay.
Finally.
He gets a hero point.
What's the opposite of a hero point?
We're just playing with dolls.
No, it's funny.
He won't use it.
Oh, God.
He won't get to use it because I'm going to kill this thing in one turn.
All right.
And then finally, Gorgomonger is basically going to settle up with,
Baldrick, to later on help Battlefield Medicine you whenever he can.
But he only has one action available to you.
Hi, big fella.
I'm very tired.
Wait.
It's the end of my turn.
Okay.
I'm going to make this very quick because I'm still fucking slowed.
I'm going to throw an acid flask and then a frost bomb.
I will take the math minus five.
I don't care.
I must accelerate us directly into the grave.
Acid flask.
Go.
Oh.
Oh.
It's ten.
That'll hit because it's off guard.
Yeah.
Woo-hoo.
Well, did you include the minus two for the arcing fire of this thing?
Oh, true.
I didn't put that on this one because it didn't do that.
Yeah.
So it'll just damage damage.
But click damage.
I'll apply the splash to it.
No, Thurston.
Please.
It's so late.
Can I have a little...
Okay, fine.
Have a pity point.
Have a fucking pity point.
Thank you, please.
I'm trying to move things along.
As are the most tired players like, please, please, sir, please.
Sir, please.
It's almost 2 a.m.
I'm trying to accelerate this.
Okay, that's a 19.
That's a critical hit.
Thank you.
Okay, roll.
It's a shame it's on the acid flask, but, you know, life is...
It's a damage over time.
That's all I exist for is dots.
Go.
Dots on dots on dots.
Why is the dot only ten?
Oh, whatever.
I rolled a crit.
Oh.
Did you click crit damage button?
I did.
I did hit crit damage.
If I didn't, it...
I'm going to assume 2x for everything else.
It should be doing, like, 2 times 2d6 plus 10.
It is.
It is.
It's good, but that's the persistent.
That's the...
Because the actual damage isn't going to be a lot.
Oh, yeah, I know.
But then it's going to take two times the 2d6 times...
Yeah, I was looking at the calculation, and I was like, hang on.
So, like, every turn it could take, like, 40 points of damage.
That's pretty good.
I'm okay with that.
Time for map minus 5.
Frost vial.
Please go and do something.
Please, God.
11 misses.
Whatever.
Damage.
Splash.
Go.
Give him the splash.
I've given him the splash.
Your turn ends.
Pass the turn.
My turn ends.
Please, Tannhauser.
Thank you for having a fast turn.
Give yourself a hero point, Baldrick.
Thank you, God.
I'm trying.
Tannhauser.
All right.
Thirsten Hilton.
Yes.
Yes.
Having been shot by 800 quadrillion arrows...
You're going to fucking take this again, are you asshole?
Can I send a hero point to say that maybe I've flown 5 feet down and landed on the wall,
so I am no longer flying?
Yes.
Yes.
But you're still visible to it.
That's fine.
Okay.
That's fine.
We can't fix that.
You can reduce the multiple attack penalty by one.
I'll give it to you.
Yes.
Okay.
Thank you.
All right.
Well worth it.
All right.
Now watch this drive.
Yeah.
You fucker.
You have entered Power Drive.
Yeah.
Lee Carvalho's putting challenge with the fucking Rotbeast.
Here we go.
Now there are two possibilities.
Okay.
Okay.
Possibility one is I do nothing, but I remain visible.
Possibility two is I do something, but remain visible.
I think we'll have to go with possibility two, where I do something.
Do something.
I think you need to tank this thing for another turn.
I agree.
Can you make yourself more durable, my bro?
No, because I could usually, but I'm slowed.
I would be a lot more useful with one extra action, unironically.
Okay.
Yeah.
That slowing effect is pretty brutal.
It's goofing on me.
It's goofing on me hard.
All right.
Well, regardless, it wouldn't have been there if you didn't pull the boss at the same time
as the low encounter beforehand.
I want you to fucking know.
I put that encounter there.
I'm like, oh man, they'll fuck up these urns and they'll feel so good about themselves.
It'll build them up for this boss fight.
And you're like, nah, I want to pull it at the same time.
I thought the urns are going to do something like, oh, it has like one heart of each urn is
like a heart of the monster.
Or it's like, oh, well, the noise of breaking the first urn wakes up a monster.
Speaker, that was wise thinking.
But unfortunately, you remember how the Martinet fight went.
I cast needle darts.
Hey, guys.
I'm on the turntables.
Thanks for playing Pathfinder with me.
I appreciate it.
My hip hurts for some reason.
I don't know why.
I don't think it matters what type of metal this is.
I mean, I don't know if it has any weaknesses to cold iron.
You would have to have something to imbue it with your needle darts.
You just do it normal.
Oh, okay.
Just shoot needles out of your fingers.
Needle dart.
I choose you.
Fuck.
I have to pray goodbye.
Good thing it was off guard, though.
Oh, it is off guard.
Oh, it doesn't matter.
It's off guard.
Yeah, I replied it.
Nothing really matters.
Nothing ever happens.
Well, I guess it's time to shoot Tannhauser again.
Wait.
TM.
One sec.
One sec.
One sec.
One sec.
One sec.
We're waiting.
Give me a moment.
Give me a moment.
Oh, yeah.
It also has to take damage from the wall.
Yeah.
Roll 2d6 for the wall for me.
How bad does it look?
Or whatever.
We can't tell.
It's behind the wall.
Well, you can't fucking see it.
Like, half of you can't fucking see this thing.
Baldrick is sitting behind this goddamn crumbling wall that he's taking cover behind, hurling bottles
over the wall and praying to his non-god that this thing is going to die at some point.
Thurston, how bad is it looking?
I don't know.
It's hard to tell from within the blizzard you put on top of it.
Son of a blizzard has disappeared.
They removed the fucking token from the map.
Row cool and roll a 2d6.
8 damage, baby.
Thank you.
All for you.
Okay, okay.
8 damage.
Okay, cool.
Cool, cool, cool.
Oh, no.
We have all these walls up around our bots.
If only we had somebody to take all the bots' aggro.
The ever resourceful pincushion hauser.
So, somebody here said, or gamer said, I guess I'm completely confused on this fight at this
point.
Let me give you a recap here, champ, after all these dyes have been rolled.
All right.
That's a lot of dye.
So, this thing's currently eating through.
So, you see this blue thing?
This is a representation of a wall of flesh that it's trying to eat through.
These things are made of mouths, so it's trying to eat it.
Now, Branhauser has put two of these little circle things here over in this area.
Why are you calling Branhauser?
You're going to deal with it.
And basically, there's two, like, caustic grime things that can do damage if he was in
it.
That's where he was first resting, so now he's out.
Now, the square around it is a stone wall that he also cast to try to put him in the
funny ha-ha chamber.
So, basically, with all that, all of us have been dealing with these pot creatures that
when they die, they explode and do a bunch of damage.
So, we took some damage while hiding behind the wall.
Now, we don't want to go and fight this thing toe-to-toe yet because this thing, you
know, we might as well just do damage to it while it's behind the wall.
So, now it's currently trying to eat through the wall.
Gorgomonger is positioned to do that, and Baldrick is doing an awesome thing by basically
throwing bombs across to do dot damage.
Now that the flesh wall seemingly has been eaten, this thing's going to fucking kill me.
So, that's basically what the fight's at.
We do not know how much damage this thing has taken.
Venus says send help.
It proceeds to do 268 points of damage to the flesh wall.
Well, why did you not tell us?
Why did you keep that from us?
It would have been funnier.
Wait, wait, wait.
Oh, sorry.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Please take damage, Thurston.
Sure, sure, sure.
Reveal.
Reveal.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
No, no, no, no.
Reveal.
There you go.
Sure.
Yeah, but that was three separate.
That was three attacks, not one attack.
I was like, oh, 200, 200, one attack.
Why not?
I love fighting the bulldozer from Payday the Heist.
The goop that it's standing in, that is Rod, correct?
It is mucky water.
That is swamp water.
It is swamp water.
I will tell you, you will not take.
It's difficult terrain, that is it.
It will not die.
It smells.
It's swamp.
It's swamp.
It is swamp.
Not swamp.
Thurston, can you make it fake damage, please?
Save me.
No, no, no.
It did.
It did?
Where?
When?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, it takes 10 and 28.
That's pretty good.
38 damage is pretty good.
It's pretty fucking good.
It's pretty fucking poggers.
I'm going to keep it up.
If I charge right in there, is my ass about to get blasted, team?
I will.
Oh, wait.
I don't have my sword.
Yeah.
Get your sword.
I'm going to spend one action to pick it up.
Please get your sword.
I'm going to spend my second action to...
I don't like the way that we are starting to cluster up a little bit, so I'm going to
spend my second action to go here.
You're going to spend it to cluster up on me?
No.
Question mark?
Remember, if you're at rain, you're just going to start shooting at us all.
Oh, no.
It's going to start shooting quills at you.
Scary.
You're going to get fucked no matter where you are.
But because I posted the rules of the ability to know that it can't do that if you're within
20 feet of it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It'll just shoot a regular quill at you.
That's true.
I don't know.
I saw what the fuck it did to that wall.
You literally, yeah.
By the way, I want to say, because visually I didn't, like, because we kind of were, like,
having a fucking moment there, how it destroyed the wall.
It didn't, like, bite it or claw it.
It turned around and used its club tail like a beaver to flatten the fucking thing.
So I almost feel like I would rather it shoot quills at us.
Like, I feel like that wasn't that bad.
This is a reminder to everybody.
I love hydromisks.
This thing used its back tail to just go, dunk, dunk, dunk.
And it did 200 points of damage.
I do not have 200 points of damage.
Vina, kill it.
200 points of damage.
Just shoot it.
I'm going to shoot him with my gun.
It's not going to shoot at you anyway.
Get in with that.
We have 50 points.
We have 50 points.
Do we?
Oh, we do.
We have a bunch.
We're so back.
We're so back.
Guys, you guys should join me on the wall.
Shut up.
No, I don't want to be part of it.
Get off the wall, Floyd Houser.
I think you're working a really good thing.
I'll give you a Vina.
You want a pity point, Vina?
I'll give it to you.
Sure.
Yeah.
Yeah, take the pity point.
Do the funny.
Use your power.
It's not like my dagger does very much damage, but...
But you don't want to be in melee.
I don't.
Roll damage for me.
Roll damage.
Shoot.
Shoot him.
For nine damage.
And your gun jams.
Gun jams.
You can now know.
My melee.
Oh.
You must spend an interact action to unjam it.
I love Rock Round, baby.
Rahua, use your tree.
I can't.
I've blown my action.
That was a move in a shoot.
Don't you still have an action, Levina?
Because you're not...
No, I used an action to pick up my stupid sword.
Oh, yeah.
Get fucked.
You used an action to pick up the sword you're not going to use.
Please pass the turn as we descend into madness together.
Thurston.
Yes.
This stupid creature.
This big fucking rot bastard.
It's pretty big.
I can see it around the corner of the wall, right?
Yes.
Yeah, you're cool.
Like the fucking Rahua's head just like turns around through the wall and pierce at it.
Man, I've been so fucking three months away from this fucking bullshit.
I'm going to do this bullshit.
Okay.
Fine.
We'll do this, Mr. Rahua.
Skedaddle, skedoodle.
I break your brain.
Confusion.
Okay.
I've decided on name for the drop.
I thought you were going to use Bonebreaker.
No, that doesn't fucking work on anything, Erndale.
It never worked.
It critically succeeds.
I'm so tired.
It's stairs.
It's head cocks.
It turns to you.
Like, your head is peering past the wall at it.
It, like, tilts its head sideways at you.
Rahua slowly recoils behind the wall.
It's covered in acid and electrified gel and plastic and oats and bread.
Guys, please pass the turn to Oren.
I did all I could, Oren.
Good luck.
Pass the boof.
To the rest of you, it looks like he's spent his entire turn just looking at it.
He's still there.
Yeah, it's still there.
Yeah, Errua, it's still there.
You want to do something about it?
Errua looks at Oren.
Did I get him?
No.
You didn't.
Errua looks back around the wall.
Did I get him that time?
Stop.
Well, I did all I could, Oren, who was in the town.
He starts playing in the dirt.
He starts playing Russian roulette.
All right.
Well, you heard him.
Oren.
Oren is going to take one action to come up to Krogramunger.
Second action, he's going to target him, and he is going to cast,
because his Freaker type is Blessed One now, due to lore changes.
Basically, he's going to cast Lay on Hands.
Hell yeah.
He's going to do that.
Because this is a different creature, he gets the Lay on Hands effect.
Gives him a plus to the AC.
This also heals him when, in fact, healing both of them.
So it is a flat 30, so they all get healed for 30.
That's going to be two actions in for that.
Krogramunger is going to take one action to stand right in front of this thing.
With his movement and stuff, he should be able to...
This is difficult terrain.
I'm sorry.
I'm going to mess this up.
He goes...
It's up to here.
There's going to be 510.
He's not able to go further than that, due to difficult terrain and stuff like that.
So instead, because he...
Krogramunger doesn't have Fly yet, because just how long it takes to get Fly for Eidolans.
What he is then going to do is still extend weapon.
Just go...
And just hit him from range.
Okay.
With his draw attack and just...
Bam!
Wow.
That is a two for it.
I have no hero points, but I can take a pity point.
You know what?
I will allow you to have a pity point in exchange for a complication.
A pity or a better point.
Thank you, Jesse.
So I will re-roll using a hero point to get that result first.
Bam!
At least I get to hit him.
I do apologize.
I also wanted to...
Let me make sure I can invoke the hand wraps.
Sorry, summoners take a billion things.
I have a certain hand wraps, and...
I cannot.
Never mind.
Basically, hit some normal.
Two to six.
That's eight.
Six and a two for a total of 14 points of damage to him.
And I will take my first complication.
Wow!
On his first complication, we're going to go look out!
This is from Nathan C.S.
Thank you so much.
Depending on wherever the person is, something either hard or gross falls upon the character.
from above that disorients the character and distracts them from any current task or activity.
You can...
I'll leave this up to Game Master discretion to either be Gorgamonger or Orin.
What if it's a...
I'm going to say...
I'm going to say it's going to affect Orin.
It's going to stun one Orin as rot falls on you.
Stunned?
That's right.
That's brutal as shit.
All right.
It is.
Well, I guess we got to kill this thing fast because our healer just became covered in tar.
Uh-oh.
Yes.
I'm going to stun them.
Roshi also sounds like he's covered in tar right now.
The end of my turn.
It always is.
All right.
I'm going to keep...
I'm going to keep this quick as before.
I don't have anything left that I can adequately attack this thing with, so I'm down to my versatile vials.
And pretty soon, I won't even have that.
Go.
So here we go.
Versatile vial.
I draw...
Where did it go?
It doesn't do anything.
I switch to fire damage.
Sticky bomb.
Versatile vial.
Minus 19.
I have to put in a modifier of minus...
No, no.
He's directly in front of me now.
I can kill him with impunity.
Yay!
Roll a hit.
35.
That's a hit.
Damage.
Go.
Damage.
20 fire damage.
Plus an additional 10 per round.
Okay.
Now.
He's...
Sorry.
Go ahead.
What's up?
No, no.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
I switched to...
He's on fire.
He's acid.
He's electrical.
I switched to cold.
I do the same goddamn thing again.
More.
No.
More.
I'm going to re-roll that with my hero point.
Look at you, gamers.
That's tangibly better.
I hit him.
I do the damage.
Go.
He's chilly willy.
He takes 17 cold and another 10 additional persistent cold damage.
Dots on dots on dots on dots.
I hope he dies soon.
You have four.
Persistent.
You throw the bomb.
The bomb shatters on impact.
As it does.
Oh, no.
The beast roars.
Oh, no.
I require Gorgamonger to give me this fortitude save, please.
We hit the half health threshold, guys.
We're good.
We're getting there.
We're getting there.
Gorgamonger is not pushed back.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Phase two.
As all of the acid and electricity and whatnot congeal over the body, the creature's head falls off.
He became blood.
Which is very unfortunate for you, because then when its head falls off, it becomes a second creature.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
It's all coming.
And as you see the head fall off, munching in the air as the back absorbs all of the elements into itself, into a pure void of nothingness.
Oh, that's what we're going to call it for today.
All right.
Yay!
Don't worry, guys.
This will be a quick adventure.
In and out.
In and out.
Look.
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Farewell.
Goodbye.
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