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Produced by Daniel Aharonoff: Welcome to 'Fennell's Fables,' where humor isn't just an act—it's a lens through which we view the world. Hosted by Trey Fennell, this podcast is your weekly escape into a realm where comedy meets reality. From biting social commentary to hilarious personal anecdotes, each episode is a crafted blend of wit, humor, and real-talk. Inspired by the audacious spirit of comics like Dave Chappelle, 'Fennell's Fables' pulls no punches and leaves no topic untouched. Whether we're dissecting politics, exploring human relationships, or just sharing a laugh at life's absurdities, this is the place where every jest strikes a chord. Tune in, laugh out loud, and think a little deeper—because here, every fable has its truth.
Alright, folks, let's get this show on the road. -
Welcome to Fennell's Fables, where the stories are made up and the points don't matter... unless we're talking about the points on your driver's license. Then, we might need to have a serious chat. -
See, I was cruising the other day, minding my own business, when I got pulled over. Now, my first thought was, "Did I leave my turn signal on too long?" Cause that's a crime, right? Or is that just something my grandma used to say? -
But no, it turns out I was doing 35 in a 30. I mean, come on, who hasn't done that? It's like a rite of passage, like your first beer or your first... tax evasion. Not that I'm suggesting you do either of those. -
But here's the thing, I was in a school zone. Now, I know what you're thinking, "Trey, you monster!" But it was Sunday! Kids are allergic to school on Sundays. -
Then, the officer asked me if I knew why I was being pulled over. I'm like, "Do I look like I attended the police academy? If I had psychic powers, I'd be playing the stock market, not guessing why you're ruining my Sunday drive." -
But I didn't say that. No, I'm not that brave. Instead, I handed over my license and registration like a good citizen. -
Speaking of citizenship, have you noticed how it's like a membership to the world's most exclusive club, yet no one's happy about it? It's like being part of a gym you never wanted to join, but you can't cancel because the fees are astronomical. -
I mean, I've seen people get more excited about their Costco membership. At least there, you get free samples and oversized packs of toilet paper. Now that's a deal! -
But back to my story. After grilling me for what felt like forever, the officer finally let me go. He gave me a warning and said, "Sir, next time, try to respect the speed limit, especially in a school zone."
I was like, "Sure, officer. Just one question though... do you know where the nearest Costco is?" -
And that, my friends, is how you turn a traffic stop into a shopping trip. Remember, always look for the silver lining... or the nearest Costco. -
And with that, it's time to wrap up this episode of Fennell's Fables. As always, remember to laugh at the absurdities of life, question everything, and most importantly, never - and I mean never - do 35 in a 30. Unless it's Sunday. And there's a Costco nearby. -
Goodnight, folks!