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The Noon Hour Of Madness & Mayhem can be heard live on KBEAR 101 weekdays at 12pm MST. Viktor and Peaches talk about a wide variety of topics depending on the day and you never know what to expect!
The noon hour of Madness and Mayhem, the podcast. It's the noon hour of Madness and Mayhem again, Victor. It's my Friday. It's not your Friday. What?
Can't you go? Oh, sorry. You gotta, you gotta work tomorrow and work, like, all day, almost all night, probably most yeah. All night. Friday.
Yeah. Tomorrow and Friday. Yeah. Oh, good for you. That's right.
That's that's for you. I pushed it with the power of my mind. That's right. That's right. Well, I was I was wanting to ask you maybe for a to peach their own.
How long would you survive in Squid Game? How long would I survive? Yeah. Because, like, the first the first game Excuse me. Of the first season, red light, green light.
Would you think you'd survive that? I think I could survive that. I feel like there would be someone like Thanos that would would try pushing me over, and I would slightly move. And the next thing you know, I'm gone. Yeah.
Red light, green light, I think I do pretty good at. I'm trying to think of season one. The second one was the, Sugar Honeycomb, and I feel like that would be the one if red light, green light did not get me right there in the beginning, that one would certainly get me. Yeah. I mean, that one, depending on the shape I got.
You know, if I got the The umbrella. Square, I think I could do it. Or the triangle. The triangle would be the best. You would do better at better that that than me.
That's because I'm always slobbering all over the place. But then tug of war was after that. See, you need to get the right team for that. Me right there. Yeah.
Come on. Long and Peaches was on my team. Tug of war, good to go. After that was marbles. Okay.
Marbles marbles, you can play whatever way you want. So I think I'd have a decent shot, but there's a lot of luck involved with marbles. The one that I wouldn't wanna play is the, the glass walkway. That was the next one, the glass stepping stones because then you would have to be the guinea pig for other people. Yeah.
I I wouldn't wanna be toward the front of the line. That'd be a bad day. And I forgot how you play the actual squid game. And I think as far as in the movie or the show, I don't I don't wanna give any spoilers. But For season one?
Yeah. It came out five years ago? I I know people who haven't seen it, so I don't wanna give any spoilers. I I feel bad even talking about some of the other we didn't say how how they work. So but the actual squid date again, it's five years ago.
Still, I don't give out Red Dead spoilers. You know? That's even that's seven years ago. Still. Still.
Alright. Let's just name off, movie spoilers. Titanic boat sinks. Jack goes into the water, dies. That's a, like, really old movie, though.
Still beside I mean, five years is five years. If you didn't watch Squid Game then and you try watching it now, it's your fault for not knowing what goes on. I just don't think there are really any rules to the actual Squid Game. So that one, I don't know. I I see, I would be heartless at that point.
I I would be like, let's kill everybody while they're sleeping. Alright? That that's honestly what I would do. Like, there's a certain part of season three. I'm not gonna bring up any part of the season three, but I I I wish I could talk about it because, obviously, you're you're gonna hunt other players.
That ends up happening. I mean And to me, I would get rid of the annoying guy right away. Like, who was the annoying guy in season one? The annoying guy. A guy?
There's always a guy that goes against, I forgot how you even say his name, and I don't even want to push it. The the bad guy in each season. Always the bad guy. Yeah. And I of of course, I would aim for player one immediately from season one.
Player one? Phoebe. That's ruthless. I I would make that room look like a cannibal corpse album if I were Squid Game because all of the people are just tiny too. Did you ever watch the I I forget what they called it, but it was a Squid Game reality show on Netflix where people Oh, like Beast Games?
Not Beast Games. It was a That's not even Netflix. That's it. I think it was called, like, Squid Game Challenge, but they did most of the things from Squid Game. Squid Game The Challenge.
The Challenge. It was fun. It was a fun watch. You know, obviously, nobody dies. Well, that's the whole point of the original series is that you're supposed to it's supposed to, like, teach us that, you know, people like, higher up people are treating us normal people like horses.
Yes. Exactly. Something like that. And, and then people get mister Beast got flack for starting his whole thing about, hey. If you try your best at this contest, you could win $10,000,000.
The one cool thing about Squid Game is for the most part, like, anybody could win. You know? Like, the way the games are designed, anybody could technically win. You know? And I don't wanna give away anything from the Squid Game Challenge show.
It's worth watching if you like Squid Game, I think. But the the results surprised me as it went along. It would be unique to see and every single one of us here in the building participate in Squid Game. Yeah. Well I wonder who would last the longest.
I feel like Katie would be the toughest one to get rid of. Yeah. She seems like she'd do pretty good. Justin, I would immediately. Josh might do pretty good.
Josh is very I feel like he'd be good at the honeycomb game. He'd be the guy we would need to target because he'd be so good at the games. Jade would be, like, the old man, number one, first season. Now, with Squid Game, the challenge after it aired, they were signing people up for a new season of it, so they were gonna do it again. But it said you had to have, like, at least a month off, you know, like, be gone for a month.
Sebas from The Woody Show, for a long time there, said he was doing some sort of side project and was gonna be gone for months. And turns out he was on the Mr. Beast, game show, but he got eliminated at, like, right in the beginning. Really? Yeah.
I didn't watch any of the Mr. Beast games. So But yeah. No. I'm trying to think of who else if we had the entire office.
If we had the entire office doing our first young people around too that might do pretty good. Sorry, Matty. You're gone. I would immediately come at you with my little with my sword knife they provide me. I'd be I get I'd be like Michael Myers.
Like or is Michael Myers the tall one with the mask? It doesn't say anything. But Peaches, you as the big, huge guy. Exactly. You'd have, like, everybody else coming at you.
Yeah. Right. You know? You'd be a major target. I'd be, like, you know, being very creepy at night, like, popping up over people's beds and be like, you're gone.
You know? Alright, listeners. You've learned now Deachen is a psychopath. Complete psychopath. Now I'm trying to figure this out, Victor.
I feel like we we've talked about this sort of before, but I've seen Facebook comments pop up from time to time. They'll make some stupid remark, and then people will just absolutely roast them. Yes. And there's no reply from the original person. Yes.
Like, there was that one guy that said, on our post, I remember when Khabar was cool, and me and this other listener just went off on this guy, like, just kinda making fun of, like, this whole I was, like, thinking he was more so AI. I'm like, is this guy is this one of those bot accounts? And the the original guy didn't say anything. And so if you're gonna say something like that, provide your evidence. Well, a lot of people don't like to have a discussion.
They like to post and ghost. You know? I I'll engage in discussion, you know, for sure. I don't like text based discussion. But if you're gonna say something as stupid and ignorant as that, then it's like, well, I'm gonna call you out on it.
Yeah. I mean, when people leave dumb comments on my posts, I I tend to just ignore them. Like, I'm not even gonna give you the time of day. There's a good question. My effort.
And there's a stupid question. Sometimes they get asked stupid questions or I'd be like, I don't feel like answering that, and I'll just won't answer. So you're talking about most of the questions in the Life and I at Whole Falls Facebook group. Yeah. Because most of those, you just Google.
Just go to Google, and you can get the answer. You know? What's the best place to get a burrito? Just Google it, you know, and look at the different because all you're gonna end up with is a list of every burrito place in town. It's all subjective too.
Yeah. And you don't have to wait around on it. Google will give you the list of every burrito place in town. You can look at pictures. I actually talked about this this morning because something was making me crazy.
I don't remember what it was. But, yeah, easy answers that can be found on Google that you just don't need to ask the questions and sit around waiting for a response, you know, especially from strangers. I could understand asking one of your friends for, you know, hey. Where's your favorite place to get, you know, a burger? And then they give you a response.
But if you ask on social media, all you're going to get is the same list you could get on Google. Yeah. I Google searched it. It gave me three. I Google searched best burrito in Idaho Falls.
Tamales Inc, haven't heard of it. Calacas Tacos, another one of those place. Northgate Mile is where that place is at. Looks delicious. And then the Aguas Maria LLC.
Okay. Three places I've never even heard of, but they sound they sound great. Sure. And that see, that's a great way to find out about new places. Google.
Google it out. That's all you gotta do. Yeah. Simple. You know, I bet if I pull up Life in Idaho Falls right now, I can find a whole bunch of questions that could be answered simply on Google.
Well, let's see here. Why did I go to the z one zero three page? I clicked life in Idaho Falls. There we go. Alright.
Well, no no. There's, people who pay to, like, promote their business in that group. That's what I'm getting right now. Like, I'm a photographer. I'm a Yeah.
Spa specialist, whatever. We should start charging people to post an argyr give me that money, listeners. I see Rigby's Farmers Market is today at Rigby South Park. Alright. I see.
Oh, come see us in Idaho Falls on the July 4. See, that's all the same. Like, here's a plug for my business. Oh, okay. Yeah.
Business shout out to the new coffee slash soda drive through on First Street. The watering hole made me an incredible latte. Now let's go ahead and see the comments. Let's see if there's actually that one person who says, that place sucks. Oh, I'm sure there is.
Actually, no. Not there's only six people who have commented so far. You know, right now, you're right. It does just look like, a whole bunch of business plugs. Okay.
Oh, my favorite post ones say, hey. Somebody lost their ID. Here's the full picture of it. Here's their address. Here's their name.
Look at their picture. Okay. They at least did blur out the, address on that one. But, alright. I mean, life in Idaho Falls ain't looking too bad today.
I feel kinda bad for saying everything in there could be answered on Google. I'm looking for someone to build a custom shower pan. Yeah. There you go. Google.
You know, just go ahead and Google it up. K? And then yeah. It's kinda crazy that it's just relentless business plugs. Anyway Wow.
Anyway Oh, yeah. First time spending the fourth in town since I moved here. Wanna take the kids out. I hear there is a parade. Does anyone know when and where?
Google. I just I used to just comment that from from here on out. Just put it in Google. I I'm just gonna save the Google, logo into my images on my phone so I can just go in and post it. I was a complete jerk yesterday on Life in Idaho Falls.
What'd you do? But my two different comments, I was being dumb with the first one because some lady just wrote, train broke down and there was no location. So I commented saying As far as I could tell, the train was broke down across the entire city. Does that affect does that affect their performance at the Eastern Idaho State Fair? And that was just a dumb joke.
And then there's another person saying something like, oh, yeah. I went to the Farmer's Market for the first time in years. Hashtag not my Farmer's market. That whole tirade. Yeah.
I remember that one. And so I commented saying this is not an airport. There's no need for an online departure. Yeah. And, I mean And, again, this guy got absolutely just roasted by tons of people.
Was he sitting there reading them? Absolutely not. I'm sure he was probably mumbling under his breath to, like, his wife or something like that. These people on Facebook just don't get it. Well, dude, if you jump onto a public forum like that and trash something that most of the people around here like, they're going to trash you.
It'd be like if somebody wrote k Bear sucks in there. Tons of people would jump in and be like, oh, no. You suck. Hey. Somebody can comment that and go for it.
I I'd love it. I'd love it. I told you to, you know I don't remember what I told you to post about me, but they took it down. Well, the admins for some reason now are against us. And I I tried even inviting them in for traffic school with the advocates, and, they just didn't respond.
Well, fine. You don't wanna come in, that's fine. They don't wanna support local. For for people who wanna, you know, make a local Facebook group, they don't wanna support local. That's right.
Because we we did somebody did ask, like, what's the best radio station in Southeast Idaho? And they wrote, like, SiriusXM Octane, and they put, like, the country channel. So I already know their music taste is awful. Well and I think that somebody tried to do that again, and then they were like, this discussion's already happened. Yeah.
But it's like, there's new people in the group all the time. Go ahead and let people have the same discussion. We we have the same discussions about where to get the best burrito in town all the time. Why not the best radio station? Post the same crap in there all the time.
Yeah. So why not best radio station? I should go post that. What's the best radio Go for it. They'll they won't put it out.
I think one of Justin's friends last time, the first time that happened, put, like, I don't like that peaches guy. And ever since I tried I tried meeting him, he's been, like, hiding ever since. Maybe he was just being snarky. I don't know. Yeah.
Yeah. That's why I've been making fun of the name Colter because that that's his name. The noon hour of Madness and Mayhem. If you wanna catch an extended version of this whole show, I'll put it on demand wherever you get your podcast because we did a break and then we're like, yeah. That wasn't good for On the Air.
Let's just move on to something else. Sure. Make it better. I'm so glad right now I don't work for TMZ. Yeah.
What's going on? The whole Diddy thing is going on right now. The whole verdict, everything. And I just saw an article about how there was there are people outside the courthouse just dousing themselves with baby oil. Oh my goodness.
Alright. There's that going on. And then for some reason, TMZ was live streaming. Oh, they're still live. Is Harvey still yelling at people?
No. It was supposed to be on camera just on Harvey. And it's him going Can I just say all the audio is going on the podcast version of A 21 year old YouTube manager? Yeah. It was kind of holding video.
Reading. Oh, it's still playing. There we go. Okay. Okay.
Sorry about that. But, yeah. For some reason, Harvey was just yelling at this guy being like, this is what you should write for the article. And he's talking and he's answering phone calls. He he is into it.
At least he's not like the old guy that's just in charge of something that doesn't doesn't know what's going on with his company. He's into it. No. He's yeah. I mean, from what you've told me, he's way into it.
He's he's the most intimidating guy who's, like, five foot one I have ever met. Well, when you're the the boss man, sometimes you can, you know, even intimidate people a little bit. He's the creator of TMZ as well. Like, he started it back in 02/2005. It became huge when Michael Jackson died four years later, and then they broke the news about that.
And they became, like, the celebrity news source. And then he started hiring people, paying them way less money compared to him. Mhmm. All that fun stuff. All the people that I worked with are fired or quit.
Wow. Well, I mean, from what you've told me, you didn't get paid very good. And A production assistant never gets paid well. Yeah. I know.
Radio or anywhere. Yeah. It's like, you live because it's it's on your resume. When you have TMZ on your resume, that's a great thing to have. Yeah.
You know what? Was it did it stand out when you hired me? I don't think so. I was more concerned, like, can you do radio? Yeah.
Exactly. It's like, alright. You understand, pop culture. Good. Sure.
Yeah. That's good. Neat. But, let's hear you talk. You know?
What do you know about rock music and country music? Okay. There we go. Yeah. Yeah.
No. I didn't give a crap if you knew what was going on with, I don't know, Britney Spears or something. You know? As if if you were stalking people at the airport. Yeah.
I almost got that job. Yeah? There was a guy named Dennis that was the in charge of all those people, and he was actually wanting me to start, following, one of their guys, but, I just decided to decline. Or I couldn't do it because it was just, In N Out was getting in the way at the time. Yeah.
Yeah. Yep. No. I was much more impressed by In N Out Burger on the resume. Yeah.
That was the most annoying thing when I worked there because when I was at TMZ, I was known as mister In N Outs because I worked there part time, they wouldn't let me do anything because I wasn't full time at TMZ. And then when I was at In N Out, they're like, well, we can't do anything with you to promote you well because you're also at TMZ. And then COVID happened to save both those things. There you go. And then you ended up in Idaho.
Yeah. Alright. Isn't it funny how life works? Life's weird, dude. Yeah.
Life's weird. That's for sure. Well, Victor, considering, you know, the July 4 is this Friday, don't be stupid with fireworks. We gotta put that out there. And, you know, nobody's gonna be like, oh, okay.
And then, you know, the the stupid people will be the stupid people and blow off their fingers. Well, and We at least gave the warning. Well, and even if you, like, are trying to not be stupid, fireworks can go awry. You know? Like, people holding Roman candles.
Yeah. Roman candles can sometimes not work the way you want them to. No. You know? There's a video that I have of a certain somebody that the Roman candle didn't work out right.
You showed me that video. Yeah. You know, I I don't think I would ever hold a Roman candle again after some of the things I've seen. There you just all it takes is one of those little explosions in it to not do what it's supposed to. And, you know, somebody end up with, you know, firework ash in their eye.
And next thing you know, they're burning down the neighborhood. Do you wanna make your way around the counter here and look at this video I just had pulled up? Yeah. Let me come around and see. Right here, a fireworks warehouse exploded in California.
Oh. Sending clouds of smoke into the air. Now watch this. And any of those are smoke. Looks boom.
Holy cow. It just exploded like an action movie. Wow. There's a mushroom cloud. I is and that's not AI.
Still going off. They're still going And that's not AI. No. That's WHEC TV reporting on this. Wow, dude.
Holy cow. That was crazy. Happened at 06:30 in the morning. Imagine sleeping. You could just What's all gunshots for a firework?
Oh, man. Yeah. You gotta be very cautious with fireworks. I have seen so many people get so close to, like, blowing their hands off or burning down the neighborhood. There is that classic video.
Put it in reverse, Terry, and there's a guy in a scooter. He's a disabled man trying to light a firework, and his scooter would not back up. So they his friend behind the camera, like, put it in reverse, Terry. Back it up, Terry. That's a good thing.
You know? It's really funny. That's the to show you the dangers of firework. We should just start posting as many dangerous firework videos as possible to, and, you know, I posted the picture that, I think Stewart sent me of the hands that were all mangled, the x rayed hands. I I just watched a guy on Instagram.
You know, Instagram reels, they're wild. This guy, for some reason, propped his phone up in the bathroom and went into the shower, had his swim trunks on. And instead of light putting the water on, he had a firework taped upside down to the roof and then lit it and then tried playing that Travis Scott saw on Fiend, and they just It's an idiot. They started to spray all over him. He's, ow.
Ow. He's Well, yeah. It would hurt. It's fire. K?
It's fire. Fire hurts. You know, Goldberg, I he's partially to blame. Remember remember his entrance back in the day? He would stand in the fireworks Oh, yeah.
And then he would, you know, just have smoke coming out of his mouth. He made it look cool. Alright? Yeah. WWE, it moves bad influence bad influence on people back in the day.
One of my favorite entrances of all time, I don't know if you've ever seen it, The Undertaker, when, like, the pyro goes off the wrong way and his jacket starts catching on fire and then he starts running a little bit. I think it's 11 years old. Back to the slow walk afterwards. Like, nothing happened. Gotta stay in character, you know?
Wrapping up the noon hour of Madness and Mayhem, I am Peaches. I am Victor Wilt. Now to give you a behind the scenes look of what goes on here, I prerecord the afternoon show for the most part besides The Peach Their Own. The Peach Their Own is live. I you know, I'm in here answering those phone calls, but I do breaks ahead of time.
I'll sometimes be in here doing the show at, like, as early as 10:30 in the morning Mhmm. Something like that. Well, I already talked about this on the afternoon show. Okay. Did you see what's going on with Hulk Hogan?
No. So Bubba the love sponge in Florida decided to start a nasty rumor that Hulk Hogan was on his death breath deathbed and that he was in a coma. Oh, geez. And, well, TMZ reached out to Hogan's people, and they're like, he's fine, brother. Like, that type of thing.
And I don't know why he decided to just say that. Because Bubba the love sponge hates whole Hulk Hogan. Well, also There's some drama there. Allowed the whole thing to happen. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So and it wasn't like it was, oh, I caught her cheating. No.
It was Yeah. Totally. So I'm not surprised. You know? And is Bubba the Love Sponge even on the radio anymore?
Yeah. I yeah. For some reason, I thought he wasn't doing radio anymore. I haven't heard anything about him in years. That's probably why he did it, Peaches.
He nobody has talked about him in years. I don't know if are are you sure he's still on radio? I thought he was. Yeah. I I don't know.
Bubba Army Radio, free Internet radio. Once you do that He's doing an Internet radio show. You do that, you're you're gone. I'm sorry. But once you start doing the whole Internet radio thing, you're it's just No.
I know a good Internet radio station called Inferno. They're they're good. Yeah. It's just like, oh, I started this. Well, like, you gotta call it a podcast, dude.
Yeah. You know? Come on, Bubba. It's a podcast. Well, he has Bubba Army HQ, and I don't even wanna open the website.
Yeah. You know what? It'll pop up. Yeah. Something crazy would come up.
I'm sure he has the babe of the day, you know? I mean, that guy's old. You can listen to Bubba the Love Sponge on WFYY FM, 6AM to 10AM eastern time, and w w z l b FM, 5AM to 9AM eastern time weekdays, as well as on Bubba Army Radio, a subscription service. So he's he is on a couple of radio stations. He also broadcasts from his custom built facility in Tampa and streams on Florida Man Radio.
You can also find him on platforms like SoundCloud, YouTube, Rumble, Facebook. So he's just doing the online thing. For the most part. And then he he does, like, the radio the safe radio show. It it sounds like even Alex Jones has more radio stations than him.
Yeah. That's pretty I mean, again, I can't say anything. I'm only on one radio station. But you're on an actual radio station, not an Internet. That that's true.
You know? But, again, you know, if it's a good Internet radio station I mean, there there's a couple out there that I like for sure. I'm not gonna bag all of them. Well because there's some good rock Internet radio stations that are way better than the ultra PA radio stations. Lakers, but I'm on I'm in the g league, realistically.
I I guess, but we're also small market, so I'm like, you know, some of those Internet radio stations, you know, they they've got a lot of people tuned in. I maybe. Which is why I've never heard anybody ever say, oh, have you guys turned checked out Bubba the Love Sponge online radio? Well, I think it would only be his old fans that are listening to him. You know, I I don't think he's gaining new audience.
I I personally don't think there's more people listening to Internet radio stations. And he has the worst radio name ever. Just like the name I mean, I'm sure he came up with the back of the day. It it's pretty bad, though. It's just it just sounds gross to me.
I have a phrase I wanna use, and I'm guessing that's what he was going for. But I'm not gonna say this phrase on air even though it's not profanity. He is a gross dude. Yeah. Yeah.
He is. Big, fat, typical Florida guy with that dark tan, talks horribly. Yeah. I think he uses the, cheesy radio voice. Like Yeah.
I wouldn't even throw on one of his brakes. Man Cal is worse than he is. Man Cal is terrible, you know, and that's a dumb radio name for sure. But, what you got over there, Peaches? For some reason, I got a text from Matt saying Frontier sucks, and then you it's an explicit version of that.
Oh, okay. So I'm wondering what happened. Oh, boy. They're, Did they delay the flight? It's possible.
It happens. So yeah. Well, I'll check the Frontier flight tracker. Oh, and Peaches, make sure to blow out some tickets today for Volbeat and Hailstorm, during your show since you're gonna be gone tomorrow. Maybe do some extra giveaways today.
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I think they're fine. Yeah. And he's just complaining? Yeah. I think he's just on the flight right now.
It says actual 11:59AM. Well, let's see. Oh, we've been sitting in the plane at the gate for an hour because they messed up the plane or something. Oh, okay. So slight delay.
Slight delay, I feel like. Yeah. We gotta clean the bathroom. Something like that. Yeah.
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