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The Noon Hour Of Madness & Mayhem can be heard live on KBEAR 101 weekdays at 12pm MST. Viktor and Peaches talk about a wide variety of topics depending on the day and you never know what to expect!
[upbeat music] The noon hour of Madness and Mayhem, the podcast.
Peaches, ah, it's Monday. Yuck, ew.
Hit the button. [mimics vomiting]
Ugh, where's the puke but- I don't have the puke button ready. I, I-
Let's just mimic it. [mimics vomiting]
What, what do I have here? Uh.
Gotcha!
Th- th- that's gonna make me puke. Um, [laughs] anyway, what up, Peaches? [laughs]
I think we combine that with, uh, with the former DJ that not-
Oh.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's right.
Yeah.
That's right.
We did, we did.
[laughs]
Well, uh, I've made some, uh... I made a, I made a purchase over the weekend.
What? [laughs] This is a miracle. You, you didn't sell something? You bought something?
I, I... So that, that wall where my TV used to be is looking a little blank. [laughs] No, I still have my TV, all right?
[laughs] That was, I know my-
It's just, it's just in my bedroom.
[laughs]
We, we moved it there a while back, so that way I could lay down and watch whatever, you know, put on YouTube.
Oh, yeah, dude.
Watch, watch dudes transform themselves in the weight room and go, "That'll be me."
Just laying in bed watching dudes work out.
Eating grapes and kiwis.
[laughs]
You know, that's gonna be me someday.
[laughs]
[laughs] So, so the wall in the living room's a little blank. It's... A- and what's funny is that s- apparently the color yellow brings out anger and frustration.
[laughs]
What is the predominant color inside my apartment?
The whole thing's yellow. [laughs]
Back room's yellow. The old pillow yellow.
It is like the back room's color. [laughs]
It's exactly like the back room's. Only, uh, the haunting part is I have to, would have to pay in rent for that crappy place.
[laughs]
[laughs] So,
so I'm trying, I'm trying to, like,
uh, have the, [laughs] have that minimalist look [laughs] while also trying to, you know, not go insane inside this bright yellow-
Yeah
... or not, not bright yellow, but this, like, dull yellow disgusting looking place.
Mm-hmm.
Um, so I bought six 11-by-14 picture frames-
Okay
... th- that are matted for 8-by-10 pictures.
Okay.
And so I'm thinking, like, "You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna be that guy that you hate. I'm gonna, I'm gonna take these pictures that I have on my phone, turn them black and white-
Oh, please. [laughs]
... and then print, [laughs] and then print them out.
[laughs]
Just hang your black and white photos on your dull yellow walls.
And they have to be, you know, even three.
[laughs]
No, 'cause the thing is that some of them are vertical, some are horizontal. So then I asked ChatGPT, I'm like, "How can I lay this out to where it looks like a, uh, symmetrical design?"
Okay.
And it gave me a decent idea, so.
Okay.
My, the only, uh, problem is that it's, it's cool to generate that with ChatGPT, but at the same time, trying to actually hang it up that way.
[laughs] Are you good with a measuring tape and-
Uh, uh, no.
[laughs] You might wanna practice. [laughs]
Uh, my friend Brian, of course, our mutual friend Brian, he, uh, he... I have his impact drill, 'cause I was gonna hang up the ax on the other side of that wall-
Yeah
... with the guitar hanger.
Mm-hmm.
And he's all like, "Have ... You still haven't hung it up yet?" And I'm like, "Well, no, I'm afraid to."
[laughs]
Like, like I'm afraid of drilling two holes into the wall. And I'm s- it's gonna somehow end up looking horrible. And Brian's like, "I can come over and help you out if you need me to." I'm like, "Well, you live about 20 minutes away. I don't want you to-"
Yeah
... drive all the way from the hills of Emmon-
[laughs] Just to drill two holes
... to this, to, you know, this crappy apartment that I currently...
[laughs]
What's funny is that he used to live in the exact apartment next to mine-
Oh, really?
... when he first moved out.
Right on
So I st- I'm like, "Oh, great." And my, my, my apartment is a starter apartment.
[laughs]
Gotta love that. Been there for almost six years. Come on out.
[laughs]
It's the most dull looking place. I'm try- I'm trying to make it, uh, more stylish, but it's, it's tough. It's, it's really tough-
Well-
... trying to hang things up and all of that
... I wonder if your landlord would let you paint.
I wish.
Have you asked?
No.
They probably would be excited about it, especially if you were, like, gonna provide the paint, which, you know-
That's a lot of money
... paint ain't the cheapest thing. But,
I mean, well, heck, if you were gonna do the labor, they, they might buy you the paint. Just be like, "This place looks like, you know, it's been the same color since 1970."
Yeah, the walls used to be white.
[laughs]
Now, now, now-
Like, how many smokers lived in this apartment?
[laughs] Now they look like my underwear. [laughs]
Yeah, just ask them, 'cause that would be a good, uh, activity for you, Peaches.
Sure.
You know?
Peaches, you know, painting-
Paint the-
... painting stripes on the wall.
Yeah, you know.
No, but they'd probably ask me, "What color are you choosing?" I'll be like, "Well, I think I would go for, like, a universal white, right?"
Yeah. And y-
I make the second bedroom all black to have, like, the fun band posters all over.
Dude, just go all out.
The next person that moves in is like, "What on earth happened here?"
Dude, I think my l- my room that's painted, uh, black and gray looks great.
Well, I would love to have a dark bathroom. I really would.
Yeah?
Yeah. Have, like, a... Have black walls or whatever, have, like, some seafoam green.
Seafoam green black.
Something like... No, it's, no, like a teal.
Okay.
Have, like, a dark teal.
Yeah.
'Cause seafoam green's too light.
That, that is pretty light.
No, I want, want, like, a... You know what I want? Like a, the, the marble bathtub that's really, real big.
[laughs]
So I can sit there and listen to my sad music.
[laughs]
With some candelabras.
Ask your landlord.
You know, uh, Leon from the Spider's Web, his house?
Yeah.
[laughs] You know?
I want the, the bathroom to be like that, you know?
But the rest of it just minimalist.
Minimalist, but then the bathroom's just insane.
All right, Peaches. Sounds like a good, uh, summer and winter project for you. Just gotta get the landlord on board.
Yeah, might as well do it next weekend when it's 103 degrees outside.
Perfect.
You know, start, start painting.
[laughs]
I, I'm not gonna be like you though and, uh, you know, have all the windows shut.
[laughs] Yeah, make sure-
And start breathing in the paint fumes.
Oh, so you can let all that heat in while you do the painting.
[laughs]
Sounds great.
[upbeat music] Yo, it's your buddy DJ X.
[laughs]
It's your buddy DJ X in the house.
That was a song called For Whom the Bell Tolls.
No kidding.
[laughs] Hate DJ X.
It's your boy DJ X. We out here. This feel, this feel your vibe.
[laughs]
Playa.
We about to get it wild in here.
[laughs]
We're about to kick it up a notch and get upbeat.
[laughs]
It's Johnny Cash, Hurt.
[laughs]
[laughs]
I've heard those kind of intros-
Oh, yeah
... from DJX, like, "We're gonna get crazy."
I love the one-
[laughs] And it's some slow, plodding, like, [laughs] sad song.
Th- th- there was one recently, I wish I recorded it. He just goes, "Man, this, this been fitting your vibe lately."
[laughs]
"Here's Kubla Khan."
[laughs]
And then it's Darwinism and he goes, "MF, bang your head."
[laughs]
[laughs] Uh, so, uh, anyway, sorry, Peaches.
[laughs]
I didn't mean to be distracting with my, "Yo, it's DJX. What is, what up?"
Well, during that beginning part it sounds like, it sounded like you're about to say, "It's your boy," but then you stopped and you said, "It's your buddy, [laughs] DJX."
[laughs] Does he usually say, "Your boy"?
I don't know.
I, yeah, I, I just know the tone of voice that DJX has. You know, it's like-
[laughs]
... your up-and-coming rapper friend-
[laughs]
... [laughs] that's very excited about his show going down Friday night.
Are you coming to the gym or what?
[laughs]
Come on, playa. It fit your vibe.
[laughs]
He has a full-on gold grill that you can't stop staring at.
[laughs]
You're just watching his mouth move. How do you eat with those things in, on?
[laughs]
[laughs] Oh. So anyway, what were, what were you gonna talk about? [laughs]
Uh, so on, uh, y- yesterday, uh, my friends Bryson and Charlotte, um, it's Charlotte's birthday today.
Mm-hmm.
So they invite me to go to the mall to go shopping for a birthday outfit for her, so I'm, like, third-wheeling the entire time.
Ah, that sounds odd.
And she's like, "Let's go to the clearance section of American Eagle." So I'm in the, an American Eagle store, and I'm trying to, like... Uh, this is, this is my weird mindset. I'm trying not to be seen in public as of right now, uh, 'cause I'm trying to, like, you know, transform myself. You know, lose the weight.
Yeah.
And then just magically pop up-
[laughs]
... when, when I'm ready, you know?
Yeah.
And so I'm in the mall just kind of looking around, making sure no listeners spot me. You know, I'm, I'm, like, in disguise almost. It's almost like one of those A-list celebrities but except, you know, it's a local celebrity moment. I can't be spotted in the Grand Teton Mall. [laughs]
[laughs] Even though you're 10 feet tall.
Yeah, I'm very easy to spot.
And impossible to miss.
Yeah, and, and we were just at the Idaho Falls Community Hospital River Fest.
Oh, yeah.
And, uh, you know, two, two teenagers came by. They're like, "Can you sign our wristbands, Peaches?" I'm like, "Of course, of course." I'm autographing the wristbands.
Nice, nice.
We ran out of wristbands, and so we had to start stamping people's hands.
Yeah.
Then the stamp stopped working, so then we had to Sharpie people's hands.
Wow.
That was a fun time.
Yeah, it was a, it was a busy day.
I told FJ or Jeff that it was gonna die down around 6, and of course-
No
... my stupid fat mouth had to say that.
[laughs]
He's, he's glaring at me the entire time 'cause the line got the worst p- and, and, our side, I don't know if we were the cool side or what, but our side had the most people compared to Kennedy, Melissa, and Star to the left. It was me and Jeff, the FJP connection.
It's probably just you guys put together are, like, six of them, so they were... You're just easier to spot.
Right.
You know?
Come on over.
[laughs]
Especially with my safari hat on.
[laughs]
I had my glasses and my safari hat on. I was trying to s- I was trying to stay hidden, Victor.
[laughs] And you're still Peaches.
I'm still Peaches. Yeah, I get, I get very easily recognized.
Ugh.
And, and so, uh, uh, uh, we were at Chipotle after the whole shopping thing.
Mm-hmm.
And they saw me, like, visibly shaking 'cause I'm [laughs] like trying to like hide myself. [laughs]
[laughs] Peaches anxiety attack.
And they're like, "What's wrong with you, Brendan? What's wrong with you?"
Oh, I'm out, I'm outside.
I'm, I'm, [laughs] I'm sorry. I'm like the guy in The Benchwarmers. "I can't be seen in the sunlight."
[laughs]
[laughs] What's even worse is that, like, you know, try- trying to, trying to get, like, my exercise in I'll go out at night around the Greenbelt-
[laughs]
... and I'll put on my hoodie.
[laughs]
And I'll just be like, I'll, I'll my headphones in.
Just big, scary creep walking around the river.
[laughs] Yeah, but I'll, I'll scare everybody away.
That's true.
Like, you know, they're, they're not gonna know it's me 'cause they're, they just see this hooded figure walking around.
Well, yeah, by themselves.
I'll become the next Idaho Falls urban legend. [laughs]
Exactly.
Who's the big, fat oaf? [laughs]
Yeah. You're out there scaring people, Peaches. If I saw just some guy out dark by himself-
Walking just with, with, like, an angry look but also tears coming down at the same time.
[laughs]
"When somebody loved me."
[laughs]
Just you hear that, like, very faintly because it's so loud in the headphones.
Yeah, this is like a horror movie, Peaches. [laughs] This is how horror movies begin.
Maybe I should turn on, like, Tiptoe Through the Tulips.
[laughs] Something really creepy.
Yeah, like what's the, the American Horror Story theme, just real slow?
Yeah. Or c- you know, you can get a portable speaker.
Yeah, Beast Pill.
And be, be one of those people.
Oh, jeez.
And, uh, just have that in your pocket playing, you know, the Nightmare on Elm Street theme [laughs] as you walk the Greenbelt.
I do wanna give an update, though. I weighed myself yesterday.
Yeah?
357.
Wow.
I'm down 42 pounds.
Good job, Peaches.
So I'm s- I'm, I'm... My goal, I sent it out on Snapchat, my goal,
Papa Roach July 23rd, be 320.
320?
Yeah.
Peaches, that's in two weeks.
Yeah.
Yeah, I know.
All right, everybody, um-
July 23rd is not two weeks away.
It's basically two weeks away.
But l- l- l- let's look.
It's, like, two weeks and two d- two days.
That's, that's more than three weeks away.
No, it's not, Peaches.
It's July 23rd. It's July 6th.
Yeah.
Look, Jul- oh, yeah, n- I'm stupid.
[laughs]
July 6th. July 9th.
It's little t- two and a half weeks, tops.
It'll be tw- it'll be two weeks. Yeah, two and a half weeks. I can get it done.
I can drop 30 pounds-
Oh, sure
... in two and a half weeks.
Yeah, heck yeah. Watch, watch what happens.
All right, so rest in Peaches.
N- n- nope.
[laughs] [upbeat music] It's the noon hour of madness and mayhem. Uh, Peaches, did you read this story about the Poop Brothers?
No, all I've been doing this morning is just updating the Z103 music library and, uh, trying to get that whole thing scheduled out and getting rid of old imagers, adding new ones.
Good job.
Been listening to a lot of Vine clips. I, I hear a lot of those old imagers and I cringe.
Well, if you don't like 'em-
'Cause-
... move 'em on out
... there was one that was like, "Wear your friend and not tell you to text your ex," or something weird like that.
[laughs]
"Wear your friend to tell you, w- don't text your ex" or, uh, uh, what?
So you were doing that instead of reading about the Poop Brothers.
No, but I wanna hear about the Poop Brothers.
These are the Poop Brothers. I mean, their last name is not Poop, but they're twins from Florida.
And they're covered in poop.
[laughs] Well, likely. So-
They took a dive in the Ganges River.
Uh, what they've been doing-
Was it the Ganges? I don't know how you say it.
[laughs] W- what they've been doing is, uh, taking their RVs to the Everglades-[laughs] Over and over and over again and just dumping the, the black tank into the swamp, and they got-
Talk shit.
[laughs]
[laughs]
Um, so, uh, I guess these guys also have a farm. Cops showed up because of the reports of them bringing their, like, old cruddy RVs out and dumping sewage into the Everglades. [laughs]
They're dumping the box out in the swamp.
[laughs]
Please repor- please get rid of them.
Yeah, so, uh, unsurprisingly, their farm wasn't in good shape either. Um, they've got- [laughs]
No kidding. Uh, do- did it look like that couple from Red Dead Redemption 2? You know, the, the brother, sister?
[laughs] Kind of. And it's funny 'cause they are, they do look the same.
[laughs]
It's two guys with the same haircut, which is, like, a regular old haircut. They are, are both equally unshaven in their mugshots. It's very we- it's like they were doing everything they could to look the same. So-
Do, th- th- does he ... [laughs] Pull up a picture of Haystacks Calhoun.
Okay, hold on.
[laughs]
[laughs] Does he look like that?
Haystacks Calhoun. N- no.
[laughs]
I mean,
maybe if they packed on some pounds, they, they could potentially look similar.
Haystacks Calhoun was 6'4", 601 pounds. [laughs]
[laughs]
What a behemoth, dude.
So the cops show up, and at these guys' house,
I guess they, they had, like, multiple RVs, and-
All full of crap
[laughs] They're all full of crap. With unapproved sewage treatment and disposal systems, and so, like, they had all these different structures and RVs, and they're all connected to this network of tubes [laughs] that ran all of the poo out to the Everglades.
Were they inspired by the Dave Matthews Band?
[laughs] I... Maybe. You know, Dave Matthews Band famously dumped their, their black tank on a boatload of people in the Chicago River. [laughs] Perfect timing.
Can you imagine, dude? Like, you're on vacation.
Let's go on a boat ride.
Let's go on a boat ride. Come on. I paid good money for this.
[laughs]
Let's take the whole family. You're out there on the, on the poop deck.
Oh, is it raining?
[laughs]
Why is the rain so warm? [laughs]
Is it hailing? Why does it smell bad?
[laughs] Yeah, uh, they also had a pond that was filled with alg- algae overgrowth-
No kidding
... and dead animals.
Sure.
[laughs]
I bet there was a withered away raccoon in that thing.
[laughs] It, it doesn't say-
And it was eaten by those people, too, the Poop Brothers.
Yeah, the Poop Brothers. The, uh, th- these guys are an absolute mess. Um-
You ever seen the two naked guys in Outlast?
No.
That, that, that's what this kinda reminds me of, too. Just, like, the dirty, and the, and the me- the, the dirty characters from the, the mental asylum [laughs] just trying to throw poo at you. [laughs]
[laughs] That's these guys.
These two right here.
That's what's gonna be in the news next week, after they're-
The, the two guys that just walked by.
[laughs]
Those are the Poop Brothers leaving our building, Jaden and Josh.
[laughs] One of them is definitely a Poop Brother.
[laughs]
That's for sure. So the, yeah, they had a bunch of, uh, mistreated animals.
No way.
Um, so these guys, they're, you know, they've been doing this for, I guess, years, dumping sewage into the Everglades.
They just caught in the scandal.
They've got, uh, five additional counts of animal abandonment. Um, I mean, they got all kinds of charges, and all they had was a $5,000 bond to get out of jail.
You would think that contaminating
wetlands with sewage
would be somewhat of a more serious crime than, eh, $5,000 bond.
You would think. I don't know. It is Florida. [laughs]
I was gonna say, there's probably worse things in that water.
Dude. [laughs] Yeah. Imagine how many dead bo- actually, I s-
I, I just imagine-
... I think we read a story recently about how many dead bodies are found in the Everglades each year.
You know those boats that hover above the water? The, with, like, the giant propellers?
Uh, yeah.
What are they called?
I don't know what they're called, but yeah.
Like, they're called, like, hovercrafts, I think, or something silly.
Uh, yeah, yeah.
But, like, imagine, like, somehow that poo gets caught in one of those fans.
Ah! It just-
And just sprays all over. [laughs]
[laughs] Let's see. No exact statistic for how many dead bodies are found in the Florida Everglades each year. The vast, remote nature of the swamp makes it difficult to track.
Oh yeah, I can only imagine. There was a story I just read about some guy, uh, that died 30 years ago on Mount Everest. He, he was, his nickname was Green Boots 'cause-
Yeah, he's a, he's a marker up there
... but he's, he's been identified now.
Oh.
And, and what's really sad is that, like, your, your dead body's used as a marker.
Yeah. Oh, we're, we made it to Green Boots.
You can just Google search top of Mount Everest in- instead of, you know, wanting to actually climb. Uh, there's no point in climbing Mount Everest at all.
No, no, unless you wanna potentially die.
Yeah, there's more, there's more of a risk of dying than there is to make it to the top and to actually, like, what are, what are you gonna see up there? Snow?
Yeah.
[laughs]
Like, oh, congrats, you did it. Now you have to make your way back down.
Yeah, you-
'Cause there's no helicopter at the top.
Yeah. Why not just take the tram to the top of the Grand Teton?
Sure.
You look around. You see some beautiful nature.
Yeah.
You're on top of a tall mountain. [laughs]
I, I climbed the Upper Palisades Lake, all right?
Yeah.
That's enough.
[laughs] There you go. You didn't have to, you know, pack oxygen or have a Sherpa try to carry you.
I, they could, they could, they could try.
[laughs]
Love to see that happen.
The world's biggest Sherpa.
Be like Madame Zeroni.
[laughs] That'd be amazing.
I'm just g- I'm getting carried. [upbeat music]
Paige just says Jimmy Fallon's in Idaho Fall- why is he here?
I just, I, I just saw a post by Mikes Music in Idaho Falls. Another surprise visit by Jimmy Fallon. Thanks to Tanya, one of our customers, for sharing, uh, her selfie with us.
Well, what the heck? Let's pull up-
And he's, uh, wearing a striped shirt and has his sunglasses on
Mike's Music
Maybe making his way up to, uh, you know, where all the rich people are in Idaho?
I, I'm guessing if he's at Mike's Music, he could've been making his way, yeah, north. Could've been heading toward, uh, you know, West Yellowstone. Could've been heading toward Challis.
I really wish I met The Fonz when he was at the Sandwich Tree.
I relate to The Fonz.
I'm so mad.
For sure.
That, that guy is one of the nicest people. I so badly wanna take a selfie with him and send it to my dad, and my dad just freak out.
Dude,
one of these days, I think we'll bump into him somewhere, right?
Uh, unless he ... They, they somehow ... They're both listening to us.
Could be.
And we get Jimmy Fallon and The Fonz here in studio.
Yeah, now some- somebody out there listening has contact with these people.
I wanna introduce The Fonz to Lorna Shore. Come on.
Yeah. Like, come on, Jimmy Fallon, hang out with me and Peaches on the Noon Hour of Madness and Mayhem. You know, if you're hanging out, he's ... He might be staying at, um, what's the other Jimmy that's on Late Night?
Jimmy Kimmel.
Jimmy Kimmel. Doesn't Jimmy Kimmel own the, like, Swan Valley Lodge or something like that?
Yeah, and that's the thing too, is that if Jimmy Fallon doesn't show up, we'll just rank other Jimmies higher than him.
That's right.
Jimmy Page.
So Jimmy Fallon-
Jimmy Buffett. Jimmy Neutron.
[laughs] How many Jimmies are gonna be out at the-
[laughs]
[laughs] At the Swan Valley Lodge? What's the name of that place?
I'm sure the Poop Brothers showed off their Jimmies.
[laughs]
[laughs]
All right. Settle down, Peaches. Settle down, Peaches, here. All right. Jimmy Kimmel, Idaho. Let's see if the ... It's the South Fork Lodge. Excuse me. So-
Jimmy Carter
... you know, there have been photos that pop up from the South Fork Lodge from time to time.
Jimmy Wayne Yang. [laughs]
Like-
Just naming off other Jimmies
... like, there was this photo that had ... Let's see here. They were all having a nice big meal outside at the, at the, uh, South Fork Lodge, and it was tons of celebrities. Like, Jennifer Aniston's in there. Uh, what's her name? Courtney Cox. I can't, I can't see far back enough. A lot of-
[laughs]
... celebrities that I recognize but don't know their names.
I did see a, uh,
T- TMZ article posted on the Fourth of July that Tristan Thompson and Khloe Kardashian were in Idaho.
Oh. Probably Sun Valley.
Celebrating the Fourth together.
I, I would imagine most celebrities around here were hanging out in Sun Valley. That tends to be the place they go. Um, but there have been big gatherings at South Fork Lodge. So,
you know, if you're feeling like a pest right now, [laughs] you could wander-
I want you to take your old RV to South Fork Lodge-
[laughs]
... empty your tank-
Right in the Snake River
... and say, "Courtesy of K-Bear."
[laughs]
[laughs]
Please don't dump your black tank into the South Fork [laughs] and the Snake River. [laughs] It's not cool, guys. All right? It's gross. [laughs] [upbeat music] The Noon Hour of Madness and Mayhem is a production of Riverbend Media Group. For more information or to contact the show, visit riverbendmediagroup.com.
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