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What is Popcorn & Plot Holes?
Movies are fun! Movies are awesome! But movies can sometimes be very, very weird... or just plain terrible. In this intersection of fun, awesome, weird and terrible is where Matt, Luciano, Chris and Spencer live and thrive. They'll be watching the latest FACTS (Fantasy, Action, Comic, Thriller, Sci-Fi) movies available on streaming services and sharing their equally awesome, fun, weird and terrible thoughts on them. Welcome to Popcorn & Plot Holes!
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Hey, welcome back to popcorn and plot holes where each week we rip through the facts movie. I tell you what they are, but eh, you know by now. It's fine. Uh,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Straight facts.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
wow. Thank you for that. Anybody else want to make some loud noises before I introduce you?
Superman Lives:
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My Nickname in the bedroom:
Blah, blah,
THE FLUSH:
LOUD
My Nickname in the bedroom:
blah.
THE FLUSH:
NOISES!
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Flank.
THE FLUSH:
HA HA!
My Nickname in the bedroom:
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Where is Thomas Wayne?:
podcast has been canceled by the National Podcasting Association. We
My Nickname in the bedroom:
They're
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
yield
My Nickname in the bedroom:
so
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
our
My Nickname in the bedroom:
harsh.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
time.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
They're so hard on us.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Joining me as always, because I can't get them to not log in on the night we record Spencer.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Hey, you can't change that password. I won't let you. Good to be back, whether you like it or
THE FLUSH:
stalker
My Nickname in the bedroom:
not.
THE FLUSH:
vibes. I won't let you.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I won't let you.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
The person laughing and not waiting for his turn is Chris.
THE FLUSH:
Sorry. Yes, it is I.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Who does I?
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Quite the professional over there. And finally, Luciano.
Superman Lives:
Hello, I wish I could go back in time and start this episode again
My Nickname in the bedroom:
hahahahahahah
THE FLUSH:
No, that will not happen.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
I mean,
THE FLUSH:
This is a fixed point in time.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
in about an hour and a half, you'll be able to do that, but it's going to be the same. So.
THE FLUSH:
Oh, time loop.
Superman Lives:
Oh no!
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Isn't
Superman Lives:
Oh
My Nickname in the bedroom:
that
Superman Lives:
no!
My Nickname in the bedroom:
the perfect analogy for this film?
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Kind of a reference point in case you don't know, we watched the flush point, I mean, sorry, the
THE FLUSH:
Yes!
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Flash movie,
THE FLUSH:
Call
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
not
THE FLUSH:
it
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
the
THE FLUSH:
like
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Flash
THE FLUSH:
it is.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
point paradox, just the Flash, that's all I call it, right?
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Yeah,
THE FLUSH:
Mm-hmm
My Nickname in the bedroom:
that's
Superman Lives:
Flash
My Nickname in the bedroom:
right.
Superman Lives:
2023.
THE FLUSH:
all the time
Superman Lives:
Yeah.
THE FLUSH:
all the
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
flash
THE FLUSH:
time
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
starring someone
Superman Lives:
Yes.
THE FLUSH:
One.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
who maybe should be in jail, we're not sure.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
We don't know.
THE FLUSH:
Mm-hmm. Whoop,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
But
THE FLUSH:
whoop, bad
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
let's talk
THE FLUSH:
boys,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
about this
THE FLUSH:
bad
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
movie. Let's
THE FLUSH:
boys.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
let's just get this out of the way before we talk with me as we're Miller. They have had some interesting brushes with the law during. Well, I don't know during the film of this movie, but well, as we took its sweet ass time to get edited and released, they have done some very questionable things. So far they have not landed in jail. It seems like they need some mental help from the
Superman Lives:
Yeah.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Justice League.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Hehehehehehe
Superman Lives:
And, and
THE FLUSH:
ass.
Superman Lives:
whatever, whoever else is willing to lend that help.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
whoever
Superman Lives:
Yeah.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
else is going to help. So we're bearing that in mind as we watch this movie that they are a person of questionable whatevers.
THE FLUSH:
Mmm.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Did that guys, did that impact you guys at all watching this movie?
Superman Lives:
A little.
THE FLUSH:
Impact?
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Yeah.
THE FLUSH:
Yes.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I wouldn't say it didn't like ruin the movie for me, but it did like, it definitely came like popped in my head a few times, you
THE FLUSH:
Yeah.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
know? It does take you out of the movie, I would say.
Superman Lives:
Yes, it
THE FLUSH:
Yeah.
Superman Lives:
does. Well, as much as many other things do, but yeah.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Yes, there are other
THE FLUSH:
rewind
My Nickname in the bedroom:
things that take you out of the movie as well. Yes. But they're
Superman Lives:
Yeah.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
not all on Ezra,
Superman Lives:
No, true.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
but some of them were.
THE FLUSH:
Justice League Ezra Berry was Berry back then. This Flash movie, Ezra as Berry, it was more Ezra than it was Berry.
Superman Lives:
That's the thing that bothered me the most. It was that it was just too like weird and fidgety and it was, I don't know, it was off-putting. And then remembering
My Nickname in the bedroom:
That's more,
Superman Lives:
that
My Nickname in the bedroom:
that's
Superman Lives:
it says
My Nickname in the bedroom:
more just
Superman Lives:
Rammiller.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
the
Superman Lives:
Yeah.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
perf. Yeah. But you're saying the performance on its own
Superman Lives:
Yeah,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
was like
Superman Lives:
those
My Nickname in the bedroom:
took
Superman Lives:
two
My Nickname in the bedroom:
you and
Superman Lives:
things together.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
then on top. Yeah.
Superman Lives:
Yeah,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
He
Superman Lives:
yeah.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
took, uh, so he took acting notes from Jesse Eisenberg's portrayal of Lex Luthor.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Hoo!
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Is
Superman Lives:
Oh
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
that
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Ha
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
what
My Nickname in the bedroom:
ha!
Superman Lives:
shit
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
you're
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Hoo
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
saying?
Superman Lives:
that's
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
I know.
Superman Lives:
true.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
hoo!
Superman Lives:
Fucking hell that's true. I couldn't
THE FLUSH:
who...
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Ah ah,
Superman Lives:
put
My Nickname in the bedroom:
weeeee!
Superman Lives:
my finger on it but that's exactly
THE FLUSH:
Listen guys,
Superman Lives:
what it was.
THE FLUSH:
listen, I'm gonna put
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Yo.
THE FLUSH:
a stop to this right now. We all need to put some respect on Mickey Mouse's name. Mickey
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
THE FLUSH:
Mouse's name, all right? Ah!
Superman Lives:
Hahaha!
THE FLUSH:
The Speed Force! Ahahaha!
Superman Lives:
Do
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Oh,
Superman Lives:
you
My Nickname in the bedroom:
ho ho,
Superman Lives:
want
My Nickname in the bedroom:
gonna
Superman Lives:
some
My Nickname in the bedroom:
getcha.
Superman Lives:
cherry
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Mm-hmm.
Superman Lives:
candy? Or whatever, yeah.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Jerry Jolly Rancher, sir.
Superman Lives:
Yeah, Jolly
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Yeah,
Superman Lives:
Ranchers,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
yeah.
Superman Lives:
yes, yeah.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Eat it,
THE FLUSH:
Yeah. Ha!
My Nickname in the bedroom:
eat it out of my hands, ho ho. Mm-hmm. Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.
Superman Lives:
Ho ho ho!
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
When you say it like that, it sounds real dirty
THE FLUSH:
That's,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
for some reason.
Superman Lives:
It didn't
THE FLUSH:
this is
Superman Lives:
sound
THE FLUSH:
the-
Superman Lives:
much better in the movie,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
And
Superman Lives:
let's be honest
My Nickname in the bedroom:
yeah,
Superman Lives:
here.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Okay,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
exactly.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
that's fair
My Nickname in the bedroom:
It's an honest
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
enough.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
retelling.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Moving back to the Flash movie, this barely technically covers the Flashpoint paradox.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Yes.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
To somebody
THE FLUSH:
Mm-hmm.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
want to give us an overview of what the Flashpoint paradox actually is, because I think it's important to understand
Superman Lives:
What
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
what
Superman Lives:
could
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
a
Superman Lives:
have been?
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
what a good story arc is in comparison to what they did here.
Superman Lives:
Yeah, let's do a what if. What if they do what they were doing?
THE FLUSH:
So the Flashpoint paradox is, it's a lot like the butterfly effect, but in Flashpoint, he goes back, changes something, like we know, like he changed, it saves his mom, but when he tries to go back into the present, everything is completely messed up. And in the Flashpoint, like the Flashpoint paradox itself, it's a combination of both Barry's action and the reverse flash, Eobard, Thon's plotting and scheming.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Right. But like what happens? I
THE FLUSH:
Oh,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
like
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
give
THE FLUSH:
oh yeah,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
me more
THE FLUSH:
sure,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
context.
THE FLUSH:
sure. Yes, no problem. So what happens is in Flashpoint, the world changes and the world is on the brink of World War III. Aquaman and Wonder Woman are much, much darker than they usually are. They are about to destroy the world, like warring with each other. Aquaman has a doomsday device. And Batman, for example, is not Bruce Wayne. Bruce died. His father survived and became a dark Batman. how Cyborg works for the US government. Superman is trapped in a red-lit facility and is emaciated much like, I don't know, Christian Bale in The Machinist and has no exposure to the sun. And who else is in there? Michael J. Fox is not Marty McFly, it is Eric Stoltz
My Nickname in the bedroom:
No.
THE FLUSH:
and...
Superman Lives:
Oh no,
THE FLUSH:
Whoa,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Wait
THE FLUSH:
whoa!
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
a second,
Superman Lives:
you're
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
no
Superman Lives:
letting
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
no. Ha ha ha.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
No,
Superman Lives:
realities
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I...
THE FLUSH:
I'm
Superman Lives:
collide
THE FLUSH:
blurring.
Superman Lives:
there.
THE FLUSH:
Oh no, you're paying attention. This is, I didn't account for
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Hehehe
THE FLUSH:
this. I'm so sorry. But
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Spencer,
THE FLUSH:
yeah, aside from that, yeah.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
do you
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Yes.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
know if you missed anything?
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I think he covered the major plot point. There's only one Barry.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Mm hmm.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
That's a
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Yes.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
you know,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
That's also yeah.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
a big difference.
THE FLUSH:
Yes,
Superman Lives:
would have
THE FLUSH:
yes,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
There's
Superman Lives:
been
THE FLUSH:
that's
My Nickname in the bedroom:
only
Superman Lives:
a boon
THE FLUSH:
true.
Superman Lives:
in this movie.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Yeah, there's only one Barry in it. And, you know, he loses his powers, I think, and then he has to get his powers back and,
THE FLUSH:
Yes.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
That's like
My Nickname in the bedroom:
and
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
the only thing in
My Nickname in the bedroom:
that
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
this movie that is pretty much from Flashbombing Paradox is he basically does experiment on himself and electrocute himself to get
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Yeah, that's really
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
his
My Nickname in the bedroom:
like
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
powers back.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
scene for scene,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Yeah.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
like kind of recreate except for the obviously overarching cons. The only thing that really makes it into the movie is him going back in time, saving his mother and changing the future. The future that it becomes is completely different. And that was kind of a, a bummer.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
And it's the, he comes back to the future to find it, right? He doesn't get kicked out halfway
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Yeah,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
through
My Nickname in the bedroom:
he doesn't get
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
by
My Nickname in the bedroom:
kicked out in like,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
his
My Nickname in the bedroom:
like
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
old
My Nickname in the bedroom:
seven years
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
self.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
earlier, whatever it was,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Yeah.
THE FLUSH:
Yeah.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
which is also a weird choice. This, this whole movie has a lot of weird choices. I couldn't, I couldn't help, but feel that throughout the whole movie. I feel like beneath the layers, there's a good movie and it's flashpoint
THE FLUSH:
Mmm.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
paradox, the animated movie, that's the good movie and it, and, and this movie is, uh,
Superman Lives:
If we change
My Nickname in the bedroom:
there's
Superman Lives:
75%
My Nickname in the bedroom:
a lot of,
Superman Lives:
of this movie,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
yeah,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Thanks for
My Nickname in the bedroom:
exactly.
Superman Lives:
it
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
watching!
Superman Lives:
will be...
My Nickname in the bedroom:
So there's so many moments where I was like, like that's
THE FLUSH:
Yeah.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Odd.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Spencer, how many layers do you have to remove from this onion story before you get to a good Slashpoint
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Oh,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Paradox story?
My Nickname in the bedroom:
well, there's the lay. I mean, there's a lot of things we're going to get into, but there's,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Okay.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I would say at least. At least 12 layers of onion.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Okay.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Semi-transparent
THE FLUSH:
Fick.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
onion layers.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Right.
Superman Lives:
Kind
My Nickname in the bedroom:
but
Superman Lives:
of like a chrono bowl.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
yeah,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
No.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
and by the center...
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Don't use that word here.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
This, yeah, we don't, stupid
THE FLUSH:
You
My Nickname in the bedroom:
fucking
THE FLUSH:
wash
My Nickname in the bedroom:
word.
THE FLUSH:
that
Superman Lives:
We don't
THE FLUSH:
name
Superman Lives:
talk
THE FLUSH:
out your
Superman Lives:
about
THE FLUSH:
mouth.
Superman Lives:
the chrono ball.
THE FLUSH:
Someone get the soap and wash it out.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Yeah, I mean, I
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
12.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
will say I'm like, I actually didn't hate this movie. I think there's lots of parts that are our work. And I don't think that Ezra was as annoying to me as it was to a lot of others. I thought they were. Enjoyable.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Fine.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Yeah.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
actually like laughed a lot throughout the movie. I saw unlike, uh, believe you guys. I actually
THE FLUSH:
Don't
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Wow.
THE FLUSH:
speak
My Nickname in the bedroom:
paid,
THE FLUSH:
for me.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I actually saw this movie
THE FLUSH:
Speak
My Nickname in the bedroom:
in the
THE FLUSH:
your piece,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
theater.
THE FLUSH:
sir.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Is that
Superman Lives:
Ooh.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
true? Am I the only one who saw this in the theater?
Superman Lives:
Yes. No,
THE FLUSH:
Oh, I saw it all right.
Superman Lives:
not in the theater.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I feel like
Superman Lives:
You
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I'm
Superman Lives:
didn't go
My Nickname in the bedroom:
the
Superman Lives:
to the
My Nickname in the bedroom:
only
Superman Lives:
theater.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
person
THE FLUSH:
guys.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
on earth who saw this in theater.
THE FLUSH:
Probably,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Um,
THE FLUSH:
but does
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
based
THE FLUSH:
this matter?
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
on the numbers I see, that's not true, but I'm, I will allow
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I'm like
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
it for the podcast.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
30% of the box office.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Yeah. You went like a hundred times.
THE FLUSH:
30% of the 10%.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
It works
My Nickname in the bedroom:
and
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
every time.
THE FLUSH:
Math,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
it were.
THE FLUSH:
it works every time.
Superman Lives:
Oh, like this movie! 30%
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Yeah.
Superman Lives:
of 10% it works every time.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Maybe.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Yeah,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Spencer, continue.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
so I don't know if that altered my perception a bit because I there was an audience there and people were enjoying a lot of it I found
THE FLUSH:
So
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Well...
THE FLUSH:
tell me when you were in the theater by yourself with the popcorn on either side of you in the chairs, was this enough
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Salted
THE FLUSH:
simulation?
My Nickname in the bedroom:
by my tears.
THE FLUSH:
Was this enough warmth to simulate a populated movie going experience?
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I was no, I shut up. No.
Superman Lives:
Hahaha!
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I
THE FLUSH:
Yeah
My Nickname in the bedroom:
was like, that's funny. Right, guys. No, no, I like I, there were some people there. And then people did seem to enjoy it. I was I could definitely see where like the hate comes from, though, because there's a lot of like, like I said, we'll get into it. A lot of like, eyebrow raising scenes and dialogue. But then there are parts that work. You know, like I thought some of the emotional stuff with his mother really worked.
THE FLUSH:
I would agree,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
You know.
THE FLUSH:
yeah. It got to me, it
My Nickname in the bedroom:
and
THE FLUSH:
got
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I thought
THE FLUSH:
to
My Nickname in the bedroom:
some
THE FLUSH:
me.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
of the comedic scenes between both barriers was actually pretty funny sometimes.
THE FLUSH:
Hmm, yeah, that's
Superman Lives:
I hated
THE FLUSH:
it.
Superman Lives:
almost all of them.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Well, you hate fun, so let's
My Nickname in the bedroom:
You hate-
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
not
Superman Lives:
No!
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
use
My Nickname in the bedroom:
you
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
that
THE FLUSH:
Heh.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
hate-
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
as
Superman Lives:
That's
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
a gauge.
Superman Lives:
the
My Nickname in the bedroom:
you
Superman Lives:
thing.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
hate whimsy!
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Yeah.
Superman Lives:
I was hoping for fun. It was just cringe for
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Don't
Superman Lives:
the most
My Nickname in the bedroom:
even
Superman Lives:
part.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Nah.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
lie. Okay, when he loses his powers and he tries to run for the first time,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Yeah.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
he's running all stupidly
Superman Lives:
That was,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
like he does.
Superman Lives:
that was funny.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
That was funny.
THE FLUSH:
Yeah.
Superman Lives:
That was
My Nickname in the bedroom:
And he's
Superman Lives:
funny,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Yeah.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
like
Superman Lives:
yeah, yeah.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
whipping his arms was actually making fun of it the way the stupid way he runs.
THE FLUSH:
trying to phase with other berry. Okay, we gotta get out of here. They're all Limp Bizkit and they're like, huh, oh, bleh,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Yeah,
THE FLUSH:
that
My Nickname in the bedroom:
some of
THE FLUSH:
was
My Nickname in the bedroom:
that stuff
THE FLUSH:
fun.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
was funny.
Superman Lives:
The scene I laughed the hardest was when Iris was visiting him and he stuffed everything in the cupboards and they just burst open. Those were
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Yeah,
THE FLUSH:
Yeah,
Superman Lives:
genuinely
My Nickname in the bedroom:
that was good
Superman Lives:
funny.
THE FLUSH:
the
My Nickname in the bedroom:
comedic
THE FLUSH:
exploding,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
timing.
Superman Lives:
Yeah, yeah.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
And
THE FLUSH:
exploding
My Nickname in the bedroom:
then he comes in with
THE FLUSH:
beer.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
the beers. He faces through the wall with the beer and then they, I didn't
Superman Lives:
Beers
My Nickname in the bedroom:
see it coming.
Superman Lives:
from
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I should
Superman Lives:
the
My Nickname in the bedroom:
have
Superman Lives:
fridge!
My Nickname in the bedroom:
saw it coming.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Yeah.
THE FLUSH:
That
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Yeah,
THE FLUSH:
caught
My Nickname in the bedroom:
beer
THE FLUSH:
me off guard.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
from the fridge. And he
Superman Lives:
Yeah,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
comes
Superman Lives:
yeah.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
out
THE FLUSH:
Yeah.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
and he opens it and explodes. I was like, this is good.
Superman Lives:
Yeah.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
And that's actually where I was like, this movie's good. Like I kind of, once you forgot about the opening scene, it gets
THE FLUSH:
Hahaha!
My Nickname in the bedroom:
into like
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Yeah.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
a mode that's like, okay, this is pretty good. And it gets good and it's pretty good for like the middle
THE FLUSH:
Maybe there's
My Nickname in the bedroom:
third.
THE FLUSH:
potential.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
And then the last third, it goes off the rails.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Basically when they fly out to fight General Zod.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Yes,
THE FLUSH:
Hmm.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
yes,
Superman Lives:
It
My Nickname in the bedroom:
that's
Superman Lives:
goes
My Nickname in the bedroom:
when
Superman Lives:
off
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I started
Superman Lives:
the rails.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
going, I felt myself going, ooh, like my stomach kind of turning. And it was probably the
Superman Lives:
To
My Nickname in the bedroom:
popcorn.
Superman Lives:
me it felt like half the jokes were actually really funny and good comedic timing like you said and the rest was just trying too hard
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Hey!
Superman Lives:
I guess. Like the loss of truth thing in the beginning.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Yeah, that was that was bad.
Superman Lives:
It's
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I
Superman Lives:
so
My Nickname in the bedroom:
found I found
Superman Lives:
cringe.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I found Batman and. Wonder Woman sounded very odd.
Superman Lives:
Yeah.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Like it all sounded very like wooden.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Well,
Superman Lives:
Also...
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
if you watched in the beginning when they show, uh, Baff like
Superman Lives:
This.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
driving the motorcycle, that was all Shiji work, right? Like
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Mm-hmm.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
he was not
Superman Lives:
Yeah,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
anywhere near a set
Superman Lives:
yes,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
for that.
Superman Lives:
yeah.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Oh, I could tell that, of course.
Superman Lives:
Also the suit, what the fuck was up
My Nickname in the bedroom:
The
Superman Lives:
with
THE FLUSH:
hated
Superman Lives:
his
My Nickname in the bedroom:
suit,
Superman Lives:
suit?
THE FLUSH:
that
Superman Lives:
Ha
THE FLUSH:
suit.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
the
Superman Lives:
ha
My Nickname in the bedroom:
suit
Superman Lives:
ha!
THE FLUSH:
That
My Nickname in the bedroom:
was
THE FLUSH:
was an insult
My Nickname in the bedroom:
a was
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Sorry,
THE FLUSH:
insult.
Superman Lives:
Yes.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
a choice.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
to be clear, Batman
THE FLUSH:
Yes.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
suit?
Superman Lives:
Batman suit,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Batman
Superman Lives:
yeah.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
suit, yeah,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Batman
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
okay.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
suit was like,
THE FLUSH:
Absolute disgrace.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
it was it was like if somebody tried to recreate Batman suit,
Superman Lives:
From
My Nickname in the bedroom:
what
Superman Lives:
memory.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
only from exactly from memory
Superman Lives:
I'm
My Nickname in the bedroom:
and
Superman Lives:
out.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
only having access to Walmart materials.
Superman Lives:
Yeah. And
THE FLUSH:
Yes and...
Superman Lives:
drawing with their left hand.
THE FLUSH:
Yes and they were smoking a cigarette. Ah, I am going to evoke the world's greatest detective, Light Gray, and a bleh
Superman Lives:
Hahaha
THE FLUSH:
motif. And then what came out was dog shit.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
What's he
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Sorry
My Nickname in the bedroom:
wearing?
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Chris, can
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Yeah,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
I
My Nickname in the bedroom:
what?
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
be clear here? Did you just shit on the French for no reason?
Superman Lives:
No,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Yeah,
Superman Lives:
the
My Nickname in the bedroom:
the
Superman Lives:
Quebecois.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
French cast is stray.
Superman Lives:
On the Quebecois, not the French.
THE FLUSH:
I didn't, you, this is not what I am doing, first of
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
B-basically,
THE FLUSH:
all. Second of all,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
you said
THE FLUSH:
don't you,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
you
THE FLUSH:
you
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
made
THE FLUSH:
put
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
a
THE FLUSH:
some
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
French
THE FLUSH:
respect,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
guy,
THE FLUSH:
you
Superman Lives:
Yeah.
THE FLUSH:
said,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
and he's like,
THE FLUSH:
you said,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
I am stupeed,
THE FLUSH:
you said,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
I am
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I'm
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
French,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
sorry.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
I cannot
THE FLUSH:
you said,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
do art.
THE FLUSH:
you put
Superman Lives:
I
THE FLUSH:
some,
Superman Lives:
am...
THE FLUSH:
the Quebec, all the people are good people. Okay,
Superman Lives:
I am,
THE FLUSH:
you
Superman Lives:
I
THE FLUSH:
put
Superman Lives:
am
THE FLUSH:
some respect.
Superman Lives:
the designer and I design these and I love it. Ha ha ha.
THE FLUSH:
Listen! Moving on!
My Nickname in the bedroom:
And...
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
My
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Yeah...
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
one character trait is I am French, therefore
My Nickname in the bedroom:
And I'm...
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
I cannot do art.
THE FLUSH:
It is, how do you say, the only accent I can do. No.
Superman Lives:
All of us French people from Arcadia.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Yes. Moving on,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
We.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
the suit was terrible, clearly
THE FLUSH:
Terrible.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
designed by a Frenchman
THE FLUSH:
What
My Nickname in the bedroom:
and,
THE FLUSH:
the fuck?
Superman Lives:
Hahaha!
THE FLUSH:
See,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
um, it had
THE FLUSH:
someone
My Nickname in the bedroom:
a, uh, I mean,
THE FLUSH:
gets it.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
we just, we
THE FLUSH:
Sack
My Nickname in the bedroom:
could tell
THE FLUSH:
of the book.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Yeah.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
and it had like a, like a, a plastic rib cage piece.
Superman Lives:
Yeah,
THE FLUSH:
Yeah, they're like
Superman Lives:
and
THE FLUSH:
a
Superman Lives:
like
THE FLUSH:
camel.
Superman Lives:
some like camo like full Urban camo shit like what the fuck was that all about? Yeah,
THE FLUSH:
Wow.
Superman Lives:
it was awful
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Who the one thing that like people universally praised was Bed Affleck suit in
Superman Lives:
Yeah.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
the Zack Snyder movies. Everyone was like
THE FLUSH:
Yes.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
great suit, one of the best.
THE FLUSH:
Yep.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
And then they're like, let's change.
Superman Lives:
Let's,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I felt
Superman Lives:
let's
My Nickname in the bedroom:
like, you
Superman Lives:
f-fuck
My Nickname in the bedroom:
know what?
Superman Lives:
it up.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
That brings me up to another point. And I will say this quickly. I do feel like, does anyone else feel like this movie is almost analogous to WB and the DC universe as a whole? Like
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
100%.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
the timeline is the DC universe and. W Warner Brothers is Barry and he keeps going back
Superman Lives:
Hahaha
My Nickname in the bedroom:
and changing things
THE FLUSH:
Yes,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
and
THE FLUSH:
there
My Nickname in the bedroom:
fucking
THE FLUSH:
you go.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
it up more and more and getting
THE FLUSH:
Yes,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
like getting involved
THE FLUSH:
yes.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
and,
THE FLUSH:
The momentum,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
and just
THE FLUSH:
yep.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
keeps changing it and making it worse. I was
THE FLUSH:
And
My Nickname in the bedroom:
just
THE FLUSH:
then
Superman Lives:
And
My Nickname in the bedroom:
like,
THE FLUSH:
you've
Superman Lives:
like
THE FLUSH:
got, yep.
Superman Lives:
thinking that they're fixing it but fucking it up further.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Yeah, exactly. That's
Superman Lives:
Yeah.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
that's
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
And just when you think they finally learned their lesson,
Superman Lives:
They
THE FLUSH:
Mm-hmm.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
they
Superman Lives:
fuck
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
still
Superman Lives:
it up again.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
do
My Nickname in the bedroom:
They'd
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
something
My Nickname in the bedroom:
do
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
at the
My Nickname in the bedroom:
it
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
end
My Nickname in the bedroom:
again.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
to fuck it up.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Exactly.
THE FLUSH:
George
Superman Lives:
Yeah,
THE FLUSH:
Clooney?
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Yeah.
Superman Lives:
you're onto something there. Yeah,
THE FLUSH:
George,
Superman Lives:
yeah.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
It just seems
THE FLUSH:
where have
My Nickname in the bedroom:
so
THE FLUSH:
you been?
My Nickname in the bedroom:
perfect that that's the movie that ends the DC cinematic universe. Like that's the last movie too. It's like, it's like,
THE FLUSH:
Yeah.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
we're going to do it. The last movie is just going to be like a perfect analogy of this whole cluster.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
To
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Fuck.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
be fair, Blue Beetle is coming
THE FLUSH:
This
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
out
THE FLUSH:
just
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
and
THE FLUSH:
in,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
apparently it's
THE FLUSH:
yes,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
not shit.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Yeah,
THE FLUSH:
apparently.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
but that,
Superman Lives:
What?
My Nickname in the bedroom:
that...
Superman Lives:
What's coming up?
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Blue Beetle.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
But that's
THE FLUSH:
It's
Superman Lives:
Oh,
THE FLUSH:
like
Superman Lives:
blubido.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
in
THE FLUSH:
a...
My Nickname in the bedroom:
the, that's in the DCU though. That apparently is not tied to the old.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
What?
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Yeah.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
How are you making
THE FLUSH:
It's...
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
that? How are you drawing it? Not you, but yeah,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
No,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
you,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I heard
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
how are
My Nickname in the bedroom:
that.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
you drawing that distinction?
My Nickname in the bedroom:
James Gunn said he's like, this is the first movie of the DCU.
Superman Lives:
Even James
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Fuck
Superman Lives:
Gunn
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
off,
Superman Lives:
is
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
team's
Superman Lives:
like,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
It's
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
gone.
Superman Lives:
James
My Nickname in the bedroom:
not
Superman Lives:
Gunn is
My Nickname in the bedroom:
made.
Superman Lives:
even like, okay, it's not the same thing, okay guys? It's another thing, it's not my fault.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Yeah, I know. I think it's because this movie is just like a purely standalone and I think I think James Gunn was just like basically he's like if this movie does well, we'll keep it.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Right.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
So he's keeping the door open.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Alright, James Gunn. Get the fuck outta here. Go write a Superman movie and come back later.
THE FLUSH:
He also said that
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Oh,
THE FLUSH:
the Flash...
My Nickname in the bedroom:
okay.
THE FLUSH:
He also
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Waho,
THE FLUSH:
said the Flash...
My Nickname in the bedroom:
wee-wee,
THE FLUSH:
Hey,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I will.
Superman Lives:
Yeah.
THE FLUSH:
hey,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Ha ha ha. Oh. Ha ha. Heheheheheheh
Superman Lives:
Is that they're gonna go, I'm gonna write Clark with a Q, U, E instead of K.
THE FLUSH:
CLACK
Superman Lives:
Clark.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I'm Clark
Superman Lives:
You're my black cock.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Kent.
Superman Lives:
Clark Kinta.
THE FLUSH:
How do you lose, how do you lose, Lorraine Salin? Who is the... BALLSACK? Lois Lange?
My Nickname in the bedroom:
the
Superman Lives:
Hahaha!
THE FLUSH:
I like it.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Moving off on the bad French, are we done?
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I'm done.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
The Wonder Woman thing where they show her and they play her fucking theme song, I was
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Superman Lives:
Yeah.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
just
THE FLUSH:
Yes.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
like, god damn it.
Superman Lives:
Could have been, hey, could
THE FLUSH:
Too
Superman Lives:
have been
THE FLUSH:
much,
Superman Lives:
worse.
THE FLUSH:
too loud!
Superman Lives:
It could have been the wailing from the Snyder cut. That would have been worse.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
But it's all- I know who she is, you don't have to
Superman Lives:
Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
fucking play her theme song.
Superman Lives:
So dumb,
THE FLUSH:
Hmm.
Superman Lives:
yeah. Like
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I mean,
THE FLUSH:
I didn't mind,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
it's
Superman Lives:
for
My Nickname in the bedroom:
a good
THE FLUSH:
man.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
theme
Superman Lives:
the what?
My Nickname in the bedroom:
song, but it's...
Superman Lives:
30 seconds she was on screen.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
It's like men are so dumb that they don't know what she looks like, they can only remember
THE FLUSH:
Hmm.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
it by the theme song they put behind it.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Mm-hmm
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
No one else gets their theme song, it's like fucking Darth Vader shows up and they just like a little snippet of the Imperial Death March.
Superman Lives:
Yeah,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
DUN
Superman Lives:
yeah, every
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Da
Superman Lives:
time
My Nickname in the bedroom:
da
Superman Lives:
they say his
My Nickname in the bedroom:
da.
Superman Lives:
name, can you imagine in the movie they would say, well, the problem is Darth Vader. And then
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Da
Superman Lives:
it just
My Nickname in the bedroom:
da
Superman Lives:
plays. Yeah,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
da!
Superman Lives:
no, just like, what was that?
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Yeah.
Superman Lives:
Or
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Hehehe
Superman Lives:
because they mentioned Darth Vader. What? Yeah.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
It's
Superman Lives:
So I'll
My Nickname in the bedroom:
like
Superman Lives:
tell
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Pavlov's
Superman Lives:
you where they
My Nickname in the bedroom:
dog.
Superman Lives:
did what they I tell you what they did that a lot better. It was when both berries were in the Batcave. and they were using Danny Elfman's score, there it was okay, because first of all, it's not as jarring as Wonder Woman's theme song. And it was very sort of like nostalgia punching, right?
THE FLUSH:
Mm-hmm.
Superman Lives:
In that sense, like I was like, fuck you guys for making me feel things.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I'm not the only one who doesn't like this multiverse, basically using the multiverse to tie in other existing franchises from other universes.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Yes.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Like in No Way Home, I was like, even in that movie, I was like, okay. People love that movie, but I was like, this movie's like fan service, the movie. Like just
Superman Lives:
This one
My Nickname in the bedroom:
tell
Superman Lives:
too.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
your own story and don't freaking like try and like meet, like I just feel like I'm being market
Superman Lives:
If
My Nickname in the bedroom:
tested to death, like in a film. It's like.
Superman Lives:
Well...
My Nickname in the bedroom:
We're gonna get the 35 to 45 male demo
Superman Lives:
Demographic,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
who
Superman Lives:
yeah.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
loved Michael Keaton in Batman. Then we're gonna get the demo from
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Hey,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Zack Snyder.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Spencer, don't talk about a demo you're not part of.
Superman Lives:
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Sorry, I don't want to I don't want to speak
THE FLUSH:
Huh huh.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
for another demo
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
You keep our demo
Superman Lives:
Yeah,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
out of your fucking
Superman Lives:
out of
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
mouth.
Superman Lives:
your filthy mouth, yeah.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Sorry, sorry, are you assuming
Superman Lives:
But,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
my demo
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
I
Superman Lives:
oh, we know
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
yeah
Superman Lives:
your demo.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
I am
My Nickname in the bedroom:
you
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
it's
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Sue
Superman Lives:
We
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
not
Superman Lives:
know
My Nickname in the bedroom:
my demo
Superman Lives:
it. We.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
throwing our demo under the bus like we're fucking idiots
Superman Lives:
But like
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Now
Superman Lives:
if-
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I've just I just hate that in like general I'm like just make
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Sure.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
your own movie on your own merits Don't don't try and like hold on to the coattails of another successful franchise to Pull your franchise higher.
Superman Lives:
Well, what about this movie? If that movie, if No Way Home is fan service the movie, this is what fan service the
My Nickname in the bedroom:
No,
Superman Lives:
anthology,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
yeah,
Superman Lives:
it's
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I
Superman Lives:
come,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
agree. Like
Superman Lives:
yeah.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
all those parts were the parts that I didn't like.
Superman Lives:
Yeah.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
I don't think it's wrong to do the multiverse to pull it in,
THE FLUSH:
Hmm.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
but the challenge is they don't know when to stop.
Superman Lives:
Yeah.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Like doing this and having Keaton come back as Batman because you changed the timeline, great, you know, had a good time, good stuff. But like everything is a bit, right? It's like you can't stop at just, you know,
THE FLUSH:
I just had
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Keaton.
THE FLUSH:
a clue, but it's
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
You
THE FLUSH:
all
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
gotta
THE FLUSH:
good.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
show Clooney, you gotta show fucking Nakedge, and you gotta show...
THE FLUSH:
Yeah,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
And it's just like, you don't,
THE FLUSH:
Christopher
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
you don't...
THE FLUSH:
Reeve.
Superman Lives:
Yeah.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
It's
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
just...
My Nickname in the bedroom:
dig up the corpse of Reeves
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Yeah.
THE FLUSH:
George
My Nickname in the bedroom:
and the
THE FLUSH:
Reeves.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
corpse
Superman Lives:
and George
My Nickname in the bedroom:
of
Superman Lives:
Reeves, yeah,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
George Reeves.
Superman Lives:
yeah.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
No
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
All
My Nickname in the bedroom:
corpse
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
the Reeves
My Nickname in the bedroom:
is
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
corpses.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
safe! No Reeves
Superman Lives:
There were
My Nickname in the bedroom:
corpse is safe!
Superman Lives:
so many dead people in this movie.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Yeah.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Yeah, it's gotta be a record for most dead people in the film.
Superman Lives:
I'm out.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
It was like it was not it wasn't needed to show all these people
Superman Lives:
Yeah.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Oh,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Especially
My Nickname in the bedroom:
so stupid.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
like the historic actors, right? It's like it's fine. Like they show jake eric I don't know who the fuck that guy was. He's just jake. I could tell because he had his little
THE FLUSH:
He
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
wing
THE FLUSH:
was
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
hat
THE FLUSH:
the editor from the movie.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Yeah, so he's a nobody
Superman Lives:
Oh
THE FLUSH:
Yeah.
Superman Lives:
no. Really?
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Just
THE FLUSH:
Yes.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
throwing himself in there,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
From
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
that's
My Nickname in the bedroom:
this
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
fine.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
movie?
THE FLUSH:
Yes,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Yeah
THE FLUSH:
they didn't use the actor from the they couldn't even bother
My Nickname in the bedroom:
That's
THE FLUSH:
to use
My Nickname in the bedroom:
so
THE FLUSH:
the
My Nickname in the bedroom:
funny.
THE FLUSH:
actor from the cw played jay garrick
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Like
THE FLUSH:
anyways
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
who cares like that's it's better
THE FLUSH:
I know
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
to just throw a regular person
THE FLUSH:
A nobody
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
in
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I
THE FLUSH:
sure
My Nickname in the bedroom:
agree,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
yeah
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I
THE FLUSH:
but
My Nickname in the bedroom:
think it's better
THE FLUSH:
the
My Nickname in the bedroom:
if it's just
THE FLUSH:
editor
My Nickname in the bedroom:
no one.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Who
THE FLUSH:
really
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
you're gonna pay a real person to act now
THE FLUSH:
You want
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
can't
THE FLUSH:
to say,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
afford that
Superman Lives:
I
THE FLUSH:
Oh,
Superman Lives:
mean
THE FLUSH:
I know where you're going
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Hehehe
THE FLUSH:
with this. You want to use you one of those people who want to leverage AI faces. Oh, wait,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Listen,
THE FLUSH:
they did that.
Superman Lives:
What?
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
if
Superman Lives:
Yeah.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
you act in my movie once for one second, I own your face forever. It's pretty easy.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
That's
Superman Lives:
Hahaha!
My Nickname in the bedroom:
the law.
THE FLUSH:
Shout out to Zordon, sorry David.
Superman Lives:
Yeah, no, it's like I thought, I think you nailed it, Matt. It's like, it's okay to make a reference and like, even like a little bit of fan service when it's well done, it's fine. But this was just like, okay, let's just make sure
THE FLUSH:
Shotgun
Superman Lives:
we throw everything and the kitchen sink.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Ten minutes of pure fan service.
Superman Lives:
Yeah.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
It's the Han Solo method of fan service.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Was I
Superman Lives:
Yeah.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
also the only one who was thrown off by the fact that it was, I thought the whole movie was just a time travel story. And then at the end, it's a multiverse story. And I was like, I thought it was like, like flash point, that's not a multiverse story, right? It's just, he goes back in time, changes time.
Superman Lives:
It's
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Well...
Superman Lives:
timelines,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
And then
Superman Lives:
right?
My Nickname in the bedroom:
the,
THE FLUSH:
the end at the end at the end when Barry tries to fix it on the way in like this in this in the speed force he's like oh shit I see three different timelines why is this and
Superman Lives:
Ah,
THE FLUSH:
then
Superman Lives:
okay,
THE FLUSH:
like
Superman Lives:
okay. So there
THE FLUSH:
and then
Superman Lives:
is Motiverse.
THE FLUSH:
like the speed
Superman Lives:
Okay.
THE FLUSH:
force is communicating a little bit to him or other thing was destiny rather so go on
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Are they timelines or different like full on universes?
THE FLUSH:
It's mmmm... OHHHHH
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Cause like
Superman Lives:
Isn't that, that's, that's a
THE FLUSH:
Well,
Superman Lives:
distinction without a difference, honestly, because you
THE FLUSH:
it
Superman Lives:
can
THE FLUSH:
might've
Superman Lives:
qualify
THE FLUSH:
been multiple
Superman Lives:
them.
THE FLUSH:
Earths
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Not
THE FLUSH:
actually.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
so I, as you're saying Luciano, but not for like comic books, right? Because Spencer
Superman Lives:
Yeah.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
is accurate. They combine them both here
Superman Lives:
I see what you mean,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
for
Superman Lives:
yeah.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
their purposes. But
THE FLUSH:
They pulled
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
a different
THE FLUSH:
a crisis on
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
dimension
THE FLUSH:
infinite Earths.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
is
Superman Lives:
Yeah,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
completely
Superman Lives:
yeah.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
different than a different timeline.
Superman Lives:
It's basically in the comics, it's basically like, okay, we want to write a different story with these characters. So we create
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Mm-hmm.
Superman Lives:
a completely new universe.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Yes.
Superman Lives:
That's what the multiverse is. Okay. Yeah.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Yeah,
Superman Lives:
In that
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
but
Superman Lives:
sense,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
if you're just
Superman Lives:
I think
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
time
Superman Lives:
it was
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
traveling
Superman Lives:
supposed to
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
and
Superman Lives:
be
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
because
Superman Lives:
time
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
like
Superman Lives:
travel.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
in this scenario that you know Let's get into the fucking weeds here for a second in the scenario where time traveling, you know in the flashpoint paradox It's Thomas Wayne. It's not Bruce Wayne, right?
THE FLUSH:
Yeah.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
But you would Thomas Wayne would always look the same and Batman would always look the same
Superman Lives:
Right,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Because you're
Superman Lives:
right.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
in the same time
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Yeah, it's just
THE FLUSH:
Yeah.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
if
My Nickname in the bedroom:
time
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
you're
My Nickname in the bedroom:
has
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
in
My Nickname in the bedroom:
changed.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
a multiverse That's when you get different looking
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Yeah,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Batman's
THE FLUSH:
Right.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
from
My Nickname in the bedroom:
like
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
their
My Nickname in the bedroom:
in it.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
different dimension
My Nickname in the bedroom:
A better another example of that would be like in a different timeline. Yeah, like Batman died instead of Thomas Wayne in a different universe. Everyone's made of Jello.
THE FLUSH:
Yeah.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
You know,
Superman Lives:
Right,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
it
Superman Lives:
right,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
could
Superman Lives:
right.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
be like there's no like rules,
Superman Lives:
But
My Nickname in the bedroom:
it's like.
Superman Lives:
so
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Doctor
Superman Lives:
I think,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Strange rules, if you will.
Superman Lives:
I
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Yeah,
Superman Lives:
was gonna
My Nickname in the bedroom:
exactly.
THE FLUSH:
Hmm.
Superman Lives:
say, I think it makes sense from, because it's a comic perspective, I agree, because normally you would discuss this in terms of a timeline. And I just wanted to kind of throw in that I actually like, one of the things I liked about this movie was the way that they talk about how altering the past works. Like... the whole fulcrum
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Spaghetti.
Superman Lives:
thing and the spaghetti. I thought actually not only the explanation was good, but like the analogy was fun, right? So like they did some things actually really fun and correctly in this movie, but
My Nickname in the bedroom:
This movie
Superman Lives:
then
My Nickname in the bedroom:
came
Superman Lives:
they...
My Nickname in the bedroom:
out eight years too late.
THE FLUSH:
Hmm
My Nickname in the bedroom:
When this
Superman Lives:
Yeah.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
movie was supposed to come out, it would have been quite innovative. I feel like
THE FLUSH:
Hmm.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
this movie
Superman Lives:
Well...
My Nickname in the bedroom:
was written a decade ago.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
No, it's true.
THE FLUSH:
This movie had, oh, sorry, I was just gonna say, this movie was rife with production issues and
Superman Lives:
Hmm.
THE FLUSH:
unfortunate directors that wouldn't touch it with a 10-foot pole, there were
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I
THE FLUSH:
writing
My Nickname in the bedroom:
wonder why.
THE FLUSH:
challenges.
Superman Lives:
Yeah.
THE FLUSH:
Yeah, whoa, whoa.
Superman Lives:
Wasn't the screenplay
THE FLUSH:
It was not pretty.
Superman Lives:
rewritten like a couple of times as well?
THE FLUSH:
Yep, Ezra was involved in that.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Yeah, don't
Superman Lives:
Oh
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
do that.
Superman Lives:
shit, fucking hell.
THE FLUSH:
Yeah.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Don't, don't let that happen. Hey, so you guys remember, uh, Iris West, right? She was in this movie.
THE FLUSH:
Huh?
Superman Lives:
Yeah.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
THE FLUSH:
Who? What? Can't, can't, can't.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
She is the person that forces him to go on a date with her at the end of the movie for no reason.
THE FLUSH:
Oh.
Superman Lives:
Forces
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
They have no chemistry.
Superman Lives:
him?
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Yeah. She says, hey, you should ask me out on a date. That's force. Coercion. What do
Superman Lives:
No, it was
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
you mean
Superman Lives:
a suggestion
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
no? Hmm.
Superman Lives:
that he took.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
It'd be great if he was like
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Okay.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I've fallen in love with myself from another time
THE FLUSH:
Hehehe.
Superman Lives:
So I can't
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I'm
Superman Lives:
date
My Nickname in the bedroom:
now
Superman Lives:
you.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
a berry sexual.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Because
THE FLUSH:
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
that
Superman Lives:
HAHAHAHA
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
would make more sense, honestly.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I will only go to other timelines
Superman Lives:
You know,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
to find other
Superman Lives:
you
My Nickname in the bedroom:
berries.
Superman Lives:
know that a line like that coming from Ezra Miller would have been very concerning.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Hehehe
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
But I would have accepted it as being part of the script completely.
Superman Lives:
Yeah.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
No, but like, cause Iris West shows up at the beginning and they're like, and is she the same actor from
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Yes,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
the
Superman Lives:
Yeah,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
scene
Superman Lives:
yeah.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
just
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
in
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Snyder
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
the extended
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Cup.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
justice league?
THE FLUSH:
Yeah.
Superman Lives:
The sausage scene, yes.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Yeah. Um,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Another
THE FLUSH:
Oh well.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
stupid- what is with
THE FLUSH:
Yeah.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
all his scenes and weird food, slow-mo,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Yep.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
it's always like slow-mo in the least cool ways
Superman Lives:
Yeah.
THE FLUSH:
It's because the director has a sex fetish with food. He's like, have you
Superman Lives:
But it's
THE FLUSH:
ever
Superman Lives:
not even the
THE FLUSH:
wondered
Superman Lives:
same director.
THE FLUSH:
about, sorry.
Superman Lives:
It's not even the
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I'm
Superman Lives:
same
My Nickname in the bedroom:
sorry,
Superman Lives:
director.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Yeah.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
what?
THE FLUSH:
I'm talking about this director,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Yeah.
THE FLUSH:
Andy Muschietti. I'm talking about the Argentinian director. He's like, have you ever wondered what it would be like to try to eat a hot dog at super speed but have it slap you in the face like a dildo?
My Nickname in the bedroom:
A floppy
Superman Lives:
Like that
My Nickname in the bedroom:
dong.
THE FLUSH:
Let's, let's,
Superman Lives:
like that
THE FLUSH:
let's.
Superman Lives:
dead meme with the woman like getting like
THE FLUSH:
Let's
Superman Lives:
someone
THE FLUSH:
storyboard
Superman Lives:
throwing Yeah
THE FLUSH:
that, guys. Chop chop.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
It's like it's weird that they did that with the you're right that they had that weird hot dog scene in Is the flash so food focused in the comics?
THE FLUSH:
Mmm,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
No,
THE FLUSH:
not really.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
not-
My Nickname in the bedroom:
What's
THE FLUSH:
No.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
it with every movie of The Flash to like, we gotta make it all the, he's so hungry all the time. That's such a funny angle, that's so cool.
THE FLUSH:
tell you why. It's
Superman Lives:
I'll
THE FLUSH:
because
Superman Lives:
tell you why. Why!
THE FLUSH:
I'll tell you, boy I'm telling you what, shout out to
Superman Lives:
Hahaha!
THE FLUSH:
Dale Gribble and Hank Hill. But anyways, it's similar to the Sam Raimi organic web phenomena where it could have happened but it's not necessary. So in the comics Flash doesn't, he doesn't
Superman Lives:
This feels
THE FLUSH:
need
Superman Lives:
like
THE FLUSH:
to sustain
Superman Lives:
a...
THE FLUSH:
him. The spirit force, the spirit force sustains him.
Superman Lives:
Yeah,
THE FLUSH:
He doesn't like run out.
Superman Lives:
it
THE FLUSH:
But
Superman Lives:
feels
THE FLUSH:
anyways.
Superman Lives:
to me like a bit that someone found funny and then overplayed. That's what it feels like. The food thing.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Yeah, just every time they go, they go so much about the food. I'm like, okay, we get it. He's lots of food.
THE FLUSH:
Yeah,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Is that
THE FLUSH:
his
My Nickname in the bedroom:
really
THE FLUSH:
whole
My Nickname in the bedroom:
that big
THE FLUSH:
his
My Nickname in the bedroom:
of
THE FLUSH:
smartwatch.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
a problem?
Superman Lives:
Yeah.
THE FLUSH:
Nope.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Yeah, that came back to play. Hey, you think if my calories go down, I have no energy. It's like, well, what a setup
Superman Lives:
I slow
My Nickname in the bedroom:
and it
Superman Lives:
down.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
never come never comes back again, the rest of
Superman Lives:
Yeah,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
the movie.
Superman Lives:
yeah, that's true. It only happens in that one scene and then... Yeah.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Are you definitely thought that was going to happen at like a big moment later on
Superman Lives:
Yeah,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
in the movie?
Superman Lives:
nope.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Nope.
Superman Lives:
But
My Nickname in the bedroom:
They
THE FLUSH:
certainly
My Nickname in the bedroom:
forgot
THE FLUSH:
didn't
My Nickname in the bedroom:
about it.
THE FLUSH:
happen.
Superman Lives:
to answer
THE FLUSH:
He certainly
Superman Lives:
your question,
THE FLUSH:
didn't,
Superman Lives:
Matt,
THE FLUSH:
go ahead.
Superman Lives:
yes, it's the same actress.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Oh,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Yes!
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
hey! Thank you. I
Superman Lives:
You're
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
was
Superman Lives:
welcome.
THE FLUSH:
Ayo!
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
curious.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Hehehe
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Yeah, I just wonder about Iris West because she shows up in the movie and I don't know if they're trying to fill a quota on making
Superman Lives:
Uh
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
sure
Superman Lives:
oh.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
there's enough women and
THE FLUSH:
Diversity
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
or
THE FLUSH:
and
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
diversity.
THE FLUSH:
hmm.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Because it's very,
THE FLUSH:
I'm not trying to correct you
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
it's a very, no thank you, it's a very male-dominated
Superman Lives:
Throwaway? Oh.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
movie.
Superman Lives:
Yeah.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
And
THE FLUSH:
His
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
her place
THE FLUSH:
mom?
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
in, yeah,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
and Supergirl.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
but.
Superman Lives:
Oh,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
But like, but they don't,
Superman Lives:
yeah.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
there's like big characters. Supergirl dies and like,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Yeah.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
when she dies, I'm like, oh, I guess she's dead. Like I had no connection to her whatsoever.
Superman Lives:
Yeah,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Like there's
Superman Lives:
yeah.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
nothing going on there.
THE FLUSH:
Sadly and they were planning
Superman Lives:
I liked
THE FLUSH:
for stuff for her
Superman Lives:
Sasha
THE FLUSH:
too.
Superman Lives:
Cali's portrayal of,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Sure, yeah,
Superman Lives:
but
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
great.
THE FLUSH:
It
Superman Lives:
it was
THE FLUSH:
was
Superman Lives:
like,
THE FLUSH:
I Would agree
Superman Lives:
but it was like wasted. Like, I know let's just kill her in every fucking, every fucking way.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Yeah.
Superman Lives:
Just murder her entirely.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
And then so Iris West feels tacked on and I feel like all parts of her existing weren't needed, right? Like did she need to come to his house and he like, he like, she sits there while he figures out how he can go back in time and change things. Did anybody need to be there with him talking about that? Does she show she shows up at the end we're at the courthouse and she's like you should ask me out another day. It's like why are you here? I don't.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Hehehe
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
What does this have to do
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Are
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
with
THE FLUSH:
you just,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
anything?
Superman Lives:
Who are you
THE FLUSH:
it's like,
Superman Lives:
again?
THE FLUSH:
I'm covering
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Yeah.
THE FLUSH:
this story. Don't you remember?
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
I'm doing a
THE FLUSH:
I'm...
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
very
THE FLUSH:
Yeah.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
bad job of covering the story by not talking to anybody and not writing any news
My Nickname in the bedroom:
dating
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
articles.
Superman Lives:
Yeah,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
and trying to date the main witness.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Yeah.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Or maybe
Superman Lives:
yeah
My Nickname in the bedroom:
that's good,
THE FLUSH:
But
My Nickname in the bedroom:
maybe that's good
THE FLUSH:
you remember
My Nickname in the bedroom:
journalism.
THE FLUSH:
we went to school together, right? Like, you know, establishing a timeline. So divulge your secrets.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
It's I'm in love with you, so it's fine if you ask me out on a date and I say yes, but we don't have to have any motivation for why you would do this after I left you my fucking house
Superman Lives:
No,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
and ran away.
Superman Lives:
but this is again
THE FLUSH:
See?
Superman Lives:
to me,
THE FLUSH:
That's romance.
Superman Lives:
it's a, how do you call it, a symptom of the same thing that Spencer was talking about. It's just like throwing things in because people who know the comics are gonna know who Iris West is. And they're gonna
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Hey,
Superman Lives:
go, ooh, Iris West!
My Nickname in the bedroom:
maybe in this new timeline that he changed they have great chemistry and You know,
Superman Lives:
Hahaha!
My Nickname in the bedroom:
this is a long time coming and maybe in this timeline they earned that payoff as a filmmaker I mean as a timeline
THE FLUSH:
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Maybe I.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Maybe
Superman Lives:
Yeah.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
the writers in this timeline
Superman Lives:
Are
My Nickname in the bedroom:
wrote
Superman Lives:
good.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
a compelling relationship between them and
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
I don't,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
this is earned.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Spencer, I'm not
THE FLUSH:
Let's
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
sure that's
THE FLUSH:
go!
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
how the timeline works. Like
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Matt,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
I don't
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
think.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
hear you, but maybe in this timeline, that is how timelines work. You
THE FLUSH:
Ha!
Superman Lives:
Hey
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Fair
Superman Lives:
listen,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
enough.
THE FLUSH:
Wicked!
My Nickname in the bedroom:
know?
Superman Lives:
that is Barry's whole like rationale for everything he fucking does, so I don't see why Spencer doesn't get to do it.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Yeah, in this timeline Spencer gets to do it.
Superman Lives:
Exactly.
THE FLUSH:
In this timeline, the writer's room was fully empowered to exercise all creative accuracy and full, you know, full
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Like, in this
THE FLUSH:
good
My Nickname in the bedroom:
timeline, the
THE FLUSH:
story
My Nickname in the bedroom:
writer's room isn't
THE FLUSH:
making.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
like a Plinko board with ideas at the bottom where they run a disc down and it goes PLINKADIKADIKADIKADIKADIKADIKADIKADIKADIKADIKADIKADIKADIKADIKADIKADIKADIKADIKADIKADIKADIKADIKADIKADIKADIKADIKADIKADIKADIKADIKADIKADIKADIKADIKADIKADIKADIKADIKADIKADIKADIKADIKADIKADIKADIKADIKADIKADIKADIKADIKADIKADIKADIKADIKADIKADIKADIKADIKADIKADIKADIKADIKADIKADIKADIKADIKADIKADIKADIKADIKADIKADIKADIKADIKADIKADIKADIKADIKADIKADIKADIKADIKADIKADIKADIKADIKADIKADIKADIKADIKADIKADIKADIKAD
THE FLUSH:
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Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Hey, in this timeline
THE FLUSH:
Mm-hmm.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
where we made a good movie, what do you think happened in the writer's room? What do you think they came up with to make this? Because the tenor I'm feeling from this is like, it could be not good to bad, the ratings at the end of the movie, but if we were to elevate this to a good movie for all, what was happening in that writer's room?
My Nickname in the bedroom:
And I just want to get away. We can't just say that the
Superman Lives:
Did
My Nickname in the bedroom:
producers
Superman Lives:
they did
My Nickname in the bedroom:
walked
Superman Lives:
Flashpoint?
My Nickname in the bedroom:
in with a DVD of Flashpoint Paradox, the animated film, threw it on the desk and said, make
THE FLUSH:
Guys,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
this, you
THE FLUSH:
guys,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
fucking idiots.
THE FLUSH:
this is an open book test, guys. Come on, guys.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Yeah.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
because this is a podcast.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
No, I said we can't do that.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Yeah,
THE FLUSH:
Yeah,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
exactly.
THE FLUSH:
yeah, yeah.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
We're
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Yeah. Mm-hmm.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
gonna elevate the medium.
THE FLUSH:
Listen guys,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
No Frenchies allowed.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
WHAAAA?
THE FLUSH:
no Frenchies, okay? We had enough, like,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
Superman Lives:
WAAA
THE FLUSH:
I don't want any poutine talk.
Superman Lives:
Sacre bleu!
THE FLUSH:
I wanna,
Superman Lives:
Sacre
THE FLUSH:
let's
Superman Lives:
bleu!
THE FLUSH:
keep this, what? No, now get it outta here guys, okay? Gonna put my baseball cap on, okay? Go Oakland A's and we're gonna crack this thing out, okay? Someone put on the boss. Where's my Springsteen, okay? Okay, what?
Superman Lives:
I don't think that would
My Nickname in the bedroom:
This
Superman Lives:
result
My Nickname in the bedroom:
aggressive
Superman Lives:
in a much
THE FLUSH:
Don't,
Superman Lives:
better
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Oakland
Superman Lives:
movie.
THE FLUSH:
don't
My Nickname in the bedroom:
A's fans
THE FLUSH:
quit, no, I'm
My Nickname in the bedroom:
is
THE FLUSH:
channeling,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
really killing
THE FLUSH:
I'm.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
the vibe.
THE FLUSH:
I'm trying to channel Jeff Johns here. Anyways, so in this timeline, in this writer's room,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Yes.
THE FLUSH:
one of the things that they could have done to help, how do you say, I almost went there and stopped myself, elevate this would be to remove elements, too many elements that
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Yes.
THE FLUSH:
are taking place. Like we don't need, we don't, here, they gotta pick a side. Either Barry and Iris are already together. or she's not in this movie at all.
Superman Lives:
Okay,
THE FLUSH:
I think
Superman Lives:
I
THE FLUSH:
she should
Superman Lives:
like that,
THE FLUSH:
not be
Superman Lives:
I like
THE FLUSH:
in it
Superman Lives:
that.
THE FLUSH:
at all. I like her
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Yeah.
THE FLUSH:
and I want that payoff. I want that buildup, but I think they should tease her at the end or not at all, right?
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Yeah, well,
Superman Lives:
No,
THE FLUSH:
I don't
Superman Lives:
I
My Nickname in the bedroom:
let's-
THE FLUSH:
think
Superman Lives:
like
THE FLUSH:
she should
Superman Lives:
the
THE FLUSH:
be
Superman Lives:
idea
THE FLUSH:
in here.
Superman Lives:
of having them already be in a relationship.
THE FLUSH:
That would
My Nickname in the bedroom:
You
THE FLUSH:
be cool.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
know, although that's yeah, I guess, you know, I wouldn't mind if I were to write this movie. I mean, sorry, if there were competent writers in the in the writers room,
THE FLUSH:
Right here's room.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I'm assuming that means me.
Superman Lives:
Hahaha!
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I would say.
THE FLUSH:
Mm-hmm. What's up, girl?
My Nickname in the bedroom:
There's a lot of things and we'll get into all of them, but for just on the iris point of view, have her be involved with the whole process, with the whole investigation.
THE FLUSH:
Journalist in journalistic.
Superman Lives:
Mmm.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
You know,
THE FLUSH:
Yes.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
he's
THE FLUSH:
Yes
My Nickname in the bedroom:
there. We're working with each other to figure out what happened to his dad, and she's helping him to try and uncover, you know, to get his dad to be innocent. And she's
THE FLUSH:
You're
My Nickname in the bedroom:
like a friend
THE FLUSH:
on to something.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
and she's a long.
THE FLUSH:
She's their friends.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Yeah. And their
THE FLUSH:
She's,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
friends
THE FLUSH:
yeah.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
who like the whole first act is them working together. And maybe
THE FLUSH:
Yep.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
even when he
Superman Lives:
Oh!
My Nickname in the bedroom:
goes back in time, he has to find her again and convince her to help him again, you know,
Superman Lives:
So
My Nickname in the bedroom:
just to
Superman Lives:
you mean
My Nickname in the bedroom:
give her more importance.
Superman Lives:
instead of his colleagues at the criminal lab being
THE FLUSH:
Yeah, cause fuck
Superman Lives:
nine-year-old
THE FLUSH:
them.
Superman Lives:
bullies?
THE FLUSH:
Fuck
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Yes.
THE FLUSH:
them.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Mm-hmm.
Superman Lives:
Because
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Yeah.
Superman Lives:
that's what they were.
THE FLUSH:
Yeah.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Yep.
THE FLUSH:
Fuck them.
Superman Lives:
Yeah. Oh, I
THE FLUSH:
Fuck
Superman Lives:
like
THE FLUSH:
all
Superman Lives:
that.
THE FLUSH:
of them.
Superman Lives:
I like
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Those guys
THE FLUSH:
Yeah.
Superman Lives:
that.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
are cool.
THE FLUSH:
Oh,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I want to be their friends.
THE FLUSH:
oh,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I'm
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Yeah.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
just joking,
THE FLUSH:
oh.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
they're fucking... Those guys are so cool!
THE FLUSH:
You know what? Brody.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Yeah, so that's how I would have fixed that is I would have helped
Superman Lives:
Yeah.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
made her be like a character who works with him to investigate. As for the movie as a whole, there's a lot of things we could fix. I mean,
Superman Lives:
Yeah.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I would have I think one of the big issues with this movie personally, is you can have comedy in a movie, like them saying funny things. But you can't have the moments, like the actions become comedy, like We're gonna get into the opening scene, I'm sure. But this right away left a really bad taste in my mouth. And I, for one, would have changed that scene into a scene of seeing the Flash be very heroic and competent,
THE FLUSH:
Hmm
Superman Lives:
and
My Nickname in the bedroom:
you know?
Superman Lives:
not whiny.
THE FLUSH:
and
My Nickname in the bedroom:
And
THE FLUSH:
not
My Nickname in the bedroom:
yeah,
THE FLUSH:
whiny
My Nickname in the bedroom:
like this is him like in his element. He's been the Flash for
THE FLUSH:
Why
My Nickname in the bedroom:
a while. He's,
THE FLUSH:
am I the janitor?
My Nickname in the bedroom:
yeah.
THE FLUSH:
I'm
Superman Lives:
Yeah,
THE FLUSH:
the... No.
Superman Lives:
yeah, yeah.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
You know, he can have funny moments like what he had with Iris and with the jokes of like losing the powers. But that opening sequence, like they were trying to make what he does funny, you know? What a hilarious babies are falling from the sky. There's all
Superman Lives:
Yeah,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
those
Superman Lives:
yeah,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
crazy
Superman Lives:
it's
My Nickname in the bedroom:
things.
Superman Lives:
very slapstick, right?
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Yeah, and it's just like, no, you, if you want to take any of the serious parts serious, you have to have the serious moments be serious, right? It's like,
Superman Lives:
Stay serious once more.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I still
THE FLUSH:
Seriously.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
seriously guys.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Why so serious?
Superman Lives:
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
My Nickname in the bedroom:
So that, that would have been my first changes with, you know, act one.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Let's dive into this because I think we all disliked the baby hospital scene. Um,
THE FLUSH:
WAAA-
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
not just because many of us have babies, but because
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Although that didn't
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
it's,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
help.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
it didn't help, but I could take myself out of it because it was so stupid.
Superman Lives:
Yes.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
and they didn't
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
It made
My Nickname in the bedroom:
look
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
no
My Nickname in the bedroom:
like
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
sense.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
babies.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
They
Superman Lives:
It's
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
didn't look
Superman Lives:
so,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
like babies.
Superman Lives:
it's so
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
The dog,
Superman Lives:
like
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
the
Superman Lives:
it's
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
acid.
Superman Lives:
so beating you over the head with it. It's like
THE FLUSH:
Baby in
Superman Lives:
there
THE FLUSH:
a microwave?
Superman Lives:
are babies
THE FLUSH:
No.
Superman Lives:
falling and a nurse who I don't know if you guys noticed but when she flips off the window she tosses the baby that doesn't just let it go she tosses that baby
THE FLUSH:
And you know
Superman Lives:
and
THE FLUSH:
what? That baby
Superman Lives:
now
THE FLUSH:
was black.
Superman Lives:
there's going to be acid and now
My Nickname in the bedroom:
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Superman Lives:
there's going to be scalpels
THE FLUSH:
That baby
Superman Lives:
and
THE FLUSH:
was
Superman Lives:
now
THE FLUSH:
black.
Superman Lives:
there's going to be fire and like
THE FLUSH:
That bitch had it coming.
Superman Lives:
Jesus I should did
THE FLUSH:
Not the baby. The nurse.
Superman Lives:
no the nurse. Yeah. Yeah, I Yeah, that scene is awful
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Do you guys remember that dancing baby from the commercial?
Superman Lives:
Yes.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
You know, that's like from like, like 20
Superman Lives:
2000?
My Nickname in the bedroom:
years ago.
Superman Lives:
Yeah,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Yeah.
Superman Lives:
yeah.
THE FLUSH:
list of Flockhart,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
And he's like, it's
THE FLUSH:
Abbey,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
like a CGI
THE FLUSH:
McBeal
My Nickname in the bedroom:
dancing baby.
THE FLUSH:
or something like that.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Did
Superman Lives:
Yeah.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
they get that guy to do this movie?
THE FLUSH:
They
Superman Lives:
Probably.
THE FLUSH:
did, how did you know?
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Yeah.
THE FLUSH:
Jerry McKellahan, come on down.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Uh, uh, uh.
THE FLUSH:
Yeah, I needed some money for my meth.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I do-
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Hey,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I do-
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Jerry.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I do CGI babies, that's all I do.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Hey, Jerry,
Superman Lives:
It's
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
can you
Superman Lives:
my
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
do us
Superman Lives:
craft.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
a favor?
Superman Lives:
It's my craft. It's my passion.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Gary, later on, we're gonna actually tackle this EGI in our plot hole section. Can
THE FLUSH:
Love
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
you stick
THE FLUSH:
it.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
around? So we're gonna ask you some questions about what was happening.
THE FLUSH:
Ah, I'll be on the can, huh?
Superman Lives:
Pfft! Ha ha
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Great, don't
Superman Lives:
ha!
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
do too much math. We want your answers to be coherent.
THE FLUSH:
No, I don't take a shit!
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
But yeah, like I just, I just, that whole scene was a weird way to set up a movie where you're trying to let a superhero lead a movie, right? I guess it's a weird way to be like, this is, it's like, to Spencer's point, like to what end, to what end, what end, like a movie should have a purpose. What purpose was it to make your lead character look like a doofus?
Superman Lives:
I think a big part of it was them trying to make a cool scene like they did in the X-Men movies with Quicksilver. I feel like that
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I
Superman Lives:
they
My Nickname in the bedroom:
don't think
Superman Lives:
wanted
My Nickname in the bedroom:
they were
Superman Lives:
to
My Nickname in the bedroom:
trying
Superman Lives:
replicate.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
to make that cool. I really don't
Superman Lives:
No.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
think the goal of that seems to be cool at all.
Superman Lives:
Really? It's just funny?
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Just like zany.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
How could that be cool at all? You fucking had like eight babies falling from a 50-story
My Nickname in the bedroom:
He put, and he
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
tower.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
threw one in a
THE FLUSH:
It was
My Nickname in the bedroom:
microwave.
THE FLUSH:
a literal baby shower.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
And there was
Superman Lives:
So,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
a dog
Superman Lives:
when
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
on that
Superman Lives:
I say
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
floor
Superman Lives:
cool, I don't
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
or
Superman Lives:
mean
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
that window.
Superman Lives:
like cool as
THE FLUSH:
Why?
Superman Lives:
in portraying Barry as cool. I mean like a fun scene to watch for whatever reason. Like if you guys in our audience have seen those excellent movies that I'm talking about,
THE FLUSH:
Yeah.
Superman Lives:
those two scenes on, there's a feature pass and the other
THE FLUSH:
Mm-hmm.
Superman Lives:
one on Apocalypse, they were cool, they portrayed Quicksilver as cool and they're fun to watch. And
THE FLUSH:
They
Superman Lives:
I
THE FLUSH:
were
Superman Lives:
think
THE FLUSH:
thought
Superman Lives:
they tried
THE FLUSH:
out. Well,
Superman Lives:
to replicate this and they
THE FLUSH:
they did.
Superman Lives:
failed miserably in this
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Disagree.
THE FLUSH:
Yes,
Superman Lives:
movie.
THE FLUSH:
they do.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
You don't do that with babies.
THE FLUSH:
True.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
You
Superman Lives:
Well,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
think they were like,
Superman Lives:
I
My Nickname in the bedroom:
we
Superman Lives:
agree
My Nickname in the bedroom:
want a cop.
Superman Lives:
that you don't do this with babies. I don't think that they know that that's what
My Nickname in the bedroom:
You
Superman Lives:
I'm
My Nickname in the bedroom:
think
Superman Lives:
saying
My Nickname in the bedroom:
they were like, we want to do, people love that scene in X-Men. We want to do that.
THE FLUSH:
Zoom.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
But if we do it, people are going to say we're knocking them off. So instead we'll make it babies
Superman Lives:
Yeah,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
and then no
Superman Lives:
something
My Nickname in the bedroom:
one
Superman Lives:
like
My Nickname in the bedroom:
will
Superman Lives:
that.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
compare it.
Superman Lives:
Were you in the writer's room? Cause I think that's
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Maybe.
Superman Lives:
pretty on point.
THE FLUSH:
Brought to you
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I think
THE FLUSH:
by...
My Nickname in the bedroom:
that was the logic.
THE FLUSH:
Brought to you by the Flash's
Superman Lives:
I
THE FLUSH:
Writer
Superman Lives:
think if
THE FLUSH:
Room,
Superman Lives:
you say
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Hehehe
Superman Lives:
that
THE FLUSH:
where
Superman Lives:
with a French
THE FLUSH:
everything
Superman Lives:
accent, you're going to be right
THE FLUSH:
was
Superman Lives:
on the
THE FLUSH:
terrible.
Superman Lives:
money.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Um, what if, what if they're just bad at making movies?
Superman Lives:
I don't think
THE FLUSH:
Joe
Superman Lives:
those
THE FLUSH:
Joe,
Superman Lives:
are mutually
THE FLUSH:
without
Superman Lives:
exclusive.
THE FLUSH:
a doubt.
Superman Lives:
I don't think
THE FLUSH:
Without
Superman Lives:
that that's
THE FLUSH:
a doubt.
Superman Lives:
mutually exclusive, Matt. Ha
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I mean
Superman Lives:
ha
My Nickname in the bedroom:
that goes
Superman Lives:
ha.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
without
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
I'm gonna say something controversial yet brave.
Superman Lives:
Okay.
THE FLUSH:
Do
My Nickname in the bedroom:
You
THE FLUSH:
it,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
go ahead, I
THE FLUSH:
we're
My Nickname in the bedroom:
believe
THE FLUSH:
the
My Nickname in the bedroom:
in
THE FLUSH:
safe
My Nickname in the bedroom:
you.
THE FLUSH:
space.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Should DC bring back Zack Snyder?
My Nickname in the bedroom:
No.
THE FLUSH:
Yeah,
Superman Lives:
I mean, at
THE FLUSH:
I've been seeing
Superman Lives:
this
THE FLUSH:
that trend,
Superman Lives:
point?
THE FLUSH:
my
My Nickname in the bedroom:
You're
THE FLUSH:
friend.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
seeing the light
Superman Lives:
At this point?
My Nickname in the bedroom:
and it's blinding. And I respect you for embracing it.
THE FLUSH:
This is
Superman Lives:
You
THE FLUSH:
about
Superman Lives:
know what
THE FLUSH:
time.
Superman Lives:
it is, Matt? You know what it is?
THE FLUSH:
About time.
Superman Lives:
It's the evil we know and the lesser
THE FLUSH:
No!
Superman Lives:
of two evils. Yes,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Oh,
THE FLUSH:
You're-
Superman Lives:
it is.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
I thought you were gonna say it's generational trauma that's put me in this position to watch Zack Snyder back.
Superman Lives:
Maybe.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
No, no, no.
Superman Lives:
Maybe both? Maybe both
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Stockholm
Superman Lives:
things?
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
And
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Syndrome.
Superman Lives:
HAHAHAHAHA
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
baby.
THE FLUSH:
Only one can save us!
My Nickname in the bedroom:
No, don't even lie. If you pictured Zack Snyder making this movie, it would be
Superman Lives:
You would have
My Nickname in the bedroom:
so much more slow motion.
Superman Lives:
even more slow motion, yes. That's
My Nickname in the bedroom:
It would be way, way
Superman Lives:
exactly
My Nickname in the bedroom:
darker.
Superman Lives:
what it
My Nickname in the bedroom:
There'd be no color.
Superman Lives:
was. Oh, the movie, the
My Nickname in the bedroom:
But
Superman Lives:
babies would die. The babies
My Nickname in the bedroom:
the
Superman Lives:
would
My Nickname in the bedroom:
CGI
Superman Lives:
have died.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
would look pretty good.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Pretty good, that's fair.
Superman Lives:
Yeah,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
You
THE FLUSH:
be
My Nickname in the bedroom:
know,
THE FLUSH:
good.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Steppen,
Superman Lives:
that's fair.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
well no, Steppenwolf in the Snyder version was good. So it's a Justice League
THE FLUSH:
Yes.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
movie, Steppenwolf was the garbage one. It would
THE FLUSH:
talk
My Nickname in the bedroom:
look,
THE FLUSH:
about that one.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
the cinematography would look pretty badass. And
THE FLUSH:
Mm-hmm.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
the dialogue would be questionable and borderline inane. But.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Mm-hmm.
Superman Lives:
Which he already
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
But.
Superman Lives:
is.
THE FLUSH:
But
My Nickname in the bedroom:
you would
THE FLUSH:
it would be
My Nickname in the bedroom:
probably
THE FLUSH:
a step up.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
left leave a feeling like it was pretty epic.
THE FLUSH:
Mm-hmm.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
and maybe too serious, which I'd much take over babies falling from the sky in a technicolor nightmare.
Superman Lives:
and him lining
THE FLUSH:
and you'd
Superman Lives:
them
THE FLUSH:
have junkie.
Superman Lives:
up like a fucking baby stare to...
THE FLUSH:
Yeah.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
What would Snyder's opening be? If it wasn't babies, it would be like, it would be like a plane
Superman Lives:
Probably.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
crashing
THE FLUSH:
It
My Nickname in the bedroom:
into
THE FLUSH:
could be
My Nickname in the bedroom:
a nuke.
THE FLUSH:
I would I
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Ha
THE FLUSH:
could
My Nickname in the bedroom:
ha.
THE FLUSH:
sure I could
Superman Lives:
Hahaha!
THE FLUSH:
I could see it earthquake as well Like tectonic plates and like the city streets like falling
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Earthquake
THE FLUSH:
apart
My Nickname in the bedroom:
would
Superman Lives:
No.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
be a perfect opening for the flash. That is a perfect situation where you'd be very helpful. And you
Superman Lives:
I
My Nickname in the bedroom:
could
Superman Lives:
think
My Nickname in the bedroom:
do a lot of cool visuals.
Superman Lives:
what Zack Snyder would have done is he would have caused the vials of the virus to fall from the case into the water and then Flash would have to go
THE FLUSH:
Oh.
Superman Lives:
run and pick them up before they do so it doesn't kill Gotham.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Why, why
My Nickname in the bedroom:
What?
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
did,
Superman Lives:
Yeah.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
no that's fair. Why did the guy, was it supposed to be Victor's ass? No, was it
THE FLUSH:
No,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
not Victor's ass?
THE FLUSH:
a falcony. I think he was a falcony
Superman Lives:
It
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
His
Superman Lives:
was
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
son.
Superman Lives:
Falcone's
THE FLUSH:
cousin's
Superman Lives:
son.
THE FLUSH:
son.
Superman Lives:
Yeah.
THE FLUSH:
Yeah.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Why
Superman Lives:
His
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
did
Superman Lives:
cousin's
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
he,
Superman Lives:
son.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
his cousin,
THE FLUSH:
I was
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
why
THE FLUSH:
trying
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
did
THE FLUSH:
to
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
he
THE FLUSH:
think
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
fuck?
THE FLUSH:
my way through
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Toys
THE FLUSH:
it.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
removed.
THE FLUSH:
It's the poutine, it's the poutine.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Why did Falcone's cousin's son, um, why did he obliterate a 50 store hospital to steal three vials of
THE FLUSH:
Misdirection.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
gas?
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Cause
Superman Lives:
Wow.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
they had it coming, oh! You don't mess
Superman Lives:
Ayyyyy!
My Nickname in the bedroom:
with the Falcone!
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Hey.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
You, uh...
THE FLUSH:
You wanna get rid of the records, okay? What you gotta do
Superman Lives:
Oh, it's a
THE FLUSH:
is
Superman Lives:
drunk
THE FLUSH:
you gotta
Superman Lives:
in
THE FLUSH:
destroy
Superman Lives:
Italian
THE FLUSH:
the
Superman Lives:
even.
THE FLUSH:
computer. You gotta destroy the computer, okay? Destroy it.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
All of our victims go to the hospital. They can't go to the hospital if there's no hospital. Capiche?
THE FLUSH:
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Superman Lives:
You did this Matt, I blame this on you.
THE FLUSH:
Save us!
My Nickname in the bedroom:
So now we've offended the French and the Italian.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Well,
THE FLUSH:
Let's keep it going.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
the
THE FLUSH:
If
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Italians
THE FLUSH:
you get everybody, then you don't
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
and
THE FLUSH:
have
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
the
THE FLUSH:
to
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
French
THE FLUSH:
worry about anybody.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
had it coming. I'm really glad that my wife is from Montreal and her parents are, her dad is Italian. This
Superman Lives:
Ha
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
is going
Superman Lives:
ha!
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
to
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Perfect.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
go really well for me.
THE FLUSH:
But listen,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
It's going to play well in that demographic.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Isn't she also gonna be tired of shooting? No, just kidding. Yeah.
Superman Lives:
Ha ha!
THE FLUSH:
your wife is a delight, okay? And so she knows that we're just trying to make this content. Let's keep it moving.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Uh... Uh, does she? Does she? Let's
Superman Lives:
I don't
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
move on. Now, you know
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Hmm
Superman Lives:
think
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
what?
Superman Lives:
she does.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
It's- It's time to go into some of the plot holes. Let's run a deep dive on some stuff,
THE FLUSH:
some
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
because
THE FLUSH:
big
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
there
THE FLUSH:
holes,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
are...
THE FLUSH:
man.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
There are some big holes in this- in this movie. We'll start at the end of the movie. To the
THE FLUSH:
Okay.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
very
Superman Lives:
As
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
end,
Superman Lives:
one does.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
as one does, Barry Allen goes to the courthouse late, and he somehow inter- Like, everyone looks at him when he enters the courtroom, like anybody would give a shit.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
gasps.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
But that's cool. Into gasps. And his dad gets off. It's the video which we saw earlier.
Superman Lives:
HAHAHAHA
My Nickname in the bedroom:
gets off on a video.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
That's
THE FLUSH:
Ah!
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
it. Hey,
THE FLUSH:
Your
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
hey,
Superman Lives:
video
THE FLUSH:
face!
Superman Lives:
of himself.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
excuse me. I'm describing what's happened.
THE FLUSH:
is
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Sorry,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Please don't
THE FLUSH:
I
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
interrupt
THE FLUSH:
believe
My Nickname in the bedroom:
continue.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
me.
THE FLUSH:
the words you were looking for is exonerated? I'm
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
No,
THE FLUSH:
like,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
no,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Oh,
THE FLUSH:
no,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
he gets
Superman Lives:
I
THE FLUSH:
no?
My Nickname in the bedroom:
off.
Superman Lives:
don't know.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
I'm the professional host here. You are not, sir. And I would like you to let me finish. His dad gets off because the video that he's watching shows his face.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Ah, so he's like Barry. He's a Barrysexual, only his whatever his name
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
He's...
My Nickname in the bedroom:
is.
Superman Lives:
Oh, his dad is barrisectual? No,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
No,
Superman Lives:
stop,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
no,
Superman Lives:
get away.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
not
Superman Lives:
No, move away.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
a, I said whatever his name is. I fixed it. I fixed the timeline.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Hehehehehehe
THE FLUSH:
One million dollars!
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
He's a buried dad sexual. It's fine.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Yes.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
And, and then we go outside and he's talking to Bruce Wayne and he's like, Oh yeah, Bruce, your video totally helped. It was great. Thanks. And fucking George Clooney pulls up. So now George Clooney is in this verse. And if it wasn't plainly obvious before, even though he went back to fix the timeline, he fucked it up again by, as he explains his weird little rant to the press. that he moves his tomatoes to the top shelf so his dad would have to reach up and look up and they got him.
Superman Lives:
Wha-
THE FLUSH:
Yep.
Superman Lives:
What the fuck?
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
What
Superman Lives:
HAHAHAHA!
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
the fuck?
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Hehehehehehehehe
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Yes.
Superman Lives:
Yes, that's the question, yeah.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Because like, what was the purpose of the entire movie if he learned literally nothing? Because the change of putting one can of tomato in his mom's cart was very small
Superman Lives:
Yeah.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
and
THE FLUSH:
Mm-hmm.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
that destroyed the universe.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Mm-hmm.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
And so his fix was to do something arguably larger.
THE FLUSH:
Bigger. Much bigger.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
And everything's fine.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Everything's not fine. We got we got George Clooney back, which means Arnold Schwarzenegger's
Superman Lives:
Exactly.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Mr. Freeze is
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Dr.
THE FLUSH:
Freeze.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Freeze.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
out there.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Yeah.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
We
THE FLUSH:
Chill.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
got the whole we got nipples
Superman Lives:
Nice
My Nickname in the bedroom:
on
Superman Lives:
to
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Batman
Superman Lives:
meet
My Nickname in the bedroom:
suit.
Superman Lives:
you!
My Nickname in the bedroom:
We got nipples
THE FLUSH:
AHHHHH
My Nickname in the bedroom:
back on suits. We
THE FLUSH:
NO
My Nickname in the bedroom:
got this.
THE FLUSH:
DAH
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Everything is. We've got a mute Bane that looks like a.
Superman Lives:
Oh, I forgot
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Yeah,
Superman Lives:
about that!
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
but
Superman Lives:
Oh my
THE FLUSH:
I don't
Superman Lives:
lord.
THE FLUSH:
know.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Quiet Bane.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
But, but,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Oh, sorry.
THE FLUSH:
Yeah
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
is it
My Nickname in the bedroom:
We
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
not
My Nickname in the bedroom:
don't
Superman Lives:
Wrong,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
better
My Nickname in the bedroom:
we don't have
Superman Lives:
wrong Bane.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
having Uma
THE FLUSH:
German.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
as Poison Ivy?
Superman Lives:
Okay, one more term, yeah? That's pleasant, Ivy.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
But now we've lost, I mean we never had him, but
THE FLUSH:
So
My Nickname in the bedroom:
we've
THE FLUSH:
much.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
lost Nolan's bait. Which is terrible.
THE FLUSH:
You sound...
Superman Lives:
Was that supposed to be
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Okay.
Superman Lives:
Tom Hardy?
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Wow.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Yes!
THE FLUSH:
It sounded like... you sound like you lost the lottery, Bane.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Well
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
You...
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I'm
Superman Lives:
That sounded
My Nickname in the bedroom:
not happy
Superman Lives:
nothing
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I got
Superman Lives:
like
My Nickname in the bedroom:
deleted
Superman Lives:
him!
My Nickname in the bedroom:
from
THE FLUSH:
N-
My Nickname in the bedroom:
the universe.
THE FLUSH:
not
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
WAH!
THE FLUSH:
even that, you lost the spelling bee, Bane. You don't- you sound really distraught.
Superman Lives:
Yeah.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I have trouble spelling conscience. It's a tough one.
Superman Lives:
I have trouble spelling Bane, it's also a tough one. Ha ha
THE FLUSH:
And
Superman Lives:
ha.
THE FLUSH:
dig
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Oh,
THE FLUSH:
it. Oh!
My Nickname in the bedroom:
so.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Spencer, why don't we pivot you to Alfred as Michael Keaton, or sorry, as Michael Caine.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Michael Caine.
THE FLUSH:
Bane
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I'm out.
THE FLUSH:
is-
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I can't do it. I can't bury you. There's a lot of things I could do,
Superman Lives:
It's
My Nickname in the bedroom:
but
Superman Lives:
funny
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I can't do
Superman Lives:
because
My Nickname in the bedroom:
that.
Superman Lives:
he starts, he says Michael Caine exactly
My Nickname in the bedroom:
It's just,
Superman Lives:
like
My Nickname in the bedroom:
you
Superman Lives:
Michael
My Nickname in the bedroom:
have
Superman Lives:
Caine
My Nickname in the bedroom:
to.
Superman Lives:
and then
My Nickname in the bedroom:
That's
Superman Lives:
it's
My Nickname in the bedroom:
all
Superman Lives:
just
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I got.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
It's awful.
Superman Lives:
downhill
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
It's
Superman Lives:
from
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
awful.
Superman Lives:
there.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Now,
THE FLUSH:
Eh,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
because I got to think of the words. What
THE FLUSH:
you're
My Nickname in the bedroom:
does
THE FLUSH:
shi-
My Nickname in the bedroom:
he say?
Superman Lives:
Yeah, I know, I know,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
What
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Michael
My Nickname in the bedroom:
does
Superman Lives:
I
My Nickname in the bedroom:
he?
Superman Lives:
know.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Cain.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
He says Michael Kine.
Superman Lives:
Some
THE FLUSH:
Michael
Superman Lives:
men
THE FLUSH:
Caine.
Superman Lives:
just want to see the wild bun.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Because some
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
That's
My Nickname in the bedroom:
men
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
worse.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
just want to
Superman Lives:
Yeah,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
watch
Superman Lives:
I know.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
the world burn.
Superman Lives:
That wasn't much better either,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
some
Superman Lives:
so.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
men.
THE FLUSH:
Some men want the tomato cans on the lower shelf.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Suck man, put the
Superman Lives:
So
My Nickname in the bedroom:
tomato cans
Superman Lives:
what we've
My Nickname in the bedroom:
on the roof!
Superman Lives:
established is that all of us suck at trying to do a Michael Caine impression.
THE FLUSH:
We've
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Michael
THE FLUSH:
got
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Caine
THE FLUSH:
to do a workshopping episode where we perfect our Michael Cain.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
We do. We will never release that. But back to the question
Superman Lives:
Hahaha!
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
at hand,
THE FLUSH:
Shasha!
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
when we talk about George Clooney showing up here,
THE FLUSH:
Ugh.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
it just unravels the entire movie
Superman Lives:
Yeah.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
for
THE FLUSH:
Yup,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Of course.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
me.
THE FLUSH:
dong
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Right? Because
THE FLUSH:
slap to
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
he
THE FLUSH:
the
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
went
THE FLUSH:
face.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
through all of that. He watched him, his sexy Barry self
THE FLUSH:
Mhm.
Superman Lives:
His...
THE FLUSH:
Ugh.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
kill
Superman Lives:
His
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
his
Superman Lives:
bar- His very
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
sexy.
Superman Lives:
sexy self?
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
You see, I just got to ask this. I know we're coming a little off topic. He obviously wants to bang young Barry, but does he want to bang old Barry?
THE FLUSH:
Who is banging whom?
Superman Lives:
I think,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Yes.
Superman Lives:
I think, no, I think he's just, he
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Original
Superman Lives:
likes him,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Barry
Superman Lives:
he likes him
THE FLUSH:
Uh huh.
Superman Lives:
because he's young and I'm just gonna leave it at that.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
wants
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Oh
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
to
My Nickname in the bedroom:
my
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
bang
My Nickname in the bedroom:
God.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
18 year old Barry.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Yes.
THE FLUSH:
I don't get any of that, but continue.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Spencer's been telling you the whole
My Nickname in the bedroom:
He's
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
show,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
a very
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
I don't know
My Nickname in the bedroom:
sexual.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
why you're not listening.
Superman Lives:
He's
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
He's
Superman Lives:
a very
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
a very
Superman Lives:
psyched.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
sexual.
THE FLUSH:
That's
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
But does that mean
THE FLUSH:
weird,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
he also
THE FLUSH:
okay?
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
wants to get with his like, time has no meaning old version?
THE FLUSH:
some
Superman Lives:
Oh!
THE FLUSH:
men just want.
Superman Lives:
Ha ha
THE FLUSH:
Just want that
Superman Lives:
ha!
THE FLUSH:
salt and pepper.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Some men just want to watch themselves have sex. Some
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
I'm
Superman Lives:
with
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
sorry.
Superman Lives:
themselves,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
men
THE FLUSH:
Yeah,
Superman Lives:
with themselves.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
want to have sex with themselves. I'm
THE FLUSH:
some men wanted
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Michael
THE FLUSH:
what
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Caine.
THE FLUSH:
that Chrisco
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Ha ha
THE FLUSH:
oil
Superman Lives:
I think the answer
My Nickname in the bedroom:
ha.
Superman Lives:
to your question, Matt, is yes.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Okay,
Superman Lives:
Yes,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
great.
Superman Lives:
he does.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Thank you. Back to the point at hand.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Yes
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
How
My Nickname in the bedroom:
he
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
does
My Nickname in the bedroom:
does.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
this, this unravels in the movie in a way that really is frustrating. And I think a lot of my frustration and hatred of the movie comes from them doing this as a sort of cute wink and nod without actually understanding the repercussions and impact this sort
Superman Lives:
Yeah.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
of dumb last minute decision does to the entire
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Well,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
fabric of the movie.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I'm just going to
THE FLUSH:
And universe.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
venture a guess here. I think the George Clooney reveal was a big fuck you.
THE FLUSH:
SAAA
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I think originally,
Superman Lives:
Definitely.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
originally it was going to be Michael Keaton.
Superman Lives:
I thought so
My Nickname in the bedroom:
And
Superman Lives:
too.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I think the plan was to have Michael Keaton play a Batman role in future movies.
THE FLUSH:
Hmm, I think that was gonna be it. Well,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
And
THE FLUSH:
you're supposed to be more of a mentor role the
My Nickname in the bedroom:
yeah,
THE FLUSH:
plan
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I think they were planning to keep Michael Keaton for some more movies as Batman, because they thought this movie was going to do very well.
THE FLUSH:
Mm-hmm.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Now, I think once this movie, they started testing it and all the stuff.
Superman Lives:
He started
My Nickname in the bedroom:
WB
Superman Lives:
bombing.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
did what Barry does and tried to change the timeline. And they were like, no, we're starting a new D I think they've decided to start a new DC universe while
THE FLUSH:
We're
My Nickname in the bedroom:
before
THE FLUSH:
fucked
My Nickname in the bedroom:
this movie
THE FLUSH:
guys.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
was released, right. They hired James Gunn and they're like, oh, we're making a new DC universe. There's no point in setting up more DC.
Superman Lives:
Eww.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
EU movies.
Superman Lives:
Yeah.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
And then they're like, the people
THE FLUSH:
Eww!
My Nickname in the bedroom:
who made this movie were like, what the fuck?
Superman Lives:
Hahaha!
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Well, what do we do now? And they're like, you know what? Just fucking let's just do whatever the fuck we want. And then someone was like, look, we'll be funny. We got George Clooney back. That'd be hilarious. And then they're
THE FLUSH:
No!
My Nickname in the bedroom:
like, you know what? Let's do it. Fuck it. And then that's how it happened. I don't think there's any thought put into it.
Superman Lives:
You know, I wish
THE FLUSH:
Mm-hmm.
Superman Lives:
if that were the case, and that was really the case, I wish they had made George Clooney come out of that car and then from the other door, Christian Slater came out and said, holy
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Christian
Superman Lives:
shit
THE FLUSH:
Christian
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Slater.
Superman Lives:
balls,
THE FLUSH:
Slater.
Superman Lives:
Batman. Christian
THE FLUSH:
Christian Bale or Christian Slater?
Superman Lives:
Slater, Slater.
THE FLUSH:
Literally
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Why? Why
THE FLUSH:
Christian
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Christian
THE FLUSH:
Slater.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Slater? Oh, he's Robin?
Superman Lives:
Cause he would, yeah,
THE FLUSH:
You mean Chris
Superman Lives:
he
THE FLUSH:
O'Donnell?
Superman Lives:
was Robin. Is it
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Oh,
Superman Lives:
Chris
THE FLUSH:
Chris
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Chris
Superman Lives:
O'Donnell?
THE FLUSH:
O'Donnell,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
O'Donnell.
Superman Lives:
Isn't
THE FLUSH:
yeah.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Your
Superman Lives:
Chris,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
joke makes
Superman Lives:
I always,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
NO
Superman Lives:
I
My Nickname in the bedroom:
SENSE
Superman Lives:
always,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
with Christen Slater!
Superman Lives:
I always
THE FLUSH:
Yeah
Superman Lives:
mistake. No, I honestly always mistake the two of them, always.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
You're
Superman Lives:
I know they don't
My Nickname in the bedroom:
No.
Superman Lives:
look at
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
racist,
Superman Lives:
anything like each
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
sir.
Superman Lives:
other, but
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Yeah, no,
Superman Lives:
yeah,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
it was Chris
Superman Lives:
they're
My Nickname in the bedroom:
O'Donnell.
Superman Lives:
white, I don't care.
THE FLUSH:
How is that racist? It's
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Now
THE FLUSH:
just
My Nickname in the bedroom:
your
THE FLUSH:
misplaced.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
now your joke
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
White
My Nickname in the bedroom:
goes
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
people.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
from
THE FLUSH:
Okay,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
illogical
THE FLUSH:
cool.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
to not good,
Superman Lives:
It's not
My Nickname in the bedroom:
but.
Superman Lives:
a joke. It's
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
The
Superman Lives:
not a joke
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
only...
Superman Lives:
even. Because
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
First
Superman Lives:
if it's
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
of all,
Superman Lives:
a
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
the
Superman Lives:
fuck
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
only...
Superman Lives:
you, just do the fuck you properly is what I'm
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
The
Superman Lives:
saying.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
only, the only movie that Christmas leader cameo's in that is of any consequence to this podcast is when he shows up in Star Trek. I think it's the undiscovered country
Superman Lives:
Yeah.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
as like a random incident has like three lines.
Superman Lives:
Okay,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
true.
Superman Lives:
I'm here for that.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
If
Superman Lives:
But
My Nickname in the bedroom:
we're
Superman Lives:
yeah,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
going
Superman Lives:
so.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
with if we're going with bat shit crazy ideas, I mean great if the door opens and first comes out Michael Keaton. And then George Clooney. And then Val Kilmer.
Superman Lives:
Valkymer.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
And then Christian Bale and it's just they just keep
Superman Lives:
And they
My Nickname in the bedroom:
coming.
Superman Lives:
just, they surround him, they surround him and go what the fuck did you do?
THE FLUSH:
Hi Barry.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Yeah. And then yeah, yeah. And Barry goes, Oh, did
THE FLUSH:
Boop
Superman Lives:
And then.
THE FLUSH:
boop
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I
THE FLUSH:
boop.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
do that?
THE FLUSH:
There's a
Superman Lives:
And then
THE FLUSH:
rare condition
Superman Lives:
the cheers,
THE FLUSH:
in this
Superman Lives:
the
THE FLUSH:
day
Superman Lives:
cheers
THE FLUSH:
and
Superman Lives:
theme
THE FLUSH:
age.
Superman Lives:
song
THE FLUSH:
Do
Superman Lives:
plays
THE FLUSH:
do
Superman Lives:
at the end.
THE FLUSH:
do.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Yeah, yeah, just a hard cut. That I would have liked. And even animated Batman's there.
THE FLUSH:
Kevin, come on.
Superman Lives:
Oh, like an Into the Spider-verse, but into
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Yeah.
Superman Lives:
the Bat-verse.
THE FLUSH:
Yeah.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Yeah.
THE FLUSH:
Hey you! You! No you! No you!
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I would have liked that better.
Superman Lives:
Yeah, okay.
THE FLUSH:
That's
Superman Lives:
I don't
THE FLUSH:
not
Superman Lives:
know.
THE FLUSH:
beneath them.
Superman Lives:
I think it was... I don't think it was... I agree with you, Spencer, that I don't think they had planned for it to be Clooney from the beginning. I think they wanted it to be Keaton. But I don't think they thought of it as like a fuck you. I think there was like, oh, isn't it gonna be cool if we put another one there?
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Sorry, let me challenge this stuff, but why would Keaton show up there if Keaton was already there in the whole main story?
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Cause this is supposed
Superman Lives:
You're
My Nickname in the bedroom:
to be the original timeline. So if Keaton's there, it means things are still changed.
Superman Lives:
Yeah, because
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I would have rather,
Superman Lives:
why introduce another one
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I mean,
Superman Lives:
is
My Nickname in the bedroom:
really
Superman Lives:
what
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
I
Superman Lives:
I'm
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
think.
Superman Lives:
saying.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
what should have happened. And we can all agree is he shouldn't have moved that tomato can and he should have learned his
Superman Lives:
Which,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
lesson and he should have come back and it'd be Ben Affleck.
Superman Lives:
yes,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
And that should have been the end
Superman Lives:
yeah.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
and make a competent
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
This
My Nickname in the bedroom:
story.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
is... this is the thing, because you
Superman Lives:
Hahaha!
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
guys are making up reasons why it should have been Michael Caden instead of George
Superman Lives:
Not,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Clooney.
Superman Lives:
not shouldn't,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
But...
Superman Lives:
not shouldn't. That's
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
What do you mean
Superman Lives:
why
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
shouldn't?
Superman Lives:
we think they wanted
My Nickname in the bedroom:
No, we
Superman Lives:
it
My Nickname in the bedroom:
think
Superman Lives:
to
My Nickname in the bedroom:
it
Superman Lives:
be.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
was supposed to be that.
Superman Lives:
Yeah,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
No,
Superman Lives:
yeah,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
I
Superman Lives:
yeah.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
don't think any of that's true. I think that they had
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
they
My Nickname in the bedroom:
actually
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
have
My Nickname in the bedroom:
read
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
no
My Nickname in the bedroom:
that.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
idea what they're doing
Superman Lives:
Ah, I see what you mean. They're like, oh fuck, how do we end this? Is that what
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
So
Superman Lives:
you're saying?
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
we are airing, I just gotta answer Spencer here. So Spencer, we are airing a podcast that's filled with our original thoughts and you're just stealing someone else's thought and passing it off as your own.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
It's not a thought, I read for fact that Michael Keaton was supposed to be at the end and
Superman Lives:
Oh!
My Nickname in the bedroom:
then it was supposed to continue with him as Batman.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Well, this shows you how dumb, I don't know
Superman Lives:
This
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
this director
Superman Lives:
is, it's
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
from
Superman Lives:
worse, this
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
a hole
Superman Lives:
is worse.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
in my ass, but this shows you how they don't understand the source material because it doesn't make any sense.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
No, it is. It is. That should be the name of this episode.
Superman Lives:
So this is the
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
It does
Superman Lives:
thing,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
not make sense.
Superman Lives:
yeah,
THE FLUSH:
This
Superman Lives:
yeah.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
It
THE FLUSH:
movie
My Nickname in the bedroom:
does
Superman Lives:
So
THE FLUSH:
don't
My Nickname in the bedroom:
not
THE FLUSH:
make
My Nickname in the bedroom:
make
THE FLUSH:
any
My Nickname in the bedroom:
sense.
THE FLUSH:
goddamn sense
Superman Lives:
this is the thing, Matt, you were trying to kind of cut him some slack and he was just stupid. It's not like, it wasn't like, oh, what do we do? No, it was like, fuck, we had the perfect
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Listen,
Superman Lives:
idea. Michael Keaton.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
this is the perfect segue into the other big fucking flaming mistake of this movie.
Superman Lives:
Okay?
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
And I use it as a segue because much like someone tries to give a reason as to why it wasn't going to be George Clooney,
Superman Lives:
Oh, I
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
let's
Superman Lives:
see
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
talk
Superman Lives:
what
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
about
Superman Lives:
I know what you're going
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
the
Superman Lives:
to.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
CGI in this movie.
Superman Lives:
Oh,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
The CGI
Superman Lives:
God.
THE FLUSH:
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
in
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Oh
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
this movie is
My Nickname in the bedroom:
boy.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
a bismill. And just
Superman Lives:
Oh.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
to get the quote out ahead, they talk to the director and the producer and I guess they are married or partners. Not sure. But Their answer was, yes it's supposed to look bad, because that's how it looks to Barry. And you're supposed to experience how things look to Barry because they're distorted, et cetera, et cetera. I'm butchering the quote, but that's the gist we're getting from. Which, okay, that sounds like it's passable, except for the fact that, like why does young Barry look so fucking weird when they're on the plane and he's in the suit when they're flying off to fight General Zod? Or, Why does Ben Affleck's face look fucked up when he's driving around on a bike and Barry can't see him and they're not going for the speed force? Why do the babies look so
Superman Lives:
Or
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
fucking creepy?
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Oh yeah.
Superman Lives:
why would they not use one of the oldest tricks in the book and do a composite shot with Ezra Miller himself talking to himself instead of some fucked up CG of his face so close to the actual face. That to me is one of the worst parts because it's one thing when you do CG and it's kind of like passable. It's another when you do shitty CG of something that you have the real thing of and they're literally almost kissing. because we know they wanted to, right?
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Yeah, they've nailed that like doubles talking each other and like original Star Trek, the next generation episodes,
Superman Lives:
Exactly.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
even
Superman Lives:
It's
My Nickname in the bedroom:
older
Superman Lives:
the
My Nickname in the bedroom:
than that,
Superman Lives:
easiest
My Nickname in the bedroom:
even the
Superman Lives:
thing
My Nickname in the bedroom:
original
Superman Lives:
in the world
My Nickname in the bedroom:
series.
Superman Lives:
to do. So, yeah.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Yeah, they, the CGI in this movie, uh, are, it's maybe the worst I've ever seen in terms of like when it's come out and with the budget
Superman Lives:
Oh yeah.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
it has,
Superman Lives:
Yeah.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
right?
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
And I just want to like, sorry, I just want to
THE FLUSH:
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
preface this here,
THE FLUSH:
million.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Spencer. Normally when we do these conversations, if we don't really like to talk about things like CGI or like the cinematography, because we're not really
THE FLUSH:
Yeah,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
experts and
THE FLUSH:
no.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
it doesn't really factor
THE FLUSH:
Just
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
into
THE FLUSH:
having a good time, just having
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
the
THE FLUSH:
a
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
movie
THE FLUSH:
good time.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
you're watching, right? But in this case, it is used so heavily and it becomes such an important factor
Superman Lives:
Yeah.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
that it
THE FLUSH:
glaring.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
actively takes away from the enjoyment of the movie.
Superman Lives:
100% it's the thing I hate the most about this movie for sure.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
It's so glaringly bad that it has to be talked about. Like
Superman Lives:
Yeah.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
it's such a talking point of the movie because Bad CGI is like the fourth character in the movie.
THE FLUSH:
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
100%.
Superman Lives:
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Eh eh.
Superman Lives:
And it's to me,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Ha ha
Superman Lives:
like,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
ha.
Superman Lives:
this is this is a franchise, you know,
THE FLUSH:
Mm-hmm.
Superman Lives:
having been in Zack Snyder's hand for so long,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
DOG!
Superman Lives:
that we know can have some really cool slow mo, right. And
THE FLUSH:
Really
Superman Lives:
we
THE FLUSH:
good potential.
Superman Lives:
knew that, you know, in a movie where someone is moving so fast, they're gonna have to do things in slow motion to represent that
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I was excited
Superman Lives:
you can't
My Nickname in the bedroom:
for that. I liked that
Superman Lives:
exactly
My Nickname in the bedroom:
stuff.
Superman Lives:
but you can't have a movie that's going to factor this much CG with shitty CG and just go, that was on purpose, bro. No, you don't even understand. That's just a fucking stupid excuse to me.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I'm just gonna speak for the director because I feel like I know what
Superman Lives:
Hehehe
My Nickname in the bedroom:
he's talking about
THE FLUSH:
Become
My Nickname in the bedroom:
with
THE FLUSH:
him, become
My Nickname in the bedroom:
no
THE FLUSH:
him.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
real logic.
Superman Lives:
Hahahaha!
THE FLUSH:
Become
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Okay,
THE FLUSH:
him.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
so when we made this movie,
THE FLUSH:
Yeah.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I don't think he's British, but
THE FLUSH:
Just keep going.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Spencer,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
when we made this movie, yeah.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
sorry Spencer, can you make him French? Just
Superman Lives:
Hahaha.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
for a little bit.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
When we made this movie, WAAA! Sorry, I'm sorry, I'm
Superman Lives:
You
My Nickname in the bedroom:
just
Superman Lives:
have
My Nickname in the bedroom:
getting
Superman Lives:
to
My Nickname in the bedroom:
into
Superman Lives:
get into
My Nickname in the bedroom:
character.
Superman Lives:
character. Yeah,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I'm just
Superman Lives:
you have
My Nickname in the bedroom:
getting
THE FLUSH:
Commit,
Superman Lives:
to get
My Nickname in the bedroom:
carried.
Superman Lives:
into
THE FLUSH:
commit!
Superman Lives:
character.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
WAAA!
THE FLUSH:
He's warming up! Let
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
You're
THE FLUSH:
him
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
just
THE FLUSH:
cook!
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
wild.
Superman Lives:
Ha ha
THE FLUSH:
Let him cook!
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
You're just
Superman Lives:
ha. Wait.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Wario.
Superman Lives:
TAP AND NUK! Ha ha ha.
THE FLUSH:
Let him cook!
My Nickname in the bedroom:
When we made this movie, We wanted to make the characters look bad. So we made all the CGI terrible. Terrible. And, no.
Superman Lives:
You
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I
Superman Lives:
guys
My Nickname in the bedroom:
think.
Superman Lives:
can't see this
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I'm gonna
Superman Lives:
obviously,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
actually
Superman Lives:
but
My Nickname in the bedroom:
try
Superman Lives:
his
My Nickname in the bedroom:
and say
Superman Lives:
PENTA-
My Nickname in the bedroom:
my answer.
Superman Lives:
His PENTA-miming smoking. Hahahaha!
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I'm gonna actually try to explain in his French voice. So I think when I say that the CGI is bad, I'm talking only by intention. It's in the scene of the, when he's going back in time, where everybody looks like they're from the Scorpion King, is because
THE FLUSH:
No!
Superman Lives:
Hahaha!
My Nickname in the bedroom:
inside
THE FLUSH:
knocks on a moon.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
of the Speed Force, everything looks distorted and bad. So I think when I said that it's intentionally bad, I was only referring to inside the Speed Force scenes.
Superman Lives:
Yeah,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I
Superman Lives:
but even like, because
My Nickname in the bedroom:
ca-
Superman Lives:
that
My Nickname in the bedroom:
But
Superman Lives:
would
My Nickname in the bedroom:
all the
Superman Lives:
explain
My Nickname in the bedroom:
CGI
Superman Lives:
the
My Nickname in the bedroom:
was
Superman Lives:
babies
My Nickname in the bedroom:
bad.
Superman Lives:
that would that would explain the babies looking like fucking creepy dolls
My Nickname in the bedroom:
No, I was actually I'm just talking about the part when he actually goes back in time and you see like his life.
THE FLUSH:
Yeah.
Superman Lives:
Hmm.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
But it's all CGI and you see like Henry Cavill and you see Ben Affleck and they look like really Scorpion King CGI, like really
Superman Lives:
Yeah,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
looks
THE FLUSH:
Yep.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
like the rocks.
Superman Lives:
like Resident Evil 1, PS2,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Yeah,
Superman Lives:
like
My Nickname in the bedroom:
like
Superman Lives:
garbage,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
video
Superman Lives:
yeah.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
game like
THE FLUSH:
PS2.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
not like straight up PS2 graphics, but like, you know, in the cinematics in PS2 games
THE FLUSH:
Yeah,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
where it was like
THE FLUSH:
the
Superman Lives:
No.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
way
THE FLUSH:
cutscenes
My Nickname in the bedroom:
better graphics
THE FLUSH:
and stuff.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
than the
THE FLUSH:
Yeah.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
gameplay graphics, but they still look
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Yeah.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
really
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Oh,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
shitty.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
like Babylon 5 era graphics?
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Yeah, it's like that.
Superman Lives:
Oh good, that's good, that's
My Nickname in the bedroom:
It's like
Superman Lives:
a good
My Nickname in the bedroom:
God
Superman Lives:
one.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
of War cinematics graphics
Superman Lives:
Oh wow.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
and. That looks like that inside the speed force when he's going back in time. I think that's what he was talking about. He's like, that was a choice. Was it a choice to save budget? Probably, but it was
Superman Lives:
Was
My Nickname in the bedroom:
a choice.
Superman Lives:
it a good choice? No.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
No, but that does not explain why the babies look
Superman Lives:
Yeah.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
like their thumbs and why every other scene with CGI looks really bad.
Superman Lives:
Yeah,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Like,
Superman Lives:
all the CGI is bad.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
all the times they bring back characters, like did Michael Shannon and the other, did they all come back to reprise their roles,
Superman Lives:
I think
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
or
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Yes.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
they just...
Superman Lives:
so.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
No, they did.
Superman Lives:
Yeah, yeah.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Well that's unfortunate, because
THE FLUSH:
Yeah,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
it
Superman Lives:
Well,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
looks
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Yeah,
THE FLUSH:
that's
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
like
THE FLUSH:
a
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
they
THE FLUSH:
lot
Superman Lives:
but
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
didn't.
THE FLUSH:
of money.
Superman Lives:
did
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I
Superman Lives:
you
My Nickname in the bedroom:
think they
Superman Lives:
did you guys?
My Nickname in the bedroom:
did one day of shooting.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Okay.
Superman Lives:
Do you guys pay attention to that fight on the Siberian prison when they release Kara when she's like punching and did you guys pay attention? Because like that you can't explain that with the speed force thing.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Yeah, that's
Superman Lives:
It's
My Nickname in the bedroom:
exactly.
Superman Lives:
just that she like when she like blocks that bullet, it's going to shoot Batman in the face and like punches the guy into Kingdom Come. It looks like Plato. It's so bad. It's like, it's horrendous. And my gripe with all of that CGI, beyond it just being bad, is like scenes that could have been super cool. And that I was into like her, I enjoy Supergirl as a character.
THE FLUSH:
Yeah,
Superman Lives:
I like her.
THE FLUSH:
me too.
Superman Lives:
And it's like, oh, I'm going to see her fighting. And that completely took me away from the movie. Like I completely shattered any enjoyment that I was having on that scene from seeing the stupid CGI. So it's...
THE FLUSH:
Mm-hmm.
Superman Lives:
I even if it wasn't a deliberate choice, it was a very stupid choice that didn't help this movie. This movie needed a lot of help and this did not help the movie at all.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Alright,
Superman Lives:
At all.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
well we've, listen, we've bitched enough about this and
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
as
My Nickname in the bedroom:
will,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
much
Superman Lives:
No
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
as...
Superman Lives:
we haven't, then we're not...
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
No, we have.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
let me just say, I do think,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Mmm.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
what is the possibility that the studio got conned by a fake CGI company?
THE FLUSH:
totally
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
zero.
THE FLUSH:
probable. This is,
Superman Lives:
They
THE FLUSH:
this
Superman Lives:
were
THE FLUSH:
is
Superman Lives:
like,
THE FLUSH:
totally.
Superman Lives:
oh, we
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
No.
Superman Lives:
are corporate light and magic. We'll do your CGI.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Yeah
THE FLUSH:
See?
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Oh
THE FLUSH:
Oh,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
yeah?
THE FLUSH:
they sound good!
My Nickname in the bedroom:
If you're so
THE FLUSH:
Frank,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
good at CGI,
THE FLUSH:
what do you
My Nickname in the bedroom:
what
THE FLUSH:
think?
My Nickname in the bedroom:
does CGI stand for?
THE FLUSH:
Listen,
Superman Lives:
Um,
THE FLUSH:
you're
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Yes.
THE FLUSH:
gonna
Superman Lives:
um.
THE FLUSH:
make money, that's what it stands for. Hey,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
computer graphic?
THE FLUSH:
Westside
Superman Lives:
C-C-Computer...
THE FLUSH:
Boys.
Superman Lives:
Giblet.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
You're hired.
Superman Lives:
Hahaha!
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Done
THE FLUSH:
Where have
My Nickname in the bedroom:
and
THE FLUSH:
you
My Nickname in the bedroom:
done.
THE FLUSH:
been?
Superman Lives:
Anyway Matt,
THE FLUSH:
I
Superman Lives:
you were saying...
THE FLUSH:
love Jareel in the donut shop.
Superman Lives:
Oh,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
No no, please continue under it all.
Superman Lives:
Matt's re-evaluating his life choices
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Hehehehe
Superman Lives:
right now. Hahahaha!
THE FLUSH:
It's like...
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Yeah, I was hoping for a few more minutes so I could figure out how I could escape the rest of this podcast without you guys noticing. She
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I have
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
got it just
My Nickname in the bedroom:
to
THE FLUSH:
You're
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
trailed
My Nickname in the bedroom:
go
THE FLUSH:
free.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
now
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
off.
Superman Lives:
Just
My Nickname in the bedroom:
my
THE FLUSH:
You're
Superman Lives:
walk
My Nickname in the bedroom:
planet
THE FLUSH:
free.
Superman Lives:
away.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
needs me
THE FLUSH:
You're free to
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Matt
THE FLUSH:
excuse
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
died on the
THE FLUSH:
any
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
way
THE FLUSH:
type.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
back to his home planet.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Hehehehe
THE FLUSH:
Spencer, you are the new host. Luciano,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
No,
THE FLUSH:
you're
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
but
THE FLUSH:
the
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Uh
THE FLUSH:
new
My Nickname in the bedroom:
oh.
THE FLUSH:
host. Yeah.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
like, okay, we've bitched about the CGI and it sucked and it's a poor choice and I understand that, you know, likely
THE FLUSH:
choices.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
what happened is TSC was like, hey, I need you to fucking do 10,000 scenes of CG work in like five days, good luck, and they did the
THE FLUSH:
Huh.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
best they could. And it's not their fault. I mean, we can get into, talking about CG in movies is probably a whole like sub podcast we have to release at some point because it's like, it's fucked. But what I do wanna know is outside of the CG, choices they made that were all terrible. They built. this, I guess it's a world, right? Inside the speed first, inside the speed force
Superman Lives:
The
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
where they
Superman Lives:
Chronoball!
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
stop at the
Superman Lives:
Hehehehehehe
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
chrono, the chrono ball.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Hehehehehehe
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
And,
THE FLUSH:
Let's get ready to chrono bowl!
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
and there's just so many questions because first he runs backwards the entire time which just confuses the hell out of me.
Superman Lives:
and also looks dumb as fuck.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Looks dumb as hell, it's
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Yeah,
Superman Lives:
Yeah.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
just
My Nickname in the bedroom:
backwards
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
so confusing.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
is back in time, forwards is forward in time. Gah duh!
THE FLUSH:
Don't you get it?
Superman Lives:
Hahaha!
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
No, but like anyways, listen, I, I'm not here. I don't want to rip on this because it's terrible, but
My Nickname in the bedroom:
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Superman Lives:
Ha ha!
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
What I really want to talk about is why did they choose to represent Traveler of the Speed Force in such a confusing manner?
Superman Lives:
Oh man.
THE FLUSH:
because the only concept they could understand was rewind and fast forward from a VCR remote. So they took that inspiration
Superman Lives:
So I think
THE FLUSH:
and tried to go with it. And
Superman Lives:
that
THE FLUSH:
clearly
Superman Lives:
they
THE FLUSH:
it was a training.
Superman Lives:
thought it was going to look cool. Honestly, I think that's the main reason.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Let's pretend the CG was spot on. Would
THE FLUSH:
Hmm.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
it have made a difference?
Superman Lives:
No.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
with the with like the visual of the chrono bowl.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
bowl. Yeah.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Like I'm
Superman Lives:
Let's
My Nickname in the bedroom:
not gonna lie,
Superman Lives:
get
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I was
Superman Lives:
ready
My Nickname in the bedroom:
really looking
Superman Lives:
to rumble!
My Nickname in the bedroom:
forward to him actually going back in time because I thought that was gonna look really cool. I was like,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
And then...
My Nickname in the bedroom:
and
Superman Lives:
And
My Nickname in the bedroom:
then
Superman Lives:
then
My Nickname in the bedroom:
when
Superman Lives:
it
My Nickname in the bedroom:
it
Superman Lives:
didn't.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
happened, I was like, this is so bad and not just the CGI. You're right. The concept
THE FLUSH:
And
My Nickname in the bedroom:
as
THE FLUSH:
then...
My Nickname in the bedroom:
a whole, it looked like an auditorium or something.
Superman Lives:
Yeah,
THE FLUSH:
Hmm.
Superman Lives:
like a Coliseum or like
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Yeah,
Superman Lives:
a,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
like a
Superman Lives:
yeah.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
coliseum,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
A ball.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
like a bowl, like a chrono bowl. Somebody write
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Yeah,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
this
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
I
My Nickname in the bedroom:
down.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
don't...
Superman Lives:
Oh, genius, genius.
THE FLUSH:
Oh my god. Notebooks?
My Nickname in the bedroom:
And yeah, I do think I don't know what I would have done, but it wouldn't have been that it would have been like him running so fast that reality starts to stretch like in Star Wars when they go to light speed where everything starts
THE FLUSH:
Yeah,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
to
THE FLUSH:
that's
My Nickname in the bedroom:
stretch and like start
THE FLUSH:
a very
My Nickname in the bedroom:
to get trippy.
THE FLUSH:
accurate.
Superman Lives:
And then go the other way like go the opposite direction maybe
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Yeah, like an elastic band, like reality
Superman Lives:
Yeah.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
stretching to the point where it like retracts.
Superman Lives:
I think Matt, like honestly, I think they wanted to show this was all for that ending where they have the world colliding in the end. And that was a good way of depicting him in the middle, looking at all the worlds colliding. And I particularly like that they made the 1950s like George Reeves Superman, a black and white world. So like there's no color in that world, I guess. Is that what that
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
That's
Superman Lives:
represents?
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
correct.
Superman Lives:
So
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Yep.
Superman Lives:
I think that they did it for that reason. And they were
THE FLUSH:
into
Superman Lives:
like,
THE FLUSH:
the
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Spider-Verse
THE FLUSH:
Spider-Verse.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
did it better.
Superman Lives:
oh
THE FLUSH:
Yep.
Superman Lives:
yeah, 100%.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Obviously,
Superman Lives:
And that's, and
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I
Superman Lives:
I
My Nickname in the bedroom:
like
Superman Lives:
think.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I said this movie's 10 years too late or maybe five years too late
Superman Lives:
And I think that that's the problem, right? Cause we have seen stuff like this done way better. So either they like copied and then we would be here complaining that they copied or they did something that they thought was going to look cool and they failed fucking miserably because
THE FLUSH:
This, mm-hmm,
Superman Lives:
I don't know.
THE FLUSH:
this movie is what you get when you're in a classroom and you're taking a test and you have that fuckwad sitting beside you, leaning over trying to copy the answers from the A student,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
That was me
THE FLUSH:
and they're thinking,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
and I'm not
THE FLUSH:
and they're
My Nickname in the bedroom:
a fuckwad.
THE FLUSH:
thinking,
Superman Lives:
Is that,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Mm-hmm.
THE FLUSH:
well.
Superman Lives:
so are you talking about when the guy is so dumb that he leans over to copy the answer and he copies the answer to a wrong question? Like to the op,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Yep,
Superman Lives:
like
My Nickname in the bedroom:
been there,
Superman Lives:
he looks
My Nickname in the bedroom:
done
Superman Lives:
at
My Nickname in the bedroom:
that.
Superman Lives:
three and answer is that I'm four?
THE FLUSH:
He thinks that he's getting the right answer, but you see
Superman Lives:
Hahaha
THE FLUSH:
he's been drinking.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Guys, now you're... this is getting...
THE FLUSH:
He's been drinking
My Nickname in the bedroom:
this is
THE FLUSH:
from
My Nickname in the bedroom:
getting
THE FLUSH:
the
Superman Lives:
It's
My Nickname in the bedroom:
weird.
THE FLUSH:
biochem.
Superman Lives:
getting personal, it's getting
THE FLUSH:
He's
Superman Lives:
personal.
THE FLUSH:
been drinking
Superman Lives:
Ha ha
THE FLUSH:
from
Superman Lives:
ha.
THE FLUSH:
the biochem closet.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Whoa!
THE FLUSH:
And like when the teacher before the class started, and he's like, hey kids, hey guys, I'm gonna break in and I'm gonna do this. I'm gonna do this test high and I'm gonna pass it. But you know what? He ends up bombing it. That's what this means.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Yeah Spencer,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Whoa,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
I mean random
Superman Lives:
Whoa!
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
kid.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
guys,
Superman Lives:
Hahahaha!
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I just got chills. Chris, did you bury time travel to my high school experience?
THE FLUSH:
Do you see my flash ring? I'm showing it, audience,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Oh,
THE FLUSH:
I'm showing it to him.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
it was you. It was you all along, Chris.
Superman Lives:
Hahaha
My Nickname in the bedroom:
You were there all along.
THE FLUSH:
I bring tidings from the future. James Gunn says that The Flash is probably one of the greatest superhero movies ever made.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Oh,
THE FLUSH:
January
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I can't.
THE FLUSH:
31st, 2023. I bring news from the future.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I can't wait to
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Um.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
see that in 10 years. It surely will be fantastic.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Are you reverse flash for
Superman Lives:
I'm out.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Chris
My Nickname in the bedroom:
No Chris
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
or for
My Nickname in the bedroom:
is,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Spencer?
My Nickname in the bedroom:
yeah, I agree.
THE FLUSH:
Mhmmm.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
No, both question.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Yeah. It was me, Barry.
Superman Lives:
So, so.
THE FLUSH:
Your ego, this ride to your ego shall be shot.
Superman Lives:
Actually, you bring up something that I thought, because I'm not super familiar with the Flash. I think all three of you are more familiar than I am with Flash.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Yes.
Superman Lives:
So
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Have you
Superman Lives:
when,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
seen the movie, Flashpoint Paradox?
Superman Lives:
not yet.
THE FLUSH:
animated one.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Oh my
Superman Lives:
I
My Nickname in the bedroom:
god,
Superman Lives:
will,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
you're in
Superman Lives:
I will,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
for a
Superman Lives:
I will,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
treat.
Superman Lives:
I will.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Hey,
Superman Lives:
But
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
focus.
Superman Lives:
yeah, so what I was gonna say, what I thought was gonna happen when they start, like when, you know, dumb like Yumbary starts trying to get back in time. and they start fighting with each other. I thought that Young Barry was gonna turn into reverse flash. I thought that was gonna be the origin story where like he was gonna let that world die and he would come with.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Let me stop you right here.
Superman Lives:
Okay.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
That is too intelligent for this movie.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
What
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
So get
THE FLUSH:
Yeah.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
those thoughts out
My Nickname in the bedroom:
are
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
of your brain.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
you- You-
Superman Lives:
I'm sorry.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
You get the- That shit outta here!
THE FLUSH:
This equation is a very simple equation to take on. You see, it's a WB equation. When
Superman Lives:
Ah!
THE FLUSH:
you, the things, the components that don't go into a WB equation is critical thought. That's not part of this equation.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Get it out.
THE FLUSH:
Creativity, it's
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Get
THE FLUSH:
not part
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
it
THE FLUSH:
of this
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
out.
THE FLUSH:
equation.
Superman Lives:
Coherence?
THE FLUSH:
Coherence, it's not
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Get
THE FLUSH:
part
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
it
THE FLUSH:
of this
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
out.
THE FLUSH:
equation.
Superman Lives:
Hahaha!
THE FLUSH:
Heavily
My Nickname in the bedroom:
It is.
THE FLUSH:
investing the right talent into... into your production and execution of this entire endeavor. Get that out of the equation,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Get the
THE FLUSH:
it doesn't.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
fuck outta here!
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Get
THE FLUSH:
Okay.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
86 that shit you
THE FLUSH:
Delivering
My Nickname in the bedroom:
take that
THE FLUSH:
a high
My Nickname in the bedroom:
communist
THE FLUSH:
quality.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
garbage back to your home
THE FLUSH:
Delivering a high quality product to the cert to the to the fans and to the general audience in a format that will be Loved and cherished and reviewed for time to for all time get that out of this
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Oh, we got a wise guy here, eh? We got a wise
Superman Lives:
Okay.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
guy!
Superman Lives:
I, uh, I apologize for even suggesting it.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Get
THE FLUSH:
You are
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
that
THE FLUSH:
forgiven.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
shit out of here
THE FLUSH:
Get it
Superman Lives:
Yeah.
THE FLUSH:
out! Get outta there!
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I can't believe
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
But
Superman Lives:
I
My Nickname in the bedroom:
that
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
I-
My Nickname in the bedroom:
fucking guy
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Just fucking
Superman Lives:
get.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
go with this fucking
THE FLUSH:
This
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
logic.
THE FLUSH:
fucking guy!
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Get
Superman Lives:
I genuinely
THE FLUSH:
This
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
that
THE FLUSH:
guy
Superman Lives:
thought...
THE FLUSH:
over
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
shit
THE FLUSH:
here! This geezer
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
outta here.
THE FLUSH:
over here! He only put a pony on the bats! What a ludicrous display!
Superman Lives:
think they would know the word ludicrous.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
GET THE FUCK
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Get
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
OUTTA
My Nickname in the bedroom:
the-
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
HERE!
THE FLUSH:
Hehehehe.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
get the fu- heheheheh
THE FLUSH:
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I'm gonna give you one of these!
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
So we have no answer
Superman Lives:
We're
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
for...
Superman Lives:
gonna give you one of these. He says on an audio medium while pantomiming it.
THE FLUSH:
Hehehehehehe
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
That is how the fans can experience in
Superman Lives:
Yeah.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
their minds on their
THE FLUSH:
You
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
own.
THE FLUSH:
see?
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
I think we've talked about the Chronoball and really what we can say is there's no good answer because they forced, they wanted to do something at the end of the movie and so they made something in the rest of the movie happen
Superman Lives:
Yeah,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
without the
Superman Lives:
they
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
impact
Superman Lives:
shoehorned
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
of how it would
Superman Lives:
it.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
feel in
Superman Lives:
Yeah.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
the
THE FLUSH:
There's
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
movie.
THE FLUSH:
one more
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Yeah.
THE FLUSH:
glaring thing that does I that actually just struck me and it's actually very perplexing Why did flash or anyone like when he was standing still in the chrono ball on the sand? Why would did he not fall through it and die or whatever?
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Get the fuck
Superman Lives:
GET
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
outta
Superman Lives:
THE
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
here!
Superman Lives:
FUCK
My Nickname in the bedroom:
What the
Superman Lives:
OUTTA
My Nickname in the bedroom:
fuck?
Superman Lives:
HERE!
My Nickname in the bedroom:
It's Kabagu!
THE FLUSH:
This guy over here
Superman Lives:
Yeah
THE FLUSH:
this guy over here fuck this guy
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Great
Superman Lives:
Look
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
question though,
Superman Lives:
at
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Chris.
Superman Lives:
this
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
I have no idea.
Superman Lives:
wise
My Nickname in the bedroom:
A BASTROMION
Superman Lives:
guy over here.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
RYE!
Superman Lives:
There's this wise guy over here
THE FLUSH:
Yeah. Hey!
Superman Lives:
trying
THE FLUSH:
Construction,
Superman Lives:
to, y'all thinking
THE FLUSH:
okay?
Superman Lives:
and shit.
THE FLUSH:
You get your rebar over there and then you make sure you take a left on 34th and then you're fine.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
So, let's ask some simple questions about this movie because we can't answer the big ones.
Superman Lives:
Nobody can.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
No one can. We all saw Naked show up, correct? Little
Superman Lives:
Yeah!
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
cameo
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Oh
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
action.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
god.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
We saw, we saw like a very blurry Adam West kind of show up.
Superman Lives:
Yeah?
THE FLUSH:
Hmm.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
And he was there as Batman, obviously. And then we even saw Helen Slater, who was a Supergirl in like the 80s movies. At the same time, Christopher
Superman Lives:
Yeah.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Reeves was Superman. But what I want to know is, when we look through the Crono bowl, as Spencer has so eloquently
Superman Lives:
Incredible!
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
dubbed it, Great job, Spencer.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Hehehehehehehehe
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
What superhero cameo is missing for you?
Superman Lives:
OHHHH I mean, I wouldn't have minded seeing Cesar Romero's, you know,
THE FLUSH:
Oh! Ho ho
Superman Lives:
with the
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Superman Lives:
mustache.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
With the mustache.
THE FLUSH:
ho!
Superman Lives:
Moustachio Joker. Yeah,
THE FLUSH:
Yes.
Superman Lives:
I think I would have enjoyed that.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
You know what? I want to say your gut answer is to say like Christian Bale would be really cool. But I don't even want to taint Christian Bale's Batman with this.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
No.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
It has no place in this nonsense.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
You
Superman Lives:
Arheath
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
know,
Superman Lives:
Ledger's jokes are even
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Or
Superman Lives:
worse.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
any
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
you
My Nickname in the bedroom:
of that.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
know the right answer.
THE FLUSH:
There's only one.
Superman Lives:
What is
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
It's...
Superman Lives:
the right
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
I
Superman Lives:
answer?
THE FLUSH:
Christopher Lambert!
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
don't
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
know. It's... Christopher LeVert is who?
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Raiden, obviously.
Superman Lives:
Wait, what?
THE FLUSH:
No, right? Right? Follow through Spencer. Okay. I
Superman Lives:
No,
THE FLUSH:
teed it up for
Superman Lives:
it's
THE FLUSH:
you
Superman Lives:
of course it's Connor McLeod.
THE FLUSH:
No!
Superman Lives:
HAHAHAHA
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Welcome to the Chrono Bowl. Heh.
THE FLUSH:
There you go!
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I am Christopher Le- I am Raiden. Welcome here. Heh.
Superman Lives:
Ah!
THE FLUSH:
There can be only one timeline.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Um, so
Superman Lives:
Oh, he's
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
back
Superman Lives:
king!
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
in, in this timeline, um, I was just Ryan Reynolds as Green Lantern.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Oh, I knew it.
THE FLUSH:
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Superman Lives:
Yeeeah, you would want to see him.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
That's perfect because it's
Superman Lives:
Yeah,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
like
Superman Lives:
oh yeah.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
It's so stupid.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
he hates it, we all hate it, and
Superman Lives:
Yeah.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
it would have matched the tone of the movie exactly.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Yeah, I agree. It can't be anything of high quality. Because it just is a disservice to the quality
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
They put Nick Cage in it for fuck's sake,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
so
My Nickname in the bedroom:
know.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
obviously the quality is
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
shit.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
know exactly
THE FLUSH:
Yeah.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
that's what I mean. I would have liked to seen
THE FLUSH:
You know?
My Nickname in the bedroom:
the rock scorpion king.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Ooh.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I think that would have fit in nicely.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Yep,
THE FLUSH:
Next
Superman Lives:
I mean
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
I think
Superman Lives:
the CG
THE FLUSH:
run of
Superman Lives:
is
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
I would
THE FLUSH:
moon!
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
allow
Superman Lives:
the
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
it.
Superman Lives:
same.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
The Anak Sotabu. Anak Sotabuuu!
THE FLUSH:
Son of a. Oh, God.
Superman Lives:
Hahaha
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Yeah.
THE FLUSH:
Yes. I would have liked to have seen an alternate flash played by one Matthew Lawrence. Joey Lawrence's younger brother also played in Mrs. Doubtfire. If we're going with like the George Clooney era of Justice League, other alternates.
Superman Lives:
Yeah, Christian Slater as Robert Kim kidding
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Right.
THE FLUSH:
See now that's how you apply
My Nickname in the bedroom:
You fucking guy.
THE FLUSH:
Christian
My Nickname in the bedroom:
You're back
THE FLUSH:
Slater
My Nickname in the bedroom:
in the
THE FLUSH:
from
My Nickname in the bedroom:
WB writing team.
THE FLUSH:
You're back
Superman Lives:
Hey!
THE FLUSH:
in
Superman Lives:
Gabagool!
THE FLUSH:
where
Superman Lives:
Ha ha
THE FLUSH:
you been
Superman Lives:
ha!
THE FLUSH:
sit down. Let me get you a plate of spaghetti and meatballs. Oh, my so ball
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Chris brings up an interesting conundrum as we see at the end of the movie because George Clooney decides to show up and be Batman all of a sudden again. We know that he's friends with, he knows the Flash, even though the Flash doesn't know him. And that means that they put together the Justice League to some degree. I guess Aquaman is still
Superman Lives:
Jason Momoa,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
the same,
Superman Lives:
yeah. Yeah.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
based on the Stinger at the end. But who else in this world do you think is filling the roles of the rest of the Justice League? So we need Wonder Woman...
Superman Lives:
So
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
I
Superman Lives:
I
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
guess
Superman Lives:
think.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Batman is still alive, or Superman story is still
Superman Lives:
I
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
alive,
Superman Lives:
mean,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
those sort of things.
Superman Lives:
I think we can just, you know, from your cue, Matt, I mean, Ryan Reynolds is Green Lantern in this, obviously, obviously.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I like it.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
First of all, get your own answer.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
No, that's the same answer to a different question. This is like
Superman Lives:
Yeah,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
me
Superman Lives:
exactly.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
cop in exam questions.
THE FLUSH:
Martian Manhunter could have been played by one Carl Lumbee.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Whom
THE FLUSH:
He was
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
is
THE FLUSH:
in
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Carl
THE FLUSH:
The Winter Soldier.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Lumbee?
My Nickname in the bedroom:
What
Superman Lives:
Yeah,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
the f-
Superman Lives:
humst. Humst is Carol Lumby.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Woompst!
THE FLUSH:
Oh, how me to beer can be only one anyways, he played The first one of the first Captain America super soldier Candidates in the Witcher soldier so good actor and we're going back in time, right? So back to the me area
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
I
THE FLUSH:
clue
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
didn't
THE FLUSH:
me
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
tell
THE FLUSH:
era
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
you to go back in time, but you're going
Superman Lives:
Yeah,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
there. So everybody's.
THE FLUSH:
I'm
Superman Lives:
you're
THE FLUSH:
doing
Superman Lives:
doing
THE FLUSH:
that.
Superman Lives:
whatever the fuck you want.
THE FLUSH:
That's
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
So
THE FLUSH:
what I'm doing.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
everyone
THE FLUSH:
I'm answering your question.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
in the Justice League is old,
THE FLUSH:
Yes
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
except for Barry Allen. OK, go ahead.
Superman Lives:
Oh, I like that.
THE FLUSH:
Carl Lumbi, and he also played a superhero in the 90s TV show called Mantis, and he had an exoskeleton.
Superman Lives:
Fucking fucking go all out say Christopher Lee's Superman there
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Hey
THE FLUSH:
Do
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Chris,
THE FLUSH:
you? Yeah.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
did you know that your choice Carl Lumbi to play
THE FLUSH:
Yeah.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
John Jones
Superman Lives:
He's dead.
THE FLUSH:
Yes.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
has already played John Jones?
My Nickname in the bedroom:
You cheating
THE FLUSH:
Ha ha ha!
My Nickname in the bedroom:
bastard.
THE FLUSH:
You
My Nickname in the bedroom:
You
THE FLUSH:
have
My Nickname in the bedroom:
just,
THE FLUSH:
won.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
you just activated my trap card.
Superman Lives:
Hahaha!
THE FLUSH:
You do!
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Hehehehe
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Excellent work stealing your answer from someone else's test Chris.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Yep.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
You receive full marks
Superman Lives:
We
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Turn.
Superman Lives:
are
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
and
Superman Lives:
all
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
may
Superman Lives:
cheaters
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
the Lord
Superman Lives:
here.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
have mercy on your soul.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Looks like you were
THE FLUSH:
You
My Nickname in the bedroom:
the
THE FLUSH:
can't
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Spencer
THE FLUSH:
have mercy.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
all along.
THE FLUSH:
You cannot have mercy on someone who does not exist. Flashpoint!
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Looks like you're the Spencer and I'm the reverse flash
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Uh
My Nickname in the bedroom:
and.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
oh,
Superman Lives:
Uh
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
I'm
Superman Lives:
oh.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
confused.
THE FLUSH:
you
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I've been your flash all along. It was
Superman Lives:
So
My Nickname in the bedroom:
me.
Superman Lives:
who would you pick to be there and then Spencer?
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I mean, I am going down the line that like if George Clooney was Batman, then it was also like in his prime where justice league was in its prime. So
THE FLUSH:
You'll do
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I
THE FLUSH:
the 90s,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
also
Superman Lives:
Okay.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
go
THE FLUSH:
baby.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
on back in time a bit. I would have liked Rachel Weiss as a Wonder Woman.
THE FLUSH:
Oh,
Superman Lives:
Okay,
THE FLUSH:
cool,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Yeah,
THE FLUSH:
cool.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
because
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
sorry.
Superman Lives:
good pick,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I
Superman Lives:
good
My Nickname in the bedroom:
dig
Superman Lives:
pick.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
her
THE FLUSH:
All right.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
a lot.
Superman Lives:
Uh oh,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Wait, hey,
Superman Lives:
uh oh, uh
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
no.
THE FLUSH:
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Superman Lives:
oh. Hey, ha ha!
My Nickname in the bedroom:
And I would have gone with.
THE FLUSH:
Can I challenge you? Can I force you to use, you can say no, but can I force you to use Brendan Fraser for somebody?
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Brendan, Brendan Frazier as Superman.
Superman Lives:
Oh my god!
THE FLUSH:
You have accepted the challenge.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
in
THE FLUSH:
Yo,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
his
THE FLUSH:
George
My Nickname in the bedroom:
in his
THE FLUSH:
of
My Nickname in the bedroom:
prime
THE FLUSH:
the jungle,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
in his
THE FLUSH:
George
My Nickname in the bedroom:
prime
THE FLUSH:
of the
My Nickname in the bedroom:
though
THE FLUSH:
jungle.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
he actually would
THE FLUSH:
Yeah,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
be a good Superman when he was like in
THE FLUSH:
he
My Nickname in the bedroom:
the
THE FLUSH:
was
My Nickname in the bedroom:
mummy
THE FLUSH:
ripped. And I think
My Nickname in the bedroom:
and
THE FLUSH:
he was rumored
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I also
THE FLUSH:
for that at
My Nickname in the bedroom:
pick
THE FLUSH:
one point,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
him because
THE FLUSH:
a long time ago.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I like him
Superman Lives:
Oh God, oh no, oh no!
THE FLUSH:
Yeah.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
And as Michael Clark Duncan as Hal Jordan, no, Hal Jordan,
THE FLUSH:
John
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
John
THE FLUSH:
Stewart.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Stewart.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
John Stewart,
Superman Lives:
John Stewart, yeah. Okay.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
because
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
He's too big.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I like him.
Superman Lives:
So then,
THE FLUSH:
Ha ha
Superman Lives:
wait, wait.
THE FLUSH:
ha! Yeah! Waaah!
Superman Lives:
He could play Cyborg.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
and
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
That's
THE FLUSH:
Sure.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
racist.
Superman Lives:
Is it?
THE FLUSH:
Yeah.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I'd pick Betty
Superman Lives:
Isn't
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
I
Superman Lives:
he
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
don't
Superman Lives:
black
My Nickname in the bedroom:
White,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
know.
Superman Lives:
in the comics too?
THE FLUSH:
Ayyy
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Betty
THE FLUSH:
Betty
My Nickname in the bedroom:
White
THE FLUSH:
White
My Nickname in the bedroom:
as Lois Willing because I like her.
Superman Lives:
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
THE FLUSH:
Yeah, yeah, walking. Yeah.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Moving
Superman Lives:
Hi.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
on. Hey, question
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Ha ha ha!
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
for you guys. How does the lasso truth actually work? I think Spencer has it on right now.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I dropped
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
I'm not
My Nickname in the bedroom:
my
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
sure.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
balls.
Superman Lives:
We're watching it in action right now.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Heh.
THE FLUSH:
Oh
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
But
THE FLUSH:
lord.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
like,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Heh heh
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
does
My Nickname in the bedroom:
heh!
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
it? I didn't know it like just made you say things unwittingly. Like you just last
THE FLUSH:
you say
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
or
THE FLUSH:
the
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
true
THE FLUSH:
things
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
someone up
THE FLUSH:
with.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
and you're just like waiting around until they say some dumb shit, which is immediate.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Yeah.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Right, Spencer?
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I like the last truth.
Superman Lives:
hahahaha
My Nickname in the bedroom:
No, yeah, I think the way the last truth works
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Thanks
My Nickname in the bedroom:
in
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
for watching.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
this universe. Is it's not going to make you talk, but if you are just willingly talking, it's just going to make you. Speak the truth.
Superman Lives:
I
My Nickname in the bedroom:
And
Superman Lives:
think.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
it was used in this exact comedic fashion way better with Aquaman in
THE FLUSH:
Set
My Nickname in the bedroom:
the
THE FLUSH:
it up.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Joss Whedon's first Justice
Superman Lives:
Now when
My Nickname in the bedroom:
League movie.
Superman Lives:
they were leaning on it, right?
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Yeah, he was sitting on
Superman Lives:
Yeah.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
it and it was great because it was done in the exact same way, but it was done way better. Because.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
So, why do we have to do it again?
Superman Lives:
We don't
THE FLUSH:
question.
Superman Lives:
have to.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I mean, because...
Superman Lives:
Have you seen all of the other choices they made in this
My Nickname in the bedroom:
GET
Superman Lives:
movie?
My Nickname in the bedroom:
THE FUCK
Superman Lives:
Is...
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Hi.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
OUTTA HERE!
Superman Lives:
Yeah... Hahahaha!
THE FLUSH:
What are you doing? I kicked the table over.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
No,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Yeah, you know what?
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I- Anything that's good gets reused until it is
Superman Lives:
Bad.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
horrible and hated.
Superman Lives:
Yeah.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
That's my bad. I'm gonna move on from that. I don't wanna be here anymore.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
That's weird.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
The Flash
THE FLUSH:
You're wearing
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
eats a
THE FLUSH:
the
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
lot
THE FLUSH:
last
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
of
THE FLUSH:
little
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
calories.
THE FLUSH:
truth I see.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
I am. The Flash eats a lot of calories, so much so that they make a deal of it with his watch saying he's low on calories.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Mm-hmm.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Spoiler alert does not come up again in the movie
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Hehehehehehe
Superman Lives:
Whaaaaat?
THE FLUSH:
Hmm
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
because of the movie. But I think it's a good chance for us to have a conversation around, if you are the Flash, you need to just max out on calories. What's your... calorie max oatmeal. So you get
Superman Lives:
Bake
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
a pound.
Superman Lives:
bacon poutine.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
That's it.
Superman Lives:
Well,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
All the options in the world. You're just
Superman Lives:
yeah,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
putting bacon on puts in.
Superman Lives:
yeah. Oh, I'm sorry, Putin. I'm sorry. It's not my first
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Superman Lives:
language.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
No, it's not. It's not Vladimir Putin.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Putin? Yeah, yeah. I like... Ah, ah,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
It's Putin.
Superman Lives:
I don't know. Yeah. POTEN! It's POTEN! Ha ha
THE FLUSH:
Zutalo
Superman Lives:
ha!
THE FLUSH:
and Lois Lange, would
Superman Lives:
I don't know.
THE FLUSH:
you like to join me?
Superman Lives:
I think it's super
THE FLUSH:
Would you,
Superman Lives:
caloric.
THE FLUSH:
would you like to accompany me on this high grade putain?
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I agree.
Superman Lives:
Jesus, what's happening?
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I like...
THE FLUSH:
I'm a quiet, I'm
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
He's
THE FLUSH:
a
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
got
THE FLUSH:
quiet.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
too far
THE FLUSH:
Yeah.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
into the character.
Superman Lives:
Yeah, yeah, he's gone over.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
It's no longer
Superman Lives:
Yeah
My Nickname in the bedroom:
a character.
THE FLUSH:
You never go full, you never go full.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I think my meal would definitely be some sort of deep fried calzone, but it wouldn't be a normal
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Mm-hmm.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
calzone. I think I would fill it with
Superman Lives:
An In-N-Out Burger.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Definitely. Like. What meat is good with ice cream?
Superman Lives:
None. Spam.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Um, great question. No, no, that's not true. Well, spam actually, remember, right? You need the salty with the sweet. So I think I'm going to allow spam.
Superman Lives:
Yeah.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
No, Spim sucks.
Superman Lives:
Yeah, exactly.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Oh wow,
Superman Lives:
Like, like
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
you're
Superman Lives:
your
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
just
Superman Lives:
fucking
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
denigrating
Superman Lives:
idea.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
all of Hawaii in their time of need?
Superman Lives:
Hehehe
THE FLUSH:
You know?
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Oh god. Well,
THE FLUSH:
How
My Nickname in the bedroom:
this
THE FLUSH:
dare you, sir?
My Nickname in the bedroom:
is bad. Sucks. I'm sorry. I'm not going to. I'm not going to censor
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Okay.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
myself.
THE FLUSH:
You put it in your head hole and you chew it.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
No, I'd make it would be a deep front. Calzones are often baked, but this is a deep, this is a panzerado, pants or Roddy
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Okay.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
and it's
Superman Lives:
Yeah,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
filled
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Pepperoni.
Superman Lives:
funds are riding.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
with
Superman Lives:
Pepperoni.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
pepperoni bacon and like, so the front
Superman Lives:
spam.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
half of it is, is like cheese, pepperoni and bacon. But then the
Superman Lives:
and
My Nickname in the bedroom:
second
Superman Lives:
spam.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
half of it is ice cream with like brownie cause
Superman Lives:
and
My Nickname in the bedroom:
that's
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Does,
Superman Lives:
spam.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
also good fried.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
is there like a little dough wall to keep them separate or when
My Nickname in the bedroom:
That's,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
they deep fry they
My Nickname in the bedroom:
that's
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
just
My Nickname in the bedroom:
the
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
got
My Nickname in the bedroom:
beautiful
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
all
My Nickname in the bedroom:
thing.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
coagulated?
THE FLUSH:
See
My Nickname in the bedroom:
There
THE FLUSH:
you.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
isn't. And I do that because I like ice cream and pizza.
Superman Lives:
Hahaha! I would just put the whole bacon poutine inside the panzerotti and deep fry it.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
You know
Superman Lives:
There.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
that would be pretty good too. Where's
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Pretty
My Nickname in the bedroom:
your...
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
sure that exists.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Where's your ice cream
Superman Lives:
It's
My Nickname in the bedroom:
though?
Superman Lives:
probably
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Where's your ice cream...
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
WHA-
My Nickname in the bedroom:
..euh, element?
Superman Lives:
on top of it after you take it up.
THE FLUSH:
See, you guys think you have the solve figured out, but when you're the Flash, you need to max out. That's not far enough. What you need to be doing is take a page out of my book. What you do is you go
Superman Lives:
Your
THE FLUSH:
to
Superman Lives:
book.
THE FLUSH:
Giordano's, out of my book, bitch, the WB book. You go to Giordano's Chicago deep dish pizza, and then you get two deep dish pizzas, and you slap them
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Uh,
THE FLUSH:
one
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Chris?
THE FLUSH:
on top of each other.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Chris,
THE FLUSH:
Don't you stop
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
I don't want-
THE FLUSH:
me!
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
I have to. Uh, there's no Chicago in The Flash's world.
Superman Lives:
Yeah, that's true.
THE FLUSH:
There's still deep dish pizza, bitch.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Midway?
THE FLUSH:
So you take the two,
Superman Lives:
Midway
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
From
THE FLUSH:
what?
Superman Lives:
City, yeah.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Midway City?
Superman Lives:
It's Midway
THE FLUSH:
From Midway
Superman Lives:
City.
THE FLUSH:
City.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Okay.
Superman Lives:
Midway
THE FLUSH:
And
Superman Lives:
City
THE FLUSH:
you take
Superman Lives:
style
THE FLUSH:
one
Superman Lives:
pizza.
THE FLUSH:
deep dish,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Yeah.
THE FLUSH:
midway deep dish pizza, and you slap one on top of the other. And then you drop, you sprinkle some sprinkles on the top because you need it to be a little sweet.
Superman Lives:
Sprinkles of
THE FLUSH:
And
Superman Lives:
what?
THE FLUSH:
you put
Superman Lives:
Chocolate
THE FLUSH:
that
Superman Lives:
sprinkles?
THE FLUSH:
sprinkle, no sprinkles, they're Eric Stoltz sprinkles. And then you put it in your head
Superman Lives:
G-Ginger
THE FLUSH:
hole
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Don't,
THE FLUSH:
and you chew
Superman Lives:
Sprinkles?
THE FLUSH:
it.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
don't, nope,
THE FLUSH:
Don't
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
don't,
THE FLUSH:
ask questions.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
don't engage
THE FLUSH:
This
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
him.
THE FLUSH:
is a
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Don't not
THE FLUSH:
WB.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
engage him.
THE FLUSH:
This is a WB movie,
Superman Lives:
Hahahaha!
THE FLUSH:
you know? And you know what?
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Don't feed
THE FLUSH:
When
My Nickname in the bedroom:
the
THE FLUSH:
it
My Nickname in the bedroom:
beast.
THE FLUSH:
comes to sprinkles, I don't need fuel. I have my own fuel. Okay, next one.
Superman Lives:
Shhh!
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Does anybody know what happened right there? No?
Superman Lives:
Yeah,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
think we
Superman Lives:
he
My Nickname in the bedroom:
need
Superman Lives:
got
My Nickname in the bedroom:
to have
Superman Lives:
spent.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
we
Superman Lives:
He
My Nickname in the bedroom:
need
Superman Lives:
got spent! Hehehehehehehehehehe
My Nickname in the bedroom:
we need intervention for Chris.
THE FLUSH:
I don't need any of you to
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I'm
THE FLUSH:
help.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
sorry.
THE FLUSH:
My own man!
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
I have a more important question
My Nickname in the bedroom:
We
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
to
My Nickname in the bedroom:
all love
Superman Lives:
Okay.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
ask,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
you, Chris.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
and it might be important based on where the journey Chris is on. Can the flash die from heart disease?
THE FLUSH:
UGH! COUGH!
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Can't crest on
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Heheheheh...
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
from heart
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Uhhh...
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
disease.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Heheheheheheh... Heheheheh...
Superman Lives:
Yes, yes.
THE FLUSH:
Deep Dish Pizza got me. The spirits have got me.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
That is a good question for Chris. No, I'm just joking. No,
THE FLUSH:
Ha
My Nickname in the bedroom:
it's
THE FLUSH:
ha!
My Nickname in the bedroom:
a very good question. I think he must have heart issues. He's young.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
flash just to be clear here it's the flash
Superman Lives:
Not Chris.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
No, no, I'm not being specific. No,
Superman Lives:
hahahaha
My Nickname in the bedroom:
the flash
THE FLUSH:
I am strong like bull.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
must have heart issues because when you look at it on paper, he's eating what? 50,000 calories a day.
Superman Lives:
Yeah, but he's burning them.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
He's burning them. But if you're just
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Yeah.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
eating empty carbs whilst working out like crazy, that is a recipe for
THE FLUSH:
DEATH?
My Nickname in the bedroom:
angina.
Superman Lives:
You just know, no, you just don't understand the speed force, bitch.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Oh, sorry,
Superman Lives:
That's that's
My Nickname in the bedroom:
explain
Superman Lives:
yeah.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
it to me.
Superman Lives:
I don't know either.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Oh, okay.
THE FLUSH:
No, you gotta lean into it. You see, you see applying
Superman Lives:
I mean. I
THE FLUSH:
WB quantum
Superman Lives:
know, listen,
THE FLUSH:
speed
Superman Lives:
I tried
THE FLUSH:
force physics.
Superman Lives:
it, I tried to come up with a with somewhat decent idea, and the WB boys just fucking nailed me
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Yeah.
THE FLUSH:
GET
Superman Lives:
to
THE FLUSH:
OUTTA
Superman Lives:
the wall.
THE FLUSH:
HERE!
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!
THE FLUSH:
WHAT
Superman Lives:
I'm
THE FLUSH:
ARE YOU DOING?!
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Who let
Superman Lives:
scared
My Nickname in the bedroom:
you back
Superman Lives:
is what
My Nickname in the bedroom:
in
Superman Lives:
I'm
My Nickname in the bedroom:
here?
Superman Lives:
saying.
THE FLUSH:
GO GET ME SOME COFFEE YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP! OKAY? AND BRING ME BACK SOME NAPKINS CAUSE I LIKE TO HOLD MY COFFEE WITH A NAPKIN!
Superman Lives:
I think we really do need an intervention for Chris.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Maybe. Now let's say, okay, so fine, if you think that heart disease can't kill them, what about diabetes?
Superman Lives:
Diabetes, diabetes.
THE FLUSH:
Diabetes?
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
What about
THE FLUSH:
Mmm.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
diabetes? Can the flash die from diabetes?
Superman Lives:
Mmm.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I'm just
Superman Lives:
No.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
picturing him
Superman Lives:
Next
My Nickname in the bedroom:
trying
Superman Lives:
question.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
to run with like a big foot.
Superman Lives:
Wait,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Bigfoot?
Superman Lives:
what?
My Nickname in the bedroom:
You know, you're,
THE FLUSH:
Is that? I don't get it.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
when you
THE FLUSH:
Is
My Nickname in the bedroom:
get
THE FLUSH:
that?
My Nickname in the bedroom:
diabetes,
THE FLUSH:
I'm not...
My Nickname in the bedroom:
you get feet
THE FLUSH:
Go
Superman Lives:
You
My Nickname in the bedroom:
issues.
THE FLUSH:
for
Superman Lives:
get
THE FLUSH:
it.
Superman Lives:
bigfoot?
THE FLUSH:
I don't know.
Superman Lives:
When you get diabetes you turn into a hairy monster.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
No, your foot
Superman Lives:
You become
My Nickname in the bedroom:
can get like
Superman Lives:
bigfoot.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
the your foot can get like swollen.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
The goat?
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Yeah, I don't know. I'm not
Superman Lives:
No!
My Nickname in the bedroom:
a doctor.
Superman Lives:
What the fuck are you
THE FLUSH:
What
Superman Lives:
talking-
THE FLUSH:
is happening?
Superman Lives:
clearly!
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
I don't know.
THE FLUSH:
I don't know.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
What?
THE FLUSH:
Oh,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Okay,
THE FLUSH:
I'm
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Spencer, I'm, I'm going to allow
THE FLUSH:
not doubting.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
this. Let's, let's just
My Nickname in the bedroom:
All right.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
go down this,
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Yeah.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
the big
THE FLUSH:
You
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
foot.
THE FLUSH:
are now
Superman Lives:
You have
THE FLUSH:
a scientist.
Superman Lives:
to... If you
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Yep.
Superman Lives:
get diabetes, you have to rebuy
THE FLUSH:
You're
Superman Lives:
all
THE FLUSH:
a
Superman Lives:
of your shoes.
THE FLUSH:
WB sanctioned and authorized scientist and physician.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
You've got the Bigfoot.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Yep.
Superman Lives:
Hahaha
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
How does that affect the life or death of the flash?
THE FLUSH:
foot
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I wasn't
Superman Lives:
Hahaha
My Nickname in the bedroom:
saying it causes...
Superman Lives:
He's looking it up now.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Oh yeah, fuck you guys. Poor blood circulation often causes swollen feet and ankles when you have diabetes. F you, I'm a doctor.
THE FLUSH:
You're
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I would,
THE FLUSH:
a
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Um.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I didn't go
THE FLUSH:
WB
My Nickname in the bedroom:
to,
THE FLUSH:
doctor
My Nickname in the bedroom:
I didn't go
THE FLUSH:
at...
My Nickname in the bedroom:
to seven years of med school to be treated like
THE FLUSH:
You
My Nickname in the bedroom:
this.
THE FLUSH:
went to seven
Superman Lives:
Yeah,
THE FLUSH:
days
Superman Lives:
you did
THE FLUSH:
of
Superman Lives:
it. You didn't.
THE FLUSH:
WB
Superman Lives:
Exactly.
THE FLUSH:
trading
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Hehehehe
THE FLUSH:
and you sir are credit to your WB brothers and sisters.
Superman Lives:
He went from, you
THE FLUSH:
Keep doing
Superman Lives:
know,
THE FLUSH:
the good work that you're
Superman Lives:
diabetes
THE FLUSH:
doing.
Superman Lives:
swells your feet to, you get the big foot!
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Get the Bigfoot.
THE FLUSH:
He's making it digestible for us and the audience.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Yeah,
Superman Lives:
I see.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
do I need to get through this into the science with you? You plebs wouldn't get it.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
What
Superman Lives:
So
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
does
Superman Lives:
what
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
that
Superman Lives:
happens?
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
have
Superman Lives:
Yeah.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
to do with the flash getting diabetes?
My Nickname in the bedroom:
because the Flash
THE FLUSH:
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
My Nickname in the bedroom:
can't run fast if he's got swollen feet.
Superman Lives:
No,
THE FLUSH:
Are
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
So
THE FLUSH:
you sure?
Superman Lives:
he can
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
can
Superman Lives:
run
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
the
Superman Lives:
faster.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
flash get diabetes or not?
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Oh
Superman Lives:
He
My Nickname in the bedroom:
yes,
Superman Lives:
can
My Nickname in the bedroom:
of course,
Superman Lives:
run faster with the
My Nickname in the bedroom:
of
Superman Lives:
Bigfoot.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
course,
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
Hahaha!
My Nickname in the bedroom:
of
Superman Lives:
He
My Nickname in the bedroom:
course.
Superman Lives:
runs faster.
THE FLUSH:
I think he can lay at the SmackDown in a way Steve Austin wish he could with that big
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Listen,
THE FLUSH:
foot.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
the flash is going to, I don't care who you are. You eat, uh, fast food all that much.
THE FLUSH:
Eeeewwwwww
My Nickname in the bedroom:
You're, I don't care who you are. You're going to get some issues. Just ask Chris.
Superman Lives:
I don't... I disagree. I think he burns that too.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Okay
Superman Lives:
I think... I
THE FLUSH:
Bigfoot!
Superman Lives:
think the Flash is fine with just eating fucking muffins all the time.
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Yeah, but
THE FLUSH:
Is
Superman Lives:
And...
THE FLUSH:
it normal
My Nickname in the bedroom:
what can it do to your
THE FLUSH:
with...
My Nickname in the bedroom:
brain though?
THE FLUSH:
If it's... Is it
Superman Lives:
I
THE FLUSH:
normal?
Superman Lives:
mean it's that Barry, is that much?
My Nickname in the bedroom:
It's killing
Superman Lives:
Is
My Nickname in the bedroom:
Chris's
Superman Lives:
that much?
My Nickname in the bedroom:
brain.
Superman Lives:
Hahaha
THE FLUSH:
Is it normal to have your nutsack grow a foot and try to run with it?
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Has that happened to you?
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The diabetes has got-
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Oh god. Matt,
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Intervention
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Matt
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2.0.
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save us! Matt save us!
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Listen, if
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Ha ha!
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the cut you just came from was awkward, just know we did it for
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you,
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Hahaha!
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the listener,
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It
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and
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was
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what you didn't
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all
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hear.
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for you!
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it.
Superman Lives:
Hahahaha!
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Well done sir, well done.
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I think this is as good as time as any. Let's just,
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No one
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I
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has
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think
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to know.
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we have to do some reviews of this movie. Let's
Superman Lives:
Yeah.
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tell the folks what we really thought about this jam. I am going to pick at random and the randomizer says, Luciano,
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Boop boop
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what was
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boop.
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your, give me your ranking here. We need the tier, S tier or lower if that strikes you.
Superman Lives:
Oh,
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strikes your fancy
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And
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I-
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by
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chance
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might
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some
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strike- I-
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gonna
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you want
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a spoiler
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words.
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of my review.
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you
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if
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free
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might
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to
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strike
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exercise
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me. I think it might strike me.
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you
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may
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be
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powers.
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inclined to go lower
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on the
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know,
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scale I
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do say
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it is an
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say
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option
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so myself, pull up a chair, boy, I'll tell you what.
Superman Lives:
Yeah.
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Why don't you have a sip of this green, then it's sweet tea and regalus.
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Uh, so my, my rating is E for this movie and I'll
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For
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tell
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everybody?
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you, I'll tell you why.
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E for everyone.
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Everybody,
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I'll tell you why.
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everybody.
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Why? So it's, it's a, it's, it's a bad movie. Um,
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Haha!
Superman Lives:
no, it's, um, it's, it's a flash movie. That's not really that much of a flash movie because the interesting bits are all non the flash. Like. The cool stuff in this movie is Michael Keaton. The cool thing in this movie is like the cameos that we get and all that shit. And the parts when we're supposed to care about Barry and supposed to care about what he's doing and what is going on with his life and all the stupid shit that he's doing in the past, to me, it gets ruined by Ezra Miller not being a good actor, in my opinion. Like all of the poignant bits are not... he just can't carry it. And I find like, I got bored of just seeing him talking to himself and his stupid friends he has in the past. And there was no, to me, there was no real payoff in the movie. So yeah, it's an E because there are, it's not an F basically, because there are some genuinely funny things. There's a like a... a nugget of a good idea with the time travel stuff. But then, like going back to what you said in the beginning, Matt, the movie sets a premise up and then it fucks it up in the end. And so like the movie is kind of completely pointless. So that's it.
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You know
Superman Lives:
E.
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how the ring system works, right? Like
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Hehehehehehe
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you, you should have a reason for picking a number, not just like, I guess it's not the worst.
Superman Lives:
Well,
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E.
Superman Lives:
I mean, listen, I was going to give it an F, but I had some genuine fun times. So I gave it an E. That's
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That sounds
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really my
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oddly
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reasoning.
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bad sexual. I had some fun times.
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Yeah,
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I had
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it wasn't
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the fun
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entirely
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times.
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shit is what I'm saying. There.
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Great review
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Thank
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coming
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you.
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from Luciano. Spencer, can you top that review?
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I certainly hope so.
Superman Lives:
Hehehehehehe
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It all began when
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Hey,
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I saw this
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he's
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movie
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got that.
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in theater. This
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OK.
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movie, listen, we had a fun time today, right guys? We had a lot of fun.
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guys?
Superman Lives:
Yeah.
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No.
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And it's fun, you know,
Superman Lives:
Wow, it wasn't even me
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whenever,
Superman Lives:
saying no.
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you know, it's fun to shit on this movie because it's very easy to hate and to shit on. But
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Yes.
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I go back to when I
THE FLUSH:
No.
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saw this movie in theaters. and I left thinking this movie was fun. And I don't mean that sarcastically.
THE FLUSH:
You.
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I had a good time.
Superman Lives:
You're
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Okay,
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not convien- you're not be- you're not being
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shut
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convincing
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up. This is my time.
THE FLUSH:
Do you still... you remember you spent money on this right?
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and I wouldn't do it again, but I do it the first time again.
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Okay,
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I do it once
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okay.
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again.
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Like a first marriage. You're happy about your first marriage.
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Yeah. Wait, what? No.
Superman Lives:
What?
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Shut up! Everybody shut up!
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Yeah, let Spencer give us a
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Let
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review,
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me get
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because
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my fucking review in.
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y'all need to get the fuck outta
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Yeah,
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here.
Superman Lives:
Get
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so.
Superman Lives:
the fuck outta here!
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I will say that, listen, this movie started off terribly. It had the babies falling from a building. I thought this movie is garbage. Then the movie was good. The characters were I liked it. It was fun. I like the characters. Interactions, I like the emotional scenes, pretty much everything, but the action was. Five was good, enjoyable. The whole middle section, I enjoyed quite a bit. I was like, this movie is. actually pretty darn good, not even just okay. And then it went off the rails a bit. In the third act, I didn't, you know, when they brought in Supergirl, and you know, Batman was fine, Supergirl was a little much, and then it kind of went like, really like cuckoo, and then the ending made no sense. And I fucking hated the, we already said, but I hated the Cronoble. I hated bringing in other universes as fan service. I thought that was all so stupid. I thought this was, should have just been a straight up time travel movie. don't bring in other shit just fucking stay in your fucking lane and they couldn't help
Superman Lives:
Ha
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themselves
Superman Lives:
ha!
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their greedy little fingers were like I peas I peas everywhere we got I peas we need to use so having said all that I'm gonna give this movie I'm so torn I'm gonna give it a C
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Whoa!
Superman Lives:
What
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Yeah,
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the fuck?
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Um,
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I know.
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GET OUTTA
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wow.
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HERE!
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I was between a D and a C, and I'm giving it a C because I enjoyed it. I liked it when he said, come on, Barbie, and then the other Ezra Miller went, let's go party. And it was
Superman Lives:
This
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such
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is
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a weird
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why you're
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joke.
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giving it a C? Cause
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It was
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it
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just,
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was a funny
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there's
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joke
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moments
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there?
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like
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Well,
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that I
Superman Lives:
okay.
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liked. I liked a lot of the humor. And fuck you, it's not that bad. It's just easy to hate on.
Superman Lives:
It's bad.
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They're sorry. It's fun and there are moments that are so bad it makes you hate the whole movie. So that is my review. And. Get the fuck out of here. The show
Superman Lives:
Hahaha!
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is
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No.
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over.
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Unfortunately, the show is
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Nah,
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not
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it's
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over.
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over, goodbye!
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I need to ask Chris what his review was.
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All right, so you know that moment on the highway when you're driving and there's an accident that everyone slows down wanting to see just how bad it is and it creates this huge traffic backlog jam? But what you get there, you
Superman Lives:
Did
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see
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you say
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that
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traffic
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it was a pretty,
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backlog jump?
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I fucking said that, get outta here!
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Let them finish.
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And you drive and you drive and you get up to it and you're like, oh shoot, that was a bad accident. I did not need to see that. That's this movie.
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I call that
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That's
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Tuesday.
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this movie. Get out of here, you
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Sorry.
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see for cannoli. It's unfortunate because it's an open book test over and over again in the DC, well, not DC specifically, because Jim Lee, the DC crew, they're good. But once again, the WB, they can't be trusted with the source material. My ranking for this movie is, according to my calculations, this earned 10 out of 10. Ezra Miller's minus one for the goodbye mom heartfelt scene and talent. Like that's just not enough to carry it. It's not enough. And everyone else's reviews highlighted really great points about the potential that was there, but completely overshadowed by all the reasons that we've covered. So it is an F for me.
Superman Lives:
Oh wow.
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And I hate saying that,
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The
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but
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hype
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it is
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master
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truth.
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general
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It's for me.
Superman Lives:
giving an F to a movie, I think that's the first.
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I'm pretty sure he's given F's to every single movie he watched, but what do I know?
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Not every
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Ha
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movie.
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ha
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But
Superman Lives:
ha!
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most of them.
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I
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I
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didn't want
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watched
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it to
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this
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be this
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movie.
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way.
Superman Lives:
Nice,
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It's, uh, it
Superman Lives:
good review.
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happened. Ezra Miller, they're actually good at acting to a large degree. I do not know why they took the Flashpoint Paradox story and pushed it so. I could have used more Michael Keaton. I really enjoyed their little fight scene in the kitchen. I thought that was the perfect
THE FLUSH:
Mm-hmm.
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level of comedy
Superman Lives:
Yeah,
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and physicality.
Superman Lives:
yeah, good point.
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And it helped that he was in a nice gray wig. So somebody who was of the age and persuasion to engage in physical combat could do so and make it look good. I'm looking at you Harrison Ford and other movies.
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George Clooney.
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I just don't care about Kara as super girl. I don't care about the impact this has in the universe because they didn't care either.
Superman Lives:
That's a good point.
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This is their biggest excuse to talk about why the multiverse exists, but pissed all over it immediately by having George Clooney show up at the end. So for those reasons, I thought this movie deserved a D.
Superman Lives:
all different interesting
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You're all wrong, I'm right.
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That's incorrect.
Superman Lives:
Sure. Whatever you need to sleep at night.
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And that's how you felt about watching this movie. I rest my case.
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Hahaha!
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So that was The Flash. Hey, if you watched it, I'm
Superman Lives:
Why?
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Sorry.
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sorry. I mean, that was your choice.
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Yep.
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Next week, we are going to tackle a completely different movie. Completely different genre, if you will. We're getting away from superheroes. If we were to classify on the fact scale, mostly F, a
Superman Lives:
Yeah.
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little bit of A. Yeah,
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Little
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bit
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we're
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of
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gonna
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C.
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do a
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Little bit
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some
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of
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little
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C.
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fu-
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bit of C. Yeah, a little bit of C. We're gonna do Dungeons and Dragons. What is it, Thieves? Good
Superman Lives:
On-
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Thieves?
Superman Lives:
Honor among thieves,
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Honor
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I think.
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amongst thieves, there
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Yeah.
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it is, good thieves. Honor
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Good
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amongst
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thieves, good
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thieves.
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thieves, bad
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Good
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thieves.
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thieves,
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Good
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Medium
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good
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thieves,
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thieves.
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thieves.
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bad thieves.
Superman Lives:
Heh. Heh!
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What I eat, I take the good with the bad.
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WB wasn't involved probably.
Superman Lives:
Yeah. Dungeons
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We
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and
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need
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Dragons,
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to...
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NYEH!
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This is
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from
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a movie that
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WB
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was well
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movies.
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received, and you can definitely watch it on anything. It's like on net- they threw it out to everywhere. I think, if I'm honest, they probably need to make a bit more money, because they got destroyed in the box office by, uh... What else is out at the same time?
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Mario?
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Yeah. Mario
Superman Lives:
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crush
Superman Lives:
yeah,
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them.
Superman Lives:
that makes sense.
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But by all accounts, it's supposed to be a really good movie, so we're going to tackle that. And hopefully we'll have a good time and be more positive about movies in the future.
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I'm positive.
Superman Lives:
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Are
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Potta's
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you?
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positive, I hate you
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I will
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watch Y'all
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out of here.
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guys. That's
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guys.
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talking
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if
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about
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you.
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you would like to tell us to get the fuck out of here, we do have an email address you can hit us up at. It is popcornandplotaholesatgmail.com.
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I don't know
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why that's funny.
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it! Nailed it!
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Insider baseball, little insider
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It's
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baseball.
Where is Thomas Wayne?:
great. Please let us know your thoughts about this movie. If you have suggestions on movies we should watch and cover, email us at that address and we'll tackle them. But yeah, if you made it all the way through this, good
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You're
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for you.
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fucking sane,
Superman Lives:
And
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good
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that's
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for
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what you
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us!
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are.
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Gold star.
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We like you.
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Also...
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We'll see you next time.
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GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!
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Bye!